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Speaker 1: The nicky er. Here's NICKI here. I am hello, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Monday, but

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Speaker 1: I know I have to be honest with everyone. We're

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Speaker 1: keeping us on Friday, which is April one, April fold.

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Speaker 1: I am, actually it is. It is Friday here, but

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Speaker 1: it is Monday to you. And just you know, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate all the listeners. I wanted this to be a

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Speaker 1: very like a current show of like, oh, they taped

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Speaker 1: it that day. There's gonna be sometimes where you just

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Speaker 1: can't do that doesn't mean that the show is gonna

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Speaker 1: lack anything else. And in fact, doing it later in

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Speaker 1: the day. It's four pm here. We usually do the

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Speaker 1: show around we say eleven o'clock and then it gets

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Speaker 1: pushed to about um, it's just a different vibe. My face.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you should go check this video out.

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Speaker 1: I think my face as is less puffy. I I

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Speaker 1: give myself that because when I see sometimes the stills

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Speaker 1: of our video on our channel which I'm subscribed to,

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Speaker 1: and they always pop up sometimes I'm just like, it's

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Speaker 1: a harsh. It's almost like when you accidentally see yourself

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Speaker 1: in your camera and you just go, oh, God, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to see that. And there're sometimes where I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: my face is doing things that are it's hard to

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Speaker 1: you know, understood to deal with because I've I've a

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Speaker 1: I'm aging and and but I always help myself by

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Speaker 1: going like you used to look like that, that like

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Speaker 1: that was a couple of days ago, or I say

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Speaker 1: it was in the morning and you were puffier. Um. Also,

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Speaker 1: I will say the other day, when I was in

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen in two years, and it's so interesting

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Speaker 1: to see two years of age on people's faces. It's

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Speaker 1: just this slight difference where I used to see these

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Speaker 1: people every single day and then and I for some

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Speaker 1: of them, I was like, oh my god, Like I like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it to their face, to

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Speaker 1: their old, saggy face, but like they definitely aged. And

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Speaker 1: and then I was just like, wow, God, people are aging.

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Speaker 1: It's like and then I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: they're probably thinking the same thing about it because they

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Speaker 1: haven't seen me in two years. You know. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of texts yeah from people and Louis food

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Speaker 1: must be good, that's what people said. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's about you. It was just right just out

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Speaker 1: of nowhere. Have been like see the door guy at

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Speaker 1: this comedy seller. How does he even have your number?

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Speaker 1: There are some people that I have to say looked better,

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Speaker 1: and I do think that I look better as an age,

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Speaker 1: Like I just you know, I told you the story

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Speaker 1: of for instance, for Cola being like how did you

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Speaker 1: get so beautiful? And I said confidence, and he said no,

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Speaker 1: I think it's genetics. But I do feel that the

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Speaker 1: more confident I get, just being comfortable in your own

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Speaker 1: skin just makes you attractive. It's kind of uh it,

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Speaker 1: you know, it tricks people into thinking you're better looking

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Speaker 1: than you are because you're just exuding happiness and um,

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Speaker 1: but I do I will get a facelift at some point.

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Speaker 1: Like I look at my dad's face. I have a

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Speaker 1: dad bot and I have like my dad's face, and

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Speaker 1: my dad, like our glazers faces just kind of like

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Speaker 1: get a little craggy. My dad it looks like really

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Speaker 1: I think it's just my dad is always like God,

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Speaker 1: it look weathered whenever sees the picture of himself, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you look like an old Native American,

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Speaker 1: like the guys used to worship that. We have pictures

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Speaker 1: one of those cool fossils he has. Yeah, but like

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Speaker 1: that's how it's. It's not leathery, but it's like my

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Speaker 1: grandma and my aunt had the same skin. And I

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Speaker 1: think it's also son he's he's he loves the sun

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Speaker 1: and he doesn't moisturize, you know, he never has and

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Speaker 1: also cigarettes for years and years. And you know, there

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Speaker 1: was this picture I posted. Did you see my Instagram

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Speaker 1: story the other day day? It was it was yesterday

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Speaker 1: when it was no, it was of the Cheers cast.

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Speaker 1: How fucking crazy? Was that shocking? So I'm just so

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Speaker 1: you can just picture him Ted Danson and cheer Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: George went is like the eight is the old old man,

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Speaker 1: the show and then read a pearlman who looks thirty four. Dude,

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Speaker 1: this photo because it's just trippy and and it's said

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Speaker 1: like no sun protection, like not drinking enough water, all

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Speaker 1: four in the morning. I've it would be funny to

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Speaker 1: jompa juice. Everybody knows your name and looks so young

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Speaker 1: and vibrant. They'd I'll be wearing Lulu Lemon. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what it is, but I think

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Speaker 1: I think it makes you more manly. Yeah, it is interesting,

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Speaker 1: and they just lie to you, guys. They lie and

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Speaker 1: once every two day. I'm not don't even buy anything.

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Speaker 1: It's just just like like my Cheers. There was like

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Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift store with just like all of her

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Speaker 1: things there. I would I'm in the Taylor Swift merch

426
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Speaker 1: store every other day. Yeah, you don't have to buy

427
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Speaker 1: just the smells. Yeah, I touched the fake asthtic fake grass.

428
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Speaker 1: Where was I trying to do? They know your name? Now?

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Speaker 1: Is that your cheers? They've seen me plenty, they know me. Well,

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Speaker 1: the one knows my name. I have to places. Golf

431
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Speaker 1: Galaxy is a little bigger. Also found a nicer golf

432
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Speaker 1: Galaxy in Chesterfield extra fifteen minute drive. Okay, yes, that's

433
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Speaker 1: where you're getting pretty when you're crossing state lines. Then

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Speaker 1: I went golfing, played nine holes shot of forty not bad.

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Speaker 1: I played okay, then I putted, then I came back,

436
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Speaker 1: made some food, and now I'm here. That's a lot though.

