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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nils, here's Nicky. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am its Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. It is Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I made it through a Wheah, we really did, We

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Speaker 1: really did. That's the voice of my um. Recurring guests

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Speaker 1: this week and recurring boyfriend. And I gotta say, you're

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Speaker 1: looking very handsome. Thank you. You look lovely and so

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Speaker 1: does your mom. And my mom is also here. Everyone

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Speaker 1: wanting the show, Jolly Glazer and Chris Convey here. Chris

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Speaker 1: Convey on The Courtney Show, which is not only a

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Speaker 1: radio show but a in St. Louis said, you're here

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Speaker 1: one of six point five the Arch but you can

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Speaker 1: also listen on the Arch app. If you are not

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Speaker 1: in local you can listen live on the Arch app,

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Speaker 1: which I do every morning because I am not in

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Speaker 1: my car. Or you can listen to the court Show

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Speaker 1: podcast anywhere. It would be a long way to get through,

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Speaker 1: but we mentioned Nikki. Basically every day you do it

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Speaker 1: is a fabric of the sh It is fun to

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Speaker 1: be listening and to just like hear them get on,

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Speaker 1: get you you guys, like we'll get on a subject

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Speaker 1: that I'm like, I know. Chris has an anecdote like,

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Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, my name comes up,

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Speaker 1: and it's like it's not even just you, like Brando

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Speaker 1: and Courtney, like I'm I'm in the theme song the

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Speaker 1: same time. It's awesome. And then we're gonna start talking

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Speaker 1: about you a lot, Mrs and Noah. Now now that

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Speaker 1: I know that all these new things about her, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna start talking about her we just learned. I mean it, fascinating, woman.

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Speaker 1: What did you just learn about my mom? I just

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Speaker 1: learned that that wasn't her first language? What isn't English? Yes?

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Speaker 1: So what is your first language? First language is Hebrew? Hebrew? Okay,

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Speaker 1: got it? What are you steen favorite things about Noah? No,

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Speaker 1: please don't do this to me. I don't you should know.

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Speaker 1: I hate being on the spot like this name fifteen

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Speaker 1: right now. But I'm not going to have to put

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Speaker 1: her on the spot. But no, I love Noah. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've been to her home in Arizona. Yeah, they like

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Speaker 1: hung out my mom and dad. We're in Arizona for

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Speaker 1: a month. I'm not gonna say which one because my

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Speaker 1: mom doesn't want people to know when she's out of town. Exactly, NICKI,

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Speaker 1: if you let people know when I'm on to eat,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna come. They're gonna steal our artifacts. Your dad

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Speaker 1: has artifacts, They're worth a lot of He has arrowheads.

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Speaker 1: You guys do not even bother trying to rob my

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Speaker 1: parents if it takes takes the driftwood. My mom doesn't

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Speaker 1: even know where she's hidden things that are valuable. My

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Speaker 1: mom hides valuable things, and they're they're hidden for what

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Speaker 1: and well forever for like she doesn't she'll she'll hide

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Speaker 1: things and then won't remember where she put them. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'm so good at hiding. Do you ever find things

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Speaker 1: like years later and you're like, I've been looking for this?

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course you kid me. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why am I here because you could just you could

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Speaker 1: just see me, Nikki, that would be oh my god,

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Speaker 1: my poor mom. I was in such a two this

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Speaker 1: morning because I was like running around packing and I'm

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Speaker 1: also trying to stay on vocal rest, and so she's like,

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Speaker 1: don't talk, NICKI stop talking. And then she's like, are

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Speaker 1: you being good about talking and about not talking? And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, the truth is I haven't been great about it.

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Speaker 1: That's not what you said. No, well, I said, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I said, it's none of your business,

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Speaker 1: because here's it is. But my answer to that was like,

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Speaker 1: do you ever have people ask you a question, and

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Speaker 1: especially like your mom or someone that cares about you,

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Speaker 1: and you know that the answer is not going to

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Speaker 1: be what they want, So you're only The answer that

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Speaker 1: is no, I haven't been great. And then the answer

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Speaker 1: the thing that will proceed, that proceed that will be well, Nick,

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Speaker 1: you got it. There's not going to be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's only going to be a she thinks she does. Well.

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Speaker 1: What were you going to say if I said, no, Mom,

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Speaker 1: I haven't been good. No, well you gotta be good.

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Speaker 1: You're not contributing. You have no information to give me.

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Speaker 1: After that sentence, then just a shame or scold, which

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Speaker 1: I'm already doing to myself every time I talk. Here's

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Speaker 1: the thing, Okay, I have not We have not conversed

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Speaker 1: period since you've gotten these polyps. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: anything polyps for twenty years, honestly, and so you guys

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Speaker 1: and this explains, it explains why we haven't talked but no,

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Speaker 1: all I was really looking for was I never heard

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Speaker 1: what the doctor said, what anyone has said, and we

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Speaker 1: just let's just run the conversation and what you would

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Speaker 1: it's okay, okay. Have you been good with your voice? Honestly? No? Really?

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Speaker 1: What what have you been doing? I've been talking, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean as the doctor said that's allowed, or no,

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Speaker 1: they said it's not good. Oh, because I didn't know

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Speaker 1: what the doctor said. Okay, well they said it's not good,

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Speaker 1: and I love and not following the doctor's well, what

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Speaker 1: can I say? I'm I'm not gonna say anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm not allowed to say anything. You will never

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Speaker 1: know what you know. There's another example of it. Of Um,

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Speaker 1: what was the other thing we got into this morning

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Speaker 1: where I was rude to you? God, I mean it

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Speaker 1: just came right off the bat. Um. Remember the first

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Speaker 1: time that Nikki was rude to you? Remember when going

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Speaker 1: like it's too room me in here? You were like

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Speaker 1: what you do? You were crying right off the bat.

