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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most critically important issues on the planet today. On this

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Speaker 1: is important. You can fit your dick in the gas tank. Bro,

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Speaker 1: come on, bitch, better have my honey. I squeeze, I

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Speaker 1: cut off the stream and then I let it go

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Speaker 1: back on, and then I do it to like a

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Speaker 1: beat that small cock com me grandpa, buckle up, and

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Speaker 1: we're back. You guys, let's freaking do this. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: let's go today, Let's do it. Let's go. Are you

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Speaker 1: gonna go? Can I say? I do hate that I

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Speaker 1: see all the time everyone doesn't now, and I think

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Speaker 1: it started with Lebron and I think I might have

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Speaker 1: shipped on this in the podcast before. But when people

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Speaker 1: go let's go, it is crazy. It bugs me and honestly,

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Speaker 1: and I don't get that bugged by a lot of things,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like, you're very unbommed. You can't bug this.

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Speaker 1: I'm bugged by that. I am bugged by that. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: It's the response to everything, now everything. The intensity of it,

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Speaker 1: I think would get very annoying, and it is annoying.

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Speaker 1: But I what did work on set with some guys

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Speaker 1: who very subtly were like, let's go, and I did

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Speaker 1: dig it. Well, if you're literally going somewhere, they were

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Speaker 1: on their way to go somewhere. Yeah, if you're if

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Speaker 1: you're like, hey, guys, let's go, let's go. We're ready

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Speaker 1: to go. Guys, the van's running, Yeah, let's go. When

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Speaker 1: it's like, uh, you sink a cornhole shot and you go,

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Speaker 1: let's go, or the kids opening like their Christmas presents

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Speaker 1: on Instagram, they were like getting a PS five. They're like,

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Speaker 1: got the PS five, let's go about a Christmas gift.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. My parents are rich. Your poor grass parents

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Speaker 1: can't go anywhere. So this is the thing I've always

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Speaker 1: wanted to kind of like step out, but then I

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Speaker 1: just forget because it's not that important. But this is important.

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Speaker 1: It is important. It is this is important, So right now,

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Speaker 1: it's let's go. Right before that, it was That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about, and that is what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Before that, at some point it was like boo yah, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a day. What is the history of that

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Speaker 1: exclamation sports thing? In chronological order? Starting it goes h

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Speaker 1: are you starting newer or older? Are we talking Blake's

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Speaker 1: favorite decade than nineties? Do you think it started there?

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Speaker 1: Do you think it started where? I don't know what started.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, let's start with let's go and work our

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Speaker 1: way backwards. Okay, let's go. So it starts there, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Was that's what I'm talking about? Right before that? I

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Speaker 1: think so, I think that's that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: People used to just say that. They could have not

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Speaker 1: said anything, but they would go, that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: And that's a long one too. And also they might

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Speaker 1: not have been talking about anything. No, you were just

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Speaker 1: doing that. Person wasn't talking, they were silent for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Then a thing happens. Then that's what they're talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're like, hey, Jeff, you didn't say ship, dude, you

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Speaker 1: weren't talking about anything. Literally, you're silent, you're playing chess.

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Speaker 1: You're playing chess and you haven't said a word in minutes.

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Speaker 1: But wait, sorry, I think before let's go, it was

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Speaker 1: just whoa whoa like. It was it was the Rick

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Speaker 1: Flair woo like. People were doing that instead of speaking

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Speaker 1: for a while, that's true. I mean, does a high

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Speaker 1: five count in this? I feel like maybe the high

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Speaker 1: five was the big bang? No, no, no, it has

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Speaker 1: to be an oral exclamation. Verbal high five could be

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Speaker 1: where it's started. That was the big bang, like that

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Speaker 1: could be back in like the fifties. No, it's for sure,

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Speaker 1: just like some old timey like uh, snaker do it all?

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Speaker 1: You know, like twenties slang, that's for sure. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: it's yeehaw? Was that horse riding? But I'm going around

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Speaker 1: like sports, like popularized sports phrases that are said once

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Speaker 1: by a pro and then twelve year olds across America go,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that for eighteen months? Do you Like?

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Speaker 1: I can only think about Tropic Thunder when he was like,

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Speaker 1: get you some, get some. Get someone on Twitter out

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Speaker 1: it hump the air and you say, suck it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's degeneration. X Blake. Fucking kudos. There you go, buddy.

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Speaker 1: It looks like you weren't. You didn't fall asleep at

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Speaker 1: the wheel this week. Thank you for that, bro. I

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Speaker 1: was ready for the sucket. Baby. Hey Kyle, uh, do

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Speaker 1: you currently have egg on your face? Why? Oh? Is

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Speaker 1: there egg on your face right now? Dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so ship. It's about to get important. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there might be some yolk on your face.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Oh my god, how am I not following along?

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Speaker 1: That's the only yolk this dude is because the people

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Speaker 1: are spoken and they say that I have the nicest ass.

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Speaker 1: They said, they said there was a pole. Oh bro,

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Speaker 1: hundreds of people, hundreds of people did it? Who put

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Speaker 1: the pole out? Did you do the pole? There was

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Speaker 1: an independent pole? Y? Yeah, it was an independent pole.

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Speaker 1: There was an independent pole. There was like five hundred people.

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Speaker 1: Where was the pole? Posted Twitter? Who was the pollster involved?

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Speaker 1: People were pulled. I don't know these people. These are

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Speaker 1: Internet people. I demand to recount. I want to recount.

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Speaker 1: I want Wolf Blitzer to put out the fucking pole.

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Speaker 1: If we're gonna get real, I want the dude with

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Speaker 1: the screen zooming in. All I'm saying is I got

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Speaker 1: fifty something percent, then Blake had thirty three, then durs

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Speaker 1: with with some change, and then you had like five percent. Know,

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Speaker 1: it's all because you fucking it's because you had a

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Speaker 1: little SOB story going on. Man, It's because people felt

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Speaker 1: bad for you. It was it was biased By the way,

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Speaker 1: I love the like do you have yoke on your face?

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Speaker 1: Has no idea about this pole of people. I know, dude,

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Speaker 1: he's been waiting for two fucking weeks to say this.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I guarantee it. Okay, four hundred and

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Speaker 1: seventy votes, Okay, four hundred and seventy human beings, clicked bots.

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Speaker 1: Where is it posted? Where is it posting? Some Twitter?

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Speaker 1: And I reposted it so you could go to my

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Speaker 1: account and follow it. Evidently this person made a an

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Speaker 1: account where they just kind of follow the podcast. That's

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Speaker 1: fucking bullshit right there. And it says Blake Blake with

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Speaker 1: his high end, tight gott Adam with his thick with

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Speaker 1: the sea and juicy Kyle stepping in. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that means exactly, but stepping in is what they

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Speaker 1: say about your ass. I think he's just stepping in

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Speaker 1: for because nobody else showed up, and no one showed up.

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Speaker 1: You got three percent, and then Durrs is the sleeper winner,

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Speaker 1: which I think is what you called his ass. So

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Speaker 1: just saying there might be some yolk on your face,

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Speaker 1: there might be a little egg on your face, which

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Speaker 1: is the saying, right, I feel like I've been saying

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Speaker 1: that a lot lately. Yeah, if you got egg on

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Speaker 1: your face, eat your humble pie, eat crow, bitch. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I've heard yolk on your face. Well no,

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Speaker 1: I added that it was an egg, and then I added,

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Speaker 1: you you know it's this is cool. Hey, you know

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Speaker 1: what at Hoyle do you eat eggs? Eat eggs? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do eat No, Well, go on, this is important, baby,

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Speaker 1: this is Kyle. Don't say I was gonna I was

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Speaker 1: gonna congratulate at him. I was gonna say, I'm happy that.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy that you're happy right now. I think that's

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Speaker 1: very cool that you've found it in you to post

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Speaker 1: that and get all the winds. I didn't know it

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Speaker 1: was already there, dude, if you posted it, if you

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Speaker 1: fucking posted that ship, it's biased as ship. You understand me.

