1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Do 3 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 1: you remember that Interior secretary? We played some clips of 4 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: him from last night. A moron, Well her, a moron. 5 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: Oh you thought that was the worst of it. I 6 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: have a worse one coming for you here in a 7 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: few But I want to get back to this, this 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: thing we were talking about as a nation, the nation itself, 9 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: we always have to understand some we talk about military 10 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: matters because we've been talking about military matters, and we 11 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 1: know that China's on the move and Russia's on the move, 12 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: and we know sadly this is a terrible thing, but 13 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: there's always another war coming, and wars on top of 14 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: all the blood, guts and everything else. They will mentally 15 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: break people. They do it all the time. People break. 16 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: The strongest people will break. The human mind is not 17 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 1: supposed to endure these things. It's not supposed to endure 18 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 1: sleeping in a foxhole fighting hole of your marine and 19 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: a fighting hole at night with your body and waking 20 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: up to see a Japanese soldier carving as guts out 21 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. The mind breaks. You can't. 22 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: Normal healthy mind breaks you with values you even you 23 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: can only handle so much of that and you break. 24 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: The mind is not made for it. But the problem 25 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: is this, we are a nation now that is getting 26 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: softer and softer and softer, and this is intentional. They're 27 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: intentionally weakening us as a nation, weakening our young people 28 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: to the point where all the other problems aside. We 29 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: don't have recruits who were physically fit enough, let alone 30 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: mentally fit enough to be accepted into the military, and 31 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: then you get headlines like this. The Army has a 32 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: basic training before basic training now because so many of 33 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: their potential recruits are too fat or stupid to get 34 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: in the actual army, which honestly, everyone I know in 35 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: the army's dumb. Anyway, I'm kidding, quit Chris. We have 36 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: to make fun of the other services anyway. Now, in 37 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: all seriousness, the Army recruits are now too fat and 38 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: stupid to get in, and so they have to put 39 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: them through fitness training to try to get them in. 40 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: And when I say fat and stupid, I want you 41 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: to know I'm not being insulting. I saw a video 42 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: the other day and everyone was making fun of him. 43 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: There was this kid, I could say kid, but I 44 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: guess he's a man who's eighteen nineteen years old, and 45 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: he was trying to do an obstacle in boot camp 46 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: in the Army. And it was one of those flat walls. 47 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: You've seen him, a flat wall that's taller than a 48 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: man eight nine feet tall, maybe seven feet tall. You 49 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: have to run up to it and jump up on 50 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: it and figure out how to pull yourself over to 51 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: a physical strength thing. And watching him just run up 52 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: and just flop against this thing was the most pathetic 53 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: thing in the world. But I I didn't pour scorn 54 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: on him for it. I'm not even making fun of 55 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: him for it. That's a kid who physically has never 56 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: had any form of physical training in his life. He 57 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: wasn't in a sport. He's not out there going for 58 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: a run. He's not on the football team, the track team, 59 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: to swim team, to anything. He doesn't He's obviously never 60 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: had any form of exercise to train him physically and 61 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: ready to go. And now he finds himself wanting to 62 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: service country. To his credit at eighteen nineteen years old, 63 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: only he came and even haul his fat butt over 64 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: the wall. If the hardest men this nation have ever 65 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: produced broke in two in combat like in World War Two. 66 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: What do you think's going to happen the first time 67 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,559 Speaker 1: that poor kid, Let's say they get him in shape 68 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: enough to get over the wall and get through boot camp. 69 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: What happens the first time that kid has a friend 70 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: get his head blown off right beside him. That kid 71 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: is going to mentally shatter. Immediately on immediately is going 72 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: to shatter. We are creating a military that is going 73 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: to shatter mentally, and we think because of the numbers 74 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 1: and the technology, that will be fine. Now we have 75 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: more ships, and we have more missiles, and we have 76 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 1: more jets, and we have more You need people on 77 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 1: the ground in the blood and guts, and you need 78 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: a enough of them. Four hundred thousand, over four hundred 79 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:12,039 Speaker 1: thousand mental health casualties in World War Two. That was 80 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: a nation full of mom dad, nuclear family homes, values, 81 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: hard training, yelling, pushups, everything else. Now we have a 82 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,039 Speaker 1: basic training before the basic training where they don't