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Speaker 5: The la rams are interesting, threatening, entertaining. Voting falls right
Speaker 5: in that order. Forty two have them interesting, thirty five
Speaker 5: ish have threatening, and then only twenty three percent of
Speaker 5: the audience find them entertaining.
Speaker 2: I find them entertaining. You do, Yeah, I do. I'll come.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I I like kyn Williams, liked him
Speaker 2: at Notre Dame, Pooka Nakua. Cooper Cup, even Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 5: Cooper Cup kind of feels like, oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 5: remember Cooper Cupp's are like Avin Kamara, like, oh yeah
Speaker 5: remember he used to be really great?
Speaker 2: Yeah what happened to that dude? Yeah? Yeah, that that's
Speaker 2: a nice complimentary wide receiver to have for Pooka Nakua
Speaker 2: who could turn in, you know, at least yards wise,
Speaker 2: greatest season that a rookie has ever had. And he's
Speaker 2: already in that category with Randy Moss, justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase,
Speaker 2: and you know, not bad for a guy who was
Speaker 2: expected to be a middle round draft pick and was
Speaker 2: a middle round draft pick and now he might be
Speaker 2: the offensive rookie of the year. Right, anything else, Seaton,
Speaker 2: We've got.
Speaker 4: One here that hits a bunch of different topics from
Speaker 4: the to double D.
Speaker 2: Most tired story.
Speaker 4: Of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Ooh, okay, Todd's not in that, is he? I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's somewhere around eight options.
Speaker 2: Okay, eight options.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well where shoheo Tani would sign? I mean, that's
Speaker 5: that was a huge story. I don't know if it
Speaker 5: was tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't get tired of it. I got exhausted
Speaker 2: that there was no information, But I didn't get tired
Speaker 2: of people talking about that.
Speaker 5: If Draymond Green has mental health issues, I don't know
Speaker 5: if it was that, if the story was tired that
Speaker 5: he got mental or if he has mental health issues,
Speaker 5: but maybe it was a little tired of his antics.
Speaker 2: His his Yeah, this is all tired.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I got tired of the story,
Speaker 4: but I definitely got tired of him.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I agree. What about Bill Belichick's future, Yeah, Paul.
Speaker 6: I disagree.
Speaker 7: I am fascinated by that one because the lack of
Speaker 7: information that we've gotten, Yeah, every day gets more interesting.
Speaker 2: It's because it's the Patriots. You don't get any information,
Speaker 2: and even when you think you have information, the person
Speaker 2: who gave us the information then didn't want to come
Speaker 2: on the show to talk about the information because he
Speaker 2: probably heard from the Patriots. Tom Curran, who, well, what
Speaker 2: else do YOUFC?
Speaker 4: How about Jim Harbaugh in Michigan? Did you get tired
Speaker 4: of them at all?
Speaker 2: I got a little tired of the victimization that the
Speaker 2: Wolverines felt. And even Jim, Yeah, he wanted his day
Speaker 2: in court. And then all of a sudden, wait, you
Speaker 2: got some information on our linebackers, Jim, Jim will take
Speaker 2: the punishment there. Well, I was waiting for something to
Speaker 2: happen there and then it didn't, and then they ended
Speaker 2: up beating Ohio State, and now he's heard from the
Speaker 2: NC DOUBLEA.
Speaker 5: So you know, we could also change the wording of
Speaker 5: this from the most tired story of twenty twenty three
Speaker 5: to the biggest story of twenty twenty three, since I
Speaker 5: don't know nobody's I guess Todd is the only one
Speaker 5: tired of them.
Speaker 4: But tell you got any thoughts on this?
Speaker 2: You're what it takes a long time.
Speaker 8: You know, eventually you want, like, let's get the resolution.
Speaker 8: Is the story right with Tom Kurrn? Has he definitely
Speaker 8: done at the end of the year or is it
Speaker 8: some of these ores?
Speaker 2: But we don't even know if he's going to be done.
Speaker 2: We don't know what their draft pick is going to be,
Speaker 2: we don't know if the Patriots would trade him, we
Speaker 2: don't know if he wants to coach someplace OL. So
Speaker 2: there's still I mean, this is the greatest coach in
Speaker 2: NFL history we're talking about, so I didn't. I guess
Speaker 2: it depends on is it worth it, like that player
Speaker 2: or that team or that coach. Show Hey, o, Tani,
Speaker 2: you know this is a transcendent player. We've never had this.
Speaker 2: And then the contract that he signed, So I was
Speaker 2: not tired of that. I was fascinated by it. I'll
Speaker 2: be fascinated by what the Patriots do and what Belichick does.
Speaker 2: Draymond doesn't fascinate me. I mean, if he has mental health,
Speaker 2: you know, issues, I hope he takes care of it.
Speaker 2: But the other did he just have mental health issues?
Speaker 2: Are they just realizing this? That's why, you know, I
Speaker 2: just don't buy into it, you know, Yeah, Pauling.
