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Speaker 1: Oh I can tell it's blinky. I call it blink. No,

420
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 1: this is blinky milk. It still has a day on it,

421
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 1: doesn't it listen? It's something so cheap it smells blinking.

422
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 1: It's turning. I had a whole mouthful of delicious eggo

423
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,520
Speaker 1: waffle cereal, my new favorite, and then it just tastes.

424
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: I get that taste and then he's yelling at me,

425
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 1: it's not that bad. It's not that bad. It is

426
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 1: that bad, right, That's what you were witnessing was me

427
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,119
Speaker 1: trying to walk through that and then getting told I

428
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 1: need to judge whether it was bad or not. Milk

429
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't have a flavor, right from No, it's not. But

430
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,920
Speaker 1: I have a confess to make. What's that? The other night,

431
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,920
Speaker 1: Lisa asked me to make dinner, and so one of

432
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 1: the things that I had to cook from my son

433
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: had milk in it. And the milk that we had

434
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: was out of date by four days and it smelled

435
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 1: a little it was a little iffy, but I wasn't

436
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,439
Speaker 1: eating it, so I cooked it anyway. Because I cooked it,

437
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: let me ask you figured it would be okay anyway.

438
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 1: Let me ask you. What were you cooking? There were noodles, noodles,

439
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: and what flavoring was in the noodles? Um urban? Something

440
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 1: out of Oh okay, she had herban it. You're fine, Yeah,

441
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 1: I cook it. He ate it, and he was never sick.

442
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: If you cook something with milk in it, it's like

443
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 1: you're double pasteurizing, isn't it right? That's what I thought.

444
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 1: So go in the kitchen and boil this milk, then

445
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: eat it with your cereal. No, no, no, don't do that.

446
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: Hey so uh yeah, So you know, if we could

447
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 1: get it now we know when we eat dinner at Froggies,

448
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 1: the food isn't always the freshest, right, might be old.

449
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,439
Speaker 1: You know, If we could get a milk sponsor for

450
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 1: the podcast, we could have fresh milk all the time.

451
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,199
Speaker 1: But I keep buying this stuff. I'd tell you they

452
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,719
Speaker 1: don't have this problem down into Brooklyn Boys podcast. All

453
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 1: their food is nice and fresh and taste like tomatoes.

454
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 1: As soon as you said the two hosts that hate

455
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: each other and get into NonStop fights, I really thought

456
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: you were talking about our podcast, but it was actually

457
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 1: the serial Okay, Scary, can you get away from me?

458
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 1: Scary has an open sharpie market a marker, a sharpie marker,

459
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: and he's like he's using it in his hand like

460
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: a I don't know, he's like like a baton and

461
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 1: he's like leading an orchestra and it's right next to

462
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: my white sweatshirt. That is a dangerous commodation. That that's

463
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: a recipe for disaster. It really is. Anyway. Yeah, the

464
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 1: thing is, we already have a podcast that made a

465
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: name for being, you know, miserable a holes. We don't

466
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: need another one zero serial killer should be fun. We'll

467
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: try to be nicer. I'm sorry, but can I just

468
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: ask one question? Why did you move the cup with

469
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: the milk in it? It's because it smells bad? Smell

470
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 1: because the milk is bad. That smells, by the way,

471
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 1: serial killers on the way. But I do know that

472
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: the numbers are looking great for the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

473
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: They were in like the top ten of I heard

474
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: podcast number eleven this week. That's that's unbelievable gratulation. We

475
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: were actually number one hundred thousands, so thank you. Look

476
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 1: at that. We're We're bookends, Thank you, the Serial Killers,

477
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: anything and everything about Cereal Breakfast Cereal, and it really

478
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 1: is a fantastic concept. And the Brooklyn Boys they are

479
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: who they are and they do very well. Hey, um,

480
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: speaking of Brooklyn Boys, now, can we get that door fixed.

481
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 1: It's like every time it closes, like, yeah, you know,

482
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: it closes so hard. I just imagine it chopping someone's

483
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: head off. It could it could decapitate. So I know that,

484
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: I believe it or not. When you listen to the

485
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast, it doesn't sound like much planning goes

486
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: into it. But from time to time they do call

487
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 1: each other and have discussions about that podcast. And also

488
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary produced the show here, which is the

489
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: most important part of their job because without this they

490
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't have the podcast. I will never lose sight of

491
00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: that fact. Oh yeah, thank you. Okay. So anyway, also

492
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: talking about gossip at work, and they're they're good friends,

493
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody. So the other night, Scary, I believe,

494
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: was at a holiday party, three of them. He had

495
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: three holiday parties in a day. He started lunch with

496
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: you and me, Gandhi, and we got Scary a little tipsy.

497
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: We drank at Tamarin Indians eating some great Indian food,

498
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 1: and then you went on to the iHeart Radio Ping

499
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: Pong Ping Pong holiday party. That's right. And then after

500
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: and you drank one Oh, I drank about four vaka

501
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: SODA's okay, and then you went on too the the

502
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: one guy who got promoted party after party. So it

503
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: was the leftovers from the company holiday party, all right,

504
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: and that's where we started to do. So scary is

505
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: this thing where he loves to call Brody from parties

506
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: to rub it in. You're not here, no, no, no,

507
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: So what happened Brody? Take it from here? Well, he

508
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: called me Thursday night to talk about work stuff and

509
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: he was completely hammered, and I was talking to him

510
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: and answering his question, and all of a sudden the

511
00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 1: phone went dead. And then I heard this. He fell

512
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: asleep in the middle of a conversation. Oh god's scary.

513
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: You may have sleep at nah, good God, oh god?

514
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: Oh have you thought him aout spring? Some w D

515
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: forty down your hole before you go to sleep, Scar.

516
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: Do you know you sound like that? No idea I have, Brody.

517
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: I love that You're just sitting there listening to it

518
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: and recording it. Well, here's the thing. I had eleven

519
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: eleven minutes, so I can't hear you what I had

520
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: eleven I had eleven minutes to record him. So I

521
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: ran upstairs, got my backup phone, powered it up, and

522
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: held my backup phone up to my main phone while

523
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 1: he was still snoring. I can't believe you in the

524
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: middle of a conversation. You just left you all right,

525
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: so your favorite snore is here. Now let me hear

526
00:25:54,960 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: this crap. Okay, okay, I I always took on the phone.

527
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,959
Speaker 1: I'm laying on my back in my bed, so the

528
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: phone was on my chest and I legit fell asleep

529
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: and the gary okay, this is okay. Can you explain

530
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: to set this up? After ten minutes later? Herry you okay? Yeah, here, man,

531
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: you know you've been sleeping the last ten minutes. Have

532
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: I really been? I'm still here. Are you drunk? Hammered duty,

533
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: I'm hammered hammer. You fell asleep, like I don't know,

534
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: ten minutes ago, so I've just been waiting for you

535
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: to wake back up. Okay, I'm right here. How much

536
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 1: did you drink a lot? Dude? Dude? I saw some

537
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: things tonight that I cannot believe, like what both kinds

538
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: of cheap in country on? I get scary? Hey, man,

539
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: are you drop in to hear scary tenter? It's hilarious?

540
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: Are you totally trying to cover two? Like ya? I'm

541
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: right here, Yeah, I'm away. But let's listen. Let'sten the

542
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: first hits. Listen scary Do you know scary you? Okay? Yeah? Yeah? Man?

543
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: Do you know you've been sleeping the last ten minutes?

544
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: How I really mean? I just want to say this.

545
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: We are all guilty of this where we were starting

546
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: to doze off on the phone and then you all

547
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: of a sudden pretend like you weren't sleeping. I was

548
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: guilty of that when I was in high school. Why

549
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: we because I would I would talk to friends late

550
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: at night and fall asleep on the phone. I do

551
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: it all the time. You do still? I just to

552
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: my boyfriend all the time, and he'll just scream into

553
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: the phone. I do it in the afternoon if I'm

554
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: napping and so. But he calls me in the middle

555
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 1: of the afternoon, like say three o'clock in the afternoon,

556
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: and I'll go, huh, and they're like, oh, I'm sorry.

557
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: We'll get no, No, I wasn't sleeping. It's like, it's

558
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,719
Speaker 1: like you do that to me all the time. By

559
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: the way, but why why did I cover for sleeping?

560
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is, no, I wasn't asleep. I had

561
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: to get up to answer the phone. Anyway. It's really

562
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: funny because if Alex are on the phone with each

563
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: other and he's not at the house that night, I'll

564
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: just say, hey, man, I'm tired, I gotta go to bed,

565
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 1: just hang up whatever. I will tell you there's nothing

566
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: worse than having sex with someone and in the middle

567
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: of it, you heard this one? What are you doing?

568
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: How often does that happen? Wake up? Oh my god? Scary?

569
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to please you. Scary, scary. Tell me what

570
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: to do? Am I doing it wrong? Scary? I'll use

571
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: my teeth. There are a couple of noises sounded like

572
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: it was coming out of both ends. I know. Will

573
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: you farting when you're sleeping? No? I think I may

574
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: have sleep apnea and I everyone is texting in that

575
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: I gotta get checked. Yeah, you gotta go. You're gonna

576
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: go to bed with that big sleep at machine. Good morning, Nick,

577
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: Good morning. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I listened

578
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: to you guys every morning. We're excited. You listen too.

579
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: So wait, Nick, you snore the same way and you

580
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: actually did one of those those those sleep labs where

581
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: they you go to a hospital and sleep and they

582
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: monitor your every sound and movement. No, so, actually you

583
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: could download it. It's an app in the Apple Store,

584
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: and it records like snippets of you sleeping. It's called

585
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: what's the app called? I need this for scary It's

586
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: called snore Lab. I you could buy. You could get

587
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: it for free, but I actually opted for the eight

588
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: dollar version, right, so I could hear my entire night sleep. Yeah,

589
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: if you download the snore lab app whatever it is,

590
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: and you don't pay for it, you get the ads

591
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: and so in the middle of your sleeping, it wakes

592
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: you up and it gives you an ad for McDonald's. Well, anyway,

593
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: so what did you discover when you use this sleep app? Um?

594
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: It basically sounds the same, like it's just a gurgling,

595
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:25,239
Speaker 1: like awkward noise when you're sleeping. Um, it's almost like

596
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: a farting noise. We sound like aliens. We don't sound

597
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: like human beings. Yeah, I think, honestly, I might have

598
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: sleep apno, but I'm not really sure. I mean, I

599
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: could obviously take the snippets with me to the doctor,

600
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: but you never know. Tell you what. Before I had

601
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: my surgery for my stomach weight loss thing. What does

602
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: they call the sleeve, the gastric sleeve, they wanted to

603
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: make sure I didn't have SLEEPAPA because they put you under,

604
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: and they don't like to put people under who have

605
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: sleep apne or whatever. I don't. So I had to

606
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: go to a Columbia hospital way uptown Nick, and they said, okay,

607
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: just sleep in this uncomfortable battle. I hooked up to

608
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: all these tubes and these wires. We're going to see

609
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: how your normal night sleep is. There's nothing normal. There's

610
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: nothing normal about what you're doing. So sure enough, and

611
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: I know I didn't sleep five seconds that night. They

612
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: woke me up, mister drand you've got to sleep ap new. No,

613
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: you don't know. I didn't sleep. You won't be it

614
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: hobviously you never know. It sounds crazy when you listen

615
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: back to it, it's like, oh my god, what was

616
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: I doing? Tell you what? Once I got rid of

617
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: all that weight, I didn't do it again. The only

618
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: time I snore is when I drink, which is every night,

619
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: do you It gives you actually options like if you

620
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,479
Speaker 1: go to bed late or if you're eating late at night,

621
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: So like those are all the factors that um cause

622
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: you to sleep louder or I'm sorry. Well, the worst

623
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: thing is is when you sleep with someone who snores

624
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: like that, like if like Alex will do this and

625
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: I'll make sure you gotta shut up. Man, I got sleep,

626
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: and you're just gonna push him or kick him, don't yeh?

627
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: Did you get yours under control? Are you still snoring away?

628
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm still snoring away at a boy? All right? Good boy?

629
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I listened to every single day since

630
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm a little kid. I have been trying to get

631
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: through for the longest time. You. I'm literally obsessed with you,

632
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: guys who have no idea to talk about. You finally

633
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: got through to talk about your sleep and your snoring problem.

634
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: There's Nick. I recorded you sleeping last night. Nick. Actually

635
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: I have to get up and get out of bed.

636
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: All right, get up. Thanks for listening to. It's be

637
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: careful out there. Bad weather guys. Thank you so much.

638
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy. Yeah, they're scary. So I'm not living

639
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: my best sleep. If tape worms trying to get that's

640
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: the tape worming out let out. Hey, so Danielle's not

641
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: here yet because of snarled traffic. Right, she's nott me

642
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: a photo of what she's looking at. It's just bumpers. Yeah,

643
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: she'll be here a little bit, but she's uh. She

644
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: would have done the Danielle report here. You weren't, and

645
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: you're going to fill in. But now you don't have to. Okay,

646
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: if we need the next hour, if she's not here

647
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: by then, I got you. I'm gonna give her one

648
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658
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Speaker 1: Danielle has been on the road for two hours now, yeah,

659
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: maybe longer, and she's still in traffic. It's just awful.

660
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: I told her on the speaker phone. I said, Hey,

661
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to mark this down as a vacation day.

662
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: That's why she's death really trying to get in here,

663
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: even if it's five minutes. Accounts she took off like

664
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: a rocket. She's like you back. She can be so

665
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: crabby in the morning. Have you noticed that about her? Never? Anyway,

666
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: we got a text from Paul a second ago. I'm

667
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: so glad we could catch up with you. Paul. How

668
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: are you doing today? You're good, I'm doing great. How

669
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: about yourself? I'm doing very well. But your text I

670
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: thought was so unique and so so interesting. I had

671
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: to see if you wouldn't mind talking about it on

672
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: the air. You don't mind, do you? I don't at all. So,

673
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: Paul lives in Rochester, New Hampshire. Is that correct? That

674
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: is correct? And next week you're flying to Florida. Tell

675
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: everyone why you're flying to Florida next week? Paul. So,

676
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: I've been on this journey for about hold on, I'm saying,

677
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: hold on the phone. Is the phone's messed up, so okay,

678
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: start over do it again. So I've been on a

679
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: journey for about six years now to find my penological

680
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 1: family and am A year ago I didn't ancestor DNA,

681
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: and I ended up finding them, And about two or

682
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: three months ago I connected with my bioout to a sister.

683
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: So and next week I'm flying down to me my

684
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: biological dad and sister and uh, their whole family. Wow.

685
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: Now do you know any background about how you were

686
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: separated from your biological family? And now I have ended

687
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: up in New Hampshire and they're in Florida. Yeah, I do.

688
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: I my mom and biological dad, Um, we're saying for

689
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: a while and um, and then they kind of just

690
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: went separate ways and um my mom ends up keeping

691
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: me and he ends up moving to Florida and I

692
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: never really had in contact with him. I knew my

693
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: my dad, who with my stepdad at the time and

694
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: adopted me in third grade, but um, I didn't really

695
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: know my biological family. And my dad passed away in

696
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: two thousand and ten, and ever since then, I've been

697
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: kind of on this journey to find out who my

698
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: biological family was. Wow, are you at all terrified that

699
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: they're in Florida. I'm not terrified that they're in Florida.

700
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm just terrified to me there, Yeah, I have a

701
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: bunch of different emotions and whatnot. Now have you seen

702
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: pictures of them? Have you? Hit Amy? You said you've

703
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: talked to your biological sister. I mean you have. You

704
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 1: had long discussions about you her the history and diseases

705
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: and afflictions and at stuff. We haven't really done too

706
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: much detailed the diseases or anything, but I have seen pictures.

707
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: I have seen pictures of my biological father. Now do

708
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: you do you guys resemble each other a little bit? Yeah,

709
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: you can see some resemblance. So, um, he is living

710
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: in Florida right now. He has living with Liver Camper

711
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: towards four years. Now, that's a good hey, you know,

712
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: now's the time I need a boo meet them. Heys. So,

713
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you've known that you, uh, your your

714
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: father was your your your father was your stepfather all

715
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: these years and you knew you had a biological father

716
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: out there, I mean since you were a kid, right, correct,

717
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: I've known pretty much we all in my life And

718
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: at what point in your life Paul, did you decide

719
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: I really need to meet the rest of my biological

720
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: family twenty eleven, a year after my dad passed away. Um,

721
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: I just there was some some kind of empty, void, emptiness,

722
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: and I was just like, you know what, I really

723
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 1: want to find my other half of my family, not

724
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: not just not just because I want to meet them.

