Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones, Greg.
Speaker 1: This is an episode number eighties six. We are the
Speaker 1: off Air Show. Well, it's like a first day in radio.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at this sheet. It says Monday November.
Speaker 1: Please please okay, you know what, first of all, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Don't please don't freaking start with me. I'm not even kidding. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, do you get it in a bad way
Speaker 1: because you're criticizing his spelling errors? He has a year, right,
Speaker 1: What do you do for the show besides play your
Speaker 1: your keyboard? What do you do you mean besides you
Speaker 1: don't come up with anything? You d where was your material?
Speaker 1: What you do is do you criticize my outline on
Speaker 1: a daily basis? Material? I am trying to do. I
Speaker 1: am I bring to this. I have so many of
Speaker 1: the things going on, plus on top of it, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get the outline. I'm trying to corral Scary.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get in the studio. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get all start thing. No one's corral and calm down.
Speaker 1: This is that and so so I put an st
Speaker 1: there instead of a t H. That's what yesterday, right,
Speaker 1: I don't have the time to go over every right
Speaker 1: to change. You don't have the time to change the
Speaker 1: day I should have changed Tuesday, November the twenty nine.
Speaker 1: You're right, kid, Calm down, guys, calment going on? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Good? Off in a bad way? All right?
Speaker 1: You got the rock. Give me the bell. Ding ding
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding dinging ing. I need that. Give
Speaker 1: me the bell. Give me a bell. What do you
Speaker 1: want the bell for? Give me a bell? Ding ding
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Speaker 1: ding ding. What's going on with you here? While when
Speaker 1: it gets great, that's not that it's not. I need
Speaker 1: to give me the boxing bell. My raffles already. Bell
Speaker 1: You gotta have a boxing bell in there, a sound effect.
Speaker 1: Give me the boxing bell. I don't. Here's what I have.
Speaker 1: Give me a boxing fanfare. You know no boxing is
Speaker 1: before we go any further. M you didn't even start.
Speaker 1: You didn't even could get it. To congratulate myself. This
Speaker 1: is you're gonna get us out of the way right away.
Speaker 1: How I'm fifteen and eleven. I won last night and eleven.
Speaker 1: We start the whole show all over again. You didn't
Speaker 1: give the phone number out. You didn't tell us to
Speaker 1: tell pe where they can even reach yourself. Now people
Speaker 1: know how to get in touch. Freaking mess. This is
Speaker 1: like a sixteen and eleven I am winning in football
Speaker 1: pool this golden sombrero context. I went three and oh
Speaker 1: sammy sweetheart went three and now shut up, she did
Speaker 1: she made my picks for me. But okay, but that's
Speaker 1: besides the point that time we can continue. Now the
Speaker 1: Fair Show, episode six about It, What's going on has
Speaker 1: been live for about seriously sixty seconds at this point,
Speaker 1: I would and within within the past sixty seconds concept
Speaker 1: of time, this affair truck is completely just gone through roadblocks,
Speaker 1: the roadblocks of the roadblocks. You didn't tell everybody you
Speaker 1: have they can reach us. You didn't give out the
Speaker 1: phone number. I'm getting to that I was going with
Speaker 1: the top line. Immediately, you immediately want to congratulate yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you don't want, because I deserve you misspoke because
Speaker 1: you were so excited. It's like you're hooking up with
Speaker 1: some chick and instead of just like enjoying being with her,
Speaker 1: you completely just none it for no reason. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous, disgusting. You don't enjoy yourself, have fun, take
Speaker 1: your time. But you went up and you get done.
Speaker 1: You got bald freak over there playing on the keyboard.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what's going on. I'll tell you what's
Speaker 1: going on. What please start? He has written on the paper, guys, Monday, November. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what it says. And that's okay. I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1: Like the Street, I'm okay with it. I'm all right
Speaker 1: with it. Bald freak, I'm okay with I'm okay with
Speaker 1: his spelling and perfection. You tell me before we start,
Speaker 1: you say, what have you done? Right? Because you come
Speaker 1: up with the sheet and look at this, it's empty. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's two songs. The show is usual information about and
Speaker 1: go to Instagram, go to email, go to Twitter, and
Speaker 1: here he won the football game. So we covered that.
Speaker 1: The show's over. It's not like this is like episode
Speaker 1: sixties seven A and sixty seven. I win the Golden sombrero.
Speaker 1: This is what is going on. Wins the sombrero. Grete's
Speaker 1: got to wear the sombrero. Listen, we haven't. I mean
Speaker 1: I got to wear it to please, please please please,
Speaker 1: you need help. I need I think we should start
Speaker 1: the whole show over should do No, not that that
Speaker 1: is a stupid thing. I'm talking about a rocky ding
Speaker 1: ding ding, a man's bell, give me a man's bet,
Speaker 1: a fairy bell. You want to sell the fairy bell
Speaker 1: you got there, you should take the tinker bell. Pass
Speaker 1: that around. Give me Tom if he's having someone born
Speaker 1: handle too fast? All right? Okay? Can I have something?
Speaker 1: Pass the bomb over the ball for a gad ball
Speaker 1: free take ahead to take a can take it? Okay?
Speaker 1: That was not I think I would like to just
Speaker 1: I would like to make a suggestion, and then I
Speaker 1: would like to have I would like to have my
Speaker 1: suggestion tabled. And I would like someone to my gvelt's Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's coming. It's please, let's not. This show is so
Speaker 1: off the all right, I gotta look. I can I
Speaker 1: please have one less bung hit while great task, I
Speaker 1: want to take this. I want to take the opportunity
Speaker 1: to thank the moots L King who corrected me on Twitter.
