WEBVTT - #169: Fork You, Skeery! 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:08.360 Start up, start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:16.600 start up. They're making noise, dat up up. Episode one, 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:24.919 sixty nine, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. To sin someone had 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.680 to say it to sixty nine would be four people 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:31.560 not to right, or do it twice once one way 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.400 and then flip over to the other way. That will 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.879 be a hundred thirty eight. That's a lot. It's a lot. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:41.239 Already tired. I got a nap. Oh my god, you're 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.519 filthy mind, David Brodie. What I didn't You're the one. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:44.879 I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm just 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.080 making up words. Do you know that you were the 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.920 one who made us name episode sixty nine of the 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:56.160 Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I know I said it was joke 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.400 here or something, or or is it sixty eight? And 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.200 episodes sixty eight you said, oh let's make it you mallow, 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.760 you one with one right, and then sixty nine was 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.120 in sweat joke here or something. I don't know. Yeah, 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.480 I mean, you're the one with filthy, filthy brain. I 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.320 just try to entertain you. I just knew you'd find 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.040 it funny. I mean, I'm appalled. Set to sixty nine 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.560 right now, No, that's you dude, that's you. Every studio 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.119 in at Z one hundred where we work, every time 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.399 I'm in your car, you always said having in sixty 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.240 it can be degrees out or a hundred degrees out. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:34.080 It is me. Now it's you. I came up with 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.560 the title. I know you appreciate it. You know, how 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.280 about how about Drake Andre We talking about Drake and 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.920 the Rihanna song What's My Name? You know? He says 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.679 he does like a word. He does some word play 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.000 in the beginning of the song and it's not beeped 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.680 out by the way he says. He says, the square 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:54.480 root is sixty nine is eight something and I'm just 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.360 trying to work it out. Yeah, but wait, but wait, 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.560 hold on, so the square let's analyze that the square 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:04.480 sixty nine is eight something like it's it's eight something 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:09.000 something eight a t e. I ate something because it's brilliant. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:12.120 It's about was. That's a genius annotation right there, but 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.400 much more clever than the Ariana Grandet thirty five thirty 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:19.079 thirty five because thirty four plus thirty five equals you 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:23.240 gotta explain that to everybody. Actually, yes, I have to 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.400 spell it. The slices know that thirty four plus thirty five. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:30.400 Don't don't assume, man, Wow, don't assume. You know, there's 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:31.880 a lot of slice out there that have no clue. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:33.840 Do you know? Didn't yell? Didn't know from our morning show. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.239 She was just like, I just found out today that 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:42.880 thirty four the reason today years old that day they're 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.720 people listening to this right now that having a mind 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:49.360 blown moment they were today years old. They found out 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.440 that in the song thirty thirty five, you know what 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.920 I have to give I have to give them a pass. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:57.359 She's talking about sixty nine people because she mumbles, she 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.840 that's also, by the way, how I think she gets 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.240 away with being filthy in her music and and not 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.800 being s She's gonna leave her back door open. You know, 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.800 I get getting to seep out when I'm riding it. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.119 Come on, she talks about, you know, she was riding 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.040 the surfboard. She was, you know, trying not to say it. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:18.520 She says, come inside it hit it like a side chick. Yeah. Wow, 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:22.240 She's like, read you know, everyone, I missed a grande 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.240 on Nickelodeon. I gotta say because salmon cat, I missed 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.960 the salmon cat. Uh. I grand Do yourselves a favor 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.760 and pull up the lyrics and analyze them. There's gonna 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:36.800 be a few of those them. Fear of those moments 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.640 in there that you're gonna be holy sh it. I 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.520 don't by I can't believe she's saying that, I'll go 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.480 home to your spouse and go, hey, let's let's play 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.000 um act out the lyrics. But I don't know what song. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.080 I don't know um the Ariana Grande song. What is that? 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:58.640 Positions shut you in, the positions for you? Yes, plus 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.560 thirty five. Right, that's the one. She gargles her way 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.920 through everything and rumbles it and she finds a way 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.800 around the sensors. The Van Halen album Oh You eight 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:13.480 one two, yeah one. You know. Meanwhile, we're censoring out 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.200 the word weed. We we've had this controversy on the 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.920 Big Show. Yeah that justin Bieber Show. Every day that 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:22.640 goes by, we look more and more foolish because it's everywhere. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:24.880 It's on TikTok, it's everywhere with the word weed. And 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:28.400 and then here's the big problems. The problem is Elvis 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:32.720 has decided that on our morning show locally on Z one, 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.240 we're playing the version that has weed in it. Right, 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.599 We we got the version that's not our morning show 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.760 our The problem is we're on a d radio stations 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.840 around the country, and we've talked about this. It's not 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:47.080 a secret. Every one of us stations plays their own music. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.280 So when we go to commercial at the end of 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:53.680 the commercials here, that FM radio station is in charge 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.080 of playing the inserting the right. There's a lot of 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.279 reasons for that. I'm gonna bore you with that now, 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.200 but thing a whole other thing. So when you say 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.320 I thought you guys fixed it, I'm hearing it beaped. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.039 That's because your station is still playing the beeped version, 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:10.360 and the only people hearing it unbeaped is York. Now. 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.880 You could listen on is even hundred New York's channel 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.080 and I heart radio and hear it if it means 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.919 that much to you, or you can just go weed 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.520 weed and if people don't know it. The song is 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:24.640 I Get My Weed from California. Oh yes, what's the line, 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:28.839 I get my Weed from California? Is that it? What's 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:33.760 the next line? No, it's that's I don't know before 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:37.360 it's get my Peaches out in Georgia. Oh yeah, I 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.600 wanted you to sing it. I get my peaches out 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:45.239 in Georgia, down in Georgia, get my weed from California. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:49.240 It's like Brodian Bieber this podcast. But people are so 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.119 used to hearing you, even on TikTok with the word weed. 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:56.080 It just sounds so childish. Oh, we have to block 0:05:56.160 --> 0:06:00.880 it out. Well, it's not just tick talckets everywhere you 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:05.240 listen to music. Although somebody texted in this week and said, hey, 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:09.440 I'm on Spotify and they're playing the beep version, and 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:13.039 I said, they're not playing anything. You selected the clean version. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.159 You did, and not only that, not only that. You know, 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:20.200 kids Bop is notorious for just changing lyrics altogether. Their 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:24.800 version says weed. No, no, no, it doesn't. I'm wondering 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.800 what their version says if they've come out with a 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.279 song yet, and what will it be. Let's predict it. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.320 I got my son, I got my son, and I 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.479 got I got my peaches down in Georgia. I got 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.359 my tan in California. I got something like that. I 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.599 got my I got my avocado. Doesn't fit. Yeah, I 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.200 got a tan in California. Probably That's what I'm going with. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.680 I got my tan in California. No, I don't say. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:46.920 I don't think it's gonna be that. I think it's 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.839 gonna be um. I got my um something that sounds 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.039 like weed, because they do that a lot of wordplay. 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:59.880 I got my meat, No we we've I got my weave. No, 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:07.120 definitely not um. I got my cheese. I got my 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.840 wheel Monterey Jack cheese. I got I got my wheels 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:14.160 out at like like my car. Those kids aren't driving 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:19.680 at twelve. It's kids Bob driving a car. I got 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.480 my tan and cat tan's not gonna work. Well, I 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.440 got some sun in California. It doesn't. It doesn't. The 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.880 didn't always change into a rhyme. They try. Now they try, 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.120 they're gonna stick with the sound. I got some seeds, 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:36.840 like some sunflower seeds. No, no, I saw some beas 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:41.560 in California. I got my teeth out in California. I 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:48.040 ate some peas. It's cheese peas. Come on. I got 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.840 my skis out in California. But Dwayne reed, in California, 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.840 there are in California. Well that's why you'd be like, 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.240 that doesn't make any sense. But you're like, oh, it's 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.720 supposed to be weed. Then Dwayne Wheed will become. I 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.160 get my cheese from Cali, Fornia. I said that, are 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:05.240 you listening to this podcast? Cheese cheese? I said, Monterey Jack. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.280 I got my cheese out in California, not known for 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.280 not known for cheese. No, but that's where Monterey Jack 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.240 comes from. No skiing out there, so that's out. No, 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:18.200 that's not true. You can ski in California. I got 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.480 some skis and I got jet skis in California. How 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.640 about that? I got jet skis. My dog got fleas 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.400 in California. How about that? That doesn't make sense to 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.360 California's fleas everywhere. I like jet skis. I got jet 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.280 skis in Cala. But it's gonna be slurred. Do be 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:35.720 like you're not gonna understand. They're saying, all right, well, 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.880 we'll see what happens, and when that song does come out, 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.080 let us know. I saw Drew Brees in Cala. Are 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.040 you thinking that? You know what originally drafted by the 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.320 San Diego Chargers, played his first five years there. Maybe 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.240 he went out for a vacation. I was retired. I 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:52.960 saw Drew Brees in California. How about that? Lou Reid's 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.960 dead right, unless unless they're like years ago they saw 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.160 him when they were two. I saw Lou reading I 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:03.880 wouldn't make sense. Yeah, you can't freeze in California. You can. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:06.800 There's mountains that they have all climate in California known 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.120 for it. They're not known for it. What about like tasty, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.199 like a brain freeze. I got brain freeze in California. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:16.920 You can do that. I got brain freeze. You scream 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:21.160 on the pier. That could happen well anyway. By the way, 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.640 this is proof again that the Brooklyn Boys do not 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:28.200 plan the show. Is absolutely proof we did not plan it. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.719 Do you think we sat around saying, you know what, 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.400 broody make sure that in the third minute we go 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:37.160 into this, this whole riff on Justin Bieber's song. So 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.280 here's what I would say, slices. If you have a 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.719 better line for the kids Bop song, or if you 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.000 liked one of the ones we've selected, tweet us. And 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.800 by the way, don't tweet at Brooklyn Boys thinking that's scary, 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.800 because you still need to tweet at Scary Jones because 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.319 because if I reply all, I'm not replying to Scary. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.640 Sometimes it's just doing it behind my back. Though so 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.439 that's good. Well, no, no, if you're bashing Scary, I'm 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.719 all about that. Son. You just David Brodie at the 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:04.480 Brooklyn Boys. That's fine. Feel free. A lot of people do. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.480 In fact, a lot of a lot of people on Twitter. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.440 We're poking funded some of some things. But I do 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:14.880 want to give props to Troy Underscore Renner, who tweeted, 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:18.040 I'm out delivering pizza and I think Scary Jones is 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.600 in front of me, hashtag boogie bastard. He put a 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:26.680 picture of Mercedes SUV with the license plate Bougie one. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.800 That's right after we talked about how you're a boogie bastard. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:33.800 Also shout out to everybody who used the hashtagogie bard. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.400 You know it's so funny though, Who would get that 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:40.320 license plate? I mean it's called no, I wouldn't. This 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:44.640 is someone calling out themselves. They paid extra money to 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:51.560 have a vanity plate that says bougie one, right, so somebody, 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.480 I mean, is that something to be proud of? Their 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:57.920 waiving the bougie flag? They know it. It's someone bought 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.720 that for them. They actually took time out to say 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.920 I don't want my regular numbers and letters license plate anymore. 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:11.320 I want this on my car all day. Right, Oh, 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.880 I got it, I got it. I got Bougie in California. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:20.359 How that bogie in California? But anyway, this was um, 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.120 this is a Pennsylvania license plate, Bougie one. I'd like 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.559 to know the driver of that car. I think you do. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.800 My guess is you do. My guess is when you 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.920 go out with your boys in Hoboken, New Jersey, then 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:37.240 he's actually want to have I was Hoboken. Can I 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.360 say this? You came through Hoboken? Did you? Did you 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.480 stop in Hoboken or you just drove through? Okay, So 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.160 my wife and two of my kids went out to 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.920 dinner on Saturday in Manhattan, a first Manhattan dinner since 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:54.640 the pandemic started. We went to rules in a classic 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:59.880 unbelievable restaurant by the way, which my wife's birthdays early 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:03.840 in the year, and they were closed. So they just 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.840 they closed for I don't know, business was slow whatever, 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:10.640 and so New York doubled the occupancy from and we've 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:14.360 got a reservation immediately and we went Saturday night. Uh 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:20.959 so many outdoor uh structures being built with lights. Unbelievable. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.400 How pretty there are there's um, there's one on on 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:29.040 sixth Avenue something to verna to Greek restaurant and they 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.040 have they built uh, I guess it's permanent now, but 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:35.800 an outdoor structure that's open on one side like an 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.720 extra room on the end of the restaurant. And it's 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.680 got trees and uh and the walls are made of 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:46.600 white birch wood like like tree limbs. Unbelievable, you know, 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.480 lots of verna something like that. Really, anyway, we went 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.720 through ols, went to dinner, had a great time. Everything 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:53.640 on the menu, by the way that we had no 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.560 changes necessary. We all had uh steak all pov which 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:01.240 is peppercorn sauce. We all peppercorn sauce on the steak, 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:05.360 all four steaks cooke perfectly served with French fries and 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:09.800 guess what else? Nothing? You know. I'm surprised though, because 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:14.280 that is that is the type of restaurant that you 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:18.400 might call out in another you know, as being bougie 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.480 because I've seen because it's it's even though it's because 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.800 because it has French undertones. Now it is not a 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:26.319 bougie French restaurant. It's not. I don't want to give 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:29.520 the wrong idea at all. It's not isn't a French name? 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.280 And is it? Maybe? And I think in this case 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.880 it is the way it's spelled. In this case e 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.439 r a u l is no, it's r a No, 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.880 it's r a O l oh l. That's right. Yeah, 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.600 you're right, maybe so. But it's the kind of place 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:49.680 that that upon first, you know, a site unseen without 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.640 knowing what they do there can be you know, can 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.480 be considered bougie. But truth to be told, that is 0:13:56.520 --> 0:14:00.480 a classic restaurant um that is that the Soho area 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.720 of Manhattan was built around. I mean, that place has 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.520 been there for eons and great you know, back in 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.400 the day when I was trying to you know, date, 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.679 you know, back in my early twenties, and I asked 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.240 the Elvis thirty years ago dinner advice, you know, back 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.839 in the day, and I said, hey, man, where should 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.840 I go for great dinner? He goes, you know, what's awesome? 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.280 And it was back then the answers rules. The answer 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.960 is still rules. It's very casual, you know, me with 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:30.240 precautions right now. Inside although we didn't eat inside, every 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:34.240 table had plexiglass on both sides. Yeah, no, they do 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:38.000 it right. But they had a fortune teller upstairs. She 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.960 was at a little table in a corner with plexiglass, 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.760 like you were going to a bank, like a bank teller, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.520 and she went she read the tyroll cards under the 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.240 ledge of the it was. It was just everybody who 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.760 was really hearable. Yeah, it's here where I'm gonna lose 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:56.040 the slices though um raouls is also I'm gonna I'm 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.400 gonna paint the wrong picture of the place rules the 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:02.720 place that I first tried as cargo. Really, yes, I was. 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:07.080 I hate as cargo obviously, snails coach in butter by 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.360 the way, they're in these little ramikins with like butter garlic. Okay, 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.640 so so I I've always avoided them my entire life. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:17.080 And and someone said, look, you know when in Rome, 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.840 meaning like ego, if you really want to try snails 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:25.240 or rest car for the first time, do it at 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:27.880 a place that's authentically French. And this place is a 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.920 French bras. You don't want to have like mixed snails 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:35.320 right right to drive through right, or snail's palm at 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:43.560 an Italian place. So that means so anyway, so say, 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.680 speaking of palm, I hate to interrupt. You know, the 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.160 Mets traded for Francisco Lindor from the Cleveland Indians, just 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.000 so you know who he is. How's that going? By 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.720 the way they closer in their negotiations. I'm gonna get 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.480 into that later. He's one of the best shot stops 0:15:55.480 --> 0:16:00.080 in baseball. I'm sorry, Cleveland, I'm sorry. Anyway, he signed 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.360 for this year not to get to sports e but 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.160 the Mets want to sign him long term so that 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.360 he doesn't go to free agency next year. Then I 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.120 have to compete with other teams, right, So the owner, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.720 Steve Cohen, took him to dinner a couple of nights 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.360 ago to schmooze him over. He had Italian boys, Steve 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.080 Cohen try and he took Francisco. You know what to 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.840 had for dinner? You know what, Francisco Lindor my guy 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:27.320 wolf for dinner. Nope, chicken parm, chicken palm. So now 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.720 you gotta sign him, give him whatever he wants. You 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.840 go to chicken palm. So I just wanted to say, 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:36.280 and he's not Italian, so yeah, so that was just yeah, 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:39.720 just a pre yes, so about about okay? So they 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.240 go let me follow up on my story. Speaking of 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.120 classic restaurants, you reminded me. I was at my mom's 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:50.640 house last weekend and she's a big fan of action movies. 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.040 So she says, you know, I said, what do you 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.720 want to watch? Mom? Because we have all the streaming 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.240 services there, I know, I log in uh for so 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:59.520 we can watch together. And then she pays for a 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.360 few of them too, and she says, you know what, 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.560 I've seen john Wick and I've seen john Wick three, 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.800 but I haven't seen john Wick two. That it hasn't 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.600 been on television, right. She tends to watch them when 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.960 they're on cable, like she'll take them that, you know, 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.600 record them on our DVR. I said, well, she's why 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.119 don't we watch it? I said, why, I didn't really 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.080 watch put one, you know, the first one. She says, well, 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.000 I'll explain to you a little bit what happened in 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.120 one without ruining anything in the first one. Rather not one, 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.440 but in the first one, and we'll watch number two. 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.800 It's all right as long as you say, I can 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.120 get away with it. So we watched john Wick two 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.920 and he drives a lot of really cool a couple 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.439 of really cool muscle cars, like from the ear of 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.800 cars I love, and I got very upset because they 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.720 crushed a couple of them. They damaged the cars, and 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.880 I felt bad for the cars. But that's not why 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.159 I'm bringing it up. Uh, there's a location in the 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.680 movie that he goes to. It's supposed to be UM. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:57.119 So he plays an assassin who's part of this no 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:03.520 spoilers UM, an elite global organization that has very strict rules. Okay, 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.760 what are the rules is you can't kill anybody on 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:11.120 the grounds of the Continental Hotel. That's where the headquarters is. Right, 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.520 So they show him a couple of times walking up 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.400 to the front of the Continental Hotel, and then once 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.280 he goes in, he's in the lobby of a hotel. Well, 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:25.639 the front of the hotel is Delmonico's Steakhouse restaurant where 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.399 we had our free steak dinner with the oldest restaurant 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.680 in New York. They faked the facade, used the front 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:35.440 of the steakhouse as the hotel. Okay, what does that 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:37.720 have to do with this cargo. It has to do 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:40.040 with restaurants. We're talking about the whole time restaurants. I 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:44.040 wasn't right, but and I and I wanted to mention it. 