WEBVTT - "MAGICAL P!" W/ Jim Jefferies 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:07.440 I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, that's how you do it? 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.920 Are you fucking kidding me? It was so nice. We're back. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.520 I have to say it's our second podcast in person, 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:22.480 it's sixteen months. It's exciting, it's more fun than I'm 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:29.680 just trusting medical science. I'm hyping. Yes, I'm hoping to 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:35.560 say I got tested yesterday. That's good. I got tested 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:40.159 less Tuesday. Hello, welcome to another episode of Will You 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:42.400 Accept This Rose? My name is Artemurine, coming to you 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:46.320 from my boogie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:50.600 I could not be more excited about today. This is 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:55.680 a gentleman that is my friend. Who, well do I 0:00:55.960 --> 0:01:01.880 Who is that? Okay? I could say I like I 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:05.120 like you, I like it. I have to say this 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.280 is a person that I worked with. Well, let me 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:08.760 just start out. Let me just give you, let me 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.880 give you his credits. Okay, First of all, he's a 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:14.120 brilliant stand up comedian. Like if you have not watched 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:19.240 his Netflix specials, have you do have seven stand up specials? Seven? 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:23.399 All right? Because there's one that never really saw a 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.240 lot of diet that only aid in Britain for like 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.440 a week and then you know, I got taken down 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.679 and then I recorded many of the same jokes on 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.520 my HBO special. So because I figured no one saw 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.399 the first one, well we'll do what we'll say eight, 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.880 we'll say a I gotta tell you, okay. He was 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.319 also he's the host of the Jim Jeffrey Show that 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.960 was on Comedy Central no longer exists, you know what 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.720 I mean? That's that's that's the tale of my life. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.400 But like, but you know, what are you gonna do? 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.320 He is also an actor a writer. He was the 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:54.000 creator and the star of Legit, which was on f X, 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.720 which was which I okay, so I have to say 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:01.400 I met this gentleman and he made me laugh so 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:05.160 hard on the set to the point where he's such 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.600 a rascal, and I felt like if we'd been in 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:09.880 school together, I would have had to be separated from 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:14.840 you because you made me laugh so fucking very lung. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.120 But like, what did you what would you say? You're 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:20.560 sort of a professional rascal. I think rascal sees rascal. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.000 I'm a bit of a definitely, yeah, I'm a bit 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.720 of a rascal. And I saw I was like oh 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:29.280 my god, this is a fucking rascal. And I remember 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:33.520 just sitting on this you were killing me, Like there's 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.560 stuff that we can't say on the podcast that you 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:40.480 were telling me about. I was dying, dying, I would 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.440 we have to talk about this, afteren No, but you 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.280 were you were talking about like you were talking about 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.000 you've gone to like do Carnegie Hall, and then you 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:51.480 were talking about like sober Jim fighting with Cookey Jim, 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.680 which you can cut out. We can cut this part up, like, 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.440 oh my god, you were like a sober gym at 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.280 Cokeie Gym, and like you were trying to be good, 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.240 but there was something that was like there was like 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.520 a key of something. There's a hotel room. But I 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:05.240 just remember you, I mean, and then I think you 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.120 saw that. You saw that. I am like, once I 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.280 started laughing, I'm like, and then you just kept telling 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.760 me about serber gym and cookie gym and I and 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.640 it was you were on some bender and you were 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:19.880 supposed to be in like Cardigie Hall, and I was dying. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:24.079 It was like killing me. Yeah, I was being sober, 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.960 but I did. I can remember that I played Carnegie Hall. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.600 And you have to celebrate in some way. Sure, you 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.000 know what I mean. I remember that gig because they 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.160 there's always these pictures backstage of like Sinatra in the 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.240 rat Pack and they're all smoking. Sammy Davis is like 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.880 kicking back in a chair with a Scotch my one. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:42.680 I wasn't allowed like water. I was like, I was 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.920 that water in my dressing room, but I wasn't allowed 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:50.400 anything else because unions and the historical meaningfulness of the 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:54.320 building or something like that. It wasn't. So I haven't 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.920 played kind of holes since out of choice, really, because 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.320 I'm done the Beacon coming up a Beacon Theater for 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.720 a couple of nights in I believe September, So that's 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.280 an easy way to get into the plug. So I 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.960 knew you that's exact. Isn't that where Jerry Cinefeld played all? 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.120 Is that where he did his residency. I don't know 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.040 he did his residency, but it's a it's a big 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.880 did they did that shawna lote Um Rolling Stones documentary? 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.560 They that's so cool. I have to say, ladies and gentlemen, 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:27.840 Jim Jefferies, let's we haven't even announced my name. Plugging 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:31.840 gigs by the Water Raw school. Well, they figured out 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.479 that this rascal is the host of the Jim Jeffrey Show. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:37.400 But yes, it's officially Jim Jeffrey officially, and we're here 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.159 of course with the production team and Josie. Katie just 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:43.800 made her run. Katie just ran, like left town. Katie. 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.160 It was it was almost as if a sham thing. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.280 There was like a bounty hunter. After bathroom there was 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.640 like a yeah, she panicked, like she'd had like like 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.880 beans and like gone for a jog and make a 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:02.799 boticle like I can make people shoot them. I really 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:07.880 do have to. She rolled up and to leave that 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.520 fast three minutes into a podcast. You know, look, I 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.560 want to give her privacy. We've all been there. I'm 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.479 not going to act like I don't know what's happening. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.160 I'm just gonna say that she shut herself with joy 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:22.080 and from Jim cheer, from the anticipation of hearing the 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.960 plug of the bee compater. Okay, Jim, let's get to that. Really, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.320 most can I say when you DM me that you 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.160 watch The Bachelor? I listened to your podcast and I 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.840 also watched The Bachelor, and I thought I'd cash in 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.440 my friend check and I would come in and i'd 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:37.640 be able to because no one invites me to do 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.360 things like this, so I have to invite myself. Well 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.320 I would. First, I would never have known that you 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:45.000 watched it, and I'm so now that I know you 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.599 watch I'm going to capture you every season full disclosure. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:53.480 Jim knows who want so I'm gonna have to not 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.640 look you in the eye when we get to that. 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.440 I think we all know who. Okay, right about it, now, 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.920 don't okay, wait a minute, let's not even get there. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.480 It's a wait a minute, let's back up the bus. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:09.680 So you met Thomas, You met Thomas the villains? How 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.200 did you meet Thomas? I didn't know Thomas was the villain? Okay, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.040 So I do a stand up routine at the moment 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.640 about me watching The Bachelor and how my wife wasn't 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.720 into it and I was the guy who yes, And 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:25.000 so I did this whole routine. I talk about have 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.360 you even Knownice? On The Bachelor? How they always talk 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:30.640 about guarding and protecting people's hearts, yea, their emotions. They 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.680 always bring up a dead grandparents, trying to do their 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.520 SOB story too quickly, like like that guy, like like 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:40.600 the guy who had the dead wife this season. Yes, yeah, 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:44.120 you're like, he's got roses all day. You can't you 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.800 can't beat a dead wife. Yeah yeah yeah, dead kid. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:52.000 You should be some anyway. So um so I'm doing 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.320 this something. And also they just they never talk about 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:58.880 their politics at no stage. No, no, no, no, I 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.280 think you're great and they know I believe I was 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.680 different in school and all the other kids and blah 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:05.800 blah blah, and just go did you vote for Trump? Right? 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:09.960 I know, because it always comes out, here's someone in 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.920 the maga how to here's someone with you know, he's 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:16.240 someone with the wats, you know, like whatever, and it's like, no, 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.000 why don't you just maybe they edited out I feel 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.200 like cause we watched Australia and I feel like in 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:23.640 Australia and we watched New Zealand, I feel like they 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:27.679 talk a little bit more about politics and stuff. Definitely 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.240 go like, are you an anti vaxer? I was like, 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:34.440 whoa the Australian season? Yeah, yeah, you watch the Australian season. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.440 Oh I'll tell you where. You watched him on Bachelor 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:44.160 archive dot com. Oh my god, there you would love. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.760 I can only find a Sophie Monk season. I watched 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.840 that in quarantine, did you like I watched someone? Is 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.320 it good? She's all right? She used to be a 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:56.760 pop star in Australian So what I like about? I mean, okay, 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.000 So Ausher, is he really a huge celebrity in Australia? 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.880 M yes, I would I haven't. Look, I haven't lived 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.480 in Australia for twenty four years, so I would say 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:09.840 it's a huge celebrity. For he's got a residency in 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:14.240 Vegas right now? What doing? What? What? Asha? What does 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:23.239 he do? Oher? Asherst he was like a child star. 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:27.880 I wish Asher, why don't you just said honest? Thought? 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.560 You said Asher really badly. I thought you're really pretentious 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.720 and you called me Masha. I wish I have very 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:39.960 pretentious about Rusher. No, it's like it's the guy that 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.679 hosts So it's the guy that hosts The Bachelor, and 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.000 I guess it was a child star named ash Er 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:48.600 Gunnsberg and he goes, no, I don't know who that is. Okay, 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:52.200 I'm sure if I say if I don't know, we 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.680 do enjoy the franchise. They're all the guys that come 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:59.480 on are like carpenters and plumbers. And there's the thing 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.640 about how they treaties get the ladies like all the 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.120 women on the show. Why, I guess it's a treaty there. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.960 And is that a thing in Australia. Yeah, yeah, there's 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.480 like working class guy works with his hands type of 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.040 thing and overalls the sexy I don't. I don't know 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.360 they like that there. I think it's because the country 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:19.080 is not finished being built and they're just like, there's 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.760 a lot more to be done, a man who's going 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.240 to be able to do it and they feel protected. Yeah, 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.480 I guess, so, I guess. Okay, So you were doing 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.880 stand up about the Bachelor. I was doing standard about 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.640 the Batch and then I was warming up because you know, 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.800 I hadn't gig forever because of COVID, So I went 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.920 and did a comedy club in San Diego and there's 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.839 only dred and fifty people. American comedies, the one in 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.560 the mall. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's called the Great 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.720 American Comedy Commence. It's on the street though. Oh I've 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.400 done one that's like upstairs like you have this is 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.280 an a basement. Okay, I've done one of those upstairs 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:54.080 in the gas like districts and and then it's always 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.960 women in like cocktail dresses throwing up into garbage cans 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.199 on the way home, and Sandy similar type of it 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:02.680 was in the gaslight district. So anyway, so I do 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.280 the return about the batchel and then one of the 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.040 way just has come back to the dressing room and 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:11.440 they go, there's a contestant from a Bachelor here. There's 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.880 a contestant from the batch there here who wants to 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.440 meet you. Yeah. I thought, well, I know everyone from 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:20.439 the Bachelor, but it was the season hadn't started. