1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer. Yes years Nikki. Hello, Oh Thursday show. So 2 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,760 Speaker 1: sad to be closing out the week. We take off 3 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: three days. We'll be back again on Monday, but we 4 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,479 Speaker 1: have a whole showhead of us. What am I getting 5 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: sad about? Hey guys, it's Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,799 Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Podcast. So much to get into today. A 7 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: couple of quick things at the top of the show. 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: I want to just announce. Um. It hasn't been announced 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: right now as of this recording, but you know, we 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: do these podcasts and they go out as soon as 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: we can get them up daily. UM. Which I love 12 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: about our podcast because yesterday Bob Sagett was texting afterwards like, 13 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: so when will this be up? And I'm like, today, Bob, today, everything. 14 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,279 Speaker 1: So I love how how you know you get us. 15 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: It's it's as close to us live as we can 16 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: give you. And that's that's what I what what I 17 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 1: like about it. And we really don't ever take anything out. 18 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I like anytime I 19 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 1: say something and I go, I'm gonna take that out, 20 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: don't I forget? And that just stays in. Um, and 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: then all my friendships and uh, you know, close personal 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: relationships in my family. If they hear the podcast that 23 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: I didn't go back and edit, uh, we're in trouble. 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: Luckily those people don't listen, um, but you're listening right now. 25 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: And what I want to tell you is today the 26 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: thing that I have been teasing forever and the thing 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: that I was filming when you know this whole podcast 28 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: started down in the Cayman Islands, I can finally announce 29 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 1: because it is being announced in a couple of hours. 30 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: But by the time this baby pops out, it will 31 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 1: already be out in the world and I can talk 32 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: about it finally. The show that I taped in the 33 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: Cayman Islands, drumroll please, is called F Boy Island. That's right, folks, 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: F Boy Island coming to HBO um HBO. Max. Let 35 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: me tell you a little bit about it, because I 36 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: might tell you more things than you should know in 37 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,919 Speaker 1: the press release. So what it is is three women 38 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 1: moved to a tropical island where they're joined by twenty 39 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: four men, twelve self proclaimed nice guys looking for love 40 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: and twelve self proclaimed f boys there to compete for 41 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,839 Speaker 1: cold hard cash. The women will navigate the dating pull 42 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: together with the hope of finding a lasting love connection, 43 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: and by the finale, all will be revealed who was 44 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: a nice guy, who is an f boy? And who 45 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,640 Speaker 1: do the women ultimately choose? F Boy Island as a 46 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: social experiment that asked the age old question, can f 47 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: boys truly reform? Or do nice guys always finish? Last? 48 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 1: Are you in? I'm in? I like even reading that. 49 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, you, guys, you don't even understand. I heard 50 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 1: the name. This name of the show was floated in 51 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: an email to me six months before I got the 52 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: call to do it. Um. I my agents sent me 53 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: an email of like, hey, we know you're looking to 54 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: get into the reality show space and um and host something. 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: Here's one that we just have the name of. And 56 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: it said funck Boy Island. At the time, I think 57 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: it was fun Boy Island. Obviously that was like a 58 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: working title because no one's gonna let that air. Um, 59 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: even though they we I don't. I don't even think 60 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: they tried, because, let's be honest, f Boy Island was 61 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: even hard to get past. Like the whole time we 62 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: were filming the show. This is just for you guys 63 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: to know, Please don't tell anyone. We didn't know that 64 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: it was going to be called F Boy Island because 65 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: to to run that by legal, to run to make 66 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: sure HBO is cool with having that be a show, 67 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: and F boys sounds so stupid, I know you, Like 68 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: when I first heard it, I was like, if it's 69 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: not funk boy, what are we doing? Like, let's just 70 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: call it funk boy or have bleep boy, you know, 71 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: like F boy. I have to say F boy, and 72 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: I'll tell you the first time I said it, I'm like, 73 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: welcome to F boy Island. You there are twenty four 74 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: F boys. Twelve of you are nice guys, and twelve 75 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: of you are self proclaimed F boys. I felt ridiculous 76 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: by the fourth F boy. Not ridiculous anymore, and my 77 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: whole world was about F boys and calling them F boys. 78 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: I still call boys F boys. Um. So the fear 79 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: I had of people being like, F boy, what does 80 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: that even mean? Don't worry. You'll get used to it 81 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: and it'll feel real nice. It's it's kind of like COVID. 82 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: If you haven't noticed, if you're in an area of 83 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: the States or the world where things have opened up, 84 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: you realize by uh, Andrew made the hilarious joke that 85 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: I did on Conan about being down in the Cayman 86 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: Islands when I was talking about how there's no COVID 87 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: down there, and it was prior to the US opening up, 88 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: And I told Conan, if you're wondering when the U 89 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 1: s opens up, like, how quickly you'll adjust to like 90 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: and forget that COVID was even a thing. We went 91 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: to the grocery store for our first outing and we 92 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: forgot by ale five. Like that's how quickly you get 93 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 1: used to saying F boy is as quickly as you 94 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: get used to not like being like like I for 95 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: my birthday party the other night karaoke, we like, it 96 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 1: was just like a normal night. Like, No, there was 97 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: no one wearing a mask. It wasn't on our minds, 98 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: maybe because we were being ignorant and stupid. But um, 99 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: we're not two weeks out yet, so no one is. 100 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: We don't know if anyone's died. Um, probably someone's ear 101 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: drums are pierced by my rendition of what did I sing? 102 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: That was too I for me? Uh, shake it off, 103 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: shake it off, shake it off. I can't really hit that. 104 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: I say up too late anyway, F boy, you'll get 105 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: used to it. And oh, and I wanted to say 106 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: about the party we all left and we go, oh 107 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: my god, we forgot that COVID was even a thing. 108 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: We didn't even realize that that was actually special because 109 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: it just felt so normal, if that makes any sense. 110 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: And I just want to give a shout out to 111 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: everyone who made the show with me. Can I just 112 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: tell you who made the show? Noah? Because okay, first 113 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: of all, so I see f Boy Island on this 114 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 1: like list of shows. There were a lot of shows 115 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 1: on this thing that my agent sent me, let's say 116 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: back in like this was probably August September, and I 117 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: see f Boy fun Boy Island, and I was like, 118 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,280 Speaker 1: oh my god. You know, I know that I won't 119 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 1: get that because it's just too cool. It's HBO. They've 120 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: ever done a reality show. It's just too cool of 121 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 1: a concept. They're not they won't pick me. I just 122 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 1: things never work out, you know, Like I'm not trying 123 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: to be a fatalist and act like woe is me, 124 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: but you know, I know, when you shoot for the 125 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: the moon, you land amongst the stars. You know, like 126 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: I'm always glad when I don't get the moon. But 127 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: this time I got the fucking moon. So what happened 128 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: was I looked at that and I was like, oh 129 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: my god, if I got that, that would be amazing. 130 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: But at this point it was just an email with like, 131 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: here's some things we're pitching you for that might come 132 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: up in the future. Then I get a call from 133 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: Elon Gayle, who is a EP of The Bachelor for 134 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: a long ass time, and I met him through that 135 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 1: because he's he's actually like has quite a huge presence 136 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram. Elon Gayle is a mastermind behind 137 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: everything you like that happens on Bachelor and Bachelorrette just 138 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: letting you know that. Sam Dean, who was one of 139 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 1: the I believe show showrunners or creators of Love is 140 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 1: fucking Blind, Love is Blind people, so love all I 141 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: heard was Love is Blind, Bachelor people, and then the 142 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: other Can I just give shout outs to the other 143 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: people that had made the show possible Ben be Tony 144 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 1: and Bill Dixon and then like so many others when 145 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: I went Awards for the show, which I really do 146 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: think that I should be submitted for hosting Emmy for 147 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: this because some of them. Eventually I got my feet 148 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: wet on this I really found out who I was 149 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: as a host very quickly. I think I nailed it. 150 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm really proud of this show. This podcast and this 151 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: show are like my two like they're my children that 152 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: I want to like. They're like my um Beyonce's and 153 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,119 Speaker 1: then so Lange is like the other shows in the past. 154 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm very proud of so Lunges too, but they but 155 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: these are like show stoppers. Um these shows I am. 156 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: And I only saying the Solange and Beyonce, I think 157 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: because I always say that my sister was a Beyonce 158 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: and I was a Solange. And I'm so glad that 159 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: she didn't want to be a performer because if she 160 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: would have wanted to be a Beyonce, I would probably 161 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: be dead right now because she could have done it. 162 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: And if she eclipsed me and like attention and fame, 163 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: I I don't know that I would handle it very well. 164 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: But luckily she's a good person who wanted to be 165 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 1: a teacher and a mother and she's great at those. 166 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: But stay in your lane, Lauren, stay in your fucking lane. 167 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 1: Don't you ever ever take singing lessons because you have 168 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: a beautiful voice and it would make me feel very intimidated. 169 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: And I'm trying to become a pop star right now, 170 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: and that's my lane. Now. Um, okay, I'm so excited 171 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: about the show. If you can't tell, um, it's getting 172 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: announced today. I've been having to be so mom about it. Oh, 173 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: so let me just finish the story. So then I 174 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: get a call from Elon Gale, who was a friend 175 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: of mine. We he's brought me onto the I was 176 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 1: on Caitlin Bristow's season of The Bachelorette. I got brought 177 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 1: on with Amy. Amy Schumer was doing one of her 178 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: um group dates like they did stand up and so 179 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: Amy worked it out as the generous person she is 180 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: to always bring her girl friends who need the exposure. Um, 181 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: she worked it out so that she was like, can 182 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: I bring my girlfriends? So Me and Rachel and uh 183 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: Fine Sign and uh Bridget Everett all got to be 184 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 1: on The Bachelor. I met Bachelor people through that. That That 185 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 1: was my first time on reality TV. I met Caitlin Bristow, which, 186 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: by the way, I'm on Caitlin Bristow's podcast Off the 187 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 1: Vine today. Um. It's an amazing episode in which we 188 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 1: laugh so much. It's so funny, and we talked about 189 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: the latest episode of The Bachelorette, which aired on Monday, 190 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: and I would really like you guys to jump on 191 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: in and get involved in that show because I'm gonna 192 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,679 Speaker 1: be talking about it a lot. Not it's on, but 193 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: a lot. Um he he calls, he texts me and goes, hey, 194 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,200 Speaker 1: I have something to talk to you about. This is 195 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 1: in January. I just moved in my apartment. Here. We're 196 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the podcast is when that's 197 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 1: going to launch everything, kind of like twiddling my thumbs. 198 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: Ellen writes me, which he does sometimes because he always 199 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 1: throws me a bone AND's like, hey, like, why don't 200 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 1: you come on a Bachelor after the rose ceremony? This 201 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: this show they did. He's put me on a bunch 202 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: of stuff, always trying to find ways to get me 203 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: to work because he's a fan of mine, as I 204 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: am him. He put me in his book. He has 205 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: a book called um, You're not so Great, You're not 206 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: that great or something like that, and it's about like 207 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 1: just stories of failure. And I wrote a thing for 208 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,560 Speaker 1: his book and he put me in this book. It's 209 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: so funny about my abusive therapist shout out to Donna. 210 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 1: I hope you're well. You taught me a lot, and 211 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: also you I could have bought a house with all 212 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: the cash that I used to give you under the 213 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: table for therapy that I don't even know you were 214 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: qualified to give. Still uh not you should be investigated. 215 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 1: Um anyway, So he calls me. I think it's just 216 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: gonna be like talking about some someone, like just gossiping 217 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,959 Speaker 1: or something, and he's like, hey, there's the show I'm doing. 218 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: The show called f Boy Island, and I funk Boy Island. 