Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special year end
Speaker 1: episode of Ally's Geist.
Speaker 2: I was gonna do an ad lib there.
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of what was a like
Speaker 3: a year end thing, but I didn't know how to do.
Speaker 2: All old, all acquaint and be for you know the words?
Speaker 4: No one knows the words?
Speaker 2: How do you know the words for all the part?
Speaker 4: Anyone knows?
Speaker 2: I don't even know that part. I don't think that's right.
Speaker 4: It's something something acquaintance.
Speaker 2: But you forgot out of me? What he said? All
Speaker 2: but what but we broke acquaintance be forgot? Let's see
Speaker 2: is that the lyric? Should old acquaintance be forgot? All acquaintance?
Speaker 2: Ship all? I don't know ship all? About the song?
Speaker 2: And what is an old lay zion? I know we must.
Speaker 2: Let's just admit this song's trash doo dooo what it's
Speaker 2: It's a Scottish song. Uh yeah. It's often heard at
Speaker 2: funerals and graduations. See it.
Speaker 3: Probably it had more meaning before Americas just started screaming
Speaker 3: a drunk.
Speaker 4: It makes a lot more sense at funerals.
Speaker 3: Oh. This song poses a rhetorical question, is it right
Speaker 3: for old times to be forgotten? The answer is generally
Speaker 3: interpreted as a call to remember long standing friendships.
Speaker 2: All right, so don't know what an old lady sweet
Speaker 2: way to say goodbye to the year and hold out
Speaker 2: to the new year. Oh, the war crimes we forgot? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: we we're against those now. We're against those now who
Speaker 2: did them? Don't worry about it? What party are the
Speaker 2: context matters? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where you take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into america shared consciousness and for the end of the year,
Speaker 1: we like to dive into the year that was and
Speaker 1: ask the question for should.
Speaker 2: All old acquaintance be forgot? When those acquaintance are news
Speaker 2: stories that tortured our soul. My name is Jack O'Brien
Speaker 2: and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 2: co host, mister Miles. Yes, yes, thank you so much,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I am still in a bathrobe.
Speaker 3: I considered recording this laying down to give people the
Speaker 3: energy as the energy that you will.
Speaker 5: You can you can't. I can't hear that. You can
Speaker 5: hear what I'm laying out, you can tell you I
Speaker 5: can hear when when. When Jack is reading a really
Speaker 5: brutal story, he starts clutching his face and hand, just like,
Speaker 5: oh God, God, God.
Speaker 2: What definitely here that you be laying down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this okay, lay down challenge. We'll see if
Speaker 3: you hear me next time.
Speaker 2: The sea on the side of my face. We're joined
Speaker 2: by the man behind the zoom chat from parts unknown.
Speaker 2: He's been called the Silent Majority. What a weird nickname
Speaker 2: to give yourself.
Speaker 5: Right, having an off day that day, you don't have
Speaker 5: to call me. I won't quit, I won't quit, don't
Speaker 5: quit quick making threats.
Speaker 2: And stop, won't stop? All right? So this is where
Speaker 2: we are counting down the top fifteen stories of the year.
Speaker 2: Fifteen through eleven. A bunch of fucking bangers. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: We got the Gorilla Verse Man Gorillas Verse Man yep.
Speaker 2: That was eleven. We got My Name is Chad? That
Speaker 2: was You're going all out order? That was thirteen. We
Speaker 2: got the Sandwich Assassin that was fourteen. We got La
Speaker 2: Boo Boo fifty and twelve the widow Our Did we
Speaker 2: do that? Did we do it in that order? Anyways? No? No? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So this is this is where we count down the
Speaker 2: top stories of the year. How are we ranking them?
Speaker 2: Are they the best stories, our favorite, yeah sure, bringing
Speaker 2: them by annoyance.
Speaker 3: We ranked them in a similar methodology to how FIFA
Speaker 3: gives out the Peace Award, and that you won't really know,
Speaker 3: and it's kind of us and our It's.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, time man of the Year, where people
Speaker 2: are like, do they like Hitler? It's like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: is just the man of the year. A lot of
Speaker 2: people are talking about this Hitler. Humh Yeah, people gotta
Speaker 2: say number one, number one with a bullet. No, these
Speaker 2: are just the stories that gave us the most joy
Speaker 2: or pain one of the two. Not so not. We
Speaker 2: we tried to. We did say, like in the last episode,
Speaker 2: we tried to in Pain, Sunshine and Rain singer too much.
Speaker 2: I think we wanted to avoid the real, real heavy ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I said so much sundowning. Oh yeah, the sun.
Speaker 3: Down and pain, Trump Sundown and Rain.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, and we might get to that in
Speaker 2: this in this countdoxt this very episode. It's it's entirely possible.
Speaker 2: Although I think Brian was talking about me when you
Speaker 2: talked about Sundown.
Speaker 4: No, this is just this the sundown episode, the.
Speaker 2: Sundown it is this does always feel like the part
Speaker 2: the time the year, because we're doing three days at
Speaker 2: this point, no longer the two, which we said too
Speaker 2: few recordings. We're adding a third recording every day. And
Speaker 2: you may notice that at this time of year, words
Speaker 2: start getting left out, words start getting added in our limit. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're a little bit more incoherent. So if you ever
Speaker 2: wanted to know what it was like to hear us
Speaker 2: record drunk, this is like, you know, it's.
Speaker 4: Like recalling all all of this ship that happened over
Speaker 4: the We're.
Speaker 2: Old story, it happened this year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because so much boofy shit happens.
Speaker 2: In a year. And I'm going to say, we've been
Speaker 2: going back through these, I've been like, okay, and this
Speaker 2: one I think happened in back in February, and then
Speaker 2: you go back and it's like September. Yeah, so there
Speaker 2: might be a bunch of stories we're leaving out from
Speaker 2: the beginning of the year. But guess what. That's what
Speaker 2: time does. Time's the best editor. It cuts out all
Speaker 2: the riff raft. So we got a couple of bankers
Speaker 2: bangars from the early part of the year. I think
Speaker 2: our number one is from the early part of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, a lot of more recent ones. We're gonna
Speaker 2: start off with an honorable Menshi didn't make the Top fifteen.
Speaker 2: Just just the keep trying, keep trying though the team.
Speaker 2: The selection committee was like, god, love, we'd love to
Speaker 2: include them, love to include Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey
Speaker 2: in our top fifteen. Yeah, superducer Victor is demanding a recount. Okay,
Speaker 2: well he just broke a window with the fuck Victor
Speaker 2: settled in. Yeah, that's your own house, dude, I gotta
Speaker 2: pay for that. This was big news when Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: announced her engagement to human Oak Tree Travis Kelcey, and
Speaker 2: people were, you know, mad and happy for the various
Speaker 2: reasons that people get mad and happy about every Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift piece of news. My main thing with this one
Speaker 2: was the way that the right respond to this immediately
Speaker 2: being like, oh, he's gonna put a baby in her Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ben Shah Ben Shapiro, in his everlasting quest to like
Speaker 2: have mainstream cultural relevancy, couldn't get that FYC, couldn't get
Speaker 2: that four year consideration campaign to give him a nomination
Speaker 2: for the Golden Globes, despite wearing very cool sunglasses at
Speaker 2: the end of the year wage jacket. Jacket. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 2: this is on ironically an excellent thing. Oh god, I
Speaker 2: hope many other single people follow their example. And then
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk back to date this one a little bit, okay,
Speaker 2: founder of Turning Point USA, said he hoped Swift and
Speaker 2: Kelsey have lots of kids and end up very happy.
