Speaker 1: It is the Guessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
Speaker 1: and let's have some hard conversations tonight, Specifically, how do
Speaker 1: you actually stop somebody from doing something they want to
Speaker 1: do if it's really really bad. Look, we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: to a libertarian tonight, one of my favorite libertarians, comic
Speaker 1: Dave Smith's coming up at about an hour and a
Speaker 1: half from now. We're gonna talk about everything from chili
Speaker 1: cheese Fredo's to Rand Paul destroying doctor Fauci Glenn Junkin.
Speaker 1: Is he a huge failure? Already in Virginia. Bill Maher
Speaker 1: is apparently getting more and more sane by the day.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about all this are Bill Maher Mauer?
Speaker 1: Is it mar? Is it? Mar? I went to community college.
Speaker 1: I can't look if you're going to put an A
Speaker 1: in an H rate next to each other in your
Speaker 1: last name, don't blame me when I get it wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is America, Chris. All right? All that and much
Speaker 1: more coming up on the Jesse Kelly Show. But let's
Speaker 1: talk about this. Do you consider yourself to be a
Speaker 1: violent person. I would assume the answer to that is no.
Speaker 1: I mean for most people, I would assume the answer
Speaker 1: of that is no. Honestly, you even ask me, I
Speaker 1: was I'm not a violent person. Now, gosh, I hope
Speaker 1: I never have to punch anybody or shoot at anyone again. Ever,
Speaker 1: I'll just go ahead and just live the rest of
Speaker 1: my life like a Buddhist monk who eats kaso. I'm
Speaker 1: not a violent person. So I'm assuming you're not a
Speaker 1: violent person, and nor should you really want to be? Right? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're not a violent person. Do you want to be? No? No,
Speaker 1: No one wakes up in the morning. Man, I hope
Speaker 1: I turned violent today, or at least very few do.
Speaker 1: You're not a violent person. But I want you to
Speaker 1: picture the person you love the most in the world. Wife, husband,
Speaker 1: favorite quarterback. Now I'm kidding grandma, daughter, whoever the case
Speaker 1: may be. If it's not the person sitting next to you,
Speaker 1: please don't say it out loud right now, but I
Speaker 1: want you to picture the person you love most in
Speaker 1: the world. You get home tonight, walk in the door,
Speaker 1: and there's a bad man in there with his hand
Speaker 1: around that person's throat, choking him. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: do now? You said you just got done telling me
Speaker 1: thirty seconds ago, you just said you're not a violent person.
Speaker 1: You do have to stop it, though, right, you want
Speaker 1: them to stop it. You're going to have to do
Speaker 1: something violent, aren't you. Then you can decide this is
Speaker 1: just a hypothetical. So you decide what that is. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're going to run up and slug them. Maybe you
Speaker 1: pull out your hero gun, he wrote twenty twenty dot
Speaker 1: com co Jesse. By the way, maybe you pull out
Speaker 1: a real gun. I don't know. You're going to do
Speaker 1: something that gives some level of violence. Undoubtedly that doesn't
Speaker 1: make you a violent person. What it makes you is
Speaker 1: somebody seeking out an appropriate level of violence to try
Speaker 1: to stop violence. And contrary to what we talk about
Speaker 1: and the things we say in this society, oh there's
Speaker 1: no call for violence ever, that's completely absurd. Of course
Speaker 1: there is, of course there is. I do think we
Speaker 1: stopped the Nazis. We killed a lot of them. Of
Speaker 1: course there's a call for violence at the right time
Speaker 1: and place. That doesn't mean you're a violent person. Where
Speaker 1: am I going with all this today? MSNBC or NBC
Speaker 1: or both of them, you decide one of them or
Speaker 1: both were caught. There was a reporter who was called
Speaker 1: trailing the jurors. Remember, the jurors in the Rittenhouse thing
Speaker 1: are very much secret. Their names are secret, addresses are secrets,
Speaker 1: as they should be, because there are violent mobs out
Speaker 1: there already threatening them. And no, don't worry, I'm not
Speaker 1: about to encourage violence. That's not what I'm saying. These
Speaker 1: jurors apparently, if you listen to the judge, and this
Speaker 1: is the judge there, apparently they were way out of
Speaker 1: line under the supervision of someone named Irene Bayon in
Speaker 1: New York for MSNBC. The police when they stopped him
Speaker 1: because he was following in the distance of about a
Speaker 1: black and went through a red light, pulled him over
Speaker 1: and inquired of him what was going on, and he
Speaker 1: gave that information and stated that he had been instructed
Speaker 1: by him. Is Bayon in New York to follow the
Speaker 1: jury bus. The matter is under further investigation at this point,
Speaker 1: and the media has asked questions about it. That's the
Speaker 1: latest I have. And he was ticketed for violating a
Speaker 1: PEFIC control signal. He's not here to day from what
Speaker 1: I'm told, and you get the general gist. Let's let's
Speaker 1: understand how dangerous this is too. This is a hot
Speaker 1: button trial. No matter which way you slice it, there
Speaker 1: is tension in the air. We already have opposing groups
Speaker 1: hitting each other. There are already pictures of palettes of
Speaker 1: bricks which hadn't previously shown up there. This is this
Speaker 1: is a nasty thing. We have people like Saint George
Speaker 1: Floyd's nephew or cousin. I forget Cortez Rice was his name.
Speaker 1: He's already been on video because the real geniuses videotape.
Speaker 1: They're intend to commit crimes, already been on video talking
Speaker 1: about how we need to go after the jurors. So
Speaker 1: we're already we're we're dealing with a dangerous situa. And
Speaker 1: jurors are just people like you, people like me. They're
Speaker 1: doing their civic duty out there. And you can't expect
Speaker 1: these people to be a bunch of bloodthirsty Delta Force
Speaker 1: operators who can withstand violent threats. This is a dangerous
Speaker 1: situation for them. This reporter, under the direction of NBC
Speaker 1: allegedly trailing them, maybe thinking about releasing their information, gathering
Speaker 1: their information. And let's not act like the media is
Speaker 1: above doing terrible criminal things. Just recently, they worked with
Speaker 1: the FBI to release private information about Project Veritas. They'll
Speaker 1: do this all the time without a second thought, crimes
Speaker 1: to destroy you. My question to you is how do
Speaker 1: we stop that. Let's all agree, no matter who you are.
Speaker 1: And I understand that the people who listen to the
Speaker 1: show run the gamut from kids, boys, girls, to men, housewives,
Speaker 1: professionals to grandpas and grandpas, I get everything in between.
Speaker 1: So we're all going to have different outlooks on some
Speaker 1: things on life, but we all can agree on this. Surely.
Speaker 1: We don't want any jurors threatened or harmed, obviously in
Speaker 1: any way. And I don't care if it's a juror
Speaker 1: who disagrees with me. I don't need you to agree
Speaker 1: with me on the outlook of a trial. We don't
Speaker 1: want anybody harmed. Okay, so how do we stop? What
Speaker 1: is the solution to get these reporters to stop? Anyone?
Speaker 1: Forget about reporter. We don't have to put a label
Speaker 1: reporter on it to get people to stop doing this stuff.
Speaker 1: They don't appear interested in stopping. They appear interested in
Speaker 1: going full steam ahead until we're all either dead or
Speaker 1: in prison or two scared to speak up at all.
Speaker 1: Unless you do what they want, bend to their will.
Speaker 1: They seem absolutely intent on pushing this as hard as
Speaker 1: they can push it. And these people are radicalized now,
Speaker 1: the radical, violent nut job. He's no longer just the
Speaker 1: guy on the street corner with a weird sign and
Speaker 1: a funny hat. He's in the newsrooms now, he's your CEO,
Speaker 1: he's your senator. These people are getting Nutso how do
Speaker 1: we make this stop? You want it to stop. I
Speaker 1: want it to stop. Well, we walked in the house.
Speaker 1: There's a bad man there choking the wife. We're going
Speaker 1: to have to meet him on that field, aren't we. No, no,
Speaker 1: not with actual violence. Don't choke anyone or anything, and
Speaker 1: don't even shoot anyone with your hero gun unless you
Speaker 1: have to. I think we're going to have to get
Speaker 1: to the point where if you release information, I release
Speaker 1: private information. And let's just get this out there. I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone's private information released anywhere, not even communist reporters,
Speaker 1: certainly not jurors. But these people do not have any
Speaker 1: incentive to back away from their radicalism. You're not going
Speaker 1: to be fired at NBC for this. You won't even
Speaker 1: be reprimanded. You'll probably get promoted probably sign a million
Speaker 1: dollar book deal tomorrow about how courageous you are speaking
Speaker 1: truth to power. If there's no check on this kind
Speaker 1: of violence and radicalism, we had better create a check
Speaker 1: or we're going to get more violence and radicalism. The
Speaker 1: solution must be something that makes you and me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: The solution must be Okay, let's dance. Then. I hate that.
Speaker 1: I think that's a terrible place for a country to be.
Speaker 1: I think it's awful that that's where we you are,
Speaker 1: but I don't know about you. God didn't tap me
Speaker 1: on the shoulder and asked me which period of time
Speaker 1: I preferred to live in. This is the one I've
Speaker 1: been given. This is what we have. This is where
Speaker 1: we are right now with our political opponents in America.
Speaker 1: Ugly for sure, but it's where we are. It's where
Speaker 1: we are, all right. That's enough of that. Let's do
Speaker 1: let's do one of our favorite pasttimes. Let's listen to
Speaker 1: Rand Paul absolutely tear doctor fauci apart. We'll play that
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show, said dude.
Speaker 1: A second it is the Jesse Kelly Show. I really
Speaker 1: don't think we have to argue about Paul McCartney. Let's not.
Speaker 1: Let's not make this too big of a thing. Here.
Speaker 1: I realized the Beatles are really big, a bit overrated.
Speaker 1: If we're being honest, I'm really big. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not a Beatles hater, a bit a bit overplayed. Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney did not did not have it was not good, no, no,
Speaker 1: and don't don't do that. It was okay thing because
Speaker 1: that Christmas song he has every see Chris, I didn't
Speaker 1: even mention what song it was, and he rolls his eyes.
Speaker 1: Everybody out there right now, I'll crap now everyone, it's
Speaker 1: in everyone's head now. All I had to do is
Speaker 1: mentioned Paul McCartney and Christmas, and everyone knows the most
Speaker 1: wretched song in existence. My sons even know that. I
Speaker 1: will rip the radio out of the wall if you
Speaker 1: start playing that thing, because not only is it awful,
Speaker 1: it gets stuck in your head and it's so bad
Speaker 1: you wonder how did one of the singers of the
Speaker 1: Beatles pen that song and think, oh man nailed it.
Speaker 1: That is terrible. All right, back back to the task
Speaker 1: at hand. We must you and I. We must be
Speaker 1: more aggressive. We must do things now that make us uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis in Florida. He got up today and the audio,
Speaker 1: by the way, is not great. It's it's not the
Speaker 1: sultry sounds of my voice, Chris, but the audio is
Speaker 1: not great. He got up and he started talking about
Speaker 1: this because someone was questioning, Hey, what are you doing.
Speaker 1: You're banning vaccine mandates in your state. That doesn't sound
Speaker 1: very conservative. And when DeSantis starts to talk here, he
Speaker 1: sounds like, well, honestly, it sounds like a lot of
Speaker 1: the things I've been telling you. This is why I've
Speaker 1: been telling you to get to red areas, get to
Speaker 1: red states. The power of the individual states. It's the
Speaker 1: last thing we have left. You need to get to
Speaker 1: a place like this. So the states, the states are
Speaker 1: the primary vehicles to protect people's freedoms, their health, they're safety,
Speaker 1: they're welfare. In our constitutional system. What Biden is doing
Speaker 1: is not constitution There has never been there has never
Speaker 1: been a federal vaccine mandate imposed on the general public.
Speaker 1: It's never been done before. It's not they don't have
Speaker 1: the power to do it. There's no federal police power right.
Speaker 1: So that's from a constitutional perspective, it is world's world's apart.
Speaker 1: You don't have rights and you don't have the right
Speaker 1: to do wrong. And if I had not stepped in
Speaker 1: last year and made sure that these local governments couldn't
Speaker 1: lock you down, couldn't mandate we get we wouldn't let
Speaker 1: them find We had kids in school last year, guys
Speaker 1: of me. And he's right, And this is this is
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. The mentality on the right has
Speaker 1: for so long been the Christynome mentality. Remember when Christinome
Speaker 1: had an opportunity to ban vaccine mandates, and remember she
Speaker 1: made that stupid video. Oh, that's just not who we are.
