Speaker 1: Start up, start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start up. They're making noise, dat up up. Episode one,
Speaker 1: sixty nine, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. To sin someone had
Speaker 1: to say it to sixty nine would be four people
Speaker 1: not to right, or do it twice once one way
Speaker 1: and then flip over to the other way. That will
Speaker 1: be a hundred thirty eight. That's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: Already tired. I got a nap. Oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: filthy mind, David Brodie. What I didn't You're the one.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm just
Speaker 1: making up words. Do you know that you were the
Speaker 1: one who made us name episode sixty nine of the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I know I said it was joke
Speaker 1: here or something, or or is it sixty eight? And
Speaker 1: episodes sixty eight you said, oh let's make it you mallow,
Speaker 1: you one with one right, and then sixty nine was
Speaker 1: in sweat joke here or something. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're the one with filthy, filthy brain. I
Speaker 1: just try to entertain you. I just knew you'd find
Speaker 1: it funny. I mean, I'm appalled. Set to sixty nine
Speaker 1: right now, No, that's you dude, that's you. Every studio
Speaker 1: in at Z one hundred where we work, every time
Speaker 1: I'm in your car, you always said having in sixty
Speaker 1: it can be degrees out or a hundred degrees out.
Speaker 1: It is me. Now it's you. I came up with
Speaker 1: the title. I know you appreciate it. You know, how
Speaker 1: about how about Drake Andre We talking about Drake and
Speaker 1: the Rihanna song What's My Name? You know? He says
Speaker 1: he does like a word. He does some word play
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the song and it's not beeped
Speaker 1: out by the way he says. He says, the square
Speaker 1: root is sixty nine is eight something and I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to work it out. Yeah, but wait, but wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, so the square let's analyze that the square
Speaker 1: sixty nine is eight something like it's it's eight something
Speaker 1: something eight a t e. I ate something because it's brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's about was. That's a genius annotation right there, but
Speaker 1: much more clever than the Ariana Grandet thirty five thirty
Speaker 1: thirty five because thirty four plus thirty five equals you
Speaker 1: gotta explain that to everybody. Actually, yes, I have to
Speaker 1: spell it. The slices know that thirty four plus thirty five.
Speaker 1: Don't don't assume, man, Wow, don't assume. You know, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of slice out there that have no clue.
Speaker 1: Do you know? Didn't yell? Didn't know from our morning show.
Speaker 1: She was just like, I just found out today that
Speaker 1: thirty four the reason today years old that day they're
Speaker 1: people listening to this right now that having a mind
Speaker 1: blown moment they were today years old. They found out
Speaker 1: that in the song thirty thirty five, you know what
Speaker 1: I have to give I have to give them a pass.
Speaker 1: She's talking about sixty nine people because she mumbles, she
Speaker 1: that's also, by the way, how I think she gets
Speaker 1: away with being filthy in her music and and not
Speaker 1: being s She's gonna leave her back door open. You know,
Speaker 1: I get getting to seep out when I'm riding it.
Speaker 1: Come on, she talks about, you know, she was riding
Speaker 1: the surfboard. She was, you know, trying not to say it.
Speaker 1: She says, come inside it hit it like a side chick. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: She's like, read you know, everyone, I missed a grande
Speaker 1: on Nickelodeon. I gotta say because salmon cat, I missed
Speaker 1: the salmon cat. Uh. I grand Do yourselves a favor
Speaker 1: and pull up the lyrics and analyze them. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be a few of those them. Fear of those moments
Speaker 1: in there that you're gonna be holy sh it. I
Speaker 1: don't by I can't believe she's saying that, I'll go
Speaker 1: home to your spouse and go, hey, let's let's play
Speaker 1: um act out the lyrics. But I don't know what song.
Speaker 1: I don't know um the Ariana Grande song. What is that?
Speaker 1: Positions shut you in, the positions for you? Yes, plus
Speaker 1: thirty five. Right, that's the one. She gargles her way
Speaker 1: through everything and rumbles it and she finds a way
Speaker 1: around the sensors. The Van Halen album Oh You eight
Speaker 1: one two, yeah one. You know. Meanwhile, we're censoring out
Speaker 1: the word weed. We we've had this controversy on the
Speaker 1: Big Show. Yeah that justin Bieber Show. Every day that
Speaker 1: goes by, we look more and more foolish because it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's on TikTok, it's everywhere with the word weed. And
Speaker 1: and then here's the big problems. The problem is Elvis
Speaker 1: has decided that on our morning show locally on Z one,
Speaker 1: we're playing the version that has weed in it. Right,
Speaker 1: We we got the version that's not our morning show
Speaker 1: our The problem is we're on a d radio stations
Speaker 1: around the country, and we've talked about this. It's not
Speaker 1: a secret. Every one of us stations plays their own music.
Speaker 1: So when we go to commercial at the end of
Speaker 1: the commercials here, that FM radio station is in charge
Speaker 1: of playing the inserting the right. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: reasons for that. I'm gonna bore you with that now,
Speaker 1: but thing a whole other thing. So when you say
Speaker 1: I thought you guys fixed it, I'm hearing it beaped.
Speaker 1: That's because your station is still playing the beeped version,
Speaker 1: and the only people hearing it unbeaped is York. Now.
Speaker 1: You could listen on is even hundred New York's channel
Speaker 1: and I heart radio and hear it if it means
Speaker 1: that much to you, or you can just go weed
Speaker 1: weed and if people don't know it. The song is
Speaker 1: I Get My Weed from California. Oh yes, what's the line,
Speaker 1: I get my Weed from California? Is that it? What's
Speaker 1: the next line? No, it's that's I don't know before
Speaker 1: it's get my Peaches out in Georgia. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: wanted you to sing it. I get my peaches out
Speaker 1: in Georgia, down in Georgia, get my weed from California.
Speaker 1: It's like Brodian Bieber this podcast. But people are so
Speaker 1: used to hearing you, even on TikTok with the word weed.
Speaker 1: It just sounds so childish. Oh, we have to block
Speaker 1: it out. Well, it's not just tick talckets everywhere you
Speaker 1: listen to music. Although somebody texted in this week and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm on Spotify and they're playing the beep version, and
Speaker 1: I said, they're not playing anything. You selected the clean version.
Speaker 1: You did, and not only that, not only that. You know,
Speaker 1: kids Bop is notorious for just changing lyrics altogether. Their
Speaker 1: version says weed. No, no, no, it doesn't. I'm wondering
Speaker 1: what their version says if they've come out with a
Speaker 1: song yet, and what will it be. Let's predict it.
Speaker 1: I got my son, I got my son, and I
Speaker 1: got I got my peaches down in Georgia. I got
Speaker 1: my tan in California. I got something like that. I
Speaker 1: got my I got my avocado. Doesn't fit. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a tan in California. Probably That's what I'm going with.
Speaker 1: I got my tan in California. No, I don't say.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be that. I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be um. I got my um something that sounds
Speaker 1: like weed, because they do that a lot of wordplay.
Speaker 1: I got my meat, No we we've I got my weave. No,
Speaker 1: definitely not um. I got my cheese. I got my
Speaker 1: wheel Monterey Jack cheese. I got I got my wheels
Speaker 1: out at like like my car. Those kids aren't driving
Speaker 1: at twelve. It's kids Bob driving a car. I got
Speaker 1: my tan and cat tan's not gonna work. Well, I
Speaker 1: got some sun in California. It doesn't. It doesn't. The
Speaker 1: didn't always change into a rhyme. They try. Now they try,
Speaker 1: they're gonna stick with the sound. I got some seeds,
Speaker 1: like some sunflower seeds. No, no, I saw some beas
Speaker 1: in California. I got my teeth out in California. I
Speaker 1: ate some peas. It's cheese peas. Come on. I got
Speaker 1: my skis out in California. But Dwayne reed, in California,
Speaker 1: there are in California. Well that's why you'd be like,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. But you're like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be weed. Then Dwayne Wheed will become. I
Speaker 1: get my cheese from Cali, Fornia. I said that, are
Speaker 1: you listening to this podcast? Cheese cheese? I said, Monterey Jack.
Speaker 1: I got my cheese out in California, not known for
Speaker 1: not known for cheese. No, but that's where Monterey Jack
Speaker 1: comes from. No skiing out there, so that's out. No,
Speaker 1: that's not true. You can ski in California. I got
Speaker 1: some skis and I got jet skis in California. How
Speaker 1: about that? I got jet skis. My dog got fleas
Speaker 1: in California. How about that? That doesn't make sense to
Speaker 1: California's fleas everywhere. I like jet skis. I got jet
Speaker 1: skis in Cala. But it's gonna be slurred. Do be
Speaker 1: like you're not gonna understand. They're saying, all right, well,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens, and when that song does come out,
Speaker 1: let us know. I saw Drew Brees in Cala. Are
Speaker 1: you thinking that? You know what originally drafted by the
Speaker 1: San Diego Chargers, played his first five years there. Maybe
Speaker 1: he went out for a vacation. I was retired. I
Speaker 1: saw Drew Brees in California. How about that? Lou Reid's
Speaker 1: dead right, unless unless they're like years ago they saw
Speaker 1: him when they were two. I saw Lou reading I
Speaker 1: wouldn't make sense. Yeah, you can't freeze in California. You can.
Speaker 1: There's mountains that they have all climate in California known
Speaker 1: for it. They're not known for it. What about like tasty,
Speaker 1: like a brain freeze. I got brain freeze in California.
Speaker 1: You can do that. I got brain freeze. You scream
Speaker 1: on the pier. That could happen well anyway. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is proof again that the Brooklyn Boys do not
Speaker 1: plan the show. Is absolutely proof we did not plan it.
Speaker 1: Do you think we sat around saying, you know what,
Speaker 1: broody make sure that in the third minute we go
Speaker 1: into this, this whole riff on Justin Bieber's song. So
Speaker 1: here's what I would say, slices. If you have a
Speaker 1: better line for the kids Bop song, or if you
Speaker 1: liked one of the ones we've selected, tweet us. And
Speaker 1: by the way, don't tweet at Brooklyn Boys thinking that's scary,
Speaker 1: because you still need to tweet at Scary Jones because
Speaker 1: because if I reply all, I'm not replying to Scary.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just doing it behind my back. Though so
Speaker 1: that's good. Well, no, no, if you're bashing Scary, I'm
Speaker 1: all about that. Son. You just David Brodie at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. That's fine. Feel free. A lot of people do.
Speaker 1: In fact, a lot of a lot of people on Twitter.
Speaker 1: We're poking funded some of some things. But I do
Speaker 1: want to give props to Troy Underscore Renner, who tweeted,
Speaker 1: I'm out delivering pizza and I think Scary Jones is
Speaker 1: in front of me, hashtag boogie bastard. He put a
Speaker 1: picture of Mercedes SUV with the license plate Bougie one.
Speaker 1: That's right after we talked about how you're a boogie bastard.
Speaker 1: Also shout out to everybody who used the hashtagogie bard.
Speaker 1: You know it's so funny though, Who would get that
Speaker 1: license plate? I mean it's called no, I wouldn't. This
Speaker 1: is someone calling out themselves. They paid extra money to
Speaker 1: have a vanity plate that says bougie one, right, so somebody,
Speaker 1: I mean, is that something to be proud of? Their
Speaker 1: waiving the bougie flag? They know it. It's someone bought
Speaker 1: that for them. They actually took time out to say
Speaker 1: I don't want my regular numbers and letters license plate anymore.
Speaker 1: I want this on my car all day. Right, Oh,
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. I got Bougie in California.
Speaker 1: How that bogie in California? But anyway, this was um,
Speaker 1: this is a Pennsylvania license plate, Bougie one. I'd like
Speaker 1: to know the driver of that car. I think you do.
