Speaker 1: The nicky er. Here's NICKI here. I am hello, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Monday, but
Speaker 1: I know I have to be honest with everyone. We're
Speaker 1: keeping us on Friday, which is April one, April fold.
Speaker 1: I am, actually it is. It is Friday here, but
Speaker 1: it is Monday to you. And just you know, I
Speaker 1: appreciate all the listeners. I wanted this to be a
Speaker 1: very like a current show of like, oh, they taped
Speaker 1: it that day. There's gonna be sometimes where you just
Speaker 1: can't do that doesn't mean that the show is gonna
Speaker 1: lack anything else. And in fact, doing it later in
Speaker 1: the day. It's four pm here. We usually do the
Speaker 1: show around we say eleven o'clock and then it gets
Speaker 1: pushed to about um, it's just a different vibe. My face.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should go check this video out.
Speaker 1: I think my face as is less puffy. I I
Speaker 1: give myself that because when I see sometimes the stills
Speaker 1: of our video on our channel which I'm subscribed to,
Speaker 1: and they always pop up sometimes I'm just like, it's
Speaker 1: a harsh. It's almost like when you accidentally see yourself
Speaker 1: in your camera and you just go, oh, God, I
Speaker 1: don't want to see that. And there're sometimes where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: my face is doing things that are it's hard to
Speaker 1: you know, understood to deal with because I've I've a
Speaker 1: I'm aging and and but I always help myself by
Speaker 1: going like you used to look like that, that like
Speaker 1: that was a couple of days ago, or I say
Speaker 1: it was in the morning and you were puffier. Um. Also,
Speaker 1: I will say the other day, when I was in
Speaker 1: New York City, I was running into so many people
Speaker 1: I haven't seen in two years, and it's so interesting
Speaker 1: to see two years of age on people's faces. It's
Speaker 1: just this slight difference where I used to see these
Speaker 1: people every single day and then and I for some
Speaker 1: of them, I was like, oh my god, Like I like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it to their face, to
Speaker 1: their old, saggy face, but like they definitely aged. And
Speaker 1: and then I was just like, wow, God, people are aging.
Speaker 1: It's like and then I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they're probably thinking the same thing about it because they
Speaker 1: haven't seen me in two years. You know. I got
Speaker 1: a lot of texts yeah from people and Louis food
Speaker 1: must be good, that's what people said. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's about you. It was just right just out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. Have been like see the door guy at
Speaker 1: this comedy seller. How does he even have your number?
Speaker 1: There are some people that I have to say looked better,
Speaker 1: and I do think that I look better as an age,
Speaker 1: Like I just you know, I told you the story
Speaker 1: of for instance, for Cola being like how did you
Speaker 1: get so beautiful? And I said confidence, and he said no,
Speaker 1: I think it's genetics. But I do feel that the
Speaker 1: more confident I get, just being comfortable in your own
Speaker 1: skin just makes you attractive. It's kind of uh it,
Speaker 1: you know, it tricks people into thinking you're better looking
Speaker 1: than you are because you're just exuding happiness and um,
Speaker 1: but I do I will get a facelift at some point.
Speaker 1: Like I look at my dad's face. I have a
Speaker 1: dad bot and I have like my dad's face, and
Speaker 1: my dad, like our glazers faces just kind of like
Speaker 1: get a little craggy. My dad it looks like really
Speaker 1: cool on him. And I'm not just saying that, like
Speaker 1: I think it's just my dad is always like God,
Speaker 1: it look weathered whenever sees the picture of himself, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you look like an old Native American,
Speaker 1: like the guys used to worship that. We have pictures
Speaker 1: around in our house, Like you look like you've just
Speaker 1: one of those cool fossils he has. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: cool like and hot, Like he looks like you can
Speaker 1: light a match on his face without even facial hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how it's. It's not leathery, but it's like my
Speaker 1: grandma and my aunt had the same skin. And I
Speaker 1: think it's also son he's he's he loves the sun
Speaker 1: and he doesn't moisturize, you know, he never has and
Speaker 1: also cigarettes for years and years. And you know, there
Speaker 1: was this picture I posted. Did you see my Instagram
Speaker 1: story the other day day? It was it was yesterday
Speaker 1: when it was no, it was of the Cheers cast.
Speaker 1: How fucking crazy? Was that shocking? So I'm just so
Speaker 1: you missed it. I just want to go through. This
Speaker 1: is the Cheers cast, like when they were like you know,
Speaker 1: when the show is at its utmost popularity. So whatever
Speaker 1: you're picturing of the Cheers cast that is, these are
Speaker 1: these ages. Let me just tell you. I'll just no,
Speaker 1: you can just picture him Ted Danson and cheer Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: pull up their faces Yeah, that's good point. Ted Danson
Speaker 1: was thirty five. He definitely looks in this picture that's
Speaker 1: on my story right now. There was thirty three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's on the screen. So if you want to go
Speaker 1: watch our YouTube, you don't have to go scramble to
Speaker 1: find it. Um. Shelley Long was thirty three. George went
Speaker 1: thirty four and he is so freaking it's at the
Speaker 1: very bottle. It's at the very top of my story. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: George went is like the eight is the old old man,
Speaker 1: the old man that I don't know his name on
Speaker 1: the show and then read a pearlman who looks thirty four. Dude,
Speaker 1: thirty four. You guys go, you have to check out
Speaker 1: this photo because it's just trippy and and it's said
Speaker 1: underneath it, like what happened to them? And I go
Speaker 1: smoking inside their whole lives smoking inside, smoking every day. Um,
Speaker 1: like no sun protection, like not drinking enough water, all
Speaker 1: of these things. I woke up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night last night after seeing this, or not after this,
Speaker 1: but after a bunch of other things, and just drank
Speaker 1: so much water. I saw, actually, I saw Kendall Jenner
Speaker 1: getting ready for the Oscar party, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, just days like this. I just like,
Speaker 1: I love to hydrate. I just drink like tons of
Speaker 1: water and I'm just like, I haven't had water today,
Speaker 1: Like and then I got out of bed at like
Speaker 1: four in the morning. I've it would be funny to
Speaker 1: see this show. But it's just based in a like
Speaker 1: a smoothie bar, you know what I mean, like a
Speaker 1: jompa juice. Everybody knows your name and looks so young
Speaker 1: and vibrant. They'd I'll be wearing Lulu Lemon. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Part of the hair women with their hair was different,
Speaker 1: like even girls in there in the eighties in high
Speaker 1: school when they had the puffy hair. The makeup was
Speaker 1: a little different. I looked older than I look now,
Speaker 1: and I'm not joking you when I was a senior
Speaker 1: in high school and some pictures I look so much older.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what it is, but I think
Speaker 1: it does have something to do with injections in your
Speaker 1: face in the beauty and you can see your yes,
Speaker 1: you could, oh my god, I look like my old
Speaker 1: joke of like your skeleton's horizontal stripes, and so it
Speaker 1: makes you look fat I love it. So wait what, wait,
Speaker 1: why do you think? Well, I've heard that men have
Speaker 1: less testosterone now, so then that might be another reason
Speaker 1: why they look younger these days because on ages you
Speaker 1: I think it makes you more manly. Yeah, it is interesting,
Speaker 1: Like I feel, I just know, and I hate to
Speaker 1: say this, but I just know that I'm going to
Speaker 1: get a facelift some day, like I just at what age,
Speaker 1: and I'll be very I'll tell everyone about it because
Speaker 1: I will have to be like I'm going away for
Speaker 1: a little bit. Um. I would say probably around forty one.
Speaker 1: I'm about to turn thirty eight, Like I just a
Speaker 1: little thing here and there. I just modern. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: tons of like mild ways we're more open about this
Speaker 1: stuff because because they aren't. I just don't really know
Speaker 1: that much about it, and I'm someone who actually looks
Speaker 1: into it, and there's just it's all very um, just secretive,
Speaker 1: and people don't say what they've had. And I would
Speaker 1: just like to be like, oh, that's like I was
Speaker 1: looking at Kendall Jenner getting ready for the Oscars on
Speaker 1: this fucking Vogue thing that just came out on YouTube,
Speaker 1: and I know she's had. I know she's had literal
Speaker 1: surgery done on her face at this point, like it's
Speaker 1: just I don't know that, but I would bet a
Speaker 1: lot of money on it, and I'm looking for scars
Speaker 1: or like I just I wish people could tell you
Speaker 1: what they did. I love that Amy said she had liposuction.
Speaker 1: Schumer came out and said that because it just it's
Speaker 1: just nice to know that, you know, It's just nice
Speaker 1: to know. And I like how she said, you know,
Speaker 1: I never thought I would get this, And there's a
Speaker 1: part of me that feels like there's a part of
Speaker 1: her that was a little bit like ashamed to do it.