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Speaker 1: It was already done. And then I posted the results. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you weren't You weren't getting I posted the results. No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't the it wasn't live at that point. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: people weren't clicking through to go vote from your place? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I when I posted that, that's what that was four

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Speaker 1: seventy votes, and then you weren't able to complete it. It

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Speaker 1: It was already done. So again, okay, alright, alright, I

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Speaker 1: won't I'll congratulate you. I completely disagree with everyone, but

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Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't retweet this. I didn't retweet this,

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Speaker 1: So we don't know what the Mindy Project fans that

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Speaker 1: think it was a It's like a thing that they're

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Speaker 1: fans of me. I think they're fans of my thick

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Speaker 1: and juicy ass. Specifically, what picture of your ass were

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Speaker 1: they voting on? There was no photos. This is just

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Speaker 1: them knowing our asses from memory. Maybe they do, they

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Speaker 1: could do their own individual research about our asses. But

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Speaker 1: we discussed in the pod that your ass has changed,

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Speaker 1: like dramatically, So it has it. My ass is really

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Speaker 1: really great. Actually it has deformed. Oh my gosh. We

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Speaker 1: can't go down this again. We can't. I'm doing it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying we can't dedicate a fourth episode to

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Speaker 1: Adam that definitely doesn't deserve it. This is important, man.

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Speaker 1: I started biking at him. I pumped up the tire

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Speaker 1: on my specialized road bike, and I'm out there on

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Speaker 1: the fucking streets getting it. I didn't know you had

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Speaker 1: a roadbike, Kyle. I'm out there, I do. I was

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Speaker 1: wondering if you had any luck getting any kind of

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Speaker 1: like free swag from anybody, because I am a hoop

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Speaker 1: the motherfucker out there on the road. I'm like sweatpants

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Speaker 1: and and like work boots, and I admittedly I'm trying

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Speaker 1: I agree. I want to look like I'm a professional cyclist, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this guy must do tour to franch ship. He's wearing

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Speaker 1: all the tights. He looks like a maniac out there,

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Speaker 1: he's got all the car. But then I'm really only

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Speaker 1: going like fifteen miles and and pretty pretty laxa. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of having fun. I'm like rocking like

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Speaker 1: my board teenager jackets with like the fucking hood, and

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Speaker 1: it's like very much a drag. It's it's drag, like

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Speaker 1: I can't get going fast. I'm working harder. It's like

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Speaker 1: a parachute, and I just do not want that. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to work. The answer to your question is,

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Speaker 1: uh no, no, no, one's giving me free stuff. Specialized

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Speaker 1: reached out and was like, dude, well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: manager reach out. We want to do something for you.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, am I about to score a free bike?

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Speaker 1: Am I going to get a free bike? No? I didn't.

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Speaker 1: They just are like, hey, we're big fans, okay, and

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Speaker 1: then we're like, okay, that count. Well, maybe they'll hook

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Speaker 1: me up with some gear. Like all I need is

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Speaker 1: like a fucking shirt. Okay, Specialized, come come at us.

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Speaker 1: We're not afraid to go on air engine bag for

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Speaker 1: free ship. Come at us. I need a shirt, I

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Speaker 1: need shoes, I need a padded butt pants. You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. You gotta have padded butt pants. Go

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Speaker 1: to your local joint, go to your local cycle shop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those those bike stores need your money. Mr. Support Local

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Speaker 1: businesses Hoder's Home. Wait what? Oh wow? Mr Support Local Businesses. Hey, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: just go to wall Mark like the rest of America.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's go Walmart and or go straight to

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Speaker 1: the company and beg my, hell I want to join

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Speaker 1: out him on this attitude, but I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: do that. Okay, cool, I'll go to my vocal shop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good call Kyle. Where are you going cycling path? Dude?

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Speaker 1: I went around on the road. There's a nice bike

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Speaker 1: trail on the side of the road that goes right

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Speaker 1: below the right at the foot of Mount Diablo. How

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Speaker 1: the c G I is not real to my kid,

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00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: He's like it's it's all those real dinosaurs. I'm like no,

416
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: but like they look real as fun, that's what you say.

417
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: And I say, give me my beer, give me if

418
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: you don't finish that beer, and that beer over here? Yeah,

419
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: growing up quick over there? Yeah, daddy, what is c

420
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: G I. Like when they have a car commercial, like

421
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: a car commercial. When we were a kid, it was

422
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: just that British dude explaining ship while a marble rolled

423
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 1: all over. And now cars are like exploding into pieces

424
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 1: and reconforming and like driving up buildings and stuff. And

425
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: he's like, can we do that? And I go no,

426
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: And he's like, well why did they show it then?

427
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: And I go exactly, son, Now give me back my beer.

428
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: That is actually brilliant. We're really breaking this town in

429
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: a pretty educational way. People are going to leave this

430
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: podcast going one more time. Sorry, no, read some books?

431
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: Is that not audible? What is it? No, Blake Immittedly

432
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: you came on strong with the with the board and

433
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: we we were all for it. And then what is

434
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: that one? Read some book? Read a book? You with

435
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: lit risk on of a bitch, step up your vocab?

436
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: Is that eminem read a book? Is that what that said?

437
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: Read a book? It's from Nacho Libre. Read some books. Yeah,

438
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: well it's not very it's off. It's off the board.

439
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: Now hey next week. Uh well you just give me

440
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: a little. Don't be missing south Central while drinking. You're

441
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: just in the something from there, got it, dude, and guys,

442
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen and and in between. At home, we

443
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: did not communicate about that. So I'm I'm hard rock hard.

444
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: Pecker's hard. That's amazing. You got a hard packer. Now,

445
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: becker's are hard as hard as it guess these days?

446
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: Is that what your dad said? Cole? You got a

447
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: hard pecker? Now? Yeah, he said that makes Yeah. Didn't

448
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: your dad ask you if you had a hard packer? No?

449
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: Wasn't that he? Wait, no, I distinctly remember it saying stuffers,

450
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 1: how hard is your pecker? Like that was just talking

451
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: about tools and said like that makes my pecker hard.

452
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: That was the Endella effect about Kyle's hard deck. Yeah, right,

453
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: did your dad ask you, like you as to look

454
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: at your hard packer? What? No? What the fun Mandela

455
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: effect is? Uh? Hard to get your Yeah, dude, that's

456
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: a trip man, Yeah, augmented reality fucking changing. Shut up, dude, Well, dude,

457
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: has anybody gotten what the fund are? They called the

458
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: thing you put over your face? The oculus? The oculus

459
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: oculus or the rift? Uh? Does anybody have with the

460
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 1: VR goggle? Oh? Like no, no, I can't believe none

461
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: of us have a pair. I can't do it. It's

462
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: gonna go straight to a crazy porno land and then

463
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: it's just they do have oculus porn. Yeah, that's it's

464
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: a slippery It's a slippery slope. I mean, I agree,

465
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: and then you're always just like spending way too much

466
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: time in the bathroom with your oculus rift, like, don't

467
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: come in, don't come in, Daddy's going to be in

468
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: the bathroom for a while sucking your iPad. The craziest

469
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: part of that is you can have the device on

470
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: with the headphones and this, and you could be standing

471
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: there and cranking it and have a whole gang of

472
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: people watching you and you don't even know. That's probably

473
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: what you're into, dude. You're tapping into my ultra fantasies.

