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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best readygo You've heard in a while, The jew Show.

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Speaker 1: Not everybody has the luxury of sitting at their desk

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Speaker 1: o meal. And that's what I'm doing right now. It's

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show because it makes me happy. You're a

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Speaker 1: lucky guy, and Monday is over, so we need to

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Speaker 1: figure out how to make this week a little happier

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Speaker 1: until we get to Friday. And don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: We've got you covered. Because according to people in lab coats,

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Speaker 1: sciences scientists, yeah, doing some sciencing like they like to do.

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Speaker 1: They love getting together and doing sciencing weed, you know,

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Speaker 1: but they release a new study of things that are guarantee,

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Speaker 1: guarantee med, guarante, garantee mead. I am not one of

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Speaker 1: those scientists because to me, the word guaranteed looks like

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Speaker 1: guarantee meed. Anyway, these things are guarantee need to make

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Speaker 1: you happier and under ten minutes. Here they go, We'll

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Speaker 1: go down and see if these things would make you

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Speaker 1: guys happier. All right, Scientists say that messaging someone you

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Speaker 1: know is guaranteed to make you happier in under ten minutes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It says, reach out to someone you haven't spoken to

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Speaker 1: in a while, even if it's just to send them

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Speaker 1: a funny photo or a fun memory that you had,

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Speaker 1: Oh remember this time five years ago. This is a

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Speaker 1: list of things that scientists say will make you happier

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Speaker 1: in under ten minutes. Apparently messaging someone you know one

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Speaker 1: make him happier. They say, organize all the small errands

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Speaker 1: helps reduce procrastination and helps reduce stress. Is that kind

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Speaker 1: it does make me feel good. When I do organize things,

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Speaker 1: other day, Oh my god, I found a magnifying glass.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, on the side of on my bathroom counter.

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Speaker 1: Why do you I don't know where I got it. Again,

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Speaker 1: I'm like a thirteen year old boy, right, I just

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Speaker 1: magnifying glass thing, and I started pulling out hair. This

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Speaker 1: is a great story. Oh my god, look at you.

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Speaker 1: What's the stuff called. It's called a sea boom. Look

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Speaker 1: at your sea bum microscope that crabs do you have? No? No,

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Speaker 1: it's like from your hair follicle. It's on your hair follicle.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I spent about two hours looking at our

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Speaker 1: hair under this microscope that I found. So see, there

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Speaker 1: are some good things to clean up. Okay, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I bet it is, though Jubil sea bum is thick exactly.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're out of time to go over

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Speaker 1: the rest of the things, and I'll make you happy

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Speaker 1: and sorry about that. Go check out your go check

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Speaker 1: another one that's obvious, the Jubil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubil phone frame. Hello, Hello, Hello, yeah, sad ache yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can you call? You called me? And I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on here. I'm hanging up

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Speaker 1: the phone. Hello. Hello, Hey, it's almost it's you again. Yeah, me,

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Speaker 1: What do you want? Why do you keep calling me?

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Speaker 1: Are you Margaret's grandson? Because I'll tell you, yes, I

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Speaker 1: it's daddie. How can I help you out? Hey? Listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything intentionally. I'll tell you what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Do you know you're one of Margaret's family members? I

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Speaker 1: why I left her. So stop calling. I'm not calling

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Speaker 1: I understand that your name. I'm sorry. My name is Eddie.

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Speaker 1: but like you know, I was getting annoyed, like you

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Speaker 1: can I help you with anything else? Well, now that

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Speaker 1: I got you on the phone, you can what time

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Speaker 1: is it there? What time? What time is it? Look

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Speaker 1: at your phone? I don't know. Well, because I have

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm asking because I have a hot date tonight,

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Speaker 1: it is because I can't wait to meet my gal.

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Speaker 1: Good for you? Yeah yeah, her name sariem Sharie Shares

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Speaker 1: that you know her? Do you know her? To Wow?

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Speaker 1: She gets around? Sure? What's going on here? You know?

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Speaker 1: I mean I we can't be talking about the same gal.

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Speaker 1: that's easy. Even at my age. I can tell you

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Speaker 1: this is a phone prank, So that's fine. What this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Cherie set you up

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. First date, follow up the guy on

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Speaker 1: the phone for a first date. Follow today met the

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Speaker 1: well not Miami, not like weather hot sexy where they

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Speaker 1: and I pumped her tire up for him. Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 1: and then we pumped her tire up. Yeah, no, it

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Speaker 1: kind of maybe this may be weird, but I asked

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Speaker 1: that situation already. I mean, you'd already pumped her up

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Speaker 1: one of the best places I feel like to meet

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Speaker 1: someone is unexpected, you know, it's just you weren't looking

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Speaker 1: so you know, I got a number and then you know,

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Speaker 1: a few days later I gave her call and we

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Speaker 1: we went on our first date. What'd you do? We?

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Speaker 1: I took her to a driving range, a golf ball driver. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fun. Yeah, I love to golf. I played in college.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea though, because that's one way to

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Speaker 1: get like very personal with someone. Yeah it is. You

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Speaker 1: right now, Busy Bone from Bone Thugs and harmony bugs

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret cells huh, I'm guessing yes,

421
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Speaker 1: I do away? All right? What is your dirty little secret? As?

422
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 1: Since I was sixteen, I keyed many cars? No? What? Really?

423
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 1: Come on? Why are you doing that? If you weren't

424
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: nice to me or slide it like you or you

425
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: know I have Okay, that's okay, that's fine, that's fine.

426
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: Is it? So? Basically, since you were sixteen, you've keyed

427
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Speaker 1: many cars? How many cars do you think you keed? Probably? What? Wow?

428
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: A lot of cars? It's a criminal yeah, too many cars?