Speaker 1: But she still told people about it because she easily
Speaker 1: could have kept that secret and no one would have
Speaker 1: ever known. And I think that's what most people do,
Speaker 1: and they just lie to you, guys. They lie and
Speaker 1: they say they've never had work done. When celebrities talk
Speaker 1: about it, like I had a friend who got liposuction
Speaker 1: I don't know, like ten years ago, and she had
Speaker 1: to go to South America to do it. I think
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I want to get
Speaker 1: I've been interested in LiPo, but like I've said, I
Speaker 1: just watching e like in the UM, I guess early
Speaker 1: two thousands, I don't know. They're used to show surgeries,
Speaker 1: and the surgeons are just so rough and cavalier with
Speaker 1: your body and your skin and the way they do that.
Speaker 1: You guys know what I'm talking about that I've seen,
Speaker 1: you know, guys at Jiffy Lube put a little rod
Speaker 1: inside my test my oil with like more delicate and
Speaker 1: you're tired, ton't work. Yeah, I mean, it's just I
Speaker 1: just feel like they need to look at your body
Speaker 1: like it's just a fucking thing, and so it is interesting.
Speaker 1: It's secretive yet and they're playing God it's written no
Speaker 1: pun intent, but it's ran all over your face like
Speaker 1: it's an interesting thing to be so secretive about. Wow
Speaker 1: being so you can't hide it. You can, though, because
Speaker 1: these girls get just little things that they go, oh,
Speaker 1: I've been drinking more water. It's so subtle. Why do
Speaker 1: you think it's younger you are when you get and
Speaker 1: the filter's help, so like you start filtering your face
Speaker 1: and then by the time you get the surgery scars end,
Speaker 1: you have the face that was a filter, So you
Speaker 1: get people used to it. Why do you think they
Speaker 1: like to keep it a secret because it's embarrassing that
Speaker 1: you're that vain. I mean, that's it's because it's you know,
Speaker 1: you're trying to look good without being without admitting that
Speaker 1: you're you actually care, you know, like everyone needs to
Speaker 1: act like they're not trying. And the truth is, what's
Speaker 1: more trying than putting yourself under anesthesia, risking spending you know,
Speaker 1: thirty a hundred thousand dollars. It's embarrassing for people to
Speaker 1: be like, I care this much what people think about
Speaker 1: my face. Um, it's it's interesting because they shouldn't. And
Speaker 1: I I that's why I just want to live a
Speaker 1: life of honesty, because it isn't once you admit things
Speaker 1: that are really embarrassing that you think that people can't
Speaker 1: handle or that will ruin you. I just have never
Speaker 1: found it to be I've never told the truth about
Speaker 1: something and had regretted yea ever. I feel like in
Speaker 1: today's world though, that you know, because botox is so
Speaker 1: like you literally get it at a gas station. You know,
Speaker 1: you get pump eighty nine, and botox is much more
Speaker 1: like people can say. My point though, is that it's
Speaker 1: like it's the training wheels too for people to feel
Speaker 1: more comfortable about being like yeah, I've had a few
Speaker 1: things done, so maybe in ten years to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a facelift whence fourteen. I think it used
Speaker 1: to be very like embarrassing to admit you dyed your hair.
Speaker 1: I think that used to be now. Yeah, women used
Speaker 1: to like hide that and be like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: color my hair. And it's like it's like Grandma, your
Speaker 1: hair purple like and I was like, did you die purple?
Speaker 1: She's like, that's natural, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're actually, you're that drink me Felma, you
Speaker 1: wild cat. You're right, maybe maybe times are changing and
Speaker 1: it's just like it's going to take longer. But well,
Speaker 1: it's interesting with women that you have to like the
Speaker 1: one thing you can't talk about your facelip, but everything
Speaker 1: else with men. I was at dinner the other night
Speaker 1: with my older brother, two of his associates, and a
Speaker 1: woman associate, and it's kind of cool to see a
Speaker 1: woman in finance like like that, like kind of manly.
Speaker 1: It kind of reminds me of like a like you
Speaker 1: being a female comedian or like female comedians, and she
Speaker 1: was unbelievable, like whatever, not just for a woman, just
Speaker 1: like the like the coolest out of all of them.
Speaker 1: I thought, like she was so funny. Um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but she was talking about how
Speaker 1: she's anti anti aging, even though she was so pro
Speaker 1: anti's aging because she's aging. How old she's probably I'm
Speaker 1: guessing mid forties, but now she's back on anti. But
Speaker 1: my point being is that we I go, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like. And then we got to talking about
Speaker 1: the different kind of face, the facials I've gotten, like
Speaker 1: the hydroplane, and the guys were like, what you do? What?
Speaker 1: And I was talking about like the different skincare stuff,
Speaker 1: and like there's still like guys can't even say like
Speaker 1: I put on moisturizer, like we're still even there where
Speaker 1: like you did a three step process? What are you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, such a long way to go. But
Speaker 1: I mean, what is just the pacification of men? So
Speaker 1: you're so scared of being gay? Yeah, of being you're
Speaker 1: scared of being women taking care of yourself or they
Speaker 1: just don't know a like had no idea what a
Speaker 1: toner was until I was like, no, here you go.
Speaker 1: This is put on before moisturize. That like is not
Speaker 1: scared of being feminine or whatever. But the that he
Speaker 1: doesn't know is from society's like not like the overarching
Speaker 1: feeling of not wanting men men to be masculine, And
Speaker 1: so he doesn't know because his friends don't do it,
Speaker 1: and they, you know what I'm saying, like him when
Speaker 1: it comes to shaping his head, he knows all like
Speaker 1: the secrets, you know, like whom and his friends have
Speaker 1: their little tricks. And oh my god, the way that
Speaker 1: men talk about their hairlines and study other men's hairlines
Speaker 1: and like, it's, uh, it is some of the gayest
Speaker 1: things I've ever heard about, Like they are. And I'm
Speaker 1: saying that obviously as with with humor, because that's words.
Speaker 1: So it's just so ironic to use that word at
Speaker 1: this point because it's so stupid. But like, um no,
Speaker 1: it's like it's very I feel like I when I'm
Speaker 1: here guys talking you know, sis, straight men talking about hairlines,
Speaker 1: they sound more like whim chatty little women like the
Speaker 1: view than you know, uh, than any of my girlfriends.
Speaker 1: It's it's wild and they don't even know that they're
Speaker 1: doing it. It becomes obsession in and then you don't
Speaker 1: want anyone, you know what, I'll give it to that
Speaker 1: Dave portn or guy, the guy from barstool. Don't give
Speaker 1: him anything, but I'll just give He gave himself hair plugs,
Speaker 1: and he's very honest, very open about his hair plugs.
Speaker 1: It was so funny when the guys gave him a noggie,
Speaker 1: the way that he was going to get away with
Speaker 1: having those, otherwise he had to come out about it.
Speaker 1: That's so if you're yeah, if you've been seen with him,
Speaker 1: even though McConaughey still for some reason can play the
Speaker 1: fifth play, the fifth play the plan to it's golf. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that it's um But anyways, yes, yes, hair
Speaker 1: with men, because there is a lot of women that
Speaker 1: will not date or Mary Bald guy. Like it's just
Speaker 1: like it's like your five nine in Bald you're cut
Speaker 1: off unless somehow like I've given up, and then it's
Speaker 1: it's totally different. Look, there's just something about it that
Speaker 1: means you're not his virile or something like tells us biologically,
Speaker 1: like there's something you're you're aging essentially and maybe not
Speaker 1: that don't have as much sperm that can get us pregnant.
Speaker 1: There's something about it that makes us unattracted to you.
Speaker 1: That isn't that. It's you know, inherently enough, if you
Speaker 1: look at a lion, a lion, a male lion, the
Speaker 1: same thing about women like you. Guys like a lot
Speaker 1: of like luscious locks, like long hair. Whenever girls cut
Speaker 1: their hair short, guys are always like, it looks good,
Speaker 1: but they would prefer it long. It's just true. Well,
Speaker 1: it comes back to the alopecia thing. I loved your
Speaker 1: point about, like, why is it okay it's not okay
Speaker 1: to joke about alopecia, but it's okay to joke about
Speaker 1: men being baled and one is a disease and one
Speaker 1: is male potter modernus, it's still a thing that they
Speaker 1: don't choose, much like a disease. Your hair falling, I
Speaker 1: don't think it. I don't think it counts as a disease.
