Speaker 1: Second day. The best things in life are worth waiting for.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could say, like Alexis's extremely complicated coffee orders,
Speaker 1: so worth it them twenty minutes to put them together,
Speaker 1: but when they come out amazing. Jose's back hair removal
Speaker 1: strips he ordered from China, Yeah, got delayed again. It's okay,
Speaker 1: they'll be here. It's I can't wait. One of our listeners, Ryan,
Speaker 1: says he's been waiting weeks to finally meet up with
Speaker 1: the girl that he's been talking to online, and he says,
Speaker 1: when it happens, it's gonna be worth it. Wait, when
Speaker 1: it happens, Ryan, Welcome to the show man. Hey, how
Speaker 1: are you? We're good? But like usually when people call it,
Speaker 1: it's because they've already gone on a date with somebody.
Speaker 1: Have you not hung out with this girl yet? I
Speaker 1: mean kind of. It was like a virtual date. Oh okay, spicy,
Speaker 1: that's actually a newer thing. It's been happening. People like
Speaker 1: to go on zoom dates first. It's almost like a practice,
Speaker 1: like exactly, and then you go on the real date.
Speaker 1: So who is the girl that you met with? What's
Speaker 1: her name? I met a girl named Katrina? Total bombshell.
Speaker 1: Absolute ten. People still use that term. Huh, island a
Speaker 1: hot new bombshell. It's like fashion. The words just come
Speaker 1: back and sile fifty years. Okay, she was the Besney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's her deal? The thing is she lives eight blocks
Speaker 1: away from me. She lives right down the street. Did
Speaker 1: she offer that information or did you just find it out? No? No,
Speaker 1: she told me that I was going to pick her
Speaker 1: up for the date. And then so she told me
Speaker 1: you know where she lives or whatever? Oh, and You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's right by me, Like, what are
Speaker 1: the chances it happens? I remember matching with a girl
Speaker 1: once and she literally lived in the alley behind me.
Speaker 1: Alley we share literal the apartment complex behind after type.
Speaker 1: But I'm a little bit confused. Then, if she only
Speaker 1: lives eight blocks away, how has it taken you weeks
Speaker 1: to arrange a meet up? It feels like it should
Speaker 1: have happened by that virtual one. Yeah. I didn't know
Speaker 1: until they were talking on zoom about the distance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I thought like, I'm like, this is great, right.
Speaker 1: So we had this date planned out, and the night
Speaker 1: of the date, she ends up texting me and she's like,
Speaker 1: I am so so sorry. I've been sick. I'm under
Speaker 1: the weather. Oh okay, you believed her? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, like I zoomed her, you know,
Speaker 1: so she she said she wants to see me, so
Speaker 1: she's like, let's do a zoom thing. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so she would cancel completely on she still had the
Speaker 1: interaction how is the zoom date? It was okay. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like my ideal idea for a date, but it
Speaker 1: was I was like, whatever, let's do it. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: she's not feeling great either, so it's like right, right,
Speaker 1: So we have on the video chat and you know,
Speaker 1: she's wearing her sweats or whatever, but she's looking really good,
Speaker 1: you know, still looked super cute. I offered to then
Speaker 1: mo her to pay for dinner so that gentleman girls
Speaker 1: are sick. I was like to offer, Hey, I'll send
Speaker 1: you a you know, soup or some gatorade. This is
Speaker 1: a nice gesture. I thought it was nice. She declined
Speaker 1: that though she said she's got plenty of a food
Speaker 1: at her house, she was just gonna eat what she had.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, that's cool, you know whatever. Still,
Speaker 1: oh for sure, Yeah, points are still on the board.
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, all right, we're able to have
Speaker 1: a connection with her like zoom Yeah, always so awkward
Speaker 1: for Yeah, whenever we do like client zooms or stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean they're they're good, but they're not as good
Speaker 1: as just being able to look at yourself the person
Speaker 1: I know, and they're like, there's always that second of delay.
Speaker 1: Not only is it like a zoom calling, all the
Speaker 1: problems will come with that, but she's sick too. Like
Speaker 1: we're able to make it romantic. Absolutely, Like we were flirting.
