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Speaker 1: My roommate scolded me about the dishwasher, so I destroyed

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Speaker 1: her room. Did I go too far? And this is

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Speaker 1: Okop where we read the craziest true stories on Earth.

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Speaker 1: I'm John and Sam and Jack from Redditor. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: We have been a jack thanks to having me, guys,

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Speaker 2: absolute pleasure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, And as you can hear, he came

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Speaker 3: all the way from the city of England to be

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Speaker 3: agad with us. Yes, city, City of England, England is

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Speaker 3: my city city on Earth.

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Speaker 1: Some people might say he claims it, And we have

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Speaker 1: a question today, gentlemen, did Ope, with no context, go

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Speaker 1: too far in destroying the room of the roommate.

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Speaker 3: You know this is related to the last story because

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Speaker 3: that's literally what Op did, and he said that he

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Speaker 3: was wrong in doing that. I think it went a

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Speaker 3: little bit too far, you know, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 3: think destroying someone's room is ever justified, because you know,

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Speaker 3: an I for an eye awakes the whole world blind.

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Speaker 3: But Jack may disagree with me.

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Speaker 2: I sorely disagree. I think it could have been something.

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Speaker 4: Burned down exactly.

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Speaker 2: I hope the room was completely destroyed, but of course

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Speaker 2: it depends on what happened for that, for that, for

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Speaker 4: What what?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: What would have to happen for you to destroy someone's room?

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Speaker 2: Oh you know if they, like, if they murdered my

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Speaker 2: entire family, I think that would be fair enough.

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Speaker 4: Entire so just one family member.

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Speaker 2: What yeah, if it was like if it was no,

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Speaker 2: but if it was the whole if it was all

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Speaker 1: What if that's what they used the dishwasher for, to

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Speaker 1: do the dirty d oh to like the stuff that

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Speaker 1: they just threw dishwashers at people. Oh you know, like

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Speaker 1: the piano, you know, the the classic piano falling from

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Speaker 3: I imagine what do you said that? I was just

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Speaker 3: imagining a serial killer. But it's only the start of

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Speaker 3: like those porns where they're stuck in the dishwasher. I

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Speaker 3: guess it's a washing machine, but petishes are still dirty

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Speaker 3: and they just they just like run it and then

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Speaker 4: Did death. Wow that is dark as hell. Well we're

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Speaker 4: talking about murdering the whole family. That is true. That

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what, there's only one way to find

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Speaker 1: out if that's what actually happened, And this one is

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Speaker 4: We love reading your stories. I love listening to them too.

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Speaker 4: You guys got some crazy shit in there.

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Speaker 1: That is very true. And this one comes from uh

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Speaker 1: So Westwood. Ritzy Chan says. When I thirty three female

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Speaker 1: was eighteen, I moved from my hometown to attend a

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Speaker 1: One of my high school buddies a dreame Adrian. There

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Speaker 1: we go, Adrian. It's felt really weird, Okay, Adrian was

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Speaker 1: going to be my roommate along with four mystery girls.

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Speaker 2: It was like that where it's like one name by

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Speaker 1: Dolphins, mcfonovan or whatever, the football one, you know, the

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Speaker 1: one where he's like in the in the skids, like hey.

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Speaker 4: Hey Ron, yeah, where are you at? God to love it, Adrene.

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Speaker 1: It was a small dorm with three bedrooms, tiny kitchen

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Speaker 4: Oh, that sounds like a war zone. A recipe for

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Speaker 3: I've shared a bathroom with a girl before, and it.

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Speaker 1: Is I like, how you didn't you didn't pick on like, oh,

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Speaker 4: It's like, no, I've shared my room with a woman.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 5: It's so many products and hair. It is everywhere awhere,

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Speaker 1: We had to build three new shelves for my girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Oh and to be clear, if you've gone to any

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Speaker 3: But I think for like, I think just even even

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Speaker 4: It's true, there's a lot of stuff. It's true. Sam

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Speaker 3: That's not that is not what I'm saying. That is

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Speaker 3: not what I'm saying. But there's just a lot of hair,

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Speaker 3: you know, you know what actually hair? Let me let

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Speaker 3: me take that back. Sharing a bathroom with someone with

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Speaker 5: It's the long hair trying to tell me so many products,

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Speaker 4: I see what you're trying to do, but there's no

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Speaker 1: Me and my long hair comrades are not are not

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Speaker 1: My state can get pretty cold in the winter, single

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Speaker 1: is in my home state. I was very cold and

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Speaker 1: set the thermostat to seventy four degrees fahrenheit. My roommate

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Speaker 1: She was hot and set the thermostat to sixty five

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Speaker 1: But is seventy four degrees in cold weather too hot?