219 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: I go, okay, yeah, I remember reading about this five 220 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,720 Speaker 1: months ago in an email. I go that to you 221 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: and he's like, that's me. I'm actually doing a good 222 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: impression of him. And I go okay, and he's he 223 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 1: goes and I want I want you on it? And 224 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:41,599 Speaker 1: I go really, uh. He explains the show to me, 225 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: by the way first, and then he goes, I want 226 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: you on it, and I go, oh, go, noah, I 227 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,719 Speaker 1: am not joking you. I have been wanting to be 228 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,719 Speaker 1: the fucking Bachelor for so long. I'm still wanting to 229 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 1: be a bachelorized just because I'm the host of the 230 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 1: show does not mean that I still do. I am 231 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: not looking for love and looking to find it on TV. 232 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,160 Speaker 1: Everyone listening out there, Any producers make a show for 233 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 1: me where I find love. I'll be really good at it. 234 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,199 Speaker 1: I'll get fingered in a hot tub. I'll be more 235 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: prudish than you think. But then I'll also do like 236 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,679 Speaker 1: horrorsh things. It'll be so fun. Someone goddamn it, right 237 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: a show. I pitched a show. I don't have time 238 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,960 Speaker 1: to make a show. I could sell one about this, 239 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 1: but someone just plugged me into one. That being said. 240 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 1: It quickly became apparent to me that he it was 241 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 1: embarrassing Noah, because I literally go really like, I responded, like, 242 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,680 Speaker 1: finally someone wants to put me and that as the 243 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: girl looking for love. And then he didn't even know 244 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 1: but I so he didn't know that. I thought he 245 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: meant that he was saying the contestants, and he goes, 246 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: I just think you'd be a great host for this, 247 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, it's um uh huh. And 248 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,439 Speaker 1: I literally thought it was so embarrassing. I put it 249 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: in the press release though, so now he knows. I 250 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:55,319 Speaker 1: legit thought. My quote is when I first got the 251 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: call to be a part of a reality dating show 252 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,800 Speaker 1: called f Boy Island. I said yes immediately, which is true. 253 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: Then I realized they weren't asking me to be one 254 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 1: of the girls looking for love. This is not a joke. 255 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 1: It was embarrassing, but as a massive fan of the genre, 256 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,439 Speaker 1: hosting this shows a true dream. I look forward to 257 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: hosting for the next forty three seasons. I knew going 258 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: into it that a show created and produced by the 259 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: people behind my two favorite shows, The Bachelor and Love 260 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,839 Speaker 1: Is Blind was going to be insanely good, but this 261 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: one exceeded my expectations. I can't wait to watch it 262 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,320 Speaker 1: every week. I mean every goddamn word of that. You guys, 263 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: I already know what happens, but I don't know how 264 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: it's going to be edited. It's so funny, you know. 265 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise announced that David Spade is going down 266 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: and hosting. They're switching it up with like and then 267 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: they have Caitlin Bristow and Tasia um Adams filling in 268 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: for Chris Harrison as the co host of the Bachelor 269 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: at this season, and they're leaning into comedy a bit more, 270 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: making a little bit light. This was our our show? 271 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 1: Is that so much like? We are we are being 272 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: so funny in this It's so funny, but it's also 273 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,439 Speaker 1: so real. I was. I was every version of myself 274 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: that you hear on this show because I was doing 275 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 1: this show while I was doing that show. So if 276 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,560 Speaker 1: you love me on this show, you got to tune 277 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,719 Speaker 1: in just for me as a fan, I would really 278 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,920 Speaker 1: appreciate it as my besties for you to tune in, 279 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: But I know that you're gonna be hooked. It's so wild, 280 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,960 Speaker 1: it's really funny, and dare I say I got a 281 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,839 Speaker 1: little wrapped up in it, And I truly I didn't 282 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 1: know what was happening, Like I got wrapped up in 283 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 1: the show, and I felt lied to by some of 284 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: the guys, you know, like I as a host, I 285 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 1: purposefully didn't want to know stuff that was happening in 286 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: the background. I didn't. First of all, I made a 287 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 1: promise never to lie to any of the contestants. I 288 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: told that early on, because I don't know what working 289 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,040 Speaker 1: in reality TV is like. But I told all the 290 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 1: producers like, I don't lie, and they were like right, 291 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,920 Speaker 1: like I thought the zoom was muted, Like I was, like, 292 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: you guys have done mute and they're like, no, we're 293 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,319 Speaker 1: just silent and scared of why we hired. You know, 294 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: I never had a lie, which is great. I but 295 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,920 Speaker 1: I stayed in the dark about a lot of things 296 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 1: because I wanted to process it and it was all 297 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,199 Speaker 1: genuine and I just think it's a really special show 298 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 1: that is doing something different with the genre. It's called 299 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: F Boy Freaking Island. And the honest reason for why 300 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: I accepted this and would have accepted it under any 301 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: circumstances is because my IMDb forever when I am dead, 302 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: will say F Boy Island, and that is hilarious. Just 303 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 1: when you so as a lesson for you when something 304 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: comes up in your life where you go that sounds ridiculous. 305 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to be associated with something so silly, 306 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 1: and that's not me. That's not what I do. When 307 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,960 Speaker 1: you look through your wardrobe and you go, I'm going 308 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: to a baseball game tonight. This is me last night, 309 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: and I want to wear something cute, but I also 310 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 1: like want to feel comfortable, and you you have no options, 311 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: and the only option you have as a tailor swift shirt. 312 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 1: And the last time all these people you're going to 313 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 1: the game we saw you. You were also wearing a 314 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 1: tailor Swift shirt. And you don't want to be that person, 315 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 1: Realize you are that person. You are f boy Island, 316 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: do silly things, be yourself, lean into what initially feels good. 317 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: And I promise you that it's when you cease to 318 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: judge everything you do and make decisions on how it's 319 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: going to make you look, you are free from ever 320 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,840 Speaker 1: looking right. So I wore Taylor Swift shirt last night, 321 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: no regrets. I was comfortable to the at the game. 322 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: We went to the baseball game last night. Let's get 323 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: into it with AFTERR. Collins. Oh yeah, welcome Andrew k Hey. 324 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 1: I was just talking about the baseball game, talking about 325 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: my dilemma last night of trying to pick out something 326 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: to wear. How did you sleep last night? By the way, 327 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,960 Speaker 1: I slept good. I slept Actually no, I didn't. And 328 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: we got home late. I drink caffeine to enjoy the game, 329 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,640 Speaker 1: and at home and you do gavinated story of my 330 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: life story. Laugh, man, that's what's mad at you, because 331 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 1: when I got home, I go not mad at you, 332 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 1: but like I I'm not trying to. I cut my 333 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: mouth shut because I'm tired of being the girl that 334 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 1: feels like she knows what's going on in the Andrew's head, 335 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: and like people don't appreciate being like told, I knew 336 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: you were going to do this, so I'm sorry to 337 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: say that. The last time, when we got home at 338 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 1: ten forty three, I was like, I'm gonna walk Luigi. 339 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: You want to get in a morning show because we're 340 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: watching the morning show together. I'm finally caught up to Andrew. 341 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: He went two episodes ahead, which I allowed all that. Yeah, 342 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 1: we talked about it, which I like that. I like 343 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 1: the communication. You were really nice to me about. I 344 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,040 Speaker 1: watched two episodes with you. Yeah. Again, Because here's the 345 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: thing that I he goes he gets two episodes ahead, 346 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, give me, give me till tomorrow 347 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: night to catch up, and he's like I can do that. 348 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, thank you, and if it takes me longer 349 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 1: than that, you go ahead on your own. We get 350 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: to the next night, and I just go ahead because 351 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: I don't like watching things alone. I just I can't. 352 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,960 Speaker 1: I'm not going to get through it. I got through 353 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: ten minutes of one episode and I two to get 354 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,160 Speaker 1: through and they're an hour long, and I go I 355 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: watching alone does not keep me accountable. I'm in my phone, 356 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaker 1: want to process it, I want to make fun of it, 357 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 1: and um I don't watch things alone and um so 358 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 1: Andrew was kind enough to rewatch both episodes with me, 359 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: which I think is good because you're on your phone 360 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: so much when you watch things, and I am too 361 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 1: that watching things twice makes you fill in the gaps 362 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,920 Speaker 1: of when you're looking at your phone. You know. Yes, 363 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: I also got home when I checked the Apple and 364 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 1: I'm sure yeah, no, no, no, that it was it 365 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,640 Speaker 1: was two episodes ahead, so it was on episode five 366 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 1: sous on my account and yeah, so anywhow but yeah, 367 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,440 Speaker 1: so last night I said let's get in the Morning 368 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,200 Speaker 1: Show because it was like, oh, it'll take us until 369 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,159 Speaker 1: that'll mean that we're probably gonna go to bed at midnight. 370 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: But let's be honest. I know you're going in your 371 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: room and you're gonna be on your phone until two 372 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 1: in the morning, just like I am. So why don't 373 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,880 Speaker 1: we just kill some of that time together by watching 374 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,120 Speaker 1: the Morning So? Why? Because I was trying to get 375 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: to bed by I mean, I'm trying, but do you 376 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 1: really go in there and try or do you try? 377 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:05,160 Speaker 1: It's very frustrating because I'll I'll lay down in bed 378 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: and in about ten minutes, I'll go to sleep. I 379 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna sleep. Literally twenty minutes later, I'm wide awake. Wait, 380 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,679 Speaker 1: what do you mean? I don't know. I just I 381 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 1: think I'm like, I think I'm good for the night. 382 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 1: I'm sure this happens to other people. I think I 383 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 1: need to teach you how to go to sleep. And 384 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I but I think I might 385 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 1: be able to help you because you'll talk me in honestly, 386 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: like I want to come and just see what your 387 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,679 Speaker 1: situation is. Because I do. The reason I ask you 388 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 1: every day how did you sleep? Is not because it's 389 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: just the name of the segment. It's because I actually 390 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 1: care about how people sleep, and I care about how 391 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,919 Speaker 1: I sleep, and I realize I've done enough research. I 392 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: know what to do to make it better so that 393 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: you can fall asleep. But I might be wrong. There's 394 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,239 Speaker 1: some people that just can't sleep. I think what I 395 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: can do for my sleep is so I work out 396 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,640 Speaker 1: at eight am this class. Have you ever tried meditating 397 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: with a ambient in your mouth? I love that my 398 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: solution would be in meditation, I go and also like 399 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: dissolving fourteen ambient and your gumline. No, but I think 400 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 1: what I do is I do a siesta for myself, 401 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: which I'm so happy that I get to do so 402 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 1: long three hours. It's not a siesta. Yeah, yeah, that's 403 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: a Ford fiesta. It's gonna break down on you eventually. Yeah. Well, 404 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 1: what happens is I think I sleep too much in 405 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 1: the afternoon, and so then at night, if I could 406 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: make it through the afternoon, I could probably sleep. I 407 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,120 Speaker 1: may get through the afternoon. Let's do a twenty minute 408 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: and after in the afternoon, seriously set your alarm and 409 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 1: really try to stick to it, because I swear to 410 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: God Andrew, if you just do twenty minutes, you'll feel refreshed. 411 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,439 Speaker 1: It'll be hard to get out of, but you won't. 412 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 1: You cannot take an hour plus long nap in the 413 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,919 Speaker 1: middle of the day and expecting it to sleep. No, no, no, 414 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: they do, they do, you know, an hour long. Yeah, 415 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 1: but it's a short nap. I mean it's this is 416 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 1: based on like they to and then a really good 417 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: plan is to you have when you have your coffee 418 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 1: when you're starting to crash during the day, so right before, 419 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: try this today. If you crash because you got up 420 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,120 Speaker 1: early today you didn't sleep it out last night. When 421 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,879 Speaker 1: you feel that like I'm ready for my nap, have 422 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: one cup of coffee, all right, just listen to me. 423 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 1: Have one cup of coffee or a half a cup, 424 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: whatever makes you feel stimulated, and then right right as 425 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,000 Speaker 1: you're sipping it, like, go to go take your nap 426 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,639 Speaker 1: right after that, because the caffeine will not have kicked in, 427 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,840 Speaker 1: and by the time twenty minutes is passed, it will 428 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 1: have kicked in. Just like when I take my A 429 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,119 Speaker 1: D D meds uh thirty minutes before I get up, 430 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,200 Speaker 1: I set my alarm, I bleary, I'd grabbed the A 431 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 1: D D met I put it in my mouth, and 432 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,199 Speaker 1: then I fall back asleep for another half hour. And 433 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 1: by the time my alarm goes off the next time, 434 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm like ready to get out of bed because the 435 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,399 Speaker 1: drug that I put in myself has kicked in. The 436 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: only thing is like, what am I gonna do when 437 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: I wake up? There's tons to do. Play learn an instrument, 438 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,359 Speaker 1: play guitar with me. I'm always playing guitar. I always 439 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 1: like someone to play with me. We had so much 440 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,040 Speaker 1: fun that one day when you were we were playing 441 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 1: all of the songs. I would love for you to 442 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: bring some songs into it that we could do together 443 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 1: that you want to play. You only know one and 444 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,560 Speaker 1: I do like that song. But we learned one with 445 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: my dad last week that was fun. I've just seen 446 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: face can't Foe get the time over? And the other 447 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 1: one the other John Prize. Um, yes so I uh so. 448 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:21,440 Speaker 1: We went to the baseball game days with Greg Warren 449 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: and Tim Confy. We had to St. Louis Comics. Tim 450 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: Convey is also my ex boyfriend's brother and one of 451 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 1: my best friends. Little higher seats were Lazer splurged on 452 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,200 Speaker 1: Thursday night to impress my parents and I just wanted 453 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 1: the best experience that the seats were like a hundred 454 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 1: bucks of pop. I spent four hundred bucks on four seats. 