Speaker 1: My guess is you do. My guess is when you
Speaker 1: go out with your boys in Hoboken, New Jersey, then
Speaker 1: he's actually want to have I was Hoboken. Can I
Speaker 1: say this? You came through Hoboken? Did you? Did you
Speaker 1: stop in Hoboken or you just drove through? Okay, So
Speaker 1: my wife and two of my kids went out to
Speaker 1: dinner on Saturday in Manhattan, a first Manhattan dinner since
Speaker 1: the pandemic started. We went to rules in a classic
Speaker 1: unbelievable restaurant by the way, which my wife's birthdays early
Speaker 1: in the year, and they were closed. So they just
Speaker 1: they closed for I don't know, business was slow whatever,
Speaker 1: and so New York doubled the occupancy from and we've
Speaker 1: got a reservation immediately and we went Saturday night. Uh
Speaker 1: so many outdoor uh structures being built with lights. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: How pretty there are there's um, there's one on on
Speaker 1: sixth Avenue something to verna to Greek restaurant and they
Speaker 1: have they built uh, I guess it's permanent now, but
Speaker 1: an outdoor structure that's open on one side like an
Speaker 1: extra room on the end of the restaurant. And it's
Speaker 1: got trees and uh and the walls are made of
Speaker 1: white birch wood like like tree limbs. Unbelievable, you know,
Speaker 1: lots of verna something like that. Really, anyway, we went
Speaker 1: through ols, went to dinner, had a great time. Everything
Speaker 1: on the menu, by the way that we had no
Speaker 1: changes necessary. We all had uh steak all pov which
Speaker 1: is peppercorn sauce. We all peppercorn sauce on the steak,
Speaker 1: all four steaks cooke perfectly served with French fries and
Speaker 1: guess what else? Nothing? You know. I'm surprised though, because
Speaker 1: that is that is the type of restaurant that you
Speaker 1: might call out in another you know, as being bougie
Speaker 1: because I've seen because it's it's even though it's because
Speaker 1: because it has French undertones. Now it is not a
Speaker 1: bougie French restaurant. It's not. I don't want to give
Speaker 1: the wrong idea at all. It's not isn't a French name?
Speaker 1: And is it? Maybe? And I think in this case
Speaker 1: it is the way it's spelled. In this case e
Speaker 1: r a u l is no, it's r a No,
Speaker 1: it's r a O l oh l. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, maybe so. But it's the kind of place
Speaker 1: that that upon first, you know, a site unseen without
Speaker 1: knowing what they do there can be you know, can
Speaker 1: be considered bougie. But truth to be told, that is
Speaker 1: a classic restaurant um that is that the Soho area
Speaker 1: of Manhattan was built around. I mean, that place has
Speaker 1: been there for eons and great you know, back in
Speaker 1: the day when I was trying to you know, date,
Speaker 1: you know, back in my early twenties, and I asked
Speaker 1: the Elvis thirty years ago dinner advice, you know, back
Speaker 1: in the day, and I said, hey, man, where should
Speaker 1: I go for great dinner? He goes, you know, what's awesome?
Speaker 1: And it was back then the answers rules. The answer
Speaker 1: is still rules. It's very casual, you know, me with
Speaker 1: precautions right now. Inside although we didn't eat inside, every
Speaker 1: table had plexiglass on both sides. Yeah, no, they do
Speaker 1: it right. But they had a fortune teller upstairs. She
Speaker 1: was at a little table in a corner with plexiglass,
Speaker 1: like you were going to a bank, like a bank teller,
Speaker 1: and she went she read the tyroll cards under the
Speaker 1: ledge of the it was. It was just everybody who
Speaker 1: was really hearable. Yeah, it's here where I'm gonna lose
Speaker 1: the slices though um raouls is also I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna paint the wrong picture of the place rules the
Speaker 1: place that I first tried as cargo. Really, yes, I was.
Speaker 1: I hate as cargo obviously, snails coach in butter by
Speaker 1: the way, they're in these little ramikins with like butter garlic. Okay,
Speaker 1: so so I I've always avoided them my entire life.
Speaker 1: And and someone said, look, you know when in Rome,
Speaker 1: meaning like ego, if you really want to try snails
Speaker 1: or rest car for the first time, do it at
Speaker 1: a place that's authentically French. And this place is a
Speaker 1: French bras. You don't want to have like mixed snails
Speaker 1: right right to drive through right, or snail's palm at
Speaker 1: an Italian place. So that means so anyway, so say,
Speaker 1: speaking of palm, I hate to interrupt. You know, the
Speaker 1: Mets traded for Francisco Lindor from the Cleveland Indians, just
Speaker 1: so you know who he is. How's that going? By
Speaker 1: the way they closer in their negotiations. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: into that later. He's one of the best shot stops
Speaker 1: in baseball. I'm sorry, Cleveland, I'm sorry. Anyway, he signed
Speaker 1: for this year not to get to sports e but
Speaker 1: the Mets want to sign him long term so that
Speaker 1: he doesn't go to free agency next year. Then I
Speaker 1: have to compete with other teams, right, So the owner,
Speaker 1: Steve Cohen, took him to dinner a couple of nights
Speaker 1: ago to schmooze him over. He had Italian boys, Steve
Speaker 1: Cohen try and he took Francisco. You know what to
Speaker 1: had for dinner? You know what, Francisco Lindor my guy
Speaker 1: wolf for dinner. Nope, chicken parm, chicken palm. So now
Speaker 1: you gotta sign him, give him whatever he wants. You
Speaker 1: go to chicken palm. So I just wanted to say,
Speaker 1: and he's not Italian, so yeah, so that was just yeah,
Speaker 1: just a pre yes, so about about okay? So they
Speaker 1: go let me follow up on my story. Speaking of
Speaker 1: classic restaurants, you reminded me. I was at my mom's
Speaker 1: house last weekend and she's a big fan of action movies.
Speaker 1: So she says, you know, I said, what do you
Speaker 1: want to watch? Mom? Because we have all the streaming
Speaker 1: services there, I know, I log in uh for so
Speaker 1: we can watch together. And then she pays for a
Speaker 1: few of them too, and she says, you know what,
Speaker 1: I've seen john Wick and I've seen john Wick three,
Speaker 1: but I haven't seen john Wick two. That it hasn't
Speaker 1: been on television, right. She tends to watch them when
Speaker 1: they're on cable, like she'll take them that, you know,
Speaker 1: record them on our DVR. I said, well, she's why
Speaker 1: don't we watch it? I said, why, I didn't really
Speaker 1: watch put one, you know, the first one. She says, well,
Speaker 1: I'll explain to you a little bit what happened in
Speaker 1: one without ruining anything in the first one. Rather not one,
Speaker 1: but in the first one, and we'll watch number two.
Speaker 1: It's all right as long as you say, I can
Speaker 1: get away with it. So we watched john Wick two
Speaker 1: and he drives a lot of really cool a couple
Speaker 1: of really cool muscle cars, like from the ear of
Speaker 1: cars I love, and I got very upset because they
Speaker 1: crushed a couple of them. They damaged the cars, and
Speaker 1: I felt bad for the cars. But that's not why
Speaker 1: I'm bringing it up. Uh, there's a location in the
Speaker 1: movie that he goes to. It's supposed to be UM.
Speaker 1: So he plays an assassin who's part of this no
Speaker 1: spoilers UM, an elite global organization that has very strict rules. Okay,
Speaker 1: what are the rules is you can't kill anybody on
Speaker 1: the grounds of the Continental Hotel. That's where the headquarters is. Right,
Speaker 1: So they show him a couple of times walking up
Speaker 1: to the front of the Continental Hotel, and then once
Speaker 1: he goes in, he's in the lobby of a hotel. Well,
Speaker 1: the front of the hotel is Delmonico's Steakhouse restaurant where
Speaker 1: we had our free steak dinner with the oldest restaurant
Speaker 1: in New York. They faked the facade, used the front
Speaker 1: of the steakhouse as the hotel. Okay, what does that
Speaker 1: have to do with this cargo. It has to do
Speaker 1: with restaurants. We're talking about the whole time restaurants. I
Speaker 1: wasn't right, but and I and I wanted to mention it.
Speaker 1: Then you went into your snail talk talk slowly, we're
Speaker 1: still on the first topic that we wanted to talk. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I never talked about Hoboken. I still want to
Speaker 1: talk about all right, we'll get there. Were you know
Speaker 1: your first time listening that you gotta just hold on,
Speaker 1: strap in because we we take all these turns. But
Speaker 1: I wanted to encourage people to try something new. If
Speaker 1: they have a chance to eat snails at a great restaurant, eat,
Speaker 1: do it. Do it, Brody, I want to, I want,
Speaker 1: I want. I'll tell you what I'm gonna take you out.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we're gonna have We're not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have s cargo appetizer because Brody not eating.
Speaker 1: No they want no, there's no shells what we're talking about. No, no, no. See,
Speaker 1: this is why this is why you suck. You gotta
Speaker 1: open your mind out how many times you had sail five? Five? Okay,
Speaker 1: they were all at French they were all at French
Speaker 1: style restaurants. So we were talking about Raoul's the place
Speaker 1: you and your family went, and you guys bypassed their
Speaker 1: signature appetizer, which is right, which is snails. No, we
Speaker 1: had a little fritters, some kind of clam fritter. That's
Speaker 1: not their signature. It's what they do best. Tastes, tastes
Speaker 1: like girl lucky buttering. Goodness. Okay, how many years ago
Speaker 1: did you have first try snails? Five years ago? I
Speaker 1: waited my whole like, the point is no, no, So
Speaker 1: you eat them once a year, that doesn't tell me
Speaker 1: they're fantastic, because because how often do I go to
Speaker 1: a French brass or something's food once a week? Why
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Didn't listen to what I said. I said,
Speaker 1: if you go to a place where that's his signature
Speaker 1: and that's what they do, right, then you get that.
Speaker 1: You lean into it. So I want to eat something
Speaker 1: that I have to go to a special place that
Speaker 1: they could fake it and make it just right so
Speaker 1: I might find it edible. Nope, it's such a delicacy.
Speaker 1: It's something I avoided for forty something years of my life.
Speaker 1: And now here I am, I'm preaching to the choir
Speaker 1: of s car Goes. I am and a friend if
Speaker 1: we order the appetizer, for me to say, you know what,
Speaker 1: you enjoy them so much? My friend? You have them
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have the The part of part of the
Speaker 1: reason you claim you want this steak dinner and it
Speaker 1: doesn't exist, and it's not it's not valid in any format,
Speaker 1: is because it's it's it's two men hanging out breaking
Speaker 1: bread their friends, steak and potatoes, American food and experim
Speaker 1: and experiencing things together. Broke chicken palm by the way,
Speaker 1: as American. And I know Chinese food is an American,
Speaker 1: but American Chinese have no you have no give you no,
Speaker 1: give you need this. You're super If Joe Mobster right
Speaker 1: now is agreeing with me because he eats the same
Speaker 1: little he's also a plane Jane. This is what he's
Speaker 1: He's a plane joke Mobster. I love him. But you
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. You're talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: getting giving up the point. You know, the steak of potatoes,
Speaker 1: Guy and Tenians is steak and potatoes. I'm going on
Speaker 1: the record right now, Boogie bastard. I'm going on the
Speaker 1: record right now saying I will deliver you a steak
Speaker 1: or pood dinner. We'll go back to our uls. You
Speaker 1: and I. You just just gushed about how great that
Speaker 1: place is and how everything was perfect. But that's not
Speaker 1: a steakhouse. What it's a great, great steak But I
Speaker 1: want to go to a steakhouse where the where the
Speaker 1: waiters are snobby and and they have potatoes or grotten.
Speaker 1: I got French fries with my steak. I want the
Speaker 1: full steakhouse experience. I want potatoes. Now, MEA isn't even
Speaker 1: good enough for a steak dinner. Baker steak dinner. That's
Speaker 1: a dinner where I might own a steak. I want steakhouse.
Speaker 1: New York has someone to find a steakhouse in the world. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: you just you just added another another notch and another
Speaker 1: reason why I'm not going to get you a steak
Speaker 1: dinner now, because you remember Tad's. Do you remember Tad's
Speaker 1: in Manhattan? The chain of restaurants in Manhattan. You can't
Speaker 1: comp here a minute steak steak. No, No, they had
Speaker 1: actual steak. You'd go in with a tray, you'd put
Speaker 1: the trade down on the metal bars. You'd go and
Speaker 1: order a steak. You'd slide down or get your sides.
Speaker 1: You'd slide down, get a chocolate milk or something. Was
Speaker 1: like a cafeteria steakhouse. Now, look, nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1: If you like that. But just because they served steak
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it wouldn't count for my steak dinner. The
Speaker 1: slices are my witness. Your look. Everyone says in their comments,
Speaker 1: you're a proty a steak dinner. You're prody steak dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm talking steak dinners. But you're not gonna by the way, snails,
Speaker 1: you're making this up. You're like, oh, you know, Brody,
Speaker 1: like an idea. Let's go for a scallion soup and
Speaker 1: then I'll buy you a steak dinner and we'll put
Speaker 1: Dylan the scallion soup and you'll have a we can
Speaker 1: have five courses. It's a fancy none of them restaurant.
Speaker 1: But but on the side, as an extra pat you
Speaker 1: can get me pat a that uh patte on the
Speaker 1: menu appetizer. I'll do that flo raw. You just really,
Speaker 1: you just you played yourself. You because now now that
Speaker 1: now a steak dinner at a fancy restaurant like Raoul's
Speaker 1: isn't good enough for you. And by the way, snails,
Speaker 1: a side, Snails a side. Now it's not even if
Speaker 1: we didn't do even if we didn't do the car considerate.
