Speaker 1: You watch back, baby, The fucking boys are back? Is
Speaker 1: this episode one forty eight?
Speaker 2: One forty eight?
Speaker 1: Kay, let's get a rip a plaus, get a little
Speaker 1: juice going in here me and we're the only ones
Speaker 1: clopping check it.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 2: We need to know that, we need to know that.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk just bought Twitter for forty four for forty
Speaker 1: four billion.
Speaker 2: Yes, breaking, and that's breaking news.
Speaker 3: No one knows right now for that much money.
Speaker 1: Forty four billion, yeah, forty four to three commas. Oh
Speaker 1: and McAfee's down on our show too, all right, so
Speaker 1: listen this we'll get we'll get start a real real quick.
Speaker 1: This is episode one. This is episode one forty seven. Dude,
Speaker 1: I actually love the number forty seven. I had a
Speaker 1: buddy named Kenny Proden in high school. He were forty
Speaker 1: seven linebacker, fucking stud. Every time he got a pick,
Speaker 1: he got tackled by the fattus kill on the other team.
Speaker 3: But he would are you feeling me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, anytime we'd be at school or something like that,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, he'd point out forty seven everywhere you went.
Speaker 1: If it was like one forty seven on the clock,
Speaker 1: or there was forty seven whatever he'd always point out,
Speaker 1: and to this day, thirty years old, now I see
Speaker 1: forty seven everywhere, and you.
Speaker 2: Think of him.
Speaker 3: I always think of Kenny everysingle day. Is that how
Speaker 3: you came up with respect the sevens?
Speaker 1: No, I can't respect the sevens as I wear seventy seven. Like,
Speaker 1: don't get it twisted.
Speaker 2: I run my own life. But I know I'm saying,
Speaker 2: maybe subconsciously, the way he always would point out forty seven.
Speaker 2: You in your mind, you're like, I need to make
Speaker 2: sure everybody understands the boys seventy seven.
Speaker 3: I just think the seven seventy seven respect the sevens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I might have picked that up from him.
Speaker 1: I see what you're asking. I think the answer is yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like in my mind, I took that and once I
Speaker 1: left there, he was in where I was out of
Speaker 1: his little network of people. Yeah, I could take his
Speaker 1: own ideas and make him mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and now I'm the guy. Maybe you weren't
Speaker 2: really doing it. Maybe it was just like pro like
Speaker 2: it got built in pro.
Speaker 1: No, I think I did that on purpose. I'm not
Speaker 1: the dude who stole naps during the Italian job, you know,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, I took that shit and now
Speaker 1: that shit's mine.
Speaker 3: I got you.
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Speaker 1: Hey, that was solid, and it works through a little adversity.
Speaker 1: It will work with a little diversity, and I can
Speaker 1: kind of feel this bus right now.
Speaker 3: It's a little tense. You can cut it with a knife.
Speaker 1: Here's what's basically happened, and this will count his house
Speaker 1: cleaning for a little bit. Here's basically what's happened with
Speaker 1: not only me and Will, but all the boys. I'm
Speaker 1: talking JP, Garrett, Jack Blossy. We've been fucking grinding and
Speaker 1: we will. We come for real, We come and grind
Speaker 1: on the on the cameras. But then after these boys
Speaker 1: gotta go back and side through all this bullshit, but
Speaker 1: go all through this this ship.
Speaker 3: That's not gonna matter filming.
Speaker 1: And yeah, well I got to because at first I'm
Speaker 1: looking at him like, yo, same day. Hey, rent is
Speaker 1: not given, it's earned, and it's no success is not given,
Speaker 1: it's earned, and rents do every day.
Speaker 3: Right, success is in least.
Speaker 2: Success is is least.
Speaker 3: It is least every day, and rent is due every day.
Speaker 2: Said it better myself, it's least every day. That's it.
Speaker 1: JJ Watt, JJ Watson that I think that guy.
Speaker 2: That's a quote anyway, quote that and put it on
Speaker 2: a meme. Yeah, inspiration from the bools.
Speaker 1: I I at first, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: we doing? And then I thought about it. It's like Yo,
Speaker 1: the boy the Boys of Legit and grinding their ass off.
Speaker 1: Yeah we really have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, we have from the Bust and Spring Football tour,
Speaker 2: which is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: You can see it on YouTube. We just want to Tennessee. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: why are we having I having a tough time right now.
Speaker 3: We went to Tennessee, Michigan, Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all doing like five episodes at the time of
Speaker 2: the spot, all while doing a little more the boys
Speaker 2: leveling up number one becoming full time employees.
Speaker 3: Let's give a round of a playoffs. He was becoming
Speaker 3: full time employees.
Speaker 2: No juicepec there, no juice, but a transition with barstool
Speaker 2: and our guys becoming full time employees, all while doing
Speaker 2: five episodes of pop at our bus and spring tour,
Speaker 2: also lining up guests like last week we had a guest.
Speaker 3: Like every day of the week.
Speaker 1: It felt like we did what was it, eleven pause
Speaker 1: and eight days? Yeah, eleven pads and eight days. We
Speaker 1: had a live show we had to prepare for all while,
Speaker 1: which we really didn't prepare for. Yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: a great time. I mean, we had a phenomenal time. No, no, No,
Speaker 1: we prepared a little bit. We prepared twenty minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we prepared twenty.
Speaker 3: Of the phenomenal time. And then we'll get into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, But just it's it's been a grind
Speaker 2: that we had a kid. We had a kid in
Speaker 2: the middle of it all O my newborn baby. But
Speaker 2: the boys have been grinding, dude, for real and kind
Speaker 2: of like a new role, the roles and responsibilities picked
Speaker 2: up all in the midst of all of this work,
Speaker 2: all this front work.
Speaker 3: So shout out to the boys. No free shoutouts.
Speaker 2: And that is like count. That doesn't even count.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 2: You need to get a little bit more sleep by
Speaker 2: it's called being hungover.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't really drink that much yesterday. I like
Speaker 4: don't have that bad allergies at all, and like once
Speaker 4: a year I get one of these sinus infections and
Speaker 4: it's like I feel like there's like a concrete brick
Speaker 4: that would not be correct because it's two different things.
Speaker 1: See, We'll just said a bunch of nice things, and
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: I agree with everything.
Speaker 1: I agree with everything We'll just said about how nice
Speaker 1: all the things he said, I agree with all of them.
Speaker 1: But you didn't have this sinus infection until the day
Speaker 1: after Mike's concert, and then all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 1: like the first.
Speaker 4: Time I told you about it. But when we go
Speaker 4: eleven pods in eight days, there's really no time to
Speaker 4: tell people you're sick. If I was infecting other people,
Speaker 4: then I would be, you know, conscious and aware and
Speaker 4: not tell people. I would tell people if it was
Speaker 4: gonna get someone else sick of infection.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that, dude dead, Hey, what is the
Speaker 1: vibe on COVID.
Speaker 3: I think it's over right.
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about like in China or anymore.
Speaker 1: China for real, aren't Uh they're like shutting everything down again.
Speaker 1: They're going massive lockdowns again. Really, Japan's not allowing tourists anymore.
Speaker 1: In America, we just dipped on the mask thing and airports,
Speaker 1: which you know, I love, you.
Speaker 2: Know, you know I fucking dude, you got you gotta
Speaker 2: relax on that your mask is down.
Speaker 3: I'll look at you. That was so funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, when we're traveling in Nebraska and traveling to Michigan,
Speaker 1: it was just like, dude, especially need to take you
Speaker 1: had to stop and like like in the Nebraska, you
Speaker 1: just can't get to Nebraska. You have to stop and
Speaker 1: seeing louis first thing. Go to Nebraska like just frustrating.
Speaker 1: Wearing that damn mask all the time.
Speaker 2: No, and if you got a little bit of a beard,
Speaker 2: going to it just kind of tickles your mustache and
Speaker 2: your build.
Speaker 3: It It's just so itchy.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I hate the vibe right now because I'm so used
Speaker 1: to us always being high energy.
Speaker 3: But we're just talking shop.
Speaker 2: I'm a little hungover. So people are in.
Speaker 3: Their cars right now just hanging out with us.
Speaker 2: And what I was gonna say too, I feel like
Speaker 2: a con to all of the grind work is we
Speaker 2: all got to be around each other so much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like people say some little sly stuff. People get a
Speaker 2: little bit more uptiight, a little snippy. Like Jack was
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, my man Jack, he
Speaker 2: was on his phone. We had we had to get
Speaker 2: to the the ad read.
Speaker 3: My man was on his phone.
Speaker 2: I understand he was sweeting like he's got a quarterback.
Speaker 3: He's try.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he intentionally he's trying to, like in his mind,
Speaker 2: he's doing the right thing. But when it's like when
Speaker 2: you get caught being on your phone and say, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I was trying to do someone It's like, well, we're
Speaker 2: running a.
Speaker 1: Fucking show, right, Okay, we're doing We're doing this show.
Speaker 1: The reason why we're all everybody gets a little more bidy.
Speaker 1: It's you know, quick trigger. But that's also I see
Speaker 1: that could be looked at us a bad thing. But
Speaker 1: for me, I look at that. I'm like, yeo, well,
Speaker 1: we're becoming family, all of us.
Speaker 2: Look at us.
Speaker 3: Huh Not me. I think I want to get out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 2: Oh for real? Yeah, I think to myself, we all
Speaker 2: we've been around each other too much, Like let's get
Speaker 2: some space, oh for real?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: You know me though, Yeah, I tell you what. I'm
Speaker 1: a dude that likes to hang all day every day.
Speaker 1: And after like a full day of hanging with Willie,
Speaker 1: I like the next day, it's like I'll see in a.
Speaker 3: Week and will can stay away from me.
Speaker 1: This is we didn't pods, you just kind of want
Speaker 1: to stay away from until we do pods again.
Speaker 3: It's kind of tough.
Speaker 2: You do pods every day.
Speaker 3: It's fucking amazing every day.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 2: And you're getting better on social media, I know, well
Speaker 2: talk about social media more like we you know, we're
Speaker 2: in communication.
Speaker 1: We are when we first started this podcast, We're like, Yo,
Speaker 1: one of these days, we're really just gonna talk when
Speaker 1: it comes to like doing this business.
Speaker 3: And that's kind of where we've been at these last
Speaker 3: couple months.
Speaker 1: There is no like joking around because it almost has
Speaker 1: become like a thing where like, oh, let's just wait
Speaker 1: till cameras around before we have fue with each other. Right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, kind of a weird deal.
Speaker 1: We hang out, you know, now hard do you want
Speaker 1: to do a shout out and if you shout of
Speaker 1: the week, or do you want to break down what's
Speaker 1: happened yesterday specifically and how fucking cool that.
Speaker 2: Was our house cleaning out? Yeah we can yeah, house
Speaker 2: screaming to the top of the list.
Speaker 1: All right, do you wanna hey listen this tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we had our first live show yesterday on Sevenday.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun, dude, This Sunday after Easter,
Speaker 1: the Sunday a week after yeah Easter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you can tell, like, listen, we were
Speaker 2: saying yesterday, it's Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: Imagine if the wind like this, Imagine if we went
Speaker 1: on stage to sound like this for an hour.
Speaker 2: I think people would still laugh because people hang out
Speaker 2: this each and every week. Dude. We had so much fun.
Speaker 3: We really did.
Speaker 1: We showed up an hour and a half before the
Speaker 1: show and we're hanging there and I'll be honest with you,
Speaker 1: will was making me so nervous because of how calm
Speaker 1: he seemed.
Speaker 2: He was kind of just chilling there and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you nervous And in my head I'm
Speaker 1: like one to ten, I'm a six And I look
Speaker 1: at way, are you nervous? And I'm like he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm all right. I'm like what are you at one? O?
Speaker 6: Ten?
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm know, three, three and a half and
Speaker 1: I go yeah, I'm like a two. In my head,
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm gonna six. It was putting
Speaker 1: me at a seven because I'm like holy shit, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what if we funck and what if
Speaker 1: this happens? What if that happens? And we have zero plan?
Speaker 1: Like we were like thank god I went and did.
Speaker 3: The KFC and being like yeah, yeah, yeah, the KFC thing.
Speaker 1: The thing I went to do KFC's uh live show
Speaker 1: at Zany's like two days before and after we all
Speaker 1: hung out. I was like, give me some pointers on
Speaker 1: what we should do, and he's like, people come to
Speaker 1: see your guys's pod. Like we did some cheeky shit
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania a while back and people liked it. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't like the pod, like just do a podcast.
Speaker 1: And once he told told me that, I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah. Another thing that really helped. Ernest came in
Speaker 1: and he was, I mean higher than can be a dude?
Speaker 2: He was, Yeah, he was uzzy high, dude. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, where you can't.
Speaker 1: Really you got to peel him off the couch like
Speaker 1: Velcrow high. And he was kind of chilling with the boys,
Speaker 1: having a good time, And that made me feel more
Speaker 1: cozy because I knew I had like another person that Okay,
Speaker 1: we have now we have three people, three people told
Speaker 1: the vibe with. And then when I really felt good
Speaker 1: was when Jelly Roll came in. He came in, he said, uh,
Speaker 1: what do you said? There's three kinds of audiences.
Speaker 2: There's the.
Speaker 1: Harder said this, but the one he said that made
Speaker 1: me feel a lot better was you're welcome. We're here
Speaker 1: audience like we were were Yeah, because we have Tier
Speaker 1: one cats.
Speaker 3: And the minute he said, I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: like this this.
Speaker 1: Thing did sell out in twelve hours or less than
Speaker 1: twelve hours, and so these people coming are legit, like
Speaker 1: big fans of what we've done and what we've been
Speaker 1: able to create. So we kind of got like a
Speaker 1: free pass of humor, like and we can say you
Speaker 1: want it, man, that's it?
Speaker 2: Oh for real, Like everybodys showing up being like, yo,
Speaker 2: we're about to be around like all like minded motherfuckers did.
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone has the same journey, just there to smile, laugh.
Speaker 1: Is that's why I looking drinks, lookies, And this is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite places now in Nashville. That was
Speaker 1: it like yesterday, well you're you listen to this on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: So Sunday it was probably a top five, top ten
Speaker 1: night and I've ever had in Nashville. Really, I fucking
Speaker 1: loved it, like the minute, Like the minute we walked
Speaker 1: on stage, twenty seconds in, I'm like, this is fucking sick.
Speaker 2: We started the Boys, chance, yeah, the Boys, and then.
Speaker 1: You start to realize and we told people we can't
Speaker 1: tell you everything because there's gonna be more shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were.
Speaker 1: Some people were fucking in it. People were giving shout outs.
Speaker 1: There were big belly laughs, not not just off the stage,
Speaker 1: but on stage. Dude, we were fucking giggling and laughing
Speaker 1: and just having a good time. And we in our
Speaker 1: mind with the small little guideline we did, We're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go this amount of time, then we'll do this,
Speaker 1: then we'll bring Jelly Rolling Earnest out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we went we like we went over. We
Speaker 3: was almost over by the time we brought them out
Speaker 3: before we came on the show.
Speaker 2: Before we started the live show, we're thinking like, all right,
Speaker 2: how are we gonna fill twenty minutes of me? Yeah.
Speaker 2: The next thing you know, it's like thirty thirty five
Speaker 2: minutes and we're like, hey, we got to bring out
Speaker 2: Jilly in Earnest no doubt.
Speaker 1: As I put my phone out and I'm looking at
Speaker 1: them like damn, we're kind of just doing this thing
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fucking the boys had amazing shoutouts.
Speaker 2: They did were I loved us in the free shotouts
Speaker 2: segment with hey, I wanted us, and then even the
Speaker 2: fans like you get to engage with the fans, have
Speaker 2: more fun we're doing, you know, I don't want to
Speaker 2: say everything that we've been Yeah, but I think we
Speaker 2: did figure out that we like we we can do
Speaker 2: live shows.
Speaker 3: We enjoy doing it. Oh, I enjoyed the fuck out
Speaker 3: of the Yeah.
Speaker 2: When we first did our first one and it sold out,
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, do you want to do another one?
Speaker 2: Because people are like people were mad that they woke
Speaker 2: up the next morning like hey, I was gonna buy
Speaker 2: tickets but you can't now, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like in that fucking wild dude cool. So they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to add a second show?
Speaker 2: And we had all the busts in the spring tour
Speaker 2: booked up, we had we were doing all these pods,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, no, like, let's just do
Speaker 2: this first live show first and see if we even
Speaker 2: enjoyed doing it, like if it's any good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But now I think we figured out, like, yo, we
Speaker 3: gonna have some fun, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I tell you what.
Speaker 1: I got my eyes set on one place in Nashville.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it. I've already tweeted it. I
Speaker 1: set it up, play all out to everybody else.
Speaker 3: I'm not it's.
Speaker 2: Public information, but I'm not gonna say it. It Rewhinds
Speaker 2: with Shiman. I want to sell that bitch out one day, Bro,
Speaker 2: that'd be just a cool deal. I'm trying to sell
Speaker 2: a bridge stone Bridge. Hey, just to imagine the dude
Speaker 2: d'er in there fire too.
Speaker 1: I want what the boys thought when you guys were
Speaker 1: doing your shot out show of the week. During the show,
Speaker 1: were you guys nervous? I heard, fucking sir, that was crazy?
Speaker 5: Buddy?
Speaker 2: Did that? I was crazy? Yeah? I was hell nervous.
Speaker 1: No, lie, Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Glad I didn't go first for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, boss.
Speaker 7: I had a little bit of shakiness in like my
Speaker 7: chest for sure.
Speaker 2: And then from what the knowing it's going to be
Speaker 2: in front of everybody type thing, like you're like like
Speaker 2: a public speaking, public speaking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was for sure nerve wracking.
Speaker 5: And then the kiss her part.
Speaker 3: I talked to.
Speaker 7: Uh Atlantis after and she was like, dude, I totally
Speaker 7: blacked out. I just heard my name over the mic
Speaker 7: and was like, what just happened?
Speaker 3: Hey, So what did you do? We can talk about it?
Speaker 2: Off gay Oh damn, I knew.
Speaker 1: He must have public apology, said, I haven't even talked
Speaker 1: about like the I did that so yeah, Honestly, in
Speaker 1: my mind, hey, when you did that at the show
Speaker 1: last night, I was legit like, we got to unpack
Speaker 1: that later, we got to see what's going on there,
Speaker 1: And for whatever reason, I was for later, Yeah, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: you're one you know, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that Zany show was so fun and going
Speaker 2: back on you and talking about the nursing. I think
Speaker 2: I would have been a lot more nervous had I
Speaker 2: not known that I was doing stand up later, because
Speaker 2: I was like trying to remain focused on some of
Speaker 2: my lines and stuff like that. Really to where I
Speaker 2: was like I always I couldn't wait to do the
Speaker 2: live show. But to me, I was like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: have so much fun on the live show, and you're
Speaker 2: a beast. You're a beast on the mic. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: I told you that yesterday. When you're like, bro, how
Speaker 2: are you not nervous, I'm like, bro, I'm like Chris Paul.
Speaker 2: I just got to dish the ball around to my
Speaker 2: lebron James dude nice. I said, you'll be up there
Speaker 2: working the mikey because one time they was like, hey,
Speaker 2: so do you just want me to rant a little
Speaker 2: bit like you know, he's like, he goes like, you
Speaker 2: can't go compliment and then go learn. He goes like
Speaker 2: I usually do on the bus. You know, you mess
Speaker 2: with that, right, And I'm like, I mean, yeah, you
Speaker 2: just kind of rant on the bus. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: Taylor once in this moment, they're like, it is five
Speaker 2: minutes in, but you like, we're gonna have a great
Speaker 2: time as long as we engage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it was such a good time.
Speaker 2: But that's why I feel like I was calm because
Speaker 2: I was more like thinking, focused, nerves on doing stand
Speaker 2: up later. I was so nervous for you when you
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: We'll get that in second. I want to hear what
Speaker 1: Boston Jackie thought about their little shoutout no free shots.
