1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: subject can't nobody be that in love? Okay, that is 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: the subject, can't nobody be that in love? But right 5 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,440 Speaker 1: now the nephew is here for today's prank phone call. 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: What you got for it? Enough today? Lunchtime date? Surely, 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: lunchtime date. Okay, that seems nice enough. Lunch Yeah, let's 8 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,959 Speaker 1: check this out. Let's go care though. Hello. Hey, I'm 9 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 1: trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan. It is Alan. 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek. Man it 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: chok us out bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right 12 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: yeah yeah that summer wrong? No no, no, no, no 13 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: no no. I work this Like I said, it's Derek. Now, 14 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: I work with your wife, Rachel. Right you use you're 15 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,000 Speaker 1: supervisor or something. I mean you just this about work something. 16 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: I mean. She's doing a good job and everything she 17 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: ain't no, no, no, everything is straight. Man, ain't not 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: wrong with the job. Everything is cool as the job. 19 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: This this right here, man is like what I know 20 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 1: this man, and it's you know, it just seems like 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break. 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: It seems like you know, you would call and and 23 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: and uh and then blocked up the whole hour of 24 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man, 25 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just 26 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: seems like you just cut in on all the time 27 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 1: that I have that I had with her. What we 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa hold hold hold up on me, hold on, 29 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: hold up, broke way you what are you doing at 30 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: lunch with my lady sons? Like I said, you know, 31 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: we're just we're just spending time, you know, doing lunch time. 32 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: But it just seems so rude. You know that rude, 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,279 Speaker 1: rude you you okay. First of all, that's my lady, Okay, 34 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: I can call her whenever the I feel like calling that. 35 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: That's I pay for them, gonna Jill. I bought that 36 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: iPhone five I could get call whenever. Please, all right. Secondly, 37 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,279 Speaker 1: you ain't got no business being with a married woman 38 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: alone at lunch. This ain't no date. You're supposed to 39 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: be at work. We already work, well, like I say, 40 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: we call workers. You know, it seemed like half the 41 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you know, 42 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: we're supposed to be having luss together and she's talking 43 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: to you the whole U. What's what's your name? Beget 44 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: the Derek there all right? There? You at the same 45 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: building out Okay you you would work right now? Huh yeah? 46 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I'm here at the job and you'll 47 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: walk in the same flow because I can come and 48 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: see you. You You have to jump off way way different 49 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: for you straight up. Okay, So don't let let me 50 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: ask you something? Man? What is the big deal understrying? Okay? 51 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: You look like you don't see her. You look like 52 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: you don't see her when she gets home, you know. 53 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: So why is this so important that you waste a 54 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: whole hour of lush and holding up and you wasted? 55 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: Ain't ain't wet. I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you 56 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,959 Speaker 1: understand that. Why don't you go out there and then 57 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: you ain't got to worry about sitting up in front 58 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: of lady. That's my wife. I walked down the hour 59 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: with that. We got kids, we got a house, we 60 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: take care. He helped me hold it down. And you 61 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: you you ain't you know if like you you don't 62 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: if you want to come in and do so they 63 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: got to always want to come into somebody else wife, 64 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: And why why don't you do this? Take take this 65 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 1: fife and see what it works. Have works for you. 66 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: Go to club, church, library, grocery stole, wherever the find 67 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: your dad, and you get you a chick. You get 68 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: her for a minute, you called her for a minute, 69 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: you romance up for me. And that's what real men. 70 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: Do You know what I'm saying, That's what I did. 71 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,839 Speaker 1: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's 72 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front 73 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: of lunch with us every day for the past year. 74 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, bro, It may not be today, 75 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: it may may be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna 76 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: see me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation. 