Speaker 1: The second.
Speaker 2: I'm always interested when somebody says they have a go
Speaker 2: to move that they use on dates that works every.
Speaker 3: Time, and then they end up on our show.
Speaker 2: But at least it works somewhat. Yes, I've heard of
Speaker 2: this one guy. I'm not going to say he's in
Speaker 2: the room, but he calls it the Ninja.
Speaker 1: You're on the couch Netflix and chilling.
Speaker 2: Next thing you know, sneaks up behind the girl with
Speaker 2: a black mask and a plate of nachos.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: At first I thought scary, and then the nachos came in,
Speaker 3: So now I'm confused.
Speaker 1: I confused. That's exactly where I want you to be.
Speaker 4: Jeff's move cheese.
Speaker 3: So it's like not just on the top now that
Speaker 3: it's just not.
Speaker 4: Interested anymore, it's literally theoretically already working on.
Speaker 2: I don't get picky on the ninja. It works every time,
Speaker 2: and by works, I mean he ends up going.
Speaker 1: To jail, but.
Speaker 2: That he has a go to move he uses on dates.
Speaker 2: Let's talk to Mitchell about it. Mitchell, you pull a ninja.
Speaker 5: I don't say it's a ninja, but you know, I've
Speaker 5: got some got some things in my arsenal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully it's more like Nacho's.
Speaker 2: But okay, we want to hear about that in just
Speaker 2: a second. But first, tell us about the girl that
Speaker 2: you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 5: Her name is Jamie online, you know, doing the online
Speaker 5: dating thing. Came across her profile and thought she was
Speaker 5: really cute.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: The thing that really stood out to me though, is
Speaker 5: that in her picture she is rocking.
Speaker 3: A Fedora, a Fedora.
Speaker 1: Classic Ninja attire.
Speaker 3: I was thinking she was like part of in Sync.
Speaker 1: You know. It is a kind of a throwback.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is time for him to make a comeback,
Speaker 3: is it? Aren't we around that cycle right now?
Speaker 1: I don't know, me, I don't know the butt hats
Speaker 1: are back.
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Let's stop the sidebar on old school fashion and get
Speaker 2: back to Jamie. And how did you end up asking
Speaker 2: her out?
Speaker 5: So, you know, I messaged her and I was like,
Speaker 5: I asked you out. I'm hoping that the first time
Speaker 5: we hang out, I get to see you wearing that fedora.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was that important to the story.
Speaker 5: It was very cool. It's a very distinctive thing, you know,
Speaker 5: and I admire her player and style for pulling it off.
Speaker 6: And she looked good with it, and so you know,
Speaker 6: she sent them laughing emojis, and we set up some
Speaker 6: time to hang out and ended up going out to
Speaker 6: a bar and meeting in person. And I walked in
Speaker 6: and sure enough she had the fedora on, so.
Speaker 3: Very easy to recognize. Yeah, she's the one, absolutely all.
Speaker 2: That she was indeed all right, so far things are
Speaker 2: lining up.
Speaker 1: How did the actual date go?
Speaker 5: The actual date went really well. We clicked, we had
Speaker 5: a nice spark in person, the same kind of banter
Speaker 5: was there from talking online. We got the mutual interest
Speaker 5: like comedy and going to concerts and stuff, and it went.
Speaker 5: It went really well.
Speaker 3: So you're sitting there talking to her and you're thinking like,
Speaker 3: there's going to be more dates probably.
Speaker 5: Then exactly, and kind of also getting the feel that
Speaker 5: like maybe we could take this date to another level.
Speaker 5: So I'm this is me kind of sidebar with you guys.
Speaker 5: I guess this is where my move comes.
Speaker 2: In, thank god, because to be honest, your date was
Speaker 2: kind of putting me to sleep there.
Speaker 1: I want to know what are the moves that you have?
Speaker 1: What does Mitchell do to get to go back to
Speaker 1: his place?
Speaker 5: So my go to is I will invite go back
Speaker 5: to my condo because I have a hot sub there
Speaker 5: and I offer a more intimate experience there.
Speaker 3: I had to go back with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's very apparent.
Speaker 3: What you're looking for when you offer a hot tub
Speaker 3: and to get at though, like you're in a bathing
Speaker 3: suit or maybe not, maybe some arm floaties.
Speaker 1: You guys like each other and float for a while.
Speaker 1: We trust float. Oh is that how it works? Mitchell?
