Speaker 1: Second d D. We all want to hit redo sometimes
Speaker 1: in life. Oh yeah, like Alexis wants to hit redo
Speaker 1: on her eyebrows. I'm sorry. I want her to control Z.
Speaker 1: I haven't told you that yet, have I, Alexus? No, Jeff,
Speaker 1: right now, I have a plan. Don't worry. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that later though, not about when it comes to
Speaker 1: an awkward situation that happens during a good date and
Speaker 1: you don't want to redo the whole night, just redo
Speaker 1: that awkward moment. Yeah. Yeah, that's why Scott emailed us
Speaker 1: for help. And Scott, I know you and I have
Speaker 1: talked about Alexis's eyebrows, but let's not focus on that
Speaker 1: right now. All right, We're just here to talk about
Speaker 1: your date. No idea, bro, talk was going like that
Speaker 1: these days? Yeah, yeah, let's talk about your date, Scott.
Speaker 1: Who's the girl that you went out with? Okay, her
Speaker 1: name's Erica. Okay, normal eyebrows? No, not at all? Oh kidding.
Speaker 1: So what what did you and Erica do for your date? Well?
Speaker 1: We met online and we went to dinner. Okay, nice place.
Speaker 1: Everything's going great. I go to wash my hands and
Speaker 1: I came out and I had like a napkin slashed
Speaker 1: paper towel in between my fly, like it was just
Speaker 1: hanging Wait, wait in your pants. Yeah, because I poking
Speaker 1: out through the zipper. Wait, do guys wipe that on
Speaker 1: his lap because he's a gentleman at dinner? And then
Speaker 1: it got caught in the zipper. That's no. It was
Speaker 1: a nice restaurant, so they don't have like paper towels.
Speaker 1: They have a nice linen tight thing. So after I
Speaker 1: washed my hands, I have it in my hand and
Speaker 1: I noticed my fly was still down, so I zipped
Speaker 1: it up and I just walked out and it was
Speaker 1: stuck in there. Okay, it was, And I just walked out,
Speaker 1: didn't even know it. And I'm about halfway and I
Speaker 1: see her face look at me and then look down
Speaker 1: and then look back at me. He's about to show
Speaker 1: me the most inappropriate magic trick. Either that or you're
Speaker 1: feeling real confident at that point. Oh oh, you could
Speaker 1: see it? Wow, looking down there. I get that thing
Speaker 1: where you turn around because obviously she's looking at something else. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like what And then I looked down and
Speaker 1: I see it, And what do you do? I should
Speaker 1: have turned around, just pulled it out. No, no, it
Speaker 1: pull it out of the zipper, like it can't be
Speaker 1: that right hard. Here's what popped into my stupid brain.
Speaker 1: I thought, why don't we pull it out like a magician,
Speaker 1: just keep being being keeping and pulled it out, went
Speaker 1: up like one of those never ending scarves up your sleeves. Us. Interesting,
Speaker 1: she impressed. She started laughing. Maybe you knew your audience.
Speaker 1: You know. I think she thinks that I did the
Speaker 1: napkin thing on purpose to be funny. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not, but I totally went with it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go with that. Yes, I'm hilarious when
Speaker 1: it comes to napkins. Yeah, you painted this like it
Speaker 1: was this horrible moment, but actually it looked like it
Speaker 1: worked to your benefit on the date. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: done yet. Oh. So I invite her back to my place, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and she says yes. I'm like, all right, sweet. I
Speaker 1: opened the door and standing there is my dad, Oh
Speaker 1: at your place, at my plate. No, oh, why is
Speaker 1: your dad inside your apartment? He just came over. You
Speaker 1: didn't tell me come over? Okay. No, obviously she's gonna
Speaker 1: believe that it's your house. She's gonna think unless it's
Speaker 1: like a one bedroom apartment. No, I've got a two bedroom.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Dad, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: He just I just wanted to come visit. Oh she's pretty.
Speaker 1: Who's there? I hope I'm not ruining your game? So yeah,
Speaker 1: what was Erica's reaction? Could you read that she was
Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable? Like, Hi, Hi, Yeah, yeah, she'd be shocked.
Speaker 1: I mean she could obviously sends how shocked you were though, too, right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope so, And there at one point I decided,
Speaker 1: all right, let me get some drinks. Maybe I can
Speaker 1: ease the pain. And he's gonna leave soon. So I
Speaker 1: left them alone for I don't know five minutes. They
Speaker 1: were talking and I came back and her vibe was
Speaker 1: completely different. She's already meeting the parents, Like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: your dad, one of those dads that is like super embarrassing,
Speaker 1: likes to tell horrible stories about you. I mean like
Speaker 1: every yes, he's the quintessential dad joke. Dad, Now we
Speaker 1: know where you got the napkin trick idea for apple tree? There?
