WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Read My Lips

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<v Speaker 1>Second d D. We all want to hit redo sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>in life. Oh yeah, like Alexis wants to hit redo

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<v Speaker 1>on her eyebrows. I'm sorry. I want her to control Z.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't told you that yet, have I, Alexus? No, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I have a plan. Don't worry. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that later though, not about when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>an awkward situation that happens during a good date and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to redo the whole night, just redo

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<v Speaker 1>that awkward moment. Yeah. Yeah, that's why Scott emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>for help. And Scott, I know you and I have

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<v Speaker 1>talked about Alexis's eyebrows, but let's not focus on that

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<v Speaker 1>right now. All right, We're just here to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>your date. No idea, bro, talk was going like that

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<v Speaker 1>these days? Yeah, yeah, let's talk about your date, Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the girl that you went out with? Okay, her

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<v Speaker 1>name's Erica. Okay, normal eyebrows? No, not at all? Oh kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>So what what did you and Erica do for your date? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>We met online and we went to dinner. Okay, nice place.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's going great. I go to wash my hands and

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<v Speaker 1>I came out and I had like a napkin slashed

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<v Speaker 1>paper towel in between my fly, like it was just

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<v Speaker 1>hanging Wait, wait in your pants. Yeah, because I poking

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<v Speaker 1>out through the zipper. Wait, do guys wipe that on

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<v Speaker 1>his lap because he's a gentleman at dinner? And then

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<v Speaker 1>it got caught in the zipper. That's no. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice restaurant, so they don't have like paper towels.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a nice linen tight thing. So after I

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<v Speaker 1>washed my hands, I have it in my hand and

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed my fly was still down, so I zipped

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<v Speaker 1>it up and I just walked out and it was

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in there. Okay, it was, And I just walked out,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even know it. And I'm about halfway and I

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<v Speaker 1>see her face look at me and then look down

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<v Speaker 1>and then look back at me. He's about to show

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<v Speaker 1>me the most inappropriate magic trick. Either that or you're

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<v Speaker 1>feeling real confident at that point. Oh oh, you could

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<v Speaker 1>see it? Wow, looking down there. I get that thing

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<v Speaker 1>where you turn around because obviously she's looking at something else. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like what And then I looked down and

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<v Speaker 1>I see it, And what do you do? I should

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<v Speaker 1>have turned around, just pulled it out. No, no, it

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<v Speaker 1>pull it out of the zipper, like it can't be

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<v Speaker 1>that right hard. Here's what popped into my stupid brain.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, why don't we pull it out like a magician,

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<v Speaker 1>just keep being being keeping and pulled it out, went

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<v Speaker 1>up like one of those never ending scarves up your sleeves. Us. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>she impressed. She started laughing. Maybe you knew your audience.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I think she thinks that I did the

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<v Speaker 1>napkin thing on purpose to be funny. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>did not, but I totally went with it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let's go with that. Yes, I'm hilarious when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to napkins. Yeah, you painted this like it

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<v Speaker 1>was this horrible moment, but actually it looked like it

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<v Speaker 1>worked to your benefit on the date. Yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>done yet. Oh. So I invite her back to my place, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and she says yes. I'm like, all right, sweet. I

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<v Speaker 1>opened the door and standing there is my dad, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>at your place, at my plate. No, oh, why is

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<v Speaker 1>your dad inside your apartment? He just came over. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell me come over? Okay. No, obviously she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>believe that it's your house. She's gonna think unless it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a one bedroom apartment. No, I've got a two bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, Dad, what are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>He just I just wanted to come visit. Oh she's pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's there? I hope I'm not ruining your game? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what was Erica's reaction? Could you read that she was

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<v Speaker 1>a little uncomfortable? Like, Hi, Hi, Yeah, yeah, she'd be shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she could obviously sends how shocked you were though, too, right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so, And there at one point I decided,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let me get some drinks. Maybe I can

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<v Speaker 1>ease the pain. And he's gonna leave soon. So I

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<v Speaker 1>left them alone for I don't know five minutes. They

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<v Speaker 1>were talking and I came back and her vibe was

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<v Speaker 1>completely different. She's already meeting the parents, Like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>your dad, one of those dads that is like super embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 1>likes to tell horrible stories about you. I mean like

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<v Speaker 1>every yes, he's the quintessential dad joke. Dad, Now we

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<v Speaker 1>know where you got the napkin trick idea for apple tree? There?