Speaker 1: I consider it. If you want to get me flag graw,
Speaker 1: which I know is not American. I would, I would,
Speaker 1: I would delve into the international world from some flog raw.
Speaker 1: Who the hell's calling me? But I want potatoes or grotten.
Speaker 1: If I'm telling you, I'm hanging, I'm gonna disconnect. If
Speaker 1: it's if this is a setup, no, I swear to guy.
Speaker 1: They called my house line. Oh well, then don't answer that.
Speaker 1: It's it's restricted. Well they definitely don't answer it. Alright,
Speaker 1: it's it to extend your car insurance or your car warranty.
Speaker 1: Do you think at this hour? All of course? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. They could call till nine pm. It's seven eastern. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So can I talk about Hoboken now? Yeah? Go go
Speaker 1: for it. Okay. I tried to get you to talk
Speaker 1: about Hoboken, but you just keep going off. After dinner,
Speaker 1: we were like, oh, let's get some dessert. The problem
Speaker 1: with the only problem in Manhattan right now, the only
Speaker 1: problem is that businesses are closing earlier right because of
Speaker 1: the cur a few times and lack of of foot
Speaker 1: traffic there. It's like the village was closed, so the
Speaker 1: restaurants were open. But we're like, you know, let's head home.
Speaker 1: So while we're in the tunnel on the way home
Speaker 1: to Jersey, I said, hey, why don't we drive up
Speaker 1: but Washington Street and Homeboken, which is I don't know
Speaker 1: about fifty blocks of just pure restaurants. It's all restaurants,
Speaker 1: and then people live above the restaurant, right, So it's
Speaker 1: like storefronts with like apartments above. Right. So it's like
Speaker 1: any any street USA, but it's like main Street, but
Speaker 1: it's all restaurants. Would that be fair to say, yes,
Speaker 1: restaurants and bars, I should say. And again, you live
Speaker 1: your own life. People make your own decisions. But driving
Speaker 1: down Washington Street in Hoboken Saturday night, you would think
Speaker 1: you were on the beach in Miami during spring break.
Speaker 1: It was mayhem of of fluids being exchanged. So we
Speaker 1: stayed in the car, kept the windows rolled up. I
Speaker 1: put a mask on the front of my car and
Speaker 1: I drove out of there. What's going on? Like the
Speaker 1: bra I get the brat the bra in the front
Speaker 1: of the grill to cover up the front of my car.
Speaker 1: I put a face shield. It gets called a windshield.
Speaker 1: But as I fell on the windshield. What's going on
Speaker 1: in Homebowken? Scary? Is there not a pandemic in that
Speaker 1: part of New Jerry. See holy shit, Brody. It's called
Speaker 1: people living life, not the opposite. That's what's going on.
Speaker 1: And if, if, if smash Lee has a problem with that,
Speaker 1: then f you smash Le, not you smash Ly. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it was smashing He was the one who
Speaker 1: wrote the one star review because they felt like they
Speaker 1: felt like I was being a little too aggressive by
Speaker 1: being outside by myself without a mask on whatever. Smash
Speaker 1: by the speaking of those people were totally fine because
Speaker 1: they were outdoors. Brody, so speaking, I don't have a
Speaker 1: problem with that. You know what about fucking smash Le.
Speaker 1: Let's let's keep up the positive reviews on our podcast. Please,
Speaker 1: we'd like to start talk. We're on a roll. Keep
Speaker 1: it up, is what I'm saying. Can I read one
Speaker 1: for it to you? You gonna read one. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read one. I'm gonna read one. Okay. Yeah. So, by
Speaker 1: the way, I would actually encourage you to leave a
Speaker 1: review if you've never left a review on Apple iTunes,
Speaker 1: that would be helpful. And by the way, last week's
Speaker 1: episode on the downloads are through the roof. So I
Speaker 1: now a couple of people tweeted into the show and
Speaker 1: DM me in the past two weeks saying they've just
Speaker 1: gone back to work and they started listening to the
Speaker 1: podcast again. I'm gonna read one in a minute when
Speaker 1: we get to the time when we read emails and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I feel like a lot of people are going
Speaker 1: back to work, going back to their routines. But if
Speaker 1: you're new to the podcast, enjoy this episode. But we
Speaker 1: recommend you go to episode zero and listen to order
Speaker 1: scary and played to listen in order jingle in a while.
Speaker 1: Do you have those? We don't have to listen to
Speaker 1: order jingle? Sorry, there, Bertie. You can send email me
Speaker 1: those and I'll put them on my dollar equipment. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. By the way, they're all at work. You
Speaker 1: may have to grab them from work. I don't have
Speaker 1: them all on my computer. So, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: gotta do everything for you, God everything. You're the worst.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna say you're the worst? You're the worst?
Speaker 1: I was going to read a review. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: from Let's see where are the reviews? Oh, here we go?
Speaker 1: All right, so here we go. It says listen in order. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm going back to listen in order. I've greatly enjoyed
Speaker 1: listening to the older episodes. A year oh, my elementary
Speaker 1: school shut down due to COVID and was teaching remotely
Speaker 1: and also staying home with my children. It's been a
Speaker 1: difficult ride, but things are better now. See Brodie, that's
Speaker 1: why people were out having fun and join your lives
Speaker 1: because things are better now. Thank you listener. Um anyway,
Speaker 1: we're all back in school. I seriously missed out on
Speaker 1: my hour commute and listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: and also the Elvis Duran Big Show too. I've missed
Speaker 1: many episodes. Now I feel the need to hear snippets
Speaker 1: of the newest episodes. But I decided to go way
Speaker 1: back and start over. I am so glad I have.
Speaker 1: I really missed you guys. We don't lie. Hips don't lie,
Speaker 1: Reviews don't lie. Listen in order, folks, and thank you
Speaker 1: for coming back. There are people coming back online now.
Speaker 1: I got another email someone privately. Now I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say no, no no, but no no. I got other
Speaker 1: email later too, But this kind of goes with somebody
Speaker 1: sidebarred me and wanted to know if it was okay.
Speaker 1: That they did this, and I'm like, of course, so
Speaker 1: she so Mary Kate, she slipped into my damns, if
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, and she said, she said, look,
Speaker 1: I haven't listened to the podcast since I stopped commuting
Speaker 1: since COVID, But that's exactly what she wrote that. But
Speaker 1: now I'm back. Do I really have to listen in order?
Speaker 1: By the pull up your response? Did you respond back
Speaker 1: to her? Yeah? I did, but I don't have it handy.
Speaker 1: I wrote back, of course you do. Okay. See that's
Speaker 1: where you and I differ. You know what I wrote
Speaker 1: to her? I wrote, Nah, I'm like, at this point,
Speaker 1: jump to the current one and listen to the others
Speaker 1: in order when you have a chance. I said, we
Speaker 1: have some. We've had some really funny shows since then.
Speaker 1: And then she says, she wrote back to me again,
Speaker 1: I tried to catch up here and there, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it's true when you say you have to listen in order,
Speaker 1: L O L. I will pick it up again. Yeah, right, Well,
Speaker 1: because because I want people to discover that on their own.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the bad guy here. I'm
Speaker 1: the bad guy. D I don't want to be the
Speaker 1: bad guy. So I say, yeah, Gay, listen a current
Speaker 1: episode and once they're lost and that, like we what
Speaker 1: the are they talking about? It will incentivize them on
Speaker 1: their own, Brody, to go back and listen to guess
Speaker 1: what mission accomplished. In addition, Mary Kay wrote me, I
Speaker 1: haven't listened since I stopped commuting last year. Period. Do
Speaker 1: I really have to listen in order? Question Mark? It'll
Speaker 1: take me forever to catch up, So I said, I
Speaker 1: love that you are voice texting and I can see
Speaker 1: the period in question mark, welcome back. We can't make
Speaker 1: you do anything, of course, but yes, of course you
Speaker 1: should listen in order because we are constantly referencing previous episodes.
Speaker 1: Cative Nope, she said, And I said, the jokes won't
Speaker 1: make sense. She said, l O L. I usually go
Speaker 1: back and proof read, but I was very busy tonight
Speaker 1: about the she actually wrote. You know, she said, question
Speaker 1: Mark and whatever. My favorite part about you is your grammar,
Speaker 1: and I'm usually really good about it. And I'm voice
Speaker 1: texting and there's no commas and this is just a
Speaker 1: run on sentence. Thank you for keeping it real, Brody.
Speaker 1: You see the difference between you and I and you
Speaker 1: and me? You you are authoritative. I am. I am
Speaker 1: mr like, hey, do what you want? Get it? You
Speaker 1: know it's I don't gay, No, it's it's more like
Speaker 1: you know what. You you see that flame on the
Speaker 1: stove over there, you want to go touch it? Go
Speaker 1: touch it? Ahead you? Oh, So you're not the guy
Speaker 1: who is demanding I try to ask. You're the guy
Speaker 1: who says, hey, Brodie, do what you want. You don't
Speaker 1: want to eat, you don't have to. That's you because
Speaker 1: you know that to tell you, you're the live and
Speaker 1: let live guy. Because you trying. I'm talking to right guy.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Because if we were at the
Speaker 1: restaurant together and we ordered as cargo and I tried,
Speaker 1: I'll push you. I'll push it in your direction. I'll
Speaker 1: do it a few times and then I'll be like,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever, and I will eat the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But the fact is you won't even show up there
Speaker 1: because now I'm hearing it's not a steak house because
Speaker 1: it's gotta be a steak house, Like, potatoes are grotten
Speaker 1: with my steak. They don't have that, So who's bougie? Now? Okay,
Speaker 1: don't you eat cream spinas with your steak? Bougie Brody
Speaker 1: hashtag Bougie Brody potatoes are grotten? Is bougie potatoes? What
Speaker 1: the fact is that you want a free dinner, you
Speaker 1: can get potatos are grotten when you're paying for dinner
Speaker 1: at another place. I'm giving you. I owe us take dinner. Right,
Speaker 1: We'll go back to Delmonico's then try No, not because
Speaker 1: they'll just they'll just do it again. I wanted to
Speaker 1: go to rolls. You have me in the mood. You
Speaker 1: had me a peppercorn sauce, Brody? Oh, is that it
Speaker 1: the other peppercorn sauce places. Let's find one the other
Speaker 1: peppercorn you really are and we gotta take our first break. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, speaking of pieces of ship and eating,
Speaker 1: I got a bone to pick with you. Bone bone? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You the hell did I do? Hit the commercials? You
Speaker 1: watch something else? You got that right? M Yeah. You
Speaker 1: take a deep breath, Brody. Let take a deep breath,
Speaker 1: Take a swig, Take a swig of what you're drinking.
Speaker 1: All right? You know what I'm gonna just I'm gonna
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna get something ready here because uh,
Speaker 1: I'm livid, livid you you went out to dinner. First
Speaker 1: of all, to a place I had never heard of.
Speaker 1: You posted pictures of food that looked fantastic night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but to me it looked fantastic, which is
Speaker 1: saying something that was right in my wheelhouse. However, you
Speaker 1: got a bunch of people, a bunch of people, you
Speaker 1: went out for pizza. Scary, didn't you time food? Wheren't
Speaker 1: you go to the second? Hold on, are you mixing
Speaker 1: up two meals? Because I think you maybe because okay,
Speaker 1: because I think for pizza talking about okay, that was lunch. Whatever.
Speaker 1: You went out for pizza, right, sar Gi him a plug.
Speaker 1: I went to a law sarantina in north Bergen, which is,
Speaker 1: if you don't know, it's a family owned restaurant, a
Speaker 1: restaurant which makes outrageous pie and they've been there forever.
Speaker 1: It's an institution in that area. Okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: you're not going there with steak because I ate steak
Speaker 1: and I and I somebody called me out on that.
Speaker 1: You're getting there getting there with the steak. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do the back to back steak talk. You
Speaker 1: had a slice of pizza. Now, sometimes there's a place,
Speaker 1: there's a place in Hoboken. What's the place the world's
Speaker 1: largest slice? H Johnny, I'm sorry, no, no no, uh, Benny
Speaker 1: to Dino's right, BENNI Didno's The slice of pizza is
Speaker 1: basically a triangle pie like it's the whole pie in
Speaker 1: a triangle. It's massive. It's larger than your face. It's
Speaker 1: eighteen inches long. If it's two inches long, it's massive.
