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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: Today is Martin Luther King Day, and some companies celebrate it,

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Speaker 1: some don't. I think every company should give their employees

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Speaker 1: that sucks. You should be off, and apparently a lot

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Speaker 1: of companies do that, but you have to work, probably

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Speaker 1: because your retail I just said a second ago that

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Speaker 1: there have been some great people in history, and I

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Speaker 1: even read a quote about living life to the fullest.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna live, leave a legacy. I still can't

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Speaker 1: it is MLK Day, And of course one of his

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Speaker 1: So we figured, why don't we honor Martin Luther King

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Speaker 1: Junior today by going around the room and hearing what

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Speaker 1: each of our dreams for the world are. What's your

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Speaker 1: dream for the world, Alex Well, Usually I come up

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Speaker 1: with something that's pretty deep, you know, and like, while

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Speaker 1: different today. In other words, I think a lot deeper

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Speaker 1: think about farts. No, you do think deeper than me sometimes,

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Speaker 1: but you would just rather be funny. But on something

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Speaker 1: like this, I think that I would have a dream

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Speaker 1: for everybody in this world would be to find something

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Speaker 1: that they're passionate about and to do it because they

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Speaker 1: not be. I felt passionate before for basketball, Like I

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Speaker 1: I've done a lot of self exploration and realize that

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Speaker 1: I can read tarot cards and things like that, and

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Speaker 1: and it feels really good. It feels right. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like sleep together. But with all of the

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Speaker 1: It's awesome to see you in your new element and

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Speaker 1: where are you going? English? Well, I am Alex. Actually

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Speaker 1: That's one Ees Moving Company. This is Tim. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? Tim? My name is Pete, and

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Speaker 1: I would like to lodge a complaint. All right, Pete,

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Speaker 1: sorry to hear that. What do you want to complain about? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was driving behind your truck the other day, and

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Speaker 1: No problem, okay, Well, first of all, let's start with

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Speaker 1: the windshield wiping. I'm sorry, okay, are you really going

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Speaker 1: The overly aggressive, inappropriate, unneeded windshield wiping, Peter, are you

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Speaker 1: saying that my windshield wiping affected my drive? Well, I

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Well? That's exactly what I was

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Speaker 1: saying when I saw you wiping the windows, just wiping away,

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Speaker 1: Everything you were doing was wrong. Listen, the sticker on

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Speaker 1: Then I'll let you go. But I do have one

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Speaker 1: more question for you. You're a question, Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: deal with your hemorrhoids? What? Yes? I read somewhere that

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Speaker 1: Keep my foot all right, I'll lodge it up your ass.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about the hemorrhoids. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well fine, that sounds uncomfortable, So I'll just tell you

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Speaker 1: you and your sister Kathy set you up. It's a joke,

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Speaker 1: she said, No, she said that you drive truck and

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Speaker 1: the night all the time, so it wouldn't be that

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00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 1: weird for us. But if you live in a quiet

422
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 1: neighborhood and people don't ring your doorbell very much, that'd

423
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 1: be shady. Yeah, is there any other reason? Well? Okay,

424
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 1: so I kind of you know, I got a little

425
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 1: paranoid at that point, and this was like I guess

426
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 1: this was like two weeks ago, so I kind of

427
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: you know, was keeping an eye on him, and he

428
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 1: always goes to the gym, but he never used to

429
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 1: take a bag, but now he's taking a bag every

430
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,719
Speaker 1: time he's going to the gym. They don't really know

431
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 1: why because like he comes back in showers. Have you

432
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: looked as he was in the bag? Yeah? So I

433
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: finally looked the other day and it's just regular clothes. Oh,

434
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: not even a towel. His gym gives him touth like

435
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 1: it's just regular clothes in there, Like why and he

436
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: doesn't come back from the gym wearing the regular clothes

437
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: or does he? Oh? No, he comes back wearing his

438
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: gym clothes. Like there's no reason he needs a bag. Period.

