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Speaker 2: Up, Episode three oh three, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: Say it the same photo backwards. I love it.
Speaker 2: It's a palindrome, absolutely, And yet the word palindrome isn't
Speaker 2: a palindrome. Isn't that wild? It's like the word phonetically
Speaker 2: is not spelled with an F. That's crazy because I
Speaker 2: have a Sonos system and Sonos is a palindrome.
Speaker 3: S O n O. If that's I don't know how
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's no, but it's not. It's not only a palindrome
Speaker 2: backwards and forwards. It's the same thing upside down. You
Speaker 2: turn the word Sono's upside down, it reads so nos.
Speaker 2: You can't. You can't invert it, flip it, smack it up,
Speaker 2: flip it, rub it down. Oh that's amazing. S O
Speaker 2: n O.
Speaker 3: S isn't that wild?
Speaker 2: And I think you and I got our Sonos systems
Speaker 2: from for the same way?
Speaker 3: Yeah we did so so yeah, so so why does it?
Speaker 2: Why isn't the word for that sonos and that paladine
Speaker 2: and not palo? You think you think when a word
Speaker 2: has spelled the same forwards and backwards. Well, because sons
Speaker 2: isn't a word, it's the name of a brand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but who created the word palindrome? For palindrome? Why not?
Speaker 3: Why wasn't it called sons? Agreed?
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I said. Why isn't phonetically spelled with
Speaker 2: an F? Phonetically it means to spell it the way
Speaker 2: it's exactly, and phonetically is not spelled the way it sounds.
Speaker 2: I mean it's based on the word phonics. I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And please don't start with the drive on a parkway,
Speaker 2: park on a driveway thing, because that's explainable, right, all right,
Speaker 2: Well we're talking about letters and sounds. I could have
Speaker 2: been in a whole heap of hot water today, Brody,
Speaker 2: I you and hot water? How could that be? What
Speaker 2: did you do?
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 2: I'm on the radio today. You know our boy Greg
Speaker 2: t the Jersey kid, of course. Yeah, so he was
Speaker 2: posted he's posts off to do a new Jersey Now, yeh,
Speaker 2: that's big thing.
Speaker 3: I'm casually scrolling through his through my feed, my Instagram feed,
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, his daughter Jada in a bikini,
Speaker 3: pops up on my Instagram.
Speaker 2: Like a consecutive like three, you know, three pictures like
Speaker 2: like kind of like you know, like a slide show.
Speaker 2: Would you follow? You follow her account or he's posting them? No,
Speaker 2: we follow each other. No, it's it's her. Now you
Speaker 2: follow his daughter? Yeah, her daughter follows me. But but
Speaker 2: that's besides the point. This is the bigger problem.
Speaker 3: Here is this.
Speaker 2: Okay, what you didn't like the picture, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I did not like it. Here's here's the here's the problem.
Speaker 2: I know I know Jada since before she was born.
Speaker 2: Well that's yes, we all do. And so she's thirst
Speaker 2: trapping on a beach somewhere. These aren't just like, oh hi,
Speaker 2: it's me on a beach. It's her, Like, yeah, she's posing,
Speaker 2: she's eighteen. But then the thing is this, I can't
Speaker 2: like the picture of Rody. How am I gonna like
Speaker 2: her pictures? I did everything I could to stop my
Speaker 2: because I'm a I'm a scroll, I'm a scroll, and
Speaker 2: like her, I go scroll like like like like like
Speaker 2: you know, I'm a like.
Speaker 3: A like a like a like a.
Speaker 2: I just can't go up the because I like to
Speaker 2: just give everybody love. I'm like whoa you know, It's like,
Speaker 2: you know, the cartoon with the brakes. Oh yeah, thank god, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't like it.
Speaker 2: But the weird part is, am I crazy for not
Speaker 2: liking it? Am I am? I? Is it all in
Speaker 2: my head? Because I'm thinking perception is reality? If I go,
Speaker 2: if I liked God forbid, I like that picture, what
Speaker 2: would people think that are watching that seeing that picture?
Speaker 3: It'll be liked by Scury Jones and others. But you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the pictures now. You know what's funny.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say her name. Obviously you didn't say
Speaker 4: her name, did you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she there's somebody else with her name on
Speaker 2: Instagram because it happens and we have mutual friends following
Speaker 2: the other person by mistake.
Speaker 4: Oh but anyway, Yeah, I'm looking at these pictures. Dude,
Speaker 4: she's a pretty girl. Yeah, but you can't like them. No,
Speaker 4: you can't know.
Speaker 3: No, this would be this would be crazier if you
Speaker 3: actually like them.
Speaker 2: The weird part of this to me is I she's
Speaker 2: I think it's weird you're following her. I think you
Speaker 2: need to unfollow her. Okay, that's gonna make it even
Speaker 2: more awkward. That was my next question.
Speaker 3: Dude, She's not going to know you unfollowed unless yes,
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 2: Dude, everybody knows. She's gonna be like, why is uncle
Speaker 2: scary unfollowing me? She's going to tell her to ask
Speaker 2: her dad, why is.
Speaker 3: Uncle scary following them?
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, she has a she has well
Speaker 2: over a thousand followers. She would notice she probably has
Speaker 2: one of those programs everyone does. All the kids, do
Speaker 2: they know if you wouldn't follow them or not? All
Speaker 2: the kids?
Speaker 3: That was me. I used to do that. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: used to do that. All the adults. Oh, the brodies
Speaker 3: you do that? You you? You?
Speaker 2: You should be following her anymore. Dude, she's like seventeen
Speaker 2: years old. Same thing happened with Scotty's daughter Ashley. She's
Speaker 2: posting stuff all over the place at the.
Speaker 3: Beach, so you gotta I have to go out of
Speaker 3: my way.
Speaker 2: No. The thing is, I've liked her pictures before that
Speaker 2: were just regular, wholesome, no wholesome family fun pictures. Hold
Speaker 2: on a second. Hold on, Okay, if what's the reason
Speaker 2: you follow? What's the reason you follow a celebrity on Instagram?
Speaker 2: What's the reason you follow anyone? You follow?
Speaker 3: What's the reason.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't have a reason.
Speaker 2: You want entertainment. Why does anyone follow anyone on Instagram?
Speaker 2: It's a great question.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You follow them to see their content, right, You follow
Speaker 2: to see their lives. You follow to see what they're
Speaker 2: up to. Here's the problem, though, But no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you can't. I can't back out of this parking space.
Speaker 3: Though it's too late.
Speaker 2: You can't her.
Speaker 4: You have to like scott Okay, you have to tell
Speaker 4: brag you don't feel comfortable.
Speaker 2: In the case of Scottie Bee and his and his
Speaker 2: daughter's Okay, if if it's him with his daughter in
Speaker 2: the picture, sure I'll like it because it's safe.
Speaker 3: You his account. You shouldn't be on her await is she?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: On his account?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: You should not be following?
Speaker 2: All right? Okay, so a while ago he posted his daughter.
Speaker 2: Find out you're following my kids accounts, I'd be upset.
Speaker 3: I'm not. Don't worry about it. I'm not trust me.
Speaker 2: Uh but but whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 3: They're not attractive enough to follow? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: My kids are gorgeous?
Speaker 2: Okay? Wait a second, you're trying to trap me in
Speaker 2: both ways. I can't win. So now, so now, if
Speaker 2: I don't follow your daughter's right, if I don't follow
Speaker 2: your daughters, you're you're offended.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm offended.
Speaker 2: If you because you don't think that they're attracted to follows,
Speaker 2: I'll be pissed off at you. You'll be offended, So
Speaker 2: I can't win.
Speaker 3: Hold on.
Speaker 2: A few weeks ago, great daughters are of age now,
Speaker 2: Greg t posted one of my other buddy, Jason posted
Speaker 2: his daughter at dance dance recitals or something, and I all, fine, No,
Speaker 2: she's like sevent Okay, dude, once they get into bikini age,
Speaker 2: you got to stop that. And then i'm I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't don't get off. No, no, don't get off.
Speaker 2: You need to unfollow. No, I didn't follow. I didn't
Speaker 2: like the pictures, or I did like it because we're
Speaker 2: on his account, But don I'm like, are you giving
Speaker 2: me permission to like it? Because you're posting these like now,
Speaker 2: it's weird. So if the dad or mom posts the
Speaker 2: pictures of the kids at their dance were silent, it's
Speaker 2: just bizarre. I just I'm I'm more about how people
Speaker 2: are gonna view me. I don't want you people thinking
Speaker 2: of me as oh pervy, scary like that picture.
Speaker 3: I let me ask you a question. Ask your question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a scroll through instant stories or Instagram
Speaker 2: pictures without looking at who's posting.
Speaker 3: You're just looking at the pictures and the pictures all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 4: Let's say now you follow a lot of women, few friends,
Speaker 4: co workers, people.
Speaker 2: Just whatever. I mean, I follow listeners, listeners follow me back.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just let let's say Sabrina carpenters at the beach
Speaker 2: ye and she posts like bikini shot, Like what like? Okay,
Speaker 2: hold on, Sabrina Carpin, I will like it from the
Speaker 2: neck down, puts up a bikini picture. It's attractive girl.
Speaker 2: She's old enough to like, oh hold on, stop talking.
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, that girl's got a nice chest.
Speaker 2: You're a very pretty BIQUI oh she oh a nice picture, right,
Speaker 2: and you like it yeah, And then then you look
Speaker 2: at the name right and you go, oh crap, it's
Speaker 2: great T's daughter. Well do they get a notification if
Speaker 2: if you liked it and then you unlike it, and
Speaker 2: then they see the like.
Speaker 3: Is not theation goes that's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, But then my point is, for a split second,
Speaker 2: you could see a girl in a bikini, think it
Speaker 2: might be someone that it's cool to look at, but
Speaker 2: it's actually Greggd's daughter, and you have to go, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: that's what happened in this case. Oh okay, that's my point.
Speaker 4: You need to unfollow right away because one of these
Speaker 4: times is gonna go what a nice ass?
Speaker 3: Oh shit. But some people say that you admit it.
Speaker 4: You have you have accounts on Instagram, you Google, you
Speaker 4: have Google accounts.
Speaker 3: Madison Beer.
Speaker 2: Who Madison Beer, Madison Beer. Okay, so Madison Beer's bent
Speaker 2: over at the beach. You're like Madison. You look up
Speaker 2: and it's great To's daughter. No, no, that can't happen.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a for instance. I'll give you for instance.