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.080 we're excited though, because I was like, and I was 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.280 with my friend Forest and he was like so blase 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.760 about the whole thing, and I said that there's a 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:30.920 contestant from the batch. Yeah. Anyway, So Thomas walked in 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.319 and he's I think he's more handsome in real life, 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.079 but he's not bad looking on the TV. He's tall, 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.680 but he built like an adonist. That's what we have 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.160 found because we've because of doing this over the years, 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:45.800 we've met a bunch of them, and they are even 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:47.959 the ones that don't come off as like the top 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.400 gorgeous ones on the show, you meet them in person. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:54.040 And there's so much better looking than any person that 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.679 I know. Yeah, but you know actors, there's so much 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.920 better looking than actor. They're like we and I remember 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.120 a Guy Brandon. We did outside lance at them and 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.520 there was like five we had like five guys with us, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.959 and Guy Brandon just was like flirting with him from 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.160 the stage and he was like, look at you, look 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:14.080 at you. He's like, of course you're gorgeous. Your human prizes. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:20.000 He came in and he was all tall and good 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:25.959 looking and he's built. His body is fantastic. And he 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.760 came in and I didn't recognize him of any season 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:34.679 and I was just like, what season, I'm on the 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:38.640 one that's about to end. Yes, And he just looked 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:42.679 like a Bachelor contestant. So I was like, all right, 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:46.199 come and sit down, let's talk. Yeah. And then so 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:49.079 you knew the whole thing before it even started. Yeah, 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.160 But the thing is I said to how it, how 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.960 have you done? And he goes, um out, I'm already 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:59.120 out of I got knocked out pretty quickly, you guys. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.280 And he said I was a front runner. Okay, yes, yeah, 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:05.760 and then he goes and then I said one wrong thing. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.240 but you know how they all go like, I think 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.440 that Thomas just wants to be the next Bachelor. I 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.880 don't know if Tom is just here for the right reasons. Ever, 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:18.360 here for the right reasons, right right? Anyone I'm looking 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:25.040 for a new kidney? Is that the right reason I'm 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:30.319 looking for a match to get kidneys? I don'd to him. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.160 I don't think he was there for the right reasons. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.640 You don't know, you don't. I think he did want 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:37.480 to be because he was. He was super excited about 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.400 Have they already? Oh god, I can't. Maybe I can't 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:40.880 say that, so we can cut it out. You can 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:45.280 tell us, okay, if they announced in Paradise, yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yah, 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.400 yeah yeah yeah. He was super excited about going onto that. Yes, 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.720 they all are, because that's where you actually get paid, 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.720 because you don't get you get fucked, You get paid, 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.120 You get gone an a hot talk, you get to 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.840 go to Siaita, and then you maybe get like a 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:03.199 fab fil fun like code to become an influencer. Yeah. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:07.400 I think you watched the real early seasons of the Bachelor. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.960 It's better. It's better because it's before social media really 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.760 kicked into gear and he started thinking because like, I 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:16.920 like Tasha, but Tassia was like in the first season, 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:21.040 was like this, I inject people at the hospital. I 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:25.400 draw blood. Yeah yeah, and now her job is just 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:31.960 like I don't know, I didn't show up. She probably 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:38.200 leaked that. Chris Chris Harrison said something wrong casual racist 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:41.439 for Saras and Saras and I did that David Spain 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:44.080 show with him. He's the nicest guy. I felt sorry 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.280 for him. He got caught up in what he said 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:50.880 was stupid. He buried himself and then he doubled down 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:55.000 bury himself with Rachel like he did. So you're like, dude, 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:57.840 she's given you a window to back up the bus 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:01.800 and he just kept like full steam ahead. Yeah okay, 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.240 so so so you so you don't think he's there 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:05.840 for the right reason. I agree with you though, because 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.679 the early seasons, but I don't think any of them 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.120 are you know, I wasn't whence you could become an 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:14.559 influencer before when like the only prize was like maybe 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.320 we'll fall in love and moved to Seattle. Like, I'll 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.640 tell you how I knew he wasn't in there for 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.640 the right reasons. If you use your fame to get 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:29.360 backstage at Jim Jeffrey. Imagine what else you like? He's 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:33.240 getting free coffees and stuff, and he's he's taking whatever 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:37.480 he can from expence. He's swinging. He's taking his big swing. 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.680 So he told you everything immediately? Did it? Did it 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:44.040 bum you? Out? Watching the season? Having been Thomas? How 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.240 are you? Do you have his phone number? So my friend, 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.160 my friend Forrest, who was sitting there with me, he's 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:53.560 never watched The Bachelor. I start I start ringing up, going, oh, 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.480 it's starting to turn. You're getting angry with him. He 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.320 was a bit of a front runner to begin, Yes 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:02.000 he was, and to watch this he's a villain. You 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:07.640 were invested in Thomas when Thomas was forest watching, but 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.760 then when Thomas started to do that, the men say 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.400 all things and he's just like I couldn't be there, 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:17.920 and uh what happened to us? Get some like get 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:23.240 he was a total plus? Like he lives in San Diego. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:28.600 Wasn't just drive up made? Yeah he could have been there. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:30.920 He could have been there. There's something I've wanted to 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:36.120 ask Bachelor and Bachette fans. This drives my wife insane. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.120 Why do all the women jump and wrap their legs 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.200 around people. We never in my life, I've dated a 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:46.120 few women. I've had women who enjoy my company. They've 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:50.040 never enjoyed my company enough to run from a distance 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.160 and wrap there. And if they if they did do it, 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:58.720 I'm not sure I'd stay. I have to say, I 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.440 feel like we tried, feel like we attempted. It was 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.920 because I've also never done it and I'm not a 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:09.160 large person. But I also feel like like I'm I'm 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.800 surprisingly thick. I think for myself, I think no, no, 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.000 I think I'm more. I think I'm more dense than 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:24.000 I have had to be almost killed people why. It's like, 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:28.800 I'm like, yeah, I feel like have you you guys 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.480 have never but also had to be jumped with such 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:35.120 force and distance. Katie does it a bit more delicate. Yeah, 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.360 she's tiny too. I just want one bachelor to do 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:43.400 it to one of the you know, Matt James with 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:47.160 it like spindly legs, because it's usually the guys are 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.360 like buff strong, Like I've never been with a man 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.240 who I thought I can go and jump in his 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:54.440 arms and he'd be right right. No, you know, if 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:58.080 there's a small I can probably I've lifted up girl friends. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.040 I've had a kiss and lifted up and I can't 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:08.879 get a full force runner doesn't and all, Okay, this 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.280 is what I don't know about this season, Katie. You 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:14.560 just have a nice kiss with the person. Okay, he doesn't. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:17.879 Everything doesn't have to be full blast. And then's like 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:20.840 that guy that rests like the cat and he was 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.560 like bad kids are though you can see the bad 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:28.399 and I hate to be this, but he might be gay. Yeah, 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.719 he might be gay. He's got to be gay, and 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:33.040 I don't want to be that person because I've met 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:36.359 people who are quite a feminine who turned out not 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.280 to be gay and vice and you know what I mean, 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.639 put people who are you know. Yeah, he has a 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.159 little vibe for me that I think he might be. Well, 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:46.760 I thought you were to join this, so we have 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:53.200 Lance Bass. He might be He might be. But he 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:58.080 was saying that he hosted Paradise and that apparently so 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.560 their season hadn't started airing yet, so they don't know 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:04.359 how they're portrayed. And so he met Lance and the 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.159 first question he asked Lin because so it had it, 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:08.840 he hadn't seen it, so they don't know what their 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.199 edit is, And the only thing he wanted to know 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:15.800 was did they keep my song in He's a jet, 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:21.239 He's a jet, blessed to bless his teacher song. He 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.000 wanted his dog food crom jingle like Jed. And then 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:26.320 and then when he came in with He's on the 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:28.800 Men's tell all, he had one more song and then 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:30.800 but I don't remember him seeing that many songs in 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.560 the season. He did, he kept he kept doing it 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:35.879 two or three. He did one about his girth, of 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:39.240 his of his dong. He did one about wasn't he 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:42.880 like a high school teacher? Yes? Yes, stop talking about 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.959 my friends a teacher. And he watches the show and 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:48.639 he was like, that guy does not want to be 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.399 a teacher, because anyone who actually wants to be a 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:53.520 teacher does not act out right. Okay, cut this part out. 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:56.159 He did keep wearing blouses that were like pirate shirts 0:18:56.200 --> 0:19:00.720 unbuttoned to his navel. Okay, okay, well, I mean, like, 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.399 would you wear a pirate plass. I don't have the 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:07.240 body for it, but if you have the figure my 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:09.399 own body, if I were like, it's so flabby that 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:11.040 if I were like a skin tight shirt, it looks 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:16.639 like a Pirate's player. I have to say he was 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:19.119 a bad kisser, and he was an He was a 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:22.520 hungry kisser. She's a hungry kisser as well. Yeah, she 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:26.680 never has a nice soft kiss. Yeah, you can ramp 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:30.080 up to them a long yeah. Yeah, she just never 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:33.919 has a soft because because she doesn't with every single pa. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:37.760 So Hannah be was she obviously rubbed around too much 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:40.600 because her she got roisia or whatever, she got redders, 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:43.000 you go, she got shes got beard burned, real bad 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:46.640 of everything. And this girl goes in a bit too hard. 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:50.040 And that the guy that the school teacher, he thinks 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:55.720 a lot of jor action. Yea, the way's like. And 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:57.679 then that girl who was sitting in the audience and 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:01.439 it's like, okay, so gotta be a plane yeah and 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:07.960 show Yeah she was the Internet. One of the beauties 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:10.439 of hosting a bass for podcast is like we have 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:13.040 like eighty eight little spies out in the world. The 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:18.040 strangers send us things, and um, somebody sent us full casting, 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:23.560 like Central Casting looking for this woman. That was like, yes, 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:25.719 you're gonna love it, You're gonna love it. It was 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:28.480 And then I always think with these people, it's think 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:31.879 you want to be an actor. Yeah you can. You 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:34.120 can't even put that on your IMDb page, Like, how 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:37.080 are you ya? Does it lead to other work made 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:42.720 out on the Bachelor? Okay, so here's here is readers. 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:46.800 I am blind, but I am like, okay, you get 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:56.040 brow Nana's readers if you need. Oh my goodness, isn't 0:20:56.040 --> 0:21:01.720 that crazy? This woman neither comeing to scripted out exactly 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:06.360 exactly how it went. And then ABC covers their basis 0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:10.800 as like or a respectful hug at the ad whatever 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.640 you're comfortable with, maybe just a hug or a full 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:16.520 tongue kiss. Yeah, they went looking for her. That was 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:20.440 hard to watch, and he must have known as well. Yeah, 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:23.960 you think they probably asked permission in advance. Yeah, but 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:25.960 when he was like this, he was like, I was 0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:30.840 checking you out and I can't. I can't. That was hard. 