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<v Speaker 1>How did how did you and Erica and your dad

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<v Speaker 1>leave things? So I'm trying to give hints, all right, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>good to see you, Good to see you. He just

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<v Speaker 1>plops down on the couch. It's like, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>watch a movie. Do you see I made two drinks, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>not Erica, Just like you don't want I've got an

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<v Speaker 1>early morning. Yeah, I'm gonna take off. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't blame her. No, I'm sure you wanted to leave too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I did, And so I start walking around and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, no, we're about to watch Harry Potter come back. Dad. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that would have worked on me. Yeah, alright, alright, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did you get a chance to apologize profusely? Um? But

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<v Speaker 1>I have not heard from her since. Okay, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>hard dad hill to climb up up Now. I see

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<v Speaker 1>why you would want to redo a few of those

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<v Speaker 1>moments from the night, And we can't really redo them,

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<v Speaker 1>but we can at least try and get you a

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<v Speaker 1>reado on a second date. So we're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>a song. We'll come back. You want to call his

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<v Speaker 1>dad two three way in or I think we've dealt

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<v Speaker 1>with enoughing Barson moments. All right, let's just try and

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<v Speaker 1>focus on some positives. We'll call Erica and try and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update, right, after this the surprise Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>That's not just the name of my go to move

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<v Speaker 1>for my bingo dates, it's what actually happened to one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners, Scott recently during his first date with Erica. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because they went back to his place at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the night, and who was waiting there inside the

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<v Speaker 1>door but his old pop ready to crack a bruski

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<v Speaker 1>and watch some Harry Potter with his boy. So obviously

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<v Speaker 1>that situation put a damper on the romance and ever since,

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<v Speaker 1>Erica is not responding when Scott reaches out hoping to

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<v Speaker 1>get another date. So we're going to step in kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like his dad did and try and get that

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<v Speaker 1>second date for him. Scott feeling ready for this? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a painful recap. Scott, how are you feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm hopeful. Okay, that's good, but a little nervous. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all of this was out of your control.

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<v Speaker 1>I think anyone would be empathetic of that. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we all have cringe worthy parents. Oh yeah, and before

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<v Speaker 1>we call her, Scott, you said that you noticed Erica

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to your dad for a few minutes while

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<v Speaker 1>you were in the other room. Did you ever ask

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<v Speaker 1>your dad what he said to her? I did. I

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<v Speaker 1>was saying, Hey, what what happened to you? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>we just made some small talk. Oh and he just

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<v Speaker 1>took that at face value. Oh god, I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way that your dad would ever swoop in on

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<v Speaker 1>your dates, right, You're thinking, no, no, no. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was just going to tell like a terrible story

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<v Speaker 1>about like how we got stood up on prom or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe he asked her like if she was in

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<v Speaker 1>griffindor slitherin or something. Let's just call Erica and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what happened. We're going to die the number right

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<v Speaker 1>now and see what she has to say. Let's do this,

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<v Speaker 1>you ready, Scott? All right? Let's do this for better

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<v Speaker 1>or for worse? All right? Here we go. Hell, hey

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<v Speaker 1>is this Erica? Yeah? Who's this? Is jeff from the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for the biggest Harry Potter fans in the area. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you a Potter head? Oh god? I like it, But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like a crazy sun Wait what is this about? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just a side question. The real question that we

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask about is your date? The other night

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy named Scott. Oh yeah, probably, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. It's probably a hard date to forget. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something called a second date update. We're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>help Scott figure out what went wrong when you two

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<v Speaker 1>hung out together. And to be fair, Scott definitely has

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<v Speaker 1>some ideas already. Or maybe nothing went wrong and it's

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<v Speaker 1>something totally unrelated to that night. We can focus on

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<v Speaker 1>what went right. I heard he made you laugh. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good yea. I'm not understanding the second deep thing,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was just wanting to know my story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because Scott told us his version of the story and

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<v Speaker 1>he knows that afterwards you haven't been responding to him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's just trying to figure out the reason why. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much he told you. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us about a little napkin trick that he showed you

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<v Speaker 1>and that you thought was funny. Yeah, it was pretty risky. Um, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how if he knew that, I would laugh, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he came out in the bathroom with like

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<v Speaker 1>a tissue and his zipper. But the risk paid off, right,

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<v Speaker 1>great risk, great rewards. I thought it was hilarious and

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<v Speaker 1>like I really really like funny guys. Cool. Good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm going to fast forward from dinner to Scott's house.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your reaction when you saw his dad was

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<v Speaker 1>waiting here? Yeah, because we heard that. Yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. Well, so originally when I said I go

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<v Speaker 1>back to his place, like I actually was totally open