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Speaker 1: I was like, No, when did have become a bit

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Speaker 1: like when did Nikki Che's right off the bat, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna know when did it? Like I do, I do

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Speaker 1: want to know because I'm trying to. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: become interested in the fact that I might be a

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Speaker 1: little bit autistic because one of the best he sent

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Speaker 1: me a book recommendation that And then yesterday after the podcast,

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Speaker 1: someone wrote me and said, you might have borderline person disorder,

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Speaker 1: and then I looked that up and I was like,

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Speaker 1: for borderline, I pretty much do all the checklists. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't have fits of anger, and I don't even

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Speaker 1: like I do like get up set. But I think

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Speaker 1: people with borderline, you don't do this. And even though

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I do you think I think

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Speaker 1: a bestie is a doctor someone damning me? Of course

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Speaker 1: I know, but there are besties who you don't either

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Speaker 1: And there is something about you know, googling what you

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Speaker 1: have and like everything leads to cancer or whatever, but

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Speaker 1: like there are times where you can find out what

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Speaker 1: I read a checklist in some of these things. So anyway, anyway,

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Speaker 1: I've been reading this book about neurodie divergence and where

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Speaker 1: do I fit in this? I was wondering as my borderline,

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Speaker 1: with socks. Yeah, you did, Like I remember just blankets,

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Speaker 1: spinning class. Now it's called a spin class. Hate say

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Speaker 1: pul turkey does not work, you will go back to it.

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Speaker 1: It's people that people have that success with the Algard

426
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Speaker 1: method is how you quit smoking. Okay, all right, well

427
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 1: I definitely have to give a credit. Yeah, okay. So anyway,

428
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Speaker 1: on my last report, I did had a whole um

429
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Speaker 1: physical and uh it came back like I'm reading the

430
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Speaker 1: bye lines underneath and said emphysema. And I called my doctor.

431
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Speaker 1: I said, oh my god, it says I have emphysemas.

432
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Speaker 1: She said, no, you don't. So she said, let me

433
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Speaker 1: call thee let me call the technician. So I was

434
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Speaker 1: like freaking out. I didn't want to tell you any

435
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 1: of this because I didn't know what was going on.

436
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Speaker 1: So yesterday I took six months to get into this

437
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: pulmonary doctor that I had to go through all these tests.

438
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Speaker 1: Yesterday and pulmonary pulmonary dr Menary Okay, Paul, Dr Pulmonary.

439
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Speaker 1: I hear he's good. He's so good, he's actually you

440
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Speaker 1: make fun of my dad care you know the other one.

441
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Speaker 1: I don't eve want to mention any It wouldn't have

442
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Speaker 1: killed on my show. It would have gotten a lot

443
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: of eye rolls. Anyway. So I went through all these

444
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: tests and then you get an X ray and I

445
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: went into this doctor all morning. So for six months

446
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Speaker 1: you thought you might have emphas ema. Yeah, and you

447
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: didn't tell me. Yeah, because because it was not my business.

448
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: Because it's not your business. Okay, well it is kind

449
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 1: of your business. You are my daughter. So I was

450
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 1: gonna after I found out the test, and we don't

451
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Speaker 1: talk that often. So, yeah, it's the polyps thing, and

452
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: we haven't talked. Okay. Anyway, it turns out she's like

453
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Speaker 1: you have. She said, I wouldn't have even seen this

454
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Speaker 1: on the x ray. You have great lung capacity all.

455
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Speaker 1: She said, you have so little emphysema that it's not

456
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Speaker 1: worth talking about. But you do have it. Oh yeah,

457
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Speaker 1: I mean I smect you. You You you just get emphasima.

458
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: You probably, but she said it's not going to get

459
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Speaker 1: any worse. Oh oh my god, she said it is

460
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: so faint, you can't she said, I couldn't have seen this.

461
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: And the other doctor looked at it. He couldn't see it.

462
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: Your lungs are so tiny you can't even see your

463
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Speaker 1: Emphazima is so skinny. Can't get secret. It's called green tea.

464
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: Green tea is great and vodka. Wait, that's so exciting.

465
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Speaker 1: I know it's a just he just for in my

466
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Speaker 1: whole story, but I just know you just said just

467
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Speaker 1: get him, had you know, emphasize anyway? It was all

468
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Speaker 1: good to me. I was like, oh my god, because

469
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Speaker 1: that is scary, like when you know people are like

470
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Speaker 1: I would you when you know what could happen. The

471
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: whole time I'm watching Casablanca, I'm like, one of my

472
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: questions for that movie was like everyone's smoking all the

473
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: time in that movie, literally every single scene is just smoke.

474
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Speaker 1: And that's just the way it was back then in

475
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Speaker 1: the forties, like fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties. I mean,

476
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: smoking indoors all the time. Didn't when did everyone realize didn't?

477
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 1: And everyone feels sick all the time, like I feel

478
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: so when I smoked, I felt sick all Like you're

479
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 1: constantly breathing in a smoke stack, like do you feel tired?

480
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: Like didn't people feel like this is killing us? Like

481
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,640
Speaker 1: how do they not know? But the truth is, even

482
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: if you know something's killing you, it's not. If it

483
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: was disgusting lungs or if it worked to see like

484
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: to know surgeons general warning and have these graphic pictures

485
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 1: on cigarettes, it doesn't. That doesn't work. Like, that does

486
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: not deter people from doing it. There's a cognitive dissonance

487
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: there that you're going to be the exception, Like, um,

488
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: so it doesn't work that but um, my favorite Norman

489
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: Donald joke that I can remember off the top of

490
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Speaker 1: my head. It's like, hey, you ever see, uh, you

491
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: ever see a picture of a smokers long? Disgusting? Do

492
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: you ever see a picture of a healthy line? It's disgusting.

493
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: It is like the same thing. What's your favorite Norm joke? Oh?

494
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: My god, off the top of my head. Yeah, I mean, like,

495
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to go into the moth joke? No? No,

496
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: it's like that's like the moth storytelling show. Um, I

497
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: mean the one that I think just popped into my

498
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: I mean god, there's so many good ones. The one

499
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: that just popped into my head. Was the one about

500
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: oh man, I just want to do like a hundred

501
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: of them. I heard a good joke from Jesselyn yesterday.

502
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Growing up, my family moved all the time, but now

503
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: they're all fat pieces. That's a norm joke. Usually as

504
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: jokes are very long and then the end it's like

505
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: someone's dead or molested. That one was just like one too,

506
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: and I really liked it. That's fine. Um, I'm trying

507
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: to think of like quick norm jokes, but there well

508
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: there's one that was like he's like, have you seen these?

509
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: I mean, I just there's so many of them that

510
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: I loved. This isn't the one that I love the most.

511
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: One I remembered first, but he's like, um, these Olympic

512
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: events they're getting crazy. I saw this guy run run

513
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: miles and then fish that was bad. Um. I yeah.

