1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: Boom boom. If you thought four hours a day dred 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: of hot Takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. That it does, 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: and I hope you're doing well. We are back at 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: it again the latest chapters of the Apocolyps, The Fifth 10 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller and David Guston. Unfortunately, because four 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: hours or not enough, eight days a week, we are 12 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: here for you, as we are in that air everywhere 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: you can hear us, says obviously, wherever you found the 14 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 1: podcast the I Heart Podcast Network, and we're available wherever 15 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: you choose to get your podcast, then we welcome in. 16 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 1: I mentioned his name there and here he is right now. 17 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: Make way for David get Ska known as Gagon in 18 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: the building. You know scrong yea like some can sound effects. 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: It's a little bit of liberty to a tense conversation. 20 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: I was I was thinking about you that night after 21 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: a tweet you sent out, Oh what did I send out? 22 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: It was very careful. It was something around since city 23 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: and I had this. I had this thought in my mind, 24 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:28,559 Speaker 1: and it was that it was that sound right there, 25 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: like the side of it. If you can recognize that 26 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: salad that is obviously from your infamous to some and 27 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: famous to most Betty versus the penny bent and was 28 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: since City in Vegas opening up, I just I would 29 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: love for sports to come back right now in the 30 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: worst kind of way. You know, it's it's wild. I 31 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: would like to play the speculation game. And there's no 32 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: need for us, people like us to go to Vegas 33 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: because we were getting were sports gamblers and you're playing 34 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: the tables a lot. I'm mostly a sports gambler. And uh, 35 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: the casinos, even though they're open, you know, some of 36 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: the people were complaining and bitching that. You know, you 37 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: go were masks and they got plexiglass everywhere. There's no buffets. 38 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: There's like weird h sinks that they put instead of 39 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: slot machines. They put like sinks of people can wash 40 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: their hands. It's like, you wonder what army of lawyers 41 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: went through there and said, all right, here it's a 42 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: limitar liability. You put a washing, you put a sink 43 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: over here, and then down there you put some hand 44 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: sanitizer and I mean, just done endless. But it was nice. 45 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: I mean that's see, that's a sign. It's a very 46 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: small sign, but you look for small victories that things 47 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: are starting to come back in the great news is 48 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: you know, we we had many conversations people are very 49 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: upset with US gascon on this podcast because we had 50 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: two doctors on about the coronavirus, one of them Dr 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: G who was a fan of the podcast, and not 52 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: that he downplayed it, but he said it was embellished 53 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: by the media. I think I don't know if he's 54 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:11,919 Speaker 1: exactly that word were paraphrasing and and people got very upset. 55 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 1: Some people got very upset. They were triggered. How dare you? 56 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: You're talking with conservative talking points, But it seems like 57 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: everyone's in agreement now because there's protesting everywhere. There's millions 58 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: of people out on the streets of America. So that 59 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: would lead me to believe that they think we're right, 60 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: that this is no big deal, and they're they're fine 61 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: going out and hanging out wearing a mask and not 62 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: social distancing and it's all good. Yeah, I mean, correct 63 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, But I don't think Dr G 64 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: would have come to us with a fake name had 65 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: he not been worried about any kind of personal or 66 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: professional ramifications. Yeah. See, I think that would be fair 67 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: to say anything that that he would be concerned about 68 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: someone tracking him down and uh que questioning his integrity, 69 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: the Hippocratic oath or whatever. I don't know. I don't 70 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: have he violated any of that, but that it Yeah, 71 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: that is typical of the times that we're in right now. Yeah, yes, 72 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: you've you've looked at the uptick of possible gambling. And 73 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: I was exchanging some some pleasant trees online through the 74 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: through the power of the blue birden Twitter with with 75 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: a couple of fans of your show. Um, we were 76 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: talking about away from my people there, Well, we're talking 77 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: about the different gambling aspect. One that's uh the stock 78 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: market so um that is legalized gambling in every state 79 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: across the country with very few regulations. And I don't 80 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: think there's an age liment. There's no ageent event on 81 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: buying stock is there? You have to be of a 82 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: certain ad. I don't think there is no. Well, I 83 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: can imagine with with bank accounts you're gonna have well, yeah, 84 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: but if you're have a bank account, some people get 85 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 1: bank accounts pretty young. Absolutely, um, but yeah, we're talking 86 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: about that and the way the market is right now, 87 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,599 Speaker 1: there's been a steady, slow but steady uptick in in 88 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: certain portfolios and certain stocks, like you're looking at Google 89 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: and Facebook and now I'm was on like the the 90 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:05,359 Speaker 1: Power of five Bowing is one of them. So there's 91 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: there's been a nice, steady increase. Is this your way 92 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,479 Speaker 1: of patting yourself on the back and saying that you invested. 93 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: I remember you were investing in the stock market when 94 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: it was going doing the limbo and seeing how low 95 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: it could go, and you at that time thought that 96 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: that would be something to invest. Well, you have a retirement. 97 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: I have a retirement. The masses that listen to your 98 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 1: show and podcasts have retirements. I don't really have a retirement, 99 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: to be well, I don't. I mean I work in 100 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: I don't you know, we don't have any retirement plan 101 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: at work and uh no not really. It's not like 102 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: a pension plan. But yeah, not a pension Like I 103 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,919 Speaker 1: have a couple of guys I used to work with 104 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 1: in radio and they had other jobs and they have 105 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: pensions and uh. In fact, I talked to a friend 106 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: of mine the other day, Well, I've known for years 107 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 1: and you were talking about things, and he's really upset 108 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: with his job and he's still working and he's like, 109 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna quit and I got three pensions. I'll 110 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: just live off that. And I'm like, really you can 111 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: do that. I what's that? Like? How does that work? 112 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: And he's like walking me through the steps, and I'm like, 113 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,479 Speaker 1: what that's like? Because I don't think I'll ever be 114 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: able to experience that. So let me know what that 115 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 1: that's that deal is. I feel I feel a little 116 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: on edge because it seems like from the inception of 117 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: this podcast to where we're at now, everything that we've 118 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: kind of like questioned or talked about or like inquired 119 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: about has almost come to fruition. Hey, Benny, have you 120 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: ever had a major surgery? Bang, you're going to the 121 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: hospital and you know, so on and so forth. But 122 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: you've also had fans that have emailed you and said, Hey, 123 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,160 Speaker 1: if you weren't working in sports talk radio, what would 124 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: you be doing? And I think about him like fun, 125 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: I've had no sports. There's an idea that the NBA 126 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,679 Speaker 1: is coming back in the NHL, but Major League Baseball 127 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: still kicking the can down the road. But yeah, man, 128 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: like yeah, And even when they come back, we're looking 129 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: at made to late July, which is still almost two 130 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: months away. When you know we're in early June here 131 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: and so you're still two months away. That's what we're 132 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: we're looking at, just more extended time without Games of Note. 133 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: We will not have Games of Mode for some time. Unfortunately. 