1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:00,880 Speaker 1: What you got, Tommy. 2 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 2: Well, I've been down there at the church lately on 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 2: these pranks. You know that I've been heading down there 4 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 2: to the church and uh, today's title Live. God is 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 2: not through with you, but we are. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, God is not through, 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 1: but we are. 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,639 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna still have your relationship with him, 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 2: but you're not gonna have one with us no more 10 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 2: at this church. God is not through with you, but 11 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 2: we are. Cat dog give you hould yeah, take you 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 2: to the church. 13 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 3: brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing? 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 4: Oh hey, how is it's? I'm at work? Can I 16 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 4: call you back? 17 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 3: Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I've called 18 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 3: your your house phone and I didn't get an answer, 19 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 3: and I had this other number on file, so I 20 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 3: wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't 21 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 3: take long. But it's really is a hurt, all right, 22 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 3: that urgent matter. If you don't mind, all right, hold. 23 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 4: On, hold on, let me let me step away from 24 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 4: my tuber the Hello. Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh 25 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 4: the Brinkley Okay. 26 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 3: We have a bit of a problem here and we're 27 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 3: gonna try to We're trying to clean up a lot 28 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 3: of things here at the church. You know, I hate 29 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 3: to be the one to bring you some bad news. 30 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 3: Let me just start by by saying this. God might 31 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 3: not be through with you, but we are here at 32 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 3: the church. It has been brought to eye attention, sister 33 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 3: car that you guys are halfway coming to church and 34 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,639 Speaker 3: you you you might come once once out of a month. 35 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 3: You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church 36 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 3: can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know, 37 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 3: you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to 38 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 3: the church, but everybody is coming every now. We need 39 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: we cannot depend on you all to be the members 40 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 3: and have the expectation of what we're trying to do. 41 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 4: What you say, you say your name is brother, yes, 42 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 4: and you work, you work under the DJ. I'm sorry, 43 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 4: I've never heard of you before. 44 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 3: I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over 45 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 3: actually over the finance and we're going through all of 46 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 3: the books and looking at all of the numbers of 47 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 3: the of the members of the church, the directory, and 48 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 3: we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people aren't 49 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 3: paying tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different 50 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 3: and different uh uh ministries and whatnot? And Sister Takar, 51 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 3: I got, I have to be honest with you. You 52 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 3: you you the hell maybe once every one of someone 53 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 3: we might see you might not see you, you know, 54 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 3: and like I said, God may not be through with you, 55 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 3: but we are. 56 00:02:54,080 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 4: Okay that Listen. Why I don't understand, like, are y'all 57 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 4: monitoring my my my church going? Like I can't. I 58 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 4: can't have to go every single week, I. 59 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 3: Mean when I can, Why are you absent so much 60 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 3: at the church? Explain that? 61 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 4: I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean 62 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 4: I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean I 63 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,119 Speaker 4: still pray. I don't understand how a church can. 64 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 3: Are you you got two jobs, but we're not getting tied, 65 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 3: like you got two jobs, you're not tied, and like 66 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 3: you got two jobs. 67 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 4: Because I can't afford. 68 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 3: You just said I got two jobs. That's what you 69 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 3: just said, and that. 70 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 4: Those two jobs are in support my kids. I mean, 71 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 4: I can't support the church and my kids is the 72 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 4: same term I can't do. Vote. I mean, I get 73 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 4: when I can, let. 74 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 3: Me ask you something, what are you making on that 75 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 3: other job? 76 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 4: Are you shiddies? Are you really? 77 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 3: You? Really? You? 78 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 4: Really? I didn't know the church? God is this deep 79 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 4: with You're really asking me how much I make? And 80 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 4: my second job did I chase to support my kids? 81 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 4: Come on, now, this gotta be something. 82 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not 83 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 3: be through with you, but we are. If you are 84 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 3: gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to 85 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 3: work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit? 86 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,239 Speaker 3: The church? 