Speaker 7: I mean it can't.
Speaker 5: That's what you're into. I'm down the trust float.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, no, baby, keep the jets off.
Speaker 8: I want to.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Did she bite them?
Speaker 3: Did she go back to your place for the hot tub?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: She was like, well it sounds interesting and fun, but
Speaker 5: like I don't have a bathing suit with me. And
Speaker 5: I was like, well, you don't take spares back in
Speaker 5: the condo.
Speaker 6: We can, that's not a problem.
Speaker 1: You have spare bathing suits in your condo. Is that
Speaker 1: what you just said, Mitchell? I mean.
Speaker 5: Got one piece, I got two people.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: You make it so that women can't even say Noah's
Speaker 2: an option.
Speaker 9: I feel like that should put me off more than
Speaker 9: it does.
Speaker 3: I have no I think I can swim cat like
Speaker 3: she'd made a bathing suit with a woman is just
Speaker 3: I yeah, I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: It's like a washing machine. Aren't you worried?
Speaker 3: You come off as just like a player, you know,
Speaker 3: like you've got a hot tub with spare women's baby
Speaker 3: that makes you want to go more, but it doesn't
Speaker 3: make you want to call them back, Like maybe you
Speaker 3: want to go for the but you're not expecting anything else.
Speaker 2: Maybe that doesn't matter, because it sounds like Jamie was interested.
Speaker 1: Did you guys end up going in the hot tub?
Speaker 10: So, yeah, we have another drink at the bar and
Speaker 10: then end up going back to my place. And I
Speaker 10: think this is kind of where things maybe got away
Speaker 10: from me, because right when we got there, and before
Speaker 10: we even could get in the hot tub, the alarm
Speaker 10: and my phone went off, and I had totally forgotten
Speaker 10: that I had this thing I needed to do for work.
Speaker 5: I couldn't avoid it for any other time. And I
Speaker 5: was like, hey, I'm so sorry, you can get into
Speaker 5: the hot tub. I have to do this thing for
Speaker 5: work real quick.
Speaker 10: But I could tell, like immediately she was turned off,
Speaker 10: and ever since then.
Speaker 5: I can't get hold of her. She did not respond
Speaker 5: to anything. It's total ghosts mode.
Speaker 3: So she didn't suck if she didn't sit alone in
Speaker 3: your hot tub, did she?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't get in.
Speaker 10: I think once she realized I wasn't going to join.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you were.
Speaker 4: Some crazy player, you know what I mean, you wouldn't say,
Speaker 4: oh no, let's not do it like you would say screw.
Speaker 3: He is a crazy player, That's what he's been talking about.
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 4: I think the fact that you had to say, hey,
Speaker 4: I honestly have work. I gotta pause the plans right
Speaker 4: before you get in a hot tub. I think that
Speaker 4: says a lot that you're not just looking for one thing.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's a good thing for I.
Speaker 3: Think she was just looking for one thing and it
Speaker 3: didn't happen. I think he's calling him think of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are all good questions that we should ask
Speaker 2: directly to her.
Speaker 1: Reach out and call her and get your second date
Speaker 1: update right after this second uttam, stop, if we get
Speaker 1: this job, do this, and Mitchell, we help you out.
Speaker 2: Are all four of us invited to come over to
Speaker 2: your hot time?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever had a hot tub show
Speaker 2: party before. And maybe there's a reason for that, I'm
Speaker 2: willing to try it out.
Speaker 1: Mitch. You cool with that?
Speaker 5: If y'all can make it happen, Yes, save it two
Speaker 5: piece for me.
Speaker 3: You have to clean afterwards.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that if you don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners of Mitchell met a girl online
Speaker 2: named Jamie recently. They went out to drinks where he
Speaker 2: used his go to move on her, which is bringing
Speaker 2: up the hot tub back at his condo where you
Speaker 2: can choose from any pre used bikini he keeps handy.
Speaker 3: I know, Mitchell, that you want to call her to
Speaker 3: like get a second date. I want to call her
Speaker 3: and ask what was going through her mind that she
Speaker 3: was going to put on a backup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, used bathing store.
Speaker 4: It's like Whenever twenty one instead of trust.
Speaker 1: Some dude that he washed it.
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, go ahead and ask her. But she
Speaker 8: seemed to be down with it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I washed the bathing's okay, yeah, sure, good.
Speaker 1: All right. I mean she was into it.
