Speaker 1: Second d of date. Some heroes don't wear cakes? What
Speaker 1: do they wear? Some heroes wear size eleven new balanced sneakers.
Speaker 1: Oh dad, superhero and nothing else. Not a good look. Well,
Speaker 1: apparently one of our listeners, Ryan, met a woman the
Speaker 1: other day thanks to his quick thinking shoe heroics. So, Ryan,
Speaker 1: is it cool if we call you sneaker boy? Sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right? So wait? Are you the naked one in
Speaker 1: the story or is she? Or maybe you're both naked.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a good date. I
Speaker 1: think I just made up the naked stuffing. But apparently
Speaker 1: shoes come into how they met each other. What's the
Speaker 1: name of the girl that you want us to call?
Speaker 1: Her name is Trinity? Trinity sounds like a superhero name,
Speaker 1: boy that you use? Right? How did shoes bring you
Speaker 1: guys together? I use my shoe to kill a spider?
Speaker 1: You are there? We go? So how did that happen?
Speaker 1: Set the scene for us? Where were you in a
Speaker 1: coffee shot? Okay, okay, okay. I was working on my laptop,
Speaker 1: just working on a project for work, and there's a booth,
Speaker 1: you know, run across from me, and I saw this
Speaker 1: spider crawling up towards this woman, like up the side
Speaker 1: of the booth, get ready to go into it, and
Speaker 1: it was like a big one. It's a juicy one,
Speaker 1: and you scream, not today, evil do her? I approached
Speaker 1: silent but deadley. I did, Hey, and you got a
Speaker 1: cute girls attention on top of it. Yeah. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that's what was happening at the time until yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I realized that, Yeah, she's an attractive woman
Speaker 1: who I just saved, take a life, get a number.
Speaker 1: So how did you end up turning that into a date?
Speaker 1: We talked when she thanked me for what I did,
Speaker 1: and then I sat back down. Then she came over
Speaker 1: and asked me if she could buy me a coffee.
Speaker 1: But I had coffee. I was sitting there working, right,
Speaker 1: So so I said, well, how about you know, some
Speaker 1: time in the future. Okay, check like you because she
Speaker 1: gave me her number. Yeah, okay, pretty smooth. That's sweet.
Speaker 1: So where did you guys end up going together? We
Speaker 1: went out to my favorite tie place. Oh you guys dinner? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't do coffee, that was just the end, you know,
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we went out for dinner. That's awesome
Speaker 1: and It's always key to take someone to like your
Speaker 1: favorite place. Yeah, if you know the food's good, you
Speaker 1: know the service is good, exactly. No, the atmosphere it's fun,
Speaker 1: it's it's a nice place, but it's you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: a good place to talk. Um. Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 1: It was really good. So why is the only thing
Speaker 1: I can think of is that I love this place
Speaker 1: so much. And I'm a pretty big guy, and I
Speaker 1: eat a lot of food, and you know, tie food,
Speaker 1: I mean chop sticks. Sometimes it can be a little
Speaker 1: or you're eating soup like tom yam or something you know,
Speaker 1: can splash back and you can kind of make a
Speaker 1: little bit of a mess of yourself, even if you're
Speaker 1: you know, being you know. Yeah, I wanted to eat
Speaker 1: so I could like have a full meal before she came,
Speaker 1: so I would be like pre gamed and then order
Speaker 1: something light with her and just sort of pick at
Speaker 1: it while we talked. Actually get that strategy. You ate
Speaker 1: your entire meal before she even got there. I ate
Speaker 1: an entire meal the first course. I can put back
Speaker 1: a lot of Thai food. Yeah, me too, right, I
Speaker 1: like that soup like that a rice dish noodle dis
Speaker 1: But like with her I just had that, you know,
Speaker 1: put by a salad, so I was just like eating
Speaker 1: something light. But when she arrived, was your table all
Speaker 1: cleaned off? Yeah? Yeah, I had asked the guys to
Speaker 1: reset it. I didn't want it to be weird. I
Speaker 1: came from work, you know, so I was like hungry.
Speaker 1: It might be kind of awkward for her, though, if
Speaker 1: she's eating this big thie meal and you're not eating anything,
Speaker 1: You're just watching her eat the entire time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could make her feel like she's being a glutton. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's it. That's I think I could
Speaker 1: think of. It might have been weird, she mentioned she
Speaker 1: she was like, why you really don't eat much? To you?
Speaker 1: You know, You're like, it seemed weird that a guy
Speaker 1: in my size wasn't eating anything but like a green
Speaker 1: Papi salad. And how did you respond to that? Would
Speaker 1: you say? When she said that, I'll just say that's
Speaker 1: how I roll, you know, That's just how I felt
Speaker 1: like you, fatty, that might be a deal breaker for
Speaker 1: me because I feel like I eat a lot. I
Speaker 1: suppised with a guy who wasn't eating I don't think,
Speaker 1: looking back, I should just have an appetizer and then
Speaker 1: I eat like a to start with. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: how did dinner end? Was there like a kiss? Was
Speaker 1: there any romance? I'm not a kiss, but there was
Speaker 1: some romance. We went for a walk afterwards, and you know,
Speaker 1: we were holding hands from part of it. You know,
Speaker 1: it was like a fun kind of very easy going
Speaker 1: into the evening. So when you left, you had full
Speaker 1: thought that you guys were going to hang out again. Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. And what did she say? Do? I mean,
Speaker 1: what was her last words? Uh? I don't remember her
Speaker 1: exact lass words, but she definitely was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do this again, you know, like a weird way
Speaker 1: to ask that. Though I don't know what her last
Speaker 1: words for her fighting breath, you guys know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean, we left it on that tone of like,
Speaker 1: we're going to do this again. Let's you know, okay?
