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Speaker 1: I can see where they're from, and there's people from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know what. I'm always looking for somewhere to

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Speaker 1: Have a nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.

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Speaker 4: Again again, I'm not picky.

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Speaker 1: We can tell hit me up after you listen to

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Speaker 2: Ideally, you should be able to count on just one

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Speaker 2: it's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I don't need to even need all the fingers.

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Speaker 2: Well, speaking of toilet worthy content, make sure you check

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Speaker 2: out our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey anywhere you listen.

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Speaker 4: Forgot about that, but.

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Speaker 2: Recently a drainage company surveyed five hundred plumbers and asked

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Speaker 2: Number four a pipe which was ironically stuck inside another pipe.

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Speaker 7: Some gus trying to flush a pipe.

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Speaker 2: Pipe you're talking about like a plumbing pipe.

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Speaker 2: A metal pipe. Yeah, of course. Jose's had number three

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Speaker 2: If you're done with them, they can work their way

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Speaker 5: Used Number one guy that just made myself sick.

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Speaker 7: Likes someone who was like, you're getting sick.

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Speaker 5: Is that one of you last summer?

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Speaker 1: And when I took you camp I to get out

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Speaker 7: Like fly buckets. He gave a shovels and a hole

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Speaker 6: Jake's why they call me Jake this name.

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Speaker 10: There's a very famous historical quote that I think applies

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Speaker 10: I know that, of course you don't know where it's from.

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Speaker 10: Many of the most famous muppets you can name in

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Speaker 10: to normal today. So if you guess the number one

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Speaker 10: I drew a name out of a hat, and Alexis

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Speaker 4: Three, so I couldn't have got last in.

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Speaker 1: The brand, all right, I gotta take the easy one.

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Speaker 4: My favorite spilled the te meme to Kermit.

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Speaker 2: My business.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and apparently Jake stoppelganger for voice.

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Speaker 7: Like we're live on the upp it's right now, all right?

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Speaker 6: Next up is Brook.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is easy being green, all right. Obviously I'm

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Speaker 10: Piggy, Miss Piggy number two on the list.

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Speaker 6: We're one for two or two for two off the

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Speaker 2: First time ever, I'm super confident.

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Speaker 6: Give me Elmo, Elmo number five.

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Speaker 9: I was curious about that because he's not really the Muppets.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with the musical piano player, the dog,

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Speaker 6: Love Alexis, you're up again?

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Speaker 4: The last Muppets. First, I know the chef, yea right?

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Speaker 6: More specific about what kind of chefs?

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Speaker 8: Name is very chef.

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Speaker 10: No, the Muppets are sacred, Brook, I'm not going to

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Speaker 10: allow that. Alexis sioue chef is not a Muppet. We're

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Speaker 6: You had there, the suit he had the sue right, Maybe.

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Speaker 9: You know, what.

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Speaker 5: Oh got my favorite Muppet show me Animal.

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Speaker 10: Animal number nine on the list of most famous Muppet No,

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Speaker 6: Actually, Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 7: The meap guy Beaker.

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Speaker 10: Baker Beaker number nineteen on the list, barely speaks.

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Speaker 2: If Beaker's that low, I need to go some more popular.

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Speaker 10: Gonzo the Great, number four on my list of the

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Speaker 4: Okay, if Elmo's in it, then is Oscar the Grouch

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Speaker 6: Yes it is.

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Speaker 10: Let's go big Bird, Big Bird, Lucky number thirteen on

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Speaker 7: Say back to Jose the reason I have diabetic today.

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Speaker 6: Cookie Monster to Cookie Monster number seven. We're getting good.

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Speaker 6: We got some speed going, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Okay, give us our own show weakness.

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Speaker 10: The count count bond count not on my list. I

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Speaker 5: Goodness, loves counting over the count.

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Speaker 6: How dare that Alexis You're still in it?

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Speaker 4: Is there a girl Elmo? Missus Elmo.

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Speaker 6: not even sure her name. She's not on the list.

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Speaker 4: My gods say that revolt.

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Speaker 10: Jose did not get any wrong. Some of the names

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Speaker 2: Well, good job, Jose, you survived this round and you

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Speaker 6: Drinking Kilmo alone.

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Speaker 2: She's the closest to a live muppet in the studio.

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Speaker 2: So let's have a chef.

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Speaker 4: When the sun shines, we shine together. Told you I'll

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Speaker 7: It's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And normally we like

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Speaker 7: I didn't say big something else.

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Speaker 2: No, this is a huge deal and we just have

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Speaker 7: Okay, the serious question.

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Speaker 8: Broke.

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Speaker 7: What's question?

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Speaker 9: I was wondering maybe if like in two weekends that

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Speaker 9: if Alexis you would like to dog and house.

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Speaker 5: It for me?

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Speaker 2: It's such a serious question, Alexis. I can only imagine

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Speaker 7: And keep in mind, Brooks, dog does not.

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Speaker 2: Like people, especially people with cheap fake eyelashes.

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Speaker 7: So what do you have to say? Will you house

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Speaker 7: and dog sit for her?

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Speaker 2: Tune in next week when Brook asked Alexis to come

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Speaker 5: I wish I had that kind of talk.

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Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the modern wedding reception,

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Speaker 2: That's when an eyewitness told them that they saw a

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Speaker 5: You'd be like, this is my opportunity, this is at

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Speaker 7: Don't steal people's horse and buggies.

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Speaker 11: Please, I'm not saying you should, but I understand them

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Speaker 2: They're just friends.

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Speaker 2: You know, some people just know how to live. This

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Speaker 7: Sounds yeah, what happens in cemetery?

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Speaker 2: So the two guys in the tesla middle of the night,

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Speaker 12: Oh man, god, there are so many people showing up

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Speaker 5: Swear there's people showing up on the detection screen.

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Speaker 2: TA touchscreen showed half a dozen people walking around the cemetery,

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Speaker 4: I've seen this. It also shows like little ghost images

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Speaker 2: Well Alexis thought they were really She would try to

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Speaker 9: Okay, that makes sense, like they're really tall like the headstones, yeah.

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Speaker 9: Oh god, are you just wanting.

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Speaker 4: To get hard?

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Speaker 2: Should we send Jose to the conjuring house so he

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Speaker 6: Going to mess with spirits?

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Speaker 7: Man majority wins.

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Speaker 5: What if we give you a Tesla to drive?

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Speaker 6: No, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter unless it's a hot ghost. This next

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Speaker 2: laser stories out of kind of food news. Have you

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Speaker 2: ever looked at a toothpick and thought that looks delicious tasty?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 5: Are you a beaver?

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Speaker 2: If you have, then you might want to book a

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Speaker 2: now is deep fried toothpicks.

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Speaker 5: Like, yeah, toothpicks.

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Speaker 2: Literal toothpicks. What south Korea's food ministries urging people not

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Speaker 2: big plate of bright green curly fries.

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Speaker 7: Oh who, that's not good.

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Speaker 2: The toothpicks are the green biodegradable ones. Okay, people fry

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Speaker 2: depending on what flavor you like, you can cover them

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Speaker 7: But it's degradable.