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:38.160 That was a hard thing to watch. Yeah, I I 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:41.000 hate that we actually had to say that he might 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:43.600 be gave a then with Culton, you never know, I know, 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:47.040 I now again people got mad at me during that 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:49.840 season and I and it wasn't even remember Lance was 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:53.480 on and we were Lance was saying that he reminded 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.959 him of like his upbringing, and look, you never know. 0:21:57.000 --> 0:21:59.879 It's up to eat up to each individual person. So 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:06.040 but like maybe maybe that's the thing. Maybe that's a thing. Yeah, 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.920 so he's on. I never watched The Paradise I draw 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:13.080 the line. Wait okay, oh Jim, no, no, no, no, Hadnty. 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.600 Here's the thing. I'm here to do an intervention on you. 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:18.760 I've seen the season. You get two seasons. No no, no, 0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:22.000 no, no no, Jim, here's the deal. I'm not even exagging, like, 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:24.119 do it. You can come play with us, do it 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:25.960 so we can break down an episode with you. Because 0:22:26.000 --> 0:22:29.439 here's the deal. It's the greatest show on television. I 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:31.960 watched the Chad one where you started smashing things and 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:34.400 he was eighting mate, Nola, did you did you watch 0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:37.399 the whole season? I just watched the episodes where he 0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:41.760 allegedly went mental. My wife watches The Paradise one. She prefers. 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:43.640 Here's what I want to say. First of all, more 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:46.320 marriages and babies come from Paradis because they actually get 0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:49.280 to hang out, and the editors don't need to protect 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:53.720 the lead. So like they everybody anything foolish that people do, like, 0:22:54.000 --> 0:22:57.120 so they make it look like, say I'm a hammered 0:22:57.119 --> 0:23:00.720 contestant complaining to a producer. They'll it it in like 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:02.880 and it looks like I'm talking to a raccoon that's 0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:04.760 holding like a wine. Like they will make you look 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:08.800 like an idiot, which is really fun. And the Shenanigans, 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:13.880 it's Jim, it's only like three weeks. Come on, Jim, 0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:19.520 it's worth it. It's so fun because you've watched all 0:23:19.560 --> 0:23:21.840 the farm teams for it, you'll be like, oh my god, 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:26.600 to watch, but there is you have to guess. Katie takes. 0:23:26.600 --> 0:23:28.160 So what they do is like one week there will 0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:30.160 be more guys than girls, and one week there's more 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:32.760 girls than guys, and so they have to have to 0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:34.879 be because there is a competition. Sometimes it will be 0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:37.760 like two extra guys. There's mean like horny musical chairs. 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:40.840 And here's the deal. Let's say you know your wife 0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:44.359 was coming on, but she's not there yet, right, so 0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:47.040 you're like, oh, Ship, I don't rumor that like this 0:23:47.200 --> 0:23:49.480 lady that I like is coming on, but I gotta 0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:51.680 like stick around because I want a chance. And also 0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:53.960 the longer they're on, they get paid, So you're like, ship, 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:56.639 so maybe I'll you strike up a romance with Anna. 0:23:56.880 --> 0:23:59.080 You keep Anna around, but then maybe start to fall 0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:02.480 for Anna and that Gal comes and it's like it's 0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:05.639 like it's really riveted. But they all clop off with 0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:08.600 each other. I reckon, they all cop off with each 0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:10.880 other in the outside world. I reckon they have a community. 0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:13.280 They have to shot up to advent. You're all talking 0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:15.199 each other. You know, that's ruined it. That's ruined it. 0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:18.199 All talking on Instagram. Yeah, like fucking Blake, right, Yes, 0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:21.080 let's talk about this guy. Let's talk about let's talk 0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.840 about it. Let's talk about hometown. First of all, Blake, 0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:27.000 just just get a part in The Beauty and the 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:31.639 Beast music. You have the smile. I've never seen someone 0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:35.679 who could use less makeup to play The Beast Musical 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:40.000 than Blake. Yeah, you can't fall in love with everyone 0:24:40.080 --> 0:24:45.760 you meet. Not everyone. It is Claire, Tasia and Katie. 0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:50.400 That's quite a threesome of they're all very different. Their 0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:57.520 heights and sizes and personnel and everything is different. Everything's different. 0:24:57.560 --> 0:24:59.520 You'll fall in love with anyone if the cameras on you. 0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:01.760 But how much did you love his sister being like 0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:05.280 his sister was I mean, Taylor, I was here for Taylor. 0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:11.320 Taylor being like, oh so now now it's Katie and 0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:14.000 he's just like he's said Canadie. He's like, well, you know, 0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:19.760 like the hurt because huge team is so important. Yeah, 0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:23.520 for your time is so important in that sentence again anyway, 0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:27.280 So he his sister was like it was first like, okay, 0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:30.280 I'll go slightly back to Claire, and I want to 0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:33.080 talk too much about Claire. Sure, it's never gonna work 0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:34.800 out with Dale. It's not gonna No, No No, let's talk 0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:38.440 because they're back together. I felt back together because they 0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:41.159 want to make one last hey even the thing. So 0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:46.719 my wife's pregnant, I'm we're buying baby stuff. We go 0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:51.640 to we go to buy one of those baby carriers. 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:58.560 Yeah the model diale no nos a lot of money 0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:02.679 doing weird modeling, is true. He's got he's got like 0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:06.120 a baby attached to him, like one of those shirts. 0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:11.040 So excited when you saw that wasn't it was like 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:13.800 one of the ones that was more clothy the yeah 0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:15.919 you buy that? Did you buy it? Oh? I think 0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.040 it was on the baby register. Maybe someone bought it 0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:21.320 for Were you thrilled when you got it and you 0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:25.800 realized it was Dale? This is the all the male. 0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:28.639 Dale probably lives with his mother and a time of stuff. 0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:33.800 Claire was a hairdresser from nowhere. Yeah, right, there we go. 0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:38.359 But it's always it's always like, first of all, when 0:26:38.440 --> 0:26:41.920 people meet, it's like it's so the guy of the 0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:46.639 widow bloke, right, Michael Man nice fellow, seems to be 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:51.640 a real nice fellow. Um, his kid was playing him. 0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:56.399 That's all children do, is children do. I've had that 0:26:56.480 --> 0:27:01.160 conversation with my kids a thousand times. My kids ate right, yeah, yeah, 0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.240 I've spent a life on the road. I do one 0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.359 week on the road, one week off the road, and 0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:07.680 I always planned my weeks. My son one week on, 0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.320 one week off. I even put my extra house down 0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:12.159 the road so I could see my kid every day. 0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:15.440 The weeks that I have my kids, I won't go 0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:17.000 on the road, So I'm only on the road every 0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:20.480 second week, right, And then the second week when I'm away, 0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:23.199 I get these facetimes they're like this, do you not 0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:28.359 want to? And I'm like, dude, I'm hurting money. So 0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:32.760 you got that expensive fucking school, Please please don't give 0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:37.560 me like like so that guy, the kids like I 0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:40.240 just you didn't want to spend time with me, and 0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:46.600 they're very sad. They're very sad. Daddy's trying to trying 0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:48.760 to be a TV start. But let me ask you this, 0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:51.000 do you daddy's at work? He could be like daddy 0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.280 at work, daddy's on a work job. Do you. I 0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:56.480 felt like if he really wanted to be with her, 0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:58.199 I feel like he didn't want to be with her, 0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.439 or he would have been like confined, like like I 0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:04.320 gotta go home. I think, okay, but first of all, 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:10.120 talk to me. He lives in Akron, right, Like that's 0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:12.439 like that's date number one. Where do you live? You 0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:15.159 have a child, so you're locked into a situation. That 0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:18.280 child has grandparents from your dead mother, so they probably 0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:20.359 want to see the child on the regular because they've 0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:24.840 lost their child as well. And where do they live? Acron? Anyway, 0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:28.520 it was nice meeting you, and you deserve love like 0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:34.359 anybody else. Yeah that's true. Yeah, you're right. It's like 0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.760 whenever they start the Lebron James documentaries, it's always like 0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:43.560 he came from Akron. Yes, I like my husband from Cleveland, 0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:45.600 and I was like, oh, you have to go Cleveland, 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:52.440 the big smoke. Your husband's he's living in the big city. Yeah, 0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.080 I thought the same thing. I was like, he's not 0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.880 leaving Akron, He's not leaving, but do you think it? 0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:59.920 But then he didn't try to say come find me. 0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:02.840 If did he shot the Bachelor in Paradise. If he did, 0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:04.960 I don't know. I don't know. I have not seen 0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:09.680 that he has. He better not after my kids missing, 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:15.760 we thought he might be bachelor. We were thinking that 0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.360 they might make you think. No, I don't think so, 0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:22.360 because I mean, it's gotta think it's gonna be himself 0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:24.560 in the foot a little bit because if his kids 0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:27.320 missing him when he's but he can bring the kid, 0:29:27.400 --> 0:29:29.440 he can bring the kids. I don't. I don't I 0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:31.280 turn it him in. I don't like when they were 0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:34.760 like So there was that season they're married now and 0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:39.280 the guy had the kid. Even Seattle, there's been four 0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:43.120 jan Pablo, Emily and Mesne. There was also the girl 0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:45.400 who I can't remember him. She was a little blindly, 0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:46.720 she kind of the baby voice, and she had the 0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:48.520 two little girls, and she kept talking about how much 0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:53.440 she missed her but she wasn't the bachelor at and 0:29:53.440 --> 0:30:00.320 then she plashed a guy in Vegas. Y, yeahs they 0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:03.800 have made everything telling you, I mean the Paradise going 0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:07.120 to Paradise, Amanda. That's when Ben Higgins went played with 0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:08.960 them on the beach and then like was like, bye, 0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:14.800 it's like they don't bring the kids. Like before I 0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:19.360 met my wife, she didn't meet my son for a year. Yeah, 0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.560 because you know, I think I think she she met 0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:26.720 him very briefly earlier on, but as dad's friend who 0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.440 just came over. There was no touching or anything. That 0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:32.080 was just a person in the house, but in a 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.720 meaningful way. In meeting for a year, right, Yeah, it's 0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:36.880 a big thing. It's a big thing, and they're just like, 0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:41.280 come on DV. Yeah, yeah, it's a big thing. I 0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:42.880 kind of think Michael didn't want to do that to 0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:44.920 his kid and that's why he left. Maybe he was like, 0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:46.960 this isn't going anywhere. I don't want my kid to 0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:49.520 have to meet some woman. Like less than two years 0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:52.120 after the Basic guy, the kid all of a sudden 0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.080 couldn't show up to the wedding or be filmed on 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:55.959 the wedding, and he was like this, like when they 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:59.320 had their special wedding episode, he was like, oh, my 0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.240 ex wife decided that that was enough of him. Being 0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.120 on TV and he should just have a child that's 0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:08.000 like his ex wife, obviously and rightfully. So yeah, what 0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.920 then are you doing? Stop doing that if you want 0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:14.960 to run around after hussy us. Yeah, yeah, that's it. 0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:16.640 We're gonna take a quick breaker when to come back 0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:26.000 and talk about Claren Dale. But the bone zone? What's 0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:30.760 kind of the bone zone? Guys? And we're back? Okay, Wow, 0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:32.920 what he revealed to me in the break was rendou 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:36.479 know nobody knew that Rash has been with me for 0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:41.640 years from diale from Dale. Okay, so wait a minute, 0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:47.280 I look, here's the deal. Claire god lover I she's 0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:50.880 bout shit. I mean her reaction, she's bad. I hate 0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:52.640 to say this about anybody because you never know what 0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:56.840 they think. Dials out of the league. I really wanted 0:31:56.880 --> 0:32:00.280 it for her, but you're right and die it was 0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:03.239 one of the better looking contestants we've ever had. As 0:32:03.280 --> 0:32:06.400 a man. Yeah, you're like, I could see it. Yeah, yeah, 0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:08.040 you know what I mean. I was like, that's a 0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:10.440 good looking guy. And you don't think about it if 0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:12.520 we were saying the ones that we met that were 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:14.840 not even like the top dogs on TV and you 0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:17.600 meet them in person, and you're like, holy shit, imagine 0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:23.080 Dale in person se and so so, and it's like, 0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:27.600 oh no, Claire, you fell in of course everyone falls 0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:34.480 in love with Dale at first so yeah, it's it's 0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:37.640 two thousand sites where you're like, maybe not you know 0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:39.880 what I mean, but first sight, I'd fall in love 0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:43.840 at first sight with Dale. And it also he comes 0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:46.240 out everyone comes up in their best outfit, you know 0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:48.040 what I mean. It's not realistic. You don't know where 0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:50.120 they live or would you ever what would you wear 0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:52.080 getting out of the limo and would you have a 0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:55.720 gimmick Jim. I used to think the gimmick people were stupid, 0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:59.560 but then then Jojo my favorite, Yeah love Jojo, the 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:03.160 unical Unicorn, the Unicorn and came out Unicorn and then 0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:05.440 the Guard. This season it was just in a box. Yeah. 0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:08.640 With James, I wanted more from James. I felt like 0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:12.160 he paid to the box. But he did wear like 0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:15.120 a nice nineteen twenties gangster out for all the time. 0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:18.520 He had a thick Satin Island accent, but it said 0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:21.160 he was from Lahoya. He wore like spats and I 0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:23.320 am hoping he's in partis because I want to see 0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:30.400 if he dresses like wears a vest like, yeah, I 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:33.960 was into jail, Like I didn't understand James his hair 0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:36.160 because everyone was sweating that night and he was in 0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:38.160 like a three piece suit in the box for like 0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:42.160 three hours and he came out like fully quaffed, thick, 0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:46.920 thick New York accent from Lahoya and like kind of 0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:52.880 like poor man's Bradley Cooper. And then nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. 