Speaker 1: What's the disease if your fingerna are falling out? A
Speaker 1: doctor as, it's not a disease. It looks like one. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that is a guided but no. But my well,
Speaker 1: I guess I looked into that. I go, well, why
Speaker 1: isn't it Why are we making this word up for
Speaker 1: baldness for women? Because all their hair can fall out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, but that's where the disease I will see. Well,
Speaker 1: the thing this is very interesting because the I guess
Speaker 1: it was a couple of nights ago, my boyfriend was
Speaker 1: telling me about a situation he was in in which
Speaker 1: he like, he was like, man, I usually handle it
Speaker 1: this way, and this time I did, Like I just
Speaker 1: went a more emotional, like it was a more just
Speaker 1: like thoughtful, like turn the other cheek kind of like
Speaker 1: empathetic instead of aggressive approach to a conflict that he handled.
Speaker 1: And he said, it's really hard for me. I just
Speaker 1: feel so ridiculous not just lashing out the way that
Speaker 1: I would normally want to, you know. And he was like,
Speaker 1: I I go, it's going to get more comfortable, and
Speaker 1: he was like, it just it helps to hear you
Speaker 1: say that it's like attracted to you, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's so attractive to me that you're being more emotional
Speaker 1: and like leading with your feelings and other people's feelings
Speaker 1: instead of just like anger and aggression. And like, if
Speaker 1: I were Jada Pickett Smith, I would have been fucking
Speaker 1: horrifying at what Will Smith did. I would have been
Speaker 1: like shrieking like now play stuff like I'd be that.
Speaker 1: I would be so embarrassed. But I said to him,
Speaker 1: I go one way. You can look at it, like
Speaker 1: I think, why it's so masculine to me for him
Speaker 1: to do this is because it's so hard for him,
Speaker 1: and like doing something that's difficult is masculine, and so
Speaker 1: actually being emotional is really masculine because it's the more
Speaker 1: difficult thing. Like I'm more impressed by that than like
Speaker 1: him riding a thousand miles on a bike trailer or
Speaker 1: like climbing some eighteen thing a lion, you know, bringing
Speaker 1: he's doing this thing that's deeply uncomfortable, form against everything
Speaker 1: he wants to do because he knows it's the right
Speaker 1: thing to do. Like what's sexy or more masculine than that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so horny for it. It's hard, though,
Speaker 1: there's a hard line there of like trying to meet
Speaker 1: aggression with turning the other cheek like Dali Lama style
Speaker 1: when it's like it's in your face, like it's I
Speaker 1: read I was listening to more stoic stuff today and
Speaker 1: they said exactly what stoics are if someone is like
Speaker 1: talking ship in your face, and calling you a pussy
Speaker 1: and everything what you say to them, a stoic, a
Speaker 1: perfect stoic goes good for you and just walks away
Speaker 1: like literally like does not I do that with comments
Speaker 1: a lot of times, not trying to get their goat,
Speaker 1: trying to like, all you're doing is trying to protect
Speaker 1: your goat to not be got. That's all you're doing.
Speaker 1: You just don't want people to get your goat and
Speaker 1: just living your life in a way that your goat
Speaker 1: is never got. That's what being a stoic is. Let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and then come back with the
Speaker 1: news and other stuff. Andrew, I'm coming in now, we're back.
Speaker 1: What today is later in the day. I want to
Speaker 1: ask you, what have you done today? I did a
Speaker 1: lot today? Yeah, I bet worked out in the morning. Well,
Speaker 1: wake up. I make coffee for Branda every morning. It's
Speaker 1: kind of nice to do that for my daughter. And
Speaker 1: then I send her off. I packed her a half
Speaker 1: a sandwich and take off the crust and we have
Speaker 1: a great lunch box. No, I really do it? You
Speaker 1: put in a lunch box? Yeah, a little lunch A
Speaker 1: little he man? Uh well they man, Now, okay, take
Speaker 1: that joke. Out anyhow? Why they they? Oh no, I'm pronounced.
Speaker 1: You think that that will get you canceled, saying hey,
Speaker 1: man or the man? Anyways, there's a man and he
Speaker 1: man is man man. Yeah, you're gonna have to go.
Speaker 1: They they what mean they? They watch me? Wat? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you made a little sack lunch. He wrote a
Speaker 1: note and said, honey, have a great day, honey, enjoy
Speaker 1: the honey on top of banana, and signed her permission
Speaker 1: slip to go on the field trip. I wanted to go.
Speaker 1: I signed it for me. So anyways, I send her
Speaker 1: off in her little bus and um, well, okay, uh,
Speaker 1: it's a day bus. What it's not? Little? What? What is?
Speaker 1: What is little? You're but little is not a thing
Speaker 1: unless you're doing little person, which is the correct thing.
Speaker 1: My thing was short bus. But then I tried to
Speaker 1: cover short bus by saying day bus. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if that works. If you could just do it
Speaker 1: with everything, I think you should just not do it anymore.
Speaker 1: I gotta stop this. Yeah, stop, am I cutting this
Speaker 1: whole thing out? I don't know. No if I get canceled,
Speaker 1: I don't I've never been started anyhow. So I went
Speaker 1: to the gym ore gym uh, don't go it art.
Speaker 1: Yeah you went one time. I think I went because
Speaker 1: you said there was like a hot guy down there.
Speaker 1: I like, ram down he was God. I left. I
Speaker 1: just hated working out when the band, like when everyone
Speaker 1: was wearing masks. Yeah, you're just breathing so heavy and
Speaker 1: like everyone's maskless now. But then I went and got stretched,
Speaker 1: which is if you're above forty. You know, my uncle
Speaker 1: to fake hips. My dad's on his second fake hip.
Speaker 1: I don't really want. Oh you've gone to stretch you
Speaker 1: or whatever. I haven't been there, but I went one time,
Speaker 1: right before dancing at the Stars. I was like, I
Speaker 1: need to start like limbering up my body. So I
Speaker 1: went to a stretch. I liked it, and I always
Speaker 1: used to get stretched after my personal trainer I had.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was the best part of the
Speaker 1: whole thing. My little teenager brain thin she got stretched,
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, like yeah, no, I'm not even I'm
Speaker 1: not even going to dignify this with a ham drop
Speaker 1: because I don't want it to be a thing, not
Speaker 1: because I'm offended or I'm protecting anyone, but because it's stupid.
Speaker 1: So then but I really like it. They like, if
Speaker 1: you're a lazy guy that doesn't want to do yoga,
Speaker 1: do this twice a week and it will change. It
Speaker 1: really does make you more flexible. Yeah, it's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. If you're laziest, I'll show you. It's on Manchester.
Speaker 1: So then I went from there. Then I went to
Speaker 1: golf Galaxy to get some new stuff. I'm there literally
Speaker 1: once every two day. I'm not don't even buy anything.
Speaker 1: It's just just like like my Cheers. There was like
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift store with just like all of her
Speaker 1: things there. I would I'm in the Taylor Swift merch
Speaker 1: store every other day. Yeah, you don't have to buy
Speaker 1: just the smells. Yeah, I touched the fake asthtic fake grass.
Speaker 1: Where was I trying to do? They know your name? Now?
Speaker 1: Is that your cheers? They've seen me plenty, they know me. Well,
Speaker 1: the one knows my name. I have to places. Golf
Speaker 1: Galaxy is a little bigger. Also found a nicer golf
Speaker 1: Galaxy in Chesterfield extra fifteen minute drive. Okay, yes, that's
Speaker 1: where you're getting pretty when you're crossing state lines. Then
Speaker 1: I went golfing, played nine holes shot of forty not bad.
Speaker 1: I played okay, then I putted, then I came back,
Speaker 1: made some food, and now I'm here. That's a lot though.
Speaker 1: That's it's good productive, that's a productive day. It's a
Speaker 1: big day. Um I got up at God. Um I
Speaker 1: got up. I had to have a COVID test because
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Grammy's pretty sure thing, Prey, prey,
Speaker 1: I'm going that on Sunday, s COVID test. Walked the dog,
Speaker 1: came back to her. I just wanted to spice. I'm
Speaker 1: so bored with what I'm saying that I had to
Speaker 1: add something to it. So I woke the dog and
Speaker 1: then I got a coffee, and I came back here
Speaker 1: and I took my my mad's and my vitamins, and
Speaker 1: I uh ate some breakfast, and I went back to sleep,
Speaker 1: and um, I waited like I like to like chug
Speaker 1: a coffee and then I like to go back to
Speaker 1: sleep and take a nap on it. And I listened
Speaker 1: to a stoic podcast. I fell asleep to that. I
Speaker 1: woke up an hour later, and then um, I went
Speaker 1: and I played guitar for a little bit. I cleaned
Speaker 1: up around the house because I it's coming over. And
Speaker 1: I did some laundry because I am going out of
Speaker 1: town for a week and a half. And then my
Speaker 1: my housekeeper showed up, and then I answered some emails,
Speaker 1: you know, did some like stuff like that, and then um,
Speaker 1: and then yet the house people came over, and then
Speaker 1: I came in here to avoid all that while it
Speaker 1: was going on, and I played guitar and here and oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I had a call about I'm doing like
Speaker 1: Daily Pop on E and Nightly Pop on E twice
Speaker 1: a day next week for um, Monday through Thursday, I'm
Speaker 1: doing it twice a day, and so I had a
Speaker 1: little creative cool. Yeah, it's on and it's a live
Speaker 1: show on for Daily Pop and then it's pre taped
Speaker 1: for the Nightly one. But I'm doing two a day.