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Speaker 3: I I dude, if I'm if I'm cold, if it's

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Speaker 1: Just so if it's super cold outside and they put

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Speaker 1: It literally feels like you'll said it's seventy, but when

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Speaker 4: Now vice versa.

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Speaker 1: If you if you're like, uh, if it's really hot

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Speaker 2: I'll have like sixty six, sixty seven.

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Speaker 1: Sixty six, I would probably say sixty nine, no joking.

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Speaker 4: I never I didn't have air conditioning in my last place.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I think okay, all three of us here

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Speaker 3: I guess I've never really had Okay, I don't know

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Speaker 1: You tell us if it's too hot or not.

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Speaker 4: You get creamed. Yeah you are.

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Speaker 1: I tried to compromise with her smart idea, but ultimately

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Speaker 1: bought an electric blanket. Chloe was often yeah, which basically

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Speaker 4: Told you there's so much stuff. There's so much stuff,

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Speaker 4: you know what I have? Wow, so much stuff?

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Speaker 3: Really, I have a toothbrush and toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: So so women should just only brush their teeth, that's

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Speaker 1: what you're saying.

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Speaker 6: A lot of time, got him a lot of stuff,

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Speaker 6: all right, to our audience, how much am I am?

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Speaker 4: I off base for saying there's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 4: I'm just washing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just washing you in the spin cycle right now,

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Speaker 1: and I'm getting to get wrecked.

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Speaker 2: There's too much stuff.

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Speaker 1: Surely there's there's four four what was it?

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Speaker 4: Was it? Four six roommates all sharing this space. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's going to be a lot.

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Speaker 4: Very limited storage space.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be absolutely bonker spilling, spilling over and

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Speaker 1: was burrating Adrian for not loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Speaker 4: I stuck up for Adrian, and Chloe lost it.

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Speaker 1: She called a roommate meeting where she gave us a

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Speaker 1: I was annoyed by the daily yelling, so I decided

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Speaker 3: But fellas excited to strike back.

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Speaker 4: Would you take her revenge? What? No?

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Speaker 3: For getting educated on a dishwasher? Bro People pay for

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Speaker 3: those classes that's true Christian and Christian once gave me

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Speaker 1: I'm a hand washer. It is a very of the dishwasher.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's good to know. But je Jack, would

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Speaker 1: you would you seek ruthless, nuclear petty revenge?

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Speaker 2: I don't think this kind of larrence. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It depends how much how much the room is going

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Speaker 2: to be destroyed. But off the bat, I would say,

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Speaker 2: this doesn't sound that bad. It sounds like it's just

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Speaker 3: They didn't kill his higher family. Jack's very very openings out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Well, Jens, there's only one way to find

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Speaker 4: Bill that tea Johnny Boy. Spell it. I'm gonna spell it.

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Speaker 1: When all the roommates were gone, I went into Chloe's

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Speaker 1: room and moved around a few of her things. I

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Speaker 1: rearranged her pack of gum so the missing pieces she

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Speaker 1: had already eaten were spread throughout the pack at.

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Speaker 4: Random, instead of instead of her methodical left to right plucking. Wow, Wow,

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Speaker 4: that is neat nuclear, right Jack.

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Speaker 1: I went to her bathroom cabinet and mixed all the

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Speaker 1: MAXI pads with the tampons, so there was no organizational reason.

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Speaker 4: Fucked.

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Speaker 1: Finally, Finally, as the dastardly cherry on the cake, I

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Speaker 1: opened the bathroom mirror to reveal Chloe's mouthwash, which was

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Speaker 1: labeled Chloe's mouthwash, do not use, with little tick marks

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Speaker 1: on the side to mark the mouthwash level from her

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Speaker 1: last use.

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Speaker 4: What wo wird? That's crazy?

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Speaker 1: That is so I poured about a tablespoon worth in

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Speaker 4: So am I the a whole? Hm? Hmm. I want

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a good I want to hear from

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't annoy. It doesn't feel like I wouldn't use

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Speaker 2: It more feels like the work of a mischievous elf. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got your lf on the shelf, you got

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Speaker 4: And I'm going to she will never get that mouthwashed back,

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Speaker 1: That two cents sorts of mouthwash is gone for eternity.

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Speaker 3: Truly, what if what if she has she probably has

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Speaker 4: I did not even think about that. Dang.

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Speaker 1: I did not even think about how John but wow,

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Speaker 4: And Women with d.