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Speaker 9: It's like those stuff that's made out of corn starch,

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Speaker 9: you know, like the fake straws that melt as soon

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Speaker 9: as you.

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Speaker 5: Put them in.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Videos of people enjoying the wooden delicacy of racked

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Speaker 7: Question is how do they taste?

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Speaker 5: Not good? I would assume what like or like nothing?

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Speaker 2: What one TikTok user said, it's very crispy, like you're

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Speaker 2: eating tiny little flavored twigs. That sign me up.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, for sure, you're gonna say it tastes like chicken

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Speaker 9: everything does.

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Speaker 2: This next Slazer story is out of Cupid's Birthday. Do

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Speaker 2: you like candy with nuts? Yes, then you're gonna love

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Speaker 2: this product. Greese is brought back there pink peanut butter

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Speaker 2: hearts for Valentine's Day, and they're all over social media

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Speaker 2: right now after people realize they look like something else

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Speaker 7: Let me just show my most the picture.

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Speaker 5: If they're pink, so god.

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Speaker 4: And they're so long.

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Speaker 2: If you flip the peanut butter hearts upside down, they

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Speaker 9: I could also see butt cheeks, though I think it

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Speaker 9: could work for either the.

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Speaker 2: Button. Maybe it's Brook, but those are definitely Once you

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Speaker 2: see it, you can't unsee it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the color really hurts in the texture of chocolate.

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Speaker 2: If you get picture the Reese's hearts were talking about,

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Speaker 2: droopy when they're flipped.

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Speaker 13: Woa nice.

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Speaker 7: Do you want me to keep describing it?

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Speaker 2: We are on the radio so people can't see it.

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Speaker 2: I can imagine, imagine if your grandfather was hanging upside

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Speaker 7: That would give you a pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Idea of what you're working with.

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Speaker 5: You need to be hanging upside down.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he could be standing up.

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Speaker 4: Your grandpa can do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just giving someone a fund mentally, you know what,

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Speaker 2: We're just gonna put the picture up on our Insta

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Speaker 2: stories so that everybody can see it. Yeah, speaking of

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Speaker 2: the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram. What doesn't this guy follow

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Speaker 2: us on our social media?

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Speaker 5: No he doesn't.

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Speaker 2: I guess we need to post more dirt and shoes

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Speaker 2: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 8: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Do you realize how desperate a gen Zer has to

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Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh, Because.

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Speaker 2: There's an entire process that they have to go through

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Speaker 7: After that they'll duet the.

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Speaker 2: Person's TikTok, follow them on Pinterest, and if after repeating

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Speaker 6: Called I mean.

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Speaker 2: Clearly, this past weekend was saturated with desperation because our

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Speaker 2: that we're gonna play from sad gen zs It's coming

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Speaker 2: up in a brand new loser line.

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Speaker 8: The right number it's the line goodby.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't heard the loser line befo for it

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Speaker 14: Excuse me, miss, but if you were a president, you'd

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, try to avoid puking directly onto him,

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Speaker 2: because he'd probably like it too much. Instead, the safer

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Speaker 7: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Jessica, it's going to be difficult, but I just

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Speaker 2: Just kidding, gotcha. Oh man, you probably felt so bad.

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Speaker 15: But now that I have your attention and uh, you

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Speaker 15: I mean, I was serious about going to the doctor,

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Speaker 15: but he told me I was bigger than average, So

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Speaker 2: Wow, gentlemen, take how max out your ladies?

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Speaker 9: I will say my husband just got really funnier by comparison.

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Speaker 5: Can you imagine a life of that? As a jokes

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Speaker 5: I don't want to.

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Speaker 14: I don't want to be hacky here, but as a comedian,

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Speaker 14: I just found my first joke till the end.

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Speaker 6: That's true. Just crying.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Oh my god, I just.

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Speaker 16: I seriously can't stop thinking about you since Friday.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just so so mad.

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Speaker 16: We didn't get more alone time because like, I just

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Speaker 17: Just like.

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Speaker 16: And like, I can go further, but I want to

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Speaker 16: you call me back if you want to meet up

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Speaker 16: or I can do that again.

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Speaker 8: This time was like pump, I mean.

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Speaker 5: Do you guys need a bucket of cold water?

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Speaker 4: Are you two turns off? I mean you always do

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Speaker 4: a kissing sound of the mic.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I met for each other as though she's got

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Speaker 2: talent that I want to do. Yeah, But you know

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Speaker 2: what's even better than giving someone tongue is giving them

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Speaker 2: a link to our TikTok page.

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Speaker 5: What if you did it at the same time?

451
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Speaker 2: Talk yeah, turn you on to the maximum number? Because

452
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 2: apparently last year, our TikTok was shared so much between

453
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Speaker 2: partners that we received.

454
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Speaker 7: The Red Light Special Award, which.

455
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Speaker 2: Was an old police siren on a plaque that was

456
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Speaker 2: used in an actual prostitution stick.

457
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Speaker 7: So make sure to keep.

458
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Speaker 2: Listening to the number one user line of the week

459
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Speaker 2: that we post up on there every single week and

460
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Speaker 2: help us win another award.

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Speaker 5: Amazing.

462
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Speaker 7: Back to the clips, he it's.

463
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Speaker 18: I just wanted to apologize for, you know, getting so

464
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Speaker 18: emotional the other day and crying while you were like

465
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Speaker 18: trying to work. My mom wanted a dancer to and

466
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Speaker 18: you were wearing the same perfume that she would smell

467
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Speaker 18: like when you know she would come home from work

468
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Speaker 18: late at night and she'd give me a kiss. It

469
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Speaker 18: just brought back a bunch of memories. Maybe we could

470
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Speaker 18: get some Maybe we could get together sometime and talk.

471
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Speaker 18: I promise I won't be the cry baby. Or maybe

472
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Speaker 18: I could just come back to the club and smell

473
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Speaker 18: you again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and that guy was a true gentleman,

475
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Speaker 2: because not a lot of dudes would ask permission to

476
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Speaker 2: come back and sniff a girl.

477
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Speaker 9: I think she's the only one that has a totally

478
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Speaker 9: different motive for being there.

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Speaker 5: This is actually pretty pure.

480
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Speaker 2: He's like, Hey, I'm sorry to make this awkward, kiuld

481
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Speaker 2: you like put some clothes on and stop dancing so much? Greg?

482
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Speaker 3: Why are you not returning my calls? You said you

483
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Speaker 3: would get back to me, you would help me about

484
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Speaker 3: cleaning my suede boots.

485
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Speaker 19: Do you know how much I paid for these boots?

486
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Speaker 3: They are verse fatcy. Not that you would know anything

487
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Speaker 3: about that, would you. It's not my fault that I

488
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 3: stepped in your dog's excrement. It is yours. You left

489
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Speaker 3: it there. I assume you gave me your number because

490
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Speaker 3: you want to do the right thing and pay the

491
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 3: cleaning bill. What kind of man does not clean up

492
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 3: after his dog anyway? You know, it's probably a man

493
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 3: who goes to hobby lobby to make his own priest smack.

