Speaker 1: It's the best bit of the week.
Speaker 2: With Morgan Part two, she's breaking down the top seven
Speaker 2: segments from the Bobby Bones Show this week.
Speaker 3: Happy weekend, friends, I hope you are starting to decorate
Speaker 3: for the holidays. Maybe you're decorating for Thanksgiving or for Christmas,
Speaker 3: whichever is your preference.
Speaker 4: I hope you're enjoying this fun weekend.
Speaker 3: Or at the in between part where everything's about to
Speaker 3: start getting very exciting and very busy. So we're going
Speaker 3: to catch up on the show. That way, if you
Speaker 3: missed anything this week, you're not missing out on what's happening.
Speaker 3: That's what Part two is all about. And part one
Speaker 3: this weekend is with Abby. She joins, we talk about
Speaker 3: live how our halloweens went us decorating for the holidays.
Speaker 3: I got a sign, she also got a sign. They
Speaker 3: were complete opposites. And then our current obsessions all up
Speaker 3: there on Part one and part three is always listener
Speaker 3: Q and A. But if you're not here for any
Speaker 3: of that and you're just here to catch up, let's
Speaker 3: get into it. Bobby's a little curious after a situation
Speaker 3: at Sonic. He gave a really big tip to this guy,
Speaker 3: not once, but twice, and the guy didn't really have
Speaker 3: a reaction.
Speaker 4: So now he's.
Speaker 3: Curious what he did wrong, or maybe what he did right.
Speaker 3: He's not quite sure, So listen and give us your thoughts.
Speaker 1: Number seven, young people think that adults carrying cash is cringe.
Speaker 1: That's the headline. Why not only does gen Z not
Speaker 1: want to use cash, they think that using it is cringe.
Speaker 1: At least that's what a new Harris poll found. They
Speaker 1: asked gen Z, hey, what do you think about cash?
Speaker 1: And they're like, if you have it, it's cringe. Nobody
Speaker 1: pays with cash. I can tell you I only have
Speaker 1: cash to tip. It's why I keep cash. Otherwise I
Speaker 1: don't pay you with cash that often. Quote I do
Speaker 1: not carry even a wallet with me anymore, and I
Speaker 1: carry my ID in my phone just in case. I
Speaker 1: use Apple pay for everything. When gen Z, you're explained.
Speaker 1: So mostly it's that it's technology. Do you carry cash
Speaker 1: on you?
Speaker 5: Sometimes I will say I've started to use my phone
Speaker 5: a lot more feels cool.
Speaker 1: My wife does not carry cash at all ever, and
Speaker 1: there have been times I've been like, hey, take this cash.
Speaker 1: She's like, what am I to do with this? Because
Speaker 1: she uses her phone for everything. If she's paying somebody,
Speaker 1: it's Venmo. If she's credit card on like Apple pay
Speaker 1: in her wallet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I only just recently because we have that grocery
Speaker 5: store below us, and I used to always take my phone,
Speaker 5: my wallet, everything down there with me, and now I
Speaker 5: just take my phone.
Speaker 1: I'm a cash man, I'm also a person. Man. Oh
Speaker 1: oh wow, I've had this. I've had this back for
Speaker 1: a while. Relax. Yeah, No, I keep cash just to
Speaker 1: prove it. I keep cash. Is it just tipping cash?
Speaker 1: That's it? Keep it folded up ready to tip.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to be on the internet at
Speaker 1: somebody who I didn't even tip me.
Speaker 6: Man, you ever grabbed your wallet and not have cash
Speaker 6: in there? And yeah, it's it's stressful.
Speaker 7: Like's not anymore because we have our phone.
Speaker 1: You know what else I've been doing too if for
Speaker 1: some reason I don't have cash, I now feel comfortable
Speaker 1: just going, hey, what's your Venmo? Yeah, like at a valet,
Speaker 1: like at an event once, or I had to park
Speaker 1: at a valet and the kid took my car and
Speaker 1: I didn't have any cash. I hate, I'm gonna Venmo
Speaker 1: you at tip. So that was the deal. We talked
Speaker 1: about tipping because I tip at Sonic. Uh, pretty good,
Speaker 1: I tip, you know, I pull up, I get like
Speaker 1: two waters with nerds in it, and I tip them
Speaker 1: really well. But what's happened is I do tip probably
Speaker 1: high for Sonic, and this one person that I keep
Speaker 1: tipping with one hundred dollars bill, they never even look
Speaker 1: up at me. It's weird.
Speaker 7: It's bothersome to me, even though you're not doing it
Speaker 7: for the thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it for the thinking. But they don't
Speaker 1: even look up.
Speaker 6: That's so weird.
Speaker 7: And it's like you're just you just handed them one
Speaker 7: hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Bill and you and you say that they do notice
Speaker 6: it's a hundred dollars bill.
Speaker 1: Well, they look at it. I don't look. So I
Speaker 1: got a voicemail about this hit.
Speaker 5: It about the Sonic person with one hundred dollars tip.
Speaker 1: I think the reason that he doesn't say anything.
Speaker 5: Is because he thinks that one hundred dollars bill was a.
Speaker 1: Mistaken and he doesn't want to call your attention. By
Speaker 1: the way, he can keeps one hundred dollar bill the box.
Speaker 6: That's a good thought of that.
Speaker 8: Okay, you actually think it's they think it was one pocket.
Speaker 7: He's like this, I can't see.
Speaker 6: He's making the mistake.
Speaker 8: He really is blind.
Speaker 1: Most of the people are like, oh, thanks, and I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it for the thanks. Everybody to know, but
Speaker 1: it's not even They just like look at it and
Speaker 1: then keep their head down on it's the same person
Speaker 1: who's done it twice, and I've just been motivated to
Speaker 1: him more. And it's weird.
Speaker 8: It's like a compet that's what you're motivated to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe they just don't know how to express thank you,
Speaker 5: Like words are hard for them, Like has he said
Speaker 5: anything else?
Speaker 7: Do you like, here are your drinks? Or does he
Speaker 7: keep his head done the whole time?
Speaker 1: No, they hand you the drinks first because I order
Speaker 1: on the app.
Speaker 7: I know. But does he say any words to you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, he walks up and he's like, uh two
Speaker 1: root forty four waters with nerds, Okay, so he can't speak,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, thank you very much. And
Speaker 1: then I pull it out hand it to him and
Speaker 1: now I'm like making sure he sees it. And he
Speaker 1: just takes it and walks right off. First time, not
Speaker 1: a big deal. Oh he didn't even notice.
Speaker 7: I feel like eventually you're gonna be like, hey, dude, like,
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 6: Any do you notice I'm giving you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: And at this point, like after you do it like
Speaker 5: six times, you're gonna be like six times.
Speaker 6: So how much more money you think about?
Speaker 7: You're saying you keep wanting to go back because it's
Speaker 7: a game. Now.
Speaker 1: I just want to reaction, right.
Speaker 6: So just give a thousand. See what he says, I
Speaker 6: had a whole stacked.
Speaker 7: At that point, you to be like, dude, how much
Speaker 7: does it take? Like seriously, how much does it take
Speaker 7: to thank you?
Speaker 8: How much you even care about it?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I just want to look at I just want even
Speaker 1: even a visual like like what the eyes like? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're give him gold bars, diamonds up, a car with
Speaker 1: a bow on it.
Speaker 6: Nothing, still nothing.
Speaker 7: What gives dude?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep trying your house. Yes, thank you for
Speaker 1: the thank you for the voicemail.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Eddie and Lunchbox believe that the Lost and
Speaker 3: Found is up for grabs and you're going to hear
Speaker 3: both of their signs and what they did, and maybe
Speaker 3: you find it questionable. Maybe you agree. I don't quite
Speaker 3: know where I fall on this spectrum. I've never quite
Speaker 3: really thought about the Loston Found besides when I lose something,
Speaker 3: So this is a new one for me to think
Speaker 3: on number six.