Speaker 1: You didn't have that, Scary, You had a Sicilian slice
Speaker 1: of pizza. Was good, it was it was brody, it
Speaker 1: was life changing. Yeah, okay, now I know where you're
Speaker 1: going with this. Did did Did you enjoy it? Oh? God?
Speaker 1: Did you? Of course I enjoyed it. Brody, son of
Speaker 1: a bitch? Where you're from, Scary? You're from Brooklyn? Right.
Speaker 1: You know if you listen to Elvestrand's Big Show, which
Speaker 1: is a lot of you, you will have heard a
Speaker 1: little little taste of this on the air the other day.
Speaker 1: You ain't pizza what a fucking a knife? Fucking a
Speaker 1: knife and you're dead to me. Okay, you don't eat
Speaker 1: pizza with a fo work at a knife. Listen, I'm
Speaker 1: just as much as from Just because you does, just
Speaker 1: because you're yelling, doesn't make you right just because your
Speaker 1: does not make you right a whisper? Who who do
Speaker 1: you think you are? What do you? What do you?
Speaker 1: What are you from the Great state of Wyoming? You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't eat pizza that way. See that's a call
Speaker 1: back if you listen to Nouity. You know what I
Speaker 1: was referencing. Yes, yes, you don't. If it's so big,
Speaker 1: if it's such a massive slice, you have to cut
Speaker 1: it in half, fine, then you pick it up and
Speaker 1: eat with your hands. It's not about it wasn't about
Speaker 1: the size of the slice. Yeah, what was it about
Speaker 1: the motion in the ocean? It was here was what
Speaker 1: it was about. And it wasn't about trapped. Okay, now
Speaker 1: let me let me say this. Okay, you know that
Speaker 1: we've both we're both from Brooklyn born and bread we
Speaker 1: are we Wait and you know that we do have
Speaker 1: these rules and I do you have to do the fold.
Speaker 1: We talk about this, We have talked about it. Wait. Wait,
Speaker 1: so when you pick up your pizza, if you don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, by now, it's the New York fold.
Speaker 1: You pick up a slice, usually it's triangular, or even
Speaker 1: if the square one, you put a crease in the middle.
Speaker 1: You fold it over and then you hold it from
Speaker 1: the bottom sill. You pick it up and pick it
Speaker 1: up and hold it. You still pick it up the
Speaker 1: point you handle. It's pizza has a handle. True story.
Speaker 1: Now here's the problem with that. See, this is what
Speaker 1: you didn't see. You didn't see me struggling for thirty
Speaker 1: seconds prior because my buddy didn't have his phone out
Speaker 1: trying to tape that. So he's putting me on his
Speaker 1: Instagram story. He only caught the ladder thirty seconds, which
Speaker 1: was me using a fork and knife on pizza. But
Speaker 1: oh my god, when you say it out loud, but
Speaker 1: when you when I tried to lift it, this was
Speaker 1: actually a joke. We were lead the three of us
Speaker 1: were at the table. I picked it up and it
Speaker 1: was a sloppy and floppy You ever get a sloppy
Speaker 1: and floppy you know what that is? Yes, you're trying
Speaker 1: to ask your own date sloppy and floppy. See I
Speaker 1: I I ted you up for that on purpose because
Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna go there. So you when
Speaker 1: you pick up pizza and it's just floppy and the
Speaker 1: cheese is dripping everywhere, and it's in hand. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had both hands. You guide, you pick up with one,
Speaker 1: you guide with the other. I tried to lift it
Speaker 1: off the plate and and the cheese started with like
Speaker 1: like falling off the side towards the palm of my
Speaker 1: hand and burning the funk out of me. So I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I put it down. I looked at
Speaker 1: my friends. They just friends, they're still your friends, well
Speaker 1: one of them, one of good, good sex sex days,
Speaker 1: sex on the sex on the way. Dave decided to
Speaker 1: pick up his phone and pull it out and he said,
Speaker 1: you know what this is going on? My I G
Speaker 1: story And he started laughing his ass off because at
Speaker 1: that moment, you have to submit to the pie. You
Speaker 1: submit to the pizza and push it to the edge.
Speaker 1: You push it to the edge right of the plate.
Speaker 1: You let the plate hold the pizza for you, and
Speaker 1: you push a corner hanging off the edge of the
Speaker 1: plate and you and you nibble the corner. So am
Speaker 1: I supposed to pick up the entire plate with the
Speaker 1: pizza and edge, nudge it off and the plate the plate.
Speaker 1: You let the plates serve the pizza to you, saying
Speaker 1: you use the plate as the entire plate. You put
Speaker 1: the whole plate up to your mouth and slide that
Speaker 1: thing into your pie hole. This is why they call
Speaker 1: it a slide it off the edge, like off the cliff.
Speaker 1: Off the cliff, maybe like an inch or two, just
Speaker 1: so it doesn't fall, just off the cliff, and you
Speaker 1: go so good. Then you do it again out of
Speaker 1: the corner, so good? Can you do it in the middle?
Speaker 1: So good? And that of it. It's like getting out
Speaker 1: of a tight palking space. You pull up to the left,
Speaker 1: back to the right, up to the left, and you
Speaker 1: eat enough of it that it's not too big to
Speaker 1: pick up. See once again, the authoritarian versus the live
Speaker 1: and let live guy that I'm being diplomatic about it.
Speaker 1: I'm giving Okay, here's and and here's I'd say, who's
Speaker 1: your least favorite politician in the world. It's I know
Speaker 1: where you're gonna go with this one too. It's mayor.
Speaker 1: It is mayor to Lousio from that city. I want
Speaker 1: to play something for you, Garrett, hold on, I gotta
Speaker 1: play till after the ad. I want to play this
Speaker 1: clip for you of when he first became mayor. I
Speaker 1: know what happened? When do you hold on? You know exactly? Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't think you do. He did he ate pizza
Speaker 1: with a knife and fork. Pizza about nothing? Yes in
Speaker 1: York Shi hold on, hold on his Italian Hey, we
Speaker 1: got hold on. We'll play the clip. This is a
Speaker 1: news story, major crisis enveloping the brand new mayor of
Speaker 1: New York City. This involves this scandalous picture Mayor Build
Speaker 1: a Blasio caught on camera eating pizza with a fork
Speaker 1: and the horror lad. Of course, tradition holds that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to fold your slice in half and eat it
Speaker 1: with your hands. People in New York City or outraged.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's more outraged than Ron Claiborne. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, ten days in office and this guy is
Speaker 1: already in deep, deep trouble. The New York Daily News
Speaker 1: is calling it fort gay, perhaps so predictably, and issued
Speaker 1: this harsh annunciation of the city's new mayor, saying he
Speaker 1: was eating his pizza like a tourist ouch. Everybody, especially
Speaker 1: every New Yorker, knows there is only one way to
Speaker 1: eat a slice of pizza like New Yorker, with my hands.
Speaker 1: Tell that to New York City's new mayor, Bill de Blasio, please,
Speaker 1: and good fellow's pizza New York Staten Islands had a
Speaker 1: meeting with local business owners. He did the unfaikable eight
Speaker 1: pizza with a fork and a knife. Yeah, young guy
Speaker 1: right there by the way. It was that report was
Speaker 1: that Dan, our friend Dan uh from the from Good
Speaker 1: Morning America on Saturday's. Let me say I think it
Speaker 1: sounded like him. Let me say yes, last name Dan
Speaker 1: Harrison Harris. Yes, love that eight things just your your
Speaker 1: ship right? Okay? Now wait no, wait, So first of all,
Speaker 1: for gate Fork, you scary johnes for you. Here's my boy,
Speaker 1: John Stewart. I listened. This is a clip from two
Speaker 1: thousand eight. At that time, not I'm politician Donald Trump
Speaker 1: was entertaining politician Sarah Palin in New York. He took
Speaker 1: it a lunch for pizza at uh Familia's, which in
Speaker 1: Times Square is a chain restaurant. And I want you
Speaker 1: to hear John Stewart's reaction. Okay, disrespect. He was upset
Speaker 1: that Donald Trump put a slice of pizza on top
Speaker 1: of another slice of pizza prior to what I'm playing you.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, I'm okay, Now, let's keep
Speaker 1: rolling on the clip. I apologize, Let's let's continue with
Speaker 1: the meeting. Is that are you eating? Said Anaka at
Speaker 1: day be abdo, Donald Trump, why don't you just take
Speaker 1: that orc and stick it right in New York SI? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well you just took a four and stuck
Speaker 1: it in New York's I all right? All right, calm
Speaker 1: the funk down for a second. Okay, this hang out
Speaker 1: accepting resumes. If you're from Brooklyn would like to host
Speaker 1: a poast, please, I'm gonna say one thing, okay, and
Speaker 1: that is I am. I am on listen, I'm on
Speaker 1: this team. I am all about it, eating with you know,
Speaker 1: picking it up and eating with your hands. But either
Speaker 1: are those rare cases. There are those rare cases where
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I Am not going to
Speaker 1: enjoy this if it's gonna if half it's gonna end
Speaker 1: up on my fucking lap or the floor or my
Speaker 1: shirt because it's so sloppy that I can't so. So
Speaker 1: in this one particular case, Brodie, I just I rolled
Speaker 1: up my sleeves. I said, a man's gotta do what
Speaker 1: a man's gotta do, and I I I did the unthinkable.
Speaker 1: I went, I went against my own values. Now, now
Speaker 1: a lot of people are screaming at this podcast right now,
Speaker 1: saying fuck you, Brodie. In Italy they eat pizza with
Speaker 1: forks and knives because because they do. We're not from Italy.
Speaker 1: It's an Italian thing to do, though, Brodie, Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what in in in certain Asian communities, they take
Speaker 1: the chopsticks, they put the bowl up to their face
Speaker 1: and they shove the rice in their mouth like a
Speaker 1: lot of people will tell you that they don't even
Speaker 1: do that. That that Japanese people in Japan eat sushi
Speaker 1: with their hands and they don't use chopsticks for that.
Speaker 1: So so what I'm saying is there's more than one.
Speaker 1: There's more than one way to skin the people saying,
Speaker 1: you know what, there are some countries where they skin cats.
Speaker 1: We don't do that here. I am still a firm believer, guy,
Speaker 1: I am still murder me slices. I am still a
Speaker 1: firm believer. Pizza that damn it. I am a firm
Speaker 1: believer of eating pizza with your hands and doing the
Speaker 1: fold were applicable. But but god, Brodie, if you ate
Speaker 1: this piping hot, cheesy, juicy slice of pizza that again
Speaker 1: had a little bit of flop to it, you too,
Speaker 1: would have taken to the fork in the knife as
Speaker 1: a last resort given the choice between burning my tongue
Speaker 1: and keeping my self respect. I'm going with self respect.
Speaker 1: You took a major hedio, bro, you did all right. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: take a deep breath and now and now and now.
Speaker 1: The reason why I thought you were going to call
Speaker 1: me out was later that night, later that evening. Um,
Speaker 1: I took my girlfriend out. And and before you go further,
Speaker 1: I gotta say it was so good. And I said
Speaker 1: this on the morning show the other day. You know,
Speaker 1: kudos to my friend Corey at Patello not a sponsor
Speaker 1: and not hold on. Okay, and I paid, I paid
Speaker 1: for you know, I did. Um. He is doing something
Speaker 1: and it's like a win win win. I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: more people can convince the business owners in their area
Speaker 1: to do the same, and that is he did this.
Speaker 1: Return to live music, I saw a live jazz band,
Speaker 1: jazz blues. This guy named King Solomon Hicks. He's opened
Speaker 1: for Ringo Star. He's been all over the place, but
Speaker 1: in non COVID times, he he does the circuit and
Speaker 1: he's gigging. Gigging is when you gig around the country
Speaker 1: playing famous places like the Blue Note and BB King's,
Speaker 1: you know, but because the COVID, those places are not
Speaker 1: allowed to open. And so my friend Corey said, light
Speaker 1: bulb went off. So I got an idea I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a fifty capacity room with all the
Speaker 1: socially distant tables. Brodie, even you would have been impressed
Speaker 1: because and I'm gonna open up my back lounge and
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. Three clock Ariana Grande. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: opens up her back lounge, right, she opened her back well,
Speaker 1: she opened the front one. She opens the front one too,
Speaker 1: both sides so so. And he's employing these out of
Speaker 1: work musicians weekly and open did decide to do like
Speaker 1: a jazz blues night. So now these people have a
Speaker 1: job for the night, and they have a gig where
Speaker 1: they normally would be able to get one. And he's
Speaker 1: introducing the local public to to jazz and and and
Speaker 1: blues where he normally wouldn't have that. And oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, he has a lot of people seeing live
Speaker 1: music for the first time in over a year. And
Speaker 1: I gotta say it was the most It was such
Speaker 1: an awesome feeling. I got chills, and I looked at
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, who I took to dinner, and I said, Robin,
Speaker 1: can you believe it? It's the first time we're watching
Speaker 1: live music, because it is this so bizarre yet so
Speaker 1: cool and comforting to know that we're watching a three
Speaker 1: piece band, a bass, you know, a druma bass and
Speaker 1: guitarist and a singer. Just go at it, like, just
Speaker 1: go just I'm like, whoa live sound coming out of
Speaker 1: speakers And it was so cool to say so yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm so excited and it marked the return to
Speaker 1: live music for me. And then my buddy is doing
Speaker 1: a great thing. And by the way, every week they
Speaker 1: do this, so so yes, Brodie, now you may feel
Speaker 1: free to go off on what did I have for dinner?