Speaker 1: Did you hey, did you guys like me commenting on
Speaker 1: your shout outs?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Left it?
Speaker 1: Wait, jack was so set up because he was last right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we fucking you were like it was like a McGregor event. Dude,
Speaker 1: you were like the main card right there.
Speaker 4: You literally my dad goes, hey, man, Taylor, really say
Speaker 4: you have good at the ends?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciate it. Oh, what'd you think? We were
Speaker 1: both nervous?
Speaker 2: When you did it. Yeah, I mean, you know, we
Speaker 2: talked on this last night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And my voice was already a little shaky from
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 2: We've had some friends in town. You know, we got
Speaker 2: in a bit of a car wreck on Saturdays. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah those if Yeah, you know we made it out
Speaker 2: known fatalities the next day. Yeah. So my voice was
Speaker 2: already and I get a horse pretty easily, so that
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 4: Couple of words came out a little like this, yeah,
Speaker 4: And so then I had to immediately go no free shouts,
Speaker 4: and I was like, everyone, get a drink, like get
Speaker 4: the get the.
Speaker 2: Throat nice and moist. That is a vetty move, dude,
Speaker 2: Like I was.
Speaker 4: Telling you last night, tale or like, once you get
Speaker 4: through the first like ten words and then you know
Speaker 4: what you're saying, then it just starts flowing and then you.
Speaker 2: Know, you get in, you get out.
Speaker 4: And I feel like you did a really good job
Speaker 4: bouncing it back and forth, like especially, I don't want
Speaker 4: to take blosses. I'll let him talk about it, but
Speaker 4: the way that you came at him about his shout out,
Speaker 4: I'll just let bloss talk about it. I thought you
Speaker 4: did a really good job complimenting what he was saying
Speaker 4: back and forth.
Speaker 1: Good remember going on, I'll tell you, I'll tell your
Speaker 1: ship as funny as hell.
Speaker 3: Just get in there.
Speaker 2: Hey, So what did I do well?
Speaker 8: I was super nervous because I knew as soon as
Speaker 8: I said police, it could either go really well or
Speaker 8: really bad. Yeah, and I feel like that's where you
Speaker 8: stepped in. Yeah, where Taylor stepped in, especially at the
Speaker 8: end and kind of wrapped it all up. I thought
Speaker 8: that was awesome. But yeah, I was super nervous about
Speaker 8: my shout out. But I love the spin that I
Speaker 8: kind of put on it. I was.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: I was nervous too, especially going first. I thought I
Speaker 8: was gonna stumble all over my words.
Speaker 2: You guys crushed them, and it was cool. It was
Speaker 2: kind of cool, like going out in the crowd and
Speaker 2: stuff and it's crazy there, like, uh, what's like, what's
Speaker 2: the word? You're like, you're you're like Bruce Buffer, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, dude, when you got like three rows back, I
Speaker 1: could no longer see you. I was just speaking to
Speaker 1: you in the bist of people. It was it was
Speaker 1: a It was a wild deal, dude.
Speaker 2: It was so fun.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you What was so fucking funny, dude, is
Speaker 1: when Ernest and Jelly came out and I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you too many things, but we were playing that game
Speaker 1: and it was like, would you the you know, we
Speaker 1: have some hard time jumping around it?
Speaker 3: Yeah I almost did. I almost almost gave up right there.
Speaker 1: But the thing we were going to talk about, and
Speaker 1: you everyone's so nervous to answer. I answer it no
Speaker 1: problem because I've answered that question one hundred times. Jilly
Speaker 1: doesn't really want to answer, Ernest doesn't really want to answer,
Speaker 1: and you're at this point, was tymc bro' here like.
Speaker 2: This, you go put the mic.
Speaker 3: Go man, I'm getting fucked.
Speaker 2: And it was like the funniest shit because it was
Speaker 2: getting fuck. No one really asked.
Speaker 3: We weren't even on you yet.
Speaker 2: It was just like, I don't know, I get no.
Speaker 2: Crowd went fucking nuts, started laughing so hard.
Speaker 3: It was so much fun. It really was.
Speaker 1: And then after uh people the a couple guys like, hey,
Speaker 1: I get a picture. I'm like, yeah, for sure, no
Speaker 1: prom so I'm taking a picture. Then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden I look and there's a huge, massive like everybody's
Speaker 1: in line. After we finished, right right, outside the green
Speaker 1: room and the guy's like, hey, we we had to
Speaker 1: open doors in twenty minutes for the next show. Do
Speaker 1: you guys want to do this outside? And thankfully the
Speaker 1: boys had all that ship set up outside ready to rip, so.
Speaker 3: We do a meet and greet. Didn't even plan on
Speaker 3: doing a meet and greet, like photos.
Speaker 1: Like photos and a couple of things they know Garrett
Speaker 1: want to do, Like he was like, hey, make sure
Speaker 1: you guys like have a couple of minutes after We're
Speaker 1: out there for one hour and a half.
Speaker 3: Brother, it was wrapped around the fucking.
Speaker 2: Blocked around the block. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: That's why I was getting more normal.
Speaker 2: You could tell you you're back too.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I kept looking down and seeing like how the yeah,
Speaker 2: the the block. It wasn't whatever I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: The end of the line wasn't in sight. And Taylor like,
Speaker 2: you know, my man, he's personal with everybody, which is awesome.
Speaker 2: You usually are too when we did the thing, But
Speaker 2: start talking to people, I'm never thinking like I need
Speaker 2: time to go, will going keep it going? Who's next? Like, hey, Taylor,
Speaker 2: let's go, let's go next. Hell, I'm thinking like, yo,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm drunk right now, I need to come down
Speaker 2: and I need to focus on what my bid is.
Speaker 3: But that's yeah. I was super like, we got to
Speaker 3: get these fucking next person, next person.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was so much fun.
Speaker 1: And then so that the show ends and it was amazing,
Speaker 1: like we're definitely gonna do more. That was a fucking blast.
Speaker 1: The tier ones that were there, like, holy shit, I know,
Speaker 1: it was the coolest fucking thing ever. It was for
Speaker 1: you guys to come in and be like so loving,
Speaker 1: so into with The energy was so fucking high the
Speaker 1: whole time, and you literally feel.
Speaker 3: Like it's like a feeling of like euphoria.
Speaker 1: You're like on stage, everyone's just fucking We're all just
Speaker 1: fucking mentally, you know what I'm saying. Our eyes, our bodies,
Speaker 1: our energies are just fucking each other, dude.
Speaker 3: And we had a blast. We had an absolute blast.
Speaker 3: Then we go back in the greenroom.
Speaker 2: I'm chilling.
Speaker 1: I'm having the best time ever right now. We're doing shots,
Speaker 1: hanging out. Everyone's joking and laughing and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: where's Will My man is like Eminem and eight Mile
Speaker 1: in the hallway. Bro, he had a little throw up,
Speaker 1: a little mom spaghetti on a sweater. He was nervous,
Speaker 1: but on the surface he was calm and ready to
Speaker 1: drop bombs. And he was on that thing over and
Speaker 1: over and over again.
Speaker 2: I go up to Will.
Speaker 1: I try to give him that little bit, and Will
Speaker 1: just looking at me and I'm like kind of butchering
Speaker 1: it because I'm getting a little tossed at that point,
Speaker 1: and he just goes Taylor leave me alone, man.
Speaker 2: Like straight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get the fuck away from me type of attitude.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, he's really in it.
Speaker 2: And I go in there and I'm like just having
Speaker 2: a ball.
Speaker 1: I had zero stress, but I'm but like in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm so hyped to watch We'll go up there. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be the coolest thing ever. Will's literally
Speaker 1: doing something that's like no one no one does, like
Speaker 1: people think about doing their whole life. People talk about, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I can't get a couple of minutes. Actually,
Speaker 1: back in the day, I wrote down a little bit,
Speaker 1: Well was about to do five minutes, and he fucking
Speaker 1: gets a pat crowd sold out, Like the fact that
Speaker 1: you were throwing up, Loki id be throwing up.
Speaker 2: I mean I was, I was nervous. Oh as hell,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think of like every line I had.
Speaker 2: That's why I was like out there in the hallway
Speaker 2: because I'm like, I gotta get away from like the stimulation,
Speaker 2: and I gotta just like dial in on all this
Speaker 2: stuff because my heart's starting to beat a lot faster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm really about to fucking go out there.
Speaker 2: You can't like grab the mic and hold it like
Speaker 2: you're kind of just like and you know how to
Speaker 2: you know the saying, ain't nobody coming to save you
Speaker 2: once you're out there, brother, you know it's you. It's
Speaker 2: you trying to like I'm about to use my words
Speaker 2: and trying to entertain people and make them laugh through
Speaker 2: like timing pauses, like isn't that a weird art age presence?
Speaker 2: And like and obviously everybody who goes up there like
Speaker 2: they want to be funny, and if you're not, you
Speaker 2: immediately like I was thinking to myself, like I'll start
Speaker 2: forgetting my jokes because oh people didn't laugh there. And
Speaker 2: now you're in your own head, not really in your
Speaker 2: own head, you're like having an outer body of experience,
Speaker 2: wondering what everybody's thinking of you. Type of thing like
Speaker 2: if you're not if you are bombing right, you gotta
Speaker 2: come up with like a bomb line. But after that,
Speaker 2: it's like, how do you get back on track if
Speaker 2: I do start fucking failing or these motherfuckers like don't
Speaker 2: bad at night anything I say, dude, It's just be
Speaker 2: one of those feelings like you get through it and
Speaker 2: get over and all that stuff, and it'd be funny
Speaker 2: content afterwards, but you know you you want to be
Speaker 2: like successful and stuff. Did you see you're light back there? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, bro.
Speaker 2: When I was in it, like I was just fucking
Speaker 2: hitn't And like Jackson, once you get like your first
Speaker 2: like ten words out, like when we went on stage
Speaker 2: and you start doing the four the boys shanting, you
Speaker 2: realize we're all there to have just a great time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then like you get one laugh in the
Speaker 3: in the stand, like when I was out there doing
Speaker 3: stand up.
Speaker 2: Once I got my first laugh and you just hear
Speaker 2: a couple of things down the crowd, You're just like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is fucking fun, dude. Like just then you start
Speaker 2: like catching like a rhythm. It was just cool man,
Speaker 2: which the last joke would have learned a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Should have probably nixed it, but I think it was
Speaker 2: fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: The thing is, he said five minutes. You're out there
Speaker 3: for like twelve thirteen minutes?
Speaker 5: Was it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 3: I thought it was like eight.
Speaker 2: It was like a good eight minutes.
Speaker 1: But the guy was like flashing his lit Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: I had you on live.
Speaker 3: I should have ended after the Deshaun Watson joke. Bro,
Speaker 3: that shit was funny as hell.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh, it was well, you had to go. Hey,
Speaker 1: you're when you first got up there, your energy was perfect.
Speaker 1: Really kind of came up there. You were walking around,
Speaker 1: you were like kind of looking at people, and I
Speaker 1: loved your interactional like you look at a guy and
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm talking about, And like, I
Speaker 1: bet that guy in his head was like, he I do,
Speaker 1: he's talking about what.
Speaker 2: He's talking about. It was it was so cool to
Speaker 2: see up there and you fucking did awesome. Thanks. It
Speaker 2: was just it was so good. You're gonna do it again?
Speaker 3: I kind of want to really, I kind of want
Speaker 3: to stand up.
Speaker 2: Really, you were hyping me up and stuff, and yeah, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: if you want to do this ultimate hype du dude,
Speaker 2: he's awesome he said burn Steve Burn, shout out Steve Burn, No,
Speaker 2: you shout out to the boy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, unbelievable. He's just so like, yeah, he's
Speaker 3: a hype man, dude.
Speaker 2: Afterwards, she's like, Yo, for your first time, blah blah
Speaker 2: this stuff, and you're kind of just like, I mean
Speaker 2: that was a great time. Yeah. It kind of makes
Speaker 2: you like want to do it again, makes you just
Speaker 2: want to do something because we had our live show
Speaker 2: and it's like, Yo, I think we got something with
Speaker 2: the live show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just fun, likes a light switch.
Speaker 2: Bros.
Speaker 1: Off were like when we did a live show, like
Speaker 1: a light switch when I for like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a whole nother thing.
Speaker 5: We just keep be doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just fun. Yeah. So when you're ready
Speaker 3: to retire, Hey, your.
Speaker 2: Boy love ball, you boy, love ball Boy, love Ball.
Speaker 3: It'll always be time to do the live shows and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The way, we'll go on tour next off season. Yeah
Speaker 3: that spring tour. Hey, that tour twenty twenty three. Now, hey,
Speaker 3: that twenty twenty three tour is gonna be fire.
Speaker 2: The spring. We can low key go on the spring
Speaker 2: tour and do Thursday or Friday in the college town Saturday.
Speaker 3: We could do a live show. Yeah, hey, like do
Speaker 3: ten schools?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe ten schools.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of fucking schools. That's a lot of
Speaker 3: traveling ten weeks, grinder, buddy, But we get done. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're you're.
Speaker 2: Playing ball and a lot of other stuff having and
Speaker 2: that stuff to do, and then you got to come
Speaker 2: back and do the pod.
Speaker 3: I know, people make it work and it happens. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, you'd be all right shows if we if we
Speaker 1: want to be the best, You're right, you gotta work
Speaker 1: leg you know what I'm saying. Yeah, there's no question.
Speaker 1: So ten at least.
Speaker 3: Should we get to our our our favorite news segment.
Speaker 1: I think we should get to our favorite news I
Speaker 1: love free shoutouts segment of the week outstanding times every
Speaker 1: single week.
Speaker 3: JP, JP, we need you.
Speaker 2: It's time.
Speaker 1: Ladies, Genan, It's time for shout out no free shotouts
Speaker 1: of the week presented by your name here, any opportunity
Speaker 1: you guys want your more than willing, more than willing,
Speaker 1: more than able to sponsor this pod the shout out
Speaker 1: no free Shadow of the Week. First up, as always,
Speaker 1: we go with our Hispanic friend Blas Fernandez.
Speaker 8: All Right, my shout out, no free shout out of
Speaker 8: the week. It goes to this leg brace I've been wearing.
Speaker 8: I think I've worn it out pretty pretty tough. I
Speaker 8: have surgery on Thursday, and I've absolutely pushed this thing
Speaker 8: to the limit. I've disregarded all medical advice and have
Speaker 8: pushed it to the limit. The fact that it's still
Speaker 8: put together, I'm gonna go ahead and shout it out.
Speaker 1: That's a that's an amazing thing about modern technology. Broa
Speaker 1: your local surgery for real. Also, maybe you should listen
Speaker 1: to a couple of things that the doctors are saying
Speaker 1: right like you wanna you want to go on that
Speaker 1: trampoline park again, Like when you're fully healed, that should
Speaker 1: be your first stop. Is that trampoline part to show
Speaker 1: him what's what? Like that shit can't keep you down?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think have the same basketball.
Speaker 1: And then loud dude, slow mo dude, and you fucking
Speaker 1: dam that thing down, your three sixty windmill dunks, whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck you were lying about.
Speaker 5: Go do that ship.
Speaker 2: Go do that ship. Boss was in a layup on
Speaker 2: the trampoline, no doubt. What do you got JP.
Speaker 3: My shout out, no free shout.
Speaker 9: Out of the week goes to, uh, last night, we
Speaker 9: kind of had a pretty big night, big night, big night,
Speaker 9: and so I get at home late at night, I'm
Speaker 9: looking on the weather app praying that we will see
Speaker 9: some rain for today. So my shout out, no free
Speaker 9: shoutout goes to rain rainy days after a big night out.
Speaker 3: Oh I love it, Hit, I don't have any phone.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not missing on nothing exactly. It's okay to
Speaker 3: be inside. It's okay to be inside. Tho are the
Speaker 3: only times that you want rain? Exactly?
Speaker 2: God, I love it, dude. You always come correct. I see,
Speaker 2: I tells you we're gonna pull some shit out of
Speaker 2: your heat.
Speaker 3: Hey that was nice, dude, you were thinking out there
Speaker 3: for real. Kay, City didn't have one jack, What do
Speaker 3: you got ball?
Speaker 2: Complete opposite of what we had yesterday.
Speaker 4: But my shoutout no free start of the week goes
Speaker 4: to lazy sundays, one where you truly earn it, though
Speaker 4: not like a hungover lazy sunday, like one where you've
Speaker 4: been grinding for months and you just know that you
Speaker 4: can do nothing for twelve hours And now I feel
Speaker 4: one bit of remorse about it.
Speaker 2: You just know you earned it.
Speaker 3: I with that's so heavy, man, and.
Speaker 4: I think all of us in this bus have earned
Speaker 4: one of those coming up at some point. So I uh,
Speaker 4: I'm hoping to find that in my future. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: not next week, maybe it's not the week after, but
Speaker 4: sooner or later we'll find one.
Speaker 2: It goes from from being honest Moon when this show
Speaker 2: just starts, he's like, I'm looking for that lazy ass.
Speaker 1: I'm looking to do fucking nothing, dude, I will. Besides
Speaker 1: the last part, d I might agree one hundred percent
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 5: I'm all.
Speaker 2: I am all about remorse. Like when you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing nothing right, like I don't care what me
Speaker 2: what to do? Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 1: I do think a lazy after you've been grinding your
Speaker 1: fucking ass off, there is not a better feeling. Not
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what's a tough feeling though, is
Speaker 1: that next Monday you're like, damn, I kind of want
Speaker 1: to be lazy again.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: What it is, Yeah, don't get complacent, take the twelve
Speaker 4: hours and then bounce back, and it's do grind.
Speaker 3: I love that, dude, I fucking baby what you got.
Speaker 7: I'm about to add on to all of those because
Speaker 7: I'm about to shout out my bed.
Speaker 2: Oh, the voice are tired, boys are tired. I have
Speaker 2: a voice.
Speaker 3: I have a fairly new mattress and that ship filled fire.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, can I tell you? Can I can I
Speaker 3: give you some advice?
Speaker 2: Love one?
Speaker 3: I'll ask first, do you what kind of sheets you
Speaker 3: got on that bed? I don't even I don't even know. Hey,
Speaker 3: they're nice?
Speaker 2: Hey, can I please offer advice to go get yourself
Speaker 2: a set of bamboo sheets?
Speaker 3: Oh the cooling, so fucking good cooling?
Speaker 2: That't you so good? Yes?
Speaker 3: Bamboo sheets.
Speaker 2: Bro, you never get that little, that little like ball
Speaker 2: feeling like on the sheets after they get a little
Speaker 2: worn down.
Speaker 3: They are so nice they make it feel good safe.
Speaker 5: I think my comforter is I think my comforter.
Speaker 3: Is that get some sheets. I'm talking about what you're
Speaker 3: laying on too?
Speaker 5: How much am I looking at?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe maybe maybe we'll give them for you.
Speaker 1: Hey, you heard it here first click that Yeah, the
Speaker 1: bamboosheets change. He heard he heard. Maybe we'll get them
Speaker 1: there for you and me? One of them waters Bob yeah,
Speaker 1: appreciate you.
Speaker 2: But hey, I'm telling you and everybody listening to bamboo
Speaker 2: sheets change your fucking life.
Speaker 3: No question about it. Shout out the bed on a
Speaker 3: lazy Sunday.
Speaker 2: Oh for real, Yeah, we're all about them. Jesus sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah told no, no, you said, you said. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: why everybody went, Oh what you meant by right now?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You want to go?
Speaker 3: You want to go? You want me to go? My
Speaker 3: shot out, my shoutout, no free shot out of the
Speaker 3: week goes to the Farmer's Market.
Speaker 2: When we were texting about it that day, I thought,
Speaker 2: in my head I wanted to text I got my
Speaker 2: shot out, no free shot out, But then I didn't
Speaker 2: want to text because I'm like, maybe you wanted it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? That was gonna be mine.
Speaker 2: But Farmer's Market. Going to the Farmer's Market on a
Speaker 2: Saturday morning is truly an all time vibe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't get to go this past week.
