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Speaker 1: Hey, kity misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is at red Lobster during seafood buffet night. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I'll see you behind the dumpster where they discard all

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Speaker 2: the uneaten shrimp tails at the stroke of dump a clock.

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Speaker 1: They don't ever want that to strike the other places

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Speaker 1: on pages of Craigslis dot org. Okay, how does that

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Speaker 1: suddenly feel better?

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Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled.

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Speaker 3: If I'm allowed, I Would destroy a million trolls in

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Speaker 3: your honor.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, that's man for woman twenty five mal game stop.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's your perfect place. Let's go there. They're right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: fairest game girl.

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Speaker 3: When I charged into your store that fateful Thursday night,

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Speaker 3: I was only expecting to rent a first player shooter

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Speaker 3: game for some total late night New dennihilation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But when I stepped across the abyss into your store

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Speaker 3: from the hot topic next door, boy, there you were

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Speaker 3: a gorgeous, fair haired maiden with blue eyes and acne

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Speaker 3: scars as far as the eye could see. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: thou not had the courage to speak to you. But

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Speaker 3: please know and remember this for as long as you live.

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Speaker 3: If you were being held captive in a mountain ice

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Speaker 3: fortress by a ruthless mutant warlord with no futility points,

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Speaker 3: I would happily fight my way through sixteen levels of

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Speaker 3: fire breathing undead ninja zombies to attempt to win your heart.

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Speaker 4: Dude, that was a lie, and I would do it

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Speaker 4: just for the small, slight whisper of a chance that someday,

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Speaker 4: somehow you and I could possibly live happily ever after.

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Speaker 1: Who said romance was dead?

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Speaker 3: Alexis after we boink in one of them all restrooms.

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Speaker 3: If for some reason, this seasoned elf lord has crossed

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Speaker 3: too many boundaries, Yeah, just forget what I wrote above

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Speaker 3: and send me some pics one.

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Speaker 1: Good guy, oh even forever.

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Speaker 3: That's signed Norman, who gives his user name Cloak and

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Speaker 3: Dagger ninety seven on PF five.

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Speaker 1: Okay, friend him.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled Recycle, Reduce and reuse me.

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Speaker 1: Oh, y'all's been saying it isn't sexy, but it is.

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Speaker 1: Recycling is sexy. I haven't heard it yet.

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Speaker 2: The woman for Man forty five My house on trash day.

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Speaker 1: I know you.

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Speaker 2: Probably get this a lot, but you are the hottest

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Speaker 2: garbage guy I have ever laid eyes on.

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Some of them have really big arm muscles all day.

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Speaker 1: Not that Brooks looking.

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Speaker 2: Every Tuesday morning at eight am, I wait by my

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Speaker 2: window wearing my Kendle Jenner sweatpants and tank top, desperately

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Speaker 2: hoping you'll notice me when you empty my discarded waist.

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Speaker 2: You may know my house specifically because I always leave

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Speaker 2: you a savory surprise on top of my recycling container. No,

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Speaker 2: it's a Burger king Chroissan witch unwrapped.

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Speaker 1: Lady, it's just out there sitting on the lid as

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Speaker 1: a thank you for a job. Well, every time she

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Speaker 1: just runs out of her Kendle Jenner jumper and she's like,

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Speaker 1: get away.

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Speaker 2: So if you like what you see in the window

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Speaker 2: and in my trash, you should stop off at my

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Speaker 2: place after your shift is done, and then you could

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Speaker 2: really put a dent in my cans. I was waiting

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Speaker 2: for something.

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Speaker 1: I thought you was going to go junk in the trunks.

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Speaker 1: But here we go.

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Speaker 2: Trus that signed Magdalena, Oh girl. This next misconnection is

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Speaker 2: titled why'd.

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Speaker 1: You leave man for? Woman thirty one. I bet there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of reasons. Drunken, doozy dive bar sounds like

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Speaker 1: fun they right.

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Speaker 2: I met you last night when we cling to Mason

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Speaker 2: Jar glasses underneath the vintage railroad lights. Oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: that's a very I mean it's a classic thing that

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Speaker 2: you'd put in a Dimon.

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Speaker 1: Totally, he says.

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Speaker 2: I was the guy sporting a long corduroy shirt down.

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Speaker 1: To the knees.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with a trendy center part in my hair. You

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Speaker 2: were the blonde who had the funky Sherlock Holmes hat

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Speaker 2: that helped slim your face.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, she's wearing like a big old top.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you got to make fun of her chubby face.

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Speaker 1: She said, it looks slim now with the hair.

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Speaker 2: After some quick convo, we sat together one of those

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Speaker 2: tables made out of recycled sewer pipes.

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Speaker 1: Then we shared a.

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Speaker 2: PBR that I paid for with a hundred dollars bill. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: you saw it. After ten minutes of hardcore one on

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Speaker 2: one connecting mentally, I was wanting to show.

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Speaker 1: My appreciation for you physically as well. It's only been

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Speaker 1: ten minutes, dude, you need to slow down on drink.

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Speaker 2: But when you went to the bathroom you took too

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Speaker 2: damn long, and a different chick got all up on me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't help it. It's that corduroy shirt. Hundred

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Speaker 1: ladies love it.

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Speaker 2: You saw us making out and stormed off. My God,

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't what it looked like. Her tongue basically

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Speaker 2: attacked my face without warning, and I let.

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Speaker 1: It happen because I didn't want to be rude. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you never knew. I just want you to know that

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Speaker 1: I really really liked you. I bet she's thinking about

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Speaker 1: the one that got away right now.

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Speaker 2: And even though this goes against my policy, I'm willing

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Speaker 2: to give you a second chance.

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Speaker 1: Oh lady, that's signed Jasper, he writes. PS. Even though

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Speaker 1: you told me twice I don't remember your name. Oh

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Speaker 1: you put that at the end. I didn't even see

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Speaker 1: one red flag.

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Speaker 2: Yes, those are your Craigslist misconnections. I want to go

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Speaker 2: down to this drunk and doozy dive bar. Apparently anyway,

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Speaker 2: phone taps coming up frooking Jeffrey in the morning,