455 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 1: I felt good about it. My parents were, um, you know, 456 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,640 Speaker 1: doing a staycation that I was trying to make. Their 457 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,959 Speaker 1: grease trip that fell through where they flew to Germany 458 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,040 Speaker 1: and had to come back home because Germany was their 459 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,800 Speaker 1: stopover before Greece. They got exiled and they got sent home. 460 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,399 Speaker 1: So I decided to spend to splurge get some nice seats. 461 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 1: Who's fucking worth it, dude? Yeah, Well, because then last 462 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: night we were actually you can see the baseball player. Yeah, 463 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: I know last night, I know, I love uh, I know. 464 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,920 Speaker 1: I think I was bitching about the close seats because 465 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 1: I like to people watch Noah, and we only had 466 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: two rows in front of us. Didn't leave me a 467 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,120 Speaker 1: lot of people to watch. But the thing is we 468 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: were behind the dugout of the opposing team on Thursday 469 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 1: night when Andrew and I went with my parents and 470 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 1: you like make eye contact with the baseball players. And 471 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that in a sexual way. It's just 472 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,879 Speaker 1: like weird decease, you know when you go to a 473 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,680 Speaker 1: concert or if you were to go to my show. 474 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer dot com slash tour for tour tickets. Also, 475 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: I am announcing today, Uh, there is a huge festival 476 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,199 Speaker 1: in um we are taking over. Did you know this? 477 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to JFL just for laughs is a um 478 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: you know the comedy festival in Canada Huge. They have 479 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:51,200 Speaker 1: all the best names. I'm doing a JFL Cancoon Uh 480 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: November seven. Let me just type. I gotta let you 481 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,960 Speaker 1: guys know because I want my best he's They're so 482 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,760 Speaker 1: bad and I want you. Guys, if any of you 483 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: are planning fun Mexico trips you're in are we dealing 484 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: shows with foam? Um? What CaCO? Did you ever go 485 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,640 Speaker 1: to Cancun for spring break? Uh? No, I've never been. 486 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:15,960 Speaker 1: Um just for laughs escapes, that's hard to say. Cancun 487 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:21,159 Speaker 1: November three through seven, Guys, I'm not kidding you. Market 488 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 1: there's a thirty dollar deposit to save your spot UM 489 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,199 Speaker 1: go to you can find it just Google just and 490 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: it's gonna be on my socials today, just for last escapes. 491 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,439 Speaker 1: It would be such a fun trip to plan with 492 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,679 Speaker 1: your alone. You'll meet other comedy fans. We're taking over 493 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,120 Speaker 1: an entire resort. No other people except comedy fans. Listen 494 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:43,199 Speaker 1: to these names. Jim Jefferies, Tom Sagura, Nicky Glazer, Steve Oh, 495 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 1: Nicole Buyer, Jay Faroh, Girls Gotta Eat, Don l Rawlings, 496 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 1: Ron Funches, Debor d Giovanni, Goddamn Comedy Jam, which I 497 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be on because you get to sing 498 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,640 Speaker 1: a song, and many many more. There's gonna be live 499 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: comedy podcast beach parties in a five star resort tape 500 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 1: go over So if this and you are going to 501 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: have the opportunity to win an all inclusive trip that 502 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,920 Speaker 1: I'm going to have on my socials, I'm gonna They're 503 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: ask me if they I want to do a giveaway, 504 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 1: and I said, fun, yeah, I want to do a giveaway. Besties, 505 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,160 Speaker 1: I'm telling you first I'm going to do this. Look 506 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 1: at my socials. I'll try to give you a heads 507 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 1: up on nicki glazer pod on Instagram before I put 508 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 1: it on my my big, my own. So I want 509 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: you guys have a first chance to win this. But 510 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 1: just guys, I really want you there if you can 511 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,680 Speaker 1: afford it and make it work. Hopefully, if you can't 512 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 1: afford it, you can win. Um. But that's November three 513 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 1: through the seventh, and Andrew, you know, my boy's gonna 514 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 1: be there. I'll be I'll be wearing some short shorts 515 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: on the beach. Boy, I'll be drinking a peanut color 516 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: Virgin And and let's get this. Can I just talk 517 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: about this poster Jim Jefferies, Tom Sigura and then Nicki 518 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 1: glays I'm third like this is the weird thing they 519 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,639 Speaker 1: do on these I'm almost annoyed for Stevo and Nicole 520 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,480 Speaker 1: Buyer because Jim Jefferies and Tom Sigura at the top, 521 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,120 Speaker 1: they're the biggest names, so they're the top billing. They're 522 00:24:55,119 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 1: the foo fighters and eminem of Lollapalooza two thousand nine 523 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 1: when I went or whatever, and then it's Glazer and 524 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,439 Speaker 1: then I'm Lady Gaga of that year, you know, like 525 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: when Lady More. Yes, I'm I'm Dan Dan ding Ding 526 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: Dinging at dat d D. I love that song that kids. 527 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,440 Speaker 1: It's called kids. At the beginning of the beginning of 528 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,879 Speaker 1: that song, you know how it's like kids going like 529 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 1: and it's like brankranran It's like a kid's on a playground. 530 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: I used to live on a like behind a playground 531 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: in North Hollywood in two thousand seven, and every morning 532 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 1: I woke up to that sound and I would always 533 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: go Rank Prank, but it was just constant kids screaming. 534 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,520 Speaker 1: You know what my favorite wake up song is. I 535 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 1: was lying on the beach of Sunday morning of last week, 536 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: indulging in myself defeat and you think you can come, 537 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 1: So I missed a million. I know it's not for me. 538 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: Still my sunshine making sure I'm not me and Kursten 539 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:06,680 Speaker 1: used to do this thing because during that song it goes, wait, 540 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,400 Speaker 1: what is that song called? Really quick? Because I wanted 541 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,160 Speaker 1: to steal my sunshine? Um, okay, it's by Yeah, I'm 542 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: gonna play just a part of it because I don't 543 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 1: want to get sued. But I would play this what 544 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,119 Speaker 1: is this? They definitely cut this out of Zoo one 545 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,680 Speaker 1: of seven. When I listened to this intro, what is this? 546 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 1: It really builds Hey man, do you hear that that 547 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,920 Speaker 1: thing in the background? Okay, Kurson. I used to play 548 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,399 Speaker 1: like we were playing ping pong. We used to hit 549 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,680 Speaker 1: back to each other. It's really fun thing to do 550 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 1: during that song. It's the best song I would I 551 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: want to. I was a camp counselor for one summer 552 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,919 Speaker 1: and they asked me not to come back because they 553 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 1: couldn't really find a sport that I coached. Well, I 554 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: didn't do a good job and I got caught breaking 555 00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 1: um curfew up with a girl in a boss Yeah yeah, 556 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,359 Speaker 1: and a park bus was another was one of the 557 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 1: uh counselors. Yeah, just checking. I looked at you like, 558 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 1: are we getting into Jesus? Um? No? But yeah, so 559 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: I Um, I would play that song every morning for 560 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 1: my campers to wake him up. I like that. That's 561 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 1: a good wake up song. I wake up every morning too, 562 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: listening for the best my repetitions. But it sounds like 563 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,600 Speaker 1: she goes, wait, this is what I looked into, and 564 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,160 Speaker 1: it's just so. It's my favorite song. Delicate by Taylor 565 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,840 Speaker 1: Swift Your alarm, Yeah, every morning, listen to it. How 566 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,359 Speaker 1: do you do that? You could sell your alarm to 567 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 1: listen for the best. I mean it sounds like the best. 568 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 1: I was just no, I hear it, and I go no, 569 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: I wake up when I hear it. I kind of 570 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,639 Speaker 1: like I don't hate getting out of bed anymore. So 571 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,879 Speaker 1: it's not like when I wake up, I don't go fuck. 572 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: You know. It means like I get to go to 573 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 1: a podcast and I get to go get my starbucks. 574 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 1: Luigi isn't looking at me. He's trying to ignore me, 575 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 1: even though he wants to go for a while because 576 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 1: he doesn't truck herross me. Look at him right now. 577 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,360 Speaker 1: He is so depressed. No, he was good today. He's 578 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,640 Speaker 1: been wagging his tail. I think he's been happy lately. 579 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,439 Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe I'm projecting. We didn't even get 580 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: into the baseball game, but hopefully we can talk about 581 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,120 Speaker 1: it later during the news segment. Let's get to the news. 582 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: I already announced it at the top of the show, 583 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: but I just wanted to say again, f why island 584 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,320 Speaker 1: and so excited I'm gonna be on I don't think 585 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: this announce I'm gonna be on Bill Maher next Friday. 586 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 1: The So make sure you check out that. That is 587 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 1: a thing I'm terrified for because I don't know anything 588 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,920 Speaker 1: about politics legit, like not. Maybe we'll do a run through. Yeah, 589 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,960 Speaker 1: that would be so funny to like you guys try 590 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 1: to know. You got to find five topical topics. What 591 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: do you feel if I can talk about vegan stuff 592 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: and sex, I'll be fine, Like if we can talk 593 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 1: about sexual issues and canceled culture, like I know my lane. 594 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 1: I'm not going to try to pretend I'm smarter than 595 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 1: I am because I'm very dumb and about so much 596 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 1: stuff and even stuff that I think dumb. It's just 597 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 1: you just don't pay attention to it. You can learn anything, 598 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: I think other than like h football, I I don't 599 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 1: want to learn it and baseball last night at the game, No, 600 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: I'm not. We'll get to the News. I swear to god, 601 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 1: I struggled with my caption last night for I took up. 602 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: We took a picture at the baseball game, and I 603 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,040 Speaker 1: was trying to think of a caption for legitimately an hour. 604 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 1: And now I'm just going to decide to only post 605 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift quotes for the caption. It's really hard to 606 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: find which one will fit, but there's always one for everything. 607 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: I finally found one last night. That is because you know, 608 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,480 Speaker 1: I love the players and you love the game, and 609 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,040 Speaker 1: that was like for me and Andrew like because I 610 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: like the players, he likes the game. It's also Taylor 611 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: so song blank space, shout out. I wanted to write 612 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,280 Speaker 1: that every time they got a home run, which is 613 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: a lot. Last night, there's fireworks that go off, but 614 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,960 Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention to the game, so that a 615 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 1: home run would happen and then all of a sudden, 616 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,440 Speaker 1: there would be a bomb explosion. Every single time I 617 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: thought there was a domestic terrorist. Literally, there were four 618 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 1: home runs us anything four or five, and I did 619 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,240 Speaker 1: not see any of them coming. I shrieked. Literally, I 620 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,920 Speaker 1: thought I was dying at everyone. I think I I 621 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,960 Speaker 1: walked away traumatized last night. And I'm not joking, Like, 622 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: why do those fireworks have to sound like bombs? They 623 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 1: weren't like you know, four home run right, Like, so 624 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: if you hit a fire home run, it's like it's 625 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:46,160 Speaker 1: a bomb. Well, why are they making it so I 626 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: can't bring in a purse to protect us from bombs, 627 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 1: yet they're doing bomb It's just very ironic to me 628 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: that I can't bring in a purse because they're scared 629 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 1: of bombs, yet they're setting off a sound that sounds 630 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 1: like bombs. They don't even do a kiss cam anymore. 631 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,840 Speaker 1: Do you know that they don't want your bomb? Last night? 632 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 1: The funniest thing I think I've thought of in a 633 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 1: really long time. They don't do a kiss him anymore 634 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,719 Speaker 1: because I think of me too. Stuff. They don't want 635 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: to put it on a couple and have them like 636 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: force to kiss, which I'm grateful for because I always 637 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 1: go with guy friends. And if they put it on me, 638 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 1: Andrew would probably try to like kiss me and like 639 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 1: as a joke, and I'd be like no, it would 640 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,360 Speaker 1: just be awkward. It would be like when Usher put 641 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,960 Speaker 1: the microphone in my face and I'd be like I could, 642 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 1: but I just like, and then I would just look stupid. 