Speaker 1: You think this is ethical or not when it comes
Speaker 1: to Loston Founds, Eddie go.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean lunchbox gave me the idea. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, so already we know probably.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a cool water bottle like well that,
Speaker 6: but it had a name written on it. And I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, is that your son's water bottle? Wait,
Speaker 6: like written in sharpier Yeah, like a little sharpie written
Speaker 6: like someone was.
Speaker 1: The name on it is another name Jackson. Did you
Speaker 1: write it?
Speaker 6: Nope? Okay, So I said where'd you get that? He's like, oh, dude,
Speaker 6: I got it from Looston Found at my son's school.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of them too, he said, there were
Speaker 6: so many of them, Like.
Speaker 7: My gosh, that's kind of a little Jackson looking bracket
Speaker 7: Jackson down.
Speaker 1: His name's on it.
Speaker 7: It's like not hard.
Speaker 1: There's like four Jackson's max at that school.
Speaker 5: And as a mom who has like missing water bottles
Speaker 5: from all the time, I'm like where's that water bottle
Speaker 5: we just got?
Speaker 7: You and my son can't find it anywhere? Well, now
Speaker 7: we know, just.
Speaker 8: Go to any lost and found at a school, at
Speaker 8: a jump place, they have one hundred water bottles that
Speaker 8: are never going to be claimed. Man, you take a
Speaker 8: couple of them home each time. You never have to
Speaker 8: buy any water time.
Speaker 1: By the way, at a school though, there's a kid
Speaker 1: named Jackson at the school anyway, so he told you this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you did what. I went back to a
Speaker 6: gym that we go to and I asked. I was
Speaker 6: nice about it. I said, you guys have a lost
Speaker 6: and found and they said, oh yeah, we got tons
Speaker 6: of stuff. I was like, how long has that stuff
Speaker 6: been there? They're like years years.
Speaker 7: They have a system for us.
Speaker 1: I bet you they didn't see at.
Speaker 7: Some point they then donate.
Speaker 6: So then I said, you mind if I look in there,
Speaker 6: and they're like, go to take whatever.
Speaker 1: You want in there? Did you say what you were
Speaker 1: looking for?
Speaker 6: No? No, I just went and I look. I found
Speaker 6: a sweatshirt, an awesome sweatshirt, like a Nike sweatshirt, barely use.
Speaker 6: A basketball, like a really good indoor basketball, no name
Speaker 6: written on it. So I took.
Speaker 1: Them went shopping.
Speaker 6: The lady said, it's been there for years, to just
Speaker 6: take it.
Speaker 8: No, this is acceptable that with Lost and Found, the
Speaker 8: stuff just sits there. You would be surprised.
Speaker 1: We're familiar with how lost and found works.
Speaker 8: So no, no, nobody goes back and looks at lost
Speaker 8: and found. I am telling you. At the school there
Speaker 8: was probably fifty waters bottles. They had coats hanging up
Speaker 8: on hangers. It's just like, man, if if I knew
Speaker 8: what size my son want get a new jacket size,
Speaker 8: you can.
Speaker 6: Figure that out.
Speaker 7: I knew what my kid look, if I.
Speaker 1: Knew his age, if I knew how to spell his name,
Speaker 1: there's no telling what we'd do. I understand, I understand.
Speaker 1: Why is that okay U from lunch box?
Speaker 7: I expect this from Eddie?
Speaker 6: Well, I just got the idea Amy, and it worked.
Speaker 7: You didn't have to do it does work?
Speaker 6: It does? I tested it and it worked.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you did a service for the gym?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, they wanted to get rid of that stuff.
Speaker 6: How bad would they feel they had to throw it
Speaker 6: all that away?
Speaker 1: They wouldn't h all right?
Speaker 6: Right right?
Speaker 1: But you also just went in without a purpose. You
Speaker 1: were like you might just look around.
Speaker 6: Uh huh, no way, yeah, and they said go for it.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: That's when you say when you go onto the buckle,
Speaker 1: not when.
Speaker 5: You Yeah, Like I feel like for Lost and Found,
Speaker 5: you need to say, Okay, what are you specifically looking for?
Speaker 5: Because they want to make sure that you're getting what
Speaker 5: belongs to you.
Speaker 6: Somebody told me a while back to like, if you
Speaker 6: forget your charger while you're.
Speaker 1: Trying, I told you that, ye go to a hotel
Speaker 1: to the front desk, but don't lie about it. What
Speaker 1: do you say, Hey, do you have any chargers in
Speaker 1: the Lost and Found? I have lost my charger?
Speaker 8: Oh no, no, no, I use the no, no, this
Speaker 8: is what I do.
Speaker 6: Lie.
Speaker 8: The last time I stayed here, I left my charger.
Speaker 8: Do you have the Lost and Found? And then they
Speaker 8: pull them out like, oh, that's it.
Speaker 6: A difference from what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Just lying. I feel worse about it because I personally
Speaker 1: told it. Lie. Yeah, I don't mind lying, I know.
Speaker 1: So how do we feel about this?
Speaker 9: Is that?
Speaker 1: Okay, what they did?
Speaker 5: I mean I wouldn't do it, but whatever, Okay, like
Speaker 5: I'm not going to get going to stand it with
Speaker 5: whatever whatever, because I mean, yeah, if people haven't gone
Speaker 5: back for it, But I just am holding onto that
Speaker 5: thought of like what if that one person finally is like.
Speaker 6: Oh, Jackson's looking for oh my sweatshirt.
Speaker 5: Oh the gym, and then they finally go back and
Speaker 5: it's like the day after Eddie takes it.
Speaker 7: And now they won't.
Speaker 6: Get there telling me a year later they're gonna be like,
Speaker 6: Mike sweat shirty.
Speaker 7: You don't know for sure that the Nike sweat shirt
Speaker 7: has been there a year.
Speaker 6: The stuff you got, free basketball, free basketball, dude, legit
Speaker 6: Wilson basketball, text me that address.
Speaker 2: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, the inventor of a really cool product passed
Speaker 3: away and so it inspired this segment. So we all
Speaker 3: went around the room sharing inventions of everyday things, the
Speaker 3: whole story behind it that maybe you didn't know. We've
Speaker 3: got anything from a slushy machined frozen margarita's to crunchy
Speaker 3: tacos and microwaves. So you're gonna get the whole low
Speaker 3: down that way, maybe at a party coming up so
Speaker 3: you can share these cool stories.
Speaker 1: Number five, the man who created the frozen burrito has
Speaker 1: passed away. He created in nineteen fifty six. His name
Speaker 1: was Dwayne Roberts. He was eighty eight. He probably doesn't
Speaker 1: get the respect he deserves now. He did not create
Speaker 1: the burrito because that's probably created like, oh, in Mexico
Speaker 1: somewhere off of Spain or something. Yeah, but the frozen
Speaker 1: burrito made a lot of money with it. He was
Speaker 1: a visionary entrepreneur, a devoted husband. And you know what,
Speaker 1: pour one out for Dwayne Roberts or warm one up maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: warm one up for Dwayne Roberts. So I sent the
Speaker 1: homework assignment out. Bring something in that we utilize a
Speaker 1: lot that we have no idea the story behind it.
Speaker 1: And Amy, you're gonna go first, what do you have?
Speaker 5: Okay, well I have the doctor that created handwashing, like
Speaker 5: washing your hands, And can I tell you.
