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Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and

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Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Here we go today.

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Speaker 1: I think I have something for a lot of people today,

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Speaker 1: on your journey, And this is about something that happens

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Speaker 1: to us all. I mean, what happens to all of

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Speaker 1: us from time to time when we get discouraged, What

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Speaker 1: happens to all of us when we feel like quitting,

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Speaker 1: What happens to all of us when we have that

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Speaker 1: it don't seem like it's gonna pay out? Because I

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Speaker 1: want you to understand something that everyone, every single living soul,

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Speaker 1: has those thoughts about something at some point in their life.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about

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Speaker 1: ways to get discouraged. But but what my encouragement to

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Speaker 1: you is when discouragement comes is understand this. It is

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Speaker 1: a part of the growth process. It is a test.

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Speaker 1: It is a test of your faith. How bad you

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Speaker 1: It's simply and I've said this how many times. Faith

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Speaker 1: when discouragement comes, set facts comes, it is a test

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Speaker 1: Now other people can explain it another way. I'm not

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Speaker 1: other people. I can only give it to you the

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Speaker 1: and man on man on man. Discouragement sometimes it's tough

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Speaker 1: It was a test, that's all it is. But the

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Speaker 1: If it's God's will that you fail. If it's God's

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Speaker 1: Where can this all lead to? What? What can this

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Speaker 1: Good Monday Morning. Everybody is a Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: which means, if you're looking at your calendar, you only

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Speaker 1: got a few more shopping days left to Christmas. You

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Speaker 1: Mis Shirley Strawberry? What is happening? You get married? Jay,

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Speaker 1: What's going on with you? What's going on? Jay? Happy Monday?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Crew? What's happening? It is another Monday? Baby?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Junior? Is my writing party, He's my sick buddy.

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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? I'm morning Jay, Morning everybody? Hell Now,

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Speaker 1: you ain't getting it? Say right now now, Lesbian, not least,

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Speaker 1: here we go, your side, your side, Top of the morning, Jake, Now, Jay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to get a Christmas Brothers on a

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna taking on end just like this. I'm good. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: take you absolutely? Why not? Yeah, I'm still here. Timmy, No, No,

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Speaker 1: end this all right. Coming up with thirty two minutes

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Speaker 1: after the hour, the pastors are coming up with church complaints.

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Speaker 1: We'll have Reverend Adnoid and Deacon death Jam. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. All right, it is Monday. It

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Speaker 1: is time for church complaints with Reverend Adnoid and Deacon

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Speaker 1: death Jam. Yeah what is he? First of all, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the jackpot joint of Jerus Aliment, King Ching Hollylujah.

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Speaker 1: At right? Yes? Okay, are you sleep? Are you prepared

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Speaker 1: to do church complaint of having a really good day?

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Speaker 1: The Lord has blessed me with a good day. I

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Speaker 1: well I'm going to give the church complaint. Do you

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Speaker 1: have church announcements? All right? Here we go. Let me

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Speaker 1: start this thing out the side. Chick Ministry is asking

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Speaker 1: for their Christmas to be celebrated on the eighteenth this year.

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Speaker 1: They would rather be a week before Christmas Day, and

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Speaker 1: they have noted they want the entire day. So now,

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Speaker 1: good hands. All right. I really, I really like that

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Speaker 1: they've moved it to the eighteenth. It doesn't get confused

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Speaker 1: with Christmas. And you could kill two things with one rock.

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Speaker 1: one stone. I like that. I like that. Here we go, church, church,

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Speaker 1: right there, man, getting part of Mount Everest in your room,

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Speaker 1: then she can't about everything you're gonna put. You gonna

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Speaker 1: Steve looked amazing, did an amazing job despite all the jokes.

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Speaker 1: You know, we always is like teasing we had from

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Speaker 1: needed I know that you got it in spade. He

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Speaker 1: looks real nice. He looks real nice. Yeah. Yeah. The

421
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Speaker 1: cool part about the jacket was that, um, you know,

422
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: it had all the pictures of historic sites in Israel.

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Speaker 1: That's what that was about, you know, with all this

424
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Speaker 1: very nice beautiful Yeah, a lot of lamb marks and

425
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: all that on his jacket. Nice. Yeah, I had that

426
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Speaker 1: jacket on up in Magic City. I swear to God,

427
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: I done. I'll be enough pulling them, call I call,

428
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: I'll be gilling them. I'll be getting there. Well they

429
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Speaker 1: ever come out with the Atlanta jacket. Is gon have

430
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Speaker 1: to have that on that? Yeah, buckhead, the thing that's

431
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,479
Speaker 1: definitely a jacket. You don't check at the club now

432
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Speaker 1: you keep that keep Yeah, So eighty women, it was

433
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Speaker 1: eighty women competing for the crown. There were some very

434
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: impressive contestant scientists, philanthropists, teachers, you know, as well as

435
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: beautiful and that's a great combination. Yeah, definite and so

436
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: great answers to questions interviews about the situation, world problems

437
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: including yeah, you know, climate change, COVID, all these problems

438
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: that are affecting us around the world. So yeah, yeah,

439
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wasn't paying attention to none of the questions.

440
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: I just look, I could, I could. I didn't you

441
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: notice that they asked questions when always ask questions? God,

442
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: we don't notice that I have a mute. I just

443
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Speaker 1: want to see. Yeah, I noticed that if she's listening,

444
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: she may be listening. I don't know this much. Maybe,

445
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: but good morning, because I didn't I didn't hear one

446
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: answer to the question. But okay, if you say good morning,

447
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: miss us a yes, lord, yes, very good morning. Oh

448
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: y'all if anybody like me the show, all right, we're

449
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 1: moving on because these guys are crazy. And one one more,

450
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: good morning, didn't miss Vietnam. Good just have it. Take

451
00:32:51,760 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: it your thing man, morning to the Bahamas. Yeah beautiful.

452
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: Those kind of women to look at me and go,

453
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: how did you get my number? And don't ever call

454
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: me again? Way out of your league, Jay Way. All right, guys,

455
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: it is time for some headlines with Mithan Shrip. Thank

456
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Speaker 1: you very much. Okay, good morning everybody. This is a

457
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: trip with the news. Okay. At least thirty at least

458
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: thirty tornadoes, some say as many as sixty to eighty

459
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: tour through several states over the weekend. President Biden's issued

460
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Speaker 1: a state of emergency declaration for Kentucky, which was hit

461
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: the worst. The governor there, Andy Butcher, says that the

462
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: death toll in Kentucky is at least eighty because of

463
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: the destructive weather system, with whole neighborhoods wiped out. The

464
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: devastation is just indescribable. Block from grandparents' house there, everything

465
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: is just gone gone. I'd like to say we're going

466
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: door to door in places, but there are no doors,

467
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: that's how bad it is. The rescue was carefully picking

468
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: through the remains of homes and businesses, including what's left

469
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: of a candle factory where one hundred and ten people

470
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: were working the night shift in overnight shift when the

471
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: twisters hit. A nursing home in Arkansas was flattened. In Illinois,

472
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: crews still clombing through the debris of an Amazon warehouse

473
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: that was partially collapsed. Overall, outside Kentucky, at least fourteen

474
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: other people are dead in four other states, Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee,

475
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: and in Illinois, where at least six people were killed.

