Speaker 1: You good.
Speaker 2: Some boys watch sports song, boys play sportslot.
Speaker 3: These two don't play.
Speaker 2: These two boys will save their pennies two by special
Speaker 2: Kya because they are listing in a Cereal boat reviewing cereals.
Speaker 2: Is there goal Scott and Andrew living in a Cereal boat,
Speaker 2: critiking some new ones and some oak. Yeah, in a
Speaker 2: Cerreal serial serial Cereal serre.
Speaker 1: In a Cereal Scott to start the podcast, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to stop it.
Speaker 1: That's to stop by you.
Speaker 4: That it's just gonna stop.
Speaker 1: We're limited on time with our guests and you're ruining it.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, I stopped it. Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 4: This is episode twenty two. Excited to be here with
Speaker 4: special guest star Danielle Monaro. In just a second, I
Speaker 4: just need to explain to you how we do it.
Speaker 4: I'm Scotty B.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew, and I'm Danielle.
Speaker 4: Yes, and this is Serial Killers with us C. It's
Speaker 4: the podcast about Cereal. Oh and Gandhi's about to walk.
Speaker 3: In Serial Killers.
Speaker 4: That's okay, Well, you don't want to be here. This
Speaker 4: is a healthy episode. Yeah right, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to be here either for this episode.
Speaker 4: So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna review generally.
Speaker 4: What we do is we do one classic cereal and
Speaker 4: one brand new cereal. Okay, and we rate them with
Speaker 4: bowls and spoons. Okay, so the rating scale goes from
Speaker 4: one spoon all we up to five bowls. A spoon
Speaker 4: is a half a ball, so if you like something
Speaker 4: a little bit, it'd be about two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 4: Something like that. You'll see as we go along.
Speaker 1: Okay, it makes more sense.
Speaker 4: We're pretty out of our minds, all right. So we
Speaker 4: promised a healthy episode, so this is gonna be a
Speaker 4: sort of healthy episode.
Speaker 3: Why do I have to be part of the healthy episode?
Speaker 3: I like the crap too, you know.
Speaker 4: Don't worry. We may have some crap for you.
Speaker 1: He always has an unhealthy like option, so don't worry.
Speaker 4: Okay. So I went shopping yesterday and here's the one
Speaker 4: that I want to start with. Let me just play
Speaker 4: you the commercial.
Speaker 5: Oh here we go, morning, ladies, like to see how
Speaker 5: your cereals stack up? The total lovely idea. To get
Speaker 5: the vitamins in one bowl of total it takes almost
Speaker 5: three bowls of special.
Speaker 4: Kg pat the old brand Glorian.
Speaker 5: Takes four bowls of that.
Speaker 3: That's why I like shredded wheats, and.
Speaker 5: You'll have to eat twelve bowls.
Speaker 4: You better loosen your girdle, Margaret.
Speaker 5: Total has of nine vitamins in iron and is rich
Speaker 5: in calcium.
Speaker 4: I've always preferred Total.
Speaker 5: Mind is Total a stack of nutrition in just one bowl.
Speaker 4: Remember this, I remember this.
Speaker 1: That makes two people that know and I have no clue.
Speaker 4: So that's like, that's a commercial from the eighties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's old.
Speaker 4: Andrew's like two.
Speaker 1: I wasn't born. When were you born, Andrew nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're so young.
Speaker 4: So there used to be a commercial, a whole series
Speaker 4: of commerce shoals like Total was supposed to be this
Speaker 4: healthy cereal and it didn't. You know, other cereals didn't
Speaker 4: stack up to it, so you'd have to eat ten
Speaker 4: balls of all brand in order to get one bowl
Speaker 4: of Total. So yeah, but those commercials are not around anymore,
Speaker 4: and Totals just gross. It's basically just raisin bran without raisins.
Speaker 3: It's not good.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you know what, I don't may have
Speaker 4: never had Total ever in my life.
Speaker 1: I actually think raisin bran without the raisins would be delicious.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what this smells like.
Speaker 1: Ill it kind of smells like the cardboard pizza box.
Speaker 3: Oh, it does, whole brain total. This is what you
Speaker 3: had me in here for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it just it smells like raisin bran with
Speaker 4: no raisins. So it's just boring old flakes. Normally, we
Speaker 4: do like really sweet cereals with marshmallows and all kinds
Speaker 4: of great stuff marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Okay, well have the marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Can't they do total with marshmallows?