Speaker 1: The attic A line is from dog Day Afternoon, not
Speaker 1: and justice for all. He was right. I was wrong, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll admit when I was wrong. I'm like everybody else
Speaker 1: in this room. Thank you, mootsl king. I think we
Speaker 1: should start to show all over again. No, that's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Forget about word said Monday? But what about
Speaker 1: what about the eight minutes of entertainment? Still gonna have that?
Speaker 1: I just think you've been exposed. We just need to
Speaker 1: start it over. And that's what I need from that one.
Speaker 1: Have that. Put that in freaking gold out. Someone gets crazy,
Speaker 1: you just hit the bell. Okay, but that's what we
Speaker 1: need exactly. All right now, listen, I'm begging for you, guys,
Speaker 1: what else do you want? Please, let's just start to
Speaker 1: show again right from here, play to intro, let's jump
Speaker 1: back into it, and let's start off with Tuesday, novembery nine.
Speaker 1: But do we get to keep all what we give
Speaker 1: it all? There's a show and a half exactly. I'm
Speaker 1: willing to play. I want to hear again. I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna call this a Friday episode. This
Speaker 1: is a bonus. So this is your Friday episode. We
Speaker 1: advance the same episode. Everybody who's telling me that we
Speaker 1: don't do Friday shows. This for you. Elvis rand Presents
Speaker 1: Off Air Show is scary Jones great y Yeah. Episode
Speaker 1: eighty six and a half days It Tuesday, Today's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But who gives a ship the Tiny Night Matter. People
Speaker 1: listen to podcast out of order, which it doesn't. We
Speaker 1: don't even don't don't don't go fair show. I'm scary,
Speaker 1: that's gret old freak Ronnie. I'm reading stuff like the sheet.
Speaker 1: You can always get a touch with us at Instagram.
Speaker 1: At the offair show Tuesday when I was thin, Get
Speaker 1: you excited, Gregg Tea, Oh yeah, you can always email
Speaker 1: us at the office show at gmail dot com. All yes,
Speaker 1: keep going, tweet us at the affair show. Don't stop, yes,
Speaker 1: don't stop it going had of information on the episode
Speaker 1: episode I said, it was eighty six and a half
Speaker 1: past tag worst to first, right, we're start doing that over,
Speaker 1: taking three of those. Now we have to carry you
Speaker 1: out of here. Bro, Yeah, you get down the businesses.
Speaker 1: We can move on. Now we can jump back into it,
Speaker 1: move on to what there's nothing freak you were you
Speaker 1: were in the other studio doing the Ryan Seacrest show.
Speaker 1: You didn't get a chance date to follow. So Scary
Speaker 1: and I had a little impromptu meeting about today. So
Speaker 1: and we're gonna catch you up. But when you came
Speaker 1: in here. You just jumped into little caucus in the
Speaker 1: chuckle patch, right, okay, So anyway, Greg TV a new
Speaker 1: game coming out, all right, a new game. It's a segment.
Speaker 1: It's a feature segment, feature, a new feature. Yes, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, shut up, stop freak stop dude, you're just
Speaker 1: like talking over everybody. Shut up on the head of
Speaker 1: the stop it. Oh my god, what is going on
Speaker 1: with you? Guys? Listen? First things first, we you and
Speaker 1: I have to congratulate Scary Jones. I know we will
Speaker 1: have very often, but we unfortunately need to need to
Speaker 1: congratulate him on what because the man got it right.
Speaker 1: The kid went three and know this year, I mean
Speaker 1: this past this past week he went three know this
Speaker 1: past week. He now do swete bong hits. He now
Speaker 1: improved his record to sixteen and eleven yesterday to the Packers.
Speaker 1: They beat the Eagles and he won sounds. Congratulations, Scary.
Speaker 1: He now leads a sixteen and eleven both for your
Speaker 1: fifteen and twelve and I am twelve and fifteen. He'll
Speaker 1: smell me on his With five weeks to go, three
Speaker 1: of dollars up to up for grabs, you're still in
Speaker 1: a two kid, it doesn't look too Yeah, you're just
Speaker 1: not looking good for you. I eat both of you guys,
Speaker 1: like three am right in the hunt. I just want
Speaker 1: to stay in the hunt throughout the entire year. So
Speaker 1: it does not look good for me. Points of football,
Speaker 1: Then what do we do? Listen, So here's the thing,
Speaker 1: though we have a we have a lot to cover today,
Speaker 1: we really do. So should we get right to the music.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start a new segment after the song, and
Speaker 1: I think that we should. I think you guys, let's
Speaker 1: call the school. The first is a great show, A
Speaker 1: great on this one. This is okay go yeah it
Speaker 1: goes again on their shows, A bit from them to
Speaker 1: go to the second SI for us with Tom just
Speaker 1: here guys, here it guys, get it does stay here
Speaker 1: goes goes get easy sound, simple soundings, sleazy sounding us
Speaker 1: coming just there girls here it guys here it does
Speaker 1: get shing now shure now again. Yeah ye shot goes
Speaker 1: again and yeah, who doesn't love that song? That sounds
Speaker 1: so awesome to cool song. The video is great if
Speaker 1: you go to YouTube and you see the that's when
Speaker 1: they're running on the treadmills right and they're chopping with
Speaker 1: treadmill treadmill, yes, okay, go is it an awesome group?
