Speaker 1: Somebody fox for boys plays, don't play. Hey, these two
Speaker 1: boys will save the pennies two by special treasures.
Speaker 2: Because they are in a serial bat reviewing Cereal is
Speaker 2: the go go at, Andrew dathing in a Cereal boat.
Speaker 3: Could think it's some new ones had some boats.
Speaker 2: It's the serial serial. It's the serial serial. It's the
Speaker 2: serial series, Serial Shower.
Speaker 4: Show, the Cereal Dealer Show. This is the Cereal Dealer Show,
Speaker 4: Cereal Killer Show.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hillo. I gotta get the levels figured out.
Speaker 5: So if you would both just count to three one time,
Speaker 5: we could figure it out. Andrew, you go.
Speaker 3: First, Okay, three two one.
Speaker 6: Michelle one two three.
Speaker 5: All right, hold on, hello, Hello, here's me, here's me. Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 5: Now you say something mean to me.
Speaker 3: Hi, you're old. That's cool, kay, Thanks, So.
Speaker 5: Your levels are good. But when you said hi, like
Speaker 5: your age came in really hot. But I don't know whatever,
Speaker 5: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 6: I'm okay over here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess you're okay. It's going to be a
Speaker 5: mess of editing for me, but what the fuck? Welcome
Speaker 5: to Serial Killers. It's episode one oh two and today
Speaker 5: is Monday, April twentieth. I'm Scottie B here in New York.
Speaker 3: So sorry, Well that didn't spoil it.
Speaker 5: No, I don't even know what just happened.
Speaker 3: What did did?
Speaker 5: Did Michelle say?
Speaker 3: What to it being Monday April twentieth?
Speaker 5: Yes, you are so it is today's Nobody knows what
Speaker 5: day it is. That's the thing. I just realize every
Speaker 5: day is just a day now. So I'm just letting
Speaker 5: you know that it's Monday, April twentieth, and this is
Speaker 5: Serial Killers. I'm Scotty B. There's Andrew and we have
Speaker 5: to introduce once again. Hold on, okay, so I put
Speaker 5: that in the computer for you. It's Michelle from CC Survivor. Yeah,
Speaker 5: where is it at war? Has anybody won yet?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: Not yet.
Speaker 3: No, Scotty doesn't watch the show, so he has no
Speaker 3: Actually I do? No, Oh you do? No?
Speaker 5: Amy and I and Cooper we sit and we just
Speaker 5: watched Michelle and that's it.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 7: Just fast forward through all the other bolts. Yeah, well
Speaker 7: and just get to my parts.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 5: So how is this going to work now? Because you
Speaker 5: guys can't be together and if like, is the thing done?
Speaker 7: Well, when we were out on the island, all that
Speaker 7: bit is done, but usually they read the votes live,
Speaker 7: so I think that's going to be happening via zoom
Speaker 7: or some kind of platform.
Speaker 6: Yeah like that.
Speaker 5: Oh that's going to work. No, work, that's going to
Speaker 5: be fantastic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds like it's going to be a total storm,
Speaker 6: but we'll.
Speaker 5: Say absolutely will be. So you know, one thing that's
Speaker 5: constant is Serial Killers. We just won't stop, and somehow
Speaker 5: we get a stupid show on twice a week. So
Speaker 5: I'm here in New York, there's Andrew in New Jersey,
Speaker 5: and Michelle I believe is in Florida.
Speaker 3: Somewhere mm hm.
Speaker 5: And so what I've done, as usual is I've sent
Speaker 5: two creepy packages with a bunch of unmarked ziploc bags
Speaker 5: with cereal that nobody knows what they are. But I
Speaker 5: did use gloves and a mask to pack them, so
Speaker 5: you're safe.
Speaker 6: Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3: It is quite terrifying to get the box every time,
Speaker 3: because I'm like the FedEx person drives up and is like, oh, hey,
Speaker 3: here's the package, and then I'm just kind of like, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: it says iHeart yep. Scottie sent creepy baggies full of
Speaker 3: cereal yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, so if you would please grab the creepy baggie
Speaker 5: with well, actually, know what, Let's let Michelle choose whether
Speaker 5: she wants new or classic.