429
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: Do you do you have any regret or any guilt? Not? Really, no,

430
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Speaker 1: not at all. Okay, I don't care. Like I'll key

431
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: a car if somebody doesn't mean roll dirty? Right? Have

432
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: you to car? Um? Probably? So I will only kill

433
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: a car though, if somebody does something to my property

434
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 1: or no, does something to me first, I would never

435
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: do it to their car first though, because it's so expensive.

436
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: They started it like it sounds though, like you on

437
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: the phone for your dirty little secret. It sounds like

438
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: you just keep anybody's car. What kind of upsets you

439
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: is that? Like you get your coffee wrong at the

440
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: coffee shop and find out what car they drive and

441
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: key it. How bad does it have to be for

442
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: you to key somebody's car? Um ire a limo? One

443
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: key it a limo? A limo. That's a long key job,

444
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: like every single door? Oh what just one side all

445
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 1: the way from front to back? Wow? And why did

446
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: you key the limo? Well, because is a bunch of

447
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: people I knew were going in it and I wasn't invited. Okay, So,

448
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: oh my god, so far the two keying incidents that

449
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: you told us about. Someone didn't let you cheat off

450
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: them in high school, so you keyed their car. And

451
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: then friends were going somewhere in a limo and you

452
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 1: didn't like that, so you keyed the limo. I also

453
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: keep this guys jee because he called me fat. That's acceptable,

454
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: that's fair enough, all right. The limo, though, did you

455
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: thought about this which one of your friends limos? Was it? Oh?

456
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: If I did, They're clearly weren't my friends because they

457
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: were like has ya no? Yeah not. My point. My

458
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: point was they probably rented the Limo, right, Yeah, is

459
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: that my problem? Well, you just kid someone's call that

460
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: you weren't angry at. Yeah. Oh well I thigured they

461
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: would have to pay for it. Who was renting it up? No,

462
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: doubtful because they didn't do it. You probably just keyed

463
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 1: a limo and then the Limo company had to pay

464
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: for it, and your friends had no idea that the

465
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: Limo was even keyed, or if they did, they didn't

466
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: care because I didn't unpaid for it. Right, guys, I

467
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: was just telling you my secret. I wasn't asking for

468
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: judgment what I appreciate yourself as a secret. I'm just saying, like,

469
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 1: the next time you keep somebody's car, maybe think about

470
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: it is actually their car or like that'd be like

471
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 1: king a cab. If someone I didn't like took a cab. Yeah,

472
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 1: they wouldn't even know that I'd keed it. I just

473
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: want you to make your key. He's more effective. Yeah,

474
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: won't direct, got it. I hear what you're saying. I

475
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: hear what you're saying. Okay, and are we cool? Like

476
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: you know that we were really judging? You're right? Drive

477
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: to you? Please say no, I'm gonna still keep them.

478
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: If they didn't watch, and only if they're route to me,

479
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: and only if they're the true owners were re route

480
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Speaker 1: to you. No, okay, good good, all right, well thanks

481
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Thanks guys, what's

482
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand and

483
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: welcome to the I n N, The Idiot News Network

484
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

485
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: For Tuesday, August tenth, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh

486
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: and someone you're listening to right now my be No

487
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: definitely is a psychopath. Tell you more on that in

488
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Speaker 1: just a second. But first let's meet the idiots. Well,

489
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and that's pretty much it, okay, And

490
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm English Evan and hipsters slash white man with dread

491
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: susing come Bay all by a fire. Pay attention because

492
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,479
Speaker 1: I found a music festival just for you. All right,

493
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: More on those stories in just a second before your

494
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: first story of the day in the i ND did

495
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Speaker 1: News News report the news? A new study found that

496
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Speaker 1: one in twenty two people are psychopaths. That's scary, and

497
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: the three most popular jobs for psychopaths are CEO that

498
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: makes sense, lawyer again, and radio host. Oh no, yeah, yeah,

499
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: And having worked in this industry for a long time,

500
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: I can tell you that is definitely true. Radio host. Yeah,

501
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: I'd like to point out I think I don't fall

502
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: in that category of psychopath. I know I do qualify

503
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: as a radio host. The ones that say they aren't are. Yeah.

504
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: The top ten jobs with the most psychopaths CEO, lawyer,

505
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: TV or radio personality, salesperson, surgeon, journalist, priest, police officer, chef,

506
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: and politician. The nice, worrying one is the surgeon. That's scary.

507
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm two on those lists out of my like two

508
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: major careers that I've had. Both of them are on there.

509
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: You've done sales and now you're a radio personality and

510
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: you were successful at sales. At least when I did sales,

511
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: I failed. So who's the cycle say, if you're a

512
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: filiar or not. Yeah, you're right, industry, you're right. And

513
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: the top three lowest psychopath jobs social worker, nurse, therapist. Yeah.

514
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: Well that's my story. This is the i n N,

515
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

516
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

517
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on location. I

518
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: have no idea where just ride up in New York,

519
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: New York. I don't know where this happened in New York, Okay,

520
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: but a school bus driver decided that she just wanted

521
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,479
Speaker 1: to go home. So she just drove the school bus

522
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: storehouse and got out and went aside was a bust

523
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: futtle kid just had it. Sounds about right, what a legend.

524
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: As the kids don't like shut up then, I mean,

525
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 1: so I'm assuming she now doesn't have a job as

526
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: a bus driver. I would assume, so be quiet or

527
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: I'm not turning this thing around at all. I'm just

528
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: gonna go home and you can sit in my front yard.

529
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I mean, she just said f this. She just shows

530
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: all home, Like where's her car? Doesn't she have to go?