Speaker 1: How did how did you and Erica and your dad
Speaker 1: leave things? So I'm trying to give hints, all right, Dad,
Speaker 1: good to see you, Good to see you. He just
Speaker 1: plops down on the couch. It's like, all right, let's
Speaker 1: watch a movie. Do you see I made two drinks, Dad,
Speaker 1: not Erica, Just like you don't want I've got an
Speaker 1: early morning. Yeah, I'm gonna take off. I mean, you
Speaker 1: can't blame her. No, I'm sure you wanted to leave too.
Speaker 1: Oh I did, And so I start walking around and
Speaker 1: he goes, no, we're about to watch Harry Potter come back. Dad. Okay,
Speaker 1: that would have worked on me. Yeah, alright, alright, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you get a chance to apologize profusely? Um? But
Speaker 1: I have not heard from her since. Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: hard dad hill to climb up up Now. I see
Speaker 1: why you would want to redo a few of those
Speaker 1: moments from the night, And we can't really redo them,
Speaker 1: but we can at least try and get you a
Speaker 1: reado on a second date. So we're going to play
Speaker 1: a song. We'll come back. You want to call his
Speaker 1: dad two three way in or I think we've dealt
Speaker 1: with enoughing Barson moments. All right, let's just try and
Speaker 1: focus on some positives. We'll call Erica and try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update, right, after this the surprise Dad,
Speaker 1: That's not just the name of my go to move
Speaker 1: for my bingo dates, it's what actually happened to one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Scott recently during his first date with Erica. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they went back to his place at the end
Speaker 1: of the night, and who was waiting there inside the
Speaker 1: door but his old pop ready to crack a bruski
Speaker 1: and watch some Harry Potter with his boy. So obviously
Speaker 1: that situation put a damper on the romance and ever since,
Speaker 1: Erica is not responding when Scott reaches out hoping to
Speaker 1: get another date. So we're going to step in kind
Speaker 1: of like his dad did and try and get that
Speaker 1: second date for him. Scott feeling ready for this? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a painful recap. Scott, how are you feeling.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm hopeful. Okay, that's good, but a little nervous. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, all of this was out of your control.
Speaker 1: I think anyone would be empathetic of that. You know,
Speaker 1: we all have cringe worthy parents. Oh yeah, and before
Speaker 1: we call her, Scott, you said that you noticed Erica
Speaker 1: was talking to your dad for a few minutes while
Speaker 1: you were in the other room. Did you ever ask
Speaker 1: your dad what he said to her? I did. I
Speaker 1: was saying, Hey, what what happened to you? I don't know,
Speaker 1: we just made some small talk. Oh and he just
Speaker 1: took that at face value. Oh god, I mean there's
Speaker 1: no way that your dad would ever swoop in on
Speaker 1: your dates, right, You're thinking, no, no, no. I thought
Speaker 1: he was just going to tell like a terrible story
Speaker 1: about like how we got stood up on prom or something.
Speaker 1: Or maybe he asked her like if she was in
Speaker 1: griffindor slitherin or something. Let's just call Erica and find
Speaker 1: out what happened. We're going to die the number right
Speaker 1: now and see what she has to say. Let's do this,
Speaker 1: you ready, Scott? All right? Let's do this for better
Speaker 1: or for worse? All right? Here we go. Hell, hey
Speaker 1: is this Erica? Yeah? Who's this? Is jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're looking
Speaker 1: for the biggest Harry Potter fans in the area. Um,
Speaker 1: you a Potter head? Oh god? I like it, But
Speaker 1: I'm not like a crazy sun Wait what is this about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just a side question. The real question that we
Speaker 1: want to ask about is your date? The other night
Speaker 1: with a guy named Scott. Oh yeah, probably, I mean
Speaker 1: that's okay. It's probably a hard date to forget. We're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second date update. We're trying to
Speaker 1: help Scott figure out what went wrong when you two
Speaker 1: hung out together. And to be fair, Scott definitely has
Speaker 1: some ideas already. Or maybe nothing went wrong and it's
Speaker 1: something totally unrelated to that night. We can focus on
Speaker 1: what went right. I heard he made you laugh. That's
Speaker 1: a good yea. I'm not understanding the second deep thing,
Speaker 1: like he was just wanting to know my story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Scott told us his version of the story and
Speaker 1: he knows that afterwards you haven't been responding to him,
Speaker 1: and he's just trying to figure out the reason why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much he told you. He told
Speaker 1: us about a little napkin trick that he showed you
Speaker 1: and that you thought was funny. Yeah, it was pretty risky. Um, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how if he knew that, I would laugh, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, he came out in the bathroom with like
Speaker 1: a tissue and his zipper. But the risk paid off, right,
Speaker 1: great risk, great rewards. I thought it was hilarious and
Speaker 1: like I really really like funny guys. Cool. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to fast forward from dinner to Scott's house.