476
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: The state of Texas at it again now. Officials of

477
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: the lone Star state have set up a hotline for

478
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: employees to report companies that are mandating vaccines. It's seen

479
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: as just another slap of the Viden administration's employee vaccine

480
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: mandates by texas As Republican governor and its mostly geop legislature.

481
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: Governor Greg Abbott issued an executive order back in October

482
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: that says employers cannot impose inoculation mandates on employees who

483
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: might qualify or maybe for religious or personal or medical exemptions,

484
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: and they can be fined for doing so. Sad news.

485
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: The King of Mexican Ranchero music has died Vicente Fernandez.

486
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: He was called El Rey. That's the King he started

487
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: seeing as a boy. As a young man, he was

488
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 1: signed to a record contract. He started in tons of films.

489
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: He was known later on in life by his white

490
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: white hair and his black black mustache. He sold over

491
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: fifty million albums worldwide. We Sent To Fernandez won three

492
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: Grammys and eight Latin Grammys. We SENTI Fernande. Who's eighty

493
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: one years old? And more. Sad news. Novelist Anne Rice

494
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,479
Speaker 1: has died at age eighty. Anne Rice wrote six thirty

495
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: six novels, including Interview with a Vampire, which was made

496
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: into a film starring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, and

497
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 1: Queen of the Damn starring the late Aliyah. You bold,

498
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: let your music. You live your life in the open

499
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: like I did long Nico. Now you are my droms

500
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 1: s oh she was a sexy vampire. Anne Rice reportedly

501
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: died of complications due to a stroke and chief again

502
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: wrote thirty six novels, most of them gothic. Now back

503
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey

504
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Tommy come on, introduced Shirt PRESIDENCEO

505
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: of teen Tommy please, so we can look into his mind.

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00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Come on here, baby, let's go deep. Everybody, buckle up,

507
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: whole tight. We're going deep, deep into the mind of

508
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: an extraordinary mind. Hold on tight. I have no idea

509
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: how far we're gonna go in this mind. If you're

510
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: gonna go shallow, if you're gonna go deep, but hold

511
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: on tight. You need to step belt no matter what,

512
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. What

513
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce right now is my very first

514
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: Christmas CD. You can go to Amazon, you can go

515
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: to all the streaming platforms and said it's got five songs,

516
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: and send 's got a Wishless Santa Santa, this Christmas

517
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: Without You side piece Santa. They're all there. But right now,

518
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: I like to introduce a song that I did now.

519
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: And I try to write songs for people who are

520
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: not so jolly. You know, the jolly has their own

521
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: they got their own thing. I'm I'm I'm not going

522
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: after the jolly. I let let the jolly be jolly.

523
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't go up to these people. Whenever I write

524
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: a song, I know that I'm speaking to somebody like

525
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: this song right here hit it one, no, no, no,

526
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: all of them around. We're doing that this year. Shack

527
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: this out, this duty, hit the spot, bunk, Christmas bitter,

528
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: been a bad week. Hit the new year. Don't be present.

529
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: I can't take another warring team or the dog. I

530
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: will be locking keys back to my Please God, you

531
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: may get back. I don't like men anyway. I'm gonna

532
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: block you from my phone when I'm with them. Be gone.

533
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. I want without you

534
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: and get gifts. Give me that much in them anyway.

535
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: Damn small ticking a raggedy tree. I'm kissing about kiss

536
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: no by Oh hey, don't slot my door. You're riding

537
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: in the car with that person right now. You can't

538
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: make eye contact. You want to enjoy this song and

539
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: some time later on when you can sing it to yourself,

540
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: you really want them gone. Everybody with somebody right now,

541
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: don't want to be with that person come Christmas. That's

542
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: what this song is. I'm saying a lot of It's

543
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: a lot of that. I've been hearing about a lot

544
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: of honors out there. I've heard none of it. Let's

545
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: buying you a funk with gilt clause you live back

546
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: you're looking at being going, what the heir are you

547
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: smiling about? What's so damn funny? I've heard none of

548
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: this where who's talking about this? It's trendy. Oh, it's trending.

549
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: It's trending. All right. Now I'm depressed. I'm talking to you.

550
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, you know, all right, coming up

551
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: with thirty four minutes after the hour of the comedians

552
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: on this show. You know, we have a lot of them.

553
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: They want to share some info with you, and they're

554
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: calling it f YI. We'll get into that right after this.

555
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, So here we go.

556
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: Before we left, you guys wanted to share something with

557
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: us about f YI. What is FYI? This is? This

558
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: is just f YI, Shirley, you know, just things that

559
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: that pops in our head and I don't think people

560
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: know about. You know, it's just f YI, you know,

561
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: like like just FYI, like if if if your motorcycle

562
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: got three wheels on it really ain't a motorcycle, Okay,

563
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: it's more like a Tricit just f Y, just letting

564
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: you know, that's all just y. Let's try, sickle dude,

565
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: comes try look on it. I'm just saying why you

566
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: don't get motorcycle respect on the helmet, you're still riding

567
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: a tray sickle? Right, you got one? Yeah, yeah, I

568
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: got I got one. Just for information. When you tell

569
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: me what neighborhood you live in, I know how many

570
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: people live in that house. I know that. So you say,

571
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: just for you know, I'm over here sauce, Okay, that's

572
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: at least eight people in that fielding. I know. I

573
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: get that. I know people known. Look if you say

574
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: to me my real daddy is visiting somewhere out the country,

575
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: I know where he is. Okay, I know. Let's be

576
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: real country. Is nobody anybody on that country? No? You

577
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: know when you're real daddy? Yeah? All right. Look look

578
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: this is justself why right here? If you work at

579
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: a fast food ride through window, you don't own the

580
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: catch up? Okay you don't know that. Okay, you need

581
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: to know that. Just that, why? All right? So it's

582
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: all right to give us six to eight of them. Okay,

583
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: but this boo catch ups? Come on, come on, stop that. Yeah,

584
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: fy fy, I didn't even know. Sure this is important.

585
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: He noticed. Just for your information. Okay, when you tell

586
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: me your dog don't bite I know the dog bite.

587
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: That's why come. Don't come over that because he don't bite. Yes,

588
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: you do your dog. Listen, I'm not hitting on anybody's job.