725
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: I need to know some history and my I'm getting older,

726
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: I need to know some medical history and whatnot. And uh. UM.

727
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: So I me and my my girlfriend at the time

728
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 1: who's now my wife, started this journey back in twenty

729
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: fourteen to kind of try, you know what, let's let's

730
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: let's do this, and we found some addresses. I wrote

731
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: some letters that came back undeliverable. UM and Filing Ancestry

732
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: did it for us last year. Was there any pushback

733
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: from your if you from your biological family, did they say, well, no,

734
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's funny because I found my biological

735
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: cousin in January and then I messaged my UM. She

736
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: gave me a bunch of names, so I just messaged

737
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: everyone on Facebook and that was in January, and back

738
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: in October, my my biologis sister Filing messaged me back

739
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry, I'm Jesse

740
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: in this message and we've been corrected. Then, Oh, so

741
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: it sounds like they were anxious to meet you. Now

742
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: what about your mother? But what she was, What was

743
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: her advice to you before you decided to fly down

744
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: to Florida and see your family? She her my aunts, Um,

745
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: every one of my family would be one hundred percent supporters.

746
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: They've down up been on this journey for a while now,

747
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: and um the absolutely supporter. I can just assume that

748
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 1: there are some families that would not be supportive because

749
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: maybe of some bad blood between dad and mom and whatever.

750
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: But that's so cool. You must be so anxious yet

751
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: so excited at the same time that next week you're

752
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: meeting you're meeting your father, your biological father. It's probably

753
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: funny how we always though that we're biological and there

754
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: just to make sure there's no confusion, Is there anything?

755
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you're anticipating or you're really curious

756
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 1: about or I don't know that, I just the whole story,

757
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: Like I just just I'm just curious about who he is.

758
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: I mean, he I know he's not going to be

759
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: completely complicit there because I mean, he has had caps

760
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: of four years but on treatments everything, and he's not

761
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 1: getting any better. But I'm just the whole I've missed

762
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: thirty four years of the side of the family. So

763
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: I just I'm curiously, really truly get to know them.

764
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: And so your father knows his days are number definitely right, correct,

765
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: So can you imagine from his point of view, From

766
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: his point of view, he gets to meet finally for

767
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: thirty four years, this this son he's never met before.

768
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: This must be this must be a you know, this

769
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: is a great gift, not only for you, Paul, but

770
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: for your father. You know, it really is a wonderful honestly,

771
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: one of the greatest Christmas gifts I've been able to receive.

772
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: But you're giving as well. That's so incredible. Correct, Look,

773
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: all the best to you. What a great story, and

774
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: it sounds it already sounds like it has a great, great,

775
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,959
Speaker 1: uh happy happy chapter of moving forward. And good for you.

776
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: And be careful. They are they are Florida people. Be careful. Yeah,

777
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: part of Florida. Yeah, but part of Florida. Saint Petersburg.

778
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh you're good, okay there? Yeah, yeah, Paul, all the

779
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 1: best to you and to congratulate elations. Thank you very much.

780
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Oh they're scary, snoring again, scary?

781
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: Can you wake up? We need a special we need

782
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: a special fanfare because Lord Highness shut up. Danielle has

783
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: decided to join us. I know it's the most frustrating thing,

784
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: stuck in traffic like that. You were stuck in traffic

785
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: for what two hours? Two hours? I don't know how

786
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: people do this every day. God bless all of you,

787
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 1: because let me tell you something, it is not easy.

788
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: You know, there has to be a point, and I've

789
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: learned this the three times I've been in traffic in

790
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: my entire life, all three of them. There has to

791
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: be a point where you just submit and just give

792
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: in and just understands there's nothing you can do. And

793
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: we were doing everything we can't we could hear to

794
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: tell you, just relax, don't worry about it. I tried

795
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: to listen to some other shows, but we're the best.

796
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: We're the best. You know. Last night, Elvis, I was

797
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: in traffic and it said on the GPS one point

798
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: nine miles away that's all I was away, Yeah, forty

799
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: seven minutes. I'm like I could get out and walk fast.

800
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Get your stuff together over there. Let's get going.

801
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: We're runny kind of. Let's get into the three things, Todhi,

802
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: what's going on? Another horrific scene unfolding yesterday, this time

803
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 1: in our own backyards. It happened in Jersey City, New Jersey,

804
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: when Detective Joseph Seals was shot and killed with a

805
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: high power rifle at a local cemetery, at which point

806
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: two suspects reportedly fled, and we're holed up in a

807
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 1: kosher supermarket four hours when a gunfight with police ensued.

808
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: Police are confirming that the police officer and three civilians

809
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: are dead, to two suspects dead as well several others.

810
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: Still we're covering from injuries. And yesterday neighbors turned off

811
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: their Christmas lights and tribute to Detective Seals. Really really

812
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: sad situation. President Trump will sign an executive order today

813
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: that will now interpret Judaism as a nationality, not just

814
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: a religion. Officials say that the order would allow the

815
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: Trump administration to do more to combat anti Israel sentiments.

816
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of mixed feelings on this

817
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: one spot, especially in this room, in this room, yes

818
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: and I warn you in advance, this last story is gross.

819
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: So if you are eating, put down your food for

820
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: just a second. I think it affects our man. Scary

821
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: a man in Thailand, Poldie thirty two foot long tapeworm

822
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: out of his rectum on Monday, and there's video and

823
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: I showed Scary and I wish you guys could have

824
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: seen his face. He was like, well, you think I

825
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: have a tapeworm because you eat morning, noon and night

826
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: and you've only gained like seventy pounds. All right, now,

827
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: if I want to see the tapeworm coming out of

828
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: a man's anus, what do I do? Well, it's not

829
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: coming out of his anus, but I'll see if our

830
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: girl out came out of his right. The video is

831
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: not showing it coming out of his anus. It's showing

832
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: after it's sitting on a plate. Next, next, next, those

833
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: are your three things. Oh my goodness, I can't believe

834
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. Well, it's an honor to have

835
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: you here. This is Elvis Duran in The Morning Show.

836
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Speaker 1: By the way, sorrys interrupting that song. I'm so proud

837
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Speaker 1: of the station. I just had to say. The name

838
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: had to do it. There you're hey, we're about to

839
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: get into the one thousand dollars gravity blankets of free

840
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: money phone tap. Danielle didn't make it in. Yes, I

841
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: am here. You know you missed out on your first

842
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: Danielle Report of the Day. I hope you have one brewing.

843
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: I do I have one. I have one brewing. There

844
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: is one story in there I find interesting. Yeah, I know,

845
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: which when it's so strange, it is very strange. It's

846
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: very cool though, which cool? But it's odd? Yeah? Okay,

847
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: So you know it's the it's the end of the year,

848
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: and they come out with all the lists, like the

849
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: top ten, this, the top ten that, you know, the

850
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: biggest this, the bigause that, and so they came out

851
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: with the most googled phrases and items on Google. I

852
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: guess that makes sense. I guess searched on Google. Yah,

853
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 1: most searched for twenty nineteen and so in the category

854
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: of weddings. Who could it be? Can I read the

855
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: top eight? Yeah? Do you know who they all are? Yeah?

856
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: I've got them. Do you know who they are? Though? Number?

857
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: Who's number five? I've never heard of? Oh, yeah, I

858
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. Chiquis Rivera she's a big singer. Okay, anyway, okay,

859
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: So this is the top ten weddings wedding searches on

860
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: Google this year. Yeah, so number one is Marana Lambert.

861
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: Number two is Jennifer Lawrence. Then comes Justin Biever, that

862
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: comes Miley Cyrus. Number five is who we just said,

863
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: how do you say? Thank you? Number six Chris Pratt,

864
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: number seven, Joe Jonas, number eight, Elvis Durand, number nine,

865
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: Zoey Kravitz, and Jake Paul's number ten. You've got better

866
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: than Jake Paul. I know. I don't even think he's

867
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: married to her anymore? Is he? I don't even I

868
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 1: don't think it was ever legal. And then I think

869
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: she married someone else right after they had like an

870
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: open marriage, but she didn't done with the pole people

871
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, so right after Joe Jonas. Yeah, that's

872
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: pretty cool. You're behind Joe Jonas. You've dreamed of that? Oh,

873
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: no other way around. Oh so they told us. He

874
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: told us the other day that hey, you made this list.

875
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's not that's no way. I think

876
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: it's awesome. No, then you start thinking, how come everyone

877
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: so curious? Why has everyone got to look at that.

878
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: We gave you enough information. Why do you got to

879
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 1: be poking around my private business? Like I have no

880
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: desire to ever get married. When I know other people

881
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: are getting married, I always go look for the pictures.

882
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: I love seeing wedding pictures. They are beautiful pictures because

883
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: we had a lot, We had beautiful people, we had

884
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: beautiful time. But what other list would you like? Okay,

885
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: so gandhi, if you had to be in the top

886
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: ten of the most searched whatever on Google, what list

887
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: would that be, Daniel? What would that be? Best mom? Yeah,

888
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: like a nicest person or something like that. Did you'll

889
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: end up on a list of like the ten best moms?

890
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: Was I? Yeah? You did said that list? Yes we did.

891
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: We talked about this. Last year. You were on one

892
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: of the lists best shoe collections. Can you imagine being

893
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: on that? You be on that, you could be on

894
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: that list, I would take like best personality. That would

895
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: be awesome. I know. Listen World, you said dream you

896
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: said it, I thought, would wow we lost a listener.

897
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: Oh no, Brody's gonna get them back. I'm so tired.

898
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of people. Asshole, I really am. People

899
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: are just being jerked. What did we do? It didn't matter,

900
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: it didn't matter. Goodbye. I don't want to do the

901
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: phone tappen. Let's just do let's do let's do the

902
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: Danielle rapport. Oh I'm kidding, let's not. It's like I

903
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: like people. You just you've lost a listener. Well goodbye,

904
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: I hold the door, didn't hit you in the ass

905
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: on the way out. But for those of us are

906
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: still here, I love you, love you seriously. Obviously I

907
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: didn't if I let what they said, and not only that,

908
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: what they said is not what you said right. It

909
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,240
Speaker 1: was what I said right, but none of it's but

910
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: but even what they texted is not what we said exactly.

911
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: It's like they they even got that wrong. See people

912
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: in life, and I know we're being vague. People in

913
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: life hear what they want to hear. Oh yeah, yesterday

914
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: we had a listener saying, well, I was listening to

915
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: your production where it says hey, you know the song

916
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: ends it goes hey Elvis dur in the morning show.

917
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: Then you have a listeners going hey Elvis Dury, we

918
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: love el a stray morning show. I can't believe you

919
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: don't have you only have white girls talking when you do,

920
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: you're on the street interviews about your show. I'm like, uh,

921
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: we do, we do? And here's my question, what do

922
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 1: you want black girls to sound like? Which I find

923
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: so insulting when people say things like that to brown girls,

924
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: to black girls, to whomever. People will say things like

925
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: that to me, Oh my god, you sound like a

926
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: white girl. What does that mean? What it? So? Yeah? Okay,

927
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: so here's Diamond. Okay, first of all, we have Gandhi,

928
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: who's a brown girl. Hi, I'm brown. We have Diamond,

929
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: who is a black girl. Yes, Hi, I'm sorry, you

930
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: sound very white. I love what's that? I love? That

931
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: was stan? Does that sound sound white? According to that listener,

932
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: you don't sound black enough, you don't sound blackish. Well,

933
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: you know, hey, what are we gonna do? So this

934
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: person okay, so hear me out. So this person was

935
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: calling us out as being racist. Yeah, because the girls

936
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 1: sound white? Right? Isn't that racist in saying that? Okay,

937
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: somebody you want me to sound gay? You should, it's

938
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: the same thing. Well, how do you do that? They

939
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 1: want you to sound like some stereotypical thing. Yeah, then

940
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: they want Hi, I'm a stereotypical gay sound like, oh

941
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: my god, you do sound melac. You sound very melacon,

942
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: you know, And Gandhi, you have to speak with an

943
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: Indian name. Where's where's the Okay, let's do it. And

944
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: when it's just when you say something, think about what

945
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

946
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: in my life. And this is what we do with

947
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 1: every day. Okay, Indian girls speak. What's up, y'all? What's

948
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: going on morning? Gandhi, welcome to the Sound Like Your

949
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 1: Heritage Show. Let's talk about news. Does that make everyone

950
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: feel better? Cut Diamond, come on, you're sounding back. What

951
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: do you want me to say? I don't know. It's

952
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: it's it's it's an insult. It's an insult, and I'm sorry, ridiculous,

953
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to be the idiot, old white guy

954
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: to call in the brown and the black girl to

955
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: talk about it. I don't think. I think that people

956
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 1: really need to take a step back and think about

957
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: what they're saying before they say things like that and

958
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 1: what it actually means. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

959
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: Accuse me of being racist right through your racism, dumb ass.

960
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: I'll work on my accent for you guys, you're very convinced.

961
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean, Brody is a better Indian accent. Nod Brody,

962
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to teach you how to sound like an

963
00:49:52,120 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: Indian person, Thank you please. Sounds like sounds like to

964
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: have every single person before they speak, identify what they

965
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: are before they speak to me. That way, everybody will

966
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: be happy. Exactly do you want to laugh? Danielle a

967
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: tough chick from the Bronx. You know what the My

968
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: husband's British, right, and so he gets so insulted when

969
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: he hears a non brit doing a brit accent in

970
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: like a commercial. He's like, there are so many of

971
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: us out here, why the hell can't they use a

972
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: real British person, Like why are people like pretending that

973
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: they're British. So it's so it's crazy what people get

974
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: upset about. And what you know, I agree. I get

975
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: random messages talking about how I'm dating a white guy,

976
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: and I sell the time he's not a white guy.

977
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: And then when I say, what, he's mixed with people

978
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: right back, that's still white. I'm like, what are you

979
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: talking about? Japanese is not white? What I don't understand

980
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: it people's always got something to say. I feel like

981
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: nobody is anything like pure. You know, we're all mixed

982
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: of everything. This is one of the Okay, I was

983
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: thinking about this. Here's the night when I was really

984
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: like super stoned because you know, our house is filled

985
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: with sugar skulls, you know, you know, because it's all

986
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: about the Day of the Dead with our entire wedding

987
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: was based on that, and we all love the sugar

988
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: skull thing. So I have the sugar skull sitting in

989
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: my on my coffee table, okay, and I'm just thinking, Wow,

990
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 1: now that's a real person because you don't see the skin,

991
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: you don't see anything other than just the skull. This

992
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 1: goal in which we all have, we all this skull

993
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: represents all of us. Yes, where's the cheesecake. That's a

994
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: great thought anyway, So I guess we've gone on and on,

995
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying I just want you to know

996
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: that if you're wondering, like, what are the things you

997
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: don't like about your job, it's seeing the reality and people.

998
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeahpidity and people. How dare you play? All those random

999
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: voices from the streets saying they love your show? They're

1000
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: all white Okay, really, you're such a joy. I just

1001
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: I mean, the notion that people who are not white

1002
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: to have an accent of some sort is absurd to me. Absurd. Wow.

1003
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 1: Look you know, uh, maybe I've gone too far. You haven't,

1004
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: You're right, I have it. All right, let's move on.

1005
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: Let's do a free money phone tip you any money?

1006
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1007
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1008
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1029
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Speaker 1: see it. Hit to be I'm gonna hit to be,

1030
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: durand phone tap. I love this phone tap. I shouldn't

1031
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: even say anthing. I should just let you listen to

1032
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: it and judge for yourself. My father in law is

1033
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: a practical joker. Got me really bad on April Fool's Day,

1034
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: so I want to get him back very badly. A

1035
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, he was having a problem with the

1036
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: wildest skunk. He sprayed the skunk with a high powered

1037
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,520
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1038
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1039
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: whole neighborhood got involved. Would you please call, as the

1040
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,959
Speaker 1: owner of the skunk and bust on him for killing

1041
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: your pet skunk. Thank you from Deborah. All right, here

1042
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: he is Dave Brody decided to take the challenge. You're ready, Brodie?