Speaker 2: Last night I was scrolling Instagram stories, uh, and I
Speaker 2: came across.
Speaker 3: You know, you know, your tap tap tap to you
Speaker 3: see when you like. Yeah, so I'm I'm.
Speaker 4: Tap tap tapping, and I'm like people I like, but
Speaker 4: I don't care for this. I don't care what they
Speaker 4: ate about.
Speaker 2: And I see a video and it's it's about a
Speaker 2: bird that's following a cat and every time the cat
Speaker 2: stops to turn around, the bird turns like, I'm not
Speaker 2: following you. It's hilarious. Only one of my friends would
Speaker 2: ever post that. And I looked up and yep, it
Speaker 2: was Bethany from our show. Right, Okay, I but I
Speaker 2: but my point is I enjoyed the video before I
Speaker 2: looked up and noticed it was Bethany.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, you are going to enjoy a mid drift.
Speaker 4: You are gonna enjoy a bikini line, a tan line,
Speaker 4: a thong. Stop it, and you're gonna go, oh look
Speaker 4: at oh fuck you have.
Speaker 3: If she's gonna be posting.
Speaker 2: And by the way, the fact that you called her
Speaker 2: pictures at the beach in a normal bathing suit.
Speaker 3: You said she's posting thirst traps, Well that's what.
Speaker 2: The fact the fact that you now talk about great
Speaker 2: T's daughter and pictures of her thirst traps you need
Speaker 2: to unfollow her. Yeah, I mean, but that was just
Speaker 2: an observations she posted, Like, there's no other reasons she's
Speaker 2: doing that. I'm like, because I know people with the
Speaker 2: method behind the madness people.
Speaker 3: Hold on guys have never posted pictures them at the
Speaker 3: beach just because guys post thirst traps all the time.
Speaker 4: Dude, She's like six seventeen years old with a cute,
Speaker 4: adorable smile on her face, going look at me.
Speaker 2: I'm at the beach.
Speaker 3: Stop it boobs up. No option issue is yeah?
Speaker 2: I like that. You know that right off the top
Speaker 2: of your head, you're on her. Well, I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: I'm just I don't know what to do. This is
Speaker 2: a really okay rough spot because minute, by the way,
Speaker 2: hold on, I'm more.
Speaker 3: You gotta get up more and more of my friend.
Speaker 2: I'm at the age now where my friend's daughters are
Speaker 2: becoming of age.
Speaker 3: They're turning eighteen and going to college.
Speaker 2: And these are just innocent accounts that you knew as
Speaker 2: a kid, and now they're growing up and and it's like.
Speaker 4: You gotta you gotta pull the rip cord. You gotta
Speaker 4: ta you gotta tag out.
Speaker 3: Well, So then I guess the question, the ultimate question
Speaker 3: is I guess you already answered it. But my question
Speaker 3: is am I?
Speaker 2: And I asked us on the radio this morning to
Speaker 2: my coworkers, I mean, am I crazy? Am I overthinking it?
Speaker 2: That if God forbid I liked it? Or if I
Speaker 2: should have if I liked it? Because she's looking for likes,
Speaker 2: is would people look at me, look at me like
Speaker 2: I'm a pervy, creepy guy more so than they do now, yes,
Speaker 2: And what was the consensus this morning?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that Danielle.
Speaker 2: Danielle was like, yeah, well, I'm just analyzing who liked it,
Speaker 2: and it's basically all her girlfriends. And if it's like
Speaker 2: you're just all her girlfriends and oh uncle Funkle scary,
Speaker 2: well yeah, because don't forget you're you're, you're you and
Speaker 2: I are both blue check marks on Instagram, right right,
Speaker 2: so our ship pops up more. Yeah, So if you
Speaker 2: like it, it's gonna be like, oh, like by Scary
Speaker 2: Jones and eleven hundred others, right or whatever your name
Speaker 2: is gonna be first.
Speaker 3: You gotta get out of that. You gotta unfollow follow.
Speaker 2: She reached an age where you need to unfollow when
Speaker 2: she was when she was eight, she was putting drawings
Speaker 2: on the refrigerator like, oh look, look, dude, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: support Greg D's daughter. She's no longer Gregg's daughters. Now
Speaker 2: I know, I know, And this is the this is
Speaker 2: the first time this is happening. And with Scotty Bee's daughter,
Speaker 2: this has happened a couple of times too with my buddy,
Speaker 2: my other buddy, Jason's daughter, Like these.
Speaker 3: These girls, and again, are you following Jason's daughter?
Speaker 2: Because dude, I followed them from from ute with kids?
Speaker 3: Why would you follow? Why would you want to look
Speaker 3: at pictures?
Speaker 2: Because they follow No, because they follow me and they
Speaker 2: follow you. They expect me to somebody on Twitter yesterday
Speaker 2: was like someone on Twitter followed me yesterday.
Speaker 3: You know, hey, I followed you. Can I get a
Speaker 3: follow back?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 3: No, I'm somebody job to follow you. They follow people.
Speaker 3: You want to see pictures to me? Listen to me.
Speaker 2: It's bragging rights for them. It's a cool factor. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: so you want to be the cool guy. I got
Speaker 2: Scary Jones following me?
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: You think she tells anybody her father's greg t You
Speaker 4: think she needs to tell people that she got Scary
Speaker 4: Jones to follow her.
Speaker 2: They think it's cool, The kids love it.
Speaker 3: It's you think that's what she was thinking of those
Speaker 3: pictures on the beach.
Speaker 2: And I can't believe you're making me rethink Instagram now
Speaker 2: and this is and TikTok, like you know, people can
Speaker 2: go look at you follow list right right? So you
Speaker 2: want them to like, look.
Speaker 4: At your follow list and see that you're following Uh,
Speaker 4: little girls in bikinis.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it wasn't meant to be that. I
Speaker 2: want to know what the slices think. Leave a talk
Speaker 2: back on this. Am I crazy years? Brodie nuts and my.
Speaker 3: Hearing father of a teenage girl?
Speaker 2: Is it wrong?
Speaker 3: And it would be more wrong if it was your daughter?
Speaker 3: But now talk back? Yes?
Speaker 2: And is it too late for me to unfollow her
Speaker 2: because she's gonna get offended now that I'm gonna if
Speaker 2: I'm right to apologize, all right, I'll be right back.
Speaker 3: There's one republic I'm gonna. I'm gonna go follow your
Speaker 3: daughters on Instagram right now. I'll kill you.
Speaker 2: With sar and Brody. Dude, I can't even follow my kids.
Speaker 2: They all have private accounts, so don't even Okay, don't
Speaker 2: even bother looking.
Speaker 3: They know better, they know better. Yeah, I'm I am
Speaker 3: something else? I am? Hey, am I going to see
Speaker 3: you later today? Brody?
Speaker 2: Uh? I don't think so well. Our friend Iz is
Speaker 2: celebrating a birthday today.
Speaker 3: Have your birthday?
Speaker 4: I naz, Oh, yeah you told me so, I'm going
Speaker 4: to be in your neighborhood tonight, but I will not.
Speaker 3: I don't think i'll be seeing you. What time is
Speaker 3: the party starting? Five o'clock? Yeah, I gotta uh, I
Speaker 3: have to.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing my daughter, who lives not far from you,
Speaker 2: my oldest tonight, uh, for coffee and stuff.
Speaker 3: So I want to not be at the party. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna bail on my daughter.
Speaker 2: Also, I have to confirm with her that her private
Speaker 2: account as private on social media.
Speaker 3: I just gave you some homework. That's not a bed. No,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I know that private. They're all private. I raised them
Speaker 2: that way because of the job I used to have.
Speaker 3: Right ah. By the way, I have a phone.
Speaker 2: Call today with a guy who's very big in radio,
Speaker 2: very long time radio person who used to work with us,
Speaker 2: doesn't work with it anymore. But I knew him before
Speaker 2: he worked at iHeartRadio, and he was instrumental in pushing
Speaker 2: me to get into radio and to quitting my job
Speaker 2: and starting at ZE one hundred for no money.
Speaker 3: And I haven't spoken to in a while. I have
Speaker 3: a phone call with him today. I'm very excited. I'm
Speaker 3: just throwing that out there. I reached out to him
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, what's going on? He said, Oh, we
Speaker 3: should can't catch up. So I haven't spoken to him
Speaker 3: in like ten years.
Speaker 4: All right, But the man whose fault it is that
Speaker 4: we have this podcast?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: I want to I want to talk to you about
Speaker 4: animals or living creatures that aren't people.
Speaker 2: Right, No, I want to get your opinion, bees or squirrels.
Speaker 2: I'll let you decide which I go first with. Bees
Speaker 2: Are bees?
Speaker 3: Bees? Okay?
Speaker 2: So when I had a house throughout the year, you
Speaker 2: would have different bug problems. You know, we would have
Speaker 2: a hornet's nest in the soffitt outside the house, we
Speaker 2: would have a wasp nest. Yellow jackets would be living
Speaker 2: in the ground. You'd have to get the exterminated to
Speaker 2: come spray them, you know, spray the nest, spray in
Speaker 2: the holes in the ground. And forgive me if I
Speaker 2: got which bug wrong. But some of the yellow and
Speaker 2: black flying bugs that look like bees, some of them
Speaker 2: live in the ground, some of them living like crevices
Speaker 2: outside and occasionally they would get in the house, so
Speaker 2: you'd have to spray to kill them.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So you'd think that's what people would when they see
Speaker 2: large amounts of bugs what would you do scary bees, hornets,
Speaker 2: yellow jackets, wasps? Kill them if you saw them, kill them? Right,
Speaker 2: So a threat to me, and it's gonna st me. Right,
Speaker 2: you're done, I'm sorry. So I'm in a Facebook group
Speaker 2: in one of the towns I used to live in,
Speaker 2: and somebody says, I'm having uh, there's a large amount
Speaker 2: of it doesn't matter, let's just say bees. Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: call them bees. A large amount of bees in my backyard,
Speaker 2: and it's they seem to be breeding.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of bees. What should I do?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: So somebody writes, well, you know it's really hot out
Speaker 2: this time of year, you should put out a bowl
Speaker 2: of water for them, because there's probably no water sources
Speaker 2: in our area for them to drink out of. And
Speaker 2: this soud goes, oh, that's a great idea. You don't
Speaker 2: want them to dehydrate, And at that point I'm thinking, yeah,
Speaker 2: I fucking do exactly, Yes, I want them to dehydrate.