Speaker 1: We don't tell people what to do. That's not who
Speaker 1: we are. That's you walking in the house and the
Speaker 1: burglar has his hands wrapped around your wife's throat, and
Speaker 1: you saying, oh, I don't like violence, so I'm not
Speaker 1: going to step in because that would be violent. No,
Speaker 1: we must meet them and use the power we have,
Speaker 1: or otherwise what good is it. And I've tried to
Speaker 1: explain this to friends of mine in Congress and the
Speaker 1: Senate who tried to take this old GOP tac Well,
Speaker 1: the free market says I shouldn't say anything, and I've
Speaker 1: told them, buddy, you should see my emails. My emails
Speaker 1: aren't filled with people trying to be the perfect libertarian.
Speaker 1: Well is that free market enough? My emails are filled
Speaker 1: with people losing their livelihoods, losing their livelihoods, step up
Speaker 1: and do something, say something. It's getting out of control.
Speaker 1: And this this loser mentality on the right that we're
Speaker 1: just supposed to you know, it wouldn't be right. It's
Speaker 1: just I can't I'm not comfortable doing it. That wouldn't
Speaker 1: be Look I read iron Rand and that wouldn't be right.
Speaker 1: We are entering an era where you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: set aside, and I'm gonna have to set us oude.
Speaker 1: I'm not just pointing fingers here. We're both gonna have
Speaker 1: to set aside some long held beliefs we've had about
Speaker 1: the role of government here and what's right and wrong there.
Speaker 1: We're going to have to set these things aside as
Speaker 1: we go into this new era. And the reason we
Speaker 1: are going to have to set these things aside is
Speaker 1: because it is a new era. It is an era
Speaker 1: where the federal government has coordinated now with corporations, has
Speaker 1: coordinated now with the entertainment industry, the education system, the
Speaker 1: fricking boy scouts, half the churches out there. The federal
Speaker 1: government has now linked arms against you and against me,
Speaker 1: and they've declared war on our way of life. We
Speaker 1: must enter a war footing. Politically, we must enter a
Speaker 1: war footing. And when you enter a war footing, that
Speaker 1: means you operate differently than you did in peace time.
Speaker 1: That's just human nature. That's how our country was set up.
Speaker 1: Why do you think they call the president the commander
Speaker 1: in chief? Kind of weird? No, until you understand, during
Speaker 1: times of war, the founders of this great nation understood,
Speaker 1: we can't we can't be tossing every decision down to
Speaker 1: Congress to haggle on and vote on. During times of war,
Speaker 1: one man has to conduct wartime operations. One one man
Speaker 1: has to be in charge of that. And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that you'll make heavy d in charge of all that.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. What I am saying is
Speaker 1: we must get comfortable being uncomfortable if a reporter, if anybody,
Speaker 1: is going to go out there and release the private
Speaker 1: information of a juror, putting that juror's life in the
Speaker 1: life of their families in jeopardy. We can wish for
Speaker 1: them to stop all we want, or we can make
Speaker 1: it so and release theirs. I don't like that, I
Speaker 1: in fact I ate it. I think that's ugly. But
Speaker 1: what other choice do we have? I what choice do
Speaker 1: we have when you're dealing with people, When you're dealing
Speaker 1: with people who honestly just want to torch the place,
Speaker 1: you have to stop them by any means necessary. In
Speaker 1: these people, they want to torch the place with respect,
Speaker 1: Mars Wayne, perhaps this is a man you don't fully
Speaker 1: understand either. A long time ago I was in Burma.
Speaker 1: My friends and I were working for the local government.
Speaker 1: They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders
Speaker 1: by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were
Speaker 1: being raided in a forest not for Franco and by
Speaker 1: a bandon. So we went looking for the stones. But
Speaker 1: in six months we never met anyone who traded with him.
Speaker 1: One day, a short child playing with a ruby the
Speaker 1: size of a change your men. The band it means
Speaker 1: throwing him away, So I still well because he thought
Speaker 1: it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for
Speaker 1: anything logical like money. They can't be bull bullied recent
Speaker 1: we're negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the
Speaker 1: world burn. I gotta be honest. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: play that Batman clip because I think it's awesome. All Right,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back with Bill Maher. Hang on, it
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. A Yeah, we got a libertarian,
Speaker 1: my friend Dave Smith coming up about an hour from now,
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes from now, We're gonna have a little
Speaker 1: talk about our military. It's gonna be hard talk. You
Speaker 1: remember the things I've been saying about our military, how
Speaker 1: we're gonna lose a major war. We are painted rust,
Speaker 1: excellent frontline troops, excellent equipment. Leadership is so bad and
Speaker 1: so rotted. I am very very concerned about it. So
Speaker 1: we'll get to that. We'll get to that, but let
Speaker 1: us just enjoy for a moment. One of my favorite
Speaker 1: pastimes has now become Rand Paul. Senator Ran Paul, one
Speaker 1: of the very few good ones, calling doctor Fauci in
Speaker 1: front of him and just embarrassing him, well alarming, I
Speaker 1: mean alarming one that he has such casual disdain for
Speaker 1: individual liberty. But if you combine that with also a
Speaker 1: casual disdain for science, boy, we got a real problem.
Speaker 1: An authoritarian who also doesn't obey the science. I mean,
Speaker 1: look at this. Over one hundred million Americans have had
Speaker 1: COVID and if you ask the CDC, well, how do
Speaker 1: these people react? But people have had COVID and recovered,
Speaker 1: how often do they get sick again? Do they spread
Speaker 1: the disease? Very well, Oh, we don't know. We don't
Speaker 1: keep track of that. Can you imagine the guys in
Speaker 1: charge of this. We pay him more than anybody in
Speaker 1: the government. He has casual disdain for the Bill of
Speaker 1: Rights and your liberty, but he's not keeping track. He's like,
Speaker 1: CNN ask him one day, what do you think about
Speaker 1: natural He's like, oh, that's interesting, we should look into that,
Speaker 1: as if it was the first time he's ever heard
Speaker 1: of it. He's a liar and he lies about the
Speaker 1: natural immunity. He knows it works. This is a recipe
Speaker 1: for totalitarianism. It's a recipe for something we don't want
Speaker 1: in our country. Have you thought about that? And I
Speaker 1: realized this makes it makes people uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about why we don't recognize natural immunity
Speaker 1: in this country? We don't recognize herd immunity. We don't
Speaker 1: are These are not radical right wing positions. This was
Speaker 1: commonly accepted medicine right up to the point coronavirus Scott here,
Speaker 1: do you understand how nefarious that looks? I'm looking at
Speaker 1: a headline right here. Fauci's says COVID nineteen booster might
Speaker 1: become the new standard for being vaccinated. What a shock woo.
Speaker 1: I mean, anyone who listens to the sound of my
Speaker 1: voice every single day has known this forever. Of course,
Speaker 1: this is the endgame, well not quite remember, the end
Speaker 1: game will be annual, annual boosters for everyone forever. That
Speaker 1: is the end game, lining the pockets of the pharmaceutical
Speaker 1: companies and the politicians who enjoy their lobbying money for
Speaker 1: the end or until the end of time. That's the
Speaker 1: end game. But if you're a crazy coronavirus believer, that's fine,
Speaker 1: believe what you want to believe. Then I really need
Speaker 1: you to explain to me why we don't recognize natural immunity.
Speaker 1: It's not recognized at all. This guy, Bill Maher, not
Speaker 1: maor Bill Maher is hardly a card carrying conservative, and
Speaker 1: even he sees it. In the United States and most
Speaker 1: of the western world. We're ready to be done with this,
Speaker 1: but we're not done until the world is safe, and
Speaker 1: we're not safe as a world until the world's vast
Speaker 1: Except the world recognizes natural immunity. We don't because everything
Speaker 1: in this country has to go through the pharmaceutical companies.
Speaker 1: Natural immunity is the best kind of immunity. We shouldn't
Speaker 1: fire people who have natural mune because they don't get
Speaker 1: the vaccine. We should hire them. Yes, if someone tests
Speaker 1: having anybody, well, okay, but you know people who've had it.
Speaker 1: I've had it, right, you know. I mean I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be tested anymore. I had the vaccine. I'm willing to
Speaker 1: be a fireman. If someone's willing to be a policeman.
Speaker 1: If someone's willing to go into a burning building and says,
Speaker 1: I'm just not that afraid of COVID and I don't
Speaker 1: want to take the vaccine, that should be enough. He
Speaker 1: shouldn't be losing his job. He shouldn't be furloughed without pay.
Speaker 1: The guy that saves lives because he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: take a vaccine. It's ridiculous and just a little messaging.
Speaker 1: I mean, I see it all the time. I saw
Speaker 1: it driving in today, people outside alone walking with a mask.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. It's it's it's an amulet. Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: charmed people wear around, just roared away, evil spirits. It
Speaker 1: means nothing. All that was true, every ounce of it.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just take a brief second and unpack
Speaker 1: how we got here? Then? How is it? I mean, realize,
Speaker 1: this is not some jerkwater country, right, This is the
Speaker 1: United States of America. If you don't count the national debt,
Speaker 1: it's the wealthiest country in the world. Wealthiest country, I
Speaker 1: would guess in the history of the world numbers wise.
Speaker 1: We have all kinds of fancy scientists and doctors, and
Speaker 1: roads and hospitals. I mean, I'm I'm sitting here in
Speaker 1: a skyscraper, skyscraper in Houston, and I'm looking at all
Speaker 1: these beautiful hospitals and medical facilities. We have plenty of
Speaker 1: really smart people here. So how, oh how did it
Speaker 1: become completely accepted, not to accepted, encouraged in some cases,
Speaker 1: forced in this country to ignore something as easy to
Speaker 1: understand as natural immunity. How do we have people in
Speaker 1: this country? I saw it myself today. It's funny he
Speaker 1: brought that up. How do we have people walking outside
Speaker 1: by themselves with masks on? How did we get here?
Speaker 1: Maybe a better question is why did we get here?
Speaker 1: I hate to sound like Machiavelli. Macchiavelli, but who does
Speaker 1: benefit from all this? What is the real game behind it?
Speaker 1: Why do we have a society of people who still
Speaker 1: believe that stupid cloth mask on your face is doing something?
Speaker 1: Why do we have a society that ignores natural immunity?
Speaker 1: Why do we have a society that is moving breathlessly
Speaker 1: from one moving goalpost to the next without a second thought. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go home for fifteen days, all right until Christmas?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll take my first vaccine shot. I'll take
Speaker 1: my second vaccine shot. Oh wait, it's not a vaccine
Speaker 1: because it wears off in six months. Okay, I'll take
Speaker 1: a booster shot. How did we get to a place
Speaker 1: as a nation where we are a country full of
Speaker 1: people who no longer think for themselves? Why don't people
Speaker 1: think here? It drives me crazy. Is it that people
Speaker 1: really aren't thinking, or that people don't they don't want
Speaker 1: to acknowledge the real reality that everything you know is
Speaker 1: corrupted now that you don't have institutions where you can
Speaker 1: find the truth anymore, And we don't want to accept
Speaker 1: the reality that you and me we're going to spend
Speaker 1: the rest of our lives dancing through this landmine of
Speaker 1: cultural filth out there, just trying to get by. Jeez.
Speaker 1: All right, before I forget again, tomorrow is ask doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Email your questions into Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: show dot com. And for the newbies out there, the
Speaker 1: people who just got here to the show on Friday's
Speaker 1: I don't take phone calls, I don't take guests. Fridays
Speaker 1: are all the questions you email in, and they do
Speaker 1: not have to be political questions. They certainly can be
Speaker 1: political questions. That's totally fine, but it's anything you want
Speaker 1: to talk about on Fridays Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. History, men, women, employment, vaccines, food, stupid stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't care what you email me, but that is
Speaker 1: the entire show tomorrow and tomorrow, I'm guessing is going
Speaker 1: to be a pretty good one. A pretty good one.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get rid of all that redefine it
Speaker 1: for yourself. Editorial claims Thanksgiving is forced upon students. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna set all this crazy college stuff aside and
Speaker 1: let's just get out in front of this right now,
Speaker 1: because Thanksgiving is coming next week, and I realize how
Speaker 1: many people out there in this country are making gigantic mistakes.
Speaker 1: Gigantic mistakes. It's one thing. It's one thing to see
Speaker 1: your neighbor tripping and fallowing on the sidewalk and go
Speaker 1: and help him up. But it's another thing to trip
Speaker 1: and watch him trip and fall on the sidewalk and
Speaker 1: then just drive on by and not care at all.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be the person. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be the person who just drives by and lets
Speaker 1: you trip and fall on the sidewalk. I won't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm here to help you. I'm here to help you now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you my Thanksgiving instructions in about twenty
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Speaker 1: if you believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly show. That was Tom Petty right.
Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing. Before I go into the justice
Speaker 1: and not justice and the feeling of injustice out there.
Speaker 1: I grew up in Montana. A lot of people know
Speaker 1: I was born in Ohio construction family. I moved to
Speaker 1: Montana when I was ten, and you know that song
Speaker 1: Last Dance with Mary Jane. I was like nineteen before
Speaker 1: I knew he was talking about marijuana. I know, I
Speaker 1: know how naive was that. I mean, I learned all
Speaker 1: these rock songs when I was younger, and all these
Speaker 1: different songs, they're all references to stuff I had no
Speaker 1: idea about. And the beauty of it is my mother
Speaker 1: is like the most innocent person in the world, so
Speaker 1: I could listen to him around her and she had
Speaker 1: no idea either. We're just jamming out to Last Dance
Speaker 1: with Mary Jane. Thanks Mom, all right? You hear Nancy Pelosi?
Speaker 1: Is this is the stuff that drives people insane? Did
Speaker 1: you hear about the bill? The tax cut for megamegamega
Speaker 1: rich people in the bill? Because let's be honest about
Speaker 1: the realignment with what's going on in the country right now.
Speaker 1: The Republican Party has now become You can thank Trump
Speaker 1: a lot for this, but the Republican Party has now
Speaker 1: become the blue collar party, the Democratic Party. They have
Speaker 1: two main constituencies, the ultra poor and the ultra rich.
Speaker 1: Everyone in between they're caught by the Republican Party. So
Speaker 1: what's so wild is how brazen they are about paying
Speaker 1: back their friends and punishing their enemies, and it gives
Speaker 1: people like you and me a feeling like there is real,
Speaker 1: real injustice out there. Nancy Pelosi was flat out asked,
Speaker 1: point blank, hold on, you're raising taxes on all these people,
Speaker 1: and you're trying to cut taxes for the mega rich
Speaker 1: people who support your party. What in the world on
Speaker 1: the second bullet point on your board there, can you
Speaker 1: respond to the criticism that we're all said and done
Speaker 1: on this bill, the people who get the biggest tax
Speaker 1: cut are millionaires who can take advantage of the changes
Speaker 1: in the state and local tax deductions. As a supporter
Speaker 1: of that particular measure in the bill, I want to
Speaker 1: just say, that's not about tax cuts for wealthy people.
Speaker 1: It's about service. Pause it real quick, Chris, kids, no smoking,
Speaker 1: all right. Continue. Not about tax cuts for weppy people.
Speaker 1: It's about services for Americas, the American people in our
Speaker 1: communities where we have taken care of our people, and
Speaker 1: real quick, Chris, if you don't mind, pause again, real quick. Also,
Speaker 1: if you have any of the symptoms of emphysema, seek
Speaker 1: out a doctor. Continue, please, Where we have taken care
Speaker 1: of our people, education, transportation, healthcare, all of the issues
Speaker 1: that public service brings to people was slashed by the
Speaker 1: Trump administration, and we're just turning back over. So this
Speaker 1: isn't about who gets a tax guy. It's about which
Speaker 1: states get the revenue that they need in order to
Speaker 1: meet the needs of the people. And that is a
Speaker 1: fight that I will continue to me. That is still
Speaker 1: the results. It isn't a result. That isn't the result.
Speaker 1: The fact is is that the empty of dynamism that
Speaker 1: is injected into our states for the people is what
Speaker 1: is important here. That isn't the result. Peter all Right, one,
Speaker 1: I forgot how much I love her. Every time she
Speaker 1: comes on, I just adore her more and more. And
Speaker 1: I really mean that. I know that she's the Antichrist,
Speaker 1: I'm aware, but man, we need a thousand Republicans like that.
Speaker 1: Do you see how masterful that was. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get to the injustice thing in a second, But did
Speaker 1: you catch how master for that? Masterful that was? Nancy Pelosi? Nancy,
Speaker 1: is it you're cutting taxes for the mega rich. That's
Speaker 1: that's your donor base, and what's what's your problem? Nancy
Speaker 1: Pelosi turns it right around by what we're giving back
Speaker 1: to the people. That's what this is about. It's not
Speaker 1: about anything. You're never letting you frame the argument. Remember
Speaker 1: when she got busted in the salon without a mask.
Speaker 1: I take responsibility for trusting the word of a neighborhood
Speaker 1: salon that I've been to over the years many times,
Speaker 1: and that job when they said, well, we're able to
Speaker 1: accommodate people one person at a time, and that we
Speaker 1: can set up that time, I trusted that. As it
Speaker 1: turns out, it was a setup. So I take responsibility
Speaker 1: for falling for a setup. And that's all I'm going
Speaker 1: to say. It's so brilliant. You got busted knowingly violating
Speaker 1: the rules. I got set up. Who who is that
Speaker 1: scumbag who runs the salon? Remember the salon owner had
Speaker 1: to leave town. She got so many threats. Man, I
Speaker 1: love Nancy Pelosi, but enough of that. It's something Democrats
Speaker 1: do so well. Now, it's great to you, and it's
Speaker 1: tearing the country apart. It's terrible. But they get elected
Speaker 1: to office, and Democrats promptly spend their time rewarding their
Speaker 1: friends and punishing their enemies. That's what they do. Steve Bannon,
Speaker 1: here's some handcuffs. Mega rich donors got a tax break
Speaker 1: coming Fellas congrats, Republicans take power, and Republicans will promptly
Speaker 1: spend all their time slapping around their friends and extending
Speaker 1: a hand to their enemies so they can look like
Speaker 1: the good guys. I want to be one of the
Speaker 1: reasonable Republicans. You know how Democrats do things. I love
Speaker 1: this story Manhattan Democrat Party boss Keith Wright in a
Speaker 1: cyclist doring charges were dropped. What happened? Manhattan prosecutors on
Speaker 1: Wednesday moved to drop charges against Democratic Party boss accused
Speaker 1: of dooring a cyclist and fleeing the scene. In case
Speaker 1: you don't know what doring is before I go on here,
Speaker 1: it's when you see a cyclist coming and you opened
Speaker 1: your door so they run into it. And it's not
Speaker 1: funny and it's not funny, and we won't have any
Speaker 1: of that. But that's what it is. Moving on, Judge
Speaker 1: Marissau Martinez Alonzo dismissed and sealed the case. That's my
Speaker 1: favorite part about it. Dismissed and sealed the case against
Speaker 1: Keith Wright, who was charged was speeding off after allegedly
Speaker 1: opening his car door in the path of a cyclist,
Speaker 1: sending the man flying on August twenty sixth the bicyclist.
Speaker 1: It's not funny, Chris quit laughing. The bicyclist tumbled to
Speaker 1: the ground and sustained bruising to his ankle in substantial pain. Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's guilty is sin. He did this. It is
Speaker 1: a crime. I mean I was snickering about it, but
Speaker 1: did as a crime. And you could really hurt somebody,
Speaker 1: especially if someone doesn't have an almet on, you can
Speaker 1: kill somebody. It is big deal. This guy did this.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows he did this. But he's a Democrat in
Speaker 1: a Democrat city. So he not only gets all the
Speaker 1: charges dropped, he gets the case sealed, so you and
Speaker 1: I will never be able to learn the details about it.
Speaker 1: How about that we are not playing the same game anymore.
Speaker 1: They are just much much, much better at this than
Speaker 1: we are, and we have got to get better. Speaking
Speaker 1: of gotta get better, let's unpack this whole naval disaster
Speaker 1: because it matters a lot for you and me. Hang on,
Speaker 1: married Jack, what m time to give the Jesse Kelly show,
Speaker 1: and it is time to get into this and have
Speaker 1: a hard conversation about the military. We've had it before.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have it again, the Great Michael Anton. I
Speaker 1: have some audio to play for you from him. It's
Speaker 1: gonna sound familiar. It's similar to the stuff I've been saying.
Speaker 1: But let's do a little history rewind, shall we don't forget?
Speaker 1: We got comic Dave Smith coming up about thirty minutes
Speaker 1: from now. Maybe we'll agree on everything, maybe we won't.
Speaker 1: But he's a good dude. He's very entertaining. Good dude.
Speaker 1: History rewind World War Two. We Americans love talking about
Speaker 1: World War Two. I mean most people do, probably not
Speaker 1: Germany so much, but most people love talking about World
Speaker 1: War Two. Why. I mean, it's one. It's the biggest
Speaker 1: historical event of any kind by a mile. It's staggering
Speaker 1: how vast World War two is. You can read a
Speaker 1: new book on it every single day and not get
Speaker 1: to every little battle and every little thing here in
Speaker 1: technology there, and spying here. It was like the spying
Speaker 1: Golden Age. It's crazy. So when you have big events
Speaker 1: like that that people know about it is it is
Speaker 1: odd to me. I've always thought it was odd. It's
Speaker 1: just human nature. It's not good or bad. It's human
Speaker 1: nature where we all kind of end up knowing the
Speaker 1: same few things, and there are huge parts of it
Speaker 1: we don't talk about because they're not interesting, they're not
Speaker 1: sexy enough. When it comes to World War two, the
Speaker 1: second I say World War two, almost inevitably you think
Speaker 1: of one of three or four things. Holocaust, Pearl Harbor,
Speaker 1: d Day, I don't even know. Probably the flag raising
Speaker 1: on Euojima Mount Siabaci, that famous Marine Corps picture where
Speaker 1: they're raising the flag. Maybe the bombing of your Maybe
Speaker 1: honestly I named four and that's probably the four, Chris,
Speaker 1: I probably nailed the four right and so but you
Speaker 1: maybe a history buff and may know more than that.
Speaker 1: But even if you weren't, let's have a talk about
Speaker 1: the war and the Pacific before we get to everything else.
Speaker 1: The war and the Pacific was obviously fought by Marines
Speaker 1: and army, as sad as it is that I have
Speaker 1: to admit the army helped, but it was fought on
Speaker 1: land by the Marine Corps and army. And there were
Speaker 1: huge naval battles that took place in the Pacific portion
Speaker 1: of the war, gigantic ones between US and Japan, and
Speaker 1: Japan had a very very capable, very awesome navy. They
Speaker 1: kicked us around for a little while in the very beginning,
Speaker 1: and then the Battle of Midway we kind of hit
Speaker 1: them right in the teeth. They never recovered. But when
Speaker 1: you nerd out on history stuff the way I do,
Speaker 1: you find out how often the non sexy things are
Speaker 1: the difference between winning and losing. And there's something about
Speaker 1: naval warfare that isn't sexy, but it's a difference between
Speaker 1: winning and losing. It's just like ground troops. You want
Speaker 1: to know one of the most important things is about
Speaker 1: ground troops, and right away you're thinking, Oh, what kind
Speaker 1: of sights did they have? And their weapons? I bet
Speaker 1: they have a special grenade. I bet these guys are
Speaker 1: stronger and they can survive longer. Food. Who has the
Speaker 1: most food? Who has enough food to maintain the health
Speaker 1: of the troops so you can survive. It's a big
Speaker 1: part of it naval warfare. Who can put out fires?
Speaker 1: You see, naval vessels are full of explosives and ammunition,
Speaker 1: and when a ship catches fire, and it inevitably will
Speaker 1: when you're getting shot at by other ships. When a
Speaker 1: ship catches fire, the ability to contain and put out
Speaker 1: that fire is everything. One of the main reasons we
Speaker 1: kicked Japan around after a while in the Pacific. Wasn't
Speaker 1: because we were better at shooting the weapons. It would
Speaker 1: speak because they sucked and putting out a fire and
Speaker 1: we were outstanding at it. I'm gonna play for you,
Speaker 1: the Great Michael Anton for a couple of minutes. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna butt in here now and then, and I want
Speaker 1: you to listen, and I want you to listen closely,
Speaker 1: because not only is this a huge problem, this is
Speaker 1: not a problem anyone is reversing at the time being.
Speaker 1: Last time a United States aircraft carrier was sunk, it
Speaker 1: was the Battle of Midway. The US is Yorktown, June
Speaker 1: of nineteen forty two. I haven't lost him an aircraft. Actually,
Speaker 1: we did lose an aircraft carrier last year, and not
Speaker 1: a fleet carrier, a smaller carrier. Do you know why?
Speaker 1: Because it burned in San Diego Harbor and the Navy
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out how to put out the fire and
Speaker 1: they had to scrap the ship. The USS bonhom Richard
Speaker 1: look it up. The Navy crashed four ships in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Read the efficient pause real quick, Chris, Sorry, I told
Speaker 1: you I was going to step in here. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure everyone understands too. The Bottom Richard he
Speaker 1: was talking about, it took the crew of the Bottom
Speaker 1: Richard ten minute before they even set off the fire alarm.