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Speaker 1: That's it's good productive, that's a productive day. It's a

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Speaker 1: big day. Um I got up at God. Um I

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Speaker 1: got up. I had to have a COVID test because

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Speaker 1: I'm going that on Sunday, s COVID test. Walked the dog,

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Speaker 1: came back to her. I just wanted to spice. I'm

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Speaker 1: so bored with what I'm saying that I had to

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Speaker 1: add something to it. So I woke the dog and

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Speaker 1: then I got a coffee, and I came back here

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Speaker 1: and I took my my mad's and my vitamins, and

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Speaker 1: I uh ate some breakfast, and I went back to sleep,

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Speaker 1: and um, I waited like I like to like chug

449
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Speaker 1: a coffee and then I like to go back to

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Speaker 1: sleep and take a nap on it. And I listened

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Speaker 1: to a stoic podcast. I fell asleep to that. I

452
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Speaker 1: woke up an hour later, and then um, I went

453
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Speaker 1: and I played guitar for a little bit. I cleaned

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Speaker 1: up around the house because I it's coming over. And

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Speaker 1: I did some laundry because I am going out of

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Speaker 1: town for a week and a half. And then my

457
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Speaker 1: my housekeeper showed up, and then I answered some emails,

458
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Speaker 1: you know, did some like stuff like that, and then um,

459
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Speaker 1: and then yet the house people came over, and then

460
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Speaker 1: I came in here to avoid all that while it

461
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Speaker 1: was going on, and I played guitar and here and oh,

462
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I had a call about I'm doing like

463
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Speaker 1: Daily Pop on E and Nightly Pop on E twice

464
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Speaker 1: a day next week for um, Monday through Thursday, I'm

465
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Speaker 1: doing it twice a day, and so I had a

466
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Speaker 1: little creative cool. Yeah, it's on and it's a live

467
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Speaker 1: show on for Daily Pop and then it's pre taped

468
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Speaker 1: for the Nightly one. But I'm doing two a day.

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Speaker 1: And then um, yeah, I just thought about like what

470
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear for this types of stuff, and um

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Speaker 1: do like hers is more like this, Like it's more

472
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Speaker 1: like flirty and like opinionated. But I've never liked seen

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Speaker 1: her on anything except I just like know it from

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Speaker 1: like that one scene where she's like with Joe Paschi

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Speaker 1: and bed. For some reason, I see Schumer when you

476
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Speaker 1: do really Schumer doing it. They're interesting. Yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: by the way, I did too. I loved it Life

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Speaker 1: Is Life. And the last scene I cried, I cried

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Speaker 1: about Oh yeah whatever. I cried when she was the

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Speaker 1: little girl had to wear a wig to school. That

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Speaker 1: made me cry of like just get having like I

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Speaker 1: just related to being having a like a thing you're

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Speaker 1: doing because of anxiety, and your whole family knows about

484
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Speaker 1: it and they don't know what to do without it,

485
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Speaker 1: and they're whispering about it, and you're like a pariah

486
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Speaker 1: like it. Um. I loved I loved that so good.

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Speaker 1: I talked to her about it. It was just like, girl,

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Speaker 1: you're amazing. Even when she played the younger girl, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean that wasn't the younger girl? Oh, she

490
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Speaker 1: played the younger version of herself. That would be insane,

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Speaker 1: that would be like Penn fifteen. Actually, you know, it

492
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Speaker 1: was fucking fantastic. Oh my god, my god, I knew

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Speaker 1: you would love. Oh my god. If you haven't seen

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Speaker 1: Life Is can we talk about deep Water really quick?

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Speaker 1: But before we go finally, Okay, we've all we've all

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Speaker 1: watched deep enough time. It doesn't matter. What does honestly

497
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Speaker 1: a deep water deep water if you haven't seen it

498
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Speaker 1: on Hulu, it is so awful. Okay, can we just

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Speaker 1: like talk about why, you know what, why don't we

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Speaker 1: do our I'm moving top one, bottom one. We're making

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Speaker 1: it deep water, favorite thing about at least favorite thing.

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Speaker 1: That's what we'll go into deep water. If you haven't

503
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Speaker 1: seen deep Water on Hulu, we won't spoil it too

504
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Speaker 1: much for you. But also I hope you maybe see it,

505
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Speaker 1: and maybe you could save this podcast for later, for

506
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Speaker 1: the end of the podcast for later. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: the news. Oh man, it's Monday, folks, it's really Friday.

508
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: But is it monday? Who knows anymore? Tuesday? And there's

509
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Speaker 1: all days but whatever, you know, let's do things. Playing

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Speaker 1: all this wells back to you. Noh alright, noah, what

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Speaker 1: are the headlines today? I have good news today. Younger

512
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 1: women now earn at least or as much or more

513
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: than men in twenty two metro areas. Whoa, I'm feeling

514
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: twenty two not true areas, young women are making more

515
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: than men. Um Women thirty and younger earn nine cents

516
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: for every dollar made by a comparable man, which is okay. Well, also,

517
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Speaker 1: this isn't good news for me. I'm not a younger woman. Yeah. Actually,

518
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: women your age are making what I don't want to

519
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Speaker 1: say any umber. It's bad dinner tonight six cents for

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00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 1: every no, no, no. But are men just making less money?

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00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: Could that be? I know that men aren't working as much,

522
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: and men are out of work and feeling really you know,

523
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: men are just depressed, and so maybe that's affecting it.

524
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: What are they saying. They're saying it's probably because of

525
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: like transparency, just being and people just being more open

526
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: about the salaries that they earn. And as women do

527
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: get older though, um, the gap kind of widens and

528
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: it's because being stretched, well because they become moms, they

529
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: get out of the labor forces. Um uh, it is

530
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: so weird. Like that's what it was my question for

531
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: that finance woman, like is she married? Does she have kids? Yeah?