Speaker 4: Okay, So here are your spoons and here are your cups.
Speaker 4: We have one percent milk today?
Speaker 3: Okay, wonderful. Did we have two percent yesterday?
Speaker 4: So in the beginning we would use skim milk because
Speaker 4: you know, we always thought that was the healthiest. But
Speaker 4: apparently there's a lot more sugar and skim milk to
Speaker 4: make up for not in it. Yeah, so we use
Speaker 4: one percent.
Speaker 1: He makes up facts as he goes along.
Speaker 4: No, this is actually true. But you know me, I
Speaker 4: love sugar, so I should be using skim milk. Anyway,
Speaker 4: So here's your here's your total. Let's say your whole
Speaker 4: grain total from General Mills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, getting ready.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no taste that cardboard.
Speaker 4: I actually don't mind this, but Gloria and Gertrude like it.
Speaker 3: Why would you eat this like? I would rather use
Speaker 3: something else, like, I don't like this, it's bad.
Speaker 1: I really like the flavor.
Speaker 3: Flavor, no flavor.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of something. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: This with chocolate marshmallows would be a five bowler.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, this is not even
Speaker 1: a spoon.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's that low. Look at you.
Speaker 3: Maybe a spoon and just a spoon, just a spoon.
Speaker 4: That's like a half a star. So I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying this mine. Okay, this is a relief
Speaker 1: after eating s'mores or sugar smar.
Speaker 4: Don't say that. You just ruined everything. We've never had smores.
Speaker 4: Say something else, Andrew, Well.
Speaker 7: You've now made things awkward, so let's continue. No, I
Speaker 7: was going to cut that part out, Andrew, no post production. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 7: I don't have those oreos, So I'm going to give it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give it two balls. It's not terrible,
Speaker 4: but I wouldn't buy.
Speaker 1: It three bowls in a spoon. I like that.
Speaker 3: I eat that, I'll give it a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 4: Okay, a ball in a yeah, okay, all right, so
Speaker 4: hold on this box. I had a hard time getting
Speaker 4: it off the shelf because it was really heavy. So
Speaker 4: let me go on, somebody, let me go to my
Speaker 4: cereal sack.
Speaker 3: Hold on a brand.
Speaker 1: That's what we when Scotty goes down in.
Speaker 4: His all right, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm not even eating that. I am not even truck.
Speaker 4: This is all Brand from Gullogs. Andrew said that. Andrew
Speaker 4: said that we eat all crap, so I have to
Speaker 4: do a healthy episode. I don't want to do a
Speaker 4: healthy episode kills someone with this box, You are right,
Speaker 4: wait till we get grape nuts. That's twice as heavy.
Speaker 1: I have never had All Brand before.
Speaker 3: This is like Grandma Cereal, so I can put better.
Speaker 4: You know, what's actually good is crackling oat brand is good.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit are the circle square squares. But
Speaker 4: let's just bang through this because I.
Speaker 3: Don't think I've ever tasted this in my life.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have anything. Basically, you just kind
Speaker 4: of had the flake version of it.
Speaker 1: So the box makes all Brand look like it's like
Speaker 1: a hash brown. But like the Christy top.
Speaker 4: You could wait, you could choke on these, There's no doubt.
Speaker 4: Look at them. They look like animal feed.
Speaker 1: I don't like the smell.
Speaker 3: I think this is what you feed your cat.
Speaker 4: Right, But here, here's the here's the strange thing. Cookie
Speaker 4: crisp tricks, Lucky Charms. Second ingredient sugar, All Brand, second
Speaker 4: ingredient sugar. I don't understand. So it's not I mean,
Speaker 4: it's just got a bunch more healthy crap in it,
Speaker 4: but there's still sugar. Is a second ingredient?
Speaker 3: Is the second ingredient in total? Is it sugar?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 3: Because I don't taste it?
Speaker 4: Right? They say, yeah, here it is whole grain wheat
Speaker 4: sugar and then corn syrup. I don't understand it. They
Speaker 4: say that like the like if the sugar is like
Speaker 4: the third or fourth ingredient down, then it's better for you.
Speaker 4: And I haven't been able to find one of those yet,
Speaker 4: so I.
Speaker 1: Don't like it. Even sounds like cat food being put
Speaker 1: in the cup.
Speaker 4: It's bird nest.
Speaker 3: It sounds like the crunchies I give my cat, Diggy
Speaker 3: and Fred.