514
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: Chris and I were talking about like stand up jokes

515
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: are like just observations, and I really loved the one

516
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: like you said that, what was the one you had,

517
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: Chris that you were like about talking to people in

518
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Speaker 1: your car? Can you share it? Which is what like

519
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,959
Speaker 1: when you're you're like, I don't always, but I like

520
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: this one those memes that are like, I'm looking at

521
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: my favorite norm jokes right now, but those memes that

522
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: are like, I don't always do blah blah blah, but

523
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: when I do, I do mine was I don't always

524
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: when I communicate? What did I say? It's like I

525
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: don't always uh communicate with cars on the road, but

526
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: when I do, I talk like this and make emotions

527
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: with my pants and let little bits of volume come

528
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: out of my crawl down your gas tank. Your gas

529
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: tank is open, but you're not even whispering. You're just

530
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: like it's even worse. It's like, it's such a weird.

531
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: Why are you sort of talking like I sound like

532
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: Marley Matlin. Here's what, here's a good normal one. You

533
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: know with Hitler. The more I learned about that guy,

534
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: the more I don't care for him. Any stand up

535
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: jokes that like, you're a big fan of Kathy Griffin.

536
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: I know, And you put me on this spot about

537
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: remembering my voice coach with her? Are you kidding? No?

538
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: I once walked in on my parents having sex. It

539
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:09,959
Speaker 1: was the most embarrassing thirty minutes of my life. Now

540
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: I can't think of any isn't it funny? Like you

541
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: can consume stand up all the time, and you like,

542
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: even for me, I'll go to a whole entire show

543
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: and I'll laugh the whole time, and I won't remember

544
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: a single fucking joke, Like you can't re tell a

545
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: single joke, what you know. I've got a lot about this,

546
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: and it's and I've probably said this before, but bears

547
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: repeating that when you go to a stand up show.

548
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: That's why the opener is the most important joke, and

549
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: then the clothes the opener and the closer. The middle

550
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: does not matter, um, And if you're doing a special,

551
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: the end is actually the least important because people usually

552
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: don't even get to that anyway. The opener is always

553
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: the most important. People um in life understand the first

554
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: and last of something. And people usually remember jokes they

555
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: don't like versus the joke they liked the most, because evolutionarily,

556
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: it is more important for us to remember things that

557
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: cause us pain or cause us suffering so that we

558
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: don't eat that berry again, we don't travel down that

559
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: path that has a grizzly bear on it. That's going

560
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: to serve us more for survival than like remembering like

561
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: oh that made me feel like happy. What I'll remember

562
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: after this podcast is not remembering any norm joke exactly.

563
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: Here's another one. Here's another one. I love. It's um I.

564
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: D is a strange abbreviation. I is short for I

565
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: and D is short for identification. Oh god, it's is

566
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: it like for him? It's like delivery or the joke itself?

567
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: I can't really tell, because when you said that joke,

568
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: it's yeah. I loved his special, his latest quote unquote

569
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: special so much. I know that people that whole thing

570
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: where Spade and Letterman and Molly Shannon and Chappelle we're

571
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: all talking about it afterwards, and Sandler and Conan. That

572
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: was so uncomfortable, and I really did not like that.

573
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: But I liked the special so much, and I thought

574
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: it was so funny. I thought it did count as

575
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: a stand up special. I thought it was everything. It

576
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: was pretty much what bo Burnham did, like just without

577
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,239
Speaker 1: an audience and just quietly in his room. Like I

578
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: thought it was just as satisfying as a stand up special.

579
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: I really was like, this could be the new model.

580
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 1: Like I would watch someone just at their computer telling

581
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: jokes to a screen. I don't need to see crowd shots.

582
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear laughter to understand when I

583
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: should laugh. Like that stuff does help, and it even

584
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: helps me like laughter is contagious. Um. I think it

585
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: also helps that both of those guys like you could

586
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: do it and if there's a you know, like does

587
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: a few dozen comics that could do it, but you

588
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: kind of have to have the gravitas of a Bo

589
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: Burnham or a Norm McDonald like those guys. They're great,

590
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: incredible performers, so like, it can't just be anybody. The

591
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: stand up I hate is the stuff that is bolstered

592
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: by the audience, in the in the pauses and the

593
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: looks after they hit the punchline of yeah, and what's

594
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: essentially a laugh track. Yes, it's like those those comedians

595
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: that if you I'm someone who be able to know

596
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: I hate, if I get a big laugh, you will

597
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: notice I will step on the laughter because I just

598
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: feel so self indulgent, like writing it out and being like,

599
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: isn't that a gift I just gave you everyone, Because

600
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: as a comedian you are you can ride those waves

601
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: and you can abuse that if you I'm not trying

602
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: to brag, but if you watch my special and add

603
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: up the amount of words I say versus anyone else's hour.

604
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: I guarantee you it's not just because I talk fast.

605
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: It's because I'm not letting those moments like and probably

606
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: to my detriment, like some people like when things breathe

607
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: and like that, you don't you allow the audience to,

608
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: like the laughter to die down and then you take

609
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: a breath. I think it is so self indulgent. I

610
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: am someone I've never understood comedians who after a show

611
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: stand out wave and take it all in and walk

612
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: from the side of the stage Canada remember, yes, yes, yes,

613
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: But what I like what you do is you're out

614
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: of there. But I kind of assumed a lot of

615
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: this stuff is because it's just a natural part of

616
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: your personality to talk fast and get through things. But

617
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: I do like how you're not basking in it, like

618
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: like a bunch of other people do, and we know

619
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: who we know who they are. But what I do

620
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: like is you don't sit there and try to take

621
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: it all in in like that setting in front of everybody.

622
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: You go talk to people afterwards, So like that's what

623
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: that's what you like, kind of that one on one

624
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: interaction with people because you like a little bit more. Well,

625
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: I just don't. I feel like people know the But

626
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: I will say at the same time, when I went

627
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: to see Dave Matthews in the year two thousand and

628
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: I the best seats that I ever had, sixteen throw

629
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: at report he when he said good night, I wanted

630
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: him to stay out there so freaking long. So as

631
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: a fan I do. I just feel like I've already

632
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: done an hour and a half. These people are tired,

633
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: they want to get home. That's too much talking. Anyway,

634
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: I've overindulged in talking. I need to leave the stage.