532
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: I mean it just there. I know you can do it,

533
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Speaker 1: but it's just different. It's just to think like the disparity,

534
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: like if it's a low level job first, you know,

535
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: a ceo, Like obviously there's not that many CEOs in

536
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: their twenties at this point. I just looked at the billionaires,

537
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: like the richest people in the world. The richest woman

538
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: in the world at the top ten. None, That's what

539
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Speaker 1: I'm saying. My point is as the number goes higher,

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Speaker 1: the percentage goes lower, is what I would guess. You

541
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Speaker 1: know the you know, they did the top ten richest

542
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: Women in the world, and I think the richest woman

543
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: is like she's like the the No, it's a founder

544
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: of like um or she owns loreal in all those

545
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: like extension brands or whatever. And she it's somewhere in

546
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: the sixty billions, which is not even close to like

547
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: number ten on the met Like, it's just we're not

548
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: even close to cracking the top ten. It's wild chest

549
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: women are divorces, yes, men, but and then they give

550
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: a lot of the money away because they because they

551
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: have like kindness in their hearts and they yeah, the

552
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: spanks girl makes a lot of money. The women on

553
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Speaker 1: Shark Tank make a lot of money. Kardashian was like

554
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: they did the celebrities and like, yeah, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna

555
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: in the top ten. Um, I don't think she was

556
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: like billionaire status. Now. I think jay z was I

557
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: haven't put out a song in twenty years but through her, Yeah,

558
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: which is a complete anyone who gets that kind of

559
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: wealthy from brand. I watched this whole YouTube thing about it.

560
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: It's it's a subscription service to get the fenty thing

561
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: fenty by Savage fenty x Savage line. You do subscription

562
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: service that it automatically signs you up for. It's it's

563
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: like so unethical and they make all their stuff in sweatshops,

564
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: like it's one of the most egregiously unethical brands, and

565
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: like they trick their consumers with all these extra like

566
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Speaker 1: add ons. It's wild. And it was just this girl

567
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: just had a great point. She goes, anyone that's a

568
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: billionaire is doing something at an ethical There's just isn't

569
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: a way to get that that rich without being a

570
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: bad person. And Yeah, I loved the first episode. It's everything,

571
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: but the first do you know that's a true story,

572
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: That first episode of Atlanta first, the first one you

573
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Speaker 1: told of the third season. So if you haven't seen

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Speaker 1: Atlanta before, I really recommend the season because it's completely

575
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Speaker 1: it's not it's not linear, like it's not going it's

576
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: the series. Like I haven't seen any episodes. Episode two

577
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: and three, it starts becoming linear. It's so just it's

578
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: a story. It's a true story about these two lesbian

579
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Speaker 1: like do gooders that adopted all of these black children

580
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: that were in foster care and then like it just

581
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: gets wild. But it's a true story and you should

582
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: really watch it. I loved it so much and I

583
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: thank you for recommending it to me. What's the next story? Okay,

584
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: there's drama in St. Louis and the story was sent

585
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: by a bestie. St. Louis restaurant stands up to a

586
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: Los Angeles food blogging influencer after a negative review. Okay,

587
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: so here's what happened. The place called Corner seventeen. Have

588
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: you guys heard of that restaurant? Okay, it's a Chinese

589
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: restaurant was approached by an influencer who has over two

590
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: hundred thousand followers on Instagram and said to pay him

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Speaker 1: a hundred dollars and he would record the food as

592
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: it was being made and then posted on his account.

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00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: The owner declined, he said no, thank you. The guy

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00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: went to the restaurant anyway and then posted on Instagram

595
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: on his Instagram story that the food taste like ass

596
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: or such a floral taste to these and then like

597
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: a vomit emoji. Uh. So, the restaurant owner, even though

598
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: he doesn't have as many followers and stuff, he stood

599
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Speaker 1: up and he exposed that the guy asked him for

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00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars and he's like, this guy is just

601
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: coming here and we refused to pay him on and

602
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: he's attacking us. So um, A lot of people in St.

603
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: Louis supported the restaurant and stood up for us. I

604
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: was wondering if you guys heard about that story. No,

605
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of it, but influences can be so gross.

606
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: This guy, he could have been the best meal he's

607
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: ever had, and he was never going to give it

608
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: a good review. It's like people just come into situations

609
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: looking for reasons to hate it. And I've been that

610
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: person before of like I'm just going in with negativity

611
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: or like but um, yeah, that's sucks, and um, good

612
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: on that guy for you're not just taking it. And

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Speaker 1: I'll go there this week and I will give a true,

614
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: honest review, even if it's Bader seventeen. I'm coming get

615
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: that ass right because I'm gonna eat it all right,

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00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: I will. Do you want to go, I can't. I'm

617
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: out of town. I've heard that before. I'm going Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where are you going to the pre pre pre Grammy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the pre oscars too. They're they're backed

620
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: up all the way. We're doing a pre show of

621
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Speaker 1: the pre show, of the pre show of the pre show,

622
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: all the way to the next oscars, which I will

623
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Speaker 1: go there. I'd want to see you go there. I

624
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: hate a guy first of all, like what do you like?

625
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: I bet I know what this guy looks like to

626
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: this little catty, just like I didn't want to say

627
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: his name because I didn't want to give him any

628
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: kind of support, even good or bad. None of that

629
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: bad press is good press. So you're good to keep

630
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: keep his name out of your mouth. In the words

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Speaker 1: of Will Smith, Yeah, yeah, what I love that when

632
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Speaker 1: when you say something like that, like when he was like,

633
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 1: keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth. He

634
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: like said it twice because he had nothing else, you know,

635
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: like we heard you the first time, and you know,

636
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: like whenever someone repeats themselves like twice, comedians do it

637
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: to have like the punch line. It's like, no, we heard,

638
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: You're just wasting our time with there's nothing funnier and

639
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,439
Speaker 1: someone that is angry and they don't they can't find

640
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: the word. I mean, that's why he punched him. It's

641
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: like he did not have words. Well, you can't compete

642
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 1: with Chris rob I mean, it would have been so ugly,

643
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: it would have been That's when he realized. As he

644
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: was walking to say, he was probably like, oh, fun,

645
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to say to this guy. Well

646
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: did you see Chris almost went in and you could

647
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: hear him under his breath be like I could I

648
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: forgot exactly what were but he said something like I

649
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: could say so essentially, like I got so much to say,

650
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but he pays. Yeah, he said something though,

651
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: like under his breath of like he knows so much ship.

