WEBVTT - Top Stories of 2025: Part 2

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<v Speaker 1>Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special year end

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Ally's Geist.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna do an ad lib there.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to think of what was a like

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<v Speaker 3>a year end thing, but I didn't know how to do.

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<v Speaker 2>All old, all acquaint and be for you know the words?

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<v Speaker 4>No one knows the words?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know the words for all the part?

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone knows?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that part. I don't think that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's something something acquaintance.

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<v Speaker 2>But you forgot out of me? What he said? All

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<v Speaker 2>but what but we broke acquaintance be forgot? Let's see

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<v Speaker 2>is that the lyric? Should old acquaintance be forgot? All acquaintance?

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<v Speaker 2>Ship all? I don't know ship all? About the song?

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<v Speaker 2>And what is an old lay zion? I know we must.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just admit this song's trash doo dooo what it's

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Scottish song. Uh yeah. It's often heard at

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<v Speaker 2>funerals and graduations. See it.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably it had more meaning before Americas just started screaming

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<v Speaker 3>a drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>It makes a lot more sense at funerals.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. This song poses a rhetorical question, is it right

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<v Speaker 3>for old times to be forgotten? The answer is generally

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<v Speaker 3>interpreted as a call to remember long standing friendships.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so don't know what an old lady sweet

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<v Speaker 2>way to say goodbye to the year and hold out

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<v Speaker 2>to the new year. Oh, the war crimes we forgot? Hey, hey, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we we're against those now. We're against those now who

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<v Speaker 2>did them? Don't worry about it? What party are the

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<v Speaker 2>context matters? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a podcast where you take a deep dive

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<v Speaker 1>into america shared consciousness and for the end of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>we like to dive into the year that was and

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<v Speaker 1>ask the question for should.

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<v Speaker 2>All old acquaintance be forgot? When those acquaintance are news

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<v Speaker 2>stories that tortured our soul. My name is Jack O'Brien

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my

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<v Speaker 2>co host, mister Miles. Yes, yes, thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. I am still in a bathrobe.

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<v Speaker 3>I considered recording this laying down to give people the

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<v Speaker 3>energy as the energy that you will.

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<v Speaker 5>You can you can't. I can't hear that. You can

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<v Speaker 5>hear what I'm laying out, you can tell you I

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<v Speaker 5>can hear when when. When Jack is reading a really

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<v Speaker 5>brutal story, he starts clutching his face and hand, just like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh God, God, God.

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<v Speaker 2>What definitely here that you be laying down?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's this okay, lay down challenge. We'll see if

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<v Speaker 3>you hear me next time.

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<v Speaker 2>The sea on the side of my face. We're joined

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<v Speaker 2>by the man behind the zoom chat from parts unknown.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been called the Silent Majority. What a weird nickname

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<v Speaker 2>to give yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, having an off day that day, you don't have

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<v Speaker 5>to call me. I won't quit, I won't quit, don't

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<v Speaker 5>quit quick making threats.

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<v Speaker 2>And stop, won't stop? All right? So this is where

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<v Speaker 2>we are counting down the top fifteen stories of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen through eleven. A bunch of fucking bangers. Yeah, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>We got the Gorilla Verse Man Gorillas Verse Man yep.

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<v Speaker 2>That was eleven. We got My Name is Chad? That

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<v Speaker 2>was You're going all out order? That was thirteen. We

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<v Speaker 2>got the Sandwich Assassin that was fourteen. We got La

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<v Speaker 2>Boo Boo fifty and twelve the widow Our Did we

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Did we do it in that order? Anyways? No? No? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So this is this is where we count down the

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<v Speaker 2>top stories of the year. How are we ranking them?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they the best stories, our favorite, yeah sure, bringing

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<v Speaker 2>them by annoyance.

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<v Speaker 3>We ranked them in a similar methodology to how FIFA

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<v Speaker 3>gives out the Peace Award, and that you won't really know,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's kind of us and our It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you know, time man of the Year, where people

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<v Speaker 2>are like, do they like Hitler? It's like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>is just the man of the year. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people are talking about this Hitler. Humh Yeah, people gotta

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<v Speaker 2>say number one, number one with a bullet. No, these

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<v Speaker 2>are just the stories that gave us the most joy

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<v Speaker 2>or pain one of the two. Not so not. We

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<v Speaker 2>we tried to. We did say, like in the last episode,

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<v Speaker 2>we tried to in Pain, Sunshine and Rain singer too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we wanted to avoid the real, real heavy ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I said so much sundowning. Oh yeah, the sun.

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<v Speaker 3>Down and pain, Trump Sundown and Rain.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, and we might get to that in

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<v Speaker 2>this in this countdoxt this very episode. It's it's entirely possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Although I think Brian was talking about me when you

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<v Speaker 2>talked about Sundown.

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<v Speaker 4>No, this is just this the sundown episode, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Sundown it is this does always feel like the part

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<v Speaker 2>the time the year, because we're doing three days at

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<v Speaker 2>this point, no longer the two, which we said too

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<v Speaker 2>few recordings. We're adding a third recording every day. And

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<v Speaker 2>you may notice that at this time of year, words

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<v Speaker 2>start getting left out, words start getting added in our limit. Huh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're a little bit more incoherent. So if you ever

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to know what it was like to hear us

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<v Speaker 2>record drunk, this is like, you know, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like recalling all all of this ship that happened over

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<v Speaker 4>the We're.

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<v Speaker 2>Old story, it happened this year.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because so much boofy shit happens.

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<v Speaker 2>In a year. And I'm going to say, we've been

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<v Speaker 2>going back through these, I've been like, okay, and this

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<v Speaker 2>one I think happened in back in February, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you go back and it's like September. Yeah, so there

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<v Speaker 2>might be a bunch of stories we're leaving out from

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of the year. But guess what. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>time does. Time's the best editor. It cuts out all

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<v Speaker 2>the riff raft. So we got a couple of bankers

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<v Speaker 2>bangars from the early part of the year. I think

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<v Speaker 2>our number one is from the early part of the year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, a lot of more recent ones. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>start off with an honorable Menshi didn't make the Top fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just the keep trying, keep trying though the team.

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<v Speaker 2>The selection committee was like, god, love, we'd love to

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<v Speaker 2>include them, love to include Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey

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<v Speaker 2>in our top fifteen. Yeah, superducer Victor is demanding a recount. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well he just broke a window with the fuck Victor

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<v Speaker 2>settled in. Yeah, that's your own house, dude, I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>pay for that. This was big news when Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 2>announced her engagement to human Oak Tree Travis Kelcey, and

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<v Speaker 2>people were, you know, mad and happy for the various

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<v Speaker 2>reasons that people get mad and happy about every Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>Swift piece of news. My main thing with this one

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<v Speaker 2>was the way that the right respond to this immediately

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<v Speaker 2>being like, oh, he's gonna put a baby in her Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben Shah Ben Shapiro, in his everlasting quest to like

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<v Speaker 2>have mainstream cultural relevancy, couldn't get that FYC, couldn't get

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<v Speaker 2>that four year consideration campaign to give him a nomination

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<v Speaker 2>for the Golden Globes, despite wearing very cool sunglasses at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the year wage jacket. Jacket. Yeah, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>this is on ironically an excellent thing. Oh god, I

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<v Speaker 2>hope many other single people follow their example. And then

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie Kirk back to date this one a little bit, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>founder of Turning Point USA, said he hoped Swift and

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<v Speaker 2>Kelsey have lots of kids and end up very happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you end up very happy. Who says? I

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<v Speaker 2>hope you end up happy like Taylor Swift might go

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<v Speaker 2>from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter, and

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<v Speaker 2>we should celebrate that. We should have more children than

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<v Speaker 2>she has houses, or she should have more children than

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<v Speaker 2>she has houses. Okay. He implored her to reject feminism, adding,

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<v Speaker 2>submit to your husband, Taylor, you are not in charge,

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<v Speaker 2>oh boy.

