Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter, the subject
Speaker 1: my marriage is stable but stale. But right now, yeah,
Speaker 1: right now. It is the nephew here with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. But you got King of pranks. You stole
Speaker 1: them TVs? Uh, you stole them t vs. If you
Speaker 1: tell about Uncle Jr. Yeah, you have an uncle Nack Junior.
Speaker 1: You stole them TVs. Here is hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Sharon police. My name is
Speaker 1: Paul Paul because I'm head of security here. How are you?
Speaker 1: This is yeah you, Um, you actually came out and
Speaker 1: you I think you were here on Friday. Uh, and
Speaker 1: you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions forty
Speaker 1: two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? Right? Well, um, what
Speaker 1: I was giving you a call for sharance that we
Speaker 1: got a bit of a problem. Now when you purchased
Speaker 1: these actual flat screen televisions on on Friday, so to speak,
Speaker 1: it seems that we've got them. Um, well, your your
Speaker 1: purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but there
Speaker 1: should have been a red flag that have gone up
Speaker 1: because we're we're we're going back over transactions of the
Speaker 1: past two or three days here, and we're realizing that
Speaker 1: your your purchase should not have been successful. It should
Speaker 1: have been for your credit card is actually not valid
Speaker 1: at all. No now now my credit card because oh
Speaker 1: we got paid on we so my money was there.
Speaker 1: Well actually, ma'am, And what I'm what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: explain to you is that it is coming up in
Speaker 1: valid now and we're having a problem with it. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you and give you
Speaker 1: a call and see if we could probably you know, Uh,
Speaker 1: it was valid when I was at their racist because
Speaker 1: it went through I gotta reach see everything I impared
Speaker 1: to that extended warranty on all FAUM. So it was
Speaker 1: valid on on Friday. I don't know what's wrong with
Speaker 1: it today, but it was good then. And I understand that.
Speaker 1: I understand that that, you know, just being at the
Speaker 1: register and you're purchasing it and no problems at all happening.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much the thought process that you're gonna have.
Speaker 1: What I'm letting you know is on the on the
Speaker 1: back part of it when you came into the store.
Speaker 1: U what we're getting the day the day after is
Speaker 1: that it was pretty much invalid. It wasn't good at all.
Speaker 1: Your credit card was not good at all. But you
Speaker 1: need to call your bank then, because I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you. You know, I had the money
Speaker 1: in there the day I went about them, and that's
Speaker 1: it for me. So I don't know who you need
Speaker 1: to call. But don't call me because you know that
Speaker 1: ain't been in my problem. Okay, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna raise this to be a
Speaker 1: major problem. You know. Um, We're gonna try to rectify
Speaker 1: it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do what
Speaker 1: you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try to
Speaker 1: work this out as smoothly as we can. What I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to ask you to do so we can
Speaker 1: talk this thing out. Can I get you to come
Speaker 1: back up to the store and bring all four televisions
Speaker 1: with you? No, now, you sure can't. Baby. Look, I
Speaker 1: bought them for TVs. I have read one of them
Speaker 1: up this under the tree from my hus my mama early.
Speaker 1: She already got the other TV we hunted up for
Speaker 1: home Saray when we was watching movies, so it didn't really.
Speaker 1: Ain't no way we're gonna bring the folk TVs back.
Speaker 1: I think you should go back to Wealth, process your
Speaker 1: credit cards and tell them that they that. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna tell them, but you need to
Speaker 1: go back to them. I ain't got time to be
Speaker 1: running back and forth to this story. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want us to create a problem here. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. And you need to lower
Speaker 1: your voice. Okay, but you need to go back to
Speaker 1: wherever do your credit cards because they went through when
Speaker 1: I was at the store. Correct. I don't want to
Speaker 1: that's a no. I told you that it went through.
Speaker 1: You ain't got no business on my damn phone. They
Speaker 1: don't call me with this bull no mouth hold on
Speaker 1: this minute. I don't want to get this rectified. And
Speaker 1: what I don't want to have to do. I don't
Speaker 1: want to have to come out to your home and confrosate.