Speaker 1: Are they not? They don't get enough respect videos they do, right,
Speaker 1: I give them props with their videos. You don't want
Speaker 1: their music? Why don't go home and listen to their music?
Speaker 1: But that song? Okay? All right, Suzuki, let's just say
Speaker 1: I want to ask you right now, Okay, I swear
Speaker 1: to you we're gonna listen. What is your favorite group
Speaker 1: right now, right now? Like a favorite band right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A movie released an album? Yeah? I mean I like
Speaker 1: the new Metallic album, like the new Metallica. Okay, that
Speaker 1: all right? What else? I like a band called the
Speaker 1: Local Natives. I'm writing this down Metallica hold on Local Natives,
Speaker 1: yeah right now? Called Astronoid astro Nooid. These groups are
Speaker 1: signed to like a real record label. Yeah yeah, they
Speaker 1: have like they have like followers, records like people go people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to go see Local Natives last month at
Speaker 1: Terminal five in the city. People's not You're not gonna
Speaker 1: want to. I want to shout out Reggie on Twitter,
Speaker 1: who also recognized that Mooney Suzuki live and amplified. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's m o O N I E M O O
Speaker 1: N E Y and Mooney Suzuki. Yeah, that's done. A
Speaker 1: new band that's just a really good I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Affair show listeners. They don't like this kind of music.
Speaker 1: That's so that's your downfall, bald Freak. I don't agree
Speaker 1: with you that that's your downfall. People might think that
Speaker 1: you're awesome, but you suck at music. Listen to local natives.
Speaker 1: Who's that who's like Listen it's to local natives, school people.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. His tastes so out there, it's
Speaker 1: so out there. What does Astronaut even sound like. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like metal. It's like progressive metal music that makes
Speaker 1: you want to run through a brick wall. Bald Freak
Speaker 1: has been just you know, he has the first podcast
Speaker 1: ever on the Elvis Durrand Network. I'll give him that.
Speaker 1: He did independent minded depend you know, he interviews local
Speaker 1: bands and stuff that he likes it. Well, it's been
Speaker 1: scraping the bottom of the I Heart radio barrel ever
Speaker 1: since he came out. Know, nobody's ever heard of it
Speaker 1: because nobody promotes, because nobody likes the music on it.
Speaker 1: That's not true at all. I would like all of
Speaker 1: our off air heads to go listen to Bald Freak
Speaker 1: Ros other podcast, Independent Minded. I gotta do one coming
Speaker 1: out with Janet Devlin. Four minutes before you turn that
Speaker 1: lady said ignore him. He's making fun of Ray Shremmer.
Speaker 1: Black Beetles make fun of Ray Shremmer. The mannequin challenge song.
Speaker 1: Yeah that like, what was the one with the the
Speaker 1: guy who did the with the fox? What the fox says?
Speaker 1: It's the new what the fox says? But Ray Sremer
Speaker 1: has it? Does the fox say? Still? Remember that one? Right?
Speaker 1: That was a big one with the side Who was
Speaker 1: the guy with the who's the Asian guy Bangham style? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gonna go down in history as the classics. But
Speaker 1: Shy and Ray Sherman have nothing to do with one another.
Speaker 1: You're talking about what you trying to say? It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: everybody's doing the mannequin challenge of this song. So it's awesome.
Speaker 1: People are standing around like anything, first of all, not
Speaker 1: moving while the song comes on about Ray Shremmer. By
Speaker 1: the way, about they are they are no, seriously, it's
Speaker 1: it's a well they're well well known hip hop duo.
Speaker 1: Hip hop urban duo. They have no type. I ain't
Speaker 1: got no type, they got no flex zone. They've been
Speaker 1: around for a few years now. Means nothing to you,
Speaker 1: but it means a lot to our fair show listeners,
Speaker 1: missing them and their music. So many people saying so
Speaker 1: thank you for playing Ray shremmert on the offer, emails
Speaker 1: coming in thank you, scary tones for Ray Shremmer. The
Speaker 1: Mannequin song. Do you compare Ray Shremmer to this? This
Speaker 1: has got nothing to style? You're like, this is massive song,
Speaker 1: Let go anywhere around here In the song she's equating
Speaker 1: Ray Shremmer to this that this is K pop. This
Speaker 1: guy's from Japan pop career to be all end judge
Speaker 1: and jury of music. There are other bands out there
Speaker 1: and other people with other taste beside your flub music.
Speaker 1: But I am the maestro for our offir showestro. Did
Speaker 1: you hear what he said? I just testag the maestro,
Speaker 1: the maestro our offfair show listeners, trust me on the music?
Speaker 1: Do I not pick? You? Do I not pick? Did
Speaker 1: do the Elvis Durant And we're on the Elvis Durant Show.
Speaker 1: Come ons myself? What's new? What's really new? Seriously? Though, well,
Speaker 1: we're on the Elvis Durant Show. Do I not do
Speaker 1: I not pick every song on flush to format? Do
Speaker 1: I not pick the first s? Do I not have?
Speaker 1: He does? He does sing in their cars, he does emailing,
Speaker 1: a texting. It's right making requests. He kis. He's got
Speaker 1: the finger on the pulse of the right for the
Speaker 1: people somewhere. I'm not the maestro, mitro do I undisputed
Speaker 1: mishow with it was to music. My you are getting them, Mooney.
