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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you what do you mean because Sam? Sam?

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Speaker 1: Joke, Sam has I'm really sorry, man, Sam's Sam has tattoos?

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Speaker 4: Five are there?

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Speaker 2: Do you get it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, I'm starting to get it. Sam tattoos

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all his tattoos are like these anime guys that

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Speaker 3: Sailor Moon is flexing when he flexes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have you guys his arm is like Sailor Moon's byrap.

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Speaker 1: Have I seen Akira? Yeah, you've shown it to me

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Speaker 1: But it's Jackie Chance Tuxedo, which you which you think

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Speaker 3: He said his favorite anime is Russia?

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Speaker 1: But the tattoo artists misheard me and it says Lemon Party. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not the kind of memes. Those are old memes.

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Speaker 1: And he used an old meme. So can you fire him? Please?

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Speaker 1: We could call Brett from Germany. No, I'm not asking

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Speaker 3: I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: And now we don't like we don't want to like

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Speaker 3: Right, And so Sean, that got really got really political.

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Speaker 4: Is that fair?

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Speaker 2: Seawan, weren't that special?

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Speaker 1: That's good? Thank you. So now it's all even and

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Speaker 2: Brandon, everybody got everybody. It's an we're equal opportunity of fenders, Brandon.

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Speaker 1: Brandon, you have a pair of shorts that you sell. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I this is like my favorite shorts of any comedian

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Speaker 3: It's definitely in the It's in the top five of No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: No, Joe Coy has some comedy shorts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that are really.

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Speaker 2: Climbing up the charts.

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Speaker 4: And what are his shorts?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I.

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Speaker 2: Phone buttons over where you're like parts are okay and

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Speaker 3: Deli has really been killing it, Crystal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what what his shorts like?

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Speaker 3: It says secute on the on the butt, as apostrophe

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Speaker 1: Deli has good shorts, but your your shorts are like

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Speaker 1: not just for funniness. Your shorts are the funniest shorts

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 4: It's and really stoned Brandon.

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Speaker 3: He is completely sober, which is you know, oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like the first time I saw him,

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Speaker 1: Can you talk about your shorts? Describe your shorts?

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Speaker 3: Have? I made them with my friend Robesman, and it

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Speaker 1: You know Milo Ianopolis's logo is that what you know?

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Speaker 3: My my, my, look my logo.

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Speaker 1: You have the check mark and mylos No.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't collab with mylo. I want to and

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Speaker 1: And the check mark is for like the teacher check

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Speaker 3: The the DD is your homework?

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Speaker 3: It's no, it's not homework related.

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Speaker 1: Who so who?

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Speaker 2: We're saying, wait, if we don't do a homework, we're

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Speaker 3: There's no, it's it has nothing to do with homework.

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Speaker 1: Teacher is not gonna like that in trouble teacher. God,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't know how teacher.

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Speaker 3: Is, how teacher is going to feel about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean yeah, these are these these are shorts that you

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Speaker 3: you don't want your you don't want your teachers seeing

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Speaker 2: You know, well, what am I going to do with them.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. If teacher is not going to

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Speaker 3: They're for skipping school? Uh, these are some These are

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Speaker 1: Schools skipping shorts. Yeah, when if you're not wearing an

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Speaker 3: Yes, you can, Yeah, for sure, probably any I mean,

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's talk about my neighbors.

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Speaker 2: My neighbors in the submarine are getting pretty loud. I

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Speaker 1: Your neighbors are fighting in the submarine. Yeah, it is

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well it's not in his girlfriend and they're

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Speaker 1: Davy Jones and his girlfriend are fighting. Okay, Well, and

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Speaker 2: He has more of like a squid.

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Speaker 1: Face, right, squid is a kind of fish.

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Speaker 2: Uh well, oh wow, I would really like to argue

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Speaker 1: It's in the same it's the same the same part

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Speaker 3: The squid fish debate.

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Speaker 1: It's in the same part of the store. If you

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Speaker 1: you look at it, Yeah, the sign says fish.

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Speaker 3: Here's the take squids, squidser fish.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, what has.

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Speaker 4: He done to you?

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Speaker 2: I know this is why I should never gone a submarine.

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Speaker 2: Mister Hay gets the guests on his side, and as

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Speaker 2: I can't drive it in because it's filling with water

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Speaker 1: And squids or fish, will you explain what happens to

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Speaker 1: Brandon if you get wet?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Sure, it's honestly not too bad. But have you

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen it, like in person.

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Speaker 2: You were finding where you found like a tick on

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Speaker 3: Sea not necessarily No, Okay, let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: Hard to discover. I didn't know how young you were.

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Speaker 1: Because the kind of baths that I'm taking lately, all

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Speaker 2: Right, Brendon, picture this instead. Have you ever been to

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay, wow? Yeah, all right. I mean, I mean, maybe

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Speaker 2: it's easier if you tell me something you have done

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Speaker 2: and I try to somehow.