Speaker 2: Taylor extended an invite, and that's when I started getting
Speaker 2: in my head, like, oh, Farmer's Market season, not that
Speaker 2: there's all of it, it stops Ramsey. I think it's
Speaker 2: kind of like all year round, but There's nothing better
Speaker 2: than going to a farmer's market on a Saturday, picking
Speaker 2: you out a cut of meat, a cut of steak,
Speaker 2: maybe some veggies, a little coffee standing there, some of
Speaker 2: the food trucks that pull up. What's that one food
Speaker 2: truck down on the Franklin Farmers Farmia, California. Bro Tho.
Speaker 1: They've got breakfast Braito too. Really yeah, they have a
Speaker 1: fire breakfast spirital. But the Franklin Farmer's market specifically is
Speaker 1: a great one. There's also one in Germantown, right, I've
Speaker 1: went to that one. There's one in Germantown that's really
Speaker 1: good and they have a great little food area in
Speaker 1: the back too. It's nice bro Farmers marking pizza, they
Speaker 1: got h Greek, they got ice cream, they got all
Speaker 1: It's a great way making spot out there.
Speaker 2: They have fire chicken too. Fire A great way to
Speaker 2: spend a Saturday morning with anybody, your family, you have
Speaker 2: a family day, friends in town, whatever. It's just a
Speaker 2: great time too. That's my shoutout, know for shout out
Speaker 2: of the week farmer's market that wasn't really that was
Speaker 2: an outstanding one.
Speaker 1: That one is pretty close to what mine was, but
Speaker 1: it's not quite the same, because these ones are just
Speaker 1: like the farmers' markets, but they don't come around every
Speaker 1: single weekend, and that is something. What's that, govals my
Speaker 1: shadow out know if your shadowt of the week is carnivals, festivals,
Speaker 1: county fairs. Those things that pop up right when springtime hits.
Speaker 1: That's summer piece that warm warms you up. The funnel cakes,
Speaker 1: the meats on a stick type vibe, the big giant
Speaker 1: half feet and turkey legs.
Speaker 3: You get to go gobble up all every once in
Speaker 3: a while, animal for no goddamn reasons, for no.
Speaker 1: Reason, and it's just gross and yucky and probably have
Speaker 1: some sort of flea on it that do something, almost
Speaker 1: get fleas. It is so nice, it's so fun. You're
Speaker 1: guaranteed to get tetnus and it's an amazing fucking time.
Speaker 1: It's great, dude, I fucking love them. I went to
Speaker 1: the Franklin What was the place, JP, what's it going Franklin.
Speaker 2: Franklin Street Festival.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think it was a Franklin market. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Franklin main Street Festival. That's correct. Yeah, it was right
Speaker 1: in the middle of town. They shut down the main
Speaker 1: streets of Franklin. For those of you who haven't been
Speaker 1: to Franklin, Tennessee, it's such a gorgeous town. It's cute,
Speaker 1: it's durable, it's fun, it's loving, it's everything and more.
Speaker 1: It snuggles you up like a little blanket, dude, and
Speaker 1: then the whole place is shut down. They had like
Speaker 1: pamboos sheets, and they had these stands where you can
Speaker 1: get all the beer, different kinds of beers you wanted.
Speaker 1: They had a stage where little kids were tap dancing.
Speaker 1: That shit kind of weird to me out a little bit,
Speaker 1: but like it's kind of part like part of like
Speaker 1: the vibe. And then they had a bunch of food
Speaker 1: trucks hanging out. And then one little fucking Texas Meet
Speaker 1: on a stick, dude, And I walked by it and
Speaker 1: I said, I'm coming back for you.
Speaker 3: I looked it.
Speaker 1: I looked at that place right in the eye, and
Speaker 1: I said it was Buffalo Bill's Texas Meeting on a stick.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm coming back for you.
Speaker 1: So we go down and my kids are hot, they're sweaty,
Speaker 1: they're ready to leave, and they're like complaining, and I
Speaker 1: was like we should really go, And I was like,
Speaker 1: we'll go after we walk all the way across and
Speaker 1: go get and I got one. So my shout out
Speaker 1: no free shot of the week is seasonal festivals.
Speaker 2: I suppose that's awesome. I love that and that little
Speaker 2: like and it's funny too, like all the games that
Speaker 2: are at like carnivals and shit like that, you get
Speaker 2: a little nervous. You're like, all right, I'm a man.
Speaker 2: My masculinity's about to be tested right now.
Speaker 3: And the guys would work it.
Speaker 4: They will shit on you if you're not or if
Speaker 4: you don't put down enough money, they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 4: you don't got it, your girl like and he'll be like,
Speaker 4: you want to go home with this guy who's actually
Speaker 4: went in prizes, no doubt. You feel like a less
Speaker 4: of a man.
Speaker 1: And that was a quick way to lose a girl, absolutely,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Or get one if you
Speaker 1: got the armstring. Yeah, let's go, homie.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 3: That was an awesome shout out no free shutout Shot
Speaker 3: of the Week segment. Uh this week? Okay, so listen,
Speaker 3: we already said we've done eleven pods and eight days.
Speaker 5: Who we run this week?
Speaker 2: Shane Baby Baby I Shane came on and he'll hear
Speaker 2: all all of the stuff.
Speaker 1: Obviously on this on this episode coming up, Shane came
Speaker 1: on and was fucking hilarious, had a great time. We
Speaker 1: get done, he starts questioning himself like, you guys, how
Speaker 1: funny is this and then proceeds to ship on us
Speaker 1: for the next two days via text, Yeah, coming at us.
Speaker 3: He's a funny camera. I think he's hilarious. How funny
Speaker 3: is this YouTube?
Speaker 2: I know you went on?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I started following. I love his skits. I
Speaker 3: would love to be a part of the skits. I
Speaker 3: love to do those skits.
Speaker 1: But Shane was amazing. You guys should really enjoy us.
Speaker 1: We talk about his time as four days at SNL.
Speaker 1: We talk about his comedy career, We talk about his skits.
Speaker 1: We just talked about light Fall, Notre Dame, Michigan football,
Speaker 1: talk about all that stuff.
Speaker 3: It is unlie, anything you want to get in front of.
Speaker 2: Is there something I should be thinking of?
Speaker 3: Oh don't do that.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm just saying there anything in front of the
Speaker 1: anxiety police. Dude, you're fucking it's a little scorpion right there,
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Speaker 5: What what is it?
Speaker 3: What shame was busting your balls about?
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Speaker 1: Fake news, he said, I was saying racial stuff, which
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Speaker 3: I just want you guys to know. I read that
Speaker 3: before and it still didn't go.
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Speaker 1: That's how bad the boys hurting this morning. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on with me, but hey, I did
Speaker 1: speak on my things and that was really special.
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Speaker 3: he had a gun on him, you would have been
Speaker 3: dead for real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shane saw the look.
Speaker 5: Yeah, give it to me.
Speaker 1: A lot of hostility in the I know, but really
Speaker 1: it is all because Will was a newborn baby.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm cool.
Speaker 5: I had great sleep last night, especially it's all someone
Speaker 5: else's fault.
Speaker 2: Actually, I've had bad sleep.
Speaker 1: I've had bad sleep the last two nights because I've
Speaker 1: been quitting zins and it's fucking dude. I've quit uh,
Speaker 1: I've quit DIP, I've quit cigarettes. I after my a
Speaker 1: cl I quit pills. You smoke cigarettes? Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: I knew you did the whole like pick them up
Speaker 1: off the ground. You're like nice to smoke cigarettes like
Speaker 1: my rookie year, but like the league, what.
Speaker 5: I know, was it just drinking or were you?
Speaker 2: I would like have a.
Speaker 1: Pack sitting there in the front pocket type of smoking
Speaker 1: cool though.
Speaker 2: There's nothing cooler than pulling in a vape. It's just
Speaker 2: the douche flu.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think that looks too nice, But I quit all that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: what's that you're taking shots of? Very Ravee smokes them
Speaker 1: heaters too. You go and look at a center console
Speaker 1: who's always got a pack of Marblow's right sitting there.
Speaker 1: He played a camel crush. Guys walk though, he walks
Speaker 1: around that jewel you see that fix. But the reason
Speaker 1: why I was saying all this is because I've quit
Speaker 1: like all these things, and this nicotine zen thing has
Speaker 1: like controlled me, Like my wife will say something to
Speaker 1: me and and it's like the super hummus, Hey baby,
Speaker 1: can you clean that dish? And I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 1: if I can get away with murder today. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, it's ship like that.
Speaker 2: It's just cray.
Speaker 1: I'm not not even seventy two hours in, and it's
Speaker 1: fucking tough.
Speaker 2: It's tough, but I feel way better than I did.
Speaker 1: The first day was the hardest, yesterday was tough, and
Speaker 1: then today's like been the easiest. But I just feel
Speaker 1: like someone's missing my life. You know what I'm saying, You're.
Speaker 2: Not the guy I want to hang out with.
Speaker 8: Dude.
Speaker 5: I ran out before I came, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 5: I think, Jackie NonStop?
Speaker 2: Do you have sins on you? I pulled to the
Speaker 2: gas station. They got like a Zin challenge that's going on.
Speaker 2: Do you know that there's like a Zen challenge?
Speaker 3: No one could beat me in his in challenge today
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 2: Looking for.
Speaker 3: By the way, we couldn't. Are these not ice cold? No,
Speaker 3: they're not at all not ice cold?
Speaker 2: Bro. I go to do not what's the what's the
Speaker 2: main road we get off of we exit, it's what's
Speaker 2: the main Nolansville Pike, Nolan'sville Pike X on off of
Speaker 2: Nolan'sville Pike. Do not go there?
Speaker 3: Oh listening, you're driving around Nastale right now.
Speaker 2: Do not go to you a right or left on
Speaker 2: the way out of here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this road, you go right down the road.
Speaker 1: So as if you go on the highway like to no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like toward shrike.
Speaker 2: Uh out, Wing's the best wings in Nashville, but do
Speaker 2: not go to exceon off fucking Nolansville, Pike.
Speaker 3: I go in, Bro, and I'm like, I was on
Speaker 3: the phone with you limited Sleepless Night. It was a grinder.
Speaker 3: It was it was I'm a little on this.
Speaker 1: Your energy's affecting the entire box in here. He's like,
Speaker 1: how do I get out of the Exxon dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you made a.
Speaker 3: Movie about that anyway. Mark Wahlberg was in it, right,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers are snakes now like that? Yeah? But uh. I
Speaker 2: walk in and I'm like, this is like I'm driving
Speaker 2: over the pot. I'm like, all right, I get to
Speaker 2: get out, go do a podcast with the boys. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get I get to leave my child at home.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give me an ice cold liquid death. I
Speaker 2: don't even even on the phone with Taylor. You. I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta do something for somebody else.
Speaker 3: My hate Taylor.
Speaker 2: What do you want? He's like, I'll take a huge
Speaker 2: smart water so I get the smart water surprise. I
Speaker 2: reached down there, Bro, and everything in their fridge is
Speaker 2: fucking warm. How you're drinking it like, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: be if you're gonna be a fucking gas station, you
Speaker 2: gotta be on top of your ship.
Speaker 5: Should have raged you.
Speaker 2: One of those things where I grabbed the first one,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, maybe they just put these in there.
Speaker 2: So I'm reaching in the back and they're all fucking
Speaker 2: like that, and there's there wasn't nobody. There wasn't nobody
Speaker 2: in there, like it's not like it was a busy one.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, hey, we got to restock, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. No, I didn't say nothing. I said,
Speaker 2: I'll just get this. He a you go to the dude,
Speaker 2: I do say, shit, it wasn't that dude's fault, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? No, but it is.
Speaker 3: It's not his fault.
Speaker 2: He's he was he was working. He looked like he
Speaker 2: was not enjoying himself. So I said, hey, man, how's
Speaker 2: your digging. He's like, oh, it's all good.
Speaker 3: So when you say when you if you're on a
Speaker 3: gas station, you gotta be on your ship. He's the cashier.
Speaker 2: Oh he's you know, they got a stock boy back there,
Speaker 2: and it's like and then after I felt all of them,
Speaker 2: I was reaching in and then I held my hand
Speaker 2: there for five seconds just to feel the air, and
Speaker 2: I was say.
Speaker 5: Yo, this fridge is not cold. Oh the fridge was down.
Speaker 2: The fridge was down, So it's the electrician's fault.
Speaker 3: I don't know whose fault it is, but that shit
Speaker 3: really pissed me off.
Speaker 2: And then I'm driving and I go to take a
Speaker 2: left to come to the bus, and a motherfucker bro.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how people don't get to get out
Speaker 2: in the get out in the middle a little bit
Speaker 2: to turn left when the lights could have turned red.
Speaker 3: That is the most annoying ship.
Speaker 1: They stayed behind the line and then it turns red
Speaker 1: and they don't even go.
Speaker 2: It's yellow and fucking they could have went bro and
Speaker 2: they just sit there. I was so fucking mad. I
Speaker 2: gave a hunk. And then you know how you do
Speaker 2: one of the things where you're not gonna do nothing,
Speaker 2: but you're staring, and then when you drive next to him,
Speaker 2: you drive by, you kind of do one of those
Speaker 2: fucking like yeah, I'll look, I'll stare you down, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah bitch, and then turn left into the bus.
Speaker 5: Holy shit, dude, you're unhinged hinge.
Speaker 2: And then oh, no, he got the unloading truck. Dude,
Speaker 2: our parking lot is like, if you have an unloading truck,
Speaker 2: fucking bring it in our parking lot and just use
Speaker 2: up all our fucking spaces. Because I never seen him
Speaker 2: as mad like this. I couldn't even park in our
Speaker 2: parking lot because everybody was unload ship next door. I
Speaker 2: know the dude next door. I think he's a fan
Speaker 2: of the bus. Like, if you're listening, like you get
Speaker 2: those fucking trucks out of our parking lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you have a get a gun. You can
Speaker 5: change a lot of people's minds right now. They're respecting you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, just snowballs, like everyone's happening to you.
Speaker 2: Like just I'm like, yeah, I gotta come in here.
Speaker 3: I gotta see the.
Speaker 2: Boy that choke out. I did piss you off? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: bo key.
Speaker 1: When Shane first walked in, I didn't know his him,
Speaker 1: and he just kind of I'm not looking at his bio,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, is this dude into And it's
Speaker 1: like an observational humor, black humor, uh shot humor all
Speaker 1: this ship, And so me and Bloss start talking about
Speaker 1: like like racist ship that bothers you, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: if I hear the animal, that shit bothers me a lot.
Speaker 2: No, no conversation. I hear the door open, and I'm
Speaker 2: like literally.
Speaker 1: Having discoveragon with Jack and bloss and Blosses like Buss
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, like like a Mexican shit doesn't bother me,
Speaker 1: but if you say cracker and so you can't say that.
Speaker 1: So me and Boss are arguing about saying the word cracker,
Speaker 1: and then we're also both agreeing that Mexican.
Speaker 5: Racist shit doesn't bother either of us. She's like, hello
Speaker 5: and the ship.
Speaker 2: I look back and I got the neck doing one
Speaker 2: of these.
Speaker 1: And I'm like the fucking delivery drivers who asked him
Speaker 1: my head, does the N word bother you? Still not
Speaker 1: knowing it's him, did you.
Speaker 2: Say like nah, I love that ship? No bus, dude.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I thought you might be doing a podcast when I
Speaker 5: walked there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Then you start to be like staying the nwhere and
Speaker 5: I was like, there's no way this.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: I was like, what's up, everybody.
Speaker 2: Something to do? That's so funny.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. When I heard it.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, I'm so uncomfortable right now. I'm
Speaker 2: coming right now. Bro, oh walk in the bus with
Speaker 2: the boys. Yeah, yeah, presented by Chevy dude. You know,
Speaker 2: only that whole thing. We just want to like the
Speaker 2: whole you coming in because you're a phenomenal like.
Speaker 3: You do skits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and those ships are hilarious, bro.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that right there is a good skit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be a solid skin.
Speaker 3: You should reenact that entire.
Speaker 2: Skip right now.
Speaker 10: But I don't know if you should say it this time.
Speaker 10: I wouldn't say it this time because you can get
Speaker 10: in trouble on having.
Speaker 2: A hard time.
Speaker 3: We got a real comedian, all.
Speaker 8: Know.
Speaker 1: I'm go in the locker room and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like a fucking bunch of bats and have been looking
Speaker 1: at me, so you like to say the N word?
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 1: Like like that?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck man, that would have.
Speaker 1: Been a funny ass skip. But it's like you you
Speaker 1: were almost on Saturday Night Live. You're almost goodding.
Speaker 2: It was almost over four days you were there, right
Speaker 2: and then you I mean you got canceled.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got canceled.
Speaker 3: Is that a real thing? Not being canceled back?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: You got fired? But what was it over?
Speaker 1: No, No, before you, before you, before you go to that, Oh,
Speaker 1: talk to us about the process of like going on SNL,
Speaker 1: Like what is it like to like how do you
Speaker 1: even get a writing job for that?
Speaker 10: No, it wasn't I think when I was younger, but
Speaker 10: then yeah, I got older and I was like, I'll
Speaker 10: never be on it. I'm a comedian. I do stand up.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna you know, you've seen the show lately. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: so it's a little what something and uh no, I
Speaker 10: like a lot of the people that work there, I don't.
Speaker 10: I try not to trash it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So I moved to New York and all of a sudden,
Speaker 10: I get my agents were like, do you want to
Speaker 10: audition to be a writer on SNL? And I was like, no,
Speaker 10: I don't want to be a writer. Yeah, you want
Speaker 10: to be honest, Well, I'm not going to go right.
Speaker 10: If I wrote a joke and somebody else told it,
Speaker 10: I'd be like, fuck, everybody likes that guy, I'm the
Speaker 10: one who's funny.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 10: I'm a psycho. But then then they were like, all right,
Speaker 10: here's a writer's back. So you feel like you're supposed
Speaker 10: to a writer's back, and I don't know if you
Speaker 10: guys know that. It's just like here, right, five sketches,
Speaker 10: do all this and then they can keep it. By
Speaker 10: the way, they cannot hire you, they don't have the right,
Speaker 10: and they can still usually yeah, yeah, I believe that's true.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of that happening to somebody?
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's been a.
Speaker 2: Couple sketchy business out there.
Speaker 10: It is no punt. Yeah, but then my agents, I
Speaker 10: still got it. Yeah, I didn't do the writing packet.
Speaker 10: I was like, I'm not going to be a writer.
Speaker 10: And then they were like, do you want to audition,
Speaker 10: just straight on the main stage audition, and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: for sure, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: And I did the audition and they're like, you got
Speaker 5: it out. What the are we doing right now?
Speaker 2: He said, oh man, oh you didn't get that. You
Speaker 2: made that joke. No, I'm thinking it's just a sketchy business.
Speaker 2: Tell the story. Like talking back and forth. I'm like,
Speaker 2: just keep a fucking second. Where God, we're way better
Speaker 2: than this.
Speaker 1: Usually this is great. I don't feel like you're telling
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 2: And that's okay.
Speaker 5: I'm having a blast, yeah.
Speaker 1: Telling me He's not having fun enough to really believes you.
Speaker 2: Finally, you know what, the.
Speaker 1: Fuckers so they asked you to go They asked you
Speaker 1: to go on stage. Is the main stage that SNL like.
Speaker 2: The Real Life Modelogue part?
Speaker 10: Yeah, holy shit, that was scary. I bet it was empty.
Speaker 10: The room's empty. So you go up there by yourself?
Speaker 3: How many people are? Like eight eight people at a
Speaker 3: table watching and correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But I've been told that when you go up there,
Speaker 1: it's like a known thing that they're not going to
Speaker 1: laugh at anything you say.
Speaker 5: That's what I was told. And then the first joke
Speaker 5: they laughed and I was like, oh shit, this is great.