531
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: Why would she not just drive it back to like

532
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: where all the buses have to go after they are

533
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: supposed to deliver all the kids. And now all the

534
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: kids know where she lives. It's probably gonna egg a

535
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: house or something. That would be a terrible job. Think

536
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: about all those moms and dad you're like wondering where

537
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: their kids are because it was like elementary kids and

538
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: what if they don't have phones to track them and

539
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: all that freaking out. It is scary. Actually, you know,

540
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: some of the parents think their kids and were like,

541
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: what'd you do? What did you do? You definitely cause this,

542
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: she asked me. That's all I was sending it back

543
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: to you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

544
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

545
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

546
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: it on over to English Evan, who's on location around

547
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: the campfire. Kind of So, an unofficial Burning Man festival

548
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: is scheduled to take place with no medical services or bathrooms.

549
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: The desert festival has been canceled for the last two

550
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: years because of COVID, but now a group of people

551
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: have just said effort and they're going to do their

552
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: own burning Man. Burning Man anyway. Yeah, I mean fun.

553
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: Burning Man didn't seem like the cleanest place to me

554
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: in the first place. But now without bathrooms or medical stuff,

555
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: medical stuff, you do know, anymore, people are gonna Yeah

556
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: there's in the desert, there's gonna be no water, a

557
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: lot of overdosing going on. Yeah, be careful out there. Anyway.

558
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: You guys want to go to Burning Man, Yeah, oh

559
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: you do. I do actually want to go. I do

560
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: want to go, but only if it's in organized burning Man. Yeah,

561
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: it's not just some people out there like let's just

562
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: go make our own burning Man got mushrooms, Right, you

563
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: get there and it's like ten people. Doubtful though, they'll

564
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: all show up. They want to go. They miss it,

565
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah they do. It'll be It will be a full

566
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: burning Man, just with a lot more overdosing. Like you said, yeah,

567
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: everybody probably just don't like this out Yeah. By the way,

568
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: I played that at the beginning because I'm like the

569
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: school bus shovers, just like, well, but what do we

570
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: Goodbye job, You're about to lose your job, lady. That

571
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: means that the Indian News is done for the day.

572
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: Don't worry again. At the same time tomorrow lose yo job,

573
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: lose yo job, about to lose yo job. And that

574
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: was the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

575
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in tomorrow the

576
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: same time for another art hitting reports from the i

577
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Speaker 1: n N. A day yet news news the Jebil Show

578
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. That's one. Hello, Hey,

579
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: it's Jinxie column from entertainment. I was looking for Ryland.

580
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm I'm in charge of that. Huh,

581
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I'm in charge. That's my son. I'm in

582
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: charge for his right. Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that.

583
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: I was reading the order here wrong. Um. So you're

584
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: his mom, Travis, Yes, No, that that's my husband. I'm Stacy.

585
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm oh okay, sorry, yeah Stacy, Yeah, and your Ryland's mama. Yes, yeah, okay. Cool. Um,

586
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: I am the clown that's going to be performing at

587
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: the birthday party, and so I'm just giving you a

588
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,959
Speaker 1: call to see what we're going to be entertained those

589
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: little with this weekend. Excuse me? Did you just see that? For? Um?

590
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: Did I say? Yeah? I mean we're both adults, you know,

591
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't want that kind of language

592
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: being used around like five year old from six year old. Yeah,

593
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: I don't worry. I won't be using that language around

594
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: the kids. I know better than that. But I figured,

595
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: you know, we're adults. I'm a middle aged man who

596
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: calls himself jin Xi for money, so not a whole

597
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,479
Speaker 1: lot of it, you know. I trust me. I can

598
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: be on when I need to be on, but when

599
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking to adults. I just gotta I just gotta

600
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: be honest. You know, I'm sorry that you really don't

601
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: sound very It's the job. Look, your son's what is

602
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: it six? Right? Six? Yeah, your son's turning six? Birthday

603
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: parties this weekend. You call up the clown place and

604
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, we'd love to have a clown come

605
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: out and entertain a bunch of five just seven year olds,

606
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: and who you send us one of your your best clowns.

607
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: And then they talk to me and I answer my

608
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: phone and they hey, Jinksy got a gig for you.

609
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: And that's my life in the clown I perform for

610
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: six year olds. Yeah. Well, honestly, I'm really sorry, but

611
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna have to reschedule. So I prefer cash.

612
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: I prefer cash. If you can pay me in cash, yeah, really,

613
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: pet a deposit, and um, I think I'm gonna have

614
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: to go with someone else. M you just do you

615
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: really sound like you're having some issues and maybe you

616
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: should go having some issues? Yeah? I might. I put

617
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: vodka in my water in my flower that squirts water?

618
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: What did you say? Yeah? You know those big flowers

619
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: that squirt water. The clowns have Guess who has one

620
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: of those jinksie, and guess what he fills it up

621
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: with vodka? Okay, oh my gosh, I guess sprints it

622
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: into my own mouth so I can forget about the

623
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: fact that I call myself. Who's your manager? Can I

624
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: sleep on your couch? Oh my gosh, this is ridiculously No. Look,

625
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: I'll cut you a deal half off. I can sleep

626
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: on your couch for just a couple of days so

627
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: I get back on my feet. No, I'm sorry. What

628
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: is the name of your manager? Like? What's seriously, what's

629
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: his name? Because I really need to report this. This

630
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. I'll just I'll just see you at the

631
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: party and we can talk about all this whenever. No, no,

632
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: you're not coming to the party. You are not allowed

633
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: to come here. My children, this is ridiculous. So what

634
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: is your name, like, besides Jinkie, what's the real name

635
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: that you go by? This is this is this is ridiculous.

636
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 1: I have to report to the manager. Nobody's ever taken

637
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: the time to ask me that, not even my own parents.

638
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's ridiculous. No, I didn't even know my name.