1043
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here we go. The skunk phone til Hello. Hello,

1044
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: is Larry there? Peppi? Oh yeah, that's me. Yeah, Hi,

1045
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: this is him. Listen, the jig is up. Excuse me,

1046
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: you heard me. I know what you did and I'm

1047
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: not gonna let you get away with it. Who's this?

1048
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Who's this? It's PEPPI. I don't know anybody about the

1049
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: name of Peppi. Well, you know what your neighbor told

1050
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: me what you did? What are you talking about? What

1051
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 1: am I to I love it that you act like

1052
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: you don't know. I don't know, sir, I don't know

1053
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. You don't know. Crap. A month

1054
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: and a half ago, my pet skunk ran away, and

1055
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: I've been trying desperately to find out what happened to him.

1056
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 1: And I put signs up all of a neighborhood a reward.

1057
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: Nobody responded to me until Marissa called me up and

1058
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: she told me that you killed my skunk. I did

1059
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: not do that. Listen, Peppy, my god, I will never

1060
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: do that. You're gonna deny you killed my skunk. I did, sir,

1061
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: You're inhuman Listen. I call the Ramapa police. They told

1062
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: me you killed my skunk. Did hey listen? Can you

1063
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: listen to me carefully? I can't listen anything. Listen, Peppy.

1064
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: Can you listen to me carefully? Sir? Yeah, can you

1065
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm listening. The skunk was in my yard. Okay,

1066
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: let me explain to you what happened. Ahead, tell me

1067
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: while you killed she was acting while like Shakespeare, like

1068
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: he had rabies. He was walking around in circles. I

1069
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: taught him to do that. Well, Sir, I didn't know that.

1070
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: I called the Ramapa police the first time that he

1071
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: was in my yard. Then he wind up in Marissa's yard. Okay,

1072
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: at what point did you kill him? I didn't kill him.

1073
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: What did you do, Larry? I didn't kill him the

1074
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: around the police killed them. Oh, now you're blaming the cops.

1075
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: The cops are the ones who came over here. I

1076
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: spoke to the cops. They said, you shot my skunk

1077
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: with a hose. I did not. You shot my skunk

1078
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: with a hose. I did not, sir? Did you shoot

1079
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: my skunk with a hose. I tried. I wanted him

1080
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: to try to get on out of the watered him.

1081
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: He's not a flower, Sir. I don't know what to do.

1082
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: It isn't my properties acting irrational. It's a skunk. I

1083
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 1: don't know that, Sir. I don't know that. What other

1084
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: animals have you killed? Oh? Come, God, give me a break.

1085
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,479
Speaker 1: I had never killed anybody. Well, why didn't you save

1086
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 1: my skunk? The articles all over the newspaper that they're

1087
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,280
Speaker 1: going around with Raby, And didn't you see the signs

1088
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: up all over the neighborhoods? Totally not, if I believe me,

1089
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: if I would have seen signs along the neighborhood it

1090
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 1: had an ID tag and a collar. So well, let

1091
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: me have your father to look. What did the police look?

1092
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: How am I going to get next to a stunt? Well,

1093
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: who is shooting them with water? You are the cop?

1094
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: I wanted him to get him off my proper. Oh

1095
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: my god, you wanted Look. Look, I don't want to

1096
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: discuss this. Marissa said, you killed my skunk. Marissa, listen

1097
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: to me. After you host my skunk, the skunk was

1098
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: all wet and you and you and the autopsy showed

1099
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: that you blinded the skunk. The skunk wandered into the

1100
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: lake and drowned it. Were you heard me? The sun

1101
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: was shut by the police house because you drowned it. Oh, kid,

1102
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: out of here. The skunk was shut him from Look.

1103
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to discuss them anymore. Okay, I'm in

1104
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: the process right now. I'm gonna call the police because

1105
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: this is a harassment. Okay, do me a favor. If

1106
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: you can just tell me you're sorry for killing my

1107
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: my skunk, Elvis, then then I'll forgive you and I'll

1108
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: drop the whole thing. No, No, absolutely not. There's nothing

1109
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: to forgive you because I did not kill your skunk. Well,

1110
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: would you at least admit that you had a hand

1111
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: in the death of my skunk? Absolutely not, sir. I

1112
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: didn't ask kill the skunk. I took you skunk and

1113
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: I got him oude on my property. That's all I did.

1114
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: I could you could you say, excuse me? I'm up

1115
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: for police were the ones who shot Okay, your skunk

1116
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: in front of Marissas As a matter of fact, Marissa

1117
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: and I'm going to have a freaking conversation today, Okay,

1118
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: And you want to apologize for hosing Elvis the skunk. Well,

1119
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You should apologize to your

1120
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: skunk for him. How the hell did he get aways

1121
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: from you? He's allowed to go out in the backyard.

1122
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: He's allowed to go in the backyard. Huh, Man, Look,

1123
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: don't talk to me, guy. Okay, well will you will

1124
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: you listen to me? You want to have a discussion

1125
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: with me, Come in front of my face. Okay, have

1126
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: a discussion with me. Okay, man, don't talk to me.

1127
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: You can hit. You're gonna hit. Know where I live.

1128
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: The police is on the way home. I just filed

1129
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 1: the harassment charge against where it is calling me? Okay, well,

1130
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: your daughter in lawst is to play a phone tap

1131
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: on you. Excuse me. This is Dave Brody from Melstra

1132
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Is there anything you want to

1133
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: say to your doorden Lord Debbie payback as a bit?

1134
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: Was it? He great? That was a way way way

1135
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: back Wednesday. Phone tap from like a long time ago?

1136
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: Did he kept saying I watered the skunk? He was

1137
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: such a cool guy. Anyway, that's your one thousand dollars,

1138
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: gravity blankets, free money, phone tap and Bethany, you just

1139
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: won one thousand dollars. You guys, ring the bell, scary

1140
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: ring the thousand dollars bell. Yeah, you got a thousand

1141
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: dollars on the way. Congratulations, what's awesome. I love you

1142
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: guys so much every morning. Well, thank you, thank you

1143
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: for being the only one left. Thank you, Thank you, Bethany,

1144
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,919
Speaker 1: have a safe drive. Hold on a thousand dollars thanks

1145
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: to uh to gravity Blankets and gravity blankets dot com

1146
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: on the way. By the way, go to gravity blankets

1147
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: dot com. Twenty five percent off is actually something. It's

1148
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: a steal. You should do it. Use the promo code

1149
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: Holiday twenty nineteen for twenty five percent off at gravity

1150
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: blankets dot com. Every single morning, I absolutely I could

1151
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: love you guys Elvis Doran in the Morning Show. If

1152
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: you like me like a little naughty, crazy fun with

1153
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: your friends, go get the Telestrations after Dark board game.

1154
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: I just love playing this game and you will too.

1155
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: Buy it today at Target, Bedbetha Beyond Barnes and Noble,

1156
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: or where are you buy board games? You know we're

1157
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: we're driving on down to Philly for the Q and

1158
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: O two jingle Ball presented by Capital One tonight. Yeah

1159
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: we are fingers crossed. There's a taco bell between here

1160
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: and there. There's always the food stop. We love it.

1161
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: We're gonna be on the Elvis Duran Magic busy. And

1162
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: as you know, the best gifts are meant to be shared.

1163
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: They have the Taco Bell rolled Chicken Tacos party pack.

1164
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: We buy about five of these things where the buses covered.

1165
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: It has six rolled chicken tacos with three dipping sauces

1166
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: and six crunchy tacos. Love delivered by grub Hub. They'll

1167
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: have it there for you. Just sit there on your

1168
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: button wait for it to arrive. All right, Share the

1169
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: gift of tacos with Taco bells, Rolled Chicken Tacos party

1170
01:00:54,400 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 1: pack in the Morning Show is a consistent ratings winners.

1171
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: I'll be in the bag. But we got a lot

1172
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: of mister Rand in the Morning Show. I don't know, jeh,

1173
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: this is the weirdest show. Do you do have great chat?

1174
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: Excusely popular mister Ran in the Morning Show? I have

1175
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: Royd Rage scary. You look very handsome today. Oh I

1176
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 1: love that shirt on you. That's my favorite shirt you

1177
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: ever wear. And I like those jeans. I was just

1178
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: looking at you like scary looks really nice. Scary got

1179
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: a package. The jeans are eight years old and I

1180
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: rubbed out the thighs. You've been patched up three times.

1181
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: And the shirt look a look at the did you

1182
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 1: jimminy crook at your thighs? I think you look good.

1183
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: It look good. You look doable today shirt, and I

1184
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: like it. I like a dad bod, even like you're

1185
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: not a dad. You know what, Danielle, that was very

1186
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: sweet that you paid a nice compliment to your your

1187
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: brother Scary. You're much older brother Scared. Anyway, that was great.

1188
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: You know that was awesome. You don't do that. Catch

1189
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 1: someone doing something right today. You caught Scary looking good today.

1190
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh it's good. Can I give him a moment that

1191
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: I loved him a lot today? Please do. When he

1192
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: was very angry earlier and he was screaming with a

1193
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: mouthful of food, I'm so mad. Everyone's making me eat

1194
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: I know. He said he was enraged and when people

1195
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: upset him, he eats more. He's mad because people are

1196
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: triggered by things we say on our show. And then

1197
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: he was triggered to eat more. I was not mad

1198
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 1: at people in the room. No, I know. I do

1199
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 1: the same thing scary. When I'm triggered, I eat. I

1200
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: remember my mother when she was triggered, she cried. I

1201
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: were on one time. My mother looked at me, she said,

1202
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: you are the reason mommy cries. My mom did the

1203
01:02:54,120 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: reason she curses. Speaking of parents, let's okay, I want

1204
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 1: to tell a double decker to add Danielle's story. First

1205
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: of all, a big story here in New York City

1206
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: and in Philly Yankees and the Yankees and the Phillies.

1207
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: Our D D. Gregorious yep is moving from the Yankees

1208
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: to the Philly Yeah. DD's my favorite player on the Yankees.

1209
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: I loved And so, uh, you were kind of excited

1210
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: because you're actually going to go out and buy a

1211
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: Phillies jersey. So yeah, So here's what I'm thinking. So

1212
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: American League is my Yankees, and I'm thinking I could

1213
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: have a National League team. Why not? So I am

1214
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: going to get a D. D. Gregorious Phillies jersey. There

1215
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: you go, they're not yet because I actually wanted to

1216
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: wear it tonight to uh to Philly jingle Ball. I

1217
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: thought that would be cool. That would be good that

1218
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: they don't have them yet. That's okay, you can mentioned

1219
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: it on stage tonight stage. So yeah, so I'm excited

1220
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: and they'll they'll take good care of my DD. And

1221
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 1: of course Mets fans hate you right now, That's okay

1222
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: because the Mets like the Red Sox. I'm like the

1223
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: sworn enemy of the Yankee fans and the Phillies of

1224
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: the sworn enemy of the Mets. Here you go, Danielle

1225
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: serving two of our most important cities. I love that

1226
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: so exciting. And the other deck is because of the D. D.

1227
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: Gregorious story that came out yesterday. Danielle reached for her

1228
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: phone to call her dad because the Yankee conversation is

1229
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: what Danielle and her father always used to have. That

1230
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: was tough because the first person I call always his

1231
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: dad to say, oh my gosh, can you believe this?

1232
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: Or can you believe that? And he knows how much

1233
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: I love DD and he was my favorite. So I

1234
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: called his best friend, Uncle Pete, who we've known since

1235
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: I was a baby. They've been best friends for years.

1236
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: Also a Yankee fan, also a Yankee fan and one

1237
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: of my like my dad's best friend in the whole world.

1238
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: And I talked to Uncle Pete and he got me

1239
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: through it, and he said, I really appreciate you. I

1240
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: being I'm the one that you're going to call for

1241
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: this now and I said yeah, I said, you are

1242
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: so love you, Uncle Pete. Thank you for being there.

1243
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 1: And Dad, I know you're looking down and take care

1244
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: of my d d from up a buff Hey, Dad,

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Speaker 1: your daughter misses you very much. I really do. But

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01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:54,479
Speaker 1: your friend or your uncle Pete, Yeah, I cannot tell

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01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: you how I assume he felt when he got to

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01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: that phone call from you. I bet because he his

1249
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: best friend. He misses my dad so much. What a

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01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: wonderful thing you did for him. Yeah. They actually they

1251
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: have like guy's night out, So like last night was

1252
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,439
Speaker 1: guy's night out with all the guys and Dad wasn't

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01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: there and they were all drinking to him and stuff,

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01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: and he said it was it was tough, but uh

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01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: but yeah, you know, what are you gonna do? You

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01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna do. You're gonna do exactly what

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01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: you are doing. You're doing great, Danielle. We're so proud

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Speaker 1: of you. I'm trying. And then there's Gandhi. I got

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01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 1: nothing perfect, I got nothing in my book. People are

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01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: livid with me. No, we didn't learn a lesson in

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01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: you know, fried foods are usually only good after you

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01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: pull them out of the fryar yea an hour or

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Speaker 1: two later. So our favorite Indian restaurant, tamarind so Gandhi

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01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 1: and scary, and I bellied up to the bar for

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01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: lunch there the other day. And one of the dishes

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01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,919
Speaker 1: they have, which is just from heaven. Danielle, you would

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01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: love it. It's this It's a fried call like fried

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01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: cauliflower pieces, but it's coated in this beautiful sauce. I

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01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: have it right here. Did you did you eat something

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01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: not right here? The sauce is unbelievable. So I brought

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01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: it in. I ordered Tamarin, delivered it to my house

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01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: last night, and I had it and it was great.

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01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: It wasn't even great by the time I got to

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01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: my house, Actually, it was already kind of soggy. I'm

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01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 1: gonna brought it in today. You're gonna taste the flavor,

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01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: but you're not gonna feel the crunch. I think we

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01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 1: have ways to bring back the crunch. We'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Did you notice to have the rice though? And rice

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01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: from Indian restaurants get in there, Danielle's so good. I

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01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: can't wait. Also got some pannier yum in a spicy

1281
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: little being Greek sauce is how you say it? Greek? Whatever?

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01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 1: Who else can we Benjaman about Froggy. I was talking

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01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: about Froggy. So okay, here's the thing. So Froggy says, hey,

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01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: Lisa are coming up this weekend. Yeah, I said, oh great.

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01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: He said, what are you doing Saturday? I said, I

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01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. Let's have brunch. Okay, We're having brunch.

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01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: Then I had a call from my friend Andy, Andy

1288
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 1: and his wife and Andy's sister coming into it down.

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01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 1: I said, okay, well, he said, let's have brunch. I said, okay,

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01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 1: well I have the runch with at least and Froggy.

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01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: Let's get together, all right. So there's three of them

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01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 1: one I mean, that's four, and then two of them.

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01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 1: That's six. Then Froggy says, what up? I say, what from?

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01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 1: We're in Saturday? But we did tell Danielle and Sheldon

1295
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: that we're doing something with him. I said, well great,

1296
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: we're up to we're up to eight people. Trying to

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01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 1: find a brunch for eight people in New York City.

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01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 1: It's it's difficult. I found a place down the street.

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01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm excited. We're having one, and I did happen to

1300
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: fall asleep between making reservations. Elvis sends me a text, Hey, Jackass,

1301
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: it's eight people. Can you give me an answer? Okay, okay?

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01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: No no then so then you know this is the

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01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: day after one hundred jingle ball Froggy. Yeah, so I'm

1304
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: gonna be tired, I said, Alex, You're going to work Saturday, right?

1305
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, it took the day off, I said, Well

1306
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: he and repped hall. MAT's going to spend the night

1307
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: Friday night after the show to ten people for brunch. Yes,

1308
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: so yes, God, if you don't mind coming to town

1309
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: this weekend, and I would love for you guys to

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01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 1: meet her. Maybe brunch would be a good time. A

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01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: whole restaurant. Yeah, I don't even know if this place holds.

1312
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: What's scary. I'm gonna be solo on Saturday morning. I

1313
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 1: get up nice and early at the crack of doorn.

1314
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: I could just roll into the city and Diamond you're

1315
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: coming in. He's gonna be there, Brody right out a room.

1316
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 1: No the in vegetables, Brody, you would hate it. All right,

1317
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it later. I don't know. We may

1318
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,720
Speaker 1: be at capacity. But keep in mind those who I mean.