134 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 1: Eddie's disappointed about that. This has not been a good 135 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: fun week for any of us. Uh in you know, life, 136 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: having to you know, go through the emotions and all 137 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: the the things that are going on in the world. 138 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: But coming up on the podcast now, I think we 139 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: should start with that. Be sure to catch live editions 140 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern 141 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: eleven pm paciffect on Fox Sports Radio and the I 142 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: Heart Radio. A high wire act without a net, the 143 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: verbal gymnastics of our jobs. And then we also have 144 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: the nine knife Fight. Get to that knife fight, and 145 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 1: we have Florida. Man, is there anything else we could do? 146 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: And I have a confession for you, I don't know 147 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: you have a confessional. I used to do that bit confessional, 148 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 1: did you really? Yeah? And then I had much like well, 149 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 1: Bob Garrat was not my producer at that time, but 150 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: Bob Garret who ruined which lap will Dannika Patrick reckon 151 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: because he was convinced that she was gonna die in 152 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: a race? And then we would be blamed for it 153 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,239 Speaker 1: because we picked the lap that she was going to crash, 154 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: and so we had to cancel that bit um. But 155 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: I used to do a confessional. And the way the 156 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: bit worked is that listeners would call up and say, 157 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 1: you know so, and so this is years ago. I 158 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 1: mean this is long long early days of Fox Sports 159 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: Radio on the weekend, like in the middle of the 160 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: night on the weekend, like Sunday morning, and be like, 161 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: all right, what do you want to confess to? What 162 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: do you want to confess? Of course, and people would 163 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: confess to you know, stealing extra food or you know, 164 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 1: sleeping with the secretary of things like that. But then 165 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: somebody's like, oh, what if they called up and say 166 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: they confessed the murder. I always got to ruin it, 167 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: you know, you always got to ruin any fucking thing 168 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 1: I come up with, you gotta ruin it. And then 169 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: the other thing I used to do is the apology line. 170 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 1: I would do the apology line where I'd have people 171 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 1: call up and and complain about their jobs or you know, 172 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: their wives, or they don't have any money or the government, 173 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 1: and then I would apologize, say with my fault. And 174 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: I was thinking about bringing that bit back, but I 175 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's uh, everyone's triggered by everything 176 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,280 Speaker 1: these days. Yeah, don't I can do that. They'd be 177 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: agitated by It's crazy. And that makes me think, with 178 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,680 Speaker 1: the way that we're the way that life is right now. 179 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 1: And we know what Drew Brees walking back his statements 180 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: earlier in the week, what happens if someone says, Ben, 181 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: you need to cut NFL book them. Oh yeah, well 182 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 1: we've already done it for this year, so we won't 183 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: be doing it again until next year. But yeah, people 184 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: were were busting coops balls on that too. How could 185 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:57,199 Speaker 1: you you'll be part of that? But let people are 186 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: maddened about everything. And you know it's that old phrase 187 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 1: we use several years ago. I use that everyone's offended 188 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: by everything these days, and you know, I really believe 189 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: the mantra. Though just because somebody says they are offended 190 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 1: by something does not by itself qualify something as offensive. 191 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So if that's the case, 192 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: then you know I find you offensive? You know what 193 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: I mean? You want to play that game? Um? And 194 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: the other thing is that the problem I have with 195 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: the always offended mob is this, if you're offended by everything, 196 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: then it cheapens what really needs to be offensive, you 197 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: know what I mean, like like the real stuff that 198 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: needs to be offensive. If you're offended by someone who 199 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:48,719 Speaker 1: doesn't like standing for the national anthem or a broadcaster 200 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:53,559 Speaker 1: who doesn't say the right phrase for the Sacramento Kings, 201 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: what ends up happening is it's it's a case where 202 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,079 Speaker 1: that stuff in the big picture in significant and you 203 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,679 Speaker 1: lose the message in the method. Do you know what 204 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm saying? Just then am I wrong on I don't 205 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,439 Speaker 1: think I'm wrong on that. I think that's the It's 206 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: it's kind of like the way some people accuse you 207 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 1: of certain things. Everyone is guilty of this, that and 208 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,200 Speaker 1: the other thing, and uh, and if you do it 209 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: for everyone, there are people who do terrible things and 210 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: are bad actors and need to be called to the carpet. 211 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 1: But it seems like now the way this works is 212 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: it's just everybody is yeah, just it's unload on all 213 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: of the people out there. So it's it's pretty crazy, 214 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 1: but it's it's been why I've been texting my radio 215 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 1: friends around the country that I've met over the years. 216 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: Some of them I haven't even met. We're just text friends. 217 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,439 Speaker 1: And we were all like, wow, this is we all 218 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: need to drink. We need a hard like whiskey, scotch, bourbon. 219 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 1: You know, it's been just that kind of a a week. 220 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 1: Give us some tornadoes juice here. We all want to 221 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,040 Speaker 1: be high, baked and wasted after what's been going on 222 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: on here with these uh having to to to juggle. 223 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 1: It's like you you, it's an odd situation because the 224 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,640 Speaker 1: word police are always out to get you. And it's 225 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: an awkward situation here because when you're paid to make 226 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 1: your your living talking and talking about issues, and I 227 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: guess the easy way would be not to even bring 228 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: these things up and just and there are some sports 229 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 1: radio guys that don't even talk about these things. But 230 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: I mean that's not how I how I've chosen to 231 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: do it. Well, yeah, because you run a show though 232 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,319 Speaker 1: that's different, like you run an actual like entertainment show. 233 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: We're like, if we took you and Coope and Roberto 234 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:46,160 Speaker 1: or you know, and Eddie, previous board ops or previous 235 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,960 Speaker 1: producers or anchors, like you could take that show and 236 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 1: put it into any kind of radio platform like a 237 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: like a morning zoo show or midday show for any 238 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: kind of atmosphere. It would be applicable, Like you can 239 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: convert your sports to to news talk, to pop talk 240 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: to entertainment talk, like those things are kind of are 241 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 1: always evolving and it's all I think circular. Whereas yeah, yeah, yeah, 242 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: I mean I would say, yeah, there's some sports radio 243 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: guys that are just the meat and potatoes xs and 244 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: ohs and that's it. And this is not as many 245 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,439 Speaker 1: of those guys left. They're a dying breed, the Francessa 246 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: type and Mike Francessa type that just do a B 247 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 1: and C one, two and three. You get the Yankees. 