Speaker 1: They discovered the flame. It took them ten minutes to
Speaker 1: have the presence of mind to even set off the
Speaker 1: fire alarm. They then have all this equipment on board
Speaker 1: a ship, as you can imagine, that allows them to
Speaker 1: put out the fire. And keep this in mind, this
Speaker 1: ship was parked in port at a naval base in
Speaker 1: San Diego. Most times when that fire occurs, you're out
Speaker 1: in the middle of the ocean. The fire Department aid
Speaker 1: showing up with hoses jack, the crew must be ready.
Speaker 1: It took them ten minutes to sound the alarm. Once
Speaker 1: they sounded the alarm, they couldn't operate the equipment. Our
Speaker 1: sailors go on, Chris. Read the official reports from the
Speaker 1: Department of the Navy and the congressional investigations on those crashes.
Speaker 1: They're marvels of esoteric writing to try to dodge the
Speaker 1: cause of what happened while somehow revealing it between the lines.
Speaker 1: If you can sit there with an electron microscope and
Speaker 1: read it carefully and keep yourself awake. Right, if you're
Speaker 1: Taiwan and you're counting on the United States to defend you,
Speaker 1: what conclusion did you draw from Afghanistan this summer? Did
Speaker 1: you get the conclusion that here is a great power
Speaker 1: that knows what it's doing, that keeps its promises, and
Speaker 1: that can execute the things that it wants to do. Right, So,
Speaker 1: getting back to the carrier point, I'll leave it at that.
Speaker 1: Forget that hypersonic missile. If you ask somebody who watches
Speaker 1: the Navy and follows the Navy, all that's based on
Speaker 1: open source material I hasten to add, they will say plausibly,
Speaker 1: if not certainly, the Chinese have had an ability to
Speaker 1: sink a fleet carrier for a last decade. At least
Speaker 1: a carrier goes out in a so called battle group,
Speaker 1: has a number of ships ringing it in some attack summaries.
Speaker 1: All of those things are meant to protect the central asset,
Speaker 1: which is the aircraft carrier, which these days costs anywhere
Speaker 1: from twelve to fourteen billion dollars. And with the wing
Speaker 1: that is the planes, and the people, the extra people
Speaker 1: on board, there's about sixty five hundred people on that
Speaker 1: aircraft carrier. So fourteen billion dollars and sixty five hundred people,
Speaker 1: now eight hundred people or so died on nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: And remember what a psychological shock and wound to the
Speaker 1: nation that was. Imagine sixty five hundred people in a
Speaker 1: military defeat over something that was foreseeable in advance, and
Speaker 1: ask yourself how the nation would take it. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to draw any conclusions about this, but I'm going
Speaker 1: I just want to take you right back to what
Speaker 1: Peter Teal said. Right now, there seems to be a
Speaker 1: massive amount of group think. We're only allowed to think
Speaker 1: about this one way, and nobody is allowed to bring
Speaker 1: up any of the counterfactuals, and policy is made on
Speaker 1: that basis. Horrible blunders and catastrophes result. We are going
Speaker 1: to lose a major war. I have been telling you
Speaker 1: this time and time again, and it's hard. It's hard
Speaker 1: to drive this home. I know you understand it. It's
Speaker 1: hard to drive it home to the general public because
Speaker 1: they simply don't know and they don't understand what that means.
Speaker 1: It's peacetime. What do you mean We're gonna who cares?
Speaker 1: No one's attacking us? And or or here's the deal.
Speaker 1: They'll look at our equipment. What do you mean We're
Speaker 1: gonna look at all these aircraft carriers, Look at our
Speaker 1: frontline troops, Look at our planes. We have stealth bombers, Jesse,
Speaker 1: we have all the fancy stuff. You don't understand. Historically,
Speaker 1: major powerful nations have had all kinds of fancy stuff,
Speaker 1: but through a lot of rot that took place over
Speaker 1: a long period of time, they didn't have what it
Speaker 1: takes to take down the opposing army that was only
Speaker 1: in it to kill them. The Chinese military is giving
Speaker 1: its troops testosterone. We are flying gay rainbow flags in ours.
Speaker 1: We are currently packing deployed naval vessels full of women.
Speaker 1: The naval vessel inevitably ends up with a bunch of
Speaker 1: pregnant women who can't deploy, and the ones who don't
Speaker 1: get pregnant. It turns into the love boat, and then
Speaker 1: there's drama. And now all of a sudden, you're fighting, Oh,
Speaker 1: I believe you dated Tina, instead of worried about the
Speaker 1: Chinese missile coming to send sixty five hundred troops to
Speaker 1: the bottom of the ocean. We are not only not
Speaker 1: ready to take on a major power, we are so
Speaker 1: not ready. I fear that China wakes up it actually
Speaker 1: realizes this fact. And on top of all that, the
Speaker 1: devastation for a nation like ours, when we actually find
Speaker 1: it out, it's going to be worse than anything you
Speaker 1: experienced in your life. I wasn't alive during Pearl Harbor.
Speaker 1: I've read one hundred eyewitness accounts, consumed every documentary where
Speaker 1: you can on it. So I've seen a bunch of
Speaker 1: people interviewed, and you find out about the devastation and
Speaker 1: the shock. I mean almost you're almost numb. But I
Speaker 1: was very much alive during nine to eleven, and I
Speaker 1: stood there in my barracks room in the Marine Corps
Speaker 1: watching that second tower get hit, and then I watched
Speaker 1: them both go down, and I remember the anger and
Speaker 1: sadness and rayge that was flowing through me. Imagine that
Speaker 1: being a fraction of the death visited on you like that.
Speaker 1: That is what's at stake. We just shut down our
Speaker 1: military to make sure there wasn't white supremacy. We are
Speaker 1: in deep, deep trouble, and I don't care how uncomfortable
Speaker 1: it makes people. I'm never gonna stop saying it until
Speaker 1: something gets fixed. Now, I get emails all the time
Speaker 1: asking me about stuff like this, and asking me, Jesse, Okay,
Speaker 1: if everything's wrong, if the schools are wrong and the
Speaker 1: military's wrong, what can I teach my kids? Jesse tell
Speaker 1: me what to show my kids? What do I teach
Speaker 1: my kids? This is why I've been telling you for
Speaker 1: how long now about what I do. I can only
Speaker 1: tell you what I do. There's a great group called
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Speaker 1: we got comic Dave Smith. I gotta tell you I'm
Speaker 1: a little torn on something here, Chris. The headline from
Speaker 1: the New York Post, I didn't write it. Don't don't
Speaker 1: yell at me. I didn't write it. The headline is,
Speaker 1: goalie for the Iran women's soccer team is accused of
Speaker 1: being a man. Now, I understand women can be more
Speaker 1: sensitive than men. Is that fair, Chris? Is that fair?
Speaker 1: Women could be more sensitive than men. I've had to learn,
Speaker 1: especially with the wife, you can't be necessarily as direct
Speaker 1: as I would be, like here at work with the fellas.
Speaker 1: Gotta be a little more careful, a little more delicate.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be a man, though, right, I don't want
Speaker 1: to offend any If you saw this jaw, I don't
Speaker 1: think you could break this thing with an anvil. You
Speaker 1: could dance a gig on this lady's jaw. There's no way,
Speaker 1: there's no way that's a chick. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: What if it is, what if it is in the
Speaker 1: entire world is accusing igor here or whatever her name is,
Speaker 1: of being a dude. That's gotta hurt. That's gotta hurt,
Speaker 1: by the way, before I forget Tomorrow, the greatest day
Speaker 1: of the week. It is an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday
Speaker 1: where you can ask me anything. Email your questions to
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Did you see we have some
Speaker 1: breaking news on Vice President Harris? Chris, would you play
Speaker 1: Dome for me? Well, it's not going to be overnight.
Speaker 1: We can't just flip a switch and make it better.
Speaker 1: The reality is that we inherit a system, an immigration
Speaker 1: system that was deeply broken, and it's requiring us to
Speaker 1: actually put it back together in terms of creating a
Speaker 1: fair process that is effective and efficient. Well that's Kamal Harris.
Speaker 1: What is with that voice? It's really bad anyway. The
Speaker 1: breaking news with Kamala Harris is her communications director has resigned.
Speaker 1: And Kamala Harris is awful. So I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: for her, and I don't expect you to feel bad
Speaker 1: for her, but you have to just take a minute
Speaker 1: and think about what she's going through at this point
Speaker 1: in time. This is a human being who has done
Speaker 1: everything in order to get where she is. Anything and
Speaker 1: everything that's just that's who she is. We talked about
Speaker 1: it before she drips ambition. Everybody knows someone like this.
Speaker 1: Everyone has worked with someone like this in their life.
Speaker 1: Someone who will knife anybody. They can say anything they
Speaker 1: have to say. Help the boss out in any way
Speaker 1: he needs help in order to get ahead. Just one
Speaker 1: of those nakedly ambitious people. I actually didn't mean to
Speaker 1: say that, Chris, don't make that face at me. Just
Speaker 1: one of those really nakedly ambitious people. She's someone who
Speaker 1: has said and done anything to get where she is.
Speaker 1: But it actually took her to get to the office
Speaker 1: of the Vice Presidency before everybody looked around and thought
Speaker 1: she sucks at this. And now now that they're all
Speaker 1: realizing she sucks at this, they're starting to make plans
Speaker 1: for the future. I mean, let's remember Joe's mind every
Speaker 1: day melts into the consistency of tapioca pudding. Joe Biden
Speaker 1: cannot Joe Biden is not going to make it four
Speaker 1: years in the most stressful job on the planet. I
Speaker 1: don't care how long they hide him for. You can't
Speaker 1: do it. It's not possible. And that's not even me
Speaker 1: being mean to him. When you're when you're going through that.
Speaker 1: You need rest and care. He's in the most stressful
Speaker 1: job on the planet. There's a reason he's taken more
Speaker 1: vacations back to his home than any other president. Why
Speaker 1: do you think that is? Why do you think Joe
Speaker 1: in the middle of everything. Remember when Afghanistan was faltering,
Speaker 1: he went to the beach. Why do you think that is?
Speaker 1: He can't do it. He can't physically do it, he
Speaker 1: can't make it. So Democrats are looking around and Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris was always supposed to be number two. She can't.
Speaker 1: And look, I realized we're in a pickle here, and
Speaker 1: we got all kinds of bad stuff we can talk about.
Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten about the thanksgive anything. I'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a minute. We have all kinds of bad
Speaker 1: stuff we can talk about. But look on the bright side,
Speaker 1: at least you as someone the right, you have all
Speaker 1: kinds of young hotshots and hopefuls out there. The Democratic
Speaker 1: Party's future right now is Kamala Harris, who now they
Speaker 1: know they have all the poll numbers, they know everyone
Speaker 1: hates their guts or Pete buck Gig and Buckie can't
Speaker 1: get elected either. I've gone over that a thousand times again.
Speaker 1: I don't care that it offends people. It's true. We
Speaker 1: have the poll numbers in front of us. In the
Speaker 1: black community, being gay is a big deal. They do
Speaker 1: not like it if you're not winning a Democratic primary
Speaker 1: without the black vote. That's why Joe Biden got the nomination.
Speaker 1: Remember he got the nomination from South Carolina. That representative Clyburn,
Speaker 1: who's an absolute idiot. But the representative representative from Clyburn
Speaker 1: stepped up and said or represented from South Carolina. Climber
Speaker 1: stepped up and said, hey, it's Joe Biden. Boom, South
Speaker 1: Carolina goes to Joe Biden. It's over. And remember Pete
Speaker 1: could never get any traction and he was doing so
Speaker 1: poorly with the back black community that he started putting
Speaker 1: out all these stupid infomercials where he's standing around a
Speaker 1: bun your black people, and then he ended up getting
Speaker 1: screamed at by them too. All these videos went viral online.
Speaker 1: I'm not passing judgment. Buckie ain't gonna make it, so
Speaker 1: Bucky ag ain't gonna make it. Harris ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams, that's what you got. Stacy Abrams ain't gonna
Speaker 1: make it. Either who's the young hotshot Democrat Castro. They
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of them. They don't. So what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do. Pluck one of the nut job
Speaker 1: House of Representative Squad members out of there. You're gonna
Speaker 1: run AOC out there. AOC has the has the IQ
Speaker 1: of a dorito. She can't run for president. She can't
Speaker 1: answer tough questions. She doesn't know anything. She doesn't even
Speaker 1: know how the government works. And remember, people do forget this.