Speaker 6: Let's go, let's start new.
Speaker 5: You want to start with the new one, Okay, so
Speaker 5: take take the baggie with the marshmallowy square thing cereals.
Speaker 5: See the marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm guessing it's this one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's that one. So what that is is brand
Speaker 5: new from Kelloggs. And I didn't even know that this
Speaker 5: was happening. I saw it on the shelf at Steel
Speaker 5: Leonards and I was so, I'm like, what is this
Speaker 5: SpongeBob square pants cereal? Way from Kellogg's.
Speaker 3: What kind of cereal is SpongeBob cereal?
Speaker 5: It's vanilla flavored cereal with marshmallows, naturally and artificially flavored.
Speaker 6: You know what, Now that you say it, I see it.
Speaker 7: I just didn't see it when I was looking at it,
Speaker 7: But now I see SpongeBob and I think Patrick's in there.
Speaker 6: Yes, I see it now, Ellie crap.
Speaker 3: I just noticed that too.
Speaker 5: Now I'm not sure what the cereal pieces are supposed
Speaker 5: to be. They're just squares with little diamonds cut out
Speaker 5: in the middle, so I don't know what that is
Speaker 5: supposed to represent. There was a version of this cereal
Speaker 5: back in the early two thousands that Kelloggs put out
Speaker 5: because I guess there was a movie that came out
Speaker 5: back then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the SpongeBob movie, the first one. Yes, I saw
Speaker 3: it in the theater.
Speaker 5: And this is for the second movie. And then a
Speaker 5: couple of years ago, General Mills also had a SpongeBob cereal.
Speaker 5: It was fruity pieces. So that went away real quick.
Speaker 5: So let's get pouring here, I get to shake mine up.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, but I have to mention the milk
Speaker 3: incident that Michelle went into.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's so tragic. Yeah. So I like
Speaker 6: realized that I was doing this podcast maybe ten minutes
Speaker 6: before we were doing the podcast.
Speaker 5: Great and.
Speaker 6: No he told me, but like I didn't. I wasn't prepared.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I'll just go pour some cereal.
Speaker 6: Everything's going to be fine. I mean some milk. I
Speaker 6: go to check my milk. My milk has expired. Nice
Speaker 6: all a disaster.
Speaker 7: So I like look at my cabinet and I had
Speaker 7: almond milks. I'm using almond milk. I apologize for that.
Speaker 7: I hope that's okay, but it was warm, so I.
Speaker 6: Had to stick it in the freezer.
Speaker 7: So I had bowls in the freezer trying to cool
Speaker 7: them down as fast as possible.
Speaker 5: So so you are pretty much Andrew with a vagina
Speaker 5: because he's never prepared either.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's basically it. Exactly fantastic.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much, Scottie.
Speaker 5: Really I can say that, right, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: Let's pour.
Speaker 3: Will say. The smell it's kind of offensive.
Speaker 5: That's the artificial vanilla smell that you're smelling there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like it. It's like acidic e smelling,
Speaker 3: if that makes sense.
Speaker 5: Okay, see, you know already like Michelle had to throw
Speaker 5: a wrench in the works because she's using almond milk
Speaker 5: and drive me crazy. And it's going to be a
Speaker 5: different flavor. Is there at least regular almond or is
Speaker 5: it a flavored almond milk?
Speaker 7: It's just regular silk on sweet almond milk, all right,
Speaker 7: and you know what, I usually eat my cereal with
Speaker 7: almond milk.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Scottie, people like almond milk.
Speaker 5: Now, it was all right. Here we go one, two, three, SpongeBob,
Speaker 5: I'm getting lucky charms a little bit.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, I'm not getting that really. It just feels
Speaker 3: like the taste appears and then, just like Leaves really
Speaker 3: quick showed up to the party and less.
Speaker 5: The cereal pieces are a bit bland, like I don't
Speaker 5: really taste the vanilla. Well I'm tasting is the marshmallows
Speaker 5: m and I feel.
