WEBVTT - #303: Dora The Restaurant Explorer

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot Up. They making noise dot Up,

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<v Speaker 1>start Up, dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, Episode three oh three, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Say it the same photo backwards. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a palindrome, absolutely, And yet the word palindrome isn't

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<v Speaker 2>a palindrome. Isn't that wild? It's like the word phonetically

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<v Speaker 2>is not spelled with an F. That's crazy because I

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<v Speaker 2>have a Sonos system and Sonos is a palindrome.

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<v Speaker 3>S O n O. If that's I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no, but it's not. It's not only a palindrome

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<v Speaker 2>backwards and forwards. It's the same thing upside down. You

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<v Speaker 2>turn the word Sono's upside down, it reads so nos.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't. You can't invert it, flip it, smack it up,

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<v Speaker 2>flip it, rub it down. Oh that's amazing. S O

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<v Speaker 2>n O.

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<v Speaker 3>S isn't that wild?

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<v Speaker 2>And I think you and I got our Sonos systems

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<v Speaker 2>from for the same way?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah we did so so yeah, so so why does it?

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<v Speaker 2>Why isn't the word for that sonos and that paladine

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<v Speaker 2>and not palo? You think you think when a word

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<v Speaker 2>has spelled the same forwards and backwards. Well, because sons

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<v Speaker 2>isn't a word, it's the name of a brand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but who created the word palindrome? For palindrome? Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Why wasn't it called sons? Agreed?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's why I said. Why isn't phonetically spelled with

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<v Speaker 2>an F? Phonetically it means to spell it the way

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<v Speaker 2>it's exactly, and phonetically is not spelled the way it sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's based on the word phonics. I get it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And please don't start with the drive on a parkway,

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<v Speaker 2>park on a driveway thing, because that's explainable, right, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Well we're talking about letters and sounds. I could have

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<v Speaker 2>been in a whole heap of hot water today, Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>I you and hot water? How could that be? What

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<v Speaker 2>did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the radio today. You know our boy Greg

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<v Speaker 2>t the Jersey kid, of course. Yeah, so he was

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<v Speaker 2>posted he's posts off to do a new Jersey Now, yeh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's big thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm casually scrolling through his through my feed, my Instagram feed,

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<v Speaker 3>and all of a sudden, his daughter Jada in a bikini,

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<v Speaker 3>pops up on my Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a consecutive like three, you know, three pictures like

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of like you know, like a slide show.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you follow? You follow her account or he's posting them? No,

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<v Speaker 2>we follow each other. No, it's it's her. Now you

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<v Speaker 2>follow his daughter? Yeah, her daughter follows me. But but

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<v Speaker 2>that's besides the point. This is the bigger problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Here is this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what you didn't like the picture, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not like it. Here's here's the here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I know Jada since before she was born.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's yes, we all do. And so she's thirst

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<v Speaker 2>trapping on a beach somewhere. These aren't just like, oh hi,

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<v Speaker 2>it's me on a beach. It's her, Like, yeah, she's posing,

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<v Speaker 2>she's eighteen. But then the thing is this, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>like the picture of Rody. How am I gonna like

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<v Speaker 2>her pictures? I did everything I could to stop my

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm a I'm a scroll, I'm a scroll, and

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<v Speaker 2>like her, I go scroll like like like like like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm a like.

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<v Speaker 3>A like a like a like a.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't go up the because I like to

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<v Speaker 2>just give everybody love. I'm like whoa you know, It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the cartoon with the brakes. Oh yeah, thank god, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>But the weird part is, am I crazy for not

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<v Speaker 2>liking it? Am I am? I? Is it all in

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<v Speaker 2>my head? Because I'm thinking perception is reality? If I go,

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<v Speaker 2>if I liked God forbid, I like that picture, what

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<v Speaker 2>would people think that are watching that seeing that picture?

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be liked by Scury Jones and others. But you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at the pictures now. You know what's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna say her name. Obviously you didn't say

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<v Speaker 4>her name, did you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she there's somebody else with her name on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram because it happens and we have mutual friends following

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<v Speaker 2>the other person by mistake.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh but anyway, Yeah, I'm looking at these pictures. Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>she's a pretty girl. Yeah, but you can't like them. No,

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<v Speaker 4>you can't know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this would be this would be crazier if you

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<v Speaker 3>actually like them.

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<v Speaker 2>The weird part of this to me is I she's

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's weird you're following her. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>need to unfollow her. Okay, that's gonna make it even

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<v Speaker 2>more awkward. That was my next question.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, She's not going to know you unfollowed unless yes,

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, everybody knows. She's gonna be like, why is uncle

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<v Speaker 2>scary unfollowing me? She's going to tell her to ask

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<v Speaker 2>her dad, why is.

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<v Speaker 3>Uncle scary following them?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, she has a she has well

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<v Speaker 2>over a thousand followers. She would notice she probably has

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<v Speaker 2>one of those programs everyone does. All the kids, do

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<v Speaker 2>they know if you wouldn't follow them or not? All

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<v Speaker 2>the kids?

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<v Speaker 3>That was me. I used to do that. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>used to do that. All the adults. Oh, the brodies

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<v Speaker 3>you do that? You you? You?

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<v Speaker 2>You should be following her anymore. Dude, she's like seventeen

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<v Speaker 2>years old. Same thing happened with Scotty's daughter Ashley. She's

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<v Speaker 2>posting stuff all over the place at the.

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<v Speaker 3>Beach, so you gotta I have to go out of

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<v Speaker 3>my way.

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<v Speaker 2>No. The thing is, I've liked her pictures before that

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<v Speaker 2>were just regular, wholesome, no wholesome family fun pictures. Hold

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<v Speaker 2>on a second. Hold on, Okay, if what's the reason

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<v Speaker 2>you follow? What's the reason you follow a celebrity on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the reason you follow anyone? You follow?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>You want entertainment. Why does anyone follow anyone on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great question.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You follow them to see their content, right, You follow

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<v Speaker 2>to see their lives. You follow to see what they're

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<v Speaker 2>up to. Here's the problem, though, But no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. I can't back out of this parking space.

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<v Speaker 3>Though it's too late.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't her.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to like scott Okay, you have to tell

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<v Speaker 4>brag you don't feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>In the case of Scottie Bee and his and his

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<v Speaker 2>daughter's Okay, if if it's him with his daughter in

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<v Speaker 2>the picture, sure I'll like it because it's safe.

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<v Speaker 3>You his account. You shouldn't be on her await is she?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>On his account?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>You should not be following?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Okay, so a while ago he posted his daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Find out you're following my kids accounts, I'd be upset.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not. Don't worry about it. I'm not trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh but but whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not attractive enough to follow? Is that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 3>My kids are gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Wait a second, you're trying to trap me in

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<v Speaker 2>both ways. I can't win. So now, so now, if

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<v Speaker 2>I don't follow your daughter's right, if I don't follow

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<v Speaker 2>your daughters, you're you're offended.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm offended.

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<v Speaker 2>If you because you don't think that they're attracted to follows,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be pissed off at you. You'll be offended, So

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<v Speaker 2>I can't win.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>A few weeks ago, great daughters are of age now,

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<v Speaker 2>Greg t posted one of my other buddy, Jason posted

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<v Speaker 2>his daughter at dance dance recitals or something, and I all, fine, No,

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<v Speaker 2>she's like sevent Okay, dude, once they get into bikini age,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to stop that. And then i'm I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't don't get off. No, no, don't get off.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to unfollow. No, I didn't follow. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>like the pictures, or I did like it because we're

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<v Speaker 2>on his account, But don I'm like, are you giving

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<v Speaker 2>me permission to like it? Because you're posting these like now,

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<v Speaker 2>it's weird. So if the dad or mom posts the

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of the kids at their dance were silent, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just bizarre. I just I'm I'm more about how people

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna view me. I don't want you people thinking

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<v Speaker 2>of me as oh pervy, scary like that picture.

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<v Speaker 3>I let me ask you a question. Ask your question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have a scroll through instant stories or Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>pictures without looking at who's posting.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just looking at the pictures and the pictures all

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<v Speaker 3>the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's say now you follow a lot of women, few friends,

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<v Speaker 4>co workers, people.

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<v Speaker 2>Just whatever. I mean, I follow listeners, listeners follow me back.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just let let's say Sabrina carpenters at the beach

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<v Speaker 2>ye and she posts like bikini shot, Like what like? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, Sabrina Carpin, I will like it from the

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<v Speaker 2>neck down, puts up a bikini picture. It's attractive girl.

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<v Speaker 2>She's old enough to like, oh hold on, stop talking.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, oh, that girl's got a nice chest.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a very pretty BIQUI oh she oh a nice picture, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and you like it yeah, And then then you look

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<v Speaker 2>at the name right and you go, oh crap, it's

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<v Speaker 2>great T's daughter. Well do they get a notification if

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<v Speaker 2>if you liked it and then you unlike it, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they see the like.

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<v Speaker 3>Is not theation goes that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But then my point is, for a split second,

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<v Speaker 2>you could see a girl in a bikini, think it

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<v Speaker 2>might be someone that it's cool to look at, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually Greggd's daughter, and you have to go, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what happened in this case. Oh okay, that's my point.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to unfollow right away because one of these

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<v Speaker 4>times is gonna go what a nice ass?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shit. But some people say that you admit it.

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<v Speaker 4>You have you have accounts on Instagram, you Google, you

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<v Speaker 4>have Google accounts.

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<v Speaker 3>Madison Beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Who Madison Beer, Madison Beer. Okay, so Madison Beer's bent

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<v Speaker 2>over at the beach. You're like Madison. You look up

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<v Speaker 2>and it's great To's daughter. No, no, that can't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give you a for instance. I'll give you for instance.

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<v Speaker 2>Last night I was scrolling Instagram stories, uh, and I

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<v Speaker 2>came across.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you know, your tap tap tap to you

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<v Speaker 3>see when you like. Yeah, so I'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Tap tap tapping, and I'm like people I like, but

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care for this. I don't care what they

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<v Speaker 4>ate about.

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<v Speaker 2>And I see a video and it's it's about a

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<v Speaker 2>bird that's following a cat and every time the cat

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<v Speaker 2>stops to turn around, the bird turns like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>following you. It's hilarious. Only one of my friends would

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<v Speaker 2>ever post that. And I looked up and yep, it

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<v Speaker 2>was Bethany from our show. Right, Okay, I but I

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<v Speaker 2>but my point is I enjoyed the video before I

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<v Speaker 2>looked up and noticed it was Bethany.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Okay, you are going to enjoy a mid drift.

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<v Speaker 4>You are gonna enjoy a bikini line, a tan line,

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<v Speaker 4>a thong. Stop it, and you're gonna go, oh look

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<v Speaker 4>at oh fuck you have.

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<v Speaker 3>If she's gonna be posting.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, the fact that you called her

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<v Speaker 2>pictures at the beach in a normal bathing suit.

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<v Speaker 3>You said she's posting thirst traps, Well that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact the fact that you now talk about great

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<v Speaker 2>T's daughter and pictures of her thirst traps you need

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<v Speaker 2>to unfollow her. Yeah, I mean, but that was just

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<v Speaker 2>an observations she posted, Like, there's no other reasons she's

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. I'm like, because I know people with the

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<v Speaker 2>method behind the madness people.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on guys have never posted pictures them at the

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<v Speaker 3>beach just because guys post thirst traps all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, She's like six seventeen years old with a cute,

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<v Speaker 4>adorable smile on her face, going look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at the beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it boobs up. No option issue is yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. You know that right off the top

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<v Speaker 2>of your head, you're on her. Well, I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I don't know what to do. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a really okay rough spot because minute, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, I'm more.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta get up more and more of my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at the age now where my friend's daughters are

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<v Speaker 2>becoming of age.