Speaker 1: Process of it? Yeah? Me tellen invention, just tell stories.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So let's go back to the eighteen forties. His name
Speaker 5: is Ignaz Simon. Little wise got it and he suggested
Speaker 5: that his fellow doctors washed their hands before delivering babies.
Speaker 5: But at the time, his colleagues were a ended like,
Speaker 5: how dare you say that our hands are dirty? Because
Speaker 5: germs you can't see them, so they didn't believe him.
Speaker 5: But there was all of these babies dying, and he
Speaker 5: put two and two together that their hands, they were
Speaker 5: coming from other procedures and then going right into delivering
Speaker 5: a baby, and they had germs on their hands, and
Speaker 5: then the babies were dying.
Speaker 7: Guess what.
Speaker 5: Because they were so offended, he lost his job and
Speaker 5: he was trying to prove to people about these invisible germs.
Speaker 5: He got admitted into an asylum and he literally went
Speaker 5: crazy and died there. That's because nobody believed him. And
Speaker 5: today hand washing is non negotiable, and he was the
Speaker 5: first one to realize it.
Speaker 1: Great story, I've heard it. That's true.
Speaker 6: It's kind of cool.
Speaker 7: It's very true.
Speaker 1: Not yet was there difference in true and very true,
Speaker 1: between true and super true.
Speaker 7: It's like god, it's very very true.
Speaker 6: Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1: Does anybody have an invention? It's a good story. But
Speaker 1: that's not an that's a process.
Speaker 8: It's a safety protocol.
Speaker 6: It was cool though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a storyline and it's true. I'm sorry, that's
Speaker 1: very true.
Speaker 7: Does it?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We're all stupid anyway, all right, lunchbox yours? Oh?
Speaker 8: My boat boy Omar. He's from Kansas. He grew up
Speaker 8: power on a farm and he was owning a dairy queen.
Speaker 8: When he got after World War two and his coke
Speaker 8: machine broke, He's like, huh, you know what, I got
Speaker 8: to keep them cold for the customers. I'm a stick
Speaker 8: in the freezer. And the customers loved them, and you
Speaker 8: know what, that became the Icy And did you know
Speaker 8: Icy and slurpee are the exact same thing. But seven
Speaker 8: to eleven loved it so much, said hey, can we
Speaker 8: sell these in our store? And we're gonna call it slurpey,
Speaker 8: but you're still gonna get the same money and so
Speaker 8: Icy slurpy, same thing. This dude invented it because he
Speaker 8: owned a dairy queen. His soda machine broke and he
Speaker 8: started sticking them in the freezer.
Speaker 6: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: What's Omar's last name? You just had your boy, Omar
Speaker 1: conidlck conet lick.
Speaker 6: That's why he's.
Speaker 8: That's why I said, at least, but how crazy is it?
Speaker 8: Because one thing broke, he sticks it in the freezer.
Speaker 8: Didn't realize they were gonna freeze as much as they did,
Speaker 8: and the customer loved it, and he was like, I
Speaker 8: got to come up with a machine.
Speaker 6: I got it.
Speaker 1: So he invented the machine. That's the intellectual property, because
Speaker 1: you really can't own coke and freezing coke, but you
Speaker 1: can't own the machine that creates whatever that product is
Speaker 1: in that way, yeah, right, And.
Speaker 8: Then seven eleven came to him and said, hey, can
Speaker 8: we sell that part?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We say it twice. No, no, but let me tell you
Speaker 1: is it very true?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 8: No, it's very true. But the he didn't come up
Speaker 8: with the name slurpe. Some guy in the marketing department
Speaker 8: at seven eleven said we're gonna call our slurpee, and
Speaker 8: that's what got his name because it makes that sound
Speaker 8: when you drink.
Speaker 6: It, a slurping sound.
Speaker 1: All right, who all has one?
Speaker 6: I do? Can I go next? Because you have one?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, ray?
Speaker 1: Do you have one?
Speaker 6: Body? Chance?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank god? Okay.
Speaker 6: Oddly mind's connected to the lynchboxes. All right, Oddly I
Speaker 6: love a sequel. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 6: So in nineteen seventy one, Mariano Martinez. It's a Mexican
Speaker 6: restaurant and he serves Margarita's and the bartenders are quitting
Speaker 6: because man, we cannot make enough margarita's. So he's stressed out.
Speaker 6: He goes to seven eleven. He gets a slurpee and
Speaker 6: he sees the machine. He's like, you know what, I
Speaker 6: can pour my margarita stuff in there, and I can
Speaker 6: create what we call a frozen margarita today. Wow, And
Speaker 6: he created the first machine. It's in the Smithsonian right now.
Speaker 1: You guys don't worked that out at all.
Speaker 6: That is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys are not gonna believe this. So this guy,
Speaker 1: one of the mix he just had a margarita and
Speaker 1: he was like, how can I make a mix? You
Speaker 1: you're kidding?
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 6: Margaritas now.
Speaker 8: I mean I literally had a slurpy the other day.
Speaker 8: That's why I thought, Oh, how did where this come from?
Speaker 1: That is so wild?
Speaker 6: Eddie, that is so that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it. You two should kiss it.
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, nuts.
Speaker 8: Is that not wild?
Speaker 1: It's a coincidence. Yeah, it's a pretty good question of
Speaker 1: all the.
Speaker 8: Things in the world.
Speaker 1: Out of all things. Yeah, hey, Ray.
Speaker 7: So so frozen burrito, frozen coke? Yeah, frozen.
Speaker 6: You know what's crazy about him?
Speaker 1: Watching him.
Speaker 6: And Mariano too, Like, he couldn't patent the machine, so
Speaker 6: everyone just makes frozen Margarita's and he didn't get any money.
Speaker 1: Classic Classic Americans hold him down, all right.
Speaker 9: Ray. In the nineteen thirties, this guy named George Nisson.
Speaker 9: He was a gymnast and he was at a circus
Speaker 9: and he saw the trapeze artist and when they'd fall,
Speaker 9: they'd fallen safety nets. And he noticed the safety nets
Speaker 9: they kind of had a little bit of bounce to him,
Speaker 9: and so he thought, what if I made just the
Speaker 9: device that just bounced that people could get some of
Speaker 9: them in the air, some hang time from So he
Speaker 9: took inner tubes from elastic chords that like it was
Speaker 9: more elastic than the safety nets, and he created the trampoline.
Speaker 9: And so then they were able to use that and
Speaker 9: did it become an events and it all moved from there.
Speaker 1: How to help Margarite has passed away jumping on the trampoline,
Speaker 1: was waiting for that. Yeah, yeah, that's good. I like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So who all has one? I have one, Morgan has one?
Speaker 1: Anybody else? All good? Okay? Yeah, we'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then Morgan and I will conclude ours mine involves
Speaker 1: a melted candy bar.
Speaker 6: Is yours related to that too, Morgan?
Speaker 4: No, but mine involves something crunchy ooo.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So here is my invention and the respect
Speaker 1: to an invention that maybe it doesn't get, especially the inventor.
Speaker 1: It was the nineteen forties. The guy was named Percy Spencer.
Speaker 1: He was a defense contractor. He was working for the
Speaker 1: war World War two in the United States and so
Speaker 1: he was working for this raytheon his company, and and
Speaker 1: he was building radar systems to detect enemy planes during
Speaker 1: World War two. Can you guess what we're going?
Speaker 6: I think?
Speaker 1: So one day in nineteen forty five he was standing
Speaker 1: in front of an active magnetron and so that is
Speaker 1: a tube that they used to actually utilize the radar.
Speaker 1: And he had a candy bar in his pocket while
Speaker 1: he was near this, and the candy bar melted and
Speaker 1: he's like, how does that candy bar melt in my pocket?