Speaker 3: I'm killing it right now.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: I got done and that like within a couple of days,
Speaker 10: they're like, we're hiring you. And then a couple of
Speaker 10: days later they're like, we want you to not be
Speaker 10: a writer. We want you on the cast this year,
Speaker 10: which started in like two weeks. Oh no shit, It's like, Yo,
Speaker 10: this is crazy. It was like the first time I
Speaker 10: was able to call my parents and be like, shit's
Speaker 10: do you know what this is Like? Normally it's like
Speaker 10: I'm going on the road they're like, who cares. Finally
Speaker 10: I was like snl. The American parents would yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: like you're a loser, and uh yeah then this it
Speaker 10: is funny because I got in trouble for using a
Speaker 10: racial slur against Asians.
Speaker 5: My bad.
Speaker 2: Something in an armor was an armor, right, the weak
Speaker 2: point of an armor.
Speaker 5: The weak point of the armor. And I was I
Speaker 5: said it as a joke. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I would never like genuinely be on a podcast saying that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wild, what that word?
Speaker 5: Yeah, remember what you said earlier?
Speaker 3: Actually did uncomfortable smile.
Speaker 2: My eyes are all sad, you know that type of thing.
Speaker 1: I'm tough anyway, stories, Yeah, that's it. So you that
Speaker 1: came out you said that word. Yes, how did they
Speaker 1: find out that you said the word? If you didn't
Speaker 1: go on the podcast? It was it wasn't on podcast
Speaker 1: the word you're actually documented. Yes, I know the word.
Speaker 1: There's literally an armor. Like if I say, if it's
Speaker 1: a chink of an armor, the chink in the armor
Speaker 1: got you.
Speaker 3: It's a word. You don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: That's that's yeah, that's what it was. You're fine, you
Speaker 5: didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2: If I am I want to go on SNL. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. You explained it fine, used in
Speaker 2: the sentence different like you're talking about yeah, different times.
Speaker 3: Then a chink in the armor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, cool. I feel safe for now. It's
Speaker 3: like two of us doing it.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I'm already dead.
Speaker 5: Now you guys have it.
Speaker 10: But yeah, it was funny because my agent called me.
Speaker 10: I was on my way to go do stand up
Speaker 10: that night, and I was like, this is gonna be
Speaker 10: the sickest night. All my friends are out, everybody knows
Speaker 10: I'm getting on SNL. I get on the train to
Speaker 10: go into the city and I get a call that
Speaker 10: was like, did you say that way? I was like no,
Speaker 10: I would never say that. Then I get to a
Speaker 10: next stop where you lose service on the subway. Next stop,
Speaker 10: she's like, here's a video of you saying it. It's
Speaker 10: just my face, Like.
Speaker 2: It is a close up on my face. What do
Speaker 2: you lost service? Between conversations one and two?
Speaker 3: Anxiety attack getting worse like.
Speaker 5: All that with him.
Speaker 3: I'm sure was it used in a different context, No.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 10: I used it racially, but it was a bad joke.
Speaker 10: It was look I'm not saying I shouldn't have been fired.
Speaker 10: I've never denied that, but yeah, it was just it
Speaker 10: was that, and then there was like a million tweets
Speaker 10: and then by the end of.
Speaker 3: The night it was you did or a million tweets
Speaker 3: about what.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Then it all blew up and then your name
Speaker 5: was going viral. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was number one on Twitter for like three days.
Speaker 1: I was destroyed. Yeah, it was bad. I did issue an.
Speaker 10: Apology statement like well l lawyers or NBC tried to
Speaker 10: write it, and I was like, I'm not saying that's
Speaker 10: what did NBC say? Some shit like this is you
Speaker 10: can see him now? They use them for like Fallon
Speaker 10: and whoever gets in trouble, like when he was doing
Speaker 10: black face. It was basically the apology I was supposed
Speaker 10: to give.
Speaker 2: When did Fallon do black face done?
Speaker 3: I mean the.
Speaker 5: Kimmel did it?
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 5: No they did. I think found did it on SNL
Speaker 5: as Chris Rock, which was it was funny hey or not?
Speaker 1: It's like the number one thing you don't do, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure that is.
Speaker 2: He did it.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you.
Speaker 1: Know what's funny too if somebody wrote that skit and
Speaker 1: it might not even have been Jimmy that wrote that.
Speaker 3: Definitely not you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: Probably he just does a good Chris Rock impression, so
Speaker 10: they're like, we'll do that, and he probably got there
Speaker 10: and they're like put this on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, all right, it's super uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: What year was that that happened? Came hitting the fucking
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, DUDEO, who's the guy from a
Speaker 2: bloss You're good for asking that, Like, I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not jumping in those waters at all.
Speaker 5: Why is that bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Bloss our Hispanic employee that he asked why that was bad?
Speaker 1: I get it because of Jim Jim crow laws, right
Speaker 1: or what it was.
Speaker 2: It was back in the day when.
Speaker 3: They used to do listen the minstrel shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was, right, and the white people
Speaker 2: go on.
Speaker 1: They would do blackface and they would act like they
Speaker 1: were less than or whatnot, a small or stupid and
Speaker 1: then once uh, you know, like slavery kind of stopped.
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to like, you know, I'm white navigating it.
Speaker 2: I'm in some fucking waters right now. Anyway. You can't
Speaker 2: do that ship anymore. So I don't know why they
Speaker 2: did that anyway, football? So would you play football?
Speaker 3: Wait, so you had to issue an apology?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can go back to that. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 10: Well the apology was kind of I don't know, it
Speaker 10: was like half assed a little. I was like, I'm
Speaker 10: sorry to anybody who actually got offended, because I don't
Speaker 10: think anybody.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's the lame thing. I actually would rather
Speaker 5: not revisit it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to talk about it, you don't
Speaker 1: have to say. I thought he was bringing up my apology.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's not read this.
Speaker 3: We don't got to read what is it?
Speaker 2: What is this right here? We don't got to know this.
Speaker 10: This is a bot, this is there's these articles I
Speaker 10: can he does not see anything wrong with his racist comments, So.
Speaker 3: We get rid of that, Jackie, you can probably deep waters.
Speaker 2: Look, there's not a lot on there, so if you.
Speaker 1: H so once you issued an apology, then what happened
Speaker 1: from there?
Speaker 5: They and I was like trying to keep me at
Speaker 5: least one. Michael's seemed to be.
Speaker 1: Who's like the man, Yeah, He's like, you canna be alright,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be all right?
Speaker 5: And I was like I don't. I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look good.
Speaker 10: Yeah, good, And then he was like, let's hope if
Speaker 10: we can get through the weekend, the news will stop.
Speaker 10: Hopefully by Monday we're good. And then by Monday that's
Speaker 10: when I got fired. They tried to get through it.
Speaker 10: They're like, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2: Really. I was like, that's I had a feeling. So
Speaker 2: how how'd that feel when you finally got that call?
Speaker 2: Did you you already knew it was gonna happen.
Speaker 5: That I got in trouble.
Speaker 2: I was like, uh.
Speaker 10: No, no, it was just weird. It was surreal. I
Speaker 10: was like totally out of it, more angry than I
Speaker 10: wasn't even angry. I was just like this is fucking insane,
Speaker 10: Like every second of it. I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: It's one of those things where you're like you understand it.
Speaker 2: At the same time it's like why yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: looking like world coming on top of me, Like yes about.
Speaker 5: It exactly, Like I understood you get fired for saying
Speaker 5: ship like that, but you know why.
Speaker 2: I understood the rules, But why.
Speaker 1: Do we have this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was the hard part And what was.
Speaker 3: Your pivot after that?
Speaker 5: I just kept doing stand up.
Speaker 3: So it's just been stand up right and skits right
Speaker 3: and stand up.
Speaker 5: Making my own sketches, made my own special ship.
Speaker 3: Dude, those things are funny. I'll get lost on your Instagram.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: When I first heard about you, who was a frond?
Speaker 3: Was it was it KFC?
Speaker 2: Probably he was KFC And I get on your Instagram
Speaker 2: right away and I'm just like watching all this man
Speaker 2: bro and those ship.
Speaker 3: Those things are hilarious.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You guys are listening. Go fall. Shane Gillis on the
Speaker 3: intram It is worth your Keeves on YouTube, Gillian Key.
Speaker 2: I was looking at stuff and I'm like, Yo, Taylor.
Speaker 2: I was thinking to myself, Taylor would love this, dude,
Speaker 2: because Taylor's always one. He's one enough to do. I
Speaker 2: love it, like like fun like bad acting and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I think that would be so fun, dude,
Speaker 2: like funny ones. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm all about that. Yeah yeah, So what what's your
Speaker 3: process like when you do that? When you go to write.
Speaker 10: My friend McKeever, he's like the one who can write.
Speaker 10: I can't write like he can. Yeah yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 10: can write like full scripts all that. I can give
Speaker 10: him an idea like this would be a funny idea.
Speaker 10: Can he can sit there and fucking write them ount
Speaker 10: and then we just go make it easy?
Speaker 2: That's awesome. How do you do that? Though?
Speaker 3: Like, is everybody in the room like, are they like
Speaker 3: actors too?
Speaker 10: Or I mean most of the people in our sketches
Speaker 10: are just comedians from Philly, but we do have We
Speaker 10: had like a real production crew, like that was exped
Speaker 10: that was like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to
Speaker 10: make all really yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: There's ones where you're like in armor and sitting at
Speaker 3: the dinner.
Speaker 2: Table like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta wash this shit. They're funny, bro.
Speaker 2: But I start to think, like, if you're coming up
Speaker 2: with those things, like you just corral, like you know,
Speaker 2: if it feels all the boys, you just come and
Speaker 2: you tell us the idea and how we're going to
Speaker 2: act it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. I mean you would get it at
Speaker 5: script email too.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what if somebody's like, what if
Speaker 3: somebody's like, oh, I think I would read them show
Speaker 3: up and I'm like, all right, this is funny, no doubt.
Speaker 3: What if somebody was like, oh, I think this would
Speaker 3: be funny if I did this. Yeah, we do it
Speaker 3: on the spot. Yeah, you film a bunch.
Speaker 10: You can just film a bunch of different whatever you
Speaker 10: would say there, and then you just go edit it.
Speaker 10: Don John's a beast at editing. He sits down, He's like,
Speaker 10: this is how it's the funniest. Yeah, you can say
Speaker 10: like ten different lines, Gody, We'll keep that all different
Speaker 10: stuff like real filming. Yeah, no, that's just I think
Speaker 10: that would be so fun.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 10: It is really funn I think we're gonna starting a
Speaker 10: lot of laughs too. Yeah, like so fun The outtakes
Speaker 10: for the best part because we're all friends. So it's
Speaker 10: just it's like, yo, say this, say that, like you're
Speaker 10: behind the carrray like say this, and then they'll say
Speaker 10: it's like, yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 5: Feel like that didn't work, which is even funnier.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, when you just kind of bombed for a second,
Speaker 1: anyone's kind of laugh like being low key uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you, uh, for how long after this whole SNL
Speaker 1: thing did you said I'm gonna start doing that you
Speaker 1: went back to comedy.
Speaker 5: I think that took like a year maybe, Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: been like three years. Almost now.
Speaker 1: Is there is there ever a world do you think
Speaker 1: happens where like this whole you saying what you said
Speaker 1: and then people getting over it and then you're.
Speaker 3: Going back to SNL Like I don't think I'll go back.
Speaker 3: This all came to you and was like, hey, we
Speaker 3: would love to have you back.
Speaker 5: We know this accisode doing pretty good right now?
Speaker 3: Oh pretty good?
Speaker 2: You are pretty old? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know the SNL salary.
Speaker 3: Oh really, they not make banks like that?
Speaker 10: Well, see how they make bank is like movies and
Speaker 10: TV shows they get no, but just SNL thow what
Speaker 10: is that?
Speaker 2: Texas?
Speaker 10: Don't I don't know, you get like I think your
Speaker 10: first year you probably get like one hundred and twenty thousand.
Speaker 3: I think, I mean yeah, but also that's in New York.
Speaker 5: They fired, yeah, fired man. Yeah, it goes up after
Speaker 5: each year.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The guys that have been there forever, they're making a lot.
Speaker 1: But you also don't want to be there forever because
Speaker 1: you want to go on to the next thing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess if you're thinking from a career standpoint, how
Speaker 1: you want it to go. For sure, there's some people
Speaker 1: that jump Pete David ship too early. Yeah, Pete Davidson's
Speaker 1: only been on for a few years.
Speaker 2: Did you think he'll go onto a bigger, better thing.
Speaker 1: He's already done movies, The King of Staten Island, he does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does a lot of stuff. He's Kardashian now like
Speaker 1: he's kind of low key. I think Pete Davidson's hilarious
Speaker 1: genius type. Who's the guy from Keenan and Kel Keenan Thompson,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of. I feel like he's been
Speaker 1: on that fucker for a while. Yes, he's starting a
Speaker 1: branch out. It looks like, yeah, he's getting like shows
Speaker 1: and shit. I think it's a show called fires Me Up.
Speaker 1: Because I grew up on Keenan and Kel. I thought
Speaker 1: that shit was hilarious. Bro Good Burger, all that shit.
Speaker 1: I thought they were fantastic. Why does somebody like him
Speaker 1: do SNL for so long? Is because he's not getting
Speaker 1: a big break somewhere else.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Some guys like it. Some guys the
Speaker 5: show and they're like this is yeah.
Speaker 1: Some people like and from Broadway perspective, like Emma Stone.
Speaker 1: She was doing movies, big time movies and then went
Speaker 1: and did like six months on Broadway because there's like
Speaker 1: levels to being an actor and actress. Like some people
Speaker 1: think if you do a Broadway or SNL something that's
Speaker 1: live where you if you fuck up, there's no retakes,
Speaker 1: it's like makes you a real actor or actress.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's the longer you're on, the more you
Speaker 5: get paid.
Speaker 10: Plus then he's doing shows and movies and commercials and
Speaker 10: ship yea, but yeah he's he does some funny ass commercials.
Speaker 5: Yeah them.
Speaker 2: Uh he does, like pizza. I think there's a pizza commercial.
Speaker 2: I does some sort of pizza commercial.
Speaker 5: Thanks Preig Grabbins.
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 1: But there's another one mixing up black guys now, damn no, No, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Butler Thompson does one. Okay, he
Speaker 1: does something funny. There's a commercial and there's pizza involved.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 2: No, No, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 1: No professional football player, massive minority in my lockerow.
Speaker 5: I saw you play not Dame against No Dame.
Speaker 3: He's a big Notre Dame guy.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: He told me when he first got.
Speaker 1: On here, I went, I was at ann Arbor under
Speaker 1: the lights twenty eleven, twelve, not the Dinard year it was.
Speaker 5: It had to be twelve then, Yeah, it was what's
Speaker 5: the same here?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't there, man tatoo. That's the one we
Speaker 1: here back. There's like thirty points score in a minute.
Speaker 2: Worst of all time.
Speaker 3: It was also one of the best games ever. It
Speaker 3: was so bad, dude, What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Notre Dame was fucking dominating of all the teams exploded.
Speaker 2: All of all the teams.
Speaker 3: That Michigan when I was at Michigan was terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were like one in three, well, no, three
Speaker 1: and one versus Notre Dame, like we lowke he owned
Speaker 1: Notre Dame kind of a deal.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was fine, but like five straight I went
Speaker 10: to like five straight Not Dame Michigan.
Speaker 2: Did you really?
Speaker 5: I love not Dame?
Speaker 3: You know what blows? So you went to one eighth
Speaker 3: Michigan really and so you went to one in an
Speaker 3: arbor as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: What I don't understand is the same architect who made
Speaker 1: the Big House made Notre Dames Stadium. Like they both
Speaker 1: did the same architectural plans. They're the same like level
Speaker 1: of how they go out, but Notre Dame Stadium is
Speaker 1: way louder than Michigan's and it's drastically less.
Speaker 10: People think, yeah, true, I think maybe it's just open more.
Speaker 10: Michigan seems a little wider.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're both like wide bowls.
Speaker 1: Yeah true, you know what I'm saying. They're not like
Speaker 1: straight up and down like a wash or pretty quiet
Speaker 1: you think it is.
Speaker 3: It's like old.
Speaker 5: Well you.
Speaker 2: There was a game we played. It was a night game.
Speaker 3: I think it was when mats Iea was still there.
Speaker 2: It might have been like my sophomore year, and that's
Speaker 2: when Dinar was like kind of going fucking off. He
Speaker 2: was running everywhere and there was like it was like.
Speaker 1: The first time like the lights flickering were a thing.
Speaker 1: It was at night and this woman comes on and
Speaker 1: she says like, here come the Irish, and it was
Speaker 1: just the most hype fucking entrance I've ever seen ever,
Speaker 1: the fucking leprechauns getting it in the corner.
Speaker 5: It was cool.
Speaker 1: Ship dude, Like, Notre Dame is a a storied ass program.
Speaker 1: Their their uniforms are fire. I love how they've been
Speaker 1: doing the green too. Yeah, just blew on the thing.
Speaker 3: Wish they would. I wish they'd do more of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love their helmets, so I think their fire.
Speaker 10: My grandpa and cousin played there. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: so my whole family's obsessed.
Speaker 2: Was it's in Indiana? Is that where Notre Dame is?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What a weird place to have a storied program.
Speaker 1: And it is in the middle, like nowhere to go
Speaker 1: for you, and it's a it's obviously a Catholic school.
Speaker 1: Like if you get caught fornikan and youren't expelled. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I've heard it's super dry too, like if
Speaker 1: you get caught drinking expelled.
Speaker 10: They've they've lightened up on that. Yeah, they were losing
Speaker 10: players every fucking every off season. They was half the
Speaker 10: fucking team.
Speaker 1: Dude, to be fucking gone, Like, yeah, form manta you
Speaker 1: know he's just on the phone beating it to another dude.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Trick He got tricked, Dude, I'm I told you, I've
Speaker 1: told this before, believed it. Mantai and I were in
Speaker 1: the All American Game together in high school and then
Speaker 1: we were at this like function in college like a
Speaker 1: week before this ship came out about him and his girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and I saw him and I could tell he was
Speaker 1: like uneasy about something, like it just seemed, yeah, something
Speaker 1: was about to go down. And sure enough we've all
Speaker 1: been duped, right, not like that, we've all been tricked
Speaker 1: in the whacking off the guys, yeah, no question, but
Speaker 1: not like that.
Speaker 3: I got jetfish one time.
Speaker 2: I was in house of senior in high schoo getting
Speaker 2: fruited some gal on MySpace and we started texting. We're
Speaker 2: like that social media platform ever mat We're like we're.
Speaker 3: Like sexing and stuff.
Speaker 2: But every time, like I would go on a visit
Speaker 2: or something like, we'd be like messaging or something like that,
Speaker 2: and she never meet up with me, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. And then it took years that happen, like
Speaker 2: the Catfish TV show to come out, and like these
Speaker 2: stories were like man, where I look back and realized, like, yo,
Speaker 2: I was getting fucking catfished. Yeah, there's no question in
Speaker 2: my mind that I was getting because she she he
Speaker 2: whatever was also messaging somebody who went to Nebraska with
Speaker 2: me as well, and I found that out when I
Speaker 2: was at Nebraska's like a freshman. But I never like
Speaker 2: said like, oh, I'm talking to that same person I'm thinking, Yo,
Speaker 2: they're talking to him like that too.
Speaker 3: It is just a dude who loved Nebraska, no question.
Speaker 3: He loved you, guys.
Speaker 2: I loved you so much you wanted to fuck you.
Speaker 5: Oh man.
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Speaker 10: I want to go back to that I was playing.
Speaker 10: You guys were it was at Michigan. Oh wow, we
Speaker 10: went back. We went in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: It was like autistic for Michigan. Shout out, Jared, What
Speaker 1: I got to explain what that means?
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 10: He lives in Central PA, goes to every Michigan game. Okay,
Speaker 10: he's got season tickets. He lives in Harrisburg.
Speaker 1: No, that's okay. That you drive you landed that point out.