439
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 1: You don't think he's getting to the gym and then

440
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: putting on regular clothes to work out in. Do you

441
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: have some guys like to work out in jeans? Yeah?

442
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: I really don't think so, but I mean, yeah, it'd

443
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: be better than it hasn't cheating on me. But I

444
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: mean with all the evidence you're presenting, it doesn't sound

445
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 1: good right now. Yeah, So I mean you know how

446
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: these work. Have you thought of a way that we

447
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: could possibly try and catch him? Yeah? So I was thinking,

448
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 1: he plays the guitar and he's like a member, So

449
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like I could call from I feel

450
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: like that wouldn't be super weird, Like all right, so

451
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: he buys a lot of equipment because he's a musician,

452
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: so I can't say musician. Maybe I should learn to

453
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: say musician before we try to call him. But so

454
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: he's a musician. They know him very well there, so

455
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be out of the blue to be like, hey,

456
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: you're a good customer and we have a you know,

457
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: a gift for you and you can send flowers to somebody,

458
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: and I feel like it'd be pretty Yeah, that wouldn't

459
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: be suspecials. Okay, we'll play a song, come back, and

460
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: then see if we can figure out if your boyfriend's

461
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: cheating or not. Okay, I've noticed a theme when it

462
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 1: comes to catching cheaters. What's that People who play guitar

463
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: not to be trusted. I don't like them. Yeah, anytime

464
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 1: you're like on a trip with someone who plays a guitar,

465
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: they always have to bring it out, maize everybody a

466
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: little k how great I am. And they can't even

467
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: play it that well. They'll be like his one wool,

468
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 1: but it's like a few notes are wrong. Well, I

469
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: say that because Sarah is on the phone with us

470
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: right now and she thinks her boyfriend might be cheating

471
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: on her because she was out of town. There was

472
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: a ring on their doorbell, a ring doorbell, and she

473
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: saw there was a woman at the door, dressed very nicely,

474
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: and then her phone went off and then she left.

475
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: She asked her boyfriend about it, and he's like, I

476
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: don't know. But after that she got suspicious and noticed

477
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend is going to the gym like he

478
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: normally does. Accept he's taking a bag with him, which

479
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: he hasn't done before, right, Sarah correct, And there's just

480
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,719
Speaker 1: regular clothes in there. Yeah, And so she checked it

481
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: and there's regular clothes in there. Which why is he

482
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,199
Speaker 1: taking regular clothes to the gym and not showering and

483
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 1: getting ready there and changing. Yeah, So she's pretty sure

484
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: something is going on. And we're about to call him,

485
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: pretend to be from because he's a member there with

486
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: a special deal. And see whose name he gives us

487
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: if we say we've got some flowers to send to somebody. Yeah, which,

488
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: by the way, what's his name? Because oh yeah, I'm

489
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: sorry about that, Justin Justin Okay, no, no need to

490
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: be sorry. I do that every single time, Like, all right,

491
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: call and then it's like, oh, yeah, I don't know

492
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: what their name is. Yeah, hello, hey, you're you. You're

493
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: such a good customer, you guy. All right, we're gonna

494
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: call him right now and see if we can find

495
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: out if he is, in fact seeing someone else. Okay, yeah,

496
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 1: thank you, yep, all right, here we go. I was thinking,

497
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be funny if Justin I'll produce it picked up. Yeah,

498
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: in the other room, he's like, hello, hello, Hey, this

499
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: is Sebastian from looking for Justin. This is him. Justin's

500
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: that dude? What's going on? Not much bro? Um, sorry

501
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: to bother. You got like two seconds talk to you

502
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 1: about something? Yeah, yeah, what's up? You guys? Get some

503
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: new stuff in or I mean, we don't have like

504
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: a ton of new stuff right now, but we're getting

505
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: a shipment in next week. Like I know you, I

506
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: know you are always looking for the new stuff, so

507
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: that's coming in. But that's all I'm calling you do.