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<v Speaker 3>They're turning eighteen and going to college.

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<v Speaker 2>And these are just innocent accounts that you knew as

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<v Speaker 2>a kid, and now they're growing up and and it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta you gotta pull the rip cord. You gotta

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<v Speaker 4>ta you gotta tag out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, So then I guess the question, the ultimate question

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<v Speaker 3>is I guess you already answered it. But my question

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<v Speaker 3>is am I?

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<v Speaker 2>And I asked us on the radio this morning to

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<v Speaker 2>my coworkers, I mean, am I crazy? Am I overthinking it?

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<v Speaker 2>That if God forbid I liked it? Or if I

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<v Speaker 2>should have if I liked it? Because she's looking for likes,

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<v Speaker 2>is would people look at me, look at me like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a pervy, creepy guy more so than they do now, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>And what was the consensus this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that Danielle.

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<v Speaker 2>Danielle was like, yeah, well, I'm just analyzing who liked it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's basically all her girlfriends. And if it's like

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<v Speaker 2>you're just all her girlfriends and oh uncle Funkle scary,

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<v Speaker 2>well yeah, because don't forget you're you're, you're you and

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<v Speaker 2>I are both blue check marks on Instagram, right right,

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<v Speaker 2>so our ship pops up more. Yeah, So if you

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<v Speaker 2>like it, it's gonna be like, oh, like by Scary

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<v Speaker 2>Jones and eleven hundred others, right or whatever your name

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna be first.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta get out of that. You gotta unfollow follow.

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<v Speaker 2>She reached an age where you need to unfollow when

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<v Speaker 2>she was when she was eight, she was putting drawings

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<v Speaker 2>on the refrigerator like, oh look, look, dude, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>support Greg D's daughter. She's no longer Gregg's daughters. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, And this is the this is

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<v Speaker 2>the first time this is happening. And with Scotty Bee's daughter,

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<v Speaker 2>this has happened a couple of times too with my buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>my other buddy, Jason's daughter, Like these.

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<v Speaker 3>These girls, and again, are you following Jason's daughter?

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<v Speaker 2>Because dude, I followed them from from ute with kids?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you follow? Why would you want to look

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<v Speaker 3>at pictures?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they follow No, because they follow me and they

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<v Speaker 2>follow you. They expect me to somebody on Twitter yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>was like someone on Twitter followed me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, hey, I followed you. Can I get a

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<v Speaker 3>follow back?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm somebody job to follow you. They follow people.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to see pictures to me? Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bragging rights for them. It's a cool factor. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>so you want to be the cool guy. I got

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones following me?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>You think she tells anybody her father's greg t You

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<v Speaker 4>think she needs to tell people that she got Scary

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<v Speaker 4>Jones to follow her.

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<v Speaker 2>They think it's cool, The kids love it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's you think that's what she was thinking of those

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<v Speaker 3>pictures on the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can't believe you're making me rethink Instagram now

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<v Speaker 2>and this is and TikTok, like you know, people can

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<v Speaker 2>go look at you follow list right right? So you

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<v Speaker 2>want them to like, look.

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<v Speaker 4>At your follow list and see that you're following Uh,

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<v Speaker 4>little girls in bikinis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it wasn't meant to be that. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to know what the slices think. Leave a talk

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<v Speaker 2>back on this. Am I crazy years? Brodie nuts and my.

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<v Speaker 3>Hearing father of a teenage girl?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>And it would be more wrong if it was your daughter?

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<v Speaker 3>But now talk back? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And is it too late for me to unfollow her

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<v Speaker 2>because she's gonna get offended now that I'm gonna if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right to apologize, all right, I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one republic I'm gonna. I'm gonna go follow your

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<v Speaker 3>daughters on Instagram right now. I'll kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>With sar and Brody. Dude, I can't even follow my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>They all have private accounts, so don't even Okay, don't

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<v Speaker 2>even bother looking.

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<v Speaker 3>They know better, they know better. Yeah, I'm I am

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<v Speaker 3>something else? I am? Hey, am I going to see

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<v Speaker 3>you later today? Brody?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? I don't think so well. Our friend Iz is

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating a birthday today.

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<v Speaker 3>Have your birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>I naz, Oh, yeah you told me so, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to be in your neighborhood tonight, but I will not.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think i'll be seeing you. What time is

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<v Speaker 3>the party starting? Five o'clock? Yeah, I gotta uh, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing my daughter, who lives not far from you,

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<v Speaker 2>my oldest tonight, uh, for coffee and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to not be at the party. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna bail on my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I have to confirm with her that her private

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<v Speaker 2>account as private on social media.

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<v Speaker 3>I just gave you some homework. That's not a bed. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that private. They're all private. I raised them

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<v Speaker 2>that way because of the job I used to have.

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<v Speaker 3>Right ah. By the way, I have a phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Call today with a guy who's very big in radio,

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<v Speaker 2>very long time radio person who used to work with us,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't work with it anymore. But I knew him before

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<v Speaker 2>he worked at iHeartRadio, and he was instrumental in pushing

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<v Speaker 2>me to get into radio and to quitting my job

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<v Speaker 2>and starting at ZE one hundred for no money.

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<v Speaker 3>And I haven't spoken to in a while. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a phone call with him today. I'm very excited. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just throwing that out there. I reached out to him

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, wait, what's going on? He said, Oh, we

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<v Speaker 3>should can't catch up. So I haven't spoken to him

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<v Speaker 3>in like ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, But the man whose fault it is that

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<v Speaker 4>we have this podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>I want to I want to talk to you about

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<v Speaker 4>animals or living creatures that aren't people.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, No, I want to get your opinion, bees or squirrels.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you decide which I go first with. Bees

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<v Speaker 2>Are bees?

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<v Speaker 3>Bees? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So when I had a house throughout the year, you

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<v Speaker 2>would have different bug problems. You know, we would have

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<v Speaker 2>a hornet's nest in the soffitt outside the house, we

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<v Speaker 2>would have a wasp nest. Yellow jackets would be living

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<v Speaker 2>in the ground. You'd have to get the exterminated to

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<v Speaker 2>come spray them, you know, spray the nest, spray in

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<v Speaker 2>the holes in the ground. And forgive me if I

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<v Speaker 2>got which bug wrong. But some of the yellow and

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<v Speaker 2>black flying bugs that look like bees, some of them

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<v Speaker 2>live in the ground, some of them living like crevices

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<v Speaker 2>outside and occasionally they would get in the house, so

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<v Speaker 2>you'd have to spray to kill them.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So you'd think that's what people would when they see

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<v Speaker 2>large amounts of bugs what would you do scary bees, hornets,

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<v Speaker 2>yellow jackets, wasps? Kill them if you saw them, kill them? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So a threat to me, and it's gonna st me. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>you're done, I'm sorry. So I'm in a Facebook group

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<v Speaker 2>in one of the towns I used to live in,

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<v Speaker 2>and somebody says, I'm having uh, there's a large amount

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<v Speaker 2>of it doesn't matter, let's just say bees. Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>call them bees. A large amount of bees in my backyard,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's they seem to be breeding.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a lot of bees. What should I do?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>So somebody writes, well, you know it's really hot out

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<v Speaker 2>this time of year, you should put out a bowl

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<v Speaker 2>of water for them, because there's probably no water sources

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<v Speaker 2>in our area for them to drink out of. And

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<v Speaker 2>this soud goes, oh, that's a great idea. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>want them to dehydrate, And at that point I'm thinking, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking do exactly, Yes, I want them to dehydrate.

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<v Speaker 2>I want them dead so I don't have to pay

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<v Speaker 2>an exterminator to come kill them. I don't want them

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<v Speaker 2>when I had a house, I don't want them all

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<v Speaker 2>around my pool, sting in me, sting in my kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I want them gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Stinging you sting in me?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, lo jagget Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So then somebody says, if you put out a bowl

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<v Speaker 2>of water, that's great, but if you put rocks in

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<v Speaker 2>the bowl of water that are higher than the level

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<v Speaker 2>of water, it will allow the.

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<v Speaker 4>Bees to have someplace to land so that they can

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<v Speaker 4>safely drink the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm glad that we're looking after them. At

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<v Speaker 2>this point, I'm screaming, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>What? What are you making bees like cats and dogs for?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you should put a bed out for the

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<v Speaker 2>bees to sleep in. To fuck out of here. I

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<v Speaker 2>want the bees off my property. And you are cultivating

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking spy resort for the bees.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's a bees world and you're just living

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<v Speaker 2>in it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is their world.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first person is like, yeah, no, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to get rid of the bees. They're like, no, they're natures.

0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Their natures create. Sure, we need them for honey into polliniz.

0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:04.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's that's what I was going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, my respect, honey in my backyard either it's sticky.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is people are going to give you hell

0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:17.199
<v Speaker 2>for something like a bee, because if you if you

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<v Speaker 2>google all the benefits of having bees and yellow jackets

0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.880
<v Speaker 2>and and and bugs of that nature on earth. It's

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<v Speaker 2>part of the ecosystem, it's part of the circle of life.

0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:28.000
<v Speaker 3>They all have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Benefit and if if you were to wipe them out,

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<v Speaker 2>things would be off kilter, and then other bad shit

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<v Speaker 2>would happen, and it will be a domino effect of awfulness.

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<v Speaker 2>So so you hold on, wait, wait, hold on, wait, Okay.

0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:45.840
<v Speaker 3>However, if this conversation was about.

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<v Speaker 2>Mosquitoes or rats or things that are looked upon as

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<v Speaker 2>vermin or awful roaches and water bugs, then they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be trying to create a safe haye for them.

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<v Speaker 3>They would be like, yeah, fucking kill them.

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<v Speaker 2>But with bees, people are gonna they're gonna give you

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<v Speaker 2>some pushback. And I could understand their little community there

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<v Speaker 2>of why they're trying to protect them, because they feel

0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:19.080
<v Speaker 2>they do more good than harm. And so you're the one.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the problem. It's you, David Brody. So you think

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<v Speaker 2>you think people are looking to save them? Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>they Okay, okay, so hold on right, First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>if you kill a couple hundred bees in your backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not throwing off the ecosystem of the state of

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<v Speaker 4>New Jersey. I think you're okay, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Second, of all these same people, now, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if it's the same people.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't match up names. Another person posted and said

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<v Speaker 4>they're having a problem with squirrels. Squirrels.

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<v Speaker 3>What do I do? Sorry, squirrels, No, not squirrels.

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<v Speaker 2>Squirrels. No, not squirrels. They're not squirrels. It's a squirrel.

0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:06.760
<v Speaker 2>It's they're not squirrel, they're square. It's two syllables, squirrels. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it is it's not it's not squirrel. No, it's squirrel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all squirrel, but squirrel. No, it's not a squirrel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not astro from the Jetsons.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. I've always had trouble with that word squirrel.

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<v Speaker 4>Squirrel. Continue, it's too much. Are in your squirrel? It's

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<v Speaker 4>too much. Anyway, Now, squirrels serve a part of the ecosystem.