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<v Speaker 3>And yet look at them no, nowhere, nowhere near pregnant gregnant?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's wrong? You are keeping close tabs on that month?

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<v Speaker 2>I am, I do? They haven't been married yet, they're

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<v Speaker 2>not together as man and wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying, then you're not really about that ship then, dude, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you should be having a baby out of wedlock.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I don't know what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>you should just be singing songs. I would actually not

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<v Speaker 2>be surprised if they haven't had sex, because that album

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<v Speaker 2>that she released where she has like songs about how

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<v Speaker 2>good his penises, Yeah, how that would work? How just

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<v Speaker 2>like heroic and wonderful his penises like that? That's so horny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like, I don't know, I think this is

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<v Speaker 2>the benefit of a long distance relationship. Maybe is that

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<v Speaker 2>she's just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like are do people blame her for the Chiefs not

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<v Speaker 3>doing well this season? Like has that boomerang come.

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<v Speaker 2>Around well last season? Like better than they had any

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<v Speaker 2>right doing last season? I feel like people probably can't

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<v Speaker 2>quite blame them. I think did they win a championship

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<v Speaker 2>with her in the picture? I forget like when they

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<v Speaker 2>got together, But I don't even know. I wish anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>they are having a tough they're having a tough go

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<v Speaker 2>of it more we feel very sorry for them. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just it's wild that the right is so hungry

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<v Speaker 2>for a like media win and media relevancy that they

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<v Speaker 2>are trying to draft Taylor Swift's unborn children onto their team.

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<v Speaker 5>They to yeah, yeah, it doesn't feel very racial draft

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<v Speaker 5>like any other rich white children running around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking cool like if Sydney Sweeney hooked or something Apple

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<v Speaker 3>Apple Martin, Apple Martin, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, dude, she's she's like all already and ship yeah

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<v Speaker 2>shake her.

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<v Speaker 4>Debut and Antifa. Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>What was your what was your dream? Your wish? Casting

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<v Speaker 2>for the right, it was sweet like Chuck late L

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<v Speaker 2>or some UFC fighter. They'd be like, yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>She's just pregnant with a black eye all the time,

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<v Speaker 5>the baby blacky.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's what they want.

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<v Speaker 2>Genetic. Yeah, all right, onto the actual number ten on

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<v Speaker 2>our list, and we're cracking the top ten. Hold onto

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<v Speaker 2>your butts, folks, because it is Pete Haig Seth. In

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<v Speaker 2>a few short months, maybe even one month, went from

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<v Speaker 2>calling all the generals together for what a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people were worried was going to be, like we're starting

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<v Speaker 2>World War three, boys, we're taking it back. It's retro.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cool, we're going to do it, and instead he

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<v Speaker 2>just like gave a long rambling speech. Actually it was

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<v Speaker 2>like it wasn't rambling. I shouldn't say that. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a long, very practice speech, including pauses for laughter and

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<v Speaker 2>collapse and for like uproarious applause that just were filled

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<v Speaker 2>with room tone and silence is like the buzzing of

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<v Speaker 2>the av equipment.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all the crickets even died.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the crickets all killed themselves at the first five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes of his speech. And I don't know why I get.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess like, when you're kind of drunk and flying

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<v Speaker 2>off of whatever he's on, you're not doing a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of like what would the audience think? You know, that

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<v Speaker 2>pure impulse. And so he's up there giving a speech

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<v Speaker 2>about how his audience are all fat fucks, like fat jobs,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he's expecting them to be like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He's definitely like he was middling even when he was enlisted,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean, And now I think all

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<v Speaker 3>those people like this guy sucks, and now he's dictating

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<v Speaker 3>to us the policies are of the Department of War.

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<v Speaker 2>He definitely like yeah. It was always like, there's not

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<v Speaker 2>going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be women because they're weak, bro, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>Like they got to get out of here too.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just gonna be bro vers, bro, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. And we can use.

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<v Speaker 3>Slurs, we can fucking assault people like violently, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean, because that's how we're going to harden

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<v Speaker 3>the soldiers. Yeah, it was a very fucking I think

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<v Speaker 3>what start off as terrifying because you're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>why is every like you know, a higher up officer

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<v Speaker 3>in the military being summoned to one place? Is this

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<v Speaker 3>a purge or an announcement of some like crazy military campaign,

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<v Speaker 3>And like, oh, it's worse because it's this moron who's

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<v Speaker 3>doing a raw ross speech that went absolutely nowhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but also not quite as bad because it does

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<v Speaker 2>seem like everybody fucking hates him and that the kind

0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.000
<v Speaker 2>of gon is like not you know, not on board.

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<v Speaker 2>Depends on what day. He did help with morale though,

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<v Speaker 2>when he uh proceeded soon after that to kill a

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<v Speaker 2>boat full of people, not the first time that that happened,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's.

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<v Speaker 3>No at the bottom of this, people like close to

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred people have been killed so far with all

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<v Speaker 3>these quote unquote narco terrorist boat strikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they followed a boat and were like those look

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<v Speaker 2>like drug people. I know a drug person when I

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<v Speaker 2>see it you And from his speech to the Pentacon

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<v Speaker 2>you could tell that he's always right about these sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of things. And then they shot the boat with a

0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.360
<v Speaker 2>missile exploded it from front to bad. The whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>was a ball of flame, and then there were two

0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:40.160
<v Speaker 2>people clinging to debris. And then he ordered that they

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<v Speaker 2>go back and kill those people, which was pretty clear

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<v Speaker 2>cut war crime.

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<v Speaker 3>And no, that's not what I said. I said kill

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<v Speaker 3>them all and don't leave any life. He decided to

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<v Speaker 3>go back. I just said kill them all, kill them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and then he he proceeded to consolidate his

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<v Speaker 2>grass up on all these generals by throwing an admiral

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<v Speaker 2>who was taking orders from him completely under the buff

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<v Speaker 2>as Miles reference, not a good look.

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<v Speaker 3>What's so disorienting about the boat strike story is just

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<v Speaker 3>the inconsistent application of the definition of war crime. Maybe yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just like it is so fucking convenient that it's like, well,

0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't like heg seth. So that's that's any other

0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.960
<v Speaker 3>war crimes that were committed under our watch. It depends

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<v Speaker 3>on if I like the guy or if I can

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<v Speaker 3>use it like rhetorically.

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<v Speaker 4>Otherwise, you know, fame flexible.

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<v Speaker 5>Most of the term narco terrorism because to me, the

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<v Speaker 5>biggest narco terrorists are the United States government. Sure, they've

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<v Speaker 5>waged so much terrorism on their own people and never

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<v Speaker 5>admit it that it was a thing. So that's nice progress.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we were released some files that kind of

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<v Speaker 3>implied that, but I'm not gonna admit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Wow, it's kind of the gist there.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's what's always really fucking like every time

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<v Speaker 3>I hear that, it's it's really disorienting, and that's a

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<v Speaker 3>war crime and that should not happen. And you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>please review all of the policies of the United States

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<v Speaker 3>if we're being serious here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but definitely shouldn't. And yeah, great, welcome to the team. Brother,

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<v Speaker 2>glad you're noticing this for the first time. Should apply

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<v Speaker 2>across the board. But hey, it is a bit like

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<v Speaker 2>people being like, I don't like Donald Trump because he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't even try to get away with it. He just

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<v Speaker 2>does the thing and doesn't he not even a good liar. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we used to have to try. That's the main thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my main issue is the decorum.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's not the disappearing of people, the what Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know those people.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know anybody. Yeah, you're bad, guys, know.