yell 83 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: at the recruits. We are mentally we're not able to 84 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: fight a war. And you know what really sucks, you 85 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: know this is this might be the worst part of it. 86 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,839 Speaker 1: There are still so many studs who were in right now, 87 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: I'm talking marine grunts and Army ranger types. As much 88 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: as it hurts me to make fun of the army 89 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: and those so we compliment the army, but seriously, the real, 90 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: real studs out there, the real trigger trigger polers. As 91 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,719 Speaker 1: the rest of the military gets softer and softer and 92 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: softer in future conflicts, whatever they may be, more and 93 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: more of the burden is going to fall on a 94 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: smaller and smaller and smaller portion of the military. So look, 95 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: I'm just pulling a number. This is not an accurate number. 96 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: Let's say there are a thousand Army rangers and five 97 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,159 Speaker 1: thousand marines. There's obviously a lot more than that, but 98 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: the thousand Army rangers in five thousand marines, well, instead 99 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: of those guys getting an appropriate amount of action, if 100 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,719 Speaker 1: in a future conflict, they're going to be tasked with 101 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: doing everything because they're the only ones who are mentally 102 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: and physically strong enough to pull up the job. If 103 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: it's World War two or look even Vietnam something like that, 104 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 1: and you have a marine who's in artillery. Artillery is awesome, 105 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: by the way, but you have a marine who's in 106 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: artillery in Vietnam. And look, we just read it on Monday, 107 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: artillery battalion and viet Cong or coming through the wire. 108 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 1: The artillery guys picked up a dag on weapon and 109 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: started shooting people in the face and stabbing them with bayonets. 110 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: In the future, if that's not a ranger battalion, if 111 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: that's not a marine division in the future, what if 112 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: those guys are all pillow soft and they just curl 113 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: up in a ball and die when they come through 114 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: the wire. This is not sustainable. We are not ready, 115 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: and it's getting worse, and it's getting worse, and it's 116 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: getting worse. And this, this is the crap. This is 117 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: the crap that's happening right now in our milits. How 118 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: much taxpayer money should go to fund drag Queen Story 119 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 1: Hours on military basis? You know, drag Queen Story Hours 120 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: is not something that the department funds. Well wait a second, 121 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 1: that's actually not what the record seems to suggest. You're 122 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: going to fund one at Ramstein Air for space. That 123 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: one got canceled, but that's d D insignia. That's a 124 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: drag Queen Story Hour for children. Then also at Mount 125 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: Strom Air Force Base outside of Great Falls, Montana, you 126 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: had a drag Queen Story Hour for kids, and at 127 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: Nellis Air Force Base you had the drag you Nellis 128 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: on June seventeenth. Who funded these things, mister Secretary? Listen, um, 129 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: drag shows and are not something that the Department of 130 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: Fence supports or funds. But why why are they happening 131 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: on military basis? I just I just showed you the evidence. 132 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:38,080 Speaker 1: Why are they happening? I will say again, this is 133 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: not something that we support or fun. So you think 134 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,079 Speaker 1: hosting a drag Queen Story Hour on a military base 135 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: isn't supporting the drag Queen Story Hour? I stand by 136 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: what I just said. Yeah, you got it. A military 137 00:08:53,720 --> 00:09:01,280 Speaker 1: full of stable, strong men who'd spent their lives physical labor, 138 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: who spent their lives being taught values in their nuclear fami, 139 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 1: the strongest best men a nation could produce. Four hundred 140 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,959 Speaker 1: thousand of them, saw so much horror and combat they 141 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:22,439 Speaker 1: just broke many of them. Many of them never were 142 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,920 Speaker 1: put back together again. It's the ugly thing about things 143 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: like World War Two. We don't talk about how many 144 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: came home suicide, strength themselves to death. That was a 145 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 1: nation of the strongest men ever. We now are a 146 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 1: nation where our recruits are too fat to get over 147 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 1: a wall, and they don't get yelled at in basic training, 148 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 1: and they're attending equity seminars and learning how to braid 149 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,200 Speaker 1: hair and why they should be more gay friendly. We 150 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,560 Speaker 1: are not a nation that is prepared for war. We 151 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: are prepared to lose one. We are going to shatter 152 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: mentally if one breaks out. Gosh, And you know what's 153 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,800 Speaker 1: so frustrating is I see this day coming, and I 154 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 1: bet you money I'm gonna be alive when this happens, 155 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be so sad. The losses are going 156 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 1: to be so much worse than anything you could imagine. 157 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: You thought you were heartbroken when thirteen died in Afghanistan 158 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: and we were, I was, you were, man, Wait till 159 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,040 Speaker 1: you wake up one day and find out a division 160 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: is gone. Yeah, terrible? All right? All right? JP Morgan 161 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: CEO in a little bit of trouble, apparently hanging out 162 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: with the wrong crowd. What crowd? 