643 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,560 Speaker 1: So I'm always nervous about a kiss him because I 644 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 1: have been on it before with a guy friend and 645 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 1: it led to like tension. So I'm grateful they don't 646 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,160 Speaker 1: do kiss him. But what they did last night Noah 647 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: is called a kid's cam and they just put it on. 648 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,880 Speaker 1: They called a kids cam and they just put it 649 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,040 Speaker 1: on kids and the kids dance, and I was like, 650 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 1: why don't we combine them. I was like, let's do 651 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,720 Speaker 1: a kiss kids for cam, Kiss kids cam, and and 652 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,080 Speaker 1: Greg and I were doing a bit where Greg was like, Nikki, 653 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 1: we can't do that. I go, it's perfect, we kiss 654 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: kids on the we combine them both, and he's like, 655 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,480 Speaker 1: I don't think that can happen. And I just started chanting, 656 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: like kiss kids, kiss kids, and it reminded me of 657 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: that old love that's Wonder Wonder Shows and beat kiss 658 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't. I literally gave up on that, 659 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,560 Speaker 1: thinking maybe two besties knew what I was talking about, 660 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 1: and I was just gonna leave it. Wonder Shows and 661 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: used to do this hilarious segment where they would have 662 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 1: kids reporters on the street just saying inappropriate stuff. But 663 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,400 Speaker 1: they were little kids on the street, kids on the street, 664 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: kids on the beat, beat kids beat kids, And it 665 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: was like, what is that did did they interview the kids? 666 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 1: You know, the kids were little reporters and you know 667 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,760 Speaker 1: when you're on the beat, you're like, it's like, so 668 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 1: kids would be it would be called be killed kid 669 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 1: beat and so or or beat kids like kids on 670 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,080 Speaker 1: the beat, and they would go beat kids, beat kids. 671 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: It was exactly the same joke. I'm so glad, that's 672 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: why I love you that you were able to just 673 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 1: put wonder shows and was so far from to explain 674 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,120 Speaker 1: what that was was gonna forever. Let's get to the 675 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 1: news for ast segment. An influencers surgeon with millions of 676 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: followers on social media says that breast implant illness is 677 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,920 Speaker 1: real b II. It's called they there's pain, inflammation, skin ragets, 678 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 1: hair loss, brain fog, joint aches, digestive issues, and fatigue 679 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 1: are all symptoms commonly reported by those who believe they're 680 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: experiencing b i I. Many doctors have said that, despite 681 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 1: desperate please from sick patients, that b I I is 682 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: not real, but he's going on record that it is real. However, 683 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,760 Speaker 1: that most patients are fine with implants. He wants to 684 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: that to be said. But there's like a Facebook, like 685 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: thousand people in this group, you know, three thousand tits 686 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:32,360 Speaker 1: that are okay. I don't care what. I don't care 687 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: what If someone is in pain, give it to him, 688 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 1: you know, Like what is all of this like it's 689 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,160 Speaker 1: in your head. That's not real. Obviously, maybe it's not 690 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,920 Speaker 1: caused by that thing, but if it got gives first 691 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,520 Speaker 1: of all, it probably is a thing. The emotional trauma 692 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,720 Speaker 1: you go through with having your body sliced open. I mean, 693 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,920 Speaker 1: I have a friend who has had um surgery that 694 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 1: she obviously loves the results of aesthetically and it's not breast, No, 695 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 1: it's not breasts. It's like face stuff. But because they 696 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,479 Speaker 1: cut her open, some weird something got into the wound 697 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 1: that has caused her to now have Celiac's disease. Like 698 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,400 Speaker 1: after she got that surgery, she had Celiac. So stuff 699 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,359 Speaker 1: can happen that has nothing to do with the thing 700 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: in like in in during surgery or anesthesia the fact, 701 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,959 Speaker 1: and listen, I was looking I was thinking about maybe 702 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 1: doing a breast thing at some point like in ten years, 703 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,360 Speaker 1: like when when I want to tuck him up and 704 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: make him look nicer, like. I don't know what's going 705 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: to be in the style. Make it just one tube 706 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 1: of make one in the middle so that's just a yeah. 707 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,480 Speaker 1: I want a plateau like a range of like so 708 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,360 Speaker 1: it looks like a one of those, like a fruitcake, 709 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 1: like the shape of a UM. Yeah, I uh, I 710 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,080 Speaker 1: have thought about it, and really my concern is the anesthesia. 711 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 1: My friend Joe Buck when he got hair transfer from 712 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 1: American Idol. I really am worried about Fantasia and sounding 713 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,960 Speaker 1: like this with my voice afterwards. No, Joe Buck got 714 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 1: um anesthesia, had a UM when he got a hair 715 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,799 Speaker 1: transplant because it was so painful. These are all cosmetic things. 716 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 1: He talked about it in his book, and he told 717 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,279 Speaker 1: me about it on our four and half hour flight, 718 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 1: but he because I did hadn't read his book. I'm 719 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,880 Speaker 1: going to though. My mom bought it for me. UM. 720 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,120 Speaker 1: He got a tube down his throat to be under 721 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,640 Speaker 1: because it was so painful having this hair tricks plant. 722 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: He had gone through a couple of times and was 723 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: like fuck this. They go, oh, we can put you under. 724 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,160 Speaker 1: Got a tube in his throat. The tube when they 725 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 1: put it in, you know, to put you under um. 726 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,360 Speaker 1: They have like this like inflatable kind of thing that 727 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,000 Speaker 1: goes around it, so they puff it up so that 728 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,239 Speaker 1: it stays in place. And it was on a nerve 729 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,840 Speaker 1: in his vocal cords that got uh. It was it 730 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,440 Speaker 1: was on his nerve too long and it was damaged. 731 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,319 Speaker 1: And when he came out of it, sports announcer man 732 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,719 Speaker 1: who his voice is everything, Joe Buck couldn't talk and 733 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: he sounded like this for a year until his nerve 734 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: came back. That is the kind of thing that I'm 735 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,279 Speaker 1: too scared to have a thing done. If you had 736 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:13,040 Speaker 1: a tits and not like a breass like as I 737 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,880 Speaker 1: would love them, but I would probably I would probably 738 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,520 Speaker 1: get I wouldn't do an implant because I'm just honestly, 739 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: I'm just too scared of all the That's why I 740 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,600 Speaker 1: didn't get lasick. I'm scared of the point zero zero 741 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,439 Speaker 1: one percent that see double vision the rest of their life. 742 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,279 Speaker 1: I read about a newscaster the night before I was 743 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,799 Speaker 1: scheduled to get lasick. I read about a newscaster who 744 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,160 Speaker 1: was a healthy woman by all accounts. You know, all 745 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,319 Speaker 1: these people that comes out later, there's a lot more 746 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,719 Speaker 1: going on than just she went she was having double 747 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: vision and um so much pain from her lasi, a 748 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: bad lasi job that she's like a woman that spent 749 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 1: good money, went to a good doctor. She on herself 750 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,040 Speaker 1: because she was going blind and she had a new baby. 751 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 1: She might have been doing you know, other stuffs going on, 752 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: because what other stuff goes on with me? And if 753 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,960 Speaker 1: I do a surgery that I would I hopefully I 754 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,520 Speaker 1: am in a state of mind where I would forgive 755 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,320 Speaker 1: myself and go. Look at Nikki, you only wanted bigger boobs. 756 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,440 Speaker 1: You didn't want to feel depression and pain the rest 757 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,160 Speaker 1: of your life. Maybe like forgive yourself and that would 758 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: help you manage your pain, but it's too risky, like 759 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 1: to look better. But sometimes the risk is worth it 760 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,320 Speaker 1: because sometimes women are like I just don't feel myself. 761 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 1: I feel like I was meant to be born with 762 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,919 Speaker 1: bigger boobs and I want that. And I love when 763 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,359 Speaker 1: people get surgery done. I think it's so brave. You're 764 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: taking a huge risk, and so what, I don't you 765 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: know cancer patients. I mean that's a totally obviously no 766 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,360 Speaker 1: one has any problem with that. But people really like 767 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,279 Speaker 1: to judge when women get stuff done when they don't 768 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,719 Speaker 1: have an excuse like and I excuse and quotes like 769 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 1: cancer whatever. I got a message actually from one of 770 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 1: our listeners that Noah reminded me of today because I 771 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 1: sent it to her ages to go to be like, 772 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,960 Speaker 1: I want to talk about this, she said. Previously was 773 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,640 Speaker 1: discussed on the podcast pod Julie rod In. Previously was 774 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,959 Speaker 1: discussed on the pod filler and botox stuff. I wanted 775 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,839 Speaker 1: to know if Nikki ever thought about a nose job. 776 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,200 Speaker 1: And when I say that, I mean absolutely no hate personally, 777 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,479 Speaker 1: dada da da. I love her nose, of course, she said. 778 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,440 Speaker 1: I've been wanting one because of a volume loss. Being 779 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,279 Speaker 1: twenty eight, my nose has a bump now compared to 780 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,279 Speaker 1: eighteen year old me, and I don't know how to 781 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,640 Speaker 1: accept it. That's an interesting way to um. She probably 782 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,759 Speaker 1: like her nose just whatever it is. She doesn't like 783 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,759 Speaker 1: her nose, let's not. I don't know. I don't know either, 784 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 1: Um not enough snot in it. She she wants it 785 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,480 Speaker 1: back to normal. She says, I don't know how to 786 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,960 Speaker 1: accept it, which I think if I was talking to Julie, 787 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 1: I would go, let's talk about that. You don't know 788 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 1: how to accept it, because I think a lot of 789 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 1: this is just acceptance and then we can get past it. 790 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: But acceptance isn't as easy as just being like, Okay, 791 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,560 Speaker 1: I accept it, She says, I want to fix it, 792 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,000 Speaker 1: but I'm terrified of surgery and my mother L O 793 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,560 Speaker 1: L and my mother. That's so funny. I don't know 794 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,479 Speaker 1: why she said mother thing. Anyway, would love some nose 795 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,279 Speaker 1: positivity talk for my O C D perfection self. Um. Yeah, 796 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,919 Speaker 1: I'll close this thing out by saying there are huge 797 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,040 Speaker 1: risks involved with plastic surgery, fillers in your face, botox. 798 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,839 Speaker 1: I've gotten all those things before, I've regretted some of them. 799 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 1: I will revisit some of them. I will make mistakes 800 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: again where I'll go, wow, I look like the fucking joker, 801 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,279 Speaker 1: and I'll laugh about it. Here's my thing for you 802 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:14,440 Speaker 1: and your nose, Julie. I would really honestly look into 803 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,000 Speaker 1: and you're gonna think this is crazy. I would look 804 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,400 Speaker 1: into filler for your nose, okay, because you want a 805 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,560 Speaker 1: fuller look. I don't think surgery. You should always try 806 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,400 Speaker 1: to avoid surgery. Going under his risky just the pathogens 807 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,120 Speaker 1: in the room, just surgery is risky. Filler can do 808 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,279 Speaker 1: wonders with nose jobs. If you haven't seen it, just 809 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,800 Speaker 1: like google it online. But also I think if you 810 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,839 Speaker 1: really look at it. Whenever I think about one thing 811 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,520 Speaker 1: that I'm like, God, if I could get rid of this, 812 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,360 Speaker 1: then something right, then my life would change. That Like, 813 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,160 Speaker 1: that's the one thing holding me back from finding a boyfriend. 814 00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,359 Speaker 1: Like my whole fucking obsession with my one little tooth 815 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,160 Speaker 1: that's a millimeter two back from my forward tooth. It 816 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,799 Speaker 1: is such an obsession for me. It's the one thing 817 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 1: I want to fix. But I don't wear the invisilne, 818 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Speaker 1: so it's obviously I don't want it that bad. But 819 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,040 Speaker 1: I always think about if someone if I got what 820 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,279 Speaker 1: I wanted in life because of that tooth, if I 821 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,280 Speaker 1: got the shows that I wanted, if I was famous 822 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,400 Speaker 1: in the way I wanted, if I got a boyfriend 823 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,440 Speaker 1: because of that tooth, everything came together. Wouldn't that be 824 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,320 Speaker 1: kind of fucked up that if everything was based on 825 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,520 Speaker 1: this one my my being a millimeter different, or your 826 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,520 Speaker 1: nose being a little If you got all the things 827 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,920 Speaker 1: you wanted because you fixed your nose, wouldn't that part 828 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,239 Speaker 1: of you go that was it, wouldn't it be a 829 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,719 Speaker 1: little bit sad? So imagine the perfect life that you 830 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,400 Speaker 1: think is waiting for you on the other side of 831 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,719 Speaker 1: fixing your nose or fixing whatever. If you get that life, 832 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,520 Speaker 1: if it which you're not going to because we know 833 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,719 Speaker 1: those things don't come because you fix your nose. But 834 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 1: if it does come, wouldn't that be a little bit 835 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,759 Speaker 1: disappointing to that That's why that's what people were gonna 836 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,320 Speaker 1: love you for, or that's why you were going to 837 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,160 Speaker 1: get that promotion. And I know we're all, you know, 838 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,759 Speaker 1: superficial beings. And obviously I like sometimes I see a 839 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,960 Speaker 1: guy in Tinder or Bumble. I'm not on Tinder, but 840 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,080 Speaker 1: Bumble where I go, Oh, his nose is gross, and 841 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,759 Speaker 1: I like write him off. That is aside. That's why 842 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,920 Speaker 1: dating apps suck because it's all about looks. But I think, 843 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,400 Speaker 1: Julie looking to filler, if it's really is something you 844 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,600 Speaker 1: want to do because it could be temporary and you 845 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,640 Speaker 1: can see what you like, you can see how it works. 846 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,880 Speaker 1: Start very slow. I always tell whenever I go to 847 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,120 Speaker 1: get filler and stuff, I say, I want to walk 848 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,000 Speaker 1: out of here and be mad at you because I 849 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,840 Speaker 1: don't see any results. And by the way, when you 850 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,960 Speaker 1: get filler, it always is bigger at first than you think. 851 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,799 Speaker 1: Do not freak out. It will go down. You were 852 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,840 Speaker 1: always going to be swollen, no exceptions. But I always 853 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,719 Speaker 1: say to them, I want to come back to you 854 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,360 Speaker 1: because I'm mad that I can't tell. I say that 855 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,239 Speaker 1: when I go get a haircut too, and I want 856 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,040 Speaker 1: it to be you know when you ask when you 857 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 1: have long hair, and you go, can I get it? 858 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,479 Speaker 1: I just want an inch off and they go, of course, 859 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,560 Speaker 1: and they take off three. That annoys me. So I 860 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,880 Speaker 1: always make it clear to hairdressers. I don't want anyone 861 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,960 Speaker 1: to say that I had a haircut. That's how much 862 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,480 Speaker 1: minimal I want. So tell that to your doctor. Start 863 00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,000 Speaker 1: very slow. You can always go back. A lot of 864 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,759 Speaker 1: these doctors, by the way, have sliding scales of like 865 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,480 Speaker 1: you can get deals and be like, I can't I 866 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,320 Speaker 1: can afford four worth of filler, I can't go beyond that, 867 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,920 Speaker 1: and then just work with them. It's be very very um. 868 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,400 Speaker 1: Go with a friend who maybe is more honest than 869 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,680 Speaker 1: you and will help you be honest with the doctor 870 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,680 Speaker 1: if you can't be. But you are doing them a 871 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,399 Speaker 1: service by asking for their service. Do not go in there. 