Speaker 2: I want them dead so I don't have to pay
Speaker 2: an exterminator to come kill them. I don't want them
Speaker 2: when I had a house, I don't want them all
Speaker 2: around my pool, sting in me, sting in my kids.
Speaker 3: I want them gone.
Speaker 2: Stinging you sting in me?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Sweet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, lo jagget Okay.
Speaker 2: So then somebody says, if you put out a bowl
Speaker 2: of water, that's great, but if you put rocks in
Speaker 2: the bowl of water that are higher than the level
Speaker 2: of water, it will allow the.
Speaker 4: Bees to have someplace to land so that they can
Speaker 4: safely drink the water.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm glad that we're looking after them. At
Speaker 2: this point, I'm screaming, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: What? What are you making bees like cats and dogs for?
Speaker 2: You know, you should put a bed out for the
Speaker 2: bees to sleep in. To fuck out of here. I
Speaker 2: want the bees off my property. And you are cultivating
Speaker 2: a fucking spy resort for the bees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: You know it's a bees world and you're just living
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: This is their world.
Speaker 2: So the first person is like, yeah, no, I want
Speaker 2: to get rid of the bees. They're like, no, they're natures.
Speaker 2: Their natures create. Sure, we need them for honey into polliniz.
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: You know, my respect, honey in my backyard either it's sticky.
Speaker 2: The problem is people are going to give you hell
Speaker 2: for something like a bee, because if you if you
Speaker 2: google all the benefits of having bees and yellow jackets
Speaker 2: and and and bugs of that nature on earth. It's
Speaker 2: part of the ecosystem, it's part of the circle of life.
Speaker 3: They all have a.
Speaker 2: Benefit and if if you were to wipe them out,
Speaker 2: things would be off kilter, and then other bad shit
Speaker 2: would happen, and it will be a domino effect of awfulness.
Speaker 2: So so you hold on, wait, wait, hold on, wait, Okay.
Speaker 3: However, if this conversation was about.
Speaker 2: Mosquitoes or rats or things that are looked upon as
Speaker 2: vermin or awful roaches and water bugs, then they wouldn't
Speaker 2: be trying to create a safe haye for them.
Speaker 3: They would be like, yeah, fucking kill them.
Speaker 2: But with bees, people are gonna they're gonna give you
Speaker 2: some pushback. And I could understand their little community there
Speaker 2: of why they're trying to protect them, because they feel
Speaker 2: they do more good than harm. And so you're the one.
Speaker 2: You're the problem. It's you, David Brody. So you think
Speaker 2: you think people are looking to save them? Yeah, because
Speaker 2: they Okay, okay, so hold on right, First of all,
Speaker 2: if you kill a couple hundred bees in your backyard.
Speaker 4: You're not throwing off the ecosystem of the state of
Speaker 4: New Jersey. I think you're okay, right.
Speaker 2: Second, of all these same people, now, I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's the same people.
Speaker 4: I didn't match up names. Another person posted and said
Speaker 4: they're having a problem with squirrels. Squirrels.
Speaker 3: What do I do? Sorry, squirrels, No, not squirrels.
Speaker 2: Squirrels. No, not squirrels. They're not squirrels. It's a squirrel.
Speaker 2: It's they're not squirrel, they're square. It's two syllables, squirrels. Okay,
Speaker 2: it is it's not it's not squirrel. No, it's squirrel.
Speaker 2: It's all squirrel, but squirrel. No, it's not a squirrel.
Speaker 2: It's not astro from the Jetsons.
Speaker 3: Okay. I've always had trouble with that word squirrel.
Speaker 4: Squirrel. Continue, it's too much. Are in your squirrel? It's
Speaker 4: too much. Anyway, Now, squirrels serve a part of the ecosystem.
Speaker 4: They clean up the acorns, and they whatever squirrels do,
Speaker 4: they do so. Another person a few days later posts, Hey,
Speaker 4: I'm having a problem with squirrels. They're getting in my attic. Uh,
Speaker 4: they're on my you know, they're on my trees. They
Speaker 4: a couple of them landed in my pool.
Speaker 2: What do I do about my squirrel problem? So somebody said, well,
Speaker 2: you can put out squirrel traps and then when you
Speaker 2: catch them, you get a bucket of water and you
Speaker 2: drown them in the bucket of water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I said, so I'm like, what, wait a minute,
Speaker 4: they say people are to save in the bees. They
Speaker 4: want this woman to drown a squirrel. So so so
Speaker 4: it gets worse. So I chime in, because haven't you
Speaker 4: people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?
Speaker 3: Pauls. I was waiting. I was waiting panic.
Speaker 4: So I I I add my two cents and I say,
Speaker 4: you know, when I lived in that town, I hired
Speaker 4: this exterminator and they trapped the squirrels in a in
Speaker 4: a safe cage, and they took them to a park.
Speaker 2: In another town. No, they were they were released. They
Speaker 2: released in another town. Right, Okay, Now that seems like
Speaker 2: a human thing to do. So whenever we had a
Speaker 2: squirrel problem, we were putting an addition on our house.
Speaker 2: The roof was left somewhat open, so squirrels were getting
Speaker 2: into the attic right because we had we had added
Speaker 2: put an edition on that's my favorite book.
Speaker 3: Growing up Squirrels in.
Speaker 2: At absolutely so.
Speaker 3: So we we had like two or three squirrels a week.
Speaker 2: So the guy would come from the past control company
Speaker 2: and he would trap put traps in the in the attic,
Speaker 2: and when they got caught, he would take them and
Speaker 2: release them in a park u you know, in another town. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so they wouldn't come back to my house. Here's the problem.
Speaker 2: And some of you slices are yelling at your phones
Speaker 2: right now or your radios or whatever you're listening on.
Speaker 2: A bunch of people then attacked me and said, what
Speaker 2: are you a twelve year old?
Speaker 3: Kids?
Speaker 2: It's illegal to release squirrels in other towns. They're killing
Speaker 2: them and they just don't want to tell you. Scary Wow,
Speaker 2: my past control company was killing these squirrels and I
Speaker 2: thought they were just releasing him into the.
Speaker 3: Why you really thought that they were doing that? Apparently
Speaker 3: it's like the dog is going to live on a
Speaker 3: farm story.
Speaker 2: You tell people right, well, when you bring dogs and
Speaker 2: cats to a shelter, nonchways, and most of them, a
Speaker 2: lot of them are will eventually euthanize and kill them.
Speaker 2: That's why I say, unless it says unless it says
Speaker 2: no kill shelter. Okay, but but they don't when you
Speaker 2: don't when you give a dog to a shelter, they
Speaker 2: don't say, we're definitely gonna put this dog on a
Speaker 2: farm somewhere. They told me we're bringing the squirrels. No,
Speaker 2: you know me, I'm not gullible. I don't normally fall
Speaker 2: for this to the happy Home. But I looked it up.
Speaker 2: But they don't.
Speaker 3: They don't release squirrels in other towns.
Speaker 2: They killed them, but they kill them. These squirrels died
Speaker 2: because they happened to wander into my house with an
Speaker 2: open roof. You know, but say they must save the bees,
Speaker 2: save the bees my family.
Speaker 4: If yeah, if my family knew that when we had
Speaker 4: squirrels in the house, they were killing the squirrels, we
Speaker 4: would have been living with squirrels in the attic. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we would not have had them killed, which I guess
Speaker 4: in retrospect is Okay, we got rid of the squirrels.
Speaker 2: But I feel bad for the squirrels. Yet I don't
Speaker 2: feel bad for the bees. Is that because they're cuter
Speaker 2: and if squirrels had tails like mice, they'd be mice
Speaker 2: and you'd be like, fuck them. I mean, squirrels are
Speaker 2: just hairy, fluffy looking rats. Yeah, like like to me,
Speaker 2: like all rats, rats, All rats must die. In my opinion,
Speaker 2: what's one of my favorite thresh metal songs? If it
Speaker 2: looks like if it's a little mousey thing, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know, you want to kill a mouse too?
Speaker 3: Would you kill to kill? But he's the thing.
Speaker 2: I want the bees dead. I don't want the squirrels dead.
Speaker 2: And yet the people in the town I live with
Speaker 2: want to be They used to live. They want the
Speaker 2: bees alive and the squirrel's dead. They have no problem
Speaker 2: with You know, this mirrors real life. It's it's the
Speaker 2: same way we regard hot people versus ugly people. Right,
Speaker 2: because while you're referring to Greg T's daughter roaches, now
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like roaches and water bugs, vermin rats,
Speaker 2: ugly disgusting but separated dugs.
Speaker 4: Bugs people like, oh, let it crawl on my head,
Speaker 4: look out cute. It's yes, it's still a fucking bug.
Speaker 2: It's cute.
Speaker 3: You don't kill lady bugs, you don't kill butterflies.
Speaker 2: And if you put if you put wings, ugly wings
Speaker 2: on a water bug, right or or ugly wings on
Speaker 2: a caterpillar, you'd be like, oh, that's gross. You put
Speaker 2: pretty wings on a on a thing and you call
Speaker 2: it a butterfly. Butterfly, it's a butterfly you put. But
Speaker 2: if you put like devil wings on a roach, you'll
Speaker 2: be running for your life. You know what? You know what?
Speaker 3: Let the caterpillar live, but kill the slug. Kill the worm?
Speaker 3: Why don't kill the slug? Where's are going kill the worm?
Speaker 3: What I bring with?
Speaker 2: It's all subjective, everybody. This is no different than your
Speaker 2: town Facebook page, which you know trying. But except for
Speaker 2: the fact that they think bees provide a service to nature.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. What doesn't a drown a squirrel?
Speaker 2: But what does squirrels? What do they provide?
Speaker 3: Squirrel? What do squirrels provide for us?
Speaker 2: They clean up the acorns in your backyard. Oh so
Speaker 2: you got that's free labor pretty much. But what are
Speaker 2: they easing for the environment because the acorns can be
Speaker 2: sitting there? They don't The acorns aren't really you want
Speaker 2: me to google it. But the acorns if they sat there,
Speaker 2: who gives a ship? Don't they become part of like
Speaker 2: the earth? Isn't there like, don't they self recycle somehow
Speaker 2: if they fall on the floor in the grass.