494
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Speaker 3: He can take those to the neighborhood schiddler where I

495
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Speaker 3: am sure Greg, you're a platinum member.

496
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Speaker 2: You have your photo on the wall.

497
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 3: He ates the most top shirlines in March. Congratulations there.

498
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Speaker 3: Hope I don't find out where you live. You might

499
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Speaker 3: find a little present on your porch, and it won't

500
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Speaker 3: be from a dog.

501
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Speaker 2: Oh jacket, Oh oh my god.

502
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Speaker 9: I don't know that woman gets the award for most

503
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 9: creative insults ever.

504
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 5: Before, just off the top.

505
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Speaker 2: Of his head, like that would hit different to me.

506
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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Brook, you don't have to act so impressed

507
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 2: by the woman putting the other man down.

508
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Speaker 5: Dude isn't picking up his dog's poop. He sucks. He

509
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 5: deserves that.

510
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: To lose a line regularly at this time every single week,

511
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 2: and make sure that you subscribe to the Brook and

512
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: Jeffy YouTube channel where you can listen every loser line

513
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: second day and phone app that we do right on there.

514
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 7: In fact, we're gonna do a phone tap right after this.

515
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

516
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 2: In today's prank call, we received an email from a

517
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 2: guy named Kevin who's applying to universities to get his

518
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 2: master's degree, and he's really close with his older brother

519
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: who's been waiting to hear how Kevin did in his interviews. Well,

520
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: he's about to find out. But it's not Kevin who's

521
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: going to break the news to him. It's actually one

522
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Speaker 2: of the school officials who needs to double check the

523
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Speaker 2: accuracy of some of the stories that Kevin told during

524
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Speaker 2: his one on run session. Oh my hopefully his brother

525
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: will have his back no matter what. Yeah, you'll find

526
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Speaker 2: out in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, my

527
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Speaker 2: name is Chancellor Duncan from the University of I'm looking

528
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Speaker 2: to speak with Lewis.

529
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Speaker 19: Yeah, that's yeah, you got the right guy.

530
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Speaker 7: Oh okay, Hi Lewis.

531
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Speaker 2: I know we never met before, and sorry to surprise

532
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 2: you with this call, but I just had a one

533
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 2: on one admissions interview with your brother Kevin for our

534
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: master's program.

535
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Speaker 19: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's excellent. Okay, yeah, this is

536
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 19: really important to him.

537
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: So oh well, that's good to hear. And the reason

538
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: that I'm calling you is Kevin and I spoke at

539
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 2: length and he told me all about your childhood and

540
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 2: everything that you two went through and just wow, I

541
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: can't believe it.

542
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean, and we went through some stuff, to

543
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Speaker 19: say the least.

544
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Speaker 2: So, I mean he gave me your number because we've

545
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: had a lot of people apply to the business program.

546
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Speaker 2: You can't always believe what you hear nowadays, people will

547
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: say anything just to get in, you know what I mean.

548
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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, well, I mean Kevin's usually pretty good about

549
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 10: seeing up front, right, it's trustworthy.

550
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I just need you to confirm some of

551
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 2: the details that he told me and then we'll be

552
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: all good. All right, great, So obviously Kevin told me

553
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: about your guys childhood growing up and how economically challenged

554
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: your family was.

555
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 16: Challenged.

556
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sorry.

557
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: To use harsh terms. I don't know the right way

558
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 2: to say it, but he mentioned the story about how

559
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Speaker 2: both of you had to share the same pair of

560
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: overalls because your family could only afford one. Oh yeah, yeah,

561
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.

562
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Speaker 7: And you had to wear them at the same time

563
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Speaker 7: when you went to school.

564
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Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, that's the ways they want.

565
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Speaker 8: Wow.

566
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Speaker 2: And Kevin mentioned that in sixth grade you still didn't

567
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: know simple math, and not because you weren't going to school.

568
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Speaker 2: You were just slower than the other children.

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Speaker 7: Kevin said that, yeah, because you know, you were quote

570
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Speaker 7: the dumb one Kevin's words.

571
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Speaker 2: Not mine.

572
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 19: Yea, I was the dumb one.

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Speaker 2: Yep. Wow, huh. I mean just I'm still just trying

574
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Speaker 2: to wrap my head around it. A child that young

575
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 2: is Kevin having the type of commitment to an older,

576
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: much dumber sibling. It's just you don't hear about that

577
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: a lot around here. So yeah, this just really inspired me.

578
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Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, you don't you don't hear about that very often.

579
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean it's just incredible. And Kevin also

580
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: mentioned at nighttime, while your parents were out working double shifts,

581
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Speaker 2: you two were left defend for each other.

582
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

583
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Speaker 19: Well, you know, we were pretty pretty tough kids, you know.

584
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Speaker 2: Now I am curious, just personally. Whose idea was it

585
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: to send you out onto the streets.

586
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 19: All to send us on the streets.

587
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not both of you. Just you to

588
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: go out on the streets to earn money. Whose idea

589
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: was that?

590
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no, that that was my idea.

591
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense. The dumb one came up with

592
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: the idea. I should have figured that one, because Kevin

593
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: mentioned you had much looser morals than he did at

594
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Speaker 2: that age. Yeah, so, I mean, I just want to

595
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Speaker 2: hear Kevin aside. What was that like for you making

596
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: that type of sacrifice with your body, with my body? Yeah,

597
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: I mean, Kevin went into a lot of detail about it,

598
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: but that's his side of the story. I want to

599
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: hear what it was like for you.

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Speaker 19: Oh well, whatever helps Kevin out, you know.

601
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what they call it, but Kevin said,

602
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 2: you didn't shy away from doing it. That you actually

603
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: enjoyed it more than he thought.

604
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 19: Oh did he now?

605
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 6: Yeah?

606
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Speaker 2: Yeah? And some nights you would even give it away

607
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Speaker 2: for free?

608
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 6: Ah I did.

609
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Speaker 19: Yeah, I guess I did a couple of times.

610
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:31,719
Speaker 20: Yeah.

611
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean sorry, I shouldn't be telling your story.

612
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 2: You lived it. I'm just in awe.

613
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Speaker 19: So I uh, yeah, I gave my body away. That's

614
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 19: how it went.

615
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: Well.

616
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Speaker 7: I mean you clearly you're a good guy. Did it

617
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Speaker 7: for a good reason?

618
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Speaker 19: Yeah.

619
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Speaker 2: So I'm just wondering, do you still do anything of

620
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 2: that nature?

621
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Speaker 19: Uh No, that's all.

622
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: In the past.

623
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Speaker 19: I don't do that stuff anymore.

624
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Speaker 7: Okay.

625
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: Shoot, I'm just wondering if there was any money involved,

626
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: what would there be a way that we could meet up,

627
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: or if, like you, you still have a contact from

628
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: the streets.

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Speaker 15: Maybe yeah, you know Kevin, you should ask Kevin about that.

630
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Speaker 19: You know, he might be uh, he might be more

631
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Speaker 19: up to you know.