Speaker 1: AOC is an actress. And when I say that, I
Speaker 1: don't mean, you know, figuratively, she's an actress. The Justice
Speaker 1: Democrats they're a socialist Democrat group out there. They are
Speaker 1: getting powerful, they're getting well funded, and they're starting to
Speaker 1: run real radical communists across the country. They saw a
Speaker 1: long time Democrat right there in AOC's district, thought they
Speaker 1: could take him out, and so they had auditions. They
Speaker 1: actually had auditions in AOC, who was a trained actress.
Speaker 1: She went an auditioned for the job of being the
Speaker 1: person who'd run. She obviously won the audition. They ran
Speaker 1: her against him, and she won. That's part of the
Speaker 1: reason she talks like this every She doesn't have an
Speaker 1: idea what she's talking about, Jadata politicians is an actress
Speaker 1: and a bartender. Completely lost. Also, she's going to be
Speaker 1: in house leadership in just a matter of years. Think
Speaker 1: about that. Well, Chris, it's fine, she's kind of hot.
Speaker 1: We at least have that. Ah, she s look on
Speaker 1: the bright side, man, perk up Hanka seasons almost here.
Speaker 1: Is it a whole season for you people? Oh, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. Joining me now, and next is comic
Speaker 1: Dave Smith. Hang on because I'm dynam night. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. And joining me now is my friend,
Speaker 1: comic Dave Smith. Day before, before we get to Kamala
Speaker 1: and all that, let's let's have a serious talk about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me you're a traditional turkey guy. Wait?
Speaker 1: Am I not allowed to eat turkey? All right, America?
Speaker 1: Do you eat turkey any other day of the year? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right to say huh, thank you, thank you, break free,
Speaker 1: break from tradition, Dave. All right, now, Kamala Harris, her
Speaker 1: communications director just resigned. She hires a new PR firm
Speaker 1: every other week. At one point, I understand she's a
Speaker 1: sociopath and a politician and all those things, but at
Speaker 1: what point does Kamala Harris do these people are that
Speaker 1: you be capable of looking in the mirror and saying,
Speaker 1: maybe it's me. Well, I don't know. I for one,
Speaker 1: have always thought that her biggest strength was her communication,
Speaker 1: So I don't know why they would have a shakeup
Speaker 1: in that department. She's just charming and likable. I love
Speaker 1: the cackle. That's great. I wish she would sick with that. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, if you if we're trying to be
Speaker 1: generous here, look at it from their perspective, they can't,
Speaker 1: you know, they only have so many options, so they
Speaker 1: got to shake something up, right. But the problem, of course,
Speaker 1: is that they're in an impossible situation where they picked
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris so that they could have an air of
Speaker 1: there's something change and revolutionary and knew about this presidency
Speaker 1: because they're electing thee hundred and thirty seven year old
Speaker 1: career politician, and unfortunately the only option they had was
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris, who nobody likes. And so I don't know
Speaker 1: what are they going to do shake things up? I
Speaker 1: guess Dave explained this to me. We have a country
Speaker 1: where obviously democrats are insane, people and Republicans in general,
Speaker 1: even other Republicans think the Republican Party is useless at best.
Speaker 1: That's being very kind other nations around the world. Canada
Speaker 1: has like forty parties created. We don't want to copy Canada.
Speaker 1: Why is it there's never been a third, fourth, fifth,
Speaker 1: I mean, shoot, tenth party, catch on here. What has
Speaker 1: stopped that from happening? Well, I think a lot of
Speaker 1: it is inertia. You know, we've bought into the kind
Speaker 1: of two party mindset. A lot of it is that
Speaker 1: the rules have completely been stacked against third parties. And
Speaker 1: on top of that, it's but I don't think that
Speaker 1: Americans have had too many viable third party options. I mean,
Speaker 1: when presented with third party options, I think Americans are
Speaker 1: fairly open to them. I mean, of course, Ross Perot
Speaker 1: was pulling it like seventy percent. At one point. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump was a s actually a third party. He just
Speaker 1: ran within the Republican Party because all the pools would
Speaker 1: be stacked against running as a third party. Ron Paul
Speaker 1: was basically a third party. Look, Bernie Sanders was basically
Speaker 1: a third party. So it's because they're look, the debate
Speaker 1: commissioned themselves is run by the Democrats and Republicans, So
Speaker 1: you can't really get into the debates unless you're a
Speaker 1: Democrat or Republican, and up until very recently, that was
Speaker 1: the only way to really get in front of the
Speaker 1: American people. What's interesting is that now we live in
Speaker 1: a world where corporate press ratings are plummeting, podcasting and
Speaker 1: alternative media is soaring, and so now we're in a
Speaker 1: situation where I think there's a real case for potential
Speaker 1: that third parties, particularly the Libertarian Party, which I'm in
Speaker 1: the process of cleaning up, could could really make some noise.
Speaker 1: Why clean it up? What needs to be cleaned up?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? Well, I mean, you know, the
Speaker 1: Libertarian Party has suffered from what both the Democratic and
Speaker 1: Republican Party have suffered from. You know, there's been infestations
Speaker 1: of woke nonsense and kind of you know, establishment hacks
Speaker 1: and things like that. So, you know, just getting that
Speaker 1: out of the way, and from my perspective, making the
Speaker 1: Libertarian Party stand for the true, pure, beautiful philosophy of
Speaker 1: human liberty as embodied by people like Ron Paul and
Speaker 1: Murray Rothbard and lou Rockwell and guys like that, which
Speaker 1: really The whole reason why America is in the position
Speaker 1: it's in now is because we've abandoned true Americanism, which
Speaker 1: was that, you know, the Declaration of Independence and the
Speaker 1: Bill of Rights, and that's basically the answer to solve
Speaker 1: all these problems. Speaking with comic Dave Smith, Dave, here's
Speaker 1: here's my only issue with that. Obviously, that sounds nice,
Speaker 1: but I watched a nation a year and a half
Speaker 1: two years ago. Now get told to go home, shut down,
Speaker 1: closure business, this, you're not essential, and I watched a
Speaker 1: nation do it, Dave. Do we have a population of
Speaker 1: people who actually want liberty? Well, we have some percentage
Speaker 1: of the population who want that, and certainly a larger
Speaker 1: percentage who either don't want it or are willing to
Speaker 1: comply with it being taken from them. But that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with which political party you're going with.
Speaker 1: I mean, that happens with the Republicans having Donald Trumps
Speaker 1: as the president. And I think the real problem here
Speaker 1: is that the look, as you know, well right, the
Speaker 1: institutions are progressive, socialist, Marxist by their very nature, and
Speaker 1: of course they've been completely hijacked by all of those people.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't really matter when you put at the head.
Speaker 1: You could put Trump in there, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: And Trump's what he's presiding over what a million bureaucrats
Speaker 1: who hate his guts, who are unelected did an unaccountable
Speaker 1: and operating the shadows. So that what conservatives and libertarians
Speaker 1: need to understand is that the path forward isn't going
Speaker 1: to be from you know, taking over the federal government
Speaker 1: and then dissolving thing these things piece by piece. That
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen. But what can happen is
Speaker 1: you can keep doing what you're doing. I can keep
Speaker 1: doing what I'm doing. We can undermine the propaganda, which
Speaker 1: is very important. You know, they didn't just lock people
Speaker 1: in their homes. Familiast a massive propaganda campaign to scare
Speaker 1: Americans into accepting it. So what we need is like
Speaker 1: our own counter propaganda campaign. I don't disagree at all. Dave,
Speaker 1: explain to me how we overcome the corporate world now
Speaker 1: firmly aligning itself with left wing politics in the regime.
Speaker 1: In general, I have argued, with the exception of the
Speaker 1: education system, the most damaging thing these people ever took
Speaker 1: over was the corporate world, just because of the vast
Speaker 1: advertising is. I mean, you see now corporations across the
Speaker 1: country bowing to a completely illegal mandate from Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: not a law as it stands right now, not even
Speaker 1: a rule, and yet the biggest companies in this country
Speaker 1: lined up for that crap? How do we overcome that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's pretty interesting, right, There's really been a fascinating
Speaker 1: thing that Joe Biden announces this mandate. Everyone's like, wait,
Speaker 1: there's no constitutional basis for this. Then the court suspend it,
Speaker 1: but yet a bunch of companies are still following through
Speaker 1: with it. And so yeah, this is a very like
Speaker 1: interesting kind of merger of corporation and state, and it
Speaker 1: poses a very difficult problem. And I you know, I
Speaker 1: wish I had like a really easy solution to that.
Speaker 1: But I think that you know the reason why so
Speaker 1: many of these corporations will go along with the woke insanity,
Speaker 1: even though you know there's so many more people who
Speaker 1: hate it than support it, is that the ones who
Speaker 1: support it make a lot of noise. And I've seen
Speaker 1: this myself on small levels, where like comedians get you know,
Speaker 1: pammed from a club because they'll be you know, protested.
Speaker 1: And even though that comedian is hilarious and and twenty
Speaker 1: thousand people you know love him. You know, if one
Speaker 1: hundred people will make that club's life a living hell,
Speaker 1: and it's not really worth it for them to book him.
Speaker 1: So I think we got to kind of get aggressive
Speaker 1: on the other side, and we need to have looked
Speaker 1: like as many kind of like boycotts and as much
Speaker 1: resistance to like we got to start and we're all
Speaker 1: guilty of this myself too, but we got to stop
Speaker 1: giving our dollars to these corporations who go along with
Speaker 1: the stuff. Yeah, now you're one hundred percent ride. And
Speaker 1: I actually talk about that all the time on my
Speaker 1: show and I point out all the ways I fail it.
Speaker 1: It's still and it's hard because they surround us. But man,
Speaker 1: I know I've funded some of the people who hate
Speaker 1: being in my country. Dave Smith, where can people go
Speaker 1: get more of your stuff? Which I'd highly recommend they do.
Speaker 1: We'll check out my podcast. Part of the problem Twitter
Speaker 1: is at comic David Smith. Thank you for having me on.
Speaker 1: Jesse helps talk again. Appreciate you. My brother a really
Speaker 1: genuine good dude, and sharp sharps can be and you
Speaker 1: know how hard it is for me to complement other
Speaker 1: people on their intellect, Chris, because mine is so huge.
Speaker 1: Ha ha. All right, you know I've been telling you
Speaker 1: to Balkanize and move to a red state and all
Speaker 1: that and whatnot. I have a little something for you
Speaker 1: on that. But you're gonna have to hold on for
Speaker 1: a second because I have to first encourage you to
Speaker 1: make a phone call, not a phone call for me,
Speaker 1: one for you to protect yourself and your finances. There's
Speaker 1: nothing you can do to about politicians destroying the value
Speaker 1: of the dollar. Let's be honest. There's nothing I can
Speaker 1: do about it. We can't. We have to sit back
Speaker 1: and watch and spectate as they completely wrecked the dollar.
Speaker 1: But you can take some steps to make sure you're
Speaker 1: not just wiped out when they do it. Get some gold.
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Speaker 1: Miss does catch up Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. One more reminder. Tomorrow's asked
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions into Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. All right, before we get to
Speaker 1: this Red State stuff and and Thanksgiving, I'm not I'll
Speaker 1: be as gentle as I can about your Thanksgiving tradition.
Speaker 1: I do feel like I feel like I have an
Speaker 1: obligation behind the microphone, not just to come on here
Speaker 1: and do radio every single day. I'd feel like I
Speaker 1: try to give back. Really, I feel like I have
Speaker 1: an obligation when I see special talent out there. When
Speaker 1: I see a young person, I'm like, Wow, that guy,
Speaker 1: that lady is sharp as can be. I feel like
Speaker 1: I have an obligation to promote these people at least
Speaker 1: summit so you can find out about them. And I
Speaker 1: will tell you. I sat down for just a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes last night and I turned on Fox News
Speaker 1: with Tucker Carlson, and I thought to myself, Man, whoever
Speaker 1: Tucker is interviewing That guy is special really that's the
Speaker 1: point of the trial. And we wanted to hear what
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly had to say about that because we always
Speaker 1: thought deeply about it. He's the host of Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: We're happy to have him joined us. Say so, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you watch this whole thing. I mean, do you agree
Speaker 1: that that kind of was the takeaway? You don't have
Speaker 1: a right to protect your own life? What's the takeaway
Speaker 1: they're gonna get from it, Tucker, Because that's their entire worldview.
Speaker 1: It's hard for Americans to accept. It's hard for me
Speaker 1: to accept where we are as a country. Where we
Speaker 1: are is people in positions of power. Now they're the
Speaker 1: crazed nut job that used to be on the street
Speaker 1: corner protesting, the man hating feminists who used to hide
Speaker 1: in an apartment hammering nutterbutters. These people are now CEOs,
Speaker 1: their district attorneys, their senators, their presidents. And that's why
Speaker 1: you see this. They genuinely believe Kyle Rittenhouse should not
Speaker 1: have stopped the street animals from burning down Kenosha or
Speaker 1: any other city. They believe they have a right before God,
Speaker 1: their communist God, to burn this country down. I love Nutterbutters.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry to say that I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not defending feminism in anyway anyway. I can't get resist.