Speaker 7: I hate when stories are finalized. I hate when stories
Speaker 7: as for what we do for a living. Once It's like,
Speaker 7: once Otani signs with the Dodgers, the story kind of
Speaker 7: goes away. It's the the speculation, it's the possibilities.
Speaker 3: That was what we do from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Otani goes there, And then I wondered, does
Speaker 2: that mean that Yoshinobu Yamamoto is going to go there
Speaker 2: because he's friends with Otani? Now I can be friends
Speaker 2: with you, That doesn't mean I want to go to
Speaker 2: your team unless I'll be friends with you or I'm
Speaker 2: friends with you and they get me three hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty five million dollars and a fifty million dollars signing bonus.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, but I was fascinated about are players going
Speaker 2: to want to play with Otani? The Dodgers? I don't
Speaker 2: know if they can afford anybody after this. Yes, ton for.
Speaker 8: Content for shows like US, that's good stuff. And if
Speaker 8: you're a deep sports fan. For the average person trying
Speaker 8: to make ends meet, I could see the other side
Speaker 8: where Sepular, I wonder who's going to give him the
Speaker 8: six seven hundred.
Speaker 3: Million dollars the Giants, Dodgers, Blue Jays.
Speaker 8: That would be my point about how like, you know,
Speaker 8: moving on to another topic that some people might be like,
Speaker 8: all right away, which team is going to give you
Speaker 8: a billion dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But I don't like, at what point do are
Speaker 2: these people bothered by this?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: How much is I'm bothered by this?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 8: They stuf to go about your business and be.
Speaker 2: They got to seven hundred million, Now you're bothered by this? Right?
Speaker 2: Like four hundred The guy who's a truck driver is
Speaker 2: going to be, yeah, I'm okay with that. What did
Speaker 2: he get seven hundred? Oh man, you got to be
Speaker 2: kidding me. I got what what it's like when we
Speaker 2: play the lottery, when we but we wait till it
Speaker 2: gets to a certain amount. It's you know, it's got
Speaker 2: to be at least two hundred and fifty million or
Speaker 2: We're not doing it. It's not worth your while. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: you do want to be in it. It's one hundred million.
Speaker 3: It's not going to change my lifetime.
Speaker 2: It's like the Live Tour. Yeah, it's not going to
Speaker 2: change my lifestyle.
Speaker 8: I was actually on the list which PGA Tour player
Speaker 8: is next to leave or Live Golf as the tired
Speaker 8: story of twenty twenty three as we wait with breath
Speaker 8: for the next person to join.
Speaker 2: I was tired of the Live Story because they kept
Speaker 2: giving them talking points of what to say when you
Speaker 2: got in front of the media, and it's like, can
Speaker 2: somebody just be honest, just say, this is a boatload
Speaker 2: of money. I can't pass it up. This is this
Speaker 2: will change my life. I mean, Rom said sort of,
Speaker 2: you know that that got to a point where you know,
Speaker 2: this is life changing money. But that's all I That's
Speaker 2: all I have to say. You don't have to validate
Speaker 2: this stupid format that Live has, but that's what they
Speaker 2: have to do. You know, I see what they're really
Speaker 2: changing golf. You know that, you know this innovation you
Speaker 2: get to wear shorts when you play golf. Oh, are
Speaker 2: you kidding me? I'm watching.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've always hated that golfers covered legs.
Speaker 2: I would tune in more if I was able to
Speaker 2: see their casts. All right, how about this shirtless golfers
Speaker 2: on the Live tour who doesn't want to see Nicholson?
Speaker 2: Who's with me? Oh?
Speaker 7: You have me until you mentioned, well, he's got the guns.
Speaker 7: He wears those tight shirts. It looks like he's jacked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, you're on your own on that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, just saying just trying to you know,
Speaker 2: the innovations that they have there. There's no innovation here.
Speaker 2: They play loud music, get to wear shorts, and you
Speaker 2: play three rounds and everybody makes the cut.
Speaker 3: Innovation.
Speaker 2: Just be honest. It's money. I could not pass up,
Speaker 2: could not. I get it, Fine, no problem with it.
Speaker 2: You live with yourself.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Yeah, Marv, if the music's playing, you
Speaker 3: can go shirtless. Are Yeah, they're growing the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah no they're not.
Speaker 6: But sponsorship on your chest, on your back, yeah of course.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the live story became kind of tired, and
Speaker 2: even when Rom were went there. You know, he's been
Speaker 2: a good guest on the show, but it doesn't change
Speaker 2: my viewing, Like I'm going to go Rom's not there.
Speaker 2: I don't care, it'll be somebody else. Well, let's see
Speaker 2: anything else that Seaton that was on Todd's list.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, we we've made it this far through
Speaker 5: the list, which is shocking that Aaron Rodgers name hasn't
Speaker 5: been brought a.
Speaker 8: Big left out one.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's yeah, wow, that became tired. Yeah that did?