872 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,439 Speaker 1: And I'm projecting because I've been in this situation before 873 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,560 Speaker 1: where you go in and you get talked into stuff 874 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,440 Speaker 1: you don't want to do, and you pay ten thousand 875 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,320 Speaker 1: extra dollars for your decolettage, which you don't even know 876 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,360 Speaker 1: what a decottage is until they tell you, and and 877 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,800 Speaker 1: you get bamboozled. So going with someone who knows your budget, 878 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,880 Speaker 1: knows what you want, and is very firm with the 879 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:54,440 Speaker 1: doctor about how firm you want your tits next? Oh well, actually, 880 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,640 Speaker 1: I mean I guess she could just get giant tits 881 00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,319 Speaker 1: and no one wouldn't care about your face. Also, when 882 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,520 Speaker 1: you take down her nose, any girls with big noses, 883 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,400 Speaker 1: never forget your nose bone is a tent pole for 884 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,799 Speaker 1: your face. So when you take the tent pole down, 885 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,319 Speaker 1: the skin around it, your cheeks, those laugh lines, those 886 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:17,320 Speaker 1: hound dog folds, those nasal labial folds is what they're called, 887 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:21,440 Speaker 1: are going to get more depressed. And so just remember 888 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,600 Speaker 1: your nose is your tent pole to your face. Build up, 889 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:29,799 Speaker 1: don't build down. Could you put a tent together? Yeah, 890 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,520 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I can do anything. You told me 891 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,320 Speaker 1: that earlier. Kim Kardashian is unbothered by Kanye west rumored 892 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,759 Speaker 1: romance with and she herself is not focused on dating 893 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,080 Speaker 1: at the moment. So even though she she's him, dating 894 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that she wants to get out there again. 895 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,360 Speaker 1: She wants to focus on the kids. I hear that, 896 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,480 Speaker 1: and she does it. She never knew Irena, so she 897 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,560 Speaker 1: doesn't care. She'll be in a relationship soon enough. That 898 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,480 Speaker 1: girl loves um being in a relationship, and that's no 899 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,920 Speaker 1: judgment Um. But she does find someone quickly. And but 900 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,920 Speaker 1: you know this has gott I remember seeing a picture 901 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,080 Speaker 1: or a video clip of her on the latest episode 902 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,879 Speaker 1: of Kardashian's crying and saying, how embarrassing. It's a third 903 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,280 Speaker 1: marriage failed and no embarrassment there, Kim, you take chances. 904 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,440 Speaker 1: I like it. No, No divorce means a failed relationship 905 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,800 Speaker 1: to me, just doesn't, never has never will you did it? 906 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,279 Speaker 1: You let You were with Kennye for five fucking years. 907 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: It's a long time you had kids together. Successful Now 908 00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,719 Speaker 1: Kanye dating Arena? Shake man. That would be very hard 909 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,359 Speaker 1: for me to handle if I wor Kim, because you're 910 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,800 Speaker 1: divorcing a man, probably because of his mental health issues. 911 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,319 Speaker 1: That he's not addressing is which what I'm guessing about 912 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,040 Speaker 1: their relationship. But I'm knowing nothing. To see a man 913 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,799 Speaker 1: who you hope is getting help to just jump into 914 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,440 Speaker 1: something else, it's got to be hurtful. And to jump 915 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,799 Speaker 1: into something else with a super hot woman that kind 916 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,600 Speaker 1: of looks like you, and it's just that would be hard, 917 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,360 Speaker 1: just as hard as it was this morning when I 918 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,360 Speaker 1: tuned into my ex boyfriends UH radio show on my 919 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,319 Speaker 1: way to get Starbucks, and I heard his co host 920 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,840 Speaker 1: talking about like their relationship, and I knew they were 921 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,839 Speaker 1: going around Robin to they can finally get to Chris 922 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,440 Speaker 1: and be like, so, Chris, what's going on with you? 923 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,920 Speaker 1: And I just I was like, do I want to 924 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,600 Speaker 1: hear this? Because I know they're going to ask him, 925 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,080 Speaker 1: and I do I want to know? And I, you know, 926 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,239 Speaker 1: me wanting to cut myself. I just kept listening and 927 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,560 Speaker 1: he goes, I'm saying, you know, I'm single, and I 928 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,640 Speaker 1: did see a girl. She goes, because yesterday in the 929 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,640 Speaker 1: office Chris told me he saw a girl in the 930 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,480 Speaker 1: hallway and he was like, yeah, I mean, there's everyone's 931 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,120 Speaker 1: back to work at this building where there's a bunch 932 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,920 Speaker 1: of shows going on and I saw this girl and 933 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,399 Speaker 1: I was like, who is that? And uh, I felt 934 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,239 Speaker 1: that I just the idea that he was like really 935 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,600 Speaker 1: into another girl. It used to horn me up because 936 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,520 Speaker 1: he was mine, and I loved hearing about like, oh 937 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,320 Speaker 1: I saw a girl today and I go, wow, that 938 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,520 Speaker 1: is someone i'd like to fuck. I'd be like, tell 939 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,279 Speaker 1: me about her, let's see if you can try, you know, 940 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: But this was like what what? What? What did she? 941 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,000 Speaker 1: I wonder what she looked like? Is she like smaller 942 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,200 Speaker 1: than me? Is she like not smaller like skinny? It's 943 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,560 Speaker 1: more like, is she like tiny and short? Like that's 944 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,080 Speaker 1: something I can never be, you know, Like I don't 945 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,239 Speaker 1: want to be any other size, and I like the 946 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: way I am. But when someone is a different ethnicity 947 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:09,040 Speaker 1: or like a different height or a different age, things 948 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,960 Speaker 1: I literally cannot change. I mean, spray tan can't get 949 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,520 Speaker 1: you looking like you might be from somewhere else in 950 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:19,040 Speaker 1: a way that feels uncomfortable, sometimes incancellable. But um sometimes 951 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,840 Speaker 1: when I see like a guy that I used to 952 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:26,640 Speaker 1: date dating a girl that like is Latin X, I 953 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,640 Speaker 1: always say it. I just go like, oh my god, 954 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,200 Speaker 1: like I'll never be there. I'll never be that and 955 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,480 Speaker 1: and I'm sure they feel that way when their excess 956 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,520 Speaker 1: date white girls are black, you know. Um. But I 957 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,719 Speaker 1: did text him, and I tried to get in on 958 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,080 Speaker 1: the conversation because sometimes he'll read my text live on air, 959 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,880 Speaker 1: and I didn't write about that because he is entitled 960 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,080 Speaker 1: to that. I talk about dating all the time freely 961 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,200 Speaker 1: around him, so this is fine to hear. I also 962 00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,279 Speaker 1: don't think he's ever going to really end up in something. 963 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 1: That's what I have to convince myself of, even though 964 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,439 Speaker 1: I don't want to be with him and we're good, 965 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,520 Speaker 1: but I am going in tomorrow to UH to his 966 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,680 Speaker 1: state to be on air with them. I like, I 967 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,680 Speaker 1: was like, I'll come in tomorrow and I'm like, I 968 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:09,880 Speaker 1: will wear a bikini, like I'm already Like, it's just 969 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,400 Speaker 1: so ridiculous. How you know he's not gonna hear this. 970 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,279 Speaker 1: Please don't tell him if you know him. But like, 971 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,320 Speaker 1: it's stung. It always stings to see your ex. You 972 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,600 Speaker 1: like your ex mean everything I just I would have 973 00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,880 Speaker 1: done exactly the opposite of everything you just said. You 974 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,320 Speaker 1: protect yourself. You I'm really good about. I don't know 975 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: why I would. I'm not I really am not judging. 976 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,400 Speaker 1: I just don't know why you put yourself in this 977 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,040 Speaker 1: situation situation just because that's why I love hearing. Why 978 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,640 Speaker 1: do you read comments? No, I'm not saying I'm not 979 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,080 Speaker 1: saying that I don't do anything wrong, but I'm wondering, 980 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,880 Speaker 1: what's the difference between like reading comments on something that 981 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,760 Speaker 1: where you know you're gonna read something that hurt your feelings. 982 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,600 Speaker 1: Let's say, like the first thing is like, not to 983 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,279 Speaker 1: be rude, man, but and you keep reading. Why don't 984 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,359 Speaker 1: you stop reading? As in me turning off the radio 985 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,239 Speaker 1: at that point. No, but it's not just that, it's 986 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,839 Speaker 1: then going to next step of then reaching out to him, 987 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,719 Speaker 1: and then going to next step of going to see him, 988 00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,560 Speaker 1: and then the next step pulling on a show because 989 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,040 Speaker 1: I like the show and I want to I want 990 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,600 Speaker 1: to talk about from him though No, I I honestly 991 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,520 Speaker 1: it's not that I do. I do want him to 992 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,000 Speaker 1: remember how hot I was, for sure, I don't want to. 993 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,320 Speaker 1: I honestly don't want to date him. You know that, 994 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,480 Speaker 1: I know. But then why even put yourself And because 995 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,600 Speaker 1: I love that show and I was texting with them 996 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,040 Speaker 1: and I was like, I want to call in so 997 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,600 Speaker 1: bad because they were talking about dating and I recently, 998 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,560 Speaker 1: I don't think I've talked about on this ship. Don't 999 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,479 Speaker 1: you see how like Kim is like, I'm not letting 1000 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,280 Speaker 1: Kanye's decisions affect my decisions. It's not affecting my decision, 1001 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,680 Speaker 1: it's affecting your Yes, it is because then you reached 1002 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,200 Speaker 1: out to him, and then you get to go on St. 1003 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,520 Speaker 1: Louis Radio and promote my shows and have a funny 1004 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,319 Speaker 1: interaction with Make's boyfriend that's honest and real and it's 1005 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,120 Speaker 1: good radio, and it's going to be fun for me 1006 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,640 Speaker 1: because I actually I like flirting with my ex. It 1007 00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,279 Speaker 1: doesn't cause me pain. I really don't feel pain about it. 1008 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,080 Speaker 1: But you you you said it was like cutting. I 1009 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440 Speaker 1: mean I meant that as like, I'm not trying to 1010 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,320 Speaker 1: break down what you're doing or I'm not trying to 1011 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: judge you by any means, and I'm not trying to 1012 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,640 Speaker 1: protect you. I don't care what you do. If you're 1013 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,759 Speaker 1: having fun do whatever. I really am having fun. I 1014 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,400 Speaker 1: probably this will not lead to say for me, I 1015 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,719 Speaker 1: would do like to complete. I would like run from 1016 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,120 Speaker 1: any of that because it would hurt me too much. 1017 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,560 Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I did though on my 1018 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,400 Speaker 1: UM dating apps. I think I told you this on 1019 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,239 Speaker 1: Ryan and not Bumble because I don't think you can. 1020 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,360 Speaker 1: But yeah, on Ryan, did I say this on this 1021 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:22,600 Speaker 1: show on Rya? Noah, I said it to here for friends? UM, 1022 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,120 Speaker 1: I told you this, yeah, and you because here's my 1023 00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,719 Speaker 1: thing is like, I don't ever want to meet up 1024 00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:34,560 Speaker 1: with someone under the pretense of we might bang someday 1025 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,279 Speaker 1: or get married. I don't want that in the air. 1026 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,920 Speaker 1: I don't want that to be like are we on 1027 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,680 Speaker 1: a date. I don't want there to be romance. It 1028 00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,800 Speaker 1: makes me uncomfortable. It makes me feel out of control. 1029 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,920 Speaker 1: I know this is a control thing for me. I 1030 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,319 Speaker 1: changed mind to friends because I realized that any guy 1031 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,120 Speaker 1: who comes across me on Rya and it's like, oh 1032 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,759 Speaker 1: my god, I love this girl, or like maybe I 1033 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,560 Speaker 1: don't even know who this is, but wow, she's cute. 1034 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,920 Speaker 1: Oh she's just here for friends. The kind of guy 1035 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,120 Speaker 1: I would want would go, what is this friend thing? 1036 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna even though she says friends, what is she 1037 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,279 Speaker 1: She's there's something going on here. Either she's like seeing 1038 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,359 Speaker 1: a guy that doesn't really care about Like I would 1039 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,600 Speaker 1: take that as like a challenge and I hope that 1040 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,200 Speaker 1: any guy, and maybe it's will turn off a guy 1041 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,120 Speaker 1: and he's not gonna come through. That's not the right 1042 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,640 Speaker 1: guy for me. I like a guy who's gonna go, Okay, 1043 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,239 Speaker 1: I'll be friends with this girl, and then when we 1044 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,680 Speaker 1: start as friends, and then I get to decide when 1045 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,960 Speaker 1: it gets sexual and I get to and not by 1046 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,400 Speaker 1: being like, hey, now we're sexual. You know, I suddenly 1047 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:36,120 Speaker 1: like touch his arm, lingering eye contact, letting him know 1048 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,920 Speaker 1: that like, okay, we've turned to the this isn't just friends. 1049 00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,280 Speaker 1: But I always always wanted to start as friends, because 1050 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,239 Speaker 1: it does not work for me to go on a 1051 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,520 Speaker 1: date with someone that I don't know and have it 1052 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,960 Speaker 1: already be like, but then even if okay, I think 1053 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,520 Speaker 1: you're done, you're you're probably like you're getting quality over 1054 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,120 Speaker 1: quantity at that point, because you're getting someone that, oh 1055 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,000 Speaker 1: it's friendship, let's get you know, but the overall goal 1056 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,440 Speaker 1: for that guy, even if you know that, okay, I'll 1057 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,920 Speaker 1: start as friends, that doesn't matter. Even if you know, 1058 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,640 Speaker 1: like he's not pretending to be friends, but I know 1059 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,520 Speaker 1: that he would, he would start up, that he would 1060 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,759 Speaker 1: start out there. Yeah, and it so is that like 1061 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,400 Speaker 1: guess what I want to be friends with my exes. 1062 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,880 Speaker 1: So if we don't end up working out, like if 1063 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:23,440 Speaker 1: your goal for us to be together, guy who's agreeing 1064 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,440 Speaker 1: to be my friend on Riya, and then maybe go 1065 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,759 Speaker 1: out and get a coffee if you if we get 1066 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,040 Speaker 1: together and then we break up and aren't together anymore, 1067 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,439 Speaker 1: I hope we can still be friends. So I hope 1068 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,239 Speaker 1: that there's friendship there to begin with. Every guy that 1069 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:41,759 Speaker 1: I've ever pursued has started off totally platonically um and 1070 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,200 Speaker 1: and I've known from the get go, like there's been 1071 00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,920 Speaker 1: an energy, like I know right away. That's the thing is, 1072 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,359 Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever been There's only been one 1073 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,080 Speaker 1: guy who we all know who came after me very hard, 1074 00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,560 Speaker 1: and I wasn't interested in him at first, but then 1075 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,879 Speaker 1: he pursued me so hard and was so impressive that's 1076 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,919 Speaker 1: ended up blanking him. But it never ever happens where 1077 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,279 Speaker 1: I don't know right away, so I at least have 1078 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,400 Speaker 1: an inkling. My only thing was with If I was 1079 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,840 Speaker 1: to say, you know, I'm just here for friendships in 1080 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,040 Speaker 1: a way, I would feel like I'm kind of protecting 1081 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:18,359 Speaker 1: myself of not getting rejected, because then I could go Oh, 1082 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,600 Speaker 1: they don't swipe right on me because I put friendship, 1083 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,399 Speaker 1: not because of my looks or picture whatever. I'm not saying. 