Speaker 4: Squirrels are an important member of the forest ecosystem and
Speaker 4: can help sustain and expand plant communities because they do
Speaker 4: seed and spore dispersal. Ah, they bury nuts and seeds
Speaker 4: in the soil, which then grow into trees because they
Speaker 4: often forget where they are, so you're you're also trees
Speaker 4: yea even and they forget where they plant it, so
Speaker 4: they become trees.
Speaker 2: So you're a fucking our ecosystem by killing these squirrels.
Speaker 2: But not no, unbeknownst to you. Okay, I'm sure there's
Speaker 2: some women in the Midwest that grew up on farms
Speaker 2: that could do this, And I don't mean that in
Speaker 2: a bad way. But I don't think the average thirty
Speaker 2: five forty year old woman living in New Jersey is
Speaker 2: going to take a squirrel and drown it in a
Speaker 2: bucket of water.
Speaker 3: No, because this guy suggested it. Now, that is brutal.
Speaker 4: That is, although I feel like we have a couple
Speaker 4: of listeners who might be able to do that, Like
Speaker 4: I think that the Bronx and Brooklyn, Yeah, you might
Speaker 4: be able to do it. I think I think as
Speaker 4: be able to do it, but most of our listeners.
Speaker 4: I don't think Jimmie from Queens would drown a squirrel.
Speaker 3: I want to hear.
Speaker 2: I want to hear some talkbacks on that on where
Speaker 2: do where do you draw the drown a squirrel? Now?
Speaker 3: Where do you draw the line?
Speaker 2: MJ? Is it dead?
Speaker 3: I think it's dead. I'm not sure if it's dead.
Speaker 3: Is it dead?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it's dead. So kill the bees,
Speaker 2: which I don't think you should. I think you should
Speaker 2: keep the bees. I think I let I want to
Speaker 2: give them a rock garden to playing well, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't promote their hir ability.
Speaker 3: I mean people build bird houses for birds. What do
Speaker 3: they call those things?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Uh, when you put it in a pool, it's it's
Speaker 4: called oh, it's like there's a word for it. It's
Speaker 4: an it's like an element, but you put it in
Speaker 4: put whatever. Anyway, it should build one for them, like
Speaker 4: a waterfall, but like a whole, like a cabana system
Speaker 4: but like.
Speaker 3: Cool off and nasty creatures also share those houses with
Speaker 3: those birds and things.
Speaker 4: A feature that's a feature feature? Yeah, yeah, okay the
Speaker 4: bees and not fuck this?
Speaker 2: Ohs podcast, We will be right bad. You're a very
Speaker 2: feisty man, David Brody. Well, when it comes to animals, yes,
Speaker 2: I have a dog story for you later, story about
Speaker 2: about seeing eye dogs, which is gonna freak you out.
Speaker 2: So somehow I got into a conversation with the people
Speaker 2: on The Big Show about.
Speaker 3: About people's the Neig Show doing. By the way, the
Speaker 3: Strand Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Great. Elvis just celebrated his sixtieth birthday, right, yep, Actually
Speaker 2: it's Monday, Monday's and sixties.
Speaker 4: It's I know when his birthdays. And yeah, party everybody
Speaker 4: everyone was there.
Speaker 3: Look good.
Speaker 2: There was a big surprise party for him. Uh, we
Speaker 2: surprised him last weekend.
Speaker 3: That was kind of cool. A lot of people were there.
Speaker 3: Look look like a fun, fun party.
Speaker 2: And uh we got into a conversation about the rating
Speaker 2: system and rating people dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, for whatever reason, people have to take exception
Speaker 2: to everything I say. And I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: by design or maybe I'm crazy.
Speaker 4: But because people don't speak in the language that people
Speaker 4: used to speak, and you still speak.
Speaker 3: That way I speak Brooklyn Eese.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and most people speak that way in private amongst
Speaker 4: their friends, but in public you can't. You can't say
Speaker 4: that girls a seven anymore, well, because you're objectifying and
Speaker 4: rating a war.
Speaker 2: Right. Well, okay, so that's where the fund comes in. Right,
Speaker 2: It's about dating up versus dating down, and using the
Speaker 2: number system in context with it.
Speaker 3: Here's here's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Conversation that that morning show has had seventeen times. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's a little different these days. Right, So if
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna start with with me, okay, because
Speaker 2: it's probably easier to describe it this way. If I'm
Speaker 2: a five or six, Okay, let's just say I'm a
Speaker 2: five or six in the looks department, but I have
Speaker 2: no baggage, like, no kids, I've never been divorced, and
Speaker 2: I have a very good job with some perks.
Speaker 3: My number might go up, right, My number might go
Speaker 3: up to somebody of course, yeah yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Other people.
Speaker 3: So it's like a lever.
Speaker 2: You know, your number can go up and down based
Speaker 2: on not just looks, but what else do you have
Speaker 2: going in life? And it could be you could be, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, a millionaire, right, with great looks, but
Speaker 2: you've been married four times, so you have a terrible
Speaker 2: track record and right.
Speaker 3: There's different things that attribute points. Right, so maybe your
Speaker 3: your your number goes down.
Speaker 4: So Jeff Bezos is not a great looking man, right,
Speaker 4: He's worth hundreds of billions of dollars.
Speaker 2: All that said, the problem we have in society why
Speaker 2: so many people can't link up is because people who
Speaker 2: are fours, fives, and six's not just in the looks apartment,
Speaker 2: but what you bring to the table. Let's just pull
Speaker 2: it the whole package. People in the whole package, the
Speaker 2: entire package. Oh but you could involve your personal package, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: but fours, fives and sixes, yeah, are trying to date eights,
Speaker 2: nines and tens. All right, Well, every tennis player wants
Speaker 2: to play someone who's better than them, but the people
Speaker 2: who better than them.
Speaker 3: The don't want to play them. Right, Well, that's the problem.
Speaker 2: The eights, nines, and tens are busy dating other eights,
Speaker 2: nines and tens because they're dating. They're dating nines and tens.
Speaker 2: Like the eight's want nines and the fours one eighths.
Speaker 2: Correct the issue an eight that wants a four. The
Speaker 2: problem is if you're a four to five and six,
Speaker 2: And that's where we got to go, and that's you
Speaker 2: can go six, seven, eight, you can write, you can actually,
Speaker 2: But the problem is there are people that are four
Speaker 2: fives and sixes that are looking at you. The four
Speaker 2: fives and sixes are trying to date you, but you're
Speaker 2: not looking in that direction. You're looking at eights, nines,
Speaker 2: and tens. So you're looking over here, off to the right.
Speaker 2: Someone's looking at you. You're But meanwhile that person can
Speaker 2: be a great match for you. Those file four fives
Speaker 2: and sixes should be people on your radar, but they're not,
Speaker 2: you understand.
Speaker 3: So that's why.
Speaker 2: There's so many there's so many unhappy people in this world.
Speaker 3: I think, well, there's so many unhappy shallows people. Right.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're dating, dating, dating everything, people you know.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying that if you're a woman who or
Speaker 2: a guy who has kids and has been divorced and
Speaker 2: you know you're looking for to date, you're not not
Speaker 2: going to date you. Hold on, hold on, Let's not
Speaker 2: make it that having kids and being divorced are negative.
Speaker 2: They're not.
Speaker 3: See they're not. I never said see this is where
Speaker 3: people are gonna get, but.
Speaker 2: Don't give me and then say don't see these are
Speaker 2: hypothetical things.
Speaker 3: All right, if someone's not looking first.
Speaker 2: But the thing is that person then complains they've been
Speaker 2: single for three four years, and you know what you're saying,
Speaker 2: they should lower their standards. Guys, screw all women, you know,
Speaker 2: screw you know.
Speaker 3: I've so.
Speaker 2: But but I'm like, well, maybe you should be looking
Speaker 2: in your arena. Maybe you should be looking in your
Speaker 2: range of number. And I'm not again, we're not talking
Speaker 2: about specific like looks four, fives and six is okay,
Speaker 2: we were going we're using the number.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hire guys richly. Guys are higher up in
Speaker 3: points and yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: So my question of your world, So my question to
Speaker 2: you is, how do people how do we solve this problem?
Speaker 3: How do we solve this?
Speaker 2: I look at it this, I look at it this way.
Speaker 2: You are dating someone who is much more attractive than you,
Speaker 2: and I mean that as a compliment to her. Okay,
Speaker 2: but you have fame and money, so that brings you
Speaker 2: up a couple of points.
Speaker 3: Right, so I can play in that arena.
Speaker 2: Right, But if you lose your job and your money,
Speaker 2: you fucked exactly her. You know she's gonna be good looking,
Speaker 2: at least for twenty years. I'm not yet, and if
Speaker 2: you love her, she'll be good looking forever. I don't mean,
Speaker 2: by the way, I don't mean to pick on no,
Speaker 2: but you, but you dated up, but you have package.
Speaker 2: The reason why I bring this specific example up is
Speaker 2: because we're we got We've got a phone call on
Speaker 2: the air from a woman in her fifties who had
Speaker 2: This was a real life situation, So women in her
Speaker 2: fifties trying to date guys now. And she's like, and
Speaker 2: she had you know, she she's a single mom, and
Speaker 2: she's just upset and pissed off at the world because
Speaker 2: she can't find a guy. And I'm I'm thinking, there's
Speaker 2: probably ten great guys right under your nose, but you're
Speaker 2: not looking at them. You're looking at the unattainable guys
Speaker 2: that are looking at.
Speaker 3: People who are on their level.
Speaker 2: They're you know what I'm saying, You're looking up and
Speaker 2: they're looking up that, you know.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So so yeah, so I wish I could have given
Speaker 2: her advice, but instead I got clobbered and said, like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean she sure she's if she wants
Speaker 2: to date guys, it's nine and tens. She should absolutely
Speaker 2: get to date them. But I'm like, but that's not reality,
Speaker 2: that's not reality. They're not going to go for her.
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't know that they're not going to go
Speaker 4: for her if she's willing to say stick it out mate,
Speaker 4: first of all, but.
Speaker 2: She said she said nothing but bad listee. Her Her
Speaker 2: point was, I've had a bad line. It's just like
Speaker 2: it doesn't work, it doesn't listen.
Speaker 3: She's not going to lower her standards, right.
Speaker 2: Define lowering your standards rather than lower being reasonable about
Speaker 2: your situation.
Speaker 4: Okay, Let's say you're in the job market, right and
Speaker 4: you'd like a job for two hundred thousand dollars a lot.