Speaker 1: And then um, yeah, I just thought about like what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear for this types of stuff, and um
Speaker 1: do like hers is more like this, Like it's more
Speaker 1: like flirty and like opinionated. But I've never liked seen
Speaker 1: her on anything except I just like know it from
Speaker 1: like that one scene where she's like with Joe Paschi
Speaker 1: and bed. For some reason, I see Schumer when you
Speaker 1: do really Schumer doing it. They're interesting. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: by the way, I did too. I loved it Life
Speaker 1: Is Life. And the last scene I cried, I cried
Speaker 1: about Oh yeah whatever. I cried when she was the
Speaker 1: little girl had to wear a wig to school. That
Speaker 1: made me cry of like just get having like I
Speaker 1: just related to being having a like a thing you're
Speaker 1: doing because of anxiety, and your whole family knows about
Speaker 1: it and they don't know what to do without it,
Speaker 1: and they're whispering about it, and you're like a pariah
Speaker 1: like it. Um. I loved I loved that so good.
Speaker 1: I talked to her about it. It was just like, girl,
Speaker 1: you're amazing. Even when she played the younger girl, what
Speaker 1: do you mean that wasn't the younger girl? Oh, she
Speaker 1: played the younger version of herself. That would be insane,
Speaker 1: that would be like Penn fifteen. Actually, you know, it
Speaker 1: was fucking fantastic. Oh my god, my god, I knew
Speaker 1: you would love. Oh my god. If you haven't seen
Speaker 1: Life Is can we talk about deep Water really quick?
Speaker 1: But before we go finally, Okay, we've all we've all
Speaker 1: watched deep enough time. It doesn't matter. What does honestly
Speaker 1: a deep water deep water if you haven't seen it
Speaker 1: on Hulu, it is so awful. Okay, can we just
Speaker 1: like talk about why, you know what, why don't we
Speaker 1: do our I'm moving top one, bottom one. We're making
Speaker 1: it deep water, favorite thing about at least favorite thing.
Speaker 1: That's what we'll go into deep water. If you haven't
Speaker 1: seen deep Water on Hulu, we won't spoil it too
Speaker 1: much for you. But also I hope you maybe see it,
Speaker 1: and maybe you could save this podcast for later, for
Speaker 1: the end of the podcast for later. Let's get to
Speaker 1: the news. Oh man, it's Monday, folks, it's really Friday.
Speaker 1: But is it monday? Who knows anymore? Tuesday? And there's
Speaker 1: all days but whatever, you know, let's do things. Playing
Speaker 1: all this wells back to you. Noh alright, noah, what
Speaker 1: are the headlines today? I have good news today. Younger
Speaker 1: women now earn at least or as much or more
Speaker 1: than men in twenty two metro areas. Whoa, I'm feeling
Speaker 1: twenty two not true areas, young women are making more
Speaker 1: than men. Um Women thirty and younger earn nine cents
Speaker 1: for every dollar made by a comparable man, which is okay. Well, also,
Speaker 1: this isn't good news for me. I'm not a younger woman. Yeah. Actually,
Speaker 1: women your age are making what I don't want to
Speaker 1: say any umber. It's bad dinner tonight six cents for
Speaker 1: every no, no, no. But are men just making less money?
Speaker 1: Could that be? I know that men aren't working as much,
Speaker 1: and men are out of work and feeling really you know,
Speaker 1: men are just depressed, and so maybe that's affecting it.
Speaker 1: What are they saying. They're saying it's probably because of
Speaker 1: like transparency, just being and people just being more open
Speaker 1: about the salaries that they earn. And as women do
Speaker 1: get older though, um, the gap kind of widens and
Speaker 1: it's because being stretched, well because they become moms, they
Speaker 1: get out of the labor forces. Um uh, it is
Speaker 1: so weird. Like that's what it was my question for
Speaker 1: that finance woman, like is she married? Does she have kids? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it just there. I know you can do it,
Speaker 1: but it's just different. It's just to think like the disparity,
Speaker 1: like if it's a low level job first, you know,
Speaker 1: a ceo, Like obviously there's not that many CEOs in
Speaker 1: their twenties at this point. I just looked at the billionaires,
Speaker 1: like the richest people in the world. The richest woman
Speaker 1: in the world at the top ten. None, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. My point is as the number goes higher,
Speaker 1: the percentage goes lower, is what I would guess. You
Speaker 1: know the you know, they did the top ten richest
Speaker 1: Women in the world, and I think the richest woman
Speaker 1: is like she's like the the No, it's a founder
Speaker 1: of like um or she owns loreal in all those
Speaker 1: like extension brands or whatever. And she it's somewhere in
Speaker 1: the sixty billions, which is not even close to like
Speaker 1: number ten on the met Like, it's just we're not
Speaker 1: even close to cracking the top ten. It's wild chest
Speaker 1: women are divorces, yes, men, but and then they give
Speaker 1: a lot of the money away because they because they
Speaker 1: have like kindness in their hearts and they yeah, the
Speaker 1: spanks girl makes a lot of money. The women on
Speaker 1: Shark Tank make a lot of money. Kardashian was like
Speaker 1: they did the celebrities and like, yeah, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna
Speaker 1: in the top ten. Um, I don't think she was
Speaker 1: like billionaire status. Now. I think jay z was I
Speaker 1: haven't put out a song in twenty years but through her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is a complete anyone who gets that kind of
Speaker 1: wealthy from brand. I watched this whole YouTube thing about it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a subscription service to get the fenty thing
Speaker 1: fenty by Savage fenty x Savage line. You do subscription
Speaker 1: service that it automatically signs you up for. It's it's
Speaker 1: like so unethical and they make all their stuff in sweatshops,
Speaker 1: like it's one of the most egregiously unethical brands, and
Speaker 1: like they trick their consumers with all these extra like
Speaker 1: add ons. It's wild. And it was just this girl
Speaker 1: just had a great point. She goes, anyone that's a
Speaker 1: billionaire is doing something at an ethical There's just isn't
Speaker 1: a way to get that that rich without being a
Speaker 1: bad person. And Yeah, I loved the first episode. It's everything,
Speaker 1: but the first do you know that's a true story,
Speaker 1: That first episode of Atlanta first, the first one you
Speaker 1: told of the third season. So if you haven't seen
Speaker 1: Atlanta before, I really recommend the season because it's completely
Speaker 1: it's not it's not linear, like it's not going it's
Speaker 1: the series. Like I haven't seen any episodes. Episode two
Speaker 1: and three, it starts becoming linear. It's so just it's
Speaker 1: a story. It's a true story about these two lesbian
Speaker 1: like do gooders that adopted all of these black children
Speaker 1: that were in foster care and then like it just
Speaker 1: gets wild. But it's a true story and you should
Speaker 1: really watch it. I loved it so much and I
Speaker 1: thank you for recommending it to me. What's the next story? Okay,
Speaker 1: there's drama in St. Louis and the story was sent
Speaker 1: by a bestie. St. Louis restaurant stands up to a
Speaker 1: Los Angeles food blogging influencer after a negative review. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here's what happened. The place called Corner seventeen. Have
Speaker 1: you guys heard of that restaurant? Okay, it's a Chinese
Speaker 1: restaurant was approached by an influencer who has over two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand followers on Instagram and said to pay him
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars and he would record the food as
Speaker 1: it was being made and then posted on his account.
Speaker 1: The owner declined, he said no, thank you. The guy
Speaker 1: went to the restaurant anyway and then posted on Instagram
Speaker 1: on his Instagram story that the food taste like ass
Speaker 1: or such a floral taste to these and then like
Speaker 1: a vomit emoji. Uh. So, the restaurant owner, even though
Speaker 1: he doesn't have as many followers and stuff, he stood
Speaker 1: up and he exposed that the guy asked him for
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars and he's like, this guy is just
Speaker 1: coming here and we refused to pay him on and
Speaker 1: he's attacking us. So um, A lot of people in St.