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Speaker 1: Like, uh, that would help. Yeah, Brandon, what's something you did?

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Speaker 1: And not don't say the phone?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've bence vinca like barbecues with just regular

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Speaker 2: Throws it, and then nobody took a drill and started

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Speaker 1: What about? What about watermelon with the big bottle of

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Speaker 3: That does sound pretty? That sounds pretty sick.

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Speaker 1: A lot of it's bill everywhere, but and you put

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Speaker 3: You do that with your with your daughters, with.

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Speaker 1: My daughter's friends. Yes, we will take the boat out.

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Speaker 1: It's like kind of a pontoon and I'm learning how

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Speaker 1: And uh, and yes, we'll take a watermelon. I have

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Speaker 1: so what so are we going to be able to

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's your experience, that's not Brandon, well I not.

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Speaker 1: Well, now it's kind of Brandon's experience because I've told

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Speaker 3: But he's going to take me on the pontoon.

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Speaker 2: I will talk to vivid enough for your picture. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So so you're with and his daughter's friends on the

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Speaker 1: Can we do the frozen watermelon one? Would that help?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: I can envision it. I can envision it. Pay me,

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Speaker 2: Okay, So it's a frozen watermelon, but it's not shaped

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Speaker 1: And it's not cold. Is it cold?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, not at all. And what happens is if you

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Speaker 2: See, it's different emotions with characters who we need to

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Speaker 1: Remember, well, you so sad because of bing Bong? You

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Speaker 1: remember because of bing Bong?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I kind about bing Bong.

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Speaker 1: I remember being so sad about him.

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Speaker 2: if I get touched by water, I'd become made of

448
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: all of blood.

449
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. He has this sort of chemical effect where any

450
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: part of him that is touched by water becomes blood.

451
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's like one of those remember those little

452
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: pills that you would put in the water and they'd

453
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: become dinosaurs. Yeah, except for him that it just is

454
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 1: blood and then the water is blood as well.

455
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: It's very bad during shark weeks. Do you guys like

456
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 2: that stuff?

457
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 4: Yes?

458
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: Brandon, what do you do you? What's your take? Do

459
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 1: you have a Shark Week take. Shark Week, Yeah, shark

460
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: this is like a good stand up thing. I don't know.

461
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: If you do this where you say.

462
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, like shark Week, yeah, I'll be like, uh hey,

463
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 3: permission to rant? Permission yes, I'll be like hello, permission

464
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 3: to rants. And then people will be like, whoa.

465
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: This is tower. You have permission to rant? Okay, And

466
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 1: so then you do your.

467
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 3: Rant and I'm like, shark Week's coming up.

468
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 4: Let me.

469
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 3: Pretty okay, Yeah, yeah, it's pretty. It's and then I

470
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 3: just sort of like, I don't know, it's kind of

471
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 3: it's kind of controversial.

472
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: Okay, what what is it? What what's the take?

473
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 3: I'm just like, uh like, I'm like, oh, I'm a

474
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 3: I watched Shark Week. I get I get spooked. I

475
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: get spooked all week. I get scared to go to

476
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: the damn pool. I go to the damn pool. I'm like, oh,

477
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 3: oh they're gonna oh.

478
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 1: You know you think there's sharks in the damp.

479
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah that's what that's how shark Yeah, that's pretty.

480
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 3: It's it's it's a bit I've been doing for that

481
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 3: five years. Yeah, for how long years I've been doing

482
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 3: that bit? For five years.

483
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 2: In quick ocean question. If you're in the submarine, there's

484
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: not supposed to be a horse down here, isn't there? Well?

485
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: Here, Well, this is the question about what kind of

486
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: horse it is? Is it a seahorse?

487
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 2: Ruh? How big is those? I don't know?

488
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: Is it though?

489
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 2: Huh?

490
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: Is it a seahorse? How big is those seahorses?

491
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 2: Like?

492
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: Well, it depends if you're looking at it through the

493
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 1: top looker, you know, the like. If it's like that,

494
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: then it can be huge. If it's right up against it,

495
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: it can be so big.

496
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: Okay, that would be good news for me because this

497
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 2: thing is really big?

498
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: Okay? And are you looking at it? Can you? Is

499
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: it possible to figure out if you're just looking at

500
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: it because it's like right there with you, or are

501
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,959
Speaker 1: you actually looking through the top looking piece right now?

502
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 4: Well?

503
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: One thing is as I am touching it, it is

504
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 2: seeming to be here with me. And it is mad.

505
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: It's mad. What what's it doing that makes you think

506
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: it's that?

507
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: How mad at this trying to kill me?

508
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: Okay? And what does it have to do that with?

509
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: I guess this would be a big thing to decide

510
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: a horse or if it's or it has a sword. Okay,

511
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 1: I mean why it's just becoming such a bizarre situation.

512
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: It's just sort of now it's out of my Is

513
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: it just you and the horse?

514
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

515
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: Where's Davy Jones?