Speaker 1: So what's so, what's the our reaction to this? I mean,
Speaker 1: you've got to think that people watching this trial, no
Speaker 1: matter what the outcome ultimately is, will conclude you really
Speaker 1: can't defend yourself in the country, Like, how could you?
Speaker 1: I don't think people want to hear what we have
Speaker 1: to do, Tucker, because the truth is, what we have
Speaker 1: to do is get out of blue areas. You are
Speaker 1: not safe in any area that is blue now in
Speaker 1: this country, not because of the street mobs either, because
Speaker 1: of exactly what you're seeing here. Because the people who
Speaker 1: have the power to ruin your life and throw you
Speaker 1: in a dark hole forever, they are now in positions
Speaker 1: where they can make that happen. Get to a red area,
Speaker 1: become an activist, run for da run for school board,
Speaker 1: make it redder. These people, we are not in the
Speaker 1: year two thousand, We're not even in the year two
Speaker 1: thousand and ten. These people are now desperate and they're
Speaker 1: lashing out, and they're going to hurt a lot of
Speaker 1: people on the right before they're done. I think that's right,
Speaker 1: and when the California show up, make them obey your
Speaker 1: customs and non vice versa. I would say, Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: such a smart man. Chris, you almost cut it off
Speaker 1: before Tucker said, Jesse Kelly's such a smart man. That
Speaker 1: was actually my favorite part. Would you do me a
Speaker 1: favorite and clip just that part out. We're going to
Speaker 1: need that a lot in the future. Jesse Kelly is
Speaker 1: such as what I'm sorry for promoting other town. Remember
Speaker 1: right after my show ends, my TV show starts on
Speaker 1: the first TV So go enjoy my TV show. We
Speaker 1: have a special one for you tonight. Speaking of what
Speaker 1: I was just talking about there, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee
Speaker 1: says unvaccinated cops from New York to LA are welcome
Speaker 1: in his state. Part of the reason I tell people
Speaker 1: to Balkanize, get out of your blue area and get
Speaker 1: to a red area. One of the reasons I drive
Speaker 1: that point home is not just that the blue areas
Speaker 1: are becoming sewers so quickly. It's because the red areas
Speaker 1: in this country are sucking up all the good stuff.
Speaker 1: DeSantis is doing this too. He's in the middle of
Speaker 1: paying cops five thousand dollars to relocate to Florida. Every
Speaker 1: cop Boddy I have in Florida tells me they're full
Speaker 1: of resumes of cops from New York and other places.
Speaker 1: The good people are fleeing to the red areas with you.
Speaker 1: Why not go with them. I've done it. I've done it.
Speaker 1: I've packed up from a blue area and I've moved
Speaker 1: across the country and I moved to a red area. Remember,
Speaker 1: without a job. And I'm telling you it's the greatest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done. Get to a place where they
Speaker 1: say no, sir and yes ma'am. Get to a place
Speaker 1: where they look you in the eye when you talk.
Speaker 1: Get to a place where, well, I'll put it to
Speaker 1: you this way. July, we were having a gigantic neighborhood
Speaker 1: July fourth celebration. I don't mean this July. Oh, we
Speaker 1: did that one too. I mean last July. While the
Speaker 1: rest of the country was hiding under their beds with
Speaker 1: ten masks on their face, we were shooting off fireworks
Speaker 1: and playing horse shoes and eating pizza. And the kids
Speaker 1: were in the pool and we were drinking bud heavies
Speaker 1: and eating crawfish. Get to a red place, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be cold, and it doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be hot. I get a lot of people say I
Speaker 1: couldn't move to Florida or Texas is too hot. Look,
Speaker 1: you know I love Texas. I'm never going to defend
Speaker 1: the god awful weather in this state. Don't Chris, don't start.
Speaker 1: Don't start with me. You can't defend in Texas weather.
Speaker 1: It's indefensible, indefensible. If you're a cold weather person, go
Speaker 1: to Idaho, go to Montana. Lord knows they need you
Speaker 1: in Idaho right now. Because I just talked to a
Speaker 1: realder body of mine in Idaho yesterday and he said,
Speaker 1: places like Boise are starting to see a huge uptick
Speaker 1: in crime and they're starting to get bluer because the
Speaker 1: California Democrats are starting to go to those states. You
Speaker 1: have options out there. You don't have to live like
Speaker 1: you're living. You don't have to give your kid ninety
Speaker 1: five boosters before you send them to kindergarten. My kids
Speaker 1: aren't wearing masks and didn't wear one last year either.
Speaker 1: You have options out there. Pack it up and go
Speaker 1: to a place that shares your values. It's worth it.
Speaker 1: And speaking of values, I'm not going to spend long
Speaker 1: on this because I'm anticipating having a long heart to
Speaker 1: heart with everyone about this next week. Thanksgiving it's coming.
Speaker 1: I know you're making your plan. Stop being a slave
Speaker 1: to tradition and get rid of that sorry turkey. You
Speaker 1: walk in a restaurant million times a year. We'll probably
Speaker 1: not a million, but you walk in a restaurant a
Speaker 1: bunch every year. You look at a menu and you
Speaker 1: can order whatever you want. How many of those times
Speaker 1: did you order turkey when you walked in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Zero Let's start with zero, and don't be a liar.
Speaker 1: You know why you didn't never order turkey because turkey
Speaker 1: sucks and Thanksgiving is supposed to be special. So get
Speaker 1: something you think is special, Chris. You might even have
Speaker 1: to spend some money. Get lobster. Well wait, not for you,
Speaker 1: but get get get, get a nice steak, get get sucking,
Speaker 1: get shrimp. Get something that's special. Stop being the slave
Speaker 1: to that dried out bird. Hu, hang on, it is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: But don't worry, don't don't worry. Yeah, there's only one
Speaker 1: hour left of me and I know that that means
Speaker 1: you're gonna be crying until I come back on the
Speaker 1: What Chris, You'll be crying on the air. You'll be
Speaker 1: crying at home until I come back on the air tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But but what's tomorrow? Ask Doctor Jesse. Friday the greatest
Speaker 1: day of the week. So get your asked Doctor Jesse
Speaker 1: questions emailed into Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.
Speaker 1: Now again, it can be about anything. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be about politics. Ask me anything. That's the entire
Speaker 1: show on Friday. We have a good time. Let me
Speaker 1: get to some emails now, because I've been lax on
Speaker 1: that tonight, Doctor j K. I'm not finished listening to
Speaker 1: yesterday's show yet, but I can't stand silent listening to
Speaker 1: these dry chipping savages. Another moment in case, in case
Speaker 1: you don't know what he's about to go off on.
Speaker 1: Apparently last night I asked, because this is a pretty
Speaker 1: heavy show, all right, we're I mean, I know it's
Speaker 1: a little too academic for most people. So we brought
Speaker 1: up what the favorite chip was? What is the best chip?
Speaker 1: Last night? And the phone lines lit up, and then
Speaker 1: the phone lines absolutely went down. The toilets we couldn't
Speaker 1: take any calls. So anyway, that's what he was talking about.
Speaker 1: The second best chip is the Lays original potato chip
Speaker 1: paired with a fine sour cream and onion dip. That
Speaker 1: container ain't for leftovers, Jack, you've finished that bleep. All right,
Speaker 1: let me pause for just a moment. I think we
Speaker 1: need to address the big issues here. One the original
Speaker 1: lace potato chip. I'm not going to address the dip
Speaker 1: for a second. Just set that aside. The original lace
Speaker 1: potato chip. This is what it is. Whenever you get
Speaker 1: the variety pack of chips, you know, the many variety
Speaker 1: pack of chips, it's always the one that's left over.
Speaker 1: It's people will snatch up the Cheetos and Deritos, and
Speaker 1: there's always delays sitting there. It's always the last one.
Speaker 1: And so you're the guy you were last one to lunch.
Speaker 1: All right, fine, I'll get some Lays. I gotta have
Speaker 1: some crunch on it. And you open up the bag
Speaker 1: and you have one. You can't stop yourself. And I
Speaker 1: think that was the original ad campaign. You can't have
Speaker 1: just one. I may have that wrong. That was Pringles.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, never mind, but either way, the
Speaker 1: original plane lays are so stupid good and no one
Speaker 1: knows why. It's just a potato chip. What, Chris, ruffle?
Speaker 1: The ruffles are not better. The ruffles are. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: not anti ruffle. I won't be painted as being anti ruffle,
Speaker 1: but the original lays. What I'm saying is they're deceptively
Speaker 1: Nobody seeks them out, but you grab one. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: put words in my mouth. Chris. By the way, are
Speaker 1: these even kosher? Why are you even chipping in on this?
Speaker 1: You're pretty sure their kosher. Yeah, I'm sure that's how
Speaker 1: the religion works. Anyway, Let's move on. Sour cream and
Speaker 1: onion dip. Totally supported. He moves on, He says, the
Speaker 1: undisputed champ, and he's not really wrong. Here is the
Speaker 1: on the Border Tortilla Chip on the Borders a restaurant chain,
Speaker 1: at least it was. Are they still in business, Chris,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any around it. They are still in border.
Speaker 1: On the Border tortilla chip. You can eat it alone again,
Speaker 1: But again, why nacho cheese, salsa's hot sauce, hummus? Let's
Speaker 1: dial it back on the hummus. Jack. I even dabble
Speaker 1: in ranches from time to time. To be fair, I'm
Speaker 1: also from Ohio, and we order ranch with a straw.
Speaker 1: He says, cheers, and then he says something disgusting and
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna read on the air. You know what
Speaker 1: he said, Chris go blue. That's a cheer for Michigan,
Speaker 1: you idiot. We don't cheer for Michigan on this show.
Speaker 1: We cheer for the Buckeyes. It is that his name
Speaker 1: was David. I will say, I eat caso and chips
Speaker 1: with virtually every meal. I just had queso with chips,
Speaker 1: like right before I came on the air, and we
Speaker 1: got management in town, I know, and it is what
Speaker 1: it is. We got to go out to dinner afterwards.
Speaker 1: There's a good chance I'm gonna have more caso right
Speaker 1: after the show. I'm a caso freak. So he wasn't
Speaker 1: wrong about that. Dear Jesse. Again this year, I placed
Speaker 1: an American flag on my dad's grave for Veterans Day
Speaker 1: Armistic Stay. As he called it, Gosh, that's so fretting cool.
Speaker 1: He served in the Army during World War Two and
Speaker 1: the Korean War. He died in two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: Let me pause again here real quick. I brought this up.
Speaker 1: I think it was last week when I got back
Speaker 1: from DC and I was talking about how Arlington National
Speaker 1: Cemetery back there, and I just want to encourage you again.
Speaker 1: And I have no skin in this game here. It's
Speaker 1: not like I get paid per ticket. Take your family,
Speaker 1: once your kids are old enough to appreciate it, take
Speaker 1: your family back to Arlington National Cemetery. I know you've
Speaker 1: seen the pictures. I know you can picture the tombstones.
Speaker 1: I get all that. It is different when you're standing
Speaker 1: there and you're looking at tombstones like the one this
Speaker 1: guy just described, World War two, Korean War. It's different
Speaker 1: when you're standing there in the presence of these men. Anyway,
Speaker 1: moving on, but this year I came close to putting
Speaker 1: only flowers, not the flag on his grave. The communist
Speaker 1: left has gained so much power in the US, which
Speaker 1: Dad predicted. He said that I wonder whether he would
Speaker 1: want the flag on his grave anymore. He despised leftist madness.
Speaker 1: With each passing year, America is less and less the
Speaker 1: nation he served and defended. Flag or not, what do
Speaker 1: you think? Said? I can mention his name. His name
Speaker 1: is John from Omaha. I get the question. I completely
Speaker 1: get the question. I do, and it's fair, and it's
Speaker 1: something that we're all going to be struggling with in
Speaker 1: the coming years as this country continues to lose its
Speaker 1: mind and official US policy as completely foreign to what
Speaker 1: your values are or what my values are. As this
Speaker 1: country loses its mind, where does patriotism start and stop?