639
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: Now now because I'm really getting really concerned it. I'm

640
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: actually report the company to the Better Business Eureau because

641
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. All right, we'll find My name is

642
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: Jewel and this is a phone prank. What it's a joke.

643
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

644
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your husband. Travis set you up.

645
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: He says that you've been freaking about freaking out about

646
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: planning your son's birthday party, and wanted to freak you

647
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: out about the clown that's performing. Oh my goodness. Oh

648
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: but honestly, right now, I think the fower a good idea.

649
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil Phone Franks the Jebil

650
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses only

651
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: on the Jewbil Show. Pretty crazy. Ryan Seacrest is on

652
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: the phone because he thinks that his fiance is cheating

653
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: on him. One, I didn't know that he was a

654
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: fan of the show too. I didn't know he was engaged. Yeah. Also,

655
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't really know if it's Ryan Seacrest. The email

656
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: we got from a guy who thinks that his fiance

657
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: might be cheating on him, it's just signed Ryan, So

658
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: I just assume that it's Ryan Seacrest. So, Ryan, you're weird.

659
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: Congrats on all your success. Didn't know yet a fiance,

660
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: and thanks for emailing the show. Yeah you know, I

661
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: was just really hoping to pull a fast one on

662
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: you folks this morning. You don't sound like Ryan Seacrest

663
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: at all. No, No, I I work at a desk. Okay,

664
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: I think he does. Technically, he probably has a desk.

665
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest has like fifty million dollars. The dude can

666
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: have a desk. Yeah, there's a lot of desks anyway, Ryan,

667
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: the actual Ryan who's on the phone to do a

668
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: War of the Roses to catch cheater right now? You

669
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: think that your fiance might be seeing someone else? Yeah,

670
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: I just don't know what my fiance, Megan's been up to. Um,

671
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: we've been engaged for over a year, and we've had to,

672
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: you know, of course, keep pushing the wedding day due

673
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: to pandemic, and right now we're just it's it's not

674
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: gonna happen this year. We know it's not. It's just

675
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: going to have to be next year. But like I'm

676
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: even wondering if I should even go through with the

677
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: wedding at all because of Oh, let me let me

678
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: tell you, guys, what's going on. Like I've just been noticing,

679
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: like for the past while, like since the beginning of

680
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: the year, that like she's been having these really hushed

681
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: conversations in the bathroom. Um, she said she's going to

682
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: take it asks, which I'm like, hey, girl, that's your time.

683
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: You need to relax. We're both stressed as you do you.

684
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: But then like I'll walk by to grab a hand towel,

685
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: you know, to wash my hands, and I hear her,

686
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: you know, having these like phone conversations. It sounds like

687
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: you walk by to grab a hand towel, just innocently

688
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: to wash your hands. Yeah. Do you hear her having

689
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: a conversation You're like, hmm, I think I need a handhowl. Right,

690
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: I never wash my hands again. But that COVID that's

691
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: going around, I mean, it's just strange to me, like

692
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: to hear her taking a bath, but then also hearing

693
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: these really hushed conversations. No, I mean that is so

694
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: in other words, yes, you have been snooping. Yeah, so

695
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: you've heard her talking. So she's been taking long baths

696
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: and she's been on the phone with somebody. Have you

697
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: asked her about that? Not directly. I'm just not that

698
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: kind of guy to you know, open the door and

699
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: be like, hey, who are you talking to? You? Also indirectly,

700
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: you know, tried, you know, bringing up over dinner, like

701
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: who who you've been talking to today? Like have you

702
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: heard from so and so? You heard from your mom recently? Yeah,

703
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: thinking that maybe she'll offer you know something, But that

704
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: would really bother me too if my significant was in

705
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: the bathroom a lot and on the phone. I mean,

706
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: have you been able to hear anything that she says? No,

707
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: I can't really hear anything through the door. But to

708
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: make everything worse, she's taking these really long walks at

709
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: random times in the day, and I'm pretty sure there's

710
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: more phone calls happening during those times too. And that's

711
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: where I'm starting to get my head started to spin

712
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: and I'm starting to lose it. All Right, Well, I

713
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: mean it definitely sounds weird, so it does. Have you

714
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: thought of a way that we could call her that

715
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't seem suspect she's she's at you know, she's taking

716
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: online classes at home. So I don't know, if you

717
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: guys call as the school maybe Yeah, I could definitely work.

718
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: We can call as a school and then just offer

719
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: to send her some flowers. Ask everything's going. That sounded

720
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: like I was about to cry, But some flowers? I

721
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: like one of you know, that's one of those bubbles

722
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: come up while you're talking. Oh yeah, who can send

723
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: her some phone We can call from the school and

724
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: say that we're doing a thing to say thank you

725
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: for continuing to enroll. What's the name of the school? Okay, yeah,

726
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,959
Speaker 1: all right, so it's like a trade type school, so okay,

727
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: well yeah, we can call and say thanks for continuing

728
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: to sign up, and maybe you will offer her some

729
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: flowers to send to someone and see if she gives

730
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: us your name or somebody else's all right, yeah, I

731
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: think that sounds really great idea. All right, we'll play

732
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and see if your

733
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: fiance is in fact seeing someone else. In another war,

734
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: The Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next, it's a jewel show,

735
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: little of war The Roses to Catch a Cheater And

736
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Ryan is on the phone

737
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: and he thinks that his fiance, Megan might be seeing

738
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: someone else because she's been just taking a lot of

739
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: time to herself lately. They're supposed to get married next year,

740
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: but she's been taking long baths where he thinks that

741
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: he can hear her on the phone. He hasn't barged

742
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: in yet. That's what I would do. I'd kick down

743
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: the door and be like, who you're talking to? Watching

744
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: a YouTube video? All right, fine, we'll I'll be in

745
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: the other room. It could be like something that she's watching.