248 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: Here's the Yankees lineup. And I I used to love 249 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: when I worked in Connecticut briefly and I'd fly back 250 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 1: to UH to do the show, the TV stuff and 251 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: and then I flew into like JFK and I had 252 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 1: to drive up to Stanford, Connecticut, and they had a 253 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: car there, but they'd have Francis on and it was 254 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: just blew me away. This was like, at that time, 255 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: the most listened to radio show in New York City, 256 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: and he would be reading the Yankee lineup at a 257 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,680 Speaker 1: time like the four o'clock hour. He be reading the 258 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:07,040 Speaker 1: lineup and uh, here's the Ankie lineup tonight and Bernie's 259 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:11,839 Speaker 1: leading off, and but it was just like who wants that? 260 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: But people they ate it up. It was it was wild. 261 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 1: I was like, I guess I didn't grow up with 262 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: FRANCESSA and I didn't. I didn't understand, but it's just 263 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: it's crazy. But this has, uh, it has given me confidence. 264 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: Guess on you know, I've been typecast as sports radio 265 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: guy and goofy overnight sports radio guy because I've been 266 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: doing this a long time. But yeah, I think if 267 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 1: I had to cross over to a different genre, if 268 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,200 Speaker 1: they said, you know what, on second thought, no more 269 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 1: sports because people in sports are bad people and we 270 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 1: can't have sports, and so we're just gonna get rid 271 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 1: of it. I feel relatively confident I could go find 272 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 1: some other format of radio and probably not being a 273 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: disc jockey. But take a little bit too old for that, 274 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: I think. Um, but you also, what are you saying? Well, 275 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: I just think that that age group would not respond 276 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,960 Speaker 1: to like the age group responds to you. Here on 277 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 1: a sports and news you can relate to the every man. No, 278 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: come on, I'm I'm the working class sports you're west 279 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 1: of the four oh five, But I relate to the unwashed. 280 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 1: I relate to the grimy, grunge e, the unkempt. Those 281 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,840 Speaker 1: are my people. Well, you know, until you drive through 282 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,359 Speaker 1: a protest here in Los Angeles, you're not really classified 283 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 1: as the working types since since I do that, So 284 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 285 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: Show week days at two a m. Eastern. YEA, I 286 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: have lived. I lived through the l A riots in 287 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,000 Speaker 1: the ninety two, and I was had a front row 288 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,760 Speaker 1: seat at a Laker riot after they won the championship 289 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 1: against I think it was Indiana in two thousand. We 290 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: were broadcasting from the Epicenter. It literally the riots started 291 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: in front of where we were broadcasting our remote show from, 292 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 1: and we did right it radio coverage. In fact, that 293 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: was such a ship show that night in l A. 294 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 1: That the riot police who were out trying to dismerse 295 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 1: dimmers the mob dispersed the mob, brother And it was 296 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: the funniest thing because we had we had a glass 297 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: windows looking out to the street right there on l A. 298 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: Live wasn't even there at that time. It was just 299 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 1: like a parking lot, but there was that street. I 300 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 1: forget what's called now, but anyway, so we were doing 301 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 1: the show and we had a glass few and there 302 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 1: was people like running around. They started a bonfire in 303 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 1: the in the fucking street and then they were running 304 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: around like some kind of Native American Indian ritual the 305 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,600 Speaker 1: fire and uh. But there was like there were cops 306 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: that were trying to clear them out. And then of 307 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: course the people moved around the city and started trash 308 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,760 Speaker 1: and ship and uh. But the one of the cops 309 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: of the LPD guys came over and knocked on the 310 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: door and we're like, oh, fuck are we are? We 311 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: gonna get taken off the air. And I'll still it's 312 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: one of it's weird what you remember. I remember the 313 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: cop he knocked on the door. It was very polite. 314 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 1: He didn't like break the door down, and he asked 315 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 1: if we had a bathroom because he had to take 316 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 1: a whiz. So he came in there in full military 317 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,679 Speaker 1: riot gear with his guns and all that ship, and 318 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 1: then he walked over to use our our restroom to 319 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 1: take a piss. And then, uh, it was it was 320 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: just it was just the vision of that that was 321 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: really funny. And then I remember walking to my car 322 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:35,159 Speaker 1: after the night had ended, and we stayed late because 323 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,080 Speaker 1: we didn't it was particularly safe. First of all, we 324 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 1: didn't know if our cars were gonna be there, because 325 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: we had heard they destroyed a bunch of cars and ship. 326 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: And this is this, this is not after some kind 327 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,920 Speaker 1: of civil situation. It's just the Lakers winning um and 328 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,840 Speaker 1: and so anyway, we I walked to my car at 329 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: a long walk, and I walked by a burned out 330 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: l ap D cruiser that they had destroyed, and a 331 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 1: Channel two in l a CBS new van that had 332 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,919 Speaker 1: been torched. Also, So I still remember the smell. The 333 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:09,400 Speaker 1: smell of that is something you don't forget. But anyway, man, 334 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: so you've lived through a pandemic so far, a riot, 335 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 1: and now a second one that's in progress. Yes, and 336 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: we are in the second chapter of the Apocalypse, and 337 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 1: we were trying to figure out the advanced script on this. Well, 338 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: now what's next. We've had the pandemic, everything, natural disaster, 339 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 1: everything shut down. So now it's like big earthquake we 340 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: all get swallowed up, or like Category twelve hurricane it's 341 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: the United States or something like that. Or or how 342 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 1: about this one if you want to play the wager, 343 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 1: what's gonna come next? How about we've got two other 344 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: options here. I've got asteroid comes pumbling down and destroys 345 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: all of humanity. I've got nukes inbound on your phone? 