1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Surprise, and wait till you hear this Thanksgiving Surprise. 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: We'll get into it after after this, but right now 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: you got for us? Nap. I think I'm from the 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 1: ghost stupid. I think I think I'm yeah, Yeah, I 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna going, but I'm gonna go deep. No, Tommy, 9 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: must you yeah today? But I mean deep double double 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: DP stupid quick listening to this false provide, just keep 11 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: stupid at all time. What do you think? It's just 12 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: it's just mowing the street. We know, playing with us. 13 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: I ain't playing with you. But you know what, I 14 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: don't like the fact that you don't cherish my stupid. 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: You don't don't like it. I don't like that that 16 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: you don't none of us cherish it. Don't single you 17 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 1: out and see you only cherished stuff you want and 18 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: care for. Caller don't Chairship, surely don't, Julia, don't Jay 19 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:21,839 Speaker 1: do because he's stupid, and Monica don't. So don't none 20 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: of us who got good sense cherish stupidity, So why 21 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 1: don't you just gonna do it? Yeah? Okay, man, all right, 22 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: thank you for the love press struggle. It's just a 23 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: struggle that y'all side with him all the time when 24 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: it's between me and him, when it's between me and him, 25 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: and y'all gotta pick side, y'all always on his side. 26 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: And when you think about it, no, no, no, no no, 27 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: you ain't got a prologize. You think about that for 28 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 1: a minute. What you think about what you just said? 29 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: What's wrong with being with me? Got on the side? Hey, nephew, 30 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: If you're talking to the crew and you say y'all 31 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: got to pick aside me a Steve, what the hell 32 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: you think they're gonna do? You didn't even humor him. 33 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: If you're talking about I'm gonna do some great stupid stuff, 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: you wouldn't side with me? Call up tommy side of 35 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: my side? Your side? You're signed my check ahead? Sure 36 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: to go ahead, run on along. He hasn't asked me, 37 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: but I'm waiting for him to ask me. You said 38 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: your palmer side of my side. I'm not even going 39 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: over there to time. All right, Here is the here 40 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: is the heartbreaker. Shirley yours waiting to do that, ain't you? 41 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: You can showed your little stuff to thing, all right? 42 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: Let me just blame a little yeah. Sure. The day's 43 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: title is Gene, I Got your girl, Geen, I got 44 00:02:54,040 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: your girl. Hello the Green my name Vernon, brother was playing. 45 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: I need to high let you for a minute, my man. 46 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: I want to let you about your wife, So you 47 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: got a minute. I don't even know how to practice 48 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: to your dog. I just want to be straight up 49 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 1: with you, man. Me and your wife have been kind 50 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: of seeing each other, and uh, really she want to 51 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,679 Speaker 1: let you go, but she ain't you know, she really 52 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: ain't got it got it up in it to say 53 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: she want to let you go. So I'm coming to 54 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: you like a man and letting you know. You know 55 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: that she really wanted to shut it down with you. 56 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: We've been seeing each other for a minute now. Hum, 57 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: so I don't know how we can, you know, I'm 58 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: just coming at you like a man, brother, trying to 59 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: let you know she don't even really want you no more. 60 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: You know, we didn't talked about it, talked about it, 61 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: and uh, I'm just trying to get it all. I know. 62 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it really okay, okay, 63 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: well you know it's a lot smoother than I expected. Player, man, 64 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is what it is. 65 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: I mean, as long as long as you as long 66 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: as you cool, I thought, you know, I just want 67 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: to be a man called and how I let you 68 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: let you know? Have you seen her to day? And 69 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: where are you from Jersey? I'm around Newark. I mean 70 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: you said it's a lot of smooder than you thought 71 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: it was gonna baby. You know, anytime some another man 72 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: from the call, another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, 73 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 1: you don't expect it to be nothing. You know, pretty simple, 74 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: that's for sure. I didn't contemplated a long time by 75 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: coling you saw, you know the day I just said 76 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: the head I get my number. So I've been here 77 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: at your number. I had your number a long time. 78 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 1: All right. Now you say you're looking, Uh, there's a 79 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: lot of smoother than you thought us gonna be. It 80 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: ain't that smooth. But you know you don't want to know, 81 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: Like the thing is, you got one up on it 82 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: because you know my information. Now I's gonna come find you. Okay, 83 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold up, now 84 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: you feel like I'm gonna hold up. Okay, you feel 85 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: like you need to be looking for me or something. Brother, 86 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: Look look ahead, let's check this out. This is a 87 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 1: decision that the wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. 