Speaker 1: I wish you would come after my house. Maybe we
Speaker 1: will beat you into bad hill. You're bad, not bring
Speaker 1: y'all over here. Look, you need to call up and
Speaker 1: do your credit cards. Get ya straight with them, because
Speaker 1: your business with me is done. I got a receipt
Speaker 1: and I got any sticking towards out here. My lord,
Speaker 1: tell y'all you bring your over here there that listen, lady,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back and forth with you
Speaker 1: on this and that you ain't going back and forth.
Speaker 1: It's over with. I've got the TVs. I died a receipt.
Speaker 1: We it's done. I don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen,
Speaker 1: my car win. So I'm trying to get her to understand.
Speaker 1: I understand why I'm saying. You can hang on one
Speaker 1: second and let me speak with my boss. Please on
Speaker 1: the phone. I tell yo bout y'all don't run me back.
Speaker 1: I got a receipt for faul TVs and I'm okay
Speaker 1: I'll fault TVs. Listen, you know this is pretty much
Speaker 1: considered a theft process. Listen him and kissing. Listen to
Speaker 1: me pissing. I got a rich feet so foulk TV.
Speaker 1: I won't got to start with my receipt. I got
Speaker 1: my extended warranting. So this ain't no self what this
Speaker 1: stance is a communication between y'all banks. So you need
Speaker 1: to get yo right because I'm got a prepaid deafit
Speaker 1: card back. I don't owe nobody on them. TV. You
Speaker 1: need to call YO back and get them about my
Speaker 1: phone because there ain't you some TVs from a store,
Speaker 1: and dammit you're gonna bring them back. You come get
Speaker 1: him your down. I got foul TV Yo done machine't
Speaker 1: get him to me, and I'm gonna keep We're gonna
Speaker 1: watch them game. Oh yo, TV, bring yall over here.
Speaker 1: You want to we do a most flow with YO.
Speaker 1: Social call me by no TVs, no mote, So you're
Speaker 1: the one. Ain't gonna have no job for them. Get
Speaker 1: tomb sometimes just for using bad credit card at department stores.
Speaker 1: Don't get your call? Then, do you understand? Man? So
Speaker 1: that's Joe Timmy. You put the folk TVs back? Then, Joe,
Speaker 1: Uncle Tom try the white man for his TV. You
Speaker 1: gotta get you a business or from a detailed shopper,
Speaker 1: start of raft label, get so work fun. The white
Speaker 1: folks don't come code front me by that TV shore
Speaker 1: about to get this that Yeah, listen, you listen to me.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
Speaker 1: you and then to scare me. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 1: What do you want? This is nephew Timmy from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's nephew, come out, We're back them
Speaker 1: damn TV. Wait wait wait, baby, baby, baby, this is
Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got planked by your girlfriend. Huh wait a mane wait
Speaker 1: a minute, this is hold. Then this is nephew Tommy,
Speaker 1: baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 1: frank by your your girlfriend. Tell me amost got your
Speaker 1: Steve just set me up like, oh lord, we're on
Speaker 1: the radio. Ye, but we're gonna be on them. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you ain't did now you have me scared time
Speaker 1: and don't play with people like that times this woy.
Speaker 1: You cannot play with people like this. I'm gonna kill
Speaker 1: I take it, I take it. She won't be getting
Speaker 1: one of the TV. She ain't getting yet you hear
Speaker 1: me coming. She can't stock now. Oh man, I got
Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, baby. What is the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Oh that's Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Shop. I get some good. I tried to get
Speaker 1: them real good. One day. They're gonna get you real
Speaker 1: It'll come back, it'll come back. I stole coup of TV.
Speaker 1: That's why you can't be present way back in the day, though,
Speaker 1: Please say that was a big console. Tv NA stole
Speaker 1: twenty four inch shale for inch TV Karma Karma stole,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Well, thank you, nephew and Steve for
Speaker 1: changing your ways. Thank you for changing his ways. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking of. Coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour, guys, about four minutes after, it's my strawberry
Speaker 1: letter for today, the subject my marriage is stable but stale.
Speaker 1: We'll have that right after this