508
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: We're calling you because, um, we wanted to say thank

509
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: you for being a good customer. I mean, not just welcome. Yeah,

510
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: Like I'm not just gonna be like thank you, see

511
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: you later. Like, um, we are doing something right, I

512
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: like I should explain myself better. I'm not really good

513
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: at this whole thing, you know what I mean, Like

514
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: I'm I'm more into the music stuff, but now I

515
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: gotta make these phone calls for customer service anyway. Uh

516
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: we uh we're saying thank you to some of our

517
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 1: better customers by um giving them like a gift. I'll droll.

518
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: I love gifts, Yeah, do I just come down there

519
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: and pick out something or basically what it is is

520
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: like a love of music is what we're doing. Like

521
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: you know obviously you have a love of music, right,

522
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: so um, it's more of like a love theme thing. Basically,

523
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: we're just giving like flowers and chocolates that you can,

524
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and you wanted yourself you can send to yourself,

525
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: but like you can send them to someone just as

526
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 1: a free gift. And then there's also a gift card

527
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: to come in and you know for like you know,

528
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: fifty bucks that you can you can you can buy

529
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: some stuff with or whatever if you want. Yeah, yeah,

530
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: thank you, Yeah, no problem, dude. Um, so I can

531
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 1: get you the gift card sent off to you. Um,

532
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: we I might get your address anyway, but UM, in

533
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: a second, but I can send like these flowers and

534
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: chocolate to someone if you want. Absolutely. Yeah that sounds great,

535
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: all right, sweet, Um, well I'll get start on that first. So, UM,

536
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: I guess like the first thing I would need is

537
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: the person you want to send them to. Um, if

538
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: you just give me their name, let start with that. Yeah,

539
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: I would like to send them to, um, Caroline, Caroline, Yeah, Caroline,

540
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: huh Caroline? Yeah? All right? So and like, is that

541
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: like girlfriend? Um? You know, it's you know, hard to

542
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: explain right now, but yeah, absolutely, yeah. Yeah she's a

543
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: cool check. Yeah, loves loves the guitar. That's cool. You

544
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: know who else is a cool check? Your girlfriend Sarah?

545
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 1: Like I think she would be better, like more of

546
00:27:54,920 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: a cool chick than Caroline. Would you just say I

547
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: said that? I think, like, in my opinion, you should

548
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: think the coolest chick is your girlfriend Sarah and not

549
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: someone named Caroline. Okay, maybe I didn't hear you, right.

550
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 1: Why are we talking about Sarah because I'm on the

551
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: phone listening. Yeah I knew it. What you know, what

552
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: I have I don't know what she's going on right now,

553
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Justin Justin, this is the Jewel Show.

554
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: Jewil Caught's wife Alex three esh okay English, Evan h

555
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend thought that you might be seeing someone else,

556
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: and so she wanted to find out and sounds like

557
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: she was right. It was right, sir. You don't call

558
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: a radio station. You shouldn't be cheating seriously mad about

559
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,719
Speaker 1: the radio. You're cheating on me. I'm cheating on you,

560
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: but does the whole world needs to know? Are you

561
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: kidding you? Because you wouldn't tell me. I asked you.

562
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: I kept asking, like what is going on? You couldn't

563
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: like man up and actually like say something. Yeah, I

564
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: called the radio. It were clearly who's Caroline. I don't

565
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: know how to answer that, and I don't want to

566
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: answer that on the radio, Sarah, Justin, you just admitted

567
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: you a cheating Yeah, I can't. I you're such a

568
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: piece of crap. All right, Well, you know, call spade

569
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: a spade whatever. I still don't want to have this

570
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: conversation on the radio. Why not, Justine? Yeah, shut the up?

571
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: Oh you know what this is between me and my girlfriend?

572
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: Sarah and Caroline. Thanks. Girlfriend? Is that the one who

573
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: was on the ring camera the other day? I don't

574
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: even know, way, what are you talking about? Ring camera?

575
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: I told you while I was out of town, your

576
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: idiot girlfriend ran the door and I saw her on camera.