0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:56.520 Tried to revive the box joke with the penis at 0:33:56.520 --> 0:34:00.240 one stage did a poem about a box. He did 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:02.960 like at it's like a cat, He's like reliving their 0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:07.240 great interest. Yeah yeah, the cat guy quarter like he 0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:10.479 said that the gimmicks have worked of life. So would 0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:14.160 you do a gimmick or no gimmick? I wouldn't have 0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:17.520 the confidence to do a gimmicky. I would let me 0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:22.120 accent do the heavy lifting. Yeah yeah, yeah. Unlike Andrews, 0:34:22.239 --> 0:34:25.600 who was so adorable and his accent, his fake British 0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:28.880 accent that my wife is British at driver inside it 0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:32.480 was the worst. It was sound. He thinks it's brilliant. 0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:35.520 Oh my god, he's so adorable and it's so undateable. 0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.040 If I was on a date with a guy, and 0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:40.800 he started doing a British accent. I would just barrel 0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:42.839 roll like right out of it, like I would be out. 0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:46.319 It's undatable. But also he's doing a British accent, but 0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:50.000 the most undictable British accent. Yes, he's doing the tip bit, 0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:52.440 tell you who, we had a wonderful time. And the thing, 0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:58.239 the thing he didn't do, the fucking Jason's stuff and yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:06.520 you're right. He did like chim chim cheery like Mary Poppin, right, yeah, 0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.560 like bead knobs and brooms. That's that's all Americans know 0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:12.560 of the British actually, like, of course there's a lot 0:35:12.560 --> 0:35:16.480 of British acidents, but Americans know the Jason staff them 0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:19.919 sort of all the guy of sexy beasts. Um oh 0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:26.120 yeah right, you know, and then you have befuddled British, 0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:29.520 which like Hugh Grant, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. The 0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:36.560 script doesn't say I'm the word four times like quite 0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:42.400 quite quite lovely. The script doesn't say that you know 0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:44.960 what I like about you Grant. It's Hugh Grant feels 0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:48.960 like he can't not do it, but he hates himself 0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:51.440 so much, like you can see that he hates yourself 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:56.080 so much for doing it. But he's so clearly is 0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:59.319 like a cad. Yeah he's got he's got like a 0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:02.520 woman down the right that he had a child. Hostess 0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:08.560 has like three hostess kids. The thing. He's like, he's 0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:11.719 got that he had the prostitute or the thing. But 0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:15.960 somehow with that accent he has gotten away with being 0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:19.480 this guy. I saw him one him one's getting kicked 0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:21.400 out of a bar in Edinburgh at the Edinburgh Festival 0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:24.560 because he was just smoking a joint before it was legal, 0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:28.479 just in the courtyard. The whole thing smelled of way, 0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:31.040 and then the security comes up like, I'm sorry, mate, 0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:33.680 you can't smoke a joint here. They weren't like arresting 0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:39.239 him or anything, and he was like he's like that, 0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.839 and then he's floppy hair and he's being thrown out. 0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:46.239 I like him more now, Yeah, you've got I think 0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:49.120 it's I think it's because he owns it. He owns 0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:52.680 up here everything. And then still women think he's wonderful. 0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:55.160 I'm not even kidding. I think he's like the three 0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:59.600 or four babies with waitresses and hostess it's just like 0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:02.480 every way dress in hostes. He was like a villain 0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:05.279 in something recently where he wasn't playing that character, and 0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:09.640 I was still like, he's lovely, Yes, lovely. I think 0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.759 my mother would have driven over my face like she 0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:16.719 was so horny. Virtue. It's like, so he just he 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.080 just hit us. He was early in he was really 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.520 winnings in the funeral. He and Annie mcdell coming in 0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:25.200 hut and they were like kissing in the rain, and 0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:30.279 we're like, oh, Grant, you get a breg nag By 0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:36.239 like a buffet, like superlantation if you like, put a 0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:39.040 seat in it as honest stealing corn bread at the 0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:44.560 Beverly Connection, guys, I just got pregnant, I grant, I 0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:48.560 was stealing baked potato. Um wow, what a what a time. 0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:51.279 So clurkiling back and dressed. He does not have the 0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:55.040 Hugh grand He's got the chim chim drewe you know 0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:57.040 what he was. He was the butler from the Fresh 0:37:57.080 --> 0:38:02.520 Prince of Bellet Fresh person Hiller. Can we give a 0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:04.440 shout out to the fact that they just would swap 0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:07.759 out the moms actresses and never acknowledge that they got 0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:09.399 they got rid of that lady. Well then they had 0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:13.120 the where they all came back together. Yeah, and they 0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.759 got I think they got rid of her. If she 0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:19.880 was pregnant, like you're out and about Hugh Grant, there 0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:22.600 might have been the might and there might have been 0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:26.279 some mood swings or someone wasn't feeling their freshest. And 0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:29.200 I think that will Smith was maybe a twenty one 0:38:29.280 --> 0:38:34.640 year old that didn't have empathy for the pregnant. Now. Now, 0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:38.040 if I if I had a pregnant person who was 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:42.040 slightly emotional, and I said, I'd go, I see what's happening. 0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:44.440 You're building a human Let's give it another day. Yeah, 0:38:44.640 --> 0:38:48.520 I mean days, you know. But I think he wasn't sympathetic. 0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:54.920 She was no Carlton to him. No. Okay, So who 0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:58.440 was your favorite bachelorette of all time? Number one? More 0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:04.680 than Caitlin A Begkatie Fan, Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin, Caitlin Bristow 0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:07.680 when she had Nick Vale, great season and then I 0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:10.440 don't remember that she's the host. She's the host. I 0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.840 saw that season season, Oh my god, you need to 0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:18.400 watch that season. She was great. I was living in Britain. 0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:21.120 British seasons and stuff like this, But I don't know 0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:23.680 she was a great bachelor. Jojo was great because Jojo 0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:27.360 was cool and hot. I felt like Jojo didn't have 0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:31.759 great guys. Joe Joe is the only one where I 0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:33.759 watched it where I was like, I love her to 0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:36.640 be my girlfriend. Oh yeah, And I was obsessed with 0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:39.920 her family. Her brother mouth kissed her and then her 0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:43.160 mom was hammered, pounding, the pounding, the champagne, and she 0:39:43.280 --> 0:39:45.840 was like, she's a brand's ass. You need her to 0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:50.520 treat her like a quay. I was like, I am 0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:53.920 here for it in Dallas. I like. I like Pilot 0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:57.760 Pete season. Yes, great season because the mother was everything. 0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:02.719 Oh my god, she in an age, bring her room. 0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:12.759 It's just what Harry Tales of made of Peter. Then 0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:17.320 when Bob was in the end of the bat Hannah 0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:21.240 and she was just fucking not having it. She wanted 0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:23.839 to choose her daughter in laws. She had already picked 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:26.880 on off the shelf, for that was the one she wanted. 0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:33.160 The girl who won. What's Hannah No, no, oh no, no, made, no, 0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:37.640 the one before made and the one that went the Bob. Yes, 0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:43.000 she has no personality. She was pretty and she was Hannah, 0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:49.600 Hannah and Hanna and okay, Yeah, Hannah was cute, very nice, 0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:54.480 who was very sweet, but she couldn't she couldn't become 0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:57.600 the bachelor. She wasn't good telling and she had all 0:40:57.640 --> 0:41:01.040 the makings of it. She was a jiled lover who 0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:04.760 had been screwed over by another batchroom and gotten very closely. 0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:07.560 They tried hard with her also at the after the 0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:10.759 final rows, they tried to turn her into a feminist 0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:14.120 a modern day like I choose me, and like it 0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:15.880 was too late, it was too late with the person 0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:18.680 that they tried, and it didn't work. You're right, who 0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:21.839 was the girl that was super horny that that they 0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:26.439 went to the rock concert and turned out that that 0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:31.120 goes a man eater. I've died, Victoria, I've died with 0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:34.759 women like that. And like she used to spin it 0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:37.160 with she did these things like he'd go like, and 0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:39.799 you do this thing? And then she rather when she 0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:42.319 got caught in a lie or a secret like this, 0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:45.560 and she got this, why do you even bother with me? 0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:49.160 Why am I even still here? And then he go, 0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:56.759 because I care about you? And she had already just 0:41:56.880 --> 0:42:01.000 like like and they fantasy broken up marriages and right, 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:04.000 that's right she had, but it's also you knew, I 0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:08.080 mean that she wasn't the best looking one, but she was. Well, 0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:11.520 here's the thing I think female, you know, you can't 0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.680 compete with women like that because she is you know, 0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:17.640 there's like traffy splits, like you can't compete in the 0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:19.799 bedroom with that. She's the one that when you met 0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:22.440 your buddies night night, you're like, oh, that's got to 0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:26.640 end in taste that. Yeah, I'm sure there's the mile equivalent, 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:31.160 but they keep you on the hooky, you keep coming back. Yeah, 0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:33.880 you know she's like the mistress like that. You like, 0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:37.480 she definitely feels like you don't want her working with 0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:41.840 your husband. Yeah, like you know Victoria from the office 0:42:41.960 --> 0:42:50.719 like girl. But in the end, I don't think Victoria 0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:55.200 and the final chapter isn't happy. Yeah, we haven't seen 0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:59.440 from her sister. She started dating Chris Souls. Remember they 0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:03.560 were like warrantinaming together and he was like fighting his battle. 0:43:03.760 --> 0:43:07.200 He's not in Man's waughter. I don't know. He did 0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:11.080 turn himself in for Man's latter. Eventually, what he was 0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.800 a guy who had he hit somebody was the farmer. 0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:16.960 He had somebody with a tractor killed somebody. His beer 0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:19.759 in his car. He was on an alcohol It was 0:43:19.840 --> 0:43:23.640 like from this tiny little town it right, yeah, he 0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:29.480 was the actual and he it was terrible something like that, 0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:33.680 and he left the scene. Was on the road. He 0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:37.200 killed some of the tractors and somewhere in the field. 0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:42.000 It was like I think through the he ended a 0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:45.200 car that went into a ditch and then that person died. 0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:48.920 He left the scene and then later because he was drinking, 0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:51.360 I believe, and he wasn't known alcoholic, and then he 0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:54.440 came back or he turned himself in later and then um, 0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:58.480 I believe is going through his I wish everyone. I 0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:01.480 don't know if they're still together, but were quarantining together 0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:05.560 last year. Okay, okay, okay, that's hot. That's how hot, combo. 0:44:06.120 --> 0:44:09.320 I wish everyone well, I'm reading Fordy with letter wishing 0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:12.239 everyone well. Okay, wait a minute, foil circuits. So we're back. 0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:15.160 So Joe, Joe's your girl, number one, top dog. Okay, 0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:18.520 let's talk about let's talk home towns for one second. Okay, 0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:20.960 so Blake, So Blake's mom. We were saying yesterday that 0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:22.839 she looks like Cathy and to Jamie, I loved her 0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:26.040 in her leather pants, her pop collar, and she did 0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:29.400 you know that she gave Katie a Canadian theme dildo. 