1 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,479 Speaker 1: Boom have No Fear of the Iron Reports Stereo podcast 2 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: is here. Beginning Boom Have No Fear. The I Am 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: Rap Reports Stereo podcast is here. Date Night. I went 4 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: to go see this movie Weapons with Josh Brolin. Little 5 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: did I know that it was a zombie slash witch 6 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: themed dark comedy, But I still give it two thumbs up. 7 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: Breakdown Date Night Plus Fantasy Football. I have the number 8 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: two pick in my fantasy football league. Who would you 9 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: take as the number two pick in the twenty twenty 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: five Fantasy football league? I throw the options, the opportunities, 11 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: and what I think I'm going to do. Plus Muhammad 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: Khalil Khalil Mohammad Marshmellow Khalil Mohammad. You fuck you, He's 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: getting it again. All that morning, high flying, fully disruptive 14 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: Iron Rapports Stereo podcast coming up right now, Miles Joanne Hey, 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: the Bleach brother aka the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy 16 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,959 Speaker 1: over time real nice, start this puppy over to real, 17 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: but most wantly start this Iron rap Port stereal pockets 18 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: off with something real punky. This is the Iron Rapports 19 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: Stereo Pockets Like, let's go oh yeah, oh yeah. Boom 20 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: have no fear of the Iron. Rapperport Stereo podcasts. Yeah, 21 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: beginning Boom, have no fear of the I Am Rappaport 22 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: Stereo Podcast is in the place to be. Welcome to 23 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 1: the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Signy Zone 24 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: of Disruption. The name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed 25 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: Ashkenazi aka the Salt of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter 26 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: aka the Gringo man Dingo. Hope everyone's feeling real good. 27 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: Hope everyone feel real safe. Hope every everybody is feeling 28 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: real saying. Hope everybody is feeling really saying. I'm rap 29 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: Port Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct from the gloom 30 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: Tomb of New York. No weave York hot hot. It's 31 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: not crazy hot, but it's August in New York, so 32 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: you know what it is. Anyway, I'm rap Wort Stereo Podcast, 33 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: coming live and direct. We are, if you could believe 34 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: it or not, halfway through the month of August. Halfway 35 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: through the month of August. I hope you are enjoying 36 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: your summer while we have it. I hope you are 37 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,919 Speaker 1: enjoying your break. Hope you're enjoying the sun. I hope 38 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: you're enjoying some time off, as much time off as 39 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: you could possibly get. I know, I am got the 40 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: big colonoscopy next week, big announcement, big colonoscopy. Forget the 41 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,119 Speaker 1: big bill, the big beautiful bill. I got my big 42 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: beautiful colonoscopy coming up next week. As you know on 43 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: the Iron Rapports stereopodcasts, I share this with you guys 44 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: year after year. We're heading into the eleventh year, eleven 45 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 1: year anniversary of the Iron Rapports stereo podcasts, eleven years 46 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: of colonoscopies, eleven years of colonoscopy talk on the Iron 47 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: rap Wort Stereo podcast But like I said, forget the 48 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: big beautiful bill. We are prepping next week for the 49 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: big beautiful colonoscopy. And I suggest everybody, all men over 50 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: the age I think it's a forty go to your 51 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: doctor and get a colonoscopy. It is not as bad 52 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: as you think. It is not as bad as some 53 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: people say, and like, oh they're doing this, and grow up. 54 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: Grow up. Health is wealth. Without your health, you got 55 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: absolutely positively nothing. I suffer from l sort of colitis, 56 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: so I have gotten colonoscopies. Almost every year, not every 57 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: year since I'm sixteen, nineteen eighty six. Fortunately, bark Khashim, 58 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: my alterative colitis is in remission right now, somehow, some way, 59 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: I don't know how. It's in remission right now. I 60 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: am off all medication right now for my alternative colitis. 61 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody deals with colonoscopies, ALC colitis, 62 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: Crohn's disease, but all men over forty call your doctor 63 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: and be like should I can I set up my 64 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: appointment for my colonoscopy? Like I said, I'm doing my 65 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,679 Speaker 1: next week, and they knock you out. You got listen. 66 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: I hope everybody can afford the insurance. I will say 67 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: that I've never had a colonoscopy without the medication. I 68 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,840 Speaker 1: know one person who did it. He was like, no problem. 69 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: I was like, you're crazy. But they put you out. 70 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: They put you on that Michael Jackson, You're out. They 71 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: literally count you down. They don't even count from ten, 72 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: They count seven, six, five, and by by four you're 73 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: like gone. And then you wake up. It feels like 74 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: you've been for a week. You wake up not even 75 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: an hour later, and then they ship you out. That's 76 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: my least favorite part of the colonascaby is when it's over. 77 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: So some people say the colon Askaby says, my least 78 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: favorite part of the colon askaby is when they wake 79 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: you up and they go, Okay, gotta get dressed, mister rapport, 80 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: gonna meet the doctor in the lounge. It's gonna talk 81 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: to you, but you gotta get dressed, and you gotta 82 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: get out. I don't know where you're gonna go, but 83 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: you gotta get out of here. But we got the big, 84 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: beautiful Colonosky coming up next week. And uh, like I said, 85 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 1: call your doctor and get your self checked out, because 86 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 1: without your health you have absolutely positively nothing. We all 87 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: know this. Once your ankle hurts, or once your stomach hurts, 88 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:51,280 Speaker 1: once your feet hurt, anything goes wrong, cold sinus, headaches, 89 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: all the joy goes out the door. How did I 90 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: get on my car? I didn't even know I was 91 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: gonna talk about my colon Asky. It's not till next week. 92 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm actually looking forward to it. You know why I 93 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 1: am looking forward to my Colonoska. I'm looking forward to 94 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: my Colonosk could be because I like knowing that I'm good. 95 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 1: I like knowing that I am cleared obviously with ulco colitis. 