Speaker 1: What I gotta tell you that both fre As much
Speaker 1: as I can respect all your music, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell Mooney shizuki is either, But the whole
Speaker 1: point is to play it so you get into it right.
Speaker 1: That's what independent mind it is all about. And that's
Speaker 1: what independent music is all. Okay, I swear to you.
Speaker 1: I pay something to go to sleep to listen to
Speaker 1: the end of my dependent Minded podcast. This guy, the
Speaker 1: maestro has spoken today. When's the last time you went
Speaker 1: to like when's the last time you went to go
Speaker 1: see a band in a club that wasn't like Bruno Mars, Like,
Speaker 1: when was the last time you went to the club
Speaker 1: to see music? It's it's been a minute. A minute.
Speaker 1: How about a decade, bro, how about two? A decade there?
Speaker 1: How about three decade? It's coming down? Look down off
Speaker 1: their heads? What's up with that? Myestro? I look, you
Speaker 1: don't even go in a regular concerts. You don't even
Speaker 1: go see real bands. It was you too like once
Speaker 1: and Billy Joel like once every four years. Those are legendary. Dad,
Speaker 1: that's it. You know you're not on the tipping you're
Speaker 1: not taking the scene. You're here with your ray Schremer
Speaker 1: do you mannequld challenge and you and you who let
Speaker 1: the dogs out that that's your music? Are you talking?
Speaker 1: Letro out? Enough enough? Round two to Paul Freak, we're
Speaker 1: tied up here at one one round of piece. That's
Speaker 1: my Christmas g We're tied up at one round of
Speaker 1: piece at this point. You're awful. Holy musical taste that
Speaker 1: sucks for years. That's so, that's so incorrect. This is
Speaker 1: scary and roddy. This is the fight, the fight number one,
Speaker 1: fight one, this ray shred, Oh my god, because you
Speaker 1: got no culture. You got no culture. He's coming out
Speaker 1: for round number three, had no depth. He's coming out.
Speaker 1: He's hit him lost the pirate and shallow waters. He's
Speaker 1: hitting him low. Can we move on? Guys, we're talking
Speaker 1: about we haven't know, we haven't new. This is really
Speaker 1: getting awkward because both of you need to go to
Speaker 1: your corners. Have a feature we called we give good
Speaker 1: headlines and break You have a jingle for this food
Speaker 1: we can't Yes, I don't have to play it forget
Speaker 1: it to cut it. It's a Star Wars team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well in that case, I thought, you know what, in
Speaker 1: that case, I've thought of a whole another time, like
Speaker 1: I'm an out of space right now? Right you do?
Speaker 1: Let's call it the scoop. That's what we should call it.
Speaker 1: The school school the scoop. Give meself for the scoop?
Speaker 1: What do you go to scoop? What? You just want
Speaker 1: me to do something like it? Yeah, impromptu for the school.
Speaker 1: I don't even like it, like I like to beat
Speaker 1: already you like this a little? For today, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we are doing the scoop. You're like, you're in the
Speaker 1: club right now. Go give me that eight O waighto.
Speaker 1: The scoop, the loopop? What else rhymes with scoop? Go
Speaker 1: into the chicken coop, gonna find out what's the scoop
Speaker 1: from Greg Tea? From Greg Tea? Yeah, gonna do a
Speaker 1: the loop, gonna find out what's the scoop from great Tea?
Speaker 1: Got it? You give me, drop me a beat bet
Speaker 1: or something that you got there? We need something, well
Speaker 1: we need I loved it. I love that. Now one
Speaker 1: let's call it the scoop. I like that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's gonna be too long. I don't think you can
Speaker 1: do that the who entire time? If well, can you
Speaker 1: give it a record anything on your do you recording device?
Speaker 1: How about to do this? It might be killed too difficult,
Speaker 1: too hard. Yeah. And then I'm also in between story, scary,
Speaker 1: in between story. Make sure it's nice and loud. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need stand by for news. You got that there,
Speaker 1: I got that. I need that in between every single story.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna so we are calling it the scoop. It's
Speaker 1: not gonna be called anything else. No, I think you're
Speaker 1: gonna like this. I'm gonna throw out six headlines that
Speaker 1: are going on currently in the news. You six scoops exactly,
Speaker 1: six scoops, six scoops, scoops a live so, and then
Speaker 1: we'll go around the room. We'll get our thoughts on
Speaker 1: the scoop. I love that in between. All right, right
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, So headline number one, Kanye's collapse.
Speaker 1: It turns a spotlight on exhaustion. So, guys, Kanye West,
Speaker 1: it's in the hospital for exhaustion. But the rumor has
Speaker 1: it he was supposed to be let out last night,
Speaker 1: but the doctors kept him back in the hospital last night.
Speaker 1: He was refused dismissal from the hospital. If you're really
Speaker 1: that tired, is that why they're keeping you in the
Speaker 1: hospital or is there something else behind why Kanye is
Speaker 1: in the hospital? Scary Jones? Do you think I think? Um?
Speaker 1: I do think that he's chemically balanced. I think he's
Speaker 1: needed to go to the hospital for a long time.
Speaker 1: And um, I'm not gonna comment much on a guy
Speaker 1: in the hospital, so I'm gonna wait and see. Well,
Speaker 1: freak your thoughts. Kanye exhausted me. I feel like I
Speaker 1: need to go to the hospital from listening to Kanye stories.
