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Speaker 1: What's the first thing that you did on the Internet?

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Speaker 1: I went on YouTube and watched the video Chocolate Rain chocolate.

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Yeah, um, can I speak to Neil?

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Speaker 1: Is this Neil? Yeah? That's this? Who is this? Hey? Dude? Um,

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Speaker 1: my name is Paul Donkler. A lot of my boys

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Speaker 1: call me donk But um, I'm calling you for a second.

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Speaker 1: This is awkward. What's going on? I mean, your ex

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Speaker 1: you you're I mean she does. She talks about you

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Speaker 1: like a joke. I'm not calling to do that. I'm not,

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Speaker 1: of like dude shadow you Like it's like a job shadow.

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Speaker 1: Did you just say dude shadow? Yeah? Bro, dude shadow.

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Speaker 1: Can I get a dude shadow or what? Wait? Wait

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Speaker 1: hold on? Are you asking to follow me around? Um? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a shadow so I can like, you know, kind

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Speaker 1: The psycho? What are you serious? Like you're gonna follow

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Speaker 1: me around? Well, I already have sort of been watching

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Speaker 1: I might have been playing on the team against you,

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Speaker 1: and dude, you got skills. Bro. Let me just say that.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, you've been following me around and now you

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Speaker 1: like I did. Do you realize? I mean, dude, Um,

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Speaker 1: I like her a lot, Like I think I love her, Dude,

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Speaker 1: I think I love your ex girlfriend right, Like I

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Speaker 1: fall in love with me, so it's like a dude

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Speaker 1: shadow like I'd be willing to pay dude. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not happening. DONC. Okay. Can By the way, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe my ex is getting it some donk? Is

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Speaker 1: that on a good look? Um? First arrow to be

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Speaker 1: dating a dude, dame, donc, because I'll change it, dude,

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Speaker 1: could I change her name to your name? Okay? All right,

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Speaker 1: that's enough, dude, just lose my number, donk. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: I'm calling Sarah to let her know what a psycho

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Speaker 1: just said, don't sad, I'm absolutely calling. If I wasn't

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Speaker 1: the phone and this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Doing a phone prank on you and your ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Sarah set you up. Oh, it's a joke. She uh.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys broke up on good terms

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, I don't care. Well, Well done, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Hey man, I'm all right. Haley's

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Speaker 1: here we go. I'm a dollar phone of it right now? Hello? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is this Haley? Oh? Yes, keep calling Haley? What's up?

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Speaker 1: My name is jew Bil, Mine is Alex. I'm Christian Grace.

422
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Speaker 1: Now I'm Bennett. How are you Hi? I'm Tine. What's

423
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: going on? Haley? We do a segment on our show

424
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Speaker 1: called the First Date follow Up. I don't know if

425
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 1: you've ever heard it before. That's where if you go

426
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: on a date with someone and you ghost him, that

427
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: person can have us get you on the phone and ask, hey,

428
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: why are you ghosting? So somebody email us about you? Okay,

429
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 1: any idea who it could be? No, I think you

430
00:21:53,720 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 1: should tell me his name's time? Okay, Yeah, that's it.

431
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: That's who I thought. All right. Yeah, so you went

432
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: out on a date with the dude named Tye. He

433
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: emailed us because he said he really liked your date

434
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: and he's wondering why you've been ghosting him. M Yeah.

435
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I really don't want to embarrass him

436
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: or anything, but I mean, if he went through all

437
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 1: the trouble of getting the radio showed up, call me. Um.

438
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 1: Look at the end of the day, Um, I honestly,

439
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,479
Speaker 1: I felt like he was on drugs or something, and

440
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm just like not about that. So you thought he

441
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 1: was on drugs, Yeah, I don't know if he was

442
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 1: like kind of all twitchy and energized during dinner and

443
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 1: then like you know, I just thereissed some other things

444
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 1: that I don't know. Like I said, I don't want

445
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: to embarrass him or anything, but I'm just not about that. Okay. Well,

446
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: we talked to ty about your date. He told us

447
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Speaker 1: about it. He didn't mention anything about doing drugs on

448
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: the date. He seems like kind of a character. But

449
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: so you think that he was on drugs because he

450
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 1: seemed twitchy to you. Yeah, and then like he went

451
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: to the bathroom at one point, and then when he

452
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: came out, he had some white step on his side,

453
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 1: like powder that's wouldn't look like. Um, I mean, I'm

454
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: pretty sure he was doing it. So man, did you

455
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: say anything about it in the moment? Oh? I, Like

456
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't want to embarrass him or anything.

457
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know him that well, so I

458
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: don't know. So with all of that, it just like

459
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 1: really seemed like to me. And then you know, he

460
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: started like doing this like weird hand tooker thing, and

461
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was like kind of funny, but

462
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 1: also I was like, this is definitely what somebody on

463
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: drugs would be. Are you talking about mister yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

464
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: you're yeah. He told us about that. So we talked

465
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: to him, right, He told us all about your date.