652
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: I mean, every celebrity at that level knows so much

653
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: stuff that could take down everyone. I mean even I

654
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 1: know stuff that could take down people's careers. So I've

655
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: barely got my foot in the door in that way.

656
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I'm sorry, you know so much stuff.

657
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: The celebrities luckily paid you a hundred dollars to keep

658
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: you fucking your mouth shut, you fucking mouth. I love

659
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: to call me a name and then say it twice,

660
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 1: you dumb piece of golf shit. I don't know, dumb

661
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: piece of golfing shit. Yeh feel mean all right? Uh

662
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: next story. Okay, we'll do a quick one before break up.

663
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: Pets have the potential to make their owners more attractive.

664
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: They serve as both conversation starters and tools for relational maintenance.

665
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god, yes, pants are so good

666
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: for everything. So a part of the research which I

667
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: found interesting, Um, the study shows that women were more

668
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: discriminating regarding the association of a potential partner with pets

669
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: than men. They were more discriminating like, oh, well, my

670
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: thing is always like if he has a dog, I'm

671
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: just like that. He's in every poet picture with in

672
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: bumble or whatever. I'm just like, get over your dog,

673
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: Like I can't say something. Guys that are just like

674
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: all they care about is their dog, Like I love

675
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: my dog, but it's not it's too much to be

676
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: like he's my everything. I I live and breathe this

677
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: Like it's just too much. I'm just like, go just

678
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: fuck your dog already, like I'm never gonna And sometimes

679
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: the dog is like not that cute, and I'm just

680
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: like don't think I'll ever like this thing as much

681
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: as you do, and that's going to be a divide

682
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: between us. I'm opening up some pickles because I really

683
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: want one right now. I just brought out because I

684
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: think it would be funny and it's not the most

685
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: annoying thing. Like listeners crunch, it kind of looks like

686
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: a dog's penis. To be honest, um, I'm not I'm

687
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: not going to chew on Mike. Uh what do you

688
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: thinking HEREW No, I know it was a joke to

689
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: be quiet the whole time while you don't eat off

690
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: or while you eat off Mike. I think that if

691
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 1: a girl has a dog, I gotta think that maybe

692
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: it's from a past relationship, So maybe there's baggage there potentially,

693
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: Uh that would really girl or a guy. I think

694
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: maybe that could be a reason or I don't know.

695
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think why a girl would not other

696
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: than that not like a guy either are allergic they

697
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: It also says that women are more likely to pay

698
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: attention to how a date interacts with their pet than men. Oh,

699
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: which is kind of what Nicky was saying, right like, oh, okay,

700
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: but they don't care if the person actually owns a dog.

701
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: I care if someone is like, I don't care if

702
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: you're like fawning over. I've had Luigi when I've been

703
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: single and guys have met him or and marry in

704
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: my head, and I wasn't like, like sad if they

705
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: didn't show enough, and I'm just like, it's just they

706
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: don't need to be like fawning over. If they were

707
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: just totally dismissive of it, I'm just like, well, that's

708
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: kind of weird. But I've seen some real assholes, like

709
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: real like like dark thinking assholes when they see a

710
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: puppy or a dog, they turn into like their seven

711
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: year old self. When I think they probably like something

712
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: shitty happened to them, you know, maybe a dog or something,

713
00:38:54,840 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: but they go from there. Yeah, it's just like I

714
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. What do you think that is? Like,

715
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 1: we're there, we're there, I don't know. It just makes

716
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: us because they're so freaking cute. And it reminds me

717
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: this joke once where I was at the dog park

718
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: and this guy was like, what's your dog's name? And

719
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: I was like Luigi and he was like, but what

720
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: do you call him? And I was like Luigi and

721
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: he was like, what do you call him? And I

722
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: was like little Woo and he was like, oh God.

723
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: I was like I know. He's like yeah, he looked up.

724
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 1: He looked up. Are you a gentle Mike. I was

725
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: taking a ship at a dog owner's house when I

726
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: used to watch dogs, and he he was a big

727
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 1: real estate guy, like like a boss. And I heard

728
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: him like talking to his little toy poodles, like like

729
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: the little baby, and he was like down on the ground.

730
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: And I come out of taking a ship and he's

731
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: just like, hey man, what's what's d man? You have

732
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: a punch of kid. And I'm like what you don't have?

733
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta go to break. We'll be back

734
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: with top one, bottom one. Uh deep water attention Alright,

735
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: we're back. Well, let's do Why do I care? Before

736
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: we get to deep water? Um, why do I care?

737
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Okay, let's see if you care

738
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 1: about this. Uh. Sydney Sweeney, the twenty four year old

739
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: star of shows like Euphoria and The White Lotus, told

740
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: Ellen that she invited her entire family, including her uncle

741
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: and grandparents, to the premiere of Euphoria and they all

742
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 1: watched her nude scene okay. When when Ellen asked her

743
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: um how her grandparents reacted, she said, they said, I

744
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: have the best hits in Hollywood. She really does, by

745
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: the way, I've sent many I've sent some pictures, not

746
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: many a picture, but a couple of pictures of her,

747
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: maybe one to my boyfriend just to be like, check

748
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: out this fucking like lady. Like, isn't she like? And

749
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 1: he was like, not my type, but like, yeah, really

750
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: of good. But I've I've she's made me stop and

751
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: go yikes, she's got a great bod. Um. Yeah, I

752
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: like her a lot. I think I feel a little

753
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: uncomfortable by this whole comment, but you know, that's okay.

754
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: I like that she is okay with that. I would

755
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: be very uncomfortable. Like when my dad was like vavava

756
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: boom about me. I was wondering if you would invite

757
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: your entire family, like if you had your own movie,

758
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: you know, I would say, don't listen to me naked.

759
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, close your eyes at this part.

760
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't want my parents seeing me naked. My mom

761
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: I could handle it, like you know what I mean,

762
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: It's just I don't it's nice I mean my grandma

763
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: be like, hey, your cock, great cock there, And I

764
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: mean she'd be a liar, but I love her for it.