346 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: Remember when Hawaii thought they were getting hit by nuclear 347 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 1: weapons and that who knew that we would all find 348 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: out we're being nuked by a message saying inbound nuclear weapons? Right, 349 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:11,119 Speaker 1: get shelter um? That was I opening. So which of 350 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 1: these do you want to take a bet on this? 351 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 1: You guess? I guess if if we're all dead, it 352 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,840 Speaker 1: won't matter because we won't be able to pay off 353 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: the bets. But what's the next chapter in the Apocalypse 354 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: movie that we're living through here that I think else 355 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 1: as it could be about the return of the bubonic plague, 356 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,639 Speaker 1: a second plague how about that. That's pretty good too. 357 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: I mean, because the coronavirus has had multiple strands, it 358 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 1: could be another strand of the coronavirus. I think that's possible. Um, 359 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 1: so we have to place again stay at home orders. 360 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 1: Here's another one. You might get some people triggered by 361 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: this one though. The rapture all the biblical full biblical 362 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,040 Speaker 1: and yeah, could happen. You wouldn't that be. That'd be 363 00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: a shocker, that would be I will be genuflecting. Be 364 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,400 Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller Show 365 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. So I 366 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,160 Speaker 1: gotta I gotta pay off my confession to you. Oh 367 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: that's right. It's time now to open the Mallard confessional. 368 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: Stepping in west of the four oh five heere, he 369 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: has a confession to make. So step into the confessional booth. 370 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna now give you true serum, and there there 371 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,199 Speaker 1: is truth in wine, So have some wine that is 372 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 1: true serum, of course, And to explain to me your misbehavior, 373 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,160 Speaker 1: your misconduct, please, I would like to know. So bless me, father, 374 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: for I have sinned. It has been about six months 375 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:39,120 Speaker 1: since my last confession. My sins are um. I hijacked 376 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: the fifth Hour with Ben Maller, So coming up on 377 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:46,000 Speaker 1: the heels of this episode, I actually did a one 378 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: on one interview with a fighter from the UFC. Really, yes, yes, 379 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 1: I've taken that away. I did not get to participate 380 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 1: in this. You did not allow me to this space, correct, 381 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 1: So I kind of did. What I'm trying to do 382 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,439 Speaker 1: is trying to force myself onto the same podium as 383 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: Jonas Knox, who somehow got a Benny for Benny. Yes, 384 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,359 Speaker 1: he did, receiver Benny, although I hear he's been trying 385 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: to poach my my callers there. The guy in Arkansas, 386 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: Tracy said, hey, Jonas was thrown, you know, get made 387 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 1: the callingsrown, all this stuff. So I changed his name 388 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,040 Speaker 1: from Jonas to Judas's good. But now I love Jonas 389 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 1: and he's doing his thing over there. So all right, 390 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,160 Speaker 1: So I think the way this works, now that you're 391 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: in confession, you have to say me a colpa, right, 392 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,360 Speaker 1: isn't that what you say? That's I asked for a penance. 393 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 1: I asked you for for a penance. Assignments, Well, I 394 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: won't have to listen to your dumb podcast with the 395 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: UFC person, So what what? Who the fun? But I 396 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,640 Speaker 1: don't care. Do you think here's the here's the great test? 397 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 1: And this is gonna be a test. And I'm gonna 398 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,440 Speaker 1: tell you right now, if this does well, we will 399 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 1: do more of those type of things. Like with UFC. 400 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm not a big UFC person. I would have talked 401 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,919 Speaker 1: this woman, right, I would have talked to you what 402 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: just a conversation. I don't think it's gonna do that. Well. 403 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: Do you think it will do better or worse than 404 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: hacks All? Oh? Well, no, you can't do You can't 405 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 1: because hacks All is my idea. Your idea is this 406 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:22,280 Speaker 1: UFC places. But to be fair, Hacksaw, the interview with 407 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: Hacksll was your highest ratted download for any platform that 408 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,359 Speaker 1: you're on radio or for for the podcast, because it 409 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: means because people look miss hacks Off, they're going down 410 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 1: memory lane, as Axel would say, and they love hearing 411 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 1: stories about the old days in radio. How about this, 412 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 1: If it exceeds Lenny Distra, Okay, that's fair, Okay, that's fair. 413 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,200 Speaker 1: Al Right, there you go. If it beats Lenny, then 414 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 1: we're good. Yes. And And part of the reason I 415 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,920 Speaker 1: say that is because she's a contemporary. She's a firecracker 416 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: just like Lenny d extra a lot of color to 417 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 1: her and she's got some good good stuff. So um yeah, yeah, 418 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: well well it's just as far as the verbal gymnastics, 419 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: just to kind of put the wrap up on that. 420 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 1: One of the things that I have learned the last 421 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 1: couple of weeks is just it's reinforced my belief. There's 422 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 1: a statement we've made, I've made for years, uh from 423 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,480 Speaker 1: the man who shot Liberty Valence, that when the legend 424 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 1: becomes the fact, you print the legend, and it's it's 425 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: so true here that you know, people reacting to certain 426 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,120 Speaker 1: things that may or may not be true, it doesn't 427 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 1: really matter whether they're true or not. And if the 428 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,880 Speaker 1: facts don't back these things up, because the tinker Bell 429 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,120 Speaker 1: effect takes over, and it's the tinker If you don't 430 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,800 Speaker 1: know what the tinker Bell effect, which is a version, 431 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,679 Speaker 1: it's it's another way of saying, the man, you know, 432 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 1: the when the legend becomes the fact, print the legend. 433 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 1: The tiger Bell effect is similar. If enough people believe 434 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 1: hard enough that fairies exist, they do you see what 435 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,919 Speaker 1: I So it's it's it's that mindset that a lot 436 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 1: of people have, so I and it's with everything, whether 437 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: it's a sports issue, a political issue, all this stuff. 438 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 1: Even if you present facts that would go against that, 439 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: that would just reinforce people's beliefs on whatever issue you're 440 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, I think there's a lost art to 441 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: this though, because like you as a talk show host 442 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,240 Speaker 1: are a little bit different in your dynamic because you 443 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: are talking for two three four hours and four hours 444 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 1: a night, five days a week, three hours on the weekend. 445 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, right, But see, I think what 446 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,880 Speaker 1: gets lost for a lot of people is not necessarily 447 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 1: like how you're saying it, but it's what you're saying. 448 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,639 Speaker 1: And I think that gets it's so polarizing now not 449 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: what people are actually like the language, but how they're 450 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 1: saying it. I think that's overcoming people and they're losing 451 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 1: the translation that message and people aren't doing that well. 452 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 1: Like That's the thing that I'm having the hardest time about, 453 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 1: is like you need to look at the meaning behind 454 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 1: this and listen to them as opposed to taking what 455 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: they say and then having an immediate rebuttal like in 456 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,920 Speaker 1: the chamber right of the shoot back, Like I think 457 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: that's I mean, that's the that's the purpose of social 458 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,199 Speaker 1: media now right, Facebook and Twitter and Instagram. It is 459 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 1: like instant gratification, instant response, like look at me and 460 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 1: the mob with pitchforks and cyber torches that are running 461 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: around looking for somebody to be offended by and to attack, 462 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:25,439 Speaker 1: to attack and to destroy, to pillage, you must pillage. Uh. 463 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: One final final note. UH. I mean, we have a 464 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 1: lot of cops that listen to this show and uh 465 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: and have listened to me for years, and I I'm 466 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 1: not apologizing, but I do not share the views that 467 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,639 Speaker 1: Cooper Loop said. This week, I've gotten several emails from 468 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 1: people that worked in law enforcement their entire lives that 469 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: were very upset by what Coop had said. Coop pretty 470 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 1: much implied that cops are dumb and corrupt and anybody 471 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,680 Speaker 1: can get a job as a cop um and people 472 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 1: were hurt by this, and UM, that's not my position. 