474
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh no, that's the best ship. But

475
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: there's also those cool videos of like Dad's getting way

476
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: into the game and then just like jumping head first

477
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: into their television into a ceiling fan. Yeah that is tight. Yeah. Also,

478
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, do these people have no spatial awareness? Like

479
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: they're playing the game but they know that they're still

480
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: in their living rooms? Super crazy, dude, have you ever

481
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: put it on or played a game? It's I've only

482
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: done it one time, and it was like it was

483
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: they were showing it off at like the Grove and

484
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 1: I was like surfing and which is like an outside

485
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: mall in Los Angeles and they were like, here, come

486
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: try it on. And I tried it on and I

487
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: was just like surfing. I was like, okay, yeah, this

488
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: is cool. I mean it looks like I'm surfing. And

489
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: you didn't dive in and go swimming and accidentally hit

490
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: the pavement. I just sort of crouched on the surfboard

491
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: and dive into the concrete. The first time I put

492
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: it on, somebody it was like a Game of Thrones

493
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 1: thing at Comic Con and they had they were shooting

494
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: like heat, like flaming arrows at me, and I fucking

495
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: freaked out, dude, Like it was. It was scary, like

496
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: the day that just tells you your body's working, your

497
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: senses are and that was bizarre. Congrats your human. Yeah.

498
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: They had like wind pumping too, like that's cool that

499
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: when the winds pumping and you're like, I'm fucking feeling

500
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: this like I did when where you just you like

501
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: walked out on the ledge looking down over a building

502
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: or whatever and did not enjoy that. I was like,

503
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: this is fucking stupid, Like you didn't like it because

504
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: you were scared, because you you were afraid of your emotions.

505
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: Because I thought I was gonna fucking step off this building.

506
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: They're like, go ahead and take another step, and I

507
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: was like, I don't trick my brain. I was like,

508
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not It's that good. Really, why did

509
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: you say it was stupid? Was that you being like

510
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: because he doesn't like to feel, because I was deflecting

511
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: about me being stupid hands So you were scared and

512
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: you might have cried in that moment, but instead of crying,

513
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: you call it stupid. I was afraid to cry. He's

514
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: got none tear ducks. He's gonna learn eventually. Life makes

515
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: you learn eventually. It was weird. Do you think when

516
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: you do cry, you're gonna cry for like, like for

517
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: years straight, Like yeah, like to make up for everything.

518
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: You're just gonna be like a little blubbering for Yeah.

519
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: I could see that. I mean, if you want to,

520
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: if you want to keep it real, I hope not.

521
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: It sounds like a real fucking like dark place for

522
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: a terrible breakdown. Yeah, I hope the next time it happens,

523
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: it's like, I hope we would step in and kind

524
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: of bring you out of that deep depression that that

525
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 1: you're in. I think we would all have to, uh,

526
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: move back in the house together, um and and live

527
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: with each other for for six months to bring days

528
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: out of that one. I'm like those uh those dark

529
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: sand people in soul. Okay, let's go, let's go. Blake

530
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: did it, but for real, he just he said it, Yeah,

531
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: let's go earnestly. Yeah he was. He was, let's going,

532
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: let's go. I mean, are we not gonna say, let's

533
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: sco Is that not? What about skull? Let's hey? Can

534
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: we talk about Taylor Swift wearing the bear jacket and

535
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: saying that was weird and hopefully isn't as weird or

536
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: whatever her comment was. And she's wearing the bear coat

537
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: that Blake wore in like the third episode of Workaholics,

538
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: Bitch better have my honey. She's wearing it. She's saying

539
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: like stuff about weird, which that was our catchphrase, Let's

540
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: get weird. And then no love, no tag, no mention.

541
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: We mentioned tat here on the podcast said there wasn't

542
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: a lot of overlap. Evidently there is. Evidently Tete herself

543
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: listen to the pot, I'm looking at it two ways,

544
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: and they're and they're both they're both pretty cool. Okay,

545
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: let's go, maybe I'm wrong about both. But my first

546
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: first version is she's seen the show. She's a fan.

547
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: Maybe she heard that we talked about her, maybe she didn't.

548
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: Either way, she's rapping. The other like side of this

549
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: coin is that Taylor Swift is who we're talking about.

550
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: I just said, yeah, I don't know if I mentioned

551
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: the bear coat and saying let's get weird is just

552
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: now like ubiquitously part of culture. And she didn't even

553
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: realize she was doing it. It's a Mandela effect, and

554
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: we are Nelson Mandela to her. I do have a

555
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: piece of intel, though well not really. It's just pizza. Okay, Blake,

556
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: Let's go pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza piecea antel, pizza, pizza

557
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: intel like thinking of like a therapist who like it

558
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: was continually is like, okay, let's go, let's go, let's

559
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: go home. That cod is official bear Workaholics merchandise. That's

560
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: the one they released. Yes, that's what I thought too.

561
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: It looked like it came from says like workaholics in

562
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: the hood of the Yeah, it says workaholics on that coach.

563
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: So she definitely watches the show and knows it's from

564
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: the show. Or kicks it with somebody who fucking love

565
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: the show enough to buy a hundred dollar bear coat

566
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: from Urban Outfits. You know what, you know what this is.

567
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: I'd like to talk right now to Taylor Swift because

568
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: she's listening. She's a pain everybody else to turn it off. Well,

569
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: it'll get it'll get just quiet. If you could mute

570
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: it just for a minute, I'd appreciate if you're not

571
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, because tat I would just like to say

572
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: thank you and we appreciate you, and we're all fans

573
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: like I think we mentioned it on the podcast about

574
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: how I saw her live in concert, and I was like, oh,

575
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: I get it. You're you're you're absolutely stunning. You're wildly talented.

576
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: You deserve all the success coming your way, Swift, and

577
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: that's to you. Now. Everybody can turn it back up.

578
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: Everyone can turn it back up. I'm no longer talking

579
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: directly to Swift. Bring it back. We're still talking about it,

580
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, right, all right, and it's and I'm

581
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 1: I feel it's it's a huge compliment that her her

582
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: most recent album was basically about us. It kind of

583
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: was almost entirely about us, was it? What? Right? We

584
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: have you listened to it? No, I need to listen

585
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: to this. You have. There's like little things you can

586
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: pick up a lot of innuendo. Easter eggs, thank you,

587
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: very cool. Yeah, the first three last tracks, there's little

588
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: things about us. Yeah, from the very first one to

589
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: the very last one, and also the Secret ones is

590
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: almost entirely about us. I think Adam has the best.

591
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a lot of that. Oh my gosh,

592
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: you did hear that track? Hey, everyone else stopped listening

593
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: for just a moment. Turned it down. Taylor Swift, Who's

594
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: got the best, But because like, honestly, I don't care

595
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: about any ball that is out there, whatever, Taylor Swift says,

596
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: that's the one. Keep it real. She's wearing the bearcat,

597
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: so we know who she picks. Who wore the bear coat? Who?