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<v Speaker 3>The narco terrorism designation does feel very like those dystopian

0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.760
<v Speaker 3>sci fi things where like you see like the propaganda

0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.600
<v Speaker 3>news broadcast and like, and they were part of the

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<v Speaker 3>terrorist organization of course, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>And we looked back and I know it seemed like

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<v Speaker 2>an innocent wedding party, but we actually went back into

0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:06.120
<v Speaker 2>their files. There was a lot of shit, a lot

0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:10.840
<v Speaker 2>of weird stuff they were googling. So anyway, we entered

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<v Speaker 2>the year in a bit of a not we but

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<v Speaker 2>America entered the year with a bit of tech optimism.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I think the majority of people were like,

0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Elon Musk won the election for Donald Trump, what can't

0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:28.120
<v Speaker 2>these guys do? And I feel like we're in a

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<v Speaker 2>different place, And it's thanks to some amazing seizing of

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<v Speaker 2>the moment from various tech companies. There's obviously the AI

0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.280
<v Speaker 2>that keeps telling people to kill themselves or that they're

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<v Speaker 2>like the secret savior of mankind. When they're like I

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<v Speaker 2>think I invented a new math, they're like, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I think you did, sir. Yeah. There was the

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<v Speaker 2>Tesla bot kung fu display where it just looked it

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<v Speaker 2>looked like a video you would see of like heartwarming

0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.440
<v Speaker 2>ninety five year old gets his black belt and it's like,

0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's not gonna actually look cool, Like the

0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.600
<v Speaker 2>person looks like they're unsteady on their feet, and that's

0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.480
<v Speaker 2>what the Tesla one looks like. And it was also

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<v Speaker 2>doing practice punches and kicks and stuff that was like

0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:17.280
<v Speaker 2>completely in line with the person that they were practicing against,

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<v Speaker 2>almost like it was a fucking programmed.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was nonsense and the movements were truly like, Oh,

0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:27.280
<v Speaker 3>your uncle got a group on for fucking taekwondo classes. Yeah,

0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.640
<v Speaker 3>and now at the fucking Christmas dinner, he's gonna show

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<v Speaker 3>you a fucking demo that's very You're like, I guess

0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:36.720
<v Speaker 3>technically that looks like martial arts, but can we go now,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's it's like this thing's gonna kick my ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything that Elon Musk put out this year was like

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<v Speaker 2>the like there. There were also his appearances on Rogan

0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.920
<v Speaker 2>where he's like, listen to it, say, uh, call your

0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:54.800
<v Speaker 2>mama a bitch war just like dying laughing while Joe

0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Rogan can't even like muster. He tried a fake laugh.

0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:01.480
<v Speaker 2>He did it bad. He tried, he tried, He kept

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<v Speaker 2>trying to take it back to like damn, Like if

0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:05.919
<v Speaker 2>you think about it, though, like that's actually crazy that

0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.439
<v Speaker 2>it's even saying that right now, like this thing's just

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<v Speaker 2>getting better and funnier and better and better. Yeah, the

0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:16.000
<v Speaker 2>uh self driving cars running red lights and like freaking

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<v Speaker 2>out like a student driver. Do you remember that one?

0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Were you out there? Yeah? Where there's one who was

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to start getting like real shaky as it

0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.479
<v Speaker 2>came to a red light and then it just like

0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:29.240
<v Speaker 2>went around traffic and threw a busy intersection. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite at number nine has to be Mark Zuckerberg's

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<v Speaker 2>much anticipated demo of Meta's new AI glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>So sick dude, super Remember he's he was calling this

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<v Speaker 3>shit super intelligence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, this is next, So this is

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<v Speaker 2>super What are you gonna call it? It's fucking super intelligence?

0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:51.480
<v Speaker 2>You're basically Superman eight hundo for a fucking pair. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>what can it do? Asshole check? Makes you look like

0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:54.720
<v Speaker 2>a dick?

0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:59.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, make you look like in fucking loser with eases.

0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:02.399
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know what the listeners are saying. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>this wasn't this year. Like now everybody around me has

0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:10.880
<v Speaker 2>these AI glasses on. They're everywhere. It seems like they've

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<v Speaker 2>always been here. It really was very recent. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just September when Mark Zuckerberg dropped these on the world

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody around you started wearing them. Oh wait, I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't seen a single fucking pair. I've seen one pair

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<v Speaker 2>in the wild, you have.

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<v Speaker 5>I only see them in like weird tiktoks where dudes

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<v Speaker 5>are trying to pick up on women or something.

0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, people were doing weird like on social media.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always dudes do only people.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like food reviewers and pickup artists.

0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Food reviewers are perverts. Who do you think I hang

0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.879
<v Speaker 2>out with guys? What do you that's my that's my crew.

0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:48.040
<v Speaker 3>A little bit of Night's crew. Yeah, it's actually mostly

0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:51.480
<v Speaker 3>food reviewers, real real straight lace spuds.

0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:51.800
<v Speaker 2>But yeah.

0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:54.359
<v Speaker 3>Here he is doing the demo where again he was like, dude,

0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.040
<v Speaker 3>this thing could just look at food and give you

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<v Speaker 3>a recipe.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when it works, it met us start live ai. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so he throws to his homie starting Okay, a little delay,

0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.560
<v Speaker 2>but we're back on track. You have here with soy

0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.240
<v Speaker 2>sauce and other ingredients. Help. Hey, can you help me

0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:15.280
<v Speaker 2>make a Korean inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich?

0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Here you can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using

0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:25.240
<v Speaker 2>soy sauce SESAMELI, what do I do first? Mmmm?

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<v Speaker 4>Let her finish?

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<v Speaker 6>Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>See this is first that that was not the window.

0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:34.120
<v Speaker 2>The video did not freeze. So now great, a pair

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<v Speaker 2>to add to the sauce. Oh look, this is going

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<v Speaker 2>on with the recipe. Uh oh yeah, sorry it skipped

0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:45.679
<v Speaker 2>three steps base ingredients. So now greate the pair and

0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:47.719
<v Speaker 2>gently combine it with the based sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I think the Wi Fi might be messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good, it's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all good. It's all good. I don't care. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. I don't care. I actually think this is hilarious.

0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:01.919
<v Speaker 2>The whole thing is that you spend years making technology

0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:02.879
<v Speaker 2>and then the Wi Fi.

0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:05.600
<v Speaker 3>At the day kind of Oh, it's the why you

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<v Speaker 3>fucking coward.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, it's not the fucking Wi Fi at the most technolo.

0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I said this at the time. It's not the wife.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse twenty years ago, had an iPhone keynote. Uh it

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<v Speaker 5>didn't work then?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, that was it clearly was not an issue with

0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:24.439
<v Speaker 2>the Wi Fi. It wasn't like freezing up. It was

0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:29.040
<v Speaker 2>skipping steps that Wi Fi. Everyone who has used aid

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<v Speaker 2>get into jack.

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<v Speaker 5>All you do is you take the ingredients and the

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<v Speaker 5>and then you cook them and that those are the instructions.

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<v Speaker 2>I see that you've already combined the ingredients. Brian, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well do you do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the wi fi, I said, the guitar is out

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<v Speaker 3>of two.

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<v Speaker 2>Red slacks. Is a hit? No, it's a fucking l.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a massive l.

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<v Speaker 4>Brother.

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<v Speaker 3>There were so many also good ones. The one that

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't there for that I wish I was therefore,

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<v Speaker 3>was the Russian So I'm yes.

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<v Speaker 2>A I bought. Let's put this in Let's put this

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<v Speaker 2>in international context because China, on the other hand, is

0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:16.240
<v Speaker 2>not solely ruled by Holigarth. They've got like a strong

0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:19.480
<v Speaker 2>central government that is, you know, taking some of the

0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:22.919
<v Speaker 2>money that people make and then putting it back into

0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:25.760
<v Speaker 2>technology to like try and make themselves competitive or whatever,

0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:30.240
<v Speaker 2>probably doing all sort of yeah, we we wouldn't know

0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:34.240
<v Speaker 2>in this country competitive, but you know, they they dropped

0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:36.720
<v Speaker 2>an AI that was like open source and cost way

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<v Speaker 2>less money and was better than the ones in the US.