635
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: These people need to get to their cars and get

636
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: the home and relieve the babysitter. And when you say

637
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,479
Speaker 1: an hour and a half, you really mean two hours

638
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: and fifteen minutes, right, like me talking an hour and

639
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 1: a half for the whole show itself. Yeah, but yeah,

640
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: sometimes you know, I've been at shows where you're where

641
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: you go to like two hours and it's funny the

642
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: whole time. It's that's too much, and I feel bad

643
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: that I do that. And that is me without taking

644
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: these long these comedians, I don't understand. It is just

645
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 1: a different that's the stop it. As an audience member,

646
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: like all these things that you're pointing out. It makes

647
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: sense to me now listening to you dissect it. But

648
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: when I'm at a comedy show and I've and I

649
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: like all the different comedians, even the ones that you

650
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: don't like, I'm too stupid to know their techniques, and

651
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm just there to enjoy the jokes

652
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: and the lefts I know. But as someone who knows

653
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: the tricks, it bugs me. I guess it's just like

654
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't if you were. It's like it's like anything

655
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: when you can see people within your profession not doing

656
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: it earnestly and not actually getting when you see that.

657
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: And I've used tricks before. I've admitted to this on

658
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: the podcast. There are definitely road hack tricks that like

659
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: every comedian does, laughing at your own joke, you know,

660
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: hitting your leg, acting like it's the first time you

661
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: say it. That's Chappelle thing of like, oh my god,

662
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: that's so funny, like everything. It's like it's it makes

663
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: everyone laugh, it makes me laugh. It tricks me, Like

664
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: there's these things that I utilize. I'm not a perfect person,

665
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: but I am. There is this thing in comedy that

666
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: I just I can't stand the gloating afterwards. And but

667
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 1: I will say that as a as a fan Dave Matthews.

668
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: When I lingered at that two thousand show, I got

669
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: on my seat and I everyone started going to their cars,

670
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: and Dave was still on the side of the stage

671
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: kind of still waving, and he saw me, and I

672
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: was one of the only ones still fucking jumping up

673
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: and down and waving, and he waved, he like waved

674
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: directly at me. And I had a moment with Dave

675
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: Matthews before the moment where I told him I was

676
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: in his fear, and also before the moment where I

677
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: told him that he should play a song that's fucky

678
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: and he did not like it. So this was my

679
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: the only good moment I've had with Dave Matthews was

680
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: in the year two thousand, like September night eleven, and Dave.

681
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: Dave definitely saw me in that matter to me that moment,

682
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: what's your what is like a favorite type of thing

683
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: the best he can do? Or does it a show?

684
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: Or like, what is what is the thing that you

685
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: like at the shows? After the shows right when you're

686
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: like when you are waving or whatever. I love and

687
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: I love you. I love when they cry. I love

688
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: when they shake. Some of them are very embarrassed because

689
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm shaking. This is like I love all

690
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: that because it's real. Like whatever is real for you,

691
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't care if what's real for you is like

692
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I kind of want to suck you. Like,

693
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: if that's real for you, say it like, don't touch me.

694
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: But like you can say whatever you want. I might go, well,

695
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to say. But like, you know,

696
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: as long as they're being honest, I don't want anyone

697
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: to try to beak. Just don't be just be yourself.

698
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: And that's what I Mrs Glaser. When your fans come

699
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: up to you, what are what are some of your

700
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: favorite sort of well, I do like when they don't

701
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: touch me, are hugged me. You don't like that. I

702
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: don't like hugs really from anybody, from strangers. No, you

703
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: don't like how back to my childhood. You've got a

704
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: lot of You've gotten a lot of attention from the

705
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: tv O. My god, No, not really, not really. No

706
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: people are I mean just a few people recognize me

707
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: and they're like, but if you were like actively online

708
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: and knew how to read your message requests and like

709
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: things like that. You would see you would be getting

710
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: flooded with stuff. That's where I get most of my

711
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: love is like d M S. And if you did

712
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: meet and greets after your grocery store it runs, you

713
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: would also be you should meet and do a little tour. Well,

714
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: I did get recognized the other day by this Kajari

715
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: old guy. I was like, oh god, he's like movie store.

716
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, what I saw you on a commerce herschel

717
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: or something. I know they always have your daughter. Well

718
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: that's see, that's not nice this movie star because they're

719
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: jealous and so they have to do the thing of like, oh,

720
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: you think you're big time. It's like, no, you think

721
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm big time. And that is why you're saying movie star.

722
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: You're jealous that you think that I think I'm better

723
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: than you when I don't think i'm better than you.

724
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: You are thinking that you that I think I'm better

725
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: than you because you were insecure that you could never

726
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: be on TV. And it is kind of your dream,

727
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: isn't it, you old cadream man, So you have to

728
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: say movie star. I don't think I'm a movie star.

729
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: You do, well, never been in a movie. I don't know.

730
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: Let's go to break, we'll be right back. Just get

731
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: I'll put you in one. Um, we'll be right back

732
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: with Van Brax. Welcome back to the show. No, my

733
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: mom during the break was like, I'm gonna go get

734
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: my coffee and no one goes. I think they're I

735
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: think they're actually Julie. I think there is a coffee

736
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: cup right now? Does she imitate everyone and has Chris?

737
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: What you do you gonna take? Chris? I don't, Yeah,

738
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:13,280
Speaker 1: glaze now you're you're great? No, no, really you're great.

739
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: Do you have to have something right, some sort of impression.

740
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: That's what was my impression, like having perfect yet you're great.

741
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: People don't may not know. Do people know how great

742
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: you are at two second impressions? Have you talked about

743
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: two second impressions on the people get a sense of

744
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: it on the show a little bit because it will

745
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: drop into it. He really can know how good you've

746
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: been at all that stuff. The thing is, I realize

747
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm so not as good at impressions as

748
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: Anya and cursing being around them and they're just cursory impressions.

749
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: They are so fucking good it's it's really insane how

750
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,879
Speaker 1: good they are, Like I could be better. You are

751
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: really good in my vocal range. Do do Aniston? If

752
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: always well for you? I will say that, Um. I can. Oh.

753
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: The other day, by the way, Melissa via signor Um,

754
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: she like was writing me and was like, I just

755
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: want to let you know, like your special was amazing,

756
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: you know, like she was like, she wrote me about

757
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: my special. It was very nice. And then she was like,

758
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: and I'm working on an impression of you. She's like,

759
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: like guys like I don't know, like old souls, it's

760
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: not a thing like she did, and it was very

761
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: flattering and it was actually really good, and I was like,

762
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: thank you. It's the first time someone's not done an

763
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: impression of me. That's like, God, I hate that, Like

764
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: every time someone doesn't impress on me. It sounds like

765
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: the guy from Love on the Spectrum season two where

766
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: he's like I can't find my sword. This is not

767
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: I lost my japing car Dard. This is not good.