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<v Speaker 4>They clean up the acorns, and they whatever squirrels do,

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<v Speaker 4>they do so. Another person a few days later posts, Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm having a problem with squirrels. They're getting in my attic. Uh,

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<v Speaker 4>they're on my you know, they're on my trees. They

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of them landed in my pool.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do about my squirrel problem? So somebody said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you can put out squirrel traps and then when you

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<v Speaker 2>catch them, you get a bucket of water and you

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<v Speaker 2>drown them in the bucket of water.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I said, so I'm like, what, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 4>they say people are to save in the bees. They

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<v Speaker 4>want this woman to drown a squirrel. So so so

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<v Speaker 4>it gets worse. So I chime in, because haven't you

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<v Speaker 4>people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

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<v Speaker 3>Pauls. I was waiting. I was waiting panic.

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<v Speaker 4>So I I I add my two cents and I say,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, when I lived in that town, I hired

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<v Speaker 4>this exterminator and they trapped the squirrels in a in

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<v Speaker 4>a safe cage, and they took them to a park.

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<v Speaker 2>In another town. No, they were they were released. They

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<v Speaker 2>released in another town. Right, Okay, Now that seems like

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<v Speaker 2>a human thing to do. So whenever we had a

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<v Speaker 2>squirrel problem, we were putting an addition on our house.

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<v Speaker 2>The roof was left somewhat open, so squirrels were getting

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<v Speaker 2>into the attic right because we had we had added

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<v Speaker 2>put an edition on that's my favorite book.

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<v Speaker 3>Growing up Squirrels in.

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<v Speaker 2>At absolutely so.

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<v Speaker 3>So we we had like two or three squirrels a week.

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<v Speaker 2>So the guy would come from the past control company

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<v Speaker 2>and he would trap put traps in the in the attic,

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<v Speaker 2>and when they got caught, he would take them and

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<v Speaker 2>release them in a park u you know, in another town. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so they wouldn't come back to my house. Here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>And some of you slices are yelling at your phones

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<v Speaker 2>right now or your radios or whatever you're listening on.

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<v Speaker 2>A bunch of people then attacked me and said, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you a twelve year old?

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<v Speaker 3>Kids?

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<v Speaker 2>It's illegal to release squirrels in other towns. They're killing

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<v Speaker 2>them and they just don't want to tell you. Scary Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>my past control company was killing these squirrels and I

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<v Speaker 2>thought they were just releasing him into the.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you really thought that they were doing that? Apparently

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<v Speaker 3>it's like the dog is going to live on a

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<v Speaker 3>farm story.

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<v Speaker 2>You tell people right, well, when you bring dogs and

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<v Speaker 2>cats to a shelter, nonchways, and most of them, a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of them are will eventually euthanize and kill them.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I say, unless it says unless it says

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<v Speaker 2>no kill shelter. Okay, but but they don't when you

0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 2>don't when you give a dog to a shelter, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't say, we're definitely gonna put this dog on a

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<v Speaker 2>farm somewhere. They told me we're bringing the squirrels. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you know me, I'm not gullible. I don't normally fall

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<v Speaker 2>for this to the happy Home. But I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 2>But they don't.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't release squirrels in other towns.

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<v Speaker 2>They killed them, but they kill them. These squirrels died

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<v Speaker 2>because they happened to wander into my house with an

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<v Speaker 2>open roof. You know, but say they must save the bees,

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<v Speaker 2>save the bees my family.

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<v Speaker 4>If yeah, if my family knew that when we had

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<v Speaker 4>squirrels in the house, they were killing the squirrels, we

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<v Speaker 4>would have been living with squirrels in the attic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we would not have had them killed, which I guess

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<v Speaker 4>in retrospect is Okay, we got rid of the squirrels.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel bad for the squirrels. Yet I don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel bad for the bees. Is that because they're cuter

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<v Speaker 2>and if squirrels had tails like mice, they'd be mice

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<v Speaker 2>and you'd be like, fuck them. I mean, squirrels are

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<v Speaker 2>just hairy, fluffy looking rats. Yeah, like like to me,

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 2>like all rats, rats, All rats must die. In my opinion,

0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 2>what's one of my favorite thresh metal songs? If it

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<v Speaker 2>looks like if it's a little mousey thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you want to kill a mouse too?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you kill to kill? But he's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I want the bees dead. I don't want the squirrels dead.

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<v Speaker 2>And yet the people in the town I live with

0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:27.840
<v Speaker 2>want to be They used to live. They want the

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 2>bees alive and the squirrel's dead. They have no problem

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<v Speaker 2>with You know, this mirrors real life. It's it's the

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<v Speaker 2>same way we regard hot people versus ugly people. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>because while you're referring to Greg T's daughter roaches, now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about like roaches and water bugs, vermin rats,

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<v Speaker 2>ugly disgusting but separated dugs.

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<v Speaker 4>Bugs people like, oh, let it crawl on my head,

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:52.879
<v Speaker 4>look out cute. It's yes, it's still a fucking bug.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cute.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't kill lady bugs, you don't kill butterflies.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you put if you put wings, ugly wings

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<v Speaker 2>on a water bug, right or or ugly wings on

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<v Speaker 2>a caterpillar, you'd be like, oh, that's gross. You put

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.919
<v Speaker 2>pretty wings on a on a thing and you call

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:10.040
<v Speaker 2>it a butterfly. Butterfly, it's a butterfly you put. But

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 2>if you put like devil wings on a roach, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>be running for your life. You know what? You know what?

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:18.000
<v Speaker 3>Let the caterpillar live, but kill the slug. Kill the worm?

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Why don't kill the slug? Where's are going kill the worm?

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<v Speaker 3>What I bring with?

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<v Speaker 2>It's all subjective, everybody. This is no different than your

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<v Speaker 2>town Facebook page, which you know trying. But except for

0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:34.479
<v Speaker 2>the fact that they think bees provide a service to nature.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what. What doesn't a drown a squirrel?

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<v Speaker 2>But what does squirrels? What do they provide?

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:44.840
<v Speaker 3>Squirrel? What do squirrels provide for us?

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<v Speaker 2>They clean up the acorns in your backyard. Oh so

0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 2>you got that's free labor pretty much. But what are

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<v Speaker 2>they easing for the environment because the acorns can be

0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 2>sitting there? They don't The acorns aren't really you want

0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:58.120
<v Speaker 2>me to google it. But the acorns if they sat there,

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<v Speaker 2>who gives a ship? Don't they become part of like

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<v Speaker 2>the earth? Isn't there like, don't they self recycle somehow

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 2>if they fall on the floor in the grass.

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<v Speaker 4>Squirrels are an important member of the forest ecosystem and

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<v Speaker 4>can help sustain and expand plant communities because they do

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<v Speaker 4>seed and spore dispersal. Ah, they bury nuts and seeds

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<v Speaker 4>in the soil, which then grow into trees because they

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 4>often forget where they are, so you're you're also trees

0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:28.800
<v Speaker 4>yea even and they forget where they plant it, so

0:27:28.840 --> 0:27:29.440
<v Speaker 4>they become trees.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're a fucking our ecosystem by killing these squirrels.

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<v Speaker 2>But not no, unbeknownst to you. Okay, I'm sure there's

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<v Speaker 2>some women in the Midwest that grew up on farms

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 2>that could do this, And I don't mean that in

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 2>a bad way. But I don't think the average thirty

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:45.440
<v Speaker 2>five forty year old woman living in New Jersey is

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<v Speaker 2>going to take a squirrel and drown it in a

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<v Speaker 2>bucket of water.

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<v Speaker 3>No, because this guy suggested it. Now, that is brutal.

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<v Speaker 4>That is, although I feel like we have a couple

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:54.959
<v Speaker 4>of listeners who might be able to do that, Like

0:27:55.320 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 4>I think that the Bronx and Brooklyn, Yeah, you might

0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 4>be able to do it. I think I think as

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:01.960
<v Speaker 4>be able to do it, but most of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think Jimmie from Queens would drown a squirrel.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear some talkbacks on that on where

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:10.959
<v Speaker 2>do where do you draw the drown a squirrel? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Where do you draw the line?

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<v Speaker 2>MJ? Is it dead?

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:15.640
<v Speaker 3>I think it's dead. I'm not sure if it's dead.

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 3>Is it dead?

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:19.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if it's dead. So kill the bees,

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 2>which I don't think you should. I think you should

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:22.960
<v Speaker 2>keep the bees. I think I let I want to

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 2>give them a rock garden to playing well, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't promote their hir ability.

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:34.119
<v Speaker 3>I mean people build bird houses for birds. What do

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:34.960
<v Speaker 3>they call those things?

0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, when you put it in a pool, it's it's

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:41.880
<v Speaker 4>called oh, it's like there's a word for it. It's

0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 4>an it's like an element, but you put it in

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 4>put whatever. Anyway, it should build one for them, like

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 4>a waterfall, but like a whole, like a cabana system

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 4>but like.

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Cool off and nasty creatures also share those houses with

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 3>those birds and things.

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<v Speaker 4>A feature that's a feature feature? Yeah, yeah, okay the

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<v Speaker 4>bees and not fuck this?

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<v Speaker 2>Ohs podcast, We will be right bad. You're a very

0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>feisty man, David Brody. Well, when it comes to animals, yes,

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I have a dog story for you later, story about

0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 2>about seeing eye dogs, which is gonna freak you out.

0:29:17.640 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 2>So somehow I got into a conversation with the people

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:27.680
<v Speaker 2>on The Big Show about.

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 3>About people's the Neig Show doing. By the way, the

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<v Speaker 3>Strand Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Great. Elvis just celebrated his sixtieth birthday, right, yep, Actually

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:34.959
<v Speaker 2>it's Monday, Monday's and sixties.

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.800
<v Speaker 4>It's I know when his birthdays. And yeah, party everybody

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 4>everyone was there.

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 3>Look good.

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 2>There was a big surprise party for him. Uh, we

0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:43.440
<v Speaker 2>surprised him last weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>That was kind of cool. A lot of people were there.

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<v Speaker 3>Look look like a fun, fun party.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh we got into a conversation about the rating

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:55.880
<v Speaker 2>system and rating people dating.

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, for whatever reason, people have to take exception

0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 2>to everything I say. And I don't know if it's

0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 2>by design or maybe I'm crazy.

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 4>But because people don't speak in the language that people

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 4>used to speak, and you still speak.

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 3>That way I speak Brooklyn Eese.

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and most people speak that way in private amongst

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 4>their friends, but in public you can't. You can't say

0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 4>that girls a seven anymore, well, because you're objectifying and

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 4>rating a war.

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Right. Well, okay, so that's where the fund comes in. Right,

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 2>It's about dating up versus dating down, and using the

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 2>number system in context with it.

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 3>Here's here's what I'm talking about.

0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Conversation that that morning show has had seventeen times. Well, yeah,

0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 2>but it's a little different these days. Right, So if

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna start with with me, okay, because

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>it's probably easier to describe it this way. If I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a five or six, Okay, let's just say I'm a

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 2>five or six in the looks department, but I have

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 2>no baggage, like, no kids, I've never been divorced, and

0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I have a very good job with some perks.

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<v Speaker 3>My number might go up, right, My number might go

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 3>up to somebody of course, yeah yeah, yeah, so.

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Other people.

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:09.800
<v Speaker 3>So it's like a lever.

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 2>You know, your number can go up and down based

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 2>on not just looks, but what else do you have

0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 2>going in life? And it could be you could be, like,

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, a millionaire, right, with great looks, but

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 2>you've been married four times, so you have a terrible

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:28.440
<v Speaker 2>track record and right.

0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:30.840
<v Speaker 3>There's different things that attribute points. Right, so maybe your

0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:31.960
<v Speaker 3>your your number goes down.

