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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is where is he getting his information? But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone

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Speaker 1: call what you got for us and ask.

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Speaker 2: What happens when you have a wedding and a funeral

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Speaker 2: at the same time, same church? What? Yeah, this right

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Speaker 2: here is a wedding and a funeral.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, wedding, wedding.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said. A wedding and a funeral. Let's

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Speaker 2: go cat dog if you would. Wedding and a funeral.

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Speaker 4: Hello, it is Ryan h right, I'm trying to Ryan Ryan.

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Speaker 4: How you doing.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking.

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Speaker 4: This is Josh Josh over at see. I want to

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Speaker 4: be officials at the church where you guys are getting

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Speaker 4: married tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, how you doing man? I want to thank

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Speaker 3: y'all for that too. Man, Well, we'll appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: Good good, Well, we definitely hope to make you a

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Speaker 4: member here sooner or later since you guys are get married.

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Speaker 3: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get

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Speaker 3: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as

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Speaker 5: soon as.

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Speaker 3: I tweak at a mood at around a little bit,

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Speaker 3: I'll be there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's

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Speaker 4: come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's

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Speaker 4: definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan

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Speaker 4: down here with your phone number as well as you're

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Speaker 4: as soon to be white Sonya. They had her name here,

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Speaker 4: but we didn't want to call her with this. We

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Speaker 4: see if it just make you aware of what was

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Speaker 4: going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a

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Speaker 4: mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you

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Speaker 4: know since the older make she passed away a week

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Speaker 4: ago and you're not you're not a member of the church,

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Speaker 4: so you wouldn't know her. But she's one of the

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Speaker 4: one of the oldest members here at the church. Just

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Speaker 4: the olda May passed away. And what's going on is

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Speaker 4: you all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but

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Speaker 4: the actual funeral is at three o'clock at the church.

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Speaker 5: Okay, uh began, Brother Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh, hey, man,

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Speaker 5: we we we already got this thing in motion.

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Speaker 3: Man, we didn't stand down. They have near two hundred invitations. Man,

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Speaker 3: I mean blessed.

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Speaker 4: Or so, man, and and and I understand that, but

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Speaker 4: but but I mean, you know, she's there's no way

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Speaker 4: we could have moved it around. Now. The figures problem.

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Speaker 4: The funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in

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Speaker 4: the morning. So what I want what I wanted to

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Speaker 4: make you aware of, and I don't I didn't want

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Speaker 4: you to tell your wife just but the actual casket

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Speaker 4: will be in the sainctuiar, but we will have it.

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Speaker 3: Hold hold on, man, are you serious? I look at hey,

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Speaker 3: y'all't need to move this round. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellows appall in the

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Speaker 3: back or something like that. Ryan.

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Speaker 4: The only place we can actually put the casket, and

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Speaker 4: if we didn't put it there, is in the actual

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Speaker 4: room that you'll you'll as soon to be wife would

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Speaker 4: be changing. That's the only place.

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Speaker 3: My wife I could have changed, no room with the

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Speaker 4: You kid, even what and you know what, I understood

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Speaker 4: that that's the first thing I thought of it. I thought,

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Speaker 4: I said, that's just put the cast and the way

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Speaker 4: it goes for the funerals, and we're gonna cover it

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Speaker 4: up and see basically you actually.

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Speaker 3: Get in Wow, I can't even believe you called it.

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Speaker 3: What did a man look at and excuse my french man? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know I need to get back into church, I

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Speaker 3: really do. But right now that this ain't going down

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Speaker 3: like this man. No, we didn't already pay the money.

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Speaker 3: First of all, First of all, you know she should.

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Speaker 3: I don't even feel like she may had to pay,

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Speaker 3: her where she paid times at. That's that's the first thing.

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Speaker 3: You know. I ain't like that from the jumping, but

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Speaker 3: her pastor to marry us. And now you got the

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Speaker 3: nerve and tell me that y'all we arrange something that

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Speaker 4: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro Like

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Speaker 4: I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.

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Speaker 4: front of the full pit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,

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Speaker 4: what you're getting out of is you getting more flowers,

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Speaker 4: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm

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Speaker 4: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a park.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted you to be aware it's probably gonna

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Speaker 4: be more people than you think because some of the

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Speaker 4: people that's gonna be at their wedding it's really for

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Speaker 4: the funeral.

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Speaker 3: A hold on, man, are you serious?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: I mean, look here, doctor, I then paid for this

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Speaker 3: wedding to happen at this church, man, okay, And no

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Speaker 3: disrespect to the lady that is past God bless her family.

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Speaker 3: I ain't planning to not putting no dead body having

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Speaker 3: no funerals at my wedding.