768
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: Oh god, Dad wears my cloak and jagger. Um. I exactly.

769
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: He's very me like, um, but so my impression. The

770
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: thing I will say is that I don't do an

771
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: impression of Chris, but Chris's mannerisms have worked their way

772
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: into my stand up, Like any time you hear me

773
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 1: go and you know that's what you like? Kind of

774
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: jackpot that like jack that is something I've picked up

775
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: from Chris. Okay, yeah, that's good. You know what. I

776
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: think we're gonna do it like that is something I mean,

777
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: this goes back to fourteen where because I don't even

778
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: know if I'm doing that anymore. I don't think you are,

779
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: but I got that from you initially. It's funny because

780
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: I'm like when I when you do that on stage,

781
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's good. I like that. I like it. Yeah,

782
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: that's you. Have you have, Mr Glaser? Have you been

783
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: on the podcast before? I have no idea. Okay, so

784
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: people have like explored your relationship. Yes, wait, can I

785
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: just hold that button and do that? Yes? Um you can't. Yeah,

786
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: we've I wish we could explore it right now, but

787
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 1: we have to get the fan tracks, which is our

788
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: messages from besties about the show. And I'm really excited

789
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: for you guys to hear these. Actually, is there a

790
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: section for corrections and compliments? You know what? That's kind

791
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: of like a part of the voice messages, so they

792
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: can go onto our Instagram and they can send voice

793
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: memos to us through this link and like um and

794
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: and let and they let us know sometimes like hey,

795
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: you're talking about this and actually this was Yeah, So

796
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: like if you ever want to like write into the

797
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: show correction, but I can't do it on the show today. No,

798
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: you can do it right now. Okay, cool, you want

799
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: to start. I don't want to mess with fan fx

800
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: fan trax. You can. We can do a live fan trax. Um,

801
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: you can start. Let's get to fan Trax. Welcome to

802
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: fan Trax is the part of the show where we

803
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: hear from people, our listeners about the show, compliments, criticisms,

804
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: not really criticisms, but corrections. And we've got our first

805
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: one live here in studio. Let's do the other ones

806
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: because then I'll then I'll let's just hear the vibe

807
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: of them, and then i'll pepper mind I love that. Yeah, yeah,

808
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: let's get a sense of it. Let's do the first one. Okay,

809
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: let's start with India. Hi, Nikki, my name is India.

810
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm a long time listener here Big Fanny, you guys,

811
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: I was listening to your segment on gibberish, and I'm

812
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: so excited. I've been speaking Gibberish with my mother since

813
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: I was five years old. She's the only other person

814
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: I knew who knew about it, so I'm starting to

815
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: think she made it up until I heard you guys

816
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: talking about it. Um, I did want to chime in

817
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: the way that I have. UM best taught people how

818
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: to speak it. You had it right when you said

819
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: bring it up into syllables, but the best way after

820
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 1: that is that you add the good to the vowel

821
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: in each syllable. So my name India, like the country

822
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: is it again? Did the gu it again? Did the

823
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: the guy andrew it again? To the goo? Nikki ni

824
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: nigo with a guy? So adding the other good to

825
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,479
Speaker 1: the vowel vowels in each syllable has helped me teach people.

826
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: So you know, nobody picks it up except for me

827
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: my mom, which we use all the time. Anyway, big fan,

828
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: thank you guys to the gang, you the go with

829
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: the Gindi the guy and the guy with the guys

830
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: with the gunder, the girl, the gang, the gift you

831
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: the goo and again, but the or the gird You

832
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: think You've the gird, the ghost to the but the guy,

833
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: the little, the gain of the guests, of the God,

834
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: the gist of the get to the gang, the go

835
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: in that song, thank you India, thank you. Noah loved it. No.

836
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: I love when Noah has a bird. It's so cute

837
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: and it really is the best feel perfect. I can't

838
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: exactly how I feel when NICKI gets into these gibberish things,

839
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: because no matter how many times you explain it, my

840
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: brain just can't. Maybe now you can get it because

841
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: you add and no one knows several languages too, and

842
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: this could be your third Noah, Oh my god. No,

843
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: Nikki would never teach me that the guy with the

844
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: goods that's the gats that the guy with the to

845
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: the doctor, the gup, the gout green vass. Did you

846
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: did you make this up with Kirsten? No. This we

847
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: learned on spring break from some boys that we met

848
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: on the beach. Boy, it was before I met you, Chris,

849
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: before I met you. I didn't that boys, I promise

850
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: I didn't talk that to those boys and and anyone

851
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: I met in springbreak in high school. We know from

852
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: me having Daniel the bestie on the show a guy.

853
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: I met one of the Alabama boys. We met in

854
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: spring break. I was not hooking up with boys. There

855
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: was no hanky panky going on. If anything, there was

856
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: like the hokey pokey going on and we were dancing

857
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: to that. That was the most day I was not

858
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: grinding on anyone. I was like, maybe going to grind coffee.

859
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: Have you used that joke? That's good? We bring you

860
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: need to bring that to remind me of that you

861
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: should do all right? Are you ready for your one

862
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: or do you want to get I'll do a I'll

863
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: do a correction, and then later I'll do a correction

864
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 1: and a compliment. One correction yesterday I was I chose

865
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: accuracy over what I actually felt during something on the

866
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: that we talked about on the podcast, And you were like,

867
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: what do you You didn't say it was a great show,

868
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I saw. I said, this

869
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: is great television, and yes, your show f Boy Island

870
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: is a great television show. You're the best host of

871
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: any rally show I've ever seen. I've watched a lot

872
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: of reality TV. You were by far the best best host.

873
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: You do things that no host has ever done in

874
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 1: your in your funny, and you're saying things that people

875
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: at home would want, would be thinking or saying, or

876
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: like the funny version of those things. So I just

877
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: want to clarify. I could tell that it didn't sit

878
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: right with you, and it's true. It is a great

879
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 1: TV show and you're great at it. Thank you. First correction,

880
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. No, are you still there because you

881
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: just want to blank on the screen. Oh yeah, I'm

882
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: still here. And on that note, and I play a

883
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: voicemail about F Boy Yes please, okay, yeah, thank you, Chris,

884
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 1: thank you baby. Hello, it's Besty bad boy re Re.