589
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: But if you put that little yellow thing down and

590
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: say the restroom is being clean and I got to go,

591
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: I got to go, damn flow is okay? I just

592
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less about your mopping. I'm not sure

593
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: about that because if I don't go, you're gonna be

594
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: mopping for real. Okay, I'm going. Wow, I'm gonna go though,

595
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, all right yourself. Why if you spray

596
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: that black stuff in your hair? We see that black

597
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: stuff in your hair. Okay, we see that the paint,

598
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: we see it. Why we like? We don't know what

599
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: that is. We know if you wipe your hand across

600
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: your forehead, it's gonna go away. We know we know

601
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: what that is. Why we and he go? He got

602
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: another one that didn't even know if why are you

603
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: dealing with me? When you tell me I'll be right back.

604
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slip on something sexy, I'll be right back.

605
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see it because I'm gonna be sleeping.

606
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: That's what I'm not gonna notice it, just for your

607
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: When you tell me I'm gonna put some sex y'all,

608
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I'll be sleeping by time and

609
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: something back. I got gonna see it. If why look

610
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: at him? If why, I'm hitting on nobody's ride. But

611
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,959
Speaker 1: if you got a car where none of the doors match,

612
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: it's not gonna make the road trip we're playing. Okay,

613
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: it's none were not. We know we're not gonna make

614
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: it in that car. Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen. Just FYI,

615
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: if you're missing two teeth on the side, Hey, guess what,

616
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 1: we're looking at those two missing sections. Okay, we're looking

617
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: at that. Just fy I just want you to know

618
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: we're looking at that. We can see it. Yeah, see

619
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: glad we get into that. Okay, he go another FYI,

620
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: this is holiday season. If you don't charge your wheel

621
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: chair up, I'm not pushing you. You don't. If you

622
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: don't get that morning plug it up, you're not getting

623
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: pushed over here, not doing it. If if I go

624
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: over to your house and you got a twenty seven

625
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: manage TV nailed to the wall, you can't tell me

626
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: you're getting the biggest set soon it's not. It's nailed

627
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Speaker 1: to the wall. It's nailed to the wall. All right,

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Speaker 1: thanks guys. The ignorance continues, because what it never stops

629
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: on this show, nephew, tell me with the frank phone call.

630
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Stry Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, well about

632
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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

633
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 1: the subject is my husband. Get this guy's my husband

634
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: follows nine hundred models. Okay, we'll get into that, just

635
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: the real are there nine hundred? It might be worth it,

636
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: let me see. Anyway, we'll get into that in just

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Speaker 1: a bit. But right now the nephew is here with

638
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: today's frank phone call. What you got for us? Now, well,

639
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: this is one of the greatest of ball times. This

640
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: is where I prank my uncle. Oh yeah, hardy, and

641
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: listen right here, I needed a little help, called in,

642
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: got some reinforcements. You've never heard it before. Buckle up.

643
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: It is call me pranking his own So what did

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Speaker 1: you say? I'm saying to you right now that he's

645
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: telling on everybody he's checking on. Ain't got nothing to

646
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Speaker 1: do with me, man, I ain't my book that's his

647
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: damn book. Put him on the phone. I tell him

648
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: I already stand to Steve. He ain't writing about you,

649
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: Damn yeah, he did. Hen tall on me, he's tall

650
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: on my boy. He's telling on everybody. Man. He goes

651
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: this book, ain't got nothing to do with you. Man. No, No,

652
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: nobody's book, dud got something to do with me, because

653
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Speaker 1: everything to stay runners. He was growing up from the

654
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: hood telling on everybody. But I'm tired of this. He

655
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: ought to go somewhere and sit down. No, you gotta

656
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: get right with your girls that if he's stolling my girl,

657
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in

658
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Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. Hello, who who who

659
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Speaker 1: is it? Who is it? Hold on, man, this Steve Harvey?

660
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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is your tea? Man? Listen here, man, Okay,

661
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fall with your nephew, and I'm just saying

662
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: this to you, Steve. Okay, hold up to you, dude.

663
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: I see you on the front of Essence. I see

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Speaker 1: you on the on the family field on your radio show.

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00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and

666
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: quit telling on everybody? What I mean, if I'm everything Steve,

667
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm riding the car with my family. I'm gonna turn

668
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Speaker 1: my radio off because you're telling game we grow up

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00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: sticking together. If I'm running the middle game to make

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Speaker 1: my hands meet or whatever it is, that's my goodest.

671
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna run on me, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: old women. First of all, I don't know who you are.

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00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: I know you're done. I know who you are, and

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Speaker 1: we listen to the show. Okay, first time you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do though, back up a little bit, dull because you're

676
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: talking to me plays if Steve, ain't nobody scared of

677
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: you because you got money on just ain't nothing doing

678
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 1: no money, and I ain't gonna be too many listen

679
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: a minute and just enjoy your life. You find the

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Speaker 1: perfect white no you, you found the perfect person, the

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Speaker 1: perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God blemming, don't put God

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Speaker 1: in this. Leave God out of this, because you ain't

683
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Speaker 1: calling from the God. Ain't gonna Steven killed me with

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Speaker 1: that part right there, God bless you. Don't throw God.

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Speaker 1: You don't want God bless me because you're talking to

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Speaker 1: clegy to me. That's for starters right there. But since

687
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: you're talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something.

688
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: You out that running game. That's your problem. Run your game.

689
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what

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00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: I do to man, y'all kill me. You out there

691
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: doing what you want to do, like you all of

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00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: this white heel. Then you're coming to me because I'm

693
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Speaker 1: trying to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you, man,

694
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Speaker 1: see on how you want to feel about me. But

695
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Speaker 1: what you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me

696
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: like you Clay, because I ain't say mine Steve. Let

697
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: me make the player feel fail. Okay. You got the airways,

698
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 1: you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch

699
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Okay, and you're just killing You're

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Speaker 1: a walk he's talking, am Hold hold us. This ain't

701
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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. That what means this

702
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with the media. Dis just

703
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 1: me and you talking. I talk to you personally, personantly,

704
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: me and you can talk anything little talk and then

705
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: you call you're talking all this yet see his people

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Speaker 1: like you? Man, dog, You know why I wrote a

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Speaker 1: book in the first place, because you always somewhere trying

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00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: to act like you're something that you ain't now you've

709
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to

710
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: mince about money and to me, it's just me and you,

711
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: just two men talking, not what you want. And if

712
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: it's two men then talking in from one man to another,

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Speaker 1: watch you get go some when sit down and quit telling.