577
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: All right again, Sarah, we'll have this conversation at How

578
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,479
Speaker 1: do you again stop talking to me like that? And

579
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: you're a shock at Yeah, how do you get to

580
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: be defensive about this? Man? If you're done with the relationship,

581
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: when you want to at least say sorry for being

582
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: an a hole? Oh? He doesn't even know how to

583
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: just I don't know. I just I'm not going to

584
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: answer to these these radio DJs. I told him the

585
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: fuck off once. I have to say it again. I

586
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: don't want to have this conversation off on the phone. Period. Well,

587
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: you're looking better and better on the radio. Let me

588
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: tell you if you know what, if this doesn't even matter,

589
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: I want you out of the house. I want you

590
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: out of the house. You are a terrible, terrible person. Look, Sarah,

591
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: can we just talk about this later. I really don't

592
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: think there's anything to talk about. I really don't. I

593
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: want you out of the house. Okay, we'll talk about

594
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: this later changing the locks. Okay, like it's over. It

595
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: doesn't even it doesn't matter. Look, you know what, I

596
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: will be there when you get home. We will have

597
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: a conversation. Then I am no longer doing this on

598
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: the air. I will talk to you later, Sarah, I

599
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: don't even want to see you. Yeah, he hung up.

600
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: They always hang up. Why is that? All these guys

601
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: when there cuts eating, they just hang up. Justin actually

602
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: admitted it, which was a weird. Yeah, that's it is

603
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: weird because he doesn't care. Yeah. Usually if they care

604
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: a little bit, they don't just right out admit it. Yeah. Yeah,

605
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: I mean I guess at least he admitted it. Well,

606
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: at least she found out. And now you can, you know,

607
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: move on with things. Oh totally. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna

608
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: definitely move on. But I'm definitely gonna smash all of

609
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: his guitars. First. Good the jewel shows were of the

610
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: roses on demand. Right, you have an important company meeting

611
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: on zoom, it's a jewel show, and even though you

612
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: can't be in the office because of a global pandemic

613
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: or whatever, you still gotta get up and look presentable.

614
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: That's already annoying. Yeah, but then halfway through the meeting,

615
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: you notice that everybody is staring at you because you

616
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: forgot that you had a date night with your blow

617
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: up to all Margie last night, and she's still sitting

618
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: at the dinner table behind you, wearing practically nothing, with

619
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: that surprised look on her face. So you turn off

620
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: your camera real quick so that you can deflate Margie,

621
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: put her back in her toe, and put her back

622
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: in the garage. But before you start doing that, of course,

623
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: Marjie wants to make out, and oh oh, man, who

624
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: can resist Marjie? Right, so you give in, only to

625
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: realize that you forgot to turn the camera. Man, now

626
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: everybody's watching you make out with Margie on your company meeting.

627
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: It's super embarrassing, and it happens all the time. Well,

628
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: thanks to Zoom and some of those stories that have

629
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: come out around awkward Zoom moments, it's not too far

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Speaker 1: off that you would see somebody making out with their

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Speaker 1: beloved All Margie. A new survey ask people for the

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Speaker 1: most annoying things that happen on Zoom, and we'll go

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Speaker 1: over some of the top answers. This one is really

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Speaker 1: annoying when everybody tries to talk at the same time.

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Speaker 1: It's it's also funny too what happens on the show.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it does. I's like, oh, you'll go okay, and

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Speaker 1: we'll start talking again the same time. Yeah, It's like

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Speaker 1: a meeting will last so much longer on Zoom because

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Speaker 1: of that. And then someone I think I heard somebody

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Speaker 1: a sudden, everybody's even the person who said something. Everybody

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Speaker 1: stays quiet, and the whole time it could have been

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Speaker 1: done in an email. Yes, it could have another thing.