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Fighting for your freedom every day 183 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 184 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: reminding you. You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly 185 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,680 Speaker 1: Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. 186 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,439 Speaker 1: Dear Jesse, you're not confronting the real enemy, which is 187 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,680 Speaker 1: the communist media in America and throughout the world. You 188 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,520 Speaker 1: keep blaming the voters who are ignorant and blinded by 189 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: the corrupt corporate media. These liars rule the world, and 190 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,840 Speaker 1: I thank you for exposing the lies. It's weird. He said, 191 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: I'm not confronting them, and then he said he thanked me. 192 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not sure which part of that 193 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,240 Speaker 1: he man. I don't think he meant that not confronting 194 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: them part, because I talk about it all the time. 195 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:29,680 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It says, I'm blaming the voters 196 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: who are ignorant and blinded. Let's pause on that for 197 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: just a moment. Because I am blaming the voters. I 198 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: am the right has been too soft for too long. 199 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 1: I've been part of that. I'm pointing fingers at myself, 200 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: no question about it. We have been too naive, ignorant 201 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:50,160 Speaker 1: to what the enemy really wanted. These are all facts. 202 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,360 Speaker 1: We don't show up in primaries. These are facts. And 203 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,520 Speaker 1: if we do show up in primary again, twenty percent 204 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,199 Speaker 1: Republican turnout in primaries, and we show up up and 205 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,839 Speaker 1: vote for the same loser that's in there every single time. 206 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: And this is what I don't like. I don't like 207 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 1: passing the buck when it's your responsibility. I have so 208 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,080 Speaker 1: many things in my life that I need to fix 209 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 1: about me, and I've had so many times in periods 210 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,559 Speaker 1: of time in my life when things weren't going well 211 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: for me. And you know, the worst thing in the world, 212 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable thing in the world, is going to 213 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 1: the mirror and looking at it and saying it's your fault. 214 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 1: The media is despicable. They are the enemy of the people. 215 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,839 Speaker 1: I despise them more than you can imagine. I still 216 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,439 Speaker 1: believe any journalists who called for you to be locked 217 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 1: up or banned from flying, I think they should be 218 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: locked up. I'm that hard on the media. However, the 219 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:55,120 Speaker 1: voters are ignorant and blinded by the media. You know 220 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 1: who I would give some sympathy to in that situation. 221 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: You know when, I'd have more sympathy if you were 222 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: talking about the year nineteen ninety, nineteen eighty, nineteen hundred, 223 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:12,080 Speaker 1: I would have more much more sympathy for the quote 224 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 1: ignorant voter at a time when getting information what's much 225 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: more difficult If it's the year nineteen eighty. I have 226 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: to see what I see on TV. I have what 227 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: three channels? I can three main channels I can choose from. 228 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 1: I have a newspaper, Okay, so I have to have 229 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: the New York Times. Maybe I can get a different newspaper. 230 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 1: But I've got a few newspapers, a few TV channels, 231 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: and other than that, I don't have any access to 232 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: any other information. As a voter, I probably am ignorant 233 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: because I can't make my own information. Today. I'm holding 234 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: a cell phone in my hands. People claim it's not 235 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 1: the voter's fault because they're ignorant. This cell phone I 236 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 1: hold in my hands right now could teach me everything 237 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: I need to know about everything. There's a new bill 238 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: going through Congress, the Restrict Act. It's the one to 239 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: band TikTok, but it's actually a horrific government power grab. 240 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,640 Speaker 1: We're not going to go into the details of it 241 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: right now, But if it's the year nineteen eighty, do 242 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: you know what I would know about the Restrict Act? 243 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 1: Whatever I was told on ABC News that night, or 244 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: whatever the New York Times printed me an American citizen 245 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: now who's holding an iPhone fourteen? Thank you, Pure Talk 246 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: in my hands. Do you know that I can actually 247 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: read the entire bill word for word right I could 248 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 1: stop doing the show right now and read every word 249 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 1: of it. I, with the power of a cell phone, 250 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,720 Speaker 1: am officially the most informed person in the world. Actually, 251 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: that's not true. I am as informed as I want 252 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: to be when I hold this cell phone in my hands. 