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Speaker 1: All right, it's time now for a round of would

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Speaker 1: you rather, guys? Would you rather be a professional boxer,

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Speaker 1: professional boxer or an m M A fighter? Which one? Oh?

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Speaker 1: A boxing?

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Speaker 2: Boxing? Yeah? Boxing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Boxing? Okay, sure, why.

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Speaker 2: There's many ways to get at.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. Would you rather have heartburn for three

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Speaker 1: days or lower back pain?

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Speaker 2: All the same?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What a tramplin? You're sick? Heartburn? Heartburn for three days?

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Speaker 1: Have you had a lower back pain? Yeah? I have

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Speaker 1: brief would say, Timmy, take you some pepto and sit man,

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Speaker 1: sit down, junior.

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Speaker 2: Now time to convince me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm probably gonna go with that heartburn,

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Speaker 1: that lower back pain.

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Speaker 2: He lower bank, Well, you can't do nothing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Would you rather wash your face with

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Speaker 1: hot dog water? Or would you rather wash your face

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Speaker 1: with water from a lake?

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Speaker 2: That's what I used to get Tommy. When you said

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Speaker 2: it was soup, I told.

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Speaker 1: It was soup.

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Speaker 2: It was hot dog water. I eat all the hot

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Speaker 2: dogs and give him the soup with some crackers. My

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Speaker 2: upbringing was just terrible. You actually need.

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Speaker 1: Please get yourself some therapy before it's too late. All right,

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Speaker 1: with the lake, I'm going with the lake lake Jr.

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Speaker 2: Yeah with the lake.

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Speaker 1: I'm not No, I don't know. Okay, great grease on

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Speaker 1: your face? Would you rather say? I said? He? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he didn't say, what is it? What do I dog water?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather wash your face with hot dog

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Speaker 1: water or water from the lake.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what it feels like sometime. Come on, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna wash my face with the hot dog water the.

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Speaker 1: Water from the lake. Okay, well, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: for participating in your own show. All right, all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather wear all your pants too short? Or

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Speaker 1: would you rather wear all of your pants too long?

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Speaker 2: Well, let's let the short people on the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm going with short. He's in the show long long,

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Speaker 1: make you really look short.

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Speaker 2: I'm going with the short pants.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna wear some ankle beaters. What you're gonna wear?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Blood popping and keep on here, sir, you're throwing them. No,

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Speaker 1: you're throwing them shirt.

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Speaker 2: No, No, that wall.

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Speaker 1: To your uncle. The show about short. No, don't get

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Speaker 1: mad at me. That's miss flexed anger at him.

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Speaker 2: All right. He started the.

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Speaker 1: Segment off and let the short people answer. Write in

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Speaker 1: with it. I expected from him.

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Speaker 2: It's hot, It's.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Thank you guys. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.