516
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 2: Davy, I think broke up with his girlfriend in the

517
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: other room of my summary.

518
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: You know, it would be so funny. Did you were you?

519
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: Did you lie? Any room break up?

520
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 3: How many rooms are there in the sub in the submarine?

521
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: In the submarine, Yeah, it's it's pretty small. There's like fourteen.

522
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: Sixteen Okay, it's open floor plant.

523
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, very Asian inspired.

524
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I we I didn't mean to blow past the

525
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: tweeting Davy Jones breakup. There's a makeup on my submarine

526
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 3: right now.

527
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this guy Davy Jones is breaking up

528
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend on my submarine right now. And then

529
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: you make up a bunch of stuff that they talked about.

530
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: You get one picture of them sort of looking like

531
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: they're mad, and then you make up like two hundred

532
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 1: things that they said in the conversation and then uh,

533
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: and then they write an article about you on Mike

534
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: dot com.

535
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 4: Oh wait, so this is.

536
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 2: Like Davy Jones breakup.

537
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, this is Brandon, Brandon. We're just we're

538
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 3: doing we're doing viral strategy, right, viral strategy, yes, branding, marketing,

539
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 3: some consultant ship right, like and it.

540
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: Has to be Davy Jones. Can it just be some

541
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: thing that my kid said, like a joke? I wrote

542
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: that not good enough for an adult to say. But

543
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: if I say that a kid said it almost whatever.

544
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: A fake thing that your child said, yeah, like about

545
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: politics and stuff. Yeah, you could do that just like,

546
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: oh my god, like my kid is breaking up with

547
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: this girl right for me right now? And then you

548
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: make up some stuff that they said. Yeah, viral strategy

549
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: is Brandon, will you speak on that?

550
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 3: That's a good that's a good one. The child one, yeah,

551
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 3: be like sometimes like the other day, I was like,

552
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 3: I was like, my my baby son just said Donald

553
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: Twump is bad. Yes, And it's like and I was like,

554
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: oh wow, you know sometimes sometimes the young ones, sometimes

555
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 3: the babies are wiser than the adults. Yeah, and that

556
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 3: got that got fifty tweets.

557
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: Guys. My five year old just asked me why Donald

558
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: Trump had him head.

559
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's really good.

560
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: That's really funny. Did that only happened?

561
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: No, but I mean, imagine a five year old said that, Yeah,

562
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: like three concepts in there that he shouldn't have.

563
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: It sounded like a lot of water just came rushing

564
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: in there right now?

565
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 4: Did that.

566
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: Is that resolved?

567
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 4: Or were making me nervous? YEA had to.

568
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 2: I mean I've had to cut up a lot of

569
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: the galoshes and make them into kind of a tuxedo.

570
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 4: Okay, Sam, I know you'll like that.

571
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: True Brandon, can you tell me if this is true

572
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: that Martin Scorsese is remaking mean Streets but it's going

573
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 2: to be called meme Streets and it just stars you

574
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: like two and three.

575
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's I mean, that's that's a Hollywood Handbook exclusive.

576
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah okay. And what's some of the memes

577
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: that you do?

578
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 3: Oh like there's there's a very controversial Pepe scene.

579
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah.

580
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 3: So what is it that you it's already it's already,

581
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 3: it's super super controversial.

582
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: What is it that you like about uh Pepe and

583
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: being racist? What is it about being racist that is

584
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: so irony?

585
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't like No.

586
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't.

587
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 3: I I'm not racist and talking and I don't and

588
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 3: I don't irony.

589
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: This is a little irony thing that he does. Ironic.

590
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: This is that people don't know irony. Irony is pushed

591
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: and irony is the irony is irony is is Actually

592
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: I've been hearing that it's cush and pretty soon it is.

593
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: I hear it's gonna be Netflix. So that's this is

594
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: like something that we're doing in new media. Now is

595
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: this new irony? And so when Brandon says that he's

596
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: not racist and that that he likes Pepe for different reasons, Uh,

597
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: it's it's like this new thing where he says something

598
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: that he doesn't believe.

599
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 3: Look, Pepe Pepe was an innocuous you know fig year, Yeah,

600
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 3: he was an innocent Uh, not racially.

601
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: So he believes that white nationalism is innocent, no, and

602
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: that it is incurus And it's just like, no, no,

603
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 1: if the Jewish people world, if Jewish people get their

604
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: own homeland, why is it so wrong that white people

605
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: should make America theirs? It seems like a harmony.

606
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: Interesting question. I would say the burden of explanation is

607
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 2: on people who don't agree with that take. It's good

608
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: for Brandon to get out in front of this. You know,

609
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: you know who I wish understood irony?

610
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 4: My dry cleaner?

611
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: Did that?

612
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 3: Really?

613
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: Is that five year old said that?

614
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: Your five year old said that? Which one? How many

615
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: five year olds he's got? Uh? How many five year old?

