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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, this is Aaron.

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Speaker 1: Hi Aaron, this is Steve from human Resources. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we've met yet. But how are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? Thank you for asking. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a second to speak with me? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can talk for a couple of minutes. Okay, perfect.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you heard, but the company is

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Speaker 1: doing its annual pot luck next week. Where of that?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, I've seen the emails about the power Okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you're not participating this year. Uh actually I

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Speaker 1: plan to bring a dish like I did last year?

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Speaker 1: Oh m, is there any chance I can convince you

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Speaker 1: to sit this one out? I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be fun? Well this this might be

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Speaker 1: a kind of a word, but during last year's pot luck,

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Speaker 1: I had a lot of people come to me and complain.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry people complained about my lasagna. Yes, they did.

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Speaker 1: You're saying that they were unhappy with my lasagnia. What

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Speaker 1: was it? Was it undercooked or something? Was something wrong

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Speaker 1: with it? No, I think it was cooked fine, they

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Speaker 1: just didn't like how it tasted. You can't be serious.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So I'm having a problem processing this. This

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Speaker 1: can't I just don't understand. I can read you some

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Speaker 1: of the emails that I got. If you like, are

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Speaker 1: you serious? I can't believe that people would take the

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Speaker 1: time to send an email. Well, they didn't like my lasagna.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making it this year. Yeah, well, I would

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Speaker 1: urge you not to make it this year. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of emails actually on this. One of them

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Speaker 1: says it tasted yeah. One says it tasted like rat puke.

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Speaker 1: I thought was a little much. Another said it tasted

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Speaker 1: like old cheese mixed with moss killer. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: just this is this. I would report this to HR.

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievably offensive. This is a I think this

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Speaker 1: is actually a recipe that my mother has had in

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Speaker 1: the family for years. I don't even understand. And I

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Speaker 1: assume I'm going to go out on a limb here

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Speaker 1: and assume there is not moss killer in it. That's

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Speaker 1: a joke. That's not funny, sir, that's not funny. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's not funny. The one email that I got that

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Speaker 1: really hit home was from one of your female co workers.

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Speaker 1: She said, quote, I thought a dead body was decomposing

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Speaker 1: in the conference room, but it turns out I was wrong.

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Speaker 1: It was just Aaron's lasagne. Oh, you've got to be

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Speaker 1: kidding me. Excuse me. That is unbelievable. May I remind

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Speaker 1: you that you're May I remind you that I'm from

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Speaker 1: HR and you probably shouldn't use that type of language

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Speaker 1: with me. Well, sir, you you're getting a lot of

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Speaker 1: very offending emails to me about me that people in

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Speaker 1: my office are writing. I feel like I need to

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Speaker 1: file a complaint. Herenelievable. Well, I thought nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with me. Just so let you know

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Speaker 1: I'm on your side. I thought that comment about the

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Speaker 1: dead body decomposing was over the line. Well, it certainly

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like it. It It sounds like you were getting

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Speaker 1: off on it. Sounds like you thought it was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was mildly hilarious. Well that's not very helpful, sir.

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Speaker 1: That's not helpful at all, you're an HR and you're

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Speaker 1: laughing at complaint. No, unbelievable. Bottom line, you're not allowed

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Speaker 1: to bring a dish to the potluck this year. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you know what, No through that I'm going to bring.

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Speaker 1: I am going to bring a dish to the policy

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Speaker 1: here and it's going to be my lasagna and people

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Speaker 1: are going to enjoy it. And I wouldn't do that

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Speaker 1: if I were you. Oh why not? A few of

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Speaker 1: my coworkers sent you some scary emails and now all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm not allowed to participate. Why not?

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Speaker 1: Why can't I show up? I just it's for your

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Speaker 1: own good, because security is prepared to escort you out

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Speaker 1: of the building if you try to bring your food

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Speaker 1: to the potluck. Are you kidding me? Security is going

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Speaker 1: to try to escort me out of the building if

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Speaker 1: I bring my lasagna to the office pot luck party.

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Speaker 1: They've been alerted and you won't be fired, I can

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Speaker 1: tell you that, but you will be reprimanded and removed

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Speaker 1: from the building for the day. Thank god, you're not

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Speaker 1: going to fire me for this? Yeah yeah, yeah, Well no,

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Speaker 1: we like your work, you do, We just hate your food.

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Speaker 1: Whrew are you Steve. Okay, I want to know who

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Speaker 1: sent those emails. I want the names. I want the

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Speaker 1: name of each person that complained about me and my POLASGNA,

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Speaker 1: last tire. You know that's I can't do that legally.

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Speaker 1: I can't give you the names of those people unless

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Speaker 1: it's Rex. Unless it's your coworker, Rex, I can give

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Speaker 1: you his name. Rex complained about me. Wait, Rex is

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Speaker 1: my friend. There's no way. Well, he's not a very

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Speaker 1: good friend because he set you up for a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Are you kidding me? Right now?

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Speaker 1: Do you have me so fired up? I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if I can handle this is a joke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Rex likes your lasagna. He's hoping you'll

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Speaker 1: bring it again this year. But he wanted me to

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Speaker 1: see if I could bang you from the potluck. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, So it's all good. You can bring

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Speaker 1: your lisign into the pot luck if you want, But

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Speaker 1: this year, hey, lose the moss killer. Okay, no moss

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Speaker 1: killer in your ingredients. Wake up every morning with jubil

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Speaker 1: funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On removing

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five