1319
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 1: It just kind of grew on its own. So this

1320
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 1: is this is when I get a call from people like,

1321
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 1: why don't you invite me? Why I didn't invite anyone? Well,

1322
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 1: then I gonna be I didn't invite anyone. It just

1323
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 1: just morphed into this thing. Well, last time I saw Andy, right,

1324
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: Andy Stewart, who's from Norwegian, he said, I'm coming in

1325
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: on this date. I said, great, let's get together for dinner.

1326
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 1: So then Frock and Lisa said they were coming in.

1327
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: So I called Lisa and I said, hey, Andy wanted

1328
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: to do dinner. You want to do dinner. So then

1329
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,040
Speaker 1: yesterday he said, oh and Elvis is into so oh

1330
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: yeah everybody. So I'm so now you're saying I'm in

1331
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: on your lunch, but you're in on my lunely whatever.

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01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 1: Some were merging, We're all together follow the world's worlds collide.

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01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I can't wait. Sheldon so excited. They save

1334
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: me a couple of seats seas, Yes, what we have

1335
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 1: an agenda at lunch? What's that? We have to talk

1336
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: Danielle's husband, Sheldon, into getting her a Peloton bike. She

1337
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 1: wants one. Okay, he says, no, he's not sold that.

1338
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: Andy Stewart loves this Peloton bike, so you think it's

1339
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: a great. All my friends who spent the money from Peloton,

1340
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:28,639
Speaker 1: they have never had a more expensive clothes hanger. We'll

1341
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: start with you, Danielle. What's on your mind? Okay? So

1342
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna post something on my Instagram in a few minutes.

1343
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 1: My cat Diggie uses her hands to eat. Now, yea,

1344
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: her paws was she? So you put the food in

1345
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 1: her bawl. She puts her paw in the bowl and

1346
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,640
Speaker 1: she scoops the food and licks it. There you go.

1347
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 1: We couldn't believe it. We took video of this yesterday.

1348
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: How much she's becoming more human as the days go on. Animals,

1349
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So I doesn't sound crazy to me. It

1350
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: sounds like you have a very smart ken. Yeah. So

1351
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to post this on my Instagram. We could

1352
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: not be leave love it. She's the queen of the

1353
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: castle that damn pat I swear I had another dream

1354
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: that you guys got a populace scary? What's up with you?

1355
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 1: Who is the famous person who said catch someone doing

1356
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: something right? You always talk about that well, whoever that's

1357
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 1: painless person was, that was Dale Carnegie, Dale Carnegie. Well,

1358
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: I'd like to shine a light on this place called

1359
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 1: south Fork Bakery and sag Harbor, New York, out on

1360
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,719
Speaker 1: Long Island, and they're a nonprofit and they provide meaningful

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01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 1: employment for adults with special needs. So I got a

1362
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: package in the mail from someone who gave me a

1363
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 1: Christmas present, and all the goods in there were baked

1364
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: and they were packaged and sold by these adults who

1365
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:40,080
Speaker 1: work there. So I want to support more businesses that

1366
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 1: do that. That's great in the coming year. Excellent, and

1367
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 1: you ate every crumb, Well, now you know, I'm gonna

1368
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: share some with the show. The only the only food

1369
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: from that wonderful place you're gonna share with us is

1370
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: the stuff that comes out of your mouth when you're

1371
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:56,719
Speaker 1: talking and it spits. So let's here for south Fork

1372
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: Bakery and sag Harbor. Beautiful sag Harbor. Love that nonprofit

1373
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: providing incredible, incredible employment for incredible adults with specialty. I

1374
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 1: don't know that South Fork Bakery producer Sam, producer Sam,

1375
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? So days like we had

1376
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: yesterday always makes me super reflective. Because, as you know,

1377
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: I live in Jersey City, and we lost a police officer,

1378
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 1: and I have a sister who has decided to spend

1379
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: the rest of her life with a police officer. Good.

1380
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: So days like that make me very appreciative and worried

1381
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 1: like a Jewish mother for Joseph Genteely, who is a

1382
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,600
Speaker 1: detective in Monroe Township, and I want him to know

1383
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: I love him very much, and I am appreciative of

1384
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 1: everyone out there who's like him, and people like my

1385
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 1: sister who keep them, you know, with a partnership and

1386
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 1: support and love at home. I must assume when you

1387
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,679
Speaker 1: get up and you put on the badge you put

1388
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: you put the uniform one, and you leave the house,

1389
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,640
Speaker 1: whoever is back in the bed or back at the

1390
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 1: house getting ready for their job, they're thinking about you,

1391
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 1: and they are just as much a part of the

1392
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: force as you are. Yeah. It's yeah, this gentleman had

1393
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,799
Speaker 1: five kids and we're not even we haven't even started

1394
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,519
Speaker 1: talking about the identification of the other people who lost

1395
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: their lives, right, yeah, the other five. Yeah. So, Joseph,

1396
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 1: I love you and I'm always thinking about you. You're

1397
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: a sweetheart. Uh where else would I go Gandhi Hi.

1398
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 1: I also posted a video on my Instagram that is

1399
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: making me laugh. So if you need a minute today

1400
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,639
Speaker 1: to just go chuckle a bit. It's only six seconds,

1401
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,679
Speaker 1: I promise at the end of it. If you're not laughing,

1402
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: I find something to be wrong with you. It's a

1403
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 1: video I posted on my Instagram. Six seconds. It's one

1404
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,240
Speaker 1: of my friends at a party this weekend and she's

1405
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,759
Speaker 1: dancing and I turned the camera just coincidentally to another

1406
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 1: friend who was watching her, and his face is out

1407
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: of control. I saw that. Yeah, you were in Philly. Yes,

1408
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 1: it was in Philly over the weekend. Excellent. Yeah, it's

1409
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 1: a funny video. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm kind of wondering

1410
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: what happened? It will spark joy. And you had a

1411
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: piece of cakes. She was excited. What, oh was so weird?

1412
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: What's weird? So did Scary just whisper in your ears?

1413
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: So he Scary had a question. He ran over to

1414
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: ask it, and he like, slavered, Scary, your breath war singly.

1415
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:03,320
Speaker 1: We're good. Yeah, killed me. Our memories are really bad here.

1416
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 1: I don't even know who you people are. This is

1417
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: the time of year. I don't know about you listening

1418
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 1: to your to us right now. But this is the

1419
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 1: time of year where we're just like full throttle. Yeah

1420
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,679
Speaker 1: it's been. It's been pretty much full throttle for about

1421
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,799
Speaker 1: two years now. Yeah, we need a break. Mama's teets

1422
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:21,720
Speaker 1: are tough, Yeah they really are. They're like they're like

1423
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: they're like leather. Yeah, mine too. You got leather teeps, O,

1424
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: leather teeps. From now on, Daniel will be known as

1425
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: leather teeths. Yes, it again. I'd rather have leather teeths

1426
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 1: of other faces. Anyway, let's get into the three things

1427
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: we need to know. A lot of serious stuff going

1428
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: on and on once again. Yesterday I was glued to

1429
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: local news here in New York because of the story

1430
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 1: breaking out of Jersey City, not only because half of

1431
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,600
Speaker 1: our show lives in Jersey City, but I used to

1432
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 1: live there, we used to work there. And of course

1433
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,640
Speaker 1: it involves police officers, it involves people who listen to

1434
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,760
Speaker 1: our show every day. They're out there, so I'd just

1435
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 1: like keeping an eye on it. And they still don't

1436
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,640
Speaker 1: have all the answers now, they barely have any answer. No,

1437
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,759
Speaker 1: it's there are I mean, depending on which news sources

1438
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,719
Speaker 1: you are looking at, there are different stories about exactly

1439
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,600
Speaker 1: what happened, but the facts that we do know for

1440
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 1: sure are that sadly, Detective Joseph Seals was shot and

1441
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,520
Speaker 1: killed with a high powered rifle at a local cemetery.

1442
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:27,160
Speaker 1: After that happened, the suspects fled to a bodega where

1443
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:30,439
Speaker 1: they hold up for hours and a gunfight ensued with police.

1444
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,839
Speaker 1: At the end, three civilians were dead, the two suspects

1445
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 1: dead as well, and of course that officer that we

1446
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,400
Speaker 1: talked about. So as we get more information, we'll share

1447
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 1: it with you. I'm sure people are seeing things from

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Speaker 1: all over the place, but we're thinking about that. A

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01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 1: lot of schools in that area and these kids were

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01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 1: in lockdown until late in the afternoon, but they were

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01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:49,640
Speaker 1: listening to the gunshots from their classroom. That's terrifying. I

1452
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: cannot even imagine. So our hearts are with everybody who

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01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 1: was affected by that. New Zealand we talked about this

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01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,679
Speaker 1: the other day. There was a huge eruption of volcano

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01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 1: over there and there was a tourist group that was

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01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:02,639
Speaker 1: touring around that area when it happened. Well, people were

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01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 1: severely burned, and now New Zealand is ordering one hundred

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01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 1: and eighty six thousand square inches of skin from the

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01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,760
Speaker 1: United States because all these people need skin grafts and

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01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:15,000
Speaker 1: they have enough. Yeah. Wow, thirty people in critical condition,

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01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: six people confirmed dead. And again that was after a

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01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 1: volcano erupted in New Zealand. And finally, the last full

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01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: moon of the decade happening tomorrow. It's twelve twelve and

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01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: it's going to be happening the best viewing time at

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01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:31,679
Speaker 1: twelve twelve am Eastern time. Coincidence will be awake. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we will be here, you go, We'll be up late.

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Speaker 1: Will be Philly and Qmno. Two is jingle Ball tonight

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Speaker 1: and then here in New York City for ZE one

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01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,200
Speaker 1: hundreds jingle Ball presented by Capital One. By the way,

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01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 1: you can watch that Friday night. We're gonna be there

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Speaker 1: on the cwapp and CWTV dot com. I do believe,

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Speaker 1: is that right? I think I just guessed. I'm totally fried. Yeah,

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01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: CWTV dot Com and the CWAP Oh my, got a

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01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: got it right. It's good. I've found a little little

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01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 1: quarter in my brain that had memories everything there. What's

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01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 1: up with that? Who with that? Anyway? All right, let's

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01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 1: take your break we'll be back. How are you doing?

1478
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 1: This is Wendy Williams. What's up, y'all? What's going on?

1479
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 1: This is Drake and you're listening to Elvis Duran, Elvis

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01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:18,639
Speaker 1: Duran and the Morning Show. I've always loved hot sauce,

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01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: but now with Chalula in my life, I love it

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01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: even more. It's filled with unique flavor and just enough heat.

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01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 1: What's not to like? So grab your bottle of Chalula,

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01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: the one with the wooden cap. I have no idea

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01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,080
Speaker 1: what I'm getting anyone for Christmas? No, no idea. Oh

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01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: I'd like a peloton. We'll go get one. I just

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01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 1: want Quliday time time. Yes, you stop, you know what.

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01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:46,479
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I can get her what she wants

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01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 1: before and get you what you want. A peloton is

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01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 1: so much easier than quality time. No time is the

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01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 1: one thing we never get back. That's why I like

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01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,560
Speaker 1: when you give it to me. I just want to

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01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 1: have lunch with you on Saturday. That's it. We're having

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01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: lunch on Saturday. You know we're having our holiday party. Yeah,

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01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: Christmas party Monday at lunch. Yeah, in an undisclosed place.

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01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: Secret and oh but we've invited special guests. Every year

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01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 1: we invite special guests, and we have special guests coming

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01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 1: this year. Greg t will be included in that, of course. Yeah. So,

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01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:25,599
Speaker 1: uh last night, I was sitting there at the fire

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01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 1: in the fireplace, you know, push the button. It came on.

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01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 1: I love that some people are such purest No, I

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01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,120
Speaker 1: must shore the crackling of the wood. I must have

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01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: the real fire butting on the now, just push a button,

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01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 1: let the gas through the work. Anyway, I was sitting

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01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: there just kind of shaking like a chihuahua, knowing the

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01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,519
Speaker 1: day was done, and we're just wondering once again, how

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01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 1: to try to relieve a little of this stress. I'm

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01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,719
Speaker 1: thinking we should I go talk to take a hot bath.

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01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: Oh those are good with bubbles especially. Yeah, so I

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01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,639
Speaker 1: thought about that, and oh so I'm gonna get under

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01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,679
Speaker 1: the gravity blanket and just kind of chill and watch TV.

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01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,479
Speaker 1: And I was flipping around and I found Ellen's show

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01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 1: lesson yas our special issue was giving away all of

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01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:04,519
Speaker 1: the prizes to deserving people. Now what it called again, Ellen,

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01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 1: I don't even remember, but she had Jennifer Anderson on

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01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,680
Speaker 1: with her and Jason Momoa. Jennifer Anderson seems to be

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01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,920
Speaker 1: such a lovely person. I didn't see Jason Momoa. He

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01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 1: was earlier in the show. You might have been that

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01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 1: he was scheduled to be on the show. I didn't

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01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,360
Speaker 1: see him. Okay. It's called Ellen's Greatest Night of Giveaways. Okay,

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01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 1: it was very cool and uh that Ellen. You know

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01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 1: she has great sponsors. Yeah, they come through and really

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01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 1: really step up to the plate to help her award

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01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: these great prizes and cash giveaways. Two people continuing it

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01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 1: on her regular show like this week. So I noticed

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01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 1: yesterday that somebody gets Robert Downey Junior in a box.

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01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 1: But we would like a little Stark in a box.

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01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 1: You could get Danielle and I there. You know what,

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01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 1: if we could just stop thinking about what we need,

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01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:51,679
Speaker 1: didn't think about what other people you asked what we wanted. Okay, look,

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01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 1: our show is nowhere near I mean the hugeness and

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01:18:56,880 --> 01:19:03,360
Speaker 1: of the Ellen Degenerous show. We don't have resources like that.

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01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,559
Speaker 1: But we could give away some fun things. So I'm

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01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,760
Speaker 1: thinking next week, we're here Monday the Friday, right, yes,

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01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 1: well Thursday, we're not here. Thursday. Monday to Thursday, we're

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01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 1: here Friday. Okay, scary, scary, Friday series, just trying to

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01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:23,400
Speaker 1: get a day off yesterday too, he said, I'm getting

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01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 1: on that show for Friday and Elvis, because what are

1539
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:28,280
Speaker 1: you talking about then, Ivis because we're on Friday. Okay,

1540
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,759
Speaker 1: we're really off off base here. Okay, back onto the track.

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01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 1: We do five shows next week. I want to give

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01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: away like a really cool gift every day next week.

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01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. That would be great fun. We'll pay

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01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 1: for it. It's out of our pocket. When I say our,

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01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:47,000
Speaker 1: I mean mine. Okay, and listen, you guys want to

1546
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:50,599
Speaker 1: chip in. So let's start thinking about what these these

1547
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:54,519
Speaker 1: gifts can be. Is it gonna be a peloton? No? Okay, no,

1548
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: you know it can't be. Day didn't give a rowing

1549
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: machine away yesterday, not a It's what I'm saying. I

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01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,320
Speaker 1: don't have I don't have that kind of budget, all right,

1551
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,639
Speaker 1: but we can come up with some good stuff. Okay,

1552
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:09,840
Speaker 1: think about it. So next week, every day, uh, let's

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01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 1: say thirty minutes after the phone tap, so it'd be

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01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 1: eight o'clock East Coast time, but whenever time that first

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01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:17,280
Speaker 1: phone tap plays, yeah, thirty minutes after that. Every day

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01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,840
Speaker 1: next week we're giving away a juicy glamorous prize. Do

1557
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 1: you want to text in some ideas let us know,

1558
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:25,600
Speaker 1: like the hottest gadgets out this year. Yeah, whatever you

1559
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,880
Speaker 1: wanted to be like a thing, not an experience. If

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01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:32,480
Speaker 1: you can find an experience, that's you know, okay, doabowl?

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01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 1: What scary? Remember that one year we gave away gumball machine. Yeah,

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01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 1: that was quite a year. No, that was the company

1563
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:41,280
Speaker 1: that gave them to us for Christmas. Remember, and we

1564
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 1: were given I remember coming in and they said Merry Christmas.

