WEBVTT - Insurance - 08.31.26

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<v Speaker 1>Right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call nephew what you got all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right you know what we gotta get some insurance that's

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<v Speaker 2>what we gotta get we gotta get some insurance but

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<v Speaker 2>now ladies i'm gonna ask you what kind of insurance

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<v Speaker 2>you think tommy looking for today what do you think

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<v Speaker 2>i'm looking for what kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Car insurance health insurance no not that yeah what i

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<v Speaker 3>need this morning is What?

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<v Speaker 2>I need some.

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<v Speaker 1>Flood insurance. Flood.

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<v Speaker 2>Flood.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be good.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be good. That's necessary.

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<v Speaker 2>That's necessary. All of the insurance are necessary, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>one way more necessary than the ones that you guys

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<v Speaker 2>have listed, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Which one? Way more necessary.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, today, I need some stripper insurance. Some stripper insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>Stripper insurance?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any. Hey, hey, Tripple's got to have insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>What are y'all talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with y'all? What are you talking about is

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<v Speaker 1>the question.

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<v Speaker 2>What is wrong with y'all?

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about on the job. On the pole, stripping.

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<v Speaker 1>You need insurance.

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<v Speaker 3>Dancers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a surprise? Like injury insurance or something like that, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever the case is. Let's go, CatDog. Let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stand when people don't see what I see.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying to get some stripping insurance. Let's go, CatDog.

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<v Speaker 3>It's calling me. Sheriff, this is Joseph. How can I

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<v Speaker 3>help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Joseph, how you doing, man? I got you. Doing good.

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<v Speaker 1>Your number, well, somebody gave me your card, told me

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<v Speaker 1>you have an insurance company. You might be able to

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<v Speaker 1>help me.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. We'd love to help you. We'd love to help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Listen, I'm seeking some insurance. What all insurance do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have? What all do you all cover?

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<v Speaker 3>We have automobile insurance. We have home insurance. We have

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<v Speaker 3>life insurance, fire, flood. We pretty much have everything. We

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<v Speaker 3>have exactly what type of insurance we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, see, I have my own business, my own company.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's good. Entrepreneur.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Okay, what I'm trying to do, man,

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm trying to make sure I have insurance for

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<v Speaker 1>the people underneath me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, your employees.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. I want my employees to be insured. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like if something happens to them, they can

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<v Speaker 1>get work from his comp. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be able to accommodate them that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you able to help me out with something like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Able to help you.

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<v Speaker 3>I just need to ask you a few questions. How

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<v Speaker 3>many employees do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I have six. Well, I've got four that's

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<v Speaker 1>working full-time. I've got two that work predominantly on the weekends. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I got, let me think real quick. I got cinnamon,

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<v Speaker 1>I got ice, jasmine, I got thunder.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, sir. Tell me your name again, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Smitty.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay. What type of business do you have, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm more of a, I'm a PC. I'm sorry, PC? Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Personal consultant?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no. I'm pretty close, though. Pretty close.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty close. I'm a pleasure consultant. And what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>I got... I'm sorry, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Did you say pleasure consultant?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, right. What that is, man, is... You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>pleasureize people that want to be pleasureized. Like, I have

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<v Speaker 1>girls that may dance for you. Some may come by

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<v Speaker 1>and do other things for you. You know, after parties,

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<v Speaker 1>private parties, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you trying to... Are you trying to insure strippers

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<v Speaker 3>or call girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, I'm trying to insure what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to insure. I mean, I give all my girls 1099s

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what, this is an insurance company, this

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<v Speaker 3>is a reputable company. We don't insure call girls or strippers.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, I'm trying to insure my product. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>way the economy is right now, everybody's got to look

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<v Speaker 1>out for themselves. I've got to insure what I need

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<v Speaker 1>to insure so in case things go bad, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>can bounce back on that.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that, sir, and I do understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, but we don't insure call girls, strippers.

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<v Speaker 1>So hold on. I got your card, man. You're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me that now you can't give me no insurance?