0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.080 I I remember, I remember Katie with a dildo and 0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:34.920 on Thomas stuff was when I when I when I 0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:38.759 met Thomas, he was like, I was like, I was like, so, 0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:41.400 what season is that? I know there was two girls, 0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:45.960 and there was two girls, and I go, you, guys, Katie, 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:48.399 she's the one with the vibe wrator And he went, yeah, 0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:50.400 the one with the vibe right, And then I don't know, 0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:54.640 I get who give a fucking Thomas grant me? I went, 0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:58.160 I went, and then and then I went, oh, there 0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:00.040 was the other girl. You guys, Yeah, I wanted the 0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:07.000 other girl. Oh Michelle lovely. He was hoping he was 0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:10.880 going to be on her season. Interesting but also I 0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:12.800 don't understand, how have you seasoned to someone like this, 0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:15.719 Like I just saw you, like the Canadian guys, just 0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:17.719 like I just saw you, And I head to me, 0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:22.080 I've watched hundreds of these women come on, yes, and 0:45:22.160 --> 0:45:24.680 there hasn't been one where I'm like, I gotta me, 0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:28.120 I gotta find I've been single during some of the 0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:33.040 seasons where I'm like, I gotta find a way to me, 0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:41.919 like find a way and hope for the best, find 0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.839 a way in the way. I have to find a way. 0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:48.560 I have to find Blake. Here's like that that blond 0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:54.640 girl that showed up on James's season. Yeah, yes, that 0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:56.880 blonde girl that was very pretty, the one that was 0:45:56.960 --> 0:46:00.719 like this, I've never been kissed, that really good looking, 0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:05.960 like Gather. She drove up in a fucking minivan, a minivan. 0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:08.839 They didn't even get her a car rental, and then 0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:12.760 Captain Harrison greeted her at the gate. Chris Harrison, They're like, Heather, 0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:16.840 what are you doing here? And yes, she's never been kissed. 0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:19.600 She felt a little bit like a producer, like I 0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:22.480 don't buy that she had never been kissed. No, I 0:46:22.520 --> 0:46:25.640 don't way in the world. You know, I'm saying, I 0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:28.520 hate to be like the way she presented her. So 0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:31.920 she was a sexual person. She wasn't. She wasn't like 0:46:32.000 --> 0:46:36.319 someone who's like you know what I mean, Like, she lives, 0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:40.080 she knew a way around talking to man and stuff, flirting. Yeah, 0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:44.080 she was gorgeous and she's a knockout. Yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah. 0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:46.560 It's it's it's like it's like you would be with 0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:48.279 your friends. You see that good just blonde bird with 0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:51.800 the perfect body and the flat abs, wearing the yoga 0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:56.160 pants in the midriffs. Never been kissed, never been kissed. 0:46:56.440 --> 0:47:00.960 It's just no one's ever asked nobody's interesting, not andy kissing, nobody. 0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:04.720 Nobody has found a way that thing that good looking 0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:07.600 women always complain about, and I'm sure good looking men 0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:10.359 impotent about it as well as like often we don't 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.879 get asked out because men are intimidated. I've asked you out, 0:47:14.000 --> 0:47:17.960 you turn me down. I've gone up to tens and 0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:20.359 gone you want to go out. I've tested this little 0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:23.839 theory of yours that no one ever asked you out, 0:47:25.640 --> 0:47:28.080 and I you know, I know it's people are like, no, 0:47:28.200 --> 0:47:30.520 you don't get it. It's just like, no nobody asked 0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:33.040 me out. I know who is saying. Who is there 0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:35.400 was some actor I've met. I've got friends who know 0:47:35.600 --> 0:47:39.520 want asked out. Don't worry, they're not tens. I got 0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:42.360 a couple of my maid too, not good looking guys. 0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:49.960 Like it's just that women are intimidated. They're so scared 0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:52.640 they're terrifying. Yeah, I'm wonder if people who aren't attractive 0:47:52.719 --> 0:47:55.560 we never get asked out like this. Maybe I'm stunning. 0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:04.560 That could be the issue too much. I terrify all 0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:07.760 the gentlemen. All right, let's talk about great for a second. 0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:15.200 He are, what side were you on during the hometown? Okay? Sorry? 0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:18.320 So him going and I said to you and you 0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:22.480 did nothing right, yeah, him saying I love you, and 0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:24.319 her going I love to look at you. But then 0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:26.040 after that, she's like, you see him off, what do 0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:29.480 you mean? He didn't say I love you, though, he 0:48:29.800 --> 0:48:33.520 said you have filled a place in my heart, which 0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:36.680 isn't I love you. It's something you get out of 0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:40.320 saying and I love you with and sorry if he 0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:44.680 just point he didn't say it. Wow, I think you 0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:47.160 said you feel a hole? Yeah, you felt And he 0:48:47.280 --> 0:48:49.200 wanted her to say, like you feel a hole in 0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:52.719 my heart, you feel a spice in my heart or 0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:55.440 a hole in my heart or something. Okay, And then 0:48:55.480 --> 0:48:58.080 he goes, I said to you that you feel old 0:48:58.440 --> 0:49:02.399 heart and you said nothing. And it's like somebody said 0:49:02.440 --> 0:49:05.279 it to me. I'd probably a guy. It's nice yeah, yeah, 0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:08.040 like looking at you. Yea. I would say I really 0:49:08.120 --> 0:49:10.200 like you or something and say something back, but I 0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:13.120 don't think you don't have to return that message is 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:17.359 such a weird sentence. Yes, um, so so, But then 0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:21.839 it's like, I I know that she's not I can 0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:24.600 tell she's not into him, like she's into him. I 0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:28.000 think that I think he's it. I think that she's 0:49:28.040 --> 0:49:32.120 so into him, but that but that he's such like 0:49:32.480 --> 0:49:36.400 he's so moody, like his weathered patterns of feelings, like 0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:40.400 the clouds rolland so fast, like he's so happy, and 0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.719 then all of a sudden he's so insecure, and boy 0:49:43.800 --> 0:49:47.040 would that get old over time? Well, so, because I 0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:49.160 don't care about the rose? Do you think this is 0:49:49.200 --> 0:49:59.520 what it's all about? Getting a rose? The whole structure 0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:02.360 of the when people come on who you're like, have 0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:05.320 you ever like you signed up for this? You can't 0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:10.120 sign up for the power dynamic is so okay. So 0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:13.600 if you're if you're the bachelor or the bachelorette, you 0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:18.760 get all the power and all the contestants they're just bitches. 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:23.320 Just you can do male or female. You can do 0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:26.800 whatever you want to these people because they can't complain. 0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:30.879 Heaven forbid, they go, you know what, this group date. 0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:36.839 I don't want to play rugby. I'm a grownass man. 0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:41.120 I use my brain for a living. I don't want 0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:46.000 to be tackled, you know what I mean, because like 0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:48.200 one of one day to like you're about to do 0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:51.880 something magical and fall in love your body painting or 0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:54.759 your body baked pottery, like the scene from Ghost. Yes, 0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:58.200 you get fireworks, you get to Neil Arts, you get 0:50:58.200 --> 0:51:01.000 to slow down to your own private concert. You although 0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.279 that would be so awkward. I can't think of anything more. 0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:09.520 I just think you missed you know you like like say, 0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:11.640 some of them is like dancing. It's always like country. 0:51:11.680 --> 0:51:13.359 That's why I think they all vote for Trump, right, 0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:16.640 it's always like some Middle America sort of like and 0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:21.279 the thing when you came along, it was what my 0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:25.600 heart little and strong and then slow dancing back and 0:51:25.719 --> 0:51:28.080 forth like this. And then there was one season where 0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:31.600 they just went, what band have you got? Well, Bandacre ladies, 0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:36.919 that's gonna make it hard to dance to the theme 0:51:37.040 --> 0:51:41.160 song from The Big Bang Theory. So what we'll do 0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:43.640 is they'll be on the They were the only band 0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:48.439 to go on a group date because group dates sock yeah, 0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:53.160 group dates and it's like I'm I'm not okay. So 0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:56.480 so they remember with Claire's season, there was a man 0:51:56.640 --> 0:52:01.120 who was just like enough. I was not super I'm 0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:04.839 not a PC person, but I really thought that date 0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:08.480 was degrading when the men like she, like Claire was 0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:12.640 just there, like Crilla de Ville, and they were just 0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:16.400 like there and like like she just said to him basically, 0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:19.680 get naked. And if you didn't get naked, you're a 0:52:19.719 --> 0:52:23.759 person who wasn't here for the right reasons. And then 0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:28.360 there was the blakes, like they're just there's just like 0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:30.480 it might have been cold, it might have been shrinking. 0:52:31.280 --> 0:52:33.800 I I need to know where my penis is before me, 0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:36.640 and that I've got days where I'm happy to show 0:52:36.680 --> 0:52:39.000 it another days where it needs to be kept to itself, 0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:42.520 you know, unless I have an erection, And then that's offensive. 0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:45.840 If I just said, everybody's get naked and next to 0:52:45.840 --> 0:52:48.880 all the other naked men with my direction, and so 0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:53.120 I get, I get the guy overdid it. He was 0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:58.200 like a bit of it. He was a piece of shah. 0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:00.720 Then he was cunty, then he ran, then he started 0:53:00.800 --> 0:53:08.239 going there. Sorry Australian the Seaward, Sorry I forget. We 0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:13.120 grat you permission to say we kept talking about chides yesterday. 0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:15.640 If it makes you feel any better, But before that, 0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:19.600 I thought he was fundamentally right that the date was 0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:24.040 one step too far, and then he overdid the whole thing. 0:53:24.360 --> 0:53:26.239 But that's the group dates. It's like this. It's like, 0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:29.000 so we're gonna play this game where you gotta soccer ball. 0:53:29.880 --> 0:53:32.399 Better this game where you're gonna soccer ball. You gotta 0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:34.920 run it like a rugby ball. Then you're got to 0:53:35.080 --> 0:53:39.120 dunk it in a nine foot hood. You're gonna get 0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:42.799 kicked in the dinner and you can get tackled, right, 0:53:43.200 --> 0:53:44.719 And they showed that little guy who looks like a 0:53:44.760 --> 0:53:48.839 troll Hunter Hunter who's a super fan of the show. 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:51.279 He's like he's like, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna 0:53:51.320 --> 0:53:53.240 do it, and then he tackles it and then everyone's 0:53:53.280 --> 0:53:58.800 like this, oh no, this has got too fun. This season. 0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:03.319 Before that, they did boxing. Yes, yeah, just put them 0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:08.360 in a ring with this is the thing that like 0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:11.560 professional boxes have to get medical checks in these and 0:54:11.640 --> 0:54:17.000 they can't. Yeah. What happens is someone gets punched in 0:54:17.040 --> 0:54:19.480 the face, which is the task that you've asked them 0:54:19.520 --> 0:54:23.360 to do, and then people like, no, we're gonna stop 0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:29.000 it here, what did you want to Noah, the nurse 0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:32.040 hopped the fence. He ripped a shirt off Noah, the 0:54:32.239 --> 0:54:36.560 nurse with the mustard. Yeah, yeah, he hopped the fence 0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:40.320 and everyone was like fucking no because he wasn't on 0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:42.960 the date. He was there as like the crowd because 0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:46.160 they were during COVID, So he like jumped the fence 0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:48.680 and like like they were so pissed that he thought, 0:54:48.760 --> 0:54:51.680 and she was like, I like that, that's bold. You know, 0:54:51.840 --> 0:54:58.239 I'm looking for a man that takes initiative like Dale's 0:54:58.280 --> 0:55:01.080 big move. If you was ever upset, you just showed 0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:05.640 up like this, Yeah, here to make sure you're okay, which, 0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.040 if you're not into a guy, is a needy fuck 0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:12.439 up my space, don't do this or that's the whole 0:55:12.480 --> 0:55:15.000 thing is like someone's coming on too strong, someone trying 0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:17.120 to move it too fast. When you fall in love, 0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:19.399 none of those things don't care. You don't care. As 0:55:19.480 --> 0:55:21.759 fast as you can make it, as long as you're 0:55:21.800 --> 0:55:24.000 both into it, you're like, let's get on board and 0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:26.520 do this as quickly as we can. As soon as 0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:30.040 someone's like I need my space in my time is 0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:34.040 like the same page, because sometimes I'm like that with people, 0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:37.600 and then sometimes you know, it's different for each each person. Yes, 0:55:38.800 --> 0:55:41.000 me and my wife knew very quickly. We were off 0:55:41.040 --> 0:55:44.600 to the races very quickly. Anyway, So what we're talking about, 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:47.920 so the guy with the starch you jumped Noah Noah boxing, 0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:50.719 boxing and patching in the face of a terrible group data. 0:55:51.800 --> 0:55:55.560 Can we mention that with these new seasons with COVID, Yes, 0:55:56.320 --> 0:56:00.680 all that traveling overseas wasn't needed. Oh you think I'm misses. 0:56:02.800 --> 0:56:05.440 I just need people crying and running away somewhere. Do 0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:08.200 you think for Michelle season they're going to travel? Yeah, 0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:11.319 I know they go to Minnesota, her hometown area, well, 0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:15.759 the hometowns of hometowns of what's his name, Jeremy going. 