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01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:48,479
Speaker 1: Then they handed me a gumball. Remember when Greg t

1566
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:51,679
Speaker 1: gave away iPads but they were just eyepatches. Oh my god,

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01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 1: we're not going to do that. No, we're not gonna

1568
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 1: do that. Daniel. You're ready to do your report? Yea,

1569
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: the Daniel Report? What's going on? All right? Say it

1570
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: isn't so Jack Black retiring. I swear to gosh, I'll

1571
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 1: cry so apparently. Yeah, the rumor is that after Jamanji

1572
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,840
Speaker 1: the next level comes out and he does his you know,

1573
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 1: promotion for it, blah blah blah, he might not do

1574
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,360
Speaker 1: anything for a while. He might take a little bit

1575
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:19,639
Speaker 1: of a break. Can you imagine? No, can do that

1576
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 1: means we could take a break. No, it's not gonna happen.

1577
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 1: Thinking about what you're doing right now in your life,

1578
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 1: would you like to take a break. I'm gonna take

1579
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: a break. We kind of figured this already. Jessica Bill

1580
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:34,000
Speaker 1: reportedly encouraged Justin Timberlake to apologize publicly publicly for holding

1581
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 1: another woman's hands because she was embarrassed and wanted him

1582
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 1: to be accountable. I don't blame her. If that happened

1583
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:40,800
Speaker 1: to me, I do the same thing. I'll go. Your

1584
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,760
Speaker 1: ass is gonna get out there apologize. I hope they're

1585
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: doing okay. Yeah, I hope so too. Lizzo does not

1586
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,439
Speaker 1: care about the criticism for that butt bearing outfit she

1587
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: wore at the Laker game. I don't know if you

1588
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 1: saw it. She was twerking in a thong. I saw it. Um.

1589
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,960
Speaker 1: She basically says she's the happiest she's ever been. I'm

1590
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,920
Speaker 1: surrounded by love. It I just want to spread the

1591
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,280
Speaker 1: love and also spread these cheeks, and she did. She did. Yeah,

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01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,400
Speaker 1: if you go and look at the video, she spread

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01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:08,840
Speaker 1: those cheeks. Well, we have sound from Lizzo talking about

1594
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:10,479
Speaker 1: it coming up in the sound of Garrett. It's very

1595
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:13,599
Speaker 1: nice and I'm kind of. I'm on the fence about it,

1596
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: you too, because I have kids, and I know if

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01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 1: my kids are watching the Lakers game and that comes

1598
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 1: up on the screen or if you're in the audience,

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01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about it. I'm a

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01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:25,519
Speaker 1: little I'm a little torn. And I love Lizzo, so

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01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,120
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a little torn. I just get really

1602
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,679
Speaker 1: uncomfortable when people are wearing anything that's too short because

1603
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,679
Speaker 1: you know my thing with like buttholes on seats. Yeah,

1604
01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:33,760
Speaker 1: and it happens all the time when you're wearing those

1605
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:40,560
Speaker 1: booty shorts. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, I'm all for it. Okay, absolutely,

1606
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,080
Speaker 1: I hope you're gonna wear that outfit to jingle ball outs.

1607
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,679
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, remember he had all that controversy over doing

1608
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 1: the oscars and so he didn't do it last year. Well,

1609
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 1: he said if they came back to him this year,

1610
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 1: he would consider doing it. So we'll see if that happens.

1611
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:58,720
Speaker 1: Jamanji is opening in your theaters on Friday, and I

1612
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:01,160
Speaker 1: will remind you every five minutes if I could, because

1613
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:04,320
Speaker 1: it's so fantastic. The math Singer is on tonight. I

1614
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 1: know it was on yesterday, but the top three are

1615
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,479
Speaker 1: revealed as two more masks get removed. It's a holiday

1616
01:23:09,479 --> 01:23:12,599
Speaker 1: themed semi final special that's going on tonight. You've got

1617
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:16,520
Speaker 1: a an interview with Dan rather Ellen's Greatest Night of Giveaways.

1618
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 1: Uh oh, if this is tonight, then not this afternoon.

1619
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 1: Downey Jr. He's on tonight, so he's Robert Downey Junior

1620
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 1: is the celebrity helping Ellen hand out presents tonight. Oh

1621
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,200
Speaker 1: my gosh, I hope they can record that for me

1622
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 1: at home. Bett's tell them. The mid season finale of

1623
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:37,720
Speaker 1: Riverdale is on tonight, so that's good. Midseason finale of Stumptown,

1624
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:41,080
Speaker 1: the mid season finale of Making It, Uh Crank Youngers

1625
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:44,320
Speaker 1: that's on tonight, and Comedy Central, and the twenty third

1626
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 1: season finale of South Park twenty third show Not Crazy anyways. Yeah,

1627
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:56,559
Speaker 1: next hour, we're gonna talk about Brad Pitt. Don't listen

1628
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,920
Speaker 1: to everything you hear about his love life. Speaking of

1629
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,960
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt. So, uh so I watched half of Once

1630
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,760
Speaker 1: upon a Time in Hollywood. Wow, finally, and then I

1631
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:08,040
Speaker 1: was going to finish it. Yeah, and then Coast Boy

1632
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,760
Speaker 1: Josh ran in here and said, no, you have to

1633
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 1: watch it all at one time, okay, otherwise it just

1634
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:18,160
Speaker 1: isn't as good, and so I mean, okay, So last

1635
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:20,880
Speaker 1: night I decided to watch the whole thing, okay, and

1636
01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 1: I truly enjoyed it. Wasn't it great? Brad Pitt unbelievable.

1637
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,800
Speaker 1: I thought DiCaprio did a great job. I thought they

1638
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:30,879
Speaker 1: all did a fantastic job. Brad Pitt gets some Oscar

1639
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,640
Speaker 1: recognition because he really is. He's so good at this.

1640
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:37,120
Speaker 1: So all of his movies that I really haven't seen

1641
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:38,840
Speaker 1: a Brad Pitt movie that I haven't liked. Have you

1642
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:42,280
Speaker 1: seen Once upon a Time in Hollywood? Absolutely? So, what

1643
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,800
Speaker 1: in my opinion a work of art, not only because

1644
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,679
Speaker 1: the story is really interesting and it's got interesting twists

1645
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 1: in this and that, but at the period the sixties,

1646
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:54,880
Speaker 1: right yeah, I think so yeah, that they covered in

1647
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, working in you know, Hollywood, in the entertainment business.

1648
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,720
Speaker 1: They actually had Kate HJ Radio always playing on the

1649
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 1: radio with the real DJ's Robert W. Morgan, and they

1650
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 1: played the music of the time. It was just so

1651
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:10,400
Speaker 1: well done, of course, all wrapped around the Charlie Charlie

1652
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:13,280
Speaker 1: Manson story somewhat. So I watched the whole thing last night,

1653
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,160
Speaker 1: and I was I truly enjoyed it. But it's I

1654
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,600
Speaker 1: hear this is one of those movies that's so polarizing.

1655
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:22,439
Speaker 1: Either you love it or you hate it. Yeah right, yeah,

1656
01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:25,280
Speaker 1: you love it or hate it. But Quentin Tarantino usually

1657
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:28,080
Speaker 1: his his movies are so far out there. This one

1658
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,160
Speaker 1: wasn't that far out there. I thought it was great.

1659
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:33,479
Speaker 1: I love Quentin Tarantino movies. This was a little bit different.

1660
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,000
Speaker 1: But that Brad pitt Man, he's just a fine old man.

1661
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:39,200
Speaker 1: You don't think he's hot. I've mother found, Brad, I've

1662
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 1: never found. He's not my type. Brad pitt Oh, I

1663
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 1: do fine old man. Yeah. I go back to those

1664
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:47,400
Speaker 1: Stelma and Louise days. Whoa seriously do with Thelma and

1665
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:50,599
Speaker 1: Louise search and look at look at what it looked like? Well,

1666
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,360
Speaker 1: I remember I saw it. He was holding that hair

1667
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 1: dryer with his shirt off. He's but yeah, he's more.

1668
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,880
Speaker 1: He's better handsome than he was. He was cute than

1669
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 1: he's handsome. Now what are you laughing at? Frog? No?

1670
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:01,320
Speaker 1: You and the back to Thulman Louis. He's like you

1671
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:03,840
Speaker 1: were like you knew, you knew exactly which brad Pitt

1672
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:06,240
Speaker 1: you were liking. But there was another one. It was

1673
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:08,919
Speaker 1: a River Runs through It or one of those movies

1674
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 1: that I love. That movie. So in North Carolina, employees

1675
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:18,599
Speaker 1: at a Bed, Bath and Beyond discovered an uninvited sleepover

1676
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 1: guest hiding in the store when they opened up Monday morning.

1677
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,240
Speaker 1: The Greenville, North Carolina employees called police run eight thirty

1678
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:27,200
Speaker 1: in the morning, and they responded to a breaking and

1679
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:31,000
Speaker 1: entering in progress. The problem was there was no breaking

1680
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:34,719
Speaker 1: and entering in progress. He was already there. The intruder

1681
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:37,000
Speaker 1: was a fourteen year old runaway who had been camping

1682
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:40,880
Speaker 1: out in the store overnight. It's a great spot if

1683
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:44,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna need to speak, place of sleep. He wasn't harmed.

1684
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:47,439
Speaker 1: He was taken back to his house. He's okay. So

1685
01:26:47,479 --> 01:26:49,640
Speaker 1: it got me to thinking, I remember when I was

1686
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:52,240
Speaker 1: a kid, we go to the mall. Yeah, Like, what

1687
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,080
Speaker 1: would be like to be locked in this mall by

1688
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,719
Speaker 1: myself with access to every single thing in this mall?

1689
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,800
Speaker 1: Like down there at the piano store, I could go,

1690
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:02,120
Speaker 1: you know, play piano for a while and over here's

1691
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:06,479
Speaker 1: the orange Julius. Remember those orange I would crank up

1692
01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:10,280
Speaker 1: those orange Julius machines. Like, what store would you want

1693
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:12,639
Speaker 1: to live in? Let me live in? Would you rather

1694
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:14,759
Speaker 1: live in? Like bed Beth and beyond home Goods? Ikea?

1695
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,400
Speaker 1: Where do you want to live? Maybe Target, but but

1696
01:27:17,479 --> 01:27:19,840
Speaker 1: like a super Target that has the food? Yeah? Yeah,

1697
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,920
Speaker 1: in microwave oven? Yeah, like a forever store. I like

1698
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:27,160
Speaker 1: a pet store. You're living there though, you need? You

1699
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:30,760
Speaker 1: need to live there? Okay? Where is your living room?

1700
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Where are you going to live?

1701
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:36,639
Speaker 1: Some of those cat palaces they have are spacious, Okay, small,

1702
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,960
Speaker 1: I could get in there. Are you kid to have

1703
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:44,360
Speaker 1: a trail? Yeah? Her little wheel wheel? That's that's your gym?

1704
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:47,519
Speaker 1: Ye like Doctor Doolittle all the animals. We'd talk and

1705
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: be I think we're missing. Well, there's gonna be some store.

1706
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 1: We're not thinking it. What store would be so excellent

1707
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:55,040
Speaker 1: to live What about like Brookstone? All the different massageres

1708
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,559
Speaker 1: over there time, But it has to be a store

1709
01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:01,080
Speaker 1: that we have access to food. Man, you have to eat.

1710
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 1: You can order take out? What what about a Costco? Uh?

1711
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,519
Speaker 1: You can do that? Yeah, Garrett? What no? That Costco

1712
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:11,920
Speaker 1: for you? All right? And they have ovens? Yeah, they

1713
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,840
Speaker 1: held everything maybe we should think of more. Yeah. On

1714
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:19,599
Speaker 1: a grander scale, Ikea is good too, because you would

1715
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:21,559
Speaker 1: never get bored. You could build all of their things.

1716
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,200
Speaker 1: And then they also have the meat balls. Yeah that

1717
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:25,200
Speaker 1: she'd never get sired of those meat ball Yeah. And

1718
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:26,639
Speaker 1: you can play hide and seek in all the little

1719
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 1: racks so Costco or BJ's. I'll love a good all

1720
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:35,160
Speaker 1: night BJ all night. It seems exhausting. What are you

1721
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:39,960
Speaker 1: talking about? I think Target, I really do, because a Target,

1722
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: the superstore has all kinds of fun stuff, clothes and

1723
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:46,080
Speaker 1: you know, sporting equip You can work out, you can

1724
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:48,160
Speaker 1: read a book, you can watch some TV, you can

1725
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,360
Speaker 1: play some video games, you can go and eat. You can,

1726
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 1: but there's a lot of things to doing it. Targ

1727
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:56,000
Speaker 1: Gondhi can shop in the Little Boys department because that's

1728
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,240
Speaker 1: where she shot. Ye. What about like Dicks. I'm sorry,

1729
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,799
Speaker 1: Dick shops there every he already lived there. The sporting

1730
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:05,400
Speaker 1: goods place where you could climb a wall, play some basketball,

1731
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,559
Speaker 1: but there's no food and director if you're gonna go,

1732
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:10,360
Speaker 1: if you want to go sporting goods, I would go

1733
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:12,559
Speaker 1: Arii Or do they have those across the country? Yeah?

1734
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:15,719
Speaker 1: I love Arii because they'd usually have one. I think

1735
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 1: that if you go to a Dix you can have

1736
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:20,080
Speaker 1: lots of um sunflower sheets because they have all those

1737
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,760
Speaker 1: different flavored sunlower sets. That's the only thing to eat it, Dick.

1738
01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 1: It's not a lot to eat it, Dicks. Well, they have,

1739
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:29,479
Speaker 1: you know, survival food and they do. Anyway, moving on, stool,

1740
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 1: you would you live it? We're gonna move on because

1741
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,800
Speaker 1: you guys are trying to turn this into something. I

1742
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,559
Speaker 1: didn't mean for it to be set a pet store.

1743
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:38,280
Speaker 1: You know. I just try my best, and if everyone

1744
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:40,559
Speaker 1: in this room, I have the dirtiest, most filthiest mind,

1745
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:42,439
Speaker 1: but I have learned to squelch it and try to

1746
01:29:42,479 --> 01:29:45,160
Speaker 1: have a conversation. Danielle and I haven't learned that yet.

1747
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:49,280
Speaker 1: It was I met Dicks for the store, I really did.

1748
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:51,080
Speaker 1: You can't have froggy and eye in a room and

1749
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:54,760
Speaker 1: say Dicks and not expect something. Come on. You know

1750
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,439
Speaker 1: it's by now, which I wouldn't want to live an

1751
01:29:56,439 --> 01:29:58,719
Speaker 1: Ikea because you have to build everything right. But imagine

1752
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 1: the skills you would have when you came out there.

1753
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,240
Speaker 1: You know what, Okay, an Alan wrench, I can master

1754
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,439
Speaker 1: an Allan wrench spirit. I knew wouldn't be bored because

1755
01:30:04,479 --> 01:30:10,440
Speaker 1: you always have something to put together. Probably you've learned Swedish,

1756
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:14,519
Speaker 1: you know how to think creton barrow will be comfortable. Yeah,

1757
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:18,879
Speaker 1: all right, moving on, how's your holiday card list going there, Danielle,

1758
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:20,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't send out the cards.

1759
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:24,479
Speaker 1: We just make them. It just appear. Yeah. Well, well

1760
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:28,080
Speaker 1: it's my husband. Honestly, he's so good. He does most

1761
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:34,519
Speaker 1: of that stuff. We're getting to the good egg. Oh kay.

1762
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:38,840
Speaker 1: So uh you know Tom Tom Kelly, who who writes

1763
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,280
Speaker 1: for our show. He's a good friend of ours, and

1764
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:42,880
Speaker 1: he came to the wedding in Santa Fe. Well, anyway,

1765
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:45,760
Speaker 1: I got back married by in September and we even

1766
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,720
Speaker 1: said please don't send us wedding gifts. And there are

1767
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:49,960
Speaker 1: several reasons. Number One, we have more stuff than we'll

1768
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,519
Speaker 1: ever need. Secondly, that means I have to write a

1769
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:54,320
Speaker 1: thank you note everyone, and I'll tell you why. There

1770
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:56,599
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people who gave us things,

1771
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,920
Speaker 1: and somewhere down the line, the person in charge of

1772
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 1: keeping up all that stuff separated the cards and the gifts,

1773
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:05,400
Speaker 1: so I don't know who gave what. So I don't

1774
01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:10,800
Speaker 1: know who to thank? Oh boy? So anyway, So I

1775
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:14,040
Speaker 1: got to my desk this morning and there's a card

1776
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:16,880
Speaker 1: there to Alex and Elvis from Tom Kelly. I haven't

1777
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 1: opened it yet. And uh, dad's pay. He donated a

1778
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,920
Speaker 1: day a day's He donated a day's pay to my charity.