Speaker 2: I hope you end up very happy. Who says? I
Speaker 2: hope you end up happy like Taylor Swift might go
Speaker 2: from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter, and
Speaker 2: we should celebrate that. We should have more children than
Speaker 2: she has houses, or she should have more children than
Speaker 2: she has houses. Okay. He implored her to reject feminism, adding,
Speaker 2: submit to your husband, Taylor, you are not in charge,
Speaker 2: oh boy.
Speaker 3: And yet look at them no, nowhere, nowhere near pregnant gregnant?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong? You are keeping close tabs on that month?
Speaker 2: I am, I do? They haven't been married yet, they're
Speaker 2: not together as man and wife.
Speaker 3: You're trying, then you're not really about that ship then, dude, right,
Speaker 3: you should be having a baby out of wedlock.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 2: you should just be singing songs. I would actually not
Speaker 2: be surprised if they haven't had sex, because that album
Speaker 2: that she released where she has like songs about how
Speaker 2: good his penises, Yeah, how that would work? How just
Speaker 2: like heroic and wonderful his penises like that? That's so horny.
Speaker 2: It's almost like, I don't know, I think this is
Speaker 2: the benefit of a long distance relationship. Maybe is that
Speaker 2: she's just.
Speaker 3: Like are do people blame her for the Chiefs not
Speaker 3: doing well this season? Like has that boomerang come.
Speaker 2: Around well last season? Like better than they had any
Speaker 2: right doing last season? I feel like people probably can't
Speaker 2: quite blame them. I think did they win a championship
Speaker 2: with her in the picture? I forget like when they
Speaker 2: got together, But I don't even know. I wish anyways,
Speaker 2: they are having a tough they're having a tough go
Speaker 2: of it more we feel very sorry for them. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I just it's wild that the right is so hungry
Speaker 2: for a like media win and media relevancy that they
Speaker 2: are trying to draft Taylor Swift's unborn children onto their team.
Speaker 5: They to yeah, yeah, it doesn't feel very racial draft
Speaker 5: like any other rich white children running around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 3: Fucking cool like if Sydney Sweeney hooked or something Apple
Speaker 3: Apple Martin, Apple Martin, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, dude, she's she's like all already and ship yeah
Speaker 2: shake her.
Speaker 4: Debut and Antifa. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: What was your what was your dream? Your wish? Casting
Speaker 2: for the right, it was sweet like Chuck late L
Speaker 2: or some UFC fighter. They'd be like, yes, exactly.
Speaker 5: She's just pregnant with a black eye all the time,
Speaker 5: the baby blacky.
Speaker 2: Everyone, I don't know what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's what they want.
Speaker 2: Genetic. Yeah, all right, onto the actual number ten on
Speaker 2: our list, and we're cracking the top ten. Hold onto
Speaker 2: your butts, folks, because it is Pete Haig Seth. In
Speaker 2: a few short months, maybe even one month, went from
Speaker 2: calling all the generals together for what a lot of
Speaker 2: people were worried was going to be, like we're starting
Speaker 2: World War three, boys, we're taking it back. It's retro.
Speaker 2: It's cool, we're going to do it, and instead he
Speaker 2: just like gave a long rambling speech. Actually it was
Speaker 2: like it wasn't rambling. I shouldn't say that. It was
Speaker 2: a long, very practice speech, including pauses for laughter and
Speaker 2: collapse and for like uproarious applause that just were filled
Speaker 2: with room tone and silence is like the buzzing of
Speaker 2: the av equipment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the crickets even died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the crickets all killed themselves at the first five
Speaker 2: minutes of his speech. And I don't know why I get.
Speaker 2: I guess like, when you're kind of drunk and flying
Speaker 2: off of whatever he's on, you're not doing a lot
Speaker 2: of like what would the audience think? You know, that
Speaker 2: pure impulse. And so he's up there giving a speech
Speaker 2: about how his audience are all fat fucks, like fat jobs,
Speaker 2: and then he's expecting them to be like, yeah.
Speaker 3: He's definitely like he was middling even when he was enlisted,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, And now I think all
Speaker 3: those people like this guy sucks, and now he's dictating
Speaker 3: to us the policies are of the Department of War.
Speaker 2: He definitely like yeah. It was always like, there's not
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 3: Be women because they're weak, bro, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like they got to get out of here too.
Speaker 2: It's just gonna be bro vers, bro, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. And we can use.
Speaker 3: Slurs, we can fucking assault people like violently, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, because that's how we're going to harden
Speaker 3: the soldiers. Yeah, it was a very fucking I think
Speaker 3: what start off as terrifying because you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: why is every like you know, a higher up officer
Speaker 3: in the military being summoned to one place? Is this
Speaker 3: a purge or an announcement of some like crazy military campaign,
Speaker 3: And like, oh, it's worse because it's this moron who's
Speaker 3: doing a raw ross speech that went absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also not quite as bad because it does
Speaker 2: seem like everybody fucking hates him and that the kind
Speaker 2: of gon is like not you know, not on board.
Speaker 2: Depends on what day. He did help with morale though,
Speaker 2: when he uh proceeded soon after that to kill a
Speaker 2: boat full of people, not the first time that that happened,
Speaker 2: and that's.
Speaker 3: No at the bottom of this, people like close to
Speaker 3: one hundred people have been killed so far with all
Speaker 3: these quote unquote narco terrorist boat strikes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they followed a boat and were like those look
Speaker 2: like drug people. I know a drug person when I
Speaker 2: see it you And from his speech to the Pentacon
Speaker 2: you could tell that he's always right about these sorts
Speaker 2: of things. And then they shot the boat with a
Speaker 2: missile exploded it from front to bad. The whole thing
Speaker 2: was a ball of flame, and then there were two
Speaker 2: people clinging to debris. And then he ordered that they
Speaker 2: go back and kill those people, which was pretty clear
Speaker 2: cut war crime.
Speaker 3: And no, that's not what I said. I said kill
Speaker 3: them all and don't leave any life. He decided to
Speaker 3: go back. I just said kill them all, kill them all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then he he proceeded to consolidate his
Speaker 2: grass up on all these generals by throwing an admiral
Speaker 2: who was taking orders from him completely under the buff
Speaker 2: as Miles reference, not a good look.
Speaker 3: What's so disorienting about the boat strike story is just
Speaker 3: the inconsistent application of the definition of war crime. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 3: just like it is so fucking convenient that it's like, well,
Speaker 3: I don't like heg seth. So that's that's any other
Speaker 3: war crimes that were committed under our watch. It depends
Speaker 3: on if I like the guy or if I can
Speaker 3: use it like rhetorically.