632
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 2: Well, I did ask him for a contact during our interview,

633
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: and the only thing that was on the table was

634
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: he offered me your body in exchange for a prank

635
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 2: phone call on the radio. Are you freaking joking right now?

636
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

637
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: I am joking. My name is Jeff from Brook and

638
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, you probably can't set you up.

639
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: He said that you didn't want him to put you

640
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: down as a reference for his college application, so he

641
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: wanted to get back at you.

642
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, because I was like, what are they gonna

643
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 19: ask me?

644
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 2: I don't I got average questions about your childhood, growing

645
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: up on the streets and earning money for your little brother.

646
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 18: Yeah, that actually never happened.

647
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 2: I don't know. You seem to know a lot about it.

648
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 19: No, no, remember I'm the dumb one. I wouldn't know

649
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 19: anything about that.

650
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 7: Oh right, of course, wake.

651
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 8: Up every morning was weekday morning Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

652
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: The secret to good dating, and I am the expert

653
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: on secrets of good dating, is being able to quickly

654
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 2: identify something that you both have in common. Whether that's hey,

655
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 2: smelled you from across the room and I'm pretty sure

656
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: we use the same athletes foot cream.

657
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 5: Oh I feel like that would have a distinct smell.

658
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 2: She's like, no, or Hey, I smelled you from across

659
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: the room. Have you hung out with my dad recently?

660
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: Because he uses old spice age cheddar too.

661
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 17: I I'm just saying age jedder you never know what

662
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 17: strange thing might amazingly bring you in that cute stranger together.

663
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 2: And today's call had over one hundred people feeling that

664
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: same instant connection because of the event that they attended together.

665
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what it was. No spoilers, it's coming

666
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: up in your second Date update, next second Date update.

667
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 2: Our dating apps officially dead. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

668
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: the morning. I mean, I've heard people complain about them

669
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: a lot, like Brooke says she can't get Hurs to

670
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 2: swipe right fast enough, load speeds are too slow, and

671
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: Jose keeps emailing the help desk asking if they can

672
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Speaker 2: add in a bikini barista search feature Instagram. Yeah, clearly

673
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: not everybody is thrilled with them. But apparently there's a

674
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Speaker 2: new movement that's happening right now that I didn't know about.

675
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Speaker 2: People are banding together to get off the apps all

676
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Speaker 2: together and try something completely different, which is how today's

677
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Speaker 2: call her Troy wound up meeting a young woman the

678
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Speaker 2: other day. Let's learn about it. Troy, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 19: Hey guys, how you doing.

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Speaker 9: Whenever you say Jeffrey meeting a young woman, I either

681
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 9: picture this guy is going to be a grampa.

682
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 5: We need to check somebody's ID. Like it's a weird

683
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Speaker 5: you know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just talking about relative to the people in this room,

685
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 2: it's probably a pretty young. Tell us more about this

686
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: wonderful young lady that you met. What's her name?

687
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 19: So the lady that I met is Melanie?

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00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm curious to see how you met her.

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00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. What's this movement that you were kind of telling

690
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 2: me about in the email?

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Speaker 19: That's so pretty interesting.

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00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 21: To be honest, my friends told me about this now

693
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 21: thing that people are doing.

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Speaker 19: It's called unfit run clubs.

695
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 5: What is it against?

696
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 7: Say one more time?

697
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 5: Unfit unfit run club?

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Speaker 17: I love it.

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00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 2: That's funny.

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00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 9: Yeah for people who aren't like runners, like a Lexus exactly.

701
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Speaker 19: But just get a reason to meet new people, that's.

702
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Speaker 4: Awesome, and they usually meet it like a bar.

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Speaker 9: I feel like, yeah, yeah, I've seen like the sofa

704
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 9: to five K groups too, you know.

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Speaker 4: Good for you.

706
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: So how did this work?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 19: So basically, you know, instead of trying to meet new

709
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 19: people on dating apps, which has been stressful, they're starting

710
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 19: to play these big geest togethers.

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00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 9: Oh so wait, it's not just for running. This is

712
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 9: actually to meet other singles as well.

713
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 19: The way it's supposed to be is we stopped occasionally,

714
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 19: we take some pictures, mingle, keep going, and then at

715
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 19: the very end we all go to the bar.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's nice because it's like a little more

717
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: casual than like a speed dating event, where you have

718
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: two minutes to talk to everybody in the room and

719
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: there's all this pressure. This is like mingle at your

720
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Speaker 2: own pace.

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Speaker 5: But it's unfit, so it depends on how out of

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Speaker 5: breath you.

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Speaker 13: Are during the run.

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Speaker 2: There's the one person who comes in an hour later

725
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 2: than everybody else, but sure, I.

726
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Speaker 21: Mean there's big groups of people walk in too. We

727
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 21: do that if you want to. You know, you're not

728
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 21: a mandatory if you'd actually jog.

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Speaker 19: Break.

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Speaker 2: One's walking was involved like the slow pace. So's all just.

731
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Speaker 6: Mean anybody at any level can join this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So tell us about how your Unfit run club

733
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 2: event went.

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00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 19: Well, I went with some of my Friday.

735
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 5: Okay, so you had backup on this all right?

736
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Speaker 9: Win with oh yeah, and were you all looking to

737
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 9: meet somebody or were they just totally coming as your wingman?

738
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Speaker 2: Do you mean Brook? Are you asking are they all

739
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 2: trying to meet one woman. No, did they.

740
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Speaker 9: To the same I just mean, like, is everybody's intentions

741
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 9: the same?

742
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 8: Here?

743
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 5: Are they just coming just for you?

744
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: Okay?

745
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 21: Well they checked it out before they heard me on

746
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 21: dating maps.

747
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 19: Still and they said just come check yourself.

748
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 5: Okay. Oh is there a recommendation? Okay?

749
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 2: And so you said you met someone named Melanie. How

750
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: did that happen?

751
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 19: Yeah? So once we got to the bar, I met

752
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 19: this girl Melanie right, and were chatting there.

753
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 9: Okay, And were you guys able to connect pretty well?

754
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 19: Well, yeah, she was a really swoop down to earth.

755
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 19: So we cracked a couple of jokes about the dating maps.

756
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 19: That's what they connected.

757
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh it was like she was not nice, but you

758
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 2: still went out.

759
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 6: She was awful.

760
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be weird. But you said you both

761
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 2: bonded over not being on dating apps anymore.

762
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 19: Yeah?

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00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 2: Correct?

764
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 5: Okay, So she and did she explain why she had

765
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 5: given it up? Was it the same reason?

766
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: I think everyone has the same reasons.

767
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 7: How was the conversation with her?

768
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 19: The conversation went pretty good, you know, but then kind

769
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Speaker 19: of ended in about ten minutes. I would say, we

770
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Speaker 19: didn't have a lot of time.

771
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, why so quick?

772
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 19: Well, if you think about it, at the bar a

773
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 19: lot of people. I'm with my friends, she's with her friends.

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Speaker 6: Friends, Okay to talk to me.

775
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 19: Okay, so but but one thing I'll tell you I

776
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,479
Speaker 19: did do. I did get her number.