96 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: You have to check these things. But whenever I go 97 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: to the doctor and get that call and ask when 98 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: he goes you're all good, I go all right. One 99 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: less thing to worry about, because the mountain, the piles 100 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: of things that I have to worry about that everybody 101 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: has to worry about in twenty twenty five, especially as 102 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: an adult, are are crazy. And it's just one thing 103 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: you check off your list. Like I said, health is 104 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: the most important thing. How did I get on that? 105 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know I got on that. I know 106 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: that I'm be on tour this fall. I am performing 107 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: all over the place. Am I coming to your city? 108 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: I am performing in New Jersey November twenty fifth, twenty six, 109 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: twenty seventh. I am performing in New Jersey November twenty fifth, 110 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: twenty six, twenty seventh. I'm performing in Providence October second, third, 111 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: and fourth. I am performing in Denver October ninth, tenth, 112 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 1: and eleventh. I am performing in Long Island. Governors in 113 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: Long Island had a great show last time. In November. 114 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: I am performing in Arlington, Virginia, November thirteenth, fourteenth. I 115 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: am performing in Chicago with Elon Gold and Mody the 116 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: eighteenth of December. I am performing in LA the twenty 117 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: first of December. All tickets all information are available at 118 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Jersey Providence, Denver, Long Island, Levittown, Arlington, Virginia, Chicago, LA. 119 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: All tickets, all information is available at Michael Rapportcomedy dot com. 120 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: Am I coming to your city? Am I coming to 121 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 1: your city? In January? I'm going to Tulsa and I 122 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: got all other places, but twenty twenty five, it's all up. 123 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. My wife and I went on 124 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 1: a impromptu date the other day. If you don't know 125 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: my wife and I Kibi. We co host upon podcast 126 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: rapaports Reality. Me and my wife co host a podcast, 127 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: Rapaport's Reality, where we discuss all things reality TV and 128 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: we are any fantastic summer of reality TV. We are 129 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: an e beautiful, fantastic summer of reality TV. We drop 130 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: it like clockwork every single Wednesday, Rapaport's Reality. Me and 131 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: my wife we break things down right now. We got 132 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: the Valley. The Valley Reunion is one of the best reunions. Ever, 133 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: is it fun no? Is it captivating? Absolutely positively? Is 134 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:42,959 Speaker 1: it dark yes? Is it lighthearted? Definitely not? But the 135 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: Reunion of the Valley season two excellent, excellent TV. And 136 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 1: of course we have The Real Housewives of Miami awesome 137 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Orange County. The Real Housewives of Miami 138 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: and the Real Housewives of Orange County are two Bravo 139 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: Real Housewives show that have all of their essence and 140 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: integrity intact season after season, season after season. Both of 141 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 1: these shows continue to come back and deliver episode after episode, 142 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:17,559 Speaker 1: and both of them are fantastic this summer Miami Marisol 143 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: Cocky's Cocky's Cocky's and Shannon Badour and the Whole Crew, 144 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: Tamer Judge and the Whole Crew hailing out of Orange 145 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 1: County Ogs of the OCS. But we drop a podcast 146 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,599 Speaker 1: every single week, Rappaports Reality. We discuss all things a 147 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 1: reality TV, all things popular culture, and some curated tidbits 148 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: from the comings and goings of our relationship. Not too much, 149 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: but not too little, just the right amount. You should subscribe, 150 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:49,959 Speaker 1: rate and review and check out a Rapaport's Reality. We 151 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 1: drop it on all podcasts platforms, but my wife and 152 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: I went on an impromptu date the other day. We 153 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 1: were sitting around and I was scrolling on the internet, 154 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 1: and I had been hearing so much about this movie Weapons, 155 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 1: starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin. Julia Garner, who I love. 156 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 1: I love Julia Garner, who at one point was set 157 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,199 Speaker 1: to play Madonna. I guess they we're gonna do a 158 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: Madonna film about how she started her career, not the 159 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: Life and Times of Madonna, which obviously at some point 160 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: will get done. But I really like this actress, Julia Garner, 161 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: who I found. I discovered. I saw her for the 162 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,439 Speaker 1: first time on that show, that Jason Bateman Show. What 163 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 1: the hell is the name of that show? Whatever? The 164 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,680 Speaker 1: name of the show is that Jason Bateman Show. Anyway, 165 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 1: She's dope and Josh Brolin and I had been hearing 166 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: all these great this is the best movie the summer. 167 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: It's incredible, it's a thriller. It's this, that and the third. 168 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,680 Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything about this movie Weapons having anything 169 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: to do with witches or zombies. Now, this was a 170 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: very very very very well done film Weapons, Julia Gardner, 171 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 1: Josh Brolin. I actually give it two thumbs up. I 172 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: give this film two thumbs up. However, I thought it 173 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,120 Speaker 1: was some sort of thriller based on what I was 174 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: seeing on social media, and we said, you know what, baby, 175 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: we don't know much about it. We love Julia Garner, 176 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 1: we love Josh Brolin. Who doesn't love Josh Brolin. We're 177 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:22,199 Speaker 1: gonna go see it. Sit unseen trailer unseen. It's a 178 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:26,280 Speaker 1: thriller about kids disappearing. Unbeknownst to my wife and I, 179 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: this is not just a thriller amount kids disappearing. This 180 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: is some kind of wacky zombie witch film. I don't 181 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,599 Speaker 1: want to give away how the kids disappeared, but it 182 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,439 Speaker 1: had something to do with zombies and witches. Now, I 183 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 1: don't know if you know this about me. I don't 184 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: do vampires. I don't do zombies. I don't do witches, ghoules, gamblins. 185 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,439 Speaker 1: I don't do any of it. Now, if you want 186 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,199 Speaker 1: to hire to me to be an actor in a 187 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: vampire I think i'd be a great vampire. Imagine me 188 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: in a vampire movie. I come to soak your blah lah. 189 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 1: I'd be great in that. But as far as the 190 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: kind of films that I like, I don't with zombies. 191 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:14,360 Speaker 1: I love the movie Zombie Land. There's been zombie films 192 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,720 Speaker 1: that I like, but I'm not a zombie horror officionado. 193 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 1: This film Weapons, now that I'm looking at it is 194 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: sort of being described as a dark zombie thriller comedy. 