473 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 1: I I know people that work in law enforcement. I've 474 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,840 Speaker 1: my obviously, my wife's not a police officer, but she's 475 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,439 Speaker 1: not sworn, but she works at the police station. I 476 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: know from her experience and from what I've read online 477 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: because I looked it up to see what if he 478 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,439 Speaker 1: was what he was saying was true, because it's not 479 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: what my experience has been. And uh, in in every 480 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,119 Speaker 1: big city. I looked up every major police force. Uh 481 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 1: it's bullshit. So I wouldn't worry about that unfortunately. I mean, 482 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: I guess the one thing you can be concerned about. 483 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that believe that those talking points, 484 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,280 Speaker 1: that that these things are true about the police force. Um. 485 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 1: And that's the other thing too, is it's not a 486 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,160 Speaker 1: national people like I gotta get her of all police. Well, 487 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: police is local. I mean other than the FBI, right, 488 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,679 Speaker 1: which is the national hobby obviously the national operation. But 489 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 1: the police departments are local. That's where police work has done. 490 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,920 Speaker 1: It's not on the national level. It's community police work. 491 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,120 Speaker 1: So yeah, if you made that kind of a statement, 492 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,439 Speaker 1: you could make that statement that, well you don't have 493 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,320 Speaker 1: to be that smarter. Anybody could join the U. S. 494 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 1: Military because all you need to be is eighteen years 495 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,560 Speaker 1: of age. Yeah, and there was a point where I 496 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,800 Speaker 1: believe that was true, but it's not true anymore. Even 497 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,640 Speaker 1: the military is like they've trimmed it down. They want 498 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,240 Speaker 1: they want people that can you figure out there's a 499 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 1: lot of nuance now because of the advancements in machines 500 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 1: to kill people that are better now. And you know, 501 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: you've got to have a brain. You can't be a 502 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,480 Speaker 1: the village idiot and figure it out. Well. You know, 503 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: it's always fascinating to me because people can make statements 504 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: like that, but in reality, could they do it? Oh? Yeah, no, yeah, 505 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,480 Speaker 1: that's that's true. That these This again goes back to 506 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 1: the stereotypes. I mean, there's stereotypes about people, their stereotypes 507 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,920 Speaker 1: about jobs. Um, you know, I hear from people. Anybody 508 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,040 Speaker 1: could do a talk show, and it's true. Anybody could talk. 509 00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,640 Speaker 1: It has functioning uh mouth and brain. You could talk, 510 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,879 Speaker 1: but could you do it good talk show? There's a 511 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: skill as certain skill to it, right, there's certain skill. 512 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: And just to prove that, listen to a bad talk 513 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: show host. And I'm not saying I'm good, but listen 514 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,600 Speaker 1: to somebody who's bad, and listen to somebody is good, 515 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: and tell me that's not a different experience and not 516 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,400 Speaker 1: something that you The bad talk shows you wouldn't want 517 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,639 Speaker 1: to listen to, and the good one you want to 518 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,359 Speaker 1: listen to because they are engaging in their thought provoking 519 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 1: and they get your mind going. It is theater or 520 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,879 Speaker 1: the mind. And so you know, I I've always thought, 521 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 1: and I really blame my mom for this, that I've 522 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: always valued whatever you do to help the village out. 523 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: And it's you know, people get I've got an emails 524 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: some people, why do you care about the truck driver 525 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 1: driving through uh you know bf E, um, you know 526 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,680 Speaker 1: Iowa or North Dakota or whatever. I'm like, well, because 527 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,120 Speaker 1: you know, I think that's an important job. He's whatever 528 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 1: that person is bringing is a value. It's either helping 529 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 1: a business stay open or helping people get products and um, 530 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, it's just it's to just 531 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 1: dismiss it, like which a lot of people do, these 532 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: lower wrong jobs, like it doesn't matter. I don't know. 533 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 1: I've never been like that. Maybe I should be like that, 534 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: Maybe I should. I've just never thought how I was 535 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 1: brought up, And I just think it's everyone's important, no 536 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 1: matter what you do. Some are obviously more important, but 537 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,959 Speaker 1: that doesn't mean that the other people aren't important. Well, 538 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: the reality is to whether you're the president of the 539 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 1: United States or whether you're a janitor here at Fox, 540 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,680 Speaker 1: like you're providing a service you're doing. You're doing a 541 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 1: you're providing a service and a selfless act for somebody else. Now, 542 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,720 Speaker 1: in some instances it can be self serving, but you're 543 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: still serving other people as well. So yeah, well, and 544 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 1: the other the other thing too, is I I just 545 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: just popped into my head, so I better spit it 546 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,479 Speaker 1: out before it pops out of my head. But I'm 547 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna humble brag. I'm gonna pull a Pat O'Brien, 548 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna name drop. So in the context of what 549 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 1: I just said, I think everyone's important. Years ago, when 550 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 1: I was doing Dodger Talk, were in New York and 551 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 1: Vince Scully was a long time ago. Vin was traveling 552 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: with the team still, and I got to have dinner 553 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 1: with Vin Scully at Chase Stadium and the press dining room. 554 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 1: It was not just me and him, there were a 555 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 1: couple of people at the table, and Vin was telling 556 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 1: stories about growing up in New York as a kid. 557 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: And he told his story about when the sanitation people 558 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,680 Speaker 1: went on strike in New York City and trash was 559 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: piling up in Manhattan right just fucking everywhere. It's smelling already, 560 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: It already smells when they pick up the trash of 561 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 1: New York. You can imagine what it must have smelled 562 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:39,360 Speaker 1: like without the trash people and so people were freaking. 