Speaker 4: All right, get ready for All Brand?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, this is exciting.
Speaker 4: You're happy to come to this came on a great day, Danielle.
Speaker 3: I use the same spoon spoons.
Speaker 4: It's not I don't even know where it is is.
Speaker 4: It sinks to the bottom. It's so heavy. Ready, okay, cheers,
Speaker 4: go through it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's sucking my throat.
Speaker 4: Oh I just spit everywhere. There's all brandon my keyboards.
Speaker 3: You can't even show one.
Speaker 4: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: It tastes like buttered toast, but in shredded form, but.
Speaker 3: Would be good right now?
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, what's next? That's just terrible. Well that's it.
Speaker 4: There's two boxes I give this. Oh yeah, we gotta
Speaker 4: rate it. We have to rate it a spoon.
Speaker 3: Not even a spoon. This is not even a negative spoon.
Speaker 4: Are you allowed to give it nothing? We've done nothing, right,
Speaker 4: I don't think so. Yeah, I think you could do nothing.
Speaker 3: If you want, I can give it nothing.
Speaker 4: That is so.
Speaker 3: I'm going over there getting those oreos.
Speaker 4: You know. But I think maybe you could like snack
Speaker 4: out of the box.
Speaker 3: No, not no, this is like horse pellets.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna say one bowl horse.
Speaker 1: Hold on Serial Killers listener request, all right, wait before
Speaker 1: he continues, what we don't actually get listeners.
Speaker 4: Yes we do, we absolutely have you seen have you
Speaker 4: seen our Twitter feed?
Speaker 3: We do the listeners.
Speaker 4: Well, the listener request on this one is from Daniel Minaro.
Speaker 4: She's at Daniel Manarow on Twitter and she requested this.
Speaker 3: What I regrett?
Speaker 4: Fuck? Yes, honeymade's more cereal from posts.
Speaker 3: Okay, put that in a cup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's turn this crap episode upside down and
Speaker 4: add some sugar and marshmallows. Oh, hold on, I have
Speaker 4: to do the Scotti shake first. You know, the Scotti shake.
Speaker 3: Is Scotty shake.
Speaker 4: I have to evenly distribute the marshmallows very good throughout
Speaker 4: the box.
Speaker 1: It doesn't actually work, Yes it does. Yeah, I still
Speaker 1: have the taste of the all brain.
Speaker 4: I have brand chunks stuck in the back of my throat.
Speaker 3: We don't have something like Sherbert to cleans our paladin.
Speaker 4: I told you lemon storbet is what we need in.
Speaker 1: Here, to be honest. Remember when I said my chest
Speaker 1: hurt like after eating the uh kick it out? Was
Speaker 1: it the frosted miniweets with the raspberry?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Same thing, right, Yeah, I think I'm allergic to whatever
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 6: I feel like it's cut my throat like I swallow,
Speaker 6: but it didn't all go down.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is nasty, is all right? Well sorry Kellogg's,
Speaker 4: you know, yeah, all right, so when you're.
Speaker 1: Old, you just lose all taste and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this will do.
Speaker 3: But even when you have dentures, I don't think you
Speaker 3: can chew this. No, it's very thick.
Speaker 4: All right, we're off of that. Here's what the smores
Speaker 4: looks like to me. To me, this smores looks like
Speaker 4: golden Grams with cocoa puffs and some and marshmallows. That's
Speaker 4: pretty much what it looks like. I'm ready. There was you, Danielle.
Speaker 4: You probably remember back in the eighties when we were kids. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there was a Smore cereal. It was in a teal
Speaker 4: colored box and it was called s'mores and it was delicious.
Speaker 4: I want to say Kellogg's made it, but I'm not
Speaker 4: quite one hundred percent sure. And then there was another
Speaker 4: one if you remember General Mills product called Rocky Road.
Speaker 4: Oh I do remember that, and there were these kind
Speaker 4: of mar cereal chunks with chocolate covered marshmallows. That was
Speaker 4: my It was like candy for breakfast. It was literally
Speaker 4: candy for breakfast they got rid of it. Yeah, all right, so,
Speaker 4: oh my god, my nose is running.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's from the brickish.
Speaker 4: Explicit. There we go. We have to put the on it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: did you have it? All right? So here you go. There'sores.
Speaker 4: I feel like even my you gotta keet that brand
Speaker 4: off of there. All right, you're ready? Hold on? Here
Speaker 4: we go, one, two, three?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh this is amazing.