Speaker 2: That became real time?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I blame Pat McAfee. I blame him, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because he gave him the platform to be able to
Speaker 2: go in there and talk about his injury.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he gave him the platform and then asked about
Speaker 5: the damn vaccines every week to get some clicks.
Speaker 4: Dude, just shut up about it already.
Speaker 2: Has McAfee had Kirk Cousins on with Aaron Rodgers, Like
Speaker 2: shouldn't they be able to commiserate with their achilles surgery
Speaker 2: and quarterbacks? And how about we give Kirk Cousins a
Speaker 2: chance let him speak his mind? All right? Maybe not?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I will say with the Aaron Rodgers story, it
Speaker 7: was it was somewhat tiresome the weekly update, but you
Speaker 7: could also be rooting for it to happen, Like I
Speaker 7: couldn't picture someone playing four months after an Achilles' tear.
Speaker 7: But imagine if some doctor invented a new system to
Speaker 7: fix it way earlier. It's like when you were a
Speaker 7: kid or when you were young watching sports, an ACL
Speaker 7: tear was a kiss of death for an NFL running back,
Speaker 7: and now it's what it's five months or so. I
Speaker 7: was rooting for the story to actually happen, even though
Speaker 7: I felt it was a puffed up story by all sides.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought that it was going to be malpractice,
Speaker 2: you know that if you let him go back and play.
Speaker 2: But it felt like this was more of Aaron wanting
Speaker 2: to go back to play to prove a point here.
Speaker 2: But I you know, they're not they if he's one
Speaker 2: hundred percent, is he going to go back and they
Speaker 2: have no chance of making the playoffs. That's why I
Speaker 2: kept saying, no, you can't have him go back just because.
Speaker 2: And now they cut a guy so they could add
Speaker 2: him to the active roster. Aaron's not going to play,
Speaker 2: so they had to cut something. You're cutting a guy
Speaker 2: right before Christmas so Aaron can come back, and I
Speaker 2: guess say that he was, you know, on the active roster.
Speaker 7: One of the reasons I saw that the Jets gave
Speaker 7: us so he could attend practice and work with the
Speaker 7: other quarterbacks. That was their reasoning for it. He could
Speaker 7: be at practice.
Speaker 2: I don't know, so he's not allowed to be there
Speaker 2: if he's not on the active roster.
Speaker 6: That wasn't clear on the story. Oh, I don't know,
Speaker 6: but it made they made it sound like, well, we wanted.
Speaker 2: To be acted. Yes, Todd, I had acupuncture in ayahuasca.
Speaker 3: I could be ready week nine.
Speaker 2: I think we should all do ayahuasca. He was with
Speaker 2: me nobody. I'm kind of in you.
Speaker 6: We have to fly somewhere. Can they have it delivered?
Speaker 2: I don't know if they do delivery.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of in I don't know if.
Speaker 2: It's like uber, Yeah, who ordered the Ayahwaska? We did? Todd?
Speaker 2: You interested in ayahuasca?
Speaker 8: If that's gonna all of a sudden make you bounce
Speaker 8: back from what's supposed to take a year plus to
Speaker 8: get better.
Speaker 3: For him, I'll take a sip.
Speaker 2: Oscar. Healed his achilles. It's not it didn't heal in
Speaker 2: his injury.
Speaker 8: But he's all about the I know something everyone else doesn't.
Speaker 8: Then I'm going to come back fast that anyone.
Speaker 2: He went into a dark room for three days and
Speaker 2: any didn't.
Speaker 5: That didn't heal his achilles either, though that those are
Speaker 5: all separate things before all right, the surgery that he
Speaker 5: had on his achilles is what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Healed like a younger Heraldo Rivera would have done ayahuasca
Speaker 2: just to do the story on ayahuasca. Like we we
Speaker 2: don't have those journalists who are immersive. They go all
Speaker 2: the way in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, somebody quick pop your achilles so we can
Speaker 5: see if this really works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had too many surgeries. Somebody else has to
Speaker 2: do it. Yes, Marton, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I think we forgot maybe the most tired and
Speaker 3: overcovered story te Travis Kelsey Y Hey Friday, I wasn't
Speaker 3: tired of him.
Speaker 2: I can affect the outcome of the most valuable, most
Speaker 2: improved in it.
Speaker 3: I said. I didn't say it was the most tired,
Speaker 3: but you brought it up. Yeah, but was it not
Speaker 3: one of the bigger stories it was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did become a little uh annoying.
Speaker 5: I actually like Taylor Swift more now whilst this because
Speaker 5: she just seems nice.
Speaker 2: Oh she goes.
Speaker 5: I'm curious to see how their relationship does once the
Speaker 5: football season is over.
Speaker 2: And like every weekend.
Speaker 5: They're not going to seventy five thousand screaming fans and
Speaker 5: it's just like, hey, so I gotta go work out,
Speaker 5: all right, see you later. I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 5: the village or whatever, you.
Speaker 2: Know, to try Becca.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no like awesome event to be like, isn't
Speaker 4: this gonna be fun?
Speaker 1: Kid?