563 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: I said. It was around Christmas time, and what people 564 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 1: were doing they would get big boxes. I get. You 565 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 1: know those old TVs. What are massive boxes? You know, 566 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: the early days of television, those huge giant TVs, their 567 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: size of tanks. And so Vin told the story. He 568 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 1: said he remembers this when he was younger, that people 569 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 1: would get these big they buy the TVs or whatever, 570 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,440 Speaker 1: and then fill the TV boxes with trash and then 571 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,239 Speaker 1: wrap them and leave them out on the street. And 572 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: people would come and steal the boxes, thinking it's a 573 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: television and it was filled with like you know, trash 574 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: and ship and stuff. It's pretty funny, but that's just 575 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: that's an example of like trash man, who cares if 576 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,880 Speaker 1: you pick up trash, you're nothing, You're in sanitation. Okay, 577 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,800 Speaker 1: wait till they don't pick it up. And then see 578 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,680 Speaker 1: see how valuable the trash man is. All of a sudden, 579 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: you know, absolutely all right, really I gotta get this 580 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,960 Speaker 1: knife fight thing. So the knife fight. Now, I tried 581 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 1: with the kid here, I tried to recreate a YouTube video. Yeah, 582 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: Mark Roeber, who I like the stuff that he puts out, 583 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: the science videos he puts out on on YouTube. I 584 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen his work or not, but 585 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:54,080 Speaker 1: he had this really cool trick involving watermelons. So it 586 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: looked ridiculously simple. I said, listen, I'm you know, I'm 587 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,680 Speaker 1: street educated. You know I'm not book smart. I'm street smart, 588 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,400 Speaker 1: but I can figure this out. So the way it 589 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 1: works is you buy a couple of watermelons. You chopped 590 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,280 Speaker 1: one watermelon. They gotta be matching. They gotta be like 591 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,479 Speaker 1: the same shape watermelon, you know, same size, basically like 592 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,960 Speaker 1: twin watermelon, twinsies. So you chopped the first watermelon and 593 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 1: a half and then you gut it the other watermelon. 594 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: You peel off the melon skin like the green stuff 595 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: and get down just the juicy red part, the good 596 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 1: part of the melon. And then you at that point 597 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 1: you polish the melon with like a sponge from the kitchen, 598 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 1: of course, a new sponge, cheap smot so you kind 599 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,080 Speaker 1: of polish it to smooth it out. So then the 600 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,320 Speaker 1: next step is you take the melon you cut that 601 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,600 Speaker 1: you just cut right, the one that cut in half, 602 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,720 Speaker 1: and you if you've gutted that. The final step is 603 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: you put the shell of the second melon, the one 604 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,240 Speaker 1: that was cut in half and gutted, and you put 605 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 1: it over the melon that you you peeled apart and 606 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 1: skin and and and made it look all smooth. And 607 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: so then when you show up, it makes it seem 608 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 1: like you're he man. It gives the illusion of your 609 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 1: like some kind of superhero. And you can pull the 610 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,880 Speaker 1: melon apart, and then you have this amazing watermelon that's 611 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,120 Speaker 1: smooth and wonderful, and you're just so strong. You pulled 612 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,960 Speaker 1: the watermelon skin a part. What could possibly go wrong? Unfortunately, 613 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 1: my job in this little equation guest on was to 614 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,600 Speaker 1: um to gut. I was the guy that cut the 615 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 1: watermelon and a half and gutted the watermelon. I almost 616 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,240 Speaker 1: chopped off my left thumb. Hand to god, I am not. 617 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,240 Speaker 1: I'm looking at my thumb right now. There is a 618 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,880 Speaker 1: massive gash in the middle of my left thumb that 619 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: has still not healed. This was a last weekend and 620 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:51,080 Speaker 1: it was a gusher. It was a gusher, and you 621 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 1: know how, you you cut yourself and right away. It 622 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 1: doesn't normally start bleeding right away, but you know it's coming, right, 623 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,000 Speaker 1: You're the anticipation of the blood dripping down, and so 624 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: I had that and then it started just going for 625 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,360 Speaker 1: it and I should have gotten stitches. My wife was 626 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,920 Speaker 1: so freaked out, she's she actually called the hospital and 627 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,399 Speaker 1: and we talked to a nurse because because of the 628 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,320 Speaker 1: the apocalyps. We talked to the nurse and described what happened, 629 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,239 Speaker 1: and they actually advised us to go get checked out. 630 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,640 Speaker 1: But I didn't do that. I just I held it. 631 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 1: I held down pressure until it stopped bleeding. And then 632 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 1: I've been putting new skin on that and bandages and 633 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: so far it's it's not it doesn't look all green 634 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 1: and puffy and infected or red and infected. So I'm 635 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 1: I think I dodged having to go to the walk 636 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 1: in clinic or the hospital or any of that stuff. 637 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,680 Speaker 1: But I it's pretty gnarly. It's another it's another battle wound. 638 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,520 Speaker 1: I got big scars all over my hands from doing radio. 639 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 1: You got scars all love your body from doing radio. 640 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,000 Speaker 1: You got a gallbladder that was you gotta busted mound 641 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,839 Speaker 1: from from burning a pizza. Uh, that's correct, So why 642 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,400 Speaker 1: would you do the YouTube video with that and not 643 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:10,560 Speaker 1: not prep the like the ten pounds steak I got you. Yeah, well, 644 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,840 Speaker 1: because I told you the steak, which I still have 645 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,120 Speaker 1: and looks wonderful. I'm waiting for it to warm up. 646 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,560 Speaker 1: It's not I want. I want to eat that steak 647 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,440 Speaker 1: on like a hundred degree day, have a nice barbecue, 648 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,439 Speaker 1: and just enjoy the hell out of it. It's gonna 649 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: be cool this weekends supposed to be cool in in 650 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,319 Speaker 1: l A where we we all hang out here, so 651 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,800 Speaker 1: it's not supposed to warm up. Maybe next week, maybe 652 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,920 Speaker 1: next week? Is this? Oh, I guess this is June 653 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: gloom they call it in l A. I hope so 654 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,279 Speaker 1: I'd be. I'd be down for some rain right now. Unfortunately, 655 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,799 Speaker 1: I'm good with rain in California, especially in New York 656 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 1: right now, New York d C. In California, I could 657 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,720 Speaker 1: really use some rain. Make it rain, not the Floyd 658 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,600 Speaker 1: maywhere make it? Want to make it rain? Is uh, 659 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 1: squash some of the fires around this country, I understand. 660 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 1: I want to do a few Florida man stories. How 661 00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,840 Speaker 1: did how do? Was the reception last week from Florida 662 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,400 Speaker 1: man and woman? We we made sure we weren't sexist. 663 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,799 Speaker 1: All we had man and a woman involved. So yeah, 664 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,160 Speaker 1: I didn't get much blowback or positive reaction, and there'sn't 665 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,880 Speaker 1: a lot of reactions. I guess that's I guess they 666 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,160 Speaker 1: don't they don't really care. That's good, all right anyway, 667 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,239 Speaker 1: So these are actual stories from people in the Sunshine State. 668 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,960 Speaker 1: You know, you know how this works? All right? Well, 669 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,200 Speaker 1: good news of Florida man has admitted to swindling the 670 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:33,200 Speaker 1: Milk casino out of twelve thousand five Now, how the 671 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: hell did this work? This is great though. So this 672 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: guy from Florida, he was able and now, by the way, 673 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:43,080 Speaker 1: the Milk Casino is in Bend, Oregon. Not he's from Florida, 674 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 1: but this happened in Oregon. But he's a Florida man, 675 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,080 Speaker 1: so it counts. So he he swindled them out of 676 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 1: twelve thousand five dollars by claiming to represent the village people. 677 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,920 Speaker 1: So he calls up the casino. Um, he actually know 678 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,319 Speaker 1: he sent This is back. This goes back to August 679 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,440 Speaker 1: of this This guy, he was in his sixties, sends 680 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,360 Speaker 1: this Indian tribe of flyer offering them the opportunity to 681 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,239 Speaker 1: book the village people for a show at the Mill Casino. 