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Speaker 1: Well, guys, this is the season for partying.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday

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Speaker 2: parties going on. However, the guys are here to warm

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Speaker 2: up your holiday drunk rules. You know they're gonna warm

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Speaker 2: you up with that. Okay, are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Come on? Come on, come Junian. I

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Speaker 1: won't read one off.

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Speaker 4: And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that

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Speaker 4: type of drunk I'm talking about the first one.

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Speaker 1: The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it

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Speaker 1: take it? The woe is crying.

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Speaker 3: Drunk every time I come over here, y'all act like

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Speaker 3: y'all me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm coming every year.

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Speaker 3: Ay wait, Anti, wait on you, I'm coming and you'll.

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Speaker 2: Never have me.

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Speaker 3: Right now. You don't know how.

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Speaker 1: Y no, wait, leasy, lizzen to me.

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Speaker 3: You ain't gonna.

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Speaker 2: Crying now here?

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Speaker 1: Man is your father? I didn't want to tell you that,

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Speaker 1: but you fought in. I figured you are to know

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Speaker 1: for you got Steve, you got it.

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Speaker 4: Here we go, the start of fight drunk talk trash.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the big one doing the holiday. That's a

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Speaker 1: big one ahead. You got it?

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Speaker 3: What who got the who?

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Speaker 1: I got to open my here first I will last year.

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Speaker 1: That's a fight. Yeah, I'm not opening.

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Speaker 3: Your first for this year, for first first. For last year,

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Speaker 3: I was the first. I would want to be the

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Speaker 3: first this year.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Get your

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Speaker 1: hand off the box, gifts.

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Speaker 3: That box, because I'm gonna bust you in your ies

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Speaker 3: square about only you're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna ask you for Christmas. I don't care if it's

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Speaker 1: for this Christmas. You're gonna fight.

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Speaker 3: They were fighting the major.

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Speaker 2: What they don't never make no sense?

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Speaker 1: All right, here another.

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Speaker 2: For you.

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Speaker 1: This is a good one. This going the intellectual drunk.

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Speaker 1: There we go. Give me that one, Give me that one.

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 3: Next we listen when when when the when the stars

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Speaker 3: is lining up in the the sky for the galaxy.

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Speaker 1: And the universe is spitting around, that's galling.

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Speaker 3: Laot Leo said that, and then and then you u

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Speaker 3: Sophagles and Neil was talking. And then that's when the

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Speaker 3: teacher had asked me that you know what's for Shakespeare?

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Speaker 1: And I said, to be listening to me, he is

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Speaker 1: to not to be ever the question. I know what?

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Speaker 3: Why for me?

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Speaker 1: Then now you know what? All right?

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Speaker 4: All right, here we go one more time to come

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Speaker 4: to Jesus, drunk, come on, let me.

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Speaker 3: By this, ain't uncle to ask you all the God

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Speaker 3: we having in having we having this prayer no one

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Speaker 3: that you is the King of the kings, and and

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Speaker 3: that when get you coming back one day, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: be ready.

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Speaker 1: And because when.

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Speaker 3: You do not say he would he was coming back,

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Speaker 3: when is coming back? I will be ready because I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna be right here and I ain't going nowhere because

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Speaker 3: the Bible says in uh ecleve astics kleive astis in

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Speaker 3: the fourteen and two.

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Speaker 1: That's what it says. That's what it says.

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Speaker 3: And you better know that we're looking at me because

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Speaker 3: the Bible says to look at the others, and you

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Speaker 3: would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to

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Speaker 3: be because we Christians in here show ass off of.

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Speaker 2: Me that you.

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Speaker 3: Know we were just sitting and then you know, oh.

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Speaker 1: You lost your turin the that what they did. Drunk.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Hold, hold, wait a minute, I won't

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Speaker 3: fish hold on.

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Speaker 1: You joke.

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Speaker 2: Talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Don't crack my b no more. What I'm playing black,

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, and Lord forgive I think I beat on myself. Drunk,

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Speaker 1: Come on. You gotta do it. You're going what that

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Speaker 1: very moment? Who didn't waste it all? Eliminade on me?

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Speaker 2: Your holiday drunk scenarios from the one and All.

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Speaker 1: Good job, good job, good job, outstanding. All right coming up, Shirley. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's war for sure. Thank you. Good morning. This is

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Speaker 1: your man, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 3: Have a happy and a safe holiday from the Steve

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Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show.

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