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00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: First of all, I ain't got to sit down. You

715
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,959
Speaker 1: are already doing nothing as it is. She was soon

716
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Speaker 1: as somebody go out and do something, trying to do

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00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: something positive. You're got someone shaking big shimmy wags like

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00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: you sitting up in here, man, wanting to go to

719
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Speaker 1: sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down, no, damn

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00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: where you can mince me with that. I say what

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Speaker 1: I want to say. And who are you anywhere? You

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Speaker 1: ain't even doing nothing. I don't tell me I ain't

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Speaker 1: doing nothing. I tell you what I am doing. I'm

724
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Speaker 1: trying to do something. Every time I take a step,

725
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: you take two steps. I can't hang hang man, Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't kill me. Why don't you quit trying and

727
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: do something? You wan't killing me? Man? With that on

728
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: you trying to do something? Why don't you do something?

729
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: Though you shouldn't have been here talking to me about

730
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Speaker 1: what you're trying. You try selling that same thing to

731
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Speaker 1: your people. You're trying where your tie to me and

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Speaker 1: trying stell when you're gonna do something. I'm doing something

733
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Speaker 1: right now. You're talking to here on the floor. You're

734
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: gonna be improving your relationship with your girl or whoever

735
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: you're trying to get it together. But you're on the

736
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: phone with me complaining because I wrote a book. Man,

737
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: don't read the damn book. You probably ain't read it

738
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Speaker 1: no way, And don't watch the TV show. You probably

739
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: ain't working enough to pretty be the noh. I let

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Speaker 1: me wait a minute, Joe. You don't know nothing about me. Okay,

741
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about my finances. You know what

742
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: I mean. I won't about your finances. This about you

743
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: as a man? Think wrote Man, you don't y'all can

744
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: me here what y'all do to me? Do what y'all

745
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: do to me? Y'all always talking to me on an

746
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: email somewhere. Y'are always on the blog talking about me.

747
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: You don't even know me. Then when you're giving me

748
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: face to face, you want to bring up money. This

749
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: conciens ain't got nothing to do about money. I ain't

750
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: brought him money one time. It's about man, who Now,

751
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: why don't you do that right there? Minute? No, Steve,

752
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: it ain't about money now because you got it, Okay,

753
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: because you've got it when you was brock I bet

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00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: that when y'all just what's a man? Just when I

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00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: was broke, I was working. I wasn't sitting on the

756
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: phone crying to some other men by what he meant

757
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: to me seal with my wife. Yeah, had time I

758
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: take a step forward? You got me took the two

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00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: step round. That's why you ain't take a step. But

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00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something, because you got frank Off, I

761
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: just has been. Oh god, time I'm gonna call you back,

762
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: dog man? Run what's the battle? What kills me about this? Though?

763
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: Comedians have no sense of you, they can they cannot

764
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: take a show. No, no, no, no, I wasna I

765
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna get fired that You remember that

766
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Speaker 1: went down? Yes, y'all do, Oh my god? Yeah, that

767
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: was one. That was one right there for the books.

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Speaker 1: That's one for the ages. Ladies and gentlemen. You do

769
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: this prank today because your uncle miss universe last night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: since he gone, you know, I can he gone I

771
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: can drop it on you hang gonna be with his

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Speaker 1: little hanging out. I'm good, were good, be good, Catch

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Speaker 1: your Nephew. New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. That's the New

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Speaker 1: Year's Comedy laugh Fest. We're hit in Chicago, Washington, DC, Atlanta, GA.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. Jumps off on the

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Speaker 1: thirtieth in Chicago, Washington, d C. On the first, Atlanta,

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Speaker 1: Georgia State Farm Arena on the second. That's earthquake. Eddie

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Speaker 1: Griffiths said you to Entertainment DL Hughley hosted by Yours

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Speaker 1: Truly Nephew Timmy tickets on sale, red Nah okay, laying

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Speaker 1: in the cut. You know it's laying in the cut. Jackson, Mississippi,

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Speaker 1: mL Okay Weekends on the Nephew finally coming to Jackson, Baby,

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Speaker 1: get your tickets and have me some fish Friday. When

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Speaker 1: I get down there, I just don't just throw it.

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00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 1: I throw that out there like little catfish or something.

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Speaker 1: Be nice for the nephew. Okay, catfish, coleslaw. Throw some

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Speaker 1: fries in now, throw some seasoning on that. That's all

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Speaker 1: that's all tought me. Looking for Jackson the Nephew coming

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Speaker 1: emy Okay weekend Chuckle's Comedy Club tickets on Seal Red.

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Speaker 1: Nah you go Whirreld. Why Shirley on Whorld? Why I

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Speaker 1: hear you, I hear you, Neph, I hear you coming

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Speaker 1: up next? Thank enough. It is the Strawberry Letters. Subject

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Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: right after this. What you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you

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Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more.

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Speaker 1: Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com

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Speaker 1: and click submit a Strawberry a letter. We could be

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Speaker 1: reading your letter lie on the air. You hear that.

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Speaker 1: This is a letter right here, and you never could

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Speaker 1: be yours. That's where you, Jake could be yours. It

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Speaker 1: could be buckle lupot, hold on tight. We got it

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Speaker 1: for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, fugh.

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00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: Subject my husband follows nine hundred model. How Dear Stephen Shirley.

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00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: My husband and I have been together for twenty eight

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Speaker 1: years and we've been married for seventeen. We have a

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00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: nineteen year old son together, and my son recently got

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Speaker 1: his father hooked on Instagram. Before my husband got on

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00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: social media, we watched movies as a family. We'd go

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00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: walking in the evening and even fool around in the morning. Now,

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00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: when he wakes up, he'd rather look at pictures of

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Speaker 1: topless women, or women in swimsuits or in thongs. He's

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00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: oblivious to the fact that I'm looking over his shoulder,

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00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: and he laughs when I tell him to stop. I

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00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 1: got his phone one night when while he was asleep,

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Speaker 1: and found out that he those nine hundred and eighty

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00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: people on Instagram. I saw that he's following every one

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Speaker 1: of you on the morning show. Well, thank you, and

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Speaker 1: I know, but he's dragging It's dragging us in it,

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Speaker 1: right and the rest of the people he follows our

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00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: Instagram models with oiled up breasts and flat tummies and fake,

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Speaker 1: big old fake butts. I saw where he's been liking

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Speaker 1: pictures and commenting crude things under women's pictures. I saw

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Speaker 1: where he had DMed a few women asking for pictures

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Speaker 1: of their you know what, and he told them he'd

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Speaker 1: send a picture of his if they did. I got

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Speaker 1: so mad I deleted his account. We argued over it,

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Speaker 1: and he told me that what he does on his

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Speaker 1: phone has nothing to do with the love he has

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Speaker 1: for me. He told me that he's with me for life,

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Speaker 1: so I need to stop worrying about those Instagram models.

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Speaker 1: He said, there is no way he'd have a chance

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Speaker 1: in hell with any of these women, so I should

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Speaker 1: let him have his fun. I asked him if he's

834
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: thinking of these models when we're intimate, and he said

835
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: he does think of them at times. I know for

836
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: a fact that none of these women would want him,

837
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 1: because I barely do. But I'd never do him like this.

