Speaker 1: Folks, we now have a full blown controversy on our hands.
Speaker 1: Up until this week, it was all fun and games,
Speaker 1: right last week, maybe two weeks ago, it was Yoki Yoki, Joki, Joki,
Speaker 1: Jokis Jokic is the MVP, undisputed MVP. Anyone you ask,
Speaker 1: it's Jokic, no matter who you asked, is it MB No?
Speaker 1: Is it Yannis? No? Is it Dame? No, It's only Jokic.
Speaker 1: Every single person Jokic. They're the number one seed in
Speaker 1: the West. Yokis finally has his help. Look how much good,
Speaker 1: how much better they are with with Jamal Murray on
Speaker 1: the team now healthy and Michael Porter Junior on the
Speaker 1: team healthy. Watch this, Oh my god, he's better than
Speaker 1: it was last year. And then you know what they
Speaker 1: all wanted to give him three of them in a row. Right,
Speaker 1: That was the whole historic thing. And even me, I
Speaker 1: was sucked into it, sucked into the propaganda machine of
Speaker 1: the Jokic. The Jokic deep state is what I'm calling it.
Speaker 1: The Jokic deep state is what I'm calling it. And
Speaker 1: I'm not here at slander Yokic. I like him. I
Speaker 1: think he could definitely deserve MVP. There is no shade
Speaker 1: to him. But why happened at the trade deadline changed everything.
Speaker 1: They got Reggie Jackson, who I said was terrible, and
Speaker 1: the Denver Nuggets have not been the same since. Jokic
Speaker 1: has been good, He's been incredible at times, and the
Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets have been losing. They're really bad defensively and
Speaker 1: they just are losing to terrible teams. And all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, you look up and Joel Embiid is the
Speaker 1: leader in the clubhouse for MVP minus one seventy five.
Speaker 1: He's been awesome. Sixers have been awesome. He's the leading
Speaker 1: scorer in the NBA right now and there are like
Speaker 1: six guys averaging over thirty. He has been clutch. He
Speaker 1: has been incredible. They have the same record as the Nuggets.
Speaker 1: They stand in second in the East. Things have shifted
Speaker 1: twenty games left. Embiid appears ready to steal the MVP,
Speaker 1: just like Yokic did from MB last year. So if
Speaker 1: you're a Yokic fan, if you're a part of the
Speaker 1: deep state, what do you do? What do you do?
Speaker 1: You call your friends up at Sirius XM radio and
Speaker 1: you bring on some guests that you have in your
Speaker 1: pocket to say some shit, to say some crazy ass shit.
Speaker 1: To bring the narrative back to Jokic. What do you say,
Speaker 1: Joel Embiid is lazy? No, no, no, not not just
Speaker 1: that he's lazy. He takes plays off at the end
Speaker 1: of games. Doesn't matter that he's regularly one of the
Speaker 1: most clutch players in the NBA, that he's only behind
Speaker 1: i Aaron Fox's most clutch scorer in the NBA in
Speaker 1: fourth quarters. According to those guys, it's not just that
Speaker 1: he's lazy. It's not just that he takes plays off.
Speaker 1: It's that his manner hysms are lazy. His body language
Speaker 1: is lazy. Joel Embid most points per minute in NBA history,
Speaker 1: that's the lazy guy. Him him, This is crazy. George
Speaker 1: Carl Agent zero both went on serious XMNBA and what
Speaker 1: do they say. Can't be Joel Embiid for the MVP
Speaker 1: because he takes too and he plays off at the
Speaker 1: end of games, and he's just generally slovenly. He's just
Speaker 1: a sloth out there. You just watch him and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to move that fast. This is against Yukic.
Speaker 1: Yukich is an exactly wiley coyote out there, Are we serious?