Speaker 4: Otherwise, you know, fame flexible.
Speaker 5: Most of the term narco terrorism because to me, the
Speaker 5: biggest narco terrorists are the United States government. Sure, they've
Speaker 5: waged so much terrorism on their own people and never
Speaker 5: admit it that it was a thing. So that's nice progress.
Speaker 3: I mean, we were released some files that kind of
Speaker 3: implied that, but I'm not gonna admit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, it's kind of the gist there.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's what's always really fucking like every time
Speaker 3: I hear that, it's it's really disorienting, and that's a
Speaker 3: war crime and that should not happen. And you're like,
Speaker 3: please review all of the policies of the United States
Speaker 3: if we're being serious here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but definitely shouldn't. And yeah, great, welcome to the team. Brother,
Speaker 2: glad you're noticing this for the first time. Should apply
Speaker 2: across the board. But hey, it is a bit like
Speaker 2: people being like, I don't like Donald Trump because he
Speaker 2: doesn't even try to get away with it. He just
Speaker 2: does the thing and doesn't he not even a good liar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we used to have to try. That's the main thing.
Speaker 2: That's my main issue is the decorum.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not the disappearing of people, the what Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know those people.
Speaker 2: I don't know anybody. Yeah, you're bad, guys, know.
Speaker 3: The narco terrorism designation does feel very like those dystopian
Speaker 3: sci fi things where like you see like the propaganda
Speaker 3: news broadcast and like, and they were part of the
Speaker 3: terrorist organization of course, of course.
Speaker 2: And we looked back and I know it seemed like
Speaker 2: an innocent wedding party, but we actually went back into
Speaker 2: their files. There was a lot of shit, a lot
Speaker 2: of weird stuff they were googling. So anyway, we entered
Speaker 2: the year in a bit of a not we but
Speaker 2: America entered the year with a bit of tech optimism.
Speaker 2: You know, I think the majority of people were like,
Speaker 2: Elon Musk won the election for Donald Trump, what can't
Speaker 2: these guys do? And I feel like we're in a
Speaker 2: different place, And it's thanks to some amazing seizing of
Speaker 2: the moment from various tech companies. There's obviously the AI
Speaker 2: that keeps telling people to kill themselves or that they're
Speaker 2: like the secret savior of mankind. When they're like I
Speaker 2: think I invented a new math, they're like, you know
Speaker 2: what I think you did, sir. Yeah. There was the
Speaker 2: Tesla bot kung fu display where it just looked it
Speaker 2: looked like a video you would see of like heartwarming
Speaker 2: ninety five year old gets his black belt and it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's not gonna actually look cool, Like the
Speaker 2: person looks like they're unsteady on their feet, and that's
Speaker 2: what the Tesla one looks like. And it was also
Speaker 2: doing practice punches and kicks and stuff that was like
Speaker 2: completely in line with the person that they were practicing against,
Speaker 2: almost like it was a fucking programmed.
Speaker 3: But it was nonsense and the movements were truly like, Oh,
Speaker 3: your uncle got a group on for fucking taekwondo classes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and now at the fucking Christmas dinner, he's gonna show
Speaker 3: you a fucking demo that's very You're like, I guess
Speaker 3: technically that looks like martial arts, but can we go now,
Speaker 3: because it's it's like this thing's gonna kick my ass.
Speaker 2: Everything that Elon Musk put out this year was like
Speaker 2: the like there. There were also his appearances on Rogan
Speaker 2: where he's like, listen to it, say, uh, call your
Speaker 2: mama a bitch war just like dying laughing while Joe
Speaker 2: Rogan can't even like muster. He tried a fake laugh.
Speaker 2: He did it bad. He tried, he tried, He kept
Speaker 2: trying to take it back to like damn, Like if
Speaker 2: you think about it, though, like that's actually crazy that
Speaker 2: it's even saying that right now, like this thing's just
Speaker 2: getting better and funnier and better and better. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: uh self driving cars running red lights and like freaking
Speaker 2: out like a student driver. Do you remember that one?
Speaker 2: Were you out there? Yeah? Where there's one who was
Speaker 2: like trying to start getting like real shaky as it
Speaker 2: came to a red light and then it just like
Speaker 2: went around traffic and threw a busy intersection. Yeah. But
Speaker 2: my favorite at number nine has to be Mark Zuckerberg's
Speaker 2: much anticipated demo of Meta's new AI glasses.
Speaker 3: So sick dude, super Remember he's he was calling this
Speaker 3: shit super intelligence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, this is next, So this is
Speaker 2: super What are you gonna call it? It's fucking super intelligence?
Speaker 2: You're basically Superman eight hundo for a fucking pair. Oh
Speaker 2: what can it do? Asshole check? Makes you look like
Speaker 2: a dick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, make you look like in fucking loser with eases.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know what the listeners are saying. Guys,
Speaker 2: this wasn't this year. Like now everybody around me has
Speaker 2: these AI glasses on. They're everywhere. It seems like they've
Speaker 2: always been here. It really was very recent. It was
Speaker 2: just September when Mark Zuckerberg dropped these on the world
Speaker 2: and everybody around you started wearing them. Oh wait, I
Speaker 2: haven't seen a single fucking pair. I've seen one pair
Speaker 2: in the wild, you have.
Speaker 5: I only see them in like weird tiktoks where dudes
Speaker 5: are trying to pick up on women or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, people were doing weird like on social media.
Speaker 2: It's always dudes do only people.
Speaker 4: It's like food reviewers and pickup artists.
Speaker 2: Food reviewers are perverts. Who do you think I hang
Speaker 2: out with guys? What do you that's my that's my crew.
Speaker 3: A little bit of Night's crew. Yeah, it's actually mostly
Speaker 3: food reviewers, real real straight lace spuds.
Speaker 2: But yeah.
Speaker 3: Here he is doing the demo where again he was like, dude,
Speaker 3: this thing could just look at food and give you
Speaker 3: a recipe.
Speaker 2: Like when it works, it met us start live ai. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so he throws to his homie starting Okay, a little delay,
Speaker 2: but we're back on track. You have here with soy
Speaker 2: sauce and other ingredients. Help. Hey, can you help me
Speaker 2: make a Korean inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich?
Speaker 2: Here you can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using
Speaker 2: soy sauce SESAMELI, what do I do first? Mmmm?
Speaker 4: Let her finish?
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 2: See this is first that that was not the window.
Speaker 2: The video did not freeze. So now great, a pair
Speaker 2: to add to the sauce. Oh look, this is going
Speaker 2: on with the recipe. Uh oh yeah, sorry it skipped
Speaker 2: three steps base ingredients. So now greate the pair and
Speaker 2: gently combine it with the based sauce.
Speaker 3: All right, I think the Wi Fi might be messed up.
Speaker 2: Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good, it's all good.
Speaker 2: It's all good. It's all good. I don't care. I
Speaker 2: don't care. I don't care. I actually think this is hilarious.