Speaker 1: Louis supported the restaurant and stood up for us. I
Speaker 1: was wondering if you guys heard about that story. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of it, but influences can be so gross.
Speaker 1: This guy, he could have been the best meal he's
Speaker 1: ever had, and he was never going to give it
Speaker 1: a good review. It's like people just come into situations
Speaker 1: looking for reasons to hate it. And I've been that
Speaker 1: person before of like I'm just going in with negativity
Speaker 1: or like but um, yeah, that's sucks, and um, good
Speaker 1: on that guy for you're not just taking it. And
Speaker 1: I'll go there this week and I will give a true,
Speaker 1: honest review, even if it's Bader seventeen. I'm coming get
Speaker 1: that ass right because I'm gonna eat it all right,
Speaker 1: I will. Do you want to go, I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: out of town. I've heard that before. I'm going Yeah,
Speaker 1: where are you going to the pre pre pre Grammy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the pre oscars too. They're they're backed
Speaker 1: up all the way. We're doing a pre show of
Speaker 1: the pre show, of the pre show of the pre show,
Speaker 1: all the way to the next oscars, which I will
Speaker 1: go there. I'd want to see you go there. I
Speaker 1: hate a guy first of all, like what do you like?
Speaker 1: I bet I know what this guy looks like to
Speaker 1: this little catty, just like I didn't want to say
Speaker 1: his name because I didn't want to give him any
Speaker 1: kind of support, even good or bad. None of that
Speaker 1: bad press is good press. So you're good to keep
Speaker 1: keep his name out of your mouth. In the words
Speaker 1: of Will Smith, Yeah, yeah, what I love that when
Speaker 1: when you say something like that, like when he was like,
Speaker 1: keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth. He
Speaker 1: like said it twice because he had nothing else, you know,
Speaker 1: like we heard you the first time, and you know,
Speaker 1: like whenever someone repeats themselves like twice, comedians do it
Speaker 1: to have like the punch line. It's like, no, we heard,
Speaker 1: You're just wasting our time with there's nothing funnier and
Speaker 1: someone that is angry and they don't they can't find
Speaker 1: the word. I mean, that's why he punched him. It's
Speaker 1: like he did not have words. Well, you can't compete
Speaker 1: with Chris rob I mean, it would have been so ugly,
Speaker 1: it would have been That's when he realized. As he
Speaker 1: was walking to say, he was probably like, oh, fun,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to say to this guy. Well
Speaker 1: did you see Chris almost went in and you could
Speaker 1: hear him under his breath be like I could I
Speaker 1: forgot exactly what were but he said something like I
Speaker 1: could say so essentially, like I got so much to say,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but he pays. Yeah, he said something though,
Speaker 1: like under his breath of like he knows so much ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, every celebrity at that level knows so much
Speaker 1: stuff that could take down everyone. I mean even I
Speaker 1: know stuff that could take down people's careers. So I've
Speaker 1: barely got my foot in the door in that way.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I'm sorry, you know so much stuff.
Speaker 1: The celebrities luckily paid you a hundred dollars to keep
Speaker 1: you fucking your mouth shut, you fucking mouth. I love
Speaker 1: to call me a name and then say it twice,
Speaker 1: you dumb piece of golf shit. I don't know, dumb
Speaker 1: piece of golfing shit. Yeh feel mean all right? Uh
Speaker 1: next story. Okay, we'll do a quick one before break up.
Speaker 1: Pets have the potential to make their owners more attractive.
Speaker 1: They serve as both conversation starters and tools for relational maintenance.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god, yes, pants are so good
Speaker 1: for everything. So a part of the research which I
Speaker 1: found interesting, Um, the study shows that women were more
Speaker 1: discriminating regarding the association of a potential partner with pets
Speaker 1: than men. They were more discriminating like, oh, well, my
Speaker 1: thing is always like if he has a dog, I'm
Speaker 1: just like that. He's in every poet picture with in
Speaker 1: bumble or whatever. I'm just like, get over your dog,
Speaker 1: Like I can't say something. Guys that are just like
Speaker 1: all they care about is their dog, Like I love
Speaker 1: my dog, but it's not it's too much to be
Speaker 1: like he's my everything. I I live and breathe this
Speaker 1: Like it's just too much. I'm just like, go just
Speaker 1: fuck your dog already, like I'm never gonna And sometimes
Speaker 1: the dog is like not that cute, and I'm just
Speaker 1: like don't think I'll ever like this thing as much
Speaker 1: as you do, and that's going to be a divide
Speaker 1: between us. I'm opening up some pickles because I really
Speaker 1: want one right now. I just brought out because I
Speaker 1: think it would be funny and it's not the most
Speaker 1: annoying thing. Like listeners crunch, it kind of looks like
Speaker 1: a dog's penis. To be honest, um, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not going to chew on Mike. Uh what do you
Speaker 1: thinking HEREW No, I know it was a joke to
Speaker 1: be quiet the whole time while you don't eat off
Speaker 1: or while you eat off Mike. I think that if
Speaker 1: a girl has a dog, I gotta think that maybe
Speaker 1: it's from a past relationship, So maybe there's baggage there potentially,
Speaker 1: Uh that would really girl or a guy. I think
Speaker 1: maybe that could be a reason or I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think why a girl would not other
Speaker 1: than that not like a guy either are allergic they
Speaker 1: It also says that women are more likely to pay
Speaker 1: attention to how a date interacts with their pet than men. Oh,
Speaker 1: which is kind of what Nicky was saying, right like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: but they don't care if the person actually owns a dog.
Speaker 1: I care if someone is like, I don't care if
Speaker 1: you're like fawning over. I've had Luigi when I've been
Speaker 1: single and guys have met him or and marry in
Speaker 1: my head, and I wasn't like, like sad if they
Speaker 1: didn't show enough, and I'm just like, it's just they
Speaker 1: don't need to be like fawning over. If they were
Speaker 1: just totally dismissive of it, I'm just like, well, that's
Speaker 1: kind of weird. But I've seen some real assholes, like
Speaker 1: real like like dark thinking assholes when they see a
Speaker 1: puppy or a dog, they turn into like their seven
Speaker 1: year old self. When I think they probably like something
Speaker 1: shitty happened to them, you know, maybe a dog or something,
Speaker 1: but they go from there. Yeah, it's just like I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. What do you think that is? Like,
Speaker 1: we're there, we're there, I don't know. It just makes
Speaker 1: us because they're so freaking cute. And it reminds me
Speaker 1: this joke once where I was at the dog park
Speaker 1: and this guy was like, what's your dog's name? And
Speaker 1: I was like Luigi and he was like, but what
Speaker 1: do you call him? And I was like Luigi and
Speaker 1: he was like, what do you call him? And I
Speaker 1: was like little Woo and he was like, oh God.
Speaker 1: I was like I know. He's like yeah, he looked up.
Speaker 1: He looked up. Are you a gentle Mike. I was
Speaker 1: taking a ship at a dog owner's house when I
Speaker 1: used to watch dogs, and he he was a big
Speaker 1: real estate guy, like like a boss. And I heard
Speaker 1: him like talking to his little toy poodles, like like
Speaker 1: the little baby, and he was like down on the ground.
Speaker 1: And I come out of taking a ship and he's
Speaker 1: just like, hey man, what's what's d man? You have
Speaker 1: a punch of kid. And I'm like what you don't have?
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta go to break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: with top one, bottom one. Uh deep water attention Alright,
Speaker 1: we're back. Well, let's do Why do I care? Before
Speaker 1: we get to deep water? Um, why do I care?
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Okay, let's see if you care
Speaker 1: about this. Uh. Sydney Sweeney, the twenty four year old
Speaker 1: star of shows like Euphoria and The White Lotus, told
Speaker 1: Ellen that she invited her entire family, including her uncle
Speaker 1: and grandparents, to the premiere of Euphoria and they all
Speaker 1: watched her nude scene okay. When when Ellen asked her
Speaker 1: um how her grandparents reacted, she said, they said, I
Speaker 1: have the best hits in Hollywood. She really does, by
Speaker 1: the way, I've sent many I've sent some pictures, not
Speaker 1: many a picture, but a couple of pictures of her,
Speaker 1: maybe one to my boyfriend just to be like, check
Speaker 1: out this fucking like lady. Like, isn't she like? And
Speaker 1: he was like, not my type, but like, yeah, really
Speaker 1: of good. But I've I've she's made me stop and
Speaker 1: go yikes, she's got a great bod. Um. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like her a lot. I think I feel a little
Speaker 1: uncomfortable by this whole comment, but you know, that's okay.