885
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: I love you, Noah, Nikki and Andrew so much. I

886
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 1: um started some F boy drama. I was stumbling upon

887
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: Nikki's stories and then I started watching that you know

888
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: that Q comedian on F Boy Island. Ever get his name,

889
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: but that guy and I clicked on me and I

890
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: was like, let's see what this gorgeous girl is doing.

891
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: And she was live. So I started watching the live

892
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: and I commented, Peter gives me small d energy and

893
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: she started uncontrollably laughing, and I was shocked, and everyone

894
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: was saying, you have to you know, you can't say

895
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: anything and alive, and she had also confirmed that she's

896
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 1: not with Peter. Girl, I'm just starting of trauma and

897
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: I sincerely apologized, but you know, I'm living my grandma

898
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: life here in the suburbs of Chicago and it was

899
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: an accident. Nikki, please get on live again. I just

900
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: to listen to you, sat Taylor Swift and not stirrup

901
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: f boy Island. But you know, tell that comedian Dan

902
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: need to hit me up if anything, Benedict, I think, Um, okay,

903
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: who is this bad boy reread? Is that what he said?

904
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 1: His name was? Yes, um, bad boy, you are so cute.

905
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 1: I fucking love you and I want to be friends

906
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: with you. Um did you say he gives you small

907
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: dick energy? Because Peter is an Asian man or is

908
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: it something else? Because not a fan of that stereotype.

909
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm kind of not a fan of any of that

910
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: shaming sort of situation at all anywhere. This man seems

911
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: like he the way he's talking, he seems like he

912
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: might know about penises. Yeah, so I feel like he

913
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: has a right to kind of maybe say that stuff

914
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: more because he has one. I don't like when girls

915
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: do it, but for some reason, when gay guys do it.

916
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: It's not my favorite, but that's I'm not shaming you,

917
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: big boy. Really I appreciate it. I mean, let's be honest.

918
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: This guy's got his this guy has he's punching down,

919
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,320
Speaker 1: which right, well, he also said he's a grandma on

920
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: the suburbs of Chicago. He's maybe he was having a

921
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: bad day and like needed like was maybe I get

922
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: it and listen and this he did not mean to

923
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: sturb drama. But what about Peter is like that though

924
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: I don't I don't. I don't think that necessarily that's

925
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I think it might just be. But

926
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: to me, the height he has total b d E

927
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: to me, um, Peter, what because could it be the

928
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: high thing? Because Peter and the cameras kind of blurred out,

929
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: like the high difference between me and is very tall.

930
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Me is like five eleven and Peter's probably I'm hepe

931
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: blind as you know, thank God, I know. Um, but

932
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: I'm guessing Peter's like five nine ten. I don't know,

933
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: but he literally could be six too. I don't like

934
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: that's it's not gonna seems smaller than most of the

935
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: other guys out there. I would say that he's probably

936
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: five eight, but I actually maybe I don't know anything,

937
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: but as as a lady who's been with shorter guys

938
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with with just you know,

939
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: spiritually like been standing next to one thing that when

940
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: I feel they're penis scene, I didn't expect. I love

941
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: my fans, that's a nice, great nat come on. Um.

942
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: One thing I didn't expect was to like so many

943
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,439
Speaker 1: of the guys on the show. I know, aren't they nice?

944
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: A few of them are just like these guys are great.

945
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: They're like funny, they're like so natural and so like

946
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: so much of themselves and you just don't expect. You

947
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: think they're all just going to be a bunch of

948
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,919
Speaker 1: d bags, but so much of them are like cool Mercedes,

949
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: like Mercedes, who is the biggest f boy, and like

950
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: you watch him and you just go, God, this fucking snake,

951
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: you know what, There's something endearing about him. Remember when

952
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: Lukaj during the Man Splin comes out as bisexual and

953
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: announces that he has attracted to Mercedes. Mercedes is a

954
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: very straight man, and I was very scared during that

955
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: moment on the show that Mercedes was going to like

956
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: be like that's some gay ship. Don't fucking involve me

957
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: in that, and like lash out because I had heard

958
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: rumors that Mercedes had sort of a temper kind of thing,

959
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: which was addressed on the show and which we saw

960
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: on the show. So I was very nervous about that,

961
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: but I love there was something that made me love

962
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: Mercedes so much when he just goes, I like you,

963
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: I like you too, lukas well, thanks Lukaj, and then

964
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 1: he con just eat accepted it. He didn't have this

965
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: like a lot of and I know that in black

966
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: culture there is a lot of like anything gay is

967
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: like fuck you like it's it's it's different. I've I've

968
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: heard that. Maybe I'm totally off base, but I've heard that,

969
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: you know, that's why the downlow exists, like men are

970
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: not able to be openly gay or like you know,

971
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: even a little bit stigma. Yes, And so I even

972
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 1: and he was able to take that and handle that situation.

973
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: He seems like the the smoothest person alive alive for sure.

974
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: And you know what, as much as I'm like, I

975
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: don't like how he you know, talk to people, you know,

976
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: wh when he calls people a fucking idiot or calls

977
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: him goofy and like it's just like I'm you know,

978
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm fifty point lead. I didn't like all that. There's

979
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: something about me that goes this gut. This kid has

980
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: been told he's a fucking I need a lot in

981
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: his life, and I feel sad for him, but that

982
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: doesn't excuse it. But there's something I can something hearing

983
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: things about the F boy. I think to be an

984
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: F boy, you have to be to be an F

985
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: boy at the at the level that those guys are,

986
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: there has to be something a little bit broken about you, right,

987
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: like you to to need all the stands for fragile.

988
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's really good. Who music leaser? Who are

989
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: some of your favorite F boy Do you remember any

990
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: of their names? Like? Are there guys you're rooting for

991
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: that You're like, I already she loved the comedian Benedict, which,

992
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: by the way, Benedict, but I don't see the last one, Benedict.

993
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: If you come, I'm only keeping one toward date UM

994
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: because I'm getting vocal surgery UM in early September. I'm

995
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: only keeping one date. I'm kind of clearing my schedule,

996
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: so there's going to be rescheduling for a lot of shows. Um,

997
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: but September two in Vegas. I am keeping that. I

998
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: thought I thought I was. I didn't even realize it

999
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: was a date that anyway, September two in Vegas, if

1000
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: you come to see me, you will see Benedict Pelosi

1001
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: for me. So it's going to be an f boys show.