253 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: When I make fun of Chris for making a manora 254 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 1: out of out of roadside wood, the truth is, yes, 255 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 1: that's funny because he's cheap. But I don't know how 256 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 1: to do that. I don't know how to would work. 257 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 1: I can pound nails and saw and measure it, but 258 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how to would work. But you know 259 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 1: what's true, I could know how to would work. It's 260 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 1: right here on my phone. How long would it take 261 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: me to look up a YouTube video for how to 262 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,600 Speaker 1: carve Chris's next manora myself? I could? I could learn 263 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 1: that There there are zero excuses for the modern voter 264 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: to be ignorant. Zero. It's not nineteen eighty, it's not 265 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: nineteen ninety. Every candidate, they're right there. You're holding it 266 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: in the power, in the palm of your hand. Every candidate, 267 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 1: everything about them, you know it every bill, you know it. 268 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: And when's the local election? Where's the local election? Right 269 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 1: there in your hands, you know it. There are not 270 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: any more excuses, and we are not going to simply 271 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: point fingers at the media anymore or on the right 272 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: as an excuse. My neighbors. Look, I'm talking about friends 273 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,639 Speaker 1: of mine here, friends acquaintances. When I show up and 274 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,919 Speaker 1: I have to explain to them what ESG is. And 275 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 1: these are all successful, I mean somewhat successful. These are 276 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: all people of some level of success with the brain 277 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 1: on them. And not one person at the table knows 278 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: what ESG is. That's your fault. If you don't know 279 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 1: what ESG is by this point in time, it's your fault. 280 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 1: Your bank has an EESG page where it grades itself. 281 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,400 Speaker 1: It's right there in the palm of your hands. You're dagone, right. 282 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: I blame the voters. You're dagon right. I do the 283 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: left and the right. You all to Democrats who think 284 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:51,199 Speaker 1: you're still vote for JFK. Stop being a moron. Your fault. 285 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: What's happening right now is your fault. And those of 286 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,159 Speaker 1: us on the right who don't show up in primaries 287 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: where we show up and why I vote for the guy. 288 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,359 Speaker 1: I voted for Lindsey Graham. I saw him on Fox News. 289 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: Be smarter. You're holding all the power in your hand. 290 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,119 Speaker 1: The excuses are gone. Now you have the ability to 291 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: be as informed as you want to be, to say 292 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,360 Speaker 1: nothing of the endless podcasts and various things you can 293 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 1: learn about anything in the palm of your hand. Ignorance 294 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: is a choice. Now it is a choice. And do 295 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,639 Speaker 1: I do. Thank you Pure Talk by the way, for 296 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: the iPhone fourteen you sent me. You see, when you 297 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 1: switch to pure Talk, not only are you going to 298 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,880 Speaker 1: keep a grand in your pocket. Probably my cell phone 299 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,840 Speaker 1: bill got cut in half. We switched from Timo with 300 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 1: a Pure Talk cut in half. On top of the 301 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: money savings, you know you can keep your phone, keep 302 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: your phone number, right, you just spend a few minutes 303 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: on the phone with them talking to an American who 304 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: speaks English. Though I'll be switched over. But you can 305 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 1: also get a new phone you want, the iPhone twelve, 306 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 1: the iPhone fourt, whatever you want. Pure Talk has all 307 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,840 Speaker 1: that dial pound two five zero right now and say, 308 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, that'll save you an additional fifty percent off 309 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:07,800 Speaker 1: your first month dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. 310 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: Switch to pure talk. Make that phone that holds all 311 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: that information in your hand, Make it a phone that's 312 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 1: with a company that doesn't hate your frigging goods. Huh 313 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 1: dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. All right, 314 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: now the JP Morgan thing, I forgot to get to 315 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,080 Speaker 1: hang on what Chris? We can make jokes. It's fine. 316 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: You got that right then, Jesse Kelly, Chew, are you 317 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,960 Speaker 1: ready for some good I have good news to share 318 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 1: and a good recipe to share before what Chris, Before 319 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 1: we get to that, let me get to this really 320 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:46,199 Speaker 1: quickly here JP Morgan, Chase CEO, Jamie Dixon, he's going 321 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 1: to have to give sworn testimony over his banks ties 322 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: to Jeffrey Epstein. Now I'm gonna set all that aside 323 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 1: for just a brief moment, but I am going to 324 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: bring this up again. I've read it up before, but 325 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring it up again and again and again. 326 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:11,159 Speaker 1: Every single trial that is famous in any way in America, 327 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: they all have something in common, all of them, every 328 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,880 Speaker 1: single one of them. Without a doubt, there are always 329 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 1: leaks to the press. Whether the media is allowed in 330 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,120 Speaker 1: there to video it and do all those things, or 331 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: whether the media is banned from there and there's a 332 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:31,399 Speaker 1: vow of silence. You always know what's happening in every 333 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 1: single trial. You know the big headlines, you know the details, 334 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,120 Speaker 1: and it's always in the New York Times the next 335 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,840 Speaker 1: day as some juror runs and texts the reporter or 336 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:46,760 Speaker 1: something like that. It's universal. It happens except the Jis 337 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 1: Lane Maxwell trial. Jis Lane Maxwell, who was convicted of 338 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: helping Jeffrey Epstein traffic young women all over the globe 339 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 1: apparently for the most powerful men on earth, and no leaks. 