765
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 1: Um Hollywood, Florida. Um, she'd also be a liar. Um, Yeah,

766
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: it would be. I wouldn't mind my mom seeing a

767
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: nude scene or like a love scene because it's I

768
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: just like dad supporting your comedy. You talked about blow,

769
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: you talk about yes, but that's not eliciting boners and

770
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: people like or it's not meant to, whereas news scenes

771
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: often are trying to get you in a romantic like

772
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: if it was, I don't know, I just would feel

773
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: more uncomfortable with it actually being witnessed, Like when my

774
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: dad on the Not Safe when when I did the

775
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: lie detector when he said he had heard me having

776
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: sex it was the worst thing I've ever heard. Was like,

777
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: it was, but it was. I didn't think it would be, Like,

778
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: but there's something about being heard in that context is

779
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: different than me telling a story of it in him.

780
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I mean that show, have you

781
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: watched one episode Tits is like the least cringe e

782
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: part of that show, right, So I can't believe she

783
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: was like, what about my pussy grandma, Grandma, about my grandma,

784
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: my asshole grandma. They are teenagers in the show. It's weird.

785
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: I watched the show. It feels dirty sometimes to watch

786
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: this show, even though it's very entertaining. But who the

787
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: guy that creates it? Like I don't know what goes

788
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: on in Hollywood. Like they're like when her tids are great, Right,

789
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: she's playing a teenager eighteen or no, I guess, I

790
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: mean then she would have to be. She was a

791
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: junior last year, right if she two years. They don't

792
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: really show the high school at all either. By the way,

793
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: they don't show the teachers. They kind of keep you

794
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: in this like adult world too. You forget that they're

795
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: they're not even contextualized as children. Yeah, I don't know

796
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: if I don't know why it does that. It's a

797
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: weird choice. Maybe because it would be so uncomfortable to

798
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: see them, to be reminded that their children ship. I

799
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: just remember like being in we were talking about this

800
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: a seller that getting in trouble for watching Dawson's Creek

801
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: like in high school. I was like that that they

802
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: were doing too many sexual things, Like now kids are

803
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: watching Euphoria. I mean it's it's ten years from now,

804
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: we'll be like and they'll be like, dude, remember euphoria

805
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: tits And now we're like watching porn last night, and

806
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: all I could think about was how the things that

807
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm watching are accessible to like children, to like, it's

808
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: just it's not okay, It's just not okay. I'm really like,

809
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: porn is really bad for the world. It's really really bad.

810
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: It should be something that children should there should be

811
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: ways that they have no control over it now. And

812
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: I just I love porn and I like porn stars,

813
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: and I don't think what they're doing is trying to like,

814
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: you know, ruin, But could it be a thing that

815
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 1: it's just like not taboo anymore. It's like that's a puzzy,

816
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: that's a pussy, like like what I mean. I think

817
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: like porn Hub and stuff, they're under a lot of

818
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: scrutiny because there's a lot of um like sex trafficking

819
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: and like uploading of videos of miners and stuff, and

820
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: it's not regulated or anything like that. So well those

821
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: just better. I know that I have watched videos. I

822
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: know that I have watched videos where the girl I

823
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: read this somewhere the other day about porn is like, yes,

824
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: these women are consenting to do this, like maybe you'll

825
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: see them in a video before it happens, like I

826
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: watched like sometimes like brutal things literally the word brutal

827
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: is in it, and the thing is like, these women

828
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: may have signed onto this, but much like I have

829
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: been in sexual situations sometimes where something starts being like

830
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: not fun for me, and I don't like it, and

831
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: I just don't say anything because it's too big of

832
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: a fucking production to stop it. So you just let

833
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: this thing happen that you don't like. And in porn

834
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: that can be such a slippery slope because not only

835
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: are you like it's it's when it's just me and

836
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: a guy and he's doing something I don't like, and

837
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll just put up with it, like who cares,

838
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be over soon. That is already such a

839
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: sad situation to be in, and it's not his fault.

840
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm just trying not to be awkward

841
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: or like make him feel bad. But when you're on

842
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: a set and there's people who are like union employees

843
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: and their lunch, like that them stopping down because you're

844
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: feeling uncomfortable and ruining the scene and having to It's

845
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: just like there's so many times that women have continued

846
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: on with these scenes and you put up with this

847
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: much that makes uncomfortable, and then you go, okay, well

848
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: if I'm willing to do that, and then it gets

849
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: a little bit more uncofortable and you go, okay that too,

850
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: and then it just it can easily get out of hands.

851
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: So I know I've witnessed women doing things that they

852
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: really did not sign up for, and I just I

853
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: just know it because it's just there's no no chance

854
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 1: that I that I haven't And I'm grateful for those

855
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 1: horrible experience those women went through because I'm like, I'm

856
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm not grateful for it. I'm so sad that it happened,

857
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: but like I want to say that, like I see you,

858
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: if that's you, and like I I'm sorry I came

859
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: to what you went through. I really am, but I

860
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: see you, and I'm trying to figure out how to

861
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: be at peace with it or like separate myself from

862
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: it or like hand because I don't want to support

863
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: these things. I'm I'm grateful was the wrong word. Please

864
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: don't take that out of context. But I just want

865
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: to say, like, you are putting yourself in situations that

866
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: are really scary and um, and to make content for

867
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: people like me, and I appreciate that, and I'm sorry

868
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: that it's it's not a better situation, you know, is

869
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: an amazing Oscar speech, an award that they might not

870
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 1: have asked me to host again, yet it asked me before.