Speaker 1: Yeah knows every player he drives out. Yeah as long
Speaker 1: as I drive eight hours? Yeah, probably like ten for
Speaker 1: every problem. Dude, single game. He was at the spring
Speaker 1: game last week. That he loves it, dude, so he
Speaker 1: he we were driving around campus. He loves Michigan, but
Speaker 1: he knew every player, like we were on campus. So
Speaker 1: he's like, there's that guy. There's that guy. That guy's
Speaker 1: that like in street clothes, knew the recruits. Oh, he's wild,
Speaker 1: he's obsessed.
Speaker 2: We pulled up.
Speaker 10: You were there, you were at the intersection, you were
Speaker 10: about to cross the thing. He's like, there's Taylor to
Speaker 10: one and I was like, I rolled down one and
Speaker 10: I go, hey Taylor. I started taunting you and you
Speaker 10: were literally like we just drove off my got him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That had to be like, uh eleven
Speaker 2: or twelve.
Speaker 3: We were talking about how did you trash talk him?
Speaker 2: Just wait? Hate Taylor? Taylor? Hey Taylor. I was probably
Speaker 2: sending my newest dick pict at that time.
Speaker 10: I was just walking from last I was an adult,
Speaker 10: was a grown man, Like how old are you? I'm thirty, Fourah, Okay,
Speaker 10: you're only four years older than me. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 10: still like I was four years out of college.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was on a college campus driving around like harassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're getting tripped in one van arbor?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh yeah. Who was the quarterback? I forget his name?
Speaker 1: No, Robinson no, Devin Gardner, Yes, Devin Gardener went, like
Speaker 1: ninety eight. We lost stupid thing we did you guys, stunt.
Speaker 3: That is a dumb stuff that we beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it was dumbest fuck that we did it to.
Speaker 1: Tom Harmon was our first Heisman Trophy winner.
Speaker 2: He wore ninety eight.
Speaker 1: That's the reason why they had all these legendary numbers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where there was like Desmond Howard or like whoever fucking
Speaker 1: Charles Woodson and they gave him out.
Speaker 5: Cool though, what's that cool game? I mean the atmosphere
Speaker 5: and there's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm more just upset about the numbers, the member
Speaker 1: quarterback ward ninety eight because at the time you think
Speaker 1: it's you when you're like in it, you're in the
Speaker 1: college like atmosphere, like you're like a part of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's coolest shit like it Devon gets
Speaker 1: to wear ninety eight and then you get like a
Speaker 1: couple of years removing like that was the dumbest shit.
Speaker 1: It looked ridiculou Yeah, it was so stupid.
Speaker 2: He was big too.
Speaker 1: It looks like end No, well, I don't know. He
Speaker 1: was tall, big catfish stories he won.
Speaker 2: He was tall and long, tailor for sure, not of
Speaker 2: didn't kind of always let you down. Huh yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be tough being a Notre Dame. I think
Speaker 2: elevenies was the next championship. Yeah, that was a rough
Speaker 2: one that was letdown.
Speaker 1: We lost to Alabama like forty one to fourteen.
Speaker 2: And then that was year one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Cowboy Classic got fucking donkey and then we
Speaker 1: played Notre Dame lost that game like twelve to nine.
Speaker 3: There was like no tails in your year.
Speaker 10: Yeah, those five straight picks are like three straight intersect
Speaker 10: But in that game, that Michigan game, they threw like
Speaker 10: three straight, four straight possessions interceptions one almost like a
Speaker 10: half back pass.
Speaker 5: You guys are getting nuts due running place.
Speaker 2: We would do whatever the fuck we could get the
Speaker 2: ball back.
Speaker 3: Interception coaching can be sometimes.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know you look back and you're like, oh,
Speaker 10: I mean after passes, straight interception to be like all right,
Speaker 10: half back pass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's like the biggest Notre Dame argument you get
Speaker 3: into is people.
Speaker 5: The worst one is join a conference. That's the dumbest
Speaker 5: fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Why is it dumb? Though?
Speaker 1: That makes a whole lot of sense to us.
Speaker 3: Why what do you mean, what's the point. Why wouldn't
Speaker 3: you join? Like, why are they like you should join
Speaker 3: the SEC?
Speaker 5: You guys should join the SEC.
Speaker 2: I think we do it. I don't want that. I
Speaker 2: would love that.
Speaker 3: That's what they should join.
Speaker 10: I think historically, I think there was a problem there,
Speaker 10: like the Big Ten and Notre Dame never I think
Speaker 10: No Dame wanted to join.
Speaker 5: Back in the day. And they're like, no, there's some
Speaker 5: racism against Catholics.
Speaker 3: That's discussing.
Speaker 10: But no, it's why what Like, here's what bothers me
Speaker 10: about is when people like No Dame join a conference, like, oh,
Speaker 10: you're scared. It's like I wish No Dame played a
Speaker 10: fucking conference schedule. Now their schedule sucks, But forever No
Speaker 10: Dame schedule was yeah, there was like yeah Texas, it
Speaker 10: was NonStop. This year it's like Clamson. It's not every
Speaker 10: year they get killed by somebody.
Speaker 1: They betters trash Now, right, Clemson, everybody says they're trash.
Speaker 5: They what lost three games last year?
Speaker 3: Clemson was not that good.
Speaker 1: Last years was Thompson was Clemson was the dumpster fire
Speaker 1: last year still loaded. But they should join the ACC, right.
Speaker 1: Their basketball team joined the A CC.
Speaker 5: During COVID No, theame joined the a SEC for one season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's a very smart idea from
Speaker 1: like A wanting to make the college football playoffs to
Speaker 1: be independent.
Speaker 10: Now yeah, now they're going to have to start looking
Speaker 10: into that unless they know the college football is expanding,
Speaker 10: which I think it's gonna I.
Speaker 3: Think it is, and they can stay out. I think
Speaker 3: the NCAA is on its way out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like it.
Speaker 1: Like the people who run it, I don't know who
Speaker 1: that is. I just like literally think of them as
Speaker 1: like Baltimore, Like, I have no idea. I think Voldemort's
Speaker 1: on his way out. I think the SEC is trying
Speaker 1: to take over. But they're gonna try to get a
Speaker 1: Michigan in Ohio State, Oklahoma, get these big fucking schools
Speaker 1: and be like, all right, we're own conference. Fuck everybody else,
Speaker 1: like we have all the best schools. Yeah, they got
Speaker 1: okay to Nebraska.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And I wasn't going to say nothing. You probably weren't
Speaker 2: thinking you're too tired.
Speaker 3: Well I looked at JP and I go, oh really,
Speaker 3: and then you Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Because your boys got your back.
Speaker 5: Right now, i'd like to see Nebraska come back a little.
Speaker 2: I think we all would fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you know.
Speaker 1: There's a huge college. There's a huge thing happening this year.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard about it. There's a
Speaker 1: Buckalob in the fall. November twelfth will be the first bucalow.
Speaker 1: All right, in the fall November twelve, there's going to
Speaker 1: be a game played by two historically traditionally amazing teams,
Speaker 1: both who claim to have won the nineteen ninety seven
Speaker 1: National Championship. One game being the University of Michigan, one
Speaker 1: team being the University of Michigan, the other team the
Speaker 1: Nebraska Cornhospital.
Speaker 3: Oh, Battle of the Bust, Battle of the Bust, the
Speaker 3: trophy game.
Speaker 1: We made a trophy and they both they're going to
Speaker 1: sign off on it. We're creating a trophy game. We're
Speaker 1: creating a trophy game for these people. And they they
Speaker 1: said yes, they're dumb enough to say yes.
Speaker 3: Wait in hardball, both on the.
Speaker 2: Pull it up.
Speaker 3: Up, show them the contract.
Speaker 5: Believe you've heard this is the biggest news in n
Speaker 5: c A history.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna be strolling from You're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Strong for a minute, dude, what are you doing this.
Speaker 1: Gotta be a better way to do this. We'll just
Speaker 1: have in Busting Bowl.
Speaker 2: See if that's where's the game? Where where's the game?
Speaker 3: I think it's in Michigan.
Speaker 2: This, yeah, it's right where you go bust and Bowl?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, would we have to have headsets?
Speaker 3: I kind of like how it's like this now though?
Speaker 2: Uh, this is on the ESPN right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The keys?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, only should I can't believe we're on ESPN
Speaker 1: dot com.
Speaker 2: Anyway. So yeah, so Scott Frost, we would say, already
Speaker 2: cut this up. Looks so good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh we So we go to Nebraska first, and I
Speaker 1: asked Scott Frost, I was like, in the fall, would
Speaker 1: you guys play for the bust and Bowl? And he says,
Speaker 1: if you get Horball and the Ady to sign off
Speaker 1: on it, we're in. And so we go to Michigan
Speaker 1: the very next weekend and is that the Is that
Speaker 1: the contract?
Speaker 2: Damn? Wipe it?
Speaker 1: He says, so fucking confident when he said you seen it?
Speaker 3: I just forgot about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you of course you've seen it. So
Speaker 2: we so Harball.
Speaker 1: We showed it to Harball and we're like, hey, we
Speaker 1: showed him the video. This is what Scott Frost said,
Speaker 1: and we and then Jack, thinking smarter than he ever
Speaker 1: has in entire life, literally to the limitless, Bill writes
Speaker 1: up a quick contract that says, I John Jim Harball, Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh will play for the bust and Bowl.
Speaker 2: And he takes the paper signs it right there.
Speaker 5: Damn.
Speaker 1: So now do you do you have a picture of
Speaker 1: the mock up? We're past it. We're past that other
Speaker 1: part now. I showed him the photo, Yes, instagram of
Speaker 1: the mock up contract. Oh yeah, yeah, underscore will content?
Speaker 2: Do you guys have a trophy for it?
Speaker 3: You can hear the story again here.
Speaker 1: I just told you this. I wearing the same hate
Speaker 1: nice dick.
Speaker 2: Ye hey.
Speaker 3: Hey they.
Speaker 2: Different hat sign signed it. The nicest signature you've ever
Speaker 2: seen in your life. We'll get that thing. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: How's how's horrible?
Speaker 2: A unique and everybody wants to play for it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Unique is the best word for it. You're sitting there
Speaker 3: talking to me.
Speaker 5: There's the shirt.
Speaker 2: No Ah, right, I thought that off the top of
Speaker 2: my head. He goes crazy if you write that down,
Speaker 2: So you've got to be He starts beating his chest.
Speaker 2: But he's always got this like crazy, he had this
Speaker 2: crazy looking at his eye. Yeah, yeah, he said it.
Speaker 2: He needs he said.
Speaker 5: He needed that. Ohio State went pretty bad.
Speaker 1: He needed it pretty bad. But guess what, we pretty
Speaker 1: got it and we literally yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That was a big one. That was a big win.
Speaker 2: The best part.
Speaker 1: We were flying to New England to play the Patriots
Speaker 1: and I'm up in first class with Rabel standing over him,
Speaker 1: standing over him, watching him watch the game and making
Speaker 1: sly comments in the whole time. And Rabel played at
Speaker 1: Ohio State. Yeah, and Rabel, when he gets put into
Speaker 1: a corner, his first thing is to kind of be
Speaker 1: like agree with you in like a condescending way, like yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you guys are beating your ass like whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was eating that ship up, dude, like you've never
Speaker 1: fucking seen like.
Speaker 5: The worst way when you're talking to someone like yeah
Speaker 5: we sucked this year. Shut up.
Speaker 2: This face to where he's always like doing this to
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, of course you guys won.
Speaker 3: Like focus on the.
Speaker 2: Game Sunday, Yeah, better your sets. Don't let this guy
Speaker 2: go by you, Hey block that end yeah week, And
Speaker 2: you're like all right, fluck your guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah I thought we were having fun man, Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Kick off like okay, now we're just taking personal shots.
Speaker 2: Were trying to have fun. Dude, It'd be so sick
Speaker 2: if Rabel had had the stones to sign you this year.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if he, if he had the kahonas, if
Speaker 3: he knew it was good for him.
Speaker 2: I've said it every year, really every year with the
Speaker 2: last couple you signed me, we're getting a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: What do you think the chances are off the Titans winning,
Speaker 1: not just making but winning the Super Bowl? I f
Speaker 1: will conference sign Oh you think it's a no brainer?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think everyone all the way And that's just what
Speaker 2: if we don't sign you, I think we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I think so.
Speaker 1: Can you put a percent on it, though, on what
Speaker 1: if we if you guys win the Super Bowl or not?
Speaker 1: Ability numbers right, if you're betting on it, right, if.
Speaker 2: We're being actually real about it, if we're if the
Speaker 2: Titans signed me, the chances of the Titans winning a
Speaker 2: Super Bowl go up. I think north of eighty percent.
Speaker 2: Okay if they do not sign me, and this could
Speaker 2: be at any time of the year, like Rabel. He's
Speaker 2: made a couple of comments, I'll oh November, I'll in December,
Speaker 2: like playoff Willie, that whole thing, right.
Speaker 3: Just depending on how fresh you want the boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I'm not on the team at all, I
Speaker 2: think you guys are fighting to day about five hundred. Wow,
Speaker 2: you guys all agree with that. That's because they got
Speaker 2: my fucking bet. You're definitely done all.
Speaker 3: I got my back dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3: We see how it unfolds. Like I'm already like, I
Speaker 3: know he's not gonna sign me, like yeah this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see how you guys did your court. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see how unfold. There's a lot going on to you.
Speaker 2: Do you follow out of NFL? I do?
Speaker 3: Have you seen this stuff that came out today about
Speaker 3: Deebo Samuel Not.
Speaker 2: I don't know why why it's happening. I don't know
Speaker 2: why either.
Speaker 1: I mean when you first set on the bus, he
Speaker 1: was he just wants out of the forty nine ers.
Speaker 1: Don't know why because before we were talking about how
Speaker 1: the forty nine ers low key at like swag Am
Speaker 1: Trent Williams, the boombox coming, we have the locker room
Speaker 1: and stuff like that I placed a bet on that
Speaker 1: game when I watched them walk out with which one
Speaker 1: they do that every day?
Speaker 5: They did it?
Speaker 2: No, in the playoffs, the leading coming out, Yeah, like
Speaker 2: they got the music in the playoffs on the shoulder
Speaker 2: at Dallas. Oh the game that they won that Dallas
Speaker 2: at Dallas.
Speaker 5: When they came out with it, I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 5: they're gonna win.
Speaker 3: Oh, reelers much moneys you put on it?
Speaker 2: Not a lot?
Speaker 3: Like five hundred bucks. What's the biggest bet you've made?
Speaker 5: Probably around there a thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 2: I don't, I can't. I don't want to gamble.
Speaker 5: I thought things were going pretty much. I don't want
Speaker 5: to gamble too much.
Speaker 3: You guys, you.
Speaker 2: Don't get signed.
Speaker 3: He goes and you said it, dude, fuck, dude, Hey
Speaker 3: what doing right now?
Speaker 2: I saw the run.
Speaker 5: I saw bro Oakland. Yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Vegas, baby, stand down. We're looking good this year.
Speaker 2: Who's we the Raiders, the raided. You gotta paper, you
Speaker 2: gotta pick a team. We'll do uh well, you know,
Speaker 2: before the season starts, we'll do like a you know,
Speaker 2: an official signing. I'll get some hats laid out. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking I think, who.
Speaker 3: I know, it's not going to be it's the commanders.
Speaker 3: You will see, Tom.
Speaker 2: Will you know if I spent I got five years,
Speaker 2: I spent half a decades. I spent half a decade
Speaker 2: with though Washington. You couldn't wait to get out of
Speaker 2: there your words.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's Paul. You don't have those textra
Speaker 3: seats I have received.
Speaker 1: I literally have a textra seat from over an hour ago,
Speaker 1: a little over an hour ago that says commanders suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah the name? Why do you hate the command you're
Speaker 2: talking about? My tweet?
Speaker 3: Would rather be the Redskins?
Speaker 5: WHOA, that's not good, dude.
Speaker 3: I would rather be the football team. Yeah, the football
Speaker 3: team for football team.
Speaker 2: The football team kind of went hard after.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I would not want to be the Residi logos.
Speaker 2: Did go fucking hard, dude. I spent most of my
Speaker 2: time there, Broy and hey there's a there's a dark horse.
Speaker 2: Now the Saints. Now you're on the week one roster
Speaker 2: with them. I wasn't, but I was there for ten days.
Speaker 3: You saw what they did. They went to the playoffs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 3: Last year?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 2: Last year when I was like, would you give up
Speaker 2: tails making like sixteen millions year? I was like, would
Speaker 2: you give up a million dollars to let me be
Speaker 2: on the team? First off?
Speaker 3: First off, don't be telling people how much I make.
Speaker 1: It's on the internet. Google it if you want on
Speaker 1: the internet to be putting out my fucking bank statements.
Speaker 2: It only made a lot of money. And I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: would you uh? Would you sacrifice I had a lot
Speaker 2: of money boy, to be on the team. And he's like, no, no, bro,
Speaker 2: why fucking not? Like you signed a monster deal.
Speaker 5: Mine, that's what would you In a second?
Speaker 2: Yeah, peticularly hypothetic. I'm I'm in the world where things
Speaker 2: are going pretty good. Asked me the same question.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Ask me the same question.
Speaker 3: Things are going pretty good for me? Right, answer to
Speaker 3: that question?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm saying, yeah, absolutely, well, I give you
Speaker 1: all of it.
Speaker 3: I'm not a matter I'm not asking you the question
Speaker 3: you've already answered.
Speaker 10: I would have done it in a heartbeat, dude. Hey,
Speaker 10: I like it would have helped the team too, And
Speaker 10: I care about team more than my money. That's how
Speaker 10: I am, though, I'm not. Yeah, just a race liberal dude.
Speaker 10: Fucking racist socialist.
Speaker 2: Everyone just have it.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, dude. I feel like I'm getting ran
Speaker 1: up on and it's your fault.
Speaker 2: What your fault, dude, it's not you know what it is.
Speaker 3: I know you haven't slept very well.
Speaker 2: I'm not. It's not you.
Speaker 3: It's the Rulian. It's crazy you breaking my daughter's name
Speaker 3: out of your fucking mouth. If you would have slapped
Speaker 3: me right there, how amazing would have been.
Speaker 2: You guys gotta fight.
Speaker 10: I would scream if we fought, we started fighting anybody
Speaker 10: in this fucking bust and terrifying.
Speaker 2: There's so much.
Speaker 3: Be, so much movement.
Speaker 5: D Yeah, it'd be wild.
Speaker 2: It'd be so hard for us to you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: who us fighting?
Speaker 3: We fought three times? We fought three times, boss, all
Speaker 3: one of them.
Speaker 5: You've been in three fights me and yeah, why.
Speaker 2: When are you three?
Speaker 6: And oh?
Speaker 2: Slept on the boy?
Speaker 3: Are you talking about wrestling? Talking about wrestling? I thought
Speaker 3: you just said fighting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just playing it up and I give here
Speaker 1: was one. I gave him spankings one day for his birthday.
Speaker 1: That was when we first got on the bus.
Speaker 2: That I put you over that couch.
Speaker 1: I put you over that couch. Yeah, I was, you're
Speaker 1: real bad. Give that thirty full spankings. Then we wrestled
Speaker 1: one time. Yeah, I slept on you. You tossed my ass.
Speaker 1: There's no question about it. What fucking tossed me.
Speaker 2: He's from Bonce here, Missourian.
Speaker 1: That's all they do, yeah, right, that is keeping going
Speaker 1: in into those weaves, whatever they do in wrestling.
Speaker 2: But what happened after that?
Speaker 3: Right after you tossed me, you got really madness.
Speaker 2: He's got real serious.
Speaker 3: I tossed him, and I'm kind of.
Speaker 2: Laughing because I got his ass, and his wife in
Speaker 2: the background goes, oh, Ship, he starts like on the ground.
Speaker 2: He starts trying to like choke.