Speaker 1: Because I wasn't anywhere hot. So the next day he
Speaker 1: put popcorn kernels near the magnetron. Oh yikes, popup, pup, pup,
Speaker 1: pup up all around the lab. Pup pup, pup up up,
Speaker 1: not saying it's the safest. He didn't know what he
Speaker 1: was dealing with, but he's freaking out. Then he tried
Speaker 1: an egg, which exploded in his face, but he had
Speaker 1: someone watching it. He was like, watch this, puts it
Speaker 1: near the tube. Boom, the egg explodes. He then realized
Speaker 1: that what we now know is a microwave that heats
Speaker 1: the food from the inside out. That was the technology
Speaker 1: they were using to track planes. So I said, hey,
Speaker 1: what if we, you know, put this in a box,
Speaker 1: sealed it, and we heated up different things with that.
Speaker 1: Would that be safe? Could it be utilized? So he
Speaker 1: built a metal box. He then trapped those microwaves. Would
Speaker 1: call it a microwave because it's the microwaves, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he directed those waves at the food. The first microwave
Speaker 1: oven was born. The early models were huge. They were
Speaker 1: six feet tall when you bought one. Yeah, they weren't.
Speaker 1: They were a little taller than Eddie and lunchbox, but
Speaker 1: not quite as tall as me.
Speaker 7: Okay, right in the Eddie, Is this really where you
Speaker 7: thought it was going?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Because he said like radar and radiation and then candy
Speaker 6: bar melting. I kind of thought it was going.
Speaker 8: But I thought he was going to this, Moores.
Speaker 6: If the candy bars melting by your leg, why wasn't
Speaker 6: his leg melting?
Speaker 1: I probably it takes more of a temperature to melt
Speaker 1: human thing, I'm guessing.
Speaker 6: Because that would that'd be freaky.
Speaker 1: And also we didn't say melted fully to liquid. If
Speaker 1: it was just a little melty.
Speaker 7: Eddie, and you put melts in the sun and our
Speaker 7: skin doesn't well, I know.
Speaker 1: But then popcorn because the density of like our skin
Speaker 1: and body versus candy Eddie. That's not the point.
Speaker 6: It's don't sidetrack.
Speaker 1: The early models of the microwave were again over six
Speaker 1: feet tall, weighed seven hundred pounds. Whoa, and they cost
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars back then, which now if you were
Speaker 1: to take it it's over sixty thousand dollars today. They
Speaker 1: were mainly used in restaurants and on ships. It wasn't
Speaker 1: until nineteen sixty seven the first home countertop version, the
Speaker 1: Amana red Arrange, at the market. Now nearly ninety percent
Speaker 1: of people have microwaves, and all because the guy was
Speaker 1: working for this company to detect planes for World War
Speaker 1: two and a candy bar melted in his podcast. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: pretty cool, huh Yeah, I wonder about his genitals. Not
Speaker 1: good that too, Yeah, like if he's around it a lot, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure because he was experimenting, not even like even
Speaker 1: before this happened, Like that had to be in his
Speaker 1: pocket for it to happen. Who knows how long he
Speaker 1: was working with that and around that, like and what
Speaker 1: that effected even inside of him. I guess I should
Speaker 1: worry about more than the genitals, But mostly I just
Speaker 1: think of that.
Speaker 7: I wonder how old he was when he died.
Speaker 5: I can ask ask because like I wonder if he
Speaker 5: died of and what he died.
Speaker 6: Of of something related to that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so maybe not.
Speaker 6: I would think it had to do with that.
Speaker 1: He led to the age of seventy six. Not bad,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. He died in nineteen seventy. He never
Speaker 1: became a household name, but he was highly respected by
Speaker 1: the engineering world. He had over three hundred patents, many
Speaker 1: related to radar microwave technology. He did not get rich
Speaker 1: from it. The company gave him a two dollars bonus
Speaker 1: for his discovery of the microwave, but actual he worked
Speaker 1: for the company they got the credit.
Speaker 6: Wise, that's so disappointing.
Speaker 1: That was the standard company reward at the time for
Speaker 1: an employee innovation.
Speaker 8: Oh man, you just kind of made me really say.
Speaker 1: So mad, He's probably happy with that two bucks. There's
Speaker 1: no public record of if he died of cancer or
Speaker 1: anything that had red into correlation with the rays. So yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, nineteen seventy, age seventy six, natural undisclosed, but
Speaker 1: not cancer.
Speaker 7: They're like, don't disclose of this cancer. Don't disclose, right.
Speaker 1: I know he's out there wide open with it for
Speaker 1: a while. Okay, Morgan, what is yours?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 4: Well I had I have too, and I might lean
Speaker 4: a different way.
Speaker 3: So I'll let you guys decide. Do you want crunchy
Speaker 3: or do you want sticky?
Speaker 1: That's a weird question, you zed, Why don't you both?
Speaker 1: WHOA give us crunchy?
Speaker 3: Okay, Crunchy is Mister Glenn Bell had been going to
Speaker 3: this cafe and he was inspired to create his.
Speaker 4: Own version of a crunchy taco.
Speaker 3: This Crunchy Taco then started a Bell's drive in, and
Speaker 3: from that Bell's Drive In, he created Taco Tea in
Speaker 3: the San Bernardino area, and he was like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is going really well. People like my crunchy taco. So
Speaker 3: he decided to open the first Taco Bell restaurant in
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty two, and his customers called his tacos at
Speaker 3: the time tacos, and then from nineteen sixty two he
Speaker 3: met this retired La policeman Kermit, who became Taco Bell
Speaker 3: was first franchisee opening another restaurant in California.
Speaker 1: I have a question to my Mexican friends here, So
Speaker 1: you're telling me crunchy tacos weren't really a thing until
Speaker 1: an American made them, because I love crunchy tacos, Like
Speaker 1: crunch Taco's number one on my lists as far as
Speaker 1: tacos go. Tell me, I don't know about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not really that big of a thing in Mexico,
Speaker 1: no man, so he probably. I'm sure somebody had a
Speaker 1: crunchy taco at some point, but it wasn't like a
Speaker 1: universal like there are two options of tacos. Do you
Speaker 1: want crunchy or do you want soft? Yeah, and minico
Speaker 1: it's more like the dosada, but not really like crunchy tacos.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because the crunchy taco is a taco shell that's
Speaker 6: pretty unique. Yea, Yeah, I love it, And you're right Mike,
Speaker 6: I've never seen this my favorite taco.
Speaker 1: My wife and I were going through all our favorite
Speaker 1: taco places last night. Definitely we hit Taco Bueno because
Speaker 1: of the and what was one in is that Tacaboya
Speaker 1: in Austin, Tacobina Taco Cabana. I was like, I would
Speaker 1: go get like four crunchy tacos and kso before I knew,
Speaker 1: I was like toos and tolerant, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'd be miserable after. But you know what, those few minutes,
Speaker 1: it was great. Taco Tico. Do you guys have those?
Speaker 8: I never heard of you guys have taco.
Speaker 4: We had them in Kansas?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like in the South, because Arkansas we
Speaker 1: had them. We were just convinced it was real Mexican.
Speaker 1: Turns out it was only on like the South and
Speaker 1: the Midwest, on the border.
Speaker 6: On the border. Yeah, that was big.
Speaker 1: Did you have Sinco to Mayo? Let's have it here?
Speaker 1: You do have it here?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, I do have it here.
Speaker 8: We live right down the street.
Speaker 6: Where is that.
Speaker 7: I don't know you've been there, right, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: At Sinco to Mayo. Yeah, the restaurant.
Speaker 6: I figured that's just the name that people call, Oh, I.
Speaker 1: Have been there. I didn't know there was a chain.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's right by Chewy's. Yeah, I've been there, one
Speaker 7: right next door, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay Morgan, what was your other one?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Hold on?
