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Speaker 1: It is time for Steve's favorite segment, Ask the CLO.

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Speaker 1: All right, CLO, Chief Love Officer, ready for your love questions.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Lisa in Chicago. Lisa writes, I've

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Speaker 1: been married for one year and my husband is hindpacked.

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Speaker 1: If I don't do things exactly like his mom does it,

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Speaker 1: he's all been out of shape. His mother comes by

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Speaker 1: often and they love to joke about me, and his

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Speaker 1: mother tries to tell me how to organize my kitchen

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Speaker 1: and what type of food her son likes. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get into any argument with her, so I'm

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Speaker 1: praying my husband or my father in law intervenes. If not,

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Speaker 1: should I tell his mom to shut the head cup.

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Speaker 2: The only way to get your husband to intervene is

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Speaker 2: to make him aware of it. Now, I didn't hear

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Speaker 2: in the question where you've told your husband that his

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Speaker 2: mama is in y'all's business too deep, and that you

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Speaker 2: really don't appreciate the jokes.

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Speaker 3: But you are married to a henpecked man.

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Speaker 2: You're married to a mama's boy, and they ain't gonna

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Speaker 2: change unless he gets cut from the apron strings. The

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Speaker 2: best way to cut a man from the apron strings.

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Speaker 2: It's to go on and let him tie hisself up

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Speaker 2: with his mama's apron strings and untie him from yours. Oh.

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Speaker 3: In other words, sleep with your mama.

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Speaker 1: Next question, moving on, Clo Salita in a Silver Spring says,

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Speaker 1: I'm a thirty five year old married woman and my

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Speaker 1: husband is very boring in the bedroom. I try to

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Speaker 1: put him in various positions, and he makes me feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm a foreign star with his comments. We used

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Speaker 1: to be compatible sexually, but now he's fine with the

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Speaker 1: basics and the whole ordeal is five minutes or less.

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Speaker 1: The man gets tired of having sex. I grew up

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Speaker 1: in a strict religious home and my husband is my

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Speaker 1: first and only. Would sex toys help at all?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I can't help here this question right here. I can't

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Speaker 2: answer that first question. Do me and get tired of sex?

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Speaker 2: That answer is no. That is no, not no, now

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Speaker 2: n a W with an.

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Speaker 3: H on it. Now hell? Now can I say something?

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Speaker 3: What you all say?

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Speaker 2: T ain't no way he can handle some toys if

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Speaker 2: he can't handle these positions.

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Speaker 3: Since you you.

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Speaker 2: Really can't bring a suitcase in there, it's you don't

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Speaker 2: come in and start cutting stuff on. If he don't

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Speaker 2: want to change positions, he really ain't gonna want to

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Speaker 2: be able changing all these facial expressions.

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Speaker 3: Porn star, Now I.

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Speaker 2: Think you're a porn start now you start pulling out gadgets, right,

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Speaker 2: lady bugs, and.

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Speaker 1: It only last five minutes.

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Speaker 2: On on the cob and feathers in.

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Speaker 3: The big jail. Pop you can't.

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Speaker 2: I'm just telling you go ahead on some soap sock

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Speaker 2: go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Which says I've been married for nine years and my

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Speaker 1: wife and I are together. Were together for months during

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Speaker 1: the pandemic. I saw a huge decline at her hygiene

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Speaker 1: and figured she was getting depressed. I'd have her hairstyleist

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Speaker 1: coming to her hair, and I even polished her toes

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Speaker 1: a few times. I finally figured out that it's not depression.

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Speaker 1: She just doesn't like to bathe. She still works from home,

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Speaker 1: and she likes to shower a few times a week.

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Speaker 1: I don't smell her. I don't smell her, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to. So how do I get some soap

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Speaker 1: and water on her every day?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I can't help here, dog, I've never had that problem.