Speaker 1: We were both drinking wine. We were laughing. Um, she's
Speaker 1: like a sick girl. Okay, okay, it makes you feel better, right,
Speaker 1: alcohol is supposed to do something, yeah, you know, And
Speaker 1: we lated this little game. It was so so sexy.
Speaker 1: It was like called strip sushi. Oh strip like it
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is yet. She's skinnered, sweatpants,
Speaker 1: drinking white while she has the flu. Well, explain what
Speaker 1: is scrip sushi? I've never heard of that before. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: like I would eat a piece of sushi and then
Speaker 1: she would take off a piece of clothing and then
Speaker 1: like vice versa. You know, I just see you, Like
Speaker 1: sounds like a one sided game, said vice Versa. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just for the first part. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so you just eat how a sushi did you put
Speaker 1: down that night? Ryan? I ate a lot of sushi.
Speaker 1: I have mercury poisoning. So how many layers of clothes
Speaker 1: do you have? On? Good lord? Okay? Did you feel
Speaker 1: the chemistry? There was that absolutely absolutely great chemistry, you know?
Speaker 1: And I was like, when are we going to hang
Speaker 1: out again? I bet you are here. Do you want
Speaker 1: to play strip sushi face to face? So vibe already?
Speaker 1: And what a bold first date? I know you know?
Speaker 1: So how did it end? Yea? So she said this.
Speaker 1: Her words were like, I want to hang out as
Speaker 1: soon as possible. I need to see you. So two
Speaker 1: days later, her account is completely inactive. Oh and maybe
Speaker 1: she's just ready to concentrate on you. She found her
Speaker 1: sushi sold me, I don't need this anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been texting her and trying to pick a day
Speaker 1: to hang out, and if I message her, she just
Speaker 1: changes the subject. But she like said, she wants to
Speaker 1: stay in contact. But like, you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's seeing somebody else, Like I don't know what
Speaker 1: it feels like to me. I'm just having some sort
Speaker 1: of reaction to the sushi. Now she has like a
Speaker 1: boyfriend and already and that's why she couldn't meet in person. Drama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like to have that much fun
Speaker 1: over Zoom, like I need to see this girl, like
Speaker 1: I want to meet up. All right, Okay, well let's
Speaker 1: make that happen for you. We're going to order some
Speaker 1: sushi to the studio, maybe try to play a little
Speaker 1: strip sushi ourselves. Should we just gonna be mostly you
Speaker 1: taking clothes off any room. Well, at least one person
Speaker 1: in this room is going to have fun, and then
Speaker 1: we come back or get to your second date update
Speaker 1: second date. Anytime I played strip sushi with someone, they
Speaker 1: never deactivate their profile. And if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: rubbing it in, I'm just saying they always want to
Speaker 1: do it again. They're just ordering more, they're finding other people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's wrong to think of it my way? But if
Speaker 1: you're just tuning in wondering what is this guy talking about?
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, right, and had a Zoom date
Speaker 1: recently with a lady named Katrina, and unfortunately she wasn't
Speaker 1: feeling well, yeah, that's why. Instead, they chose to meet
Speaker 1: up virtually and they had food wine. By the end
Speaker 1: of the night, someone was getting naggy pretty good, which
Speaker 1: is Jevanese for deal. But it sounds a little bit
Speaker 1: like naughty, and that's pretty much what I can come
Speaker 1: up with when we're talking about sushi here. But the
Speaker 1: weird part is, ever since, she's been kind of avoiding
Speaker 1: him and even deactivated her dating profile, yeah, which is
Speaker 1: a little bit odd. I just think it's odd for
Speaker 1: the getting your you claim you're sick and then you're
Speaker 1: up for playing strips. Also, we assume she deactivated, but
Speaker 1: you can block people on dating apps too, so she
Speaker 1: may still be active. Just really doesn't like her and
Speaker 1: piling on him. I'm just saying there's options, there's other options.
Speaker 1: You guys do bring up some valid points, and I'd
Speaker 1: like some answers, but I just kind of want to
Speaker 1: meet up with her and have fun again more than anything.
Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna trying to do that free, and
Speaker 1: you know what, if it doesn't work out, just send
Speaker 1: me your zoom. You and I could play some together,
Speaker 1: all right, brother, let's just found it, okay, Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call it Katrina. Here we go. What Hello, Hi Katrina. Hey, Um,
Speaker 1: my name is jeff from a radio show called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and uh, we wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to you all right, Um, what are you uncomfortable about?
Speaker 1: I just had visions of her playing the game? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's not do that. Hi Katrina, Hello, Hi, Hey. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever heard of us. We're Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We do a segment called
Speaker 1: a Second Date Update, and we'd like you to be
Speaker 1: a part of it. And that's just me ask because
Speaker 1: you're already on it. Yeah you have to. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: but it's good. It means that somebody really likes you
Speaker 1: and wants to see you again. That's really nice. But
Speaker 1: um my answer is no, no, thank you. Halfway through
Speaker 1: it already, aren't you curious? Curiosity would kill me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what if we put a California roll down on the table?
Speaker 1: Excuse me imitation. We heard from one of our listeners
Speaker 1: named Ryan that the two of you had a really
Speaker 1: fun zoom date the other night. Oh yes, oh yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's sarcastic. I mean he told us that you turned
Speaker 1: a zoom date into like a really fun Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: saucy night, which is I mean, I think soy saucy night.
Speaker 1: Yeah amazing. Yeah. Did you have fun? Well, not as
Speaker 1: much fun as you guys sound like you're having right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, but we're just trying to help
Speaker 1: out Ryan because he is really confused because after that night,
Speaker 1: he's having a really hard time getting the two of
Speaker 1: you to meet up in person, and he even said
Speaker 1: that your dating profile was deactivated. Yeah. So the thing is, um,
Speaker 1: Ryan is like really cute and I really like him. Um,
Speaker 1: there's just something that I kind of left out. Uh okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't live where he thinks I live. To him,
Speaker 1: please don't tell me you live with a man. You well,
Speaker 1: she would be in a relationship. Are you living with someone?
Speaker 1: Is that why? No? I do live by myself. I
Speaker 1: live in Europe. Oh oh, oh my god. He just
Speaker 1: recently moved in the last week. So so I make
Speaker 1: different accounts and they all have the same information on them,
Speaker 1: but I put them in different locations so I can
Speaker 1: meet people all around the world. Because if it's true love,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to go anywhere. Oh that's pretty romance. How
Speaker 1: are you going to find true love if you're lying
Speaker 1: to people? And yeah, why don't you have an international
Speaker 1: food That's why she's still good at zoo dates still
Speaker 1: all the time? Right, so I have international call forwarding?
Speaker 1: So oh really? Yeah? I mean this could be good.
Speaker 1: What city are you in good place to visit? Why?
Speaker 1: Why are you hiding this from Ryan? Why can't Ryan
Speaker 1: know that you live in Europe? I didn't want him
Speaker 1: to like, not be interested because I didn't live near him.
Speaker 1: Oh immediately, Yeah, it was more than an hour away,
Speaker 1: never mind, and I do long distance out of the get.
Speaker 1: Guy said that you told him you were sick. I
Speaker 1: knew a woman wouldn't play stress gee if she was ill,
Speaker 1: it just wasn't gonna. I did feel a little sick
Speaker 1: after the game, if that counts for anything. Nauseous from
Speaker 1: the wine. Yeah, okay. I don't know how Ryan is
Speaker 1: going to feel about hearing that information. It's a yeah,
Speaker 1: and it has already dropped because Ryan is on the
Speaker 1: other line right now. Katrina, Oh um, okay, okay, yeah Ryan?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey Ryan? Um, you you're in Europe? I
Speaker 1: am currently in Europe, yes, but I didn't tell you
Speaker 1: because I liked you and I didn't want me not
Speaker 1: being where you were to inhibit us getting to know
Speaker 1: one another. She sounds nervous. Now, Ryan, are you down
Speaker 1: with European girls? Okay? So, like, is it like a
Speaker 1: passport thing or is it like about money? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: it's definitely not about the money, citizen. Yeah, Like if
Speaker 1: you want or if you wanted to have a date,
Speaker 1: that would be a really really expensive date. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if you wanted to have like an in person date,
Speaker 1: you would just have to like wire me some funds
Speaker 1: for like a plane ticket and like a hotel. I
Speaker 1: haven't wired since I got a fake idea. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Like, what's your plan? Then? Your plan is
Speaker 1: to meet a guy and then hope that the guy
Speaker 1: pays for you to go to him. It is traditional
Speaker 1: for a man to pay for the first date, is right?