Speaker 3: Like it coats your tongue.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3: This is not ideal. I have to say.
Speaker 6: I feel like this cereal is getting soggy extremely fast.
Speaker 5: And you're a big soggy ferial fan, though, are you?
Speaker 6: I am, I really am, But even this is a
Speaker 6: bit quick for me.
Speaker 5: I like it because I'm a you know, fan of
Speaker 5: the marshmallow. So I'm going to go four balls. I
Speaker 5: know you're not going to like that, Andrew, but four balls.
Speaker 3: That is very generous on your part. I'm going to
Speaker 3: give this probably two bowls and a spoon. This ain't it?
Speaker 6: What's the top five?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, that's okay. I don't watch your show either.
Speaker 6: I've been on your show though, so I should know.
Speaker 6: I'll go three. I'll go three. I don't I'm not
Speaker 6: offended by it. I would dat it again.
Speaker 3: Just got soggy too quick, but it's just eat quick.
Speaker 5: The packaging kind of annoyse because there's no like back
Speaker 5: of the box. It's SpongeBob on the front and uh
Speaker 5: Patrick on the back. So there's no there's nothing to play,
Speaker 5: there's no mazes, there's no nothing, and you know that
Speaker 5: makes me crazy?
Speaker 3: Andrew, Yeah, no, that seems like.
Speaker 6: A missed opportunity.
Speaker 5: Honestly, when does this? When is this movie supposed to
Speaker 5: come out? Andrew? You're the movie guy.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, throw it to me. Great, Yeah, it comes
Speaker 3: out in November. I don't know if that's true. I'm
Speaker 3: just throwing it out there.
Speaker 6: It doesn't even say when the movie comes out. Again,
Speaker 6: missed opportunity.
Speaker 3: Where was the Kellggs person? Why didn't they do their job?
Speaker 5: It just says the SpongeBob movie Sponge on the Run
Speaker 5: only in theaters, but it doesn't have a date twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: We'll see if that comes out. All right, So we're
Speaker 5: going to move on to the classic cereal now, now
Speaker 5: grab the bag of Yeah, I think that's it, the
Speaker 5: granola e looking kind of stuff. Yeah, that's it. So
Speaker 5: I got paused that's a Kashi Cereal. Ooh okay, now
Speaker 5: you I'm sure are familiar with Kashi Golan. Golan is
Speaker 5: one of their lines. They've changed it now though, they've
Speaker 5: rebranded the Golians and they now have Kashi Go Spark,
Speaker 5: Go Wander, Go Love, Go Crush, Go Flow, Go Play,
Speaker 5: Go Rise, Go Shine, and Go Defy. So that's what
Speaker 5: we're eating this just to just be called Kashi Golian
Speaker 5: Crunch and now it's Kashi Go Defy Crunch. What I
Speaker 5: don't know. They're trying to be earthy. There's a guy
Speaker 5: like hanging off a mountain on the back of it.
Speaker 5: And I was never a huge fan of Kashi Cereals,
Speaker 5: but like.
Speaker 3: So they're trying to say that if I take Kashi Defy,
Speaker 3: I'm going to like go climb a mountain. Is that?
Speaker 3: Is that what they're trying to hint at.
Speaker 5: Yes, you were able to defy gravity if you eat
Speaker 5: this stuff.
Speaker 3: Wow, there's some bold claims.
Speaker 7: I have to admit I have eaten this before, you have, Yes,
Speaker 7: I have. Usually there's one with like RedBerry, there's the
Speaker 7: one with like some berries in it.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's a fake strawberry one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I've had that a little like weirded out
Speaker 3: by the clusters. They seem very earthy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I not. Just as I was packing them
Speaker 5: into your little zip bloc bags, there were some really
Speaker 5: sharp ones that I was hoping wouldn't poke through in shipment,
Speaker 5: because those were the cheap store brand bags.
Speaker 3: If that happened, then I got a FedEx package with
Speaker 3: a busket open cashe go defy Cereal.