Speaker 2: But the problem was as soon as they got back
Speaker 2: to Mitchell's place, his phone went off, reminding him he
Speaker 2: had some work he had to get done. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: she didn't want to stick around while that happened, so
Speaker 2: she took off, and now we're going to try and
Speaker 2: figure out if we can get you another chance to
Speaker 2: get her back into that chacuzzie.
Speaker 1: That's what we all want, that's what she wants to.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's what I want.
Speaker 8: I'm at the friend of the line.
Speaker 1: We all want it. Why doesn't she want it? A
Speaker 1: group goal.
Speaker 3: On the same we're all there, you're in the hot tub.
Speaker 1: With I'll Jamie right now, we'll see what she has
Speaker 1: to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jamie? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is Jamie. What's up? This is Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning the Radio Show. Hey Jamie, Hey, I.
Speaker 7: Can I ask what this is about?
Speaker 2: This is about a hot tub party that we're having
Speaker 2: that you're invited to.
Speaker 7: I have no idea what's going on? What what do
Speaker 7: you need?
Speaker 2: Actually, well, we need some answers from you about why
Speaker 2: you're not calling back our good friend Mitchell, who you went.
Speaker 1: Out on a date with.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, yeah, the hot tubs making sense still now?
Speaker 9: I was like, what is happening right now?
Speaker 2: Because Mitchell reached out to us for this segment that
Speaker 2: we're doing right now called Second Date.
Speaker 1: Update.
Speaker 2: He's trying to figure out why you're not calling him.
Speaker 1: Back after the whole hot tub. The thing didn't go down. Oh,
Speaker 1: he did tell us a little bit about it.
Speaker 2: He told us about going out to drinks with you
Speaker 2: at the bar and then going back to his condo.
Speaker 1: But then he had a work conflict.
Speaker 7: Oh all right, i'll tell you. I'll tell you. We
Speaker 7: were having fun.
Speaker 9: We did have a good time, and like he said,
Speaker 9: hot tub, I was in the mood for some fun
Speaker 9: that night.
Speaker 7: I was like, okay, hot tub condo, let's go.
Speaker 3: Even after he said use bathe and suit that you
Speaker 3: could use.
Speaker 7: Yeah, at that point, I mean we were drinking. It
Speaker 7: was fun.
Speaker 3: I was okay, I was drunk.
Speaker 7: It was like, yes, all right, let's do this. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you were totally into it.
Speaker 7: Very and we were really he he was, He's nice.
Speaker 7: I mean, we were having a good time, okay.
Speaker 9: But an alarm went off on his phone and alarm,
Speaker 9: and I was like, he goes, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 9: so sorry. I have this work that I forgot about.
Speaker 7: And and he goes, so I'm a video games streamer.
Speaker 7: Oh and I'm like, what in the what? Okay?
Speaker 9: So I was like all right, so so what are
Speaker 9: you doing?
Speaker 7: You're gonna play games? He was like, I actually was
Speaker 7: had this idea to get more views and more you know,
Speaker 7: likes and all this stuff.
Speaker 9: I would play games, video games in my hot ub
Speaker 9: with this sexy woman, which is you.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what wait?
Speaker 2: He invited you to be in his video stream in
Speaker 2: your beginning exactly?
Speaker 9: Oh and I like the plan?
Speaker 7: Did you did you have this plan?
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of money. I'll just let you know,
Speaker 1: Jamie wrong.
Speaker 2: We didn't know anything about the video.
Speaker 1: Stream at all. We didn't even know that that's what
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 3: We had no idea.
Speaker 7: Of course, that doesn't even say, you know what, that
Speaker 7: doesn't even surprise.
Speaker 3: Right now, can you do what?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's actually on the other phone line.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's listening and he wants to talk
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 8: I you know, I see how it looks like it
Speaker 8: was a setup, but exactly, honest, the sake of things
Speaker 8: just kind of lining up. But then I was like, well,
Speaker 8: why not just shoot my shot and see if it
Speaker 8: could happen?
Speaker 9: You know, what is wrong with your thinking with it?
Speaker 8: Like, what are you talking about me, Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Don't you want to like, say hi and then exchange
Speaker 2: pleasantries with her first.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm a little overwhelmed here. You know, I'm
Speaker 8: just you and figure it out. We're all overwhelmed here together.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wait, hold on, Mitchell, how could this have not
Speaker 3: been planned? You're the one that sets your streaming schedule.