195 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that I don't think this is 196 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,559 Speaker 1: a dark thriller zombie comedy. I think it's a very, very, 197 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,840 Speaker 1: very well done film. I give it two thumbs up. 198 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: I just didn't know that we on a Sunday afternoon 199 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 1: we're going to see a dark zombie, witch themed kid 200 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: disappearing dark comedy. I didn't know that. And I never 201 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: know the rules and parameters of these witches and these 202 00:12:56,679 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 1: these zombies. The thing that I get frustrated with witches, zombies, vampi, Frankenstein, 203 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: ghosts or what's the rules? Like who does what? Like? 204 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,320 Speaker 1: I know, like vampires, Oh I come to suck your blood. 205 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,199 Speaker 1: And like zombies, it's hard to kill them. That's what 206 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 1: I know about zombies, Like it's hard to fucking put 207 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 1: them down. You shoot them, they come back to life. 208 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 1: You hit them over the head with a shovel, they 209 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,440 Speaker 1: come back to life. You run them over over the car, 210 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 1: they come back to life, which is what is it 211 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 1: like a silver bullet? I don't know, maybe vampires silver bullets. 212 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: I just don't know. And like I feel like if 213 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: you're going to see a film like Weapons, where again 214 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,440 Speaker 1: I'm not an officionado or an expert, I think there's 215 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,439 Speaker 1: a witch. There's one actress. She's great, she plays like 216 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: a fucking witch. She's a witch. And then I think 217 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: she's a witch that turns people into zombies. Again, the 218 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 1: thing I don't understand and the thing that was frustrating 219 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,240 Speaker 1: me about Weapons, the film Weapons with Josh Brolin and 220 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,720 Speaker 1: Julie Garnet is what are the rules? What's the rule book? 221 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,439 Speaker 1: What are the parameters? Can you be a witch that 222 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: turns people in the zombies? Can you be a witch 223 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,320 Speaker 1: that turns people into vampires? Are they vampires? Are they? 224 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: They never say, Oh, these little fucking kids have been 225 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: turned into vampires. And Julia Gorner she might be a zombie, 226 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,959 Speaker 1: Like I just I get confused. That being said, I 227 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: would recommend, I highly recommend the movie Weapons with Josh 228 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 1: Bolan and Julia Gorner. Just know that you're going to 229 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: see a wacky thriller horror sometimes funny, very well done, 230 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: very well acted, very well directed film with strong heavy 231 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: witch slash zombie and possibly vampire themes. But my my 232 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: review is two thumbs up. I just didn't know that 233 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 1: that's what I was walking into at a Sunday three 234 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: fifteen pm screening. I would have liked to maybe go 235 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: see a vampire zombie film in the evening. I prefer 236 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: my vampire zombie films. If I'm gonna go see a 237 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: vampire zombie film, I prefer the like a nighttime thing, 238 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 1: because we went in during the daytime and we came 239 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 1: out it was still light out. That's my only problem 240 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: with it. And I didn't know there were vampire or 241 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: witches and you know, zombie themes in weapons. But again, 242 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 1: I thought it was a very well done film with 243 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: two actors that I really like. When we get to August, 244 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 1: When we get to the middle of August, you gotta 245 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: start focusing on fantasy football. We are a little less 246 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 1: than a month away from the start of the NFL 247 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: season slash the fantasy football season. Now. I don't know 248 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: how you compartmentalize, how you articulate NFL versus fantasy football. 249 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: As far as I'm concern the fantasy football season starts 250 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 1: in a month along with the start of the NFL season. 251 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,400 Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, I am a 252 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:19,840 Speaker 1: senior fantasy football analyst, a champion, a senior fantasy football analyst. 253 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: They call me the jur Ru. Okay, there's fantasy football Guruz. 254 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 1: There's only one fantasy football Jurru. I'm a champion, I'm 255 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 1: a competitor. I am a champion. I have won my coveted, 256 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: very competitive money league, and I plan on winning it again. 257 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: I have been in this league for years. Of course, 258 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: I am in the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League, which 259 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: I haven't won. Shamefully, I have not won. I admit 260 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: it publicly. I have not won the Howard Stern Fantasy 261 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: Football League. Yet. I've been to the mountaintop and I've 262 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: gotten kicked down. I have made it to the mountaintop 263 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,280 Speaker 1: of the Stern Show Fantasy Football League and gotten kicked down. 264 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: Right when I was ready to put my flag. The 265 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 1: name of my team is, of course, Rapaport's Light. Right 266 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,480 Speaker 1: when I was gonna put that Rapaport's Delight flag in 267 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 1: the Stern Shown Fantasy Football League mountaintup, I have been 268 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:24,119 Speaker 1: kicked down by that yuckmouth, dirty lipped baboon ba ba buie. 269 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,280 Speaker 1: I have been kicked down by j D and other people. 270 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: I don't even care to mention them. I haven't won 271 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: the league. I'm embarrassed by it. This is my year. 272 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,200 Speaker 1: I want to win that league and then shut the 273 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,920 Speaker 1: fucking league down. The stern Show Fantasy Football League, it's 274 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,359 Speaker 1: a wrangling infected pigs just to get a draft. We 275 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,320 Speaker 1: don't even have our draft date. We don't have our 276 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,080 Speaker 1: draft order in the stern Show Fantasy Football League. That's 277 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,879 Speaker 1: neither here nor there. What I am here for today 278 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:58,359 Speaker 1: is to discuss fantasy football, preparing myself, preparing you. Okay, 279 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: Rapaport's Delight eight A history of violence, AKA, make it stop, 280 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: make it stop, AKA there will be blood. Baby. We 281 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: are back. We are ready to double up, win my 282 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:15,399 Speaker 1: money league and win the stern Show Fantasy Football League 283 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:22,440 Speaker 1: right now. Mid August Mock draft season slash duress mock 284 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:27,479 Speaker 1: draft season. Are you mock drafting, bro? You mock draft bro. 285 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,200 Speaker 1: It's mock draft season, and if you're gonna mock draft, 286 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: you might as well duress mock draft? What's a duress 287 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: mock draft? And fantasy football. I'll tell you what it is. 288 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 1: You make a pick, you go run around the block, 289 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,600 Speaker 1: you come back second pick. You make your second pick, 290 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: you take a cold shower, you do ten pushups, you 291 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: make another pick. You want to draft in and under duress. 