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<v Speaker 2>And they also gave us the first robot that people

0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:50.160
<v Speaker 2>were like, wait, okay, this like we we've been expecting

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:52.600
<v Speaker 2>a robot for a long time where we were like, damn,

0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:56.159
<v Speaker 2>that's actually pretty impressive, and we've gotten like those like

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<v Speaker 2>Robot Dog Boston dynamic things that people say are like

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<v Speaker 2>kind of pre programmed but or like you're seeing the

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<v Speaker 2>one out of one hundred where it was like sick,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like doing doing good work. And when they tried

0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 2>to send it out in the wild, it got kicked

0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 2>over by people in Philadelphia, as it should be. So

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<v Speaker 2>they dropped a robot on people that was walking very smoothly,

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<v Speaker 2>to the point that people were like, unzip the back

0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:20.200
<v Speaker 2>of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa, there's a person very smoothly walking very sexually.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, it's sultry. It's different. It's like made

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<v Speaker 2>a real sex.

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<v Speaker 3>It.

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<v Speaker 2>Also it had hips, way, it got its and it's

0:23:32.400 --> 0:23:36.480
<v Speaker 2>got hips. It's got I said, it has more ass

0:23:36.520 --> 0:23:38.800
<v Speaker 2>than it has any right to have. They were just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>give it, let's make it thick.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is what happens when a bunch of

0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:46.399
<v Speaker 3>men build the perfect specimen, right, and it will have

0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:50.720
<v Speaker 3>this waisted hip ratio and walk like this. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that call that motherfucker Christopher, because it was

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<v Speaker 3>walking Okay, it was smooth and.

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<v Speaker 2>To the point. Motherfucker Christopher, because it could be my

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<v Speaker 2>guest anytime.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like they gotta they like did Mo cap

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<v Speaker 5>on like a dancer to get that walk?

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<v Speaker 3>There's very yeah, like an actor. Yeah, yeah, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of I mean it has a it has like

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<v Speaker 3>the walk of like a main character. I think it

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<v Speaker 3>was rather than being like we've achieved bipedal motion and

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<v Speaker 3>it's walking like an eighty year old man.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like yeah, yeah, it always walks like a fascinated

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<v Speaker 2>old man. Yeah, it always looks like an old person

0:24:27.680 --> 0:24:31.400
<v Speaker 2>who's walking on ice, like the bipedal robots. Like from

0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:34.720
<v Speaker 2>the start, like yeah, they got that dog, but then

0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 2>like you see the bipedal ones and they're always like.

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<v Speaker 5>Just like kind of just literally looked like it was

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<v Speaker 5>about to do wushue or something crazy.

0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's walking also like like a T one

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<v Speaker 3>thousand too, like it's walking you down with like a

0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 3>menacing style too.

0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:55.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like this is anyway, So that was like real casual,

0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 2>real sexy, just like you asked Bust And then so

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 2>that's like a view of like what technology is going

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<v Speaker 2>to look like in the future. But if we want

0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>to know what technology is going to look like in

0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:08.919
<v Speaker 2>our future, because America is not on its way to

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:11.719
<v Speaker 2>becoming the next China, it's on the way to becoming

0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:12.840
<v Speaker 2>the next Russia.

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:18.200
<v Speaker 3>Foreign policies, Yeah completely, and we we.

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Got to see what Russia's answer to all that ass was,

0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:27.000
<v Speaker 2>and this thing was. It was a triumph. Man.

0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:31.119
<v Speaker 3>Those sanctions are hitting the sanctions, the sanctions are hitting.

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.679
<v Speaker 3>Bro It's I don't know what is going on, but

0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:37.080
<v Speaker 3>this I wish I was there. I remember I put

0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:39.359
<v Speaker 3>this in the dock that day, but we were out

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 3>and yeah, yeah, this is.

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Actually our first time getting to hear your thoughts on this.

0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Here it comes. It's playing the Rocky themes, playing the

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Rocky theme, and.

0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:51.639
<v Speaker 3>It's a hot step and it's like it's doing the

0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:52.760
<v Speaker 3>walk you're talking about.

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's the old person on ice, your grand ice,

0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:00.600
<v Speaker 2>your grandpa, got a bunch of water in his boots.

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:02.600
<v Speaker 5>It's it's like that thing where it's like, you know

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:05.359
<v Speaker 5>when an old person is falling for like sixty seconds

0:26:05.359 --> 0:26:07.680
<v Speaker 5>before they hit the ground, it looks like that.

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 2>This is the part too, because you can kind of

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:11.640
<v Speaker 2>tell it strokes out like if you watch the left

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 2>foot they tried to make it them wave and it

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 2>waves and then it doesn't. The heels not on the ground.

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Here it goes. They're reaching up. It's got people there,

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 2>it goes, no tors so grand, so it falls over forward.

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:29.760
<v Speaker 2>They're already like grabbing at it looked so drunk. Nothing

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:32.840
<v Speaker 2>has ever looked a drunk person has never looked this trunk.

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:38.359
<v Speaker 2>It hits the ground and the entire fucking chest piece

0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 2>piece blows off and scatters it. It's like it's like

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:45.159
<v Speaker 2>when when your air pods fall out and like just shoot,

0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:48.080
<v Speaker 2>like why they springlowed those in there? Like the funny

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:48.480
<v Speaker 2>part to.

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<v Speaker 5>Me is is it's exactly like an old person, like

0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:55.199
<v Speaker 5>they're gonna fall in about thirty seconds and you just

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:56.199
<v Speaker 5>know it's coming.

0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 2>It's and they know too. The handlers are like watch him,

0:26:59.080 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 2>watch him.

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<v Speaker 5>What don't know why they didn't jump in sooner because

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 5>it was so clear it was going to fall over.

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:06.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and like just this freeze frame, it looks

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:08.680
<v Speaker 3>like he said some wild racist ship at a bar

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 3>and then fell over like because he's so not bears himself.

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:13.920
<v Speaker 2>And then the friends like, come on, rich, come on man,

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.640
<v Speaker 2>we got to get out of here. Then they came

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 2>out with this moment is you think you've seen the

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 2>best part of it, and then they pull a black

0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 2>curtain across the stage and it does hide up and

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:33.760
<v Speaker 2>so it's just it's not to do this frame too,

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 2>the murder scene. They're trying to do it. Nothing to

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 2>see here.

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:40.679
<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, like as if like when there's like

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 3>a grizzly car accident, it's and like a body's been injected.

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:45.560
<v Speaker 2>They're like, yo, cover that up, man, But.

0:27:45.480 --> 0:27:48.520
<v Speaker 5>They just did they have that tart ready there just

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 5>in case it failed.

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:54.399
<v Speaker 3>Even the their failure protocol was so because did not

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:55.280
<v Speaker 3>work very well.

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Know that she was twisted up. Look at this and

0:27:58.480 --> 0:28:02.360
<v Speaker 2>it seems more scooted the fucker off. Nothing to see here.

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.639
<v Speaker 2>Actually that actually didn't happen. What you just saw is

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 2>was not was not the robot anyways, the crunk is

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 2>shit dude.

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Also to just the rocky theme, and this little fucking shit.

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 2>Bot comes out.

0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:19.239
<v Speaker 3>And like the two people who are so powerful, who

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 3>are like yes, yes, and everyone else like this is

0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:25.879
<v Speaker 3>such a fucking l why would you even like there

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 3>are toys that operate better than this.

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break we're gonna

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:34.639
<v Speaker 2>come back. We cracked the top nine. Would you believe it?

0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 2>We have a top eight, a seven, hell even a

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 2>six coming up six just a bit, we'll be right back,

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 2>and we're back. And speaking of the ones that we

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 2>were out for, I was out for the next one.