1084 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:31,040 Speaker 1: I've been so many times I've swiped because on Ryan 1085 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,239 Speaker 1: they give you the same people over and over, and 1086 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,080 Speaker 1: you know that those people have seen you too, and 1087 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't match with them constantly, so I'm constantly feeling rejected. 1088 00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,400 Speaker 1: It's nothing it literally, I know it looks like that. 1089 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,239 Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with that because I get 1090 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,320 Speaker 1: rejected all the time. People don't realize this. I shoot 1091 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,680 Speaker 1: my shot a lot, I would say a lot for 1092 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,080 Speaker 1: a girl that's and people always go, Nick, you could 1093 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,120 Speaker 1: have whoever you want. I get rejected so much and 1094 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,719 Speaker 1: friend zoned and kind of like pushed off more than 1095 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,719 Speaker 1: you think. So it's not fear of being rejected at all. 1096 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,240 Speaker 1: It is actually just sorting out the men who actually 1097 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,759 Speaker 1: are like, oh, this is a challenge. She's not going 1098 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,600 Speaker 1: to I have to be friends with her first and 1099 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,400 Speaker 1: then she'll maybe warm up to me. Yeah, that's that's 1100 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,560 Speaker 1: the way. I'm really scared of intimacy, and that's how 1101 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,640 Speaker 1: I have to start. What's what's our next story? Oh? 1102 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:24,640 Speaker 1: Sports Gears Andrew's weekly sports moment. Oh yeah, oh boy, 1103 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:32,520 Speaker 1: you're you're excited. Cincinnati Red star Joey Votto? Wait, we 1104 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:36,040 Speaker 1: we saw the Cincinnati Reads in the dugout? Yes, we 1105 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,279 Speaker 1: were there last Do we know this guy Joey Votto 1106 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,880 Speaker 1: was not there because he was hurt. But this is 1107 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,719 Speaker 1: where it comes to us. Is he called St. Louis 1108 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:50,319 Speaker 1: Cardinals fans shit talking motherfucker's and which kind of great. 1109 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,000 Speaker 1: I wish do we have the SoundBite of this because 1110 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,879 Speaker 1: he's on like NBC, like he's on regular like TV, 1111 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,800 Speaker 1: like not should Votto even in maybe injured in the 1112 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,120 Speaker 1: dugout when we were there? Why did he hear us? 1113 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,200 Speaker 1: We weren't talking and also the crowd doesn't really I 1114 00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,359 Speaker 1: mean we were thinking about, oh my god. Last night 1115 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,240 Speaker 1: we were at the game and I it was so quiet, 1116 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,279 Speaker 1: and I was telling Tim we're catching up, and I 1117 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,520 Speaker 1: was telling I was telling Greg about my my life 1118 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,520 Speaker 1: and sentering all these details. And I'm like the person 1119 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,680 Speaker 1: behind me could easily hear, because two seconds later, the 1120 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,799 Speaker 1: woman behind me goes, do you hear how much Chris 1121 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,640 Speaker 1: Harrison got for that Bachelor Deals? And I go I 1122 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,319 Speaker 1: turned around and go, how much did he get? Because 1123 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,520 Speaker 1: we had talked about Chris Harrison is no longer the 1124 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,240 Speaker 1: host of Bachelor. I didn't know he got a settlement 1125 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:41,359 Speaker 1: to leave fifty million dollars, which is not what Chris 1126 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,080 Speaker 1: Harrison wants. By the way, I don't think that guy 1127 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,799 Speaker 1: wants money anymore because he has it. That guy wanted 1128 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,239 Speaker 1: to be on TV. He is not happy, doesn't want 1129 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,840 Speaker 1: his reputation to be ruined. But still fifty million dollars. 1130 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:56,320 Speaker 1: That helps to sleep on that. When Harry met Sally 1131 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,680 Speaker 1: and it makes me think of that when they were 1132 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,400 Speaker 1: arguing while doing the Wave, right, Yeah, the Wave was 1133 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,759 Speaker 1: happening last night and just telling a sad story and 1134 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,279 Speaker 1: like still having to get out of your seat. That 1135 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,960 Speaker 1: was a great scene. So what did Joey vos when 1136 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,719 Speaker 1: when the Reds played the Cardinals last time that the 1137 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,319 Speaker 1: Cardinals swept him the first last season and so well 1138 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,160 Speaker 1: earlier this season and they brought a broom and you know, 1139 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:26,319 Speaker 1: sweep that ship like they were talking mad ship. So then, yeah, 1140 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,200 Speaker 1: listen to him. It's kind of hot, actually, I think, 1141 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,680 Speaker 1: especially hard to win four games in a row on 1142 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,239 Speaker 1: the road, and uh, I don't know, I think I 1143 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,759 Speaker 1: read the last time we did that was they won 1144 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:44,440 Speaker 1: four games. Talking about in St. Louis, that was you 1145 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,520 Speaker 1: talking about the Bachelor. Kind of nice to go on 1146 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,799 Speaker 1: their road. Uh okay, So he's saying, like coming back 1147 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,640 Speaker 1: now because last week the Reds the first time, the 1148 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,319 Speaker 1: first time they came through this season, they got by 1149 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,200 Speaker 1: by the Cardinals. This time, the Reds swept the Cardinals 1150 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,960 Speaker 1: big time. Right, Um, And we went to the game 1151 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,319 Speaker 1: last night to play they played the Indians and uh, 1152 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,719 Speaker 1: the Cardinals came back and had a great game and 1153 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,880 Speaker 1: it was like this, like, oh good, they're not as 1154 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,879 Speaker 1: bad as we thought when they were playing the Reds. Um. 1155 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,640 Speaker 1: I love that because you know, I'm sure they did 1156 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,440 Speaker 1: get a lot of ship talk and Cards fans are. 1157 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,719 Speaker 1: That's what I love about St. Louis is that people 1158 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,239 Speaker 1: love the Cardinals. There dorks about it. Everyone in the 1159 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,720 Speaker 1: stadium as a goddamn dork, wearing like their red stuff 1160 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,600 Speaker 1: and eating trashy food and like just you look around 1161 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,680 Speaker 1: you go, And I'm saying that with love. I'm a 1162 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,719 Speaker 1: dork too, But like St. Louis, there's no one looked 1163 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,040 Speaker 1: cool at the game. Everyone just looks like like they're 1164 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,000 Speaker 1: just enjoying this thing that is just really dorky and 1165 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,200 Speaker 1: so uh. I didn't feel people were being loud enough 1166 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:49,879 Speaker 1: where if I go yeah, joey, ut, i'd feel weird. Yeah. 1167 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,040 Speaker 1: It was like a service. Yeah, it was like a 1168 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,040 Speaker 1: memorial s. Have you ever been to a tennis match? 1169 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:58,879 Speaker 1: It's the fucking worst. Oh, it's so quiet. If I go, hey, Nikki, Hey, 1170 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,480 Speaker 1: what's what did Chris Harrison? What Garrison? They go shot 1171 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,239 Speaker 1: trying to choke a bit. It's trying to serve choc 1172 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,800 Speaker 1: a bitch. Golf too. I always hear baba boollys you 1173 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,560 Speaker 1: know in the swing. Yeah, yeah you can't. Yeah, I 1174 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:18,800 Speaker 1: like a quiet like a Tiger Woods after he got caught, 1175 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,760 Speaker 1: you know, cheating and everything, like what did your buddy? 1176 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,560 Speaker 1: He yelled wild Tigers in like his back swing, like hey, 1177 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,040 Speaker 1: let's go to Rachel's later, which is a oh and 1178 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:32,320 Speaker 1: it's think of that. Yeah, but it's also like a 1179 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,440 Speaker 1: big strip club, and Tiger gave him a look like 1180 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,680 Speaker 1: I would fucking rip your head off. It reminds me 1181 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,360 Speaker 1: of when my dad was in Los Angeles in nineteen 1182 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:48,040 Speaker 1: sixties seven, I believe sixty later sixties. He was a kid. Still, 1183 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,680 Speaker 1: my dad must have been, you know, thirteen He's in 1184 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:54,680 Speaker 1: the back of a car driving around with his older 1185 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,840 Speaker 1: cousins and they're on Sunset Boulevard and they pull up 1186 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:04,800 Speaker 1: and they see Elvis l Elvis driving CONVERTI. They pull 1187 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,600 Speaker 1: up and my dad is a little kid. I think 1188 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,720 Speaker 1: this might have been like sixty five, maybe after like 1189 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,960 Speaker 1: just the beat so my dad was probably ten or eleven. 1190 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,040 Speaker 1: The Beatles had just arrived on the scene. Elvis is 1191 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:19,120 Speaker 1: kind of like becoming more like, you know, fat and yeah, 1192 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,480 Speaker 1: pain killer Elvis and the Beatles are now like replacing him, right, 1193 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,360 Speaker 1: And my dad's a huge Beatles fan. As a eleven 1194 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,880 Speaker 1: year old kid, He's in the backseat of this car 1195 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,320 Speaker 1: trying to like show off for his cousins. They see Elvis, 1196 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,000 Speaker 1: they pull up to Elvis. He locks eyes with Elvis 1197 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,720 Speaker 1: and he goes Elvis stinks, he said, stinks. Elvis stinks, 1198 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,760 Speaker 1: or my dad, my little pip squeak. Eleven year old 1199 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:43,520 Speaker 1: dad said, Elvis stinks. I know my dad's voice. He said, babe. 1200 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,840 Speaker 1: He said he told his cousin to like, hold on, 1201 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,160 Speaker 1: don't go through this red light yet, babe, because that's 1202 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,000 Speaker 1: what we say to our family members. And he said, 1203 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,840 Speaker 1: look at him. He said that the look Elvis shot 1204 00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 1: him was of such disdain and sadness, and like that 1205 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,960 Speaker 1: my dad felt so bad. Punk when you're a kid 1206 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,080 Speaker 1: and you do something and you go that was too much. 1207 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,000 Speaker 1: Like when I grabbed that girl's butt on a trip 1208 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,480 Speaker 1: trying to make my cousin laugh, I like sexually harassed 1209 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,520 Speaker 1: another girl when I was a little girl, accidentally because 1210 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,200 Speaker 1: I was trying to make my cousin laugh, and I 1211 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,520 Speaker 1: honked her button said honking in front of my whole family, 1212 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,160 Speaker 1: and I was the pariah, like i'd apologize to her, 1213 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,600 Speaker 1: which I should have. I mean, it was definitely this 1214 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,120 Speaker 1: poor girl was like I just got my butt honked 1215 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,720 Speaker 1: by this little bitch that's trying to make her cousin 1216 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,840 Speaker 1: j D laugh, which he did laugh. It was hilarious, 1217 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,520 Speaker 1: but not okay. And um, just those moments where you 1218 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,400 Speaker 1: pants pants to kid in front of like the whole class. 1219 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,280 Speaker 1: And he was on a pool up bar. Remember when 1220 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,480 Speaker 1: you pant someone and it's a good pantsing, you don't 1221 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,520 Speaker 1: get the underwear too, although it is way funnier. I 1222 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,000 Speaker 1: got the well, he wasn't wearing underwear, and I think 1223 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,160 Speaker 1: I might have noticed. I don't know, I don't know 1224 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,200 Speaker 1: what that said about we were all evil and he 1225 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,640 Speaker 1: got stuck doing the pull up and he froze, so 1226 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,240 Speaker 1: he just naked hang best sending the evil things they 1227 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,919 Speaker 1: did that they look back and they cringe so hard 1228 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,920 Speaker 1: because I've just been able to the most I ever did, 1229 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,360 Speaker 1: and I really got a real quick I put it. 1230 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,160 Speaker 1: I rolled a skateboarder in front of a kid that 1231 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,520 Speaker 1: went to hit a ramp on his BMX, and he 1232 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,240 Speaker 1: did it like a double flip before hitting the ramp. 1233 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,000 Speaker 1: And that was the worst thing I've ever done. I mean, 1234 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,880 Speaker 1: sending your evil things. Let's get into listener mail. These 1235 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,240 Speaker 1: are emails and voice memos and d m s that 1236 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,520 Speaker 1: you send into us via Nicki Glazer pot on Instagram 1237 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,440 Speaker 1: or the Nicki Glazer Podcast at gmail dot com, or 1238 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,560 Speaker 1: through the link to leave us a voice memo in 1239 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,080 Speaker 1: our Instagram bio. Uh noah, what do we have today? 1240 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,400 Speaker 1: What are we starting off with? All right, let's start 1241 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,920 Speaker 1: off with an email that we got from Abe oh 1242 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,360 Speaker 1: abe Okay, So he wrote in about a song lyric 1243 01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:51,120 Speaker 1: that changed his life. The song is first Day of 1244 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,520 Speaker 1: My Life by Bright Eyes. The part that got me 1245 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,640 Speaker 1: was the lyric towards the end I'd rather be working 1246 01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,480 Speaker 1: for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery. When 1247 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,440 Speaker 1: I first heard that line, I really opened up the 1248 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,400 Speaker 1: way I viewed relationships. I've had some long term things, 1249 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,720 Speaker 1: but like Nikki, I always felt my partners were not 1250 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,160 Speaker 1: good enough and there's probably somebody better right around the corner. 1251 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,600 Speaker 1: But after five years of dating Randos and listening to 1252 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,720 Speaker 1: that song, I had a complete shift in the way 1253 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,440 Speaker 1: I view relationships. Some people wait to win the lottery, 1254 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,520 Speaker 1: Others take what they have and work with it. Now 1255 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,000 Speaker 1: I'm happily married to an old girlfriend I had years ago. 1256 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,080 Speaker 1: We built upon our foundation, and now I honestly can't 1257 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,160 Speaker 1: see myself with anybody else. Holy shit. Abe. First of all, 1258 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,160 Speaker 1: this song. If you guys don't know this song, this 1259 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,320 Speaker 1: is the first day of my life. I swear I 1260 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,360 Speaker 1: was blind before I met you. And then the lyric 1261 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,680 Speaker 1: he is talking about goes and I'd rather be working 1262 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,720 Speaker 1: for a paycheck than then waiting to win the lottery. 1263 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,520 Speaker 1: Mmmmmmmmmm it's so good. I've never thought about the lyric, 1264 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,480 Speaker 1: that lyric this way, this song. I have a whole 1265 01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:00,040 Speaker 1: story for myself to to share about it. It's so 1266 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,840 Speaker 1: fucking weird. That you picked the song, abe, but I 1267 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,920 Speaker 1: think you're so right. I've been waiting to win the lottery, 1268 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,560 Speaker 1: and honestly, I feel like a very lucky person in 1269 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,400 Speaker 1: terms of my career and being able to be on 1270 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,400 Speaker 1: a show called f Boy Island that I only could 1271 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,120 Speaker 1: have dreamed of being asked to do, and they asked me. 1272 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,600 Speaker 1: I didn't have to ask them, which was just like, 1273 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,680 Speaker 1: it's kind of like, you know, taking a different route 1274 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,440 Speaker 1: home than you usually do and then bumping into the 1275 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,280 Speaker 1: love of your life. As how this show came into 1276 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,800 Speaker 1: my my life. So I'm gonna keep waiting to win 1277 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,440 Speaker 1: the lottery in terms of meeting a guy and realize 1278 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,800 Speaker 1: that it is so much about luck, but that if 1279 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:39,400 Speaker 1: it doesn't happen eventually, I will totally be willing too, 1280 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,120 Speaker 1: because even if you would do in the lottery, by 1281 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,400 Speaker 1: the way, takes a lot of work to keep your 1282 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,840 Speaker 1: family away to make sure you can manage your money. 