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 4>So Jeff Bezos is not a great looking man, right,

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:36.240
<v Speaker 4>He's worth hundreds of billions of dollars.

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 2>All that said, the problem we have in society why

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 2>so many people can't link up is because people who

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 2>are fours, fives, and six's not just in the looks apartment,

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 2>but what you bring to the table. Let's just pull

0:31:51.440 --> 0:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>it the whole package. People in the whole package, the

0:31:56.120 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 2>entire package. Oh but you could involve your personal package, right, Okay,

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 2>but fours, fives and sixes, yeah, are trying to date eights,

0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 2>nines and tens. All right, Well, every tennis player wants

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 2>to play someone who's better than them, but the people

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 2>who better than them.

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 3>The don't want to play them. Right, Well, that's the problem.

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 2>The eights, nines, and tens are busy dating other eights,

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 2>nines and tens because they're dating. They're dating nines and tens.

0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Like the eight's want nines and the fours one eighths.

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Correct the issue an eight that wants a four. The

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 2>problem is if you're a four to five and six,

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 2>And that's where we got to go, and that's you

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 2>can go six, seven, eight, you can write, you can actually,

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 2>But the problem is there are people that are four

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 2>fives and sixes that are looking at you. The four

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:44.400
<v Speaker 2>fives and sixes are trying to date you, but you're

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 2>not looking in that direction. You're looking at eights, nines,

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 2>and tens. So you're looking over here, off to the right.

0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Someone's looking at you. You're But meanwhile that person can

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:56.600
<v Speaker 2>be a great match for you. Those file four fives

0:32:56.600 --> 0:33:00.240
<v Speaker 2>and sixes should be people on your radar, but they're not,

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 2>you understand.

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:05.440
<v Speaker 3>So that's why.

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:08.720
<v Speaker 2>There's so many there's so many unhappy people in this world.

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 3>I think, well, there's so many unhappy shallows people. Right.

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you're dating, dating, dating everything, people you know.

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 2>But I'm saying that if you're a woman who or

0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 2>a guy who has kids and has been divorced and

0:33:22.360 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 2>you know you're looking for to date, you're not not

0:33:27.120 --> 0:33:29.719
<v Speaker 2>going to date you. Hold on, hold on, Let's not

0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>make it that having kids and being divorced are negative.

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:32.920
<v Speaker 2>They're not.

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 3>See they're not. I never said see this is where

0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:36.760
<v Speaker 3>people are gonna get, but.

0:33:36.720 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't give me and then say don't see these are

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 2>hypothetical things.

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 3>All right, if someone's not looking first.

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:46.360
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is that person then complains they've been

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 2>single for three four years, and you know what you're saying,

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 2>they should lower their standards. Guys, screw all women, you know,

0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>screw you know.

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 3>I've so.

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 2>But but I'm like, well, maybe you should be looking

0:33:57.960 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 2>in your arena. Maybe you should be looking in your

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:02.959
<v Speaker 2>range of number. And I'm not again, we're not talking

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 2>about specific like looks four, fives and six is okay,

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 2>we were going we're using the number.

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna hire guys richly. Guys are higher up in

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 3>points and yeah, okay.

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:16.799
<v Speaker 2>So my question of your world, So my question to

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:22.640
<v Speaker 2>you is, how do people how do we solve this problem?

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:23.880
<v Speaker 3>How do we solve this?

0:34:23.920 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 2>I look at it this, I look at it this way.

0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:30.359
<v Speaker 2>You are dating someone who is much more attractive than you,

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 2>and I mean that as a compliment to her. Okay,

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 2>but you have fame and money, so that brings you

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 2>up a couple of points.

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Right, so I can play in that arena.

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Right, But if you lose your job and your money,

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 2>you fucked exactly her. You know she's gonna be good looking,

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.400
<v Speaker 2>at least for twenty years. I'm not yet, and if

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:49.319
<v Speaker 2>you love her, she'll be good looking forever. I don't mean,

0:34:49.400 --> 0:34:51.920
<v Speaker 2>by the way, I don't mean to pick on no,

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 2>but you, but you dated up, but you have package.

0:34:57.120 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 2>The reason why I bring this specific example up is

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.200
<v Speaker 2>because we're we got We've got a phone call on

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:05.879
<v Speaker 2>the air from a woman in her fifties who had

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 2>This was a real life situation, So women in her

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:13.880
<v Speaker 2>fifties trying to date guys now. And she's like, and

0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:16.839
<v Speaker 2>she had you know, she she's a single mom, and

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:20.280
<v Speaker 2>she's just upset and pissed off at the world because

0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:26.480
<v Speaker 2>she can't find a guy. And I'm I'm thinking, there's

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:31.200
<v Speaker 2>probably ten great guys right under your nose, but you're

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 2>not looking at them. You're looking at the unattainable guys

0:35:36.480 --> 0:35:40.439
<v Speaker 2>that are looking at.

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 3>People who are on their level.

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 2>They're you know what I'm saying, You're looking up and

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 2>they're looking up that, you know.

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 3>What I'm saying.

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 2>So so yeah, so I wish I could have given

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 2>her advice, but instead I got clobbered and said, like,

0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean she sure she's if she wants

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:02.360
<v Speaker 2>to date guys, it's nine and tens. She should absolutely

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:05.320
<v Speaker 2>get to date them. But I'm like, but that's not reality,

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 2>that's not reality. They're not going to go for her.

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you don't know that they're not going to go

0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 4>for her if she's willing to say stick it out mate,

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:15.160
<v Speaker 4>first of all, but.

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 2>She said she said nothing but bad listee. Her Her

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 2>point was, I've had a bad line. It's just like

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.319
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't work, it doesn't listen.

0:36:22.600 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 3>She's not going to lower her standards, right.

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Define lowering your standards rather than lower being reasonable about

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:29.920
<v Speaker 2>your situation.

0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:33.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Let's say you're in the job market, right and

0:36:33.719 --> 0:36:37.799
<v Speaker 4>you'd like a job for two hundred thousand dollars a lot.

0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 4>So you wait, Yeah, you wait, So you wait and

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 4>you wait and you wait. You keep hoping, hope and hoping,

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 4>and you even find one in that range. Then you're like, okay,

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 4>you have a choice to make. You can either take

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:52.520
<v Speaker 4>a job for seventy five thousand, because you've probably got

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 4>a better shot at doing that, or you can say,

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:58.359
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to give up my standards now as

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 4>the world around you crumbles and you who go fucking

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:04.400
<v Speaker 4>bankrupt waiting for that that that big payroll. Right, you

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:06.799
<v Speaker 4>may get desperate and take the job at McDonald's because

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 4>you're like, no offense to McDonald's because you're like, oh crap,

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:11.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm never going to get that job at two hundred

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:15.239
<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars, so I better take something. That's your response. So,

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 4>but people have different levels. Some people like, I'm not

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:19.280
<v Speaker 4>working fast food.

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:22.360
<v Speaker 2>It's hard to have this conversation without offending people because

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:25.319
<v Speaker 2>we've just infended McDonald's with people and women in their

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:26.280
<v Speaker 2>fifties with kids.

0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 3>There is nothing.

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I always said it because if that's what you want

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:32.000
<v Speaker 2>to do and what you can afford to do, what

0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 2>you trained to do. The only reason why I brought

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 2>that up is because it was a real life scenario

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 2>that happened, and I was sitting there biting my tongue,

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:40.840
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, comparison to the woman, the woman would

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 2>rather the woman would rather hold out for the for

0:37:44.239 --> 0:37:46.839
<v Speaker 2>the eight. She doesn't want a date of four, all right,

0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 2>but what you'd got to be alone? Right?

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 2>What young hot stud in his thirties thirties or forty, No,

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 2>that's that's who. The kind of guys she was dating?

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:00.760
<v Speaker 2>What young hot stud in a thirties in his thirties

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:03.200
<v Speaker 2>and forties is going to be looking at her like huh,

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I won I don't know.

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:09.359
<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe she's a funny, interesting person with a lot

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:11.319
<v Speaker 4>of with a lot of world knowledge, and maybe that

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:15.799
<v Speaker 4>thirty year old thinks maybe maybe sexually romantically she's very advanced,

0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 4>and that she might be saying wonder full hang out.

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:21.000
<v Speaker 3>With all need to be realistic about. Plus you could

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:22.920
<v Speaker 3>beat her at most sporting events.

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just saying that the world would be

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.600
<v Speaker 2>a better place if we all just took a step

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 2>back and realized what we all bring to the table,

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 2>what what are what are what are my positives?

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:39.959
<v Speaker 3>What are my negatives? What are my shortcomings?

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:45.839
<v Speaker 2>And then maybe, you know, maybe she live happier if you.

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 4>Know, if she realized she's if she realizes she's miserable. No,

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:52.319
<v Speaker 4>if she really she's like, oh, you know what, I'm

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:54.840
<v Speaker 4>going to live a better life. I'm a five and

0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 4>I have no hope of attracting anyone.

0:38:57.160 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 3>That's where I don't want this conversation to go on

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:00.800
<v Speaker 3>a while.

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Would want me?

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:04.040
<v Speaker 3>I want It's not worth what I want happiness.

0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:09.760
<v Speaker 2>But I'm fishing in the wrong pond, you know, I'm

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 2>trying to I'm trying to like take it, be up

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 2>at bat in the major leagues.

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:17.920
<v Speaker 3>But again, I don't want to see this is what

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:18.560
<v Speaker 3>this is.

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Ok everybody, let me ask you a question, because you

0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:23.399
<v Speaker 4>have a very strong someone out.

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 3>There knows what I'm talking about.

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:28.280
<v Speaker 4>Let's say let's say you were single, right, Okay, okay,

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:33.920
<v Speaker 4>and you meet this girl and she's funny, she's a

0:39:33.920 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 4>great cook, she has Italian food.

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.280
<v Speaker 3>It's very romantic, all right, she's wore, Oh my scurity.

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:40.359
<v Speaker 3>Do you have a long day at work?

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Numbers are, numbers are rising, couldn't couldn't be any more thoughtful, caring.

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 2>But she's ugliest, sin and missing teeth, and she has

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:53.759
<v Speaker 2>her boyfriend's name tattooed on her neck.

0:39:55.680 --> 0:39:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Numbers are going down.

0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 2>But but this woman makes you happy and about you

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and and is a great cook. And you have to

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:05.799
<v Speaker 2>be attracted to somebody. There's laws of attraction. You need

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 2>to be physically attracted. Oh oh oh, so when it's you,

0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 2>you have to be physical attracted. But when some woman

0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:13.400
<v Speaker 2>on the phone fucking you should date some fuck it

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:14.160
<v Speaker 2>creep is oid.

0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:16.360
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm saying she's ignoring.

0:40:16.440 --> 0:40:18.920
<v Speaker 2>She's ignoring people who probably are giving her a lot

0:40:18.920 --> 0:40:23.360
<v Speaker 2>of attention. That's what I'm saying, sometimes ignoring the answers,

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:24.879
<v Speaker 2>the front feto on her neck.

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm not trying to say to strive and reach out.

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:30.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying you would just reach for the stars. I'm

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 3>not trying to say that. I'm not trying to say,

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 3>don't do that. Scary.

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Would you date someone on your level? Take out your

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 2>job and your income. You're just scared. You're just Anthony

0:40:42.680 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Skeary from Brooklyn. You look like you will, you live,

0:40:47.239 --> 0:40:50.520
<v Speaker 2>You have your interests and my goal if if my

0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 2>goal was to get married and have kids, no, find

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:57.720
<v Speaker 2>a relationship. Find If my goal is to find a relationship, yeah,

0:40:57.800 --> 0:41:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I would find it eventually on my level. Legit podcast, Hey,

0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 2>what's funny? Okay, buddy, No, I'm shaking during the commercial,

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Broty and I have a screen to each other. So

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:22.840
<v Speaker 2>during the during that little interlude, I show you struggling.