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Speaker 1: According to the survey of the most annoying things that

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Speaker 1: happened on Zoom, you can't hear someone but don't want

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Speaker 1: to ask them to repeat it again. That happens a

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Speaker 1: lot with our boss because he's very wordy sometimes and

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Speaker 1: so like, I didn't hear word he said, and we'll

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Speaker 1: look around the people that are actually in the same room,

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Speaker 1: like should we Now we shouldn't ask him what he said,

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Speaker 1: which was us not our head. The thing about those

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Speaker 1: meetings is our boss will email me afterwards and be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: remember when I said bolba, And I'm like, dang it.

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Speaker 1: I think that's the part that I miss Brad Nolan

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Speaker 1: are executive producer. By the way, he's sitting in here

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Speaker 1: with us to talk about the zooming because he's on

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Speaker 1: Zoom meetings all day. But you had a really great

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Speaker 1: meeting recap from a meeting we had the other day

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Speaker 1: on Zoom because it started off with our boss going like, hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you guys doing? I saw there was a

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Speaker 1: storm out there. How are things at the house? And

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Speaker 1: you're meeting recap that you sent actually said first thing.

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Speaker 1: We talked about how Alex is doing and the house

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Speaker 1: was and if the storm affected anything. Through the whole

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Speaker 1: list of all this conversation in that email, I thought

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Speaker 1: it was hilarious. That is we're going over a well

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Speaker 1: that's all I read about I read. I just read

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Speaker 1: that part, and I was like, that's kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm not reading the rest. Um, we're going over the

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Speaker 1: top annoying things that happen on Zoom. According to a

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Speaker 1: new survey, when your video freezes, obviously that's annoying. Actually

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Speaker 1: it is something like funny sometimes when the video freeze

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Speaker 1: is because other facial expressions and then I get a

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Speaker 1: picture of it and then I said into him, like

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Speaker 1: love you, Yeah, I don't post my story later. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty funny when people get frozen right in the

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Speaker 1: middle of saying something and you take a picture of

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Speaker 1: it so you can use it against them later. Another

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Speaker 1: thing that people say is one of the most annoying

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Speaker 1: things that happens on Zoom when you talk for a

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Speaker 1: while and then realize you're on mute. Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: that just you annoying yourself because you don't know how

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Speaker 1: to use the software. Yeah, it really is, like I

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Speaker 1: can't hear you. Another thing that people list as the

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Speaker 1: top annoying things that happen on Zoom struggling to share

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Speaker 1: your screen. That, oh, Mike, and the older people in

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Speaker 1: your office if you have a Zoom meetings, Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: cannot figure it out. I was on a Zoom call

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Speaker 1: the other day with a woman who was a little

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Speaker 1: bit older and she could not figure out Zoom at all,

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Speaker 1: and she kept having to have her assistant come in

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Speaker 1: and fix everything. That someone was like, hey, can you

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Speaker 1: do this, and she would just look at the screen

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Speaker 1: and go, I'm doing I'm trying to press this button,

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Speaker 1: then this button, then this button. They're like, no, just

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Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you see her assistant

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Speaker 1: sit in front of the computer and start doing she

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Speaker 1: comes back. It must be so hard for them, really much. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the vintage crowd goes into full panic mode when it's

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Speaker 1: screen share time. Oh yeah, like older people, which I

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Speaker 1: like to call vintage because that's I guess. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: on the screen, they're like good and you just see

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Speaker 1: their face. Yeah, I don't am I clicking that? Or

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Speaker 1: they click? Who's doing the clicking? I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: everybody using Zoom now because of COVID, when Zoom crashes

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Speaker 1: and you have to log back on. Obviously, that's annoying

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Speaker 1: when it crashes. But I look at every single negative

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Speaker 1: in life as an opportunity. Okay, so when Zoom crashes

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Speaker 1: for me, I'm out. I'm done with the meaning. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'll make it crash on purpose. Sorry, I again get

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Speaker 1: back on, but like I'll just do it from the

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Speaker 1: from the road on a phone call and then you

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Speaker 1: can just drive and go wherever you want with the

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Speaker 1: comment text in four six one, what's one of the

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Speaker 1: most annoying things that happens to you? On Zoom The

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