598
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: She really shouting out here? Yeah, but the bearcat covers

599
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: the s Maybe she's like, yeah, you got to cover

600
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: this thing. It's disgusting. She's also wearing pants, so oh,

601
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: come on, yeah, keep dreaming. Everyone knows I wore pants

602
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: in most of the episode. You did wear pants, Taylor,

603
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: I know you. Everybody else turned it down, down, turn

604
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: it down. I'm speaking directly Tyror Swift. Taylor Swift. Hey,

605
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: we never brought them back, but let's go. Okay, keep

606
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: it down. Let's I brought them back. I did. I

607
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: brought them back that the audience was back, and then

608
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: now they're leaving again because Kyle's about to talk directly

609
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: to Taylor. Turn it down. I'm talking directly to Taylor. Taylor,

610
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: you have impeccable taste. I know that you have chosen

611
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: Blake as the best HIGNE and I knew that we're soulmates,

612
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: and I do enjoy you and everything about you. Okay,

613
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 1: everybody can turn it back on. You're spinning out of control.

614
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: Hey everyone, turn it back up. Yeah, what the fun?

615
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,959
Speaker 1: Turn it back up? Yeah, it's cool. Turn it back up. Guys,

616
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: welcome back. This wasn't about hitting on Taylor Swift Kyle

617
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, I'm married, I'm not. I'm not I'm

618
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: not hitting on her exactly. So what's happened? What was that? Well,

619
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: you just said we're soul mates. What happened there? You

620
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: kind of spot I meant to say. Everybody turned it

621
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: down real quick. I got a correct zone thing that

622
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: I said to Taylor. Actually, no, I'll do it everybody, everybody,

623
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: if you could just turn it down. I have a

624
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: message for Taylor, and I just want to apologize for

625
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: a guy. Okay, don't turn it back up. Let me

626
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: just say real quick, I'm sorry Taylor for saying soul mates.

627
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: I didn't mean that I'm married. I'm sorry I forgot

628
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: your hopes up. I meant to say kindred spirits. Thank you.

629
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: Everybody can turn it back up. That's even weirder. You

630
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: thought you got her hopes up like she's she's bump.

631
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: Turn it back down, everybody, you think you got hard.

632
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: I could see Taylor. I could see Taylor specifically fucking

633
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: with Carl the drug dealer though, thank you, because you know,

634
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: like anyone that like has like such a like she

635
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: has like a goody kind of goody two shoes vibe

636
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: about her, squeaky clean, like that's her um persona at

637
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: least public image that you know. They're always just the

638
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: baddest chicks. You know, they're always just wild, bad bad gals. Yeah,

639
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: they'reuses Moore boys if that's your thing, you know, Yeah,

640
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: I mean Dustin Diamond. Let's let's take it for example. Okay,

641
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: Screech from must say it by the bell. You know,

642
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: you look at him, You're like, he's a he's a

643
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of a sweetheart, kind of a

644
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: totally word like a lovable guy turns out psycho psychopaths allegedly. Uh,

645
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: there's like rape cases against them, allegedly. I'm not sure,

646
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: not willing to look it up, but willing to say

647
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: here on the podcast, a mass murder allegedly there's like

648
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: rape cases or something. I don't know, I'm not gonna

649
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: look it up, but there's something about allegedly. But that

650
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: is kind of the thing I will say, Like when

651
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: people are assholes as their persona for the most part,

652
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: they're pretty nice guys. Like they put that asshole on

653
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: as like part of their persona, but then they're really

654
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: nice people for the most part. Like jessel Nick, Like

655
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: Anthony jessel Nick is like a really nice guy, you

656
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But his whole stick is that

657
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: he's like the meanest, most cutting comedian that you can

658
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: you can be. He's fun, right, I mean, look at Dirs.

659
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks Heason asked always a goddamn teddy bear. Yeah,

660
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: it's true. You break it down here is He's thanks,

661
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: You're welcome, welcome. Hey, let's go, and you're welcome. Let's go.

662
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: Let's go. Are you calling it? Let's go, let's call it,

663
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: let's go. Okay, hey guys, let's go. Yeah. Oh man,

664
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: I suppose we should be done. But it's it's only

665
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: been thirty something minutes. So uh, are we talking cake again?

666
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: Are we going to go to that route? Cake? We were?

667
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: What were we doing? We were doing cake versus presidents

668
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: of the United States of America. After that, let's give

669
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: that sixty seconds for sure. I have to go pot

670
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: USA forever, right, yeah, way better than cake. Well, guys,

671
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: I mean, remember how you guys are kind of getting

672
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: on me for telling the same stories on the podcast,

673
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: and you guys are like, hey, man, you already told

674
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: that story. Like jeez, we gotta not not tell the

675
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: same stories over and over. We can't go back and

676
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: talk about bands again. Take the first president of the

677
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: United States of America, like specifically those two. We gave

678
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: it sixty seconds. We're done. I just I gave it

679
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: a sixty second cap because I know where you're coming from.

680
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it, but turn it down, everybody,

681
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: turn it down real quick. This whole thing is like

682
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: a week later, He's like, now I know what to say.

683
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: Turn it down real quick. I want to talk to

684
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: Adam personally, actors and and so I can't listen. No,

685
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: you guys, take your headphones off. If you guys, come on,

686
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: come take him off. Come to Adam. I'm talking to

687
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: take him off, all right, Adam, Yeah, I'm listening. I'm

688
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: right here, man, what's up. There's a certain level of

689
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: awareness that we have on this podcast. But sometimes when

690
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: you shoot on us, like, it makes us look bad

691
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: in front of everybody. And I don't know that we

692
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: should do that. We should just kind of like, you know,

693
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: keep going and move on. And so what do you

694
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: are you saying? The nice shot on you? Yeah? Yeah,

695
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: you did. You should on me? Oh my god? What

696
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: did I shoot on about it? You shoot on all

697
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: of us, man, You shoot on all of us. When

698
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: you shoot on one of us, you shoot on all

699
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: of us. Okay, I need you to remember that. Okay, everybody,

700
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: turn turn it up. Turn it up, hey, Kyle, turn

701
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: it up. I'm I was here the whole time. I

702
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: hate to break it to you, but guess what, buddy,

703
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: you heard that. Listen to me if someone ships on you,

704
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: you let it roll off your back like a duck.

705
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: Copy that. Now, I hear that, Okay, Kyle, and I

706
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: stand in solidarity with theirs. I think you're being a

707
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: little too sensitive. Copy that, um And, in all fairness,

708
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: I had no idea he could hear me. So do

709
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: you need fairness? I just had no idea. I thought

710
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: I was speaking to Adam alone. I didn't know that

711
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: you could hear me. When I was talking to Adam,

712
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: I thought we were having a personal conversation. My bad.

713
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: I thought you would do what you said. I thought

714
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: you would respect Kyle's wishes and and take the headphones off.

715
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: But but you didn't. You left them on. You heard it,

716
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: and you heard it. I left them on, but I

717
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: completely tuned out. I'm not gonna let this bit. I'm

718
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: not gonna let this bit live. You're killing a bit.

719
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: You guys are looking at me. I never took him off,

720
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: and you're pretending like you can't see me. I'm not

721
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: I'm not letting this bit fly. Wow. Well, I'm only

722
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: looking at Kyle right now. I was so focused on Adam,

723
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, laser focused. I was trying to just talk

724
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: to him. So you guys have the zoom set up

725
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: so it's you only see who's talking. Yeah, dude, you

726
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: can pin a video. Wow, there's little yolk on your face? Bro?

727
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: Is there a little yolk on your face? I like

728
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: looking at all of my friends. I got you guys

729
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: set up. I got the boys on top, I got

730
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: me in the middle, got producers and people on the bottom.