Speaker 3: So he opened hit Now Taco Bell, there's eighty five
Speaker 3: hundred restaurants and not all like just blew up in
Speaker 3: six years for this man creating a crunchy taco.
Speaker 1: My mind's blown that the crunchy taco wasn't wasn't extremely
Speaker 1: present in the taco community until this guy did that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, Jo. Yeah, so Glen Bell, Glenn Bell
Speaker 1: shout out, all right, next up.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 3: So in nineteen twenty eight, Richard Drew is a lab
Speaker 3: tech at a three M. It's this company that's really
Speaker 3: mostly obsessed with sandpaper. But these contractors were complaining that
Speaker 3: there were painting cars and two colors and it was
Speaker 3: a nightmare because there's no really way to mask the
Speaker 3: difference of these two painting colors. So they needed something sticky,
Speaker 3: and so Drew was tinkering with different adhesives and nothing
Speaker 3: was really sticking. So he kind of was like wounded
Speaker 3: in his pride in creating this sticky adhesive. Well, a
Speaker 3: few years later he was experimenting with cellophane to see
Speaker 3: all food packages, and he admitted what we now call
Speaker 3: Scotch tape.
Speaker 1: Huh, I would not have got there from the car part,
Speaker 1: like the part of we're talking about the car paint.
Speaker 1: How did Scotch tape come from this?
Speaker 3: So he was they were convincing him that they needed
Speaker 3: this tape that kind of sticks, but not really sticks.
Speaker 3: So he just kept messing with this sticky adhesive, trying
Speaker 3: to create the perfect thing for these contractors.
Speaker 7: But he didn't.
Speaker 3: So he kept messing with it, never really accomplished it.
Speaker 3: Then he worked for the company with the seal food
Speaker 3: packages and he found a different adhesive and kind of
Speaker 3: mended the two things that he created together to then
Speaker 3: create this perfect Scotch tape.
Speaker 1: I like to talko one better, but that's a good one.
Speaker 6: So is Scotch the company? Great? Great question? The company?
Speaker 9: You're right?
Speaker 1: Three M is still on the package too? And what
Speaker 1: about Sinco to Maya? Is that a place?
Speaker 6: So many questions?
Speaker 1: Kind of I'm lost right now, So it's probably is
Speaker 1: Scotch tape.
Speaker 8: Scotch tape is a brand name used for pressure sensitive
Speaker 8: tape made by three M. Related products developed by three M.
Speaker 1: Oh Well, Scotch is a brand name made by three MS.
Speaker 1: So both are okay. Does everybody fails smart a little bit?
Speaker 1: I want to crunchy taco right now more than having
Speaker 1: a long time. All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week, Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Bobby had a food delivery mishap. There was
Speaker 3: something that went down with the app caused him to
Speaker 3: end up driving up to the restaurant, and at the
Speaker 3: restaurant things went down with the delivery driver. It's kind
Speaker 3: of weird and crazy that this could even happen.
Speaker 1: Number four, This was a very awkward situation that happened
Speaker 1: to me. My wife and I order some food from
Speaker 1: this Mexican food place and we like to play so much.
Speaker 1: They don't have Uber Eats or door Dash, so you
Speaker 1: have to go to their website, you click order. Somehow
Speaker 1: they find a third party it's delivered to you. It's
Speaker 1: very two thousand and one, but it's so good and
Speaker 1: it takes a little longer than normal, so we'll order
Speaker 1: it about once a week, and so we decided we
Speaker 1: ordered the food last night about five point thirty about
Speaker 1: six thirty happens, and it still says like preparing, because
Speaker 1: you can look and it shows you like the little
Speaker 1: chef cartoon guy, you know, whipping stuff up. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they have our order. And
Speaker 1: so an hour and a half goes by, still says preparing.
Speaker 1: So we call them and it goes to a voicemail
Speaker 1: that doesn't give you the opportunity to talk to a person,
Speaker 1: even if you operator or push zero. Ory'll, I'm on fire,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You only get stuck with like the
Speaker 1: AI or the fake leave a message person. And so
Speaker 1: I'm like, fine, I'll just drive up there to get it.
Speaker 1: And so I get in the car and I drive
Speaker 1: into town to get the food and I walk in
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, we got an order here for
Speaker 1: Kaitlon and they're like, okay, hold on one second. And
Speaker 1: I said, we ordered this like two hours ago. I's
Speaker 1: been two hours at this point, so it's probably going
Speaker 1: to be really cold. Is there any way that in
Speaker 1: some of this stuff that's if it's been sitting out?
Speaker 1: Could you make us new? I didn't think that was
Speaker 1: a crazy thing to ask, because it was their site
Speaker 1: that was broken or it was the delivery issue that
Speaker 1: was broken, and they're like, no problem, wait just a
Speaker 1: few minutes. So I'm sitting on the bench in the
Speaker 1: waiting area for the food and they were super quick
Speaker 1: about it. I mean it was done in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: And they walk it out and they go a different
Speaker 1: person Kaitlin, and the person next to me goes, Yep,
Speaker 1: that's me. It was a delivery driver. Now I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there and I'm like, nope, that's me. And the delivery
Speaker 1: drivers like.
Speaker 7: No, that's me because I'm Kaitlyn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they go and show them the phone like
Speaker 1: I'm the delivery driver, and then you show them your
Speaker 1: wife and I'm like no, no, no, we didn't get
Speaker 1: our food for two hours, so I drove up here
Speaker 1: to get it. And so the poor person who brought
Speaker 1: the food out is not confused on who to give
Speaker 1: it to because it's two people claiming they're Caitlin. Hilarious,
Speaker 1: which one And it's a girl.
Speaker 7: So is that your driver.
Speaker 1: Or used to be yes, it is our driver. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the one picking up odds.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, what are the odds? Because I thought, well,
Speaker 5: this is just some other person named Caitlin Chuck the order.
Speaker 1: It's the delivery driver who has on her phone everything
Speaker 1: specifically that she's supposed to get and I said, we
Speaker 1: order this two hours ago, and then what she say?
Speaker 1: She said, I have to take it with me because
Speaker 1: this is like my job. And I'm not mad at
Speaker 1: her because I don't think she'd been waiting two hours
Speaker 1: to go pick up food. It was some sort of
Speaker 1: glitch in the system. So I'm like, I'm Caitlin, that's
Speaker 1: my wife. She's down in the car. She drove me
Speaker 1: and drop me off because it was nowhere to park.
Speaker 1: So I just jumped out to go get it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll take you out to meet her
Speaker 1: if you want. And the person that brought the food up,
Speaker 1: they don't know what to do. They're holding this bag.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those movies where there's two nick
Speaker 1: cages and which one is the real one, and so
Speaker 1: they don't know who to actually give the declaration of
Speaker 1: independence too. And so I'm like, okay, so I just
Speaker 1: I just decribed the bag. I'm like, this is mine.
Speaker 1: I see later. And so I'm walking out and the
Speaker 1: girls like I got to follow you home to your house?
Speaker 6: What on earth.
Speaker 7: She can like clear it in the app.
Speaker 1: And I'm like what. She goes, yeah, I have to
Speaker 1: follow you home. And I said, okay, well we're right
Speaker 1: over here, so you can follow us home. And so
Speaker 1: she does and she drives follows us home. We drive in,
Speaker 1: we drive in the garage, and she drives to the front,
Speaker 1: does a little button pushing, drives out and drives home.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 1: It was a bizarre the whole the fact that she
Speaker 1: came in at the exact same time though after two
Speaker 1: hours and just sat on the front. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm Kaitlin, and there was like, huh, it was Spider
Speaker 1: Man meme. We're pointed at each other.