871
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: I would just be like, um, this is what if

872
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: I just turned it into like a whole expose about

873
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: how the business is so terrible, and then I just

874
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: love the ending of it and that's the only way

875
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: I can come. But it's just so funny to see

876
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: like like Presidents z a Lynsky doing like we have

877
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: to stop Russia with the Western world, must help us,

878
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: and if you do, it's the only way I can come,

879
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or like we've seen so

880
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: many dead bodies, but I'm grateful for those dead bodies

881
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: because that's the only way I can climb. Yeah, that's

882
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: literally what I just sounded like. Okay, I regret everything. Um,

883
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking out. It's too late

884
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: in the day. Let's uh, it's really late at night

885
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: in the day. Thanks. Okay, let's get to top one

886
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: bottom one um deep Water edition. Okay, so let's talk

887
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: about this movie deep Water that we all watched on Hulu. Um,

888
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: we are going to talk about our top one and

889
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: bottom one moment from it. Let's start with bottom because

890
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: that's wherever literally every kind of anecdote or or thought

891
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: about this movie belongs. It was a movie starting Ben

892
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: Affleck and on a day are our ar Mass and

893
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: they were banging each other when they made it. That's

894
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: why I wanted to watch it. I thought it would

895
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: be super sexy, and it is a very sexy movie.

896
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: It's a thriller. I just love when people on screen

897
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: are banging off screen and I know it. I just

898
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: like seeing that chemistry. It makes me feel like I'm

899
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: in their relationship a little bit, and it's voyeuristic. Um.

900
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: She is amazingly gorgeous. It is a movie about a guy,

901
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck, and this woman who are married and they

902
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: have a hid and she is a woman that is

903
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: constantly sleeping with other men in town and he knows

904
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: about it, and the town knows about it, and he's

905
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: like a cook. And then they start disappearing and getting murdered.

906
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: And you wonder if it's Ben Affleck, and then you know,

907
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,919
Speaker 1: hilarity ensues and there are snails. My least favorite part,

908
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: my bottom part of this movie was the snails. It

909
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: was shoehorned in. They serve no purpose. Um his he

910
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: was a guy Ben Affleck's characters, his husband and he

911
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: has this whole like snail garden where he like has

912
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of snails in the tank. And like it's

913
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: not like they eat the dead bodies that he's killing

914
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: or allegedly killing. Like there's no I can understand if

915
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 1: he was like into compost and you're like, oh, maybe

916
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: that's what he's doing with all along this where the

917
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: bodies were going or something. Then the snails were just

918
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: sliming up things moving slowly in the sense of like

919
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: so does anything else. I it was originally based off

920
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: of a book, and I think the snails played a

921
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: part in the book in a big way. I want

922
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: to say I've done research on this movie because it's

923
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: so insane to me that this thing got made, that

924
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: they had. The director directed a bunch of thrillers back

925
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: in the day, Like some of the best thrillers that

926
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,959
Speaker 1: there were hasn't directed in so long. He's like eighty

927
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: nine years old, so you have an elderly director. That

928
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: is probably part of the problem. They had to do

929
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: reshoots on it like a year later because the finished

930
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: product it was supposed to come out in two thousand

931
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: nineteen before the pandemaphoria. Also, isn't one of the creatives?

932
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, Sam or whatever they I don't know

933
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: his name, but when I read about it, I noticed

934
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: that and not explained. But the snails so many Okay, yeah,

935
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: they got just got slim all over it. What was

936
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: what were they doing to the well, then they should

937
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: have shown the snail eating it or as parts of

938
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 1: it decay. The snail is the pig of the Okay,

939
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: so for your guys. But the wallet was some evidence

940
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: that maybe someone would was trying to get rid of

941
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: and so Andrews saying like maybe he was trying to

942
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: get rid of evidence. That's not what was happening. It

943
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: just wasn't wallet with a bunch of slime on it

944
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: in the in the snail tank. What was it doing

945
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: in the snail tank because maybe the phone would open it.

946
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: That's when we go in there. Yes, the snails are

947
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: so gross. It keeps people from opening it. Why not?

948
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: Why not yours or something that more that people are

949
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: actually neared of. It felt so forced. That's why I

950
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: was like, maybe it's deeper. That's so stupid. It makes

951
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: no that's my least favorite snails the snails, snails, um

952
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: shit I have. So it was hard to alright, um,

953
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: I mean I would have to say, just her at

954
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: the party, just completely wasted and completely just it's one

955
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: thing to everyone stopped, sin looks at her because she's

956
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: like so enigmatic and she's like wasted. Different party, that's

957
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: a different the first party with the blonde hair guy.

958
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying she got she was like singing with the

959
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: piano at that party. That was the second party. The

960
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 1: most first party too, Oh first party. Okay, so either

961
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: party either her at a party, it's one thing to

962
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: cook in front of in private, cuk away. That's what

963
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: Ben likes. You cut him in the I don't know,

964
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: I know, but at a party, it's just it really forgotten.

965
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: It was bad. It was bad. It was bad because

966
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: but that was what the movie that I have to say,

967
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: that was part. That's something I liked about it because

968
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: he made me so angry, I know, because she was

969
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: working with him. She knew he would never leave her.

970
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: She said that, like, I know that, what are you

971
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: gonna do about it? Didn't leave me and he's not

972
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: doing it. So she was almost testing him like she

973
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: loved she was Jada Pinkett smithing it, like she wanted

974
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 1: to push him because she wanted to see him act

975
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: out because she got so horny from him loving her

976
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: and wanting her so bad and getting jealous that she

977
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: she did that funk with him. I mean so many

978
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,479
Speaker 1: scenes they would be making out and then she would

979
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 1: make eye contact with him while they were making out,

980
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: so she had a whole other Yes, I was at

981
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: the end. I think at the end we should talk

982
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: about like what we thought the plot was, because my

983
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: plotmation was totally different, but to what Andrew was saying

984
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: about the parties, So for if anyone didn't watch it,

985
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: it was about like these affluent people and they would

986
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: be at a party like every single day. I was like,

987
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: are these people exhausted? So many so many parties, and

988
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: it was so funny. I was looking at all the

989
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: extras and they're just all these people. They just no

990
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: party would have this kind of people at it, like

991
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: it was just such a mismatched group of like it

992
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: was filmed during the no I guess it wasn't filmed

993
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, but it was just like I was

994
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 1: just it's so funny party scenes in movies, Like it's

995
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: just the weirdest looking groups of people. But um, they

996
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: were always going to so many parties. You're right, and

997
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: that isn't another annoying thing of it. And but didn't

998
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: you think that she knew that she had something on him,

999
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: just more than the love, like that she knew that

1000
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: he actually murdered the one guy? You know what I mean?