Speaker 2: The whole thing is that you spend years making technology
Speaker 2: and then the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3: At the day kind of Oh, it's the why you
Speaker 3: fucking coward.
Speaker 2: Also, it's not the fucking Wi Fi at the most technolo.
Speaker 2: I said this at the time. It's not the wife.
Speaker 5: Excuse twenty years ago, had an iPhone keynote. Uh it
Speaker 5: didn't work then?
Speaker 2: Also, that was it clearly was not an issue with
Speaker 2: the Wi Fi. It wasn't like freezing up. It was
Speaker 2: skipping steps that Wi Fi. Everyone who has used aid
Speaker 2: get into jack.
Speaker 5: All you do is you take the ingredients and the
Speaker 5: and then you cook them and that those are the instructions.
Speaker 2: I see that you've already combined the ingredients. Brian, Yeah,
Speaker 2: well do you do.
Speaker 3: It's the wi fi, I said, the guitar is out
Speaker 3: of two.
Speaker 2: Red slacks. Is a hit? No, it's a fucking l.
Speaker 2: But it's a massive l.
Speaker 4: Brother.
Speaker 3: There were so many also good ones. The one that
Speaker 3: I wasn't there for that I wish I was therefore,
Speaker 3: was the Russian So I'm yes.
Speaker 2: A I bought. Let's put this in Let's put this
Speaker 2: in international context because China, on the other hand, is
Speaker 2: not solely ruled by Holigarth. They've got like a strong
Speaker 2: central government that is, you know, taking some of the
Speaker 2: money that people make and then putting it back into
Speaker 2: technology to like try and make themselves competitive or whatever,
Speaker 2: probably doing all sort of yeah, we we wouldn't know
Speaker 2: in this country competitive, but you know, they they dropped
Speaker 2: an AI that was like open source and cost way
Speaker 2: less money and was better than the ones in the US.
Speaker 2: And they also gave us the first robot that people
Speaker 2: were like, wait, okay, this like we we've been expecting
Speaker 2: a robot for a long time where we were like, damn,
Speaker 2: that's actually pretty impressive, and we've gotten like those like
Speaker 2: Robot Dog Boston dynamic things that people say are like
Speaker 2: kind of pre programmed but or like you're seeing the
Speaker 2: one out of one hundred where it was like sick,
Speaker 2: I'm like doing doing good work. And when they tried
Speaker 2: to send it out in the wild, it got kicked
Speaker 2: over by people in Philadelphia, as it should be. So
Speaker 2: they dropped a robot on people that was walking very smoothly,
Speaker 2: to the point that people were like, unzip the back
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 4: Whoa, there's a person very smoothly walking very sexually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it's sultry. It's different. It's like made
Speaker 2: a real sex.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Also it had hips, way, it got its and it's
Speaker 2: got hips. It's got I said, it has more ass
Speaker 2: than it has any right to have. They were just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: give it, let's make it thick.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is what happens when a bunch of
Speaker 3: men build the perfect specimen, right, and it will have
Speaker 3: this waisted hip ratio and walk like this. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that call that motherfucker Christopher, because it was
Speaker 3: walking Okay, it was smooth and.
Speaker 2: To the point. Motherfucker Christopher, because it could be my
Speaker 2: guest anytime.
Speaker 5: I feel like they gotta they like did Mo cap
Speaker 5: on like a dancer to get that walk?
Speaker 3: There's very yeah, like an actor. Yeah, yeah, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of I mean it has a it has like
Speaker 3: the walk of like a main character. I think it
Speaker 3: was rather than being like we've achieved bipedal motion and
Speaker 3: it's walking like an eighty year old man.
Speaker 2: It's like yeah, yeah, it always walks like a fascinated
Speaker 2: old man. Yeah, it always looks like an old person
Speaker 2: who's walking on ice, like the bipedal robots. Like from
Speaker 2: the start, like yeah, they got that dog, but then
Speaker 2: like you see the bipedal ones and they're always like.
Speaker 5: Just like kind of just literally looked like it was
Speaker 5: about to do wushue or something crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's walking also like like a T one
Speaker 3: thousand too, like it's walking you down with like a
Speaker 3: menacing style too.
Speaker 2: I'm like this is anyway, So that was like real casual,
Speaker 2: real sexy, just like you asked Bust And then so
Speaker 2: that's like a view of like what technology is going
Speaker 2: to look like in the future. But if we want
Speaker 2: to know what technology is going to look like in
Speaker 2: our future, because America is not on its way to
Speaker 2: becoming the next China, it's on the way to becoming
Speaker 2: the next Russia.
Speaker 3: Foreign policies, Yeah completely, and we we.
Speaker 2: Got to see what Russia's answer to all that ass was,
Speaker 2: and this thing was. It was a triumph. Man.
Speaker 3: Those sanctions are hitting the sanctions, the sanctions are hitting.
Speaker 3: Bro It's I don't know what is going on, but
Speaker 3: this I wish I was there. I remember I put
Speaker 3: this in the dock that day, but we were out
Speaker 3: and yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: Actually our first time getting to hear your thoughts on this.
Speaker 2: Here it comes. It's playing the Rocky themes, playing the
Speaker 2: Rocky theme, and.
Speaker 3: It's a hot step and it's like it's doing the
Speaker 3: walk you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the old person on ice, your grand ice,
Speaker 2: your grandpa, got a bunch of water in his boots.
Speaker 5: It's it's like that thing where it's like, you know
Speaker 5: when an old person is falling for like sixty seconds
Speaker 5: before they hit the ground, it looks like that.
Speaker 2: This is the part too, because you can kind of
Speaker 2: tell it strokes out like if you watch the left
Speaker 2: foot they tried to make it them wave and it
Speaker 2: waves and then it doesn't. The heels not on the ground.
Speaker 2: Here it goes. They're reaching up. It's got people there,
Speaker 2: it goes, no tors so grand, so it falls over forward.
Speaker 2: They're already like grabbing at it looked so drunk. Nothing
Speaker 2: has ever looked a drunk person has never looked this trunk.
Speaker 2: It hits the ground and the entire fucking chest piece
Speaker 2: piece blows off and scatters it. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: when when your air pods fall out and like just shoot,
Speaker 2: like why they springlowed those in there? Like the funny
Speaker 2: part to.
Speaker 5: Me is is it's exactly like an old person, like
Speaker 5: they're gonna fall in about thirty seconds and you just
Speaker 5: know it's coming.
Speaker 2: It's and they know too. The handlers are like watch him,
Speaker 2: watch him.
Speaker 5: What don't know why they didn't jump in sooner because
Speaker 5: it was so clear it was going to fall over.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and like just this freeze frame, it looks
Speaker 3: like he said some wild racist ship at a bar
Speaker 3: and then fell over like because he's so not bears himself.
Speaker 2: And then the friends like, come on, rich, come on man,
Speaker 2: we got to get out of here. Then they came
Speaker 2: out with this moment is you think you've seen the
Speaker 2: best part of it, and then they pull a black
Speaker 2: curtain across the stage and it does hide up and
Speaker 2: so it's just it's not to do this frame too,
Speaker 2: the murder scene. They're trying to do it. Nothing to
Speaker 2: see here.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, like as if like when there's like
Speaker 3: a grizzly car accident, it's and like a body's been injected.