746
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, if it's just mumbling, I don't know if

747
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: it's a girl's voice. She could be listening to like

748
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 1: a podcast while she's doing self care in the bath exactly.

749
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: But she talking back because you don't talk back to

750
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: YouTube videos. Well, Ryan, you said you can't really can't

751
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: hear what she's saying, right, or if it's even her talking,

752
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: you just hear speaking. I hear her voice only, and

753
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: I hear, you know, just muffled. It sounds like you're

754
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: trying to cover her voice. So unless she's watching her

755
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: own YouTube videos or listening to her own podcast and

756
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: covering up the speaker, she's probably talking on the phone.

757
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: Maybe she's practicing. Yeah, maybe she's trying to learn a

758
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: new language or whatever, and she's embarrassed by that. She

759
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: can't pick up with Owenian or whatever it is. I

760
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: don't know. She's also been taking long walks by herself,

761
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: and that's a new care Ryan has asked to go.

762
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: And that's exactly the excuse that she gave, was self care.

763
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: And I'm calling it an excuse because it sounds very

764
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: fishy to me. Right, I can just see that It

765
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: kind of, you know, makes sense to me, just because

766
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: of everything that's going on. People need time to themselves more.

767
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: That's Alex Fresh and she's very rational. Me I'm not

768
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: as rational as Alex Fresh. So let's see if it's

769
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: somewhere in the middle and see if we can catch

770
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: her cheating. If she is cheating, we're gonna call her

771
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: right now because she goes to an online school, and

772
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 1: we're gonna call her from the school to say thanks

773
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: for continuing to enroll. And we're gonna offer her flowers

774
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: that she can send to somebody. Here we go, right

775
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna dollar from them right now. Okay, all right,

776
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Thor.

777
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: I was calling from I was looking for Megan. Yeah,

778
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Megan, how are you. My name's Thor.

779
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm working in missions and just calling to see if

780
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: everything's good and how things are going, and if you

781
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: got enrolled in your next set of classes. Okay, and

782
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: everything's fine, and everything's good and everything's great, and I'll

783
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: just stop right there. Basically, I'm calling to see how

784
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: things are going. Yeah, everything's going great. I actually enrolled

785
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 1: um in my classes last week. Oh well, that's good.

786
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: We're calling our students and people that have enrolled in

787
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: this semester to say thank you for continuing to support

788
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: the school through all of these weird pandemic times and

789
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: since we switched over to online and everything, and we're

790
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: actually offering them some flowers. Oh my god, that's so sweet.

791
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: It's just a way to say thank you. Now you

792
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: can send them to yourself, or you can send them

793
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: to somebody special. Um. Yeah, and actually I like to

794
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 1: send them to my fiance Ryan. I'm sorry, you said

795
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: you want to send them to your fiance Ryan. Yeah, okay,

796
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: well what about your boyfriend? I don't have one, so

797
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: just just the old fiance, so you're not seeing anybody else. No. Um,

798
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: that's a strange question. I thought everybody cheated on their fiance.

799
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is really weird. I can understand that

800
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: you're saying that because this isn't your school at all.

801
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel

802
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: Min's Alex Fresh Minds English Heaven, and we're calling you

803
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: because your fiance Ryan thought you might be seeing someone else. No, sorry, no,

804
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm really confused. What's going on? What's going on? Is

805
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: this is the Jewels Show. It's a radio show we

806
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: already produced ourselves. But your fiance, Ryan is actually on

807
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: the phone and we do a segment where we try

808
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: to catch people cheating and Ryan thought that you might

809
00:43:53,840 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: be seeing someone else. Can I just say that, I'm

810
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: not like what you can't say that? Yeah, you don't

811
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: have any idea why he might think that you're cheating

812
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: on him. I honestly don't know. What would you like

813
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: to talk to him? Is your fiance and you can

814
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: talk to him if you want, Okay, yeah, Ryan, Hey,

815
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: babe him? What is this about? What is this about?

816
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: You're taking random walks through our neighborhood in the middle

817
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: of the day without saying anything to me. Are you

818
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: talking on the phone to somebody while you're taking a bath?

819
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what's supposed to be going on here.

820
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be to be married next year. But

821
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: there's all this secrecy, there's all this I don't know,

822
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: weird behavior, and I don't know what to do about it. Okay, um, yeah,

823
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: there's nothing going on here, honey, Like, it's not gonna

824
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: have I believe that it's not a big I just

825
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: need you to just trust me and everything's okay. I'm

826
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: not cheating on you. Like, are you on the phone

827
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: when you're taking baths? Yeah? Sometimes sometimes I talk on

828
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: the phone when I'm in the bath. Who are you

829
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: talking to on the phone when you're in the bath?

830
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: It's just gone, it's not even really a big deal,

831
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: Like I it doesn't. It might not be a big

832
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: deal to you, but it sounds like it's a big

833
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: deal to your fiance or Ryan, because it is making

834
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: him think that you're not being faithful to him. Also,

835
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: the long walks, Ryan, I think that you're just being

836
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: overly paranoid, Like it's it's really I just like to

837
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: go on walks and sometimes I call people when I'm

838
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,439
Speaker 1: in the bath. It's not a big deal. But you've

839
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: never showed any interest in taking walks before. Like, can

840
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: you at least give me some nugget of something to

841
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: put my mind at ease. I'm freaking out over here, honey,

842
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: this is like such a weird time. I'm not saying.

843
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 1: You're not going to make me look like the crazy

844
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: one here. Okay, No, tell me what the hell is

845
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: going on? Okay, I've been talking to a counselor. Oh,

846
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: come on, that sounds like complete both. You're really taking

847
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: a bath and talking to a counselor and then going

848
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: on a walk to talk to a counselor. Yes, I

849
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: have been. It's remote, so it just kind of I

850
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: have to. I have to get her at like certain times.