1283 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,440 Speaker 1: People that when the lottery end up killing themselves a 1284 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,440 Speaker 1: lot of times. So um, but I love this. I 1285 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,960 Speaker 1: love that that quote made you look at your life 1286 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,280 Speaker 1: differently and go, hey, this girl that I'm seeing. Although 1287 01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,920 Speaker 1: I think about the future and I go maybe the 1288 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,240 Speaker 1: this isn't she's not wife material, it's not what I 1289 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:06,320 Speaker 1: envisioned for myself, going, well, what am I doing with 1290 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,400 Speaker 1: her in the first place? Obviously there's something there. Why 1291 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,960 Speaker 1: don't I just keep at it and if it doesn't 1292 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,240 Speaker 1: turn into what I want, I can leave and maybe, 1293 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,480 Speaker 1: as I've seen with so many things in my life, 1294 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,480 Speaker 1: it will turn into something great that is beyond my 1295 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,520 Speaker 1: wildest dreams. Because I have never been able to predict 1296 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,840 Speaker 1: anything in my life, So why am I pretending like 1297 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,760 Speaker 1: I can predict this? Yeah, and you're working by working, 1298 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,480 Speaker 1: you know, for a paycheck. You worked for a paycheck 1299 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,760 Speaker 1: to get the Fway Island, which looks seems like a 1300 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,920 Speaker 1: lottery almost to you. But I did the work, but 1301 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,840 Speaker 1: you did the work. So if you work on yourself 1302 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,000 Speaker 1: outside of a relationship, so when the right guy does 1303 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,840 Speaker 1: come and it feels like the lottery because he came 1304 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,280 Speaker 1: out of nowhere, No, it's because you worked on your 1305 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,120 Speaker 1: ship and you're ready for someone, just like you were 1306 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,960 Speaker 1: ready for f Wway Island. Can I just share what 1307 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,240 Speaker 1: I did? This song makes me cringe so hard, and 1308 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,200 Speaker 1: it's like so funny and ironic that this song is 1309 01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:00,320 Speaker 1: being brought up on the heels of revealing, like, Okay, 1310 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,840 Speaker 1: the thing I did that girls, But this is all 1311 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,960 Speaker 1: those two stories are the only these are the only 1312 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,200 Speaker 1: two things that I literally maybe there's one or two 1313 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,400 Speaker 1: more that I have a very uncomfortable I'm uncomfortable even 1314 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,600 Speaker 1: sharing them. And I'm a little bit removed from this 1315 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,360 Speaker 1: one enough that I can't'm picking up my skin because 1316 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,720 Speaker 1: it's making me nervous. Okay. When I fell in love 1317 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:22,040 Speaker 1: with Petelee in the summer, in the spring of two 1318 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,920 Speaker 1: thousand six, my first love, my first orgasm. I met 1319 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,760 Speaker 1: him he was doing a guest spot on a ship. 1320 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,160 Speaker 1: I was doing a guest on our show where he 1321 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,760 Speaker 1: was the feature act Harlan Williams was headlining. That has 1322 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,800 Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything. I was doing a guest 1323 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,960 Speaker 1: but we had love at first sight. I had never 1324 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,680 Speaker 1: felt it before. He was eating a salad. I walked 1325 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,280 Speaker 1: into the green room and he literally like has he 1326 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,040 Speaker 1: stopped chewing because we were just like Hi. We had 1327 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,560 Speaker 1: a romantic weekend. We fell in love, um I had 1328 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,720 Speaker 1: We hung out for four days straight. I didn't sleep 1329 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,120 Speaker 1: with them. And then he had to go to a 1330 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,120 Speaker 1: college in Iowa. I was in Kansas, and he had 1331 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,360 Speaker 1: to fly him to New York the next day. And 1332 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,439 Speaker 1: I convince him. I said, if you change your flight 1333 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,200 Speaker 1: and or if you drive back tonight after the college 1334 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,840 Speaker 1: instead of to Moorrow morning to get your flight, if 1335 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,160 Speaker 1: you come visit me and Lawrence, I'll have sex with you. 1336 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,040 Speaker 1: So he drove through the night we met in the rain, 1337 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,000 Speaker 1: we had sex. I had my first orgasm. I was 1338 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:15,040 Speaker 1: so deeply in love with this guy and I we 1339 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,520 Speaker 1: were both so emotional that I was like, I want 1340 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,479 Speaker 1: to play this song. And I played him this song, 1341 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,480 Speaker 1: and I remember holding each other's faces, like staring into 1342 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,040 Speaker 1: it and like crying because we were so in love. 1343 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,560 Speaker 1: And we had to say goodbye, and he was gonna 1344 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,240 Speaker 1: have to go break up with his girlfriend to like 1345 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,960 Speaker 1: be with me forever, which he never did. And then 1346 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:34,560 Speaker 1: I didn't talk to him for ten years because I 1347 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,439 Speaker 1: was so sad. And then ten years later we're really 1348 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,280 Speaker 1: best friends and his Specials coming out, and I'm doing 1349 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,320 Speaker 1: an interview with him on Vulture coming up. And if 1350 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,280 Speaker 1: you want to hear the whole peat Lee story, if 1351 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,280 Speaker 1: you haven't heard it, it's on our YouTube. You can 1352 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,480 Speaker 1: just type a Nikki Lazer and Pete Lee and it's 1353 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,840 Speaker 1: on our you Up my old radio show. We did 1354 01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,520 Speaker 1: a whole we covered it all. It's an epic tale 1355 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,320 Speaker 1: now when you play a song. And I played it 1356 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,480 Speaker 1: for him and it was like, this is the first 1357 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,440 Speaker 1: day of my life. And then I was so heartbroken. 1358 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,600 Speaker 1: So we both like shared it was agree you. Yeah, 1359 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,640 Speaker 1: we listened the whole thing and I was like, this 1360 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,160 Speaker 1: just makes me think of you. I've been listening to 1361 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,800 Speaker 1: it ever since you left for that college gig. You 1362 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,400 Speaker 1: drove back in the middle of the night. Remember the 1363 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,160 Speaker 1: time you drove all night just to meet just to 1364 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,880 Speaker 1: meet me. In the morning, I stood out in the rain. 1365 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:18,120 Speaker 1: Suddenly everything changed. There's spreading blankets on the beach, yours 1366 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,080 Speaker 1: with the first face that I saw. I mean, it's 1367 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,160 Speaker 1: such a good song, but it was such It was 1368 01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,880 Speaker 1: one of my favorite songs up to that point. And 1369 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,960 Speaker 1: finally I had someone to put it on and I 1370 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,640 Speaker 1: was like, share it with and it was such a 1371 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,800 Speaker 1: beautiful moment. And then he went back to New York, 1372 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,840 Speaker 1: never broke up with his girlfriend. I hated him with 1373 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:36,040 Speaker 1: the passion of a thousand sons, and then that song. 1374 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,840 Speaker 1: Every time he came on, I was so embarrassed that 1375 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,720 Speaker 1: I had given him that and shared that moment with 1376 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,280 Speaker 1: someone who could not love me and do what he 1377 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,760 Speaker 1: and and and not that it was like I couldn't 1378 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:49,560 Speaker 1: listen to that song for twelve years and it would 1379 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,440 Speaker 1: make me cringe so much because it'd never been so 1380 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,000 Speaker 1: vulnerable to like share a love song and look deeply 1381 01:06:54,040 --> 01:07:00,280 Speaker 1: into someone's hot voice memo, let's get to it. This 1382 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:06,280 Speaker 1: is from uh. This voice message is from Martie. Marnie, Hey, 1383 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,440 Speaker 1: Nikki and Andrew. My name is Marnie. UM. I love 1384 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,640 Speaker 1: your podcast. I've been listening for a very long time. 1385 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:15,960 Speaker 1: I think I've listened to all of your US and 1386 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,040 Speaker 1: I even listen to Puddles. UM. I wanted to know 1387 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,360 Speaker 1: or see if you guys could help me think of 1388 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:27,080 Speaker 1: a word for something. I want to invent a word, 1389 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,680 Speaker 1: um for the feeling of anxiety. But it has to 1390 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,400 Speaker 1: be like a noun and you have to say the 1391 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:39,400 Speaker 1: before it. So like if you are scared, you get 1392 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:45,200 Speaker 1: the he b gbs being scared, or another one would 1393 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:50,080 Speaker 1: be if you are like if you're a horny and 1394 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,680 Speaker 1: you're a woman, you get the vapors. Oh yeah, like 1395 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:58,040 Speaker 1: you can get you Willie's if you're grossed out. So 1396 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:03,200 Speaker 1: what Oh that's a good Marny anxiety. Yeah, I need 1397 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,000 Speaker 1: a word, thanks, guys, I love you, Okay, anxiety, I 1398 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:09,360 Speaker 1: get the the what do you want to do when 1399 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,760 Speaker 1: you have anxiety? You want to? You want to go 1400 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,360 Speaker 1: under the covers, you want to be you want to 1401 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,519 Speaker 1: you get the like the thing about an anxious moment. 1402 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,240 Speaker 1: What was the last anxious moment you had where you 1403 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,360 Speaker 1: were really felt anxious? You're like three minutes ago when 1404 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,879 Speaker 1: you wouldn't stop talking. Yeah, I had the scary waries 1405 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,639 Speaker 1: or the wary scary like something you have rhymes is fine? 1406 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,200 Speaker 1: I kind of like here, I don't want to do 1407 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:34,679 Speaker 1: scary because because that's another thing. Yeah, um shit, it's hard. 1408 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,040 Speaker 1: I mean, really, well, what are you thinking? I like 1409 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,680 Speaker 1: Marnie's name because when my sister and I went on 1410 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:44,120 Speaker 1: a family ski trip in like Colorado when we were young, 1411 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,320 Speaker 1: we stayed at a condo and the real estate agent 1412 01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:50,560 Speaker 1: was named Marnie Schloppy and we just couldn't believe that 1413 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:54,040 Speaker 1: someone's name. And I was thinking of the Schloppies. Love 1414 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:58,800 Speaker 1: it because schloppy, Marnie Schloppy, that's all you want when 1415 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:02,240 Speaker 1: you have anxiety Marny Sloppy, because Marnie is the one 1416 01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:05,599 Speaker 1: that posed this question. We're calling in Martie a realtor 1417 01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,760 Speaker 1: in Colorado or maybe Utah. I think it might have 1418 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:13,759 Speaker 1: been Park City, Utah or Colorado. Veil Um. Marnie Schloppy 1419 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,640 Speaker 1: was the realtor, so we're calling um. When you feel anxiety, 1420 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,080 Speaker 1: you're about to send a text to someone, so the 1421 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,160 Speaker 1: dots are coming up on a text. You got an 1422 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,559 Speaker 1: email from your boss that you're opening. Oh, I've got 1423 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:28,759 Speaker 1: the Sloppy's Thank you and I hope you are Marnie Sloppy, 1424 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,320 Speaker 1: although you sound too young to be a woman that 1425 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,920 Speaker 1: was selling. It was like s h l o p 1426 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:37,680 Speaker 1: y Marty spy. How did that work so perfect? I 1427 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,559 Speaker 1: don't know why sloppy. I've never even heard that word before. 1428 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:43,000 Speaker 1: When it's it's the last name, and I know I've 1429 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,840 Speaker 1: never heard it either, but is it Marty Sloppy? Such 1430 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,960 Speaker 1: a funny name, and it sounds like what's when you 1431 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:49,760 Speaker 1: have like a bad car. It's like a geloppy yeah, 1432 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,720 Speaker 1: geloppy yeah, the Marty sloppy. Yeah. So if you if 1433 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,040 Speaker 1: you get nervous, we're gonna we use that now. Thank you, 1434 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,000 Speaker 1: Marnie I love that. I love coming up with new words. 1435 01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:03,559 Speaker 1: That was so I have notes. And now here's another 1436 01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:07,559 Speaker 1: voice memo from sloppy John. Okay, yeah, speaking of coming 1437 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:11,719 Speaker 1: up with words, here's one from John what he Andrew 1438 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,479 Speaker 1: and Nick or no Jukie as my friend and I 1439 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:20,080 Speaker 1: called my god both besties listening sence you up. I 1440 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,640 Speaker 1: just had a potential moment. I wanted to run that. 1441 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:27,639 Speaker 1: You guys a scientist, but it happened to me twice 1442 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:31,680 Speaker 1: on the same camping trip. And I'm curious. So you know, 1443 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:35,400 Speaker 1: when you're talking about some maybe weird or obscure topic 1444 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:39,880 Speaker 1: and a third person walks in and then they're like, oh, 1445 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,280 Speaker 1: this is a weird moment for me to walk into 1446 01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:47,280 Speaker 1: this conversation along those lines some variation of that, and 1447 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:50,680 Speaker 1: then everyone gives a laugh, and it's like everything has 1448 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,960 Speaker 1: to kind of like sit in that moment, got John, 1449 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:55,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's happening to me like seven thou 1450 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,639 Speaker 1: times and you get the slopping. Like as a society 1451 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:03,920 Speaker 1: we can fun those stop it. Yes, John, Yes, First 1452 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:09,320 Speaker 1: of all, John Druki is so funny, Noah Andrew Nikki 1453 01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:12,800 Speaker 1: at the end, No dru Ki is so good. Thank 1454 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,320 Speaker 1: you so much. John. He hit a point that I 1455 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,800 Speaker 1: don't know why that hit me so hard, because because 1456 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:21,640 Speaker 1: how many times I'm gonna have like a weird conversation 1457 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:24,000 Speaker 1: and it's the best conversation. No one wants to talk 1458 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,560 Speaker 1: about boring ship, and then the boring person happens to 1459 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:35,280 Speaker 1: me constantly awkward when someone goes awkward, you know, just everyone, 1460 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,560 Speaker 1: let's get on the same page that we like to 1461 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,559 Speaker 1: talk about real ship. Real conversations are so much more 1462 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,960 Speaker 1: interesting than talking about vapid, shallow stuff about the weather, 1463 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,320 Speaker 1: about just like what you're gonna wear to a thing 1464 01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:51,799 Speaker 1: like that. Those conversations can still happen. But if someone's 1465 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,560 Speaker 1: in the middle of revealing something about themselves and it 1466 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:58,320 Speaker 1: makes you uncomfortable, just shut up, like, just try to 1467 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,839 Speaker 1: realize that that's you and it's not them, and and honestly, 1468 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,799 Speaker 1: these are just people that are just trying to handle 1469 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,519 Speaker 1: of a situation that makes them feel a bit sloppy inside. 1470 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,760 Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I'm sure you're walking into something where 1471 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,680 Speaker 1: guys like and then my my mom was just like 1472 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:16,600 Speaker 1: an alcoholic and they go, Okay, should I not join? Um? Actually, no, 1473 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,880 Speaker 1: you shouldn't, because you just put us like a hiccup 1474 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,559 Speaker 1: in here, and now we have to put a bookmark 1475 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,280 Speaker 1: in the story and like address that you're uncomfortable and 1476 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,840 Speaker 1: make you feel safe. Yeah, and then you got to 1477 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,560 Speaker 1: start the story. It's like, oh, do I have to 1478 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,800 Speaker 1: start the story for you at the top? Do you 1479 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,800 Speaker 1: know what I mean? I am such an oversharer and 1480 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:37,200 Speaker 1: someone who has these conversations with legit people I meet 1481 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:40,120 Speaker 1: in the elevator where I revealed too much, and you know, 1482 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,599 Speaker 1: there's something about over sharing that I'm trying to pull back. 1483 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,080 Speaker 1: And I've been actually really good about keeping some things 1484 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,920 Speaker 1: in my life private that I'm dying to share with someone. 