0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:18.719 I'm so glad I got to show her Baltimore yesterday 0:56:18.960 --> 0:56:22.479 with Justin. Justin Glad was the other. But he showed 0:56:22.520 --> 0:56:24.839 a Canada. He's like, let's go, and then they're riding 0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:28.640 on a mechanical he's humping her from behind, humping her 0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:31.480 from behind on the mechanical moves and also, we know 0:56:31.640 --> 0:56:34.080 what Canada looks like. We get it. It doesn't. It 0:56:34.120 --> 0:56:36.120 doesn't look like New Mexico. No, it doesn't look like 0:56:36.280 --> 0:56:38.480 New Mexico. The people was snowed to it and then 0:56:38.640 --> 0:56:41.399 and then what was the one the guy who ended 0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:45.560 up with Tasia who very attractive women. Yes, she's a 0:56:46.080 --> 0:56:50.759 bombshells very like a smoke. She had the bloke with 0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:57.040 the fucking underbyte yeah in the method Yeah, and how 0:56:57.160 --> 0:57:00.400 he that was dumbfounding to me. I was like, you 0:57:00.560 --> 0:57:08.640 chose I even knew I could date Tatie. It's like, 0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:14.720 I'm as good as that when she went, I'm no dale. 0:57:16.040 --> 0:57:19.160 But when Tassa showed up, like and not to be 0:57:19.280 --> 0:57:22.320 a full creeper, but like I have to say, when 0:57:22.360 --> 0:57:24.760 she came out of the pool pool and I was like, 0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:27.240 I was, I'm a straight lady. I date guys. But 0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:28.800 when t came out of the pool, I was like, 0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:35.480 human women look like that, like and I think I 0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:38.640 think she's natural as well. She's got to go on 0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:41.560 Tasa and she came out of the pool. They should 0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:43.720 have just just written and when she came out of 0:57:43.920 --> 0:57:46.439 the pool, just paused it and just put Claire hoop 0:57:49.320 --> 0:57:51.680 because it's it's like it's like that one guy's like, 0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:55.400 actually I came here through Claire, Like I like your integrity, dude, 0:57:58.680 --> 0:58:02.120 have you met I have to say when Tasha showed 0:58:02.200 --> 0:58:05.560 up again. She's very nice, she's very sweet. I don't 0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:08.000 know she's the hugest personality on the block, but like, 0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:10.560 who cares she I think she can be No, I 0:58:11.160 --> 0:58:14.720 think she's a nice person. She's fairly vacuous. I think 0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:17.600 I think I think she wants to be an influencer. 0:58:18.360 --> 0:58:22.040 But it's why, like holy mother nature. When you see 0:58:22.080 --> 0:58:26.880 what gene Pools can do, I'm like, whoa that was created? 0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:29.880 But I believe I think she was born that way, 0:58:30.080 --> 0:58:36.600 and it's like holy shit. She's like, yeah, I would 0:58:36.720 --> 0:58:40.480 fully date Tasia. It was Tastia the season when she 0:58:40.600 --> 0:58:42.520 showed up and there was like the guy that she 0:58:42.560 --> 0:58:44.520 would like. He was a super nice guy. And then 0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:46.919 he had the brother that just had tatsol over his face. 0:58:47.240 --> 0:58:53.960 Was I don't remember that? That's Ian great. I loved 0:58:54.080 --> 0:58:56.880 Ivan's brother and I thought Ian's really cool. He's going 0:58:56.920 --> 0:59:01.000 to be a paradise he is. I loved Ivan. I 0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:04.840 liked him. They had a disagreement about religion, yause he 0:59:04.880 --> 0:59:06.600 didn't believe in God, and she was like, I can't 0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:14.160 do it right, like you're you're gone. You know what, 0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:17.200 maybe we could we could have you saved or something. 0:59:17.280 --> 0:59:19.160 I don't know somebody. I don't. I don't grow up 0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:21.439 with religion, so I don't know how that works. Yeah, 0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:25.120 you might have to find God. Go you can find God. 0:59:27.360 --> 0:59:31.240 Yeah I did. I have to say. When I was married, 0:59:31.400 --> 0:59:33.720 the shadiest dream I ever had was that I had 0:59:33.840 --> 0:59:38.160 joined the Bachelor franchise and I had a dream that 0:59:39.000 --> 0:59:41.959 said to me, aren't you married? And in the dream 0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:45.440 and by the way, uh, nothing untoward happened in like 0:59:45.560 --> 0:59:47.840 we were friends, just had a good run. It didn't 0:59:47.880 --> 0:59:50.400 work out, but um, I had a dream. In my 0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:54.200 dream I said, I'm not not married. It's what That's 0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:56.880 what I seven. They're like, are you married? And that 0:59:57.080 --> 0:59:59.920 was the shadiest thing that I think I've ever constructed 1:00:00.040 --> 1:00:03.200 in my brain is dreaming that I joined the season 1:00:03.520 --> 1:00:05.880 and I said, I'm not not married. You're quite innocent. 1:00:07.280 --> 1:00:10.200 I'm not not married. I'm not not married. You can 1:00:10.320 --> 1:00:12.800 join now, I can join? Now? Do they want an 1:00:12.800 --> 1:00:18.400 adult lady? A divorce adult? Titia was divorced, Yeah, she was. 1:00:18.600 --> 1:00:21.760 I was. I was working on a sitcom for NBC 1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:25.880 and COVID killed it. We were six days out from filming, 1:00:25.960 --> 1:00:29.640 but the sets were built multi camp film. The whole 1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:32.000 thing fully car six days own and then like the 1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:39.000 head of NBC got fired another I'm sorry, but I 1:00:39.040 --> 1:00:41.640 had written about five or six episodes, and one of 1:00:41.720 --> 1:00:46.840 the episodes I had a bachelor episode where I was 1:00:47.120 --> 1:00:50.520 the sitcom started off with my mom dying and my 1:00:50.600 --> 1:00:52.760 dad moving in with me, which happened in my real 1:00:52.840 --> 1:00:57.160 life for a bit. And uh and so so I 1:00:57.240 --> 1:01:02.720 was going to put my dad on Seniors Bachelorette. Yeah. 1:01:03.440 --> 1:01:07.880 I was calling it the Widower or something, right, because 1:01:07.880 --> 1:01:10.320 I think that, like I think old people are like 1:01:10.800 --> 1:01:15.919 like whenever whenever a woman dies, because men normally die first. Yeah, yeah, 1:01:16.240 --> 1:01:21.160 whenever they're hot commodities. There was pies getting dropped on. 1:01:21.960 --> 1:01:23.480 If you're in a time and Billy, do all the 1:01:23.520 --> 1:01:29.960 women show up like all right, we've got one, yeah, commodity. 1:01:30.040 --> 1:01:33.560 The men are always been older, they die, there's plenty available. 1:01:34.640 --> 1:01:37.640 So it was going to be, Um, he was going 1:01:37.680 --> 1:01:40.240 to be the widower and there's going to be all 1:01:40.280 --> 1:01:41.680 these women show up and they were going to give 1:01:41.720 --> 1:01:43.920 him anywhere. It turns out they've got this in the 1:01:44.040 --> 1:01:46.600 fucking world. But they've been threatening that for years and 1:01:46.680 --> 1:01:48.800 they haven't aired it yet. And you knew need to 1:01:48.960 --> 1:01:51.320 you need to apply him. Did he have a girlfriend? 1:01:52.000 --> 1:01:55.800 My my father's a he does not have a girlfriend. 1:01:57.320 --> 1:02:01.360 You're saying, I stand a chance. From what I could 1:02:01.360 --> 1:02:04.400 tell with my dad, legalized prostitution is in Australia and 1:02:04.880 --> 1:02:09.240 he's quite content with that. Just to see him out 1:02:09.320 --> 1:02:17.120 until he goes good. You know what it feels a hole, 1:02:19.120 --> 1:02:23.280 I mean like it does like he uh. He said, 1:02:23.400 --> 1:02:26.280 there's some things about my my I should I say 1:02:26.320 --> 1:02:32.200 this and that? So my my my father. Every time 1:02:32.200 --> 1:02:33.880 I see me, he wants to tell me things about 1:02:33.960 --> 1:02:37.360 his life, you know, things that you know, wants to 1:02:37.400 --> 1:02:39.440 get things off his chest. And he tried to tell 1:02:39.480 --> 1:02:42.760 me a story that was inspirational about and he told 1:02:42.800 --> 1:02:44.720 the story in front of my wife. I have a witness. 1:02:45.960 --> 1:02:51.320 And when you when you when your brother was born, 1:02:51.400 --> 1:02:54.480 you your mother she couldn't have kids. You had to 1:02:54.560 --> 1:02:57.600 have corrective surgery. Her uterus was like a figure eight 1:02:57.960 --> 1:03:03.640 and and they corrected that and she had your brother 1:03:04.840 --> 1:03:08.120 and then they said it's not very good shape down there. 1:03:08.280 --> 1:03:10.080 If you want to have another kid, do it quickly. 1:03:10.880 --> 1:03:15.080 And so they had your other brother, right, and then 1:03:15.560 --> 1:03:17.600 we went to get a chumstae because my dad thinks 1:03:17.640 --> 1:03:20.000 that persectimies means that he couldn't come. I found that 1:03:20.040 --> 1:03:23.080 out as well, which is weird, right, So yeah, it's like, 1:03:23.160 --> 1:03:24.560 give a posect of me. What are you making your 1:03:24.600 --> 1:03:28.640 wife get your anyway? So so he goes, he goes, 1:03:28.920 --> 1:03:30.400 he goes. Then we went to get a tums done 1:03:30.400 --> 1:03:32.680 and the doctor said, don't worry about it. This thing 1:03:32.800 --> 1:03:37.160 is never carrying a baby again. It's all done. It's 1:03:37.200 --> 1:03:40.000 all done. I can't believe I'm telling this story. This 1:03:40.160 --> 1:03:43.400 is the right three women, all right. So then he goes, 1:03:43.920 --> 1:03:46.640 he goes. Anyway, your mother will always wanted a daughter, 1:03:46.800 --> 1:03:53.760 and then you came. She was very, very disappointed when 1:03:53.840 --> 1:03:57.520 you were born. You wouldn't she wouldn't unwrap the blanket 1:03:57.560 --> 1:04:02.800 for two weeks, didn't I see the peters, And I'm like, 1:04:03.000 --> 1:04:12.160 I'm like, he goes anyway, the doctor, the doctor gave 1:04:12.680 --> 1:04:15.720 gave birth here and then I didn't come in for 1:04:15.800 --> 1:04:19.120 the first two boys. Wasn't the way? And then by 1:04:19.160 --> 1:04:22.040 the time you were born, men were in the delivery room. 1:04:22.120 --> 1:04:25.000 But I thought, I've gone this far without seeing that. 1:04:25.400 --> 1:04:26.680 I'm not going to do it this time. So the 1:04:26.800 --> 1:04:28.840 doctor comes out, he goes, I'm in the hallway and 1:04:28.880 --> 1:04:30.880 the doctor's sassman. He comes up to me and he goes, 1:04:31.960 --> 1:04:33.800 and this is the point of my dad's story, kids, 1:04:33.840 --> 1:04:37.240 trying to make your feel it's already a fun ride 1:04:37.240 --> 1:04:41.240 along the way. He goes, this boy is made for 1:04:41.800 --> 1:04:46.200 big things. He goes. There, there's no way a child 1:04:46.280 --> 1:04:48.640 should have survived in there. He goes, this boy is 1:04:48.720 --> 1:04:50.640 destined for greatness. And I thought that was the end 1:04:50.680 --> 1:04:52.360 of the story, right, And I was like, oh, that's nice, 1:04:52.400 --> 1:04:54.880 your dad. And then he goes, that doctor must have 1:04:54.960 --> 1:05:00.440 liked me, he goes, because your mother, you never she 1:05:00.480 --> 1:05:03.160 didn't look like much your mum, but she she had 1:05:03.200 --> 1:05:11.680 a bloody, magical pussy yours. And he and he goes, 1:05:11.920 --> 1:05:14.480 and he goes and he goes, and that doctor sussman, 1:05:14.520 --> 1:05:16.440 he must have liked me, because it got tighter and 1:05:16.520 --> 1:05:23.240 tighter after each kid. Bloody and my and my my 1:05:23.760 --> 1:05:26.000 pregnant wife is sitting next to me while my dad 1:05:26.080 --> 1:05:29.480 tells us this inspirational story and I'm just like, se, 1:05:29.680 --> 1:05:31.840 so you were worried about that, So that's good to 1:05:31.960 --> 1:05:36.280 know got to fly himself. And so I ring up 1:05:36.320 --> 1:05:39.080 my brothers and I just told me that mom had 1:05:39.120 --> 1:05:44.600 a magical pussy And then and then and then like 1:05:45.360 --> 1:05:47.680 I'm with my brother actually told him in person. I said, 1:05:48.160 --> 1:05:51.880 Dad told me yesterday Mom had a magical pussy, all right, 1:05:52.160 --> 1:05:55.240 And he's like, he's like, he's like, shut up, and 1:05:55.320 --> 1:05:57.360 bloody did it? My wife's in the bathroom. I timed 1:05:57.400 --> 1:06:00.280 it perfectly. And then she walked out of the bathroom. She's, yeah, 1:06:01.320 --> 1:06:04.640 drawing her hands or whatever. Right and uh and uh 1:06:04.920 --> 1:06:07.680 and I go and she you didn't say that. I said, 1:06:09.280 --> 1:06:11.640 what what did dad say? My mother's pussy was like? 1:06:11.840 --> 1:06:18.080 And she went magical? Oh my god, all right, we're 1:06:18.120 --> 1:06:23.360 back in Um. Wow, that's a really beautiful story. I'm 1:06:23.440 --> 1:06:26.520 sorry you got to this side. I loved it. I 1:06:26.600 --> 1:06:28.720 love you know when you're in a tale and you 1:06:28.800 --> 1:06:30.480 know where it's heating. And then you guys were up. 1:06:30.800 --> 1:06:34.120 You were laughing hard because my mother wouldn't unwrap the blanket. 1:06:35.320 --> 1:06:37.520 Got it gets a bit worse. No, no, no, I know. 1:06:37.640 --> 1:06:41.080 I feel like every story I tell a rascal. You 1:06:41.160 --> 1:06:42.840 are a rascal. And that's where I like you. I 1:06:42.880 --> 1:06:45.360 feel like every story I tell, particularly like when you 1:06:45.440 --> 1:06:47.720 take me out and about I get I get social 1:06:47.760 --> 1:06:50.640 anxiety and so like I'll start telling a tale and 1:06:50.720 --> 1:06:53.080 I'll know that it gets sort of dark towards the end, 1:06:53.360 --> 1:06:55.680 but then it's too late. I've already started telling it. 1:06:55.800 --> 1:06:57.400 If you're like with a group of people, and then 1:06:57.440 --> 1:07:00.240 you have to sort of commit and that I feel like, 1:07:00.320 --> 1:07:02.040 that's the story of my life. A lot of my 1:07:02.360 --> 1:07:05.640 stories about my family and stuff like that. And I'm 1:07:05.680 --> 1:07:08.760 always like, I'm good at telling stories. I'm a static comedians, 1:07:08.760 --> 1:07:10.200 so i know how to tell the story. But I'm 1:07:10.240 --> 1:07:13.919 always in danger of being that relative that talks about 1:07:13.920 --> 1:07:21.360 a cousin that you don't remember. You know, Susan once 1:07:21.480 --> 1:07:23.560 she's married to the guy who used to be the builder. 1:07:25.320 --> 1:07:28.840 He used to be a builder. Who's this playing? Anyways? 1:07:28.880 --> 1:07:32.560 As soon as it left a job, I have to 1:07:32.640 --> 1:07:35.720 say it is I just went home for a month. 1:07:35.920 --> 1:07:37.960 When was the last time you, I guess Australia. I 1:07:38.080 --> 1:07:40.240 just I just went to Australia. I was meant to 1:07:40.280 --> 1:07:43.080 do a big tour and okay, so I was meant 1:07:43.120 --> 1:07:45.800 to do a big tour and I had to do 1:07:46.000 --> 1:07:49.120 and I was doing a documentary for Netflix for the tour, 1:07:50.560 --> 1:07:55.760 and um, I went into two weeks quarantine where you know, 1:07:55.840 --> 1:07:57.960 couldn't leave my hotel room. They have a security guy 1:07:58.000 --> 1:07:59.720 for every four rooms that just sort of stands there. 1:08:00.120 --> 1:08:01.880 He had food delivered to you. We had a hotel room. 1:08:01.880 --> 1:08:04.000 We couldn't even open the window. Two weeks we're stuck 1:08:04.040 --> 1:08:06.000 in there. Then we got out of quarantine. They got 1:08:06.080 --> 1:08:08.440 fifty cases. All the gigs were canceled and I flew home. No, 1:08:10.720 --> 1:08:12.080 and that's why I saw my brother. That's where the 1:08:12.080 --> 1:08:14.280 magical pussy happened. That's you know, that was worth the 1:08:14.360 --> 1:08:16.400 trip to hear about the magical pussy. I don't know. 1:08:16.880 --> 1:08:19.519 This is this is this. This is the first time 1:08:19.600 --> 1:08:22.880 I've told that story in any public forum. And I'm 1:08:23.000 --> 1:08:25.479 thinking about talking about it on stage, but I don't. 1:08:25.560 --> 1:08:28.600 I don't know because my dad. My dad told me 1:08:28.640 --> 1:08:32.360 a lot of stories. There's like hours of stories. And 1:08:32.479 --> 1:08:35.320 he said to me afterwards, he goes the next day, 1:08:35.360 --> 1:08:36.600 he goes, maybe you can use some of them in 1:08:36.640 --> 1:08:38.720 your stand up. And obviously he woke up the next 1:08:38.840 --> 1:08:40.560 day like, oh, I don't want him talking about this, 1:08:41.160 --> 1:08:43.080 and so he said to me, he goes with all 1:08:43.160 --> 1:08:46.440 those stories, he goes. When I used to watch comedians 1:08:46.479 --> 1:08:49.479 when I was a young fellow, he goes, they never 1:08:49.640 --> 1:08:53.559 mentioned the person's name. You just say, there's a fella 1:08:53.760 --> 1:08:59.080 I know who would know about your Yeah, yeah, there's 1:08:59.120 --> 1:09:01.880 a feller I know whose wife had a magical pussy, 1:09:02.040 --> 1:09:04.880 Like what is it? You know he's like he's like 1:09:05.120 --> 1:09:07.280 those old communites used to just tell old standard juxon. 1:09:07.320 --> 1:09:09.599 There was a bloke from our town, right, I mean 1:09:09.840 --> 1:09:11.519 he used to get up to no good. I have 1:09:11.640 --> 1:09:15.200 to say, I think you should talk about it on stage. 1:09:15.400 --> 1:09:17.720 I feel like looking at I feel like, look at 1:09:17.760 --> 1:09:20.720 Anna's face. Anna does not know you. And Anna was 1:09:21.040 --> 1:09:24.639 dying for the first time. My mom, who I never 1:09:24.760 --> 1:09:28.080 saw as a sexual being in anyway, Your mom is 1:09:28.160 --> 1:09:32.720 getting a little bit of fucking kudos for us had 1:09:32.840 --> 1:09:35.240 something offer to bring to the table. Can I just 1:09:35.320 --> 1:09:37.800 say I would be flattered if somebody I mean, I'd 1:09:37.840 --> 1:09:41.000 be flattered that. I'd be flattered, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:09:41.000 --> 1:09:43.000 If if someone was doing a routine about me having 1:09:43.040 --> 1:09:45.559 a magical dick, I'd be like, yeah, you can tell 1:09:45.600 --> 1:09:49.920 it if you want it. John Mayer, remember John Mayer 1:09:50.040 --> 1:09:52.880 said that Jessica Simpson, what did he call he called 1:09:52.960 --> 1:09:54.960 he was there was some word that basically was like, 1:09:55.840 --> 1:09:58.360 it's the equivalent of what your dad's said. Like something 1:09:58.479 --> 1:10:02.120 that was like and I feel like it's vulgaring out 1:10:02.160 --> 1:10:03.880 and about but like there is something like it's not 1:10:03.960 --> 1:10:06.679 the worst rumor to have about yourself, like a bobcat 1:10:06.760 --> 1:10:08.920 in the sack. It's not the worst thing to be said. 1:10:09.160 --> 1:10:11.479 We're gonna we got we gotta get back to the xit. Okay, 1:10:11.479 --> 1:10:13.160 we're gonna take a quick break and we'll come back 1:10:13.240 --> 1:10:23.600 with the actual shout. Oh my god, they did not, 1:10:26.120 --> 1:10:33.080 Oh yes they did, and we're back. All right, here's 1:10:33.080 --> 1:10:40.320 the deal. What's hometowns? Greg? I felt like his mom 1:10:40.439 --> 1:10:44.760 was in love with him. Greg. I felt like he 1:10:45.080 --> 1:10:47.479 when he's good, he's good. But when he's moody, I 1:10:47.560 --> 1:10:49.960 think she should kick him to the curb because I 1:10:50.040 --> 1:10:52.960 think his weather patterns are too extreme. I think he's 1:10:53.120 --> 1:10:56.320 right though, that she he's not the front runner of 1:10:56.400 --> 1:10:59.280 the whole thing, and that he can sense it. I 1:10:59.360 --> 1:11:03.280 feel like he is the front runner. And then I 1:11:03.439 --> 1:11:05.560 can't look at you. I can't look at you that 1:11:05.960 --> 1:11:11.560 I feel like he fel I feel like, yeah, I 1:11:11.680 --> 1:11:14.280 feel like he was just wanting her to say, let's 1:11:14.360 --> 1:11:16.439 run away, but like Claire did it with dial like 1:11:16.760 --> 1:11:20.040 you I know, but she clares him what are we 1:11:20.080 --> 1:11:23.840 gonna do they We're gonna have fantasy sweets. I'm gonna 1:11:23.920 --> 1:11:27.559 make love to you. No one wants to be made 1:11:27.600 --> 1:11:31.960 love to do I know even no one's ever organys 1:11:33.080 --> 1:11:35.679 you can stop by make and love you never finished 1:11:35.680 --> 1:11:39.519 that way. I know what he said, make love to you. 1:11:39.680 --> 1:11:45.519 I was like yeah, like like like even even if 1:11:45.560 --> 1:11:47.200 he said and then we're gonna be intimate or something 1:11:47.280 --> 1:11:49.320 like that, but Mike loved you because then I'll make 1:11:49.400 --> 1:11:52.200 love to you. That was like when nick Vale and 1:11:52.280 --> 1:11:55.120 Andy and then afterwards like I made love to you, 1:11:55.439 --> 1:11:57.800 like when he when he outed her on the after 1:11:57.920 --> 1:12:00.080 the final roles, He's like, I made we made of 1:12:00.400 --> 1:12:02.880 and yeah. That was when nick Faile got in trouble 1:12:03.000 --> 1:12:05.360 and then she got like slight shame that they've had sex, 1:12:05.439 --> 1:12:12.519 which was crazy crazy, the bloody fantast sweeks for can 1:12:12.560 --> 1:12:16.800 I every year they throw us a virgin, they're not 1:12:16.960 --> 1:12:19.360 gonna win. I know, I know that we know that 1:12:19.439 --> 1:12:23.600 Carlton what is the Carlton what's his name? Carlton was 1:12:23.680 --> 1:12:26.559 meant to be a virgin, but Culton was gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:12:27.000 --> 1:12:30.439 and so that's why he was I suspect maybe the 1:12:30.560 --> 1:12:34.680 religious guy. No I know the guy that not might 1:12:34.760 --> 1:12:36.880 be the one this season who sort of looked like 1:12:37.040 --> 1:12:41.760 a young, clean Eastward. Yeah, he might be as well, 1:12:41.840 --> 1:12:44.120 because it's like, what's your big hang up on the 1:12:44.240 --> 1:12:47.200 whole thing? When he said he never even masturbated during 1:12:47.200 --> 1:12:49.600 the whol who challenge, that's when I had sort of 1:12:49.680 --> 1:12:52.400 a red flag. I had a friend who hadn't until 1:12:52.439 --> 1:12:54.800 he was twenty something, and we all got together and said, well, 1:12:54.840 --> 1:12:57.559 you have to do it. You don't come back into 1:12:57.600 --> 1:13:00.400 this group until you have. Yeah, it's we eat a 1:13:00.640 --> 1:13:03.240 last Yes. And did he love it? Yeah, Now he 1:13:03.320 --> 1:13:06.360 does it on the regular. But people don't want to masturbate. 