616
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: Do you many? Thirteen? Fourteen?

617
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 3: Maybe?

618
00:31:59,680 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 4: Oh?

619
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 3: It's so there's every every room of the submarine has

620
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 3: a fives own five year old.

621
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: You have to have their own room, I know. Yeah

622
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 2: kids these days everyone gets a room in a trophy.

623
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 3: Yeah damn.

624
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So speak on what we're doing with some of

625
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: this irony now, like what's like what are the exciting

626
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: things happening with what.

627
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 3: Are the what are the new happening things in irony?

628
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: Yes, becoming like more and more mainstream where we can

629
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: do irony on the movies for example, or like like

630
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: doing it like like what like talk about some developments

631
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: in this world.

632
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean irony poisoning is a real epidemic now.

633
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

634
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 3: I think it's uh, it's really it's it's broke our brands.

635
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: Did it happen to you probably? How does that manifest

636
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: itself in your day and uh in your body?

637
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 4: Uh?

638
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 3: I think, uh, you know, you get irony poisoning and

639
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 3: then your your tweets are good and then your interpersonal

640
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: skills are get really bad.

641
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's and it's an excuse for any kind of behavior. Yeah,

642
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: talk about some train stuff, Brandon.

643
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 3: I was, I was on one, was on one yesterday.

644
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: That's right. I saw I saw that. I saw that

645
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: in the Twitter news. Were you and the Mumford?

646
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 3: Oh there was a moment. There's a Twitter moment.

647
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that on the Twitter news. Where did

648
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: you take the Mumford and sun scream where they go

649
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: to like Marfa, Texas on like an old train and

650
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: they like play on on top of a very slow

651
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: moving train.

652
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm not.

653
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: So this is okay. When I when people say the train,

654
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: that's just sort of what I what I that's unless

655
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: you say so you were on the non Mumford, right,

656
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: you have to clarify. Okay, and what and and who

657
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: is the musician on that train?

658
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 3: No? There was there was in a it was just

659
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 3: like an Amtrak.

660
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: No one was doing anything.

661
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's weird.

662
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 2: You're going to really like what Davy Jones just said.

663
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: Okay, what does he say?

664
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 2: Well, he came out on the main deck of the

665
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: submarine out of his room and he went, I'm the

666
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 2: captain now.

667
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: Wow, that's I've seen him do that a lot. That

668
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: specific bit, uh it is. I guess it's close to

669
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 1: not being fresh anymore.

670
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Speaker 4: I don't really think so.

671
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Speaker 1: I don't and I say that I don't want it

672
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: to happen. I don't want people saying I'm the captain

673
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: now to stop being funny. But I I just worry

674
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: since he does it so much, you know what I mean.

675
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 2: He's been doing that and then he's been saying that.

676
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: It almost feels like we're in the upside down.

677
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: Yes, he talks about the upside down a lot. That's

678
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: still fresh at least, Thank goodness, Brandon, you know about

679
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: the upside down, the upside down? Yeah? Oh, you got

680
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: to get up on this, Brandon. Okay, so now we

681
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: have to do an episode of get up on now.

682
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: This is an episode of Get up on this?

683
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, do you want to be Yeah?

684
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll be Jensen. Okay, So who are you then? Brandon?

685
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 2: I guess I'm right now.

686
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll be Brandon. This will be great for me.

687
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm I'm Maddie okay, and Maddy's the other guy. Yeah, okay,

688
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: but who's Kanye West. Oh, he's Kanye West.

689
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: Okay, So Sam, I'm rehiring you only as Kanye West,

690
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: not as an engineer, because you remember you wired or something.

691
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: You owe this guy three hundred dollars.

692
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you owe me three hundred dollars. And that's man.

693
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: This week.

694
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 2: Okay. So as so I'm doing Brandon, I wouldn't sorry.

695
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: It is Sam responding as Kanye.

696
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: I'm your co host, Mattie Robinson. This is your host,

697
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 3: Jensen cart and this is me, Jensen Carr, and this

698
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,959
Speaker 3: is Kanye West and he owes to him three hundred dollars.

699
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: I forget what my rap name was, I Carl, thank you.

700
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: This week we're getting up on this on Stranger Things.

701
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: There's a monster in it and he's like Donald Trump

702
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: and and we also one of the worlds in his

703
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: upside down. And I always saw the first two episodes.

704
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: But what about Barb? Everyone remember bar like help save Barb?

705
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 2: My Jensen, do you know any basketball players?

706
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

707
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: So I did a rap song for Jamal Crawford of

708
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: the Last Angelo's Clippers, and he told me that he

709
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: really liked it, and h and Kanye West thows me

710
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars.

711
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, and you think you've made more than three

712
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: hundred dollars just by telling the story that you met

713
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 2: Kanye West ones basically it's where you sold a book

714
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: about it.

715
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: It's about that. Yeah, it's I'm close to breaking that.