777
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 5: Well that's good.

778
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 7: Did you ask her for the number or did you

779
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 7: just take it?

780
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 6: Get it?

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00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 3: An?

782
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 19: I told her I want to continue.

783
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 9: Okay, good man, did you guys go out again?

784
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 8: Then?

785
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 5: No, actually go out for a first time.

786
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Speaker 19: So this is where you know. I'm stuck now and

787
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 19: I need your help a little bit. But I texted her,

788
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 19: I said, hey, you know it's Troy, the guy from

789
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Speaker 19: the bar, and you know the unfit event that we

790
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Speaker 19: went to. And she goes brank no answer.

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Speaker 2: No, just wasn't into the event, like in general, maybe

792
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 2: she wanted to go back to the dating apps after it.

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Speaker 7: Like if Alexis, if you.

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Speaker 2: Went to something like this, do you think you would

795
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Speaker 2: actually be into it?

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00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 8: Well?

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00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 4: No, but I don't really like runner guys. I'm kind

798
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 4: of traumatized after running.

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Speaker 5: This is a fit. So this is non runners.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

801
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Speaker 5: I mean that's true, but they're slow.

802
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 4: How sweaty were you when you were talking to hurt

803
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 4: the bar.

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00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 7: You know that's a good question.

805
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 19: Hey, I on a scale of one to ten, I

806
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 19: was probably like a two and a half.

807
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 5: Okay, so you were you were a walker?

808
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 15: All right?

809
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 2: Wow, we can't get through one of these without Brooks

810
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 2: shaming the mail person got that out of the It happens.

811
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Speaker 2: So now we're gonna call Melanie here in just a minute.

812
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: We'll reach out and see if we can get you

813
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 2: a second date update, and maybe she'll shame you a

814
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 2: little bit more before we.

815
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 7: Get into it.

816
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 5: I'm a big sweater.

817
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 7: We're gonna do it.

818
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 2: We're gonna come back for you second date update. Right

819
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 2: after this second date update, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in

820
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 2: the morning. And if you've ever been to a charity

821
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 2: five k run, you may have seen Brook there on

822
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 2: the side of booing the people who finished the last

823
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 2: because they walked or didn't walk fast enough or had

824
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: crutches after their amputation.

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00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 6: Are we already laughing.

826
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: Because we've all seen that happen before. We've been there

827
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Speaker 2: next to a walle It goes on.

828
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Speaker 9: And I often host them and encourage people and again it.

829
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 7: To run and not walk.

830
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 6: And do you even want to cure this disease.

831
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 7: Pick up the pay slow, pops.

832
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: I've heard it.

833
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 7: You don't have to repeat it here.

834
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 2: The only reason, the only reason I bring it up

835
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Speaker 2: now is because there was a meetup of the Unfit

836
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Speaker 2: Run Club, as they call it.

837
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 5: His words, not mine much.

838
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 2: That's the name of the club. The whole point of

839
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: it is to help people get off of the dating

840
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: apps and get back to meeting people in real life.

841
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 2: They do theirs at the park while they all run

842
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 2: or sometimes walk around getting to know each other. And

843
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: that's where Troy met a woman named Melanie the other day.

844
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Speaker 2: Brook has already gone on record to say, just listening

845
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Speaker 2: to Troy's voice.

846
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Speaker 7: She knows that he's a walker who does not sweat enough.

847
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 9: Alexis asked if he was really sweaty when he met Melanie,

848
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 9: and he said he was at a two.

849
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 5: A two means that you're not running really hard. It's

850
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 5: not a bad.

851
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 2: Thing, Troy.

852
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 7: She calls you out of shape.

853
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 19: What do you think, Troy, Well, I'm not out of.

854
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 9: Troy.

855
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 4: Some people swear the odor and don't sweat.

856
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 5: Rush Broke, Okay, I am a big sweater.

857
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 7: All right.

858
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 2: So again I've done like this on the last forty

859
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 2: of these calls we've had to do. But once again,

860
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 2: I apologize for my co host Brooke. We are still

861
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: going to try and get you a second date here, Troy, all.

862
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 19: Right, sounds good. I mean I'm pretty positive. I think

863
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 19: you guys can put it off and it went well.

864
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: All right, so we're about to call her right now.

865
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 2: But just in case you're tuning in for the first time,

866
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Speaker 2: Melanie ghosted Troy after they had hung out for ten

867
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: minutes at the very end of.

868
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Speaker 9: This event, so that she may not even remember him.

869
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 9: To be honest, not it is a bad thing. I mean,

870
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 9: he said there was tons of people there.

871
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 2: I am positive enough to believe that she will remember you.

872
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 2: But you know what, Brook has to get that last

873
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 2: jab in.

874
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 17: Here we go.

875
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 19: I'm memorable.

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00:41:48,200 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 13: I believe that Melanie's Let's see if she picks.

877
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:03,479
Speaker 9: Hello.

878
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: Hey, we're looking to speak with Melanie. Yeah, you made

879
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

880
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 2: the Morning.

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Speaker 9: Even when you say my name, bok Hi, Melanie, We're

882
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 9: really happy to talk to you.

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00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 6: Welcome to Brook.

884
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 5: Thank you for the answering and being here.

885
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 18: Hi, we're awaiting.

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00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 7: Sorry, I know this is probably weird.

887
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 2: But we're doing a segment right now called a second

888
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of

889
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 2: our listeners. That you met the other day at something

890
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 2: called the Unfit Run Club.

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00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 19: Okay, yeah, I was there.

892
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

893
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 9: It sounds like a fun time, a real creative way

894
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 9: to meet other singles.

895
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, someone that you met there had a really

896
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 2: good time, felt like he had a connection with you.

897
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 7: His name was Troy.

898
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 19: That's interesting.

899
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Speaker 20: I met a lot of guys that night, a little

900
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Speaker 20: bit more specific.

901
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 7: More specific than his name was Troy.

902
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys talk for ten minutes. He was at

903
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 9: a sweat level of around two. He we know, he

904
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 9: didn't tell us a lot of details about what you

905
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 9: guys talked about.

906
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 2: Don't gloat right now in front of the person, big

907
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: smile on your face. But he's he's kind of like

908
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 2: a soft spoken, like really nice guy.

909
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

910
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 20: I met a lot of guys that night, Like I

911
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 20: would get him a lot of attention that night.

912
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 2: Oh okay, girl, Okay, wait, well that's great.

913
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 9: Remember they bonded over quitting dating apps, about how bad.

914
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 4: Dating apps are.

915
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 5: That's what that's what you all talked about.

916
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, I remember him.

917
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 5: Oh okay, let me see.

918
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the way that she said it didn't give

919
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 2: me a lot of hope.

920
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 8: There.

921
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 2: What what do you remember about him? But what I

922
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: remember is that it's a liar.

923
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 5: He's a liar.

924
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait yeah, okay, well you you guys talked

925
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 2: for ten minutes, he said, yeah, ri with a minute.

926
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 5: Okay, so that's true and finished talking.

927
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 20: I went over to my friend who recognized him from

928
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 20: the dating app and he's still on them.