292 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,960 Speaker 1: You want to prepare yourself for anything. You don't know 293 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 1: what you're gonna deal with during your fantasy football draft. 294 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:03,119 Speaker 1: That's why I invented y mock drafting. Right now, we 295 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,520 Speaker 1: are in duress mock drafting for fantasy football season twenty 296 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,600 Speaker 1: twenty five slash twenty twenty six, respectfully, if you're lucky. 297 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: If you're lucky, you'll be playing into twenty twenty six. 298 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: Some of you won't be playing into twenty twenty six, 299 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,640 Speaker 1: and it's probably because you're not going to win your draft. 300 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: You must win your draft. And in order to win 301 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: your draft, you must know your guys and get your guys. 302 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 1: You must know who you want, and you must know 303 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 1: even more importantly, who you don't want. Know your guys, 304 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 1: get your guys. One misstep, one bad pick can destroy 305 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: your entire draft, aka your entire season. One bad pick 306 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 1: can destroy your entire fantasy football season. You know what 307 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 1: I'm talking about, People me and the im rap for 308 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: stereo podcast Think Tank, Miles Davis aka Miles Smiles and 309 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 1: Jordan Winter aka j Dubb. We prepare, we mock draft, 310 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 1: We duress mock draft. In my money league, I have 311 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,639 Speaker 1: the number two pick. Now am I stern show fantasy 312 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: football league? I don't know what pick I have because 313 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,120 Speaker 1: as of right now, we don't know when the draft 314 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,480 Speaker 1: is or what the draft order is, because, like I said, 315 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,760 Speaker 1: it's like wrangling dirty, disgusting, infected dogs in that league. 316 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:31,879 Speaker 1: I have the number two pick overall. If you have 317 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,680 Speaker 1: the number two pick overall in your fantasy football league, 318 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:40,600 Speaker 1: who would you take? Who should I take? Leave a comment? 319 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: Let me know. Are you a fantasy football competitor? If 320 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: you have the number two pick in your league, who 321 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: would you pick? I am going to tell you right now. 322 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:55,880 Speaker 1: Not all leagues are created equal. Summer PPR Summer half PPR, 323 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: Some are no PPR. My league is a one point 324 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: per reception league aka p p R. Do you like PPR? 325 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 1: Leave a comment? Do you love fantasy football? Leave a comment? 326 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,920 Speaker 1: Are you pumped for fantasy football? Leave a comment? Do 327 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:19,200 Speaker 1: you mock draft? Lead? You mock bro you durest mock 328 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 1: fantasy football draft bro. Every season is different. Some seasons 329 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,880 Speaker 1: it's all about receivers. Some seasons it's all about running backs. 330 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 1: I will say, historically, and we crunch the numbers at 331 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap Hoort everyal podcast. Historically, when I have 332 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 1: gone with my running backs, leaned into my running backs 333 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,920 Speaker 1: off the top, I have been successful. I'm not to 334 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 1: say that I haven't been successful when I've leaned into 335 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: wide receivers. Okay, some may say that receivers are more valuable. 336 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: Let's break it down. Every single week in my money league, 337 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: we get to start one quarterback, two receivers, two running backs, 338 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 1: one tight end, one flex, one kicker, one defense. Pretty basic, 339 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 1: pretty straightforward. Yes, we still have kickers. Kickers win games. 340 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,840 Speaker 1: Don't underestimate your kicker. Kickers can win you a game. 341 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 1: I have been going through tape. I've been chat GPI 342 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 1: in it. I have been chat this chat that fantasy football, 343 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: this fantasy football, that crunching numbers, reading numbers, adding subtracting 344 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 1: geometry algebra, all for this fantasy football season. I have 345 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 1: to I have to kick, but I have to kick. 346 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:40,879 Speaker 1: But this fantasy football season, I wanted Jamar Chase at 347 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 1: number two. But it doesn't seem like that's going to happen. 348 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,120 Speaker 1: It feels like everybody is going to take Jamar Chase 349 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: at number one. Everybody and their mom is going to 350 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 1: take Jamar Chase in the number one pick. If you 351 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 1: have the number one pick, who are you taking? Are 352 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,560 Speaker 1: you taking Jamar Chase? Let me know? Leave a comment 353 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,400 Speaker 1: if you have the number one pick in your fantasy 354 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,879 Speaker 1: football league, let me know who you are going after 355 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,680 Speaker 1: as of today. Obviously, injuries and all that stuff. We 356 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 1: don't want anybody to be an injured, But as of today, 357 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,040 Speaker 1: who would you take the number one pick in your 358 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:19,119 Speaker 1: fantasy football league? Last year, Jamar obviously was playing for 359 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 1: a new contract he got. It is the fire and 360 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 1: Desire still there. Shout out to Rick James and Tina 361 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,080 Speaker 1: Marie Fire and Desire. You're probably like, what look up, 362 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:35,359 Speaker 1: Rick James, Tina Marie great song, Fire and Desire Or 363 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,800 Speaker 1: was that Smokey Robinson Rick James? Anyway, that's neither here 364 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,879 Speaker 1: nor there. Last year I had the seventh pick, I 365 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,720 Speaker 1: took Tyreek the Freak, and that was a huge mistake. 366 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 1: Stay away from ty Reek the Freak, Stay away from 367 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins. It's too much chaos, too much infighting. Listen, Tua, 368 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 1: I wish you nothing but the best. Why are you 369 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:03,520 Speaker 1: still playing? Also, Tua, Miami Dolphins, who's your backup quarterback? 370 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,360 Speaker 1: Because inevitably, unfortunately, we all can bet on one thing 371 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: that Tua is not going to make it through the 372 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:16,399 Speaker 1: entire football season. Who's your backup quarterback? Miami? I am 373 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: staying far away from Miami. I'm staying far away from Tyreek, 374 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 1: the freak that was brutal what happened last year. Justin 375 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,119 Speaker 1: Jefferson of the Minnesota Vikings hamstring issue, I got a 376 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 1: hamstring issue. That's probably the only thing physically that me 377 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 1: and Justin Jefferson have in common. I got a hammy issue. 378 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson also has a ham string issue. He always 379 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 1: seems to miss a few games during the season. He's 380 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: got a new quarterback, JJ mccarthur, who was sick at Michigan. 