Speaker 1: And so how long has it been since you last
Speaker 1: spoke to her? Oh that's the last time I spoke
Speaker 1: to her. And I texted her and I called once,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to call more than one time,
Speaker 1: you know. But I've texted to so I covered both
Speaker 1: the channels, you know, Okay, But I mean like, is
Speaker 1: that a day ago? Is that a week ago? We
Speaker 1: can ask yeah and nothing nothing, it's true. Or maybe
Speaker 1: that spider's family came back and finished the job, took
Speaker 1: her we okay check. Maybe she just remembered me killing
Speaker 1: it and was like, this guy's that kill I don't
Speaker 1: like this day. Well, let's find out. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back, we'll call Trinity for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get your second day update. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. Okay, hold on, what good love story
Speaker 1: doesn't start with a little murder, all of them. That's
Speaker 1: how one of our listeners, Ryan met a woman named
Speaker 1: Trinity by murdering a spider you're making it sound crawling
Speaker 1: up the booth in the coffee shop where she was sitting.
Speaker 1: And that's why they call him the eight Legged Assassin.
Speaker 1: What happened to the super super Guy? They also call
Speaker 1: him Sneaker Boys during the day. At night? Is the
Speaker 1: eight legged Assassin? I see, it's like I only have
Speaker 1: two legs. The spider at a yeah, that's why he's
Speaker 1: the assassin, and the chopped off his own six legs
Speaker 1: in a rage. That's how they eight Legged Assassin rolls
Speaker 1: in surprise he's not getting a callback. Ryan wants us
Speaker 1: to call a woman named Trinity who he met at
Speaker 1: a coffee shop. They had a nice day together, but
Speaker 1: afterwards she's completely ghosted and it's been a little over
Speaker 1: a week. So we're going to try and help him out. Ryan,
Speaker 1: how you feeling feeling good? Are you feeling because you
Speaker 1: know your theory is that because you pregamed with the
Speaker 1: whole meal before she arrived, that she felt like a
Speaker 1: pig eating in front of you. Are you gonna come
Speaker 1: clean and tell her the truth of what you did? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: if that's the issue, of course, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say it though they legged assassin. I'll come out and
Speaker 1: say it for you, all right, man. So I feel
Speaker 1: like we're ready to call Trinity. Are you feeling ready?
Speaker 1: I am okay excited. Well, if we can get her
Speaker 1: on the line, I'm hoping that we'll hear what she
Speaker 1: has to say. All right, here we go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell her number right now. Hello. Hey, is this Trinity? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is hey, Trinity. My name's Jeff from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hoping you have
Speaker 1: a second to talk with us. Okay, Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: about her? This is about a date that you went
Speaker 1: on recently with a guy who's known by many names.
Speaker 1: Some call him some call him Sneaker Boys, some call
Speaker 1: him the Legged Assassin, but Layman's people would know him
Speaker 1: as Ryan. How many people are on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know. I can't count. Yeah, somewhere
Speaker 1: between three and eight. There's four of us. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a radio show, Okay, Okay. The reason why we're calling
Speaker 1: is because Ryan told us that he went out with
Speaker 1: you the other night and said he had a great time,
Speaker 1: but afterwards, you haven't been responding to him, and he's
Speaker 1: a little bit confused about why he called you guys
Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, I mean he emailed us and then
Speaker 1: we spoke to him about you guys hanging out, and
Speaker 1: from our end, it sounded really nice. Is that okay
Speaker 1: that he did. I mean, he's just really excited about you,
Speaker 1: and he said that you hadn't gotten back to him
Speaker 1: in like over a week. Yeah, okay, So he just
Speaker 1: wants a little bit of clarity about why you ghosted
Speaker 1: all of a sudden. Oh this is like a little awkward.
Speaker 1: It's just weird to talk about. We went on one.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even I don't know if I would call
Speaker 1: it even like a date. Oh why wouldn't you call
Speaker 1: it a date? You went to dinner and you held hands. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think he should be talking to you guys
Speaker 1: about that, Like this was a casual thing between two people.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of weird. Are you in a relationship or something?
Speaker 1: I'm engaged? Oh okay, well that's it. Okay, are you
Speaker 1: happily engaged? Because it is kind of a weird thing
Speaker 1: to say yes to dinner with. I mean, I understand
Speaker 1: you're saying your intentions were pretty innocent, but I just
Speaker 1: wanted to buy him a cup of coffee. It wasn't
Speaker 1: this like huge dinner plan. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll take your number, So I was like okay,
Speaker 1: and I didn't think that much of it. And then
Speaker 1: like he would like want to grab a bite to eat,
Speaker 1: and I'm like sure, and then like you know, it
Speaker 1: became like a sit down dinner. Like I didn't even
Speaker 1: know We're gonna like sit anywhere. So it wasn't that formal.