Speaker 1: Joel embiid averaging thirty seven points per game, eight and
Speaker 1: a half rebounds in Forrest's and two point one blocks
Speaker 1: in the month of March. Lazy guy, that's him. How
Speaker 1: do you average over a steal and over a block
Speaker 1: per game and be lazy? This is outrageous. I can't
Speaker 1: even it took me. It was such an outrageous take.
Speaker 1: It took me a while to get outraged because it
Speaker 1: didn't exactly hit my brain, hit my cerebellum and start
Speaker 1: to like sink in, like, let's be honest, Jokic is
Speaker 1: kind of kind of lazy sometimes. On defense, you got
Speaker 1: Joel embi one of the best defenders in the league,
Speaker 1: one of the most clutch players in the league, averaging
Speaker 1: more points in the league than anyone else for the
Speaker 1: entire season, most in March, highest pere player efficiency rating
Speaker 1: in the league, which, by the way, has won eight
Speaker 1: years in a row for MVP. But no, no, the
Speaker 1: only thing we can say about himb in terms of
Speaker 1: why Jokic is the MVP and not him is that
Speaker 1: he's lazy. Here, if you don't believe me this, you
Speaker 1: might think I'm just trolling because I could understand why
Speaker 1: you would think that. Let's just listen to George carl Our,
Speaker 1: resident NBA former head coach. Why don't you think mbat
Speaker 1: is in the race?
Speaker 2: Coach to me, I don't want to bad mov mbid
Speaker 2: because I think he's really really good. I mean a
Speaker 2: lot of my sequent coaches were in Philadelphia when he
Speaker 2: was a young player, and they kept telling me he's
Speaker 2: gonna be the best guy ever to play the game.
Speaker 2: That's the big guy I ever to play the game.
Speaker 2: I see him moving in that direction, but he takes it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. He takes too many possessions off. He
Speaker 2: has lazy body language. He's get angry at things that
Speaker 2: we don't understand why. I just don't know if he's
Speaker 2: that that NBA NBA pro that we all love because
Speaker 2: he's a competitive soob and he does. But you know,
Speaker 2: from what I know in Philadelphia, everybody says he's playing great.
Speaker 2: The games I've seen, he has played really really well,
Speaker 2: and he's played great in the fourth quarters, come with
Speaker 2: a lot of comeback wins. I just think it might
Speaker 2: be my You know, I can I can only like
Speaker 2: one big guy, and I'm gonna take Yoki over.
Speaker 1: What in the literal fuck are you saying? Also, really
Speaker 1: quick side note, because this is how it started. Uh,
Speaker 1: George Carl, isn't he the same guy who, when Doc
Speaker 1: Rivers became the head coach of the Orlando Magic, said
Speaker 1: that he didn't like all of these Afro American head
Speaker 1: coaches being anointed. He said, Doc does a great job.
Speaker 1: Now there's gonna be four or five more anointments of
Speaker 1: the Afro American coach, which is fine, because I think
Speaker 1: they've been screwed deep down inside. They have been screwed.
Speaker 1: But I have a great assistant coach that can't even
Speaker 1: get an interview. Wait, okay, George Kyle. Isn't this the
Speaker 1: same guy George Carl who said that Kenyon Martin and
Speaker 1: Carmelo Anthony were entitled and also lazy because they had
Speaker 1: two big burdens, all that money and no father to
Speaker 1: show them how to act like a man. He wrote
Speaker 1: that in his book, George Carl, He said, George Carl
Speaker 1: in his book, I'm reading the excerpt right now as
Speaker 1: you've read, I grew up in a safe suburban neighborhood. Pause.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, George Carl, U with both my parents.
Speaker 1: I had a second father, the most moral, decent man.
Speaker 1: I knew. I never made enough money as a player
Speaker 1: to get confused about who I was. When I compare
Speaker 1: my background to Kenyons and Carmelos, it's no wonder we
Speaker 1: had a few problems. Yep, same dude, same dude calling
Speaker 1: Joel MB lazy with lazy mannerisms and lazy body language.