Speaker 4: So you wait, Yeah, you wait, So you wait and
Speaker 4: you wait and you wait. You keep hoping, hope and hoping,
Speaker 4: and you even find one in that range. Then you're like, okay,
Speaker 4: you have a choice to make. You can either take
Speaker 4: a job for seventy five thousand, because you've probably got
Speaker 4: a better shot at doing that, or you can say,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to give up my standards now as
Speaker 4: the world around you crumbles and you who go fucking
Speaker 4: bankrupt waiting for that that that big payroll. Right, you
Speaker 4: may get desperate and take the job at McDonald's because
Speaker 4: you're like, no offense to McDonald's because you're like, oh crap,
Speaker 4: I'm never going to get that job at two hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, so I better take something. That's your response. So,
Speaker 4: but people have different levels. Some people like, I'm not
Speaker 4: working fast food.
Speaker 2: It's hard to have this conversation without offending people because
Speaker 2: we've just infended McDonald's with people and women in their
Speaker 2: fifties with kids.
Speaker 3: There is nothing.
Speaker 2: I always said it because if that's what you want
Speaker 2: to do and what you can afford to do, what
Speaker 2: you trained to do. The only reason why I brought
Speaker 2: that up is because it was a real life scenario
Speaker 2: that happened, and I was sitting there biting my tongue,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, comparison to the woman, the woman would
Speaker 2: rather the woman would rather hold out for the for
Speaker 2: the eight. She doesn't want a date of four, all right,
Speaker 2: but what you'd got to be alone? Right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: What young hot stud in his thirties thirties or forty, No,
Speaker 2: that's that's who. The kind of guys she was dating?
Speaker 2: What young hot stud in a thirties in his thirties
Speaker 2: and forties is going to be looking at her like huh,
Speaker 2: I won I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe she's a funny, interesting person with a lot
Speaker 4: of with a lot of world knowledge, and maybe that
Speaker 4: thirty year old thinks maybe maybe sexually romantically she's very advanced,
Speaker 4: and that she might be saying wonder full hang out.
Speaker 3: With all need to be realistic about. Plus you could
Speaker 3: beat her at most sporting events.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just saying that the world would be
Speaker 2: a better place if we all just took a step
Speaker 2: back and realized what we all bring to the table,
Speaker 2: what what are what are what are my positives?
Speaker 3: What are my negatives? What are my shortcomings?
Speaker 2: And then maybe, you know, maybe she live happier if you.
Speaker 4: Know, if she realized she's if she realizes she's miserable. No,
Speaker 4: if she really she's like, oh, you know what, I'm
Speaker 4: going to live a better life. I'm a five and
Speaker 4: I have no hope of attracting anyone.
Speaker 3: That's where I don't want this conversation to go on
Speaker 3: a while.
Speaker 2: Would want me?
Speaker 3: I want It's not worth what I want happiness.
Speaker 2: But I'm fishing in the wrong pond, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to I'm trying to like take it, be up
Speaker 2: at bat in the major leagues.
Speaker 3: But again, I don't want to see this is what
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 4: Ok everybody, let me ask you a question, because you
Speaker 4: have a very strong someone out.
Speaker 3: There knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Let's say let's say you were single, right, Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: and you meet this girl and she's funny, she's a
Speaker 4: great cook, she has Italian food.
Speaker 3: It's very romantic, all right, she's wore, Oh my scurity.
Speaker 3: Do you have a long day at work?
Speaker 2: Numbers are, numbers are rising, couldn't couldn't be any more thoughtful, caring.
Speaker 2: But she's ugliest, sin and missing teeth, and she has
Speaker 2: her boyfriend's name tattooed on her neck.
Speaker 3: Numbers are going down.
Speaker 2: But but this woman makes you happy and about you
Speaker 2: and and is a great cook. And you have to
Speaker 2: be attracted to somebody. There's laws of attraction. You need
Speaker 2: to be physically attracted. Oh oh oh, so when it's you,
Speaker 2: you have to be physical attracted. But when some woman
Speaker 2: on the phone fucking you should date some fuck it
Speaker 2: creep is oid.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying she's ignoring.
Speaker 2: She's ignoring people who probably are giving her a lot
Speaker 2: of attention. That's what I'm saying, sometimes ignoring the answers,
Speaker 2: the front feto on her neck.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to say to strive and reach out.
Speaker 3: I'm saying you would just reach for the stars. I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to say that. I'm not trying to say,
Speaker 3: don't do that. Scary.
Speaker 2: Would you date someone on your level? Take out your
Speaker 2: job and your income. You're just scared. You're just Anthony
Speaker 2: Skeary from Brooklyn. You look like you will, you live,
Speaker 2: You have your interests and my goal if if my
Speaker 2: goal was to get married and have kids, no, find
Speaker 2: a relationship. Find If my goal is to find a relationship, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would find it eventually on my level. Legit podcast, Hey,
Speaker 2: what's funny? Okay, buddy, No, I'm shaking during the commercial,
Speaker 2: Broty and I have a screen to each other. So
Speaker 2: during the during that little interlude, I show you struggling.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: Okay? There? Okay?
Speaker 4: So what the slices don't know and you do know,
Speaker 4: is that we went to the commercial break, my phone
Speaker 4: rang and I got a call back motivation.
Speaker 3: And then you just muted me. I'm like, what the
Speaker 3: hell is going on.
Speaker 2: So you know, you know when you call companies and
Speaker 2: they say press one to leave your phone number and
Speaker 2: get a call back when we're available. Yea. So two
Speaker 2: days ago I left the call back with New Jersey
Speaker 2: Motor Vehicle Services the d MV basically, but they.
Speaker 3: Don't call it.
Speaker 2: They called you back two days later.
Speaker 3: They called me back just now during the podcast. By
Speaker 3: the way, sounds about right.
Speaker 2: So let me let me tell you. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you what happened. Worst agency on earth. Motor vehicle.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So my wife and I have two cars, and we
Speaker 2: got a car for our daughter and my wife's car.
Speaker 2: Although I went and bought it, I mean I did
Speaker 2: all the work and then negotiating. We put the loan
Speaker 2: in her name because at the time her credit rating
Speaker 2: was a little higher than mine and she got a
Speaker 2: better rate. Sure, so technically she's financing the car according
Speaker 2: to bank records.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, all right, anyway about I don't know. Six
Speaker 4: months ago, we were changing insurance companies. I think I
Speaker 4: told you this, Geico was way more money than other companies.
Speaker 2: Go for your money. My wife and I are both
Speaker 2: on the registration of the car, were co owners of
Speaker 2: the car, of course right, and it for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: putting the insurance in her name was cheaper.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, okay, it was cheaper.
Speaker 4: So we decided when we switched insurance companies to put
Speaker 4: the car to the insurance in her name. And I
Speaker 4: don't ever drive her car, like ever ever drive her car.
Speaker 4: I have no need to drive her car. Not enough,
Speaker 4: not enough that legally I need to be on the policy. Okay,
Speaker 4: like once every six months, I might say, listen, I
Speaker 4: need to bring something big home or whatever, and I
Speaker 4: need She has an SUV and I have the Dodge charger,
Speaker 4: so the.
Speaker 2: Car is in our names. But now we canceled the
Speaker 2: insurance on it, and then she took out insurance in
Speaker 2: her name.
Speaker 3: So I get.
Speaker 4: An email, an email, I get a letter earlier in
Speaker 4: the week that says, our records indicate you don't have
Speaker 4: liability insurance on the car and your your registration is
Speaker 4: going to be suspended if you don't send a copy
Speaker 4: of the insurance card with your name on it proving
Speaker 4: that there's insurance on the car in your name, and
Speaker 4: is one hundred dollar fine to re establish the insurance. Okay,
Speaker 4: So my question to motor vehicle and I don't want
Speaker 4: to have to make an appointment and go down is
Speaker 4: to just it says, if you have any questions, call
Speaker 4: the number in Trenton, New Jersey, the capitol. So I'm like, God,
Speaker 4: here's what I want to find out. How do I
Speaker 4: easily explain to them in an email or a fax?
Speaker 4: And is it legitimate that the insurance is in her name?
Speaker 4: The car's in her name?
Speaker 2: But even though I'm a co owner, the car is insured,
Speaker 2: there is liability insurance.
Speaker 3: It's all legal, it's all.
Speaker 4: Good because I can't prove I have insurance for the
Speaker 4: car because I don't.
Speaker 3: She does, do that makes sense?
Speaker 2: So far?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: So the woman calls me back and she says, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm calling about the suspension pending on your car.
Speaker 3: I said, listen, here's the situation. I tell her the situation.
Speaker 4: She says, well, the suspensions in you So you need
Speaker 4: to put the insurance in your name. I say, okay,
Speaker 4: But hypothetically, if my wife is if the car is
Speaker 4: insured in my wife's name, does New Jersey legally require
Speaker 4: me to be on the policy?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: In order to get the suspension removed, you need to
Speaker 4: be on the policy. Okay, I get it. But the
Speaker 4: suspension was a mistake. How is this intention of mistake?
Speaker 2: Sir? You don't have proof of the sure No, no,
Speaker 2: it's a mistake because the car's ensured. Forget about the insurance.
Speaker 2: Forget about the suspension. Let's say that doesn't exist, but
Speaker 2: it exists, or I can't forget that it exists.
Speaker 4: It's a hypothetical, ma'am. Let me just get the hypothetical
Speaker 4: question out. Well, how can I discuss hypothetical if you
Speaker 4: face suspension? Forget the suspension.
Speaker 2: Let's pretend the suspension never existed in this conversation.
Speaker 4: Can we agree on that? Don't mention the suspension, sir.
Speaker 4: Please don't tell me what to do. I'm not telling
Speaker 4: you what to do. I'm asking you nicely to put
Speaker 4: it out of your mind. Don't bring the suspension for that.
Speaker 4: Let me just ask my question. But whatever your question is, sir,
Speaker 4: it's going to involve the suspension.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. No, it's not.
Speaker 4: I want to know if in the state of New
Speaker 4: Jersey it's legal for my wife to have insurance on
Speaker 4: the car in question and me not be on the policy, sir,
Speaker 4: in order to get the suspension. I'm not asking you
Speaker 4: about the suspension. It's turning into an Avna Costellar routine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's on first, sir?