Speaker 1: Brodie that the listeners jumped on me about. No, you
Speaker 1: know what, I pretty slices. You know, I love you
Speaker 1: more than Scary does oo Like, oh my god, Brodie
Speaker 1: would be so jealous. And I'm like, first of all,
Speaker 1: first of all, it's indoor dining during a pandemic. You're
Speaker 1: not getting brody here. Brodie would never show up to
Speaker 1: his dinner, so it's a good point. Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: not jealous of the fact you took Robin to dinner
Speaker 1: because it's your girlfriend and you should on a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: It's when you take other friends to steak dinners that
Speaker 1: I get upset Robin, who I love. By the way,
Speaker 1: how do you know she's amazing? Uh and obviously very
Speaker 1: forgiving after what you did. Um, I don't want to
Speaker 1: discuss that here, but it's terrible. It's a great woman,
Speaker 1: and uh, you can take her to dinner the least
Speaker 1: you could do. By the way, after dinner, were you
Speaker 1: thirty five or thirty four? Uh? Just curious? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know you have a you have a what you
Speaker 1: dinner rule? Don't you? Yeah? Here? No, not since like
Speaker 1: two thousand ten. Yeah, I feel like i've you know,
Speaker 1: I've grown up over the years. I must say. If
Speaker 1: you do two thousand ten, scared, that's a only different,
Speaker 1: different story scary. Oh you know what, that's a great
Speaker 1: segue speaking to two thousand. I have a two thousand story.
Speaker 1: Can I may share a quick one with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Please do so you could share it. You could share
Speaker 1: a long one with me, if you know what? If
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I wish I could, but
Speaker 1: I cannot. God made me funny. So the New York
Speaker 1: Mets how a team. Right, They wear white uniforms with
Speaker 1: blue and orange. Right, they wear gray road uniforms with
Speaker 1: some blue and orange. They wear blue uniforms with blue,
Speaker 1: orange and white. Like blue, orange and white. There's always
Speaker 1: an orange in their motif. Right, but blue and orange
Speaker 1: and their colors and and white is thrown in fact
Speaker 1: sent right? Okay. Well, in the late nineties, early two thousands,
Speaker 1: I think from I want to say nineties seven to
Speaker 1: two thousand two, right around there, the Mets had an
Speaker 1: alternative jersey, a black jersey. They did that I did
Speaker 1: not like because it did feature orange. I think it
Speaker 1: was like an orange stripe somewhere. There was a little
Speaker 1: notre's a little orange on the on the line, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but not a lot. They mostly made the logo black
Speaker 1: and blue instead of orange and blue. Right, you didn't
Speaker 1: like that at all? I didn't like it. Is as
Speaker 1: a purist that black is not a color of our team. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like when the New York jest as as a racist,
Speaker 1: black is not a color of your team. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: not what I said at all. Black is not a
Speaker 1: color of our team. Yeah, the baseball team. So there's
Speaker 1: been an uprising since the Mets have a new owner,
Speaker 1: Steve Cohen, Tribe to bring back the black jerseys. From
Speaker 1: people who like the black jerseys. I would say most
Speaker 1: of the fan base that likes it are the ones
Speaker 1: that were teenagers during that time when the Mets went
Speaker 1: to the playoffs in the World Series, and for them
Speaker 1: that's when they remember baseball and when the Mets were
Speaker 1: really good. Yea somewhere in there, right, you were not
Speaker 1: a teenager in those years, you know. I was about twenties.
Speaker 1: But I will say this, the the two thousand Mets,
Speaker 1: I mean, god, how could you well, Mike Piazza less sports,
Speaker 1: less sports. The point is the Mets put a picture
Speaker 1: up of one of the players, Mike Piazza, right Italian.
Speaker 1: Uh his name, that's right, well Piazza, which is like
Speaker 1: a square, like not a pizza in his name. Well yes,
Speaker 1: technically the letters of the area. Anyway, Piazza was wearing
Speaker 1: a black jersey in the picture, and everyone's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I love the jersey. Love the Jersey's So
Speaker 1: I'm reading the quotes, the comments rather on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: one guy writes now that the hat the Mets. Normally
Speaker 1: where is Mets blue with an orange logo? But back
Speaker 1: then they had a black hat with a blue logo. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I hope they bring back that hat.
Speaker 1: I've been looking forward for years. Can't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1: I can't find it anywhere. Scary. Where can I find it?
Speaker 1: He wrote? Where can I find it? To which I replied,
Speaker 1: the Internet, Yeah, it's anything. Is is find a bull?
Speaker 1: Where is he looking that he can't find it anywhere?
Speaker 1: So here's what I did. I went to Google and
Speaker 1: I put in the words Mets all black hat from
Speaker 1: two thousand. Everybody sells it. Everyone, Domino's Pete sells it.
Speaker 1: You can get it anywhere you can. J C Pennies
Speaker 1: has it, Okay, Victoria j C j C Pennies. I
Speaker 1: pluralize it, meaning all of them, all the stores, all
Speaker 1: of the j C Pennies have them. Uh, Victoria's secret
Speaker 1: sells the Mets two thousand black hat. So I wrote,
Speaker 1: I wrote Google and I put in quotes Mets all
Speaker 1: black hat from two thousands. How are you living when
Speaker 1: you go? Oh? I looked everywhere? Did you really? It's
Speaker 1: like when my daughter sitting on the couch and she goes,
Speaker 1: I can't find the remote. I go, did you? And
Speaker 1: I watched her look for it. Her eyes go to
Speaker 1: the left, they go to the right, and she, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't find the remote. She gets up. Did you
Speaker 1: get up? No? Did you look on the left side
Speaker 1: of the couch. No, I can't find it. I can't
Speaker 1: can't find the hat anywhere. If you start us out,
Speaker 1: I can't find it. Now. Look, it's one thing. If
Speaker 1: you go, I can't find a PS five, right, you
Speaker 1: guys can't find it. They sold out. Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: find a black Mets had from two thousand. There's an
Speaker 1: industry that survives on selling roll back sports gear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't find it anywhere? Where would I find where?
Speaker 1: I write? Can't find it anywhere? No. I I hate that.
Speaker 1: I hate that so much. You know you're not trying,
Speaker 1: you know, if you want to, Let's say here's something
Speaker 1: very very simple. I mean, this is I might have
Speaker 1: talked about this a while back, but let's say you
Speaker 1: have some leftover ingredients in the refrigerator. Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 1: you're gonna laugh. I'm like funk Man. A few months,
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were having brunch.
Speaker 1: She made me buy buttermilk, and I have a whole
Speaker 1: quart of buttermilk, and and we used three teaspoons of
Speaker 1: it because that's what the rest of you called for.
Speaker 1: And now the rest of it's sitting in my and
Speaker 1: we used an eighth of a cup of sour cream.
Speaker 1: Fu man, I can't believe it. And all we have
Speaker 1: deal of fresh deal. That's why I'm laughing because I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at all this fucking I have. I have gobs
Speaker 1: and gobs of deal, like a huge fucking bush made chicken.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, waiting, wait. So you know me,
Speaker 1: I don't like to I don't like to throw away food.
Speaker 1: I don't want to throw away things. I don't So
Speaker 1: what do I do, Brodie? I'm like, huh, buttermilk, sour cream, dill.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what can I make with this? And I vomit?
Speaker 1: You know, So you put those origins to a Google
Speaker 1: search engine and seventeen recipes come up. So I guess
Speaker 1: I made buttermilk fried Southern fried chicken. I made a
Speaker 1: buttermilk dill lemon dressing for my salad you know, later
Speaker 1: in the week. So now I have that's like you're
Speaker 1: on Chopped the TV show, right, But because if they
Speaker 1: don't have the use of the Internet's the point is
Speaker 1: internet is our friend every time, every time. Like so,
Speaker 1: going back to your conversation about I can't find it.
Speaker 1: I can't find it anywhere? Where would I find it? You?
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is plug it in a search engine. Right,
Speaker 1: You can use bing if you want. You can use
Speaker 1: whatever you want. I ask Jeeves is still around somewhere,
Speaker 1: go ahead and use that grew me within twelve seconds.
Speaker 1: I had no less than twenty thousand things to do
Speaker 1: with my buttermilk, sour cream and dial which pick out
Speaker 1: of my house. Well, speaking of combinations of food, like
Speaker 1: you just did, buttermilk fried chicken is a thing todays.
Speaker 1: But you made you made buttermilk chicken cutlets. I was
Speaker 1: just saying, that's what made because I told you that
Speaker 1: we made motza cutlets, right because pass Over and we're
Speaker 1: not supposed to be bread Jews tribe, and so we
Speaker 1: ground up some mots in the old blender and we
Speaker 1: breaded motza cutlets. Sound you said, oh, did you use buttermilk? No,
Speaker 1: my wife puts salt and pepper in the in the
Speaker 1: matza crumbs. It was fantastic little spice to it. So
Speaker 1: good anyway, speaking of combining what just sour cream and buttermilk,
Speaker 1: Our good friends and Hinds have struck again from the
Speaker 1: people that that brought you Mayo tard. Was that it
Speaker 1: mayo chup and and and and and uh mayo must
Speaker 1: or whatever it was all a cranch. They've they've they've
Speaker 1: struck again. They've struck again. They just at least I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the name of the product, and you
Speaker 1: tell me what it is made of. Okay, okay, hanch
Speaker 1: hanch so and hands so obviously uh so so Hellman's mayonnaise. Nope, okay,
Speaker 1: hand should Why would Hines use Helman's Hi, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: hinzman hinz catchup and and ranch dressing catchup? It doesn't
Speaker 1: start with an H hand hanch so it's hind so
Speaker 1: it's obviously catch up. No, hey, ketchup doesn't start with
Speaker 1: an H but hinz ketchup? Does you just said? Is
Speaker 1: it a high? Is it? Hins brand product as food?
Speaker 1: Mayotard is mustard, mustard and mustard, right, it's two. It's
Speaker 1: two foods. No company name in there as is a
Speaker 1: food hanch hins nosing a family feud. Yeah, you're getting it.
Speaker 1: You getting closed, yep, yep, so closet yep. No, it's
Speaker 1: gotta be a liquid. It's gotta be it's hot sauce, Yes,
Speaker 1: hot sauce, picante and ranches hanch. Okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: fuck you because that's not obvious. Okay, fuck you. I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody thought that. What I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: said hanch and thought hot sauce. Immediately, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: a little give me a break, two playing along at
Speaker 1: the home. He's number two. Ready, this one doesn't sound
Speaker 1: good at all. Ready, tarts up, tarts up so tartar
Speaker 1: sauce and catch up, Yes, tarts up parts up so
Speaker 1: that awful pickly white chip, tartar sauce in my kenchip. No, now,
Speaker 1: this one, this one's easy. This one's easy. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be giving you a hanch last Well, ready
Speaker 1: was sabbioli? Well see right there, All three of them
Speaker 1: are in there, are in there. It's it's it's the
Speaker 1: third one mayonnaise because it's sabi. What was sabi ioli?
Speaker 1: So ioli? But ioli has mayo in it, but it's
Speaker 1: not Mayo is not an ingredient. Well, it's part of it,
Speaker 1: it's part of what mali. But you don't call catchup
Speaker 1: to sabi and right, yeah, so creamy is looking creamy green,
Speaker 1: So it's was sabi with mayonnaise and garlic ioli. No,
Speaker 1: not mayonnaise, but mayonnaise is part of ioli. Right, but
Speaker 1: you don't say mayonnaise and ioli, but d giving you
Speaker 1: the ingredients in it. There's mayonnaise in the fucking was sabioli. Yes,
Speaker 1: this this mayonaise in it, but he's not part of
Speaker 1: the combo. And if I say I'm having ice cream
Speaker 1: and chocolate syrup, you don't say, oh, so there's milk.