340 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 1: How is that humanly possible? You know how it's possible. 341 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: Let me tell you how it's possible. There's a lot 342 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,160 Speaker 1: of them. There's a lot of them, and they're very, 343 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: very powerful. There's no other way you could possibly make 344 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,160 Speaker 1: something like that happen. And there's no other way. There's 345 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 1: no way you could possibly get to somebody in federal 346 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,680 Speaker 1: custody and suicide them. There's no way. Oh never mind, 347 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,359 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I forgot. The guards just fell asleep in 348 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 1: the camera's malfunction. We're all supposed to believe that too. 349 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 1: It is wild when these weird, these these television dramas 350 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,720 Speaker 1: that you would watch on Netflix. They come to life 351 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: right in front of your eyes, and just it brings 352 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,919 Speaker 1: it home for you, just how lost we are, all right. 353 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 1: Couple bits of good news. One. We've played clips from 354 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:08,240 Speaker 1: the view before on the show, and normally it's to 355 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,800 Speaker 1: pour scorn on those feminist tags. But I have to 356 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,640 Speaker 1: tell you, I'm finding the view clips that we get now, 357 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 1: I'm finding them to be more and more inspiring every day, 358 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:23,800 Speaker 1: because Lord, please let my enemies be morons. Sunny Hosting 359 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,440 Speaker 1: or Houston or whatever that idiot's name is. I honestly, 360 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 1: I really wonder if she might be borderline special needs. 361 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: No hear me out, no listen, this is her. And so, 362 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: as a woman of color with a six foot two 363 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 1: black kid in college and a five foot seven, five 364 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 1: ft eight black kid in high school, I don't see 365 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 1: that part of American exceptionalism. I'm sorry. I think this 366 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 1: country has a lot of problems that could be solved. Yes, 367 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: maybe they're putting Muslims in jail in Afghanistan. I think 368 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: you mentioned in China they're putting a lot of black 369 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:04,439 Speaker 1: more black people in jail. Man, I find that to 370 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,439 Speaker 1: be inspiring. These are the people we're up against, complete 371 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 1: and utter morons, which brings me to this. This is 372 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: great news kind of in terrible news at both at 373 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 1: the same time. You ready for this The headline this 374 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: is from the Post Millennial The NHL may cancel LGBT 375 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 1: Pride Knights as a growing number of players refused to 376 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,800 Speaker 1: wear rainbow gear. Here in the US of Gay we 377 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 1: insist that our sports leagues follow the national religion, and 378 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,879 Speaker 1: sports leagues have been following the national religion endlessly for 379 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 1: quite some time. And then that religion took over the 380 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 1: NHL as well, and the NHL started having Pride Nights 381 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,400 Speaker 1: where all these hockey players were having to go out 382 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: and prance around in the rainbow jerseys. Well, the NHL 383 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: apparently is the only sports league where players have balls. 384 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: And the players, many of them, started refusing, nap, I'm good, nap. Actually, 385 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm not going to wear that. Nap. That's against my religion. 386 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 1: I'm not wearing that. Nope, And what do you see 387 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,920 Speaker 1: what's happening With a small amount of pushback, Remember this 388 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 1: is not the majority of the players. The majority of 389 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,199 Speaker 1: them are going along with it. A small number of 390 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 1: players saying no, and already the LGBTQ demon mob is 391 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: on its heels. Always to remember this about what we're facing. 392 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,639 Speaker 1: As I brought up earlier, they want you to think 393 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 1: that they are everyone. Yes, you are surrounded, but you 394 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,119 Speaker 1: are surrounded by a paper tiger. They make all your movies, 395 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 1: and they make your education, and they're in every sports things, 396 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: and they're in so you think they completely own everything 397 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: from top the bottom, but they do not. They own 398 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: the choke points making you think they own everything from 399 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,879 Speaker 1: top to bottom. You ever seen one of those pictures 400 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 1: on the Internet of an iceberg where just a wee, 401 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,679 Speaker 1: just the tip is sticking out the top, and then 402 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: underneath it it's as huge, it's way bigger. Underneath. That's 403 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 1: communism here in America. You see the top and it's 404 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,800 Speaker 1: all commie red and you think, wow, look at that 405 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,800 Speaker 1: commie iceberg. But the truth is everything under the water 406 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,639 Speaker 1: is like you. And if you could just get past that, 407 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 1: we could have huge