87 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 4: Is that what the church is about? 88 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 3: This, I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You. 89 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 3: Let me tell you what the church is all about. 90 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 4: The church is and you say, we go with you 91 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 4: again one more time. I'm serious. 92 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? Is 93 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 3: that what the church is about? Let me tell you 94 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 3: what the church is. The church is a hospital for 95 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 3: crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what the 96 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 3: church is. But when when we have souls that are 97 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 3: coming in to be saved, we are doing our job. 98 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 3: And guess what those people that are coming in, you 99 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 3: know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing. 100 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 3: They're tithing you, sister Takara, and I'm sure your soul 101 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 3: is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tithing. You 102 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 3: may give us a little some something when you show up. 103 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 3: If you show up. Am I right or wrong? Mm? 104 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 4: Okay? Let me get what they straight. This is what 105 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 4: you called me for in the middle of my work 106 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 4: day to tell me that you're kicking me out the 107 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 4: church because I don't give enough money to the church 108 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 4: while I'm at my job that I can barely afford 109 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 4: to pay my bills with souse. That't a fact. I 110 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 4: don't even know who you are. I've never met you 111 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 4: in my life, and I don't even know what this church. 112 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 4: You know? 113 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 3: This church? 114 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 4: I hate to say it, but if that's what the 115 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 4: church is about, you have the nerve to call me. 116 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 3: Okay, now, let me say something. Now, you're being very 117 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 3: Unchristian like, now is the gard where you're gonna watch it? 118 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 3: Don't in your language? 119 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 4: Then this is not Christian light. 120 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 3: Well, well do you do you know brother Dwyane? Isn't 121 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 3: that your brothers Okay? And my brother Dwyane is who 122 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 3: told me to call you? 123 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 4: Really my brother? So what? 124 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: So? 125 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 4: What is this about? Huh whatever, I don't know. What 126 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 4: is your name? 127 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 3: My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. 128 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 3: Your brother Dwanne got me the prank phone call you 129 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 3: no more. 130 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, yo, she's about to get meet by 131 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 4: So this job I makeing Lobby screaming my You'm looking 132 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 4: at me? 133 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 3: Oh my h you all right, Jerry? Yeah? What's up? 134 00:06:56,279 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 4: No normal? Oh my god, Oh my gosh, my heart 135 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 4: is racing. 136 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 3: Tell me that's the car. What is the baddest and 137 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 3: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey. 138 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: We're not gonna keep playing with you. You see what 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: I'm saying. We're not going to keep playing with you, 140 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: going back and forth and all that. Right, Yeah, you're 141 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: not doing it? Yeah, yeah, all right. I'm sorry. I 142 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: get I get so deep in my prank, and I 143 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: get so deep and I get so involved. You have 144 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: to ca Yeah. It takes me a minute to come 145 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: out of it, you know the character. Yeah, you should 146 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: ask Steve how to do that, because he does that 147 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: very well. He goes all the way have you noticed it? 148 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 3: But he comes out. 149 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: Quickly right away because he gets tired right away. We'll 150 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: be right back with more. 151 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 2: Next all right, Week zero, I've been talking about it, 152 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 2: Labor Day weekend, The Nephews coming to town. 153 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: That is Week zero. 154 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,760 Speaker 2: Comedy Jawn with myself and Bill Belly, Me and the 155 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 2: One and Only mss V will be in the build 156 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 2: in August to twenty ninth at the Uhwell Auditory, the 157 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 2: Blackmail Auditory. All right, Thinkings are on sale red now, 158 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 2: don't miss it. Laying in the cut is Portland, Oregon, 159 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 2: September five, six and seven. The Nephews coming to town. 160 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 2: That it's Helium Comedy Club and Portland, Oregon. Never been 161 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 2: there before. Y'all ain't seen me. I ain't seen y'all, 162 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 2: but I'm coming. Thickets on sale right now. Stupid, it's 163 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 2: headed to the west. 164 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 1: What you're going to Oregon? 165 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 3: Going to Oregon? 166 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: Okay, they made planes up there. Bring us some Nike shoes, 167 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 1: that's right, all right, thinking of you, you're listening Hardy 168 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: Morning Show