Speaker 1: I like that she is okay with that. I would
Speaker 1: be very uncomfortable. Like when my dad was like vavava
Speaker 1: boom about me. I was wondering if you would invite
Speaker 1: your entire family, like if you had your own movie,
Speaker 1: you know, I would say, don't listen to me naked.
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, close your eyes at this part.
Speaker 1: I don't want my parents seeing me naked. My mom
Speaker 1: I could handle it, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: It's just I don't it's nice I mean my grandma
Speaker 1: be like, hey, your cock, great cock there, And I
Speaker 1: mean she'd be a liar, but I love her for it.
Speaker 1: Um Hollywood, Florida. Um, she'd also be a liar. Um, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be. I wouldn't mind my mom seeing a
Speaker 1: nude scene or like a love scene because it's I
Speaker 1: just like dad supporting your comedy. You talked about blow,
Speaker 1: you talk about yes, but that's not eliciting boners and
Speaker 1: people like or it's not meant to, whereas news scenes
Speaker 1: often are trying to get you in a romantic like
Speaker 1: if it was, I don't know, I just would feel
Speaker 1: more uncomfortable with it actually being witnessed, Like when my
Speaker 1: dad on the Not Safe when when I did the
Speaker 1: lie detector when he said he had heard me having
Speaker 1: sex it was the worst thing I've ever heard. Was like,
Speaker 1: it was, but it was. I didn't think it would be, Like,
Speaker 1: but there's something about being heard in that context is
Speaker 1: different than me telling a story of it in him.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I mean that show, have you
Speaker 1: watched one episode Tits is like the least cringe e
Speaker 1: part of that show, right, So I can't believe she
Speaker 1: was like, what about my pussy grandma, Grandma, about my grandma,
Speaker 1: my asshole grandma. They are teenagers in the show. It's weird.
Speaker 1: I watched the show. It feels dirty sometimes to watch
Speaker 1: this show, even though it's very entertaining. But who the
Speaker 1: guy that creates it? Like I don't know what goes
Speaker 1: on in Hollywood. Like they're like when her tids are great, Right,
Speaker 1: she's playing a teenager eighteen or no, I guess, I
Speaker 1: mean then she would have to be. She was a
Speaker 1: junior last year, right if she two years. They don't
Speaker 1: really show the high school at all either. By the way,
Speaker 1: they don't show the teachers. They kind of keep you
Speaker 1: in this like adult world too. You forget that they're
Speaker 1: they're not even contextualized as children. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I don't know why it does that. It's a
Speaker 1: weird choice. Maybe because it would be so uncomfortable to
Speaker 1: see them, to be reminded that their children ship. I
Speaker 1: just remember like being in we were talking about this
Speaker 1: a seller that getting in trouble for watching Dawson's Creek
Speaker 1: like in high school. I was like that that they
Speaker 1: were doing too many sexual things, Like now kids are
Speaker 1: watching Euphoria. I mean it's it's ten years from now,
Speaker 1: we'll be like and they'll be like, dude, remember euphoria
Speaker 1: tits And now we're like watching porn last night, and
Speaker 1: all I could think about was how the things that
Speaker 1: I'm watching are accessible to like children, to like, it's
Speaker 1: just it's not okay, It's just not okay. I'm really like,
Speaker 1: porn is really bad for the world. It's really really bad.
Speaker 1: It should be something that children should there should be
Speaker 1: ways that they have no control over it now. And
Speaker 1: I just I love porn and I like porn stars,
Speaker 1: and I don't think what they're doing is trying to like,
Speaker 1: you know, ruin, But could it be a thing that
Speaker 1: it's just like not taboo anymore. It's like that's a puzzy,
Speaker 1: that's a pussy, like like what I mean. I think
Speaker 1: like porn Hub and stuff, they're under a lot of
Speaker 1: scrutiny because there's a lot of um like sex trafficking
Speaker 1: and like uploading of videos of miners and stuff, and
Speaker 1: it's not regulated or anything like that. So well those
Speaker 1: just better. I know that I have watched videos. I
Speaker 1: know that I have watched videos where the girl I
Speaker 1: read this somewhere the other day about porn is like, yes,
Speaker 1: these women are consenting to do this, like maybe you'll
Speaker 1: see them in a video before it happens, like I
Speaker 1: watched like sometimes like brutal things literally the word brutal
Speaker 1: is in it, and the thing is like, these women
Speaker 1: may have signed onto this, but much like I have
Speaker 1: been in sexual situations sometimes where something starts being like
Speaker 1: not fun for me, and I don't like it, and
Speaker 1: I just don't say anything because it's too big of
Speaker 1: a fucking production to stop it. So you just let
Speaker 1: this thing happen that you don't like. And in porn
Speaker 1: that can be such a slippery slope because not only
Speaker 1: are you like it's it's when it's just me and
Speaker 1: a guy and he's doing something I don't like, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll just put up with it, like who cares,
Speaker 1: It's gonna be over soon. That is already such a
Speaker 1: sad situation to be in, and it's not his fault.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm just trying not to be awkward
Speaker 1: or like make him feel bad. But when you're on
Speaker 1: a set and there's people who are like union employees
Speaker 1: and their lunch, like that them stopping down because you're
Speaker 1: feeling uncomfortable and ruining the scene and having to It's
Speaker 1: just like there's so many times that women have continued
Speaker 1: on with these scenes and you put up with this
Speaker 1: much that makes uncomfortable, and then you go, okay, well
Speaker 1: if I'm willing to do that, and then it gets
Speaker 1: a little bit more uncofortable and you go, okay that too,
Speaker 1: and then it just it can easily get out of hands.
Speaker 1: So I know I've witnessed women doing things that they
Speaker 1: really did not sign up for, and I just I
Speaker 1: just know it because it's just there's no no chance
Speaker 1: that I that I haven't And I'm grateful for those
Speaker 1: horrible experience those women went through because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not grateful for it. I'm so sad that it happened,
Speaker 1: but like I want to say that, like I see you,
Speaker 1: if that's you, and like I I'm sorry I came
Speaker 1: to what you went through. I really am, but I
Speaker 1: see you, and I'm trying to figure out how to
Speaker 1: be at peace with it or like separate myself from
Speaker 1: it or like hand because I don't want to support
Speaker 1: these things. I'm I'm grateful was the wrong word. Please
Speaker 1: don't take that out of context. But I just want
Speaker 1: to say, like, you are putting yourself in situations that
Speaker 1: are really scary and um, and to make content for
Speaker 1: people like me, and I appreciate that, and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that it's it's not a better situation, you know, is
Speaker 1: an amazing Oscar speech, an award that they might not
Speaker 1: have asked me to host again, yet it asked me before.
Speaker 1: I would just be like, um, this is what if
Speaker 1: I just turned it into like a whole expose about
Speaker 1: how the business is so terrible, and then I just
Speaker 1: love the ending of it and that's the only way
Speaker 1: I can come. But it's just so funny to see
Speaker 1: like like Presidents z a Lynsky doing like we have
Speaker 1: to stop Russia with the Western world, must help us,
Speaker 1: and if you do, it's the only way I can come,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or like we've seen so
Speaker 1: many dead bodies, but I'm grateful for those dead bodies
Speaker 1: because that's the only way I can climb. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: literally what I just sounded like. Okay, I regret everything. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking out. It's too late
Speaker 1: in the day. Let's uh, it's really late at night
Speaker 1: in the day. Thanks. Okay, let's get to top one
Speaker 1: bottom one um deep Water edition. Okay, so let's talk
Speaker 1: about this movie deep Water that we all watched on Hulu. Um,
Speaker 1: we are going to talk about our top one and
Speaker 1: bottom one moment from it. Let's start with bottom because
Speaker 1: that's wherever literally every kind of anecdote or or thought
Speaker 1: about this movie belongs. It was a movie starting Ben
Speaker 1: Affleck and on a day are our ar Mass and
Speaker 1: they were banging each other when they made it. That's
Speaker 1: why I wanted to watch it. I thought it would
Speaker 1: be super sexy, and it is a very sexy movie.
Speaker 1: It's a thriller. I just love when people on screen
Speaker 1: are banging off screen and I know it. I just
Speaker 1: like seeing that chemistry. It makes me feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in their relationship a little bit, and it's voyeuristic. Um.
Speaker 1: She is amazingly gorgeous. It is a movie about a guy,
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck, and this woman who are married and they
Speaker 1: have a hid and she is a woman that is
Speaker 1: constantly sleeping with other men in town and he knows
Speaker 1: about it, and the town knows about it, and he's
Speaker 1: like a cook. And then they start disappearing and getting murdered.