Speaker 1: It's not like the.
Speaker 3: Boss out there saying and you have to do this bikinis.
Speaker 8: I got caught up in the date and having a
Speaker 8: great time and totally forgot about it.
Speaker 3: It's not the first time you've done it. That's why
Speaker 3: you have the bikinis.
Speaker 8: Alexis, Yeah, have.
Speaker 1: You done this?
Speaker 2: Have you ever done this before? Mitchell had another girl
Speaker 2: in your hot tub while you stream?
Speaker 3: Remember, don't lie because people can find that video.
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8: There are a lot of things flying at me right now.
Speaker 8: Number one, I have never done that with another girl
Speaker 8: and streaming in the hot tub. It was a a
Speaker 8: stroke of not genius of the moment. And number two,
Speaker 8: I have to say I absolutely watched the swimsuits.
Speaker 1: Driving that home. I don't know.
Speaker 4: In his slight defense, both men and women do stream
Speaker 4: hot dugs and they make a lot of money, so
Speaker 4: he could be doing this on his own too.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you were going to make money, were you're
Speaker 3: going to give her a cut?
Speaker 8: I to give you a cut. Yeah, let's figure out
Speaker 8: a co ownership deal.
Speaker 2: Yay, Let's get you a new sexy Fedora to put
Speaker 2: on that head.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be big.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, yeah, maybe that's the reason that
Speaker 2: he that he totally lost what he was supposed to
Speaker 2: do that night.
Speaker 1: The Fedora was so cute, so sad.
Speaker 7: I mean, what can I say?
Speaker 8: You see it now, you get it.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, man.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure Jamie's on board, because Jamie,
Speaker 2: we would love to send you on another date with Mitchell.
Speaker 2: You don't have to get into a hot tub, you
Speaker 2: don't have to put on a bikini. You just have
Speaker 2: to sit down with him to dinner and we'll pay
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 3: I mean, at least he's like honest and a parent
Speaker 3: like he is really true, It's it's very obviously what
Speaker 3: you're getting with Mitchell, right.
Speaker 8: Look, I apologize again. I know it probably wasn't the
Speaker 8: best foot forward, but you were an incredible woman. You're beautiful,
Speaker 8: You're charming. I totally forgot about it. I'm not irresponsible.
Speaker 8: Like that, and I would love to fund all the
Speaker 8: Fedoras you ever want to buy.
Speaker 2: Jamie, that's that video game money.
Speaker 1: What do you say another day with.
Speaker 7: Daddy? Yeah, all right, let's do one more. I am
Speaker 7: gonna wear Fedora, but I'm gonna bring my own freaking suit.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you that a.
Speaker 8: Couple.
Speaker 1: It'll be great.
Speaker 8: I'm not mad at that at all. By all means
Speaker 8: sounds great. Thank you for giving me another chance. And
Speaker 8: thank you.
Speaker 4: And remember nudity isn't even allowed on a stream.
Speaker 1: If you're streaming, you can't.
Speaker 3: Get fully I'm not where we will.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was interested in being on your stream. Hose
Speaker 1: is off.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I just thought of his three
Speaker 2: for one Target bikini sale.
Speaker 1: There's four of us.
Speaker 2: Oh, one of us is going to have to go
Speaker 2: nude volunteer.
Speaker 1: I already picked out of a hat, and.
Speaker 3: You're just gonna wear a hat.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna be the.
Speaker 4: Why the hat?
Speaker 1: Because he likes Foreda he does? Okay back, I see
Speaker 1: I mean this honestly. The second date was an absolute miracle.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I.
Speaker 2: Mean, this guy invites a girl over and when she's there,
Speaker 2: asks her to go live on camera while wearing a
Speaker 2: bikini for his video game stream. If I told you
Speaker 2: that going in that we're going to find out that information,
Speaker 2: we'd say zero percent chance this guy gets a date.
Speaker 3: Rely, it's such a look at the dating world right now,
Speaker 3: like options very limited. I've just taken what you can
Speaker 3: get out there.
Speaker 2: He was just kind of nice and a little bit sincere,
Speaker 2: and that was all it took.
Speaker 3: Apparently those bins were cute.
Speaker 1: I mean they're from Target, obviously they kill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But if you ever want to get a second
Speaker 2: date update or invite us over for a hot Tab party,
Speaker 2: I'll just play.
Speaker 5: The video game.
Speaker 1: You can always email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.