Speaker 1: Can I join Kanye in the hospital? Maybe we could
Speaker 1: do a duet? Okay, hey, my is that yes or no?
Speaker 1: That he's in the hospital for exhaustion? Yes, you believe
Speaker 1: the story that he's in the hospital because he's just
Speaker 1: worn out and tired. Yes, okay, I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: there's something else there. And I do not think that
Speaker 1: he's in the hospital on exhaustion alone. What do you think, addict?
Speaker 1: You know what? It could be drugs. There's something. There's
Speaker 1: definitely an imbalance there. Something definitely snapped. Remember when he
Speaker 1: came up here a couple of years ago and he
Speaker 1: cried in the elders Durand studios. Remember that scared don't
Speaker 1: close over that he came up. Remember that bluff, right,
Speaker 1: No one knew what to do. That's to scoop to.
Speaker 1: Kanye West came up to the elbas Story studios and
Speaker 1: he started talking and all of a sudden he broke
Speaker 1: down and started crying in front of We didn't know
Speaker 1: what that was going on. I don't know what he
Speaker 1: was doing something. I'm just saying, there you go, line
Speaker 1: headline number one. You wrote the number one on the
Speaker 1: piece of paper. It's right, but you could keep track.
Speaker 1: Headline six, six, scoops a headline number scoops, headline number two,
Speaker 1: three of the Magic number, head line number two, headline
Speaker 1: number two, The Cleveland Browns are and twelve will the
Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns win another game this year. They got four
Speaker 1: games like the schedule, home against Cincinnati, away against Buffalo,
Speaker 1: home against the Chargers, and away against Pittsburgh. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say they're gonna win the the Bills game. Do you
Speaker 1: think they're winning the Bills game? That's the one game
Speaker 1: that really because the rest of them they got no shot.
Speaker 1: Do you think they go they go one in sixteen? Ronnie?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Bull freak? I mean, I want
Speaker 1: to believe that they gotta win in them. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say they're gonna win one game as well. I don't
Speaker 1: know which game, but can I just say they're gonna
Speaker 1: wine one out of these four they're winning one in
Speaker 1: all fairheads. If you like any of these headlines and
Speaker 1: you want to chime in, drop us a line at
Speaker 1: the All Fair Show Gmail dot com, drop right, drop
Speaker 1: us a line of the scoop. Also, you can tweet
Speaker 1: us at the Off Fair Show All Right, here we
Speaker 1: go headline nights Nice job now. Sebastian Bach of us
Speaker 1: Rowe skin Row song, Hey Is he Is? He's got
Speaker 1: a book coming out December the six, December six, It's
Speaker 1: called eighteen in Life on skid Row, Youth Gone Wild.
Speaker 1: I frighten this in my high school Battle of the Bands.
Speaker 1: That was the last conference, really the high school Battle
Speaker 1: of the Bands. Listen, the cool thing about this book
Speaker 1: is this Ready all right, guys, listen Sebastian Bach. He
Speaker 1: says that they partied back in the day with Arrow Smith,
Speaker 1: Motley Crue, Guns and Roses, Pantera and bon Jovi. Out
Speaker 1: of those groups, which group do you think, he says
Speaker 1: beforety the hardest with, I'm gonna say Motley Crewe, Motley Crewe, Balfreek,
Speaker 1: which what do you think you party? Pantera? Because Pantera
Speaker 1: is the heaviest band on that list, and phil Enselmo
Speaker 1: from Pantera is a maniac. But he read the Motley
Speaker 1: Crewe book, Tommy Lee and Everybody a first hit. They
Speaker 1: were freaking wild. They were the animals. They were wild exactly.
Speaker 1: So here's what I'm gonna tell you. You guys are
Speaker 1: both wrong. I got the scoop. What's the scoop? Ready,
Speaker 1: hard off, fairheads? The answer is Sebastian Box says he
Speaker 1: parted the hardiest with bon Jovi. Don No with the
Speaker 1: with the band bon Jovial Tico Torres and David Bryan
Speaker 1: know exactly, come on, that would be the legs exactly.
Speaker 1: What was the hardest What's the hardest song that bon
Speaker 1: Jovie ever performed the hardest the hard rock song you
Speaker 1: Love a Bad Name Medicine. I so during that time
Speaker 1: of the eighties, off their first album Slippery One Wet,
Speaker 1: give me the what do you think is their hardest song?
Speaker 1: Their hardest rock song on that album from New Jersey,
Speaker 1: Bad Medicine Slipper one Wet, It's gotta be you could
Speaker 1: love a bad name, you give love a bad name.
Speaker 1: I like, let it rock. That's the kind OF's the
Speaker 1: first song off Flippery One. When I when you think
Speaker 1: about the harder track, I just can't believe that bon
Speaker 1: Jovi was the the one band that's Boston Box says
Speaker 1: that they parted the whole Boston Anyway, Let's go news
Speaker 1: Headlineumber four up here man, we're only halfway through. It
Speaker 1: happened in Alaska. Do you have you guys ever been Alaska? No?
Speaker 1: I would love to go though it's it's it's very
Speaker 1: high in my to go list and as far as
Speaker 1: Americans states that are remaining, I want to go to
Speaker 1: see I want to go to Anchorage, agreed. I would
Speaker 1: love to go to Alaska, right, I wouldn't Anchorage for real?