0:28:57.280 --> 0:28:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I just came back.

0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's right, Yeah, it was polya.

0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I came back and it was this is in here.

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Why are we talking about baby drug fires? This one

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 2>has to win SoundBite of the year. Oh and yeah,

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:19.719
<v Speaker 2>this is the only show that's on it. When you

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 2>write the quote into Google, it's just TDZ soundbites over

0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:26.560
<v Speaker 2>and over, Like there's a New York Times article that

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 2>talks about his general run where he made this claim.

0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:34.360
<v Speaker 2>But nobody's got that sound, that perfect nobody sound. But

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 2>it's right there.

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Baby my infant nearly died huh in a drug fire

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 3>for mass shootings.

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 2>It tells you everything you need to know, right there,

0:29:45.560 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 2>telling me.

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:50.719
<v Speaker 5>No one else picked up on how absurd that statement was.

0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 2>The New York Times did a little bit of debunking.

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 2>But when you write those words into Google, it's like

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 2>TDZ Instagram, TDZ read it. This is the number one dude,

0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 2>it's so it was so. I mean, I guess maybe,

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 2>well obviously I.

0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Don't count on the New York Times to do much

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 3>or as if to be like, guys, this is the

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 3>most hard hitting journalism we've done.

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, is to get hung up on this stupid SoundBite.

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 3>But just the idea, like on its face, it was

0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 3>so absurd because this is with the background of trying

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 3>to justify a federal invasion of DC, right and in

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 3>justifying that, you needed propagandists like Benny Johnson out here

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 3>to say shit like, oh my god, DC is so bad.

0:30:34.440 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 2>You know how bad My infant nearly died. Oh my

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 2>thank you God in a drug fire, in a drug fire.

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 3>For mass shootings and mash e so you have maybe

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 3>you have infanticide, you have drug fires, mass shootings. This

0:30:53.440 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 3>club has every, this, this his city has everything.

0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, mister Trump. I thank you from the bottom

0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 2>of my heart. Let's see, let's just go through a

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:05.600
<v Speaker 2>couple details here, because he did in fact live in Washington, DC,

0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 2>so no lies detected. This was in a piece on

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Benny Johnson. The speaker of said quote right wing influencer

0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 2>that they were like this guy's like a plagiarist and

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:23.120
<v Speaker 2>a known liar, and he's been like proven to be

0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 2>full of shit over and over and over again, so

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I looked into it. In fact, according to this New

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 2>York Times article, police regular show, nobody has been murdered

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 2>since at least twenty seventeen on the Black Pom, mister

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Johnson lived and his home was not burned. His next

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 2>door neighbor's house was burned. So do it a little

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:45.440
<v Speaker 2>bit of exaggeration, would you say it?

0:31:45.760 --> 0:31:49.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that I think, or just just fucking lying.

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, my home was burned to the ground. People

0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 2>were murdered in my front yard, was what he said.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Elsewhere in the thing, and the police were like that, No,

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 2>nobody was murdered. There was a shooting on your block

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 2>right to the hospital.

0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 5>Maybe give him the benefit of then, maybe his kid

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 5>got a cough from the smoke from the fire.

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Next door nearly died after mass shootings.

0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 3>No, it was the drug fire after It wasn't the

0:32:19.000 --> 0:32:20.959
<v Speaker 3>mass shootings. I'll be I'll be genuine here.

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't.

0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 5>It was absolutely so did the mass shooting trigger the

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 5>drug fire?

0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 4>Is my question?

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 2>No, it's in this one.

0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 3>He's basically throwing together three events that he's trying to

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 3>create as like an omni crisis that he was experiencing.

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Shooting after It's not causal, No, it's just three man

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 3>and also three coincidences. It's I think it's also just

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:45.840
<v Speaker 3>funny too, like when you do you do shit like

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 3>this and you just show you absolutely don't give a

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 3>shit about anything around you or the area, and you're like,

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:51.040
<v Speaker 3>oh my, I.

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Got to get out of this fucking place.

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:57.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what about what about the people that almost actually

0:32:57.800 --> 0:32:59.840
<v Speaker 3>died in the drug in the in the house fire,

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 3>or people are like gonna no, No, these are merely

0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 3>just sort of inputs that I used to generate my victimhood.

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>That's right. I mean Donald Trump will tell you there's

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:12.600
<v Speaker 2>young women walking through the White House all the time.

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 2>They say thank you, mister President exactly, and I don't

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:17.600
<v Speaker 2>follow up with them. I just should see it. I

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 2>know what they're saying, and they're saying, thank you for

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 2>cleaning up the streets. You're like Steven Sagall in many ways,

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 2>here save me.

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 3>I go through there and I'm walking through the White

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 3>House and who's there but George Washington himself and Abraham Lincoln.

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 2>And they're very they're very still, they're very stoic. And

0:33:33.520 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 2>the only quote about how young he runs into young women. Yeah,

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 2>he runs into young women in the White House, like

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 2>you mean the people who work for you.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 3>This is like, it's clearly a lie you've been saying

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 3>since you used to say on the streets of Manhattan, right, yeah,

0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 3>and then now you've just adapted it to be like, yeah,

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 3>the other place where people are free flowing through the

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 3>just like the streets of Manhattan, the White House.

0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 2>But one more time, Benny, my infant nearly died in

0:33:58.680 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 2>a drug fire. Their drugs. Mass shootings, okay, multiple mass shootings.

0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, people were murdered in my front yard, bro, Yeah, yeah,

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 2>what about those people? They're not real people. We actually asked,

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:18.800
<v Speaker 2>we asked the police, and they said they don't matter.

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 2>They don't It don't matter at all.

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:24.479
<v Speaker 5>The annoying thing is that my driveway was staying right, yeah,

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 5>exactly by a new more powerful pressure washer.

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what smoke damage is like? To remediates

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 2>much money.

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 3>We have a seven by ten foot Ethan Allen rug

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:38.839
<v Speaker 3>that we might have to throw out.

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 5>We had to redo all of our window treatments, all

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:43.280
<v Speaker 5>of the oh God.

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:46.919
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, the real victim. We had to take a moment

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 2>to stop down and honor the real victim, which is

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Benny Johnson. Yep, yep. And another victim too, I guess

0:34:53.200 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 2>is our next one too, Yeah, another victim number seven.

0:34:57.600 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 2>JD Vance killed the Pope.

0:34:59.760 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah remember this folk, Yes, I love that, I love

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 3>I love this one because we're just adding more to

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:11.439
<v Speaker 3>the lore of jd future President JD Vance. Not only

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 3>houch copulator in chief, but hey, pappal side.

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Is that the word? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, little side of

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:22.360
<v Speaker 2>papal sum up on the crime side, the PayPal side,

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:30.360
<v Speaker 2>Dana love. Huh there's no drive? Yeah, yeah, there's a

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 2>good picture. One of the last pictures we have of

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 2>his eminence, Pope Francis alive and it is JD Vance

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 2>walking up to him with both arms out in front

0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:42.919
<v Speaker 2>of him like like he isn't moving his arms and

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.880
<v Speaker 2>the Pope looking like he knew it was coming.

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 3>It looked like as if he's like the devil has

0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:52.760
<v Speaker 3>been threatening the Pope his entire life and say.

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 2>You will see me, Francis.

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:57.000
<v Speaker 3>And then when he saw the JD Vance he's like,

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 3>oh shit. It's always easy to forget the JD. Vans

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 3>is a calf because he has like such born again

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:05.680
<v Speaker 3>Christian he's a convert right, and yeah, but he's like

0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 3>that new type of Catholic I know, like he just

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 3>he just converted and he's way too excited about it.

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:16.319
<v Speaker 4>And doesn't actually know what it is.

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't know what it is well being Catholic.

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know what it is, but I I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 2>It seems cool. You get you eat way first. Like

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 2>my favorite part is.