Speaker 1: I mean we brought it up recently, remember Joe Biden
Speaker 1: when he's absolutely just embarrassed US in Afghanistan, got thirteen
Speaker 1: of our guys killed, and then we drone strikes ten
Speaker 1: innocent people, including little kids. What do you how do
Speaker 1: you unpack that? As an American, as someone who you
Speaker 1: love your country. I love my country. How do you
Speaker 1: unpack that? Because as a nation, let's be fair, that
Speaker 1: was evil. I mean, that's flat out of evil. Did
Speaker 1: you see the picture of that adorable little girl? We
Speaker 1: killed that girl. That's tough to unpack. But as far
Speaker 1: as your father's grave, I didn't know your dad, and
Speaker 1: I don't know what he would have wanted, but I
Speaker 1: do know this, that flag you're putting on his grave
Speaker 1: that you should keep putting on his grave. It's not
Speaker 1: the flag of the America you disapprove of now that's
Speaker 1: the flag your father went through hell for twice, World
Speaker 1: War two and Korea. Yeah, this year, next year, ten years,
Speaker 1: twenty years from now. Maybe this country is unrecognizable and
Speaker 1: trash and you don't. You don't recognize it anymore, And
Speaker 1: that's fine. I would still put that flag on your
Speaker 1: dad's grave, because, remember something, he would have died for it.
Speaker 1: He would have died for it. I'd still put it
Speaker 1: up there. I get what you're saying. It's not stupid
Speaker 1: by any stretch of the imagination. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go back to what we touched on
Speaker 1: a little bit earlier in the show. Democrats launch a
Speaker 1: war on Paul Gosar. But what happened yesterday was this
Speaker 1: Paul Gosar. Paul Gosar. He's a Democrat or a Republican
Speaker 1: congressman from Arizona. I actually know him a little bit,
Speaker 1: not well, but I know him a little bit. He
Speaker 1: put up some cartoons some Japanese. Is it called anime?
Speaker 1: Is that it's anime? I got that right. It's an
Speaker 1: anime called Attack on Titan. That's what it's called. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: apparently it's called Attack on Titan. And it was it
Speaker 1: depicted some attack on AOC and the Democrat House centured
Speaker 1: Paul Gosar. I don't expect you to care about centuring
Speaker 1: Paul Gosar. He got kicked off committees or whatnot. It
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter that much. But here's what does matter.
Speaker 1: What does matter is what you and I are going
Speaker 1: to demand of our Republican congressman going forward from here.
Speaker 1: What am I talking about? Let's take Donald Trump's presidency
Speaker 1: for instance, Donald Trump was impeached twice. You understand what
Speaker 1: a big deal that is. You understand that that is
Speaker 1: a gigantically big deal. To impeach the president of the
Speaker 1: United States of America is a huge deal. And they
Speaker 1: did it to Donald Trump over virtually nothing twice. So
Speaker 1: what am I talking about? Are we going to impeach
Speaker 1: Joe Biden when the Republicans take back the House. Do
Speaker 1: you want Republicans to impeach Joe Biden? It's a simple question,
Speaker 1: what do you want them to do? Or And this
Speaker 1: maybe where you're thinking is or are you along the
Speaker 1: lines of now that the Democrats looked ridiculous and that
Speaker 1: it was totally the wrong thing to do. We should
Speaker 1: we don't just impeach a president out of nothing, and
Speaker 1: you're wrong. If you don't want them to impeach, don't.
Speaker 1: If you don't want them to impeach Joe Biden, I say,
Speaker 1: the only thing Republicans can do going forward, if they're
Speaker 1: at all interested in putting this band back together and
Speaker 1: returning some sense of normalcy, it is not only impeaching
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. It is promptly lining up twenty of the
Speaker 1: most radical members of Congress and not only censuring them. Joe, ahead,
Speaker 1: and impeach them too, because you can impeach anybody you want.
Speaker 1: Impeach them too. Now, if you're sitting there saying, Jesse,
Speaker 1: that's too radical, that's escalating things, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming at this from a revenge anger standpoint.
Speaker 1: I'm coming at this from a strategic standpoint, and I
Speaker 1: will explain what I'm talking about in just a second.
Speaker 1: But back to the whole phone situation. Please tell me
Speaker 1: you're not still sending money to Verizon every month, or
Speaker 1: AT and T or T Mobile. And if you are, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not judging you. I just left T Mobile. I've
Speaker 1: had AT and T. That was my first one ever.
Speaker 1: I've had Verizon. That was the one I had before
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Speaker 1: He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, Jesse Kelly Show. The final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Don't worry if we got time left,
Speaker 1: I need to explain to everyone what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: In case you missed the previous segment. We were talking
Speaker 1: about gos are getting censured and Donald Trump getting impeached.
Speaker 1: And what I said was we absolutely, if we take
Speaker 1: back the House, that the midterms should impeach Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: probably several times. We should line up twenty Democrats and
Speaker 1: censure all of them and impeach one or two of them.
Speaker 1: I know on the surface what that sounds like. I
Speaker 1: know it sounds petty and vengeful and vindictive. I get that.
Speaker 1: I totally get that's how it sounds. That's really not
Speaker 1: what I want. What I want is probably the same
Speaker 1: thing you want. We just may disagree on how we
Speaker 1: should get there. I want a normal functioning government. That's
Speaker 1: what I want now. Granted I wanted to be teeny
Speaker 1: tiny and I want to virtually eliminate every department out there,
Speaker 1: but that's another story. I want a normal functioning government.
Speaker 1: As long as the current Democratic Party is completely nutso ravaging,
Speaker 1: radical communist, I will never get that because the next
Speaker 1: time a Republican gets to be President of the United States,
Speaker 1: they're just going to impeach him again, probably several times.
Speaker 1: You either want I'm assuming you want that to stop.
Speaker 1: I want that stop. Okay, then there's only one or
Speaker 1: two ways that we can agree. We can go here.
Speaker 1: We can a if we want it to stop. We
Speaker 1: can not return fire and hope that our good conduct
Speaker 1: will be honored by them and they'll see our fine
Speaker 1: example and they'll back off. Do you believe that's viable.
Speaker 1: Do you believe that aoc iohan omar any of these people.
Speaker 1: Do you believe they're going to observe you being the
Speaker 1: better person and they're going to stop? Or do you
Speaker 1: think that would be like slicing open your hand and
Speaker 1: sticking it in the water around a bunch of sharks
Speaker 1: or be And you don't have to love this option,
Speaker 1: but you do have to acknowledge it's the other option. B.
Speaker 1: The other option is make them taste their own medicine,
Speaker 1: make them live by their own rules, impeach their presidents
Speaker 1: every other week for all I care, censure every one
Speaker 1: of their congressmen, kick them off all their committees, make
Speaker 1: them feel pain. The communist does not back off, because
Speaker 1: the communist believes in it like it's his religion. Because
Speaker 1: it is his religion, you will never dissuade him with
Speaker 1: your good conduct. The only thing that has ever dissuaded
Speaker 1: communists and the history of mankind is making it too
Speaker 1: painful for them to practice their religion, start censuring them,
Speaker 1: start impeaching them, start making them feel it. That's the
Speaker 1: only way I wish it wasn't that way. I think
Speaker 1: that's awful. I think it's absurd to think we would
Speaker 1: take over the House of Representatives and instead of working
Speaker 1: on behalf of the American people, we're simply going to
Speaker 1: waste our time impeaching the president of the United States.
Speaker 1: I think that's ridiculous. In a vacuum, We're not in
Speaker 1: a vacuum. We must deal with what we've been given,
Speaker 1: and what we've been given is a rough hand. We've
Speaker 1: been given a hand that has a radical, committed opponent
Speaker 1: that is intending on destroying not just us, the country
Speaker 1: we love. We either step up and do things that
Speaker 1: make us uncomfortable to stop them, or we just simply
Speaker 1: lay down and take it. I brought up that reporter earlier.
Speaker 1: I'll bring it up again. MSNBC reporter. MSNBC reporter gets
Speaker 1: caught out bouncing around, apparently, from what we understand right now,
Speaker 1: following the jurors. Mc NBC reporter out following the jurors around.
Speaker 1: That's where we are right now. Okay, so what do
Speaker 1: you want done about that? How should we handle that? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's all agree. Let's let's let this is a great example.
Speaker 1: Let's all agree, following the jurors around, which clearly is
Speaker 1: just an attempt to find out who they are and
Speaker 1: where they are. Following the jurors around is really really bad,
Speaker 1: and we want it to stop, don't we. You want
Speaker 1: it to stop. I wanted to stop. We all wanted
Speaker 1: to stop, right, everyone wants it to stop. Okay, So
Speaker 1: what do you think will prompt this reporter or any
Speaker 1: reporter to stop doing these things? Do you think you
Speaker 1: and I saying stop, I don't like that. Do you
Speaker 1: think that will make them stop? Do you think abstaining
Speaker 1: from doing those things will make them stop? Do you
Speaker 1: think that reporter, when they're done out there trying to
Speaker 1: expose people's private information, expose them to potential harm and violence?
Speaker 1: Do you think that reporter is going to observe your
Speaker 1: good conduct and say to themselves, ah, you know, I
Speaker 1: guess I do feel icky. I feel gross about it.
Speaker 1: Do you think they're going to say that or do
Speaker 1: you think the thing that will dissuade that reporter is, hey,
Speaker 1: look I put this out there. In a minute, if
Speaker 1: you expose the private information of a juror. If you
Speaker 1: do that, meaning you're exposing that juror to violence, even death,
Speaker 1: if you expose the private information of that juror publicly, I,
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, will expose you. I will any information you
Speaker 1: give out on a juror, I will, on my national
Speaker 1: show give out that information on you. Do you think
Speaker 1: I want to do that? That sounds awful, That's terrible.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible thing to do. I would never want
Speaker 1: to do that. I want all this nonsense to stop.
Speaker 1: The only way to make it stop is to make
Speaker 1: them fear doing it to you. There's not a second way.
Speaker 1: They don't observe your good conduct and say to themselves, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I have been a big meanie mcmean face.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that anymore. Look at how
Speaker 1: nice Jesse is. I want to be like nice Jesse.
Speaker 1: They don't operate like that. They only know this hurts
Speaker 1: too bad. I better back off. These people now are
Speaker 1: completely unable to control themselves. They've gotten so radical, and
Speaker 1: they exist in this bubble, this complete bubble. They've existed
Speaker 1: in it first so long. They genuinely believe anything they
Speaker 1: do is acceptable. Remember when CNN did that to that
Speaker 1: poor old lady. I forget what the old lady did.
Speaker 1: I think she liked a Trump meme on Facebook or
Speaker 1: something like that. There was a pro Trump meme or
Speaker 1: anti CNN meme on Facebook. CNN sent a crew to
Speaker 1: her front yard. These people are despicable. Treat them that way.
Speaker 1: Speaking of despicable, I have an email. Next thing on
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and once again reminder,
Speaker 1: tomorrow isn't asked doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
Speaker 1: in now. There are no phone calls on Friday. There
Speaker 1: are no guests on Friday. It's all your emails. What
Speaker 1: can you email anything you want? All your emails go
Speaker 1: right to Chrissy prints them out for me. I read
Speaker 1: every single one of them. Email your questions, asked me
Speaker 1: anything doesn't have to be political. Again. This was the
Speaker 1: judge from today kicking MSNBC out of his courtroom. A
Speaker 1: person who identified himself as James GM Morrison and who
Speaker 1: claimed that he was a producer with NBC News, employed
Speaker 1: for an MSNBC and under the supervision a person what's
Speaker 1: going on? Oh okay, under the supervision of someone named
Speaker 1: Irene Bayon in New York for MSNBC. The police, when
Speaker 1: they stopped him because he was following in the distance
Speaker 1: of about him a black and went through a red light,
Speaker 1: pulled him over and inquired of him what was going on,
Speaker 1: and he gave that information and stated that he had
Speaker 1: been instructed by him. Is Bayon in New York tool
Speaker 1: follow the jury bus. The matter is under further investigation
Speaker 1: at this point, and the media has asked questions about it.
Speaker 1: That's the latest I have just possible quick for a second.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure everyone is perfectly clear what
Speaker 1: this means and how out of line this is. Jurors
Speaker 1: are kept secret, especially in these high profile cases, for
Speaker 1: a reason. That reason is their personal safety. It has
Speaker 1: happened several times in the history of this country and
Speaker 1: several times in the history of the world. Jurors and
Speaker 1: or their families end up dead dead. We're talking about
Speaker 1: the lives of people here, and this is a high
Speaker 1: profile case, and we have radical, violent, murderous domestic terrorist
Speaker 1: groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter already threatening the jurors.
Speaker 1: And remember, these are normal people like you and me.
Speaker 1: These are normal people. Okay, maybe not me, that's maybe
Speaker 1: not fair, but the normal people like you, how would
Speaker 1: you feel if you've got a death threat in the mail?
Speaker 1: Do this or I'll kill your kids. They send that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff to jurors, And now we have a
Speaker 1: major news organization apparently dispatching someone to follow them around
Speaker 1: to what end? What possible other reason could you have
Speaker 1: for that if it wasn't to expose them anyway? Continue, Chris,
Speaker 1: and he was ticketed for violating a fefic control signal.