851
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell your fiance though, that that's what

852
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: you're doing. I'm sorry. This last year has been so hard.

853
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: I've been feeling so insecure, and like, if I could

854
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: talk to my boyfriend about it, then I wouldn't need

855
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: a counselor, right like I need actual help here. I

856
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: just said idea that where that worked up? No, I

857
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: feel idea here. I can't believe that you would think

858
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: that I'm cheating on you. I'm really sorry, and I

859
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: thought you were cheating. I had no idea what was

860
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: going on. I got scared. Well, would you look at that.

861
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: It's one of those rare occasions where somebody's actually not cheating.

862
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: So that's that's at least a good, happy ending. Tell

863
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: your therapist about that. That's good news. Oh we'll be

864
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: talking about all of us. Yeah, I'm sure you will.

865
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: The Jewil Shows were of the roses. The Jewil Show

866
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: on demand Jebils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty

867
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: little secret. Remember I have to do is text in

868
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: four one, six one, tell us you have a dirty

869
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: little secret and we'll let you say whatever you want.

870
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. This is a safe space. Yeah,

871
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: say whatever, very safe, whatever you want because we don't

872
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. Everybody stays anonymous. That's

873
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

874
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

875
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: Is he's a jolly good fellow, so nobody can deny

876
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: he's a jolly good fellow. On the phone right now

877
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: for a dirty little secret. What's up, jolly good fellow? Hey,

878
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: how's it go? And how's it go? Not bad? So

879
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret you'd like to tell us? Obviously,

880
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 1: otherwise you wouldn't be calling in for the dirty little secret.

881
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: That's a stupid question. I'd like to change doing that.

882
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: I'd do that all the time. I'm like, you would

883
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 1: do a little secrets tells song. I'm like, yeah, no, anyway,

884
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? I mean, you know, I

885
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: couldn't hold it in, and I felt like I use

886
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: this opportunity to let it out there. I have a

887
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: crush on Alex Jubu's wife. Whoa, whoa, Alex and I

888
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: are married. If you didn't know that, by the way,

889
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: obviously this dude knows that you have a crush on

890
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: my wife. Okay, I didn't know you were married, but wait,

891
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: what a definitely rush on Alex. I didn't know you

892
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: know you didn't know? Yes, we are married. Um, I'm

893
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: surprised you don't know, because Jewel says it about seventeen

894
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: times a show socially every other sentence. Is that? What?

895
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: Just for the new people who don't know, I mean, no, no, no,

896
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: I do know now, but I didn't know at first.

897
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: In the beginning, I didn't know you were Now, oh

898
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: she is my wife. Is amazing. I can understand why

899
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: you have a crush on her. What's one of one

900
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: of my favorite things to do. If you follow me

901
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: on social media, A lot of people get annoyed about it,

902
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: talk about how much I love him my wife. So yes,

903
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: now I have someone to bond with over that on

904
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: the phone right now and tell us a little secret.

905
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: What's one of your favorite things about Alex Free? I mean,

906
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: once she's dropped that gorgeous because I'm flushing stopping. Oh yeah,

907
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: and I don't, I don't you know what, to be honest,

908
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: I don't think you're good enough for Oh really you

909
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: don't think good enough for her? Why? I mean you know,

910
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I think ye're not compatible. I think me

911
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 1: and her has more of a connection. Okay, well, I

912
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: mean all right, if you have more of a connection,

913
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: flir with her? Oh god, I mean, yes, where is

914
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: this going? Exactly? Spit some game and see if you

915
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: have more a connection. I don't know, you know, like

916
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: just it might be amazing, sparks might fly. I mean,

917
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: you know, it's just this simple. Would I wouldn't rushing anything,

918
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: you know, I take out, we need to go out

919
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: for ice cream, and so keep it symbol not even dine. Gosh,

920
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: she was like, oh god, divorced, how tall are you

921
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: for me? I'm um six to eleven. Yeah, six eleven. Yeah,

922
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 1: I used to play basketball. You're too tall for god

923
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 1: like double the human Alex. Alex is like five foot

924
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: you're six? Are you in the sports, Alex? You like sports? Yes?

925
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: I grew up playing sports, basketball, in particular basketball. Oh wow, see,

926
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: compatible you know Alex literally does not like tall dates.

927
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: She's the only woman I've ever remember in my life

928
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: that if a guy's over six foot, she's like you,

929
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: and it's it's too tall for me. It's like I

930
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: don't want them have to break their back to give

931
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: me a kiss. Right, No, no, no, I'm not. You

932
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: know I could reach you. That's not an issue. You

933
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: just picked me up. That's right. It's more fun that way,

934
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 1: all right, jolly good fellow. If you were to take

935
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: me on a date, the perfect date, what would it be?

936
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: I mean, well, since you said that, you know you're

937
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: in the sports. Uh, you know, instead of having the

938
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: typically picnic, we can have one on a basketball court.

939
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: Or you ever watched usketball? Yeah exactly, so you read

940
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: my mom already, so that proves more compatibly. You knew

941
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: where I was going. Okay, Well, Alex and I one

942
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: of the first times we started dating, we played basketball together.

943
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm probably a lot worse than you because I'm short,

944
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,959
Speaker 1: I'm slow, and I'm not six to eleven. Well, but whatever,

945
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: you miss missed a lot of shot. Yeah, well you

946
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: don't take that's true, and you're shooting your shot right now,

947
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: so good for you. I'm very flattered. Um, hopefully I'm

948
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: not missing this shot right here? You know, is he

949
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: Alex mass a shot? Well I appreciate you calling in,

950
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: and I feel very flattered, but six to eleven it's

951
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: just too tall. It's too tall for me. Oh no, wait,

952
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: wait wait did I say six elections? I'm silent? Oh yeah,

953
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewels Show on demand.