Speaker 2: They're like, yo, cover that up, man, But.
Speaker 5: They just did they have that tart ready there just
Speaker 5: in case it failed.
Speaker 3: Even the their failure protocol was so because did not
Speaker 3: work very well.
Speaker 2: Know that she was twisted up. Look at this and
Speaker 2: it seems more scooted the fucker off. Nothing to see here.
Speaker 2: Actually that actually didn't happen. What you just saw is
Speaker 2: was not was not the robot anyways, the crunk is
Speaker 2: shit dude.
Speaker 3: Also to just the rocky theme, and this little fucking shit.
Speaker 2: Bot comes out.
Speaker 3: And like the two people who are so powerful, who
Speaker 3: are like yes, yes, and everyone else like this is
Speaker 3: such a fucking l why would you even like there
Speaker 3: are toys that operate better than this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break we're gonna
Speaker 2: come back. We cracked the top nine. Would you believe it?
Speaker 2: We have a top eight, a seven, hell even a
Speaker 2: six coming up six just a bit, we'll be right back,
Speaker 2: and we're back. And speaking of the ones that we
Speaker 2: were out for, I was out for the next one.
Speaker 2: I just came back.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, Yeah, it was polya.
Speaker 2: I came back and it was this is in here.
Speaker 2: Why are we talking about baby drug fires? This one
Speaker 2: has to win SoundBite of the year. Oh and yeah,
Speaker 2: this is the only show that's on it. When you
Speaker 2: write the quote into Google, it's just TDZ soundbites over
Speaker 2: and over, Like there's a New York Times article that
Speaker 2: talks about his general run where he made this claim.
Speaker 2: But nobody's got that sound, that perfect nobody sound. But
Speaker 2: it's right there.
Speaker 3: Baby my infant nearly died huh in a drug fire
Speaker 3: for mass shootings.
Speaker 2: It tells you everything you need to know, right there,
Speaker 2: telling me.
Speaker 5: No one else picked up on how absurd that statement was.
Speaker 2: The New York Times did a little bit of debunking.
Speaker 2: But when you write those words into Google, it's like
Speaker 2: TDZ Instagram, TDZ read it. This is the number one dude,
Speaker 2: it's so it was so. I mean, I guess maybe,
Speaker 2: well obviously I.
Speaker 3: Don't count on the New York Times to do much
Speaker 3: or as if to be like, guys, this is the
Speaker 3: most hard hitting journalism we've done.
Speaker 2: Okay, is to get hung up on this stupid SoundBite.
Speaker 3: But just the idea, like on its face, it was
Speaker 3: so absurd because this is with the background of trying
Speaker 3: to justify a federal invasion of DC, right and in
Speaker 3: justifying that, you needed propagandists like Benny Johnson out here
Speaker 3: to say shit like, oh my god, DC is so bad.
Speaker 2: You know how bad My infant nearly died. Oh my
Speaker 2: thank you God in a drug fire, in a drug fire.
Speaker 3: For mass shootings and mash e so you have maybe
Speaker 3: you have infanticide, you have drug fires, mass shootings. This
Speaker 3: club has every, this, this his city has everything.
Speaker 2: Thank you, mister Trump. I thank you from the bottom
Speaker 2: of my heart. Let's see, let's just go through a
Speaker 2: couple details here, because he did in fact live in Washington, DC,
Speaker 2: so no lies detected. This was in a piece on
Speaker 2: Benny Johnson. The speaker of said quote right wing influencer
Speaker 2: that they were like this guy's like a plagiarist and
Speaker 2: a known liar, and he's been like proven to be
Speaker 2: full of shit over and over and over again, so
Speaker 2: I looked into it. In fact, according to this New
Speaker 2: York Times article, police regular show, nobody has been murdered
Speaker 2: since at least twenty seventeen on the Black Pom, mister
Speaker 2: Johnson lived and his home was not burned. His next
Speaker 2: door neighbor's house was burned. So do it a little
Speaker 2: bit of exaggeration, would you say it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that I think, or just just fucking lying.
Speaker 2: You know, my home was burned to the ground. People
Speaker 2: were murdered in my front yard, was what he said.
Speaker 2: Elsewhere in the thing, and the police were like that, No,
Speaker 2: nobody was murdered. There was a shooting on your block
Speaker 2: right to the hospital.
Speaker 5: Maybe give him the benefit of then, maybe his kid
Speaker 5: got a cough from the smoke from the fire.
Speaker 2: Next door nearly died after mass shootings.
Speaker 3: No, it was the drug fire after It wasn't the
Speaker 3: mass shootings. I'll be I'll be genuine here.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 5: It was absolutely so did the mass shooting trigger the
Speaker 5: drug fire?
Speaker 4: Is my question?
Speaker 2: No, it's in this one.
Speaker 3: He's basically throwing together three events that he's trying to
Speaker 3: create as like an omni crisis that he was experiencing.
Speaker 3: Shooting after It's not causal, No, it's just three man
Speaker 3: and also three coincidences. It's I think it's also just
Speaker 3: funny too, like when you do you do shit like
Speaker 3: this and you just show you absolutely don't give a
Speaker 3: shit about anything around you or the area, and you're like,
Speaker 3: oh my, I.
Speaker 2: Got to get out of this fucking place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about what about the people that almost actually
Speaker 3: died in the drug in the in the house fire,
Speaker 3: or people are like gonna no, No, these are merely
Speaker 3: just sort of inputs that I used to generate my victimhood.
Speaker 2: That's right. I mean Donald Trump will tell you there's
Speaker 2: young women walking through the White House all the time.
Speaker 2: They say thank you, mister President exactly, and I don't
Speaker 2: follow up with them. I just should see it. I
Speaker 2: know what they're saying, and they're saying, thank you for
Speaker 2: cleaning up the streets. You're like Steven Sagall in many ways,
Speaker 2: here save me.
Speaker 3: I go through there and I'm walking through the White
Speaker 3: House and who's there but George Washington himself and Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2: And they're very they're very still, they're very stoic. And
Speaker 2: the only quote about how young he runs into young women. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he runs into young women in the White House, like
Speaker 2: you mean the people who work for you.
Speaker 3: This is like, it's clearly a lie you've been saying
Speaker 3: since you used to say on the streets of Manhattan, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then now you've just adapted it to be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the other place where people are free flowing through the
Speaker 3: just like the streets of Manhattan, the White House.
Speaker 2: But one more time, Benny, my infant nearly died in
Speaker 2: a drug fire. Their drugs. Mass shootings, okay, multiple mass shootings.
Speaker 2: Oh god, people were murdered in my front yard, bro, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: what about those people? They're not real people. We actually asked,
Speaker 2: we asked the police, and they said they don't matter.
Speaker 2: They don't It don't matter at all.