Speaker 5: But Andrew, what what kind of milk are you using
Speaker 5: over there in New Jersey?
Speaker 3: Well, it's the same as always. It's the formerly Price Club.
Speaker 5: Now kirk stopped saying it hasn't been Price Club in
Speaker 5: like twenty years. Please stop it.
Speaker 3: I just love bothering you with it. Kirkland signature organic
Speaker 3: low fat, one percent milk.
Speaker 5: Who buys organic milk in your house?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Donna does? Hello?
Speaker 5: Why hey, Donna? Why you gotta do me like that?
Speaker 3: That was a great reference. I'm sure she'll appreciate that.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, let's see what this coshy's all about.
Speaker 6: I can tell this is not going to get soggy anytime.
Speaker 5: No, and it's gonna taste like dirt. But let's try.
Speaker 3: It ow Yeah right, I actually cut the roof of
Speaker 3: my mouth.
Speaker 6: Did you open this recently?
Speaker 5: Tastes sal Yeah, to open it and shipped it to
Speaker 5: you two days ago. I taste I taste that as well. Okay, good,
Speaker 5: I'm not the same tasty recipe. But I'm not sure
Speaker 5: is it supposed to be really crunchy because it does
Speaker 5: taste kind of weird.
Speaker 3: I'm like, legit, like the roof of my mouth I
Speaker 3: think is bleeding.
Speaker 8: I'm picking up some cinnamon, maybe a little bit, whole
Speaker 8: grains and sesame blend, hard red wheat, brown rice, barley,
Speaker 8: try something oats, rye buckwheat, sesame seeds, soy flakes, brown sugar,
Speaker 8: rice syrup, dried cane syrup, chickory root, fiber, whole grain oats,
Speaker 8: expeller press canol oil, honey, salt, cinnamon, and something else
Speaker 8: for freshness at the bottom.
Speaker 5: Very good palate that you could pick that up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I definitely tasted the chickory roots.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I don't like healthy stuff for things that
Speaker 5: pretend to be healthy. So two balls from me. I'm
Speaker 5: not a fan of this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mine's going to be pretty low too.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go too as well, because physically harmed
Speaker 3: by this cereal. I'm gonna have to give it a
Speaker 3: bowl in his spoon?
Speaker 5: Should we file a lawsuit?
Speaker 3: Can we? I mean, why not take advantage?
Speaker 5: Okay, so Michelle, have you like defied the state home
Speaker 5: orders and gone to the beach and stuff yet? Or
Speaker 5: what are you doing with yourself?
Speaker 6: I haven't showered in like three or four days.
Speaker 5: That's hot.
Speaker 6: It's really really hot. I don't I haven't been doing anything.
Speaker 6: I don't know what I've been doing. I've been playing
Speaker 6: Catan with Andrew.
Speaker 7: I went to the beach, originally started going to the
Speaker 7: beach in the beginning of this, and then slowly but
Speaker 7: surely we just like have been more and more inside
Speaker 7: as because we progressed.
Speaker 5: So all right, and I see, Andrew, you're still just
Speaker 5: sitting in front of your window there. Have you moved
Speaker 5: from that spot in two weeks?
Speaker 3: Nope? I sleep here, I live here. It's great.
Speaker 5: All right, my table, So I'm gonna head now down. Well,
Speaker 5: you know what, let's just play this first, because I
Speaker 5: know this is your favorite Andrew.
Speaker 3: Serial killers in turn National. Well it's another international that's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So it's another one from our friend Roman and
Speaker 5: he was shopping at the Polish market and sent this
Speaker 5: to us.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's he was shopping at the Polish market. Yes,
Speaker 3: she's so casual to throw.
Speaker 5: He was picking up perruggies and grabbed this bag of
Speaker 5: chocole pick.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 5: Choco pick?
Speaker 3: Choco pick.
Speaker 5: I've had this before when I was in Mexico. Remember
Speaker 5: that Poland they only like cereals and bags. I have
Speaker 5: seen this cereal in boxes in other places. Pico is
Speaker 5: the little dog mascot you see. Do you see the dog?