winds. Small numbers of people standing 408 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,719 Speaker 1: up and saying no and fighting back can do so 409 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,640 Speaker 1: much good. We just have become too soft to do 410 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: this as regularly as we should. So credit to the NHL. 411 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 1: I love Live Hockey I don't watch hockey on TV 412 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 1: because it mostly sucks on TV. I might have to 413 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: start watching hockey. If enough of this goes on and 414 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: they actually run the LGBT you b t Q demon 415 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: mob out of the league, I might I might have 416 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: to find a hockey team, Chris. We're gonna have to 417 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 1: find a hockey team. Do you Joose watch hockey? You 418 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 1: people watch hockey, Chris? Do you do? It's not it's 419 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,239 Speaker 1: not against your religion or anything. What. I don't know 420 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 1: all the rules, Chris? Do you is there a Jewish team? 421 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,360 Speaker 1: Do you have a team? There's not a Jewish team? Well, 422 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,360 Speaker 1: I don't know how want I know? I ever just 423 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 1: I'm just now a new hockey fan, Chris, go go hockey. 424 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 1: So we're gonna figure out the Dallas Stars. Are they 425 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 1: a good team? They're not? Well, we're not. Look, you 426 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,360 Speaker 1: only get to pick your team once, Chris. I think 427 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 1: we should dig in and pick the best one and 428 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,400 Speaker 1: then be fair weather fans. There's that would be the best. 429 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 1: Let's wait, we'll pick that is the playoffs? When is 430 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 1: the NHL season? Is it right now? Whatever? We'll wait. 431 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 1: Here's what we'll do. We'll wait until a team makes 432 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: the finals and then looks like they're gonna win the finals. No, 433 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 1: hear me out. And then we'll pick that team as 434 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,840 Speaker 1: the favorite team, and we'll waive the championship banner. We'll 435 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,879 Speaker 1: buy championship rings for the show. Feels good to be 436 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 1: a champion. I couldn't have done it without us. It's 437 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,040 Speaker 1: gonna be so much fun. Yes, this is gonna be 438 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:09,120 Speaker 1: fun away anyway, but it does go to show. All 439 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,880 Speaker 1: it takes is a small number stepping up and saying no. 440 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,439 Speaker 1: That's what I've tried to explain to you about your 441 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 1: school board, your sheriff, your DA. You think that they're 442 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,920 Speaker 1: so numerous, but they're not. They found the choke points 443 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 1: and took them. Go to those choke points and take 444 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 1: them back. All it's going to take his guts. Do 445 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,879 Speaker 1: we have the courage or don't? Or don't we? Do 446 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,200 Speaker 1: you have your male vitality stack yet they have your 447 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: female vitality stack, Jessey, I don't have the energy. I 448 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,720 Speaker 1: just got done picking up the kids from school. I 449 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,160 Speaker 1: can't go. I can't run for school board. What look, lady, 450 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: all you needs a female vitality stack. You pick up 451 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: those kids from school, drop them off at the house, 452 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 1: whip them up a little dinner, and you'll be out 453 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 1: there knocking on doors. Ah, look at me, neighborhood dime. 454 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,640 Speaker 1: Here I'm running for school board fellas. Twenty percent increase 455 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,119 Speaker 1: in your testosterone in ninety days. The testimonials. You know 456 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 1: what these testimonials look like? Hold on a second, we're 457 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,440 Speaker 1: gonna do this live on the radio. It's extremely unprofessional, 458 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 1: but nevertheless, I'm an unprofessional person. So here we are. 459 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: We want to know what these things look like. This 460 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,760 Speaker 1: is straight up from there. When I started this regiment, 461 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,920 Speaker 1: I wondered if it could really be his advertised heard 462 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: about it on the Jesse Kelly Show, and I trust 463 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,679 Speaker 1: him completely, but one never really knows. After two weeks, 464 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 1: I started to feel more upbeat and energetic. I've been 465 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 1: taking the Men's Vitality Stack for almost five weeks. Now 466 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,879 Speaker 1: I feel better than I've had in several years. You 467 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,919 Speaker 1: want another one? Works great? Try it, don't take my 468 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: word for it. Listen to the Jesse Kelly Show. He 469 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,320 Speaker 1: will tell you all about it. Another one. It honestly 470 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 1: takes six to eight weeks to really feel the effectiveness. 471 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,120 Speaker 1: Worth every penny thanks to the Jesse Kelly Show. For 472 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 1: the recommendation in the promo code, you want to feel 473 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 1: better than you have in years, go get a subscription 474 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,880 Speaker 1: right now thirty five percent off the subscription. So don't 475 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 1: be a chump and faith a full price c hoq 476 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: dot com promo code Jesse. All right, chock dot com 477 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: promo code Jesse go get you So. Now, that was 478 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: a good part of this whole standing up against Pride 479 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,240 Speaker 1: night thing, But there is another side of it that 480 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 1: is kind of sad empathetic, if we're being honest, I'll 481 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,200 Speaker 1: tell you what that is. In just a second hand, 482 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 1: you're listening to the Oracle One. It's a screen baby, 483 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Man. 484 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: We're already at the final segment of the second hour. Chris, 485 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 1: I don't want it to end, man, I don't want 486 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,360 Speaker 1: I don't want it to ever end. You know how 487 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: excited I am. That's how excited I am. More another 488 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 1: update today, they keep giving us updates about Senator Cucumber 489 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,800 Speaker 1: that he's going to be out of the hospital soon. 490 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,240 Speaker 1: It's very soon, soon soon, probably in the coming days now, 491 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,000 Speaker 1: they said April seventeenth. Yeah, anyway, all right, let's get 492 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 1: back to this story here real quickly before we get 493 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: to some emails. And then I have another great thing. 