731
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you could do that smiley face

732
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: when I know, Yeah, how are you doing this and

733
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: upgrade your lifestyle? I like looking at it all my guys.

734
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: This is a this is a zoom lifestyle we're living.

735
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: How was your guys holidays? I feel like this is

736
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,959
Speaker 1: the Is this the first one back since the age days?

737
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: I think so? Right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. We

738
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: did Christmas and New Year's you guys are Christian. It

739
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: took a little a little break. We took a little

740
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: break from the pod over the holidays. We could just

741
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: be with you know, um, with our loved ones and

742
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: and not catch the COVID. I started so many other

743
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: podcasts listening or talking talk like I do. I have

744
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: new podcast friends. Oh really, yeah, I gotta murder one.

745
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm not buying it. No, you don't, dude, you could

746
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: barely do this one. I'm not going to let this

747
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: bit don't ship on me? Did you mean they guess what? Hey?

748
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: I just sniped this bit right here. Yeah, the fucking

749
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: bit killer. How does it feel? How does it feel?

750
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. I know exactly how good I

751
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: am at this and how exactly bad I am. Okay,

752
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: and I like where I'm at. I like where I'm

753
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: living mediocre. Okay. I've been watching like a gross amount

754
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: of TV. I don't have shipped to do. I'm so

755
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: bored lately. I've been watching so much. I watched all

756
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: of the paky fucking Blind guys. Watch that again. I

757
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: gotta watch that. I gotta watch Is it good? Oh,

758
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 1: it's so good. You gotta watch it. It's awesome. Watch

759
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: it with subtitles because they're so British that it's hard

760
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: to understand, Like, there do you go subtitles? Oh? I

761
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: go subtitles. I went the whole like I tried the

762
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: first like four episodes. I was like, you know what,

763
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna. I'm gonna. I've already seen it once,

764
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: so I already am familiar with how they speak. And

765
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: this is a rewatch of the whole series. I can

766
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: make it and then watch four episodes and I'm like,

767
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: I don't understand what the fund is happening because I

768
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: can't understand them even though they're speaking English. Um, but

769
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: I think I would have a hard time even going

770
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: to England. Like when when like British people are talking

771
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: with each other, I feel like British people slow it

772
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: down and like kind of dumb it down, americanized the

773
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: way they speak when they're speaking to other Americans. But

774
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 1: you get a bunch of British people just talking together.

775
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm I'm fucking lost here, mate. Did

776
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: they say Manders that Australia they say, yeah, I think

777
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: the offseason Kiwis are a little tougher. I think I

778
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: say Australians are easier. Really yeah for me, Okay went

779
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: to South Africa and got off the plane and went

780
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: straight to the the car Rental place, right, and they

781
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: speak fucking English there. There's an accent, but it's very

782
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: close to Australian. It's where are you getting? Sorry? South Africa?

783
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: South Africa, South Africa. Mandelo Mandelo effect went to his home,

784
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Some way to shout out, um,

785
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: is that where he died? I don't know where he died?

786
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: Did he? I know he hasn't yet, Just kidding mandel effect.

787
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: So I get to the car rental place and the

788
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: woman's like hey, and I'm like hey, and she's like,

789
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: all right, Polo and I was like, excuse, excuse me.

790
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: She goes, she want a Poulo. I was like, she's

791
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: sang Polo. I don't know what's happening. And I'm like,

792
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I turned my wife to be like help

793
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: me out here. She's got nothing. I'm like, what do

794
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: you ask me? She goes, do you want Fit or

795
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: a Paolo? And you were like, I go, let's go.

796
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? And she slides like the

797
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: like list of cars to me and it's she's talking

798
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: about a Honda Fit and then a Volkswagen Polo, which

799
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: we know as the Golf but they call it a Polo.

800
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: She was saying, do you want to fit Pilo? Well,

801
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: by the way, I was like, well, that's an insane

802
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: thing to say at the car rental place because neither

803
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: of those are cars that are rentable here. I've never

804
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: heard of anyone we got we got Honda fit. The

805
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: funk is a Honda Fit. I don't even know what

806
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: a fit is. Honda Fit is like a little Hatch bad.

807
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: It's just like a little exercise studio within the car.

808
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: There's like bands for you to curl get ripped. Um

809
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: what like a fit fitness? Yes, because he's got a

810
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: jam in the back of it, right right comes It's

811
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: because you can fit your dick in the gas tank.

812
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: Bro good old yeah, but yeah, I'm like, funk, I

813
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: gotta dip in the dick in the gas tank. Sucking language.

814
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: Goddamn you want to fit? Or a polo? Do you

815
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: want to fit? Or Kyle? You can't understand the kiwis

816
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: you work with. I have trouble sometimes, uh like, because

817
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: it's like like they sometimes I find it hard when

818
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: anybody speaks like this. But I find mostly Australians and

819
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: Kiwis are like mumble, umble yeah across the board. That

820
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: never works for me, and it's just like what the

821
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: fuck is going on? But it feels like I don't

822
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: feel like I meet a lot of English speaking people

823
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: that mumble that bad. But I could also be doing that,

824
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: like when I'm just speaking like tired, I might be

825
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: equally as frustrating to anybody else on planet Earth, you

826
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: know what I mean? When they're talking to you like

827
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: that going on? Are they speaking to you? Are you

828
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: listening to like a conversation that they're having. Are you

829
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 1: spying on people? You know? I feel like you cannot

830
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: like when someone from a foreign English speaking country, because

831
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about here, right, foreign to us,

832
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: foreign to us, but in English speaking country and they're

833
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: speaking in their their English version of English to someone

834
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: from their same country, I feel like, Yeah, I I

835
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: always have a hard time understanding fucking anyone that that

836
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: isn't uh from America and even sometimes have you talked

837
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: to people from Philly? It's also confusing sometimes over there too. Yeah.

838
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: I never under the Fresh Prince of bel Air theme song,

839
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is he saying? Your homes smell smell smell?

840
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: What later makes no sense? Tell me you got that one? There?

841
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: It is had that well, don't be afraid to bust

842
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: it out, man, you know, man, that truly strikes a

843
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: chord in my sense. Memories perfect. Have you guys seen

844
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: the mom recently? I saw like an interview with her

845
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: the other day, and she's fully silver hair. Dang still

846
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: very still very attractive. But it was like when you

847
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: saw Ted Danson in Saving Private Ryan the first time

848
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: he had like the shock white hair and you were like, whoa,

849
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: she looks cool. She looks like she's from the future.

850
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: Mom had to lift that up. I always like Jill, Jill,

851
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: Jill Taylor, Jill Taylor and what's her real name, Patricia Richardson, Yeah,

852
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: equally cool. Did she just kick it after like, is

853
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: she just like I did it and I'm out? Or

854
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: was she like chasing other stuff? I mean, I feel

855
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: like I don't know. That is kind of a cool

856
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: move when you're just because those sitcom actors back in

857
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: the day just made so much goddamn money, it's kind

858
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: of cool to just be like, hey, I'm I'm good,

859
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna raise my family and uh bye bye bye Hollywood,

860
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: unless you like, unless you loved it, but if it

861
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: was just a job for you, where you're just like,

862
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in my twenties, I'm just trying this thing,

863
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: and then you hit like, yeah, yeah, take that money

864
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: and run son. I mean the show ran for almost

865
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: ten years, right, Oh yeah, that was a slam dunk. Yeah,

866
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: and then that money just kept coming in, right, I

867
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: mean those are the types of deals that they got

868
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: back then, they would get like syndication. Yeah, the syndication

869
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: money was so real. What was the show where like,

870
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: this is the Brady Bunch, Right, we're like the oldest

871
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: son like actually like got it together with the mom, right,

872
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: had sex with the mom. Like they had like a thing. Right,

873
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: wasn't that a thing? I wonder if that's ever happened?