Speaker 5: The annoying thing is that my driveway was staying right, yeah,
Speaker 5: exactly by a new more powerful pressure washer.
Speaker 2: Do you know what smoke damage is like? To remediates
Speaker 2: much money.
Speaker 3: We have a seven by ten foot Ethan Allen rug
Speaker 3: that we might have to throw out.
Speaker 5: We had to redo all of our window treatments, all
Speaker 5: of the oh God.
Speaker 2: Anyways, the real victim. We had to take a moment
Speaker 2: to stop down and honor the real victim, which is
Speaker 2: Benny Johnson. Yep, yep. And another victim too, I guess
Speaker 2: is our next one too, Yeah, another victim number seven.
Speaker 2: JD Vance killed the Pope.
Speaker 3: Yeah remember this folk, Yes, I love that, I love
Speaker 3: I love this one because we're just adding more to
Speaker 3: the lore of jd future President JD Vance. Not only
Speaker 3: houch copulator in chief, but hey, pappal side.
Speaker 2: Is that the word? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, little side of
Speaker 2: papal sum up on the crime side, the PayPal side,
Speaker 2: Dana love. Huh there's no drive? Yeah, yeah, there's a
Speaker 2: good picture. One of the last pictures we have of
Speaker 2: his eminence, Pope Francis alive and it is JD Vance
Speaker 2: walking up to him with both arms out in front
Speaker 2: of him like like he isn't moving his arms and
Speaker 2: the Pope looking like he knew it was coming.
Speaker 3: It looked like as if he's like the devil has
Speaker 3: been threatening the Pope his entire life and say.
Speaker 2: You will see me, Francis.
Speaker 3: And then when he saw the JD Vance he's like,
Speaker 3: oh shit. It's always easy to forget the JD. Vans
Speaker 3: is a calf because he has like such born again
Speaker 3: Christian he's a convert right, and yeah, but he's like
Speaker 3: that new type of Catholic I know, like he just
Speaker 3: he just converted and he's way too excited about it.
Speaker 4: And doesn't actually know what it is.
Speaker 2: Doesn't know what it is well being Catholic.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what it is, but I I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: It seems cool. You get you eat way first. Like
Speaker 2: my favorite part is.
Speaker 4: You can be the as big a piece of ship
Speaker 4: as you want.
Speaker 2: And at the end, if you say sorry, you get
Speaker 2: to go to heaven. That's right, Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's what it is?
Speaker 3: Like it's just uh no, I'm like I'm more saying
Speaker 3: in the sense that like it's really so shallow enough
Speaker 3: to be like, God, I'm a piece of shit. I
Speaker 3: think I need to do this and hopefully like I
Speaker 3: don't burn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe he's.
Speaker 2: Got to hedge my bets just in case, wager baby. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: His reaction was like anyone who saw that Tom Petty
Speaker 2: concert right before he died in la He was just
Speaker 2: like immediately like yo, yo, this is kind of crazy, dude,
Speaker 2: Like I was just damn dog, I was just with him.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know was like his response was so stupid.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if this was any other person, these guys
Speaker 2: would be freaking out about if the people like they're
Speaker 2: they're just letting off so much smoke that they're the
Speaker 2: anti Christ like jade Van's Peter Tiel, like, if they
Speaker 2: weren't so weird and annoying about claiming everybody else was
Speaker 2: the Antichrist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Just that's what's freaking me out. I'm like, well, shit,
Speaker 2: is this real? There's an Antichrist? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do I need to get right because if they look
Speaker 3: like it, especially with the Joe Rogan, what's more virgin
Speaker 3: than computer AI will be Jesus. I'm like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: trying to I mean, they're trying to speed run this
Speaker 3: new like techno religiosity shit. But fine, you know, but
Speaker 3: I do not believe all the controversies you hear about
Speaker 3: roboth theism.
Speaker 2: We'll just say that. Yeah, I just wanted to. I
Speaker 2: just want to say, right up front, up front, what
Speaker 2: is it? Just don't just don't believe. Don't believe the haters, Okay,
Speaker 2: who I'm not going to tell you my name necessarily,
Speaker 2: but I will tell you don't believe the haters.
Speaker 3: Are they did they like did the GPT like learn
Speaker 3: from Catholicism to be like you never heard okay before,
Speaker 3: hold on just before you ask what it is.
Speaker 2: Don't believe all this shit you hear okay, very line
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 5: Krad He's like, there were rumors that there was a rumor,
Speaker 5: but that was just bullshit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean Peter Teele was all over the
Speaker 2: place given his antichrist lectures while also being like does
Speaker 2: humanity need to come to an end so a better
Speaker 2: robot future could take over? I don't know, these are
Speaker 2: just questions. Thirty second pause. Well, he just like starts
Speaker 2: sweating profusely.
Speaker 3: I know, he's sweating like like like a demon pretending
Speaker 3: to be a human, And it's like absolutely taking to
Speaker 3: your limit where you're like, I'm losing it.
Speaker 2: I know a guy who's absolutely at his limit. His
Speaker 2: name is Peter Kiel. That is a way that Satan
Speaker 2: kills in movies, like I'm pretty sure in the Amityville
Speaker 2: Horror there's a part where like a priest comes face
Speaker 2: to face with the evil spirit in the house and
Speaker 2: like almost dies and then in the Exorcist, like a
Speaker 2: priest is trying to, you know, go up against the
Speaker 2: evil spirit and gets like thrown out. Yeah, and like,
Speaker 2: I'm just like to meet the pope and have the
Speaker 2: Pope die immediately while you're selling yourself as like the
Speaker 2: number one Catholic. That's not an insignificant amount of smoke
Speaker 2: to people who like believe in Catholicism like that, that's
Speaker 2: kind of you mean, people who are highly highly superstitious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to just be like, yeah, hours later the dang pope died.
Speaker 3: Are there any Catholics though that? Look that are I
Speaker 3: mean that are mumbling about that.
Speaker 2: I'm over here mumbling them you got to or else?
Speaker 2: What's the point all these fucking ghost stories? What's the fun?
Speaker 2: Why are we not like that? Is?
Speaker 5: Like I feel like miss all the ghost story and
Speaker 5: exorcism stuff is pushed by the Catholic church too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man, you got one right here. Hello, you
Speaker 2: got a great one right here. Someone you don't like
Speaker 2: the new American Pope. And by the way, this might
Speaker 2: just be what it took to get an American poem.
Speaker 4: And honestly, when you look at JD.
Speaker 5: Vance's face, he looks like someone you would cast in
Speaker 5: one of those seventies Exorcist movies as like an Antichrist.
Speaker 2: He has that look, yeah, the deep set eyes.
Speaker 3: And yeah it's also the eyelinery, thick eyelashes, dude, because
Speaker 3: I always say he looks like he's part of Zod's.
Speaker 2: Crew from Superman A little bit. Yeah, maybe keep them
Speaker 2: in a two D triangle, just like weak chinned Zod homie. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: But they all kind of got the sort of dark hair,
Speaker 3: beautifully manicured beard, dreamy, just as.
Speaker 2: A humor says message.