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:50.040 Then you went into your snail talk talk slowly, we're 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.479 still on the first topic that we wanted to talk. Okay, 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:54.240 well I never talked about Hoboken. I still want to 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.080 talk about all right, we'll get there. Were you know 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:00.119 your first time listening that you gotta just hold on, 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.119 strap in because we we take all these turns. But 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:06.160 I wanted to encourage people to try something new. If 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:11.440 they have a chance to eat snails at a great restaurant, eat, 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:16.080 do it. Do it, Brody, I want to, I want, 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:20.080 I want. I'll tell you what I'm gonna take you out. 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:23.800 Hold on, we're gonna have We're not gonna do it. 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:27.560 We're gonna have s cargo appetizer because Brody not eating. 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:35.000 No they want no, there's no shells what we're talking about. No, no, no. See, 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:37.720 this is why this is why you suck. You gotta 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:41.879 open your mind out how many times you had sail five? Five? Okay, 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:43.600 they were all at French they were all at French 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:46.160 style restaurants. So we were talking about Raoul's the place 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:48.800 you and your family went, and you guys bypassed their 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:52.359 signature appetizer, which is right, which is snails. No, we 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:55.160 had a little fritters, some kind of clam fritter. That's 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:59.560 not their signature. It's what they do best. Tastes, tastes 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:03.040 like girl lucky buttering. Goodness. Okay, how many years ago 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:06.000 did you have first try snails? Five years ago? I 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:08.240 waited my whole like, the point is no, no, So 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.280 you eat them once a year, that doesn't tell me 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.159 they're fantastic, because because how often do I go to 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.640 a French brass or something's food once a week? Why 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:19.240 it's fantastic. Didn't listen to what I said. I said, 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:21.600 if you go to a place where that's his signature 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.280 and that's what they do, right, then you get that. 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:26.600 You lean into it. So I want to eat something 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:28.040 that I have to go to a special place that 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:29.840 they could fake it and make it just right so 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:33.040 I might find it edible. Nope, it's such a delicacy. 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:36.240 It's something I avoided for forty something years of my life. 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.800 And now here I am, I'm preaching to the choir 0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:44.440 of s car Goes. I am and a friend if 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:46.840 we order the appetizer, for me to say, you know what, 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.679 you enjoy them so much? My friend? You have them 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:54.639 I'm gonna have the The part of part of the 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:58.080 reason you claim you want this steak dinner and it 0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:01.360 doesn't exist, and it's not it's not valid in any format, 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:05.440 is because it's it's it's two men hanging out breaking 0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:09.920 bread their friends, steak and potatoes, American food and experim 0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:14.080 and experiencing things together. Broke chicken palm by the way, 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.080 as American. And I know Chinese food is an American, 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:20.320 but American Chinese have no you have no give you no, 0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:24.840 give you need this. You're super If Joe Mobster right 0:21:24.880 --> 0:21:26.560 now is agreeing with me because he eats the same 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.320 little he's also a plane Jane. This is what he's 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:34.240 He's a plane joke Mobster. I love him. But you 0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:38.600 know what you're talking about. You're talking about, you know, 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:43.000 getting giving up the point. You know, the steak of potatoes, 0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:45.720 Guy and Tenians is steak and potatoes. I'm going on 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:48.520 the record right now, Boogie bastard. I'm going on the 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:51.359 record right now saying I will deliver you a steak 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:53.520 or pood dinner. We'll go back to our uls. You 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.439 and I. You just just gushed about how great that 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.760 place is and how everything was perfect. But that's not 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:03.119 a steakhouse. What it's a great, great steak But I 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:04.760 want to go to a steakhouse where the where the 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:07.919 waiters are snobby and and they have potatoes or grotten. 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:10.119 I got French fries with my steak. I want the 0:22:10.119 --> 0:22:15.240 full steakhouse experience. I want potatoes. Now, MEA isn't even 0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:17.600 good enough for a steak dinner. Baker steak dinner. That's 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.600 a dinner where I might own a steak. I want steakhouse. 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:25.960