Speaker 1: I would love to go to Alaska. Shop Anchorage, but
Speaker 1: not a lot of people love about I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: But one thing. So, a new three hundred miles sled
Speaker 1: dog race is slated for December, and it can help
Speaker 1: qualify the mushers of the dinerod and you conquest about
Speaker 1: twenty teams are expected to compete during December seventeen. At
Speaker 1: the Fairbanks Daily News miners it says, so there you go, Alaska.
Speaker 1: They made a new three hundred mile sled dog race
Speaker 1: dog sled rage. All right, so what's the scoop there?
Speaker 1: We tell you about that happening the time. That sounds great, Okay,
Speaker 1: next we can come up and something for Alaska. All right,
Speaker 1: new sate number five and running out of story, there's
Speaker 1: fun tonight. You know it's not Yes, can I turn
Speaker 1: this into read off tonight? That should be the first story.
Speaker 1: The holiday shows have begun. They start, what is your
Speaker 1: favorite holiday show of the year? You know it's funny
Speaker 1: you mentioned that? Great? What is it? Because I just
Speaker 1: did a feature on Elvis during dot Com I do
Speaker 1: a feature called a dozen things where where I list
Speaker 1: a dozen essential holiday specials and build off of course
Speaker 1: is amongst those. Number one is you know I didn't
Speaker 1: rank them, I just I just listed to Well, do
Speaker 1: you with that of Santa Claus's ad on there? It's
Speaker 1: not on my top it's not on my Frosty the
Speaker 1: Snowman not on my twelve? Really, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Frosty the Snowman's got to be the original Coppy have.
Speaker 1: I have major problems with Frosty Happy Birthday scare. It's
Speaker 1: poorly it's poorly animated. There's errors, it doesn't make a
Speaker 1: lot of sense, errors, errors before. But the regular people
Speaker 1: will think that Frosty is one of the top twelve.
Speaker 1: That's fair problem. But you who likes Moosi Maccassi, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna rank Frosty. That's what's some classics on my
Speaker 1: list I got first of all. If you're asking what
Speaker 1: my favorite holiday special of all times, clearly it's a
Speaker 1: Charlie Brown Christmas. Really, that's a great one. I agree.
Speaker 1: The bell, ring the bell, that's a friendly Christmas, Happy Holidays,
Speaker 1: give me Happy Birthday, Happy Frosty, Yeah, happy? What's your favorite?
Speaker 1: It's a Wonderful Life. But that's the movie that's still
Speaker 1: that qualifies. Happy Birthday put in the movies get there
Speaker 1: with a hip hop, going to put you in the
Speaker 1: mood right there, Happy Birthday put So that for me,
Speaker 1: Frosty is great. Rudolf, Rudolf the reds Reindeer exactly. You're
Speaker 1: talking about specials. You're talking about movies, because cars, cartoons,
Speaker 1: I think it will see what I was thinking about
Speaker 1: holiday flicks. I think they're all included. What about your daughters?
Speaker 1: Are your daughters into like the old cartoons? Absolutely? Elsa's
Speaker 1: Elf is amazing. Yeah, that was actually my top five
Speaker 1: white I will tell you though, Christmas Story, Christmas Story
Speaker 1: my favorite one. Did to make myself seem really old,
Speaker 1: I'll tell the audience that I saw a Christmas Story
Speaker 1: in the movie theater Wow when it came out that
Speaker 1: that well, listen, all fairheads. If you want to chime
Speaker 1: in on that and tell us what your favorite Christmas
Speaker 1: holiday movie or animated flick gas, please drop us an
Speaker 1: email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com and
Speaker 1: at the Offair Show. Last, but not like your sixth
Speaker 1: and final scoop of the Day, did you guys hear
Speaker 1: about the woman I got a scoop. This is not
Speaker 1: a scoop. This is like, did you guys hear about
Speaker 1: the woman in Texas that jumped out of the taxing airplane?
Speaker 1: She ran, She opened up the hatch. She's sitting there right,
Speaker 1: She opens up the hatch, she runs out onto the wing.
Speaker 1: She jumps down onto the tire and then runs down
Speaker 1: the tarmac. Did you hear about That's like Tom cruise
Speaker 1: a mission imposta. You know that happened. That happened yesterday.
Speaker 1: She trying to reason, passing sure who jumped from plane
Speaker 1: at I H A at I A H will not
Speaker 1: face charges? So this happened in Houston. A woman jumped
Speaker 1: out of the plane while it was taxing at Bush
Speaker 1: International Airport. She will not face charges. Prosecutors said. The
Speaker 1: woman is undergoing a psychological test at this point after
Speaker 1: her jump that started that startled passengers on board United
Speaker 1: Airlines flight eight. She jump while the plane was taken off,
Speaker 1: it was coming back. It was about to actually leave
Speaker 1: and take off to go to New Orleans, and right
Speaker 1: before the pilots about to pull out, she popped open
Speaker 1: the door, jumped out onto the onto the wing. They
Speaker 1: don't like a blueberry pie in the oven. They have
Speaker 1: no freaking get out of here. Where was the taxing from?
Speaker 1: It was from from Houston, from Texas and it was
Speaker 1: going to New York. I'm gonna I got out of her.