381 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,400 Speaker 1: But this is the NFL. I think he's gonna step 382 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: it up. He was hurt last year and I'm glad 383 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: he was able to sit. I said he had an 384 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,200 Speaker 1: incredible run at Michigan. And all these young quarterbacks, I 385 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: think it's important for them to sit. Let them earner, 386 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 1: understand it unless you're like a freak Jayden Daniels, maybe 387 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: Bo Nicks. I like when these quarterbacks sit. But we 388 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,080 Speaker 1: got j J and Justin Jefferson. You got JJ and 389 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: jay J. Is Justin Jefferson ridiculous? Yes? Is he a 390 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: touchdown machine? Appsolutely? Am I going to take him with 391 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,640 Speaker 1: my number two pick? I don't know. I've never had 392 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson on my team. He has beating me up. 393 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 1: Would you take Justin Jefferson as the number two pick 394 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: in your fantasy football league? He's sick Justin Jefferson and JJ, 395 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: JJ and JJ in Minnesota. But like I said, he's 396 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,679 Speaker 1: got a hammy issue and he always seems to get 397 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:58,479 Speaker 1: dinged up for two, three, maybe four games. Next up 398 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 1: on my Coven depth chart, Cedee Lamb Dallas Cowboys, who 399 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: are going to be playing from behind a lot this 400 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,360 Speaker 1: fantasy football season. He destroyed me last year in one game. 401 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:18,160 Speaker 1: Ce Dee Lamb destroyed me. But whether it's Ceedee Lamb 402 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,960 Speaker 1: or Dak Prescott or a guard or a tackle, somebody 403 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,199 Speaker 1: has always dinged up banged up in Dallas. They make 404 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: me nervous. I had him on My Stern Show. Fantasy 405 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,440 Speaker 1: football league, and some weeks he was great, and some 406 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,719 Speaker 1: weeks he was like, is this guy on my fantasy 407 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:43,440 Speaker 1: football team? Where are you? Cd? I'm knocking on your door. 408 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm looking for you week after week. When he's on 409 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,880 Speaker 1: the field, when he's playing and he's getting him the ball, 410 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,400 Speaker 1: he's ridiculous. Sometimes number one, he's not playing. Sometimes he's 411 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 1: not getting the rock, Dak, I need you to get 412 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb the rock. I could see the Dallas Cowboys 413 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,320 Speaker 1: being behind a lot this year being forced to throw 414 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,440 Speaker 1: the ball, which definitely interests me for fantasy football purposes. 415 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: And then you got the Bengals, you got Chase, you 416 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: got Jefferson, you got the Vikings, you got cdee Lamb 417 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,480 Speaker 1: and the Cowboys. These teams are going to be fun 418 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,360 Speaker 1: to watch week after week after week. I am trying 419 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: to figure out who should I pick with my number 420 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: two draft spot, my number two draft spot, Who would 421 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: you take? I'm gonna tell you one thing. If you're 422 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:37,160 Speaker 1: playing fantasy football, the most important rule rule number one, 423 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: two and three. Even more so, then know your guys, 424 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,719 Speaker 1: get your guys rule number one two three. There are 425 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:52,440 Speaker 1: no absolutely no feelings in fantasy football. None zero point 426 00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:57,560 Speaker 1: zero feelings in fantasy football. If you're a fan, don't 427 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 1: play fantasy football. If you're there because you're picking your 428 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: guy because you're a Giants fan, you're not going to 429 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,359 Speaker 1: win your fantasy football league. If you're picking guys because 430 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,159 Speaker 1: you're a Miami Dolphins fan, an LA Rams fan, or 431 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 1: a Detroit Lions fan, you are not going to win 432 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: your fantasy football league. There are no zero point zero 433 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,160 Speaker 1: feelings in fantasy football. None. But I'm not sure who 434 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,879 Speaker 1: I'm going to pick with my number to draft slot. 435 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 1: I mean, who would you consider picking with your number 436 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,159 Speaker 1: two pick. There's a lot of hype around Brian Thomas. 437 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,360 Speaker 1: Brian Thomas Junior respectfully had him last year. He's talented, 438 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: but number two pick a number two pick. I don't know. 439 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: Nico Collins, He's a horse. He destroyed me last year 440 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 1: hamstring issues also, list missed a lot of time elite neighbors. 441 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: Of course, he had that concussion issue. I don't know. 442 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 1: It feels like the wide receiver pool is deeper in 443 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 1: talent for fantasy but is also lacking the superstar powers 444 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 1: of year past running backs. I mean, listen, like I said, 445 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,960 Speaker 1: I had my most successful fantasy football seasons. When I 446 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: stacked my running backs, when I've had three power horse 447 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 1: running backs, that's when I have kick butt my championship seasons. 448 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 1: But the league is changing. Every season is different. Fantasy 449 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: football do not live in the past. Whether it's running 450 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:30,120 Speaker 1: backs by committee or more involved three or four receiver sets, 451 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:35,880 Speaker 1: running back conversation is more convoluted than ever. It is crazy. 452 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: But there are horses that I have interest in. Again, 453 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 1: I am talking about my number two pick in my 454 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: fantasy football league. I feel like I am going to 455 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 1: get a running back. Bijeon get your weight on. Bijon 456 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,800 Speaker 1: Robinson of the Atlanta Falcons is a beast. I am 457 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 1: also high on Michael Pennock Junior finding ways to get 458 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: him the rock. I never had Bijon on my team 459 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:10,000 Speaker 1: and he has beaten me up. He has beaten me 460 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 1: up in the past. I like fast track players. Will 461 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,240 Speaker 1: Bejeon get the ball enough? Will Saquon Barkley get the 462 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: ball enough? Will say Kuon Barkley break down? What about 463 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,239 Speaker 1: Derrick Henry. He had a ridiculous season last I think 464 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: he had nineteen hundred yards last year was superseded by 465 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:35,760 Speaker 1: the ridiculous MVP. Season of Saquon get your weight on Barkley. 466 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: Obviously he wasn't the MVP. But you know what I'm saying, 467 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. I never had Bjeon Robinson. Who do 468 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,400 Speaker 1: you think should be my number two pick? Would you 469 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 1: go with Saquon? Would you go with Bijon? If somehow 470 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 1: someway Jamar Chase doesn't get drafted first, you gotta go 471 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: with Jamar Chase? Or do you have to get a 472 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 1: running back in the first round of your fantasy football league? 473 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: Let the draft come to you, come to you. The 474 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,480 Speaker 1: aforementioned Saquon Barkley last year, I mean, can he do 475 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: it again? Will he do it again? I don't see 476 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 1: him backing down. He's got that Barkley. But you know 477 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 1: that his uncles Iran Barkley, the boxer. I want stocking. 