Speaker 2: Come on, come see me at work.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I think that he likes being out in
Speaker 2: public with her, whereas maybe some of her other boyfriends
Speaker 2: didn't enjoy that, and that she's a big star and
Speaker 2: he's fine with her being a big star. I think
Speaker 2: that might be. You know, one of the things that
Speaker 2: attracted her to him is he was not afraid goes
Speaker 2: to a concert, wants to, you know, give her a
Speaker 2: bracelet and uh, you know, trying to shoot a shot,
Speaker 2: give a call there. You know. I wasn't afraid and
Speaker 2: to do it publicly. Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, I actually find myself more now like, oh man,
Speaker 5: I hope it works out for them, and I.
Speaker 2: Do too believe it.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know what, Look, they're young, they're
Speaker 5: in love, they're having a great time.
Speaker 4: I hope that this works out.
Speaker 2: Stop trying to ruin it everybody.
Speaker 3: It's sweet.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I think it's awesome. Yeah, but I love love.
Speaker 2: You know what turns out I do too? Yeah, yes, Mark,
Speaker 2: And if the.
Speaker 3: Chiefs don't go, if the Chiefs don't go to the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl, Travis Kelsey, he'll be at the Grammy Awards
Speaker 3: with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Okay, February fourth, Oh, he'll be there, all right? Yes, Todd,
Speaker 2: what you seem Irn, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I didn't have a problem with the whole dating story.
Speaker 8: Was just that every week, is she going to be
Speaker 8: at the game, and how's that gonna affect this performance?
Speaker 8: And is she a jinx or is she a good
Speaker 8: luck charm that was getting older?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: Okay? Do I blame her for that? Or do I
Speaker 2: blame the media because we sometimes get tired of a
Speaker 2: story because of the media covering something not that person.
Speaker 8: That's more on the media because they're consually looking up
Speaker 8: in the booth. Then is she there and you know
Speaker 8: they're trying to find if.
Speaker 2: It was all on the media, I mean she's not.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's saying, hey, you gotta be there
Speaker 2: and cover me. You know, I'm gonna walk in so
Speaker 2: you can get pictures of me. I don't. It doesn't
Speaker 2: seem that way. You know, it's an interesting story now.
Speaker 2: I am interested to see how it plays out here.
Speaker 3: Got to blame her for the drop top though.
Speaker 2: No, I blame Kelsey for that.
Speaker 3: At the end of Greece when they were leaving the
Speaker 3: locker room and he'd left off in the drop top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we come to yeah, but no, but that's Kelsey's car.
Speaker 2: He could have had one that's not a convertible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he could have done.
Speaker 2: Blame that on him. Yeah, No, I'm not blaming Taylor.
Speaker 2: Love Taylor. He's awesome. Uh. Okay. So coming up, we'll
Speaker 2: have the unveiling and we have the banners that will
Speaker 2: be unfurling. We furled them earlier today the year end awards.
Speaker 2: An update on the Rock Purty MVP bet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember the guy who had made a bet
Speaker 7: and you could win two hundred thousands.
Speaker 2: We have a big update, okay. Also, there's going to
Speaker 2: be a Christmas Is it a log that somebody gets
Speaker 2: hit in the face with? I mean not a log, but.
Speaker 4: It's a not in the sense that you thought us.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's a like a.
Speaker 6: Yeah cake, it's like a festive attack.
Speaker 2: But what is that thing called? Who's getting hit in
Speaker 2: the face with that thing? It's the that log that's
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a cake log.
Speaker 2: Cake log. Yeah. Now it's not a yule log.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's something a fire.
Speaker 2: No, that that's going to really hurt. You talk about
Speaker 2: burning your face TV. Yeah, and it's all about content
Speaker 2: and you'd have a few, you know, you'd have a
Speaker 2: week to heal before we come back. All right, let
Speaker 2: me take a break. If you're watching on Peacock, you
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Speaker 2: Tabulating the votes, Mario is putting the finishing touches, and
Speaker 2: then we will have the unveiling of the banners. Dan
Speaker 2: Etts will stand underneath the banner that represents what they
Speaker 2: did on this show this year according to you, the audience,
Speaker 2: most valuable, least valuable, most improved, and least improved. Also,
Speaker 2: we vote on the most valuable backroom guy coming up.
Speaker 2: And this isn't a anonymous bet or a choice. Here
Speaker 2: you have to tell everybody out loud of who you're
Speaker 2: voting for. So you can't do this in a suggestion
Speaker 2: boxes Fritzy is suggested, all right, So we talked about
Speaker 2: this bet with brock perty that somebody bet a lot
Speaker 2: of money on him to win the MVP this year.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, so I guess the payout would have
Speaker 2: been just over two hundred thousand dollars. And then I
Speaker 2: wondered if you could take the bet where you cut
Speaker 2: that in half, and PAULI was following up with Darren
Speaker 2: ravel would you find out.