1:13:06.800 --> 1:13:10.120 I don't. I think Mike was just super religious. I 1:13:10.240 --> 1:13:12.479 just he did come out and say that he's slipped 1:13:12.560 --> 1:13:15.479 up and had oral sex. Yeah he's no, he's I 1:13:15.560 --> 1:13:18.320 think he. I think he masturbated. I think he just 1:13:18.479 --> 1:13:20.639 was saying like maybe he didn't do it as much, 1:13:20.760 --> 1:13:22.920 or like he didn't I don't know. I didn't know 1:13:22.920 --> 1:13:24.400 what I mean, because yeah, he did say he's done 1:13:24.479 --> 1:13:27.000 other things, but have sex. But you've got a tribe 1:13:27.040 --> 1:13:30.840 before your boy. You can't marry a that's ridiculous if 1:13:30.880 --> 1:13:38.040 you have to have sexual chemistry. No, no silly, yeah, yeah, no, 1:13:38.720 --> 1:13:42.840 absolutely absolutely, Like if my dad didn't know that pussy 1:13:42.960 --> 1:13:49.559 was magic, you wouldn't be sitting here. So there's three boys, 1:13:49.760 --> 1:13:55.320 no sisters. You're the baby. I read an evolutionary theory, um, 1:13:55.600 --> 1:13:59.880 and I'm having another son right now that that if 1:14:00.000 --> 1:14:03.000 you're really like fit, if you're like a boxer or 1:14:03.040 --> 1:14:05.840 an athlete or something like that, you'll have girls because 1:14:05.920 --> 1:14:08.080 evolution was because the cave men and stuff like that, 1:14:08.600 --> 1:14:12.519 you can protect them. If you're slovenly like me, you'll 1:14:12.560 --> 1:14:18.760 have boys because they won't need protection. So maybe if 1:14:18.840 --> 1:14:21.240 I worked out a little bit more. My my wife 1:14:21.360 --> 1:14:24.519 wanted a girl, was so she wanted to go, wanted 1:14:24.520 --> 1:14:25.680 to go on and go. And then it was like 1:14:25.800 --> 1:14:30.519 we did link a zoom. Um, we did a zoom 1:14:31.240 --> 1:14:34.639 gender Reville. And my wife had found out five minutes 1:14:34.680 --> 1:14:37.200 earlier than me, and she'd filled the balloon with the confetti, 1:14:37.320 --> 1:14:38.640 and all I had to do was pop it in 1:14:38.720 --> 1:14:40.720 front of her family. My family didn't give a toss 1:14:41.600 --> 1:14:44.920 and there there's loads of grandkids on mine, and so 1:14:45.080 --> 1:14:46.720 all I had to do was pop this balloon and 1:14:46.800 --> 1:14:48.920 have all the confetti come out like that, and my 1:14:49.080 --> 1:14:51.360 wife handed me to the hand of the balloon like 1:14:51.479 --> 1:14:55.200 this there you go, just like look what you did. 1:14:57.240 --> 1:15:03.200 I'm like this, Oh, I wonder what this me? She's 1:15:03.240 --> 1:15:05.160 so and then like so I went popp and this 1:15:05.280 --> 1:15:07.960 blue and fetty fellow on me. I was like everyone 1:15:08.040 --> 1:15:12.360 you eve enjoyed the show. So but I know I 1:15:12.439 --> 1:15:15.120 have a friend who had He was trying for a girl. 1:15:15.200 --> 1:15:17.680 It was their third one, and they were all excited 1:15:17.760 --> 1:15:20.839 and they went in to find out and he literally 1:15:21.040 --> 1:15:24.640 his wife like literally screamed like in the like I 1:15:24.720 --> 1:15:26.719 think they were filming it and they had to delete 1:15:26.760 --> 1:15:29.960 it so their son didn't ever see it. And I 1:15:31.240 --> 1:15:33.400 wanted to go just because she wanted to go. I 1:15:34.040 --> 1:15:38.559 didn't mind either way. My my son's the nicest little 1:15:38.640 --> 1:15:40.280 lad you've ever met in the world. So it's like, 1:15:40.479 --> 1:15:42.080 you know, if I have another one of them, I'm happy, 1:15:42.360 --> 1:15:49.599 nice boy. But I don't know. My my mother went 1:15:49.800 --> 1:15:53.559 mental after not having a girl, started collecting porcelain dolls 1:15:55.000 --> 1:15:58.160 because she wanted to. There's nothing girly about the house, 1:15:58.280 --> 1:16:00.400 was just she was living with four men. She just 1:16:00.760 --> 1:16:05.240 was done with the whole thing. She entered the doll yeah, there, 1:16:05.280 --> 1:16:10.560 combing them like this is. Can I just say, just 1:16:10.680 --> 1:16:15.479 circling back, I cannot believe that, Thomas, because I can't 1:16:15.520 --> 1:16:19.160 stay here discuss who you think is. I cantieve Thomas 1:16:19.720 --> 1:16:22.720 ruined your season for you and it's so, it's so, 1:16:23.400 --> 1:16:26.960 but I love he told me something happened in the 1:16:27.120 --> 1:16:31.559 in the show that never aired that he said, when 1:16:31.600 --> 1:16:34.280 should because you know how she was very big on 1:16:34.720 --> 1:16:37.519 the um such as such, can you come up here 1:16:37.560 --> 1:16:39.599 and then looked like they're about to give a rose 1:16:39.720 --> 1:16:43.639 and going what you did was unbelieved. She did twice 1:16:44.760 --> 1:16:49.479 where she brings. Allegedly she threw his rose against the 1:16:49.600 --> 1:16:54.160 wall Thomas's or something as he left. But I think 1:16:54.280 --> 1:16:56.519 maybe that made her look a bit tantry. So they 1:16:56.560 --> 1:16:58.439 cut out because they always, as you said, they always 1:16:58.560 --> 1:17:03.160 edit the bachelor bachelotte to Yeah, they have to protect them. Yeah, wow, 1:17:03.240 --> 1:17:06.160 that's she looked not great when she did the weird 1:17:06.280 --> 1:17:09.479 like you think you catler whatever she's like. I was like, Okay, 1:17:09.479 --> 1:17:13.120 it wasn't that bad. Yeah, what Thomas did? I feel 1:17:13.200 --> 1:17:16.320 sorry for him because I think I think of them 1:17:16.360 --> 1:17:22.760 feel that way. They do. Don't to say he was 1:17:23.320 --> 1:17:26.519 good enough to be honest, but it's like he's like this. Yeah, 1:17:26.560 --> 1:17:29.240 it did cross my mind that I could be the Bachelor, 1:17:29.240 --> 1:17:31.799 because who wouldn't want to be the bachelor of the Bachelor. 1:17:32.320 --> 1:17:34.840 I would love to be the Bachelor, And also who 1:17:34.920 --> 1:17:37.040 doesn't come on that show for that reason? I would 1:17:37.120 --> 1:17:40.200 love to be the bachelorette. We'll just fighting. Oh my god, 1:17:40.240 --> 1:17:45.120 I would love it. I would love Alright, you're buying 1:17:45.200 --> 1:17:46.760 rug me and then you have to take your kid off. 1:17:50.360 --> 1:17:52.560 But my fear would be that I would be the 1:17:52.600 --> 1:17:57.320 first Bachelor where all the women went like, there's got 1:17:57.360 --> 1:17:59.160 to be a season coming where they all just turned 1:17:59.200 --> 1:18:02.200 their back on the I know, I know, I know 1:18:02.360 --> 1:18:04.240 they're starting to do it more. They're starting to like 1:18:04.360 --> 1:18:08.000 tap out. I mean this season. Now I feel badly 1:18:08.080 --> 1:18:09.960 for her because I do think she's there like looking 1:18:10.040 --> 1:18:12.040 for a husband, and I feel badly for it. Now, 1:18:12.080 --> 1:18:14.599 I can't talk to you about this. Here's the thing, Jim. 1:18:14.600 --> 1:18:18.519 I'm going to put in a request because I think 1:18:18.760 --> 1:18:21.240 you're a delight and I would very much like to 1:18:21.880 --> 1:18:24.360 break down an episode of Bachelor in Paradise with you. 1:18:24.960 --> 1:18:28.519 Watch it, you can't read any spoilers. I'll watch it. 1:18:28.640 --> 1:18:31.720 I haven't, I haven't. I'll watch it, Okay, because we'd 1:18:31.760 --> 1:18:33.360 like to have you on and break down an episode 1:18:33.360 --> 1:18:35.519 and guests and guess who pairs up. You'll have fun 1:18:35.520 --> 1:18:38.800 because and your wife will be so happy his thing. Okay, So, 1:18:39.120 --> 1:18:42.439 so Katie what we call it Katie Katie Katie Katie 1:18:42.680 --> 1:18:48.880 um because she's sex positive. Yes, yes, she doesn't half 1:18:48.960 --> 1:18:51.640 bring it up all the fucking time. It's like, I know, 1:18:52.439 --> 1:18:54.880 I know there's nothing wrong. No one, no one, no 1:18:55.000 --> 1:18:57.439 one is. No one has ever been angry at a 1:18:57.479 --> 1:19:00.479 bachelor of a bachelor consistent for not fucking yeah, no 1:19:00.560 --> 1:19:03.000 one's ever been angry like funk that person. That's not 1:19:03.160 --> 1:19:06.040 what I signed up for. And she's just like, I'm 1:19:06.120 --> 1:19:08.800 sex positive and I think it's apparent. Okay, it is, 1:19:09.000 --> 1:19:11.200 of course it is. You should be sex positive, but 1:19:11.800 --> 1:19:16.519 just mention the once. No, it is truely just ABC 1:19:16.720 --> 1:19:19.200 can't believe a woman on the vibrator. Also, what we've 1:19:19.280 --> 1:19:23.800 realized that these people aren't entertaining. No, they're not stand 1:19:23.880 --> 1:19:26.880 up comedians, not ready to go with the with the jokes. 1:19:26.960 --> 1:19:29.759 And it's like I even like a good talent contest 1:19:29.840 --> 1:19:32.479 on the other when they when there's always a bloke 1:19:32.520 --> 1:19:35.920 who's just like, oh, it's the talent contest is it? 1:19:36.160 --> 1:19:38.400 Oh how did this guitar get here? And it's a 1:19:38.920 --> 1:19:44.920 very very prepped fucking song. That guy the teacher, the 1:19:45.040 --> 1:19:46.720 full circle of the teacher. How do you think they 1:19:46.800 --> 1:19:50.400 get contestants? Okay, people, sure you've talked about this a 1:19:50.479 --> 1:19:54.519 million times, Well, people, you can. I think people apply, 1:19:54.840 --> 1:19:57.200 people submit their friends. But then I do think that 1:19:57.320 --> 1:19:59.880 they like scroll like Instagram, and so I do this 1:20:00.000 --> 1:20:02.880 in Instagram. They go to bodybuilding competitions because remember Christian 1:20:02.960 --> 1:20:05.639 was at like a bodybuilding conference. Well that's what Thomas. 1:20:06.520 --> 1:20:09.160 They hit him up on Instagram. They did because didn't 1:20:09.200 --> 1:20:12.840 Alex didn't our Russian accountant, Alex didn't they come for him. Yeah. 1:20:12.840 --> 1:20:14.400 And then also remember my friend who I went to 1:20:14.479 --> 1:20:15.920 college with, who was on it, and they said he 1:20:16.000 --> 1:20:18.120 said he was buying headphones in Venice and they just 1:20:18.400 --> 1:20:21.879 looked up to Will's Wills. I wonder if for the guys, 1:20:22.080 --> 1:20:27.200 I wonder if maybe they're trolling for guys because they 1:20:27.240 --> 1:20:29.519 feel like it's all the guys that I feel like. 1:20:29.680 --> 1:20:32.599 Maybe the ladies. I think the ladies apply. I did 1:20:32.640 --> 1:20:35.160 the ladies apply, and then like Jeb and all that 1:20:35.200 --> 1:20:37.240 type of stuff. I think because that season they had 1:20:37.280 --> 1:20:40.680 like three blokes from Nashville who's sang so Josh went 1:20:40.760 --> 1:20:44.000 through Nashville one weekend. Someone one of the producers was 1:20:44.080 --> 1:20:47.160 on a bachelorie party and just stopped off and just went, 1:20:48.520 --> 1:20:51.479 I'll get yourself as a business trip. That guy, Remember 1:20:51.560 --> 1:20:53.160 Jeff was also he was a stripper. He was in 1:20:53.240 --> 1:20:58.240 a mail review Jim. Yeah, yeah, it was Chip. He 1:20:58.320 --> 1:21:02.000 was like Chippendales, but it was like country ship. I once, 1:21:02.280 --> 1:21:06.400 I gotta find you the photo I once showed up two. 1:21:07.560 --> 1:21:10.439 I had a sitcom idea which was about me being 1:21:11.200 --> 1:21:13.400 a member of the Thunder from down Under, which I 1:21:13.479 --> 1:21:15.519 am obsessed, which is one of the hardest shows I've 1:21:15.560 --> 1:21:17.600 ever laughed. Was going to the Thunder from down a 1:21:17.680 --> 1:21:21.360 bit of a bit of the fifty Shades of Good Day. 1:21:21.840 --> 1:21:25.280 That's a nice bit. And so so right, this sitcom 1:21:25.360 --> 1:21:27.320 and this sitcom like I sold it and everything that 1:21:27.320 --> 1:21:31.639 I never saw the light of day. Obviously, I I um, 1:21:32.920 --> 1:21:34.760 I went to the actual show. Now, the all the 1:21:34.800 --> 1:21:36.880 Australian blokes, they found out I was in the room. 1:21:36.960 --> 1:21:40.680 I'm quite popular in Australia and and so I am. 1:21:41.120 --> 1:21:44.360 I'm gonna make that photo come up afterwards with the 1:21:44.560 --> 1:21:46.840 with the Thunder from down Under. The guys will sit 1:21:46.920 --> 1:21:49.760 there just in their jeans, and woman after woman comes 1:21:49.960 --> 1:21:51.760 and sits on their lap and they get their little 1:21:51.800 --> 1:21:55.799 souvenir photos. I have a picture of that I showed. 1:21:55.960 --> 1:21:58.320 I showed up, stood in the background, and not a 1:21:58.439 --> 1:22:02.080 single person noticed that I wasn't a member from the Thunder, 1:22:03.640 --> 1:22:06.280 and they all got their photos. Now, I think you'll 1:22:06.320 --> 1:22:08.519 be able to tell very quickly which one I am. 1:22:20.040 --> 1:22:24.040 Will you texting me that? Oh my god? That is 1:22:24.479 --> 1:22:28.040 um spectacular? Yeah, And it's like I had the jeans 1:22:28.080 --> 1:22:29.840 on it, everything, I was ready to go, and it's 1:22:29.880 --> 1:22:34.360 like they were all in on the joke, dude, even 1:22:34.520 --> 1:22:36.720 just like the lack of the spraytail, just like a 1:22:36.920 --> 1:22:40.000 natural coloring. I was just yeah, just a pale fellow. 1:22:40.000 --> 1:22:42.679 And and the girls she would have gotten home, gotten 1:22:42.680 --> 1:22:47.320 the photo just an hour later, just just looked at 1:22:47.360 --> 1:22:52.519 the photo and just going what your front and center, 1:22:53.680 --> 1:22:59.160 not even hiding in the background, posing front and center. 1:22:59.240 --> 1:23:02.640 A little peak of boom, a little big boo. How 1:23:02.720 --> 1:23:06.120 do you do? Did were any of them really Australian 1:23:07.320 --> 1:23:10.640 New Zealand? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like there are 1:23:10.640 --> 1:23:13.920 all these blikes and steroids that if hanging out. They 1:23:14.000 --> 1:23:16.559 work out all day and then they pick up women 1:23:16.600 --> 1:23:18.519 at not and then they go back and they work 1:23:18.600 --> 1:23:20.240 out all day and do this show. Then they pick 1:23:20.360 --> 1:23:22.200 up a couple of girls from the show. And that's 1:23:22.280 --> 1:23:25.600 the circle of the Dies. I'm going to tell you 1:23:25.720 --> 1:23:28.400 the story and the Excalibur of old places, the Excalibur, 1:23:28.600 --> 1:23:33.920 which is spectacular. Okay, So I went and I was 1:23:34.000 --> 1:23:36.759 on a show and we dragged one of the super 1:23:37.080 --> 1:23:40.599 horny straight male writers to it, who did not want 1:23:40.640 --> 1:23:42.240 to go to the show, but we were in there. 1:23:42.320 --> 1:23:44.720 We were in Vegas shooting something. We had a night off, 1:23:44.760 --> 1:23:47.160 and we dragged this guy to the Thunder from down Under. 1:23:47.960 --> 1:23:50.880 He was I wanted to be anywhere of it there, 1:23:51.040 --> 1:23:53.439 and so he went into the restroom beforehand, and they 1:23:53.520 --> 1:23:55.600 don't have a dressing room. So the guys are in 1:23:55.640 --> 1:23:58.200 there like applying eyeliner and stuff like that, and then 1:23:58.600 --> 1:24:01.559 they make eye contact the mirror. He and my friend Brian. 1:24:02.200 --> 1:24:06.320 The guy goes and then he raises into the restroom 1:24:06.640 --> 1:24:11.120 and has like explosive diarrhea right before the show starts, 1:24:11.240 --> 1:24:14.960 like immediately before the show starts, and then he comes out. 1:24:15.360 --> 1:24:19.799 He was like grinding and like lap dancing. The women 1:24:20.320 --> 1:24:23.560 like he literally like they were like getting dressed. The 1:24:23.600 --> 1:24:29.560 guy like eye contact explosive and it was like I 1:24:29.840 --> 1:24:32.879 was I laughed so hard. I thought I was gonna puncture, 1:24:33.040 --> 1:24:35.639 like I couldn't get it together. And he's like that's 1:24:35.720 --> 1:24:42.439 the guy. Like that guy like like blowout and how 1:24:43.240 --> 1:24:46.960 he was probably taking the laxatives to stay thin for you. Sure, 1:24:47.200 --> 1:24:50.920 Forest is calling for you. Here we go. Sorry, I'll 1:24:50.960 --> 1:24:55.960 just get me friend, Forest, alright, Forest, hy Hey, I'm 1:24:56.040 --> 1:24:58.439 just on a podcast right now talking about the Bachelor. 1:24:58.840 --> 1:25:01.640 What did the guy wh in backstage looked like in 1:25:01.800 --> 1:25:12.400 San Diego? I mean it was funny, he was stunning. No, 1:25:12.600 --> 1:25:14.880 I just I came back in the green and you're there, 1:25:14.920 --> 1:25:17.080 and I don't know, I don't know what was going on. 1:25:17.200 --> 1:25:22.720 I was very attractive man there. All right, that I'll 1:25:22.760 --> 1:25:25.800 call you afterwards, but thanks for thanks for the confirming 1:25:25.880 --> 1:25:29.280 what I said. All Right, Jim Jeffries, Can I just 1:25:29.400 --> 1:25:33.519 say you are a gg delight. I don't know. I 1:25:33.560 --> 1:25:35.439 didn't want to hold you house. No, I got nothing 1:25:35.479 --> 1:25:38.240 to do. I'm going to Palm Springs today, Like you're like, 1:25:38.280 --> 1:25:40.439 I gotta I gotta get out. I got my thing. No, 1:25:40.520 --> 1:25:42.479 I just don't want to hit the four o'clock traffic. 1:25:42.760 --> 1:25:44.960 You know, I get it. I'm happy to leave in 1:25:45.000 --> 1:25:48.960 the early afternoon. No, you are so honestly. When you 1:25:49.080 --> 1:25:51.080 email me, I couldn't believe you watched it, And then 1:25:51.080 --> 1:25:52.600 I couldn't believe you haven't been a part of this 1:25:52.680 --> 1:25:54.280 the whole time I listen. I listened to one of 1:25:54.320 --> 1:25:58.640 your podcasts, and I, um, I thought I'd like to 1:25:58.720 --> 1:26:01.080 be in a Bachelor. I want to. I want you 1:26:01.120 --> 1:26:04.360 to be on the rigs. Now, we're gonna have you, Okay, 1:26:05.360 --> 1:26:07.200 all right, so we're gonna have you do a Paradise 1:26:07.280 --> 1:26:10.439 one rookie for the Paradise season. We always have a 1:26:10.560 --> 1:26:12.880 rookie of the season. What do you mean a rookie 1:26:12.960 --> 1:26:14.680 of the season meaning that you haven't watched a full 1:26:14.680 --> 1:26:16.960 season yet, so we'll get your take. Yeah. I watched 1:26:16.960 --> 1:26:18.720 a little bit of the Chad one where he was 1:26:18.800 --> 1:26:20.960 just smashing things. That was fun when he said and 1:26:21.000 --> 1:26:23.160 when he was like, fuck you, Chris Harrison, go at 1:26:23.240 --> 1:26:27.080 your mimosas and your room, suck you, Chris Harrison. And 1:26:27.160 --> 1:26:30.679 then apparently he also shot himself. Apparently, Yeah, he shot 1:26:33.200 --> 1:26:36.519 and he shipped himself. He himself because I know he's 1:26:36.520 --> 1:26:40.519 like a realistate agent and it's like what fun you 1:26:40.560 --> 1:26:42.880 know what he does? He know what he does. He 1:26:43.000 --> 1:26:45.000 did this in front of Chris Harrison's house. He did 1:26:45.400 --> 1:26:48.639 so he rents a hummer that was Jojo and oh yeah, 1:26:48.680 --> 1:26:53.800 Jojo and Jojo and what's his name he bought? He 1:26:53.960 --> 1:26:56.880 like lease is a hummer and he's like, fuck you, 1:26:57.080 --> 1:27:02.160 Jordan's Rogers and Jojo I he films himself. He parks 1:27:02.720 --> 1:27:06.120 a harmer in front of their property and he films 1:27:06.200 --> 1:27:10.840 himself like boning in a hummer right outside their door 1:27:11.080 --> 1:27:13.720 and posted on like only fans and that's how he 1:27:13.840 --> 1:27:17.920 makes his money. And Psycher, yeah, like that's how he 1:27:18.000 --> 1:27:20.400 gets even as he like parks a hormmer, like if 1:27:20.439 --> 1:27:22.599 he was mad at you, he'd parked a car outside 1:27:22.640 --> 1:27:29.479 your harmer outside your house and just like it's his girlfriend, 1:27:29.960 --> 1:27:31.880 just do it together and they just like that's like 1:27:31.920 --> 1:27:34.479 what he was like he was He's basically like you'll 1:27:34.560 --> 1:27:37.360 never not have that on your front stoop, like like 1:27:37.479 --> 1:27:40.040 that's his revenge is he's like boning on your doors. 