874
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: Wait is this Brady Bunch? Is this an episode or

875
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: is this off? No? This is like behind the scenes,

876
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: like Greg Brady was like Mac in the late seasons

877
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: of Brady Bunch got weird, bro. Yeah, they jumped the

878
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: shark and all of a sudden, the oldest son started

879
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: like necking with his mom. Greg is lifting up that

880
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: little duck tail she has. So you're saying that the

881
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: oldest son in the Brady Bunch actually actor the actor

882
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: Greg actually fucked the mom. I think that that's the

883
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: whole I think they like they always wink winked about

884
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: it to like interviews, because they're like the rumor is

885
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: and they're like, I don't know, did we even By

886
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: the way, even if they're winking about it. It's so tight. Yeah,

887
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: it's awesome. The Brady Bunch, It's like how Bob sag.

888
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: It's all like the other day was paying for an

889
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: abortion because he was on like the most family friendly

890
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: TV show all time. For sure. That's not his joke,

891
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: by the way, that's that's Blake. Well, come on open

892
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 1: Mic Night, Davey. So what are we going to do.

893
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: We can't do that because our show wasn't we go clean? Yeah,

894
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: we gotta go so squeaky clean that people are like

895
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: church guitar Kirk Cameron style. Yeah, we gotta go Kirk

896
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: Cameron style, dude. Yeah, start making some Christian movies. I

897
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: would love to pivot to be very Christian. I would

898
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: love that. I can see that. For you. There's always

899
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: like a super Christian guy that kind of looks like you,

900
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: that's wearing like a scarf, like that's your kind of

901
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: rocket a bandana around the neck just for COVID purposes. Yeah,

902
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: for COVID, for COVID, even though everybody just has proper

903
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: masks now and it's proven that the bandanas don't work

904
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 1: that well, but but you are. It's a COVID look,

905
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: And I feel like there's Christian guys that look kind

906
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: of like you with an acoustic guitar, and every church

907
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: in America, So I see that's an easy p that

908
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you, Thank you. Also, don't get it twisted. Also,

909
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: every you go into a church, into a megachurch, there's

910
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: a thousand of little fucking bead eyed mes running around,

911
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: you know, praising Jesus. Hey, I'm sorry, we haven't so

912
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: twisted about that very specific. Don't get it twisted. Why

913
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: wasn't he or On Blake saying he looks more Christian?

914
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: I don't find that to be shitting. I didn't realize

915
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: that was an insult. Yeah, come on, then I did

916
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: have a twisted I guess ship. Yeah it is. It's

917
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of an insult. Last time I checked,

918
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: reading scripture is pretty darn cool. Jesus, Jesus Blake is

919
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: ready for this. Oh God, I know the Lord has

920
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: a plan for me. Dog, Okay, let's go, let's go.

921
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 1: Who's ready to Jesus on hot, let's go. I feel

922
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: like that would work so well in the church right now.

923
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: Oh you know that that the leader of a youth

924
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: group is for sure screaming let's go. When talking about like,

925
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: let's go about scripture or about climbing a rock wall.

926
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: I mean, did you guys Dodge? All right, everybody are

927
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: y'all you're all ready to recite the Lord's Prayer. But Scott,

928
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: he knows every hair on your head. Brother, let's go,

929
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 1: let's go. Jesus gets on the third day he rose

930
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: again much like my pecker, Let's go. Did you guys

931
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: miss that whole story about Justin Bieber's like, it's all

932
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: it's I guess it would be allegedly, but like his

933
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: super fucking cool pastor dude, he's trying to roll with

934
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: some Hollywood you can't well that. That's kind of the

935
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: my character on The Righteous Gemstones. I've sort of I

936
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: stole his look of he wears like the dumb big

937
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: glasses that are pretty popular right now, and prescription style

938
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: or prescription style, the non prescription style. I mean maybe

939
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: as contacts and needs are just a cool hip pair

940
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: of glasses that he has. But I'm like, oh my god,

941
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: I got to get me one of those on The

942
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: Righteous Chemstones, and I was I sport that in a

943
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: few episodes of it. I mean, did you have you

944
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: seen him with his shirt off talk about the body

945
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: of Christ, my God, Jesus, Oh my God. He's got

946
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: the usher muscles and everything. Bro, he's bouted. What is

947
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: his name? Damn? I wish I'm so glad I don't

948
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: know his name. That is it Calvin? I feel like

949
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 1: Calvin is a youth. Calvin brought us? Yeah, that might

950
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: be Calvin. Is it Antonio? Calvin? Antonio? What is it?

951
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: It's hill Song? Is the name of the church? Yes? Correct?

952
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: Carl Lentz Carl Lentz, Well, that just sounds like a

953
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: guy you went to high school. That isn't that cool?

954
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: Was the guy from like the Fugitive right who swits

955
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: the samples? Wait a minute, Samples is a cable guy?

956
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: Scenarios been setting this up the whole time. Carl Lenz.

957
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: Where have I heard that name? Carl Lenz, Carl carl Z, Lenz, Lenz,

958
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: Lenz Lenz. I can see him pulling some shady ship man.

959
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: Why Lord works in mysterious ways. Brother, with a name

960
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: like Carl Lenz, Let's go interesting. I like how I

961
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: like how dark this got? Let's go uh. This is

962
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: the exact photo I'm just talking about right here. You

963
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: see him with with those with those big gass glasses.

964
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: That's that's my character. That's Kelvin Gemstone right there. That's

965
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: what I'm going for. Are your shirts all like seat

966
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 1: through like that? They do put me in like really

967
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 1: dumb clothing, which I get a kick out of. But yeah,

968
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: and you know, he's he's all over the place. It's

969
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: weird to me that people want to see that guy

970
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: be hell of Christian because, like, right off the bat,

971
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, I think it's like people want to

972
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: because I mean there's been like a negativity in Christianity

973
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: for a long time of like, oh, if you're Christianity

974
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: is not cool and not hip. So they like have

975
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: this dude who is cool and the blue jeans Bible. Yeah,

976
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: and he's just like, yeah, I'm just like you. I

977
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:19,280
Speaker 1: can I do TikTok videos and I uh, I dance,

978
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: and I wear tight pants and I have these cool

979
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: glasses that I rock and people are like, oh, snap,

980
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: let's go exactly snap, let's go to church on Wednesday

981
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: and Sunday. I do love that he bridge the gap.

982
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: He was like, wait a second, there's a whole whole

983
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: untapped resource of youth money that gets my backer hard. Yeah,

984
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: he cashed in. He did. He did it right. I mean,

985
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: that's a smart business move. I have a I have

986
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: a friend that uh that is a comedian. I won't

987
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: put him on last year, but you guys all know him. Uh.

988
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: And he is also super Christian and he like doesn't

989
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: ever want to bring up his Christianity in his comedy.

990
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: But then also like stopped cursing and doesn't tell like

991
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: dirty stories or anything. In his comedy is like really clean.

992
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, what do you just do it

993
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: clean and and perform at these megachurches? There's I mean

994
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: there's a million of these giants megat If that's your

995
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: thing and that's what you like, why not do it

996
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: and make money. He's like, I don't want to make

997
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: money off of my religion. And it's like, okay, I

998
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: don't want to even stept That's that's the whole point. Personally.