Speaker 2: Sir, you're getting loud, I said, I'm only getting loud
Speaker 2: because I'm calmly trying to explain, and you don't seem
Speaker 2: to understand what a hypothetical question is.
Speaker 4: You don't change the parameters of a hypothetical. That's the
Speaker 4: point of the hypothetical. So I'm asking you.
Speaker 2: Would we be in trouble if the suspension had never
Speaker 2: happened and motor vehicle was aware that my wife had
Speaker 2: insurance on the car right and I wasn't on it.
Speaker 3: Would that be okay?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: If you want the suspension removed, you have to be
Speaker 4: on the policy. You're not listening to me, Sarah, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna put you on hold. No, don't, don't put me
Speaker 4: on hold to punish me.
Speaker 3: I just want to know. I'll put my name on
Speaker 3: the insurance.
Speaker 2: Get the suspension removed, and then take my name off.
Speaker 2: Just tell me if that's legal, Sir, if you want
Speaker 2: your suspension removed, I said, you are like talking to
Speaker 2: a wall.
Speaker 3: Yes, I said, you're not listening to me.
Speaker 2: Just let me ask the hypothetical question without mentioning the suspension, Sarah,
Speaker 2: I'm going to put you on hold, and she puts
Speaker 2: me on hold, and then I can't.
Speaker 3: I came back and I said, I'll be right back. Scary,
Speaker 3: hold on right.
Speaker 4: She puts in hope for like eight minutes, which I
Speaker 4: know is a punishment. She's putting me in time out. Scary,
Speaker 4: She's I'm a grown man. She's putting me in hoping.
Speaker 2: That you would come to your devices and you would
Speaker 2: blow the steam has been blown off. You'd have time
Speaker 2: to think and and and actually rearticulate yourself.
Speaker 4: Okay, in a more calm way, I went. I went
Speaker 4: through three phases while I was on the first phase
Speaker 4: was fuck her.
Speaker 2: I'm more mad now than I was before. The second
Speaker 2: phase was I gotta calm down. If I want this
Speaker 2: woman to do the thing I want her to do,
Speaker 2: and you need her on your side, you can't lose her.
Speaker 3: Right Then I realized I don't act.
Speaker 2: Then phase three was I don't actually need her to
Speaker 2: do anything because the fact of the matter doesn't change
Speaker 2: whether she likes me or not.
Speaker 3: The fact is it? What is the law? So then
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck this woman.
Speaker 2: When she gets back on the phone, if she gets
Speaker 2: back in the next five minutes, I'm gonna tell her
Speaker 2: she can go screw herself and I'll just call back
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 3: Fuck it.
Speaker 4: So she gets back on the phone and she says, sir,
Speaker 4: I said yeah. She says, I did some checking, and
Speaker 4: you don't need to be on the policy. Just submit
Speaker 4: proof that your wife has a policy.
Speaker 2: Ah. All of a sudden, Oh, I was, rah, So
Speaker 2: you don't need to be You don't need to be
Speaker 2: gloating about it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I do, I do, because you wouldn't listen
Speaker 3: to me. And I was right. I was right, Brody
Speaker 3: was right. I didn't sing. All right, all right, that's great.
Speaker 3: She said, would you like to email address?
Speaker 2: And I said so, I said, do you mean the
Speaker 2: long involved the email address? Now scary, I have the
Speaker 2: email address? I said, yeah, I'll take the email address.
Speaker 2: So she says it's U M dot info. I said,
Speaker 2: was that EM or N? She says it was M.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, dot info at I go AT so
Speaker 2: I said at like at no the symbol at. Oh right, okay.
Speaker 2: Then she says m VC. I said, was that N
Speaker 2: as in the Nancy no envy? And I fucking harassed her.
Speaker 2: Then she says dot NJ dot g O V. I said,
Speaker 2: you mean like dot GOV. So I fucking dragged it
Speaker 2: out and bothered her giving me the email address.
Speaker 3: Oh that's your revenge. That's my revenge. I turned it.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's going to over it. But no
Speaker 3: she's not.
Speaker 2: But I felt better about it. As long as you
Speaker 2: feel good about yourself, that's all that mat What is
Speaker 2: the point. It's like, I say, scary, hypothetically speaking, scary,
Speaker 2: you need to grow it all grow at a tattoo
Speaker 2: on her neck And you're like, well, what if she
Speaker 2: doesn't have a tattoo.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it's my hypothetical. I create the world.
Speaker 4: If I wanted reality, I wouldn't be creating hypothetical. Hey,
Speaker 4: hypothetically if my wife no, no, this is suspension. She couldn't.
Speaker 4: She couldn't comprehend that. I wanted to ask a question
Speaker 4: that didn't. So that's what I was doing while you
Speaker 4: were sitting there making faces at me, you brick.
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine what was going on.
Speaker 4: He was acting out my facial expressions and my arms
Speaker 4: waving awesome, And there's no video of it because he
Speaker 4: didn't hit record, So.
Speaker 3: I should have unmuted my mics. You could have heard
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, my life happens in real time in the
Speaker 2: middle of this podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, calm down, No, it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a right brody, it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So we were talking earlier about that surprise party for
Speaker 2: Elvis last week, which was by the way, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: her name was Sue, fuck Sue, thank you sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the surprise party. Yeah, uh so it.
Speaker 4: Looked like fun. Let me point that out one more time.
Speaker 2: It was it was like seventy five people I know
Speaker 2: or knew used to work with. A lot of people
Speaker 2: who were with at the party don't work there anymore.
Speaker 2: It was good, good fun, look great.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So at this party, I got drunk, I got sweaty,
Speaker 2: and I started rapping to Biggie and man Oman What
Speaker 2: Biggie juice, Biggie juice. It was all a dream. I
Speaker 2: used to read Word Up Magazine song Pepper Heavy d
Speaker 2: Up in the limousine.
Speaker 3: That is the only Biggie song you could sing.
Speaker 2: Hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday, Rap Attack, mister
Speaker 2: Magic Mully mal So anyway, okay, can I just say
Speaker 2: right now, how awful that was. And if you were
Speaker 2: drunk when you did it, it must have been one undred.
Speaker 2: Well I was drunk and sweaty. And there's three different
Speaker 2: mom spaghetti, three different No, that's differ, that's Evidem's that's
Speaker 2: slim shady, wait to shaggy. No, it's on the sweating already.
Speaker 2: Mom's spaghetti. That's yeah, let's lose yourself. That's a call
Speaker 2: back of course last episode. So anyway, so yeah, so
Speaker 2: so there's people out there, three different people on video
Speaker 2: that that have this, that have the video of this,
Speaker 2: three different angles. At the time, I was feeling myself,
Speaker 2: I was in the moment.
Speaker 3: I was I was.
Speaker 2: Happy, buzzy Scary Jones doing his thing on the dance floor,
Speaker 2: rapping to Biggie.
Speaker 3: Well, now i'd.
Speaker 2: Like that tape destroyed, But I got three people to
Speaker 2: go through to try and get.
Speaker 3: To see this tape. I gotta see this.
Speaker 2: This video is embarrassing and I can't believe that it's
Speaker 2: out there right now. And someone posted a clip of
Speaker 2: it like a like a little blur, and thank god,
Speaker 2: it was on their story and it was one of
Speaker 2: those friends people that not too many people like on
Speaker 2: the show. No, it was just like a little inner
Speaker 2: circle of people follow but not like the masses.
Speaker 3: Well wait, wait, wait wait. There was someone at the
Speaker 3: party that a lot of people don't know and is.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that is friends with Elvis and friends and
Speaker 2: friends with a couple of us on the show. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I'm no please no, So
Speaker 2: I just let it, let it happen.
Speaker 3: I let it go.
Speaker 2: But there's a very someone in our company was a
Speaker 2: very heavy. Uh, she's a she's an industry heavy. She's
Speaker 2: a an industry important person of very high rewards, higher
Speaker 2: higher US awards.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep. She This person has video of me.
Speaker 2: She is a she is somebody who could really sync
Speaker 2: me with this video. But thank god, because I've been
Speaker 2: monitoring her feed all this time, she's.
Speaker 3: Not that kind of person. She Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she's far too professional to post it. I'm going
Speaker 2: to reach out to her. No you're not, No, you're not.
Speaker 3: I might have to email harr and ask it for
Speaker 3: the content. Thank you. I know it is Juicy, mat
Speaker 3: I know, I know she was at that party.
Speaker 2: Juicy by Biggie Great great song brings me back to
Speaker 2: the mid nineties.
Speaker 3: It used to be a great song.
Speaker 2: But it's wild how in the moment, maybe you're a
Speaker 2: better you're a better singer rapper, and you look better
Speaker 2: doing it than you actually are. No, because yeah, the
Speaker 2: video camera, Yeah, those cameras tell all anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh, so it wasn't just a dream.
Speaker 2: It was not.
Speaker 3: It was not. It was it was it was, it was.
Speaker 2: It was a reality. But I wonder, have you had
Speaker 2: any embarrassing video of you? Yes, that's out there, yep,
Speaker 2: yep of what what was it? My parents friend's son
Speaker 2: who was at the times probably six or seven eight
Speaker 2: years younger than I was at the time, So maybe
Speaker 2: I was, uh, maybe I was twenty twenty one and
Speaker 2: for some reason not drunk at his bar Mitzvah. I
Speaker 2: grabbed the mic and sang Paul Revere, oh boy on
Speaker 2: the mic.
Speaker 3: But Eastie boys, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I sang it along with the music.
Speaker 2: But I for some reason someone said, oh, David can
Speaker 2: single knows the words of that song. And I got
Speaker 2: up and I in front of everybody, and I did
Speaker 2: moves and dance moves, and it was terrible. Slices on
Speaker 2: his bar Mitzvah tape. I love that Slices. Here's your
Speaker 2: chance to shine. Leave you stop the fighting, leave your
Speaker 2: talk back of the story of the time that you
Speaker 2: have an embarrassing tell us about the embarrassing video that
Speaker 2: exists of you out there.
Speaker 3: Give us a little little thirty second try not to
Speaker 3: do two three, four in a row.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 3: Don't leave a URL with the with the we address
Speaker 3: out to find it. We don't.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna go watch it. We even talked back
Speaker 2: about the time. And we want to hear from new slices.