Speaker 5: His name is Pico.
Speaker 3: I like Pico.
Speaker 5: Love that this cereal appears to be really frigging chocolatey
Speaker 5: because it's it's dark.
Speaker 6: It's glistening, lovecos adjectives.
Speaker 5: This bag also has all kinds of Star Wars stuff
Speaker 5: on it. I think I don't know what movie Andrew,
Speaker 5: what movie is this? Look?
Speaker 3: It was the new Star Wars movie that came out
Speaker 3: in December.
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is not that old. This is good
Speaker 5: until September of twenty twenty.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's like cupping my milk.
Speaker 5: I didn't poor it yet.
Speaker 3: It's like hugging each individual.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I know. It's like a bunch of
Speaker 6: mini spoons.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's exactly what it is. Spoons with no handle,
Speaker 5: very interesting shapes. I'm gonna let it sit for just
Speaker 5: a minute because I want to get some chocolate in
Speaker 5: my milk.
Speaker 6: Good idea.
Speaker 3: Has this quarantine made you realize that you could never
Speaker 3: do Big Brother? Michelle?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I am. I am going so stir
Speaker 7: crazy this. I'm not made for indoors this long.
Speaker 3: I feel like staying inside for like ninety days like
Speaker 3: they have to on Big Brother. You have to go insane.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, especially with those lunatics. Not a shot
Speaker 6: I would never make. I would never win that.
Speaker 5: So on the island, you have no contact with the
Speaker 5: outside world, right, So I like, how weird would it
Speaker 5: be if it was now and you guys came out
Speaker 5: of there and were like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 7: I know, I've heard some stories of some people like
Speaker 7: going into the desert to find themselves and coming out
Speaker 7: now and being like, what is the world that we're
Speaker 7: back in? So being on Survivors like the safest place
Speaker 7: to be right now.
Speaker 5: I think I heard that there was there was a
Speaker 5: big that was filming in some other country while this
Speaker 5: was all going on, and they just came out like
Speaker 5: two weeks ago, and like, what's going on?
Speaker 6: That's crazy?
Speaker 5: All right, let's dive into chocolate pick. It's a Nestley
Speaker 5: cereal from Poland. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I get like a hint of rosemary.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a weird spice or something. It looks a
Speaker 5: lot sweeter than it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the glistening pieces did not glisten.
Speaker 6: Said, there's grospizingly shocked by the lack of flavor.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, let.
Speaker 5: Me see if I can read the ingredients. There's a
Speaker 5: little sticker here in English, some kind of flour, sugar, cocoa,
Speaker 5: glucose syrup, malt extract, barley, palm oil, salt, flavors, cinnamon
Speaker 5: and vanilla. And so there's cinnamon in here too.
Speaker 6: Wow, my palette failed me.
Speaker 3: Well, how would you know cinnamon and was supposed to
Speaker 3: me in chocolate?
Speaker 5: Like, I don't like that. I don't like that flavor combination.
Speaker 5: And you know, there are some restaurants that put cinnamon
Speaker 5: in their tomato sauce. There used to be a diner
Speaker 5: in Jersey City that we used to get spaghetti meatballs
Speaker 5: and they would have cinnamon in the sauce. It was disgusting.
Speaker 5: Who does that?
Speaker 3: First of all, you're ordering spaghetti and meatballs from a diner.
Speaker 3: Is that's your first problem?
Speaker 5: It's not. I love diner chicken palm. It's one of
Speaker 5: my favorite things. Makes fun of you, it's fantastic. I
Speaker 5: even go so far as to get shrimp parm at
Speaker 5: the diner. Oh love it?
Speaker 6: Okay, no, stop right there.
Speaker 5: I wish I could have taken a picture of your
Speaker 5: eyes bugging out of your head when I said that,
Speaker 5: I offend.
Speaker 3: First of all, shrimp parm is a sin my grave
Speaker 3: saying that, the second of all, shrimp parm from a diner.
Speaker 3: Why are you not six feet under already? Because that
Speaker 3: is terrifying.