Speaker 7: But yeah, we got so you started to pay the
Speaker 7: delivery thing and the.
Speaker 6: Tip and he drove out there to get his own
Speaker 6: food and the tip.
Speaker 1: I paid a delivery fee. I tipped the driver because
Speaker 1: we did it all ahead of time thing, and then
Speaker 1: we had to drive and get our own food. That's crazy, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really awkward for a minute. I don't mind awkward,
Speaker 1: but I felt bad for the delivery driver. But I
Speaker 1: wasn't handing her my food and letting her drive it
Speaker 1: to our house. When we had.
Speaker 7: Already hand it off to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I'm good, and then think about the restaurant.
Speaker 6: How confusing it is, like what do I do here?
Speaker 1: We both were like, Kaitlyn and I look like the
Speaker 1: one that's lying because I'm the guy.
Speaker 6: You're a guy. You're not Kaitlyn.
Speaker 1: I'm the guy. So yeah, that happened yesterday.
Speaker 2: Super It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 3: Lunchbox has had a pain in his stomach for several
Speaker 3: months now. He's went to a bunch of doctors, done
Speaker 3: a bunch of tests and hasn't quite gotten any answers. Well,
Speaker 3: and now maybe time for him to get a colonoscopy,
Speaker 3: and he is not looking forward to it so much
Speaker 3: so that he just really doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 1: Number three, Lunchbox has been going to the doctor. He's
Speaker 1: got his pain and it's like on his left hip.
Speaker 1: Where would you say it is, Lunchbox.
Speaker 8: It is if you go to your belly button and
Speaker 8: go about six inches to your left right there above
Speaker 8: the waistline.
Speaker 1: Everybody's feeling that got it. So he's got this pain
Speaker 1: that has been happening over and over again. When does
Speaker 1: it hurt the most.
Speaker 8: Just when I'm moving, like if I stretch, if I
Speaker 8: get out of bed, get off the couch, I mean anything,
Speaker 8: it's anything. It's just a constant pain. It's been there
Speaker 8: for about four months.
Speaker 1: Does it hurt right now?
Speaker 8: If I pull my arm up, it hurts.
Speaker 7: But like on a scale of one to ten. Because
Speaker 7: you didn't look that.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, it's not like I'm in dire pain right then.
Speaker 8: But I can feel it. It's an annoying pain. But
Speaker 8: if I try to go, like run fifty yards, it's
Speaker 8: like a sharp pain.
Speaker 1: Okay, he needs a nice art with all these smiley faces,
Speaker 1: and he's got to pick the one that he feeds.
Speaker 7: Yes, the level of pain, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So we've been talking about this because he went to
Speaker 1: the doctor. They said nothing. You went back to another doctor.
Speaker 1: They said nothing, he went back to another doctor.
Speaker 8: What they say, Oh, yeah, just do some it's probably
Speaker 8: your pelvic floor. Just google some YouTube videos.
Speaker 1: The fact that you're going to doctors and over and
Speaker 1: over they're just telling you to google and YouTube stuff.
Speaker 1: Are you going to real doctors?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to real doctors. I find them on Google.
Speaker 8: And so then I made it. They said, oh, maybe
Speaker 8: it's just gas. I'm like, I've had four months of gas.
Speaker 8: So they said, yeah, you should go see a gastrotologist, gastronontologist,
Speaker 8: I don't know how you say it. Yeah, so I
Speaker 8: made my appointment.
Speaker 1: And I went so, wait, so then you went to
Speaker 1: that doctor.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just went to that the gastrotologist this week.
Speaker 6: Is that what it is?
Speaker 7: Gastro intologists?
Speaker 1: So what did gastrotologists tell you?
Speaker 8: He comes in and he's like, here, yeah, I don't
Speaker 8: think it has anything to do with your colon, but
Speaker 8: we'll give you a colon osipy next week.
Speaker 6: I'm like, wait, wait, wait what And.
Speaker 8: He's like, yeah, I don't think it's anything to do
Speaker 8: with your colon, but might as well get in there
Speaker 8: and give you a colonoscopy.
Speaker 5: Did you tell him that some listeners had thought it
Speaker 5: could be diver tickilitis Yeah, And.
Speaker 8: He told me that he's a doctor and they're not,
Speaker 8: and that it's a great point. And he literally said,
Speaker 8: he goes, yeah, I don't think it's anything with gastro
Speaker 8: but you know, we'll go in there and just take
Speaker 8: a look.
Speaker 6: Anyway.
Speaker 8: I'm like, wait a minute, I came in here for
Speaker 8: you to give me a solution, and you just bait
Speaker 8: and switched me. It's like I got conned into signing
Speaker 8: up for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, Okay, listen, this could be one of
Speaker 5: those things where, like I knew of someone once where
Speaker 5: they fell off a horse and broke their collarbone, and
Speaker 5: then when they went to the doctor, they found a
Speaker 5: tumor right there by the collarbone, and they wouldn't have
Speaker 5: found it unless they broke their collarbone. So what if
Speaker 5: they go in for the colonoscopy. Lunchbucks doesn't feel like
Speaker 5: he really needs that at this moment, But what if
Speaker 5: this is the thing that leads you to finding the
Speaker 5: other thing.
Speaker 8: I see what you're saying. But the doctor is the
Speaker 8: one that said, oh, I don't think it has anything
Speaker 8: to do with your colony.
Speaker 7: It doesn't, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Like the pain is whatever they find has nothing to
Speaker 5: do with the left of your belly button. It could
Speaker 5: be something totally different, but they discover it because of this.
Speaker 7: You have to do it.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm like, I'm very confused on how we went
Speaker 8: from Hey, it has nothing to do with your colon.
Speaker 8: You're fine. You need to go see a different doctor too. Oh,
Speaker 8: but we're gonna do a colonoscopy. Like what like, if
Speaker 8: it's not my colon, why am I doing a colonoscopy?
Speaker 7: Because it could be good to discover what's hiding.
Speaker 1: I would take a tube and go up every hole
Speaker 1: in your body.
Speaker 8: No, I don't know about that. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: That's it, just like.
Speaker 1: Weird, just to be safe, going the hole in the front,
Speaker 1: all in the back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, your mid forties, it's time. Have you ever
Speaker 5: had a colonoscopy?
Speaker 1: I never had a whole whole search.
Speaker 8: No, he said that, you know, you start getting colonoscopes
Speaker 8: at forty five, and so he goes, but we'll just
Speaker 8: get it out of the way.
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 7: And I'm like, what, Like, huh, I support this.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox's impressions of every one of his doctors. Feels like
Speaker 1: he goes to all the three stooges and they're all lazy. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you know?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean, does it not sound that way when he
Speaker 8: tells you after he presses on the area and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't think it's your colon, but we'll get you
Speaker 8: next week. For a kolonoscopy.
Speaker 1: But we don't know how it sounds because we just
Speaker 1: hear an impression. You're doing of him right.
Speaker 8: But I mean when someone tells you, hey, it's not this,
Speaker 8: but we're still going to have you come in for
Speaker 8: this procedure, it's like they just want my money.
Speaker 5: No, you're gonna need to get one at forty five. Anyway,
Speaker 5: he's saying, let's just go ahead and knock it out.
Speaker 1: Now, you get a kolonosy. It's not that hard.
Speaker 7: I do it.
Speaker 1: I've had one.
Speaker 7: You're doing it.
Speaker 1: It's weird the day before when you're having a drink
Speaker 1: whatever concoction and you know, clear everything out that that stinks.