1002
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to have him on the show. I

1003
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: think people are going to be so excited to watch

1004
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: him because we you're so funny on the show, and

1005
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: we wanted to get a chance to see but I

1006
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: want to get a chance to see a stand up

1007
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 1: I know from experience that the way you're portrayed on

1008
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 1: reality TV isn't necessarily the way you are in real life.

1009
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: But I think Benedict came off every I'm rooting for

1010
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: him big time in all in every single situation. Yeah,

1011
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: he seems like a really good guy. Picked him from

1012
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: the get go, Well, I have a nice guy, honestly,

1013
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: I liked him well that kind of A did a

1014
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: Q and A the other day on Instagram and it

1015
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: was something about like, you know, uh, tell some jokes

1016
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: about the show or something, and he was like nicky

1017
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: glazer Um gave the as the energy of um a

1018
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: substitute teacher who would try to suck your dad or

1019
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: something like that, and I was like, I was just

1020
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: having a bad morning. I was like in a depressed mood,

1021
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, this guy's calling me old, like

1022
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck your dad, Like why why wouldn't I

1023
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: try to fund my students? Like I was offended that

1024
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: he was like making like, you know, just and then

1025
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: someone was like, but he said substitute teacher, that kind

1026
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: of means younger. And I was like looking at as

1027
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm old, and I was just like, funck this, and

1028
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: I was mad, and so I wrote underneath it, um, oh,

1029
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 1: thanks for laughing after all of your punchlines, so we

1030
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 1: know went to laugh otherwise we wouldn't know or something

1031
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: like that because he has the comedian that he does

1032
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: this really great laugh And honestly, I was just lashing out.

1033
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: And then I took a shower and I was like

1034
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: still kind of like fucking mad about it and being

1035
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: like I'm old because I woke up on the wrong

1036
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,479
Speaker 1: side of the fucking bed, my craftmatic adjustable bed because

1037
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: I'm old, and I was like, how do I do that? Oh?

1038
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: My good and so I wrote to him and I said, Benedict,

1039
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: that was so uncalled for. I just erased the comment.

1040
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: He goes, why did you raise that? That was the

1041
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: best thing ever that's ever happened to me. You roasted me.

1042
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: I took so much events to it though, because I

1043
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 1: was having a bad day and and the reason he's

1044
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: opening for me now is because I was like, I'm

1045
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: just mad at you for because of my own ship,

1046
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, come open for me, like, so

1047
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: it was kind of beautiful that this thing where I got.

1048
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: And I appreciate any of these guys anyone talking about me. Ever,

1049
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: I swear to God, even if you say something bad

1050
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: about me, I appreciate it because it's acknowledging I exist,

1051
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: which is also is my what I want essentially, you know.

1052
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: And it was it was a playful joke. I roasted

1053
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: these guys so fucking hard every night when they like

1054
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: had their these they were like everyone like, I posted

1055
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: a joke last night that I did and people were like, oh,

1056
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: the guys, their reaction to it wasn't that great. And

1057
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, they put up with so much ship. They

1058
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: would come out for these elimination rounds and they were

1059
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: like so tense and like they're worried about the show,

1060
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: their in love with this girl. And I'm like, oh

1061
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: my my period is tonight, and you guys look like

1062
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: you're farting a lot. Like they were just like oh God,

1063
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: like can we not? That's a good point. You are

1064
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: kind of mean to them. So I'm going to take

1065
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: back what I had to say. It's not a good show.

1066
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: Final thought. Let's next, next man Fras. Okay, let's go

1067
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: with Aaron. Hey, Nikki, Andrew and Noah. This is bestie

1068
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: Aaron from Charleston, South Carolina. UM, I have a suggestion

1069
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: maybe for uh, I don't know, maybe just like a

1070
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: good game or short segment of like lies parents told

1071
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: us as kids that you learned later on into adulthood,

1072
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: We're just so not true. Um. One of what one

1073
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: of mine is when I was younger, I desperately wanted

1074
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: to try out for American Idol and I am a

1075
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: terrible singer. Um, this memory just came back. I was

1076
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: belt in the lyrics to You and I Both by

1077
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: Jason raz And Yeah, that was one that I used

1078
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: to record myself into my Pink Razor and my poor family. Um,

1079
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: it got to the point where they told me that

1080
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: it was impolite to sing indoors, so if I wanted

1081
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: to practice my vocals, I had to do it in

1082
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: the backyard. And to I mean, well, into my adulthood,

1083
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: I thought that it was horribly rude to break into

1084
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: song indoors. Anyways, Yeah, there's a lot, but I love

1085
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: you guys so much, um, and I would love to

1086
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: hear your versions of what your parents told you. Uh

1087
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: signing off you and I both, Jason Mraz Um, I

1088
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: love you so much. First of all, I sang you

1089
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: and I both with Jason Miraz at that show in

1090
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: San Diego, and I love it so much because you

1091
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: and I. Yeah, but it starts. Was it you who

1092
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: spoke the words that things would happen just so? To me, well,

1093
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: things both. This is so rude. I'm singing indoors. Um.

1094
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: I had a similar thing to this when I remember

1095
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: singing in front of you and Dad at one point,

1096
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: and you guys said, you know where you should sing

1097
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: is the bathroom because the acoustics are better, And so

1098
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: you sent me away to the bathroom and I was

1099
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: in there, and I realized as I was in there,

1100
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: I put it together that they wanted to watch the

1101
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: TV show they were watching, and they wanted me to

1102
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: get out of the red out of there because it

1103
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: does have great acoustics. It's that's it's true. It's true.