Speaker 3: But dick, he'd be so funny if he he was
Speaker 3: like actually wearing a ten and a half, but he
Speaker 3: had he's always trying to fill out at thirteen.
Speaker 2: He's like clomp clop, clopping around.
Speaker 4: He leaves that tissue paper in the toe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't even realize that
Speaker 2: other people take it out. It keeps your toes warm,
Speaker 2: you know, that tissue at the end. What what for
Speaker 2: packing it? Yeah, for your feet to stay warm. All right,
Speaker 2: let's take another break. We're gonna come to our sixth story,
Speaker 2: which is a bit of an omni story.
Speaker 4: To our senses.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back and we're back, and you know,
Speaker 2: all the rage with the kids is here fucking brain rot.
Speaker 2: And I think there's a good dang reason is because
Speaker 2: the dang president's brain's rotten.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Number six on the list,
Speaker 3: the six god himself, Donald Trump's so.
Speaker 2: Many stories about his brain melting, it could have taken
Speaker 2: up both six and seven. Oh wow, how much this
Speaker 2: guy's dang brain has rotten the two hemispheres of the
Speaker 2: brain when you do six s. There was a moment
Speaker 2: towards the end of the election where he like was
Speaker 2: really like out on his feet, like just seemed to
Speaker 2: be losing it that I was like, oh shit, Like,
Speaker 2: if Kamala wins, this would be it for Trump, Like
Speaker 2: his brain is breaking.
Speaker 4: She just has to come out and blow on him
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Just like all we need is that he just needs
Speaker 2: a slight push and he's gone for good. Like that
Speaker 2: would be the end of the Mega movement because he's
Speaker 2: not going to hold up for another four years. And
Speaker 2: obviously that was way too uh wishful for like Kamala's
Speaker 2: ability to garner votes, the mainstream Democratic Party's ability to
Speaker 2: get votes. However, what we're seeing instead is that he
Speaker 2: won and that shit is happening. His brain is rotting.
Speaker 2: It's like cotton candy that somebody poured coke on. It's just.
Speaker 3: Filing outs, just a big brown cloud after.
Speaker 2: So, I don't know, do we just want to like
Speaker 2: talk about our favorite like there's a great There's enough
Speaker 2: to fill out an Oscar category of nominees for favorite
Speaker 2: brain rotted ass moment of the year with our president.
Speaker 3: Every single one. It's more just like, what were the
Speaker 3: ones that weren't terrifying?
Speaker 4: Do you guys want to go individually like what we
Speaker 4: mean personal favorites.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give a list of nominees. Okay. There was
Speaker 2: the How'd you do that? Probably the least terrifying. It
Speaker 2: was just him talking about his son Baron, being a
Speaker 2: computer whiz, and the thing that he was impressed by
Speaker 2: was Baron's ability to after Trump said close the computer,
Speaker 2: not close the computer, or close it and then open
Speaker 2: it back up and turn it back on. And I
Speaker 2: look at him and I say, as you do that.
Speaker 2: There was a related story elsewhere where he was talking
Speaker 2: about cars and he said everything is computers.
Speaker 3: That was the White House lawn Tesla sales pitch commercial.
Speaker 2: It feels like a different decade. By the way, that
Speaker 2: seems like it can't possibly have been this year, but
Speaker 2: it was. I mean, this isn't necessarily related to his
Speaker 2: brain melting, but his face did look like Haley joel
Speaker 2: Ozma in Ai when like the things are going wrong
Speaker 2: on the inside and things are sparking, and like one
Speaker 2: half of his face like starts to melt down. That
Speaker 2: was happening here and there there was his inability to
Speaker 2: pronounce the key ingredient and tail and all and a,
Speaker 2: I see, Dave, you're gonna need to help me about
Speaker 2: see if.
Speaker 4: I can do this.
Speaker 5: I like how you immediately abandon it and he's like, look, man,
Speaker 5: you know it is a metaphin, but I bless.
Speaker 7: You shab Do, which, it should be noted, was not
Speaker 7: an incidental part of the press conference.
Speaker 2: The entirety of the press conference was to make the
Speaker 2: claim that a seed, a medapine, the key active ingredient
Speaker 2: in Thailand all causes autism. You would think you would
Speaker 2: do enough homework to know how to pronounce a key
Speaker 2: active ingredient that that would be an incorrect assumption.
Speaker 5: You know what else you would think that Thailand all
Speaker 5: would do anything about it, like Thailand, I'll get up,
Speaker 5: upland they're lying about you.
Speaker 2: There was the time that a guy fainted away in
Speaker 2: the middle of his press conference. So this was a
Speaker 2: really good one because a guy fainted in a press
Speaker 2: conference while he just stood there and didn't do shit.
Speaker 5: He got up the no no while he photo shopped
Speaker 5: himself badly into the scene some right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Crazy thing was he got up as if he's like,
Speaker 3: oh see this is where I get up and I
Speaker 3: stand like a sentry real quick. Like that was like
Speaker 3: as if that was his brain was like okay, Donald,
Speaker 3: do your partner.
Speaker 2: Everybody's looking at the guy who died and he's just
Speaker 2: standing facing forward like we're still taking the picture, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's worth noting that was the same press conference
Speaker 2: where he first started falling out in the middle of
Speaker 2: Like it was it opened with doctor Oz giving a speech.
Speaker 4: Part one was him falling asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Doctor Oz gave a speech and when he
Speaker 2: said like that America can sleep again, Trump like literally
Speaker 2: fell asleep like doctor doctors said people can sleep again,
Speaker 2: and he like was so sleepy that he just had
Speaker 2: to take that shit. Literally, yeah, fell asleep.
Speaker 3: It's always sick when people are I mean, it shows
Speaker 3: how strong you are when people are giving a speech
Speaker 3: and they basically do it at your bedside. Like the
Speaker 3: lectern was next to the resolute desk so Trump could
Speaker 3: just sit while it was happening. It's such an odd
Speaker 3: visual where it's like, well, I can't get up, so
Speaker 3: just bring the lectern here so it looks like I'm here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had them put wheels on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then yeah, a company rep from one of
Speaker 2: the one of the healthcare companies that was there literally
Speaker 2: passed out, which would seem like, I don't know, the.
Speaker 4: Stock price went down after that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I know Tylan al sure did,
Speaker 2: but Tylan, I'll get up, passed the fuck out, and
Speaker 2: uh Trump. I think Trump's weird response and like just
Speaker 2: being like, am I still asleep? Is this really happening?
Speaker 2: Was overshadowed a bit by RFK Junior fucking bolting out
Speaker 2: of the room, but again, just like an amazing display
Speaker 2: of just being confused and not knowing what the fuck
Speaker 2: is happening at all.
Speaker 3: The speed run towards fascism is also happening too, because
Speaker 3: they like the people behind this movement who really want
Speaker 3: like like the policy changes, know that they have like
Speaker 3: a human rubber stamp in the form of a senile Trump.