Speaker 1: But it's fine. You go in, you put a little
Speaker 1: dress on, you lay in the bed. They put a
Speaker 1: dress on. Yeah, and one of those little gown Oh
Speaker 1: got it, got it? Yeah, I wore a dress. They
Speaker 1: gave you an option, you wear a gown or you
Speaker 1: can go for Yeah, I wore a prom dress. I'd
Speaker 1: always wanted to. And so then you wake up and
Speaker 1: the next thing you know, you're wheeled out of there.
Speaker 1: When do you have your kol knotsky.
Speaker 8: We set it up for next week, like on a Tuesday.
Speaker 7: So so he's not gonna be here.
Speaker 8: No, No, it's that like, no, no, they do them
Speaker 8: all day, man, anytime.
Speaker 7: You can't come to work.
Speaker 1: Also, it's not like a fro Yo place. You can't
Speaker 1: get it at any time.
Speaker 6: Why can't he come to work.
Speaker 7: Because he's gonna be going to the bathroom all the time.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 8: Literally, they said, oh we got eight am, we got
Speaker 8: ten am, one pm, two pm. I mean, I'm like,
Speaker 8: it only takes fifteen minutes, real quick, in and out.
Speaker 5: Fifteen Yeah, but it's twenty four hours of prep before
Speaker 5: that fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7: But also, yes, you have to get there. They have
Speaker 7: to sedate you.
Speaker 1: It's not like I don't know he's gone to a
Speaker 1: single doctor. When hearing old his stories, I know I'm
Speaker 1: going to start tell you.
Speaker 8: And I he was like, did you get any imaging done?
Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, here's my CT skin. I had
Speaker 8: it on a disc.
Speaker 1: You know, he goes, here's my kid's pictures.
Speaker 8: He literally goes, he goes, we don't have a CD.
Speaker 8: Rom I won't be able to look at that.
Speaker 6: You had it on a CD.
Speaker 1: He brought it on a fly, be learned it.
Speaker 8: That's that's common practice in the medical industry. I'm learning this.
Speaker 1: We're rooting for you.
Speaker 8: Well, these doctors aren't.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, I don't think that you are
Speaker 1: translating what and how they're saying to us in the
Speaker 1: way they're saying it honestly. But I hope they find
Speaker 1: out what's wrong.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm giving you a word for word and
Speaker 8: inflection perfect.
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 1: My surgery is next week too, for sure, for sure,
Speaker 1: mm hmm okay, and my doctors have all said you
Speaker 1: have an actual issue and we should get it fixed.
Speaker 1: None of your doctors said, like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the heck, let's just cut in there and see what
Speaker 1: we find.
Speaker 5: You don't really need it, but we're gonna ahead and
Speaker 5: put some cadaver tendons in you.
Speaker 7: Anyway.
Speaker 1: How would you like a third ankle?
Speaker 7: I know it's cartilage right heartlage?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So what do you have to do to prep
Speaker 5: for your surgery?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure yet, No know?
Speaker 7: Well, how can we support you?
Speaker 1: You can't, I don't need support.
Speaker 6: Can we get you, like, get well soon?
Speaker 1: If you show up with balloons in a Teddy Bear
Speaker 1: when it's an outpatient procedure.
Speaker 6: At the doctor's office.
Speaker 1: He just chased me home in the car. I'll get lunchbox.
Speaker 1: We we're rooting for you, Bud. I know it's been
Speaker 1: a lot of process for you. Yeah, good luck. And
Speaker 1: I don't think you realize what you're getting into. If
Speaker 1: you just think you're going to go and walk in
Speaker 1: and walk out, it's going to be a pretty tough
Speaker 1: twenty four hours leading up to it. Oh, I would
Speaker 1: have had a schedule on a Friday.
Speaker 6: Like I'm doing mine.
Speaker 7: Oh, yours is on a Friday.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it has to be for that's smart.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do anything except on a
Speaker 1: Friday after work because I have a job.
Speaker 8: He told me one o'clock. So I thought, okay, no
Speaker 8: big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine said, can you do a Tuesday or Wednesday?
Speaker 1: I said I cannot. I can only do Fridays. And
Speaker 1: they're like, gotcha, we give you the last surgery on Friday. Perfect.
Speaker 6: It's good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's responsible.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 3: Bobby's wife Kaitline got him a really cute onesie for
Speaker 3: their baby that's on the way, and he also has
Speaker 3: some stories to share from boxes to strollers. There's a
Speaker 3: lot going on at their household right now.
Speaker 1: So I've been acquiring a lot of baby stuff. We
Speaker 1: have a room that's supposed to be a nursery. Eventually,
Speaker 1: the room is empty right now, it's just now room
Speaker 1: we put the stuff for the baby. For example, we've
Speaker 1: got two car seats steal in the boxes that are
Speaker 1: up there. We've got a stroller steal in the boxes
Speaker 1: up there. We have a couple different articles of baby clothes.
Speaker 1: I showed one of them on Instagram. It said this
Speaker 1: little pig said, woo.
Speaker 6: That was cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, cute onesie. I can post me and
Speaker 1: any artist. I can post me and by myself me,
Speaker 1: and nothing engages people like anything about baby or my wife.
Speaker 1: Just generally it's my page. I people don't even click
Speaker 1: on crap unless it's like my wife or anything to
Speaker 1: do with the baby. I put up a video and
Speaker 1: I think the video was translated differently than I expected it.
Speaker 1: And I was playing music on my phone through my
Speaker 1: wife's stomach, and the thing was, hey, I want to
Speaker 1: make sure the baby knows good music.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: I was doing that as a joke. And so I
Speaker 1: have the phone. It's playing counting Crows round. We always
Speaker 1: stay up late, and I'm kind of singing, and my
Speaker 1: wife's recording me because she knows I'm also being stupid,
Speaker 1: because the whole thing is I'm playing as much of
Speaker 1: my music around my wife when she's around me as possible,
Speaker 1: because going this kid when it's born, it needs no
Speaker 1: good music. And my wife doesn't think it's good music.
Speaker 1: She calls it uncle music, like something her uncle would
Speaker 1: have played for her. And so she records it, and
Speaker 1: I put it on my Instagram, which is mister Bobby Bones,
Speaker 1: and everybody's like, that's so sweet. Oh, you're playing music
Speaker 1: for the baby, aim, even when I'm getting teary eyed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was totally meant as a joke.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I thought it was sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't mean that.
Speaker 7: And plus that song's legit.
Speaker 1: It's a great song. Yes, but like I'll play the
Speaker 1: Arkansas fight song in the car, the Razorback fight song,
Speaker 1: just it. Yes, but the video that's up, it was
Speaker 1: meant as a joke.
Speaker 7: Oh, I took it for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody took it for real. I guess I'm not
Speaker 1: disappointed by that, But it just really wasn't the intention
Speaker 1: of it. I thought me playing something as ridiculous as
Speaker 1: crows into her belly button would have been taken differently.
Speaker 7: I liked it, Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, seeing Bobby, it's like we didn't
Speaker 5: know if we'd ever see you in that way and
Speaker 5: that way.
Speaker 1: That was being, that was joking.
Speaker 6: It was always funny.
Speaker 5: Well, I know, but I took it the wrong took
Speaker 5: it the other way.
Speaker 7: I took it as like, this is so sweet.
Speaker 5: Look at Bobby already trying, you know, like when dads
Speaker 5: share their favorite songs with their kids.
Speaker 7: Make it early a stage.
Speaker 1: To drive my wife crazy. It's not even really to
Speaker 1: help the baby. What we do we just chase kicks
Speaker 1: now because my wife will go kicking, and I'll run
Speaker 1: over to it quickly, try to feel it, and it's gone,
Speaker 1: Oh man, so have.
Speaker 7: You felt it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, good, yeah. But most of ninety five
Speaker 1: percent of the times it's a kick and a miss.