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 2>You?

0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay? There? Okay?

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:26.839
<v Speaker 4>So what the slices don't know and you do know,

0:41:27.280 --> 0:41:29.840
<v Speaker 4>is that we went to the commercial break, my phone

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 4>rang and I got a call back motivation.

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 3>And then you just muted me. I'm like, what the

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 3>hell is going on.

0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:37.960
<v Speaker 2>So you know, you know when you call companies and

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:40.000
<v Speaker 2>they say press one to leave your phone number and

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 2>get a call back when we're available. Yea. So two

0:41:42.760 --> 0:41:44.760
<v Speaker 2>days ago I left the call back with New Jersey

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Motor Vehicle Services the d MV basically, but they.

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:48.279
<v Speaker 3>Don't call it.

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:49.719
<v Speaker 2>They called you back two days later.

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 3>They called me back just now during the podcast. By

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:53.399
<v Speaker 3>the way, sounds about right.

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 2>So let me let me tell you. Let me tell

0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:58.320
<v Speaker 2>you what happened. Worst agency on earth. Motor vehicle.

0:41:58.640 --> 0:41:59.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:41:59.840 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 2>So my wife and I have two cars, and we

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:08.800
<v Speaker 2>got a car for our daughter and my wife's car.

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Although I went and bought it, I mean I did

0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 2>all the work and then negotiating. We put the loan

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 2>in her name because at the time her credit rating

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 2>was a little higher than mine and she got a

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:27.600
<v Speaker 2>better rate. Sure, so technically she's financing the car according

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 2>to bank records.

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 4>Okay, great, all right, anyway about I don't know. Six

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:44.400
<v Speaker 4>months ago, we were changing insurance companies. I think I

0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 4>told you this, Geico was way more money than other companies.

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Go for your money. My wife and I are both

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:53.320
<v Speaker 2>on the registration of the car, were co owners of

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:57.960
<v Speaker 2>the car, of course right, and it for whatever reason,

0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:02.560
<v Speaker 2>putting the insurance in her name was cheaper.

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:06.320
<v Speaker 3>Fair enough, okay, it was cheaper.

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 4>So we decided when we switched insurance companies to put

0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 4>the car to the insurance in her name. And I

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:21.600
<v Speaker 4>don't ever drive her car, like ever ever drive her car.

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 4>I have no need to drive her car. Not enough,

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 4>not enough that legally I need to be on the policy. Okay,

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 4>like once every six months, I might say, listen, I

0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:32.120
<v Speaker 4>need to bring something big home or whatever, and I

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:34.560
<v Speaker 4>need She has an SUV and I have the Dodge charger,

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:35.960
<v Speaker 4>so the.

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Car is in our names. But now we canceled the

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:41.759
<v Speaker 2>insurance on it, and then she took out insurance in

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:42.160
<v Speaker 2>her name.

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 3>So I get.

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 4>An email, an email, I get a letter earlier in

0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.640
<v Speaker 4>the week that says, our records indicate you don't have

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 4>liability insurance on the car and your your registration is

0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:59.319
<v Speaker 4>going to be suspended if you don't send a copy

0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 4>of the insurance card with your name on it proving

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:05.799
<v Speaker 4>that there's insurance on the car in your name, and

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:10.320
<v Speaker 4>is one hundred dollar fine to re establish the insurance. Okay,

0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 4>So my question to motor vehicle and I don't want

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 4>to have to make an appointment and go down is

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:18.200
<v Speaker 4>to just it says, if you have any questions, call

0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 4>the number in Trenton, New Jersey, the capitol. So I'm like, God,

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 4>here's what I want to find out. How do I

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:27.760
<v Speaker 4>easily explain to them in an email or a fax?

0:44:28.400 --> 0:44:32.000
<v Speaker 4>And is it legitimate that the insurance is in her name?

0:44:32.080 --> 0:44:32.959
<v Speaker 4>The car's in her name?

0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:36.520
<v Speaker 2>But even though I'm a co owner, the car is insured,

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:38.280
<v Speaker 2>there is liability insurance.

0:44:38.280 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 3>It's all legal, it's all.

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.920
<v Speaker 4>Good because I can't prove I have insurance for the

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:44.759
<v Speaker 4>car because I don't.

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 3>She does, do that makes sense?

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:48.640
<v Speaker 2>So far?

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:49.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:51.480
<v Speaker 2>So the woman calls me back and she says, yes,

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:53.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm calling about the suspension pending on your car.

0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:57.280
<v Speaker 3>I said, listen, here's the situation. I tell her the situation.

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.799
<v Speaker 4>She says, well, the suspensions in you So you need

0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 4>to put the insurance in your name. I say, okay,

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:10.120
<v Speaker 4>But hypothetically, if my wife is if the car is

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 4>insured in my wife's name, does New Jersey legally require

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 4>me to be on the policy?

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:17.479
<v Speaker 2>Sir?

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:20.360
<v Speaker 4>In order to get the suspension removed, you need to

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:22.480
<v Speaker 4>be on the policy. Okay, I get it. But the

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 4>suspension was a mistake. How is this intention of mistake?

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Sir? You don't have proof of the sure No, no,

0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:31.760
<v Speaker 2>it's a mistake because the car's ensured. Forget about the insurance.

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Forget about the suspension. Let's say that doesn't exist, but

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:37.080
<v Speaker 2>it exists, or I can't forget that it exists.

0:45:37.600 --> 0:45:40.880
<v Speaker 4>It's a hypothetical, ma'am. Let me just get the hypothetical

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:43.560
<v Speaker 4>question out. Well, how can I discuss hypothetical if you

0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 4>face suspension? Forget the suspension.

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Let's pretend the suspension never existed in this conversation.

0:45:49.560 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 4>Can we agree on that? Don't mention the suspension, sir.

0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:54.720
<v Speaker 4>Please don't tell me what to do. I'm not telling

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:57.719
<v Speaker 4>you what to do. I'm asking you nicely to put

0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 4>it out of your mind. Don't bring the suspension for that.

0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 4>Let me just ask my question. But whatever your question is, sir,

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 4>it's going to involve the suspension.

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:07.719
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not. No, it's not.

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:11.440
<v Speaker 4>I want to know if in the state of New

0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Jersey it's legal for my wife to have insurance on

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 4>the car in question and me not be on the policy, sir,

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 4>in order to get the suspension. I'm not asking you

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:24.560
<v Speaker 4>about the suspension. It's turning into an Avna Costellar routine.

0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who's on first, sir?

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Sir, you're getting loud, I said, I'm only getting loud

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:32.879
<v Speaker 2>because I'm calmly trying to explain, and you don't seem

0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 2>to understand what a hypothetical question is.

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 4>You don't change the parameters of a hypothetical. That's the

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 4>point of the hypothetical. So I'm asking you.

0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Would we be in trouble if the suspension had never

0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:49.440
<v Speaker 2>happened and motor vehicle was aware that my wife had

0:46:49.480 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 2>insurance on the car right and I wasn't on it.

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Would that be okay?

0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Sir?

0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 4>If you want the suspension removed, you have to be

0:46:57.880 --> 0:47:00.839
<v Speaker 4>on the policy. You're not listening to me, Sarah, I'm

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:04.319
<v Speaker 4>gonna put you on hold. No, don't, don't put me

0:47:04.360 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 4>on hold to punish me.

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:08.920
<v Speaker 3>I just want to know. I'll put my name on

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 3>the insurance.

0:47:09.719 --> 0:47:12.799
<v Speaker 2>Get the suspension removed, and then take my name off.

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Just tell me if that's legal, Sir, if you want

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:21.400
<v Speaker 2>your suspension removed, I said, you are like talking to

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 2>a wall.

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I said, you're not listening to me.

0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Just let me ask the hypothetical question without mentioning the suspension, Sarah,

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to put you on hold, and she puts

0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 2>me on hold, and then I can't.

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.280
<v Speaker 3>I came back and I said, I'll be right back. Scary,

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:37.839
<v Speaker 3>hold on right.

0:47:38.520 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 4>She puts in hope for like eight minutes, which I

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:44.360
<v Speaker 4>know is a punishment. She's putting me in time out. Scary,

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 4>She's I'm a grown man. She's putting me in hoping.

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:49.320
<v Speaker 2>That you would come to your devices and you would

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.839
<v Speaker 2>blow the steam has been blown off. You'd have time

0:47:51.880 --> 0:47:55.400
<v Speaker 2>to think and and and actually rearticulate yourself.

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 4>Okay, in a more calm way, I went. I went

0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:01.640
<v Speaker 4>through three phases while I was on the first phase

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:02.279
<v Speaker 4>was fuck her.

0:48:02.320 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm more mad now than I was before. The second

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:08.239
<v Speaker 2>phase was I gotta calm down. If I want this

0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 2>woman to do the thing I want her to do,

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:13.040
<v Speaker 2>and you need her on your side, you can't lose her.

0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 3>Right Then I realized I don't act.

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Then phase three was I don't actually need her to

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 2>do anything because the fact of the matter doesn't change

0:48:21.000 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 2>whether she likes me or not.

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:25.239
<v Speaker 3>The fact is it? What is the law? So then

0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 3>I was like, fuck this woman.

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:28.759
<v Speaker 2>When she gets back on the phone, if she gets

0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:30.799
<v Speaker 2>back in the next five minutes, I'm gonna tell her

0:48:30.800 --> 0:48:33.319
<v Speaker 2>she can go screw herself and I'll just call back

0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:33.880
<v Speaker 2>on Monday.

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Fuck it.

0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:37.480
<v Speaker 4>So she gets back on the phone and she says, sir,

0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 4>I said yeah. She says, I did some checking, and

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 4>you don't need to be on the policy. Just submit

0:48:45.520 --> 0:48:46.880
<v Speaker 4>proof that your wife has a policy.

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Ah. All of a sudden, Oh, I was, rah, So

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:53.000
<v Speaker 2>you don't need to be You don't need to be

0:48:53.080 --> 0:48:53.839
<v Speaker 2>gloating about it.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I do, I do, because you wouldn't listen

0:48:57.040 --> 0:48:59.720
<v Speaker 3>to me. And I was right. I was right, Brody

0:48:59.760 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 3>was right. I didn't sing. All right, all right, that's great.

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:09.120
<v Speaker 3>She said, would you like to email address?

0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 2>And I said so, I said, do you mean the

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:15.080
<v Speaker 2>long involved the email address? Now scary, I have the

0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 2>email address? I said, yeah, I'll take the email address.

0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:20.839
<v Speaker 2>So she says it's U M dot info. I said,

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:24.080
<v Speaker 2>was that EM or N? She says it was M.

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I said, okay, dot info at I go AT so

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:32.280
<v Speaker 2>I said at like at no the symbol at. Oh right, okay.

0:49:32.440 --> 0:49:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Then she says m VC. I said, was that N

0:49:35.360 --> 0:49:38.879
<v Speaker 2>as in the Nancy no envy? And I fucking harassed her.

0:49:39.120 --> 0:49:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Then she says dot NJ dot g O V. I said,

0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 2>you mean like dot GOV. So I fucking dragged it

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:49.800
<v Speaker 2>out and bothered her giving me the email address.

0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's your revenge. That's my revenge. I turned it.