Speaker 2: Let's get some new people in the mix here that
Speaker 2: you've never been to the cart if you've never ever
Speaker 2: ever left a talk back for us before through the
Speaker 2: iHeart listen to the iHeartRadio app, click on that microphone,
Speaker 2: hold it down, whatever you have to do, and let
Speaker 2: us know about the video out there, the embarrassing video
Speaker 2: that exists, all right, and tell us a little bit
Speaker 2: about that. Thank you so much because and we'll play
Speaker 2: them back on Slice time next week. Scar.
Speaker 4: Speaking of how people listen to us, did you know
Speaker 4: that seventy three point five percent of our listeners listen
Speaker 4: on iPhones?
Speaker 3: Yes, I knew that because iPhones rule the world.
Speaker 2: They really don't not the world, well, iPhones by the
Speaker 2: United States. By the way, android phones now out sell iPhones.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe worldwide? Right, great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not here Samsung Samsung fifteen percent. Yeah again, Samsung
Speaker 2: is one brand, it's not doesn't represent all Android phones.
Speaker 2: It's fifteen percent. And then the other other is insignificant numbers.
Speaker 2: So roughly three quarters of our audience's iPhone, and of
Speaker 2: course about a six of our audiences is Android.
Speaker 3: But that's right. But we knew this already.
Speaker 2: We knew this.
Speaker 4: Lead people, right, those are the elite people anyway. So
Speaker 4: listen on iHeartRadio and leave us talk back. Yes please,
Speaker 4: I've got.
Speaker 2: Uh, what what do you got, Brody? I've got a
Speaker 2: dog story and a scamboni. Oh, I'm gonna get the
Speaker 2: scamboni jingle. Can we get that on here right now?
Speaker 2: Get that scamboni on? Yep.
Speaker 3: I love a good scambony.
Speaker 2: Ooh scamon?
Speaker 3: What do you got Brody?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: You're on the TikTok of course I am. Now, I
Speaker 4: don't know if these are professional people that work for
Speaker 4: this company or it's one of those where like you volunteer,
Speaker 4: so they let you sell it for them and market
Speaker 4: and they give you money.
Speaker 3: There's a new trend.
Speaker 2: If you scroll through your you know you're for you
Speaker 2: page like oh random shit around or shit.
Speaker 3: You stand on what looks like a scale.
Speaker 4: It's a flat thing and it's not flat, but it's
Speaker 4: it looks like a scale but thicker, and it's all
Speaker 4: I haven't seen any men doing this, so I'm assuming
Speaker 4: that the market is for women.
Speaker 2: And it's all women in like jim shorts and tank tops.
Speaker 2: And they talk like this and it's a great product
Speaker 2: and you can lose, it breaks up fat and cell
Speaker 2: you light and and it's yours only eighty five ninety nine.
Speaker 3: That's intense.
Speaker 4: Basically, it's a thing that vibrates you and shakes you
Speaker 4: in one place.
Speaker 3: Really, they talk about it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you a screen shot right now, scary
Speaker 2: hold on, okay, I'll send you a screenshots.
Speaker 3: You can see it. But you're saying you're saying it's
Speaker 3: a scamboni though.
Speaker 4: Okay, And they're like, oh, you could do how many reps?
Speaker 4: And all you need is a fifteen minute workout every day,
Speaker 4: And they're making it like it's a great piece of
Speaker 4: gym equipment that you don't have to exist if you
Speaker 4: have sore aches and bones. You know, no matter what
Speaker 4: your age is, you can you can use it.
Speaker 2: It's just a shake thing. You don't lose weight by
Speaker 2: getting your body shaken. Everybody's looking for a quick way
Speaker 2: to lose weight. This is not This is a scamboni.
Speaker 3: Oh look at this.
Speaker 2: These are like those you know what this looks like.
Speaker 2: This looks like those contraptions from the nineteen fifties where
Speaker 2: a person would stand still on like a treadmill, shrap
Speaker 2: around their waist right, and they will like shake the
Speaker 2: blubber slices slices. If you were if you bought one
Speaker 2: of these, it's okay to admit it.
Speaker 3: Leave us a talk back. Let us know you you
Speaker 3: know that you bought one. So she's standing on it
Speaker 3: looks like a scale.
Speaker 4: It looks like a like a scale, but a little
Speaker 4: higher off the ground, like it's thicker, like it's got.
Speaker 3: A motor under it. I'm going to ask my person
Speaker 3: about this today. It's a scale with a motor under it.
Speaker 3: But all you're doing is shaking like you're on a
Speaker 3: like you're.
Speaker 2: A polaroid picture. Okay, you can't be losing weight. That's
Speaker 2: not how weight we're we're breaking up fat and cellulate. Okay,
Speaker 2: you break up fat and cellulate.
Speaker 4: You know what it does. It floats in your belly.
Speaker 4: It doesn't go out of you. It's such a and
Speaker 4: all these girls and women are like, do it. And
Speaker 4: so if I clicked on one, it's down my algorithm.
Speaker 4: So I keep getting these videos. Yeah, you can't get
Speaker 4: out of that. That's a hell is vortex that you're
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 3: So I just want to.
Speaker 2: Alert you shaking violently, eat less, eat healthier, go to
Speaker 2: a gym like Scary's doing. And by the way, I'm
Speaker 2: down twelve pounds in the past three weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm meant to tell you look really good. Thanks. I mean,
Speaker 3: not where I want to be.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna lose another the ten twelve pounds and
Speaker 4: I'll let you know how that's going. But I'm not
Speaker 4: shaking on a vibrating scale. Now, look, ladies, if you
Speaker 4: enjoy the vibrating scale, don't get me wrong. I'm all
Speaker 4: about it, you know, I'm you know, I'll watch that video.
Speaker 4: But if it's a weight loss thing, no one last
Speaker 4: thing about TikTok sure whenever women are on TikTok. Guys
Speaker 4: hit on them always, and there seems to be a trend.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if they're young kids. I don't
Speaker 4: they they.
Speaker 2: They use pickup lines, like the hackiest pickup lines is
Speaker 2: if they're original.
Speaker 3: Uh huh so.
Speaker 2: Uh this one guy writes, you wouldn't win a beauty pageant,
Speaker 2: but you've won me over.
Speaker 3: Is that? Is that a positive? Is that a compliment?
Speaker 2: That's why that's she's.
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like saying you're not very attractive, but
Speaker 4: I dig big women.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, he's like, that's a backhanded compliment. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I got another one for you. So I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: writing these down as I see them. But uh again,
Speaker 2: in my for you page, this girl is uh promoting
Speaker 2: I guess a curling iron and she's a straightener ye,
Speaker 2: and she's straightening her hair and she's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: got this hair straightener on Amazon. And she's straightening her
Speaker 2: hair and this guy writes, hey, girl, what's you up to?
Speaker 2: So I commented, I go, she's literally straightening her hair
Speaker 2: in front of you.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What is she up to? Are
Speaker 3: you watching it? She's straining her hair in the video
Speaker 3: saying I'm straining my hair with this new Amazon.
Speaker 2: It's just somebody who wants to participate in the conversation but.
Speaker 3: Has nothing clever to say.
Speaker 2: Right, hey girl, what you're doing her hair? It looks
Speaker 2: kind of obvious. That's what she's doing, Like that's your line? Yeah,
Speaker 2: hey girl, what's up to TikTok is video? Right, it's
Speaker 2: showing you what she's doing. So before I got upset,
Speaker 2: I kept scrolling. You know, I scrolled pretty literal everyone's Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't watch lives by the way, TikTok and Instagram Live.
Speaker 3: It's just the content the IQ of some of the
Speaker 3: people in that room.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 4: That's where I get content from. I sit down and
Speaker 4: I will get the stupid people.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Did we talk about the absolutely rude family with their
Speaker 2: root little Door the Explorer little girl at the restaurant
Speaker 2: that I was at with my boy Will last week?
Speaker 3: I don't think. I think we recorded the podcast and
Speaker 3: I went out to eat the dinner that night with him,
Speaker 3: so we didn't cover this.
Speaker 2: You co this. I have a question, yea, are you
Speaker 2: calling her the Door of the Explorer girl? Because one
Speaker 2: she's Latina, Two she wore pink and purple, pink and purple,
Speaker 2: a purple to a h swiper b pink and purple.
Speaker 2: She wore pink and purple. Oh yeah, well orange and orange,
Speaker 2: and you know the Dora colors with the Dora haircut.
Speaker 2: She had the Dora haircut, and she had that was door.
Speaker 3: Was she holding a map? And the map? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 2: And and what kind of backpack was she wearing? No, no,
Speaker 2: she had the glasses, but she keeps all the cool stuffs.
Speaker 2: She had the haircut, but no, here's the back backpack?
Speaker 3: Come on, you even know sing long scary? Do you
Speaker 3: remember that? Do you remember the time when you were
Speaker 3: a young parent with your three young children? Remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure of course. Okay, when you guys used to go
Speaker 3: out to dinner mm hmm.
Speaker 2: If you guys were obviously at a family friendly place
Speaker 2: that welcome kid.
Speaker 3: That's where you took the kids.
Speaker 2: Right because you knew they might act up, they might
Speaker 2: be climbing all over the didn't take them to five
Speaker 2: star restaurants because that's not what they want, right, But
Speaker 2: was there ever a time where you did well, you said,
Speaker 2: we're going to adult tonight, We're all going to be adulting,
Speaker 2: and these kids were bringing them with us, and we
Speaker 2: will be and we will behave and we will act respectable.
Speaker 2: Not to my knowledge that we ever did that. Those
Speaker 2: are the same people who bring babies to movie. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: there's a restaurant Hoboken which is awesome and it caters.
Speaker 3: To I mean, you could bring your family for brunch.
Speaker 2: You could bring a family if you if the family
Speaker 2: behaved this This was a Thursday night, Yeah, senior citizens
Speaker 2: special because I eat early right five or six o'clock
Speaker 2: at night, early bird got it. But there was still
Speaker 2: quite a bit of people coming off work and hanging
Speaker 2: out at the bar.
Speaker 3: And it was it was mainly adult.
Speaker 2: It was mainly adults, a lot of women, a lot
Speaker 2: of guys in there, you know, couples, and me and
Speaker 2: my boy Will and to the left of us, to
Speaker 2: left of me, to the right of Will. If you
Speaker 2: want to be really particular about it. There was a
Speaker 2: family of three. Okay, the door of the this door,
Speaker 2: the explorer girl was standing on the chair, was jumping
Speaker 2: up and down. Was was she couldn't she was so fidgety,
Speaker 2: she couldn't sit still. And the parents allowed her, which
Speaker 2: they did allowed her to get off the chair and
Speaker 2: run back and forth through the restaurant. Now there was
Speaker 2: a coal oven not more than eight feet from this girl.