Speaker 7: So the person who bet preseason put two thousand on
Speaker 7: brock Party to win. If he wins the MVP, this
Speaker 7: person wins two hundred and two thousand dollars. To protect
Speaker 7: his bet, he put it on a thing called prop
Speaker 7: swap where he could basically sell your bet, and so
Speaker 7: the person he sold it to bought his bet for
Speaker 7: one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. So the person
Speaker 7: who originally made his bet walks with one twenty five right,
Speaker 7: he's done, he's out. The person who bought the bet
Speaker 7: now can still win two hundred thousand dollars off his
Speaker 7: one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars investment on brock Partty,
Speaker 7: so he would net a seventy five thousand dollars win
Speaker 7: on the current MVP favorite. That seems like smart by
Speaker 7: both sides. Though, the guy you know, if Brock Party
Speaker 7: rolls his ankle this weekend in a bad loss, the
Speaker 7: guy who made the original bet still has one hundred
Speaker 7: and twenty five thousand.
Speaker 6: He's out.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like the guy who cashed in for one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty five thousand.
Speaker 6: Yes, the new guy is the risk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't do that. If Lamar Jackson and the
Speaker 2: Ravens win that game Monday night, then this it's over for.
Speaker 6: It's kind of a fifty to fifty thing.
Speaker 2: Then wow, I don't know if these voters are going
Speaker 2: to give it to brock Purty. Now if just if
Speaker 2: you listen to the media covering this story, they would
Speaker 2: not give it to brock Purty. But these voters, and
Speaker 2: what are there fifty voters who vote for this? You know,
Speaker 2: pro football writers maybe they look at this differently. I
Speaker 2: think the casual fan host analysts, they may look at
Speaker 2: this in like brock Purty, whereas the football writer may
Speaker 2: look at this as just pure football of what rock
Speaker 2: Purty has done. But it feels like I mean, I
Speaker 2: think Deebo Samuel or Trent Williams are more valuable to
Speaker 2: the Niners than Rock Purty, and Christ McCaffrey probably is
Speaker 2: more valuable to him. But brock Purty is doing exactly
Speaker 2: what you want him to do. And it's a quarterback
Speaker 2: driven award. You have to be the first or second
Speaker 2: seeded team in either the NFC or the AFC the
Speaker 2: last ten years. That's where the MVPs have come from.
Speaker 2: He's going to fit in with all those categories there
Speaker 2: and usually you reward. You know it's a player from
Speaker 2: the best team, and you know that'll be up for
Speaker 2: debate with you know, brock perty is he the best
Speaker 2: player on his own team? Yes, but our quarterbacks even
Speaker 2: really football players whoa wait a minute, you're waiting until
Speaker 2: thirty minutes left in the last show of the year.
Speaker 5: Well well, okay, yes, but you were talking about the
Speaker 5: MVP and how it's a quarterback award, and then this
Speaker 5: way too, the voting is already done for the four
Speaker 5: major awards, and if it's a really stupid statement, then
Speaker 5: we have a week for people to forget about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, but give me your thesis here, because.
Speaker 5: If you think about what a quarterback does, right, So
Speaker 5: Tom Brady, if you said, like, he's the greatest football
Speaker 5: player of all time, you know, right, But you could
Speaker 5: also say, say, Lawrence Taylor is right. Lawrence Taylor and
Speaker 5: what Lawrence Taylor did and what Tom Brady did are
Speaker 5: completely different things. But you could say that Lawrence Taylor
Speaker 5: has more in common with a player like Derrick Henry
Speaker 5: or Rob Gronkowski and what they do than Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: Does with any of those positions.
Speaker 5: The quarterback is more closely related to a punter and
Speaker 5: a kicker than he is any of those other quarterbacks. Okay,
Speaker 5: it sounds crazy, but if you think about it, it's
Speaker 5: really not. I understand their importance to the game, but
Speaker 5: what they do really isn't It isn't even remotely close
Speaker 5: to what anybody else does.
Speaker 2: Tom Brady and Lawrence Taylor play the same sport, but
Speaker 2: they don't play it the same way.
Speaker 5: Not even close. Their job descriptions are drastically different.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, but what about somebody like Lamar Jackson
Speaker 2: or Josh Allen. How about this, how many quarterbacks could
Speaker 2: play another position? You go, that's the question? How many?
Speaker 5: Because Lawrence Taylor, if you have him on the goal
Speaker 5: line and you hand him the ball, he's probably getting in,
Speaker 5: just like Rob Gronkowski, just like Derreck Henry.
Speaker 2: Okay, how many quarterbacks in the NFL could play another position?
Speaker 2: Kyler Murray could play defensive back or a slot receiver.
Speaker 3: Now, okay.
Speaker 5: Lamar Jackson is is an interesting example because he could
Speaker 5: probably play multiple He could probably play running back, but
Speaker 5: he's he's super athletic. Tom Brady, you cannot say one
Speaker 5: of his attributes is athletic, right, and Peyton Manning right,
Speaker 5: Peyton Manning, Joe Flacco, he probably isn't gonna Okay, Justin Herbert,
Speaker 5: I don't know that he is.