1001
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: That's how I felt. I felt like she had something

1002
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 1: on him. That's why he kept being such a contesting Okay,

1003
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I kind of like that, but but it turned out

1004
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: that wasn't who the fun knows because the ending is

1005
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: so stupid. Oh you know what my last favorite? Can

1006
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: I just say my least favorite? No more than snails?

1007
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: This was only if you've seen it, And I'm sorry.

1008
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: When Ben is with the stick at the end, like

1009
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: poking around to get that guy like back in the

1010
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: water and that guy the author shows about it from nowhere,

1011
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: why was Oh my god, this actually brings me to

1012
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: my other least favorites just have given him reason to

1013
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: be there. Why was he there he knew I think

1014
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: he heard of this creek before he knew that there

1015
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: was a body in that creek. It was because he

1016
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: was he had nothing else to do with his day

1017
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 1: except for be suspec just Ben Affleck's I thought he

1018
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: just wound up there like because I'm like, oh, I'm

1019
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: on a hike and I just happened to see this

1020
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: guy who I suspected murdering out with a stick, trying

1021
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 1: to poke up a town with people who have nothing

1022
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: to do. And why he thought that Ben was a murderer?

1023
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: Would he like go stumbling in his dress suites down

1024
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: a ravine and get closer to a guy who's obviously

1025
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: doing something to furious and will definitely kill you if

1026
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: he's like it was when he was speeding away from

1027
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, now I'm going to write a

1028
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: book about you. He was like saying all these dumb

1029
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 1: runaway things, and I'm like, focus on getting away, you

1030
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: freaky dumb old man. He's like, I was his wife

1031
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: so young. He's talking into his phone like chapter four,

1032
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: he's murderer. It's like he's in there right behind. You

1033
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 1: want to bike going source faster than you can drive

1034
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: in your little dumb station. Him biking everywhere. It's the

1035
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: Friday Jason walking faster than someone runs. Get the fun

1036
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: was at at biking though. He biked everywhere, and he

1037
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: took shortcuts that the guy didn't know about. That's a

1038
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: That's another thing of don't text and and drive. Don't

1039
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: try to do voice notes and drive while driving away

1040
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: from ben Affleck coming after you want to bike to

1041
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: murder you parts I don't even know. I hated the parties.

1042
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: The best part for me was um, how hot they

1043
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: both were and the scene where they have sex. It

1044
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: was super duper hot. And I did not like any

1045
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: of the sex with the other guys. Really, I just

1046
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: wanted to her in ben Affleck. Ben Affleck is so

1047
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: freaking good looking, he still got it. Love the facework,

1048
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 1: um him. They definitely had chemistry in that one scene.

1049
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: And I definitely think he takes jobs to get naked

1050
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: with women that he wants to hook up with. And

1051
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't begrudge him for it, because I'm sure it's

1052
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: just part of the reason that he takes these gigs.

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00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: But that is those sex scene that that one was

1054
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: super hot? No, do you have the best part? Okay,

1055
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: It's like I really had to dig in there to

1056
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: say this. Um, but I guess I kind of like

1057
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: the sexual tension. I like the idea of like cooking

1058
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But um, cuckoldings, I should say.

1059
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: But it just it. It didn't do it right because

1060
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: of all the other things that we discussed. Um, did

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00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: you like the little girl like singing in the car

1062
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: at the end after he watched this awful murder scene

1063
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: to lighten the mood, oh, out takes the little daughter

1064
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: four year old singing the b GS in the back

1065
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: of car. It was like the dumbest thing during the

1066
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: credits to have this little girl like singing a song.

1067
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: It was so first singing made me understand the wife cheating,

1068
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: Like that's how bad her singing? Oh my god, I

1069
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: loved her being such a bad mom. Tell me your taps,

1070
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: and then I want to tell you what I thought

1071
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: about the Yeah, I guess the only thing that like

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00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: the one. It is weird to like it. No, it

1073
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: wasn't even that the cause, Yeah, I guess my when

1074
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: ben Okay, first of all, I was rooting for Ben

1075
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: because I hated her so much, and then by the

1076
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: end of it, I wanted him all to die. But

1077
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: when Ben sat down the brad Pitt, younger looking guy,

1078
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: the first guy she was sucking and at the party,

1079
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: and told him that he murdered the other guy that was.

1080
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: And then when the guy came over and Ben was

1081
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: still like giving him food and like, I did enjoy

1082
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: that because it gave Ben at least some backbone. But

1083
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: that was the only redeeming thing about the whole movie.

1084
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: Final thought, Noah, what do you make of this movie? Okay,

1085
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: so at first I thought the same, like you like,

1086
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: this woman cheats and you know, it stresses him out

1087
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: and all that. And then as the movie started to end,

1088
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: I realized, like I thought that it was more of

1089
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: this woman is trapped by this guy who is a

1090
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: genius and he's very wealthy and powerful and he I

1091
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: thought it was like an erectile dysfunction thing where he

1092
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: could not satisfy her and but also would not let

1093
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: her leave the relationship, and she would have all these

1094
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 1: affairs and you know, to she obviously had some kind

1095
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: of like like sex addiction or something and um, and

1096
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: every time she would get that satisfied. He would go

1097
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,479
Speaker 1: and you kill these guys and she would just feel

1098
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: trapped in this loop. That's what I took away from him.

1099
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: But he did right. Well. Do you remember at the

1100
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: party when she backed up to him and he's like, oh, yes,

1101
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 1: you know that was hot. I thought like, oh, you know,

1102
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: she's teasing him because she knows that he can't keep

1103
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: an erection, so it's just going to tease him a

1104
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:56,919
Speaker 1: little bit. And that could have been solved with should

1105
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: I murder the guy or get a hard cock. I

1106
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: think it was just vehicle for these for just a

1107
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: sexy movie that really taught me. Nothing told me, nothing,

1108
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: didn't make me think about anything deeper. Um just made me. Honestly,

1109
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: what I took away from it is that I need

1110
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: to make movies because anything goes, anything fucking goes, Like

1111
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: like there's sometimes you see movies and you just go,

1112
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: how you know there's a podcast? How did this get made?