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:56.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's going to over it. But no

0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:56.799
<v Speaker 3>she's not.

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:58.480
<v Speaker 2>But I felt better about it. As long as you

0:49:58.520 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 2>feel good about yourself, that's all that mat What is

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:03.960
<v Speaker 2>the point. It's like, I say, scary, hypothetically speaking, scary,

0:50:03.960 --> 0:50:06.000
<v Speaker 2>you need to grow it all grow at a tattoo

0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:08.080
<v Speaker 2>on her neck And you're like, well, what if she

0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:08.840
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have a tattoo.

0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:12.680
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, it's my hypothetical. I create the world.

0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 4>If I wanted reality, I wouldn't be creating hypothetical. Hey,

0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:19.920
<v Speaker 4>hypothetically if my wife no, no, this is suspension. She couldn't.

0:50:20.000 --> 0:50:23.880
<v Speaker 4>She couldn't comprehend that. I wanted to ask a question

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:26.080
<v Speaker 4>that didn't. So that's what I was doing while you

0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:27.719
<v Speaker 4>were sitting there making faces at me, you brick.

0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:32.160
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't imagine what was going on.

0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:35.439
<v Speaker 4>He was acting out my facial expressions and my arms

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:38.800
<v Speaker 4>waving awesome, And there's no video of it because he

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:39.960
<v Speaker 4>didn't hit record, So.

0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:43.359
<v Speaker 3>I should have unmuted my mics. You could have heard

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:44.640
<v Speaker 3>it all.

0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, my life happens in real time in the

0:50:47.440 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 2>middle of this podcast.

0:50:50.080 --> 0:50:52.680
<v Speaker 3>All right, calm down, No, it's gonna be.

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:54.040
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a right brody, it's gonna be.

0:50:54.080 --> 0:50:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:58.319
<v Speaker 2>So we were talking earlier about that surprise party for

0:50:58.400 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Elvis last week, which was by the way, I'm sorry,

0:51:01.000 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 2>her name was Sue, fuck Sue, thank you sorry. Yeah,

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:09.520
<v Speaker 2>the surprise party. Yeah, uh so it.

0:51:09.480 --> 0:51:11.439
<v Speaker 4>Looked like fun. Let me point that out one more time.

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 2>It was it was like seventy five people I know

0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:16.919
<v Speaker 2>or knew used to work with. A lot of people

0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:18.600
<v Speaker 2>who were with at the party don't work there anymore.

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:21.000
<v Speaker 2>It was good, good fun, look great.

0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:51:21.719 --> 0:51:26.320
<v Speaker 2>So at this party, I got drunk, I got sweaty,

0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:31.360
<v Speaker 2>and I started rapping to Biggie and man Oman What

0:51:31.640 --> 0:51:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Biggie juice, Biggie juice. It was all a dream. I

0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:39.239
<v Speaker 2>used to read Word Up Magazine song Pepper Heavy d

0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:40.359
<v Speaker 2>Up in the limousine.

0:51:41.280 --> 0:51:42.919
<v Speaker 3>That is the only Biggie song you could sing.

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:46.359
<v Speaker 2>Hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday, Rap Attack, mister

0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:50.759
<v Speaker 2>Magic Mully mal So anyway, okay, can I just say

0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:53.120
<v Speaker 2>right now, how awful that was. And if you were

0:51:53.160 --> 0:51:54.760
<v Speaker 2>drunk when you did it, it must have been one undred.

0:51:54.760 --> 0:51:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Well I was drunk and sweaty. And there's three different

0:51:58.520 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 2>mom spaghetti, three different No, that's differ, that's Evidem's that's

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 2>slim shady, wait to shaggy. No, it's on the sweating already.

0:52:09.600 --> 0:52:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Mom's spaghetti. That's yeah, let's lose yourself. That's a call

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:18.600
<v Speaker 2>back of course last episode. So anyway, so yeah, so

0:52:18.600 --> 0:52:21.760
<v Speaker 2>so there's people out there, three different people on video

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:23.719
<v Speaker 2>that that have this, that have the video of this,

0:52:23.840 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 2>three different angles. At the time, I was feeling myself,

0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:28.040
<v Speaker 2>I was in the moment.

0:52:28.920 --> 0:52:29.959
<v Speaker 3>I was I was.

0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Happy, buzzy Scary Jones doing his thing on the dance floor,

0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:36.600
<v Speaker 2>rapping to Biggie.

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:39.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, now i'd.

0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Like that tape destroyed, But I got three people to

0:52:42.360 --> 0:52:43.560
<v Speaker 2>go through to try and get.

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:45.320
<v Speaker 3>To see this tape. I gotta see this.

0:52:45.320 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 2>This video is embarrassing and I can't believe that it's

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:54.200
<v Speaker 2>out there right now. And someone posted a clip of

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 2>it like a like a little blur, and thank god,

0:52:58.160 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 2>it was on their story and it was one of

0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:02.440
<v Speaker 2>those friends people that not too many people like on

0:53:02.480 --> 0:53:04.160
<v Speaker 2>the show. No, it was just like a little inner

0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:06.880
<v Speaker 2>circle of people follow but not like the masses.

0:53:06.960 --> 0:53:08.759
<v Speaker 3>Well wait, wait, wait wait. There was someone at the

0:53:08.800 --> 0:53:10.799
<v Speaker 3>party that a lot of people don't know and is.

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, that is friends with Elvis and friends and

0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:15.799
<v Speaker 2>friends with a couple of us on the show. And

0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:19.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, I'm no please no, So

0:53:19.360 --> 0:53:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I just let it, let it happen.

0:53:20.560 --> 0:53:21.120
<v Speaker 3>I let it go.

0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:27.520
<v Speaker 2>But there's a very someone in our company was a

0:53:27.680 --> 0:53:31.480
<v Speaker 2>very heavy. Uh, she's a she's an industry heavy. She's

0:53:31.520 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 2>a an industry important person of very high rewards, higher

0:53:36.280 --> 0:53:37.040
<v Speaker 2>higher US awards.

0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:40.319
<v Speaker 3>Yep, yep. She This person has video of me.

0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:45.799
<v Speaker 2>She is a she is somebody who could really sync

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:48.799
<v Speaker 2>me with this video. But thank god, because I've been

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:51.800
<v Speaker 2>monitoring her feed all this time, she's.

0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:53.799
<v Speaker 3>Not that kind of person. She Yeah.

0:53:54.080 --> 0:53:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, she's far too professional to post it. I'm going

0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:58.719
<v Speaker 2>to reach out to her. No you're not, No, you're not.

0:53:59.160 --> 0:54:00.719
<v Speaker 3>I might have to email harr and ask it for

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<v Speaker 3>the content. Thank you. I know it is Juicy, mat

0:54:05.840 --> 0:54:07.360
<v Speaker 3>I know, I know she was at that party.

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Juicy by Biggie Great great song brings me back to

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:12.200
<v Speaker 2>the mid nineties.

0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:13.560
<v Speaker 3>It used to be a great song.

0:54:13.600 --> 0:54:17.520
<v Speaker 2>But it's wild how in the moment, maybe you're a

0:54:17.520 --> 0:54:20.200
<v Speaker 2>better you're a better singer rapper, and you look better

0:54:20.280 --> 0:54:24.320
<v Speaker 2>doing it than you actually are. No, because yeah, the

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:27.280
<v Speaker 2>video camera, Yeah, those cameras tell all anyway.

0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so it wasn't just a dream.

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 2>It was not.

0:54:30.160 --> 0:54:32.359
<v Speaker 3>It was not. It was it was it was, it was.

0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:34.879
<v Speaker 2>It was a reality. But I wonder, have you had

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:38.879
<v Speaker 2>any embarrassing video of you? Yes, that's out there, yep,

0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 2>yep of what what was it? My parents friend's son

0:54:49.040 --> 0:54:58.120
<v Speaker 2>who was at the times probably six or seven eight

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:01.480
<v Speaker 2>years younger than I was at the time, So maybe

0:55:01.520 --> 0:55:07.040
<v Speaker 2>I was, uh, maybe I was twenty twenty one and

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:11.680
<v Speaker 2>for some reason not drunk at his bar Mitzvah. I

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 2>grabbed the mic and sang Paul Revere, oh boy on

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:16.879
<v Speaker 2>the mic.

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:19.760
<v Speaker 3>But Eastie boys, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about.

0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I sang it along with the music.

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:26.440
<v Speaker 2>But I for some reason someone said, oh, David can

0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:29.239
<v Speaker 2>single knows the words of that song. And I got

0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 2>up and I in front of everybody, and I did

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 2>moves and dance moves, and it was terrible. Slices on

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:39.600
<v Speaker 2>his bar Mitzvah tape. I love that Slices. Here's your

0:55:39.680 --> 0:55:43.759
<v Speaker 2>chance to shine. Leave you stop the fighting, leave your

0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:48.040
<v Speaker 2>talk back of the story of the time that you

0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:50.920
<v Speaker 2>have an embarrassing tell us about the embarrassing video that

0:55:50.960 --> 0:55:51.879
<v Speaker 2>exists of you out there.

0:55:52.160 --> 0:55:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Give us a little little thirty second try not to

0:55:55.480 --> 0:55:56.719
<v Speaker 3>do two three, four in a row.

0:55:57.000 --> 0:55:57.600
<v Speaker 2>But I don't.

0:55:58.040 --> 0:56:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Don't leave a URL with the with the we address

0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:01.120
<v Speaker 3>out to find it. We don't.

0:56:01.239 --> 0:56:03.239
<v Speaker 2>We're not gonna go watch it. We even talked back

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:06.279
<v Speaker 2>about the time. And we want to hear from new slices.

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Let's get some new people in the mix here that

0:56:08.400 --> 0:56:11.319
<v Speaker 2>you've never been to the cart if you've never ever

0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:13.920
<v Speaker 2>ever left a talk back for us before through the

0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:17.400
<v Speaker 2>iHeart listen to the iHeartRadio app, click on that microphone,

0:56:17.400 --> 0:56:20.239
<v Speaker 2>hold it down, whatever you have to do, and let

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:23.359
<v Speaker 2>us know about the video out there, the embarrassing video

0:56:23.400 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 2>that exists, all right, and tell us a little bit

0:56:27.600 --> 0:56:30.439
<v Speaker 2>about that. Thank you so much because and we'll play

0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:35.719
<v Speaker 2>them back on Slice time next week. Scar.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of how people listen to us, did you know

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 4>that seventy three point five percent of our listeners listen

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:47.840
<v Speaker 4>on iPhones?

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:51.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I knew that because iPhones rule the world.

0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:56.440
<v Speaker 2>They really don't not the world, well, iPhones by the

0:56:56.600 --> 0:56:59.840
<v Speaker 2>United States. By the way, android phones now out sell iPhones.

0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:02.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah maybe worldwide? Right, great?

0:57:02.160 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not here Samsung Samsung fifteen percent. Yeah again, Samsung

0:57:07.480 --> 0:57:09.720
<v Speaker 2>is one brand, it's not doesn't represent all Android phones.

0:57:10.680 --> 0:57:13.680
<v Speaker 2>It's fifteen percent. And then the other other is insignificant numbers.

0:57:14.040 --> 0:57:20.320
<v Speaker 2>So roughly three quarters of our audience's iPhone, and of

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 2>course about a six of our audiences is Android.

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:25.080
<v Speaker 3>But that's right. But we knew this already.

0:57:25.120 --> 0:57:25.520
<v Speaker 2>We knew this.