466
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Speaker 1: Like I said, he didn't say he was on drugs.

467
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: He did tell us about mister fart all of you.

468
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: He said that that's a it's just a funny character

469
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: that he does and people. He said that he thought

470
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: you enjoyed it and thought it was funny. He also

471
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: was open to the fact that maybe you thought it

472
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 1: was awkward and weird. It sounds like it was a mixturable. Yeah,

473
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 1: definitely was an experiment post Yeah, so I don't know.

474
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it's like, I don't

475
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: do drugs. Like you know, you're a grown man. You

476
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: can do what you want. But I'm just not about it. Hey, Hey,

477
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: doesn't do drugs. Oh, I don't do drugs, Hayley, that's ti.

478
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk

479
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah. The only drugs I do were like

480
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: shot to the espresso from the local Starbucks. But that's it.

481
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: I don't do any drugs. I swear, I don't do

482
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Speaker 1: any drugs. You just sniffed, right, you just terrible time,

483
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 1: been worse. I have a sniffle, but it's not from

484
00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: any drugs. You sniffles too. Allergies. No, no, no, no, no no, no,

485
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,959
Speaker 1: it's my allergies. There's a lot of hollen in the air,

486
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: all right, Right, it always happened, I swear, no, no,

487
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: Probably the worst time you could ever sniff in your life,

488
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: right there. I know that was no, no, no, that

489
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 1: was just a bad certain, un serendipitous thing. Not serendipitous,

490
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: but it's horrible. Hailey, are you still there? Yep, I'm here. Haley. Hey,

491
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 1: well me, I really like you. I think you're awesome.

492
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: I'm not on drugs. I was just having fun with

493
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: mister Fartholomew. I thought you would like it. You laughed. Um,

494
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: you let me kiss you on the cheek. Um, sorry,

495
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: I was late to the date, Hailey. Look like, seriously,

496
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: I will prove it to you that I am not

497
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: on drugs. Okay, we had such a great time. We

498
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: have so much in common. I really don't want to

499
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: like lose this opportunity to get to know you more.

500
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: And I won't pull out any of that stupid, silly

501
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: mister fark Dola mule stuff on you this time. Okay,

502
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: So will you go out with me again? Well let

503
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: me Hayley. Would you like to go out with go

504
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: out with high on another date? We'll pay for it. Um. Look,

505
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,239
Speaker 1: if you are not on grudge and you guys are

506
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:20,239
Speaker 1: paying for to day, then I'm in that surprising at all?

507
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, yes, yeah boo yah. Leave that at home.

508
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: You bring this girl friend the Jewels Show on demand

509
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Speaker 1: Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is

510
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: the Jewils Show? And you text it in at four

511
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: one O six one that you have a dirty little secret.

512
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: So we decided, why not call you back whoever you

513
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Speaker 1: are and get what your dirty little secret is? High.

514
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: This is morning, No way, you guys actually called day? Yeah,

515
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: did you just wake up a little bit? Yeah? Good morning, Well,

516
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: sorry to wake you up. Can you tell us your

517
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now? Yes? Um? So it's pretty bad?

518
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: Um bad bad meaning good? Yeah, like I really do

519
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: not it's bad. H. I really do not get along

520
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: with my in laws like at all. Okay, And my

521
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: sister in law had this like wedding coming up. It's

522
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: my husband's sister, and he went a few days ahead

523
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: of me. Um, and you know, in order to get

524
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: like set up down there, and I had to stay

525
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: back and work. And I told everyone that I missed

526
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 1: my like on accident, wait, did not go, And I

527
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: deliberately missed it. I made sure that there was no

528
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: other flights for that day for a couple of days.

529
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: Because you don't want to hang with your in laws.

530
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go. I was going to ask,

531
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: how did you know they weren't just going to rebook you?

532
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: So you literally picked a fly and missed it, knowing

533
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: that you'd have no backup options. Yes, I've researched to

534
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: every king, and I made sure said it wouldn't be

535
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: any way possible. I could still go. I was gonna

536
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: take a red eye actually, and the wedding was literally

537
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: the next day. Oh man, So you dang it, you

538
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: missed a wedding. Yeah, but it was a nice weekend

539
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: at home. It was your husband piss Yeah, I mean

540
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: they were pretty mad. I embarrassed, and I was like,

541
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: well see your family. I mean fine, yeah, did you

542
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: fake tears at all? Like, oh, I can't believe I

543
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: miss a flight. I really wanted to be there. Yeah.