999
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: The Vatican is like dripping with you. Yeah, the Vatican

1000
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: is exactly well, yeah, he could also make enough money

1001
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: and then give as much as he wants back to

1002
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: the church if he wanted to. Thank you, let's go

1003
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: what do they call it tithing? They guys, Let's go. Yeah,

1004
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,760
Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's go, let's go. Should we go, should

1005
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: we go? Should perform? Let's go? And I'm serious when

1006
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: I say this, let's go to church. Should we do

1007
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: wizards at a church? Let's go. I'm a wizard, bitch.

1008
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: You can't defeat me. And I'm like, oh my god,

1009
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: magic is scared. When I used to love midnight Mass

1010
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: when you were hell of young, and you're like, I

1011
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: get to stay out past midnight. They give me fire.

1012
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: It's the fucking ship. And you're like, you're sipping little

1013
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 1: hot cocoa to stay awake. Maybe you put a little

1014
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 1: whiskey in it. I'm drawing in bibles. I would just

1015
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: take a Bible and then just drawing it the whole dang. Yeah,

1016
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: And I'll see you then, dude. I I used to

1017
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: go to church so much. My grandpa built a church

1018
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: out here, like that was his thing. He built over.

1019
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: You went so much that he built it. You know what,

1020
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna build you a church, kid, you know what,

1021
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: You'd like it so much he built it. That's the

1022
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 1: last time I was in the church was for his funeral.

1023
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: Like I was in the sanctuary that he built, and

1024
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: it was like, whoa like this is two generations removed,

1025
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: and it's just like he put the stained glass up.

1026
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: He built a sanctuary for people to worship in. And

1027
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling Dick Joe, come on, man, you're you're staying

1028
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: in glass. Like it's just like so weird. It sounded

1029
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: like his life was pretty boring, honestly. Not to shoot

1030
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: on your grandpa, but your life is sucking way better?

1031
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: Do I? I don't know, I don't. I mean, it's

1032
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: it's just two different ways of thinking about what your

1033
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: goals are in life. Yeah, it's just like, you know,

1034
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: like your life better. I vote, I vote for Kyle's life.

1035
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: He was a hell of funny dude, Like he just

1036
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: did his his act hell acclaim. You know, can he

1037
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: text Adam Sandler right now? He said the funniest thing

1038
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: to me. He also had a great game joke that

1039
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: was just hilarious. When we went to Mexico and we

1040
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: were Porta Viarda and we went in and we were

1041
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: all swimming, and then we were wearing swim shorts, and

1042
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: you know how swim shorts have the net in it

1043
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: and stuff. We went into the bathroom and I was

1044
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: standing in one jurnal and he came in and steered

1045
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: the next journal, and he was just like he just

1046
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: mumbled into himself and he's like, where did I. Yeah,

1047
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: that's pretty good, Grandpa, bit for the wind. And I

1048
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: was like, that's funny because like small cocks and your family.

1049
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: All right, it was great. Let me know what path

1050
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: I should be running on for the next ten years.

1051
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: Embraced the small thinks. If you got it, make fun

1052
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: of make fun of it, you know, yeah, embrace them all.

1053
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: Embrace It's all good. That's a good one. It's all good. Yeah.

1054
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 1: It was hilarious because I mean, nobody made small cock

1055
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: jokes at that point. Everybody was like, oh it might

1056
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: dick so big, might dick so big everybody? Yeah, it was.

1057
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: It was all big Johnson jokes. Everybody was wearing the

1058
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: T shirts of the door with a huge dick big Johnson. Yeah.

1059
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, Grandpa, that's like that. And that's

1060
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: when you decided to get into comedy. You were like,

1061
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: wait a minute, small cock comedy, small cock comedy, Grandpa,

1062
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: I could make a career out of this, Grandpa. And

1063
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: he goes, I bless you, my son, and then father son,

1064
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 1: holy spirited you. And then screamed, let's let's go. Do

1065
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: you think you could say that joke to a complete stranger,

1066
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: like out a jurnal? Where did I put that thing?

1067
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: I think it would work. Do you think they'd be like,

1068
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: uh what? Or do you think they'd laugh and be

1069
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: like this guy is funny? It depends on how cool

1070
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: that dude is if it's is he cool if he laughs?

1071
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: Or is he cool if he goes the funk out?

1072
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: Urinal protocol is so it goes either way. You gotta

1073
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: read the room, you gotta read. It goes either way.

1074
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: It depends if you're if you're in a bar and

1075
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: it's like every and everybody's pretty drunk, and it's like

1076
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: kind of a rowdy bar, and you say something like that,

1077
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: I think it'd be funny. I think people would be

1078
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: like ha ha ha uh, like where did I put

1079
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: this thing? I think it'd be funny. If you're just

1080
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: at the airport or something and like it's just you

1081
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: next to like some uh, you know, six year old

1082
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: businessman and he's like, excuse me, what if we go

1083
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: what's I gotta give me one of If you turn

1084
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 1: to the guy and go, man, I gotta get me

1085
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: one of those. How do you think that goes? No,

1086
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: you can't do that. That's not gonna work. That's not

1087
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: gonna work. Probably, I would say cases that would not

1088
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: go well, Yeah, you go hey, hey, you want to

1089
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: trade and he goes, excuse me, and he goes, oh,

1090
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: I want a call? Yeah, so high, so high, dude.

1091
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: That was the thing. Like you say, some really weird

1092
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: ship on set. If it doesn't fly, you're just like

1093
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: I was just running lines. I was I was talking

1094
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: to myself running lines. Sorry, what did you just say?

1095
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm running line? Sorry? Are you shooting that scene today?

1096
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: Because I don't see that side. I don't know from

1097
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: another thing that I'm doing. It's actually for this commercial.

1098
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm writing this thing that we're gonna I'm developing it.

1099
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: It's developing. The move would be you you go to

1100
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: the bathroom and whatever at a bar or something like that,

1101
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: and it's super busy, a bunch of people are in there.

1102
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: He would just if he if he was leaving before you,

1103
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: he would just turn the lights out and sucking pace

1104
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: out and everybody's right somebody and it's like everyone. You

1105
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: become a community so quick where it's like, okay, whose

1106
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 1: hands are dry? Like if you've already washed, you want

1107
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: to turn it on for me? Or like if you

1108
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: haven't gone to the bathroom yet, are you the guy

1109
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: who does it? I'm out, man, I'm taking a ship,

1110
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,919
Speaker 1: so if somebody could help me out, exactly, it's a whole.

1111
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: That's a pretty solid prank for your friend. That's a

1112
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: that's a good one. I love it. Yeah, that is

1113
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: a good turning the lights out in places. The power also,

1114
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: like gets so much power. One of the best moves

1115
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: to do, Like when you go to the bathroom and

1116
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: you see your buddy in in the bathroom and he

1117
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: doesn't know that you're also in the bathroom, and you

1118
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: go up behind him and just reach around and grab

1119
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: his cor right right right right right right right wait,

1120
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: and you start wait wait wait, wait wait wait, do

1121
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: you lock the door first? You invite this family to

1122
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: watch for sure? Yes? Right right right, yeah, I do.

1123
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: I squeeze, I cut off the stream and then I

1124
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: let it go back on, and then I do it

1125
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 1: to like a beat, I go and then we start

1126
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 1: singing answer my eyes and see by bust of ms handsome.

1127
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: You love that. If you want to put it what

1128
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,439
Speaker 1: you putty with me? Yeah? You say party. You don't

1129
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: say party, you say potty. And that's the that's the punchline.