1779
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,760
Speaker 1: So I'm about to find out what he makes in

1780
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,360
Speaker 1: a day. Get someone unto my desk and grab that

1781
01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:43,800
Speaker 1: cards someone anyone scary to watch him run here. So

1782
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:45,880
Speaker 1: I think it's really tacky that I'm not able to

1783
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,439
Speaker 1: say thank you to people who gave me gifts. And

1784
01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:49,640
Speaker 1: I got a lot of great stuff. I don't know

1785
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 1: who to think, I don't know what. I don't even

1786
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,080
Speaker 1: know where to get started by the biggest thing you

1787
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,200
Speaker 1: got Gandhi and I got you that. Yes, it was

1788
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:57,840
Speaker 1: from us. I hope that the card is still with it. Hi,

1789
01:31:57,960 --> 01:32:01,080
Speaker 1: Tom Kelly, hello all of this? How are you? I'm

1790
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:05,040
Speaker 1: doing great? Sir? So okay here? So were you here yesterday?

1791
01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:07,439
Speaker 1: How did this card end up on my desk? I

1792
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:10,680
Speaker 1: was in Okay, you're you're Can you go to a

1793
01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:15,719
Speaker 1: better cell area? I can't hear you what I'm trying.

1794
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:18,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to a good spot. Okay, are

1795
01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:21,519
Speaker 1: you at home? No, I'm in front of an audience

1796
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:23,960
Speaker 1: at Good Morning America. So how are you You know

1797
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:26,080
Speaker 1: Good Morning America is going to be backstage with us

1798
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,880
Speaker 1: at a Z one hundreds jingle ball Friday night. What

1799
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:34,080
Speaker 1: does that mean? I have tickets? Are so okay? So

1800
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:36,200
Speaker 1: when did you drop this card off at my desk?

1801
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,920
Speaker 1: So I dropped the cart off your desk yesterday at

1802
01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:42,560
Speaker 1: two pm. And you're saying that once I open this,

1803
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,599
Speaker 1: I will know what a day's pay is for you.

1804
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:49,080
Speaker 1: You're donating this too, of course, the Born this Way Foundations.

1805
01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:50,920
Speaker 1: That's where we wanted all the gifts to you. Well,

1806
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you the exact amount, but I donated

1807
01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:55,439
Speaker 1: a day's pay to the Born this Way Foundation. Yes,

1808
01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:58,320
Speaker 1: well no, I'm kind of curious. Okay, there's no check

1809
01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:00,120
Speaker 1: in here. Dear Elvis and Alex, thank you both for

1810
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:02,960
Speaker 1: your kindness. Elvis and Radio Alex at the Zoo. Your

1811
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:05,320
Speaker 1: wedding was a life experience. I remember it forever, new

1812
01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:07,880
Speaker 1: friends and old. As your gift, I donated a day's

1813
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:11,960
Speaker 1: pay to the Board this Way Foundation. Yea wow. And

1814
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,479
Speaker 1: so you actually sat down and calculated I know how

1815
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:18,080
Speaker 1: you know I work for iHeart and you're you were

1816
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:21,080
Speaker 1: instrumental and getting me a job, and in honor of you,

1817
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:23,960
Speaker 1: I donated one day's pay to a cause that matter

1818
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:29,160
Speaker 1: to you. Let me tell you I was going to

1819
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:31,920
Speaker 1: say less than that. Fifty bucks goes a long way

1820
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:35,840
Speaker 1: for the year. How does this dollar three eighty? That's

1821
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:40,280
Speaker 1: what my dad used to say. Tom, that's very sweet

1822
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:42,720
Speaker 1: to you. Thank you very much. Well, you're you've been

1823
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,960
Speaker 1: very sweet to me. All you guys have and Tim

1824
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,920
Speaker 1: Croppier and I are very grateful to y'all. Let me

1825
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:48,960
Speaker 1: ask you a question. So is it okay for me

1826
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,920
Speaker 1: to live on the air say thank you? And now

1827
01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:52,920
Speaker 1: I don't owe him a thank you card? I think so?

1828
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:56,120
Speaker 1: Or if is it okay to text thank you? Does

1829
01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:59,240
Speaker 1: that work? Oh? I mean just to you know what

1830
01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:01,160
Speaker 1: My intent was the only reason I gave you the

1831
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:02,920
Speaker 1: card was to get a thank you card from you

1832
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:06,760
Speaker 1: and out Hey. By the way, I heard that you

1833
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:10,320
Speaker 1: went to your holiday party yesterday at the office. Yes,

1834
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 1: it was awful. Can you talk it was awful? Can

1835
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:17,840
Speaker 1: you talk about the sandwich ratio problem? Okay? There were

1836
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:22,240
Speaker 1: ten percent vegans in the room and fifty percent vegan

1837
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:26,440
Speaker 1: sandwiches offered to the party. Some hippie up there dominated

1838
01:34:26,479 --> 01:34:29,800
Speaker 1: the whole event. No, wait a minute, to be fair,

1839
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:33,280
Speaker 1: I mean you're you eat me, obviously, but you can

1840
01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:38,680
Speaker 1: also eat vegetarian or vegan sandwiches. You can eat. It

1841
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:42,760
Speaker 1: was lettuce with mayo, it was cucumber with paprika. That

1842
01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:44,920
Speaker 1: was it. It was the only Christmas party I've ever

1843
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:48,720
Speaker 1: ordered out food for. Do you know, I don't know who.

1844
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:50,639
Speaker 1: And the best part is there was one hippie. There's

1845
01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:53,200
Speaker 1: one lady who I don't know, and I'm probably she's

1846
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:55,400
Speaker 1: probably sure she's my boss and I'll be fired after this.

1847
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:57,280
Speaker 1: But she looked like she came from the year nineteen

1848
01:34:57,360 --> 01:35:00,320
Speaker 1: sixty three and she's walked around telling everybody I it

1849
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:03,000
Speaker 1: is we have vegan option. No no, no, no offense.

1850
01:35:03,479 --> 01:35:06,320
Speaker 1: But you know, just hold on, hold on. You To

1851
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:09,360
Speaker 1: characterize someone who's vegan as as a hippie, I mean,

1852
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,680
Speaker 1: that's not you know, I don't know. There are a

1853
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:13,280
Speaker 1: lot of people who are vegan who don't fit that stereotype.

1854
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:16,000
Speaker 1: What's that? Daniel Vegan Fox's kids go to an all

1855
01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: vegan school, and it's they're so into the animal rights

1856
01:35:20,479 --> 01:35:22,800
Speaker 1: things that they have even if a if a bug

1857
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Speaker 1: gets accidentally stepped on, they have a funeral for the button.

1858
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Speaker 1: All yeah, I like that, but guilty every time I

1859
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:31,960
Speaker 1: eat an animal too, but they're just tastier. I feel

1860
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:34,840
Speaker 1: guilty every time. If God wanted us to be vegetarians,

1861
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:37,719
Speaker 1: he would not have made animals out of meat. Damn,

1862
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Speaker 1: darn straight, darn straight, All right, say, damn hey, thank you, Tom,

1863
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Speaker 1: thank you so much for your gift. I love you.

1864
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Speaker 1: George Stephanopolis is calling. I gotta go, very busy, very

1865
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Speaker 1: busy at the Today Show. He's just big your name

1866
01:35:53,720 --> 01:36:00,920
Speaker 1: online to you. Yeah, no, not really, Oh, no, offense.

1867
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,600
Speaker 1: Let's get let's get into sound. Yeah, Garrett, Hey, Garrett hey,

1868
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Speaker 1: going on. All right, good morning. Let's start with this.

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Speaker 1: Charlie Pooth last night was on The Tonight Show, did

1870
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Speaker 1: some musical impressions and he did his song we Don't

1871
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Speaker 1: Talk Anymore as the Doobie Brothers. I don't know what

1872
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:18,160
Speaker 1: the Doobie Brothers sound like. Yeah, you've heard the Dubie Brothers.

1873
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:22,519
Speaker 1: You have most people have it. You're you're you're well round.

1874
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Speaker 1: I'm well round, Yes, I am for old people like Danielle.

1875
01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:38,760
Speaker 1: She knows what the Doobie r fart knocker. Hey, what

1876
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Speaker 1: do I call you earlier? Leather leather teeth, leather teeth,

1877
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Speaker 1: leather teeths Hey, speaking of Charlie pootheh. As you know,

1878
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Speaker 1: we're gifting it forward with PEPSI. A lot of people

1879
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:52,320
Speaker 1: are so into this, this gift that Charlie Pooth gave us,

1880
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Speaker 1: and now we're gifting it forward to you. Round trip

1881
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:59,439
Speaker 1: air transportation to go meet up with Charlie Pooth at

1882
01:36:59,479 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 1: his studentdo watch him whip up a private music session

1883
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:06,880
Speaker 1: as he writes music in front of you, which is

1884
01:37:06,920 --> 01:37:10,799
Speaker 1: just unreal. Wow. He'll let you leave with an electronic keyboard,

1885
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:13,640
Speaker 1: a high processing Mac computer and a microphone just like

1886
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:17,280
Speaker 1: he uses when he produces his music. We're gifting this

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Speaker 1: forward to you thanks to Pepsi. If you want to

1888
01:37:19,439 --> 01:37:22,480
Speaker 1: win it, you have to post on social media hashtag

1889
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Speaker 1: gift it Forward, hashtag Elvis Pepsi Sweepstakes and tag our

1890
01:37:26,439 --> 01:37:28,840
Speaker 1: show at Elvis Duran. Show all the info at Elvis

1891
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Speaker 1: Duran dot com. Imagine you win a Grammy? Yeah? Can you?

1892
01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:34,320
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? The deadline is this morning at ten

1893
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:37,120
Speaker 1: o'clock East Coast time. Yes? All right, Neo was on

1894
01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:39,439
Speaker 1: with a Little Late with Lily Singh and she asked,

1895
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Speaker 1: have you ever had sex to your own music? No?

1896
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:47,280
Speaker 1: Normally is by request? I don't is that in the

1897
01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:51,559
Speaker 1: moment or a discussion that happens before it's happened both ways, Honestly,

1898
01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:55,120
Speaker 1: before we have sex, can we put on one of

1899
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:58,960
Speaker 1: your songs? Yeah? All right, Lizzo Danielle was talking about this.

1900
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,680
Speaker 1: Lizzo was wearing an outfit at the Laker game. A

1901
01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:03,439
Speaker 1: lot of people didn't like it, a lot of people

1902
01:38:03,479 --> 01:38:05,519
Speaker 1: loved it. Lizzo said, you know what, I don't care

1903
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:06,960
Speaker 1: and this is what she said on instant. Who I

1904
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:09,120
Speaker 1: am in the essence of me, and the things that

1905
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:12,040
Speaker 1: I choose to do as a grown woman could inspire

1906
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:13,680
Speaker 1: you to do the same. They don't have to be

1907
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:16,840
Speaker 1: like me. You need to be like you. And this

1908
01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:21,200
Speaker 1: is who I've always been. And your criticism can just

1909
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:25,599
Speaker 1: remain your criticism. Your criticism has no effect on me.

1910
01:38:26,439 --> 01:38:30,839
Speaker 1: Negative criticism has no stake in my life, no control

1911
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:33,880
Speaker 1: over my life, over my emotions. I'm the happiest I've

1912
01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:37,120
Speaker 1: ever been. I'm surrounded by love. I just want to

1913
01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:40,439
Speaker 1: spread that love and also spread these cheeks. And you

1914
01:38:40,439 --> 01:38:44,760
Speaker 1: know if you really really don't like you can kiss

1915
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Speaker 1: it and can't wait to see Lizzo tonight at Qubano

1916
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:50,400
Speaker 1: two's jingle Ball. Yes, yeah, all right. Jack Black was

1917
01:38:50,439 --> 01:38:53,600
Speaker 1: on the red carpet for Jumanji two. Danielle saw it,

1918
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:57,000
Speaker 1: loved it, and Variety asked, Hey, it's the holiday season.

1919
01:38:57,080 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 1: What is your favorite Christmas movie? My favorite holiday film?

1920
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,880
Speaker 1: You know what? It's gotta be elv because once again

1921
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:06,760
Speaker 1: John Favreau, I don't know if I'm saying it right.

1922
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:10,759
Speaker 1: And Will Ferrell is not gonna out the park. Maybe Humility.

1923
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:12,680
Speaker 1: You could have set your own movie. Do I have

1924
01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:16,519
Speaker 1: a Christmas movie? Which one is mine? Oh? The Holiday?

1925
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:21,240
Speaker 1: Obviously the Holiday. Nancy Myers totally forgot he was in

1926
01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:24,960
Speaker 1: the Holiday movie. All right. James Gordon has all these

1927
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Speaker 1: guest hosts this week because he is out filming a movie.

1928
01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:29,760
Speaker 1: So Harry Styles filled in last night played a game

1929
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:32,760
Speaker 1: with Kendall Jenner which he Harry Styles used to date

1930
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,840
Speaker 1: Kendall Jenner back in the day, and they played the

1931
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:36,640
Speaker 1: game Spill your guts or fill your guts, where you

1932
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,040
Speaker 1: have to answer a question or eat something disgusting. So

1933
01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:42,479
Speaker 1: the question was rank all the one direction member Solo

1934
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:46,639
Speaker 1: Careers and Harry Styles had answer or eat a scorpion? Okay,

1935
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:53,880
Speaker 1: sweet Louis, Liam Nil and Zane Rank they're solo ate

1936
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:58,560
Speaker 1: the scorpion. He did he ate the sciate the scorpion.

1937
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:03,599
Speaker 1: That's probably a wise idea good American. This is justin

1938
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:06,040
Speaker 1: timber Lake. Hey there, it's Phoebe Rex and you're listening

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01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:09,600
Speaker 1: to Elvis durand Elvis Durand in the morning show Telestrations

1940
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:12,280
Speaker 1: after Dark. Danielle, Yes, you know you love it. I

1941
01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:15,120
Speaker 1: do love it. So it's a dirty game, but it's

1942
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,920
Speaker 1: not always dirty. Oh my gosh, it's dirty when we play. Yes,

1943
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:19,760
Speaker 1: you know what. Let's challenge ourselves and try to play

1944
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,960
Speaker 1: it once where it's not dirty. I can't. We should

1945
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:24,240
Speaker 1: bring it on the bus with us today when we travel, yeah,

1946
01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: and keep ourselves entertained, all right, put it on the

1947
01:40:26,200 --> 01:40:28,519
Speaker 1: magic bus. So it's the best late night board game

1948
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:30,720
Speaker 1: out there. You want to laugh with your friends, this

1949
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:32,559
Speaker 1: is definitely the way to do it, because we crack

1950
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:35,120
Speaker 1: up laughing when we play it. It's just like the

1951
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:37,439
Speaker 1: telephone game you played as a kid, but adult sketches

1952
01:40:37,479 --> 01:40:40,840
Speaker 1: and guesses and outcomes are usually wrong. By the end

1953
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:43,000
Speaker 1: of it, it's like, what the heck did you draw?

1954
01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:47,040
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's fun. They do have a Telestrations after

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01:40:47,360 --> 01:40:50,400
Speaker 1: a different Telestrations game for younger people. This is not

1956
01:40:50,439 --> 01:40:52,240
Speaker 1: the one for the kids. Don't put this under the

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01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:55,200
Speaker 1: tree for your six year old niece. This is not

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01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:59,360
Speaker 1: the one Telestration actually do it. Yeah, this one might

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01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,280
Speaker 1: be for grandma though she might get a kid out in.