Speaker 1: Guess you go KICKI and I'll run to it. Put
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 6: Isn't that crazy? It doesn't feel like there's an alien
Speaker 6: in there, dude.
Speaker 1: It's like so much trying to break out it is.
Speaker 1: It's wild that there's a little human in there, and
Speaker 1: my understanding because my wife and I'll be like, man,
Speaker 1: that kids got to feel like it's trapped. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I compared that to like what we feel with gravity.
Speaker 1: And then I'll go into one of these boy, She's like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean. I said, the only thing that
Speaker 1: this baby knows is that surrounding that it's in now,
Speaker 1: the color, the texture, the water, all the It only
Speaker 1: knows that, so it doesn't know what it doesn't have,
Speaker 1: like us being held down to the ground with gravity.
Speaker 1: If another planet was looking upon us or other people
Speaker 1: where they had no gravity and they were able to
Speaker 1: just float around to whatever they wanted, no limitations and
Speaker 1: how high, low, fast, slow, they'd be like, these people
Speaker 1: are trapped there. They're glued to They're glued to the ground.
Speaker 6: I'm with you on this.
Speaker 5: I'm not totally good with gravity, like things are just
Speaker 5: starting to like just sad.
Speaker 1: Well that's as you're getting older. But I'm saying it's
Speaker 1: the same, like we don't miss what we don't know,
Speaker 1: just like the baby says, baby's not trapped. The baby
Speaker 1: is what it is. But some people could look at
Speaker 1: us from area and go their trap because gravity has
Speaker 1: them locked down to the ground.
Speaker 6: And that's why when the baby is born, it is
Speaker 6: like they come out going, ah, like what are you
Speaker 6: doing to me?
Speaker 1: It's like if we were put on spaceship or floating.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, and speaking of the baby, we all know
Speaker 3: that Amy loves birds, so she came fully ready with
Speaker 3: a bird name inspired list for babies from boys to girls.
Speaker 3: She had all the options and honestly, I really like
Speaker 3: some of these names.
Speaker 1: Number one, you did the bird test on your boyfriend.
Speaker 7: Oh the bird theory, Yes, I did.
Speaker 5: I Just this wall you have to do is say
Speaker 5: oh I saw a bird today, and then see how
Speaker 5: much they engage. They care, Yeah, like what kind of bird,
Speaker 5: what color was it?
Speaker 7: Where in the yard?
Speaker 1: Or they go yeah, so cool.
Speaker 7: That's pretty much what I got.
Speaker 5: But he did say in his defense that he was
Speaker 5: literally in the middle of working on his fantasy football
Speaker 5: something or another.
Speaker 7: And it was like the worst time for me to ask.
Speaker 5: So had I asked another time, he probably would have
Speaker 5: been more engaged.
Speaker 1: You're holding on to this bird fascination, though, Amy sent
Speaker 1: me a bunch of baby names they have to do.
Speaker 1: The birds.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like they're cute too. There's girl names and boy names.
Speaker 5: It's like, if I could have a baby, I would
Speaker 5: consider one of these names. And since I'm not having
Speaker 5: a baby, Bobby's the next best thing here.
Speaker 1: When you hear what they are, yes, their boy and
Speaker 1: girl because we're not tipping off. But Hawk that's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hawk is cool. It feels like it's trying.
Speaker 7: Okay, share the others.
Speaker 1: Jay, I mean that's pretty, that's a normal Nay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give you the top five in each Corbin, I
Speaker 1: didn't know if it was a bird. That's a bird.
Speaker 6: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Gavin, that's a bird.
Speaker 7: I like the Gavin.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there were birds though. And Talon, oh, talen.
Speaker 6: Talen is is the thing that you hooked like hawks
Speaker 6: hooked with.
Speaker 1: And I know what a talent but it feels like
Speaker 1: an avenger. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: My ex husband and he was in the Air Force.
Speaker 5: He flew see one thirties but they were called talent
Speaker 5: two's they're like a really cool aircraft.
Speaker 6: Yah, those are the five.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Gavin or Corbyn was a bird.
Speaker 7: Right, I'm pulling it up for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: The girl names Wren with a W Yeah, that's cool,
Speaker 1: dove love it? Birdie cute?
Speaker 6: Is that just a birdie?
Speaker 1: Well? To me, it's either a golf term or like
Speaker 1: a really old lady. Yeah, and one like birdie or
Speaker 1: a nickname. Sparrow.
Speaker 6: I've never heard that, Yes, sparrow.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't. Don't go with that one.
Speaker 1: You sent it to me, I know, but.
Speaker 7: I know I sent it that you. I didn't like
Speaker 7: just list all the birds.
Speaker 5: I came across a list of bird names and I thought, oh,
Speaker 5: these are good, but it doesn't mean I approve of
Speaker 5: every single one.
Speaker 1: And Robin, yeah, which is fine you Robin.
Speaker 6: I just didn't tit mouse? You ever heard mouse?
Speaker 1: Did you just give away our name?
Speaker 6: Sang it?
Speaker 7: We present to you, what is Gavin?
Speaker 1: You sent it to me?
Speaker 5: Hm, what is Gavin? When it comes to a bird, I'm.
Speaker 6: Asking it's a bird Gavin, a Gavin bird.
Speaker 5: The name Gavin is a masculine name of Welsh and
Speaker 5: Scottish origin, meaning white hawk or white falcon.
Speaker 1: So that's a meaning.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We do have a name, you do, official like the one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not telling anybody that's cool and it sick sparrow.
Speaker 6: Ga J.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you guys don't know it.
Speaker 6: No, we don't.
Speaker 7: Probably best to just.
Speaker 6: Not it's probably best.
Speaker 1: It's probably best. Yes, And I'm not telling it and
Speaker 1: I will not tell you because it's not that I
Speaker 1: don't love you guys. It's just that I don't love
Speaker 1: how sometimes things slip up and get it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So, so how long?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say right now.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't even know where you're gonna.
Speaker 7: Go with it.
Speaker 5: So long?
Speaker 1: How long have you known? No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that was my question. Go ahead, how
Speaker 5: long after the baby's born? Like, I'm wondering how long
Speaker 5: you may try to hold onto the name without saying
Speaker 5: what it is.
Speaker 1: Where on air or anywhere? Yeah, eighteen years? Oh, better
Speaker 1: be when they can, when they can vote.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's all to my wife.
Speaker 7: You should do like total free range parenting, where.
Speaker 5: You just like, like you're just the baby.
Speaker 7: You get to hey, free range, you name yourself.
Speaker 1: Do like Elon Musk and just call it X the
Speaker 1: numbers and then you just figure it out yourself.
Speaker 6: We did that with my first kid, Like we didn't
Speaker 6: say his name until he was born and then when
Speaker 6: we came out of the hospital. Like all right, family members,
Speaker 6: here is Gavin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 3: That wraps up for this week. Thanks for catching up
Speaker 3: on the Bobby Bone Show. If you want more content,
Speaker 3: go to our YouTube page at Bobby Bone Show. And
Speaker 3: if you're looking for something completely different, you can go
Speaker 3: to my podcast Take this Personally. This week I had
Speaker 3: on ninety three year old Margaret. She's from Abes Garden,
Speaker 3: the place that I volunteer at, and she shared a
Speaker 3: whole bunch of her life stories. She has a lot
Speaker 3: of wisdom, knowledge and advice to share, so it was
Speaker 3: fun to hear all of that. If you want to
Speaker 3: check something different out this weekend, or there's also part one,
Speaker 3: Part three with Abby this weekend right here on Best
Speaker 3: Bits and they're always super fun conversations and I might
Speaker 3: be a little bio, but other than that, this is
Speaker 3: where I leave you.
Speaker 4: Have a great weekend. Bye everybody.
Speaker 2: That's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
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