0:57:25.960 --> 0:57:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Lead people, right, those are the elite people anyway. So

0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:32.920
<v Speaker 4>listen on iHeartRadio and leave us talk back. Yes please,

0:57:33.760 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 4>I've got.

0:57:34.640 --> 0:57:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Uh, what what do you got, Brody? I've got a

0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:43.200
<v Speaker 2>dog story and a scamboni. Oh, I'm gonna get the

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:45.080
<v Speaker 2>scamboni jingle. Can we get that on here right now?

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Get that scamboni on? Yep.

0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:51.480
<v Speaker 3>I love a good scambony.

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Ooh scamon?

0:57:59.160 --> 0:58:00.400
<v Speaker 3>What do you got Brody?

0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:00.959
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

0:58:01.240 --> 0:58:04.640
<v Speaker 4>You're on the TikTok of course I am. Now, I

0:58:04.640 --> 0:58:06.760
<v Speaker 4>don't know if these are professional people that work for

0:58:06.800 --> 0:58:12.080
<v Speaker 4>this company or it's one of those where like you volunteer,

0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:14.440
<v Speaker 4>so they let you sell it for them and market

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:15.360
<v Speaker 4>and they give you money.

0:58:16.320 --> 0:58:17.400
<v Speaker 3>There's a new trend.

0:58:17.600 --> 0:58:20.160
<v Speaker 2>If you scroll through your you know you're for you

0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:23.160
<v Speaker 2>page like oh random shit around or shit.

0:58:25.880 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 3>You stand on what looks like a scale.

0:58:29.280 --> 0:58:32.400
<v Speaker 4>It's a flat thing and it's not flat, but it's

0:58:32.440 --> 0:58:37.280
<v Speaker 4>it looks like a scale but thicker, and it's all

0:58:37.320 --> 0:58:39.000
<v Speaker 4>I haven't seen any men doing this, so I'm assuming

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:40.160
<v Speaker 4>that the market is for women.

0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:43.520
<v Speaker 2>And it's all women in like jim shorts and tank tops.

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:47.520
<v Speaker 2>And they talk like this and it's a great product

0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:50.080
<v Speaker 2>and you can lose, it breaks up fat and cell

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:53.560
<v Speaker 2>you light and and it's yours only eighty five ninety nine.

0:58:54.000 --> 0:58:54.640
<v Speaker 3>That's intense.

0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:59.480
<v Speaker 4>Basically, it's a thing that vibrates you and shakes you

0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 4>in one place.

0:59:01.880 --> 0:59:03.520
<v Speaker 3>Really, they talk about it.

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna send you a screen shot right now, scary

0:59:05.600 --> 0:59:07.600
<v Speaker 2>hold on, okay, I'll send you a screenshots.

0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:09.280
<v Speaker 3>You can see it. But you're saying you're saying it's

0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:10.520
<v Speaker 3>a scamboni though.

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:14.000
<v Speaker 4>Okay, And they're like, oh, you could do how many reps?

0:59:14.440 --> 0:59:17.280
<v Speaker 4>And all you need is a fifteen minute workout every day,

0:59:17.800 --> 0:59:19.320
<v Speaker 4>And they're making it like it's a great piece of

0:59:19.360 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 4>gym equipment that you don't have to exist if you

0:59:22.400 --> 0:59:24.640
<v Speaker 4>have sore aches and bones. You know, no matter what

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:27.080
<v Speaker 4>your age is, you can you can use it.

0:59:27.080 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 2>It's just a shake thing. You don't lose weight by

0:59:30.520 --> 0:59:34.640
<v Speaker 2>getting your body shaken. Everybody's looking for a quick way

0:59:34.680 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 2>to lose weight. This is not This is a scamboni.

0:59:37.920 --> 0:59:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh look at this.

0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:41.200
<v Speaker 2>These are like those you know what this looks like.

0:59:41.240 --> 0:59:44.920
<v Speaker 2>This looks like those contraptions from the nineteen fifties where

0:59:45.040 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 2>a person would stand still on like a treadmill, shrap

0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:52.080
<v Speaker 2>around their waist right, and they will like shake the

0:59:52.080 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 2>blubber slices slices. If you were if you bought one

0:59:56.280 --> 0:59:58.280
<v Speaker 2>of these, it's okay to admit it.

0:59:58.520 --> 1:00:00.160
<v Speaker 3>Leave us a talk back. Let us know you you

1:00:00.200 --> 1:00:02.440
<v Speaker 3>know that you bought one. So she's standing on it

1:00:02.440 --> 1:00:03.320
<v Speaker 3>looks like a scale.

1:00:04.080 --> 1:00:05.760
<v Speaker 4>It looks like a like a scale, but a little

1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:07.520
<v Speaker 4>higher off the ground, like it's thicker, like it's got.

1:00:07.520 --> 1:00:09.160
<v Speaker 3>A motor under it. I'm going to ask my person

1:00:09.280 --> 1:00:12.320
<v Speaker 3>about this today. It's a scale with a motor under it.

1:00:12.720 --> 1:00:14.800
<v Speaker 3>But all you're doing is shaking like you're on a

1:00:15.080 --> 1:00:15.480
<v Speaker 3>like you're.

1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:19.640
<v Speaker 2>A polaroid picture. Okay, you can't be losing weight. That's

1:00:19.680 --> 1:00:22.880
<v Speaker 2>not how weight we're we're breaking up fat and cellulate. Okay,

1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:24.000
<v Speaker 2>you break up fat and cellulate.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what it does. It floats in your belly.

1:00:27.040 --> 1:00:29.360
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't go out of you. It's such a and

1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:32.360
<v Speaker 4>all these girls and women are like, do it. And

1:00:32.400 --> 1:00:34.800
<v Speaker 4>so if I clicked on one, it's down my algorithm.

1:00:35.000 --> 1:00:37.480
<v Speaker 4>So I keep getting these videos. Yeah, you can't get

1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:39.400
<v Speaker 4>out of that. That's a hell is vortex that you're

1:00:39.400 --> 1:00:39.840
<v Speaker 4>in there.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just want to.

1:00:42.160 --> 1:00:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Alert you shaking violently, eat less, eat healthier, go to

1:00:49.240 --> 1:00:54.080
<v Speaker 2>a gym like Scary's doing. And by the way, I'm

1:00:54.120 --> 1:00:56.280
<v Speaker 2>down twelve pounds in the past three weeks.

1:00:56.320 --> 1:00:59.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm meant to tell you look really good. Thanks. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>not where I want to be.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm gonna lose another the ten twelve pounds and

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<v Speaker 4>I'll let you know how that's going. But I'm not

1:01:05.960 --> 1:01:10.240
<v Speaker 4>shaking on a vibrating scale. Now, look, ladies, if you

1:01:10.320 --> 1:01:14.800
<v Speaker 4>enjoy the vibrating scale, don't get me wrong. I'm all

1:01:14.840 --> 1:01:18.040
<v Speaker 4>about it, you know, I'm you know, I'll watch that video.

1:01:18.440 --> 1:01:21.120
<v Speaker 4>But if it's a weight loss thing, no one last

1:01:21.120 --> 1:01:26.600
<v Speaker 4>thing about TikTok sure whenever women are on TikTok. Guys

1:01:26.680 --> 1:01:30.560
<v Speaker 4>hit on them always, and there seems to be a trend.

1:01:30.600 --> 1:01:32.640
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if they're young kids. I don't

1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:34.200
<v Speaker 4>they they.

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<v Speaker 2>They use pickup lines, like the hackiest pickup lines is

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<v Speaker 2>if they're original.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh so.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh this one guy writes, you wouldn't win a beauty pageant,

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<v Speaker 2>but you've won me over.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that? Is that a positive? Is that a compliment?

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<v Speaker 2>That's why that's she's.

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<v Speaker 3>There?

1:02:02.680 --> 1:02:04.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but it's like saying you're not very attractive, but

1:02:04.680 --> 1:02:05.520
<v Speaker 4>I dig big women.

1:02:05.680 --> 1:02:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, he's like, that's a backhanded compliment. Yeah, And

1:02:10.160 --> 1:02:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I got another one for you. So I'm gonna start

1:02:11.640 --> 1:02:14.760
<v Speaker 2>writing these down as I see them. But uh again,

1:02:14.800 --> 1:02:18.960
<v Speaker 2>in my for you page, this girl is uh promoting

1:02:19.080 --> 1:02:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I guess a curling iron and she's a straightener ye,

1:02:23.200 --> 1:02:25.720
<v Speaker 2>and she's straightening her hair and she's like, oh, I

1:02:25.720 --> 1:02:29.240
<v Speaker 2>got this hair straightener on Amazon. And she's straightening her

1:02:29.240 --> 1:02:32.080
<v Speaker 2>hair and this guy writes, hey, girl, what's you up to?

1:02:33.880 --> 1:02:37.720
<v Speaker 2>So I commented, I go, she's literally straightening her hair

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<v Speaker 2>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? What is she up to? Are

1:02:40.800 --> 1:02:43.080
<v Speaker 3>you watching it? She's straining her hair in the video

1:02:43.640 --> 1:02:45.920
<v Speaker 3>saying I'm straining my hair with this new Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just somebody who wants to participate in the conversation but.

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<v Speaker 3>Has nothing clever to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, hey girl, what you're doing her hair? It looks

1:02:53.760 --> 1:02:58.200
<v Speaker 2>kind of obvious. That's what she's doing, Like that's your line? Yeah,

1:02:58.240 --> 1:03:02.120
<v Speaker 2>hey girl, what's up to TikTok is video? Right, it's

1:03:02.160 --> 1:03:04.960
<v Speaker 2>showing you what she's doing. So before I got upset,

1:03:04.960 --> 1:03:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I kept scrolling. You know, I scrolled pretty literal everyone's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't watch lives by the way, TikTok and Instagram Live.

1:03:12.200 --> 1:03:15.400
<v Speaker 3>It's just the content the IQ of some of the

1:03:15.400 --> 1:03:16.720
<v Speaker 3>people in that room.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awful.

1:03:18.520 --> 1:03:20.080
<v Speaker 4>That's where I get content from. I sit down and

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<v Speaker 4>I will get the stupid people.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Did we talk about the absolutely rude family with their

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<v Speaker 2>root little Door the Explorer little girl at the restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>that I was at with my boy Will last week?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think. I think we recorded the podcast and

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<v Speaker 3>I went out to eat the dinner that night with him,

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<v Speaker 3>so we didn't cover this.

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<v Speaker 2>You co this. I have a question, yea, are you

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<v Speaker 2>calling her the Door of the Explorer girl? Because one

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<v Speaker 2>she's Latina, Two she wore pink and purple, pink and purple,

1:03:47.320 --> 1:03:50.840
<v Speaker 2>a purple to a h swiper b pink and purple.

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<v Speaker 2>She wore pink and purple. Oh yeah, well orange and orange,

1:03:53.440 --> 1:03:56.800
<v Speaker 2>and you know the Dora colors with the Dora haircut.

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<v Speaker 2>She had the Dora haircut, and she had that was door.

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<v Speaker 3>Was she holding a map? And the map? Yeah, I

1:04:03.760 --> 1:04:04.000
<v Speaker 3>love it.

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<v Speaker 2>And and what kind of backpack was she wearing? No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>she had the glasses, but she keeps all the cool stuffs.