Speaker 1: Think at least go Dutch Europeans European way, is that
Speaker 1: something you're willing to do? Ryan? Would you be willing
Speaker 1: to pay for a plane ticket? I mean, like, I'm
Speaker 1: open to talking her with her about it. WHOA not
Speaker 1: completely closed off to this idea? WHOA strip sushi? The
Speaker 1: way to a man's heart. You know, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be truthful and admit that I'm I'm bummed out that
Speaker 1: you're not eight blocks away from me like I was.
Speaker 1: I thought that was kind of cool. She's like eighteen,
Speaker 1: why should say something? So? Wait, you're not mad at
Speaker 1: her though for lying? Well, I mean I get what
Speaker 1: she's saying about, like wanting to find true love and
Speaker 1: stuff like you know, I feel similar to lead to that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so well, let's try and make this happen for you.
Speaker 1: It's really cute. You want to pay for the flight?
Speaker 1: What's your credit cards? Him? I mean could are are
Speaker 1: you cool with this? Are you cool with Ryan Payne? For? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He would just have to give me the money so
Speaker 1: I could buy my own ticket. Oh. I'm just really
Speaker 1: particular about like the airlines and where I sit. I've
Speaker 1: just had really bad AKAKA first class baby, I want
Speaker 1: that bad I think, AKA, are you falling for it? God?
Speaker 1: Women just take their clothes off and men just yeah
Speaker 1: this thing. I would have fallen for this in a heartbeat, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get it. I know that was her on zoom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here's ten thousand dollars, No problem, I could
Speaker 1: buy her the ticket, she says. She says that she
Speaker 1: doesn't want you to buy the ticket. She wants the
Speaker 1: money to buy the ticket herself. She wants the airline Miles. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've just never done this before. It like
Speaker 1: kind of new to me. Okay, So when when can
Speaker 1: we get this set up? Are we going to do
Speaker 1: this in the next we follow up doing it in
Speaker 1: the next month. Yeah, we could do it today today.
Speaker 1: I bet the earlier you order the plane tickets, the
Speaker 1: cheaper they are, dys are actually the best days. All right, Ryan,
Speaker 1: We'll let you two talk so you can give her
Speaker 1: all of your financial information. Okay, Hey, Brian, let's talk
Speaker 1: without everyone else around so we could get all the
Speaker 1: details squared away. Privacy is very important. No, they're just
Speaker 1: going to be playing some stript sushi. You guys are
Speaker 1: really doing. Congratulations you two, Thank you guys. Good luck.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're going to be reading about you in
Speaker 1: the newspaper. What is that, like, famous international love story
Speaker 1: on Instagram? Possibly he lost his kidney in Russia and
Speaker 1: here's a story Jeffrey in the morning. Our text board
Speaker 1: is blowing up right now with people trying to warn
Speaker 1: Ryan saying, dude, if she wants money wired to her
Speaker 1: right now, it's definitely a scam. You two did not
Speaker 1: help him. I still are not sure. Okay, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you believe Jose said, Oh, she wants
Speaker 1: first class, sense Brooks. Some of us like to fly
Speaker 1: in the high life, but it's a long flight. You
Speaker 1: want to be comfortable. If they're going to be on
Speaker 1: the plane. They have those beds there. There is no
Speaker 1: plane unless we get it paid for. I don't even
Speaker 1: believe she lives in Europe. The totally Oh, I get
Speaker 1: my calls forwarded. No, you don't. We got a text
Speaker 1: and that says I think I know her. She's an American,
Speaker 1: I've matched with her her real name. I probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. I want other people to fall for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any European girls listening, Papa Bear will fly you first
Speaker 1: classic coming. I'm not doing a catfish count trick, Jose.
Speaker 1: You show Yeah if you want to catfish Jose possibly
Speaker 1: and score some money, some free vacation somewhere. You're so sweet.
Speaker 1: Reach out to Brooke and Jeffrey dot com. We can
Speaker 1: make your second date update happen. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.