0:36:26.920 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 4>You can be the as big a piece of ship

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 4>as you want.

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:31.919
<v Speaker 2>And at the end, if you say sorry, you get

0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:34.200
<v Speaker 2>to go to heaven. That's right, Yeah, that is true.

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's what it is?

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Like it's just uh no, I'm like I'm more saying

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 3>in the sense that like it's really so shallow enough

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 3>to be like, God, I'm a piece of shit. I

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:45.200
<v Speaker 3>think I need to do this and hopefully like I

0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:45.840
<v Speaker 3>don't burn.

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, maybe he's.

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Got to hedge my bets just in case, wager baby. Yeah. Yeah.

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:56.360
<v Speaker 2>His reaction was like anyone who saw that Tom Petty

0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:59.400
<v Speaker 2>concert right before he died in la He was just

0:36:59.400 --> 0:37:02.960
<v Speaker 2>like immediately like yo, yo, this is kind of crazy, dude,

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:05.919
<v Speaker 2>Like I was just damn dog, I was just with him.

0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I just didn't know was like his response was so stupid.

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, if this was any other person, these guys

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:19.759
<v Speaker 2>would be freaking out about if the people like they're

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 2>they're just letting off so much smoke that they're the

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:27.399
<v Speaker 2>anti Christ like jade Van's Peter Tiel, like, if they

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 2>weren't so weird and annoying about claiming everybody else was

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:31.839
<v Speaker 2>the Antichrist.

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, they.

0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Just that's what's freaking me out. I'm like, well, shit,

0:37:37.719 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 2>is this real? There's an Antichrist? Yeah?

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 3>Do I need to get right because if they look

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:47.800
<v Speaker 3>like it, especially with the Joe Rogan, what's more virgin

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:50.919
<v Speaker 3>than computer AI will be Jesus. I'm like, oh, you're

0:37:51.000 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 3>trying to I mean, they're trying to speed run this

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:58.279
<v Speaker 3>new like techno religiosity shit. But fine, you know, but

0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:01.959
<v Speaker 3>I do not believe all the controversies you hear about

0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:02.840
<v Speaker 3>roboth theism.

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:05.840
<v Speaker 2>We'll just say that. Yeah, I just wanted to. I

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:07.960
<v Speaker 2>just want to say, right up front, up front, what

0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 2>is it? Just don't just don't believe. Don't believe the haters, Okay,

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 2>who I'm not going to tell you my name necessarily,

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 2>but I will tell you don't believe the haters.

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Are they did they like did the GPT like learn

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:26.120
<v Speaker 3>from Catholicism to be like you never heard okay before,

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 3>hold on just before you ask what it is.

0:38:28.640 --> 0:38:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Don't believe all this shit you hear okay, very line

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:33.239
<v Speaker 2>from it.

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:36.280
<v Speaker 5>Krad He's like, there were rumors that there was a rumor,

0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 5>but that was just bullshit.

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.239
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I mean Peter Teele was all over the

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:47.439
<v Speaker 2>place given his antichrist lectures while also being like does

0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:49.919
<v Speaker 2>humanity need to come to an end so a better

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 2>robot future could take over? I don't know, these are

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 2>just questions. Thirty second pause. Well, he just like starts

0:38:57.480 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 2>sweating profusely.

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:02.320
<v Speaker 3>I know, he's sweating like like like a demon pretending

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 3>to be a human, And it's like absolutely taking to

0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:06.520
<v Speaker 3>your limit where you're like, I'm losing it.

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I know a guy who's absolutely at his limit. His

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 2>name is Peter Kiel. That is a way that Satan

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:16.759
<v Speaker 2>kills in movies, like I'm pretty sure in the Amityville

0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:20.439
<v Speaker 2>Horror there's a part where like a priest comes face

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 2>to face with the evil spirit in the house and

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:26.360
<v Speaker 2>like almost dies and then in the Exorcist, like a

0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:28.960
<v Speaker 2>priest is trying to, you know, go up against the

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:32.480
<v Speaker 2>evil spirit and gets like thrown out. Yeah, and like,

0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like to meet the pope and have the

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Pope die immediately while you're selling yourself as like the

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:43.320
<v Speaker 2>number one Catholic. That's not an insignificant amount of smoke

0:39:43.520 --> 0:39:46.600
<v Speaker 2>to people who like believe in Catholicism like that, that's

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 2>kind of you mean, people who are highly highly superstitious. Yeah,

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:56.480
<v Speaker 2>to just be like, yeah, hours later the dang pope died.

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Are there any Catholics though that? Look that are I

0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:00.880
<v Speaker 3>mean that are mumbling about that.

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:06.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm over here mumbling them you got to or else?

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:09.319
<v Speaker 2>What's the point all these fucking ghost stories? What's the fun?

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Why are we not like that? Is?

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 5>Like I feel like miss all the ghost story and

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:17.879
<v Speaker 5>exorcism stuff is pushed by the Catholic church too.

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, man, you got one right here. Hello, you

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:23.520
<v Speaker 2>got a great one right here. Someone you don't like

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:25.640
<v Speaker 2>the new American Pope. And by the way, this might

0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:27.800
<v Speaker 2>just be what it took to get an American poem.

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:29.200
<v Speaker 4>And honestly, when you look at JD.

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 5>Vance's face, he looks like someone you would cast in

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 5>one of those seventies Exorcist movies as like an Antichrist.

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 2>He has that look, yeah, the deep set eyes.

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 3>And yeah it's also the eyelinery, thick eyelashes, dude, because

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 3>I always say he looks like he's part of Zod's.

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Crew from Superman A little bit. Yeah, maybe keep them

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 2>in a two D triangle, just like weak chinned Zod homie. Yeah, yeah,

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:54.760
<v Speaker 2>yeah exactly.

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:57.759
<v Speaker 3>But they all kind of got the sort of dark hair,

0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 3>beautifully manicured beard, dreamy, just as.

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 2>A humor says message.

0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:09.960
<v Speaker 3>But dick, he'd be so funny if he he was

0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 3>like actually wearing a ten and a half, but he

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:13.080
<v Speaker 3>had he's always trying to fill out at thirteen.

0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:16.280
<v Speaker 2>He's like clomp clop, clopping around.

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:18.720
<v Speaker 4>He leaves that tissue paper in the toe.

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't even realize that

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 2>other people take it out. It keeps your toes warm,

0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:30.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, that tissue at the end. What what for

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 2>packing it? Yeah, for your feet to stay warm. All right,

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:36.560
<v Speaker 2>let's take another break. We're gonna come to our sixth story,

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 2>which is a bit of an omni story.

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 4>To our senses.

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 2>We'll be right back and we're back, and you know,

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:57.280
<v Speaker 2>all the rage with the kids is here fucking brain rot.

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:01.520
<v Speaker 2>And I think there's a good dang reason is because

0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 2>the dang president's brain's rotten.

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:08.560
<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying, Number six on the list,

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 3>the six god himself, Donald Trump's so.

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Many stories about his brain melting, it could have taken

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 2>up both six and seven. Oh wow, how much this

0:42:20.200 --> 0:42:23.040
<v Speaker 2>guy's dang brain has rotten the two hemispheres of the

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.800
<v Speaker 2>brain when you do six s. There was a moment

0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 2>towards the end of the election where he like was

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.640
<v Speaker 2>really like out on his feet, like just seemed to

0:42:30.680 --> 0:42:34.400
<v Speaker 2>be losing it that I was like, oh shit, Like,

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:37.400
<v Speaker 2>if Kamala wins, this would be it for Trump, Like

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:38.880
<v Speaker 2>his brain is breaking.

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:40.799
<v Speaker 4>She just has to come out and blow on him

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:41.480
<v Speaker 4>a little bit.