929
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, maybe he just didn't get around to deleting

930
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 9: his profile, you know what I mean?

931
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 20: Like, oh, yeah, that sounds good, but no, yeah, because

932
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,240
Speaker 20: he tried to hook up with one of my friends

933
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 20: to for the event and match with another one of

934
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 20: my friends after the event. And I promise you, he

935
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 20: said to me, definitively, I'm never using a dating app again.

936
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 2: He's a liar.

937
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 19: He's a liar.

938
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 9: He didn't like add like, after I hit on your friend,

939
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 9: I'm never using this.

940
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 19: That's why I'm no longer on a dating app. And

941
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 19: that's why i am no longer talking to him.

942
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 5: Okay, makes sense?

943
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, why lie of that?

944
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 2: Well, I know you're against talking to him on the

945
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 2: dating apps, but what about talking to him right now

946
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 2: over the phone.

947
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 13: I r L no, thank you.

948
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it.

949
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: Wasn't really a question because I'm just trying to tell you.

950
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: He is on the phone right now listening to this conversation.

951
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: What yeah, sorry, that's how this works. He's not Yes,

952
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 2: I am, yeah, and he sounds pretty stalkers.

953
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 6: Did you hear it?

954
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 15: Yes?

955
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really creepy. Well, let's give Troy a

956
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 2: chance to step in and maybe defend himself a little bit.

957
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 7: Troy, go ahead, you.

958
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 2: Have the floor.

959
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 9: All right.

960
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 19: First of all, you know, I'm not a bad guy.

961
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 19: I just want to create that up. She didn't lie,

962
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 19: so let me point out out. I'll give it her credit.

963
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 5: Okay, who didn't Who didn't lie?

964
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 19: Well, no, he didn't lie by saying that it was

965
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 19: still on the dating mapp and whatnot.

966
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 6: But you didn't know, I know.

967
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 19: But I met her for ten minutes, right, we met

968
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 19: for ten minutes. She gave me her phone number. I

969
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 19: text her and she's not responding. It kind of like

970
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 19: made me realize that this thing might not be working

971
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 19: out and let me stick to what I'm doing.

972
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 9: Originally, Wait, she said that you you were on the

973
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 9: dating app by the end of the night hitting on

974
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 9: her friend.

975
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 19: I'm just saying I want want to get off the

976
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 19: dating and absent theory in general.

977
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 7: His heart was in the right place when he didn't.

978
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 19: The past moving world. You know, you got to play

979
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 19: with the game.

980
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 9: So why you're coming in as a nice guy like

981
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 9: the guy who was like ready to stop playing the games?

982
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 19: And yeah, I am a nice guy. But you know,

983
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 19: if I find a girl that's ready, you know, to

984
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 19: communicate and continue the conversation, then of course I'm going

985
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 19: to give it everything. But that wasn't the case.

986
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 5: You gave her like fifteen minutes. It sounds like to

987
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,959
Speaker 5: respond to a text.

988
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 2: He's a creep that you can hear it in his ways. Weeah,

989
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: I don't think we need to go that far and

990
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: shame him for the sound of his voice. He's already

991
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: been shamed for them out that he doesn't sweat enough

992
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: on the show.

993
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 19: Why did the friend match with me? Then? You know

994
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 19: I'm not I'm just trying to find.

995
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 5: The right person today. Ragging that you're going out with

996
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 5: her friends, Well it's not going out.

997
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 7: They matched.

998
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 19: Did I return my message either? But I'm open.

999
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 20: Let me tell you something, Troy, my friend is the

1000
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 20: creek to So.

1001
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 5: It didn't make sense.

1002
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 7: Are they perfect for each other?

1003
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 8: No?

1004
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 2: No, she's a creepy he's even worse than him.

1005
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 7: Well, maybe you should hook your friends.

1006
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 8: Why they match?

1007
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 5: Well, that's why they match.

1008
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: Maybe your friend and Troy should go out on a

1009
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 2: date at some point.

1010
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 8: Can we do that?

1011
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 5: Can we ask that question?

1012
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 2: Because yeah, it doesn't sound like Melanie is into this

1013
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: at all. But maybe Melanie, we could offer to send

1014
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: Troy out with your friend on a date that we yeah,

1015
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: your creepy friends on the day that we would pay for.

1016
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 2: That might work, really works?

1017
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, she'll date anyone.

1018
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 5: How are you going to pitch your friend on that?

1019
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 5: So this guy that I don't like it is creepy,

1020
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 5: but they are you matched?

1021
00:47:59,360 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: I guess yeah?

1022
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, Tait.

1023
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 19: Wait wait wait, well now you're telling me she will anyone.

1024
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 19: I kind of don't want that.

1025
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 2: Come on, now, you don't know a lot of options here, dude.

1026
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 19: Okay, you know what you're talking to me, So I'll

1027
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 19: do it.

1028
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 5: You are something, Troy.

1029
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: We've scraped to the bottom of the barrel officially, and

1030
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: we are sending you out on a date with Melanie's

1031
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 2: creepy friend. Yay.

1032
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 19: I'm happy to It's gonna go great. I can't wait

1033
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 19: to hear it.

1034
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: And trou will be here for you when she goes

1035
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 2: to you and we can do a second date update.

1036
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 19: For her as well. Hey, Melanie, I just want to

1037
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 19: say one thing to hate the game, not the player.

1038
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 6: Okay, glad you saved that.

1039
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 19: But you know you guys, if you guys were on

1040
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 19: the phone, I would.

1041
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 7: Have hung up.

1042
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 5: Your patient.

1043
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: I am going to hang up on everybody. That's your

1044
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 2: second date update. Goodbye Jeffrey in the morning. I will

1045
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 2: say I do appreciate our listeners using old phrases from

1046
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 2: the nineties.

1047
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 8: Hint, the player, not the game.

1048
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: He held on to that to the very end.

1049
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 5: I actually was like, preach, yeah, have been part of

1050
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 5: the band Black Street?

1051
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 15: Remember that?

1052
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 5: All right, I'm treating it back for you guys.

1053
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 7: Let's see.

1054
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 2: Those are the final words from our listener, Troy, who

1055
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 2: caused our text board to blow up with people that

1056
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: cannot wait to hear about his upcoming hangout with him

1057
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 2: and his soon to be creeper dated. They're going to

1058
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 2: raise the roof together.

1059
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 6: I have no doubt the creeper roof.

1060
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love that everyone's always like, oh, they're a creeper.

1061
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: Get away, But when two creepers meet, like, I'll creep

1062
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: on you, I'll creep on you.

1063
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 6: Okay, let's do that.

1064
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 5: What kind of friend is she that She's like, yeah,

1065
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 5: my friend is.

1066
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 4: We should have probably asked details of what makes her creepy.

1067
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just happy to get him a date

1068
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: with anybody. Let's be honest, and I do hope that

1069
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: we get an update from them, because you just you

1070
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 2: never know with this show what relationships will and won't

1071
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: work out.

1072
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 6: Even if the updates like oh, I was supposed to

1073
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 6: go out with.