716
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm the Kanye West thing. Yes, And so you're in

717
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: You're branded in this case. Yeah.

718
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brandon, you're getting You're getting real, like, you know,

719
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 3: confrontational on this podcast.

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00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean, are you okay?

721
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm okay.

722
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: What's the matter? Is that something happened on the submarine?

723
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Nothing big?

724
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: What happened?

725
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 2: Okay? So I guess there's somebody.

726
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 4: Down here.

727
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: In like a Vietnam helicopter who's been just like flying

728
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: around in the ocean for a while.

729
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

730
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 2: And so he flew under my submarine and he was

731
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 2: making fun of my GLOSSI suit. So I tried to

732
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 2: punch him.

733
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: He caught it.

734
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 4: He caught it.

735
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was able to catch it. I mean he's

736
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 2: got some kind of army training or something, because pretty

737
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 2: much no one could catch my paunch, and he squeezed

738
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: my punch pretty hard.

739
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: Can I ask this? I don't know how to say this.

740
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: Is he like one of our guys or is he

741
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: like Charlie?

742
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 3: Like?

743
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: Is that I don't like, are we do? I don't

744
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: know if that's okay now because at the time I

745
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: remember we were we were all saying Charlie and it

746
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: was like, not a big deal. Is Charlie no longer something?

747
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 1: You can call those guys? Okay? Great?

748
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 3: And Charlie Haunham? Was he an undeclared No.

749
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: He's the Pacific Rim guy.

750
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: He's the Pacific Rim guy.

751
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 2: He's he's the guy he was supposed to be in

752
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 2: Shades of Gray and he's mad about it. I guess

753
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: when he got taken out of that movie, he just

754
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: starts flying this helicopter through the ocean until he found me,

755
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 2: kicking it out on me.

756
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 4: Wow.

757
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: And he was supposed to be in the Pacific Rim

758
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: with his brother, but then his brother got eaten by

759
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: one of the Kaiju. Are we allowed to call himaju now?

760
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: Is that okay? Because, like, you know, I don't know

761
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 1: if it's like calling them kaiju is like a cultural

762
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: appropriation or whatever. And this, you know what I mean.

763
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 4: Speaking on that.

764
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: Speak on the kaiju.

765
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 4: Are we scared of.

766
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 3: Kaiju appropriation?

767
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 4: Yeah?

768
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: Are you are we scared of the kaiju? Like what like,

769
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: are we scared of the We're going to come back?

770
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 3: Well, we were talking about irony. Yeah, and yes, yes,

771
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 3: I think uh because of irony kaiju appropriation is extremely good?

772
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: Is good ship?

773
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 3: That's my.

774
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: Yes, this is a move that I am learning from irony,

775
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: which is calling things that are bad extremely good ship.

776
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: I am starting to figure out how this, how this works.

777
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 3: It's a it's a pretty nuanced concept.

778
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: Now, Sean, you drove into the bp O spell.

779
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened?

780
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: Just a slick okay by oil, like a frigging one

781
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 2: of those cool ducks.

782
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you remember, like that campaign for Don don So

783
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: was like, if you have a duck with like a

784
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 1: bunch of oil on it, you could buy our soap

785
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: and we'll wash it off.

786
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 3: Hey, deep Water Horizon is coming out. I always buy

787
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 3: I buy the oil. I buy the oil and the

788
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: don at the same time, at the same time. Yes,

789
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 3: they have them at Costco in the same just wrapped

790
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 3: up in the same aisle, as same ole, as the ducks,

791
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 3: as the ducks. Yes, the ducks, the oil, and the Doun.

792
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: Yes, they're all wrapped up in the same package.

793
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 3: So I got I went on Amazon, because when you

794
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 3: go on when it has like the normally bought together

795
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: option and so like all three boxes are checked and

796
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 3: yeah oil don so yeah I got it. I so

797
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 3: I got a duck delivered. But the when the duck

798
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 3: died by the time it got to my place, even

799
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 3: without you putting the oil on it. Yeah, but it

800
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 3: still works, you can still, but still I still got

801
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 3: the experience.

802
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: Amazon's actually bad, now, Sean, did you read about that?

803
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 3: Yeah?

804
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: What, Amazon's actually bad because the way they do their

805
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: boxes or whatever is against the environment.

806
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: So oh no, Amazons.

807
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 3: So we're not not bezos.

808
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 1: We're not supposed at two bezos. Yes, we're not supposed

809
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: to be doing Amazon anymore.

810
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 2: Well, can I watch Bosh too?

811
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: Yes, you can watch Bosh on the computer. Only you

812
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: can't have Bosh delivered to your house unless you use

813
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: Jet use Jet dot com. Then it's because they do

814
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: their box they have clean box policy.

815
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 3: They're taking back all the all the transparent Emmys.

816
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 4: Yes they are, and the way.

817
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 2: They should Emmys is not environmentally fad.

818
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 4: No, it's not bad.

819
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, it is bad.