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:44.919
<v Speaker 2>Just like all we need is that he just needs

0:42:44.920 --> 0:42:49.040
<v Speaker 2>a slight push and he's gone for good. Like that

0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 2>would be the end of the Mega movement because he's

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.839
<v Speaker 2>not going to hold up for another four years. And

0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:59.560
<v Speaker 2>obviously that was way too uh wishful for like Kamala's

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 2>ability to garner votes, the mainstream Democratic Party's ability to

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 2>get votes. However, what we're seeing instead is that he

0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 2>won and that shit is happening. His brain is rotting.

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:15.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like cotton candy that somebody poured coke on. It's just.

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:24.320
<v Speaker 3>Filing outs, just a big brown cloud after.

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 2>So, I don't know, do we just want to like

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:30.400
<v Speaker 2>talk about our favorite like there's a great There's enough

0:43:30.440 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 2>to fill out an Oscar category of nominees for favorite

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 2>brain rotted ass moment of the year with our president.

0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Every single one. It's more just like, what were the

0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 3>ones that weren't terrifying?

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Do you guys want to go individually like what we

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:45.719
<v Speaker 4>mean personal favorites.

0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:50.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give a list of nominees. Okay. There was

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:54.520
<v Speaker 2>the How'd you do that? Probably the least terrifying. It

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:58.719
<v Speaker 2>was just him talking about his son Baron, being a

0:43:58.760 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 2>computer whiz, and the thing that he was impressed by

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:08.120
<v Speaker 2>was Baron's ability to after Trump said close the computer,

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:12.799
<v Speaker 2>not close the computer, or close it and then open

0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 2>it back up and turn it back on. And I

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 2>look at him and I say, as you do that.

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:21.880
<v Speaker 2>There was a related story elsewhere where he was talking

0:44:21.880 --> 0:44:24.920
<v Speaker 2>about cars and he said everything is computers.

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:29.320
<v Speaker 3>That was the White House lawn Tesla sales pitch commercial.

0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:32.840
<v Speaker 2>It feels like a different decade. By the way, that

0:44:33.360 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 2>seems like it can't possibly have been this year, but

0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:39.319
<v Speaker 2>it was. I mean, this isn't necessarily related to his

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:44.120
<v Speaker 2>brain melting, but his face did look like Haley joel

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Ozma in Ai when like the things are going wrong

0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 2>on the inside and things are sparking, and like one

0:44:50.840 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 2>half of his face like starts to melt down. That

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 2>was happening here and there there was his inability to

0:44:56.960 --> 0:45:01.640
<v Speaker 2>pronounce the key ingredient and tail and all and a,

0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:06.399
<v Speaker 2>I see, Dave, you're gonna need to help me about

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:06.839
<v Speaker 2>see if.

0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 4>I can do this.

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:12.319
<v Speaker 5>I like how you immediately abandon it and he's like, look, man,

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 5>you know it is a metaphin, but I bless.

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 7>You shab Do, which, it should be noted, was not

0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 7>an incidental part of the press conference.

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:33.759
<v Speaker 2>The entirety of the press conference was to make the

0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:38.360
<v Speaker 2>claim that a seed, a medapine, the key active ingredient

0:45:38.400 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 2>in Thailand all causes autism. You would think you would

0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 2>do enough homework to know how to pronounce a key

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:47.880
<v Speaker 2>active ingredient that that would be an incorrect assumption.

0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:50.000
<v Speaker 5>You know what else you would think that Thailand all

0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:53.359
<v Speaker 5>would do anything about it, like Thailand, I'll get up,

0:45:55.200 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 5>upland they're lying about you.

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:04.719
<v Speaker 2>There was the time that a guy fainted away in

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:07.920
<v Speaker 2>the middle of his press conference. So this was a

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:11.360
<v Speaker 2>really good one because a guy fainted in a press

0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 2>conference while he just stood there and didn't do shit.

0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:17.760
<v Speaker 5>He got up the no no while he photo shopped

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:21.239
<v Speaker 5>himself badly into the scene some right.

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:46:21.800 --> 0:46:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Crazy thing was he got up as if he's like,

0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:25.640
<v Speaker 3>oh see this is where I get up and I

0:46:25.680 --> 0:46:28.759
<v Speaker 3>stand like a sentry real quick. Like that was like

0:46:28.800 --> 0:46:30.960
<v Speaker 3>as if that was his brain was like okay, Donald,

0:46:31.040 --> 0:46:31.600
<v Speaker 3>do your partner.

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's looking at the guy who died and he's just

0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:37.440
<v Speaker 2>standing facing forward like we're still taking the picture, right, Yeah,

0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:41.880
<v Speaker 2>it's it's worth noting that was the same press conference

0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:44.520
<v Speaker 2>where he first started falling out in the middle of

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:48.240
<v Speaker 2>Like it was it opened with doctor Oz giving a speech.

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:49.960
<v Speaker 4>Part one was him falling asleep.

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, Doctor Oz gave a speech and when he

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:57.240
<v Speaker 2>said like that America can sleep again, Trump like literally

0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:03.720
<v Speaker 2>fell asleep like doctor doctors said people can sleep again,

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:07.160
<v Speaker 2>and he like was so sleepy that he just had

0:47:07.200 --> 0:47:09.760
<v Speaker 2>to take that shit. Literally, yeah, fell asleep.

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 3>It's always sick when people are I mean, it shows

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:15.320
<v Speaker 3>how strong you are when people are giving a speech

0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:17.440
<v Speaker 3>and they basically do it at your bedside. Like the

0:47:17.560 --> 0:47:20.399
<v Speaker 3>lectern was next to the resolute desk so Trump could

0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:22.759
<v Speaker 3>just sit while it was happening. It's such an odd

0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:24.640
<v Speaker 3>visual where it's like, well, I can't get up, so

0:47:24.760 --> 0:47:28.239
<v Speaker 3>just bring the lectern here so it looks like I'm here.

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:30.680
<v Speaker 4>I had them put wheels on it.

0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then yeah, a company rep from one of

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:38.640
<v Speaker 2>the one of the healthcare companies that was there literally

0:47:38.719 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 2>passed out, which would seem like, I don't know, the.

0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:44.799
<v Speaker 4>Stock price went down after that.

0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I know Tylan al sure did,

0:47:48.080 --> 0:47:52.279
<v Speaker 2>but Tylan, I'll get up, passed the fuck out, and

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 2>uh Trump. I think Trump's weird response and like just

0:47:57.800 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 2>being like, am I still asleep? Is this really happening?

0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:04.719
<v Speaker 2>Was overshadowed a bit by RFK Junior fucking bolting out

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:10.319
<v Speaker 2>of the room, but again, just like an amazing display

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:13.399
<v Speaker 2>of just being confused and not knowing what the fuck

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:14.719
<v Speaker 2>is happening at all.

0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:18.280
<v Speaker 3>The speed run towards fascism is also happening too, because

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 3>they like the people behind this movement who really want

0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:24.880
<v Speaker 3>like like the policy changes, know that they have like

0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:28.240
<v Speaker 3>a human rubber stamp in the form of a senile Trump.

0:48:28.680 --> 0:48:31.359
<v Speaker 3>You basically get as much through because he has no

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:34.200
<v Speaker 3>fucking idea what's going on, and not even as if

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:36.080
<v Speaker 3>he did, he'd be like, well, I don't agree with this,

0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 3>But even more so because it's like, dude, let's go

0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:41.279
<v Speaker 3>over to fucking Baron's house. His dad's so old, we

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:43.920
<v Speaker 3>can play with nuclear warheads exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Trump is the presidential equivalent of the parent who's like

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<v Speaker 2>passed out on the couch and you're able to drink

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<v Speaker 2>all their beer.

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<v Speaker 3>Drink, drive their car, shoot the guns out of the

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 3>car if you want, like whatever, shoot the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Who gives a shit. It's a fucking piece of shit anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>But then the ones I think that were the most

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<v Speaker 3>repeatable for these two, I do think it is honorable

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<v Speaker 3>mention to bring up this one.