Speaker 5: I must say. You remember that one time when I
Speaker 5: was super sick and had food poisoning, it was the
Speaker 5: shrimp parm. But I've gotten it again because I love it.
Speaker 3: Have you thought about maybe cutting that out of your life?
Speaker 5: It's possible, It's possible.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, what if you go to diner food?
Speaker 3: I need to know. Mine is definitely chicken fingers or
Speaker 3: grilled cheese, Michelle.
Speaker 6: They make any Greek salads. I don't know what it is?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: So random? But there are Greek salads ten out of ten.
Speaker 5: Ohways, most diners are are Greek owned for the most part.
Speaker 5: My go to, and Andrew will make fun of me.
Speaker 5: Is the hot open turkey. Love it?
Speaker 3: You love hot open turkey sandwich.
Speaker 5: Don't know why, but I love diner hot open turkey,
Speaker 5: and I always send Andrew a picture when I go
Speaker 5: get one.
Speaker 6: Is that gravy on top?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can get that. You can get like the
Speaker 5: you know, the brown gravy, or you can get the
Speaker 5: turkey gibblet gravy.
Speaker 6: I love that. That sounds great. Actually, what time is it?
Speaker 6: Is it lunchtime?
Speaker 5: It's always lunch time for me.
Speaker 3: No diner is open. You must be crushed, Scott.
Speaker 5: That's not true. My diner has curbside pick ups, so
Speaker 5: I've been getting lots of hot open turkey and shrimp parm.
Speaker 3: I guess right, because nothing makes shrimp parm worse than
Speaker 3: doing curbs I'd pick up. Let me get cold sitting
Speaker 3: there from your home, of course, that's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 5: Hey, listen, thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers. Michelle.
Speaker 5: Thank you for joining us once again. The thing is,
Speaker 5: I'm running out of cereal here in the studio. That's right.
Speaker 6: Are we not going to rate that last one?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 5: We didn't rate it, thank you so much, because we
Speaker 5: would have ended the show and not done it. Look
Speaker 5: at you, thank you.
Speaker 3: He would have texted me being like, wait, can you
Speaker 3: get this show back on? I need to record?
Speaker 6: So how does this show function without me?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You may have to come back next week.
Speaker 3: Amazing, You're gonna have to get a creepy package of
Speaker 3: cereal again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well one bowl for me.
Speaker 3: I don't one ball who Everyone's really digging into this one, like.
Speaker 6: I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 3: It didn't like assault me like the other one did.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to give this two bowls.
Speaker 5: I don't know. It tastes like Peako lifted his leg
Speaker 5: and pissed on these. I just am not a fan.
Speaker 7: I feel like maybe I had higher expectations if I
Speaker 7: am rating it so low, Like whereas the one that
Speaker 7: looked really the defy one that looked healthy, I kind
Speaker 7: of expected it to be not so great, so it
Speaker 7: rated higher because it was fine, But this one rated
Speaker 7: lower because my expectations were higher, if that makes any sense.
Speaker 5: Now, Chocolate Pick probably would have been better if there
Speaker 5: were marsh Mellows in it.
Speaker 3: But yes, yeah, genius, that's right your mind.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Thank you so much, and please you know we
Speaker 5: need you, our trusty listeners to send us cereal Andrew.
Speaker 5: I actually have a couple of boxes under the counter
Speaker 5: that I will be pulling out in the next couple
Speaker 5: of weeks from listener supplied cereal. But please get in
Speaker 5: touch with us direct message, Twitter, Instagram, however you want
Speaker 5: to reach us, and I'll give you the address and
Speaker 5: you can get us some cereal and if we use it,
Speaker 5: we'll send you a beautiful serial killer's T shirt.
Speaker 3: Did we ever give you a shirt show?
Speaker 7: No, but I do have scrub pants here, and last
Speaker 7: time I had the team Andrew shirt, so I had.
Speaker 5: To pack this cereal with scrub pants around it because
Speaker 5: I had no packing peanuts or bubble wrap, so I
Speaker 5: used scrub pants. Don't worry, they're clean.