Speaker 3: Me, and Ship like, hey, fucking take easy, man.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was, that's one way to fucking stay
Speaker 1: the way I went. I'm not gonna argue, think, because
Speaker 1: what do we show to do? But the second time
Speaker 1: was in Miami with Boss was there?
Speaker 2: Boss?
Speaker 11: You saw what happened? Yeah, we got video, Buddy, I
Speaker 11: don't know if you want to go to this what happened?
Speaker 11: Tell him what happened. He's wrestling me while we're on
Speaker 11: the bed, he said, while we're on the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were on the bed.
Speaker 1: It was actually Late Night Dude coming with Late Night
Speaker 1: Screen and it was right after a rough and rowdy show.
Speaker 2: We just have a barcelook on ourselves. But I'm like
Speaker 2: claiming on the bed and tailor like a couple of dudes.
Speaker 3: The boner's getting after it. It's just us, what's about?
Speaker 3: But he just wants to like funk with me, like
Speaker 3: enjoy I'm getting.
Speaker 2: I'm like getting tiry, like gets on top of He's like, hey,
Speaker 2: come on now, whoa that sounds gaz whoa? Get there
Speaker 2: and we start wrestling. The next thing you know, I'm
Speaker 2: on top of him. Whoa.
Speaker 5: I'm saying, watch the thing you guys are yeah rolling, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're in there.
Speaker 3: That sounds so funny. I know I'm on top of him.
Speaker 2: It's my mouth.
Speaker 5: He slipping on all the time.
Speaker 3: Tried to He tried to wrestle again. It still didn't
Speaker 3: go that way.
Speaker 1: He wrestled me in the pool and he did toss
Speaker 1: mass in the pool.
Speaker 2: Play But I've never wrestled. I've never wrestled before. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to wrestle. How do you get someway
Speaker 2: dunkh in the pool? Threw my back out doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he hitched my ass up. He got under me.
Speaker 1: Point that fucker over here too, so I can see it.
Speaker 1: Point that thing over here. Well, what are you thrusting?
Speaker 3: Hit that sell?
Speaker 2: Can? I got you your pan? It's over. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: I'm just playing.
Speaker 1: Now, I've got you. You're done, and I'm just fucking around.
Speaker 3: He tries to give me a rear naked choked look
Speaker 3: at that, amateur.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing boots too.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm I was not ready for Hey, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what happens here. I was looky gone right now.
Speaker 2: I was gone right there. Yeah, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: what I was on. Said start on top of me.
Speaker 2: You couldn't finish it? Okay, Hey, we like, what are
Speaker 2: we doing? Why are we doing this? I never watched this.
Speaker 5: You guys are little there. I might go in the video, bro,
Speaker 5: this isn't great.
Speaker 10: Look at this.
Speaker 3: Man, I got you sure. Hey, those were my favorite shirts.
Speaker 1: It's like just literally like cinemax. Cinemax, dude, I'm watch
Speaker 1: your soft core porn with you. When I just say,
Speaker 1: that's the most pauseworthy thing you ever. I don't know
Speaker 1: those We might share it at the same time and
Speaker 1: low key I won that? Like, what's there's no argument
Speaker 1: dominated you right there? Listen, we'll cut it alpha. That's fine,
Speaker 1: we'll cut it up. Yeah, you'll cut it up the
Speaker 1: way you want it. I'll put the whole thing out there.
Speaker 3: Who won that?
Speaker 2: I'll put that on me? Who won that? You hold on?
Speaker 10: You started, you were you were, You started in the
Speaker 10: dominant position. I don't know how long you maintained it.
Speaker 5: He did? You know he got out for a second.
Speaker 5: I don't know it wasn't Who do you guys think?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 2: Yes? Who won?
Speaker 3: Put the stones on the table?
Speaker 5: I think he won that? Oh you think Taylor won that?
Speaker 2: Hey, I but what did you? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 3: What have you made?
Speaker 2: You think you won that?
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm trying to think of my head. Like
Speaker 1: if the only way he would say you is if
Speaker 1: he's like trying to joke.
Speaker 2: One, I'm over there on the bed. You come over
Speaker 2: and you start as like the instigator. You get on
Speaker 2: top of me and you end up on the bottom. No,
Speaker 2: you try and hold me out watching the video, you
Speaker 2: try and.
Speaker 3: Rear naked, choke me.
Speaker 2: You can't. Then I get up.
Speaker 1: I yeah, because I got on top of you not
Speaker 1: in the beginning, Will, Well, we're not going to watch
Speaker 1: the video again. But that's not what happened, buddy, do
Speaker 1: you one? In the beginning of the video, I'm on
Speaker 1: top of Whill put Will. I put Will in the choke,
Speaker 1: and then I get up on my own terms.
Speaker 2: I'm one of my own and then Will is laying there. Hey,
Speaker 2: you're laying there waiting for me, and we laugh a
Speaker 2: little bit. I go over there, I'm on.
Speaker 1: Top of Will's on top, and then at the end
Speaker 1: I go to get up, and you get mad because
Speaker 1: I grab your shirt.
Speaker 2: She started to like break my chin and rip my shirt.
Speaker 2: So get on top of you because I'm about to
Speaker 2: beat your ass. Low Katy.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's why you know you can.
Speaker 1: He's so uncomfortable to one. Literally, the first one I
Speaker 1: went to, you just tossed me once. The third one,
Speaker 1: you want your wife on the phone. I bet you
Speaker 1: don't want to hear what because you know Taylor doesn't
Speaker 1: ever take my side? A sellout, dude, tayl Hey, Taylor
Speaker 1: will never take my side in an argument like this.
Speaker 3: Taylor is just a realist.
Speaker 2: Between you two. No, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that dude so we did it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you like you like being How long
Speaker 1: have you been in Ashville for? How long have you
Speaker 1: here this week?
Speaker 5: I got here Sunday.
Speaker 2: How you've been enjoying it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nation is awesome.
Speaker 3: It's a good time, right.
Speaker 1: Maybe something to move away from New York and kind
Speaker 1: of put roots here THEO vandad it.
Speaker 2: Why not you? Then we can do skits all time.
Speaker 5: We can do fun skits. Dude.
Speaker 2: I would love selfishly, I love for you to move
Speaker 2: fast field and then we kind of like, guess would
Speaker 2: be fun.
Speaker 3: Hey, I legit, go fifty fifty with you on the skits.
Speaker 5: All right, we can talk about that, all right, that'd
Speaker 5: be fun.
Speaker 1: Like well, you got like kind of like a fun,
Speaker 1: little approachable smile.
Speaker 3: When he did that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, you guys wrestling, I wouln't mind. I wouldn't
Speaker 10: mind being hey, Yeah, no, I'm down't mind getting tossed
Speaker 10: around by yea.
Speaker 5: Yeah we can't, dude, you guys get me in the hotel.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but you Hey, you'll be.
Speaker 2: In the dominant position. Then we'll be in the dominant position.
Speaker 2: Who these guys are so strong you start saying racial slurs,
Speaker 2: We got to go.
Speaker 3: What's it You're going to fucking Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Falling, just flex and those aren't sold out though
Speaker 1: I think they so he's a part of the crew.
Speaker 1: Now boys, I'm just chirping. I actually have no idea
Speaker 1: if they are or not. Yeah, Dublin, Glasgow, but I
Speaker 1: look at a little sass out They're come to Brazil.
Speaker 2: Yeah so fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's hilarious. Why do we say that because every
Speaker 5: comments like come to Grand Rapids.
Speaker 3: It's not how this works?
Speaker 2: How's it work?
Speaker 3: Agents? It's not just people, how do you know?
Speaker 2: Comments on how do you know to go to like
Speaker 2: England and off?
Speaker 1: If I come up to this, it doesn't just show
Speaker 1: up again as Nashville, like come to Nashville, doesn't.
Speaker 2: Just add to your picture.
Speaker 10: I'm like, yeah, all right, fine, yeah yeah they're just
Speaker 10: they were like, you want to do England to I
Speaker 10: was like, yeah, they have promoters over there that have
Speaker 10: this set up, gotcha. All these shows are lined up
Speaker 10: so other other communities, like Tim Dillon was just doing this.
Speaker 5: I think Tim's going to Australia. I'm gonna go do that.
Speaker 5: It's like a run everybody, you can do it.
Speaker 3: Who are who are comedians you look at the kind
Speaker 3: of like you look up the most.
Speaker 1: Uh, Louis like as I who Yeah, I think he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Guys are both been canceled. That's awesome. That's that Why
Speaker 1: is that was at the startup for you?
Speaker 5: That's how we met each other?
Speaker 2: Yeah for real?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I fucking love his stand up is hilarious.
Speaker 5: He called him, was like this is this is tough?
Speaker 5: How are you doing like that? You know?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was cool and I was obsessed with my
Speaker 5: whole like he was. I that was the guy.
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted the pinnacle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he's the best comedian of all time in
Speaker 1: my opinion. Yeah, he's my favorite.
Speaker 3: Who's in your top?
Speaker 2: He has look he sounds a lot of light.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I copied him really definitely, just like dang Cook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I Uh.
Speaker 3: Lewis has got the bit about sitting on airplanes, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also got a bit about uh like the
Speaker 1: the books about Narnia, other seven books about the rise
Speaker 1: and fall of an empire. But there's eighty seven books
Speaker 1: on Clifford the Big Red Dog. He's fucking he's hilarious
Speaker 1: is your top five?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't I don't watch it in enough.
Speaker 10: I'd say, actually, Louis, I think it is a bad.
Speaker 10: But in no particular order, it'd be Louis Chappelle, Norm
Speaker 10: Love Norm, and then it's Bernie mc or Patrice there.
Speaker 1: Those are those are all really good. I like the
Speaker 1: norm ones stupid. Who's Norm nor McDonald? He just he
Speaker 1: just passed away. He was on SNL for a while,
Speaker 1: good friends with Farley and that crew. Is he the
Speaker 1: one who has that like longest joke? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got.
Speaker 2: A lot of those. His stand up it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2: His last stand up is fucking good. I feel so
Speaker 2: dumb for saying No's he's the guy you should really
Speaker 2: look into because he's he's super funny. I like him.
Speaker 1: And this is might be a real controversial one, but
Speaker 1: I put Dane Cook in my top five.
Speaker 5: I don't think that.
Speaker 2: I think he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know, like the comedian community didn't like
Speaker 1: him a lot, but like when I was eleven, twelve.
Speaker 2: Thirteen, when he was huge, I lived off his stuff.
Speaker 3: It was one of the first comedians I was like
Speaker 3: this best guy ever.
Speaker 2: Dude, he was one of those guys.
Speaker 1: He like fucking shot it into the stratisty of like
Speaker 1: being comedian. Yeah, why why why is he disliked in
Speaker 1: the in the stole jokes? A lot of people thinks
Speaker 1: he stole jokes.
Speaker 3: But like, how is that?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess people would know if he stole
Speaker 2: jokes or not. But do we know is that like
Speaker 2: a factual? I don't know he stole jokes.
Speaker 1: There's a there's one joke that Lewis c k actually did.
Speaker 2: He was talking. He did a bit about.
Speaker 1: He did about a bit about like how he wants
Speaker 1: to be a father and someday, like you know, why
Speaker 1: is everybody got to name their kids like regular names
Speaker 1: like Tom or Shane or Bob, Like I want to
Speaker 1: name my kids some ridiculous like you know something like that.
Speaker 3: That was like his bit and like almost verbade him.
Speaker 1: Like a year later, Dang Took did that same exact bit,
Speaker 1: like but it was like with a different syllable.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was funny.
Speaker 2: The kool aid man stuff to fucking getting weird with
Speaker 2: the remotes. Actually with a jeh. I thought I thought
Speaker 2: Dan was hold.
Speaker 1: She was funny and his like his energy, the way
Speaker 1: he fucking owned every piece of the stage.
Speaker 2: Was really good.
Speaker 1: His first Comedy Central half hour was it was so
Speaker 1: fucking funny dude, and that stuff too. I miss how
Speaker 1: comedy since she used to do it, but stuff because
Speaker 1: they used to, like Crank calls to what there make
Speaker 1: skits for people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3: Crank That ship was the calling. Best was fucking roy
Speaker 3: D Mercer?
Speaker 5: Who is that?
Speaker 3: You don't remember roy D Mercer? No?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: Does anybody know? Roy D by God? Mercer and Will
Speaker 3: Wilson just made somebody up, open up a can of
Speaker 3: whoop ass.
Speaker 2: He calls people, businesses, talks, Tom talks about how he
Speaker 2: has an issue. But the man is fucking hilarious. You
Speaker 2: ever get a moment, you know? I know, I know
Speaker 2: people listening right now probably back me back down. I
Speaker 2: don't know how these boys don't know. Roy D Mercer
Speaker 2: is like that he used to have, like what's up?
Speaker 5: Where are you from? Original? He's probably big.
Speaker 2: You hear.
Speaker 3: How big a boy? How big a bo are you?
Speaker 2: I'll come down there and whoop your ass and get
Speaker 2: people really hype out and then you know, tell him
Speaker 2: that he's prank calling them and ship when you're like
Speaker 2: his because it'd be on a CD. It was like
Speaker 2: it was that's the comedians that like CDs and ship
Speaker 2: like that. That's just but shot a roy D mercer Man.
Speaker 1: When you're do in your top five, do you go
Speaker 1: Lewis c K and Chappelle's second. No, it was no
Speaker 1: particular There was no particular order because changes those are
Speaker 1: they're pretty different as far as comedic style. But like
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, yeah, I mean you put him on your top.
Speaker 1: I think he is fucking hilarious. He's all time. He's
Speaker 1: like he's like a Mount Rushmore guy. I think this
Speaker 1: generation for sure, right, definitely, this generation for sure him.
Speaker 5: I never got it.
Speaker 10: I didn't watch enough like prior Carlin Cosby or any
Speaker 10: of that ship.
Speaker 5: I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2: Cosby is too.
Speaker 1: I mean, besides the whole like things that run with
Speaker 1: grape thing, there was also he was he had super
Speaker 1: clean humor. Right, he never cursed or did nothing like that,
Speaker 1: which is wild. Yeah, but have you heard did you
Speaker 1: hear Pete Davidson's been on Louis c K? Yes, the
Speaker 1: way like he he tried to get a fire from SNL.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know how true it is. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 10: I don't know. Well, you know, you know Louis, both
Speaker 10: of them, I know Louis, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know both. You're not sure it is, but you
Speaker 3: don't know. But is Louis a big against we guy?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: He I doubt he would do that.
Speaker 10: That's why I'm I'd be surprised if Louis tried to
Speaker 10: get a guy fired on us.
Speaker 2: Now, hey, this gets that bit's hilarious, though I haven't
Speaker 2: even seen the bit. I wish, I wish I knew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: No, No, I get what you're saying. I understand why
Speaker 1: you can't really jump into that, but I think that well,
Speaker 1: when you're when you're writing, I don't. I've never written
Speaker 1: a I've never written bits. I've never even tried. But like,
Speaker 1: if there's a story you're going off of in your head,
Speaker 1: I'm sure sing on those lines. I like, maybe he
Speaker 1: was so stone somethings ridiculous and losing Sure, what are
Speaker 1: you doing, bude?
Speaker 3: And that was kind of it, and maybe he took
Speaker 3: it and made it way bigger, like do you do
Speaker 3: that in your comedy?
Speaker 5: For sure?
Speaker 2: We just like amplify big fish story, the ship out
Speaker 2: of it kind of got.
Speaker 5: To right, Yes, definitely, I mean that's that's easily what
Speaker 5: could have happened, for sure.
Speaker 3: Trying to get you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know this is gonna be the think for me.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, fuck Pete.
Speaker 10: He was a nice He's been nice every time I've
Speaker 10: run into really just no, no, no, no, just so
Speaker 10: we have the fun, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Just on you.
Speaker 5: Who would win a fight now between you two though,
Speaker 5: me and will you can?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah I probably win. I out weigh well by seventy pounds. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be embarrassing if I didn't. Yeah, we're not even
Speaker 1: the same weight class. I'd fucking end him.
Speaker 2: I'm so pizza good dude.
Speaker 1: When you're around him, you like him for sure. So
Speaker 1: you think he lied about Luisy k all right, I
Speaker 1: deserve it.
Speaker 3: I deserve it.
Speaker 2: I deserve it.
Speaker 10: I remember what you said right when I walked in.
Speaker 10: It was like say it, oh no, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 10: I would never I was raised right.
Speaker 2: This is so tough for me to swallow.
Speaker 3: You want to do some tear talk, Yeah, what's that.
Speaker 3: I'm like you ass will, So what do we have
Speaker 3: for to your talk?
Speaker 2: Jack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bring up comedic actors, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 1: Hm, well he's getting this ready, all right. What's what's
Speaker 1: your I'm trying to think so saying Jim Carrey's what's
Speaker 1: your what's your goal as far as like for your career.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go into movies? You want to
Speaker 1: do something like that? Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: keep doing stand up though, that's the one thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you love to stand up. How often are you doing
Speaker 1: stand up?
Speaker 2: Is it all? Is it all the time?
Speaker 3: Every day?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: You don't get tired of it at all?
Speaker 10: Sometimes? Yeah, especially doing the road like I am like
Speaker 10: every weekend right now. I'm a little tired today. A
Speaker 10: couple of drinks last night.
Speaker 3: Did you are you going on stays to night?
Speaker 1: I do have a show tonight. Yeah, you guys should
Speaker 1: come if you're not doing anything, it'll be a good show.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, get invited now, but yeah, we'll think about it.
Speaker 1: I know it's kind of tough, right, I didn't invite
Speaker 1: you you guys should come. Oh, you guys have been texting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wild because I have a phone number two.
Speaker 5: I never got it.
Speaker 2: KFC put us in a group chet. When I first
Speaker 2: met him, we lined up the pod. That was it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, Murray, you told me he was gonna be
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 5: Text it was gonna be like that.
Speaker 2: So fucking tough.
Speaker 3: Steve Carrell is a good one. He sucks. I just
Speaker 3: dream man.
Speaker 1: I'm mad about everything now. That dude, Charlie Chaplin put
Speaker 1: him in there.
Speaker 4: Dude, I dare you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put Chaplin in their will. No, I don't really
Speaker 2: know who Chaplin is.
Speaker 1: He's a comedian from like the thirties and forties did
Speaker 1: like a black and white comedy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's so pretty funny though, It's like, it's funny
Speaker 10: that they but it's.
Speaker 1: Like, I just feel like people weren't seen as many
Speaker 1: funny things in their life.
Speaker 5: A lot of it was silent, if not all. I'm
Speaker 5: sure towards the end, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like skating around in circles and like falling off a building.
Speaker 2: Chevy Chase is a good one.
Speaker 1: Chase is in my top five for sure. Let's let's
Speaker 1: make them. Uh, let's make a little thank you. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe a little bigger than that.
Speaker 2: Be great?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Can we do as it goes? Really?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: You are the guests, if you'd like to go first? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well there we go. Oh man, how many tiers are we?
Speaker 2: Well, m that is tough. We're gonna do three tiers,
Speaker 2: two in each tier. There's no well like that?
Speaker 3: So you have a tier two, Tier ones, two tier tiers,
Speaker 3: tier twos and two tier threes. Have a tongue twister.
Speaker 5: I'm going tier one Standler and Will Ferrell?
Speaker 3: Really yeah, where's a Chevy chasing this thing?
Speaker 5: There's no Farley on here by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to go.
Speaker 2: This is like this is like a uh was the
Speaker 2: idea board? Yeah, brainstorm and board. Okay, I like that.
Speaker 10: Damn tough not to put Farley tier one? Are you
Speaker 10: about to change your I don't want to drop Sandler though,
Speaker 10: or Farrell? Sandler and Farley Tier one over Faral?
Speaker 3: Do you think Farley's over Farrell.
Speaker 5: Tough one because he died he died so early?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you either you know his hits, either die
Speaker 1: a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: Can you tell me do you think Grown Ups two
Speaker 2: was sold out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Probably not no, But every time in it, every time
Speaker 1: Black Sheep comes on, what do you do?