88 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 1: So you have no reason to be mad at me 89 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: about anything. You have no reason to be coming looking 90 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: for me or any information on me, because see, when 91 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: that happens, then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. 92 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why 93 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: I'm calling you like a man. Brother, Trust me. Ain't 94 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: that I'm never worried about. Okay, Well, I'm just letting 95 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 1: you know, man, I'm letting you know au front sheet 96 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: with me and how contemplated a long time, y'all to y'alla, 97 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: So now you know here we are. So I said, 98 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: you know, what the hell what I'm calling today? Ye 99 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: should do this on the phone together out of expect 100 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: both of y'all a lot more. Okay, Well, you know, 101 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: and and then you know, if that's what it's got 102 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: to be, we'd be face to face together whatever it's 103 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: gotta be. Man. Okay, So, but but let me ask 104 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: you this here where it's going there once we're both 105 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: staying flat footed, and tell you how it is. Then 106 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: what I ain't gonna never be flat footed? Okay? Well 107 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: what the flat footed? Or upside down anyway you want 108 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: to look at it. Bro, I'm trying not to get 109 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: into this physical part, but it seems like you're leaning 110 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: that way with me. It could be withouver. You know, 111 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: don't make a difference, And it never does, brother, it 112 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: never does. When two bulls come together, one of them 113 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: got to go down. No, guess what we're doing too 114 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: much talking. You've got my information. Guess what now I'm 115 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: being hunting for you. There's no need for you to say. 116 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: There's no need for us discussing anymore. Okay, cool? You 117 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: know why why we had it? Man, Let me go 118 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,359 Speaker 1: and drop it all on you then, because it's it 119 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: seems like we need to go and get it all 120 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: out the way. You're cool, you know what I'm saying. 121 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: I think you need you know, a matter of fact, 122 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: if you want to just keep it all the way real, 123 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 1: you might want to go take a blood test about 124 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: a lina and make sure you the paper to that. 125 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: All right? Feel me got it? So I'm not how 126 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: your wife, get your car man, because we didn't contemplate 127 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: it too long and it's time. Yeah, you do that. 128 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: You know my information? Like I said, you said enough, 129 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: You're had enough bones there, so you know what I mean, 130 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:00,840 Speaker 1: somebody's got to go? What you mean? You wait? Wait? Wait? 131 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: What was all this? Somebody got to go? What you're 132 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: saying somebody got to go? Okay, you're talking about either 133 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: me or you? One of us got to go, because 134 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: you're saying the wrong thing. Because what you must understand 135 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: is if I've given you as much information as I 136 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: already have, that means I have enough information to know 137 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: where you are. Brother. You know nothing about me norway 138 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: I reside. So if you're gonna talk about somebody got 139 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: to go, then you're saying it to the wrong person. 140 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: Be cause I'm already up on you. Player. You got 141 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: a first off, you ain't really annoyed because it got 142 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: a country action. So second off, like you've done with 143 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: the real street. So how do you want to handle it? 144 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: You know my information? Guess what I don't reside in. 145 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: The more I ain't doing the more that's what. Now 146 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: you've got to start from scratch like me. He'll go 147 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: to math man, you're ready for that. You're ready for 148 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: this math, You're ready. He'll go to math this nephew, 149 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey mart And Show. You've been 150 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: pranked by your wife. Yeah, black man, but you you 151 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 1: kind of had me scared for a minute because you 152 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: really wasn't flinting. You whatever you eating over there, you 153 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: never did stop eating on it. Oh, I ain't gonna 154 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: stop here every morning. What's the baddest radio morning show 155 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: in the land, Steve Harvey Show. That was a real time. 156 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: That's real right there, partner. Huh. He kept eating the 157 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: whole time. He never he never, he was cold. He 158 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: didn't fledg. I said, Tommy, just dude right here. Well 159 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: look he taking all this information. One of us got 160 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,960 Speaker 1: to go. Yeah. But but Tommy, he had analyzed he 161 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 1: you ain't from up north because your country. She had 162 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: already peeped his daughter. He didn't fledg. Okay, yeah, see, 163 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:57,440 Speaker 1: you ain't from up here cause your country. All right, 164 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: we're coming up next. It's the Strawberry Letter subject Thanksgiving Surprise. 165 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: Wait till you hear the surprise. We'll get into it 166 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:12,199 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show,