838
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: Should I let him have it's fun or keep nagging

839
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: him until he stops doing this to me? Okay, is

840
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: your husband serious? And are you serious? How can you

841
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: look at this as fun? This is not fun for anyone.

842
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really laughable, and there's nothing fun or

843
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: funny about it for you, whether he's sleeping with them

844
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: or not. And you didn't say he is. This is

845
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: a form of cheating, some kind of form of cheating here,

846
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: I guess emotional cheating. He's mentally unavailable to you, and

847
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: to use your word, oblivious to what he's doing to you.

848
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: You asked him to stop, you deleted it. He got mad.

849
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: You guys got in an argument. He just laughs at you.

850
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: This is no way to be in a marriage. That's

851
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: not what a husband should do. What he's doing on

852
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: his phone has everything to do with you and how

853
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: you feel. If it's hurting you, it's just wrong. Period.

854
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: D ms are definitely off limits. He's sliding into these

855
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: women's d ms asking I'll show you mine if you

856
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: show me yours. Come on, man, and the fun he

857
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: calls it is totally at your expense. You're his wife

858
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: of twenty eight years or seventeen years. You gotta step up.

859
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: You gotta let him know how you feel. You gotta

860
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: continue to delete it. You got to talk to your

861
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: son and tell him, you know, to fix it. Where

862
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: his dad can't go on Instagram, lock him out, block

863
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: him whatever he has to do, either he unfollows these

864
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: nine hundred models or and gets off social media, or

865
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: he can get off you. Because I just think he

866
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: sucks as a husband and he needs to know that

867
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: he's talking about you're his wife for life. Well then

868
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: act like it, sir, act like it. Jay, Oh my god,

869
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: this lady, Oh my god, why would you even write us?

870
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: This is just nonsense. It's straight not I mean I

871
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: mean the days of what the days of people sitting

872
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: in the other room watching the Iron Side and Colombo

873
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: and forty eight hours them them days is over with.

874
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: Nobody want to watch that. Somebody want to watch the

875
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: the Beverly Hill Villas and all of them. The rightful

876
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: man them shows is old. The internet has changed. He

877
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: in the other room watching naked women. He's home. He

878
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: ain't gonna never get these women. He even said that

879
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: you know what he looked like. The women know what

880
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: he looked. Let the man have some peace. Damn, he's

881
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: just looking at the booty. I mean, what do you want?

882
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: You want them to be in in the garage making

883
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: a wooden birdhouse or something like that. That isn't what

884
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: he want to do. So you want to outside plating flowers.

885
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: He don't want to do that. He just want to

886
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: look at But I mean, damn, I mean, why would

887
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: you even write us this letter? Leave Leave the man alone.

888
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: You know where it is. You know how many men

889
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: don't come home at night. They don't even come he's home, Well,

890
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:31,439
Speaker 1: where's your daddy? But I mean, what what what else

891
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: do you want? Leave him alone? It's just it's just

892
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: but it's just but that's all it is. Damn, he

893
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: was looking at je. Would you be happening? Would you

894
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: have something to say? He's looking at behind watching movies

895
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: doing family things. Nobody want to watch No, damn movies.

896
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: No more. The Internet changed that. It changed the shot.

897
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: She Oh, nobody want to watch old ass movies. Come on,

898
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna only watch Black Panther one time nine hundred.

899
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: Butch is the man enjoying himself. Leave him alone. You

900
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: are bitter man. You are bitterman. All right. Uh, we'll

901
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: have part two of the letter coming up. We're gonna

902
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: hear from Tommy. We're gonna hear from Junior at twenty

903
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Subject for today's Strawberry Letter,

904
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. Disregard Jay's answer. We'll

905
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 1: be right back after this. Not different card that you're

906
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: listening to the string show. All right, we're gonna recap

907
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is, and then we'll hear

908
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: from Tommy and Junior. The subject is my husband follows

909
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: nine hundred models. A woman wrote in They've been together

910
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 1: twenty eight years. She and her husband they've been married

911
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: for seventeen They have a nineteen year old son who

912
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: recently showed his father how to get on Instagram, and

913
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: now the dad her husband is hooked and all he

914
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: does is look at women's but d ms women crude

915
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: things in the comments. The wife gets mad. He has

916
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: no disregard for her. He just tells he just laughs

917
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: at her and tells her that he's with her for

918
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: life and don't worry about it, leave him alone and

919
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: all of that. And she's disgusted as his wife, as

920
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: she should be, and she wants him to stop. She

921
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: says she knows she could never he doesn't have a

922
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: chance with these women because she barely wants him. But

923
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: she just wants to know. Should she let him have

924
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: his fun or keep nagging him until he stops doing this?

925
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: And it is inconsiderate and disrespectful. All right, Tommy, you

926
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: say what, You're not gonna get him to change until

927
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: you show him from the other side. You understand what

928
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: I mean. So what I want you to do is

929
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: I want you to have it. You need to start

930
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: when he when he sleeps, wake him up with porn

931
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: on the TV. You understand I'm saying, And turn it

932
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: up real loud and just bring it for him and

933
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: just comment on everything you see on the pawn. Take

934
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: look at this boy, that boy bringing it. I ain't

935
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: looking at him, baby, Look at him, baby. You ain't

936
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: got nothing like this boy got. You see what this

937
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: boy working with. You see this boart working with, baby,

938
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: and you got that. You ain't got nothing like that

939
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: right there, boy, that boy bringing it up in here,

940
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: Backbuster billet. Look at this board. Go baby, come look

941
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: at Backbuster. Look at it. Look at it. You said, Oh, now,

942
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: I know you can't do that position right there. Did

943
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: you just see what that boy did? Did you rewind

944
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: that white backbuster? Do it one more time? Why you

945
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: ain't the way you can do with Backbuster? Who he

946
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: got a lot of you working with. You ain't got

947
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: nothing like that. You ain't close to Backbuster billet, baby,

948
01:02:54,800 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean you good, ain't. I ain't gonna to your

949
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: backbuster billy gonna be on my mind, oh day when

950
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: I get back home from work. Look, I don't I

951
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: don't want to be interrupted. I'm gonna get me a

952
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: glass of wine and I'm gonna sit here and watch

953
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:21,919
Speaker 1: some mold back buster billy. That's what I back. Yeah.

954
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is fight five with five. I

955
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: promise you hes gonna be getting off them, dog, gonna

956
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 1: loose your media talking to everybody. Turn up that pawn

957
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: in the room and let him have it. That's what

958
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: you got to do. A yeah, yeah, you know, you know,

959
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: you know. Let me tell you something. This this this

960
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: what I want to know. Can you give me the

961
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 1: list of people? He followed me that what I need.

962
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: I need the list or the nine hundred and eighty women?