Speaker 1: And you wonder if it's Ben Affleck, and then you know,
Speaker 1: hilarity ensues and there are snails. My least favorite part,
Speaker 1: my bottom part of this movie was the snails. It
Speaker 1: was shoehorned in. They serve no purpose. Um his he
Speaker 1: was a guy Ben Affleck's characters, his husband and he
Speaker 1: has this whole like snail garden where he like has
Speaker 1: a bunch of snails in the tank. And like it's
Speaker 1: not like they eat the dead bodies that he's killing
Speaker 1: or allegedly killing. Like there's no I can understand if
Speaker 1: he was like into compost and you're like, oh, maybe
Speaker 1: that's what he's doing with all along this where the
Speaker 1: bodies were going or something. Then the snails were just
Speaker 1: sliming up things moving slowly in the sense of like
Speaker 1: so does anything else. I it was originally based off
Speaker 1: of a book, and I think the snails played a
Speaker 1: part in the book in a big way. I want
Speaker 1: to say I've done research on this movie because it's
Speaker 1: so insane to me that this thing got made, that
Speaker 1: they had. The director directed a bunch of thrillers back
Speaker 1: in the day, Like some of the best thrillers that
Speaker 1: there were hasn't directed in so long. He's like eighty
Speaker 1: nine years old, so you have an elderly director. That
Speaker 1: is probably part of the problem. They had to do
Speaker 1: reshoots on it like a year later because the finished
Speaker 1: product it was supposed to come out in two thousand
Speaker 1: nineteen before the pandemaphoria. Also, isn't one of the creatives?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, Sam or whatever they I don't know
Speaker 1: his name, but when I read about it, I noticed
Speaker 1: that and not explained. But the snails so many Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: they got just got slim all over it. What was
Speaker 1: what were they doing to the well, then they should
Speaker 1: have shown the snail eating it or as parts of
Speaker 1: it decay. The snail is the pig of the Okay,
Speaker 1: so for your guys. But the wallet was some evidence
Speaker 1: that maybe someone would was trying to get rid of
Speaker 1: and so Andrews saying like maybe he was trying to
Speaker 1: get rid of evidence. That's not what was happening. It
Speaker 1: just wasn't wallet with a bunch of slime on it
Speaker 1: in the in the snail tank. What was it doing
Speaker 1: in the snail tank because maybe the phone would open it.
Speaker 1: That's when we go in there. Yes, the snails are
Speaker 1: so gross. It keeps people from opening it. Why not?
Speaker 1: Why not yours or something that more that people are
Speaker 1: actually neared of. It felt so forced. That's why I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe it's deeper. That's so stupid. It makes
Speaker 1: no that's my least favorite snails the snails, snails, um
Speaker 1: shit I have. So it was hard to alright, um,
Speaker 1: I mean I would have to say, just her at
Speaker 1: the party, just completely wasted and completely just it's one
Speaker 1: thing to everyone stopped, sin looks at her because she's
Speaker 1: like so enigmatic and she's like wasted. Different party, that's
Speaker 1: a different the first party with the blonde hair guy.
Speaker 1: I'm saying she got she was like singing with the
Speaker 1: piano at that party. That was the second party. The
Speaker 1: most first party too, Oh first party. Okay, so either
Speaker 1: party either her at a party, it's one thing to
Speaker 1: cook in front of in private, cuk away. That's what
Speaker 1: Ben likes. You cut him in the I don't know,
Speaker 1: I know, but at a party, it's just it really forgotten.
Speaker 1: It was bad. It was bad. It was bad because
Speaker 1: but that was what the movie that I have to say,
Speaker 1: that was part. That's something I liked about it because
Speaker 1: he made me so angry, I know, because she was
Speaker 1: working with him. She knew he would never leave her.
Speaker 1: She said that, like, I know that, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do about it? Didn't leave me and he's not
Speaker 1: doing it. So she was almost testing him like she
Speaker 1: loved she was Jada Pinkett smithing it, like she wanted
Speaker 1: to push him because she wanted to see him act
Speaker 1: out because she got so horny from him loving her
Speaker 1: and wanting her so bad and getting jealous that she
Speaker 1: she did that funk with him. I mean so many
Speaker 1: scenes they would be making out and then she would
Speaker 1: make eye contact with him while they were making out,
Speaker 1: so she had a whole other Yes, I was at
Speaker 1: the end. I think at the end we should talk
Speaker 1: about like what we thought the plot was, because my
Speaker 1: plotmation was totally different, but to what Andrew was saying
Speaker 1: about the parties, So for if anyone didn't watch it,
Speaker 1: it was about like these affluent people and they would
Speaker 1: be at a party like every single day. I was like,
Speaker 1: are these people exhausted? So many so many parties, and
Speaker 1: it was so funny. I was looking at all the
Speaker 1: extras and they're just all these people. They just no
Speaker 1: party would have this kind of people at it, like
Speaker 1: it was just such a mismatched group of like it
Speaker 1: was filmed during the no I guess it wasn't filmed
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, but it was just like I was
Speaker 1: just it's so funny party scenes in movies, Like it's
Speaker 1: just the weirdest looking groups of people. But um, they
Speaker 1: were always going to so many parties. You're right, and
Speaker 1: that isn't another annoying thing of it. And but didn't
Speaker 1: you think that she knew that she had something on him,
Speaker 1: just more than the love, like that she knew that
Speaker 1: he actually murdered the one guy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's how I felt. I felt like she had something
Speaker 1: on him. That's why he kept being such a contesting Okay,
Speaker 1: I kind of like that, but but it turned out
Speaker 1: that wasn't who the fun knows because the ending is
Speaker 1: so stupid. Oh you know what my last favorite? Can
Speaker 1: I just say my least favorite? No more than snails?
Speaker 1: This was only if you've seen it, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: When Ben is with the stick at the end, like
Speaker 1: poking around to get that guy like back in the
Speaker 1: water and that guy the author shows about it from nowhere,
Speaker 1: why was Oh my god, this actually brings me to
Speaker 1: my other least favorites just have given him reason to
Speaker 1: be there. Why was he there he knew I think
Speaker 1: he heard of this creek before he knew that there
Speaker 1: was a body in that creek. It was because he
Speaker 1: was he had nothing else to do with his day
Speaker 1: except for be suspec just Ben Affleck's I thought he
Speaker 1: just wound up there like because I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: on a hike and I just happened to see this
Speaker 1: guy who I suspected murdering out with a stick, trying
Speaker 1: to poke up a town with people who have nothing
Speaker 1: to do. And why he thought that Ben was a murderer?
Speaker 1: Would he like go stumbling in his dress suites down
Speaker 1: a ravine and get closer to a guy who's obviously
Speaker 1: doing something to furious and will definitely kill you if
Speaker 1: he's like it was when he was speeding away from
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, now I'm going to write a
Speaker 1: book about you. He was like saying all these dumb
Speaker 1: runaway things, and I'm like, focus on getting away, you
Speaker 1: freaky dumb old man. He's like, I was his wife
Speaker 1: so young. He's talking into his phone like chapter four,
Speaker 1: he's murderer. It's like he's in there right behind. You
Speaker 1: want to bike going source faster than you can drive
Speaker 1: in your little dumb station. Him biking everywhere. It's the
Speaker 1: Friday Jason walking faster than someone runs. Get the fun
Speaker 1: was at at biking though. He biked everywhere, and he
Speaker 1: took shortcuts that the guy didn't know about. That's a
Speaker 1: That's another thing of don't text and and drive. Don't
Speaker 1: try to do voice notes and drive while driving away
Speaker 1: from ben Affleck coming after you want to bike to
Speaker 1: murder you parts I don't even know. I hated the parties.
Speaker 1: The best part for me was um, how hot they
Speaker 1: both were and the scene where they have sex. It
Speaker 1: was super duper hot. And I did not like any
Speaker 1: of the sex with the other guys. Really, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to her in ben Affleck. Ben Affleck is so
Speaker 1: freaking good looking, he still got it. Love the facework,
Speaker 1: um him. They definitely had chemistry in that one scene.
Speaker 1: And I definitely think he takes jobs to get naked
Speaker 1: with women that he wants to hook up with. And
Speaker 1: I don't begrudge him for it, because I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: just part of the reason that he takes these gigs.
Speaker 1: But that is those sex scene that that one was
Speaker 1: super hot? No, do you have the best part? Okay,
Speaker 1: It's like I really had to dig in there to
Speaker 1: say this. Um, but I guess I kind of like
Speaker 1: the sexual tension. I like the idea of like cooking
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But um, cuckoldings, I should say.