954
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, it's time again. It's time to play Beats Britt.

955
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: My name is Henry Kimba Bug, my name is Ana Yaga,

956
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 1: and it's time for Beats Britt. Yeah, because he's so stupid.

957
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, he is actually dumb dumb. He looks

958
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: like he's getting time about the second stupid. This is

959
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: so fun. It's the only American game show that has

960
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: a weird German dance intro that has a British guy

961
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: answering trivia questions. I'd also like to point out I

962
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: just I'm actually liking the insults. He's making my skin

963
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: thicker like the insults because he is so call me stupid,

964
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: He's so dumb, dumb, stupid. Thank Englishman is so dumb.

965
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know they are insults. That is hilarious.

966
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: He's sloking backing for with us, like, oh my god,

967
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: he's like chicken. He makes up in a new world

968
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, okay, it's time to play, and now

969
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: we must beat our contestant and also stop the German thing.

970
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: Um let's beat our contestant. And the name is I

971
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: forgot Genevieve. Thank you very much, brad Our executive producer, Genevieve?

972
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: What's up? How are you good? I just love you guys.

973
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: You're awesome, Thank you, Thank you, appreciate it. Have you

974
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: ever listened to you beat the Break before? Hi yet

975
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: worked a regular Do you think that you can beat

976
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: English Evan? I don't know. Okay, you must be pretty

977
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: stupid too, so I'm gonna leave. Also, though, remember at

978
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: the end of the game, if Evan is acting up,

979
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: Alex will take points from away from him and you

980
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 1: might win even if you lose, don't feel abad, Genevieve,

981
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna win. You're probably gonna win. All right,

982
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: we're sending you English Evan out of the studio, Genevieve.

983
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: Of the game is played like this. You got thirty

984
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

985
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 1: know when, just say pass and you have to beat

986
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: English Evan outright to win. Okay, here we go, Genevieve.

987
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. How many countries allow their citizens

988
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: to own a gun? A thirteen? Who said the quote

989
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: freedom is not free? John Aske Kennedy. How many ounces

990
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: are in two pounds? Thirty? Pick? What European country invented

991
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: hot dogs? Next? How many rings does an audie have

992
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 1: in its logo? Happened? All right? Got that in on time?

993
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: And you're out of time? But I think you did

994
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: a good job. All right, English Even is back in

995
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 1: studio and Evan, are you ready to go? I'm ready

996
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: to go. Then here we go, English Even, Your time

997
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 1: starts now. How many countries allow their citizens to own

998
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: a gun? Five? Who said the quote freedom is not free?

999
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: That's in a Team America the movie The Buck. How

1000
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: many puns are in two pounds um ten. What European

1001
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: country invented hot dogs? Spain? How many rings does an

1002
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: Audie have in its logo? Fool? What genre of music

1003
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: does Michael bublazing soul slash jazz including the current? And

1004
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: how many seasons has the Ellen Show been airing? All right,

1005
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: your time is up and he's with English Evan. Let's

1006
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: send it on over to the scoreboard and see how

1007
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: you guys did it. I'm actually really interested to know

1008
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 1: what kind of music Michael Boublaze does sing. I was

1009
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: stumped on that one. It's a mix. Yeah, I know

1010
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: he's a crooner, but I don't know if that's a crooner.

1011
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a style of music. That's

1012
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: the one that you know he's a crooner singing. Let's

1013
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: send it on over to our executive producer, Brad Nolan

1014
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: with the score. Genevieve got one correct. Congratulations on that,

1015
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm gonna say so did Evan. There

1016
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: is some debates, but I'm gonna say Evan also got

1017
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: one correct. All right, to the house. Well, it's a tie.

1018
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: A tie does go to the house. But also Evan

1019
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: could have his point taken away from him, so you

1020
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: might still pull this victory out. Let's get the answers, though,

1021
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: Let's send it on already, Alex Fresh, already answers. Three

1022
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: countries allow their citizens to own a gun. Only three

1023
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: m dang and Alfred Hitchcock is a person who said

1024
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: freedom is not free. Never heard of Never Afred Hitchcock. Nope,

1025
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: there are thirty two ounces in two pounds. Germany is

1026
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: a European country who invented hot dogs. Oh, that makes sense.

1027
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: There are four rings in the Audi logo. I go

1028
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: that one, and Michael Boublay sings classic jazz. Oh, and

1029
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: there are eighteen seasons, and that Ellen show has been hearing. Wow,

1030
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: she's been on forever. So I really what broad Which

1031
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: one did you say? Was debatable? He said jazz ish

1032
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: like thing, but I don't I don't want to give

1033
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,439
Speaker 1: it to He didn't say yeah, he didn't say classic jazz,

1034
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: which is a very specific genre. So it was very

1035
00:56:53,600 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: very wrong. Michael Buble agreeable, wrong on that is the

1036
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 1: opposite of soul. Yeah, congratulations, Genevieve, you beat the bridge.

1037
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: You did it, you did it. But all right, thanks

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Speaker 1: thanks to Michael Boublet, you won and you beat the britt.