963
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: He followed, Okay, I don't let me tell you some

964
01:03:53,440 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: numbers that don't matter. Twenty eight seventeen, nineteen, Jim, numbers

965
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: don't matter. Nine eighty is the word I'm looking for.

966
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 1: Care about y'all being together twenty eight years, don't care

967
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: about y'all be married for seventeen, Don't care you got

968
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 1: a nineteen year old son. The only number that matters

969
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: in this level is nine eighty. Where is these nine

970
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty all up women with the fake buttons?

971
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 1: Where is that? Give me that list? That's what the

972
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: one follows. Yeah, well, I appreciate you following me, but

973
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: send me the list in my DM so I can

974
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: start followers some of the stuff you're looking at, man,

975
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: He at home. Man, he at home. You know he

976
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get done to these women. You send it yourself.

977
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: You barely won't him disrespect it's not disrespectful. Man is

978
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,919
Speaker 1: at home, he looking at butts nine hundred and eighty.

979
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 1: L Let him have that. He don't have much else left, Charley.

980
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: All he want is nine hundred eighty women, and you

981
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: mad it could have been a thousand. Oh it's nine

982
01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 1: eighty twenty more it is a thousand, nine eighty. Let

983
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: the man have his time with Jake. This man ain't

984
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: bothering nobody. He ain't. He's bothering his wife. She doesn't

985
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: the room looking over the shoulder, It was gotten me.

986
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at this man? He just looking

987
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: at pictures? Okay, still another question? What you look like?

988
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: Obviously obviously you ain't like the nine eighty he looking

989
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: at all the man's doing. Just look at that pictures.

990
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: You want a man to be home. He home. He

991
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: he a family man. That's all the family and presence

992
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: in the marriage, getting the marriage. Ain't that with marriage?

993
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 1: Like just being at home? Can't go now? All is

994
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: this man like to look at all up breasts and

995
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: fake look over the one time you know what you're

996
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: gonna see? Why are you going back? You know what?

997
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: He's sitting a look at the same nine eight it

998
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 1: what it won't? I think DM said it best Jay,

999
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: which I really won't from me in words, which I

1000
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: really want all up. I'm I'm never seems to amaze me.

1001
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: All right? Made hit us up on Instagram at Steve

1002
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: Harvey f M with your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter,

1003
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: and please please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast. Man Uh,

1004
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: coming up, Junior, we're gonna switch gears because Junior has

1005
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 1: a special poem for us instead of sports today. Yeah, oh,

1006
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: so you haven't had a poem in a minute, Junior? Good,

1007
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, we'll get to that

1008
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, right

1009
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, it's been a minute

1010
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: since Junior has blessed us with the poem. And guess

1011
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:20,439
Speaker 1: what he's here today with the poem. Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all.

1012
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: This has got to be addressed. This is important. This

1013
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,680
Speaker 1: is not a game. Okay. Let me say, I've watched

1014
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: all these Christian movies. I've seen Sama everywhere, I've seen

1015
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: the North Pole. But you know what, you don't see

1016
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: black elves? Where are they? How come we don't have

1017
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: no black hells? So the title of this poem is,

1018
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 1: hey Sama, how come ain't no black hells? That's all here?

1019
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: This is it. I just want to address this black

1020
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: people with everything, Black people, black panther, all that. But

1021
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: did y'all notice all these years we've been living, you

1022
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: ain't seen no black eles. That don't bother y'all. Well,

1023
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: it bothered me enough that I wrote a pole about it.

1024
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm serious. Here it is, Hey, Santa, how come there

1025
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 1: no black els? I don't see any black els? Santam?

1026
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: What's up with that? Most of the elves? I see

1027
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: a white? And that's an actual fact. I guess black

1028
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 1: ells don't matter. At least they go to you. You've

1029
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: been a North Pole all damn your law. Can't we

1030
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 1: at least get too? I hate to march on the

1031
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 1: North Pole because for marching the weather's not right. So Senner,

1032
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: I like some black elves, and I like them before

1033
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: Christmas night. So go ahead and pack your towards to

1034
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 1: do your Christmas d but put some black els on

1035
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: your list, and damn it I'm asking nicely, please don't

1036
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: make me come up there, because I will the end

1037
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 1: we're at the Black Ells. What what well? Is he

1038
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: black hell? Okay, okay, but Junior, huh don't you have

1039
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 1: sickle sale? You can't take your black I know I

1040
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 1: can't come. I know I can't go up there a

1041
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Speaker 1: price if they have christ to try to march. I

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01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 1: know I know I can't go up there. You cannot

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01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: go to the point remain. The point remains where the

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01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 1: black hells. That's all I need to know. The weather,

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01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 1: the weather won't out allow you to go up there. Junior,

1046
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 1: you can't. I said I was gonna mark. I threatened Sam.

1047
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going. I know I can't. I ain't march.

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01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,640
Speaker 1: I can't march caller, I know I can't march you.

1049
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: But the point is they ain't no black hells. Yeah

1050
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: be he m black hells matter black black else. You

1051
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 1: know they ain't gonna get up on time to make

1052
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: the toy. They're gonna be late coming to work. Well,

1053
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: we don't know that time because it ain't none. I understand.

1054
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 1: I also know I'm putting apps in. It ain't right.

1055
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: You tak your black behalf to the now bowl. It's

1056
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,559
Speaker 1: a route for you, Bobby. All right, coming up at

1057
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,679
Speaker 1: the top of the yard, we got some comedy roulette

1058
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: for you with Jay Anthony Brown. Thank you, junior. Right

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01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 1: after this end. You're listening to show. All right, it

1060
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 1: is time now for comedy roulette. Jay. What you got here?

1061
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 1: You go, You take three subjects, you put them on

1062
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 1: a wheel, you spun the wheel. Wedge. Stop. Well man,

1063
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 1: it funny because that's what we do. Yes, you do.

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Speaker 1: All right. Here's the list. Things you tell your wife

1065
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: or your partner if she finds gifts that aren't for her. Okay,

1066
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: Excuses you make for not going to the office Christmas party, yeah,

1067
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: and nice things you say to your wife to make

1068
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: her stick to her diet. We're not doing that. We're

1069
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: not doing that. We're not doing oh lord here, okay,

1070
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: all right, get ready, guys. Things should tell your wife

1071
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: or your partner if she finds gifts that aren't for her. Look, baby,

1072
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: I know you gotta blender, but this is better than

1073
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: the one you've got. That's what they're here, and it's

1074
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 1: got somebody else's name on it. That's the name of

1075
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 1: the company. Clarise didn't make Blender's baby. You got clarice.

1076
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: It's a clarise Blender man, you ain't never happen. All right,

1077
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 1: here we go. Things you tell your wife where you partner,

1078
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:03,519
Speaker 1: if she finds gifts that aren't for her. Wait a minute,

1079
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 1: all the gifts under the tree and you found that.