494 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the NHL. Some players pushing back 495 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: on all the LGBTQ insanity, so the NHL might start 496 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: canceling these Pride nights. That's a good thing. The bad 497 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: part of it, the amazing part of it is this, 498 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: that's the only sport. I don't know about you, but man, 499 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: I love sports, and I've never even when I was 500 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,800 Speaker 1: a child, I never was one of these worshippers of 501 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: athletes or really any man. It's just not in us 502 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: Kelly's apparently, but I would admire athletes. I admire them 503 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 1: not because of who they are, the people they are. 504 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: I'd admire that level of hard work and dedication, the 505 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 1: grit it takes to dig in and become great at something, 506 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 1: so great at something that you become a professional, a 507 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,440 Speaker 1: professional baseball player or basketball player, or boxer or whatever 508 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:05,920 Speaker 1: the shoot, even sports like soccer. That's impressive. None of them, 509 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 1: none of them stood up and pushed back against any 510 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 1: of this insanity. I remember all of them, every one 511 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 1: of them. When I stopped watching the NHL, so I 512 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: remember this like it was or NFL. I remember this 513 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,640 Speaker 1: like it was yesterday, all of them kneeling for the flag, 514 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 1: staying in the locker room, nobody stepping up and saying 515 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: no more. Oh, I take that back. There was one 516 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,920 Speaker 1: guy who's an army ranger for the Steelers offensive linemen. 517 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 1: He came out and stood for the flag and was 518 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: quickly whipped publicly by his coach and his team right 519 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 1: back into line. Sit down and shut up, America socks. 520 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: The NHL is the only league we have now. NASCAR 521 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 1: NASCAR should be the bastion of freedom and God and 522 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: country because NASCAR fans are the ringing best. Nascar sucks, 523 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 1: NASCAR's maybe the worst at all this crap. You can't 524 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,240 Speaker 1: even rely on NASCAR to come through for you. The 525 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,800 Speaker 1: only sport that's been consistent is MMA. It's been the fighters, 526 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: the professional fighters. And I love all the professional fighters 527 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: that listen to the show. By the way, shout out 528 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,479 Speaker 1: to you guys, thanks for not beating us up when 529 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 1: we're out and about. But seriously, NASCAR, how do we 530 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,440 Speaker 1: lose Nascar? Anyway, I'm gonna move on from this. We're 531 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,080 Speaker 1: gonna talk about something wonderful Hey, it blows me away. 532 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: The NHL, it's the only one where there's been significant 533 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 1: enough pushback on this cultural Marxist filth. Let's put a 534 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,240 Speaker 1: stop to it. That's crazy to me, absolutely crazy to me. 535 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 1: All Right, let's talk about something good. I'm gonna talk 536 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: more about that trucker yesterday. I've still blown away by 537 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:57,000 Speaker 1: that trucker lines up a deal yesterday where he has 538 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 1: a shorter route and makes fourteen hundred more dollars than 539 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: he is going to make otherwise, and he gave all 540 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:10,280 Speaker 1: of it to preborn. That's man. You all are amazing that. 541 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: The goal, as you know, the goal always was fifteen 542 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 1: thousand lives. We were going to try as a Jesse 543 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 1: Kelly Show family, You, me, Chris Michael, everybody, We're going 544 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,640 Speaker 1: to try to save fifteen thousand lives this year. That's 545 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: fifteen thousand, twenty eight dollars donations. Remember the twenty eight 546 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 1: dollars buys the ultrasound for preborn, so they can give 547 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: it to this woman for free. The woman, the women 548 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: they're finding are seeking out abortions. They are about to 549 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 1: have an abortion, that baby is about to die, and 550 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: preborn comes in ultrasound. She hears the heartbeat and it 551 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,600 Speaker 1: just it brings it home. For they overwhelmingly choose life. 552 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,200 Speaker 1: It's it's almost a guarantee if you get her in 553 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,240 Speaker 1: for the ultrasound, that baby gets a chance at life. 554 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,160 Speaker 1: One guy gave fourteen hundred bucks in trucker. You freaking 555 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,480 Speaker 1: guys blown me away. Sometime If you want to give 556 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,719 Speaker 1: twenty eight bucks or whatever whatever however much he wants, 557 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: I'll tax deductible. Go to preborn dot com slash Jesse 558 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,880 Speaker 1: and give what you can, or you can do it 559 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,720 Speaker 1: from your phone dial pound two five zero and say baby, 560 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,840 Speaker 1: that's also how you do it. But hey, sponsored by Preborn. 