Speaker 4: I don't know that Joe Burrow is either.
Speaker 2: Justin Herbert could be a tight end. Josh Allen could
Speaker 2: be a tight end.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Josh Allen could for sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Joe Burrow could be. Yes, Hunt,
Speaker 2: I think seems onto something.
Speaker 8: There's ruffing the kicker and roughing the passer, those fragile positions,
Speaker 8: but you don't really have that and roughing the linebacker.
Speaker 3: Right, These guys we have to protect like they're made
Speaker 3: of glass.
Speaker 2: The voting is closed for most Valuable Danette.
Speaker 5: What do you do when you see a quarterback going
Speaker 5: in for a tackle?
Speaker 2: Get the hell out of there? What are you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't go do that. It's kind of its fetal position.
Speaker 5: It's a similar I mean, punters are like forced to
Speaker 5: prove their toughness, like you better tackle that guy, but
Speaker 5: they try, but it's it looks about the same as
Speaker 5: a quarterback doing it.
Speaker 2: It's a time for us to name the most valuable
Speaker 2: backroom guy. Okay, I'm still waiting for Mario. If we
Speaker 2: can get Mario to bring the voting out since it's
Speaker 2: been done. He's not going to win the Most Valuable
Speaker 2: Backroom Guy. Thank you, Mario.
Speaker 6: He's tanking that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it should.
Speaker 5: Be the Mario Miranda Most Valuable Backroom Guy award.
Speaker 2: Oh, can we get the trophy out of the control
Speaker 2: room with the big german? Big german, by the way,
Speaker 2: he won last year Most Valuable BRG. Oh he did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did seventy four thousand votes in Uh, what are
Speaker 2: people doing? Seventy four thousand votes? Uh? Samario just put
Speaker 2: that on Pauli's desk. That goes to the most Valuable
Speaker 2: b RG.
Speaker 6: Allright, my desk isn't used to having trophies on it.
Speaker 2: True. Okay, Tom, I'm gonna start with you the backroom
Speaker 2: Guy Most Valuable.
Speaker 8: I am going to give it to Ray because of
Speaker 8: helping with guest prep, control.
Speaker 3: Room grilling and the mini hot dogs. Not all is
Speaker 3: he grilling them.
Speaker 8: He'll serve them to you and put it in a
Speaker 8: little kind of little plastic plate kind of thing. And
Speaker 8: he's just all around, smiling, happy guy who writes what
Speaker 8: kinds of stuff without.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it, we got it, We got it.
Speaker 2: And he also comes up. He's the researcher behind the
Speaker 2: gambling podcast. Another Thing, by the way, available dan Patrick
Speaker 2: dot com. Off the Rails yesterday, Off the Rails, all
Speaker 2: right bad Larry showed up here at the man Cave,
Speaker 2: first time he'd ever been with Shay and Irving, and
Speaker 2: he said, I wanted to be here to stare you
Speaker 2: right in a face. I go, all right, I like this, Okay,
Speaker 2: Seaton most Valuable b RG.
Speaker 5: You know I'm gonna I'm also going picture day Ray whoa.
Speaker 5: I think that. I think Ray has really stepped up.
Speaker 5: He opened the convenience store, which was just.
Speaker 2: A revolution, really well financed by me.
Speaker 5: He's okay, he opened it. I mean, here's breaking news.
Speaker 5: This whole thing's finance.
Speaker 6: You're getting most value.
Speaker 2: My most valuable Yeah, financier.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wears a lot of hats.
Speaker 2: Okay. So Ray is one vote away from winning from
Speaker 2: locking this up. Okay, Marvin, who is your most valuable BRG?
Speaker 3: I know we just got on him, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go with Maria. No no, I'm.
Speaker 2: Curious you're calling Maria.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no. That was my son. And then I
Speaker 3: just said, that's funny. So I'm gonna stick with that.
Speaker 3: But he does the newsletter.
Speaker 2: No, no, Rob does the news letter helps out like.
Speaker 3: If I'm out here and PAULI asks for audio, Mariyo
Speaker 3: go gets the audio. And maybe I'm coming from a
Speaker 3: selfish standpoint because he helps me a lot. So I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go with Mary.
Speaker 2: All right, Paulie, your vote for most Valuable BRG is wow.
Speaker 7: You know I liked I have them who I was
Speaker 7: going to vote for, but now I want to increase
Speaker 7: the tension as a producer. So I was going to
Speaker 7: vote for Picture Day Ray because I do think it
Speaker 7: does fine work around here, and he's multi talented. I'm
Speaker 7: going to go with Mario because he goes under the
Speaker 7: radar I'm doing now, of course it is. It's complete
Speaker 7: BS and I just admitted it was. I'm going with Mario.
Speaker 7: So Dan, you can break the tie.
Speaker 2: All right, the most valuable, well you can vote.
Speaker 5: You could vote for Dylan and then we have co
Speaker 5: m v b rg's Yep, you could do that the
Speaker 5: first time in history.