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<v Speaker 6>If we remember, nothing bad could happen, It can only

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<v Speaker 6>good happen.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good one. That was also a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing bad can happen, it can only happen. That's also

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<v Speaker 3>a quotable.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like something Homer Simpson would.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, just for the record, I think so people can

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<v Speaker 3>hear the acidif.

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<v Speaker 6>Effective, immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians at the

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<v Speaker 6>use of I said, well, let's see how we say that.

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<v Speaker 2>How you say that.

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<v Speaker 4>You stopped immediately?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, well men, okay, No, I'm gonna do it on

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<v Speaker 2>my own. I'm gonna do it myself. Give me the keys, Dad,

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:49.839
<v Speaker 2>a big I can do it. I can. I can drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Just good, just good.

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<v Speaker 3>Then there's obviously everything's computer.

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:59.080
<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful. This is a different panel that everything's.

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<v Speaker 3>Computer, man, God, legendary, and then a different panel then everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I love that overwhelmed.

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<v Speaker 5>The bite of the automotive industry and how they've no way,

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<v Speaker 5>he's just he's just saying what he sees.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all computer. I don't know what this ship is.

0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Is everything's computer?

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I think the one that got the most

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<v Speaker 3>mileage as just a fucking repeatable is definitely the Baron.

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<v Speaker 7>Is Baron's aptitude in your view business.

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<v Speaker 2>Or politics, maybe technology.

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<v Speaker 6>He can look at a computer, I try and turn

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<v Speaker 6>it off. His turn it off. I turn off his laptop.

0:50:39.560 --> 0:50:41.879
<v Speaker 6>I said, oh good, and I go back. Five minutes later,

0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 6>he's got his laptop. I said, how do you do that?

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<v Speaker 6>None of your business? Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>I just love how this gives you a glimpse into

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<v Speaker 4>their relationship of.

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<v Speaker 2>Just yeah, oh, ex, definitely are you winning son that

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<v Speaker 2>you smell like this bitch the fuck out of here?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, baby, I love you. I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>My number one though that we haven't covered yet is

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<v Speaker 2>just because we knew that he was being given a

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:14.720
<v Speaker 2>cognitive test like in past years. Yeah, but he has

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<v Speaker 2>since gotten it in his head because he likes he's

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<v Speaker 2>been in ensconced in just like a cocoon of yes

0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:26.520
<v Speaker 2>man for so long that like he just can't even

0:51:26.640 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 2>have a thought that like, maybe this is embarrassing what

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:34.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing, And so he just keeps fucking bragging about

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<v Speaker 2>this cognitive test we have.

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<v Speaker 5>The cognity gets like every three months, it seemed, because

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<v Speaker 5>every three months because they know he's teetering on the

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<v Speaker 5>edge of not being able.

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<v Speaker 2>To identify the root is a lion and which one

0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 2>is a camel.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the wildest thing to me. I feel like he's

0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:51.480
<v Speaker 5>had like seven of these in his two terms, and

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:54.120
<v Speaker 5>I've never heard of a cognitive test before.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's also the MRIs where they're like, oh, these

0:51:57.280 --> 0:52:00.000
<v Speaker 3>are preventative MRIs or something, and like they are. Few

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:02.680
<v Speaker 3>doctors came out and they're like, there's no such fucking

0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:07.359
<v Speaker 3>thing as that preventative. As you're a monitor, you're you're

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:10.840
<v Speaker 3>curious about what the fuck is going on, and that's

0:52:10.920 --> 0:52:13.200
<v Speaker 3>why you're doing it. It's like, and now we're gonna

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:16.000
<v Speaker 3>scan your brain and heart preventatively.

0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 2>It's all part of a preventative measure.

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:20.359
<v Speaker 3>The other thing though, too, with the cognitive test, it's

0:52:20.360 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 3>clearly a product of because he has such a child

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:25.080
<v Speaker 3>like mind now in his senility, just like how the

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Johnny and Fantino FIFA piece orders like and this is

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<v Speaker 3>your award can show are you ready to take your

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 3>your how smart a my test?

0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Mister president? Absolutely, I'm ready day one. I'd like to

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:40.279
<v Speaker 2>see AOC do this.

0:52:40.560 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 3>It's like when my my grandmother would be like, you

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:45.040
<v Speaker 3>need to eat spinners like Popeye so you could be strong.

0:52:45.120 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'll be strong. She's like, yeah, you can

0:52:46.719 --> 0:52:48.480
<v Speaker 2>be strong like Popeye, and I'm like hell yeah.

0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 3>And then I thought I was I was not fucking

0:52:50.160 --> 0:52:53.080
<v Speaker 3>strong because I ate that ship. But I believed for

0:52:53.120 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 3>a moment, I believed because I had a child like mine.

0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I can I can pick up on complex patterns like

0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:01.839
<v Speaker 2>one A two, you have no idea where it's going. Well,

0:53:03.480 --> 0:53:06.160
<v Speaker 2>what do we have here? That's what see? And then

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I get that right. The doctors look at me, they say,

0:53:09.920 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 2>how do you do that? They say so with tears

0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 2>running down their face.

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:15.120
<v Speaker 5>They walk up to him and they give me a

0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:18.360
<v Speaker 5>big good in my forehead and they say, how you

0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 5>do that?

0:53:18.680 --> 0:53:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I say, nanny your business. Yeah, this ship doesn't get better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it doesn't. He's not going the other way, no one.

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:30.640
<v Speaker 2>And that's the thing where they say too.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of speculation about the Alzheimer's medication he

0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:38.919
<v Speaker 3>might be on, because they're like, oh, the hand bandages

0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:42.960
<v Speaker 3>look like maybe he's getting like quembi, which is like

0:53:42.960 --> 0:53:46.560
<v Speaker 3>in Alzheimer's medication, maybe like through his like wrist or something,

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:48.799
<v Speaker 3>and that's why he's like now the bandages are ever

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:52.280
<v Speaker 3>present short for quembin yama. That's how they say Wemby's

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 3>name in France Limby Quinby. But yeah, like and I

0:53:55.840 --> 0:53:58.440
<v Speaker 3>think a few like a few medical people were saying, like,

0:53:58.480 --> 0:53:59.759
<v Speaker 3>you know, the one of the side effects, he's like,

0:53:59.800 --> 0:54:04.280
<v Speaker 3>you're energy level goes in the toilet, which we could.

0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Explain the sleepiness.

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<v Speaker 3>But also to your point, it's like this is only

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<v Speaker 3>for early and it's effective for a small number of

0:54:11.120 --> 0:54:14.520
<v Speaker 3>people in the early phase. Once it progresses, there's nothing

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:17.040
<v Speaker 3>that can be done. And again, if you've had relatives

0:54:17.120 --> 0:54:19.680
<v Speaker 3>go through this kind of mental decline, you know that,

0:54:19.800 --> 0:54:22.560
<v Speaker 3>like it's it's hard enough when they have no job

0:54:23.400 --> 0:54:27.520
<v Speaker 3>or responsibilities. Now map the presidency over that and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Who fucking knows. Yeah, it is wild that our very

0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:38.080
<v Speaker 2>last president showed us exactly like this is bad man.

0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 2>You can like have somebody in there who doesn't really

0:54:40.120 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 2>know what's going on, yeah, and everybody will just like

0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:47.120
<v Speaker 2>protect them. And then now we're getting like that ramped

0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:51.080
<v Speaker 2>all the way up. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeahah yeah. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just keep giving them awards and treats. Yes, four years,

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<v Speaker 2>until then, Miles, we're going me just on the computer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the computer. How'd you do that? How'd I

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Brian the editor? Where can people find you?

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<v Speaker 4>M at Miles house?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and you can find Miles at my house on

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