Speaker 1: He's not here to date from what I'm told, and
Speaker 1: I have instructed that no one from MSNBC will be
Speaker 1: permitted in this building for the duration of this trial.
Speaker 1: This is a very serious matter, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what the ultimate truth of it is, but absolutely it
Speaker 1: would go without much thinking as someone who is following
Speaker 1: the jury bus. That is a very it's extremely serious matter,
Speaker 1: and we'll be a serious matter. To put it mildly.
Speaker 1: That's not some jerkwater blog somewhere. That's NBC. Is that
Speaker 1: the biggest channel in America? Chris, it's got to be
Speaker 1: one of them. That's NBC. Go follow the jurors around.
Speaker 1: This is what I've been trying to talk about. How
Speaker 1: we're entering into a new period of madness in this country. Because,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, we've always had nut job communists
Speaker 1: in this country who who are willing to do crazy
Speaker 1: things on behalf of their communism. But it used to be,
Speaker 1: you know, the some idiot college kids somewhere, some crazy
Speaker 1: animal what rights activists pooping in the street or something
Speaker 1: like that. The crazy violent activists now hold significant positions
Speaker 1: of power. Apparently they work at NBC News, the United
Speaker 1: States Senators, they're CEOs. That's what makes this so dangerous. Now,
Speaker 1: that is a big deal. So again I come back
Speaker 1: to what do you think will make these people stop?
Speaker 1: Do you think getting kicked out of the courtroom will
Speaker 1: make them stop? Do you think getting kicked out of
Speaker 1: the courtroom today will cause anybody at NBC to go
Speaker 1: look at themselves in the mirror and say, oh, you know, ah,
Speaker 1: that was you know, thinking about it, that was kind
Speaker 1: of at a line, Marty, let's not do that again.
Speaker 1: The only thing these people understand is force. I think
Speaker 1: that's a terrible place for a nation to be. I
Speaker 1: hate that that's where we are, but that's where we are.
Speaker 1: That is where we are. Leave jurors alone. You've all
Speaker 1: been warned. Now, leave these jurors alone. Not by the way.
Speaker 1: I don't have a verdict. I don't know what way
Speaker 1: they're going to come back, so I don't have some
Speaker 1: personal investment in these jurors. They may all be scumbags.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the legal process in the United States
Speaker 1: of America. Protecting the jury is critical for that legal process.
Speaker 1: You leave these jurors alone. I don't care who you
Speaker 1: work for, MSNBC, NBC, Washington Post, New York Times. If
Speaker 1: you docks one of these jurors and put their lives
Speaker 1: in jeopardy, I will docks you. You understand me. Now,
Speaker 1: you've all been warned. Hey, gaybear, that's not nice. He's
Speaker 1: referencing somebody wrote in one time and called me gaybar Kelly,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know what that means, but it's
Speaker 1: not very nice. In your opinion, what's the most versatile
Speaker 1: meat my mind, I don't know. Ask them all. I've
Speaker 1: quit quit My mind immediately jumps to chicken, but beef
Speaker 1: in pork, particularly bacon. Suck at Chris, he said, also
Speaker 1: come to mind, but your opinion will be treated as laws.
Speaker 1: The chili cheese Freedo is the supreme chip. Anyone who
Speaker 1: says otherwise is a mouth breathing derelict. Okay, let's address
Speaker 1: the back part of this first, because let's get out
Speaker 1: in front of this right now. The chili cheese Freedo
Speaker 1: might be the greatest chip on the planet. It has
Speaker 1: a fatal flaw. Will get to it in a second.
Speaker 1: The chili cheese Freedo has managed to get the perfect
Speaker 1: flavor and the perfect crunch in one chip. It's not
Speaker 1: kettle chips assaulting your mouth. It's not ruffled chips. They
Speaker 1: kind of dissolve in your mouth. It's the perfect crunch.
Speaker 1: It's the perfect flavor. The chili cheese nails it, absolutely
Speaker 1: nails it. I'm not saying it's not the best chip,
Speaker 1: but I am saying this. Why is it so small?
Speaker 1: Why is the chili cheese Freedo not bigger? Everyone knows
Speaker 1: if the chili cheese Freedo was, say, the size of
Speaker 1: the Dorito, there wouldn't even be a debate. I love
Speaker 1: a good chili cheese freedo. You know what option isn't
Speaker 1: available to me? As a chili cheese freedo lover. I
Speaker 1: can't dip it if I dip it, then I get
Speaker 1: the mess all over my fingers, and then I've got
Speaker 1: to look around and make sure no one's looking, and
Speaker 1: then I licked my fingers, and it's a disaster. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: I understand. You can mix it in, Chris, I'm the
Speaker 1: one who invented mixing it in. That's not what we're
Speaker 1: talking about here. We're talking about when you're out in
Speaker 1: polite society having a meal somewhere. I can't dip these chips.
Speaker 1: If you can't dip them, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: can call it a superior chip. I stand by this
Speaker 1: as for the most versatile meat. With all due respect
Speaker 1: to bacon. I don't think you can count bacon. But
Speaker 1: bacon's perfect. You put bacon on anything, Bacon's perfect. Taha, Chris, Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I honestly, and I'm a beef freak.
Speaker 1: I'm about to go eat a steak. I think it's chicken.
Speaker 1: I think it's chicken. Chicken, even though it's very popular,
Speaker 1: chicken is as good or better than beef. Chicken is underrated. Chicken, No,
Speaker 1: it is, Chris. Think about all the different ways you
Speaker 1: can have chicken. Two chicken sandwiches and fried chicken and
Speaker 1: chicken salad. Even though I don't eat that. That's felled
Speaker 1: chicken nachos. You can have chicken a million chicken nuggies.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love nuggies? All right, headlines I didn't get to. Next,
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Oracle one Scream Baby the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. Before ask doctor Jesse Friday
Speaker 1: gets here tomorrow. In my opinion, Chris asked, doctor Jesse
Speaker 1: Friday starts the second this show ends. That's how special
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Speaker 1: We were having the argument about chicken. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: the headlines I didn't get to in a moment. We
Speaker 1: were having the argument about chicken. Chris, like an idiot,
Speaker 1: tried to argue during the break that the perfect steak
Speaker 1: is better than chicken. Well, he's done for a variety
Speaker 1: of reasons. Well, we were talking about versatility one. Two.
Speaker 1: We weren't bringing up the perfect this versus the perfect
Speaker 1: that this is. This goes back to the cheeseburger versus
Speaker 1: pizza or cheeseburger versus pizza argument. In general, pizza is
Speaker 1: better than a burger because pizza is harder to mess up.
Speaker 1: But nothing beats the perfect cheeseburger. There is no slice
Speaker 1: of pizza out there that beats the perfect cheeseburger. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: I know. I say that because I invented the perfect burger.
Speaker 1: I'm aware of that. Once you have wrapped your lips
Speaker 1: around the Jesse Kelly burger, you never go back. You
Speaker 1: never ever forget about the first time you wrap your
Speaker 1: lips around a glorious Jesse Kelly burger and the juice
Speaker 1: fills your mouth and it's just absolutely glorious, absolutely glorious.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time, and now here's a headline. You
Speaker 1: know the thing headlines. We didn't get to China man
Speaker 1: band from all you can Eat barbecue for eating too much.
Speaker 1: This is why, this is why I don't think I
Speaker 1: could own a restaurant. It would be difficult to deal
Speaker 1: with the people, especially if you had a buffet. It
Speaker 1: would be difficult to deal with the people who are
Speaker 1: only coming in there to abuse the system. And this
Speaker 1: is why if you run a restaurant. You really need
Speaker 1: someone like me to run it for you, someone who's
Speaker 1: just naturally rude. Think how hard it is for the
Speaker 1: average manager to go and be all sir, sir, look
Speaker 1: in the mirror. It's time to dial it down. It's
Speaker 1: time to dial it down a notch. My son Hunter
Speaker 1: star scene coked up and passed out in a Biden flick.
Speaker 1: Leading man Lawrence Fox is seen in lurid new photos
Speaker 1: playing a drug addled first son Hunter Biden, and a
Speaker 1: scene that shows him passed out after snorting cocaine off
Speaker 1: the oh Man. I can't even read the rest of that. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into all of Hunter Biden's
Speaker 1: personal flaws. If we're being I find crisp flaws. Flaws
Speaker 1: is fine. I'm not going to get into all of
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's personal flaws. I am going to say this.
Speaker 1: It still remains a really, really, really really big deal
Speaker 1: that the son of the President of the United States
Speaker 1: of America is on camera in several countries of the world,
Speaker 1: violating laws, violating other things. It's a big deal when
Speaker 1: the president's son is blackmail fodder for the president. That's
Speaker 1: the president's son. What would you do for your son.
Speaker 1: I would do anything for either one of mine. You
Speaker 1: call me up and hey, we're gonna release this damaging
Speaker 1: information on your son if you don't do blank, I
Speaker 1: mean when I'd go kill my son, but then I'd
Speaker 1: probably do it. And let's understand that's the situation we're
Speaker 1: in here. It is a big deal, a big deal
Speaker 1: that Hunter Biden is such a grease fire. Kristen Cinema
Speaker 1: calls out Democrat leaders on false unity and honesty. Quote
Speaker 1: just tell the truth. Look, Kristen Cinema is in an
Speaker 1: interesting situation. Let's not praise the woman here. She's a
Speaker 1: Democrat from the state of Arizona. Arizona is a very,
Speaker 1: very very purple state. It's not blue, it's not read.
Speaker 1: She can read the t leaves on the direction the
Speaker 1: elections are going to be coming in coming days. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't pay to be in Arizona and be thought of
Speaker 1: as a far left radical. It just wouldn't. So she's
Speaker 1: got to try to ride that fence as best she can.
Speaker 1: But she is in a different Democrat party than the
Speaker 1: one she started out, and many of them are. Why
Speaker 1: do you think so many Democrats are rumored to be
Speaker 1: retiring in the coming years. You know that it's rumored
Speaker 1: that Nancy Pelosi is going to retire after this term.
Speaker 1: About that, I don't know if I believe it. I'll
Speaker 1: believe it when I see it. But that's the rumor
Speaker 1: out there, is that Nancy Pelosi is going to go
Speaker 1: away too. These Democrats, the ones that are older, they
Speaker 1: don't recognize this new Democratic Party, this young, radical communist
Speaker 1: Democratic Party, and they're just going to walk away because
Speaker 1: they are so vicious and violent and radical. They're just
Speaker 1: going to call it a day and walk away. Which
Speaker 1: sounds nice, right, Oh, sweet, Nancy Pelosi's leaving. Woooo until
Speaker 1: you realize Nancy Pelosi, as horrid as she is, is
Speaker 1: actually held back the radical base. She has. Wrap your
Speaker 1: mind around that. The Democratic Party you're seeing now, that's
Speaker 1: as moderate as they're going to be for a while.
Speaker 1: Crazy to think about, right. Headline yelling, says Biden's that's
Speaker 1: Janet yelling. By the way, says Biden's one point two
Speaker 1: trillion dollar infrastructure build. Demand raising of the debt limit
Speaker 1: quote as soon as possible. Okay, let's not do that.
Speaker 1: Let's for the first time ever in the history of
Speaker 1: the world, Republicans demand some things for the debt ceiling increase,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean a marginal tax cut. Let's demand
Speaker 1: some accountability from someone for something out there. For the
Speaker 1: first time ever headline Pentagon didn't delay sending guardsmen to
Speaker 1: Capital on January sixth. The report conflicts with Pelosi narrative.
Speaker 1: The narrative has always been that Donald Trump didn't deploy
Speaker 1: the troops fast enough. This narrative has been alive from
Speaker 1: the very very beginning, just like everything else surrounding January sixth.
Speaker 1: And while we're on the subject of January sixth, or
Speaker 1: written House or anything else, let's just all take another
Speaker 1: lesson away from all these crazy news cycles. Whenever there's
Speaker 1: something that looks why old out there and there's video
Speaker 1: of it, because there's always video now because everyone has
Speaker 1: a cell phone camera and everybody, everyone you know is
Speaker 1: taking a position on something. Don't stop and wait. How
Speaker 1: many times have you seen me end up getting be
Speaker 1: right on an issue in the end? You want to
Speaker 1: know why I'm right on so many issues despite having
Speaker 1: the IQ of a bar stool, I just don't feel
Speaker 1: the need to be first. I don't feel the need
Speaker 1: to say the same things everyone else is saying, I
Speaker 1: just wait for the facts. How about that? All right?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow ask doctor Jesse Friday, email Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: show dot com. That's all