Speaker 2: You watch it?
Speaker 10: Same with water Boy, Happy Happy, Gilmore and Billy Madison
Speaker 10: are your outstanding movie. It's an incredible point from an
Speaker 10: SNL standpoint. Who had better skits baper Boy by far
Speaker 10: And it wasn't close, not even close.
Speaker 2: But so what do you do?
Speaker 10: I'm going, I'm going to Sandler. Oh, you're putting Sandlor
Speaker 10: back in. I'm keeviing Sandler. Will Ferrell's up there too.
Speaker 10: Old School was so hilarious. Stepbrothers was incredible. That was
Speaker 10: like my favorite for a very long time. I'll go
Speaker 10: Sandlor and Farley. Now you're one.
Speaker 5: I'm sticking my original Sandlor and Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2: All right, touch that cap a couple more times. When
Speaker 2: you change the idea, you know what I'm saying. Here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: I'm going, I'm going Sandlor in.
Speaker 2: Vince Vaughan. Oh I like that, Vince vaugh I love
Speaker 2: Vince Vaughn.
Speaker 5: I love him too. But what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Heredding Crushers? No, but I mean that's that's just the restaurant.
Speaker 10: Are just personal favorites. That's what we're ranking. Are we
Speaker 10: talking like greatness? That is a gray we we we
Speaker 10: can go across right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's kind of like you got your are
Speaker 2: you so you're trying to eat good? Are you trying
Speaker 2: to go personal favorites? You're trying to go personal favorites.
Speaker 3: So you're trying to go who's the best in your mind?
Speaker 3: Like I'm talking like if if Will wanted to go
Speaker 3: to the movies tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: So you're thinking of your favorites, got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, you're thinking personal favorites. That kind of changes it
Speaker 3: up a little bit.
Speaker 2: That doesn't as well? Yeah, Yeah, Like I wouldn't have.
Speaker 1: Put vincevon in any of these categories if you're thinking
Speaker 1: about just straight because he's he's comedian and a lot
Speaker 1: of range, Like, he's.
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff. Vince Vaughn. I'm saying he hasn't
Speaker 3: stuck to just the comedy stuff like some of these guys. Yeah,
Speaker 3: did Vince really do stand up?
Speaker 5: He No, I don't think he did.
Speaker 2: Swingers.
Speaker 1: That was his first movie and he kind of cainta
Speaker 1: pulled himself in there. He's never really did stand up
Speaker 1: from what I understand I didn't know he's talking. He's
Speaker 1: very funny, but do you think he'd be stand up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't mean saying we're just talking in movies, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't care if he's in stand up. I don't
Speaker 2: know anybody coming at you a little, you know, maybe
Speaker 2: that's me. That's just me. Please don't touch me, Please
Speaker 2: get your hands talk all right. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 2: out what are we going off of, Like who we
Speaker 2: think was the best list?
Speaker 3: Is your truth, bro? Or my truth?
Speaker 2: I would put Vince.
Speaker 3: Vaughn in it, even though it doesn't make sense we're
Speaker 3: talking about it.
Speaker 10: I know Vince Vaughan over these guys in best comedic
Speaker 10: act I think he's he's personally one of my favorite
Speaker 10: comedic actors.
Speaker 2: He's been in.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, that's a good point. I'll go, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna go your way. I believing who's the greatest.
Speaker 1: That's what we're going with, the greatest of all time?
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what we're ranking greatest comedy commit not your
Speaker 10: favorite man.
Speaker 2: Well that's it.
Speaker 3: That has to be the way to do it because otherwise,
Speaker 3: But doesn't that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work because I say Blokelno is the greatest band
Speaker 1: of all time but also my favorite band. But there's
Speaker 1: nothing to back up the fact that they're the best
Speaker 1: band of all time.
Speaker 5: But you're you're obviously wrong that they're the greatest band
Speaker 5: of all time.
Speaker 2: That's a little aggressive. But why do you say that.
Speaker 5: Because the fucking the Beatles led Zeppelin are all they.
Speaker 2: Rated as buck we're the greatest, Saydler And uh, Bill Murray.
Speaker 3: Name three movies Bill Murray's been in that doesn't those
Speaker 3: three movies?
Speaker 2: Which one? Uh that was? He is? He is a legend.
Speaker 2: Caddy Shack, Zombie Land, come on, come on, ghost Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Ghostbusters around.
Speaker 3: That one.
Speaker 2: You've seen grounholl Day, Ye, I've seen groundholl Day, King
Speaker 2: Space yea space game. At that point, he was living
Speaker 2: office legend. But I'm trying to use my brain now
Speaker 2: and like the way people perceive these guys, like you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: will you name three movies?
Speaker 3: It's like, listen, it's not my personal I've.
Speaker 1: Got so we're just this we're talking about we're talking
Speaker 1: about the best of the greatest comedic actors of all time.
Speaker 1: Like we got to put these above our bias so
Speaker 1: Avance Bond's obviously not in it. My Tier one is
Speaker 1: going to be Robin Williams and.
Speaker 3: Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey is a good one.
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey is a good one.
Speaker 1: I think he was maybe not my favorite style of
Speaker 1: like comedic acting, but he did change the fucking game
Speaker 1: quite a biting.
Speaker 2: Sure, it was dumb and Dumber was great.
Speaker 3: Dom Dummer was so fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: I think he was unreal.
Speaker 10: I think we should have done tier fucking movies. I know,
Speaker 10: dumb dumbers. Like there's some arguments there with best comedic movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I would That's where I would go
Speaker 2: in with wedding crashers.
Speaker 3: I'm a wedding crashers number one wedding tie one.
Speaker 2: So we did Tier one, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I did Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, and I guess I
Speaker 1: have to stick to it. I already regret my decision,
Speaker 1: but I'm fucking in it.
Speaker 3: You can see your personals getting mixed in there. That's
Speaker 3: why I know.
Speaker 1: I know, but I already know my tier two. So
Speaker 1: you guys, go ahead, who's.
Speaker 2: Your two two?
Speaker 5: I did Tier one was Sandler and Will Ferrell. I
Speaker 5: gotta go far Ley, and.
Speaker 3: But you can pick whatever you want you.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Who else are we? Who's out there? Farley?
Speaker 3: This is a pretty good list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is you don't like Robin Williams? Like, how is
Speaker 2: he not easy picks for you?
Speaker 5: He's up there, he's good. No, I'm just trying to
Speaker 5: think what.
Speaker 1: Don't trying to make him up to say he's dead
Speaker 1: like he's trying to be on the butt. But like,
Speaker 1: what what are we talking here? Which Robin Williams movies?
Speaker 1: I think I'm going Will I'm going.
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell and Eddie Murphy for my tier two Natty Professor.
Speaker 5: And still I personally I'll go I'll go I like
Speaker 5: Steve Martin.
Speaker 3: Noddy Professor to.
Speaker 10: I'll go Tier two. Tier two, do little Bro? Tier
Speaker 10: two is Chris Farley and Jim Carrey.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: That was good. That was a good one. What about you, Taylor?
Speaker 1: My tier two is you want to be Chris Farley
Speaker 1: and Will Ferrell? Solid it's all choices. Tier three to
Speaker 1: round it off, who'd you do?
Speaker 3: Tier two? Will Ferrell and Eddie Murphy? Tier three?
Speaker 1: Oh right, it's funny, He's really funny. Bro, it's very funny.
Speaker 1: Damn jon Ill and Seth Rogan and all those.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 10: Actually, you know what I should have I should have
Speaker 10: gotten this right away. Danny McBride is fucking hilarious. Bride's incredible,
Speaker 10: righteous Gemstones right now, Jemstones hilarious. He's found down was
Speaker 10: like the best, It was the best.
Speaker 2: Ryan come all the way.
Speaker 3: You like Ryan Reynal like Ryan Reynolds now you like him?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You must know he's moving to Nshville just to be
Speaker 3: on the bus.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 1: People say he just wants to move here just so
Speaker 1: he can come on. That's what people are saying, and
Speaker 1: that wild. But you don't think Ryan Reynolds is good.
Speaker 5: I think Ryan Rends is good. I don't think he's
Speaker 5: of all time.
Speaker 2: Not try Lewis. I don't want to step I don't
Speaker 2: want to step.
Speaker 10: On your guys, hose. I don't want to be like, dude,
Speaker 10: what are you guys? Fucking the idiots? I don't want
Speaker 10: to be mean dude.
Speaker 5: You're like, you know who's the funniest act of all time?
Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1: I loved him in fucking Deadpools when he was fucking
Speaker 1: twelve years old.
Speaker 5: I can't stop watching superhero movies.
Speaker 2: I'm an adult man, That's what I mean.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be mean.
Speaker 10: So you guys say something I'm not worried about. Oh
Speaker 10: damn Jack Black is fucking awesome too.
Speaker 2: Damn it.
Speaker 3: He hasn't He hasn't moved the needle from me Owen Wilson.
Speaker 2: Jack Black for you.
Speaker 1: Never watch Today hilarious, Today's tea Piadestina the greatest.
Speaker 2: And best song in the world.
Speaker 3: Yes, I could do that a whole album for you,
Speaker 3: No problem that really.
Speaker 5: Know every word. I used to sing it in My Ring.
Speaker 3: Dude, my Tiers three.
Speaker 2: I'll probably do uh.
Speaker 1: Hold on, that's chirp. I'm going to fucking heroes fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: But every bit of that Dead pulls a good fucking
Speaker 3: movie and.
Speaker 2: It's funny as ship. Let's be picture that year Dead.
Speaker 2: That is good. It is good, getting comfortable and just.
Speaker 1: Off and just bare knuckle us in the dude, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go what about Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 10: Ryan Reynolds and Vince Vaughn greatest comedic actors of all time.
Speaker 10: Vince Vaughn's The Middle, The Rocks hilarious, The Rock dude,
Speaker 10: I love when the Rock and Kevin Harder together.
Speaker 3: Ryan RELs is funny.
Speaker 2: Bro, what about Kevin Hart? For real?
Speaker 5: That when the Rock and Kevin Harder together, I lose
Speaker 5: my fucking ship?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: Are you being serious right now? Are you being Do
Speaker 3: you like it?
Speaker 5: Do you like it when they're goofy?
Speaker 3: Heart's funny?
Speaker 1: Obviously, Kevin Hart's funny. I don't think the rock like
Speaker 1: you know, you don't think you don't think the rock's funny?
Speaker 3: I mean at times, but not really. If you think
Speaker 3: who's funny or you were Kevin Hart? Kevin Hart numbers
Speaker 3: don't lie.
Speaker 2: That's not true. I know.
Speaker 3: So who's your tier three?
Speaker 2: Uh? Dam McBride.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to think of who I haven't Dam McBride,
Speaker 10: and it's gotta be like Eddie Murphy or Bill Murray.
Speaker 10: If we add if we add Chappelle Show, Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 10: Dam mc bride and Chappelle my two three? Okay, Chappelle
Speaker 10: Show was the great show, and he's found down to
Speaker 10: the two I think the best comedies cool?
Speaker 5: All right? Sorry dude, and my bad, fine, my bad, guys.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go Owen Wilson and Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 3: Are you are you serious?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: The other guys as funny as fuck, but you can't
Speaker 6: Mark Wahlberg again, dude's fucking or Owen Wilson, Wilson wedding crashers.
Speaker 5: But there's like Bill Murray and.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it's yours Mark Olberg right down, Tears.
Speaker 2: That's the best.
Speaker 5: What was the last two mark.
Speaker 2: Guys? You saw the other guys you thought that's a
Speaker 2: comedic genius right there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the going back and forth?
Speaker 5: Did you put Will Ferrell on your list?
Speaker 3: Yeh yeah, Will Farrel is my two?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Did it make sense to you?
Speaker 5: I was gonna be like if you put Wolburg on
Speaker 5: my list?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: James, Kevin Heavin, James Kevin James, someone tell me my
Speaker 2: first two tears? Where I forgot queens?
Speaker 10: John c Riley's up there, Walkhart, Walkhart and step brothers.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the new in l the La Lakers Show.
Speaker 5: Yeah? I like it.
Speaker 3: It's on real.
Speaker 2: I think he's so good.
Speaker 5: Watched the first episode. I was like, this is okay. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's been great.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't called the newest one yet, but it's fucking great. Oh,
Speaker 1: John Cy Riley is funny is one of the greatest
Speaker 1: of all?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: Is he up there with Mark Wilburg above, up there
Speaker 2: with Mark Wahlberg and Owen Wilson.
Speaker 5: Wolburg's funny?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: Who do I have? My Tier one?
Speaker 1: Robin william was in Who, Jim Carrey, Chris Farley and
Speaker 1: who else Chris Farley and Will Ferrell? Okay, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do uh Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase, and uh.
Speaker 5: Oh, we forgot Mike Myers. Mike Myers Chase, Mike Myers.
Speaker 1: Tier three, those are my Tier three, the awesome powers.
Speaker 1: Ud know.
Speaker 5: It was just crazy.
Speaker 2: Three of the greatest movies ever made.
Speaker 3: Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 5: Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 2: It was so trash.
Speaker 3: I hated that movie.
Speaker 2: Of the movie I didn't like very much.
Speaker 1: Step Brothers, you did it. I wasn't a huge fan
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that, dude, No, I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Step Brothers is, Yeah, step Brothers is all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm honestly surprised. Was that one of the things you
Speaker 2: didn't see it the weekend it came out and everybody
Speaker 2: else saw it and loved it, And then you're just like,
Speaker 2: oh no, it kind of fucking sucks.
Speaker 1: Definitely, Taylor's kind of like that, dude, Sorry, you'd be
Speaker 1: more interesting, you know, I saw I think my wife,
Speaker 1: what were you guys saying, Oh, I don't even remember,
Speaker 1: Oh you tired like that?
Speaker 2: What were you guys saying?
Speaker 10: He said, uh, that you probably didn't see step Brothers
Speaker 10: when it came out and everybody loved it. And then
Speaker 10: since you're the type of guy who would be like, well,
Speaker 10: I think it sucks. I think it sucks.
Speaker 5: That's how he said, very much, not that guy at all.
Speaker 5: I didn't get that vibe.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's okay.
Speaker 3: I was watching Harry Potter like a decade later.
Speaker 2: I think it's fire.
Speaker 1: I think the movie is a wrong But I just
Speaker 1: finished definitely Hollis Part two last night that I went
Speaker 1: through it.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's I'm not that guy.
Speaker 3: Do you are that guy because you just watched it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But no, the point you're missing I'm saying I'm not
Speaker 1: the guy is is that I don't just as I
Speaker 1: didn't see the movie and claim that it was funny first,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying like, oh, it's that movie sucks. I
Speaker 1: think Harry Potter's awesome. I just off for the first
Speaker 1: time at thirty years old.
Speaker 2: One of it he made for a long time.
Speaker 3: You made fun of it, like Harry Potter. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: put him on to make fun of it. I put
Speaker 3: him on it. He's just saying ship and he.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen I heard.
Speaker 5: You don't have it too good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's annoying to me to see these people that
Speaker 1: want to move to Montana.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, y'all, if y'all moved to Montana, you're
Speaker 1: doing the same ship that they're trying to fight against
Speaker 1: in the show. Yeah, that's a good point, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like getting married up there some ship.
Speaker 2: It was a great wedding. Yah, you got married there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we got oh, but it was a fucking blast.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. It was in the middle of Yellowstone for sure.
Speaker 5: You like, let's get married up there.
Speaker 2: That's my wife wanted a mountain wedding. That's also them
Speaker 2: are like Colorado is a lot more pricey than Montana.
Speaker 2: So we looked at like Wyoming and Montana and then
Speaker 2: we you know, she fell in love with this. The
Speaker 2: pictures we were seeing during COVID that's all Stana. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for real, greatest is the first thing we've gone over
Speaker 2: to Europe on your stand up. Yeah, first time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll stoke to you for that. I'm pretty excited, you think.
Speaker 3: Do you think the joke's gonna hit different?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I'm worried about I just did Canada a couple of
Speaker 10: weeks ago, and I realized my entire acts about America obviously,
Speaker 10: like talking about football and talking about things like that,
Speaker 10: and they're like, fuck you talking about like that.
Speaker 3: Canadians hate they know what it was.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 3: Edmonton likes football, do they?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well they they got a team over there, yeah Edmonton, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Edmonton Tiger Cats.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: True, it is something like that that could be on
Speaker 10: the table. You think about it, everything about strapping up
Speaker 10: for the Tiger Cats out.
Speaker 3: There, bull Like I see the XFL they got lead
Speaker 3: coming out the USFL, Like I feel.
Speaker 5: Good the XFL would have been that'd be a nice move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would thrive in the XFL for a year.
Speaker 1: Just do antics, Just have fun and go he sit
Speaker 1: down and write some skits out for you.
Speaker 5: You just do them.
Speaker 10: Be a star if you fucked around, I mean you
Speaker 10: that guy should be all act. Yeah, just get to
Speaker 10: get a funny jersey name. Yeah, I mean lucrative the.
Speaker 3: Back of your jersey A biscuit, dude. We got a
Speaker 3: squad biscuits.
Speaker 2: It woul just bring gravy and after you get like
Speaker 2: an iron.
Speaker 1: T or something like that, you run across like the
Speaker 1: bleachers and they just pour gravy on you as you
Speaker 1: run by.
Speaker 5: What what's the what team? What do you mean? What
Speaker 5: are the biscuits?
Speaker 2: It's biscuits, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's our Xbox Uh oh ship?
Speaker 5: What do you playing?
Speaker 2: Xbox?
Speaker 1: Play Rocket League mostly ro League or Risk Rockey League
Speaker 1: to play Risk Red Dead Redemption bro. That ship's fun
Speaker 1: as hell.
Speaker 2: Not on Xbox. It's like this big giant map obviously
Speaker 2: game you know. It's just I just immediately look over
Speaker 2: at him thinking like, yeah, I think he doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Risk idiot.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Deadpool and then Rocky League Heavy.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was good.
Speaker 5: It was good. I wouldn't say it was one of
Speaker 5: the greatest comedic performances.
Speaker 2: Of all time. No, but it does make you warm
Speaker 2: and fussed the entire time. Yeah, that's true, and it's
Speaker 2: a different concept, right, Like it kinda changed the game
Speaker 2: a little bit, did rewrite cinematic history.
Speaker 10: Deadpool rewrote cinematic history. I think Ryan Reynolds is a
Speaker 10: fucking community I used to love Van Wilder.
Speaker 1: Outstanding movie funny, no doubt, nationallypoon, no doubt, he's funny.
Speaker 2: You can tell he's had a little skit game in
Speaker 2: him too, the way he does his little commercials and
Speaker 2: everything else.
Speaker 3: Funny skit Yeah, like will it came a.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean a gag. He's got the
Speaker 2: skip game in him too. It's like, yeah, he's a
Speaker 2: movie star. Yeah, but he also writes. You know some
Speaker 2: people they just performed, they're just performers. Oh you're saying
Speaker 2: he's got the brains, and yes he does.
Speaker 5: He does seem pretty intelligent.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah. For Canadian he sold that uh sold that
Speaker 2: aviation gin for fucking fuckloads of money.
Speaker 3: Really, I think that was the exact percentage.
Speaker 2: And you should yeah, yeah, you should see the fucking
Speaker 2: commercial he did for that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you think I'll get a kick out of the commercial.
Speaker 2: You'd like it. I think you'd like it. So next
Speaker 2: time we're coming to Nashville.
Speaker 1: Podcasting, Ryan Reilds is doing pretty good, all right. He
Speaker 1: sold his Jim Hey, what do you think about commercials, Jim, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you think about them? What do you think
Speaker 1: about your first appearance on Busting with the Boys?
Speaker 5: Personally?
Speaker 2: I could have done better, That's what I think.
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, I think I let that.
Speaker 2: I think you were hilarious.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got, I didn't.
Speaker 2: We're in it, We're in it.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like are you thinking about?
Speaker 5: What do you mean where I let?