1130
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: Everything else before that was just the setup. That's the

1131
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: punchline is when you get to the potty, put you

1132
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: where the potty can be. You guys love that prank, right, Yeah,

1133
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: so much power on that one. That's a good prank.

1134
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: I've never felt more powerful. So I was gonna say, uh, well,

1135
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna say not that, but then I went

1136
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: down that road. But so what were you going to say? Yeah,

1137
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: that was an interesting little route you went down there,

1138
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: but allegedly, allegedly, I don't do it. Allegedly. Uh. You

1139
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: go and you like push your buddy into the urnal

1140
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: a little bit, oh yeah, Or you like kick the

1141
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: back of their legs a little bit so their knee

1142
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: buckles and they're like, oh, or you just pee on

1143
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: their leg. Or you reach around and you grab the

1144
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: cock of slide your hands. They're sure you'd like to

1145
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: play with them. You slide their hands up and down

1146
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: on the shaft and you're like, god, you do what

1147
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 1: do you like pants? What was that? You start to

1148
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: eat the Oh man, that's it's a crank. And they

1149
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: put their hands up on the wall and like they

1150
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: like it. Right, that's because the prank they started liking it,

1151
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: and then the ultimate part is that they end up

1152
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: doing it to you later. The ultimate Oh, that's a

1153
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: prank ward that you gotta have a prank ward with.

1154
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: Your friend had such a break, dude, need a prank show.

1155
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm starting to have Workaholics flashbacks already. Just Porno prank

1156
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: Show classic uh and Porno Bluebirds allegedly allegedly, we don't

1157
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: do that all right, right right? Any take back, apologies

1158
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: or compliments you guys, Well, you know, even though it's fun,

1159
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: I kind of take back going down that weird road

1160
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: just just a few minutes ago. But you know, it

1161
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: was worth it, and I thought it made a for

1162
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: a fun ending to the podcast. We're all laughing just

1163
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: because let's step out of character quickly seemed It's seemed

1164
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: pretty uh, it's seemed pretty fun. It seemed pretty exciting.

1165
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: I think we're all gigging pretty hard. Yeah, and you

1166
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: guys at home, you know we're being silly. Obviously we

1167
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: would never do this. It's funny, it's gigs. It's I

1168
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: was I was looking for the word it is. It's gigs.

1169
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: It's riffing rift dogs. We're looking to give all you

1170
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: all the lp ms. You know, I want you to

1171
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: really when you listen to this podcast, we want you

1172
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: to sit back and think, let's go damn right. You know,

1173
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: I want you to feel that. Get you some. I

1174
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: want you to get some. Get any compliments, take backs

1175
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: or you know, put downs or giveaways or what it was, Oh, giveaways,

1176
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: epic Slam, Ultimate slams an Ultimate. I'll give a compliment Kyle.

1177
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: The painting and your in your background there it was

1178
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 1: painted by uh, your wife correctly. My wife's sick. Yes,

1179
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: their story is their story that goes with that. If

1180
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: it's a story, gives a really detailed story about My

1181
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: wife is an abstract artist, and this was something that

1182
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: probably the interesting thing about her artist. She puts uh,

1183
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: probably like six paintings on one painting. So she'll finish one.

1184
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: I'll be like that's great, that's fantastic. Then She'll just

1185
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: paint right over it and put another one on it.

1186
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's fucking gorgeous, and then she does it again.

1187
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 1: She really it's it's therapeutic for her. Um. But yeah,

1188
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 1: I like it. It feels like it looks like a

1189
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: magic eye to me. I feel like it's a magic

1190
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 1: eye of the Wu Tang. Who now that you say that,

1191
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, I see the Yeah, there we go.

1192
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: So it could be yoke on your face. You know,

1193
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 1: ass would say yolk, yolk, my faults. These are my faults.

1194
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: I'll make sure to pass the compliment onto her honors.

1195
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 1: Is a really nice compliment, and I would like I

1196
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: would like to uh compliment Adam and his epic win

1197
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: on his butt according to that pole that was put

1198
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. And and

1199
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: that's a you're you're being a big man. You're being

1200
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: a big man for for realizing that the majority of

1201
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: people disagree with with you. Well, I'm not saying that

1202
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: I agree with them. I'm just very happy that you're

1203
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: four seventy people, Uh, not all of them disagreed. I

1204
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: would say two hundred. That's more than more than half agreed. Yeah,

1205
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: if I could keep it real, that's not a lot

1206
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: of people. It's definitely more than just you small sampling. Yeah, no,

1207
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: that's true. And let me get a compliment Adam real

1208
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:49,439
Speaker 1: quick for knowing that four people's more than Kyle. Yeah, yeah,

1209
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: but yes, it's a math Yeah, I'm good at math.

1210
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: Math guy. Yeah, well, my choices are normally seen by

1211
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: you know, seventy plus million people, so were we talking

1212
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 1: your water and by what my choice is? The one

1213
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: movie he did were seventy plus million people. So in

1214
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: three this is this is not becoming the top this way,

1215
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be coming Okay, I know, I'm sorry, it's

1216
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: not me. It's like I'd like to take back my

1217
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: fucking backhanded compliment. Addam. Also, it was a backhanded compliment.

1218
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: I thought it was real. Yeah it was. I went

1219
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 1: into it knowing that it was a backhand I went

1220
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: into it trying to slam you. I tried to combine

1221
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: an epic slam and a compliment. So it was it

1222
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 1: was a condescending epic slam compliment that I want to

1223
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: take back. So just set it up as an epic

1224
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: slam because we've established that now we can epic slam

1225
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 1: each other at the end. But an epic slam is

1226
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: like really good when you turn it from a nice compliment.

1227
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: So I was trying to combine that. You know what

1228
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: you should have done right at the end, screamed, let's

1229
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 1: go and then say epic slam. There you go, yeah, yes, okay, okay,

1230
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: copye and started saying this is important and then we're

1231
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: like oh and then and then the podcast is don't yeah,

1232
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 1: and Adam, I will compliment you on your win. You

1233
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: know that the people have spoken. Four hundred and the

1234
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: seventy nine people have spoken. You won. Congratulations And also, listeners,

1235
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: if you could turn it down for a second, this

1236
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: this is for This is for Taylor Swift love to

1237
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: give you a compliment. She's still listening. She didn't turn

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Speaker 1: it off when we're talking about that hilarious prank where

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Speaker 1: you stroke at the right. Well, I saw you wearing

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Speaker 1: the bear coat and you wore it. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: she did. Yeah, she looks good in that bear coat.

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Speaker 1: And I want to apologize for Blake's creepy voice there

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Speaker 1: and just say it normally. You don't need to whisper

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Speaker 1: it like that to her. It was intimate. Guys, this

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Speaker 1: is a this is a great episode. I'm I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: glad we uh we stuck this one to the wall.

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Speaker 1: Put this one on wax. What can we do to

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Speaker 1: this end it on a little bit better of a note.

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be something right, Sometimes there isn't which note.

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Speaker 1: I've been playing the piano a lot. We could end

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Speaker 1: it on like a C major, that's a normal sorry

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Speaker 1: you have Do you have a piano right there? Or

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Speaker 1: is that just a note joke? Oh no, I was

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Speaker 1: just gonna use my voice to make the I was

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Speaker 1: just gonna say it was a note joke. And I

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Speaker 1: could say like, we're done, and that's roughly a C major.

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Speaker 1: But definitely don't do that because I didn't sound good though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I'm not F minus and I'm back. Guys. This

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Speaker 1: has been another great episode of this is important? Is important?

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Speaker 1: Bath