1485 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,280 Speaker 1: There's something going on right now with me that I 1486 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,400 Speaker 1: haven't told literally a single soul in my life that 1487 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,320 Speaker 1: I have to very soon just for safety precautions. So 1488 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,599 Speaker 1: I'm going to bring Andrew into it, or maybe Noah, 1489 01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:01,120 Speaker 1: maybe both of you. Ye'll bring it both in, but 1490 01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:03,800 Speaker 1: I'll bring in my fans when I'm ready to talk 1491 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,600 Speaker 1: about it. It's nothing. I'm not dying, but we're all dying. No, No, 1492 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,559 Speaker 1: it's good. But it's just like something that I there's 1493 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,160 Speaker 1: there's things that I learned, like I need to keep 1494 01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,840 Speaker 1: this private because I'm a thirty seven year old woman 1495 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:18,000 Speaker 1: and not everything and I would keep it private. Listen, 1496 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:19,599 Speaker 1: I'm not saying it on the radio show because I'm 1497 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,720 Speaker 1: not saying it to anyone, you know, But I have 1498 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,640 Speaker 1: this happened to me all the time where I am 1499 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:27,719 Speaker 1: talking about something that's like, people sometimes tell me about 1500 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,600 Speaker 1: their incest or that they were molested within minutes of 1501 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,960 Speaker 1: meeting me, and I haven't asked them about it. I 1502 01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:35,760 Speaker 1: just make people feel comfortable enough that they know I'm 1503 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,280 Speaker 1: not going to judge them, and I don't know what 1504 01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:39,400 Speaker 1: it is that I do, and sometimes I make people 1505 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,200 Speaker 1: feel very uncomfortable. This doesn't happen all the time, but 1506 01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,040 Speaker 1: I will say that people oftentimes reveal things to me 1507 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,320 Speaker 1: and they'll say, I don't know why I just told 1508 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,000 Speaker 1: you that I just met you. You have that happened 1509 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,320 Speaker 1: to you too, right, Yeah, ever since I was young. 1510 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is because you're not judgmental. 1511 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:55,559 Speaker 1: And that's the thing. It's like, if you project an 1512 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,200 Speaker 1: air of like, no matter what you tell me, I 1513 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:02,160 Speaker 1: will accept you and I will not be cruel to 1514 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,080 Speaker 1: you about it, which I have not created that air 1515 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,640 Speaker 1: with you because you have to walk onto eggshells with 1516 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:09,439 Speaker 1: me because sometimes I will take I will take something 1517 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:11,880 Speaker 1: you say and like not handle it that way. But 1518 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,479 Speaker 1: if you were just a stranger, I do accept you 1519 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,240 Speaker 1: for you, but I'm not good about it all the 1520 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:19,200 Speaker 1: time with you, and I know that, but I think 1521 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,960 Speaker 1: for other it's weird that I can't have that same 1522 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,640 Speaker 1: thing with my best friend, like where I don't have 1523 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:28,760 Speaker 1: all this judgment, but with strangers, I just because I 1524 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,240 Speaker 1: feel like we're so connected, I just think that you 1525 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,840 Speaker 1: were molested. I'm just kidding, but like the judgment on 1526 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,080 Speaker 1: me is the judgment on you. Know how you're hard 1527 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,960 Speaker 1: on yourself. You're very hard on yourself, So I think 1528 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,560 Speaker 1: you're hard on me because I'm almost like part of 1529 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:46,679 Speaker 1: you in a way because we're so connected that Yeah, 1530 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:50,080 Speaker 1: I mean like every time that I say anything mean 1531 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:51,840 Speaker 1: to you or make you feel less than it is 1532 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,840 Speaker 1: a no exception, always about me, That's what I'm saying. 1533 01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,360 Speaker 1: So it's like, so it's not even about it almost, 1534 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,040 Speaker 1: I've kind of learned that where it's like, but you 1535 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,679 Speaker 1: think I've gotten better about it because I have accepted 1536 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,160 Speaker 1: myself more, and so by that I think that it 1537 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:11,040 Speaker 1: probably I've accepted you more. Yeah, I think so. Yeah incident, 1538 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:14,600 Speaker 1: the Celsius drinks incident. I was able to get on 1539 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:18,160 Speaker 1: top of that within twenty minutes as opposed to a day. 1540 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,479 Speaker 1: But it doesn't even happen early in the morning. I'm 1541 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,679 Speaker 1: or like, I'm just like, I don't I don't even 1542 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,519 Speaker 1: like the other day with I don't want to bring 1543 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,760 Speaker 1: it up so stupid. I mean, you have to now, 1544 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,200 Speaker 1: it's so dumb. I'll know exactly what you're talking about. 1545 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:35,439 Speaker 1: You say the first word, Um, I'm guessing it was, 1546 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:40,360 Speaker 1: but you caught yourself, so I don't care. What was it? 1547 01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:44,280 Speaker 1: Tell me? I want to dryer. You go, and I 1548 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,400 Speaker 1: think it's like I think your dad did this to 1549 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,240 Speaker 1: you or something like, because you're not you're very easy 1550 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:52,680 Speaker 1: going about night. I think from the top to the 1551 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:54,680 Speaker 1: bottom of handle that while I go, hey, Andrew, just 1552 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,160 Speaker 1: so you know, because I put my clothes in the dryer, noah, okay, 1553 01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,599 Speaker 1: and I always clean out the thing. Do you always 1554 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,760 Speaker 1: do it before I put mine? In? Right? So this 1555 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:06,400 Speaker 1: is where we got caught up. So when I take 1556 01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:09,519 Speaker 1: my dryer clothes out, I don't clean the dryer lynch sheet, right, 1557 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,800 Speaker 1: But when I put dryer clothes in I cleaned it out, 1558 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,639 Speaker 1: so I see it and it is really brilliant. It's 1559 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,960 Speaker 1: like a huge sheet, very thick. And I thought Andrew 1560 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,320 Speaker 1: had done two loads, at least two loads of laundry 1561 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,559 Speaker 1: the day before. He had only done one. Okay, that's 1562 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,439 Speaker 1: important to know, So I I go, hey, Andrew, just 1563 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,679 Speaker 1: soon you know, and you've done multiple at this point? 1564 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,120 Speaker 1: Was before that? Yeah, but I always clean it out 1565 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,519 Speaker 1: before I put it in the dryer. It's just like 1566 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:34,960 Speaker 1: a a habit because I know that when you don't 1567 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,800 Speaker 1: clean it out, your clothes don't dry as well. So 1568 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,920 Speaker 1: I just was trying to tell you, like, when you're 1569 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:40,960 Speaker 1: doing two loads, you definitely want to clean out the 1570 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:43,200 Speaker 1: first one before you put in the second one. So 1571 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,200 Speaker 1: but I I wasn't mad that I was cleaning it 1572 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,920 Speaker 1: out and it wasn't cleaned out yet, because I don't 1573 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:48,720 Speaker 1: clean mine out when I get myself out. So but 1574 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,200 Speaker 1: I was just saying it was so big that I 1575 01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,840 Speaker 1: thought you had done multiple loads with it building up, 1576 01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:55,879 Speaker 1: And that's why I was letting you know, like in between, 1577 01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:58,400 Speaker 1: you've got to clean it and then and then I 1578 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,880 Speaker 1: and then he goes, oh, yeah, he said something about 1579 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,800 Speaker 1: doing one load I go, oh, that was from one load. 1580 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,720 Speaker 1: Never minds then, because that you were fined to leave it, 1581 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,040 Speaker 1: but it was It's been brought up in the past. 1582 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,960 Speaker 1: There's just like it's just interesting to me because there's 1583 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,840 Speaker 1: only like a couple of things that you ever, like 1584 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,559 Speaker 1: recycling and the dryer, Like you don't really pick apart things. 1585 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,040 Speaker 1: I just want your clothes to be dry faster. And 1586 01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:21,840 Speaker 1: it's just a thing that you didn't know because you 1587 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,519 Speaker 1: never did your laundry, I know. But for me, I 1588 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:27,400 Speaker 1: get and I really do, like I I try to 1589 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:31,080 Speaker 1: like like breathe it because like for me, I get 1590 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,280 Speaker 1: like upset sometimes because I go, well, she left her 1591 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:36,840 Speaker 1: clothes in the dryer and washer when she left for 1592 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:42,040 Speaker 1: a week, and like multiple times. But but I'm managing. 1593 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,400 Speaker 1: I know, I'm mad at myself for not calling out 1594 01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:50,440 Speaker 1: certain things that might irritate me, and then get irritated 1595 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,519 Speaker 1: when you call and then aren't even that big. I 1596 01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,240 Speaker 1: shouldn't even get offended by these things either. And I 1597 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,720 Speaker 1: was just saying it because literally because I thought you 1598 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,559 Speaker 1: didn't know about the or she think because it took 1599 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,280 Speaker 1: me away. I don't really know. I don't really know 1600 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:06,519 Speaker 1: about it either. You didn't know about um like make 1601 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,439 Speaker 1: how to make coffee and how many how much water 1602 01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,880 Speaker 1: goes in with a scoop, like you literally there are 1603 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,640 Speaker 1: things and there are things that are just like you 1604 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,840 Speaker 1: haven't done them before. And so my mom never called 1605 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,080 Speaker 1: me out for these things. I'm learning them to And 1606 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,760 Speaker 1: did your dad call you? I feel like your dad 1607 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,280 Speaker 1: mus have called you out for things, not for that, 1608 01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:25,800 Speaker 1: for turning off lights or taking long showers, for using 1609 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,800 Speaker 1: too much water, for wasting. So he called you out 1610 01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,479 Speaker 1: on things like my my dad. My dad ignored everything 1611 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,800 Speaker 1: to the point where like I would never know, you know, 1612 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,400 Speaker 1: because my dad was dirty, unless that's why you married 1613 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,000 Speaker 1: my stepmom, because like my dad was a mess. He had, 1614 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,200 Speaker 1: you know, one pizza box in the fridge, one half 1615 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:45,439 Speaker 1: a diet coke. He's me in a lot of ways, 1616 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,200 Speaker 1: and so he never pointed out like hey, take the 1617 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,120 Speaker 1: garbage out. Hey, So then you're learning these things I'm 1618 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,840 Speaker 1: learning when I hear it from you as as as 1619 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,920 Speaker 1: you know, as a friend, as a contemporary, I think, 1620 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,840 Speaker 1: I just like someone told me what you know, you 1621 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,880 Speaker 1: get that kind of get that and it has nothing 1622 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,760 Speaker 1: and I and I swear like but I can be 1623 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,080 Speaker 1: so messy and leave dishes in the sink and like 1624 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,160 Speaker 1: stuff out and like sometimes I look in the living 1625 01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,920 Speaker 1: room and I'm like, it's so messy, and I go, literally, 1626 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,519 Speaker 1: everything out here is a thing of mine. Nothing from 1627 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,320 Speaker 1: Andrew's room is out and about I just leave ship everywhere, 1628 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,840 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I wonder if this annoys Andrew, And 1629 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,840 Speaker 1: I hope that he would say something. If it did, 1630 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,479 Speaker 1: it would not offend me if you were like, hey, 1631 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,240 Speaker 1: do you mind putting your stuff away in your room? Like, 1632 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,400 Speaker 1: honestly it would. It would hurt for a second because 1633 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,519 Speaker 1: I'd be embarrassed that I'm messy, But then I would 1634 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,840 Speaker 1: go here, right, So there are sometimes I catch it 1635 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,640 Speaker 1: and I go I'm sure he was annoyed at this 1636 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,800 Speaker 1: and didn't say anything. And I just want to give 1637 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,320 Speaker 1: you I truly am saying this. I want to give 1638 01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:41,040 Speaker 1: you license to call out little things that are like, hey, 1639 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:43,040 Speaker 1: that bollsman sitting there for a while, I don't feel 1640 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,559 Speaker 1: like cleaning out? Can you do that? Like that would 1641 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,519 Speaker 1: not bother me but for me, and I think a 1642 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,800 Speaker 1: lot of pride couples deal with when they live together 1643 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:54,000 Speaker 1: or just roommates. I guess, but it's like when do 1644 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,560 Speaker 1: you call out someone when it starts to when it 1645 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,879 Speaker 1: bugs you the first time, the first time, the first time, interesting, 1646 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:06,320 Speaker 1: the first time, No, because by then it is a resentment. Yeah, 1647 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,679 Speaker 1: and or or I guess what the ninth time, because 1648 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,000 Speaker 1: you're waiting for the ten I come out and I say, 1649 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,200 Speaker 1: andrew this thing, I complain about a thing that And 1650 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:18,240 Speaker 1: then the nine times are so much more than this 1651 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,280 Speaker 1: one thing that NICKI called up for the first time, 1652 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,040 Speaker 1: I did it, but she's done it nine times and 1653 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,200 Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna say something till the tenth and then 1654 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:27,400 Speaker 1: it explodes. It's so hard in the moment to do 1655 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:30,680 Speaker 1: and we're getting better at it every day, and it's 1656 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:33,439 Speaker 1: always good to have these conversations, especially at the end 1657 01:20:33,439 --> 01:20:37,120 Speaker 1: of the week. What a strong end, stronger than ever. Noah, 1658 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:39,360 Speaker 1: thank you so much for this week of shows Bestie's 1659 01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:42,160 Speaker 1: I am so in love with you and the messages 1660 01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:44,240 Speaker 1: we got and the thing you listen to our show. 1661 01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:48,040 Speaker 1: You're the fucking best dude. And then like, I'm very 1662 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,560 Speaker 1: grateful for you. I cannot wait to see you in 1663 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,960 Speaker 1: Cancoon if you can afford it. Also my tour dates, 1664 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,720 Speaker 1: I added Waterloo, New York, another show in San Antonio. Um, 1665 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:01,160 Speaker 1: I think what were the other dates? Nap up, and 1666 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:05,360 Speaker 1: then there's one other one that I'm excited about, San Diego. Yeah, 1667 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,680 Speaker 1: san Diego. So all the tour dates are up at 1668 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,360 Speaker 1: Niki Lazer dot com slash tour. Uh. It is going 1669 01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:12,080 Speaker 1: to be so much fun. I'm going to do so 1670 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,960 Speaker 1: many weird things. You're gonna walk away from the show 1671 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,400 Speaker 1: being like what did I just see? Like in a 1672 01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:19,000 Speaker 1: good way. And it's going to be catered to you, besties, 1673 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,800 Speaker 1: because I love you most of all. Thank you for 1674 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,360 Speaker 1: being my fan. And uh, spread the word about f 1675 01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:26,320 Speaker 1: Boy Island, get excited about it, and uh, yeah we're 1676 01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:28,559 Speaker 1: this weekend, we're gonna watch more Frinds. We're gonna watch 1677 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:32,960 Speaker 1: more morning show. We're going to watch more Bachelorette on Monday, 1678 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,800 Speaker 1: and I hope you'll be there with us for all 1679 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,800 Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, you guys are awesome. I really I 1680 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:43,760 Speaker 1: appreciate you, guys. And listen to puddles even al right, guys, 1681 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:46,400 Speaker 1: I hope you don't feel sloppy this weekend. All the 1682 01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:51,040 Speaker 1: swells and yeah, don't get the sloppies. All the swells. Uh, 1683 01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:55,040 Speaker 1: signing off, signing off, It's no droopy,