Speaker 2: I'm voting for Dylan for Most.
Speaker 6: Miss Shared Award back Room Shared.
Speaker 2: So it's Ray and Mario who Wow, the the co
Speaker 2: winners of the most WI b RG. Well before you
Speaker 2: give it to them. Uh oh, but if we had.
Speaker 5: The back room guys anonymously vote who they think the
Speaker 5: BRG is.
Speaker 2: We don't have time to do that, are you sure? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we probably don't. So here comes picture day Ray, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: hand in hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, Now I gotta go over there because now
Speaker 2: we have to vote, So turn your microphones on and
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna come over there and make the big
Speaker 2: announcement of who is the most valuable, least valuable, most improved,
Speaker 2: least improved with seventy four thousand total votes here, so
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 10: Now is this uh most improved?
Speaker 2: Is this banner? It goes a B, C D left right,
Speaker 2: So most valuable, least valuable.
Speaker 5: I don't know what this that they're supposed to be.
Speaker 4: They're supposed to have letters corresponding.
Speaker 10: Okay, do we know what the order of this is?
Speaker 10: Do we most valuable? Most improved?
Speaker 2: Okay? All right?
Speaker 4: We should have done the backroom guy voting after this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably so. Okay, well we'll just figure that. Marvin,
Speaker 2: I need you to stand here right there under that banner. Todd,
Speaker 2: I need you to stand under this banner. Uh, well, Fritzi,
Speaker 2: you're going to be under these two banners, and and Seaton,
Speaker 2: I need you under this banner right here, So if
Speaker 2: we can, can we unfurl the banners here you're Marvin,
Speaker 2: you go up and uh pull that down? I mean
Speaker 2: so he's climbing the ladder, climbing the ladder. Okay, there
Speaker 2: he goes, and here's what we have. And the unfurling
Speaker 2: is the most improved dan at is Marvin? All right? Back? Okay,
Speaker 2: can we help Todd with this because I don't want
Speaker 2: to going up a ladder?
Speaker 10: No, no, no, I can't. All right, Todd, go up.
Speaker 2: And get one of them, second and third, this is
Speaker 2: good tvass Todd. See okay, here we go all right,
Speaker 2: so this is just having go with.
Speaker 6: It's like watching someone who just heard about ladder.
Speaker 2: We need a spotter for Todd here going up the ladder. No,
Speaker 2: let him fall, okay, Todd, Fritz, congratula close to Todd. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: prove it. So let's get the other one here. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's let somebody else go up and get that one.
Speaker 2: All right, So Todd you need to stand under this
Speaker 2: one too. All right, here we go.
Speaker 10: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: This is the drawn a lot of attention. Could Todd
Speaker 2: be the most valuable Dan atte again? Back to back years?
Speaker 2: Here we go the least to congratulations. So well, then
Speaker 2: Toddler seat and I'll let you do the honors, okay,
Speaker 2: And we also have to get the yule log over here,
Speaker 2: the yule log because Marvin, okay, you'll be able to
Speaker 2: hold this.
Speaker 10: That goes to the person who is the most valuable.
Speaker 11: So if I if you don't get most valuable, he
Speaker 11: gets a pie of the face.
Speaker 10: If I do, I get a pie of Yes you do. Okay,
Speaker 10: here we go. Here is the drama. The most valuable
Speaker 10: Dan goes to seat.
Speaker 2: Now ride how about that? And your reward is you
Speaker 2: get a banner, but you get the mule log to
Speaker 2: the face.
Speaker 10: I did not expect that.
Speaker 11: Well, relations, well, I just have some people to thank you.
Speaker 11: I just want to start with Marcelo soccer with me.
Speaker 11: I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Well, come on over here, and it's time to get
Speaker 2: your reward. There you get right here.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, we don't get to.
Speaker 6: It's it's like you can win and still lose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of what this show is, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: you win and losing by the way, all the awards
Speaker 2: were blowouts. Least valuable, Fritzy dominated dominated, most valuable, Oh
Speaker 2: it was Fritzie finished second, and most valuable man three
Speaker 2: for four that the most improved Marvin dominated. Seaton was
Speaker 2: second there and then the least improved. Fritzie dominated that
Speaker 2: Paul was second.
Speaker 5: Who was the You know, it's interesting who was the
Speaker 5: who finished last and least valuable, because that would imply
Speaker 5: the most valuable.
Speaker 2: So who was the least valuable? Who was number four
Speaker 2: in least valuable, least valuable, se the least valuable. That's
Speaker 2: the most valuable. That's most improved, damns, least improved, least valuable.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Here is the voting for least the
Speaker 2: least valuable. Okay, so when Fritzy was least valuable, then Paul,
Speaker 2: Marvin and then Seating. Oh I won my four thousand
Speaker 2: votes is the week value? Congratulations? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Congratulations Seating on a wonderful This.
Speaker 4: Is because Seaton Hall won the other day.
Speaker 10: By the way, I have to buy him congratulations.