682 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,120 Speaker 1: In ben Oregon, and the people that run the casino 683 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 1: are like, well, that sounds great. We can get the 684 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,480 Speaker 1: Village people to come in here. That's everyone knows the 685 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,800 Speaker 1: Village People that Old Bend and uh so, of course, 686 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,440 Speaker 1: he wrote out a contract and he emailed the casino 687 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,320 Speaker 1: a contract with agreement. The casino signed and returned it 688 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,239 Speaker 1: to the guy with a check for twelve thousand, five 689 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,439 Speaker 1: hundred dollars. The guy cashed the check two days later 690 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 1: and no Village People um. In January, the casino discovered 691 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,240 Speaker 1: that the Village People were scheduled to appear in Florida 692 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,960 Speaker 1: the same day they were booked to play in North Bend. 693 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:57,160 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah, so he got arrested for that. 694 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,279 Speaker 1: Apparently this guy has been he's a shyster. This guy 695 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,880 Speaker 1: has been doing this of stuff, uh for years. He 696 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,680 Speaker 1: he pulled off a similar scheme. He contracted with two 697 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,800 Speaker 1: other people to have the Temptations, the Supremes and Jimmy 698 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,600 Speaker 1: Walker performed at their venue. Man, well you know you 699 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 1: do to be fair. This story is so much better 700 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 1: than some of the scumbag parents that are out there, 701 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,080 Speaker 1: because I know that their parents. There's been stories with 702 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,800 Speaker 1: parents that would say that their kids have some terminal disease. 703 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and they're just on their deathbed 704 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,200 Speaker 1: and it's like set up a go fund Me account 705 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,759 Speaker 1: and then just pocket all that cash and you're never 706 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:40,960 Speaker 1: heard from again. Yeah. Well, remember the there was a 707 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,719 Speaker 1: young couple that made a video of a homeless guy 708 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,680 Speaker 1: and started like a go fund me for the homeless guy. 709 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,759 Speaker 1: Except he knew nothing about the go fund me and 710 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:55,040 Speaker 1: he's just like taking the money. Yes, yeah, yeah, but 711 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,560 Speaker 1: that's good though. With the bands, that's that's pretty fucking good. Yeah, 712 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,000 Speaker 1: that's that's a pretty well all right, here's a Florida 713 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,800 Speaker 1: woman's story. Excited about this? Alright, So a naked Florida 714 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,720 Speaker 1: woman standing in the streets, surrounded by household items, please 715 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: show up, cherry tops. The cops show up. She then says, 716 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm naked, arrest me, and then proceeds to hit one 717 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,440 Speaker 1: of the deputies in the waist with a windshield. Squeegee. Snow, 718 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,720 Speaker 1: oh my god, that the villages there in Florida. Minute. 719 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,600 Speaker 1: So you've had back to back weeks where you've done 720 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,880 Speaker 1: a Florida woman's story and they've both been naked. Yeah, 721 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:39,319 Speaker 1: let me tell these women I'm a woman, hear me, roar. 722 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,719 Speaker 1: I hope she's a little bit younger than the one 723 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,799 Speaker 1: from last week. And yet again, Eddie not, you gotta 724 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,399 Speaker 1: tell you. You know, we're all beautiful in God's eyes, 725 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:52,239 Speaker 1: but some of us are more beautiful than others. Not 726 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,759 Speaker 1: particularly great there. She was charged with battery of a 727 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,359 Speaker 1: law enforcement officer, battery on a person over the age 728 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,799 Speaker 1: of sixty five, simple assault on a person over the 729 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 1: age of sixty five, and indecent exposure. Urse. If you're 730 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,719 Speaker 1: good looking, it's not indecent exposure, not at all. But 731 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,799 Speaker 1: could you imagine apprehending that woman? No? Yeah, how did 732 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 1: they're calling a female cop? Is that how that went? 733 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,960 Speaker 1: They never mail do it? I really? Yeah? I don't 734 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:22,080 Speaker 1: know if you remember your body came on, I guess yeah, 735 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,080 Speaker 1: you've you've seen some of the stuff that's happening in 736 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,280 Speaker 1: Baltimore and some of the other cities like St. Louis 737 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,360 Speaker 1: and and whatnot with the female is getting arrested and 738 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,200 Speaker 1: you know, the males taking taking charge. So yeah, but 739 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,359 Speaker 1: could you imagine that though she's naked or you get 740 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: threatening of like being coughed on or piste on or 741 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:45,240 Speaker 1: anything like that. Yeah, that's yeah, alright, you won't always 742 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,400 Speaker 1: say what do you want me to say? Fox Sports 743 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,080 Speaker 1: Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. 744 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,359 Speaker 1: Catch all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio dot 745 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,400 Speaker 1: com and within the I Heart Radio app search f 746 00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,760 Speaker 1: s R to listen live. Al Right, so how about 747 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,200 Speaker 1: this one? A white Florida man, This guy actually actually 748 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,880 Speaker 1: in Florida Keys. You ever been to the Florida Keys. No, 749 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,399 Speaker 1: for the south of Ghne is Miami. Yes, say, I've 750 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,960 Speaker 1: been in Miami, but I'd love to go to the 751 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 1: Florida Keys. It looks amazing. It looks just like Paradise 752 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,640 Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett singing about it back in the day. Um, 753 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,360 Speaker 1: I gotta get there at some point, the Florida Keys. Anyway, 754 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,560 Speaker 1: that's a flight for you, though. Are you prepared to 755 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 1: take a five hour six I can do that. I've 756 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,560 Speaker 1: flown to Hawaii and back. Then. You know, you get 757 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,280 Speaker 1: flying from the East coast to the West coast, sometimes 758 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,480 Speaker 1: it takes five, you know, five like Boston or whatever. 759 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,680 Speaker 1: If you're going against the jet stream, it's five hours 760 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,839 Speaker 1: or going from Hawaii. Are going to Hawaii takes longer 761 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,520 Speaker 1: than coming back to Hawaiian anyway, all right. So, uh, 762 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,480 Speaker 1: a white Florida keys man who police say was driving 763 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,120 Speaker 1: here Mercedes well three three times over the legal limit 764 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:55,400 Speaker 1: and drinking alcohol while driving, invoked the name of George 765 00:41:55,440 --> 00:42:00,640 Speaker 1: Floyd in a desperate effort to avoid being arrested about that. 766 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,279 Speaker 1: So he's uh boozing it up there, he's drinking the 767 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,880 Speaker 1: fireball whiskey and he's doing his thing and uh and 768 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,000 Speaker 1: then they pulled him over. He guys twenty three years old. 769 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:16,160 Speaker 1: And uh he made a reference about not being able 770 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,680 Speaker 1: to breathe as they tried to handcuff him, and then 771 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:23,839 Speaker 1: he brought up George Floyd there and uh so three 772 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,200 Speaker 1: times the limit is point to four because Florida is 773 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,920 Speaker 1: the same as California point zero eight. Um. But that's 774 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:36,680 Speaker 1: that's actually that's progressive and ingenious because don't forget, like 775 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,640 Speaker 1: we've had criminal we've had felons here in the state 776 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,720 Speaker 1: of California that have been released because they've had fear 777 00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:47,600 Speaker 1: of the coronavirus. Like we have felons walking the streets 778 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,360 Speaker 1: of California now because of the coronavirus. They've been released 779 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:56,120 Speaker 1: from prison. Well, we have a mayor in Los Angeles 780 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,880 Speaker 1: that said, you can't walk on the beach with the 781 00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,279 Speaker 1: sand because of the coronavirus. Now he's at there, he's 782 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,759 Speaker 1: out there making out with protesters. So I mean, what 783 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,719 Speaker 1: are we doing right I mean, where are we at 784 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,960 Speaker 1: right now? It's crazy, It's pretty totally hypocritical, the fact 785 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,839 Speaker 1: that he was that inebriated at at point to four 786 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,000 Speaker 1: and three years old. By the way, it sounds like 787 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,600 Speaker 1: a rich, stuck up piece of ship. He sounds like 788 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,240 Speaker 1: because he also said, I'm gonna hi, I know my 789 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,080 Speaker 1: my rights, my amendments, and I'm gonna hire the greatest lawyer. 