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<v Speaker 2>She had the haircut, but no, here's the back backpack?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, you even know sing long scary? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>remember that? Do you remember the time when you were

1:04:20.640 --> 1:04:24.880
<v Speaker 3>a young parent with your three young children? Remember that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure of course. Okay, when you guys used to go

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<v Speaker 3>out to dinner mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>If you guys were obviously at a family friendly place

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<v Speaker 2>that welcome kid.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where you took the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Right because you knew they might act up, they might

1:04:40.160 --> 1:04:41.919
<v Speaker 2>be climbing all over the didn't take them to five

1:04:41.960 --> 1:04:44.360
<v Speaker 2>star restaurants because that's not what they want, right, But

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<v Speaker 2>was there ever a time where you did well, you said,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to adult tonight, We're all going to be adulting,

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<v Speaker 2>and these kids were bringing them with us, and we

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<v Speaker 2>will be and we will behave and we will act respectable.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to my knowledge that we ever did that. Those

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<v Speaker 2>are the same people who bring babies to movie. All right, Well,

1:05:02.120 --> 1:05:07.840
<v Speaker 2>there's a restaurant Hoboken which is awesome and it caters.

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<v Speaker 3>To I mean, you could bring your family for brunch.

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<v Speaker 2>You could bring a family if you if the family

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<v Speaker 2>behaved this This was a Thursday night, Yeah, senior citizens

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<v Speaker 2>special because I eat early right five or six o'clock

1:05:22.840 --> 1:05:25.840
<v Speaker 2>at night, early bird got it. But there was still

1:05:26.640 --> 1:05:28.920
<v Speaker 2>quite a bit of people coming off work and hanging

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<v Speaker 2>out at the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was it was mainly adult.

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<v Speaker 2>It was mainly adults, a lot of women, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of guys in there, you know, couples, and me and

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<v Speaker 2>my boy Will and to the left of us, to

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<v Speaker 2>left of me, to the right of Will. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want to be really particular about it. There was a

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<v Speaker 2>family of three. Okay, the door of the this door,

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<v Speaker 2>the explorer girl was standing on the chair, was jumping

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<v Speaker 2>up and down. Was was she couldn't she was so fidgety,

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<v Speaker 2>she couldn't sit still. And the parents allowed her, which

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<v Speaker 2>they did allowed her to get off the chair and

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<v Speaker 2>run back and forth through the restaurant. Now there was

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<v Speaker 2>a coal oven not more than eight feet from this girl.

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<v Speaker 2>This was a coal oven pizza place. They called it

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<v Speaker 2>the corse, the reach it no, but they call it

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<v Speaker 2>the hot hole. I mean, it's it's the hot hole.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's that you dated her in high school,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't you twelve hundred degrees in that fucking thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>This girl was running back and forth through the restaurant,

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<v Speaker 2>through the bar area and then sliding into second, sliding

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<v Speaker 2>across the floor, running back and forth. There were waiters

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<v Speaker 2>walking by with big trays, hot plates. I mean, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a place that serves you cast iron, scalding hot

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<v Speaker 2>shit right out of the hot hole. And people were

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<v Speaker 2>carrying them and and the parents paid no mind. Every

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<v Speaker 2>once in a while the mom would get up and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, hey, so and so get back here, and

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<v Speaker 2>the girl would come back. Then they allowed the girl

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<v Speaker 2>to get on top of the banquette along the back wall.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one continuous banquette and run back and forth

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<v Speaker 2>on the bank at like on top of the on

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<v Speaker 2>top of where people sit their asses, where people sit,

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<v Speaker 2>And she's running back and forth, stopping back and forth

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<v Speaker 2>across the whole bank at across like six tables.

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<v Speaker 3>She's exploring, Yeah, and me and my blast don't look

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<v Speaker 3>at each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Were like one of his purest fucking doone.

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<v Speaker 3>Like where's management, where's the stand? All forget it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of those places where you know, we can't

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<v Speaker 2>parrot your kid. We're not going to tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>to do. But when the child is running across the furniture,

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<v Speaker 2>it was met with smiles, Brodie, it was met with

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<v Speaker 2>smiles like ah, the waitress like bent down and says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so cute because she was she was a little

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<v Speaker 2>kid gets injured, the kid gets injured, they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>sue the restaurant. Of course, I've never heard of a

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant allowing that it was so mad. And it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>and we're not talking about this is not Let me

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<v Speaker 2>just break this down for the slices.

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<v Speaker 3>This was not a family friendly restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't Chuck E Cheese, It wasn't even Applebee's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you've made that clears to ask your question. If you

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<v Speaker 2>were there were robbing on a date, don't you want

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<v Speaker 2>your money back? Well, that's where you come in, bro

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Will and I just ate our meal, we

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with our shitten grins on our faces, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we got out of there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not what shit in green means. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Shitt It in grin means like you you you have

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<v Speaker 4>a secret?

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<v Speaker 3>You you, we had a secret. We want to kill

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<v Speaker 3>this kid.

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<v Speaker 2>So you had a fake smile on yes, We're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, Well we got out and we then we

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<v Speaker 2>got out of there. But after we walked started walking

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<v Speaker 2>down the block, we both said to ourselves, what would

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<v Speaker 2>Broty do? Would Brody you take advantage of the moment

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<v Speaker 2>and say that his dinner was ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Because the one I'd say, Will and I were on

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<v Speaker 3>a date and he ruined it? She ruined it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because that's believable. Why Will wouldn't date me? Why

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<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't date up? A?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But where's the where's the monetary loss there? Like I

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear you justify this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we we were on a romantic evening. We chose

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<v Speaker 4>that restaurant for a specific reason to have a quiet,

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<v Speaker 4>nice romantic night. This is the kind of restaurant and

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<v Speaker 4>I would hate to leave a Google review saying that

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<v Speaker 4>this is not a not an upscale restaurant, that it's

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<v Speaker 4>more of a chuck E cheese environment.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, but your experience was ruined.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly, it was ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Scary. You're bitching about it now, I know, well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I have no one else to bitch Joe as it is.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I see using the podcast event because no one

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<v Speaker 4>else wants to hear your I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my therapy session. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast? What are we doing here? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But I can help.

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<v Speaker 3>That's while you're laying on a couch.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, so, okay, all right, I just I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like if I was a here, couldn't hear you, You

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't hear the conversation with the person you were with

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<v Speaker 2>because this person's running around, screaming and jumping around. I

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<v Speaker 2>really don't think it was gonna fall and break her head.

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<v Speaker 2>I really did. I thought she was gonna cut herself.

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<v Speaker 2>They were cut There was cutlery on the table, These

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<v Speaker 2>tables were pre set. There was cutlery on the tables.

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<v Speaker 2>There was glass on the tables. You're gonna knock something over.

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<v Speaker 3>Be honest. Was there any point in the evening where

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<v Speaker 3>you were hoping she fell. No, I'm not that rude.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm not that I'm not that evil Brodie.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, then, based on our previous commercial conversation

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<v Speaker 2>in this podcast, be honest, are you following her on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 3>You're an asshole? Or the explorer in a bikini? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>What should I do? BRODDI shul I unfollow, Yes, you

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<v Speaker 4>should don't follow. I just I just I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have said I might have said something personally

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<v Speaker 2>to the parents, but yeah, but really I said.

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<v Speaker 3>Referred to his door, the explorer.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would have said, excuse me, trying to have

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<v Speaker 2>a nice evening here, can you please ask your daughter,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, to stop running.

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<v Speaker 3>Around the rest?

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<v Speaker 2>What that does? That's confrontation? And then that who knows

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<v Speaker 2>how this dude would have reacted? Okay, because if they're

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<v Speaker 2>bad parents, how big was the dude I could have

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<v Speaker 2>taken him? Okay, So maybe that maybe that maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>father's a pussy and that's why he won't talk to

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<v Speaker 2>his kids into doing the right thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Or maybe you're that bad of a parent, you're that evil.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that this guy was some macho guy he would

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<v Speaker 2>tell his daughter to sit the fuck down. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of person that if he doesn't control his kid,

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<v Speaker 2>he's the kind of person that.

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<v Speaker 3>Would pick a fight, guarantee. No, he's the kind of

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<v Speaker 3>person that can't control you either. Yeah, And I don't

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<v Speaker 3>see it that way.

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<v Speaker 4>I just a guy who can't control his wife is

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<v Speaker 4>going to take his anger on her, control his wife.

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<v Speaker 4>What I said, by the way, I already interrupted myself.

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm what I'm saying is if a guy feels

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<v Speaker 4>like not me, I would never control my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Not not that I even could, but.

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<v Speaker 2>The kind of guy who believes he should be able

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<v Speaker 2>to control his wife or at least keep her in line.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how people talk. Not me, that's the kind

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<v Speaker 4>of guy that would punch you right.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get her to shut up? Someone to shut

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<v Speaker 4>you up?

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<v Speaker 3>Again. Not the way I speak it, not.

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<v Speaker 2>The way I know right now, I know hypotheticals, hypothetical, hypothetic, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like the motive vehicle.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the motive vehicle. I understand hypotheticnology. He's more

1:12:17.360 --> 1:12:21.080
<v Speaker 4>of an analogy hypothetical. But anyway, my point is the

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<v Speaker 4>guy who can't control his kid sounds like he's too wimpy,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't want to upset her anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she is. It's not going to punch you.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I'm wondering for parents, how can you be

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<v Speaker 2>so lackadaisical, or how could you be so how can

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<v Speaker 2>you just because they.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't care about other people scary.

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<v Speaker 2>There's people in the world that don't give a fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>or they think, Hey, my kid's just being a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Other people have kids, they'll understand it, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Not in that environment. Be your kid could be a

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<v Speaker 2>kid in a playground, not in a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one thing if you have to bring your kid

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<v Speaker 4>or like you're at a blessed you at a baseball

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<v Speaker 4>game and your kids rambunctions. Baseball games are family friendly.

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<v Speaker 3>Different.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want your kid jumping on the seats, but

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<v Speaker 2>if it happens, you go, all right, the kid's excited

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<v Speaker 2>in a baseball game, I get it. You go to

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<v Speaker 2>a fine dining establishment. Will let yelp gives three to

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<v Speaker 2>four dollar dollar signs you should not be bringing your

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<v Speaker 2>small child and then allow them to run around. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you could bring your.

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<v Speaker 3>Small child as long as your small child, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Can behave Yeah, we went to Okay, So if your

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant on a scale of one to ten and fanciness

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<v Speaker 2>was let's say a seven and a half, would that

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<v Speaker 2>be fair.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we took our kids to sixes and six and

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<v Speaker 3>a half's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they sat nicely, they ate nicely, They didn't

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<v Speaker 2>chewmaking noise, They didn't reach across the table and reach

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<v Speaker 2>across people's plates. They were raised with table manners. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you that my daughters don't curse a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. I can't tell you that, you know, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't tell the average person to go after themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Occasionally they have my attitude.

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<v Speaker 4>But when it comes to manners, my kids didn't run

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<v Speaker 4>around restaurants like animals.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely, it's just I blame it squarely on the

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<v Speaker 2>parents and then secondarily on the restaurant for jumping in.

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<v Speaker 3>But to care for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably wouldn't et there again for fear of that

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<v Speaker 2>happening again. Yeah, well, it's all good, But you hate

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<v Speaker 2>kids more than I do, so I feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>probably kids. By the way, did you ask the parents

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<v Speaker 2>if the kid was calling? Yeah, I said, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>was a colleague kid growing up, because that's why she

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<v Speaker 2>behaves the way she does today.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, and also how many Instagram follows do you have

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<v Speaker 3>a scary Johnes following her? I'll tell your story next week.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, yeah, please.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't expect The Door the Explore story to interrupt

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Boys