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Speaker 1: Congratulation because you did win. I'm gonna send you some

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show swag. So stay in the line. I'll get

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Speaker 1: your info. Who All right, thanks for playing. We'll see

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Speaker 1: you later. Hang on the line though, so we can

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Speaker 1: get your information. All right, ANGI seven, You're very bad

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Speaker 1: at this game. I'm another lost Rang seven. The comma

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Speaker 1: is going to get around to you. Guys. You got

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Speaker 1: a comma and then karma isn't all. Remember we play

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Speaker 1: Beat the Britte every single Tuesday and Thursday, so be

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Speaker 1: here next time we play Beats the Britt. Yeah, Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. Not everybody has the luxury

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Speaker 1: of sitting at their desk with their bare feet in

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Speaker 1: a bowl of steaming hot oat meal. And that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing right now. It's The Jewel Show because it

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Speaker 1: makes me happy. You're a lucky guy, and Monday is over,

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Speaker 1: so we need to figure out how to make this

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Speaker 1: week a little happier until we get to Friday. And

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We've got you covered. Because according

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Speaker 1: to people in lab coats, scientists, yeah, doing some sciencing

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00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: like they like to do. They love getting together and

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Speaker 1: doing sciencing weed, you know. But they release a new

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Speaker 1: study of things that are guarante guarantee meed. Guarante garantee meed.

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Speaker 1: I am not one of those scientists because to me,

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Speaker 1: the word guaranteed looks like guarantee meed. Anyway, these things

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Speaker 1: are guarantee need to make you happier in under ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Here they go, We'll go down and see if these

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Speaker 1: things would make you guys happier. A Scientists say that

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Speaker 1: messaging someone you know is guaranteed to make you happier

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Speaker 1: in under ten minutes. Yeah. It says reach out to

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Speaker 1: someone you haven't spoken to in a while, even if

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Speaker 1: it's just to send them a funny photo or a

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Speaker 1: fun memory that you had, oh remember this time five

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Speaker 1: years ago. This is a list of things that scientists

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00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: say will make you happier in under ten minutes. Apparently

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00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: messaging someone you know one out of three people, because

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00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: English haven't said that would make him happier. They say,

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Speaker 1: organize all the small errands you need to do and

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00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: start checking them off. Planning helps reduce procrastination and helps

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Speaker 1: reduce stress. Is that kind of because when I clean

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00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: my room, I feel happier. Yeah, it does make me

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00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: feel good when I do organize things. It releases stress

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Speaker 1: and it does make me feel a lot better. But

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Speaker 1: I just don't do it because apparently I like to

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00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: be stressed out all the time. Yeah, you should see

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00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 1: his side of the bathroom just filled with hand Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just pile everything up onto my bathroom counter everything.

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Speaker 1: You're like a teenager. Yeah, I am. I wouldn't know

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Speaker 1: what I would do if I had to share. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think to him counter day the other day, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I found a magnifying glass I had on

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Speaker 1: the side of on my bathroom counter. Why do you

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Speaker 1: I don't know where I got it. Again, I'm like

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Speaker 1: a thirteen year old boy, right, I just throw stuff

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Speaker 1: out of my pockets. I had this little magnifying glass thing,

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Speaker 1: and I started pulling out hair. This is a great story.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at you. What's the stuff called.

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00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: It's called a sea boom. Look at your sea bum

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Speaker 1: microscope that crabs? Do you have? No, No, it's like

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Speaker 1: from your hair follicle. It's on your hair follicle. The

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Speaker 1: bottle white. Yeah, yeah, it's not skin. It's like it's

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01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: like a oil dirt debris. It's like a it's your

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Speaker 1: hair follicle. Alex and I spent about two hours looking

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Speaker 1: at our hair under this microscope that I found, so see,

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Speaker 1: there are some good things to clean up. Okay, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't spend that amount of time. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to interrupt you. But you spend a solid two hours

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Speaker 1: looking at your hair follicles from your beard because they're

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Speaker 1: so disgusting under a microscope. And I was looking at

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Speaker 1: your hair too because I was trying to find it.

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01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: I was like, what does a split in look like?

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01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: And Alex had to find a split in or she

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Speaker 1: made a split in because she doesn't have split ins,

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Speaker 1: because it's perfect hair. But but I want to see

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Speaker 1: what hair looked like under a microscope. Was crazy. It'll

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Speaker 1: release some stress and make you happier in under ten

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Speaker 1: minutes that you have a magnifying glass. I have no idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's I don't even know where I can. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: the hair follicles made up of multiple layers of cells

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Speaker 1: that form from the basil cells in a hair matrix

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Speaker 1: and the root and the hair roots. So also seebum,

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Speaker 1: you know it's gross. Though. I was looking at the

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Speaker 1: end of Jewel's hair under this microscope or I don't

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Speaker 1: even know where you got that thing either. It was disgusting.

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Speaker 1: It almost made me to throw up. I was like,

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Speaker 1: we seriously a lot. I have a lot of sea bum,

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Speaker 1: A lot. I'm like, a weir, he asked me. He's like,

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Speaker 1: he's like, hey, what does the end of your hair

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Speaker 1: look like? What is it? And he was like trying

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01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: to figure out if it was normal because he's never

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Speaker 1: seen one of those things, but apparently right is that

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Speaker 1: weird the hair phonicle when you pull it out the

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Speaker 1: whole bulb and I'm like, it's like a like nasty,

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Speaker 1: like good at the end of it. And he's like okay,

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01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like why, Like he just realized what it was?

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Speaker 1: Thick hair. I think also they have more sea bum,

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Speaker 1: because I have quite the sea bum you do your

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Speaker 1: sum I doubt it. I bet it is, though jewel

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Speaker 1: sea bum is thick exactly. Girl. All right, well, we're

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Speaker 1: out of time to go over the rest of the

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Speaker 1: things that I'll make you happy. And sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Go check out your go check out your sea bum

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Speaker 1: under a microscope and it'll make you happy. Uh. They

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01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: also say watch relaxing videos there's another one that's obvious,

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Speaker 1: and if you miss anything on the show today, you

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Speaker 1: can always find it online. Make sure to follow the show.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewels Show, you can follow each of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dre, I'm at

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