478 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: That Eagles offense, that offensive machine out of Philadelphia is 479 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,000 Speaker 1: going to be revving. I'm not messing with you, Jalen Hertz, 480 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,480 Speaker 1: but there are people, there are players, There are champions 481 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,920 Speaker 1: on that Philadelphia Eagles team, and of course Detroit Jamiir 482 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 1: Gibbs is another. He's sick. They're saying he's going to 483 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,920 Speaker 1: be getting more receiving touches this year. He was great 484 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,479 Speaker 1: out of the backfield. But but do you think Jamiir 485 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,960 Speaker 1: Gibbs is really a number two pick? Is he ready 486 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,360 Speaker 1: to be your first round pick? In the second draft? Spot? 487 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,719 Speaker 1: Would you go with Jamiir Gibbs? Leave a comment let 488 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 1: me know. I love Jamiir gives David Montgomery. He's still 489 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 1: sniffing around and sometimes he takes touchdowns. But Gibbs went 490 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: the craziest when Montgomery was hurt. I had Gibbs's rookie season. 491 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,440 Speaker 1: I drafted him in the third round, which a little 492 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,960 Speaker 1: bit was a little bit ahead of his time. But 493 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:21,719 Speaker 1: Tamir Gibbs, b Jeon Robinson, Sakuon Barkley, these are all strong, strong, strong, 494 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 1: first round number two picks. And you can't disrespect the 495 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 1: good Christian. You can never disrespect the good Christian. The 496 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 1: good Christian shows up every single Sunday. Or the young 497 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:41,080 Speaker 1: stunned Ashton Genty in Vegas, he's good too. You cannot 498 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: mess up your first round pick. I cannot mess up 499 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,040 Speaker 1: my first round pick. Who else has the number two 500 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,720 Speaker 1: pick in their draft? Who are you going with? Let 501 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: me know? Leave a comment. Who you excited about leave 502 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 1: a comment who you staying away from? It's also important 503 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,720 Speaker 1: fantasy football again to know your guys, know who you 504 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,960 Speaker 1: want and know who you don't want. Who are you 505 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: staying away from? In fantasy football? Fantasy football is less 506 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: than a month away. Are you ready for some football? 507 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:17,760 Speaker 1: Are you ready for some fantasy football? 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You could watch 525 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: the im Rapport stereo pocasts on my you tube page. 526 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,279 Speaker 1: A link is right there, right there. You see it 527 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,920 Speaker 1: right there. Check out the new hard Body Museum quality 528 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,759 Speaker 1: Iron Rapport Stereo podcast on my utube. Channel. Link's right there. 529 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:57,479 Speaker 1: Crazy summer, New York. If you don't wake up, Zora 530 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,680 Speaker 1: On the Moron is going to be Mayor of New York, 531 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 1: New York City. If you do not wake up, you 532 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:08,120 Speaker 1: do not get involved. Every vote counts. Remember that Rock 533 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,960 Speaker 1: the Vote MTV. If you don't rock the vote, like 534 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,600 Speaker 1: when and Sync was popping on MTV. If you don't 535 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:21,320 Speaker 1: rock the vote, like when the late great Aliyah was 536 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,520 Speaker 1: popping on MTV, Zoron the Moron is going to win. 537 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 1: I never thought that I would be saying this. It's August. 538 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,600 Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, it's November. It's for yo. We 539 00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,560 Speaker 1: don't activate right now. Zoron the Moron will become Mayor 540 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:42,480 Speaker 1: of New York City. Zoron the fucking Moron will become 541 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,799 Speaker 1: mayor of New York City. And I'm going to tell 542 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:50,000 Speaker 1: you something for me, somebody like myself. I live on 543 00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 1: the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I have grown up 544 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: walking by Gracy Mansion. I live ten minutes away from 545 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,920 Speaker 1: Gracie Mansion. I cannot fathom the idea of Zoron the 546 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:11,320 Speaker 1: Moron occupying Gracie Mansion as the mayor of New York City. NEPO, 547 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 1: baby spoon up his keyster. He's leading every fucking poll. 548 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 1: One of you fucking guys need to drop out. I 549 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,560 Speaker 1: don't expect, nor do I think it's respectful to think 550 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,799 Speaker 1: that Mayor Eric Adams, whether you like him or don't 551 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,200 Speaker 1: like him, should drop out. He's the mayor. You Cuomo, 552 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:39,360 Speaker 1: you lost, You lost somehow some way, Cuomo who lost 553 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,600 Speaker 1: is leading in the polls over Mayor Adams. It's a 554 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 1: shit fling. It is a yo. I'll back Curtis Lee 555 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:55,800 Speaker 1: if I need to. It's anybody but Zorn. That's twenty 556 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:00,600 Speaker 1: twenty five mayor of New York City. The slogan is 557 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 1: anybody but Zoran the fucking moron, and Zoran the Moron's 558 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 1: first lady. It's looking like it's gonna be Marshmellow Khalil Muhammad, 559 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,880 Speaker 1: this little fucking Khalil Muhammad, this fucking guy Marshmello, Mohammad 560 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,719 Speaker 1: Khalil or Marshmellow Khalil Muhammad. I'm not sure of his name. 561 00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,920 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna learn his name. You don't get my respect. 562 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 1: But some of the most discussed, watched listen to episodes 563 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,000 Speaker 1: of the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast have been when 564 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,719 Speaker 1: I have hammered Marshmellow Mohammad Khalil, who somehow, some way, 565 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,000 Speaker 1: as of the recording of this Iron Rap Port Stereo podcasts, 566 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,399 Speaker 1: has escaped deportation. I thought it was hit the road 567 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 1: Mohammad Khalil and don't you come back no more? No more, 568 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,360 Speaker 1: no more, no more. Hit the road Mohammed Khalil and 569 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,759 Speaker 1: don't you come back no more? What he's saying I 570 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,320 Speaker 1: hit the road Khalil Mohammad and don't you come back no. 571 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,760 Speaker 1: I don't know what happened with this grown ass thirty 572 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:08,799 Speaker 1: year old student hamas cheerleader, who has harassed, who has organized, 573 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: who has defended openly radical and violent protest against adults, 574 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:25,480 Speaker 1: young Jewish adults on Columbia campus is still somehow someway 575 00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,719 Speaker 1: in this country. Khalil Muhammad, who looks like a bag 576 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:35,440 Speaker 1: of marshmallows that were left under a radiator. I know 577 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,000 Speaker 1: you ain't sleeping, you fuck. I know what it's like 578 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,359 Speaker 1: when you got a baby in those first few months, 579 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,080 Speaker 1: but somehow someway instead of being with your baby all 580 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,560 Speaker 1: the time. This fucking guy's on a PR campaign. This 581 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:54,439 Speaker 1: guy's doing more press than Kylie Chloe and Kim Karnashian. 