820
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 3: Irony, Oh my god, irony, pa iron Boy.

821
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: Brandon, do you want to plug some future tweets you

822
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: have coming out? Oh jesus, what are some tweets that

823
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: you have in drafts that you would like to promote?

824
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: Oh, Brandon, are you going to drop any hot fire?

825
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? I gotta.

826
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: It's open up your drafts folder.

827
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's see. Let's see what ah, what's going on?

828
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 3: What's going on in these in these drafts? I've got

829
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 3: this one where it's a it's a guy like, it's

830
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 3: a guy making a face. Okay, it's like, yeah, it's

831
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 3: like a guy making like a face. And then it's

832
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 3: I haven't figured out there. I haven't figured out the

833
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 3: tweets totally yet. But he's like making like a really

834
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 3: like funny face. Is it like as it's a ski

835
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: art It's no, no, it's like a just like a guy,

836
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 3: just like a guy on I took a picture of like,

837
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 3: could it be that this is one of those? And

838
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 3: then it's a way it's a win it's a win format.

839
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 3: It's a yeah, it's a win format.

840
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

841
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,479
Speaker 3: No, it's not a t where no, no tf ws.

842
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 3: It's only it's only a we're skipping the tf and

843
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: it's only when.

844
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: Okay when okay, t W t W yeah, okay, this

845
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 2: for when? Yeah, and then could it be? And I'm

846
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: just this is field and this is even too crazy

847
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: even for you. But if the guy's making it a

848
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: funny face, maybe this for when he when you when.

849
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 3: When you not?

850
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: But she keeps sucking. Sean has a thing he's trying

851
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: to make, huh. He has sort of a competing acronym

852
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: where he says that tf W is this for when?

853
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: This for when? Yeah, like like it's like this for when,

854
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: this is when you use this or something? Yeah, yes,

855
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: it's competing with that feeling one, but it's not articulate.

856
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: So when he he thinks it's this for when whenever

857
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: he's using it, and he thinks that's how other people

858
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: are using it too. Now, But I'm not sure that

859
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: that that would actually be really helpful for him. If

860
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: when you use TFW for now and you were actually

861
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: doing it, is this for when? And I doesn't actually

862
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: have to change your tweets at all. It's just like

863
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: when people ask you.

864
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 3: What that stands for, you say, are you asking me

865
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: to start saying this for when?

866
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 4: Yes?

867
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like I should start using this for when

868
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 3: and instead of that feeling when yeah, yeah, that would

869
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 3: be huge. That would be really huge for that would

870
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 3: be that would be big for the movement. Yeah, Sean,

871
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 3: would that be huge for you?

872
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that would just about make my months. I

873
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 2: think this is not a submarine?

874
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 3: What?

875
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: Okay? So I have been well, no, I don't. I

876
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: have been starting to wonder if you were at the

877
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: movies because you're seeing Davy Jones and now it feels

878
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: like you are maybe watching Deep Water Horizon.

879
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, Yeah, I think the movies.

880
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay, what about the horse? It seems like that it

881
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: was the war, Oh it was a dog. Okay, So

882
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 1: what it does feel like you could have been here today?

883
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: Then I'm not saying like, you know, like the circumstances

884
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: that brought you to this place.

885
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

886
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: Maybe it was like tough, but it does feel like

887
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: you could have been in the studio today.

888
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Now you're mad just because I've been sitting in

889
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: the movie theater seat and thought I was driving the submarine.

890
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: And now you're pissed and watching a but one very

891
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: new movie and a bunch of old movies, not that old,

892
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: but movies that are definitely not in theaters anymore.

893
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: Classics?

894
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon what Uh so the funny face guy and

895
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: no other good tweets?

896
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 3: Uh, it's you know it, it's it's just like putting

897
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 3: in You're putting me in a really vulnerable position, you know,

898
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 3: sharing sharing memes that haven't dropped yet.

899
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: Okay, because.

900
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 2: For Twitter, yeah are you? Can you hear me?

901
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 3: So?

902
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 2: What if you do something called first round draft tweets

903
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: and it's just sort of like, yeah, their draft, their

904
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 2: tweets with your drafts folder, So you haven't sort of Hey,

905
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 2: I mean obviously you craft and you edit these things

906
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: for months, but the concept of this would be, you know,

907
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 2: there's a day that's just like first it's draft day,

908
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: and you do your first round draft tweets and you

909
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 2: just don't You just let it fly, something out there

910
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: and it's not polished, and you say, hey, guys, like

911
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: this is some of the up stuff that my mind.

912
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 3: Comes, stuff that I'm that I'm thinking about. Yeah, I'm down.

913
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: Can we talk about vulnerability for a second. You are

914
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: sort of a confessional comedian with like you talk about

915
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: your sick grandma and like stuff.

916
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: Like that, my sick grandma. Yeah, how your Grandma's like, dope,

917
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 3: my grandma's fucking sick, right.

918
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: And also how she's like ill, Yeah, I don't know.