Speaker 1: You're having milk, ice cream and chocolate syrup cream so particular,
Speaker 1: No you are. You're saying mail for no reason. You
Speaker 1: know what, fuck you hanch that's your new nickname, manch hanchy.
Speaker 1: While you're at the store, pick me up a couple
Speaker 1: of eggs, some buttermilk, and some hanch hanchnch. Now I
Speaker 1: have I have, I have one more. I have one
Speaker 1: more catchup thing? Can I get another? Catch of course?
Speaker 1: All right? This is for my white Castle peeps. White
Speaker 1: Castle big burger chain on the East Coast. Sliders love them.
Speaker 1: We talked about it. We talked about all the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I want to see if I have the email here,
Speaker 1: because the email is really where it's at. If I
Speaker 1: don't have the email, I'm just gonna paraphrase. So in
Speaker 1: the white Castle app, you can you can order the
Speaker 1: food you want. But it's a but it's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: but it's a terrible app. So let's say you want
Speaker 1: to order a slider with American cheese and then a
Speaker 1: couple of slides with cheddar cheese. That would be uh
Speaker 1: Slee's if we're going with what we're talking about earlier ses.
Speaker 1: You order, you hit, you hit slider, then you say, uh,
Speaker 1: select cheese. It goes to the cheese page, you select American,
Speaker 1: then it goes back out to the main menu. So
Speaker 1: you have to select slider again, then select cheddar cheese,
Speaker 1: and then it goes back to the main menu. Then
Speaker 1: you want to get a lapeina want It's terrible app. Okay,
Speaker 1: So on the modifiers, like when you got a Taco
Speaker 1: bell m. I've had problems with the app when you
Speaker 1: got a taco bell. Let's say you get a seven
Speaker 1: Laga burrito, you said, I want to customize the seven
Speaker 1: laa burrito. It gives you all of the ingredients and
Speaker 1: you can say no lettuce, extra lettuce, right, no salur cream.
Speaker 1: You could just see everything and say what you don't want? Okay.
Speaker 1: So on the White Castle one, most of the burgers
Speaker 1: have three things on them. Onions, pickles, and catchum. Oh my,
Speaker 1: so guess what I don't want on my burgers? Arms,
Speaker 1: pickles and pickles and catch up. We know you all
Speaker 1: too well, right, because first of all, it's not heinz ketchup.
Speaker 1: Second of all, some of the burgers from my kid
Speaker 1: and one of my kids, you know it's I'm cursed
Speaker 1: doesn't want to catch up on her burger. The app
Speaker 1: the app lets you take off, but no onions or
Speaker 1: double onions, no pickle or double pickle. There's no modifier
Speaker 1: for no catchup. There's a box where you can type
Speaker 1: in no catchup. Did you complain to the White Castle gods,
Speaker 1: Yes I did. Did you complain to the people in
Speaker 1: the Ivory Castle, Yes I did. Castle. I emailed her
Speaker 1: punsel up in the Ivory Tower in the White Tower,
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, I'm curious. First of all, why
Speaker 1: does your app make me keep going back out to
Speaker 1: modify my burgers? It's a three step process. It's annoying.
Speaker 1: Second of all, how come you don't have a modifier? Now,
Speaker 1: keep in mind, I'm in New Jersey, right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: White Castle in New Jersey. I said, how come I
Speaker 1: can't put in no ketchup? So his answer to me,
Speaker 1: tell me, what how what you think of this answer? Scary?
Speaker 1: He writes back, And he says, well, that's just the
Speaker 1: functionality of the app, which is not an excuse, no
Speaker 1: explanation as to why I have to back out to
Speaker 1: put different cheeses on. It means you're like, yeah, three
Speaker 1: burgers and Swiss three burgers, but not Swiss cheddar three burgers,
Speaker 1: Halipino cheese, whatever. I don't keep going back out to
Speaker 1: the main menu. So then he so his answer was,
Speaker 1: and is that's why? Because this is what he said,
Speaker 1: He said, as far as the ketchup, Ketchup has only
Speaker 1: put on burgers in New York, therefore we don't put
Speaker 1: the option in the app. But wait a second, he
Speaker 1: didn't answer your question because you're in New Jersey, right,
Speaker 1: and and there's ketchup being put on your burger unwillingly.
Speaker 1: If you were living in any other state, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have had this problem, right, right. So he's talking about
Speaker 1: his head up. So I said, first of all, that's
Speaker 1: not an excuse. It should say ketchup, we're available, right,
Speaker 1: So just put New York and New Jersey only say
Speaker 1: second of all, I'm in New Jersey, so you'll rule
Speaker 1: about New York is unless you're so incompetent that you
Speaker 1: think New York and New Jersey. I fuck, it's the
Speaker 1: same thing that the Jets and Giants play in New Jersey,
Speaker 1: but then the New York Jets and Giants. So you
Speaker 1: know what. I'm Brooklyn guy, but don't fuck Overlook New Jersey.
Speaker 1: It's a big state. If you're gonna put catch up
Speaker 1: on my burger, you should have an option. But then yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just New York. Yeah no, man, they just wrote
Speaker 1: it off. They have a feeling without knowing statistics that
Speaker 1: New York and New Jersey are probably your two biggest
Speaker 1: states for white castle based on population, or at least
Speaker 1: near the top. Yeah, so offer catchup is an option
Speaker 1: or just put the fucking button there, or you know what,
Speaker 1: create an app called the New York white Castle app
Speaker 1: New York, New Jersey, white Castle state state. We usually
Speaker 1: do that, right, So they wrote back, well, that's why
Speaker 1: the boxes there you can you can put So they're
Speaker 1: not bending, they're they're pretty much they're saying, fuck you.
Speaker 1: We're not changing our app for you because one one
Speaker 1: fucking crazy loon from New Jersey decided to go off
Speaker 1: on us tonight. Yeah, that's it. Don't care. They wrote
Speaker 1: you off. They're a big corporation. They're looking down from
Speaker 1: theirs for right, only from New York. We're only gonna
Speaker 1: in convence New Yorkers. And here's the thing. If I
Speaker 1: if I want to save that as my special like
Speaker 1: on Taco Bell, I can save my customized burritos. So
Speaker 1: I want to order them again to already customize. Well,
Speaker 1: if I want to order my customized on Taco Bell,
Speaker 1: I gotta write and no catchup again, no catch up,
Speaker 1: no catch up. I shouldn't have do that. Save the
Speaker 1: box where I wrote no catchup? How about that? Nope,
Speaker 1: how about that? How about that? So take take a
Speaker 1: deep breath. Okay, breathe breathe deeply and scary. What what? No? Wow?
Speaker 1: I just can't believe how time is like flying by?
Speaker 1: You know, uh, I know you want. You wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about your tires from Mavis. No, no energy, you
Speaker 1: don't have the energy. No, because if you need some gas,
Speaker 1: why don't you swallow some white castles. That's right, you
Speaker 1: know what I'll talk about. By the way, I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna mention the name of the place, and now you have,
Speaker 1: so uh No, I'll do that now, I'll do that
Speaker 1: next episode. It's okay, um, I didn't want to talk
Speaker 1: about uh. I made a joke on the internet that
Speaker 1: the guy didn't get the joke, So I know scared.
Speaker 1: You don't watch The Falcon and the Winter Soldier on
Speaker 1: Disney Plus. It's a Marvel UH TV show based off
Speaker 1: of the movies the m c U the Marvel UH
Speaker 1: Cinematic Universe. Anyway, not a spoiler. Really, there's a new
Speaker 1: Captain America. Okay, not a spoiler. It's a big it's
Speaker 1: all over the place. It's part of the plot. It's
Speaker 1: not as a big surprise. It's teased in the first
Speaker 1: episode and it's in the second episode as a new guy,
Speaker 1: because if you saw the movies, you know Captain America
Speaker 1: is not fighting crime anymore. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 1: Not a spoiler, He's not fighting crime anymore. Okay, Right,
Speaker 1: So a lot of people don't like the new Captain America, who,
Speaker 1: by the way, is played by Kurt Russell and Goldiehorn's son, uh,
Speaker 1: which a lot of people don't know. Okay, Okay, So
Speaker 1: I saw I wanted to see if people like the
Speaker 1: New Captain America. I'm on Twitter and a guy wrote,
Speaker 1: I hate the New Captain America. No cap. No cap
Speaker 1: means it means old, not line, no exaggeration, no cap,
Speaker 1: but the way you know whether you know the for
Speaker 1: a second when no cap comes from, I do, yes.
Speaker 1: Let's people where it comes from. Uh cap competitions in
Speaker 1: Atlanta in the sixties, when people hold on, when people
Speaker 1: used to try to top each other, and they would
Speaker 1: they would try to cap each other because a cap
Speaker 1: is the top of your head, and a cap used
Speaker 1: to exaggerate, right, and so uh exaggerating was when you
Speaker 1: would like cap people like, oh yeah, I've got a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, I've got a million dollars. Your mother is
Speaker 1: so fat no, your mother's even fatter, and they would
Speaker 1: exaggerate each other. And so no cap means no exaggeration.
Speaker 1: Now it's funny you say that, because according to Urban Dictionary,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that at all, not even close. Then
Speaker 1: the sixties aren't even acknowledged. Um when somebody gets you know,
Speaker 1: Urban dictionaries a thousand definitions, but you seem to think
Speaker 1: yours as better. Well, I think that the one, the
Speaker 1: prevailing one for people under the age of sixty, is
Speaker 1: that if when you get grills your teeth, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, when you get grills, some people actually extract
Speaker 1: a tooth and put a gold tooth in, but other people,
Speaker 1: other people put a cap in because it's They put
Speaker 1: it over the tooth because it's removable, a removable gold tooth.
Speaker 1: So when you say no cap, that means no, I
Speaker 1: don't have caps. These are real are real gold teeth,
Speaker 1: my friend, That's not it. It's not it because if
Speaker 1: the explanation I gave you, I've seen in multiple places. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I've seen this in multiple places as well. Let's
Speaker 1: see of let's see what Google says. What does the
Speaker 1: expression no cap mean? See? Uh, okay, let's see what
Speaker 1: Let's see what what? What does it mean? A slang?
Speaker 1: Let you see what does it mean? No cap? Urban
Speaker 1: Dictionary the phrase originated hold on. Yeah, you're you're bypassing
Speaker 1: the ones that support my theory. Nope, nope, nope. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Here's a couple of people who might know. Let's see
Speaker 1: what they say. Hold on, I gotta play the ads
Speaker 1: six seconds. Hold on, let's hear they say, no cap. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go for a few more seconds. Um, you are watching?
Speaker 1: Is that what the kids? Is? That what the kids said?
Speaker 1: Let's listen to this. So what we're going to do
Speaker 1: is go through the Urban Dictionary to pick us a
Speaker 1: random slang that the kids are saying there on days.
Speaker 1: Wait for this no pound pound? Hell, let's see what pound?
Speaker 1: There's a no cap? This definition which is camping? Which
Speaker 1: is making fun of people? No, I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's definition which capping. I hate this words so much?
Speaker 1: Why do you hate it? That's a question. Capping. I'm
Speaker 1: familiar with this, are you? I hate those words so much?
Speaker 1: Happy people over use it? I mean, we already know
Speaker 1: what capping is like. Literally, it's just it's just shooting,
Speaker 1: no shooting. Yeah, I was talking about okay. I was like,
Speaker 1: this place has a whole show based off of this definition,
Speaker 1: which is camping, which is making fun of people. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's good shooting. They are
Speaker 1: saying that capping his lying like you lying, like you
Speaker 1: just tell that's not that's not the history, but what
Speaker 1: they find the history. I gotta fine, I gotta fine.
Speaker 1: Everybody go look it up. Wait a second, they didn't.