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Speaker 1: But I think from picking up on the descriptions and

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Speaker 1: I think like like Jack was saying, like, oh, like

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Speaker 3: I say?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, not the A hole? Yeah me to

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Speaker 1: Goodness gracious well ending ending on a unanimous not the

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Speaker 1: A hole. Jack from Redditor, thank you so much for

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Speaker 4: Time for Okop Relamd.

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Speaker 1: I am literally about to die, but my parents refuse

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Speaker 3: I mean, how many times diatop ask if they could

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Speaker 4: Or are they just beating a dead horse?

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Speaker 1: I love I love Sam's uh right, his title jokes right.

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Speaker 1: He always starts us off fresh. He always starts us

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a canna coke, just that sweet satisfying

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Speaker 4: What is? What is coach thing? Happiness in a bottle?

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Speaker 4: Is that that sounds accurate?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're loving a bottle, loving a bottle? Yeah, one

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Speaker 1: How much should people, guys please please start bendoing us

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Speaker 4: Alright, let's go. My god.

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Speaker 1: Well, if it wasn't obvious already from the title, I

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Yeah that was.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if he's the stand up community, you

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Speaker 1: I've been told there isn't anything else I can do

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Speaker 4: So this is literally like men literally can't breathe and

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Speaker 3: So wait, just question, does two lungs mean like a

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Speaker 4: I'm too lung.

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Speaker 3: So both so he got to when he says he

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Speaker 3: I'm getting to some man. Our man's dying, all right,

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Speaker 4: Well, obviously not.

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Speaker 3: Well if he has no lungs, he but he's still

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Speaker 4: Maybe I don't. I don't. I don't know how the stuff,

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Speaker 3: Maybe he has like ah, that's the I think that's

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Speaker 1: That's literally the extent of my my knowledge.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to claim, guys, I am uneducated.

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Speaker 3: It's when they when they put you, put you on

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Speaker 1: Laughing as much as we honestly, I am questioning the

444
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: same thing right now.

445
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 3: We're not terrible, yeah, or may be funny about this

446
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 3: at least yeah, at least o p P.

447
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

448
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, if you're dying, you might as well

449
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 1: try to about it, you know, enjoy in any way,

450
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, So back to our back to our

451
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 1: our our story.

452
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 4: Hair lay down, comedian.

453
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: I've begun my preparations for my funeral and such, and

454
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,959
Speaker 1: while I was thinking it would be a breath of

455
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: fresh air, Oh, okay, he did that.

456
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. That's funny. This guy is a comedian. I

457
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 4: like it.

458
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: While it would be a breath of fresh air in

459
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: this whirlwind of death. I could not have been more wrong. Okay,

460
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: he's he's hamming it up. Good, good for him.

461
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 4: That's this guy is I feel good about laughing.

462
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 3: He's got a good head on his shoulders, but not

463
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 3: any not good lungs.

464
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and his lung stomach. No, no, no, And I'm gone

465
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 4: so good. Now onto the title.

466
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 1: My parents are both strict Southern Baptist and wants a

467
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: very traditional funeral. This includes hymns to be sung during

468
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: the memorial, a casket and a graveside service, a viewing,

469
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 1: countless prayers during the memorial, scripture to be read, et.

470
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 4: Cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

471
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, they are just that going, going, going,

472
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 3: full relig Just seriously, what song you want to play

473
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 3: it at your funeral?

474
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh, I don't know.

475
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: Actually I know what song I wanted my wedding, but

476
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: I don't know about my favorite my funeral Highway to Hell.

477
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 4: There we go, he's on the wait.

478
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: Wait, my god, that is the best funeral song. Ever, Wow,

479
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: it's kind of like that's so quick too. Honestly, I'm

480
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: impressed myself.

481
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 4: Now we know now we go right into your Honestly,

482
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 4: now I kind of have to do it oky like

483
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 4: that's that is kind of perfect now that I you know,

484
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 4: it's classic songs like it is, it is. It is

485
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 4: one for the ages.

486
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 3: So dang, all right, all rightly relevant whenever you die, honestly, honestly.

487
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 4: Tomorrow get it, whether it be like you know forty

488
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 4: no I thought you said four years are you tomorrow?

489
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 4: Or four years I did at the ripe b age

490
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 4: of thirty goodbye? You see it all.

491
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 3: I've seen it all there was it was anything else

492
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 3: to see, anything else to see here, maybe like the

493
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 3: it's gonna you know, take over by the they go, Yeah, maybe.

494
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 4: Right back to the story. The story.