1074
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 2: That guy, We'll see. But if you ever need help

1075
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 2: with your dating life, you can always reach out to

1076
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 2: the show. We'll call that person wasn't calling you back,

1077
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: and go check out all of our second dates wherever

1078
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: you get your podcasts at Brooke.

1079
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1080
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 2: Man, I had the craziest thing happened to me at

1081
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 2: the grocery store the other day.

1082
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 8: What happened?

1083
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: I didn't want to forget it, so I wrote it

1084
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 2: down in my diary right after it happened.

1085
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna read it real.

1086
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 5: Most people call it a journal.

1087
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: Diary with a heart printed on the front. But I said,

1088
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 2: I came down with a bad wrist infection, so I

1089
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: had to make an emergency selection. I went to the

1090
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: store's appropriate section on the hunt for some extra strength

1091
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 2: limb protection you always. But there somebody just caught my attention.

1092
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 2: Stranger that left quite a lasting impression. Her face was

1093
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 2: a mold of Plato perfection. Her hair was like gold

1094
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 2: and was heavenly scented. I wasn't out camping, but something

1095
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 2: is tented. Before my request for a date got accepted,

1096
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 2: her car peeled away and left my truck dented. Oh,

1097
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 2: oh my god.

1098
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 7: Correct that whole thing did rhyme.

1099
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 6: I didn't even realize I was doing that.

1100
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 7: You just naturally rhyme.

1101
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes just one simple encounter can really bring out

1102
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: the inner poet in you. Just like for the people

1103
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 2: who wrote their misconnections up on Craigslist, and we're actually

1104
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 2: going to read some of the very best ones coming.

1105
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 8: Up kit.

1106
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 2: Misconnections that there's only two places to find true love

1107
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 2: in this world. One is an aisle sixteen of Walmart.

1108
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 2: When you both reached for the same tube of a

1109
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 2: mulcified cheese burger paste.

1110
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 8: You.

1111
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1112
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

1113
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,

1114
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 2: titled love at First Audit.

1115
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 7: Man for woman thirties Starbucks.

1116
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 2: Downtown says you cute barista, long dark hair, peanut shaped earrings,

1117
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: and a smile that could make me blush from the

1118
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 2: waist down.

1119
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 5: What you don't want to be blushing down there, buddy?

1120
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, me, tall guy with a blue suit covered in

1121
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 2: mystery stains. I didn't disclose this to you in person,

1122
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 2: but I'm an IRS agent who was on my break

1123
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: and I tried to make conversation by asking, if you

1124
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 2: declare all your tips on your taxes.

1125
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 9: You may have just found the most unsexy job that

1126
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 9: he ever existed.

1127
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 7: You replied, I have to do that.

1128
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 2: Pretty funny joking. Yeah, I think you were anyway. I

1129
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 2: continue to flirt by explaining the differences from this year's

1130
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 2: tax code to last year's and how economic diversity can

1131
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 2: play into each submission we receive.

1132
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 5: Submission.

1133
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 2: I got the vibe that we were connecting because I

1134
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: thought you were taking all that info down. But then

1135
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: I realized you were just writing my name on my cup. Oh, sir, job.

1136
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 7: The bottom line, we.

1137
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: Have a lot in common. We both have stains on

1138
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 2: our workoutfits, and we both deal with money.

1139
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no reason you should have stains on a

1140
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 5: muddy workout fit.

1141
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 7: If you see this.

1142
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 2: Let's discuss the wonders of tax evasion over a mohito

1143
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 2: or two.

1144
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, god's for it.

1145
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 2: That's signing Lee and then in parentheses the three legged

1146
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 2: tax man. Oh, I see what he did. Let's go

1147
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 2: to your next misconnection titled I'll be your Greek freak

1148
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: woman for man thirties Mediterranean food truck.

1149
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 5: Oh my god, already is that bad?

1150
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 2: I want me to You were the authentic Greek man

1151
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: who helps me with my order yesterday. I say authentic

1152
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 2: because I could smell the olive oil dripping from your

1153
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: hair as you handed me back my chain.

1154
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 6: But a little here, a little.

1155
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 7: Do you don't remember?

1156
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 2: I was the heavy set brunette with the tan hoodie

1157
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 2: that said on the front, it's a beautiful day to

1158
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 2: leave me alone. In retrospect, that was a mistake because

1159
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 2: I wanted you to do the opposite.

1160
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 5: It does send a message, don't talk to me.

1161
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want you to maybe get in my business.

1162
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, Today, after I ordered, you told me to wait

1163
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 2: by the picnic table for my name to be called out,

1164
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 2: so I did.

1165
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 7: Boy was that a mistake?

1166
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 8: Why?

1167
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 2: It was just me and a suzeki saw squirt bottle,

1168
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 2: and every time you turned back to talk with the cook,

1169
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 2: I squirted some directly in my mouth. One time I

1170
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 2: missed that it got all over my hoodie. It came

1171
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: back to the window and you handed me a handful

1172
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 2: of napkins, then winked at me, saying you had to

1173
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 2: take a leak.

1174
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 8: What.

1175
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 5: I don't think that was a metaphor.

1176
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 2: The cook ended up bringing up my hero, and as

1177
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 2: I was driving away, I saw you relieving yourself behind

1178
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 2: a tree. Apparently your hair isn't the only thing that's Greek.

1179
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 19: That mean.

1180
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 2: I came back today to see you again, but I

1181
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 2: was disappointed to find a taco truck in your spot.

1182
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 2: Gringo star. I still ordered from them, but I couldn't

1183
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 2: stop thinking about you. That sign olive sign olive Wow fate.

1184
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled Romance Lance and his Fresh

1185
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 2: pair of pants.

1186
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 5: Please tell.

1187
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 2: Twenties Laundromat I was the swollen college dude with gray.

1188
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 7: Sweats and a yellow tank top.

1189
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 2: You were the cute blonde in the Baylor sweatshirt sitting

1190
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 2: on the dryer reading Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth.

1191
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 5: Oh this is so college.

1192
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 2: I'll be hunted. I thought you were adorable and I

1193
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 2: needed an opener, and thinking about it almost hurt my brain.

1194
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 2: Could I jokingly try to convince you that climate change

1195
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 2: is a hoax then end up in a secret tickle fight?

1196
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 5: Secret tickle fighter is not what you're gonna get.

1197
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 7: No, maybe not, So I went with a different approach.

1198
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: I flashed my wicked smile at you and then asked

1199
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 2: if I could borrow a dryer sheet. You handed me one,

1200
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 2: and then you watched in awe as I rubbed it

1201
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 2: on my pits.

1202
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 5: What who?

1203
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 6: No, I told you I.

1204
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 2: Saw that trick on Good Morning America once because I

1205
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 2: watched it with my mom in high school.

1206
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 5: Okay, we could have gone just with TikTok or something.

1207
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: Hopefully that was a turn on me being close with

1208
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 2: my mom and all, Oh, it doesn't tend to be.