Speaker 1: Can we follow up on that story? Absolutely? And then
Speaker 1: in our next set the scoop, Yeah, when we do
Speaker 1: twelve scoops next time, let us know what you think
Speaker 1: about to make scoop number eight like the follow up
Speaker 1: to that story, because I'm curious to know why what
Speaker 1: her motivation was for jumping out of the plane. I
Speaker 1: will get duck, by the way, hashtag the scoop guys.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I didn't know I had it in me
Speaker 1: to do death, and I said that we had nothing
Speaker 1: to talk about on the podcast today. I made me
Speaker 1: eat my words. Six groups listens another song like that,
Speaker 1: this movie Suzuki. When we get back, Scary, tell what
Speaker 1: we're do when we get back. We were going to
Speaker 1: address a very important issue, and that would be the
Speaker 1: question we left you with yesterday. Should you ditch your
Speaker 1: boys to get laid us? Have your compound what I
Speaker 1: did on the show coming up after Ugly Kid Joe,
Speaker 1: I hate this freaking song. This song, it's everything done.
Speaker 1: You ran side wind. I can beat to the CT
Speaker 1: no no hey guy side to sing batch you everything.
Speaker 1: I'll watch you, ugly kid, Joe. I'm just like you
Speaker 1: didn't even let it? What did you man do it?
Speaker 1: This is where my Lodgica comes into play. You'll play
Speaker 1: that piece of crap song from however many years ago,
Speaker 1: but you won't play a song that I that I
Speaker 1: I was that a piece of crap. That was a
Speaker 1: huge song as well. That was like that was Greg Teascar,
Speaker 1: but not mine. Guard putting that on me. Come on,
Speaker 1: I under my show would never play that. He needed
Speaker 1: to hear it for some reason. One mate, where did
Speaker 1: you pull that at it? The other day, I'm driving
Speaker 1: home and you know, like like like like a hot
Speaker 1: dog vendor, they can't have hot dogs for launch And
Speaker 1: we work at a radio station. I just can't possibly
Speaker 1: listen to this radio station every single minute of the day.
Speaker 1: I have my own likes and dislikes and whatever. So
Speaker 1: when I get out of here, see what the audience
Speaker 1: does know is that there are speakers pipe through this
Speaker 1: entire building and they're playing our radio station everywhere you go.
Speaker 1: You cannot get away from it. So we're here, but
Speaker 1: think about this though. We work with headphones. Okay, so
Speaker 1: there is our voices and music being piped into our
Speaker 1: freaking heads every day. Think about music for piping headphone
Speaker 1: music into your head. But seriously, it's not normal. Our
Speaker 1: jobs are not normal. When people go to work, they
Speaker 1: sit in cubicles and they just talk and they do work.
Speaker 1: We have headphones glue to our heads every day out
Speaker 1: So think about people people are listening cruiser people listening
Speaker 1: right now. Think about if you could not take your
Speaker 1: earbuts out of your ears, and you had to sit
Speaker 1: at your desk with earbuts all day long, you go
Speaker 1: and save twenty years here you're going save. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I turned on a bunch of other stacis vendor had
Speaker 1: kiddy hottogs all day. He serves you, So I really
Speaker 1: I was stepping through the scan and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I mean scan, all of a sudden the song came on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, remember this song? And I
Speaker 1: heard it was in my head all day long, So
Speaker 1: I just said, let's play tonight, all right? All right?
Speaker 1: So over the weekend, T and I were expecting bald
Speaker 1: freak to come down and chill with us at our
Speaker 1: big shots give and we were even going to pay
Speaker 1: to be the tig and yeah, no, let me stop you.
Speaker 1: But hold on, let me let me make it clear
Speaker 1: to the listeners. It was never presented to me that
Speaker 1: I was getting paid. Would that have change that was
Speaker 1: in your back? Change your mind? Probably not? Probably, Then
Speaker 1: then the point is moved. So as I was saying,
Speaker 1: ignore him, because at this point it doesn't matter, they
Speaker 1: don't ignore you don't have a point, you know, a point.
Speaker 1: Then you kind of changed your mind. Anyway, What difference
Speaker 1: does it make. It doesn't make a difference. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I'll leave that part out of the start. Not upset
Speaker 1: about it. You're trying about it all last week. You
Speaker 1: really did? You did is not the right term. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But at the eleventh hour you had a
Speaker 1: chance to get to get something and we were gonna
Speaker 1: pay you cash. Leave that part out. It wasn't an
Speaker 1: eleventh hour thing. I texted you. You know, you come
Speaker 1: and hanging with the boys. Hanging with the boys, that's
Speaker 1: from top Gun, right, playing with the boys when they're
Speaker 1: all grease stuff, when they're playing volleyball, o man, great
Speaker 1: sea of it? What's the guy's n five? And Val Kilmer?
Speaker 1: Who's old guy? Rick Rossovich? You ever happened to that? Dude?
Speaker 1: He was popular in the eight in other movies. Really Terminator?
Speaker 1: He's a terminator? Yeah, he had a bit part in Terminator.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all. It's a great story,
Speaker 1: but you did so anyway, Sorry, the mic show has
Speaker 1: spoken no really, so we wanted to take it to
Speaker 1: the listeners to the okay, to the streets, were taking
Speaker 1: to the streets. Oh, he's great, sea, it's funny. He
Speaker 1: saw mixed reviews. Yeah, mixed reviews. Am I wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 1: There was more there, you know that. Yeah, read Henry
Speaker 1: Davidson read. We'll read them all those guys don't count,
Speaker 1: you know, come on, you can read hubbies who else?
Speaker 1: All right, says let's say, okay, I got one right here.