Speaker 1: But it just it. It didn't do it right because
Speaker 1: of all the other things that we discussed. Um, did
Speaker 1: you like the little girl like singing in the car
Speaker 1: at the end after he watched this awful murder scene
Speaker 1: to lighten the mood, oh, out takes the little daughter
Speaker 1: four year old singing the b GS in the back
Speaker 1: of car. It was like the dumbest thing during the
Speaker 1: credits to have this little girl like singing a song.
Speaker 1: It was so first singing made me understand the wife cheating,
Speaker 1: Like that's how bad her singing? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: loved her being such a bad mom. Tell me your taps,
Speaker 1: and then I want to tell you what I thought
Speaker 1: about the Yeah, I guess the only thing that like
Speaker 1: the one. It is weird to like it. No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't even that the cause, Yeah, I guess my when
Speaker 1: ben Okay, first of all, I was rooting for Ben
Speaker 1: because I hated her so much, and then by the
Speaker 1: end of it, I wanted him all to die. But
Speaker 1: when Ben sat down the brad Pitt, younger looking guy,
Speaker 1: the first guy she was sucking and at the party,
Speaker 1: and told him that he murdered the other guy that was.
Speaker 1: And then when the guy came over and Ben was
Speaker 1: still like giving him food and like, I did enjoy
Speaker 1: that because it gave Ben at least some backbone. But
Speaker 1: that was the only redeeming thing about the whole movie.
Speaker 1: Final thought, Noah, what do you make of this movie? Okay,
Speaker 1: so at first I thought the same, like you like,
Speaker 1: this woman cheats and you know, it stresses him out
Speaker 1: and all that. And then as the movie started to end,
Speaker 1: I realized, like I thought that it was more of
Speaker 1: this woman is trapped by this guy who is a
Speaker 1: genius and he's very wealthy and powerful and he I
Speaker 1: thought it was like an erectile dysfunction thing where he
Speaker 1: could not satisfy her and but also would not let
Speaker 1: her leave the relationship, and she would have all these
Speaker 1: affairs and you know, to she obviously had some kind
Speaker 1: of like like sex addiction or something and um, and
Speaker 1: every time she would get that satisfied. He would go
Speaker 1: and you kill these guys and she would just feel
Speaker 1: trapped in this loop. That's what I took away from him.
Speaker 1: But he did right. Well. Do you remember at the
Speaker 1: party when she backed up to him and he's like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: you know that was hot. I thought like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: she's teasing him because she knows that he can't keep
Speaker 1: an erection, so it's just going to tease him a
Speaker 1: little bit. And that could have been solved with should
Speaker 1: I murder the guy or get a hard cock. I
Speaker 1: think it was just vehicle for these for just a
Speaker 1: sexy movie that really taught me. Nothing told me, nothing,
Speaker 1: didn't make me think about anything deeper. Um just made me. Honestly,
Speaker 1: what I took away from it is that I need
Speaker 1: to make movies because anything goes, anything fucking goes, Like
Speaker 1: like there's sometimes you see movies and you just go,
Speaker 1: how you know there's a podcast? How did this get made?
Speaker 1: About these kinds of movies? I can't wait until they
Speaker 1: do this movie on there. But it really does blow
Speaker 1: your mind the stuff that gets made. And this was
Speaker 1: an example of something that should not have been made.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it was you've got to see it because
Speaker 1: it's just so weird. The music is good, the cinematography
Speaker 1: is good. The um what about the cops? The cops?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the cops? I don't remember them. Detectives,
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh what about So she snaps on.
Speaker 1: So he murders her boyfriend, right her, this is like
Speaker 1: the second one of all the guys she's in front
Speaker 1: of murders him or whatever party at their friend's house. Right. So,
Speaker 1: and when he murders after he murders him, the cops
Speaker 1: come right and they're like pulled the body out of
Speaker 1: the thing, and they're all sitting around trying to investigate it,
Speaker 1: and she starts screaming and crying being I know you're dead,
Speaker 1: I know you're him, and so the cops are like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take you away. So she's screaming this in
Speaker 1: front of all their friends that are like freaked out
Speaker 1: because they just wants this guy dying. And then the
Speaker 1: next week they're all at like a fun brunch party
Speaker 1: and this like bad backyard barbecue with all the same people.
Speaker 1: It's so weird. So when he went over for dinner,
Speaker 1: when he went to the guy's dinner, the book the writer. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what about what oh? When he danced
Speaker 1: with the guy's wife, I was like, fun, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it, girl, get it. I thought that we were going.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to see his sex scene between
Speaker 1: just wanted up him to fun a blonde girls. I
Speaker 1: could kind of blur my eyes and picture it. That's
Speaker 1: why he likes Sweeney Stits. I mean I always like
Speaker 1: girls that look like like I've always like, you know,
Speaker 1: porn everything. I just want someone do um No. So
Speaker 1: because you said I looked like Taylor Hawkins yesterday and
Speaker 1: it was so funny because I've been thinking every time
Speaker 1: I see a picture of Taylor Hawkins, r I p
Speaker 1: coming up, I think it's me for a second, and
Speaker 1: that's it flattering to me. I do look I do
Speaker 1: without makeup, I do look like Taylor Hawkins. I mean
Speaker 1: you could if you dressed like it would be He's
Speaker 1: a great smile, like he's always smiling, and like it
Speaker 1: would be a good I mean, I guess it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be a good hall, it would have been a good Holloway.
Speaker 1: Literally think you look like if Kurt Cobain and Taylor
Speaker 1: Hawkins had a baby and that's why you said I
Speaker 1: should never meet Tave girl. It would be very triggering.
Speaker 1: You'd be dead in a week. Oh my god, oh god.
Speaker 1: The other thing about Sauces, here's the other thing inside
Speaker 1: my belly. The movie is one of those movies you
Speaker 1: can't turn it off. And I'll give it credit for that.
Speaker 1: That's that, okay. Maybe partly because you said to see
Speaker 1: this I I thought you might have loved it. I
Speaker 1: was also watching this movie where you thought I might
Speaker 1: like it, so I didn't know at what point, person, Well,
Speaker 1: that's a great April Fools. I did have an April
Speaker 1: Fool's joke, and that was it. I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: They said something about April Fools that I've read that
Speaker 1: was like, you are meant to confuse, not abuse. That's
Speaker 1: what a good prank is if the person can laugh afterwards,
Speaker 1: confusion not abusion, which I like the the it is hard.
Speaker 1: There are certain movies that are so bad that they're
Speaker 1: and this one was I think not bad enough, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. We got pretty fired up here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just can we do our top ten the whole thing?
Speaker 1: And actually I would I don't watch bad movies. I
Speaker 1: just I don't watch movies in general, Like, so I don't,
Speaker 1: And you know, I know there are a lot of
Speaker 1: bad movies from my childhood that I think is good
Speaker 1: because I was a child and children are dumb, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm trying to even think of
Speaker 1: like one bad movie that I've seen that I like.
Speaker 1: I walked out of Dinners for Schmucks. I hated it.
Speaker 1: I walked out of Horrible Bosses, hated it. I thought,
Speaker 1: it's just these movies are just so insulting to your
Speaker 1: to your intelligence that any of this would fly, any
Speaker 1: of these people would act this way. It's just like
Speaker 1: I can't stand it. Just just leave your job, don't
Speaker 1: murder your boss. Boss has acted this way, you know,
Speaker 1: to see you buying a ticket for Deep Water, Like
Speaker 1: it's just such a funnier thing to go to the movie,
Speaker 1: to write Hulu and say, um, I think my monthly
Speaker 1: subscription should be. I walked out Alimentary this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I walked out of my living room. Think about how
Speaker 1: many shows and movies we've walked out of that that
Speaker 1: you know, we have to go somewhere or whatever to like,
Speaker 1: I would walk out of theaters all the time. It
Speaker 1: was a thing because I never walked out of a theater.
Speaker 1: I do not put up with something that is like
Speaker 1: it is nothing that the theater doesn't give a funk
Speaker 1: the guy working like, I don't want this movie to
Speaker 1: have my money. I don't want this man to make
Speaker 1: more movies. They already have money. Money. No, I'm taking
Speaker 1: it back so it will be one less box office money.
Speaker 1: You would leave and ask for your money back if
Speaker 1: it was before forty five minutes in the movie. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's not because I want that money. It's because
Speaker 1: I need to send a message with my money that is,
Speaker 1: don't make these movies. This is not good. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of anyone doing this. People do it all the time,
Speaker 1: and you can do it anytime you want. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it now because like theaters are suffering. But back
Speaker 1: in the day when they were fine before movie pass,
Speaker 1: we gotta go, let's some well shots fired. We gotta go.
Speaker 1: Have such a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Uh don't ki and money back