Speaker 1: Didn't explain it. There they were doing they were talking
Speaker 1: about capping. Oh no, let's see. I'm telling you. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you what the all right, you know whether it
Speaker 1: depends on well, I want to tell you my joke though,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll continue. Go for so, so the guy said,
Speaker 1: I hate the new Captain America no cap. Well, Captain
Speaker 1: Erica's nickname is cap, so I wrote back, no cap,
Speaker 1: he's no cap. Right. The guy didn't get it, gets
Speaker 1: a joke. No, I'm like, he's no, he's no cap,
Speaker 1: like for real, he's no cap. He's not the real
Speaker 1: Captain no cap, he's the fake one. No cap. Right,
Speaker 1: didn't understand it night and get it. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm going to submit my definition to the I'm today
Speaker 1: years old girl on TikTok Okay. Here's another website history
Speaker 1: lessons in the in the nineteen forties, according to Green's dictionaries,
Speaker 1: So the world didn't exist, things didn't hit, theories, expressions
Speaker 1: didn't start in the forties or twenties. Or Jesus. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: people quote Jesus all the time, just the slices. Look up,
Speaker 1: go to Urban Dictionary and look. Okay, and then you
Speaker 1: see the good idea. I hate Christians. The Bible was
Speaker 1: written two thousand years ago, that's before nineteen forty. So
Speaker 1: don't listen to it. According to scheme because the reasons
Speaker 1: because we're talking about a current day definition of something
Speaker 1: that just became popular again. So this is just just
Speaker 1: the no cap thing became popular in the last years,
Speaker 1: a couple of years. So it first appeared on Twitter
Speaker 1: in in two thousand twelve. Right, okay, and yeah, and
Speaker 1: what does it say? It says uh, it's a dictionary
Speaker 1: of According to the Dictionary of Slang, this addictionary slang
Speaker 1: to cap is evidence as evidence as slang meaning to surpass,
Speaker 1: connected to the ritualized insults of capping in the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1: These terms appear to be rooted in the sense of
Speaker 1: kappas or to top or upper limit, to over to
Speaker 1: to top with the last person said, So, no cap
Speaker 1: has the sense of no law, no joke for real
Speaker 1: or not bragging, nothing to do with teeth, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: Well if if you know and break a leg doesn't
Speaker 1: mean because you're in a cast. Everyone go to Urban
Speaker 1: Dictionary and typing no cap holds your horses means you're stable.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm saying. The reason why it was
Speaker 1: popularized recently was because of the reason that I said
Speaker 1: that I stated, and that's you know, that's whatever. All right,
Speaker 1: no cap, no cap, no cap? Alright, alright, you're on
Speaker 1: a point or what what are we doing here? Well,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about I got two things.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about the ungrateful father or
Speaker 1: the Amazon delivery guy who the five? I want to
Speaker 1: go and I want to No, no no, I want to
Speaker 1: go to the father. I want to talk about the
Speaker 1: ungrateful father. Okay, to me, By the way, it gets
Speaker 1: us away from customer service for just one week, that's fine.
Speaker 1: So do you remember my story about the homeless guy
Speaker 1: When I was walking home from dinner with some friends
Speaker 1: and we were planning on going out for like a
Speaker 1: number of hours. And I had I don't know, half
Speaker 1: a steak that I didn't eat with my hands. I
Speaker 1: had cut a piece off and it was fine. It
Speaker 1: was a good steak. It wasn't like you know, top
Speaker 1: of the line. Was a good steak and a few
Speaker 1: of us didn't want to carry the steaks all night.
Speaker 1: I think they were like four of us, two couples,
Speaker 1: three couples with six of us. And I see a
Speaker 1: homeless guy in Times Square and I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: rather than me walk around my steak dinner with my
Speaker 1: steak and a couple of us, I went over to
Speaker 1: the guy and I said, excuse me, so I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to bother you. I know it's cold. My friends and
Speaker 1: I were out for steak dinner and a couple of us,
Speaker 1: um really didn't need a lot of it there. You
Speaker 1: know that they're sanita. I promise, would you like a
Speaker 1: couple of nice steak tors? And he said, I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 1: I'm vegetarian. Okay, I think we've talked about this. I
Speaker 1: feel like I respect him from making a stand. But
Speaker 1: you know, in your current situation, you know, maybe take
Speaker 1: the steak. I don't often give away steaks. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so a similar thing happened. Uh this what's today? We're
Speaker 1: taking us on Wednesday? Al right, So this was Sunday.
Speaker 1: I'm at Whole Foods. I get out of my car
Speaker 1: and as a man with his daughter, and he's yelling about, hey,
Speaker 1: help my daughter out, Hey who wants to buy candy, cookies?
Speaker 1: My daughters raising money? Fight on a blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I hear, he didn't hear what it was. So he
Speaker 1: sees me walking into Excuse me, sir, how about my
Speaker 1: daughter with some buy some candies, cookies, whatever. Now I
Speaker 1: don't walk around with cash. I was going into Whole
Speaker 1: Foods to buy flowers does Monday? It was Monday. I
Speaker 1: went to my flowers to put on the table at home,
Speaker 1: and so I'm gonna go into one thing. So I
Speaker 1: go in the store. I'm in the store. I don't
Speaker 1: remember me. Twelve minutes I come back out. Excuse me, sorr,
Speaker 1: buy some. And now his daughter is a cute kid,
Speaker 1: maybe she's ten, you know, not speaking holding up the
Speaker 1: box of whatever, cookies, candy, whatever, And I said, uh, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, I'm the guy from like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: I still don't have any cash. Surprised you didn't ask
Speaker 1: you to venmo him on the spot right right, I
Speaker 1: don't know any cash. He's like, I am a dude,
Speaker 1: all right, he said, he my due, I'm a dude,
Speaker 1: no problem. I got you. I got you, I got you,
Speaker 1: And he what about you know, tracking that other people?
Speaker 1: So I get in my car and I pulled to
Speaker 1: the end of the parking lot with a red light,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, I feel bad the guys
Speaker 1: trying to help his daughter out. And although I feel
Speaker 1: like most kids should sell around girl Scout cookies, this
Speaker 1: guy's out in the parking lot on a Monday afternoon,
Speaker 1: trying his best to help his daughter. Whatever the charity was,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish I had some money for
Speaker 1: the guy. So I'm like, you know what, there's always
Speaker 1: money laying around somewhere. So I go on my armrest
Speaker 1: and I'm digging through. You know, you know, you shove
Speaker 1: everything in the armrest. I'm digging through and I find
Speaker 1: three single dollar bills. One of them is all mangled
Speaker 1: and it's it's got it's ripped, like you have to
Speaker 1: like folded over, folded over to flatten it out and
Speaker 1: then eventually tape it. But it's a dollar bill. It's
Speaker 1: still I said, you know what, I'm gonna go back.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back, and I'm gonna do the right
Speaker 1: thing here. I'm gonna make this guy's day because he
Speaker 1: probably thinks I'm some schmuck who lied to him about
Speaker 1: no money. So you made good. You made good. That's great.
Speaker 1: So I back up. I turned around. I parked in
Speaker 1: the same spot, which was open. I jumped out of
Speaker 1: the car with with the three dollars. I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: it looks at me. It's not sure. I don't think
Speaker 1: he recognized me, like you were doing the electric slide there.
Speaker 1: I backed up. I turned around, yeah, right foot left stop.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did he just go into a wedding dance?
Speaker 1: What's happening here? I turned I did cokey pokey uh,
Speaker 1: and then I turned myself around and I walked up
Speaker 1: to him. I said, excuse me, I'm the guy who
Speaker 1: had no money. He was oh, yeah, yea, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I said, listen, I just went through my arm rest.
Speaker 1: I found three dollars. I would like to buy whatever
Speaker 1: your daughter is selling. He was, Oh, that's that's great. Now.
Speaker 1: He wasn't really blown away, like oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: sir that. He was like, all right, good man, all
Speaker 1: right now. I wanted a better reaction. I didn't do
Speaker 1: it for the reaction, but I guess I thought he would.
Speaker 1: He would be like, oh my god, that's so nice
Speaker 1: of you. So I said to the girl, how much
Speaker 1: they'd like um, not Mrs Fields, the ones that are
Speaker 1: in all the vending machines. Spunk Meyer. Yeah, ohis spunk
Speaker 1: Meyer the cook What a shitty name for cooking or
Speaker 1: any any food item. No, no, trying to suck your
Speaker 1: own cookie? Okay, I tried to try to suck my
Speaker 1: own spunkyer. Okay. That always made me. That always made
Speaker 1: me laugh. And then I'm like, how is this company successful?
Speaker 1: And make like billions and that and talk about ironic.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's coincidence, but it could be the vending machines
Speaker 1: that would serve Mrs Freshly's cookies. Her name was Mrs Freshly.
Speaker 1: What this is everything but fresh What are you? What
Speaker 1: are you drinking over there with you with your spunk Meyer? Oh?
Speaker 1: I got that new soda. It's called jizz fizz. That's
Speaker 1: a bad name. Seriously, everybody spitting it out. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: ohtis spunk Meyer cookies, right, I said, oh, how much
Speaker 1: are the cookies? Because I've got three dollars. I'm freaking
Speaker 1: make up I could buy two. How much do you
Speaker 1: think the cookies? Was scary? Oh? Five dollars. Five dollars
Speaker 1: of these three right? So I said, oh man, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry. I want to have the three dollars. That's
Speaker 1: all I found on my arm rest. He says, I
Speaker 1: will take it. So he takes the three dollars, but
Speaker 1: he didn't give you any cookie. Hold on, no, no,
Speaker 1: So I gotta I got an oatmeal raisin cookie. The
Speaker 1: girl doesn't say thank you, sir. She's quiet. Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1: So he goes, hey, man, good looking out right? Okay?
Speaker 1: So uh he he tries to shake my hand, and I,
Speaker 1: in the pandemic world, you don't, right, So especially he
Speaker 1: has been like handling other people's money and everything. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta get in my elbow and he's
Speaker 1: like giving me the hand. So I sort of like
Speaker 1: did like a quick hand slap. So then I turned
Speaker 1: around and I'm feeling really good about myself. He goes,
Speaker 1: my man, he momn me, no joke. I go, what's up? Now?
Speaker 1: I figured he's gonna go, Hey, man, I was really
Speaker 1: really nice, right. Wouldn't you expect him to go like that?
Speaker 1: Was you actually back? You were already out of his clutches,
Speaker 1: you were already halfway down. You you could have like
Speaker 1: just started your car and just pulled the funk out
Speaker 1: of there. Right. I turned around. You got the music ready?
Speaker 1: Hold ready ahead. I turned around and he says, he's
Speaker 1: a man. Listen to take this dollar billback. It's all
Speaker 1: ripped up. I don't want it. I know what. I
Speaker 1: just drove all the way back. Now. I'm not saying this,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you scary. I went to my armrest, right,
Speaker 1: I find it three dollars, granted one was ripped up.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, you know what, it's ripped up.
Speaker 1: It'll prove it'll prove that this money was crumpled in
Speaker 1: my armrest because it's ripped. It couldn't be more perfect.
Speaker 1: It's the perfect scenario. He says, my man, I just
Speaker 1: take this back. I were good, And I said, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you can just it's since I'll the bill.
Speaker 1: You could tape it now I want it, but it's
Speaker 1: a dollar you wanted five your kids trying to make money.
Speaker 1: I go, so you're only getting two bucks for me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah, what you know he paid twenty cents
Speaker 1: for the cookies. He's making profit, crazy profit, because he
Speaker 1: was able to give you the third cookie for the
Speaker 1: two do listen. This is what's wrong in America. You
Speaker 1: are in the parking lot begging for money for me
Speaker 1: to buy your kids cookies at a at a twenty
Speaker 1: two things, just because it's tattered and crumpled and ripped
Speaker 1: up and and and sloppy and floppy by the way,
Speaker 1: like my peach, you know, by the way, that's a
Speaker 1: knife and four kind of dollar bill, Dad, damn roddy.
Speaker 1: It looked like someone took a night. You know what.
Speaker 1: You know what this dollar bill look like. It would
Speaker 1: be the kind of dollar bill that would be in
Speaker 1: like a seven minute documentary you'd watch in school of
Speaker 1: the person who throws the dollar bill away or and
Speaker 1: and and it gets ripped, it gets caught on the subway, great,
Speaker 1: and it rips and then it flying in the car
Speaker 1: runs over it. I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill,
Speaker 1: and then then a dog rips it, and then seven
Speaker 1: minute and then somebody picks it up and buys a
Speaker 1: lottery ticket and wins ten million dollars. That's what this
Speaker 1: is like, this poor dollar bill could have been something.
Speaker 1: He could have been like, you know what, kid, how
Speaker 1: much money do you make today? One dollars? Daddy? You
Speaker 1: know what, let's take that dollar s A hundred dollars
Speaker 1: isn't even number. Let's fill out of a ticket. I
Speaker 1: could have changed that man's life, in that little girl's
Speaker 1: life forever. But you know, I had a dollar in
Speaker 1: a dream, and he said, fuck it, take your rip
Speaker 1: desk dollar bill back, you son of a bitch, get
Speaker 1: back in your call out here. That is ungrateful. That
Speaker 1: is so ungrateful. I can't believe this, you know, I
Speaker 1: feel that he's a dollar bilitarian is what he is.