Speaker 1: People tweet us at your fair show about about is
Speaker 1: it okay to dish your boys to get some and
Speaker 1: the first diss anybody to get something like that's the
Speaker 1: whole scenario is already askew, he says. Here Dan the
Speaker 1: marine Marine Marine, Dan, Marine Marine Dan. He says, sorry, bro,
Speaker 1: but bros. Before hoes. Women are fleeting, boys are for
Speaker 1: Dan has some women hating issues. But that's okay. She's
Speaker 1: she's not she was not. No, Dan, that's a little harsh.
Speaker 1: Don't call women hos. That's not right. What you said
Speaker 1: you said yesterday, Scary Jones term he wasn't like referring
Speaker 1: to a specific person as a hoe. Listen, Lonnie, your
Speaker 1: boy Lonnie, He says, I don't think you ever had
Speaker 1: agreed to go in Saturday night ball Peak, so he
Speaker 1: said never ever, ever, he said he did not confirm
Speaker 1: those plans. Thank you one for me. William okay. William K.
Speaker 1: Shaw on Twitter wrote, where was Scary and Greg t
Speaker 1: for Bald Freaks shows? What about that? We did talk
Speaker 1: about that? Now now this actually performed my original music.
Speaker 1: We couldn't make it there. You both didn't show up
Speaker 1: and putting because I didn't go to Big Shots with
Speaker 1: you for two hours. Hobby. Now, Hobby doesn't count, Hubby Road.
Speaker 1: She doesn't count because she's in love and satuate with you.
Speaker 1: Hobby says you and she even says, you know I'm
Speaker 1: on Walt Freaks side. Again. He wasn't originally invited anyway,
Speaker 1: by the way, asked me again. Why we agreed to
Speaker 1: read these comments? Great? Yeah, mixed reviews. Here's yeah from
Speaker 1: Dan get digging on your phone? What happening? What happened?
Speaker 1: Good on Scary? I did Scary say something? How did
Speaker 1: they get a raised? They were? They were here before
Speaker 1: they were right there the voice of reason here both
Speaker 1: when the off Air show gave Sammy Sweethearts some grief
Speaker 1: over picking the packers. Oh no, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with that. Hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: the one. Henry Davidson from today. Here we go, um, here,
Speaker 1: here we go. Uh. Here's Henry Davidson, he says, siding
Speaker 1: with Scary and Greg T. Baud Freak, you should have
Speaker 1: been there on Saturday night. You agreed to go every
Speaker 1: David You're you're totally making that up. That's what he said.
Speaker 1: He just made that up. Yeah. Here's Reggie Preston. He says,
Speaker 1: been having some issues with dealing with the problem. Bauld Freak,
Speaker 1: You're wrong, great T and Scary is right. Reggie tweet
Speaker 1: Rich Felts. He says, sorry, guys, I listened to the
Speaker 1: Offers Show more than I listened to my day Friday.
Speaker 1: And by the way, bald Freak, you're wrong. Another one
Speaker 1: here's Dylan eight Dylan eighteen. I'm siding with t and
Speaker 1: Scary in the case of the game bald freaks get
Speaker 1: skipped out. Here's one vast cast he says, I am
Speaker 1: always a off air show head. And by the way,
Speaker 1: bald freak, you're wrong. Here's here's here's one he didn't
Speaker 1: even refer to ball. Hey, here's one Sawkins oh seven
Speaker 1: five nine. I think it was messed up that bald
Speaker 1: Freak didn't show up, but that appeared one after the
Speaker 1: complaining he did on the care show. Hashtag bros before
Speaker 1: another guy King, he says, your your attica is from
Speaker 1: dog Day after that, and by the way, bald Freak,
Speaker 1: you agree. Bryant Adams wrote, I bet if bald Freak
Speaker 1: knew he was getting paid, he would have been there.
Speaker 1: Hashtag off airhead, hashtag young there's talking Hawkins and that's
Speaker 1: our that's their speculation. That's the head of the off
Speaker 1: air show. Omar the offair head, the king, off airhead,
Speaker 1: he says. He says, I love you off fairheads. We
Speaker 1: run this place and I'll bounce you. Bro Ronnie, you're rolls.
Speaker 1: He did not say that. Here's another one from Duncan
Speaker 1: Duncan Donuts. No, not the official Jackson McConnell. I don't
Speaker 1: blame Bald Freak Music for not coming. I picked the
Speaker 1: girl of it. I'm sorry you got caught there for
Speaker 1: Bald Freak. You screwed up. You should have been with
Speaker 1: the sounds like the listeners have spoken, and once again
Speaker 1: they have spoken correctly. Thank you, listeners heads. I have
Speaker 1: a couple of gigs this weekend. We're gonna shoggle me
Speaker 1: at some of the gigs this weekend. We got a
Speaker 1: holiday party this week gigs this weekend. Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? Lot of gigs? I also got my I
Speaker 1: got Tricia's birthday. There's Tricia's birthday on Saturday, and I
Speaker 1: have to go to the holiday park. No, you're not
Speaker 1: hanging out with I'll drop my bros before that. Nice.
Speaker 1: I mean that in a good way. Do you think
Speaker 1: I should still go to the holiday party even though
Speaker 1: Trich's birthday? Yeah? Of course I should take Trich down
Speaker 1: for her birthday. Not why don't you kill two persons
Speaker 1: once sometbody tell her you're taking her out for dinner
Speaker 1: and take her to the holiday party and then Uh,
Speaker 1: problems out and I don't know it's school. See you
Speaker 1: guys tomorrow. Satan ga yea