919
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: She like she died because she drank too much monster

920
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 3: energy and so getting vulnerable on stage really like yeah,

921
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 3: I have Well that's what my one man chose. But

922
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 3: it's Brandon wordel my sick grandma. Yeah, and how she

923
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 3: was so at a black box and okay, just sort

924
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 3: of yeah, you know, and how do you use get

925
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 3: into it.

926
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: The set to pretend that it's your grandma's house.

927
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 3: Well, I play my grandma also, right, yeah, sure, but

928
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 3: but it's not a problematic. It's okay, go ahead, Yeah,

929
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 3: this might.

930
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: Be sensitive, and you let me know if it's too

931
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 2: far monster energy drink that's made by a monster, or

932
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 2: it turns you into a monter.

933
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean, who's you know, who's to say it

934
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 3: makes you think?

935
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: You know, this idea of like being problematic, of like

936
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: sort of taking when you play your grandma.

937
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 3: Well, when I play my grandma, it's kind of it's

938
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 3: a long one man show. So right, okay, Well I

939
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 3: don't even calling it a one man show is problematic

940
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 3: because I don't want to call it a one man

941
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 3: show because I'm also playing my grandma. But I go through, Uh,

942
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 3: I go m to f right to play my grandma.

943
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 3: But when you're switching, yeah right, but I hear it

944
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 3: comes well, yeah, like I have a doctor. I have

945
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: a doctor there at the black Box theater. Yes, and

946
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 3: uh it's a long it's a long show, so he is,

947
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 3: So I.

948
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 2: Go for the theater.

949
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 3: What's that.

950
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 2: Calling the theater?

951
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 3: That is that? Not?

952
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 2: Probably know?

953
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 3: But yeah right African American box, Yeah we should.

954
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: Probably sweet is sweet?

955
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon is being a bit of a sweetie today.

956
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 4: Uh what does he look like?

957
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: I don't know him.

958
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 3: He's like a very like I don't know how to

959
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 3: really describe this. I mean, you're like a cut boy, right,

960
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 3: oh yeah, thank you. You're like a cutie pie and

961
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,479
Speaker 3: like a sweetie and like uh identify has.

962
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: Like he has like a young Yes, I would say

963
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: he's like I'm getting young Stevo vibes for sure. His voice,

964
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 1: Uh does not really sound like he's been eating glass

965
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: the way Steve O does every day, But it's sort

966
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: of like a young young Stevo when he was like

967
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 1: running away from alligators and stuff.

968
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 2: Goldish thing.

969
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yes, but Yeah, cutie pie, sweet boy working

970
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: with what would you say, body wise like this? This

971
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: is we should have done this at the beginning because

972
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: this is very helpful for.

973
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 3: H Like what would you slim, slim, thick?

974
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, he's like slim in some places but like

975
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: thick in other places. But it works like it definitely.

976
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: It comes together to make like a nice you know,

977
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: something that's like very cute and like adorable.

978
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: Is there any rope parts?

979
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like John Hawk's arms, you know what

980
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Yeah, the white John Hawks's arms are

981
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: like a one giant vein. Those are kind of Yes,

982
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: those are kind of the arms that he has. But

983
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: his legs are like much much thicker, much not ropey

984
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: at all. There's like a lot of bulk to the legs. Yeah,

985
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: I mean I can really see. Uh, yes, his legs

986
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,479
Speaker 1: look like the michelin Man's legs.

987
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 2: Yes, So what I'm getting is the legs are kind

988
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: of a pile and the arms are kind of a rope.

989
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: Yes, the legs are like his body is really like

990
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: a tough mutter obstacle course. Oh okay, did you ever

991
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 1: do did you ever do tough mutter? Brandon it's actually

992
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: not easy, like everyone says in this tough mutter, Yeah,

993
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's actually really hardcore. You have to like

994
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: crawl on the ground at some point and you have

995
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: to climb a wall. Oh right. But it also gives

996
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: you an opportunity to help to help girls. So you

997
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: can stand at the top of the wall and when

998
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: girls come you like put your arm down in me,

999
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: like here here, and it's a bunch of guys like

1000
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: competing to get girls over the wall.

1001
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 4: And then I'm not.

1002
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: And then after we'd you can approach a girl and

1003
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you were awesome out there, and hoping

1004
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: she'd tkes you for helping her get over the wall.

1005
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: And if she doesn't, you can.

1006
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: You inspired me to keep going. I was ready to

1007
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 2: give up while I saw how hard you were work,

1008
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, we're finishing this thing.

1009
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 2: What are you doing after this?

1010
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: And if she doesn't seem very thankful or doesn't want

1011
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: to like compensate you in some way for helping her

1012
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: over the wall, you can get mad. You have permission

1013
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: to get mad, right you're in doorphins. I don't really

1014
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: like why you like it.

1015
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 2: I like to get it I like to get electrocuted too.