790 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,480 Speaker 1: Good luck with that. Mom and dadd'll right do that. Yeah, well, 791 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,760 Speaker 1: of course mom and dad, we'll do that. And anyway, 792 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,479 Speaker 1: so another another story along those lines. Guests on because 793 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,440 Speaker 1: it is the Florida Man portion of the podcast where 794 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,560 Speaker 1: you're dancing and downing pleasure. Uh these these Florida Man 795 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,360 Speaker 1: stories are just absolutely wonderful. Uh So, a Florida man 796 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,839 Speaker 1: busted busted for punching a police dog while cops were 797 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,400 Speaker 1: trying to stop him from starting a riot. Twenty nine 798 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,480 Speaker 1: year old guy Black Guy hurled items at the windows 799 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 1: of two police stations in St. Petersburg, Florida that seems 800 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,879 Speaker 1: like a good idea when no one would join him 801 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,439 Speaker 1: in the riot. I can't imagine you're trying to start 802 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,560 Speaker 1: a riot and everyone's ignoring you. How up setting was that? 803 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,440 Speaker 1: You're like, come on to burn the police station down? 804 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: What's wrong with your people? Come on? You know you're 805 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 1: you're bad people. Don't you want to burn the police 806 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,320 Speaker 1: station down like they did in Minnesota? Um anyway, So 807 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,680 Speaker 1: when the officers tried to arrest this guy, he ran 808 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,960 Speaker 1: across the street and fought with him. At one point 809 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:31,120 Speaker 1: during the scuffle he punched a police dog and then 810 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,000 Speaker 1: he punched his handler. And apparently there's like a bunch 811 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,640 Speaker 1: of police that need to bring him down. He faced. 812 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:40,160 Speaker 1: He's now facing three felony charges. So there's another Florida 813 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,080 Speaker 1: man story for you. You know, when when in doubt, 814 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,400 Speaker 1: attack a canine like that's what I want to do 815 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,799 Speaker 1: when I grow up. Yeah, I think you sent me 816 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,560 Speaker 1: this story the other day about the Florida the sheriff 817 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,719 Speaker 1: in Florida who was encouraging residents who have guns to 818 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,960 Speaker 1: shoot looters who break into their homes. Yes, you see that. 819 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,000 Speaker 1: People freaking out by that. But isn't that the whole 820 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: old point if you have a gun for self defense, 821 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,560 Speaker 1: isn't that if somebody breaks into your home, isn't that 822 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,080 Speaker 1: kind of how that's supposed to work. Isn't that a 823 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,400 Speaker 1: risk that you take If you break into someone's home, 824 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,359 Speaker 1: they could be armed and kill you. Yeah. Absolutely, It's 825 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,600 Speaker 1: it's either your your house or your place of business 826 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,280 Speaker 1: where you're conducting business at. Like it would be different 827 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,200 Speaker 1: if like, let's say you own a shop and you 828 00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,880 Speaker 1: weren't in there, but you saw people breaking in or looding, like, 829 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,640 Speaker 1: you couldn't open fire on them. But if you were 830 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,640 Speaker 1: inside and then they broke in and they came in, 831 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,080 Speaker 1: like the assumption would be that you're there is an 832 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,880 Speaker 1: imminent threat and your life is in danger. Isn't that 833 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,839 Speaker 1: different in every state? Though? It's it goes state by state, right, Yeah, yeah, 834 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,520 Speaker 1: I know California we have. If someone breaks in to 835 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,000 Speaker 1: where you're at and you feel like your life is 836 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,160 Speaker 1: an intimate, intimate danger, you can you can respond with fire, 837 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,600 Speaker 1: But if that individual turns around and it's no longer 838 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,680 Speaker 1: a threat, you still can't fire. Okay, So here's uh, 839 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:01,400 Speaker 1: all right, here's another naked Florida man story. A naked 840 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,359 Speaker 1: North Fort Myers resident was tackled by a naked man. 841 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,680 Speaker 1: Now this guy wasn't and the resident wasn't he So 842 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,320 Speaker 1: the north Fort Myers resident was tackled by a naked 843 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:16,000 Speaker 1: man who had leapt off his roof Monday evening. And 844 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,360 Speaker 1: it got even more crazy after that. Uh, the deputies 845 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:25,799 Speaker 1: were called. This happened about seven o'clock. The residents said, um, 846 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,200 Speaker 1: the residents. You know, I'm lying in bed and my 847 00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,319 Speaker 1: wife heard what sounded like thunder. So the guy went 848 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,719 Speaker 1: out and saw that this person was running around on 849 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,480 Speaker 1: his roof. He allegedly jumped off and onto the victim, 850 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,200 Speaker 1: hitting him in the shoulder and knocking him down. And 851 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,680 Speaker 1: then what happened next. The guy ran into the house 852 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,279 Speaker 1: and pulled a large screen TV off at stand and 853 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,880 Speaker 1: dumped the contents of a vacuum on the floor. He 854 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,280 Speaker 1: then headed towards the couple's son's bedroom, where several guns 855 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,600 Speaker 1: were stored. So the man's wife fired three warning shots 856 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,640 Speaker 1: with the revolt was gets even better. Uh. The rest 857 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,000 Speaker 1: report says that the guy fell into the floor and 858 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:12,440 Speaker 1: then began pleasuring himself. He got up off the floor, 859 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,799 Speaker 1: ran into the sun's bedroom and began rubbing clothes on 860 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,080 Speaker 1: his face. The resident then got a shotgun and held 861 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,520 Speaker 1: the guy until the police arrived. So that kind of 862 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,520 Speaker 1: relates to what we were talking about the previous story, right, 863 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,040 Speaker 1: I mean, was it only rubbing clothes on his face 864 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,400 Speaker 1: or was he actually like jerking off? Well no, no, 865 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,120 Speaker 1: they said he was. He was masturbating. He was doing 866 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,920 Speaker 1: some some gun masturbation right there. Yeah. Yeah, what I 867 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,800 Speaker 1: want to rush? I want to go rob a house, 868 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,400 Speaker 1: go assault somebody, and then go jerk off. How about that? 869 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,520 Speaker 1: Is that? Like? Is that like the modern day Gordia 870 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:52,640 Speaker 1: Hall hat trick? All right? Last Florida man, So we 871 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,600 Speaker 1: were gonna put this baby to bed. So Florida man 872 00:47:54,760 --> 00:48:00,600 Speaker 1: suspect hid fifty four antidepressant pills in his wrecked them 873 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,399 Speaker 1: wrecked them Florida man says syringes found in the wreckt 874 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: him or he claimed that, he claimed. I guess that 875 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,959 Speaker 1: they're not his. He does not know how they got there, 876 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,759 Speaker 1: He does not know how they got there. How wonderful 877 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,200 Speaker 1: is that? How fucking great is that? That's like something 878 00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:29,960 Speaker 1: from fucking Hollywood? Right man? Florida? There you go the 879 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,400 Speaker 1: Sunshine State. Then you never change, stay the same forever. 880 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,399 Speaker 1: God love Florida. Alright, that is it. Hey, follow us 881 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,880 Speaker 1: on social media. We got a podcast every day of 882 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,920 Speaker 1: the week. We got another one tomorrow, another one on Sunday. Uh. 883 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,240 Speaker 1: Follow me on Twitter at Ben Maller, Instagram, Ben Maller 884 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,960 Speaker 1: on Fox Facebook Ben Maller Show. And hey, if you 885 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,880 Speaker 1: want a video, I'd love to make one for you cameo. 886 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,880 Speaker 1: It's not free, but we'll have people seem to love it, 887 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,040 Speaker 1: the people that we've done the videos for. 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