1209
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 2: You were tough to read, So I just walked around

1210
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 2: the laundromat in a circle. For the next twenty minutes,

1211
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: passing you frequently. One time you looked up from your

1212
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 2: book and I smiled again and said, just get my

1213
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 2: steps in. Oh, as you were folding, I wrote my

1214
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 2: number down and slipped it into your hamper.

1215
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 7: So far, no call.

1216
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 2: I'm not worried, though you probably don't have a cell

1217
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 2: phone because it's quote bad for the environment.

1218
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 4: That she would probably say that.

1219
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 7: And if you see this borrow of friends and let's

1220
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 7: kick it.

1221
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh that signed.

1222
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 5: Dubin downy Fresh.

1223
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

1224
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1225
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 2: Another day, another brand new player to win Brooks Bucks day.

1226
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 2: This one is Molly, And we asked Molly before she

1227
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: came on, what are her New Year's resolutions for this year?

1228
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 7: She says she does not have any. She says all

1229
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 7: I do is work.

1230
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 2: She is a lawyer and told our producer if she

1231
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 2: does have one goal in her life, it's to take

1232
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 2: Brook down.

1233
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 5: Molly ruthless.

1234
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 7: Molly, welcome to show.

1235
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin your surprised, but I always

1236
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: imagine a lawyer is gonna get on the phone and

1237
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 2: serve one of us.

1238
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 6: Are you serving someone.

1239
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's what lawyers do.

1240
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 12: I'm not a lawyer.

1241
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 19: Shocking.

1242
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 5: Are you this scary in the courtroom too, Molly, that's

1243
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 5: what I hear.

1244
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 19: I'm actually extremely nice, but I hear I'm terrifying.

1245
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, I always say to myself is nice too,

1246
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 9: but other people say differently.

1247
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

1248
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 5: You know, it's hard to believe who to believe?

1249
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 7: Here the office?

1250
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 6: Like what, I'm nice?

1251
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 2: He goes running in the opposite direction. Go terrify some

1252
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 2: people outside of the studio for a second. We need

1253
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 2: to talk to Mario and while she leaves, Molly, you

1254
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 2: know the game where it's thirty seconds on the board,

1255
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1256
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,919
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you do have to beat

1257
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 2: Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1258
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,439
Speaker 8: I'm ready?

1259
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In

1260
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: eighteen forty six, astronomers discovered the big blue planet better

1261
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 2: known by what name?

1262
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 8: Earth?

1263
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 2: Name the celebrity who will take over as host for

1264
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune once Pat Sajak retires.

1265
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 9: Oh.

1266
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 4: Pass, I can't leave of her name.

1267
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 7: A cube has twelve edges? How many faces?

1268
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 2: Does it have.

1269
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 12: Four?

1270
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 2: What restaurant uses the slogan hot eats, cool treats? What

1271
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: does the internet abbreviation l MK stand for pass?

1272
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 19: I don't know?

1273
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 3: You know?

1274
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 2: Close?

1275
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 8: Now?

1276
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: So much easier at home?

1277
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, if we do get that a lot, it's a

1278
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 7: lot harder once you're actually on the.

1279
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 9: Show, Like, I don't even know what your words are,

1280
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 9: Molly Crumple under pressure.

1281
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta give Mully some credit because not only

1282
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 2: is she a lawyer, apparently she also has three kids.

1283
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 8: Oh nice.

1284
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 7: How do you balance all of that in your life?

1285
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 2: Molly?

1286
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 5: Well, we listened to wind Brooks Brooks on the way

1287
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 5: to school. That doesn't Yeah, and I'm great.

1288
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 19: You can ask them I'm great in the car?

1289
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 10: Yees?

1290
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 5: Do they only say that when you're around?

1291
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 12: So?

1292
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 2: Brook's coming after you today, Molly Man's looked out. Okay,

1293
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 2: Brook You're up? Are you ready?

1294
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 17: Yeah?

1295
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In

1296
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 2: eighteen forty six, astronomers discovered the big blue planet better

1297
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 2: known by what name?

1298
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 5: Neptune.

1299
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 2: Name the celebrity who will take over as host for

1300
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune once Pat Sajak.

1301
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 7: Retires, Ryan Seacrest. A cube has twelve edges. How many

1302
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 7: faces does it have.

1303
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 5: For six?

1304
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 2: What restaurant uses the slogan hot eats, cool treats, deary queen.

1305
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 2: What does the internet abbreviation l MK stand for let

1306
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: me know? Yes, yes, Now that the game is over,

1307
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 2: we can finally head on over the scoreboard and see

1308
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,479
Speaker 2: how you both did with Jose.

1309
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 7: Happy birthday, hugeus.

1310
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 2: I've heard you a message. Yeah, oh nolanos, Molly, you

1311
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 2: got one correct today.

1312
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm not surprised. Day in the courtroom for us.

1313
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 6: Yea and Brook, Yes you got five.

1314
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 2: Molly, I.

1315
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 12: Did it?

1316
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 8: Huh?

1317
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 2: Do you want to sue Brook now? Or do you

1318
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 2: want to wait till this.

1319
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 5: Is defamation?

1320
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.

1321
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 2: In eighteen forty six, astronomers discovered the big blue planet.

1322
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 2: It wasn't Earth, Molly, because he.

1323
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 6: Just, oh, my god, here we are.

1324
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 7: This is a blue it's Earth. No, they found Neptune.

1325
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 2: That's the big blue planet. The celebrity who is going

1326
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 2: to take over his host for Wheel of Fortune one's

1327
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 2: Pat Sajak retires is Ryan Seacrest.

1328
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 9: My god, that was honestly yes, because I was like,

1329
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,919
Speaker 9: I can't remember who it is, but I figure he's

1330
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 9: the one that they give everything to, which is why.

1331
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 6: Good for him?

1332
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 2: He needs some more wife. Yeah, the cube of twelve

1333
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 2: edges and six faces on it like a die.

1334
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 7: The restaurant with the slogan Hot.

1335
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 2: Eats, Cool Treats is Dairy Queen, and the internet abbreviation

1336
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 2: l MK stands for let me know.

1337
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 5: That feels like a good game, Molly for me.

1338
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 11: Because my kid works there.

1339
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 5: Dude, he's got the Blizzard hookup.

1340
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 2: Huh a man, Molly. Unfortunately, can't give you any money here,

1341
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 2: but just for playing you do win a fifty dollars

1342
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 2: gift card.

1343
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 7: To Gray's Craze.

1344
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 2: Gray's Craze is now open in Seattle in the South

1345
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 2: Central Business District. Celebrate everything with made to order charcouterie

1346
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 2: boards featuring handcrafted arrangements of meats, cheeses.

1347
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 7: Breads, fresh fruits and veggies, sweets, and more.

1348
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: Order for pickup or free local delivery at Grayscraze dot com.

1349
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, just get it delivered.

1350
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 5: Hey, Mollie, Would you give any advice to any other

1351
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 5: first time callers.

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Speaker 19: It's a lot harder than when you're in your car.

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Speaker 5: That's the thanks, that's really advice that's just scary them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Molly, it was great playing with you on the

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Speaker 2: big blue planet here. Come back and do it anytime.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back to New Windbrokes Bucks, same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.