582 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,080 Speaker 1: Why am I seeing more of Khalil Mohammad than I 583 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: am of Kylie Jenner. This guy is everywhere, but he 584 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,560 Speaker 1: got locked up, got locked up, and rightfully so, for 585 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 1: breeding terror on American soil in campuses in New York 586 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,279 Speaker 1: City Columbia University. I thought this motherfucker was gonna be 587 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,719 Speaker 1: kicked out. I was wrong. I thought he was gonna 588 00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,840 Speaker 1: be packed up and shipped back to Syria. And I 589 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 1: know when he was in that prison, he was shitting 590 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:29,279 Speaker 1: his pants, he was pooping in his pants. He sat 591 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,920 Speaker 1: down real nice and real proper. Khalil Mohammad was in 592 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,600 Speaker 1: prison when his wife had his first baby. Because Khalil 593 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,719 Speaker 1: Mohammad when his wife was pregnant, getting ready to give 594 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,239 Speaker 1: birth to their first kid. What was he doing? Was 595 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 1: he putting together the diaper genie? No? Was he putting 596 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:54,680 Speaker 1: together the stroller? No, the bassinet? No? He was out 597 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,280 Speaker 1: screaming and yelling at Jews on Columbia University campus. And somehow, 598 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,600 Speaker 1: some way he still fucking year him and his fucking 599 00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: wife have taken for granted the freedoms that they have 600 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,320 Speaker 1: in the United States of America. You're taking it for 601 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:17,480 Speaker 1: granted and you're still going Khalil Muhammad Zoran the morons 602 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,000 Speaker 1: fucking best man. It's like they're like, they're like this, 603 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: They're like two p's in a fucking pod. And as 604 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,319 Speaker 1: soon as he got out of jail, who was there 605 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,279 Speaker 1: to hug him, to kiss on him? AOC. I want 606 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,480 Speaker 1: to see AOC and Marjorie Taylor Green in the ring 607 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:40,960 Speaker 1: oiled up deathmatch. They're one and the same, AOC and 608 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:47,040 Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green. Matter of fact, I'll have AOC and 609 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,920 Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett. I think Marjorie Taylor Green could take on 610 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,919 Speaker 1: both of them. A tag team, not at the same time. 611 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,960 Speaker 1: Tag team Marjorie Taylor Green versus AOC and Jasmine Crockett. 612 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 1: It's a two on one. But you know Argie Taylor Green, 613 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 1: she's out of her fucking tree. She does CrossFit, and 614 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,840 Speaker 1: she's plugged into the Jewish space laser program. Shall be 615 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,560 Speaker 1: fined two on one? Who do you got miserable Marjorie 616 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:17,840 Speaker 1: Taylor Green, who's got the face of a middle linebacker 617 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,320 Speaker 1: and the feet of Barney Rubble Versus AOC and Jasmine Crockett. 618 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,080 Speaker 1: I got my money on miserable Marjorie Taylor Green. Like 619 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:32,440 Speaker 1: I said, she's got that good Jewish space laser program. 620 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,200 Speaker 1: Not everybody's plugged into the Jewish space laser program, not 621 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,560 Speaker 1: even most Jews are. But as soon as Khalil Mohammad 622 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,919 Speaker 1: got out of prison, has he disappeared? As he kept 623 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,360 Speaker 1: his head down as Chuck Schumer told Jewish students to 624 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,360 Speaker 1: do on the university. Chuck Schumer said that Jewish students 625 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,319 Speaker 1: should just keep their heads down. Has Khalil Mohanaman kept 626 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,600 Speaker 1: his head down, kept his nose clean, maybe read a 627 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,640 Speaker 1: book on how to take care of his newborn, what 628 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,480 Speaker 1: to expect when you're expecting. Has he done any of that? No, 629 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:11,880 Speaker 1: he went right back to the front lines talking that shit, 630 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:21,720 Speaker 1: that terror apologist, terror adoring bull shit, and Bernie Sanders, 631 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,560 Speaker 1: he loves it, Bernie sand I'm not going to name names. 632 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:33,480 Speaker 1: All of these Jewish people in government, all these Jewish podcasters, 633 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,080 Speaker 1: all these Jewish entertainers, all these Jewish people on social media. 634 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:42,320 Speaker 1: I want you to never, ever, ever forget for a second. 635 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,800 Speaker 1: You can praise Hamas all you want. You can rationalize 636 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:53,680 Speaker 1: terror all you want. You can sympathize terror all you want. 637 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:59,160 Speaker 1: You can quote this book and that book and Norman Stinkelstein, 638 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,680 Speaker 1: and you can do whatever you want. But all of 639 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:07,879 Speaker 1: you Jewish people, just know this, Just know this. If 640 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 1: you or any one of your family member's friends were 641 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,360 Speaker 1: in Israel on October seventh, you would be treated like 642 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,839 Speaker 1: all the other Jews were treated. I don't care how 643 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,640 Speaker 1: many watermelons you post, I'm gonna carry me podcast you 644 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,960 Speaker 1: listen to. I don't care many Norman Stinklestein quotes you quote, 645 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 1: or Greta Thunberg bullshit. You're into all of you as 646 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: a Jew Jews, never forget. If you were in Israel 647 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,120 Speaker 1: on October seventh, you would be treated as a Jew. 648 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck is going on. With 649 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,719 Speaker 1: Jews in this country. I don't know why it is 650 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,719 Speaker 1: so hard to have some self respect, some dignity, some 651 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,240 Speaker 1: knowledge of self. And if you didn't have any self respect, 652 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,000 Speaker 1: dignity and knowledge of self before October seventh, you've had 653 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:05,480 Speaker 1: six hundred and eighty days to get some. Bernie Sanders 654 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:12,160 Speaker 1: and the rest of you, Shame on you. Shame on you, deep, deep, deep, 655 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,880 Speaker 1: shame on you. And you chum it up with people 656 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,640 Speaker 1: like Khalil Mohammed, Khalil Mohammad who will not condemn Hamasque 657 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:28,080 Speaker 1: because he loves them. He idolizes them. He he wants 658 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:34,960 Speaker 1: to gargle their dirty sweaty balls while they're dirty sweaty 659 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,759 Speaker 1: pubes all around his mouthpiece. This is a no good 660 00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,800 Speaker 1: terror loving like some people have picture of Michael Jordans, 661 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,000 Speaker 1: some people have a picture of I don't know, Kamala Harris. 662 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,120 Speaker 1: Some people have a picture of you know, actors. Khalil 663 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:52,240 Speaker 1: Mohammad has pictures of terrorists on his He loves terrorists. 664 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,680 Speaker 1: Khalil Mohammad thinks that anti Semitism is being weaponized to 665 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 1: silence freedom of speech. These are his words, Khalil Muhammad, 666 00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,399 Speaker 1: And somehow, some way he did not get kicked out 667 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,920 Speaker 1: of this country, and he's on a PR tour. Who 668 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,239 Speaker 1: the fuck it's locked up? Threatened? Sits in jail for 669 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,800 Speaker 1: one hundred plus days, and then afterwards, while his wife 670 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,279 Speaker 1: just had their first baby, goes on a PR tour, 671 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,160 Speaker 1: doesn't keep their head down, doesn't mind their own business. 