544
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: He even liked face time. Wine. I like patted my

545
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: chief to make them like right and are like water

546
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: in my face. Oh wow, commitment because I called him

547
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: right when the flight like laughs, gonna leave. Yeah, thank you. Yes,

548
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: I'll never meet my loss. But thanks for the time

549
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: and the dirty little secret. All right, well, thank you,

550
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: thank you. Have a good one. Did jubil show on demand?

551
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing right now, because the CDC just

552
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: issued a public health warning and you want to hear

553
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: the audio from the press conference. I think they're being

554
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: a little dramatic, but take a listen. Oh boy, well

555
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: that is the Center for Disease Control. They've issued a

556
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: statement for American citizens. This is audio from their press conference.

557
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: Let's keep listening. Oh boy, well, crippling good breaking star

558
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: coups that day. Yeah, I didn't think they need to yell,

559
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: but there's a record breaking flu season that comes today. Actually,

560
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: the official statement from the CDC says that this official

561
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: flu season, it's going to be a particularly nasty one. Really,

562
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: that's what I said. Yeah, oh my god, Now the

563
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: flu is just coming to ransack all of us. I

564
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: don't mind it, though. I'm for it, honestly because that

565
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: means I get to take another week off work. I

566
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: like taking time off or yeah, I love it. Also,

567
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: the flu you lose weight because you park a lot.

568
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: I've only had a few flus. But after I recovered

569
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: from the flu and I could finally get out of

570
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: bed and look in the mirror, I was like, hello,

571
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: who's got apps? Yeah, seriously, I gotta buy on a

572
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: new outfit. You go missing for a couple of weeks

573
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: and the next time you show up to meet with

574
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: some friends, they're like, man, what happened You've been working out.

575
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I almost died from the flu. Don't

576
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: I look great. Everybody has their hacks when it comes

577
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: to being sick, right, whether it's a cold or a flu,

578
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: everybody is an expert on how to not get it

579
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: or to get over it quickly. Any friend you have

580
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: is like, get some zinc claws and jes but a

581
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: finger somewhere, you know. That's my that's my thing. That's

582
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: mostly just for fun and an excuse to do it.

583
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: But everybody has their little tricks for how to not

584
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: get sick. What's yours text in for want of sick one?

585
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: Call us eight to eight, three four three, one oh

586
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: six one. What is your trick to not get sick?

587
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: Wonderful rhyme and the CDC should use that. Christian, what's

588
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: your trick to not get sick? My trick is staying

589
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: my behind at home, y'all because I just don't go anywhere. No,

590
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm y'all gonna see me here and that's it, Okay,

591
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: I mean I'm into working home. That's I wouldn't even

592
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: come in here. Somebody on this show is always sick, okay. Alex,

593
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: what's your trick to not get sick? Well, you know

594
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: if you go to the hospital, they'll give you an ivy.

595
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: Well they have those just for fun now they do. Yeah.

596
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: So when you go to an IVY place, is it

597
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: like a store, Like are there different yackage? You can

598
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: customize whatever you want? Is like, that's fascinating. First people thing,

599
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: first time I got when I was in Vegas. I

600
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: was hung over. Yeah, and I was doing the show

601
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: from Vegas and I was so hungover, and I was like,

602
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm going to get through this.

603
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: So I ordered an IVY to the bar we were

604
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: at at the MGM, and I felt like a million bucks.

605
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: It was after the show. The show was terrible, right,

606
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: but it was after the show and I was like, whoa,

607
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: I feel good all of a sudden. Can we do

608
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: that thing again? Because what we before was real bad? Um?

609
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 1: What's your trick to not get sick? Because the CDC

610
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: has said that this is going to be one of

611
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: the worst flu seasons in the history of mankind. Not

612
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: to scare anybody, but in case you missed it, we

613
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: have the audio of the official press conference from the CDC. Here.

614
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: It is one more time. Oh boy, Well, I'm AccuWeather

615
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: dot Comedy Roba, just Jimko sick, are paralyzing, crippling, good

616
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: breaking store cops to day. All right, Victoria, what's your

617
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: trick to not get sick? My mom used to always

618
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: make us drink those emergency powder packets you've put in water,

619
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: But alling it's a trick. I think are like the

620
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: poor man's version of the ivy. Did you just call Victoria? Who?

621
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: I mean? She did try to buy a couch on

622
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: Facebook market and then it did get swindled for that money.

623
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: So did you get that back? Yeah, the couch that

624
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: you try to buy for two hundred dollars on Facebook

625
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: marketplace that ended up not being real and somebody scammed

626
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: you for two hundred dollars, Did you get that back? No,

627
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: Victoria's gonna have the flu because she spent all her

628
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: money on a fake couch. I mean, I think you'd

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Speaker 1: probably get the flu from getting a couch from Facebook,

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Speaker 1: nor gos flu and a few other things. The Jewel

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