1104
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: I love this question. We've done we've done it on

1105
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: our show before, and somebody texted in our show and

1106
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: I love this one so much. So obviously, like the

1107
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: you know, every summer, the ice Cream Man comes around

1108
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: and it's like it's hell for parents apparently, I don't know,

1109
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: you know, like brandowners. Yeah, it's just like but it's

1110
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: also like disrupts the entire family. They do it at

1111
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: dinner time and all this stuff. And somebody in like

1112
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: you know, Columbia, Illinois or something, Breeze or something, said

1113
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: that their parents told them that when they heard the

1114
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: ice Cream Man song, it meant they were out of

1115
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 1: ice cream. That is so so they only played this

1116
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: song when they're Oh my god, that is brilliant. That's

1117
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: pretty brilliant. I'm trying to think of one's stand for

1118
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: me was a huge, huge, I mean we went to

1119
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: to this day about it. Well, we wanted you were

1120
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: so in love with Santa and the Easter Bunny and

1121
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was just like I liked him, like, yeah,

1122
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: you were in love with him. My favorite, one of

1123
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: my favorite things that it's that I've ever witnessed was

1124
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: at Nikki at Lauren's wedding. Nikki did a whole big

1125
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: speech and part of her speech was, you know, Lauren

1126
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: did everything before me, and like, obviously Lauren got married

1127
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: before you, and Lauren does all these things before me.

1128
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 1: She's doing this before me, but run because she's my

1129
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: younger sister. Yeah, because she's my younger sister. And she

1130
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: found out that Santa Claus wasn't real before me, which

1131
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: is like embarrassing, but at what they were kids at

1132
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 1: the wedding, so they found out I found out from

1133
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: my fucking best woman's speech or whatever the funk it was.

1134
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: Who cares they were crying in the bathroom. Honestly, it's

1135
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: better than you know now because later on they're going

1136
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: to feel so disappointed when they're in fifth grade and

1137
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: they finally find out that Santa isn't real. It was

1138
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: a tough revelation for you. What about you, Mrs Glazier,

1139
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: because you would have had things that were from like, no,

1140
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: she existed. She was one of ten. They didn't. They

1141
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 1: there was some hard truth. If anything, they didn't lie

1142
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: to her. They was they never told you remember anything

1143
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: like something they told us that would have been. We

1144
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: just gave several examples. Yeah, I know, not really. They

1145
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: really never talked to you. They never really they didn't know.

1146
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: My mom would just run around the neighborhood and like,

1147
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: it is a miracle you weren't molested, And I think

1148
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: maybe I was. It was like the seventies though, So

1149
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 1: were there any like old times where they like it,

1150
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: don't get don't get hig in your own supply. No.

1151
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 1: When I was really young, I mean I was five

1152
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: and six, my mother said, you never met a stranger.

1153
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, god damn it, Mom, you let

1154
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: me sit at the bus stop and go home with

1155
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 1: strangers and go get a cookie. But what she meant

1156
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: was you never met like everyone was your friend, and

1157
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: that is what she meant. But what she should be

1158
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: saying is don't talk to strangers. But it said she

1159
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: was like, you love strangers, and we just let you

1160
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: go off with any strangers. Did I knew everyone on

1161
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: our street. I've been in their head intimately. The one

1162
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: thing that and they've been in you intimately. I will say.

1163
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: The one thing that I remember my mom telling me

1164
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: as a young kid, and I've said this before, is

1165
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: that if you go we lived on a river, Nikki,

1166
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: if you go down to the river, had to I said,

1167
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: you will die. So Miami, you go across that street,

1168
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: you will fall down and you it wasn't you might die,

1169
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: you will you will ever see us again. I had

1170
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: to scare that. That's what she would say to me.

1171
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: I had to do it. But I think that was

1172
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 1: like like the undertone of your entire relationship with your mom,

1173
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: like through your childhood. Because you're dangerous was your first word,

1174
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: and like everything was out together. We moved on a

1175
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: white water river and she could have died, but hey,

1176
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:24,479
Speaker 1: she's not wrong. Could have died. But then the Ira

1177
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: way of my dad would come home from work and

1178
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 1: want to go kayaking and go, Nick, come, let's go

1179
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: in the canoe. Well that was fish and I would go, yes,

1180
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,919
Speaker 1: that's why you hate me wanting to climb out. That's

1181
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 1: like there was this one time. There was this one

1182
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: time that I was with Sabrina Julie's walking in Brooklyn

1183
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: and we came across these little girls that were probably

1184
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: like four years old, two little girls four years old,

1185
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: and they were on Razor scooters, their little Razor scooters,

1186
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: and they were going so fast and they were busy

1187
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: busy roads, I mean, and these girls definitely shouldn't have

1188
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 1: been out. They got out and they just like went

1189
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: on a little adventure just you know, probably a couple

1190
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: of blocks from their apartment. But I started chasing them

1191
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: because they were going so fast, and I was like,

1192
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: these girls don't have a chap around. There's no one inside.

1193
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm just kidding. So I went

1194
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: and I and I and I chased them because I

1195
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: was like I need to find out where they're going.

1196
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: And these girls, no one's watching. So I chased them.

1197
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: They went back to their house. I went up to

1198
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: the door and I was like, were you or I

1199
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: on the street. I was like, girls, are is anyone?

1200
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: Are you with anyone? They were like our mom our

1201
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: babysitters inside. And so I went up to the porch

1202
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, these girls got out in there.

1203
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 1: She was like ohsh and she seemed to be alarmed,

1204
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: and um but I no, no, actually they said she's inside.

1205
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: And the girls went inside and through the screen door.

1206
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: I said, girls, if you ever do that again. And

1207
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: Sabrina witnessed this, and this was before I put together

1208
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: my mom's kind of like weird warnings for me. I said,

1209
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: if you ever do that again, you will die. Didn't

1210
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: these are very These were roads that were like I'm

1211
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: not getting you, like Manchester Road, like four miles right

1212
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 1: outside their door, and I go, you will die. And

1213
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: I went back to the street after I said that.

1214
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: These girls are looking at me through the screen door

1215
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 1: that they've run inside because a woman was chasing them.

1216
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 1: And they're in the screen door just like look at me,

1217
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: like shaking like and I go, you will die. Do

1218
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: not ever go out without an adult ever, ever? Ever?

1219
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: And I went back to the street and Sabrina and

1220
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: her wife Shawna, We're just like, Nikki, what was that?

1221
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: That was really disturbing And they were both like that

1222
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 1: was And I was like, what was wrong with Like

1223
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: I had no idea what I had done. And they

1224
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: were like, you told them they would die if they

1225
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 1: go outside. And I was like, but yeah, because that's

1226
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 1: going to scare them from going out and doing something

1227
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: where they'll die. I mean, we've come full circle. You

1228
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: cannot do K two, you will die twenty five percent chance.

1229
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we gotta go. Um, thank you so

1230
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: much for watching the show listening to the show. Have

1231
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: such a great weekend, don't, Pika and Jack you join

1232
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: her Curtsey Andrews roots brother