Speaker 6: I'm so excited about them. You got the shirt together.
Speaker 6: We're a matching set perfect.
Speaker 3: I was so confused by it because you keep sending
Speaker 3: me weird things with every package, like you sent me
Speaker 3: your jock cards. The first time. I forgot what you
Speaker 3: sent me. The second time and now I got a scrub.
Speaker 3: It's weird. So how old is that? Jackkard? Can you
Speaker 3: please pull that up again? Oh sure, because that has
Speaker 3: not been the Z one hundred logo.
Speaker 5: For yes, it is, that's the current logo.
Speaker 3: But that picture is not.
Speaker 5: No, it's not not at all.
Speaker 7: You look great and you look great now. You look
Speaker 7: better now than in that photo though.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're very sweet, very you're aging. Well, you're the best.
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get invited back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, please follow us on social media at
Speaker 5: Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with a C, and like
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Speaker 3: That was really eloquent.
Speaker 5: But you like that, I don't know you like you're
Speaker 5: you're better at saying that because you're the millennial of
Speaker 5: the group.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what you should be doing is liking to
Speaker 3: subscribing whatever podcast platform you're using. This way, when you
Speaker 3: hear new episodes or see new episodes that come out,
Speaker 3: you go in there just straight on your phone. Isn't
Speaker 3: that cool?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I have to tell you, we're getting a
Speaker 5: lot of really sweet reviews from people who are cooped
Speaker 5: up at home or even some nurses and doctors and
Speaker 5: stuff that are heading to work and are miserable and
Speaker 5: are listening to this stupid podcast, and it's making them smile.
Speaker 5: So I think that that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like Michell, you probably hear the same
Speaker 3: thing with people who watch Survivor right now. It's probably
Speaker 3: just a much needed escape.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, the entertainment industry while everything else is in shambles,
Speaker 7: the entertainment industry is here to hold it all together.
Speaker 5: And we're part of it.
Speaker 8: We're entertaining, we are we're doing something, Yeah, Andrews something.
Speaker 5: If you could please keep rubbing your hand against the
Speaker 5: microphone there, just so I can keep hearing Staff that's stop.
Speaker 5: I can't cut it. You know how hard it is
Speaker 5: to edit that out. Stop it to hate you? All right,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for listening. Have A, have A.
Speaker 5: It is Monday, so tomorrow's Tuesday. Then there's Wednesday and Thursday,
Speaker 5: and then Friday will come along and there will be
Speaker 5: another episode. It's not recorded yet because I don't know
Speaker 5: what we're doing. I kind of like the way this
Speaker 5: audio is going. We'll see. I think we're going to
Speaker 5: keep doing it this way for a bit. So that's it.
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Andrew, Michelle, thank
Speaker 5: you so much for coming. What are we on FaceTime?
Speaker 5: Thank you for coming on FaceTime.
Speaker 6: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: We'll have to have you back on Michelle.
Speaker 5: Yes, until time, until Friday? Ready? You know what we
Speaker 5: do here? One? Two? Three crush, unch, crunch? That great crunch.
Speaker 5: It's a crunch.
Speaker 6: Why didn't nobody warned me?
Speaker 5: How much pot do you smoke?
Speaker 6: I used to smoke more.
Speaker 5: We say crunch.
Speaker 7: Since there's no time of day, you know, it's just
Speaker 7: anytime is a good time.
Speaker 3: We still can't in a vacuum.
Speaker 5: We still can't end because you haven't said crunch.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm ready?
Speaker 5: You ready? Okay?
Speaker 6: Are we counting down? Counting up?
Speaker 5: Sure? Why not? Let's count up? One?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: Two? Three crunch crunch?
Speaker 6: How is that not great?
Speaker 5: I now have a twenty eight minute file to edit.
Speaker 5: This is going to be spectacular. Screw you both.
Speaker 3: Aren't you happy because you've been saying that the episodes
Speaker 3: weren't long enough?
Speaker 5: No, but you know how long it takes me to edit, right,
Speaker 5: I'm going to stop it now.