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<v Speaker 1>to hook up with him, but that's gonna hurt. But

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<v Speaker 1>when he opened the door and his dad was there,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I can't tell you how awkward that was. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst part is I knew his dad. Wait, what,

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<v Speaker 1>you're his daughter from another secret family? When we tell

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<v Speaker 1>Scott that his dad has another family, let her talk.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you knew his dad? He's my gynecologist,

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<v Speaker 1>is your special doctor. So he clearly recognized me, and

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<v Speaker 1>like I knew him like I had just got in

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<v Speaker 1>like a couple of months ago. Good news, he recognized

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<v Speaker 1>your face and not. But he's a professional. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, this guy's a doctor. I yeah, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like this super awkward. Things gonna be worse if

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<v Speaker 1>you have to go in for an STD after Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. No, I'm trying my best, and at

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<v Speaker 1>one point, like I just asked Scott to get me

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<v Speaker 1>a drink. Yeah, And like I talked to the dad

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, don't worry, it's patient confidentiality. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>I just asked him like if he could help me,

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<v Speaker 1>like get out of the situation, if he can just say, like, hey, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>let's watch a movie so I can just leave you

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<v Speaker 1>your way. Too awkward. I guess dad wasn't as clueless

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<v Speaker 1>as we thought he was. He was actually trying to

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<v Speaker 1>help her out. Oh my god, that is so hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the really clueless person is probably Scott, who

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<v Speaker 1>we should let him know. Ericas on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now and wants to talk to you. Wait wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait what it's okay there. I thank Scott. What is

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<v Speaker 1>going on right now? Oh god, why couldn't your dad

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<v Speaker 1>have been a dentist? Oh god, Oh my god. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm mortified, But honestly, Erica, I'm kind of I'm very

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<v Speaker 1>mortified for you. I'm so sorry. Oh yeah, I means

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<v Speaker 1>it was really really weird because, like I said, i'd

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<v Speaker 1>been there a couple of months ago, and like he's

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<v Speaker 1>been my gynecologist for a while now, so like he

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<v Speaker 1>knows me, know, you. I know. I know he really

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<v Speaker 1>knows you. I know. Oh okay, Scott, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>random question, but I think I might also know your dad.

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<v Speaker 1>What does he go like, doctor Butterball? Is that not him?

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<v Speaker 1>You are not okay if you're looking for somebody new

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<v Speaker 1>Butterballs your guy? No, Honestly, Like, I went and saw

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<v Speaker 1>a guynecologist ones who during the exam was like, so,

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to your radio show all the time, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to, like, you know, make small talk.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just I need separate lives there, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would assume you need separate lives when he comes to

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<v Speaker 1>dating and your guy. Absolutely. Maybe it's only fair Scott

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<v Speaker 1>if you visit her father's proctologist and then the two

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<v Speaker 1>of you could even Okay, I know you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>laughing about this, but I'm in shock at how coincidental

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<v Speaker 1>this is. Yeah, for sure, I feel like, Erica, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you should have at least hinted to Scott like something

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<v Speaker 1>was up, told him something. I wouldn't put this on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, what was I going to say, like

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<v Speaker 1>your dad see my ankles and stirrups. Oh okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not graphic. It's what every woman has to do. But

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<v Speaker 1>if it's any consolation, he said, he'd give you the

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<v Speaker 1>green lights. Green light? You mean, like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what that means, Like you have to ask your dad, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>who that just got creepy? I like, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>switch your kind of college. That was weird. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see it as a good thing. Yeah, Dad gives the

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<v Speaker 1>thumbs up approval whatever whatever finger he approved. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying it sounds like maybe there's a chance here, And

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<v Speaker 1>the only way to know is to ask Erica, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like, let's see, Erica, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out one more time with Scott? We'd pay for I

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<v Speaker 1>never said this. I mean I did really like him,

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<v Speaker 1>but dude, go out with him. Dump the doctor, get

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor. I couldn't get a new doctor. And like

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<v Speaker 1>the green light thing, maybe it just means I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any STDs or anything. No, girl, No, it doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. I really want you, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's the best idea. Scott. I mean, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>how do you feel about that? Hearing that? Um? I

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be honest, this is the one time in my

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<v Speaker 1>life that I am one so happy that she said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you saw you saw Erica and your dad whispering.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you able to read her lips? No, that's not good. No. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>um yeah, I'm I'm gonna hang up. Is that okay? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on before you go, doctor Butterball is on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line, and that's Joe. Would that mean but like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was nice talking to you. I guess it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Jeffrey in the morning.