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<v Speaker 3>We can't insure call girls or strippers. Okay, tell me this.

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<v Speaker 3>What type of duties do they perform?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, what kind of duties?

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<v Speaker 3>On the application, I have to put down what type

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<v Speaker 3>of duties.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to put down exotic dance. You know, and see,

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<v Speaker 1>since they are there for people that, like, need to

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<v Speaker 1>have some personal attention, man, you know, we just put

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<v Speaker 1>something else down, like, you know, counseling, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Are these prostitutes? You want to insure prostitutes?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that, man. I'm not. Stop saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say that no more. That's not what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, you know. Well, that's what they are, sir. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you put down PC, man? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>put down Pleasure Consultant for them, man?

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<v Speaker 3>Pleasure Consultant. Sir, we don't do that here. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how to help you, sir. We don't do that here.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't insure a prostitute.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you I don't say that no more?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you. This right here is a PC. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a pleasure consultant. Now, somebody that gave me this business

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<v Speaker 1>card and told me that you'll be able to take

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<v Speaker 1>care of me, and now here you is coming back

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<v Speaker 1>saying you can't. See, this is when it's starting to

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<v Speaker 1>be some s * * t for Smitty now.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, you don't have to refrain from using that language.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no. They're telling me that you are

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<v Speaker 1>able to insure me, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir, we are able to insure you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one coming back with some bogus s * * t.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, we don't insure any type of ghetto, mess, prostitutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Call girls.

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<v Speaker 3>That's some street junk that we don't do here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, listen. I was told you can insure me,

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<v Speaker 1>and guess what? You go insure me. I'm finna go

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth with you, Doc. I'm finna come down

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<v Speaker 1>there to your office. I want these papers filled out

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<v Speaker 1>so I can sign them.

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<v Speaker 3>Come down to my office? Look, man, we don't insure

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<v Speaker 3>no prostitutes or no strippers, okay? So we don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're not going to come down to my office

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<v Speaker 3>with this ghetto mess. We don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you think you hollering at, man?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know who you're fooling with. Now, don't let

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<v Speaker 3>this corporate over-the-phone corporate voice fool you because I can

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<v Speaker 3>get gangsta.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, I don't know who you think you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, we don't do that here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, let me tell you something. I'm on my

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<v Speaker 1>way down there, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, do not come to this office. Do not come

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<v Speaker 3>to this office.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to the office. You're going to insure my

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<v Speaker 1>girls for me. Somebody gave me your card and told

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<v Speaker 1>me you can take care of me on the low,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what you're going to do. Now, I need

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<v Speaker 1>my insurance for my girls, dog. That's all I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get at you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you bring your * * * to my establishment

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<v Speaker 3>with this * * *. We don't do it, and

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<v Speaker 3>I will not. And if you bring your a * *

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<v Speaker 3>up here, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to get your a * * whooped.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking to you. Now, I try to be nice,

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<v Speaker 3>and I try to be professional, but this is some

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<v Speaker 3>a * *. Don't you bring your a * *. Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I got one.

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<v Speaker 1>More thing I need to say to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You listening? I do not insure prostitutes, okay? What do

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<v Speaker 3>you have to tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>I got to tell you this. This is Nephew Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>from the Steve Harvey morning show. You just got pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by your boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God. I'm going to kill that boy. God damn.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to go postal. I cannot believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get me out of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, y'all got me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this here, man. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this here. What is the baddest, I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 3>The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>And there you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, sir. Really?

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<v Speaker 2>This goes out to cinnamon, glitter, goldie. It's so many

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<v Speaker 2>of my jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Bubblicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Bubblicious.

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<v Speaker 2>And all the chicken wings at the strip club. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know who is that back there.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooking, but you do an amazing job.

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<v Speaker 3>You really do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you go for, right? The chicken wings. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Booty and wings.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir. Stop.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the name of a new strip club?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Booty wings, booty wings. All right, nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.