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01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 1: That's what you found. Yeah, you found all the gifts

1081
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: other that you wouldn't found that. Yeah, it was under there,

1082
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: just like all the other. Right, all right. Things you

1083
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 1: tell your wife if she finds gifts, or your partner

1084
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 1: she finds gifts that aren't for her. Okay, I adn't

1085
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:34,000
Speaker 1: know how to tell you this. I'm listening. I'd be

1086
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: cross dressing sometimes. I just don't want to tell you.

1087
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you that I did. Really,

1088
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I just hope you can

1089
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: keep this between up, all right. Your partner, if she

1090
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,760
Speaker 1: finds gifts that aren't for her, this size and his

1091
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 1: encouragement so you can lose weight and get any size too.

1092
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:09,679
Speaker 1: That's all I'm doing. I'm trying to help you. That's

1093
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:15,840
Speaker 1: what I voted to. I mean, all right, Things you

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01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,240
Speaker 1: tell your wife or your partners she finds gifts that

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01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 1: aren't for her. Give me that my mama like Christmas

1096
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: tooth just about you. My mama can get a gift. Yeah,

1097
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: thing tell you things? You tell your wife or your

1098
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 1: partner she finds gifts that aren't for her. Look that

1099
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 1: Teddy is for my mama. Okay, yeah, the telephone. She's

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01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: sat in the night, but my mom's still go on

1101
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,760
Speaker 1: her sexy on two. Okay, all right, my mom was

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01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 1: she like ted is. It's a lot of cutouts and

1103
01:13:55,439 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: it's Teddy. Things you tell your wife or your partner

1104
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,160
Speaker 1: if she finds gifts that aren't for her. What it's

1105
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 1: about telling you has some pennies with the booty out?

1106
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: Damn it? I mean, come on, the hell the hell?

1107
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,880
Speaker 1: Why can't you win panties with the booty out? I mean,

1108
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Yeah, something gifting everything. I mean, you should

1109
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 1: tell your wife or your partner she finds gifts that

1110
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: aren't for you. Know the problem the whole situation is no,

1111
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,799
Speaker 1: the problem is where's your gift? See you, Peter? Everybody

1112
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 1: else where's yours? Why is your wants to be fine?

1113
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: Everybody gift with yours? What's what I called? I want

1114
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: to know? Okay? So I don't can't lend the name

1115
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 1: on it. Where is your gift things? You tell your

1116
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: wife or your partner, she finds gifts that aren't for her,

1117
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 1: that's for the dog. Yeah, all right, we'll have more

1118
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: that settle it. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1119
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,720
Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, doctor

1121
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,599
Speaker 1: Dre appears to have finalized his divorce from ex wife

1122
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: Nicole Young after twenty five years of marriage and an ugly,

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Speaker 1: very expensive one billion dollars that's billion with a beat

1124
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:28,680
Speaker 1: legal battle. Fifty six year old Dre rapper producer was

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01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 1: pictured posing with the celaboratory display of balloons, showing off

1126
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:35,360
Speaker 1: his newly single status. In an image posted by one

1127
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 1: of his associates, Doctor Dre posted in front of a

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Speaker 1: large gold balloon that read divorced A f okay. Well,

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01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: this is a part I like, he can have all

1130
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 1: the balloons he wants, but he still has to pay

1131
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: his ex spouse more than three and a half million

1132
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 1: dollars per year. I definitely agree with it. You've heard

1133
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 1: the money and yeah, for sure, twenty five years a

1134
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 1: minute every minny until she remarries or enters into a

1135
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 1: damn bladdy ever, or even if she enters into a

1136
01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 1: new domestic partnership type, she's not going to and he

1137
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 1: has to temporarily pay her health insurance. There you go

1138
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,559
Speaker 1: pay her what her health insurance temporarily? You got three million?

1139
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 1: You can, you can your girls three million billions. I

1140
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 1: got to take you to the doctor too. You got

1141
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,240
Speaker 1: three million? You want a baby, and go get your

1142
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 1: check up on your own night. She's not married about

1143
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: to happen, and she's gonna have about me. Don't think

1144
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:49,679
Speaker 1: about it? All right? Are a doctor for the Steve

1145
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after.

1146
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,560
Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll do a round of would you

1147
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 1: rather you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

1148
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,599
Speaker 1: it's time for a round if would you rather get

1149
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 1: right into it? Here we go. Would you rather accidentally

1150
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: send a sexy picture to your mama or to your

1151
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:16,040
Speaker 1: pastor past past, you know? And for me? Either way

1152
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 1: I send it. Either way I send a sexy picture,

1153
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 1: it's gonna eat up whoever receives it. Memory, it's gonna

1154
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:30,799
Speaker 1: eat up. On the matter, I'm sending at the pastor junior.

1155
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 1: You can pray for me, you just don't lay hands on.

1156
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 1: Just don't tell me pastor you still got it all right?

1157
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 1: Would you rather be in bad with a dominant woman

1158
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:52,639
Speaker 1: or a submissive woman or anyone? So, don't matter which one.

1159
01:17:53,120 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 1: I just need one. But if you up now, you

1160
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:04,679
Speaker 1: gotta let me lose. Okay, don't be going the word

1161
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:10,240
Speaker 1: leaving me tied up. I need the key or knife

1162
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: on some seals. I got bit to get out now,

1163
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:18,600
Speaker 1: don't matter. Yes, did tell me what to do? I

1164
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:22,120
Speaker 1: tell you what to do. It don't matter him. I'm

1165
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 1: going with dominant. I'm going with okay, oh dominant, okay, yeah,

1166
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:31,840
Speaker 1: but don't shut up your old MF. I don't even

1167
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:36,600
Speaker 1: use that okay, Oh gosh, And don't hit me with

1168
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:42,559
Speaker 1: no bell to nothing. I don't don't care now thinking aloud?

1169
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Would you rather trade faces

1170
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:50,000
Speaker 1: with indus elba or would you rather trade bodies with

1171
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:57,519
Speaker 1: the rock? The rock? Why not? If like the rock? Ye,

1172
01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: I never wear ship if I was built like the rock,

1173
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:05,599
Speaker 1: doing winter the whole year in winter? Man, Ever, that's

1174
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 1: too much maintenance, though, I don't you got to work

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01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:13,360
Speaker 1: out every day. It's too much. I guess I wear

1176
01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 1: in dress face. I guess if you got to, If

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01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:25,400
Speaker 1: I got to, you just have to have spring a

1178
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 1: bell every time. I would you rather, okay, here's one.

1179
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: Would you rather be intimate with your with your significant

1180
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,479
Speaker 1: other with the curtains open or with the curtains closed?