672 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,880 Speaker 1: He goes on full tilt, full blast. He went on 673 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,359 Speaker 1: a podcast last week with Ezra Klein. Ezra Klein had 674 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:38,920 Speaker 1: him on his podcast, Ezra Klein of the failing New 675 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,520 Speaker 1: York Times, Ezrak the New York Times. Shame shut that 676 00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,400 Speaker 1: fucking dump hole down. He went on a podcast and 677 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,160 Speaker 1: talked about it. The same New York Times that has 678 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:56,800 Speaker 1: had to apologize and retract statement after statement against Israel 679 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,520 Speaker 1: against the IDF, and hasn't had to retract state after 680 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,799 Speaker 1: statement against Tamas. No one's told me how many fuck 681 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,720 Speaker 1: ups the New York Times has actually made since October seventh, 682 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,560 Speaker 1: but it is. It has got to be ten, twelve, thirteen, 683 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,440 Speaker 1: fourteen retractions at the New York Times has had to make. 684 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:21,120 Speaker 1: Ezra Klein, shame on you, Ezra, you shit bag for 685 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: having this guy on your podcast. I'm actually glad you did, 686 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,040 Speaker 1: because he was able to show exactly who he is. 687 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:36,959 Speaker 1: In four K, let's run down the quotes from Marshmallow 688 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,400 Speaker 1: Mohammad Khalil or Khalil Mohammad that stood out to me. 689 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,839 Speaker 1: He said, I would say, this is his quotes from 690 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,960 Speaker 1: Khalil Mohammad. I would say, there is a manufactured hysteria 691 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,880 Speaker 1: about anti Semitism because of the protests. It's not like 692 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:57,800 Speaker 1: anti Semitism is happening because of the Palestine movement. No, no, 693 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,400 Speaker 1: it's not like anti Semitis is happening because of the 694 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,520 Speaker 1: Palestine movement. It's just gone into a new plateau because 695 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,799 Speaker 1: of the Hamas movement. It's not the Palestine movement, it's 696 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:13,680 Speaker 1: not the people of Gaza movement. Marshmallow Muhammad also on 697 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,040 Speaker 1: Ezra Klein's podgas somehow, some way, these guys try to 698 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:22,640 Speaker 1: rationalize every single thing. He tried to explain and mansplain 699 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,600 Speaker 1: what globalized the Intefada actually means and the ramifications of 700 00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:34,120 Speaker 1: globalizing the Intafada tried to rationalize from the river to 701 00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,200 Speaker 1: the sea, Palestine will be free because he screams them, 702 00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:44,160 Speaker 1: he believes them Globalize the Indefada means attack all Jews, 703 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,960 Speaker 1: violence against all Jews, and in cells anybody who is 704 00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:53,279 Speaker 1: not a radical jihadis like Khalil Muhammad Mohammad, Khalil, this 705 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,480 Speaker 1: is a radical jihadis in the streets, on the streets 706 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,040 Speaker 1: of New York and Ezra Klein, you had him on 707 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,400 Speaker 1: the New York Times podcast, Shame on you. And of 708 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 1: course the thing that everybody got fucking pissed off about 709 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: with this, Khalil Mohammad when he was asked if October 710 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,480 Speaker 1: seventh was something that needed to happen even though it 711 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:17,520 Speaker 1: was a war crime to target civilians, Khalil Mohammad said, 712 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,399 Speaker 1: and I quote, just to break the cycle, to break 713 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,960 Speaker 1: the cycle of Palestinians not being heard, And to me, 714 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,560 Speaker 1: it's a desperate attempt to tell the world that Palestinians 715 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,080 Speaker 1: are here, that Palestinians are a part of the equation. 716 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,760 Speaker 1: That was my interpretation of why Hamas did October seventh 717 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,400 Speaker 1: and why they did the attacks on Israel. That was 718 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:47,640 Speaker 1: your interpretation. Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a movement. Really, Unfortunately, 719 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:56,680 Speaker 1: you couldn't avoid kidnapping, raping, burning civilians, mothers, children alive. 720 00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,640 Speaker 1: You couldn't avoid such a movement. Well, if you couldn't 721 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,719 Speaker 1: avoid such a movement, don't complain about the ramifications of 722 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:10,520 Speaker 1: people reacting to the movement resisting the resistance. Marshmellow Mohammad 723 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:19,879 Speaker 1: Gargle loves to goggle those dirty, stinky terrorist Hamas balls. Unfortunately, 724 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,640 Speaker 1: we couldn't avoid such a movement, and he said it 725 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,920 Speaker 1: was clear that the Saudi Israeli deal was very imminent 726 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,960 Speaker 1: and Palestinians wouldn't have a path to statehood and self determination, 727 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,880 Speaker 1: so they had to do that. So what do you 728 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,399 Speaker 1: got now? Australia, as of the recording of this Iron 729 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,600 Speaker 1: rapp Port stereo podcast, Australia said that they will recognize 730 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:44,640 Speaker 1: Gaza as a state. Who's gonna run it? Haumas? What 731 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:50,120 Speaker 1: are the borders? Who's the government? I wear a Knicks jersey. 732 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,600 Speaker 1: Can I get recognized as an NBA player? I walk 733 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,200 Speaker 1: around with a Yankees hat on? Can you recognize me 734 00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:01,120 Speaker 1: as Reggie fucking Jackson. You could recognize Palestine Gaza as 735 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,000 Speaker 1: whatever you want. If they don't act like a state, 736 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,000 Speaker 1: behave like a state, they ain't never ever gonna be 737 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,200 Speaker 1: a state until Hamas and Amasa is the reason why 738 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,120 Speaker 1: we're here. Hamas is the reason why we are here. 739 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:19,080 Speaker 1: Until Lamas is eradicated, eliminated, or they surrender and they 740 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:25,160 Speaker 1: come out with their dirty, sweaty, stinky kidnapping, killing, raping 741 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,640 Speaker 1: hands up. None of this shit's gonna get fixed. I 742 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,320 Speaker 1: don't care how much you rationalize it. Who recognizes what 743 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,480 Speaker 1: as a state? You could call it whatever you want. 744 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,920 Speaker 1: I wear a knick jersey and walk around with a basketball. 745 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,279 Speaker 1: Does anyone recognize me as an NBA player? But you're 746 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 1: recognized Gaza as a state, Khalil Mohammad. Citizenship is earned, motherfucker. 747 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,440 Speaker 1: Get this fucking guy out of here, Khalil Mohammad. Marshmallow Mohammad. 748 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,480 Speaker 1: Khalil Mohammad openly, outly aligns with a group that wants 749 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,360 Speaker 1: to see the end of Judaism, the end of a 750 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:10,960 Speaker 1: Jewish state, the end of Christianity, the end of Western civilization. 751 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:18,640 Speaker 1: Marshmallow Mohammad, Go change a fucking diaper. People are taking 752 00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,839 Speaker 1: photographs with this guy like he's some sort of fucking hero. 753 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,600 Speaker 1: You're taking photographs with Khalil Muhammad like this is some 754 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,359 Speaker 1: sort of fucking hero. Shame only each and every one 755 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:33,799 Speaker 1: of you done iron report stereo pockets. I'm out. Make 756 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,319 Speaker 1: sure you tell a friend who're telling a friend about 757 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,440 Speaker 1: the Iron Report Stereo Pockets. Make sure you subscribe, rate 758 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,719 Speaker 1: and review. Miles Jornek, The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. 759 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,640 Speaker 1: Take me out of something real nice, take me at 760 00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,600 Speaker 1: it with something real libb, but most importantly, take me 761 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,720 Speaker 1: out of here with something real fun. Can see Iron Rapports, 762 00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:49,799 Speaker 1: Stereo Pockets. I'm done.