561 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,840 Speaker 1: I'm very, very very I'm honored to it to be 562 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,080 Speaker 1: in the fight with you. Whatever, levy Am, you're the 563 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,640 Speaker 1: one putting in the work. You and Preborn are putting 564 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 1: in the work, and thank you for it. Now that 565 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 1: was the good. Let's deal with the bad. Jesse. I 566 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 1: hear you talking about your famous cheeseburger. But unless you 567 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,160 Speaker 1: confuse famous with good cases in point Richard Simmons, Pee 568 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,440 Speaker 1: Wee Hermann, tiny, Tim William Hung all famous but good, 569 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,560 Speaker 1: I must assume that your cheeseburger is made with h G. 570 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,400 Speaker 1: B prime a prime brisket burger meat. That's hard to 571 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,439 Speaker 1: say that prime biscuit burger meat. You could never say 572 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,760 Speaker 1: that I just did it anyway. Otherwise, the Oracle Moniker 573 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: credibility must be limited to non cheeseburger topics. Over and out. 574 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:17,680 Speaker 1: Did I just get my cheeseburger challenged? Are you really 575 00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: going to challenge the world famous Jesse kellyburger? Do you 576 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: think it's world famous by accident? How many articles in 577 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:31,440 Speaker 1: blogs have been written about your burger? No? No, hear 578 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,840 Speaker 1: me out, Chris. I'm about to do this. I'm about 579 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,080 Speaker 1: to do the Don't you know who I am? Don't 580 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,279 Speaker 1: you know I'm a world famous burger chef who makes 581 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,640 Speaker 1: the best burger on Earth. One thing that's funny, Chris, 582 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,759 Speaker 1: about the online recipes that have popped up about the 583 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Burger. Half of them are wrong. They're not 584 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,960 Speaker 1: even close to being correct. They're calling for ingredients. Yeah, 585 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,359 Speaker 1: I know they're they're calling for ingredients I never called 586 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,520 Speaker 1: for They call for ingredients I expressly prohibit in the 587 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: burger so people people will write it and then they'll 588 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: put their own spin on the article and then besmirched 589 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,359 Speaker 1: the name of the world famous Jesse Kelly Burger. Now, 590 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 1: maybe you're sitting there right now and you're saying, by 591 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,960 Speaker 1: the way, we'll get to the FBI stuff. You're in 592 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,799 Speaker 1: a second. But maybe you're sitting there right now, then 593 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,560 Speaker 1: you're saying to yourself, Jesse's just being over the top 594 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,640 Speaker 1: for radio. Jesse's just being braggadocious. That's a big word. 595 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,080 Speaker 1: I read it in the book this morning. I swear 596 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,760 Speaker 1: i'd use it today and I nailed it. Boom. Anyway, 597 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,640 Speaker 1: maybe that's what you're saying. Okay, Well, I want you 598 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: to do me a favor. I want you to make 599 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,680 Speaker 1: one at some point this weekend or during the week. 600 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 1: I want you to make one. Would you like to 601 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: know how to make one? Step by step instructions on 602 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,240 Speaker 1: making one? Good? I'm glad you asked, because here it is. First, 603 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,960 Speaker 1: let us all acknowledge that the grocery store is one 604 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,360 Speaker 1: of the great places ever. These people who like Chris 605 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,560 Speaker 1: who don't like the grocery store, it says so much 606 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 1: about you. If you don't like the place where you 607 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,880 Speaker 1: can walk in and you can buy burger, and you 608 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,120 Speaker 1: can buy chips, and you can buy ice cream. Hey 609 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 1: need a magazine they got some magazines there short on deodorant, 610 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,600 Speaker 1: which Chris probably is. They got that there too. You 611 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,960 Speaker 1: want to get some ice cream sandwiches, Head on back 612 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,560 Speaker 1: to the back, get some ice cream sandwiches. Oh, you're 613 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,000 Speaker 1: a little hungo, a little hungry, got a little rumbo 614 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 1: when you're tummy. Look at that free samples. Here we go. 615 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,480 Speaker 1: Want to pick up six pack of beer for the night? 616 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: Also right there for you at the grocery store lottery 617 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,440 Speaker 1: tickets because you feel like screwing up the line for 618 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,040 Speaker 1: everyone else grocery store. They even allow you to pay 619 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,000 Speaker 1: with the check if you also feel like screwing it 620 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,160 Speaker 1: up for everyone else. Grocery store. Grocery store is one 621 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,799 Speaker 1: of the great places in the history of mankind. You 622 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 1: know what, Genghis Khan would have killed forty million more 623 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,680 Speaker 1: people for a grocery store. Instead, he was out there 624 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,600 Speaker 1: eating rabbits and things like that. But he didn't have 625 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,080 Speaker 1: a grocery store where he can walk in and the 626 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,239 Speaker 1: doors open for you automatically, and you walk in and 627 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,959 Speaker 1: you're just look. I get a sea of beauty laid 628 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,440 Speaker 1: out in front of you. The world is your oyster 629 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,760 Speaker 1: in the grocery store. So That is where our story begins. 630 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 1: The greatest cheeseburger on Earth and then the FBI next