Speaker 3: You basically get as much through because he has no
Speaker 3: fucking idea what's going on, and not even as if
Speaker 3: he did, he'd be like, well, I don't agree with this,
Speaker 3: But even more so because it's like, dude, let's go
Speaker 3: over to fucking Baron's house. His dad's so old, we
Speaker 3: can play with nuclear warheads exactly.
Speaker 2: Trump is the presidential equivalent of the parent who's like
Speaker 2: passed out on the couch and you're able to drink
Speaker 2: all their beer.
Speaker 3: Drink, drive their car, shoot the guns out of the
Speaker 3: car if you want, like whatever, shoot the car.
Speaker 2: Who gives a shit. It's a fucking piece of shit anyway.
Speaker 3: But then the ones I think that were the most
Speaker 3: repeatable for these two, I do think it is honorable
Speaker 3: mention to bring up this one.
Speaker 6: If we remember, nothing bad could happen, It can only
Speaker 6: good happen.
Speaker 2: That was a good one. That was also a good one.
Speaker 3: Nothing bad can happen, it can only happen. That's also
Speaker 3: a quotable.
Speaker 4: It sounds like something Homer Simpson would.
Speaker 3: Say, just for the record, I think so people can
Speaker 3: hear the acidif.
Speaker 6: Effective, immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians at the
Speaker 6: use of I said, well, let's see how we say that.
Speaker 2: How you say that.
Speaker 4: You stopped immediately?
Speaker 2: Ah, well men, okay, No, I'm gonna do it on
Speaker 2: my own. I'm gonna do it myself. Give me the keys, Dad,
Speaker 2: a big I can do it. I can. I can drive.
Speaker 2: Just good, just good.
Speaker 3: Then there's obviously everything's computer.
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. This is a different panel that everything's.
Speaker 3: Computer, man, God, legendary, and then a different panel then everything.
Speaker 2: I just I love that overwhelmed.
Speaker 5: The bite of the automotive industry and how they've no way,
Speaker 5: he's just he's just saying what he sees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all computer. I don't know what this ship is.
Speaker 2: Is everything's computer?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think the one that got the most
Speaker 3: mileage as just a fucking repeatable is definitely the Baron.
Speaker 7: Is Baron's aptitude in your view business.
Speaker 2: Or politics, maybe technology.
Speaker 6: He can look at a computer, I try and turn
Speaker 6: it off. His turn it off. I turn off his laptop.
Speaker 6: I said, oh good, and I go back. Five minutes later,
Speaker 6: he's got his laptop. I said, how do you do that?
Speaker 6: None of your business? Dad.
Speaker 4: I just love how this gives you a glimpse into
Speaker 4: their relationship of.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, oh, ex, definitely are you winning son that
Speaker 2: you smell like this bitch the fuck out of here?
Speaker 2: All right, baby, I love you. I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: My number one though that we haven't covered yet is
Speaker 2: just because we knew that he was being given a
Speaker 2: cognitive test like in past years. Yeah, but he has
Speaker 2: since gotten it in his head because he likes he's
Speaker 2: been in ensconced in just like a cocoon of yes
Speaker 2: man for so long that like he just can't even
Speaker 2: have a thought that like, maybe this is embarrassing what
Speaker 2: I'm doing, And so he just keeps fucking bragging about
Speaker 2: this cognitive test we have.
Speaker 5: The cognity gets like every three months, it seemed, because
Speaker 5: every three months because they know he's teetering on the
Speaker 5: edge of not being able.
Speaker 2: To identify the root is a lion and which one
Speaker 2: is a camel.
Speaker 5: That's the wildest thing to me. I feel like he's
Speaker 5: had like seven of these in his two terms, and
Speaker 5: I've never heard of a cognitive test before.
Speaker 3: Well, there's also the MRIs where they're like, oh, these
Speaker 3: are preventative MRIs or something, and like they are. Few
Speaker 3: doctors came out and they're like, there's no such fucking
Speaker 3: thing as that preventative. As you're a monitor, you're you're
Speaker 3: curious about what the fuck is going on, and that's
Speaker 3: why you're doing it. It's like, and now we're gonna
Speaker 3: scan your brain and heart preventatively.
Speaker 2: It's all part of a preventative measure.
Speaker 3: The other thing though, too, with the cognitive test, it's
Speaker 3: clearly a product of because he has such a child
Speaker 3: like mind now in his senility, just like how the
Speaker 3: Johnny and Fantino FIFA piece orders like and this is
Speaker 3: your award can show are you ready to take your
Speaker 3: your how smart a my test?
Speaker 2: Mister president? Absolutely, I'm ready day one. I'd like to
Speaker 2: see AOC do this.
Speaker 3: It's like when my my grandmother would be like, you
Speaker 3: need to eat spinners like Popeye so you could be strong.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll be strong. She's like, yeah, you can
Speaker 2: be strong like Popeye, and I'm like hell yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I thought I was I was not fucking
Speaker 3: strong because I ate that ship. But I believed for
Speaker 3: a moment, I believed because I had a child like mine.
Speaker 2: I can I can pick up on complex patterns like
Speaker 2: one A two, you have no idea where it's going. Well,
Speaker 2: what do we have here? That's what see? And then
Speaker 2: I get that right. The doctors look at me, they say,
Speaker 2: how do you do that? They say so with tears
Speaker 2: running down their face.
Speaker 5: They walk up to him and they give me a
Speaker 5: big good in my forehead and they say, how you
Speaker 5: do that?
Speaker 2: I say, nanny your business. Yeah, this ship doesn't get better.
Speaker 2: It's it doesn't. He's not going the other way, no one.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing where they say too.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of speculation about the Alzheimer's medication he
Speaker 3: might be on, because they're like, oh, the hand bandages
Speaker 3: look like maybe he's getting like quembi, which is like
Speaker 3: in Alzheimer's medication, maybe like through his like wrist or something,
Speaker 3: and that's why he's like now the bandages are ever
Speaker 3: present short for quembin yama. That's how they say Wemby's
Speaker 3: name in France Limby Quinby. But yeah, like and I
Speaker 3: think a few like a few medical people were saying, like,
Speaker 3: you know, the one of the side effects, he's like,
Speaker 3: you're energy level goes in the toilet, which we could.
Speaker 2: Explain the sleepiness.
Speaker 3: But also to your point, it's like this is only
Speaker 3: for early and it's effective for a small number of
Speaker 3: people in the early phase. Once it progresses, there's nothing
Speaker 3: that can be done. And again, if you've had relatives
Speaker 3: go through this kind of mental decline, you know that,
Speaker 3: like it's it's hard enough when they have no job
Speaker 3: or responsibilities. Now map the presidency over that and whatever.
Speaker 2: Who fucking knows. Yeah, it is wild that our very
Speaker 2: last president showed us exactly like this is bad man.
Speaker 2: You can like have somebody in there who doesn't really
Speaker 2: know what's going on, yeah, and everybody will just like
Speaker 2: protect them. And then now we're getting like that ramped
Speaker 2: all the way up. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeahah yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 2: let's just keep giving them awards and treats. Yes, four years,
Speaker 2: it'll be good, be good for everyone, all right. That
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