1181
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:42,880
Speaker 1: Got to be closed? And like love? You want to

1182
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 1: know what? You want to know? What nicke and afraid

1183
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:51,200
Speaker 1: look like. I don't want people walking back well, look

1184
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:57,200
Speaker 1: at Jay. I want the curtains sofa. I want somebody

1185
01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:08,240
Speaker 1: to say, Hey, I'm gonna fall up the glass. Don't

1186
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:13,240
Speaker 1: you rather for today? Thank you guys, coming up, it

1187
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,439
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. And moving back

1188
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:17,840
Speaker 1: to close out of the show at forty nine minutes

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01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: after write after guys, you're listening to show. More than

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Speaker 1: thirty tornadoes were reported in at least six states over

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Speaker 1: the weekend, including Missouri, Tennessee, and Mississippi. Our prayers, of

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01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,200
Speaker 1: course of going out to all of those affected, and

1193
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 1: especially to the families that have lost their loved ones.

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01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:43,040
Speaker 1: You can help, You can help, and they definitely need

1195
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:45,360
Speaker 1: your help right now. You can help the people that

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01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:48,719
Speaker 1: were affected by the tornadoes by visiting red Cross dot

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01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: org or you can call eight hundred Red Cross. Go

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01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,599
Speaker 1: to red Cross dot org or call eight hundred red

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Speaker 1: Cross and keep those prayers coming, those donations coming, because

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01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 1: they certainly need them. This was a major disaster. This

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01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:09,560
Speaker 1: You need to stop saying there's no global warming. But

1202
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:14,000
Speaker 1: they didn't have to accept that climate change is here

1203
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: and it's global warming. And if you if they had

1204
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:22,040
Speaker 1: passed Biden's build back better, that money would be allocated

1205
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,439
Speaker 1: right away as opposed to having to wait for it.

1206
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,040
Speaker 1: But the Republicans don't want to have anything to do

1207
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 1: with it. And no one was really saying it but

1208
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:33,639
Speaker 1: Trump and his followers. When Trump, you're right, he started, yes,

1209
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:37,559
Speaker 1: you know, yes, And Rand Paul is in Kentucky asking

1210
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,040
Speaker 1: for money, but when some of the other states were

1211
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 1: needed money, he voted against it. He totally voted against it.

1212
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:48,280
Speaker 1: Now he needs help, so yeah, yeah, he questioned doctor

1213
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: Fauci science. Yes, Rand Paul, right, yeah, yes he did, yes, yeah,

1214
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 1: that's the one whose neighbors beat him up, right. And

1215
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:03,519
Speaker 1: the thing, we know why your name? Yeah, yeah, we

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01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 1: don't know why that, we know why anything, but why

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01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 1: ja I think we know why? Oh? I think you

1218
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 1: know got it gets you jumped on every time? Ye,

1219
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:22,160
Speaker 1: every single time? Buddy, Yeah, yeah, ain't it bad to

1220
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 1: pull out the driveway though, and just know damn he

1221
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:32,600
Speaker 1: will ask. Yeah, hey, listen, we gotta say congratulations to

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Speaker 1: Miss India. She is the brand new Miss Universe Verse

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Speaker 1: pageant hosted last night. But our fearless leader, the one

1224
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:46,240
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey. Yeah, looking fresh and fly as always,

1225
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,840
Speaker 1: he was looking fresh and fly. Saying the wrong name again,

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01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,000
Speaker 1: he said Portugal and was supposed to say, y'all, what's

1227
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 1: the other country? Oh, India, that one that actually won

1228
01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:03,600
Speaker 1: Paragua Paragua Man, and they got him again. Man, he

1229
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: traded out, Yeah he did. He said, they tried to

1230
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:12,640
Speaker 1: get me, y'all. They ain't gonna get Where is Paraguay?

1231
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 1: Where is that South South America? I ain't know. They

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01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,640
Speaker 1: like we've been doing running by it answered it for

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01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:24,240
Speaker 1: a lot of people, don't worry about it. A lot

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01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:28,200
Speaker 1: of people in the damn cause had no idea wherein

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01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 1: where they ain't in the west. N e'ster damn showing it.

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01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:37,840
Speaker 1: And I picked Paraguay in India, I picked India. I

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01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,560
Speaker 1: said India was gonna win it all. I did say that,

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01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 1: don't go around talking about India. I read run the

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01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:49,360
Speaker 1: Miss Universe. She did not shut out. I am not

1240
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:54,839
Speaker 1: my hair. A lot of beauties in there, get information

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01:23:54,920 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 1: on twisted up Africa, a lot of South Africa. She

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01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:05,400
Speaker 1: came into. She came in number three. Yeah, Columbia was beautiful, y'all? Yea,

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01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,519
Speaker 1: And I liked her. Answers to her answers were very

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01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:14,240
Speaker 1: good too, very very all. They all looked good. They

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Speaker 1: a beautiful woman, beautiful, smart, intelligent women. Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: have no is it is it Miss Universe or Miss uh?

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Speaker 1: Miss America? Which one? Did they remove the swimsuit category?

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Speaker 1: Because this one has swimsuit? I think why did they

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Speaker 1: bring this back Miss Miss America? Yeah? I think it

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Speaker 1: was Miss America because they definitely did a swimsuit last night. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they did have a swimsuit competition, which is always nice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I missed that, I just fearn the champ. I

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Speaker 1: want to I don't really care how you answer your question.

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Speaker 1: I really just want to see. Didn't I didn't even

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Speaker 1: hear the answers? What you didn't even know? They they

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Speaker 1: asked him questions and Laurie Steve's daughter was there. Stephen,

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Speaker 1: great job and she looked this is pretty as something.

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Speaker 1: Lads up there, Hello, what did you guys think about

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Speaker 1: Steve short like, uh blo kind of a jacket? He

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Speaker 1: had Ony read this. Tommy said, there's a matter door

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Speaker 1: looking for a jacket. Tommy said that I liked it.

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Speaker 1: You guys like it. That's a that's a that's a

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Speaker 1: fighter that went to his locker. Sin we're in the hill,

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Speaker 1: soone has my jacket? Who has my jacket? Somebody from Spin,

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Speaker 1: somebody from what is my jackets? Wish my jacket? He

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Speaker 1: talked like that too, can fight the bulls without my jacket.

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Speaker 1: Bull without my jacket? I like, because it was it

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Speaker 1: was different, It was it was really nice. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know it was dull chab. You know what, we'll

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Speaker 1: have the jacket just gonna just fly his ass up

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Speaker 1: into the scene. Because jacket with a jet pack. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you gotta Steve Harvey jack jacket. Yeah. Because he's trending now. Yeah, stylist,

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Speaker 1: one stylist of the year, you know, congratulations to him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of stuff going on, So we're just glad

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Speaker 1: I ain't got a soup with thirteen buttons on it? None?

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Speaker 1: All right, well you got a button on your cuff?

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Speaker 1: What is the time? Is up here? We love you,

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Speaker 1: We think see tomorrow. For all Steve Harvey contests, no

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.