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01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh No, go today to Target, Bedbath and beyond, Barnes

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Speaker 1: and Noble wherever your board game, board game, Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: board game games are sold Telestations after dark. The fun

1963
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:17,519
Speaker 1: memories will be loved. Please welcome to Live for the

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Speaker 1: Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: to introduce you to Don McPherson. Uh. Don McPherson. God,

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Speaker 1: he used to be and all. He was an All

1967
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:31,639
Speaker 1: American quarterback at Syracuse University. He went on to play

1968
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:35,760
Speaker 1: professionally in the NFL and up in Canada, and he

1969
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:40,320
Speaker 1: began his work on gender based violence prevention a long

1970
01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:43,080
Speaker 1: time ago, like back in nineteen ninety four. Don, good

1971
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:45,400
Speaker 1: to see you yet. So you you're coming in Live man,

1972
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:49,400
Speaker 1: all right, you're coming coming you're falling into snake pit

1973
01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:54,720
Speaker 1: as the snakes are twisted in turn. This is Danielle Monaroe, sister,

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01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:57,960
Speaker 1: my sister, gandhi, how are you well? Well, he's got

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01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:01,519
Speaker 1: a radio voice. He does the face for radio too. Stop.

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01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:06,439
Speaker 1: See when you say that, when you're saying that, you're

1977
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:10,680
Speaker 1: when you're saying that, you're implying that we're ugly. No,

1978
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:18,439
Speaker 1: you all beautiful people. You're screwed you. This interview has gone. Okay.

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01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:21,200
Speaker 1: If I say something that isn't quite on target, feel

1980
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,720
Speaker 1: free to correct me, as I know you will. Okay. Um.

1981
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:27,879
Speaker 1: You know the years of late especially we've been hashtag

1982
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,880
Speaker 1: me too movement, we've been talking about gender equality, elevating

1983
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:32,920
Speaker 1: people up to it at the very least, where they

1984
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:35,599
Speaker 1: need to have a foundation where they have an equal

1985
01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:38,840
Speaker 1: chance to live and be treated equally in this world.

1986
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Speaker 1: You started diving into this in the early nineties. Yeah,

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01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:48,080
Speaker 1: and so you have a perspective from back then and

1988
01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:52,559
Speaker 1: you've seen it change from then to now. Right, gender equality? Right,

1989
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Speaker 1: So has it changed that much? Are we Are we

1990
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Speaker 1: on the right path or is it getting worse? In

1991
01:42:56,520 --> 01:42:57,920
Speaker 1: your opinion? You know, well, on the right path. It

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01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:01,120
Speaker 1: just hasn't changed fast enough. I think that. I always

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Speaker 1: say that, Like twenty years ago, if I was talking

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Speaker 1: to a group of men for an hour, I would

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Speaker 1: spend forty five minutes trying to explain to them that

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Speaker 1: there's a problem. Now I don't have to explain the problem.

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01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:12,719
Speaker 1: We know it's there. Well, they've been told there's a problem.

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01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:15,040
Speaker 1: Do they believe there's a problem. Yes, they do. They do.

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01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:17,720
Speaker 1: And part of the reason what me too did was

2000
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:19,640
Speaker 1: a lot of men felt indicted. A lot of men

2001
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:23,439
Speaker 1: felt blamed, that's fine. What a lot of them also

2002
01:43:23,520 --> 01:43:26,920
Speaker 1: felt was failure, failure to protect the women in their

2003
01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:29,479
Speaker 1: lives that they care about. They heard them mothers, their sisters,

2004
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:32,400
Speaker 1: their daughters saying, yeah, this happened to me too. So

2005
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:34,920
Speaker 1: for the first time, it wasn't a woman on a

2006
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:37,760
Speaker 1: poster on a PSA, it was a woman in their lives.

2007
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:40,360
Speaker 1: And so for the first time men heard their failure

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01:43:40,479 --> 01:43:42,280
Speaker 1: to protect the women that they care about. Well, I

2009
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:44,640
Speaker 1: never thought of that part. What made this important to you?

2010
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:47,160
Speaker 1: Like why did this become what you wanted to you know,

2011
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:49,760
Speaker 1: be part of partially because of what I just said,

2012
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Speaker 1: Like when I was twenty nine years old, there's a

2013
01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:53,760
Speaker 1: chapter in my book titled twenty nine because I was

2014
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:55,800
Speaker 1: twenty nine years old when I first learned about the

2015
01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:57,960
Speaker 1: issue of men's violence and two women. The other part

2016
01:43:58,120 --> 01:44:03,000
Speaker 1: was that I've been doing work around around social issues

2017
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:05,760
Speaker 1: that were always about drugs, alcohol, things that you do

2018
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:08,360
Speaker 1: to yourself. This was an issue or something that you

2019
01:44:08,479 --> 01:44:11,080
Speaker 1: do to somebody else that really made me feel like

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Speaker 1: and because masculinity and men were the perpetrators. Yeah, I

2021
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:20,160
Speaker 1: was this iconic guy, this iconic man as a football player,

2022
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:22,040
Speaker 1: and so I had to debunk a lot of the

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01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:25,280
Speaker 1: myths about masculinity that we're leading to violence against women.

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Speaker 1: So Don McPherson is here. He has a book called

2025
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Speaker 1: You Throw Like a Girl, The blind Spot of Masculinity,

2026
01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:33,720
Speaker 1: which I think I could write a book You Throw

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Speaker 1: like a Girl, because I used to was always told

2028
01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:38,759
Speaker 1: I threw like a girl and I and in hindsight,

2029
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Speaker 1: I should have said thank you strong. So, when you

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Speaker 1: talk about some of the toxic traits of masculinity, what

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Speaker 1: is it that you think are the biggest perpetrators right

2032
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:52,880
Speaker 1: now of toxic masculinity? What do you think are some

2033
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:55,080
Speaker 1: of the things that are being put out there that

2034
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:57,479
Speaker 1: are causing people to feel this way. You know, I

2035
01:44:57,760 --> 01:45:00,439
Speaker 1: don't like the term toxic masculinity because it does allow

2036
01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:03,920
Speaker 1: men a lane to come to the conversation, and toxic

2037
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:08,400
Speaker 1: masculinity indicts being male. We've conflated the violence and all

2038
01:45:08,439 --> 01:45:12,320
Speaker 1: the bad parts of what happens with men and violence

2039
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:15,320
Speaker 1: against women. We've conflated that with being male, and that's

2040
01:45:15,479 --> 01:45:18,800
Speaker 1: that's not true. And we also ignore the continuum of

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01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:22,000
Speaker 1: masculinitiase right right, it's a very broad understanding of what

2042
01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:24,599
Speaker 1: it means to be a man. And so I don't

2043
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:27,680
Speaker 1: like the term toxic masculinity because it narrows men to

2044
01:45:27,840 --> 01:45:32,720
Speaker 1: this violent, misogynistic identity, which is what we are not right,

2045
01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:34,800
Speaker 1: because you can still be very masculine and be a

2046
01:45:34,880 --> 01:45:37,600
Speaker 1: great person that is not holding women down, correct and

2047
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:42,120
Speaker 1: outlifting them up? Correct with you? So okay, By the way,

2048
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Speaker 1: the book is out, it's it's a brand new book, right, Yes,

2049
01:45:44,479 --> 01:45:47,840
Speaker 1: came out September, and I wrote it twenty years ago.

2050
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:52,559
Speaker 1: Really wow? But things have changed since then, have they not? Yes?

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01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:54,600
Speaker 1: They have? And twenty years ago I wrote it, I

2052
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Speaker 1: was on Oprah and I tell the story, listened to

2053
01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 1: this story. This is awesome because I was so ready

2054
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Speaker 1: for this to be on Oprah show talking about violence

2055
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Speaker 1: against women, and told her about the book. Mid show,

2056
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Speaker 1: she gave me the name of a publisher, got back

2057
01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:13,000
Speaker 1: here to New York, called the guy. He called me

2058
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Speaker 1: back immediately because of course I name dropped Oprah. How

2059
01:46:15,880 --> 01:46:19,120
Speaker 1: cool was that? And within a day the book was

2060
01:46:19,160 --> 01:46:21,280
Speaker 1: on its way. Within a week he rejected it. And

2061
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Speaker 1: what he said was essentially and by the way, the letter,

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Speaker 1: the rejection letter is in my book now. And what

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01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:30,719
Speaker 1: he said was, the people who need this book don't

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01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:33,720
Speaker 1: buy books. And the people who buy books don't need

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01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:36,719
Speaker 1: your book. In other words, women don't need you telling

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Speaker 1: them that violence against women is a real thing and

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Speaker 1: this is why it happens. And men who who who

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01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:45,880
Speaker 1: are the problem, don't buy books. And I found that

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01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:49,040
Speaker 1: to be so sexist against men. It is, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, dumbasses read books all the time, thank you.

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01:46:52,200 --> 01:46:53,960
Speaker 1: We might not get anything out of it. We read

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Speaker 1: the right exactly, And so that was But like I

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01:46:57,439 --> 01:47:00,280
Speaker 1: was so offended by that notion that men don't care

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Speaker 1: what I was writing about. The last chapter my book

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Speaker 1: is titled b your son's father, not your father's son.

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Speaker 1: In other words, we have to be better than our fathers.

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Speaker 1: And the whole point of the book was how do

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01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:13,679
Speaker 1: we help men navigate this thing that we've never been taught,

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01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:15,920
Speaker 1: this thing we've never discussed, and what does it mean

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Speaker 1: to be a whole, loving, caring man? And there you go.

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Speaker 1: Tom mt ferrison is here. The book is called You

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Speaker 1: Throw Like a Girl, The blind Spot of Masculinity. We

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Speaker 1: got to take a break. More coming up right after,

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01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:27,200
Speaker 1: right for scaring break. Okay, we'll be back right after this.

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Speaker 1: I listen to you every day. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: This is Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: We go Duran in the Morning Show. Tonight we'll be

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Speaker 1: on stage at z a Q one O two is

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Speaker 1: jingle Ball presented by Capital One in Philadelphia and of

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Speaker 1: course ZE one hundreds jingle Ball at the Garden this Friday.

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01:47:48,479 --> 01:47:51,560
Speaker 1: You can listen to it and watch it live on

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01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,920
Speaker 1: CWTV dot com or on the CW app this Friday.

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01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:57,840
Speaker 1: But anyway, another thing about Don mcferrison, our guest. He

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01:47:58,000 --> 01:48:00,879
Speaker 1: was a quarterback for the Eagles. So look another connection

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01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:05,920
Speaker 1: yeah to Philly. Yeah, also h Syracuse University, you were

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Speaker 1: the quarterback there and uh well a major major awarded quarterback.

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01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:13,439
Speaker 1: Come on here, you know you're not a little you know.

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Speaker 1: Last night was the College Football Hall of Fame dinner

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01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,519
Speaker 1: uptown and I was there for that, and it's my

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Speaker 1: eleventh year going through that dinner, and I'm a college

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Speaker 1: football geek. So it was awesome to be in that

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Speaker 1: room with the new class of Hall of Famers. There's

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Speaker 1: something about Syracuse students. I mean, we have Ali Gold

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Speaker 1: over here. We have smiling Stephen who's producing us in Philly,

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Speaker 1: and we have David. Kat's my business partner, not my

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Speaker 1: sexual partner. Let's get back to work. Because we were

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Speaker 1: having such a great conversation and Adam will agree. Adams

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Speaker 1: listening to us up in Connecticut. Hi, Adam, how are

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01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:50,160
Speaker 1: you doing good? How are you doing doing very well?

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01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:52,040
Speaker 1: So Don mc pherson has a book out called You

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Speaker 1: Throw Like a Girl The blind Spot of Masculinity, and

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Speaker 1: of course Danielle at Adam. Danielle asked Don, why again,

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Speaker 1: just in a nutshell, why did you feel this book

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Speaker 1: was so important for us to have on the market today,

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Speaker 1: Because I think there is a real need for a

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Speaker 1: conversation with young men, in particular when we talk about

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Speaker 1: violence against when we two typically talk about the impacts

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Speaker 1: on women and girls. We're not talking about the impact

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Speaker 1: on men and boys. And so there needs to be

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Speaker 1: a robust conversation about what's going on with man when

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01:49:21,360 --> 01:49:23,200
Speaker 1: you think about all the different issues that are going

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01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:26,360
Speaker 1: on that relate to suicide and depression and mental health

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01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:28,839
Speaker 1: issues that men are not a part of that conversation.

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Speaker 1: And this, the conversation around preventing moulence against women and

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Speaker 1: men's health are the same conversation. So, Adam, what is

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Speaker 1: what is it about our conversation with Don that struck

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Speaker 1: a nerve with you? Well, I think that there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of young guys out there that are also um,

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Speaker 1: you know, we start talking about uh, you know, violence

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Speaker 1: against women and the me Too movement, and a lot

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Speaker 1: of guys take it as a you know, attack on them,

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Speaker 1: and that's not what it is. It's we're just trying

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Speaker 1: to support you know, regular human beings women our lives

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01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,880
Speaker 1: and trying to help them out. And this is a

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Speaker 1: message that people need to understand that this is a

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Speaker 1: thing that's happening all the time. It is kind of

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Speaker 1: hard to do a conversation. It's hard to articulate this

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I tell you though, I want you

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Speaker 1: to pick this, pick up this book. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: something you need to read and learn more about. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a pretty young guy. I do like to read books.

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Speaker 1: But this sounds like a pretty interesting thing to come

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Speaker 1: a little bit more knowledgeable on. You know. I think

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Speaker 1: that Adam represents a lot more men out there than

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Speaker 1: we know talk about them. And so when I went

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Speaker 1: on Oprah many years ago, when I wrote this book,

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Speaker 1: I had a publisher tell me that essentially, men don't

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Speaker 1: care about this issue, and I parently disagree. I think

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Speaker 1: that's parently false with that president, the notion that men

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Speaker 1: don't care about talking about being better fathers, about exploring

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01:50:49,960 --> 01:50:52,040
Speaker 1: masculinity in a very broad way. And I think what

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01:50:52,080 --> 01:50:53,920
Speaker 1: Adam is saying is is there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: men out there who don't feel attacked. They feel what

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Speaker 1: can I do? What am I supposed to do? What

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01:50:59,080 --> 01:51:01,040
Speaker 1: are we supposed to do? Because the other part of me,

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01:51:01,160 --> 01:51:03,200
Speaker 1: too was not just that man felt failure, but we

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01:51:03,280 --> 01:51:05,120
Speaker 1: also couldn't do that thing that was supposed to do

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Speaker 1: as men. We couldn't go beat the crap out of somebody.

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Speaker 1: Because this happened to my daughter or my or my

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Speaker 1: wife or my girlfriend years ago. So you're stuck. So

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Speaker 1: you stuck. What do you do? And the next part

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Speaker 1: of this conversation for a ment is what do we do?

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Speaker 1: How do we grow past this narrow way in which

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Speaker 1: we've been raised? Adam, thank you for your call. Go

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Speaker 1: pick it up. It's called you Throw like a Girl

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Speaker 1: by Dan mc don McPherson. Okay, all right, thank you,

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Speaker 1: great show are you doing? Thank you very much. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for spending time with us. All right, so let's talk

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Speaker 1: to Danielle, who is the mother of two boys. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what ten and fourteen? Yep, ten and fourteen? Go. Why

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01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:42,639
Speaker 1: let's do this? Why is it important for either maybe

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01:51:42,680 --> 01:51:45,200
Speaker 1: my husband to read the book or my maybe my

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Speaker 1: fourteen year old to read the book? Yeah? You know,

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Speaker 1: you often hear the term uh um on microaggressions when

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Speaker 1: it comes to the workplace and when it comes to

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01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:59,160
Speaker 1: how how many women and and LGBTQ and and folks

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Speaker 1: interact and all the little subtle things that we do

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01:52:01,840 --> 01:52:06,080
Speaker 1: that offend and we do that to boys constantly. One

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Speaker 1: of the other authors on the imprint that I'm published

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Speaker 1: on the books is a former NFL player who talked

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Speaker 1: about suicide because he was He thought that when he

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Speaker 1: finished playing football that no one would care or no

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01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:19,880
Speaker 1: one would like him, would love him because he was gay.