Speaker 1: And you know who I really liked, that hard working
Speaker 1: serbian dude, Jokic, the one who is legitimately a sieve
Speaker 1: on defense. And everybody's trying to find advanced analytics, even me,
Speaker 1: try and find advanced analytics to show that Yogic is
Speaker 1: a better defender than what we see with our own
Speaker 1: two eyes, because sometimes he takes multiple plays off in
Speaker 1: a row and just passes the way. Yes, yes, that
Speaker 1: guy is a harder worker than Joel Embiid. Let's look
Speaker 1: at the stats. MB's defensive stats this year include ten
Speaker 1: point two rebounds ninth in the NBA, one point seven
Speaker 1: blocks six in the NBA, one point one steals per game.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many players in the NBA have
Speaker 1: over one block and one steal per game? Three? Exactly three?
Speaker 1: One of them is not Nikoloa Jokic, Jaron Jackson, the
Speaker 1: leader in the clubhouse for Defensive Player of the Year,
Speaker 1: Shay Goldis Alexander maybe the most underrated defensive guard in
Speaker 1: the league. And Joel Embiid. I can't believe you guys
Speaker 1: got me fucking standing for the Philadelphia seventy six ers.
Speaker 1: You got me coming in and doing this because of
Speaker 1: the deep state? Did I mention? Embiid has been named
Speaker 1: with three All NBA defensive teams already in his career.
Speaker 1: Pretty good for a lazy guy with lazy mannerisms. Just lazy.
Speaker 1: He just walks lazy, just walks from the tunnel, walks
Speaker 1: from the bush to the tunnel. He's lazy. The way
Speaker 1: he walks around his house is lazy. His offense is
Speaker 1: the best in the NBA, that is a statistical fact.
Speaker 1: His defense all NBA. His defense is even more incredible
Speaker 1: when you consider that now his role has changed on
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia seventy six Ers to being a roamer on
Speaker 1: the back side of the of the defense, more active
Speaker 1: role that allows him to hunt blocks and defend the perimeter.
Speaker 1: Do I even need to find out how many miles
Speaker 1: he runs per game? Do I need to do that?
Speaker 1: Do we need to get a whoop on Joel Embiid?
Speaker 1: Do we need to put an orr ring on Joel
Speaker 1: Embiid in order to refute these racist dads' claims. People
Speaker 1: are out of their minds. They're either being used or
Speaker 1: they're part of the deep state. George Carl for sure
Speaker 1: in the deep state. Gilberterena is just trying to be relevant.
Speaker 1: Joel Embiid says this about his new role. I think
Speaker 1: it makes sense with our team, just someone that can
Speaker 1: protect the rim. We got a lot of guys that
Speaker 1: like to be aggressive, and then we have a lot
Speaker 1: of breakdowns defensively, So if you're gonna have your best
Speaker 1: rim protector on his stretch five, probably doesn't make a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. Or they're gonna have a lot of
Speaker 1: wide open layups, it makes sense for the team for
Speaker 1: me to roam. Gilberterena says this, I don't see the
Speaker 1: quantum leap from Joel Embiid. It he takes a lot
Speaker 1: of possessions off. He usually die out in the fourth
Speaker 1: quarter when he gets tired. These people aren't watching games
Speaker 1: dies in the fourth quarter. Asian zero. If MB died
Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter. How could he be the second
Speaker 1: most clutchbook scorer in the NBA. How he's shooting fifty
Speaker 1: percent and eighty five percent from the free throw throw
Speaker 1: line in the fourth quarter this year, He has a
Speaker 1: plus one twelve fourth a year in the fourth quarter alone.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. MBID
Speaker 1: might just mess around and still get the MVP. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be one hell of a race. And I tell
Speaker 1: you what, the machine is gonna get louder and louder
Speaker 1: and louder because they want that boy Jokic to win
Speaker 1: three straight MVPs.
Speaker 2: Now