Speaker 1: What was your reaction when you saw his dad was
Speaker 1: waiting here? Yeah, because we heard that. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: be honest. Well, so originally when I said I go
Speaker 1: back to his place, like I actually was totally open
Speaker 1: to hook up with him, but that's gonna hurt. But
Speaker 1: when he opened the door and his dad was there,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't tell you how awkward that was. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The worst part is I knew his dad. Wait, what,
Speaker 1: you're his daughter from another secret family? When we tell
Speaker 1: Scott that his dad has another family, let her talk.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you knew his dad? He's my gynecologist,
Speaker 1: is your special doctor. So he clearly recognized me, and
Speaker 1: like I knew him like I had just got in
Speaker 1: like a couple of months ago. Good news, he recognized
Speaker 1: your face and not. But he's a professional. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: come on, this guy's a doctor. I yeah, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's like this super awkward. Things gonna be worse if
Speaker 1: you have to go in for an STD after Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. No, I'm trying my best, and at
Speaker 1: one point, like I just asked Scott to get me
Speaker 1: a drink. Yeah, And like I talked to the dad
Speaker 1: and he's like, don't worry, it's patient confidentiality. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: I just asked him like if he could help me,
Speaker 1: like get out of the situation, if he can just say, like, hey, Scott,
Speaker 1: let's watch a movie so I can just leave you
Speaker 1: your way. Too awkward. I guess dad wasn't as clueless
Speaker 1: as we thought he was. He was actually trying to
Speaker 1: help her out. Oh my god, that is so hard.
Speaker 1: I guess the really clueless person is probably Scott, who
Speaker 1: we should let him know. Ericas on the other line
Speaker 1: listening right now and wants to talk to you. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: wait what it's okay there. I thank Scott. What is
Speaker 1: going on right now? Oh god, why couldn't your dad
Speaker 1: have been a dentist? Oh god, Oh my god. Like
Speaker 1: I'm mortified, But honestly, Erica, I'm kind of I'm very
Speaker 1: mortified for you. I'm so sorry. Oh yeah, I means
Speaker 1: it was really really weird because, like I said, i'd
Speaker 1: been there a couple of months ago, and like he's
Speaker 1: been my gynecologist for a while now, so like he
Speaker 1: knows me, know, you. I know. I know he really
Speaker 1: knows you. I know. Oh okay, Scott, this is a
Speaker 1: random question, but I think I might also know your dad.
Speaker 1: What does he go like, doctor Butterball? Is that not him?
Speaker 1: You are not okay if you're looking for somebody new
Speaker 1: Butterballs your guy? No, Honestly, Like, I went and saw
Speaker 1: a guynecologist ones who during the exam was like, so,
Speaker 1: I listened to your radio show all the time, and
Speaker 1: he was trying to, like, you know, make small talk.
Speaker 1: But it's just I need separate lives there, and I
Speaker 1: would assume you need separate lives when he comes to
Speaker 1: dating and your guy. Absolutely. Maybe it's only fair Scott
Speaker 1: if you visit her father's proctologist and then the two
Speaker 1: of you could even Okay, I know you guys are
Speaker 1: laughing about this, but I'm in shock at how coincidental
Speaker 1: this is. Yeah, for sure, I feel like, Erica, maybe
Speaker 1: you should have at least hinted to Scott like something
Speaker 1: was up, told him something. I wouldn't put this on her.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what was I going to say, like
Speaker 1: your dad see my ankles and stirrups. Oh okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not graphic. It's what every woman has to do. But
Speaker 1: if it's any consolation, he said, he'd give you the
Speaker 1: green lights. Green light? You mean, like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means, Like you have to ask your dad, Scott,
Speaker 1: who that just got creepy? I like, you need to
Speaker 1: switch your kind of college. That was weird. I didn't
Speaker 1: see it as a good thing. Yeah, Dad gives the
Speaker 1: thumbs up approval whatever whatever finger he approved. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it sounds like maybe there's a chance here, And
Speaker 1: the only way to know is to ask Erica, would
Speaker 1: you like, let's see, Erica, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out one more time with Scott? We'd pay for I
Speaker 1: never said this. I mean I did really like him,
Speaker 1: but dude, go out with him. Dump the doctor, get
Speaker 1: a doctor. I couldn't get a new doctor. And like
Speaker 1: the green light thing, maybe it just means I don't
Speaker 1: have any STDs or anything. No, girl, No, it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I really want you, but I don't think
Speaker 1: it's the best idea. Scott. I mean, how do you
Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? Hearing that? Um? I
Speaker 1: gonna be honest, this is the one time in my
Speaker 1: life that I am one so happy that she said, no,
Speaker 1: I know you saw you saw Erica and your dad whispering.
Speaker 1: Were you able to read her lips? No, that's not good. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um yeah, I'm I'm gonna hang up. Is that okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on before you go, doctor Butterball is on the
Speaker 1: other line, and that's Joe. Would that mean but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was nice talking to you. I guess it wasn't
Speaker 1: fucking Jeffrey in the morning.