Speaker 1: He's currency is currency. It's like people that won't take
Speaker 1: two dollar bills because they're like that. They think that
Speaker 1: they're hello, this this is real American currency. It's worth
Speaker 1: two dollars. I don't care. I don't want it. I
Speaker 1: don't want we don't accept two dollar gave me back
Speaker 1: the dollar bill. You got you got, you got a
Speaker 1: bargain today that day broke I did. I got a dollar.
Speaker 1: But so so you know what I think. I still
Speaker 1: have the dollar bill, and is it legal a post
Speaker 1: I can post a picture of it, right yeah, So
Speaker 1: when you have it here, hold on, that's it right here? Man, goodness, careful, careful,
Speaker 1: you may you may rip it. Let me describe this.
Speaker 1: George Washington has stripped three quarters and half do the
Speaker 1: corners are all folded above George Washington's head. It's all
Speaker 1: mangled um and there may be no is not a
Speaker 1: not a piece of mister. You fold it. So what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna show you the dollar bill.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a picture of it crumbled and ripped up. Okay,
Speaker 1: and just you know, I'm not lying. The dollar bill
Speaker 1: ends in five eight four zero e. So that's so
Speaker 1: he'll see. He'll see it when I post it. And
Speaker 1: I'll tape it up and post that picture as well,
Speaker 1: and you'll see the man who said no to a dollar.
Speaker 1: And again, Bill Gates, I get it. He's he's got
Speaker 1: enough money. Jeff Bezos got enough money. This guy he
Speaker 1: probably should have taken a dollar. He probably should have brodie.
Speaker 1: But you know what, maybe maybe he's skeeveed you and
Speaker 1: he's he looked at you because maybe this guy is
Speaker 1: gonna give me COVID through his shouldn't be shaking my hand?
Speaker 1: Then how about that? You know what he just gave
Speaker 1: this little girl who he's trying to teach him the
Speaker 1: value of capitalism and charity. He's like, you know what, kid,
Speaker 1: the dollar bill has done good shape. Just I need
Speaker 1: to leave that. I need to believe that this guy's
Speaker 1: what then does this guy do with his spare time
Speaker 1: in his basement? He probably wiped his ask with this thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking this. Yeah, and and and it looks
Speaker 1: like you look shredded. The bill look like you blew
Speaker 1: your nose with it, like I'm not taking it. Disgusting. Listen,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. First of all, uh, the Morning Show,
Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Big Show, the whole thing. We are
Speaker 1: on vacation all of next week, week of April five,
Speaker 1: So I want to let y'all know that the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys are going to be releasing an episode next week,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna get a bonus Brooklyn Boys. It was
Speaker 1: an unscheduled Brooklyn Boys. We weren't supposed to do a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys episode, but we're gonna find the time and
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. And I'm gonna the next day,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the Bahamas and get out of here.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you about that more on Monday. We
Speaker 1: want Yeah, we have some things. We have some tricks
Speaker 1: up our sleeve. UM. Also want to mention while we're
Speaker 1: on this, uh, is please support our merch store. We
Speaker 1: could use your help in paying back for all the
Speaker 1: merch that we've the money we've laid out. Okay, can
Speaker 1: I tell you I'm in trouble at home. We have
Speaker 1: ten we have ten items for sale. We went fucking
Speaker 1: designed crazy and then we still have more ideas, but
Speaker 1: yeah we do, but our publisher designers like yo, yo yo,
Speaker 1: we gotta stop the press is. No more new ideas,
Speaker 1: no more new anything in shapes and things until we
Speaker 1: get rid of what we have here, which you guys
Speaker 1: are in a mountain of ship for well, I'm in
Speaker 1: trouble at home. Uh. And then I want to I
Speaker 1: just want to give props to the people that actually
Speaker 1: bought the merch recently. UM, I'll tell you why I'm
Speaker 1: in trouble. You know, I mean, I'm a little I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit of a horder. I like to collect things.
Speaker 1: And so you know, how often in life do you
Speaker 1: get merchandise with your name on it, with your podcast
Speaker 1: on it? Right? And so you also know me, I
Speaker 1: tend to get like you know, because I eat my
Speaker 1: pizza with my hands, I get like grease spots sometimes times, right,
Speaker 1: I suddenly get some stains that don't come out and
Speaker 1: don't tweet me. With chemical solutions and spray and wash,
Speaker 1: I use all that, but every once in a while,
Speaker 1: you know you're staying your shirt. You can't get stained
Speaker 1: out right, So and then you you ruin your shirt.
Speaker 1: You don't have the shirt anymore. Because ruined. You just
Speaker 1: went around the house. So I went and I you know,
Speaker 1: we had a discount because it's our merchandise. We still
Speaker 1: gotta paid for it. And so I bought two of everything.
Speaker 1: I got two water bottles, two hats two. I got
Speaker 1: two of each. Sweatshirt, I got two of each. You
Speaker 1: want to talk about eating our profits, but I bought them.
Speaker 1: I brought them at a little of a cost. So
Speaker 1: it's I got I got him a cost right plus
Speaker 1: the shipping and and so we didn't lose any money.
Speaker 1: I paid what what it costs to make them, but
Speaker 1: I started pay for them right because once once we
Speaker 1: we paid for the shirts, I then had to buy
Speaker 1: them back. So what the point is? I got a
Speaker 1: big box of shirts come in and it's sitting in
Speaker 1: my living room because I don't know if draw space
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. And my wife's like, we can put
Speaker 1: all that stuff? And why does it look like you
Speaker 1: have two of everything? I said, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: bought two in case the first one gets ruined. She
Speaker 1: looked at me like, you asshole. Yeah you you bought
Speaker 1: you you could have sold those shirts. You've got a
Speaker 1: second shirt in case the first just in case, just
Speaker 1: in case shirt set. I had to get set for
Speaker 1: the attic. So if I haven't like when someday when
Speaker 1: I'm eight, I look back and had a Slice for
Speaker 1: Life shirt. Ye, so so yes. If if you haven't
Speaker 1: seen the new Merch Store, this is like a merch
Speaker 1: store on steroids. If somebody find it, where would you?
Speaker 1: I looked everywhere, Scary, I can't find the boys merch
Speaker 1: go to open up a search engine and type in
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com or you can
Speaker 1: put it right in the browser and whether the U
Speaker 1: R L is yeah, Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: And by the way, we we we Instagram posted all
Speaker 1: the time you swipe up, you just swipe up, and
Speaker 1: Cartel is spelt c A r T e L. Like
Speaker 1: Katie Maria, she had to the classic Brooklyn Boys shirt
Speaker 1: with the circle logo. She took a picture and by
Speaker 1: the way, we encourage this take pictures in famous places,
Speaker 1: in different locales around the country and around the world
Speaker 1: with like the structure that she took a picture with
Speaker 1: the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile, which, by the way, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That is fucking amazing. She's the actual physical one. And
Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell you something, if I had that,
Speaker 1: I mean, we wouldn't have had the scr own deco's right.
Speaker 1: Mandy Mill on Twitter said, it's a hat sort of day.
Speaker 1: Love it. She's wearing the Scary Jones special f you
Speaker 1: a seventy because it also doubles as a very inconspicuous college,
Speaker 1: you know, and she's got a face on. She's making
Speaker 1: like the seven. She's got the face shout out to
Speaker 1: ex Crystal e X. She's got the slogan shirt she
Speaker 1: posted on her instant story The Real kick Low. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he has any money to live. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he has a house at this point
Speaker 1: because he's trying to outspend Davisito. Because he's got now
Speaker 1: the red hoodie with the Pepperoni pizza. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. I've got I've got two of those,
Speaker 1: if an extra one. Omar Omar posted up his picture
Speaker 1: in the Brooklyn Boys Slice for Life shirt that said boosted, Waddy,
Speaker 1: snug and comfy fit. Uh let's see oh ms Trish
Speaker 1: rocking the Brooklyn Boys podcast hat. I gotta give her props.
Speaker 1: The Real kick Low also sporting the logos these the
Speaker 1: slang shirt. He bought one of almost one of everything
Speaker 1: justin campany bought four items amazing. Uh, Murray LEXI she
Speaker 1: got the Brooklyn Boys Pepperoni pizza podcast. Jane Vic Okay,
Speaker 1: you know I wanna talk about I always say if
Speaker 1: you go to a base a game and you wear
Speaker 1: the hat and the jersey and anything else, you're not
Speaker 1: a fan. You're on the team. Yeah, Janovic, maybe on
Speaker 1: the team because he posted on the team. Plus he
Speaker 1: actually put on a mask too, Right, he's got the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys mask, the Brooklyn Boys hat and the Slice
Speaker 1: for Life hoodie. You can't, I mean, you know, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna you can't? You know you can't. What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do that? So there's that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so so please, if you haven't even seen the merch store,
Speaker 1: at least go take a look. We're not even asking
Speaker 1: you to buy. Just go take a look. Look, take
Speaker 1: a look, see what's see what we got to offer
Speaker 1: and all those other stuff. All the old stuff is
Speaker 1: back in stock in all sizes now too, which is
Speaker 1: important except the classic white, the first one that's your first,
Speaker 1: first edition, that's gone. Whatever the left is what's what's
Speaker 1: left is what's left? Somebody you know's so funny, you know,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. Party someone email me on the side
Speaker 1: the d M me I think it was I saw it,
Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, man, um, I really really, I
Speaker 1: really you want to get my hands on that original
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys shirt with the with the six color logo
Speaker 1: and the one you know and in the orange. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I guess your size is
Speaker 1: sold out. He goes yeah, He goes yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: small and I went to go check and I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, small, it's the one size we still
Speaker 1: have in that. Oh hey, by the way, I want
Speaker 1: to ask you a question. You know my Walkers and
Speaker 1: Talkers podcast, Yeah, highly popular, very successful. So I've been
Speaker 1: talking to our guy, our guy at at the MK designs,
Speaker 1: our guy, Matt Matt, and I was talking about maybe
Speaker 1: doing a an eight color Walkers and Talkers logo T shirt. Huh.
Speaker 1: I think that because there's so many colors, you gotta
Speaker 1: put it through the big printing machine like eight times.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go through a longer. You're not gonna get
Speaker 1: sued by the Walking Dead for copyright infringement, are you?
Speaker 1: There's no Walking Dead logo. We have our own logo.
Speaker 1: You're saying my podcast out right, that is a that
Speaker 1: is a owned property that I registered that It's okay, alright,
Speaker 1: our logo. So here's the thing. Because it's such there's
Speaker 1: so many colors in our logo and it's so long
Speaker 1: to print, they're only gonna sell like only gonna order
Speaker 1: like twelve at a time. So like I we'll take
Speaker 1: the orders and it'll make twelve and then if twelve
Speaker 1: people like it, will make twelve more Right. Here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: I I don't really want to pay to create our
Speaker 1: website just for the one shirt. Yeah, so I was wondering,
Speaker 1: Buddy Palamine, if you'd be cool if it, if it happens,
Speaker 1: which it may not happen for like a month or so,
Speaker 1: just do we sell the twelve shirts or so if
Speaker 1: we could piggyback up on the Brooklyn Boys website. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Doesn't seem like a problem. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's no problem because if I ever decided to do
Speaker 1: a speaking volumes, Um, no, that's not gonna happen. I
Speaker 1: would expect the same thing. Yeah, maybe we'll talk about
Speaker 1: that now. We would be we're gonna make this sign
Speaker 1: of Elvis Duran podcast doesn't mean to be by the way,
Speaker 1: it doesn't need to be. It really doesn't what we're
Speaker 1: cousins though it doesn't Madison Walkers, it's my, it's my
Speaker 1: it's my other property. Brody and talking your other property,
Speaker 1: but your other properties like it. Exchange students like from
Speaker 1: from Europe coming in to live with you doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it's not family. Then you know what, then I might
Speaker 1: have to deny, deny access. I'm gonna I'm gonna deny entry.
Speaker 1: That's fair to that conversation. So here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: I will promote the website and in turn on Walkers
Speaker 1: by promoting the Brooklyn Boys dot Big hotail dot com.
Speaker 1: We'll sell some Brooklyn Boys shirts also, right, So it's
Speaker 1: extra exposure, and I will sell some on my podcast
Speaker 1: as well, which is visual. I can hold the shirts
Speaker 1: up on my other podcast. Very nice. It's a video.
Speaker 1: It's a video. Your co host could wear them too. Yes,
Speaker 1: she can inside extra small and she will stop that. No,
Speaker 1: that's on her. She'll sell to tank tops. What said
Speaker 1: tank No? No, no. By the way, wait until next
Speaker 1: week when I tell you about your simper Scamboni. Scamboni
Speaker 1: is a word we use b Boys, Broken, Brookland Boys,
Speaker 1: brockla