1016
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's weird because I'm like on my

1017
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: stomach getting electrocuted and that, Like it's impossible not to

1018
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: get boned out when you get electrics. This is like,

1019
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything new, Like when you get electrocuted,

1020
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: you get poured out, boned out, but you're yeah.

1021
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 2: This is not breaking news. Yeah, we're just saying the

1022
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 2: same thing that you said for two hundred years. You

1023
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 2: lets you cut it out of your stomach, you're gonna

1024
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 2: get you know, charged up.

1025
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: So basically what I mean, it's like a tough mutter tip.

1026
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: I guess before you crawl on your stomach under the

1027
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: electrical wires, you tuck it under your waistband, like I

1028
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: because I see a lot of people like when they

1029
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: get boned out, it's like going backward. It's like in

1030
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: this very uncomfortable position. But if you tuck it under

1031
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: your waistband, it's.

1032
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 3: Just like kind of it feels yeah, gentally inflating against

1033
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 3: your stomach.

1034
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's great.

1035
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Accidentally, you know, when you're boned out and

1036
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 3: you got it, you got it against your waistband. You're

1037
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 3: not touching it. But you know there's some friction, Yes,

1038
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 3: with the waistband you ever, there's a lot of friction

1039
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 3: and if yeah, go ahead, Sean.

1040
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 2: Brandon, what are some things that you yell at? What

1041
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 2: are something you yell at women when they don't appreciate your.

1042
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 3: Help when they don't they don't appreciate my help, like

1043
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 3: during a during like a tough mutter.

1044
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: In a tough mutter situation, or like anything holding doors

1045
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: and stuff, or like pressing an automatic door for a woman.

1046
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 3: I just like, I respect the sweeties too much to

1047
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 3: ever to ever yell, ever yell at them. So you

1048
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 3: just whisper threatening no, no, no, I mean I want

1049
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 3: them to here. I want them to yell at me.

1050
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so I respect them. That's your thing, Yeah,

1051
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 3: getting yelled at like I want yeah, well like yeah,

1052
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: like I want to get murdered by a woman because

1053
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: I respect them.

1054
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: I think it's I think a good technique that you're

1055
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 2: bringing up is you say it loud enough that they

1056
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: can hear you, so you put them in the position

1057
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: of going like, well, he's kind of doing it under

1058
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: his breast, but he's like begging me to respond, and

1059
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 2: that's it. And that's kind of a kind invitation to

1060
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: engage in a dialogue about whether she is the word

1061
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 2: that you're calling her? What do you?

1062
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 4: What do you say? M like, what do you? What

1063
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 4: do you?

1064
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 3: Loudly whisper well, I'm talking yeah, but no, but he

1065
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 3: wants to know what you sing that yeah, But I'm like,

1066
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 3: I want to hear your the kind of stuff that

1067
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 3: the stuff that you say to get murder.

1068
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 2: I guess in this situation, i'd be maybe be going

1069
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: I agree with Brandon.

1070
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: Can I just say, also, once you've tucked it under

1071
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: your waistband, you don't want to get in a situation

1072
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: where where you finish the race and you're like putting

1073
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: your hands up and you're like, yeah, I did it,

1074
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: but your shirt kind of comes up a little bit

1075
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: so people can see kind of the top the top

1076
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: of your d D sort of like picking up through

1077
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: the yes before you get to the wall, especially because

1078
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: once you raise your hands up to jump out of

1079
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: the wall, you're like kind of slamming your body against it,

1080
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: and sometimes the exposed tip can get a big splinter.

1081
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 3: So just before the wall, untoock it and get a

1082
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,959
Speaker 3: big splinter. Yes you can't, you can that can't happen

1083
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 3: the people. Has it happened?

1084
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 1: I have heard I have heard of that happening where

1085
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: uh a splinter kind of because you know, there's like

1086
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: a there is a hole there is like you know,

1087
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: I'm not like we should be able to talk about this.

1088
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: There's a hole in there.

1089
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 2: We're not bringing news here, and.

1090
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: It's bigger than a splinter, so splinters can absolutely get

1091
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, and I've heard of that happening to

1092
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: so many people, and people are scared to talk about it.

1093
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: But you can absolutely get a splinter in there.

1094
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 2: And this is just men's Can we finally talk about

1095
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 2: that you do get splinters in there when you do

1096
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 2: a tough mother? Can somebody finally say that and not

1097
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 2: get crucified online for it?

1098
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Thank you. I mean these are health issues that

1099
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: we have to be I don't know that we have

1100
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: to be talking about our slash our slash.

1101
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 2: Being so sensitive by being so politically correct about this.

1102
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

1103
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 2: There's a hole the size of about ten splinters and

1104
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 2: that's how many I know some people have gotten in then.

1105
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard of some people getting absolutely getting ten splinters.

1106
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy.

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Speaker 5: Bye, this has been an Earwolf Production, Executive produced by

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Speaker 5: Scott Ackerman and Chris Bannon.

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