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Speaker 1: It's one of six one point one of the Jewils Show.

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Speaker 1: It's one of six point one, Ladies and Gentstice. Is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewels Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show. Are you

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Speaker 1: one of those people that never takes your Christmas slides down?

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Speaker 1: Or yea? Or wait until mid April to throw out

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Speaker 1: that fire hazard of a Christmas tree? Or you're so

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Speaker 1: lazy that you just wait until it burns down your

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Speaker 1: house and you let nature in the fire department throw

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Speaker 1: it out for you. Or you just let it stay

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Speaker 1: in your house all the year long and don't have

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Speaker 1: to put a back up next year. That's actually a

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Speaker 1: nice way to do it. That's really a good way

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Speaker 1: to do it. Well, good news. Now instead of having

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Speaker 1: to put in all that effort to throw out your

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Speaker 1: Christmas tree, now you can just eat it. What yeah, what,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Apparently there's a new cookbook out from a

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Speaker 1: quote artisan baker and cook. Come on, you know it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be weird because anytime anything with cooking involves the

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Speaker 1: word artisan, it's usually a restaurant with a name like

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Speaker 1: the Bottle and the Bowl. Yeah, and if you ask

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Speaker 1: them for ranch, they'll kick you out. They will turn

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Speaker 1: up their nose at you and be like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know we don't have ranch. It's so rude.

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Speaker 1: I want to start a movement where people go around

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Speaker 1: to these restaurants and then just leave bottles of hidden

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Speaker 1: Valley ranch on the table and start doing Oh anyway,

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Speaker 1: and artisan baker and cook in the UK named Julia

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Speaker 1: George Jalis probably not how to say her last name,

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Speaker 1: just made a book called How to Eat Your Christmas

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Speaker 1: Tree and it features dozens of recipes that you can

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Speaker 1: use making your Christmas tree. So if you have grating

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Speaker 1: the wood, well, here's an example of one of the

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Speaker 1: recipes in there. And this is just in case you

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Speaker 1: haven't thrown out your Christmas tree yet, you can eat

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Speaker 1: it instead. There's a Christmas cured fish. What what? And

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Speaker 1: that recipe calls for almost a pound of needles for

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Speaker 1: decorating and flavoring. Oh good Christmas tree pickles on the

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Speaker 1: side of it. Okay, I guess you throw a handful

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Speaker 1: of needles into a jar with your pickles for a month.

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Speaker 1: So wow, it's not even like you're actually cooking no

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Speaker 1: the tree, you're just throwing it. Yeah, you're throwing needles

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Speaker 1: in things through a forest and thought, oh, I'd love

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Speaker 1: to eat these trees. Yeah, well, don't not gonna tell you.

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Speaker 1: Try it now. Instead of going to the Christmas tree

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Speaker 1: a lot to buy a Christmas tree during that time,

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Speaker 1: it's shopping for dinner. Julia says that she created the

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Speaker 1: book so people would get better use out of their trees,

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Speaker 1: rather than chopping down thirty million trees every year and

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Speaker 1: then just throwing them away. Thirty million, that's it. It's

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Speaker 1: got to be more than thirty millions. Okay, let's just

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Speaker 1: say three billion, three billion, three So if you know

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Speaker 1: pandemics set you a little hard, getting money for food

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Speaker 1: is tough, you can just go out and grab a

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Speaker 1: douglass fur. Yeah, start plucking those needles off, marinat them

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Speaker 1: in your pickles, throwing them in your food. She also says, quote,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so weird, because we eat

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Speaker 1: and we forge for so many other plants, why not

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Speaker 1: Christmas trees? Interesting that's true. The woman who made this

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Speaker 1: recipe is definitely the type of person that says, you know,

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Speaker 1: there were kids starving in the world, so we better

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Speaker 1: eat this Christmas tree. That's true. The president name isn't

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Speaker 1: Karen exactly? Texting four one oh six one? Would you

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Speaker 1: eat a Christmas tree? Would you dribble? Yeah? I'll eat anything,

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Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, I'll definitely, especially if it's at one

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Speaker 1: of those artists and restaurants, because I talk a bunch

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Speaker 1: of crap about them, but I love those places. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't really love those places, but I've learned since

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Speaker 1: you love those places that I'm like that I have

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Speaker 1: to be like, do you guys have ranch? Yeah? Alex

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Speaker 1: and I Alex and I go to dinner because we're married.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, by the way, there's a

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Speaker 1: whole song about me saying that. But when we first

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Speaker 1: started dating, I took her to this really expensive restaurant

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Speaker 1: that I don't even really like that much, but it

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Speaker 1: was to try to impress her. And it's one of

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Speaker 1: those places where it's super expensive and everything is the

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Speaker 1: size of a dime. Yeah, And the whole time I

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Speaker 1: was like, she's amazing because I was spending a lot

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Speaker 1: of money, and I'm like, this place is so pretentious.

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Speaker 1: But you know, but the whole time, she's like this sucks,

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Speaker 1: Like why can we just go get a stake somewhere

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Speaker 1: or a burger or something. I was I felt so

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Speaker 1: bad too, because I barely knew him at that time,

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, I wasn't complaining, but I

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Speaker 1: was kind of like making fun rather yeah, of the

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Speaker 1: whole scenario and situation, and yes, the experience, and like

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Speaker 1: the servers would come over and hand both of our

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Speaker 1: food to us at the same time, like things like that,

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Speaker 1: and tell me why you guys hit it up so well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you could bonded over hating the experience. Probably. They literally

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Speaker 1: said where the salt came from? The local? It came

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