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Speaker 5: Man, that's crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna come down their church too, sir. She's a

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Speaker 4: member of the church too.

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Speaker 3: I don't give it not being no member of the church.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: I done paid for this wedding and it's gonna happen tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: You my fixing of putting no dead body at my wedding?

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Speaker 4: What's rhymes right? I mean, no disrespect, but the woman

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Speaker 4: ha pass she is not gonna get up. I mean,

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Speaker 4: what what is the town?

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Speaker 3: The problem is, YO calls me with this man's day

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Speaker 3: before my wedding, we didn't schedule, and then six months ago,

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Speaker 3: I gotta spend twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this

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Speaker 3: wid okay, and I just gonna tell me that we

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Speaker 3: got to share. I will win with a funeral. But

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Speaker 3: the hell is wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: Manning? Do you want to have your wedding at this church?

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Speaker 3: I paid for the What you mean wrong? I'm having

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Speaker 3: a wedding, okay, I'll tell you what lit the body

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Speaker 3: be from the marn. I rolled in the right out

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Speaker 3: of the street planning. Y'all just stay outlay in the

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Speaker 5: But we're gonna have a wedding inside that Saint Jery tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I promise you that, sir.

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Speaker 4: I can't. I cannot assure you that it won't be

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Speaker 4: I have no other place to put the body, Okay,

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Speaker 4: Well I'll bet you'll find somewhere to put it. If

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Speaker 4: I get that a mark me, it's a body in there.

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Speaker 4: There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there.

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Speaker 3: Name you got two choices to move in funeral or

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Speaker 3: to remburse me back this thirty thousand dollars out of

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Speaker 3: how to spend those only two choices I want to

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Speaker 3: with a thirty thousand dollars cash your check, or we

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Speaker 3: said to have his wedding up in there tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 3: You heard me. I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all,

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Speaker 3: no joke. What's wrong with child? Man?

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Speaker 4: You can do something else, man, I understand that I

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Speaker 4: all wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Know from you. Man, all I'm saying is it's going

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Speaker 3: to be a wedding at this.

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Speaker 5: Church tomorrow, without saying say everybody, That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: To push it to the band.

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Speaker 4: Man, there's there's one more bit of an issue that

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Speaker 4: I need to tell you.

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Speaker 3: Also, What can be worse than a dead body? What

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Speaker 3: issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 4: The issue here that is worse than the dead body

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Speaker 4: is this is nephew Tim And from the Steve Harby

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Speaker 4: Morning Show. Your best man, Jeff got me the prank

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Speaker 4: pall call you.

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Speaker 3: What you know what?

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Speaker 4: Mad?

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Speaker 3: The bench man about to get the best boo. But

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Speaker 4: That day just.

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Speaker 3: To get the best beat down.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you, hey, one more question. What's the baddest

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Speaker 4: radio show in the land?

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Speaker 3: Right Steve Good Morning Show?

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Speaker 2: About that right now? That's telling at his best right there,

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Speaker 2: right there? But that right there level of stupidity?

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Speaker 4: What'll more?

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Speaker 2: What's all for? It's just you know, yeah, it's crazy delicious.

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Speaker 2: You know it's that. It's uh yeah, yeah, superdacious. You

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Speaker 2: know it's all up in there, all up in there.

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Speaker 2: I'm about I'm about I'm about the ignorant person walking

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Speaker 2: right now, y'all just don't know that. I'm just telling

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Speaker 2: you I'm not, y'all, I'm about the most ignorant wan walking.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. A lot of things I

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Speaker 2: You ain't one of them.

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Speaker 3: Though.

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Speaker 2: March's thirtieth, Baby Montgomery, al Alabama, Montgomery, Alabama, Baby, We'll

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Speaker 2: be off the chain. JJ Williamson celebrity the comedian Earthquake

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Speaker 2: in the Building, hosted by Yours truly don't want they

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Speaker 2: ignorant one And if you time to get your tickets,

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Speaker 2: they are on sale right now. You do not want

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Speaker 2: wear their black hat that night in Montgomery. Where your

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Speaker 2: black hat, because that's where the steamboat was coming in him.

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Speaker 2: I want everybody had their black hat on, and we'll

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Speaker 2: you posting on that. But get your black hat, all right.

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Speaker 2: And I actually got I actually got a cap that

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Speaker 2: I sell. It's f A A f O f A

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Speaker 2: A f Oh you'll figure that out. Oh yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you want to have I'll sell. I'll sell them a

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Speaker 1: Ye, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next is

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter, and the subject is where is he

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Speaker 1: getting his information?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Okay, where is he getting his information?

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.

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