WEBVTT - You Stole 4 TV's

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter, the subject

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<v Speaker 1>my marriage is stable but stale. But right now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right now. It is the nephew here with today's prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call. But you got King of pranks. You stole

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<v Speaker 1>them TVs? Uh, you stole them t vs. If you

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<v Speaker 1>tell about Uncle Jr. Yeah, you have an uncle Nack Junior.

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<v Speaker 1>You stole them TVs. Here is hello, Hello, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach a Sharon police. My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Paul because I'm head of security here. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is yeah you, Um, you actually came out and

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<v Speaker 1>you I think you were here on Friday. Uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions forty

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<v Speaker 1>two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? Right? Well, um, what

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<v Speaker 1>I was giving you a call for sharance that we

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<v Speaker 1>got a bit of a problem. Now when you purchased

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<v Speaker 1>these actual flat screen televisions on on Friday, so to speak,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems that we've got them. Um, well, your your

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<v Speaker 1>purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but there

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<v Speaker 1>should have been a red flag that have gone up

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<v Speaker 1>because we're we're we're going back over transactions of the

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<v Speaker 1>past two or three days here, and we're realizing that

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<v Speaker 1>your your purchase should not have been successful. It should

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<v Speaker 1>have been for your credit card is actually not valid

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<v Speaker 1>at all. No now now my credit card because oh

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<v Speaker 1>we got paid on we so my money was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well actually, ma'am, And what I'm what I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>explain to you is that it is coming up in

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<v Speaker 1>valid now and we're having a problem with it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to reach out to you and give you

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<v Speaker 1>a call and see if we could probably you know, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it was valid when I was at their racist because

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<v Speaker 1>it went through I gotta reach see everything I impared

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<v Speaker 1>to that extended warranty on all FAUM. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>valid on on Friday. I don't know what's wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>it today, but it was good then. And I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that that, you know, just being at the

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<v Speaker 1>register and you're purchasing it and no problems at all happening.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty much the thought process that you're gonna have.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm letting you know is on the on the

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<v Speaker 1>back part of it when you came into the store.

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<v Speaker 1>U what we're getting the day the day after is

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<v Speaker 1>that it was pretty much invalid. It wasn't good at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Your credit card was not good at all. But you

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<v Speaker 1>need to call your bank then, because I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to tell you. You know, I had the money

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<v Speaker 1>in there the day I went about them, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>it for me. So I don't know who you need

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<v Speaker 1>to call. But don't call me because you know that

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<v Speaker 1>ain't been in my problem. Okay, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna I'm not gonna raise this to be a

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<v Speaker 1>major problem. You know. Um, We're gonna try to rectify

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<v Speaker 1>it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try to

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<v Speaker 1>work this out as smoothly as we can. What I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to ask you to do so we can

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<v Speaker 1>talk this thing out. Can I get you to come

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<v Speaker 1>back up to the store and bring all four televisions

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<v Speaker 1>with you? No, now, you sure can't. Baby. Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>bought them for TVs. I have read one of them

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<v Speaker 1>up this under the tree from my hus my mama early.

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<v Speaker 1>She already got the other TV we hunted up for

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<v Speaker 1>home Saray when we was watching movies, so it didn't really.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't no way we're gonna bring the folk TVs back.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should go back to Wealth, process your

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<v Speaker 1>credit cards and tell them that they that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're gonna tell them, but you need to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to them. I ain't got time to be

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<v Speaker 1>running back and forth to this story. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want us to create a problem here. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do that. And you need to lower

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<v Speaker 1>your voice. Okay, but you need to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>wherever do your credit cards because they went through when

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<v Speaker 1>I was at the store. Correct. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>that's a no. I told you that it went through.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't got no business on my damn phone. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't call me with this bull no mouth hold on

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<v Speaker 1>this minute. I don't want to get this rectified. And

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<v Speaker 1>what I don't want to have to do. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to have to come out to your home and confrosate.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you would come after my house. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>will beat you into bad hill. You're bad, not bring

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<v Speaker 1>y'all over here. Look, you need to call up and

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<v Speaker 1>do your credit cards. Get ya straight with them, because

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<v Speaker 1>your business with me is done. I got a receipt

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<v Speaker 1>and I got any sticking towards out here. My lord,

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<v Speaker 1>tell y'all you bring your over here there that listen, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go back and forth with you

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<v Speaker 1>on this and that you ain't going back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's over with. I've got the TVs. I died a receipt.

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<v Speaker 1>We it's done. I don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>my car win. So I'm trying to get her to understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand why I'm saying. You can hang on one

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<v Speaker 1>second and let me speak with my boss. Please on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. I tell yo bout y'all don't run me back.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a receipt for faul TVs and I'm okay

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<v Speaker 1>I'll fault TVs. Listen, you know this is pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>considered a theft process. Listen him and kissing. Listen to

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<v Speaker 1>me pissing. I got a rich feet so foulk TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't got to start with my receipt. I got

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<v Speaker 1>my extended warranting. So this ain't no self what this

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<v Speaker 1>stance is a communication between y'all banks. So you need

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<v Speaker 1>to get yo right because I'm got a prepaid deafit

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<v Speaker 1>card back. I don't owe nobody on them. TV. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to call YO back and get them about my

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<v Speaker 1>phone because there ain't you some TVs from a store,

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<v Speaker 1>and dammit you're gonna bring them back. You come get

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<v Speaker 1>him your down. I got foul TV Yo done machine't

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<v Speaker 1>get him to me, and I'm gonna keep We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>watch them game. Oh yo, TV, bring yall over here.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to we do a most flow with YO.

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<v Speaker 1>Social call me by no TVs, no mote, So you're

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<v Speaker 1>the one. Ain't gonna have no job for them. Get

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<v Speaker 1>tomb sometimes just for using bad credit card at department stores.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get your call? Then, do you understand? Man? So

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<v Speaker 1>that's Joe Timmy. You put the folk TVs back? Then, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Tom try the white man for his TV. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get you a business or from a detailed shopper,

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<v Speaker 1>start of raft label, get so work fun. The white

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<v Speaker 1>folks don't come code front me by that TV shore

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<v Speaker 1>about to get this that Yeah, listen, you listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I need to say to

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<v Speaker 1>you and then to scare me. Are you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want? This is nephew Timmy from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's nephew, come out, We're back them

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<v Speaker 1>damn TV. Wait wait wait, baby, baby, baby, this is

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

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<v Speaker 1>got planked by your girlfriend. Huh wait a mane wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, this is hold. Then this is nephew Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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<v Speaker 1>frank by your your girlfriend. Tell me amost got your

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<v Speaker 1>Steve just set me up like, oh lord, we're on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. Ye, but we're gonna be on them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna you ain't did now you have me scared time

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<v Speaker 1>and don't play with people like that times this woy.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot play with people like this. I'm gonna kill

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<v Speaker 1>I take it, I take it. She won't be getting

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<v Speaker 1>one of the TV. She ain't getting yet you hear

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<v Speaker 1>me coming. She can't stock now. Oh man, I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing to ask you, baby. What is the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land. Oh that's Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Shop. I get some good. I tried to get

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<v Speaker 1>them real good. One day. They're gonna get you real

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<v Speaker 1>It'll come back, it'll come back. I stole coup of TV.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you can't be present way back in the day, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Please say that was a big console. Tv NA stole

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four inch shale for inch TV Karma Karma stole,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. Well, thank you, nephew and Steve for

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<v Speaker 1>changing your ways. Thank you for changing his ways. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm thinking of. Coming up at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the hour, guys, about four minutes after, it's my strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>letter for today, the subject my marriage is stable but stale.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have that right after this