1113
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: About these kinds of movies? I can't wait until they

1114
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: do this movie on there. But it really does blow

1115
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: your mind the stuff that gets made. And this was

1116
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: an example of something that should not have been made.

1117
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm glad it was you've got to see it because

1118
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: it's just so weird. The music is good, the cinematography

1119
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: is good. The um what about the cops? The cops?

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01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the cops? I don't remember them. Detectives,

1121
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh what about So she snaps on.

1122
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: So he murders her boyfriend, right her, this is like

1123
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: the second one of all the guys she's in front

1124
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: of murders him or whatever party at their friend's house. Right. So,

1125
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: and when he murders after he murders him, the cops

1126
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: come right and they're like pulled the body out of

1127
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: the thing, and they're all sitting around trying to investigate it,

1128
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: and she starts screaming and crying being I know you're dead,

1129
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: I know you're him, and so the cops are like,

1130
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna take you away. So she's screaming this in

1131
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: front of all their friends that are like freaked out

1132
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: because they just wants this guy dying. And then the

1133
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: next week they're all at like a fun brunch party

1134
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: and this like bad backyard barbecue with all the same people.

1135
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: It's so weird. So when he went over for dinner,

1136
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: when he went to the guy's dinner, the book the writer. Yes,

1137
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, what about what oh? When he danced

1138
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: with the guy's wife, I was like, fun, yeah, I

1139
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: get it, girl, get it. I thought that we were going.

1140
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: I would have loved to see his sex scene between

1141
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,040
Speaker 1: just wanted up him to fun a blonde girls. I

1142
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: could kind of blur my eyes and picture it. That's

1143
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: why he likes Sweeney Stits. I mean I always like

1144
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: girls that look like like I've always like, you know,

1145
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: porn everything. I just want someone do um No. So

1146
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: because you said I looked like Taylor Hawkins yesterday and

1147
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: it was so funny because I've been thinking every time

1148
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: I see a picture of Taylor Hawkins, r I p

1149
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: coming up, I think it's me for a second, and

1150
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: that's it flattering to me. I do look I do

1151
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: without makeup, I do look like Taylor Hawkins. I mean

1152
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: you could if you dressed like it would be He's

1153
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: a great smile, like he's always smiling, and like it

1154
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: would be a good I mean, I guess it wouldn't

1155
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: be a good hall, it would have been a good Holloway.

1156
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: Literally think you look like if Kurt Cobain and Taylor

1157
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: Hawkins had a baby and that's why you said I

1158
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: should never meet Tave girl. It would be very triggering.

1159
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: You'd be dead in a week. Oh my god, oh god.

1160
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: The other thing about Sauces, here's the other thing inside

1161
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: my belly. The movie is one of those movies you

1162
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: can't turn it off. And I'll give it credit for that.

1163
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: That's that, okay. Maybe partly because you said to see

1164
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: this I I thought you might have loved it. I

1165
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: was also watching this movie where you thought I might

1166
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: like it, so I didn't know at what point, person, Well,

1167
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: that's a great April Fools. I did have an April

1168
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: Fool's joke, and that was it. I didn't mean to.

1169
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: They said something about April Fools that I've read that

1170
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: was like, you are meant to confuse, not abuse. That's

1171
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: what a good prank is if the person can laugh afterwards,

1172
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: confusion not abusion, which I like the the it is hard.

1173
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: There are certain movies that are so bad that they're

1174
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: and this one was I think not bad enough, but

1175
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. We got pretty fired up here. Yeah,

1176
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: it just can we do our top ten the whole thing?

1177
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 1: And actually I would I don't watch bad movies. I

1178
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: just I don't watch movies in general, Like, so I don't,

1179
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: And you know, I know there are a lot of

1180
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: bad movies from my childhood that I think is good

1181
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 1: because I was a child and children are dumb, you

1182
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm trying to even think of

1183
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: like one bad movie that I've seen that I like.

1184
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: I walked out of Dinners for Schmucks. I hated it.

1185
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 1: I walked out of Horrible Bosses, hated it. I thought,

1186
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: it's just these movies are just so insulting to your

1187
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: to your intelligence that any of this would fly, any

1188
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: of these people would act this way. It's just like

1189
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: I can't stand it. Just just leave your job, don't

1190
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: murder your boss. Boss has acted this way, you know,

1191
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: to see you buying a ticket for Deep Water, Like

1192
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: it's just such a funnier thing to go to the movie,

1193
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: to write Hulu and say, um, I think my monthly

1194
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: subscription should be. I walked out Alimentary this week. Yeah,

1195
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: I walked out of my living room. Think about how

1196
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 1: many shows and movies we've walked out of that that

1197
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 1: you know, we have to go somewhere or whatever to like,

1198
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 1: I would walk out of theaters all the time. It

1199
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,959
Speaker 1: was a thing because I never walked out of a theater.

1200
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: I do not put up with something that is like

1201
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: it is nothing that the theater doesn't give a funk

1202
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: the guy working like, I don't want this movie to

1203
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: have my money. I don't want this man to make

1204
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 1: more movies. They already have money. Money. No, I'm taking

1205
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: it back so it will be one less box office money.

1206
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: You would leave and ask for your money back if

1207
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: it was before forty five minutes in the movie. Wow. Yeah.

1208
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: And it's not because I want that money. It's because

1209
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: I need to send a message with my money that is,

1210
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 1: don't make these movies. This is not good. I've never

1211
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: heard of anyone doing this. People do it all the time,

1212
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: and you can do it anytime you want. I wouldn't

1213
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: do it now because like theaters are suffering. But back

1214
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: in the day when they were fine before movie pass,

1215
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: we gotta go, let's some well shots fired. We gotta go.

1216
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 1: Have such a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow on

1217
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: the podcast. Uh don't ki and money back