495
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,120
Speaker 1: My issue with this whole religious wedding is well, everything

496
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: I am the complete opposite of my parents, not religious

497
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: curse like a sailor and drink like the Irish, you.

498
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 4: Name it, I do. It's by those lungs ain't working.

499
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: Potentially everything they are wanting and attempting to plan is

500
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: not right for me as a person. I've somehow made

501
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: it to twenty five and managed to meet the man

502
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: of my dreams and marry him, and he is torn.

503
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 4: Dude, twenty five that is fuck so rough. That sucks.

504
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 4: That is so rough. He wants me to have it

505
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 4: exactly as I want it. He just doesn't want to

506
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 4: have to deal with my parents after the fact while

507
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 4: still actively grieving. That is a tough position in all honesty.

508
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: Like now OPI's husband, I would have to deal with

509
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: the annoyingness of the parents while while.

510
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 4: They are grieving. Yeah, that's kind of a lot. Yeah,

511
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 4: it's kind of a lot suck.

512
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: I have two siblings, one of which is a clone

513
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: of my parents and one that is a mixture of

514
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: my parents and myself. I want my service to be

515
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: full of laughter, funny stories, pictures, upbeat music, my cat.

516
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: My husband and I are avid cat lovers. I want

517
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 1: confetti and shit.

518
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: I want it all, confetti, fireworks, want.

519
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: I mean last my body into the moon.

520
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: Honestly, that would be awesome. I would if I could.

521
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 1: I could have my diver just launched into the air

522
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: like I'm not even just bro. That is the ultimate

523
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: way to go. Put me, strap me on Falcon nine

524
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: like Elon musk shit.

525
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 3: And just something could like strap me on to like

526
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 3: a big assu fireworks. Yeah, it just explodes and people

527
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 3: have to I want everyone to like be around where

528
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 3: it would explode and have umbrellas and I want to

529
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 3: rain down on them.

530
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 4: I don't want to explode. I want to literally make

531
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 4: it to I want I want to make it to space.

532
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 4: I want people to eat me, my people to eat.

533
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 1: There was a red A story once where someone got

534
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: surgery and made tacos out of his foot meat, leg

535
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: meat or something exactly. Now things possible, but more importantly,

536
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: at my funeral, I want to be cremated and put

537
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: in a effing cat shaped urn.

538
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 4: That's hilarious. I love how specific OPI is a great,

539
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 4: great sense of here.

540
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: Yea, I told my husband I wanted my ashes to

541
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: be handed out like party favors.

542
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 4: So that was sick. Yeah that's different than eating your

543
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 4: fucking cadaver.

544
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: And that those are two separate entities right here, my guy,

545
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 1: Those are those are different, different things, not the same

546
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: you're saying.

547
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 4: You're saying at my funeral, you wouldn't eat fuckinglutely not

548
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 4: I would never, But if it was what if it

549
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 4: was like you know, uh cooked well, bro.

550
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: Also like you've only got so much meat to go around,

551
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna get like your liver or something.

552
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 3: It'll be it would be like a small bit. It

553
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 3: would be like like a like a one, yeah, one,

554
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 3: like a like shody of Christ meat, hard pass, hard pass.

555
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 3: I will never and this this is a promise. I

556
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 3: will never eat any part of you. I will literally

557
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: promise you that on my life. I solemnly swear do

558
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 3: what you want at your funeral, I'll be that's.

559
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 4: What I want. I will be there.

560
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 3: What you're the same as the conservative parent, Apparently that

561
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 3: makes me conservative. I am a goddamn Republican, bro, because

562
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 3: because this is crazy. In many cultures, right in many cultures,

563
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 3: in many name one culture where they e their name,

564
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 3: one fucking culture right.

565
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: Now, there's some there's some somebody out there.

566
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 3: There's some like tribe or like the az Tex or something.

567
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's there's the people's hearts while they were

568
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 3: still alive. The least you could do is eat my toe. Actually,

569
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: what do do you know what culture that is?

570
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 4: Though? They eat as hearts, isn't it the as Tex? Yeah?

571
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 3: So that that actually counts my ends. Well that counts

572
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 3: because when they pull your heart out, you're dead, right, Well,

573
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: I well it's like I think, like, well, like you're dying,

574
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: like you pull the heart out, you're the blood stock

575
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: stops flowing to your brain.

576
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 4: But you have a moment while you're still alive.

577
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 3: No, because it's not like like your brain's still your

578
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 3: brain's still braining while while you're you know, while while you're.

579
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 4: Like basically shutting down. Yeow.

580
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's like, okay, what's the last of

581
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 1: the oxygen and everything in your blood to reach your

582
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: body and then it.