Speaker 4: I got a whole moon of marshmallows and I don't care.
Speaker 1: Really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 3: Oh this is really good. But what's so good about it?
Speaker 5: Too?
Speaker 6: Like the little cinnamon things mixed with the just the chocolate,
Speaker 6: a little crunchy marshmallow.
Speaker 3: It's a good texture.
Speaker 4: I love it feeling.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect combination of everything. I would agree to
Speaker 1: that and this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wonderful. I don't think we've ever done a
Speaker 4: second cup, have we. There you go.
Speaker 3: I love that you just threw it all over Andrew.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care about me on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I have been waiting all day because I knew this
Speaker 4: was coming.
Speaker 1: Honestly, like, I've never had the cereal before. It may
Speaker 1: be one of my new favorite.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I would buy this in the store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same, but.
Speaker 4: Wait till it's on sale.
Speaker 3: What is the least amount you've ever paid for a
Speaker 3: box of cereal?
Speaker 4: Twenty five per cent for ceerios twenty five cents?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what's the emotion'll ever pay?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I told this story a couple of weeks ago when
Speaker 4: we did the peanut butter Explosion episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, awful cereals, Not true.
Speaker 4: I really needed Nutter Butter because that's one of the
Speaker 4: most pure peanut butter cereals there is. And it was
Speaker 4: four ninety nine for the box, straight up full price,
Speaker 4: no coupon. Everything I was It was like foaming at
Speaker 4: the mouth when I was at the register. It was
Speaker 4: just terrible. But I had to do it for the
Speaker 4: sake of the show.
Speaker 1: Oh he's committed.
Speaker 3: So what do you give this?
Speaker 1: I give this four bowls?
Speaker 3: What's the most I can give it?
Speaker 4: Five?
Speaker 3: I'm giving it five balls.
Speaker 4: Very good, This is good. First time the first cereal
Speaker 4: gets a spoon and this one gets five balls. Look
Speaker 4: at it. I'm gonna go four bowls and a spoon
Speaker 4: once Moores. I do really like it. However, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I don't love love the gram pieces like, I'm not
Speaker 4: a huge fan of golden grams. I do. I mean it,
Speaker 4: Stop looking at me like that.
Speaker 1: Good, They're delicious, understand I get.
Speaker 4: It, but again, you have to be in the mood
Speaker 4: for that gram flavor, and it's good. But I'm not
Speaker 4: roasting this over a fireplace. So it's not like a s'mooresmore,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Well, what you wouldn't put a smore smore in a
Speaker 3: cereal in Milkah?
Speaker 1: Do you want it to come with a lighter?
Speaker 4: Yes, you make your own sort cereal. I will finish
Speaker 4: the cup and I will give it four and a
Speaker 4: half boths for both. No, I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 1: I think, did you finish the All Brand two?
Speaker 4: I ate more than you did.
Speaker 1: That's what he does this. He's like, I didn't like it,
Speaker 1: but then eat the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a waste of crappy food.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I'm gonna put the rest in my bird
Speaker 4: feeder when I get home. Seriously. Yeah, all right, well
Speaker 4: let's end with this.
Speaker 2: I guess what's gonna be?
Speaker 3: Will tell you what's sire?
Speaker 1: Jel been like?
Speaker 4: All that was for Danielle because she never heard that.
Speaker 4: But look at that daniel Wow, so hey, thank you
Speaker 4: for listening. It's Serial Killers. This was episode twenty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some crazy right there?
Speaker 3: Did I listen to this?
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Speaker 3: There is by the cereal.
Speaker 4: There is mushy regurgitated all brand all over the studio.
Speaker 4: It is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: How did you enjoy your time on our podcast?
Speaker 3: I had a great time.
Speaker 4: I helpe.
Speaker 3: I'll be invited back, of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So follow me Ze Scottie B, follow Andrew Andrew
Speaker 4: Pug and follow Danielle at Danielle Monaro and until next time. Oh, Danielle,
Speaker 4: you don't know what we do at the end, Dan,
Speaker 4: you have to say we say crunch all together. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 3: It's real cheese at radio. Daniel Manarrow on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry you have you had all different handles
Speaker 4: with somebody has okay, okay, all right, Well until next time,
Speaker 4: thanks for listening and crunch.
Speaker 1: It's the cheesiest thing.
Speaker 3: I love it.