Speaker 3: What do you regret about your first appearance I'm Busting
Speaker 3: with the Boys.
Speaker 10: I shouldn't have talked about l I just said, really,
Speaker 10: I think no, I've just done it a thousand times.
Speaker 2: I know, but I was very excited to hear about it.
Speaker 5: That's totally fine. Maybe we have a ton of listeners
Speaker 5: that have never heard me say that. So do you
Speaker 5: think so? Definitely?
Speaker 3: Yeah, our listeners do a rip, dude. They roll fucking
Speaker 3: deep too. Nice. When do you come back to Nashville next?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure you want to do some skits when
Speaker 3: you come back? Yeah, dude, let's do some skits.
Speaker 2: Speak on right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys want to sign a what type of
Speaker 5: kid are you interested in doing?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it whatever your brain.
Speaker 5: You're in it too.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would love to be if you guys will
Speaker 3: have me.
Speaker 5: You guys jumped in pretty quick.
Speaker 3: If you guys will have.
Speaker 1: Me, I think I think I will. I think it
Speaker 1: will be fantastic. Yeah, I think this guy a full
Speaker 1: lot of sleep.
Speaker 2: He's on fire. I'd be I'd be happy to have you.
Speaker 2: I'd be happy to have you like.
Speaker 5: A medieval's time thing. You can Yeah, you could be
Speaker 5: in that. Oh you could be perfect in that.
Speaker 2: You don't know me that well? Why well enough?
Speaker 5: You know you mean I think you could be pretty.
Speaker 5: You just you don't. You don't even have to have lines.
Speaker 5: You could be the fucking mountain. Damn you just show
Speaker 5: up and be you a.
Speaker 2: Piece of meat to you. Yeah, he's not even giving
Speaker 2: you lines, So we're gonna do skits. What you could
Speaker 2: be the mountain in the line, give me the mountain.
Speaker 2: I don't want to grunt due unless you're paying me.
Speaker 2: Fucking I am groot.
Speaker 1: Money you're not getting you're not getting almost no money.
Speaker 1: I'll give you my time, yeah, and I'll pay for
Speaker 1: some of the productions.
Speaker 5: From me here. Grunt first and we'll shake up, all right.
Speaker 2: That was like, So that's the two or three.
Speaker 10: What if you wear the hound his brother and what's
Speaker 10: the what's the situation? Uh, the monsters, the mountain's going wild.
Speaker 10: You're scared. This is a scared grunt.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a scared grunt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, what the fuck is this? But you can't
Speaker 5: see you gotta all you can communicate in is grunt.
Speaker 2: Oh that was scary. That wasn't that scary?
Speaker 5: I'm out he's out of his cage. Yeah, he's going on.
Speaker 2: He couldn't change it the whole time.
Speaker 3: Like there's somebody hey, fucking like like tat me or something.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 5: That was pretty good.
Speaker 2: You guys are good.
Speaker 10: So it's official. I'll have will text you your number.
Speaker 10: You guys are yes, Yeah, dude, I love it, bro,
Speaker 10: Thanks for coming on, man, I'm honored to be here,
Speaker 10: are you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was excited to come on. I'm a fan
Speaker 2: of guy clips. Yeah, I want to know that. And
Speaker 2: it took us that long to get in these kids.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we had an audition. Watch your clips on here.
Speaker 10: That doesn't necessarily translate. Yeah, no, I bet we translate.
Speaker 5: But I saw the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your little turn the holy fun that's shoulder. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that was awesome. I would love to see
Speaker 1: whatever you wrote and then we kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: have some fun with it. You do all the work,
Speaker 1: and then we'll act it out and take the fan.
Speaker 5: That's what I do.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I hear. But what
Speaker 2: did you think of what all of all the pods
Speaker 2: you've been on? How do you feel about busting with
Speaker 2: the boys?
Speaker 5: We're we're fishing. Yeah, this is the sickest studio by far,
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 10: I like football, So it's cool to see you guys.
Speaker 10: Ever favorite part of Man ever been? I like Rogan
Speaker 10: was cool. That was one that I was like, what,
Speaker 10: oh this Yeah, this is Rogan. Yeah, it doesn't compare
Speaker 10: to this. This is like a different This is cool. Yeah,
Speaker 10: you're going to Rogan. It's like, oh shit, this is scary.
Speaker 10: This is Were you nervous going into Rogan first time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: First time for sure?
Speaker 8: What are you?
Speaker 3: What are you nervous about? You're on Rogan?
Speaker 10: You know it's really canceled, you know, I know, but
Speaker 10: I knew we were going to talk about it, and
Speaker 10: I knew I was gonna have to like relive it,
Speaker 10: talk about it there.
Speaker 2: This talks about it. One thousand podcasts.
Speaker 1: There's a level.
Speaker 3: There's a level of guilt you do have, though, No,
Speaker 3: so why what was the matter?
Speaker 2: If you relive it?
Speaker 5: Then well I just don't.
Speaker 10: I don't feel like reading comments again, being like seeing
Speaker 10: people be like fuck him a.
Speaker 3: Moment to going Rogan, you got to talk about it,
Speaker 3: and then I gotta.
Speaker 5: Talk about but we didn't. Yeah, it was good. I
Speaker 5: love Rogan. Was good and we keep going back on
Speaker 5: and it's dude, Yeah, he's a man.
Speaker 2: He's asked us to come on a couple of times.
Speaker 3: We just haven't made it work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get him down here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's call him.
Speaker 3: He's got the number one podcast in the world.
Speaker 2: Say sound sound right now? FaceTime?
Speaker 3: Rogan right busting with the boys wants to have you
Speaker 3: on their bus.
Speaker 5: And he'd be mad if I did that. Why would
Speaker 5: you be mad? Because I'd be clearly using him for
Speaker 5: clout and he hates that.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: He could recognize it.
Speaker 5: If I was like, Hey, what's up, Joe, here's my friend.
Speaker 3: Here's what we'll do. Here's here's what we'll do.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 2: That's a nice little ring to do it, right, We'll
Speaker 2: click there you go, my best We'll clip that we'll
Speaker 2: clip this bar for him, give it to him, and
Speaker 2: then you can just send it to Joe. But hey,
Speaker 2: we we won't even put it out there in the public.
Speaker 2: But it just yeah, I just want you to know
Speaker 2: these key's on your guys. Right. Do you guys thank
Speaker 2: you for doing that?
Speaker 5: Do you do?
Speaker 2: You guys? Even boys like that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Like what?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, you're as Texas boys.
Speaker 1: You're you go to the bar, you have one too
Speaker 1: many some girls hitting on you, and you're like, I
Speaker 1: really don't want to do this.
Speaker 3: There's only one.
Speaker 1: Person you can call because every contact in your phone
Speaker 1: is now deleted except for one, and it's Joe's. Do
Speaker 1: you feel comfortable calling him and staying in the night
Speaker 1: his house?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: Wow? Yeah? Step closer, you guys. Do you guys think
Speaker 5: I'm like a stepping stone h to get to that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Everybody? Guy?
Speaker 10: You guys, let me tell you something. You guys aren't
Speaker 10: going to do well on that show. You don't think
Speaker 10: so if you guys were on there, well, I think
Speaker 10: we do. I think what why don't you think.
Speaker 5: What's his name?
Speaker 10: Arian Foster went on it and he killed I thought
Speaker 10: he watched the fighting wolf does Joe doesn't know football? Yeah,
Speaker 10: he doesn't like he never liked it. He watched he
Speaker 10: watched fighting, Yeah, he doesn't care about it. And then
Speaker 10: when you explain, like Arian Foster was explaining how hard
Speaker 10: football is, he was like, oh, ship, like the training
Speaker 10: and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the whole fighting a wolf thing. I
Speaker 2: feel like I feel like we could beat up a wolf.
Speaker 5: How many of us?
Speaker 2: No, just one on one. I'd have a tough I
Speaker 2: don't know, Bro, you're talking about an alpha fucking wolf.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would smell.
Speaker 2: Fear on you. But if you don't have it on you,
Speaker 2: you would have fear? What if you use it kind
Speaker 2: of perfume?
Speaker 3: What throw im off? I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 2: I go, Is that savage? And then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you gotta go wolf? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think you'd have a decent chance against the wolf.
Speaker 2: I don't. You're really up three floors.
Speaker 3: Is fucking huge. What about me?
Speaker 5: I think you do great against the wolf.
Speaker 2: Dude, better against the wolf fell.
Speaker 5: Probably him? Exkidding what you don't think? You don't agree?
Speaker 3: You can don't have thumbs.
Speaker 1: I know they're super aggressive and they're really strong. They
Speaker 1: only have so much neck mobility. They're not owls. They
Speaker 1: fucking they're fast. But if you put them in a
Speaker 1: small room, like what are we gonna do? Their teeth
Speaker 1: are sharp, but they're like razor blade sharp.
Speaker 5: They fuck you up.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying. I'm not saying, yeah, but like if
Speaker 2: you've been bit by a dog, I've been bit by.
Speaker 5: Like a German shepherd. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Amplify that two times. Can't ouch, but I'm getting my
Speaker 2: arms around that dog's neck and I'm waiting to the
Speaker 2: fucking bubble stop. You know what I'm saying. Put them
Speaker 2: underwater that you're in a room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could be a bucket of water there that
Speaker 1: ain't rais or sharp Brough, Doug, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're taking a wolf.
Speaker 5: How big of a wolf are we talking here?
Speaker 2: I'm talking here's one thing. That's one thing I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never been next to a wolf, uh in my life,
Speaker 1: and you've been to a wolf sanctuary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have been terrified if one was mad
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 1: Every time in my life I've been really scared of something,
Speaker 1: I run towards it, not from it, and it's not
Speaker 1: from like a I'm a tough guy thing. One time,
Speaker 1: me and my buddies goes in third grade. We're throwing
Speaker 1: rocks at cars going by on the road. Not a
Speaker 1: great kid, but we hit this car from a wolf
Speaker 1: and it takes a hard left at us, and we
Speaker 1: start running away from it. And then I like get
Speaker 1: behind this like bush, and the car like stops right
Speaker 1: in front of it. And instead of like hiding and
Speaker 1: being like afraid, I'm being afraid. I was still afraid,
Speaker 1: but I get out of the bush and I kind
Speaker 1: of run towards the car real quick, as if like
Speaker 1: I'm in a defuse situation. Now, same thing happened with
Speaker 1: me and my buddy Anthony.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 1: We just He's like, don't throw rocks in my car,
Speaker 1: and I was eight and he's like, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here, kid.
Speaker 2: It was something like that.
Speaker 1: I was smoking a cigar with my buddy in eighth
Speaker 1: grade and like somebody walked open the door and like
Speaker 1: immediately walked over to them like out.
Speaker 2: Of like fear. So yeah, I do think i'd watch
Speaker 2: towards that thing. It's a weird gig.
Speaker 3: It's a weird deal.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure why I shared.
Speaker 3: That, well, it sounds like you'd be a good person
Speaker 3: to camp with. Yeah, so you can run. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: do you mean you'd be the good person to camp with?
Speaker 1: Get him messed with the cougar, But I will I
Speaker 1: would fuck a wolf up.
Speaker 3: I think you think you do well.
Speaker 10: Guess well, I would not do that. I would not
Speaker 10: do very well. I'm pretty out of shape. I'd get
Speaker 10: fucked up. You guys are strong that you could suck
Speaker 10: up a wolf. I think you could take away.
Speaker 3: We could fight a wolf.
Speaker 1: Ye see, I gotta I don't know. I haven't watched
Speaker 1: wolves in a while. Us pulp a video of wolf's
Speaker 1: see some wolves and what they're up to?
Speaker 3: Just think of that last scene in uh was the
Speaker 3: movie Liam Neeson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. He's up there for comedy too. Actually, truthfully,
Speaker 1: he is very funny.
Speaker 2: I see that flex I will find you.
Speaker 5: No, No, I don't mean like that.
Speaker 2: I'm messing with you.
Speaker 5: How do you mean it?
Speaker 10: Then he's funny and uh he's had some cameos and
Speaker 10: comedies where he's like really actually hilarious.
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Speaker 5: You guys, ever want to take your own life.
Speaker 2: Two hours straight?
Speaker 3: All ahead.
Speaker 5: Dog, it's a good dog, dude. I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: this one time my.
Speaker 3: Charge, just fucking animal. I'm just not have a beard thing,
Speaker 3: just just what I do.
Speaker 10: Yeah, check out this good dog though, A nice looking dog.
Speaker 10: Good dogs beat wolf? What dog can beat a wolf?
Speaker 10: Holy shit? Even the production crews out of there. They're
Speaker 10: not all with it either, are they? Oh, be a
Speaker 10: little shorter.
Speaker 2: It's like, what matter what happens. It's not like we're
Speaker 2: gonna solve the problem. Like, no, I think I'm taking
Speaker 2: a wolf. Willly, you don't think you can take a wolf?
Speaker 2: I think I'm taking a wolf. Have ended that coman
Speaker 2: thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 3: It was good though, But either way, Rogan and Arian
Speaker 3: Foster did have a good conversation.
Speaker 5: About true Holy Ship that was twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was our version of yeah, human versus wolf sure,
Speaker 2: much more interesting than.
Speaker 10: What was their statement though. I think Rogan definitely believes
Speaker 10: he could.
Speaker 3: I think Rogan said he couldn't.
Speaker 2: Oh, Foster's true.
Speaker 3: He does respect nature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he respects the ship on nature. It's really annoying.
Speaker 10: After after the one pocket me already, Shafir and Mark
Speaker 10: Norman did a podcast with him. We were out hanging
Speaker 10: out afterwards and we were like, they were like, do
Speaker 10: you think the three of us could beat up Rogan
Speaker 10: m And it was like no, oh he's like that,
Speaker 10: And he was immediately like, no, you couldn't. Well, are
Speaker 10: you Norman or small? He would literally just take me
Speaker 10: out instantly because he does. He does fucking kicks and ship. Dude,
Speaker 10: if he hit me with a leg kick, I'd be
Speaker 10: that would be it fa fascitating. Yeah, paraplegic. If he
Speaker 10: was nice enough to go to my legs, he hit
Speaker 10: me in the body or the fucking head. Yeah, I
Speaker 10: told you I'm like six three, but still he's he's
Speaker 10: he's small, but he can get up there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm about to get in the gym.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get into it, get into kicking
Speaker 2: and stuff, just like some combat ship.
Speaker 5: Being able to throw a kick. I can't kick anything.
Speaker 2: Learn to throw some.
Speaker 3: Hands a little bit. Yeah, get a little bit more dangerous.
Speaker 5: Hard to break it out to the XFL. Yeah, throwing
Speaker 5: leg kicks it, guys.
Speaker 2: You gotta really do that.
Speaker 1: You think Joe's really liked that? Is he really as
Speaker 1: rock solid as he seems? Yeah, he would suck us up,
Speaker 1: especially me, Ari and Norman pretty fucking comics.
Speaker 3: You think you're taking Rogan, No, I really don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I don't know. I'm confident. I'm not stupid.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I think of the wolf.
Speaker 1: Thing is I'm like, Okay, I have thumbs, I have
Speaker 1: all these years of evolution on my side.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go with my hand working a lot bigger, pretty
Speaker 2: quick twitch for a big guy.
Speaker 3: You thought you were confident enough to say you take me,
Speaker 3: so I didn't know how stupid you were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about you and Rogan. That's tough.
Speaker 5: You're huge.
Speaker 3: No, I think Rogan, I have zero combat skill.
Speaker 5: This is zero exactly.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you and I got in a ring together, it'd
Speaker 1: be like I was over there now, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like a lot of these a lot of
Speaker 1: dudes think they can just fight whoever. It's like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got fights in middle school and in college. I
Speaker 1: would cry and tackle a guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that middle school? You get so mad,
Speaker 2: crying in your face every fight.
Speaker 5: I got cried.
Speaker 1: Exactly, But like to be like in it and to
Speaker 1: be like to know what tells and what people are
Speaker 1: doing and the movement of the body.
Speaker 10: No, fuck how they throw punches. Dudes that know how
Speaker 10: to throw punch, Yes, it's crazy. No, I can't all
Speaker 10: like compact and Rogan would fucking end my shine.
Speaker 5: I'd be I'd be swinging with this, I think.
Speaker 1: McGregor would I think like when you get to the
Speaker 1: conversation like who was the girl that was like the
Speaker 1: best UFC fighter and she lost to Rows? Like do
Speaker 1: you think you could be her in a fight?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. You don't think so, mevers Ronda Rousey.
Speaker 1: Yes's one hundred and thirty one hundred and thirty pounds
Speaker 1: at thirty five pounds.
Speaker 10: No, she would could do a move she grab my arm. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I don't know, it's it's it's I wouldn't know how
Speaker 10: to get out of an arm bar.
Speaker 1: That'd be the But how much is Joe Rogan way
Speaker 1: one fifty five when seventy maybe you know you think
Speaker 1: he weighed one ninety five, He's like five to seven.
Speaker 2: Jack's like one ninety five two o five. Yeah, Rogan's
Speaker 2: like five eight. Or look up Joe Rogan height and wait.
Speaker 3: He's five six dude.
Speaker 2: By oh five?
Speaker 3: Aight, sorry I thought this at five six, Oh damn,
Speaker 3: he's way.
Speaker 5: Bigger than I thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that picture in.
Speaker 2: Though American Twisted. I feel I seen this photo is
Speaker 2: so scary.
Speaker 5: That's a good Rogan. That's a good rogue, good looking Rogan.
Speaker 3: Dude, he all fuck cats up.
Speaker 1: He seems to get some damage shot that rib cables
Speaker 1: give playsky looking.
Speaker 5: Let's get some dogs going again. You got Ryan Reynolds pictures.
Speaker 3: Definitely the movie man. All right, all right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, we appreciate you coming on, dude. This is an
Speaker 1: unreal thank you very much. How do other podcasts go
Speaker 1: normally a.
Speaker 2: Lot better than this? Better than this? Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: not too much.
Speaker 3: And we've had some no, dude, we've had.
Speaker 5: You were good.
Speaker 1: I thought you were outstated. I enjoyed you a lot,
Speaker 1: thanks man, And I think if you're going to come
Speaker 1: on again, it'd be more funny to be able to talk.
Speaker 10: We'd be able to relax a little more. Well we were, Yes,
Speaker 10: I'm in fighting. You've had a bad attitude for a
Speaker 10: while now and it's affecting the crew.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, I think you gave us too much, like respect
Speaker 3: on like almost step on their toes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely. I don't want to be much.
Speaker 1: I think next time you come on and remember this,
Speaker 1: because we'll forget you should just come out swinging. Okay,
Speaker 1: to the point where like twenty minutes and we're like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, what are we gonna do about this?
Speaker 10: Well, I don't want to. I don't want you guys
Speaker 10: to get to that. No, we're not gonna get that point,
Speaker 10: to get to the point where like, what'd you say?
Speaker 1: I just think it'd be I think if you just
Speaker 1: came in just chirping right away, I think it'd be
Speaker 1: the best podcast ever.
Speaker 5: You want to delete this one?
Speaker 2: I had a blast, No, bro, I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: Go check outoucking skits.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not. And if you're in Europe, we
Speaker 2: have a lot of fans in Europe.
Speaker 1: The whole tour. Whole tour in Europe. Monday, Australia.
Speaker 5: Are you guys going on tour?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sunday.
Speaker 2: I tour from August to January.
Speaker 5: Oh sick, it's gonna be great. You here.
Speaker 10: I leave Sunday. Come Friday, I'm here. You should be
Speaker 10: here Friday and Saturday of shows. It's any's you guys
Speaker 10: can come. It'd be fun the night, said the rhyman.
Speaker 10: That'll be fun. And you're like that text man, Oh,
Speaker 10: come through chat, I'll tell we'll talk. Hey when this happens,
Speaker 10: Just like that that's my like to touch.
Speaker 2: So sick.
Speaker 5: We're friends now, that's so dope. Look at us this
Speaker 5: picture off front