Speaker 2: This was a coal oven pizza place. They called it
Speaker 2: the corse, the reach it no, but they call it
Speaker 2: the hot hole. I mean, it's it's the hot hole.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's that you dated her in high school,
Speaker 2: didn't you twelve hundred degrees in that fucking thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: This girl was running back and forth through the restaurant,
Speaker 2: through the bar area and then sliding into second, sliding
Speaker 2: across the floor, running back and forth. There were waiters
Speaker 2: walking by with big trays, hot plates. I mean, this
Speaker 2: is a place that serves you cast iron, scalding hot
Speaker 2: shit right out of the hot hole. And people were
Speaker 2: carrying them and and the parents paid no mind. Every
Speaker 2: once in a while the mom would get up and
Speaker 2: be like, hey, so and so get back here, and
Speaker 2: the girl would come back. Then they allowed the girl
Speaker 2: to get on top of the banquette along the back wall.
Speaker 2: It was one continuous banquette and run back and forth
Speaker 2: on the bank at like on top of the on
Speaker 2: top of where people sit their asses, where people sit,
Speaker 2: And she's running back and forth, stopping back and forth
Speaker 2: across the whole bank at across like six tables.
Speaker 3: She's exploring, Yeah, and me and my blast don't look
Speaker 3: at each other.
Speaker 2: Were like one of his purest fucking doone.
Speaker 3: Like where's management, where's the stand? All forget it.
Speaker 2: It's one of those places where you know, we can't
Speaker 2: parrot your kid. We're not going to tell you what
Speaker 2: to do. But when the child is running across the furniture,
Speaker 2: it was met with smiles, Brodie, it was met with
Speaker 2: smiles like ah, the waitress like bent down and says, oh,
Speaker 2: you're so cute because she was she was a little
Speaker 2: kid gets injured, the kid gets injured, they're going to
Speaker 2: sue the restaurant. Of course, I've never heard of a
Speaker 2: restaurant allowing that it was so mad. And it wasn't
Speaker 2: and we're not talking about this is not Let me
Speaker 2: just break this down for the slices.
Speaker 3: This was not a family friendly restaurant.
Speaker 2: This isn't Chuck E Cheese, It wasn't even Applebee's. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've made that clears to ask your question. If you
Speaker 2: were there were robbing on a date, don't you want
Speaker 2: your money back? Well, that's where you come in, bro
Speaker 2: You know, Will and I just ate our meal, we
Speaker 2: you know, with our shitten grins on our faces, and
Speaker 2: then we got out of there.
Speaker 3: That's not what shit in green means. What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Shitt It in grin means like you you you have
Speaker 4: a secret?
Speaker 3: You you, we had a secret. We want to kill
Speaker 3: this kid.
Speaker 2: So you had a fake smile on yes, We're like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, Well we got out and we then we
Speaker 2: got out of there. But after we walked started walking
Speaker 2: down the block, we both said to ourselves, what would
Speaker 2: Broty do? Would Brody you take advantage of the moment
Speaker 2: and say that his dinner was ruined.
Speaker 3: Because the one I'd say, Will and I were on
Speaker 3: a date and he ruined it? She ruined it?
Speaker 2: Oh, because that's believable. Why Will wouldn't date me? Why
Speaker 2: he wouldn't date up? A?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But where's the where's the monetary loss there? Like I
Speaker 2: want to hear you justify this.
Speaker 4: Oh, we we were on a romantic evening. We chose
Speaker 4: that restaurant for a specific reason to have a quiet,
Speaker 4: nice romantic night. This is the kind of restaurant and
Speaker 4: I would hate to leave a Google review saying that
Speaker 4: this is not a not an upscale restaurant, that it's
Speaker 4: more of a chuck E cheese environment.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, but your experience was ruined.
Speaker 2: Clearly, it was ruined.
Speaker 3: Scary. You're bitching about it now, I know, well, I mean,
Speaker 3: I have no one else to bitch Joe as it is.
Speaker 3: You hate kids.
Speaker 4: Oh, I see using the podcast event because no one
Speaker 4: else wants to hear your I don't.
Speaker 2: This is my therapy session. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: This is a podcast? What are we doing here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I can help.
Speaker 3: That's while you're laying on a couch.
Speaker 2: I say, so, okay, all right, I just I feel
Speaker 2: like if I was a here, couldn't hear you, You
Speaker 2: couldn't hear the conversation with the person you were with
Speaker 2: because this person's running around, screaming and jumping around. I
Speaker 2: really don't think it was gonna fall and break her head.
Speaker 2: I really did. I thought she was gonna cut herself.
Speaker 2: They were cut There was cutlery on the table, These
Speaker 2: tables were pre set. There was cutlery on the tables.
Speaker 2: There was glass on the tables. You're gonna knock something over.
Speaker 3: Be honest. Was there any point in the evening where
Speaker 3: you were hoping she fell. No, I'm not that rude.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not that I'm not that evil Brodie.
Speaker 2: All right, well, then, based on our previous commercial conversation
Speaker 2: in this podcast, be honest, are you following her on Instagram?
Speaker 3: You're an asshole? Or the explorer in a bikini? Oh?
Speaker 4: What should I do? BRODDI shul I unfollow, Yes, you
Speaker 4: should don't follow. I just I just I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I might have said I might have said something personally
Speaker 2: to the parents, but yeah, but really I said.
Speaker 3: Referred to his door, the explorer.
Speaker 2: But I would have said, excuse me, trying to have
Speaker 2: a nice evening here, can you please ask your daughter,
Speaker 2: you know, to stop running.
Speaker 3: Around the rest?
Speaker 2: What that does? That's confrontation? And then that who knows
Speaker 2: how this dude would have reacted? Okay, because if they're
Speaker 2: bad parents, how big was the dude I could have
Speaker 2: taken him? Okay, So maybe that maybe that maybe the
Speaker 2: father's a pussy and that's why he won't talk to
Speaker 2: his kids into doing the right thing.
Speaker 3: Or maybe you're that bad of a parent, you're that evil.
Speaker 2: Not that this guy was some macho guy he would
Speaker 2: tell his daughter to sit the fuck down. It's the
Speaker 2: kind of person that if he doesn't control his kid,
Speaker 2: he's the kind of person that.
Speaker 3: Would pick a fight, guarantee. No, he's the kind of
Speaker 3: person that can't control you either. Yeah, And I don't
Speaker 3: see it that way.
Speaker 4: I just a guy who can't control his wife is
Speaker 4: going to take his anger on her, control his wife.
Speaker 4: What I said, by the way, I already interrupted myself.
Speaker 4: What I'm what I'm saying is if a guy feels
Speaker 4: like not me, I would never control my wife.
Speaker 3: Not not that I even could, but.
Speaker 2: The kind of guy who believes he should be able
Speaker 2: to control his wife or at least keep her in line.
Speaker 4: You know how people talk. Not me, that's the kind
Speaker 4: of guy that would punch you right.
Speaker 3: Like I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't get her to shut up? Someone to shut
Speaker 4: you up?
Speaker 3: Again. Not the way I speak it, not.
Speaker 2: The way I know right now, I know hypotheticals, hypothetical, hypothetic, right,
Speaker 2: I'm like the motive vehicle.
Speaker 4: I like the motive vehicle. I understand hypotheticnology. He's more
Speaker 4: of an analogy hypothetical. But anyway, my point is the
Speaker 4: guy who can't control his kid sounds like he's too wimpy,
Speaker 4: and I don't want to upset her anything.
Speaker 3: Maybe she is. It's not going to punch you.
Speaker 2: I just I'm wondering for parents, how can you be
Speaker 2: so lackadaisical, or how could you be so how can
Speaker 2: you just because they.
Speaker 3: Don't care about other people scary.
Speaker 2: There's people in the world that don't give a fuck,
Speaker 2: or they think, Hey, my kid's just being a kid.
Speaker 3: Other people have kids, they'll understand it, but.
Speaker 2: Not in that environment. Be your kid could be a
Speaker 2: kid in a playground, not in a restaurant.
Speaker 4: It's one thing if you have to bring your kid
Speaker 4: or like you're at a blessed you at a baseball
Speaker 4: game and your kids rambunctions. Baseball games are family friendly.
Speaker 3: Different.
Speaker 2: You don't want your kid jumping on the seats, but
Speaker 2: if it happens, you go, all right, the kid's excited
Speaker 2: in a baseball game, I get it. You go to
Speaker 2: a fine dining establishment. Will let yelp gives three to
Speaker 2: four dollar dollar signs you should not be bringing your
Speaker 2: small child and then allow them to run around. Well,
Speaker 2: you could bring your.
Speaker 3: Small child as long as your small child, you know.
Speaker 2: Can behave Yeah, we went to Okay, So if your
Speaker 2: restaurant on a scale of one to ten and fanciness
Speaker 2: was let's say a seven and a half, would that
Speaker 2: be fair.
Speaker 3: Yes, we took our kids to sixes and six and
Speaker 3: a half's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they sat nicely, they ate nicely, They didn't
Speaker 2: chewmaking noise, They didn't reach across the table and reach
Speaker 2: across people's plates. They were raised with table manners. No,
Speaker 2: I can't tell you that my daughters don't curse a
Speaker 2: little bit. I can't tell you that, you know, they
Speaker 2: don't tell the average person to go after themselves.
Speaker 3: Occasionally they have my attitude.
Speaker 4: But when it comes to manners, my kids didn't run
Speaker 4: around restaurants like animals.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, it's just I blame it squarely on the
Speaker 2: parents and then secondarily on the restaurant for jumping in.
Speaker 3: But to care for it.
Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't et there again for fear of that
Speaker 2: happening again. Yeah, well, it's all good, But you hate
Speaker 2: kids more than I do, so I feel like you
Speaker 2: probably kids. By the way, did you ask the parents
Speaker 2: if the kid was calling? Yeah, I said, yeah, this
Speaker 2: was a colleague kid growing up, because that's why she
Speaker 2: behaves the way she does today.
Speaker 3: Right, and also how many Instagram follows do you have
Speaker 3: a scary Johnes following her? I'll tell your story next week.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, yeah, please.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect The Door the Explore story to interrupt
Speaker 2: Boys Boys