583
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 3: Just yeah I heard it's like like fifteen minutes after

584
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 3: like you die, if you die from blood loss, like

585
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 3: you're like that's when your brain shuts off or like

586
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 3: that's when like the last activity in your brain is

587
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 3: but you might lose consciousness before, but your brain's still

588
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 3: like where.

589
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, your body is still reacting. Bro this I mean,

590
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but this could took

591
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: a very morbid turn, very morbid, But yeah, I should

592
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: not be surprised. Yeah, I told my husband I went

593
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: in my ashes to be handed out like party favors.

594
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: So my family and friends could take me with them

595
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: because I love to travel, and he looked horrified. That's fine,

596
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. Well you would take my ashes.

597
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: I would totally take your ashes. I will not eat you,

598
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: but I will one thousand percent. But a little keychain.

599
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. That Actually, that's amazing.

600
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea because it's like it's

601
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: like here's here's someone I love and like a little

602
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: momento that I get to carry with me. That like, hey,

603
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: every every time I go to unlock my car or

604
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: my you know, floating tesla in the future.

605
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: If if, what if you get a pepper shaker half pepper,

606
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 3: half my ashes.

607
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: Okay, bro, this this man is trying to do anything

608
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: humanly possible to get me to eat him any any

609
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: by any means necessary. Is this man attempting for me

610
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: to consume his flesh? And he means necessary that such

611
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: a that was flesh, That absolutely was flesh. Also, this

612
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: video has to get demonetized, like there's there's no way,

613
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: there's no way this cannibal talk is going to make it.

614
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 4: You don't say the C word, There's no way this bleep.

615
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: My parents are absolutely not on board and are essentially

616
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: planning everything how they want, attempting to take me shopping

617
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: for a casket, flowers, picking out my hymns and versus

618
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 1: the whole deal, and I'm obviously not very pleased.

619
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 4: Get a cat shaped casket? Bro, Actually, you know, do it?

620
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 4: Do it in the like cat position?

621
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 3: I was actually I was actually thinking like a like

622
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: a mummified sphinx deal. I like that, Yeah, the sphinx

623
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 3: like sitting on like the Egyptian.

624
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got you.

625
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: So. I guess my question would be would I be

626
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: the a whole if I took control of my own

627
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: funeral and wrote a will to be followed exactly how

628
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: I want it. I understand my parents are grieving, and

629
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: I've tried to compromise with a mixture of both my

630
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: views and theirs, but they just are not having it.

631
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: I never thought dying would be so effing stressful, and

632
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: I just want to enjoy the time I have left

633
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: without leaving a bomb of emotion and disappointment behind.

634
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: Please help. You're not the ahole, for sure, definitely not

635
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 4: define this might be the strongest, not the a hole. All.

636
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 4: I think the question is like, who's paying for this? Hmm,

637
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 4: that's a good point.

638
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 3: I mean, like, if OP is writing it in their

639
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: will and let's say Op's my husband wants to carry

640
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: it out. Is Op's husband gonuld have to pay for everything?

641
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: I guess it depends. It depends on how much money

642
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: OP personally has and exactly what he says in the will,

643
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: because my understanding is like it goes to an estate

644
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: and then you can tell the lawyer who's like the

645
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: power of attorney or whatever, like, hey, in this fund

646
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: you know, in this city bank account oo eight, use

647
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 1: these funds for ten thousand dollars worth of these items

648
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: and get this?

649
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 4: Does that mean like the lawyer has to be a

650
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 4: party planner for the Oh that's a great question. It

651
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 4: seems so complicated.

652
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: I honestly, I guess so, because if you think about it, like,

653
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: at a minimum, the lawyer has to call like a

654
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: cat earn company, Yeah, and like, hey, could you or

655
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: find like a funeral organizer that can.

656
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 4: Like do it or something? Yeah, maybe they can do that.

657
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 4: That's so funny.

658
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, like what are this some the details

659
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 3: of Hey, if anyone is a funeral planner, please let

660
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 3: us know, let us know, or or like power of

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Speaker 3: attorney that has to like, honestly, if you're a power

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Speaker 3: of attorney of like dead people or whatever the term is,

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Speaker 3: I want to know that the attorney of dead people.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a zombie attorney. Zombie attorney. I want

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Speaker 3: to know what the weirdest request in a will? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: or it's just like funeral homes in general, like tell us.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, what's the weirdest y'all were morticians or whatever?

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Speaker 1: What is your weirdest like funeral request about? There has

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Speaker 1: to be some crazy ones, yeah, like eating, like your

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Speaker 1: guests eating you,