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Speaker 2: I will admit this for the first time. Uncle Steve

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Speaker 2: has never ran into that problem, not with a woman, now, friends,

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Speaker 2: my sons, me as a boy. Yet I avoided a

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Speaker 2: bath whenever I could. I just thought it was a

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Speaker 2: waste of damn time. I'm out here playing, Why would

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Speaker 2: I want to come in here and wash? But my

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Speaker 2: whole goal is to get dirty. I don't even understand this.

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Speaker 2: So see if you notice, I've diverted this question back

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Speaker 2: to my childhood because I got nothing for you. Man,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never met a woman who's not clean.

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't, you don't want to, Yeah, But.

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Speaker 3: I tell you one thing.

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Speaker 2: It makes you really appreciate who you have in your

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Speaker 2: life when you see a letter like this, Thank you

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Speaker 2: Lord for my girl who loves to take baths anytime

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Speaker 2: of the day. Steve, I'm going upstairs take a bath,

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Speaker 2: all right, taking all these damn baths. But guess what

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Speaker 2: I'd rather have that than when you gonna take a bath?

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Speaker 3: Right man?

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Speaker 4: In that running water as a hit you know, Hey,

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Speaker 4: baby Brad, it's bad water.

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Speaker 3: You want it?

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Speaker 1: What should he do?

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Speaker 3: See?

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Speaker 1: Should he just come out and tell her?

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Speaker 2: Or I don't know what he should do. Shirley I've

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Speaker 2: never had this. I have no experience at this. CLO

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Speaker 2: don't know. CLO just don't know.

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Speaker 3: Well, can I just make a suggestion? Oh? Here we go.

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Speaker 4: I'm just thinking maybe when y'all go by the call wash,

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Speaker 4: just say, baby, can you hop out and go through

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Speaker 4: their first?

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Speaker 3: That's soaping water right there.

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Speaker 2: We just need to see we can get I just

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Speaker 2: let the window down, just let the water down, Let

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Speaker 2: that brush come through.

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Speaker 3: That just does something come through?

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Speaker 1: It might be Yeah, he needs to have some sort

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Speaker 1: of conversation with her, all right? Moving on, Benita and

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Speaker 1: Charlotte says, I'm a single mother and my parents help

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Speaker 1: me out with my daughter so I can have a

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Speaker 1: dating life. In order for them to babysit for me,

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Speaker 1: they make me bring the man to meet them first.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine and I don't have any friends my

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Speaker 1: age that will babysit, and I can't afford to pay issider.

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Speaker 1: It's cruel for my parents to treat me like a child,

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Speaker 1: but I have no other options. It's a turnoff for

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Speaker 1: the guys too. Is there a way to make it

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Speaker 1: less obvious to the guys I go out with?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting, that ain't no way around that, you know,

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Speaker 2: And I know your mommy and daddy old cause your

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Speaker 2: name Benita.

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Speaker 3: She's only ain't.

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Speaker 2: Twenty nine, Banita, buto at twenty nine? You ain't last

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Speaker 2: time I heard that one like that dog. So your

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Speaker 2: mommy and daddy is Herman and Celestine. Now they sitting

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Speaker 2: at the door waiting on Dante to come and meet

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Speaker 2: Herman and Celestine.

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Speaker 3: Well look at you.

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Speaker 2: So what you what you do for work? This is

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Speaker 2: the old people question. Yeah, so what you do for work?

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Speaker 2: I'm a computer analysis Compruoh what what?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: You You ain't want to get into? Nothing that to

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Speaker 2: stay with you? Heating and air, you know, or something?

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Speaker 2: You know, something you can put you hang your hat

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Speaker 2: on working on the compruter, pollar. People ain't got no compruter.

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Speaker 2: What you're gonna fix? Then everyone has computer, sir, sallest

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Speaker 2: thing we got compruted in here? So he said, so

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Speaker 2: let's team, He said, we ain't got putter, We just

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Speaker 2: got microwaved.

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Speaker 3: Can you fix that because that's been out. Seems that

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Speaker 3: you had a skill set you be on the something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she can't bring none of her mean over that

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Speaker 2: old ass hose.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you're listening, morning, show