Speaker 2: Marvin, you may deliver the yule log whatever that is
Speaker 2: to Seaton's face.
Speaker 3: Congratulations season.
Speaker 6: It's like a face massage.
Speaker 10: It's very firm.
Speaker 4: It was extremely firm.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that's like. Yeah, every buddy,
Speaker 2: you're voting, I got it. This not Right's gonna take
Speaker 2: a break. We'll beat If you're watching on Peacocks, we'll
Speaker 2: have what going off. The girls will wrap up the
Speaker 2: final show of the year after this, Hi, mom.
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Speaker 2: By the way, the voting is in from chat row.
Speaker 2: Most Valuable Caller the m v C James and Virginia. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: all right, James America. Yes, he's one of the great ones. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to give an honorable mention to the
Speaker 5: return of Christ and Syracuse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christ and Syracuse. Yeah. Shan Irving could be up there,
Speaker 2: but you know now he's part of the Gambling podcast.
Speaker 2: He is still one of our favorite callers as well. Buddha.
Speaker 2: Buddha has been great as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, morph is this our black MVC.
Speaker 2: Uh, James didn't blunt?
Speaker 6: No, how does he celebrate by tonight?
Speaker 3: Come on now, going to the club or.
Speaker 7: The club, depending club you may be going to the club,
Speaker 7: the country club.
Speaker 2: James and Virginia, congratulations the most valuable caller. And that
Speaker 2: was emotional, you know, it was. I'm tired the awards,
Speaker 2: the highs, the lows. Fritzy got hit in the head
Speaker 2: with the banner that released valuable Dan.
Speaker 4: People don't believe that's not planned.
Speaker 2: That's that's literally what Todd did. They didn't even think
Speaker 2: about knowing it.
Speaker 4: Can you do something really stupid?
Speaker 1: Here? The pink thing fell up in my hand. This
Speaker 1: was a poll.
Speaker 6: Fritzy climbing a ladder.
Speaker 7: It looks like when that child walks for the first
Speaker 7: time and they're not really sure of themselves a little bit,
Speaker 7: and I.
Speaker 2: Thought someone was gonna hold. I didn't want Fritzy to fall.
Speaker 2: And then Pauli goes, oh, that's poor producing. And then
Speaker 2: I go, well, you're right, all right, Todd, go up there.
Speaker 3: That's not fun.
Speaker 4: Well it's good TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good content. What is the lead story on Monday? Todd?
Speaker 2: What's the lead story on Monday?
Speaker 8: I'm going with AFC feast bills, then Dolphins dining on
Speaker 8: DAK in Dallas.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you see, no Connor actually changing things up.
Speaker 5: It's not going to be uh NFL related at all.
Speaker 5: It's going to be the Lakers slide, continuing, Trouble in Paradise.
Speaker 2: Trouble in Hollywood, Once upon a time in Hollywood, Marvin,
Speaker 2: what's the lead story? Monday?
Speaker 3: Dak takes his talents to South Beach.
Speaker 2: Ooh all right, okay, all right? Did you win an
Speaker 2: award Most Improved, Most Improved?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Two years in a row.
Speaker 6: Does that mean you weren't good last year?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But that's like being the comeback player of the
Speaker 2: Year two years in a row. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I told you I'm taking it if it was least valuable.
Speaker 2: Paulie H.
Speaker 6: Eagle skid continues skid an ugly loss to the Giants.
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna do something with the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: With Cowboys winning in Miami, how about that time? I
Speaker 2: like it? All right?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Cowboys will lose twenty seven to twenty three.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Spencer in Minnesota, Hi, Spencer, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 12: Dan, longtime listener, second time caller. Yeah, five ton athletic,
Speaker 12: two hundred pounds. Two things for you, guys. I've never
Speaker 12: seen Fritzy before, but after this latter story makes me
Speaker 12: laugh even more so. I've always imagined him looking like
Speaker 12: Danny de Vito, which is maybe slightly cooler now than
Speaker 12: a month ago with the Tommy DeVito erro playing out. Yeah,
Speaker 12: and then some news that never gets tiring, and I
Speaker 12: got an update for you guys about the splash that
Speaker 12: Captinsburg State made the transfer portal. We needed to find
Speaker 12: someone that made us off in the trenches, some muddy
Speaker 12: up the game, and be a real pain in the ass.
Speaker 12: We found someone at the tail end of their career
Speaker 12: and landed graduate transfer doctor Colin Probe.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks, Spencer. All Right, we have something special
Speaker 2: in the new year that has to do with Crappensburg State.
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't want to spoil anything. We're working
Speaker 2: on it and I think you'll enjoy it. Todd, would
Speaker 2: you learn today.
Speaker 8: Only in baseball did you have wacky nicknames like three
Speaker 8: fingers Brown or one legged Skippy Seedan?
Speaker 4: What'd you learn co mvbrgs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, history was made? Yeah, Marvin, would you learn.
Speaker 3: Santa comes down the chimney? Yeah?
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