Speaker 1: But how did your feel how did your fiance not
Speaker 1: come up during conversation. I've had a little bit of
Speaker 1: a rough time. We've had a rough time. Um, we've
Speaker 1: been engaged for a little over a year now, so
Speaker 1: it's just been like an awkward time, and so I
Speaker 1: did not want my ring that night. Okay, No, I
Speaker 1: get this, Like sometimes you just you want to be
Speaker 1: friends with guys and then they always take it too far,
Speaker 1: interpreted it wrong. Maybe, yeah, yeah, maybe. I mean even
Speaker 1: if that is the case, Trinity, why didn't you just
Speaker 1: tell Ryan that, like you didn't have to ghost him? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I can understand too. How you know, she
Speaker 1: kind of didn't know that it was happening that way.
Speaker 1: She was thinking it was just a friendship. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you know, I never it wasn't like a date,
Speaker 1: like we didn't kiss, It wasn't like romantic. That's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And traumatic experiences do bring people together. And this might
Speaker 1: also be kind of a traumatic experience, because Ryan, I
Speaker 1: need to let you know, Trinity has been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this whole time and he wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm afraid so,
Speaker 1: Ryan you there, Yeah, I'm here, Ryan. What are you feeling?
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like really disappointed because that was like the
Speaker 1: best date I've been on in a really long time.
Speaker 1: But it was a date. I mean, it was a
Speaker 1: dinner date. I mean, yeah, not stranger friends, not with
Speaker 1: the world. You want to be able to do that
Speaker 1: with dinner with friends that you know totally. And I mean, like, Trinity,
Speaker 1: did you tell your fiance that you were going out
Speaker 1: with Ryan? Not before? Hi? Ryan, not beforehand, but after
Speaker 1: you know, we had just I'm not going to say date,
Speaker 1: after we had this dinner. I did talk about it
Speaker 1: with my fiance. Yes, Oh what did he have to say? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What're you happy about that? Not? This was a bit
Speaker 1: of a rough patch. We're okay, it's a little awkward
Speaker 1: right now, Like its just you know, it was a
Speaker 1: bad timing. We've been fighting about how you know, long
Speaker 1: we've been engaged, and yeah, so maybe there's I was
Speaker 1: feeling some things in the back of my mind, like
Speaker 1: I just wanted someone to talk to and you know, Ryan,
Speaker 1: you were there. So I apologize for giving you mixed messages.
Speaker 1: Were you just like testing it, like let me see
Speaker 1: what it feels like to be out with another guy,
Speaker 1: and then you realize you didn't like it? And went
Speaker 1: right back to your engagement. No, I mean I did
Speaker 1: not enjoy it. Yeah, I enjoyed it at the time,
Speaker 1: and I just had a guilty conscience after. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. So if you were engaged, do you
Speaker 1: go out with Ryan again? Yeah? What are you trying
Speaker 1: to do? What you doing? I don't know, Like you're not.
Speaker 1: You're going through a rough patch. You've got a lot
Speaker 1: of thinking to do right now and a lot of
Speaker 1: reevaluating where you're at with your relationship. I don't think
Speaker 1: that has anything to do with Ryan. Yeah, that's your
Speaker 1: own thing. Yeah, I agree. I mean Trinity is your fiance,
Speaker 1: somebody that you live with currently. No, we don't live together.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, where does he live? We don't live
Speaker 1: in the same city. We're doing a little bit of
Speaker 1: a long distance right now. That makes way more sense.
Speaker 1: Why this all happens. When are you guys moving to
Speaker 1: be with each other? Um, it's a good question. So
Speaker 1: I feel to delete your phone number any time soon. Ryan.
Speaker 1: This is a tough situation where it's like you feel
Speaker 1: the connection between these two, but you don't want to
Speaker 1: break up an engagement. Absolutely, they're both okay with it.
Speaker 1: You know, the fiance doesn't have to know what show Alexa.
Speaker 1: I mean, we can't really send you guys out on
Speaker 1: a romantic date, not officially, but we could send you
Speaker 1: out saying yeah, I don't think I'm feeling that well,
Speaker 1: what about this ron? What? What if? Would it be okay?
Speaker 1: If Trinity calls you, if she needs somebody to talk to.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that was okay, but I would say
Speaker 1: if we saw each other in the coffee shop, it
Speaker 1: would be nice. If she said hello, I'd like, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: If there's a spider inside her apartment, is it okay?
Speaker 1: If she calls you, if it's a poisonous spider, I
Speaker 1: will help her. Yes, there, we all right. I'll bring
Speaker 1: the shoe sho Okay, look at you with your good boundaries.
Speaker 1: It's just this one because this literally first date I've
Speaker 1: been on that wasn't on an app in forever, rarely
Speaker 1: that happened. After this, we're just gonna be killing in
Speaker 1: sex everywhere. He goes, hoping to snag a diner broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,