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Speaker 1: And it was all the things he heard every single

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Speaker 1: day that were homophobic, that were telling him that if

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Speaker 1: you're not a real, tough, hard nosed football player guy,

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01:52:28,479 --> 01:52:30,120
Speaker 1: then you don't matter to the point that you don't

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01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:32,760
Speaker 1: you know, you shouldn't be alive, and those kinds of

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01:52:32,840 --> 01:52:35,439
Speaker 1: things that boys here everything. That's why the title you

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01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:38,360
Speaker 1: throw like a girl matters because it is the language

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01:52:38,400 --> 01:52:41,360
Speaker 1: that we hear as boys from a very very early age,

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Speaker 1: true that you're either a real man or you don't matter, right,

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01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:47,760
Speaker 1: And so it's so important for men to have this

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01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:50,960
Speaker 1: conversation so they know how to talk to their sons

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Speaker 1: in a way that that does not diminish who their

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Speaker 1: sons are, but lifts them up to be whole, loving,

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Speaker 1: caring people as well as being tough little boys. Because

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01:52:58,720 --> 01:53:01,479
Speaker 1: we're gonna be we're gonna be a little knuckleheads anyway, right,

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Speaker 1: that's a giving, But how do you raise them also

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Speaker 1: to be loving and caring at the same time. Nice,

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Speaker 1: So for people who are maybe processing this idea for

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Speaker 1: the first time, because it's a big idea, right, and

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01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:13,240
Speaker 1: there are a lot of different areas that could be changed.

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01:53:13,320 --> 01:53:15,720
Speaker 1: What would be your jumping off point, or you're one

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01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:17,439
Speaker 1: piece of advice for people who say I want to

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01:53:17,439 --> 01:53:20,519
Speaker 1: make a difference, where do I start? Starts with the conversation,

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01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:22,920
Speaker 1: and it's a hard like to your point, I don't

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01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:25,160
Speaker 1: think that the concept is hard. I think people know it.

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Speaker 1: I think men know instinctively that I'm not living my wholeness.

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Speaker 1: I'm not living an honest life because I'm not fully

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01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:33,080
Speaker 1: expressing who I am in my wholeness. I think men

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01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:35,920
Speaker 1: know that part. And so the difficult part is how

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01:53:35,960 --> 01:53:38,400
Speaker 1: do you start the conversation? As I said twenty years ago,

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Speaker 1: I had to explain to men there's a problem. Now,

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01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:43,720
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, how do we talk about this? And

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01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:47,240
Speaker 1: I always tell people get comfortable with the uncomfortable conversation,

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01:53:47,479 --> 01:53:49,240
Speaker 1: and that's what we have to do. Yeah, if you're

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01:53:49,320 --> 01:53:51,400
Speaker 1: raising a child, I must assume the only child I

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01:53:51,479 --> 01:53:57,320
Speaker 1: have as a schnauzer. I'm I'm good, Yeah, cool. I

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01:53:57,400 --> 01:54:00,760
Speaker 1: mean it's actually a redirection in parenting. I'm assume the

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Speaker 1: bottom line and Don actually said this is stop raising

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01:54:03,439 --> 01:54:06,240
Speaker 1: a holes. I mean really, I mean it's it's it's

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01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:09,679
Speaker 1: straight to the point. Teach your kids not to be jerks.

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01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:13,840
Speaker 1: Don't ignore the fact that they could become one, right,

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01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:16,519
Speaker 1: you know. And what masculinity does, what the culture of

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Speaker 1: men does, is that we validate that. I mean we

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01:54:19,040 --> 01:54:21,240
Speaker 1: we I mean, we have got a guy in the

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Speaker 1: White House who bragged about sexual right, so we validate

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Speaker 1: that a hole and we say that that's a real man.

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Speaker 1: And that's and that's a problem for so many young people,

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01:54:29,960 --> 01:54:32,720
Speaker 1: so many young men who are in what I refer

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01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:35,160
Speaker 1: to in the book as the performance of masculinity. They're

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01:54:35,280 --> 01:54:38,960
Speaker 1: really sweet, good people. The problem is they're performing something

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01:54:39,280 --> 01:54:41,760
Speaker 1: that is antithetical to who they really are. And they're

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01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:46,160
Speaker 1: performing this notion of masculinity as being uncaring, unfeeling, insensitive,

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01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:49,760
Speaker 1: and impervious to pain, and all those things become the

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Speaker 1: toxicity of masculinity. There you go, and one more line

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Speaker 1: before you leave. Yeah, sex, We teach our kids about

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Speaker 1: se And what's one of my favorite two when many

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Speaker 1: years ago I was at a conference, I heard a

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01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:04,880
Speaker 1: woman say that we tell kids that sex is dirty

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01:55:05,080 --> 01:55:07,640
Speaker 1: and moral, it's gonna close unwanted pregnancies. STIs all these

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01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:15,920
Speaker 1: horrible things, but save for the one you love in

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01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:18,600
Speaker 1: the world. Okay, So the new book is called You

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01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:21,000
Speaker 1: Throw Like a Girl, The blind Spot of Masculinity. Very

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01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:24,680
Speaker 1: important dial a very important conversation, and the uncomfortable conversations

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01:55:24,760 --> 01:55:27,160
Speaker 1: are actually sometimes challenging to the point where they're fun

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01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:30,280
Speaker 1: once you know that you're having a great conversation that

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01:55:30,360 --> 01:55:32,640
Speaker 1: could move all of us forward. And I think you've

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Speaker 1: really started that. Thank you, Don Pleasure, Thank you person.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to meet Don, he's

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01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:38,720
Speaker 1: going to be in our stomping grounds Huntington, Long Island

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01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:42,000
Speaker 1: at book Review. Yeah, this is where I met Don

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01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:43,600
Speaker 1: the night we were out there doing a book signing

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01:55:43,800 --> 01:55:46,000
Speaker 1: and we went to Two Posito. We had great Mexican

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01:55:46,040 --> 01:55:48,320
Speaker 1: food and Margarita's, and then we slithered on over to

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01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:50,800
Speaker 1: book Review in Huntington, Long Island. What time are you

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01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:54,120
Speaker 1: there tonight? Seven pm, seven o'clock tonight, Meet Don McPherson.

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01:55:54,440 --> 01:55:56,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, Don, Pleasure, Thank you day. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: after this in the morning show. I recently worked with

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01:56:01,280 --> 01:56:04,200
Speaker 1: the mixologists on some killer Bloody Mary recipes and there

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01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:06,800
Speaker 1: was a game changer involved. That game changer was Cholula

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01:56:06,920 --> 01:56:08,920
Speaker 1: hot sauce. I was so shocked and surprised by the

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01:56:08,960 --> 01:56:12,320
Speaker 1: awesome flavor. It had kick, it had heat. Cholula added

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01:56:12,520 --> 01:56:14,560
Speaker 1: everything to this morning drink, So go out and get

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Speaker 1: your own, Chelulah, the bottles with the wooden cap. Durand

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01:56:19,520 --> 01:56:23,920
Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap. I love this phone tap. I

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01:56:23,960 --> 01:56:25,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't even say anthing. I should just let you listen

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Speaker 1: to it and judge for yourself. My father in law

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Speaker 1: is a practical joker. Got me really bad on April

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01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:34,040
Speaker 1: Fool's Day, so I want to get him back very badly.

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01:56:34,560 --> 01:56:36,680
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, he was having a problem with

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01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:40,200
Speaker 1: the wildest skunk. He sprayed the skunk with a high

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01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:42,480
Speaker 1: powered hose to chase him off, and eventually they had

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01:56:42,480 --> 01:56:44,280
Speaker 1: to call the police to come and kill the skunk.

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01:56:44,320 --> 01:56:47,360
Speaker 1: The whole neighborhood got involved. Would you please call as

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01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:49,640
Speaker 1: the owner of the skunk and bust on him for

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01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:52,600
Speaker 1: killing your pet skunk? Thank you from Deborah. All right,

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01:56:53,080 --> 01:56:55,280
Speaker 1: here he is. Dave Brody decided to take the challenge.

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Speaker 1: You're ready, Brodie? Oh yeah, here we go the skunk

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01:56:59,280 --> 01:57:06,360
Speaker 1: phone tap. Hello, Hello is Larry. There's Peppy. Oh yeah,

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01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:09,040
Speaker 1: that's me. Yeah, Hi this is him. Listen, the jig

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01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:12,200
Speaker 1: is up. Excuse me, you heard me. I know what

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01:57:12,320 --> 01:57:15,080
Speaker 1: you did, and I'm not gonna let you get away

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01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:18,320
Speaker 1: with it. Who's this? Who's this? It's Peppi. I don't

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01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:20,080
Speaker 1: know anybody about the name of Peppi. Well, you know

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01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:23,000
Speaker 1: what your neighbor told me? What you did? What are

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01:57:23,040 --> 01:57:25,360
Speaker 1: you talking about? What am I? I love it that

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01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,480
Speaker 1: you act like you don't know. I don't know, sir,

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01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:29,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know. Crap.

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01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:32,720
Speaker 1: A month and a half ago, my pet skunk ran away,

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01:57:33,160 --> 01:57:35,680
Speaker 1: and I've been trying desperately to find out what happened

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01:57:35,680 --> 01:57:37,800
Speaker 1: to him, and I put signs up all of the

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01:57:37,880 --> 01:57:43,320
Speaker 1: neighborhood a reward. Nobody responded to me until Marissa called

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01:57:43,360 --> 01:57:45,920
Speaker 1: me up and she told me that you killed my skunk.

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01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:50,080
Speaker 1: I did not do that. Listen, Peppy, my god, I

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01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:53,680
Speaker 1: will never do that. You're gonna deny you killed my skunk? Sir,

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01:57:54,040 --> 01:57:58,040
Speaker 1: you're inhuman Listen. I call the Ramapo police. They told

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01:57:58,040 --> 01:58:00,600
Speaker 1: me you killed my skunk. Hey, listen, can you listen

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01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:04,720
Speaker 1: to me carefully? I can't listen anything. Listen, Peppy, can

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01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:08,720
Speaker 1: you listen to me? Carefully, sir. Yeah, can you listen

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01:58:08,800 --> 01:58:12,280
Speaker 1: to me. I'm listening. The skunk was in my yard. Okay,

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01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:14,680
Speaker 1: let me explain to you what happened. Ahead, tell me

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01:58:14,760 --> 01:58:18,640
Speaker 1: while you killed she was acting while like Shakespeare, like

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01:58:18,760 --> 01:58:21,640
Speaker 1: he had rabies. He was walking around in circles. I

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01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:24,400
Speaker 1: taught him to do that. Well, Sir, I didn't know that.

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01:58:24,960 --> 01:58:28,440
Speaker 1: I called the Ramap police the first time that he

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01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:34,120
Speaker 1: was in my yard. Then he wind up in Marissa's yard. Okay,

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01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:36,960
Speaker 1: at what point did you kill him? I didn't kill him.

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01:58:37,560 --> 01:58:40,600
Speaker 1: What did you do, Larry? I didn't kill him. The

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01:58:40,720 --> 01:58:43,840
Speaker 1: Ramapa police killed them. Oh, now you're blaming the cops.

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01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:46,160
Speaker 1: The cops are the ones who came over here. I

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01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:48,680
Speaker 1: spoke to the cops. They said, you shot my skunk

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01:58:48,760 --> 01:58:52,080
Speaker 1: with a hose. I did not. You shot my skunk

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01:58:52,160 --> 01:58:55,160
Speaker 1: with a hose? I did not, sir, did you shoot

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01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:57,960
Speaker 1: my skunk with a hose? I tried. I wanted him

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01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,440
Speaker 1: to try to get them out of these wanted he's

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01:59:00,440 --> 01:59:02,920
Speaker 1: not a flower, Sir. I don't know what to do.

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01:59:03,240 --> 01:59:07,920
Speaker 1: Isn't my property? Is acting irrational? Is a skunk? I

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01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:12,839
Speaker 1: don't know that, sir, I don't know that. What other animals.

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01:59:12,880 --> 01:59:15,640
Speaker 1: Have you killed? Oh? Come, God, give me a break.

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01:59:15,680 --> 01:59:18,480
Speaker 1: I had never killed anybody. Well, why didn't you save

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01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:21,920
Speaker 1: my skunk? The articles all over the newspaper that they're

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01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:24,320
Speaker 1: going around with Raby And didn't you see the signs

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01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:27,080
Speaker 1: up all over the neighborhoods? Totally na, I believe me.

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01:59:27,160 --> 01:59:29,600
Speaker 1: If I would have seen signs along the neighborhood it

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01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:33,480
Speaker 1: had an ID tag and a collar. So well, let me,

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01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:36,120
Speaker 1: how did your father to Look? What did the police look?

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01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:38,200
Speaker 1: How am I going to get next to a stunt? Well,

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01:59:38,240 --> 01:59:40,160
Speaker 1: who is shooting them with water? You are the cops?

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01:59:40,480 --> 01:59:42,560
Speaker 1: I wanted him to get them off my property. Oh

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01:59:42,640 --> 01:59:45,600
Speaker 1: my god, you wanted Oh look, look, I don't want

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01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:49,000
Speaker 1: to discuss this. Marissa said, you killed my skunk. Marissa,

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01:59:49,360 --> 01:59:51,960
Speaker 1: listen to me. After you host my skunk, the skunk

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01:59:52,080 --> 01:59:54,320
Speaker 1: was all wet and you and you, and the autopsy

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01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:57,160
Speaker 1: showed that you blinded the skunk. The skunk wandered into

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01:59:57,200 --> 02:00:00,600
Speaker 1: the lake and drowned it. Were you hurt me? The

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02:00:00,840 --> 02:00:02,520
Speaker 1: skunk was shut by the police in front of the

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02:00:03,960 --> 02:00:07,560
Speaker 1: house because you drowned it. Oh, kid, out of here.

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02:00:07,640 --> 02:00:09,360
Speaker 1: The skunk was shutting from Look. I don't want to

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02:00:09,360 --> 02:00:11,720
Speaker 1: discuss them anymore. Okay, I'm in the process right now.

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02:00:11,760 --> 02:00:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police. But because this is a harassment, okay,

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02:00:14,200 --> 02:00:16,120
Speaker 1: do me a favor. If you can just tell me

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02:00:16,200 --> 02:00:19,320
Speaker 1: you're sorry for killing my my skunk, Elvis, then I'll

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02:00:19,360 --> 02:00:21,240
Speaker 1: forgive you and I'll drop the whole thing. No, no,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. There's nothing to forgive you because I did

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02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:25,880
Speaker 1: not kill you skunk. Well, would you at least admit

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02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:28,280
Speaker 1: that you had a hand in the death of my skunk?

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02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:30,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, sir. I didn't ask Hill the skunk. I

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02:00:31,360 --> 02:00:34,520
Speaker 1: took you skunk, and I got don't model my property.

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02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:36,120
Speaker 1: That's all I did. I could you could you say

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02:00:36,360 --> 02:00:40,400
Speaker 1: excuse me? I'm up for police were the ones who shot? Okay,

2353
02:00:40,880 --> 02:00:43,120
Speaker 1: your skunk in front of Marissa. As a matter of fact,

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02:00:43,200 --> 02:00:46,280
Speaker 1: Marissa and I'm gonna have a freaking conversation today. Okay.

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02:00:46,680 --> 02:00:49,400
Speaker 1: And you want to apologize for hosing Elvis the skunk, Well,

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02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:51,960
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You should apologize to your

2357
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:54,480
Speaker 1: skunk for him. How the hell did he get away

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02:00:54,560 --> 02:00:57,000
Speaker 1: from you? He's allowed to go out in the backyard.

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02:00:57,200 --> 02:01:00,560
Speaker 1: He's allowed to go in the backyard. Huh, man, don't

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02:01:00,600 --> 02:01:02,440
Speaker 1: talk to me, guy, okay, well, will you will you

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02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:04,440
Speaker 1: listen to me? You want to have a discussion with me?

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02:01:04,560 --> 02:01:07,320
Speaker 1: Comment from on my face? Okay, you have a discussion

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02:01:07,360 --> 02:01:08,920
Speaker 1: with me. Okay, well a man, don't talk to me

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02:01:09,360 --> 02:01:11,160
Speaker 1: while you're gonna hit You're gonna hit me. Where I live.

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02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:14,000
Speaker 1: The police is on the way home. I just filed

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02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:17,000
Speaker 1: the harassment charge against Will. It is calling me. Okay,

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02:01:17,280 --> 02:01:18,960
Speaker 1: well you your daughter in lawst is to play a

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02:01:18,960 --> 02:01:21,120
Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Excuse me. This is Dave Brody

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Speaker 1: from melist in the Morning Show. Is there anything you

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