77 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a face to face Through all I'm saying, man, 78 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. All. 79 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: I'm done that, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying 80 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: to comratween y'all. I'm just saying, if every day you 81 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: call it, man, what do you want wife Paplos to 82 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: talk to every guy to day? That's what a really dude. 83 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: You don't know about that because you were You ain't 84 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: no real All you know about it trying to high 85 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: that some treat. You don't know what it is to 86 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: put in work like a real man, dude, to actually 87 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: hold down a home, pay the bills, everything, the family, 88 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 1: the kids in, fixing the yards and fences, and you 89 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: don't know nothing about that. All you know about is, 90 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: you know, roch wife can't even go to work. But 91 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: I like you trying to step in and don't mean 92 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: no guy, because but it's okay. Like I promise you, 93 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm 94 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this 95 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: house is gonna go. It may not be the night, 96 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now 97 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you, 98 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: and I can't. What's what's your son? T me? I 99 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: would come see you by tomorrow? Son? You mean you Derek? 100 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: That's your name, right, Derek? My name is there. Yeah, 101 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna always want to be don't smiling face in 102 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: my wife's face. I'm gonna do Rachel when I see it. 103 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 1: He can please believe that, Please believe that talked to 104 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 1: her about a little friend at lunch and like the 105 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: hell getting my nub anyway? I got still know how 106 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: to rate your phone. But that's besides the phone, my 107 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: blast phone. Y'all ain't that cool? I don't think. I 108 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 1: ain't never heard of no dance before the day. And 109 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,479 Speaker 1: what's sudden you calling me talking about you was at 110 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: lunch every day with wife and you don't it's it's 111 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: a friendly runch date. Just word it really mean. I 112 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: don't know how you just do friendly? I know about 113 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: all that. You ain't feeling me. You got no like 114 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: you who pray on very women all the time because 115 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,599 Speaker 1: they like you. But that, like I said, it's gonna 116 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,039 Speaker 1: change my shoes, okay, it does. Here's here's what you 117 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 1: don't know. What y'all know is is tell me, Temmy 118 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 1: be pushing off on the more than me Tommy Tommy, 119 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: Tommy is always pushing up on her. Tommy one, you 120 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: need to be worried about you laught Timmy? Who mean 121 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: who the Tommy dog dog dog nephew Tommy man, check 122 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey 123 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: Morning show your wife. Rachel got me to prank phone 124 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:23,039 Speaker 1: called you. Oh believe y'all did this? Matey, I shouldn't 125 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: come down to man, may I am now I was 126 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: gonna you don't. I think I'm burned that building down. 127 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: You don't even know, Tommy, is this my prediction? Somebody 128 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: gonnauck you up? For real? Y'all you just played too, 129 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: But may y'all trip it hey, man, check it out. 130 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: You gotta tell me this man, what is the baddest 131 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: radio show in the lane? Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show? 132 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: Man of course, Come hey, Tommy, Tommy, this is my prediction. 133 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 1: Somebody gonna blank you up? Man from reaching tom He 134 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: was cussing you out from the time as soon as 135 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: he said the off the change. You mean, yes, I 136 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: can't call my wife. See see his blank blanks like 137 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: you just think blank. You put it in the work, 138 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: you know, Man, going spend some time, Man, put some 139 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: work here. That's what I did. Get my wife. It's 140 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: my girl, man, man dog. He was serious, man, serious man. 141 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: He said, it's probably gonna be the day. But if 142 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: they're gonna go past tomorrow, yeah yeah, oh you're gonna 143 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: see me soon. But yeah, yeah, you bled that. You're 144 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: gonna bleed that or think gonna change that. I see 145 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: you nothing to day And it was a long pause 146 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: after you told him who you were. Nephew, Tommy, it 147 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: was a long pause. Yeah, Tommy, be pushing up on 148 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: the motor meat man. Blank you and Tim time hold 149 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 1: blankets Tommy. Anyway, just a little lunch of date man, 150 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: that's all, just a little lunch date up with this 151 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 1: crazy day. What do you what did you want? That's 152 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. Man, talk to my wife 153 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:40,199 Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, I got something for your podcast. You 154 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: can tell he was a good husband, family man. Let 155 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,439 Speaker 1: men all the way through? How he fix it? Faces 156 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 1: you everything around that house? Though? What do you won't? 157 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: Is it? Day? What is it? What do you want? Woman? 158 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: Can't even go to work without something blankety blank like 159 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 1: you pushing all up over. Oh it's cool though. After 160 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: I see you though, thank you nephew. Coming up next, 161 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter. The subject can nobody be that 162 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: in love? We'll get into it right after this. You're 163 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.