1:27:40.360 --> 1:27:44.920 Sometimes there's villains though that I think right, No, this 1:27:45.000 --> 1:27:47.840 one was dangerous. Chad was not good. Chad was the 1:27:47.960 --> 1:27:50.880 worst of the worst. He was a nasty But I 1:27:50.960 --> 1:27:52.320 looked up where he worked and there was like some 1:27:52.479 --> 1:27:54.680 Beverly Hills like real estate type of thing. I'm like, 1:27:54.760 --> 1:27:57.439 what the funk who employed this guy? And like you 1:27:57.560 --> 1:28:01.120 may know him from reality to UV, but he's one 1:28:01.120 --> 1:28:02.840 of our greatest. So it's like him in a suit, 1:28:03.000 --> 1:28:06.439 like one of those pack bench type of pictures when 1:28:06.520 --> 1:28:08.839 he was whistling in the woods, when he was whistling 1:28:08.880 --> 1:28:11.240 in the woods and he was like, life's not all 1:28:11.280 --> 1:28:15.599 blueberries and paper planes like that was he was really scary. 1:28:16.240 --> 1:28:19.719 I didn't mind that girl who the two twins sort 1:28:19.760 --> 1:28:22.240 of teamed up on. She was a blonde girl. I 1:28:22.320 --> 1:28:23.960 think they just edited a badly and they left her 1:28:23.960 --> 1:28:25.880 on an island they went on the double. Yeah, they 1:28:25.920 --> 1:28:30.479 hated Olivia. Olivia. I know she got the first impression Rose. 1:28:30.720 --> 1:28:33.160 I think she got a bad rap. Think I agree 1:28:33.200 --> 1:28:38.360 with you. I think because yeah, she I agree with you. 1:28:38.479 --> 1:28:41.200 I think she's been on subsequent like they've had her 1:28:41.240 --> 1:28:44.760 back and she said that her life like that she 1:28:44.840 --> 1:28:46.800 had to go to serious therapy, like it was really 1:28:46.880 --> 1:28:48.840 hard for her to be the therapy she was really 1:28:48.880 --> 1:28:51.320 hard for her to be the villain. It's tough when 1:28:51.360 --> 1:28:53.560 you get that edit. I think that's tough for you 1:28:53.640 --> 1:28:56.080 because you know how people are online. Oh yeah, come 1:28:56.160 --> 1:28:59.320 for you, They come for you, they come for you. Yeah. 1:28:59.360 --> 1:29:02.760 I know. I'm starting to believe that maybe this TV 1:29:02.880 --> 1:29:09.600 show isn't healthy for these like like they all like, 1:29:09.720 --> 1:29:12.320 we got a fun love and how many successes have 1:29:12.400 --> 1:29:15.240 we got? Now Paradise, the Paradise, Paradise and that a 1:29:15.240 --> 1:29:17.919 little weedy guy who was like who had the erectional 1:29:18.200 --> 1:29:23.160 direcked all this function company. They broke up. No, they 1:29:23.200 --> 1:29:26.960 had a kid, two kids, two kids, car and we 1:29:27.160 --> 1:29:31.000 met them in Nashville. I know, I know they were 1:29:31.080 --> 1:29:35.439 really cute. I felt because she because she didn't like him, 1:29:35.520 --> 1:29:37.120 she didn't like him, she didn't like him. And then 1:29:38.160 --> 1:29:39.960 I know I loved it. That was the same as 1:29:40.040 --> 1:29:43.000 the Chad season, you see because he also because I know, 1:29:43.080 --> 1:29:45.120 because he faked going an injury to go to the 1:29:45.200 --> 1:29:48.880 hospital in Mexico. He faked was so weird. The fact 1:29:48.920 --> 1:29:52.320 that that worked. How about Ashley, I and dared she 1:29:52.640 --> 1:29:57.360 she you missed its? God, I can't wait for You're 1:29:57.360 --> 1:30:00.320 gonna love Paradise I so, I think this season is 1:30:00.320 --> 1:30:02.679 going to be great. Everyone's like cooping coop. I want 1:30:02.720 --> 1:30:04.560 to say to you that I also didn't want to 1:30:04.600 --> 1:30:06.800 watch it. I was like, why would I watch it? 1:30:06.920 --> 1:30:08.439 I have a life. I watched the other I don't. 1:30:08.560 --> 1:30:10.479 It's not like I don't get it, and I feel 1:30:10.520 --> 1:30:12.640 like you can have too much of this show. No, no, no, no, 1:30:13.240 --> 1:30:16.200 I'm promising you it's the best show on television. I 1:30:16.439 --> 1:30:18.559 saw the promos for The Australian When how's that going? 1:30:18.600 --> 1:30:20.519 The guys like a rocket signist or something. He's like 1:30:20.600 --> 1:30:24.400 a nerdy guy. We watched that. Matty J No, Matti 1:30:24.479 --> 1:30:27.879 j was before that, this guy Matt This was Matt Agnew, 1:30:28.040 --> 1:30:32.200 Matt Agnew. I tell you what, if any Australian people 1:30:32.240 --> 1:30:35.680 are listening, I'll do the TV spot. I'll do the 1:30:35.800 --> 1:30:39.360 host because it's got to be the easiest fucking job 1:30:39.400 --> 1:30:41.640 in TV. I actually said. I met Chris Harrison and 1:30:41.720 --> 1:30:43.519 David Space Show and I said that to him. I said, 1:30:43.680 --> 1:30:46.360 fucking easiest gig in the world. And you have one 1:30:46.400 --> 1:30:49.479 more rows, There'll be no more roses this evening. And 1:30:49.520 --> 1:30:52.080 then and then you sort of walk away because Tatia 1:30:52.200 --> 1:30:56.400 and this other go. They're fucking hopeless. They're not in 1:30:56.560 --> 1:31:00.720 my opinion. Maybe you think they're wonderful, but I think 1:31:00.800 --> 1:31:04.720 you need a separate person who's detached to isn't a 1:31:04.840 --> 1:31:08.360 contest I agree with you. Who can ste person one 1:31:08.479 --> 1:31:12.160 person slightly above the whole thing, a little bit older 1:31:12.520 --> 1:31:17.600 yet o yeah, that's detached from the whole thing, that 1:31:18.479 --> 1:31:21.680 like other contestants aren't trying to bang right, you know 1:31:21.720 --> 1:31:24.479 what I mean? To feel like Rob Benedict would be 1:31:24.479 --> 1:31:27.360 a great host because he's easy to talk to, he's compassionate, 1:31:27.720 --> 1:31:30.640 he's fun, he's cute, like but you have to be like, 1:31:31.120 --> 1:31:33.880 what's going on? But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:31:35.360 --> 1:31:37.639 It's a little older that maybe has kids in a family, 1:31:37.720 --> 1:31:39.479 or you know, want someone who's too old so that 1:31:39.600 --> 1:31:41.800 when the women's shops like oh coming to my room? 1:31:42.000 --> 1:31:44.600 Yeah yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. But you 1:31:44.880 --> 1:31:47.080 want just a bloke who seems to be a steady, 1:31:47.200 --> 1:31:50.400 killed sort of reckon. I'd be good on the Australian one. 1:31:50.720 --> 1:31:53.800 I reckon just to talk down. They come in here, mate, 1:31:53.920 --> 1:31:58.759 what's happened to you? Jim here? You got you gotta beats? 1:31:59.080 --> 1:32:01.360 I know when Jim walked in, I knew something was 1:32:01.920 --> 1:32:04.880 New Zealand. Their host is a guy who used to 1:32:04.960 --> 1:32:08.120 be the Bachelor, so I think you could be. New 1:32:08.240 --> 1:32:10.840 Zealand was fun to the guys. There's so many tattoos 1:32:10.880 --> 1:32:16.720 in New Zealand. All they have like neck tattoos, a sleeves. 1:32:16.840 --> 1:32:20.160 There's like, I mean, we're talking like huge tattoos everywhere 1:32:21.000 --> 1:32:25.040 theo like ben affle, like back tattoos, that tattoo. Fuck. 1:32:26.479 --> 1:32:30.400 When you got back with she must have just taken 1:32:30.520 --> 1:32:32.559 hike and he showed up and she went, well, let's 1:32:32.640 --> 1:32:37.760 change in twenty years. I have to tell you, I 1:32:38.600 --> 1:32:42.120 love it. I feel like it's her best revenge. Like, okay, 1:32:42.240 --> 1:32:45.800 a rod, Like what's the one person that could get 1:32:45.880 --> 1:32:48.200 like a rod? Blew it with a star of Southern 1:32:48.320 --> 1:32:52.880 charm allegedly and like the bat like they're just like 1:32:53.080 --> 1:32:57.240 boning all over the Amalfi Coast. I love I did 1:32:57.600 --> 1:33:01.479 um fallon once And the other guy was Jennifer Ghana 1:33:01.880 --> 1:33:04.720 And she was the most like one of the most 1:33:04.760 --> 1:33:08.560 delightful celebrities I ever met. She is the sweetest, she 1:33:08.640 --> 1:33:12.040 seems so sweet. She's so stunning too. She was so 1:33:12.520 --> 1:33:15.760 she was so nice and and she she uh, we 1:33:16.040 --> 1:33:17.519 had to go out and do one of those um 1:33:17.720 --> 1:33:21.519 competitions at the beginning where you know, eat food or 1:33:21.600 --> 1:33:24.800 whatever like that you gotta guess what you're eating or box. 1:33:24.880 --> 1:33:31.160 Jennifer Garner your dick, like the Bachelorette, and she goes, 1:33:31.160 --> 1:33:33.360 have you got anything prepared for this? I me neither, 1:33:33.439 --> 1:33:36.120 and she goes, she guys, uh, she guys, well, let's 1:33:36.160 --> 1:33:38.000 just do this together. And she linked omes with me 1:33:38.080 --> 1:33:39.680 and she wrote me down. I felt like a kid 1:33:39.760 --> 1:33:44.639 guy to the problem with. I was like cool. When 1:33:44.760 --> 1:33:47.479 they had to take ben Affleck to the to rehab 1:33:47.560 --> 1:33:49.719 and she like stopped. There's all these like paparazzi podos 1:33:49.720 --> 1:33:53.280 of her stopping getting him fast food before rehab, and 1:33:53.360 --> 1:33:56.000 I was like, that's a nice person. Taking to Carl, 1:33:56.320 --> 1:34:00.479 You're like, all right, here's your BURGERA like you love 1:34:00.840 --> 1:34:03.639 cocaine or whatever, Like let's get to your nice double 1:34:03.680 --> 1:34:06.800 Baker burger. We'll take it away here. Yeah, that's nice. 1:34:06.960 --> 1:34:10.760 You're on your journey. Yeah, because you're inside, I don't 1:34:10.800 --> 1:34:13.439 think and rehab they give you the best food. They should, 1:34:13.760 --> 1:34:21.680 they should. You're having a hard time. You're Johnson, who 1:34:21.720 --> 1:34:23.479 I don't know about you, but things are getting so 1:34:23.640 --> 1:34:27.360 hot in here. I think I gotta take I'll pit 1:34:27.439 --> 1:34:32.920 your break. It was that episode after they've just been 1:34:33.000 --> 1:34:37.759 in Alice Springs in Australia where that's was the final episode. 1:34:37.800 --> 1:34:39.640 I remember what season it was, but they were in 1:34:39.840 --> 1:34:44.400 Alice Springs, which is a fucking blowflies the size like 1:34:44.720 --> 1:34:47.600 like the size of marbles. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and 1:34:48.240 --> 1:34:59.120 and hundred and twenty degrees right, that's right, no shade there, yeah, 1:34:59.680 --> 1:35:01.559 And it's just like I said to him, I said 1:35:01.600 --> 1:35:04.320 to him off camera, I said, that place is fucking 1:35:04.400 --> 1:35:06.360 horribly because oh, that was the worst thing we've ever 1:35:06.439 --> 1:35:10.360 done from We Couldn't fall in love between the hours 1:35:10.439 --> 1:35:15.400 of eleven and four. It looked awful. It looked absolutely awful. 1:35:15.640 --> 1:35:17.759 And then no good hotels out there any because because 1:35:18.040 --> 1:35:20.040 you know, it's always the town that pays for them, 1:35:20.320 --> 1:35:22.560 because they always have to because you're you said you 1:35:22.800 --> 1:35:25.880 your husband's from Cleveland. Do you have that episode where 1:35:25.880 --> 1:35:29.800 they when Cleveland and they were all like running in 1:35:29.920 --> 1:35:33.560 the rot and then like the running they could do 1:35:33.760 --> 1:35:37.560 was like soap box racing. And he was watching that, 1:35:37.680 --> 1:35:40.400 He's like, what are they gonna do here? Yeah? That 1:35:40.560 --> 1:35:43.719 was skipping by the Rock and Roll Hall of time. 1:35:45.760 --> 1:35:49.760 I remember when they were like Delawares for loves, the 1:35:50.720 --> 1:35:54.720 weird places, like they went to Deadwood, remember that, like 1:35:54.840 --> 1:35:57.400 they it was like outside of like where was that 1:35:57.520 --> 1:36:02.120 the bad land? Actually I out left um, but they 1:36:02.200 --> 1:36:04.640 airlifted out of there. And the woman that Mary may 1:36:04.680 --> 1:36:07.759 not have killed her husband, but they always they always 1:36:07.760 --> 1:36:10.880 do where they've got the champagne and they go the 1:36:11.479 --> 1:36:14.360 rose ceremonies over people have left, they mixed the motion, 1:36:15.160 --> 1:36:18.600 lost some people and then they go they go to 1:36:18.760 --> 1:36:23.599 True Love and then they all chink chink True Love. Yeah, 1:36:24.840 --> 1:36:26.800 and then it's like this and then we're off to 1:36:26.960 --> 1:36:29.559 Delaware and they're like everyone just looks at each other 1:36:29.680 --> 1:36:34.360 like fucking and we get to do this for free. 1:36:37.760 --> 1:36:43.320 I'm finding love and seeing the world Delaware. I guess 1:36:43.360 --> 1:36:51.280 just got a Delaware. You tell me when they're like 1:36:51.640 --> 1:36:54.600 when they went they started it. Never call in Pennsylvania, 1:36:54.640 --> 1:36:58.040 They're like, never call in and like that same hot 1:36:58.120 --> 1:37:01.320 time if you recalled the mean that jojo that they 1:37:01.360 --> 1:37:03.519 did do the woodpowered hot top of that marine, the 1:37:03.600 --> 1:37:06.840 shirtless but when that was a tool, Yeah, I forget 1:37:06.880 --> 1:37:10.080 what give it a dick to us? In Nashville, Cancelman 1:37:10.160 --> 1:37:13.519 was like can I got my Luke Bell day of 1:37:13.760 --> 1:37:16.560 canceled on us for Zany's and then I was like, 1:37:16.680 --> 1:37:19.240 could I get all my like all my friends into 1:37:19.280 --> 1:37:22.320 the show. I was like, bro, you just you're in Texas. 1:37:22.560 --> 1:37:25.880 You've confirmed yesterday there in the show. You didn't know 1:37:26.000 --> 1:37:30.840 you were gonna be in Texas, like I'm in Nashville. Anyway. Yes, 1:37:31.000 --> 1:37:33.519 they when they went to remember the like Pennsylvania, and 1:37:33.560 --> 1:37:38.400 then they flew into like a biplane when they visited Australian. 1:37:38.520 --> 1:37:42.160 Now I'm very proud Australian. It's a wonderful country to 1:37:42.240 --> 1:37:44.960 visit if you've never been. Go. We've got great Barry Rich, 1:37:45.080 --> 1:37:49.519 got Sydney Harbor with exotic cities. We've got beaches on beaches, 1:37:49.600 --> 1:37:53.280 we have Koalas, we have fucking it's things to say 1:37:53.320 --> 1:37:57.479 in a stri One of those things isn't Alice Springs. 1:37:59.600 --> 1:38:03.080 And that's that's the only thing they alan Springs is 1:38:03.120 --> 1:38:07.120 the nearest city. It's a town is Rock all Arue. 1:38:07.400 --> 1:38:09.960 Let's call LaRue. Now Rock is cool. The Rock is cool. 1:38:10.000 --> 1:38:13.479 But they didn't visit the Rock. They go on a helicop. 1:38:14.479 --> 1:38:16.760 Well yeah, I don't. I know. There's like, like you're 1:38:16.800 --> 1:38:18.760 not allowed to do certain things at the Rock right 1:38:18.880 --> 1:38:21.479 back then you could. Only in the last year you 1:38:21.560 --> 1:38:23.479 can't walk on it anymore. That's the only thing. You know. 1:38:23.600 --> 1:38:28.439 There's certain things. Yeah, well there you can't funk on it. 1:38:29.400 --> 1:38:33.120 I don't know if you're allowed to drag yourself out 1:38:33.160 --> 1:38:39.639 while your ound. I just was like protections. But yeah, 1:38:39.960 --> 1:38:41.560 the Rock was cool, but the rest of it, I 1:38:41.560 --> 1:38:43.960 don't know. They I want to say they need to 1:38:44.080 --> 1:38:46.880 win though they need This show needs a win because 1:38:46.960 --> 1:38:49.639 think about it. Yeah, and like in a weird way, 1:38:49.960 --> 1:38:52.960 Ari is like the biggest success that's happened, and he 1:38:53.160 --> 1:38:55.680 was a disaster, like but now he's got babies with 1:38:55.800 --> 1:38:58.559 that Rachel and Brian. But that's been a while. I mean, 1:38:58.600 --> 1:39:01.880 that's been a few years, you know, and we've had 1:39:01.960 --> 1:39:04.800 like think about we had Colton jumping the fence and 1:39:04.880 --> 1:39:09.639 then like stalking Wells. Wells, Well, he didn't show. That's 1:39:09.680 --> 1:39:11.800 just his private life. His private life is doing well. 1:39:11.880 --> 1:39:14.639 But then you have like they're the endings have been 1:39:16.120 --> 1:39:18.120 women like Wells. I don't see it. I don't get 1:39:18.160 --> 1:39:22.840 what's going on. My wife, My wife likes Wells. I 1:39:22.920 --> 1:39:27.679 don't know what's going on. He's so adorable in real life, 1:39:28.400 --> 1:39:33.160 he's really he's a regional radio DJ. Fuck me, say 1:39:33.240 --> 1:39:37.760 you stand it's higher than that, bloody you know you're right. Okay, 1:39:37.800 --> 1:39:40.320 you're right. But again, like with the Bachelor, like you 1:39:40.400 --> 1:39:42.559 meet him in real life, he's handsome, all right, maybe 1:39:42.600 --> 1:39:44.439 in real life, maybe in real life, but there's also 1:39:44.520 --> 1:39:46.400 like I think a lot of women liked him because 1:39:46.640 --> 1:39:50.000 he was kind of more like normal looking, like he's 1:39:50.040 --> 1:39:54.719 not super about the talking head store. Yeah. I always 1:39:54.760 --> 1:39:56.600 think when I was younger, so you've got to be 1:39:56.680 --> 1:39:59.360 in your twenties really to do it. So I was 1:39:59.439 --> 1:40:02.840 the twenty twenty years ago, would have I done? All right? 1:40:02.960 --> 1:40:06.040 And the answer is still not. Don't better now than 1:40:06.080 --> 1:40:08.320 I would have done years I've been a confidence now 1:40:09.560 --> 1:40:11.720 that I would do better now. I would do better now. 1:40:12.240 --> 1:40:14.519 They should have it for like people in their forties, 1:40:14.560 --> 1:40:16.320 Like I don't understand why they don't, Like I think 1:40:16.360 --> 1:40:19.040 it would be a very entertaining shell because you're gonna 1:40:19.120 --> 1:40:21.280 have people who know who they are is in. Yeah, 1:40:21.280 --> 1:40:23.439 they knows who they are in are confident because also 1:40:23.439 --> 1:40:25.519 these people are twenty two, they shouldn't be getting foing married. 1:40:25.680 --> 1:40:27.960 Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, that's the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, 1:40:28.360 --> 1:40:30.880 it's like I found the love of my love. You 1:40:30.960 --> 1:40:34.479 know you did twenties seven. Just focus on your career 1:40:34.760 --> 1:40:37.479 and just don't worry about it, and all of a 1:40:37.520 --> 1:40:41.920 sudden it's it's it's like it's like Claire, you know, 1:40:44.360 --> 1:40:46.519 alder woman dining a younger man. She's not old by 1:40:46.520 --> 1:40:51.680 any stretch, she's seven seven by any stretch the imagination. 1:40:51.800 --> 1:40:55.400 But if if she wanted kids, din't waste your tarme 1:40:55.439 --> 1:40:58.640 with diale. Dint waste your tar with diale. That's not 1:40:58.800 --> 1:41:01.439 that's gonna that's gonna white some prime years there and then. 1:41:02.680 --> 1:41:06.240 But you're ready to think about how gorgeous her chemicals 1:41:06.280 --> 1:41:11.880 got so jangled? Are we not yet? Dale? If Dale 1:41:12.000 --> 1:41:14.240 just masturbating in a cup would produce a nice looking child, 1:41:17.439 --> 1:41:20.280 I mean he's a bit. You've got to find the 1:41:20.320 --> 1:41:25.080 picture of him with the baby. Google Google baby baby 1:41:25.720 --> 1:41:28.680 Beord Dale swaddle. How did you meet your wife? I 1:41:28.760 --> 1:41:32.080 met my wife. She doesn't like to say, she doesn't 1:41:32.120 --> 1:41:37.360 like people knowing, But okay, I've never seen the dating app. 1:41:37.439 --> 1:41:41.719 I've never been My most experience finally went on about 1:41:42.680 --> 1:41:46.800 I would say maybe four or five dates with different people. 1:41:46.840 --> 1:41:49.840 Would you go to like dinner and stuff. Yeah, I 1:41:49.880 --> 1:41:52.040 went to dinner with a couple of people and I 1:41:52.680 --> 1:41:55.200 what I found out was I had missed a beat 1:41:55.200 --> 1:41:57.400 because I've been with the same person for five years 1:41:57.439 --> 1:42:01.360 before that, and then before I'd missed to beat where 1:42:01.920 --> 1:42:05.800 women didn't they don't like you, not all, but like 1:42:07.080 --> 1:42:11.240 they don't like you ringing them up. I'm I'm I'm 1:42:11.240 --> 1:42:13.599 a terrible text and I'm dyslexic. I can never get 1:42:13.640 --> 1:42:16.639 a text like a caveman. I'm just like me here 1:42:17.120 --> 1:42:21.200 seven o'clock. I mean, I just don't. I don't display 1:42:21.320 --> 1:42:25.479 myself well in text. I just don't. So I try to. 1:42:25.680 --> 1:42:27.840 I'm a good talkers, so I try to ring up 1:42:27.840 --> 1:42:29.559 and have a bit of a chat with you. Also, 1:42:29.680 --> 1:42:32.880 I'm of the school that that if I ring and 1:42:33.000 --> 1:42:34.639 have a talk to you and we don't get along 1:42:34.720 --> 1:42:37.040 doing that, yeah, then I'm not going to bother with 1:42:37.080 --> 1:42:40.000 the actual physical date. I think that's nice. I like that. 1:42:40.439 --> 1:42:42.679 And so I you know, so you meet on these apps, 1:42:42.760 --> 1:42:44.439 your text back and forth, it's like, hey, we should 1:42:44.439 --> 1:42:46.479 go out. Sometimes I kept on bringing my wife up, 1:42:46.560 --> 1:42:48.920 like I don't know anything about this person, I'll talk 1:42:48.960 --> 1:42:52.040 to her, And she was just like talking to her friends, 1:42:52.120 --> 1:42:58.080 Like he's really weird. He keeps trying to call. I 1:42:58.240 --> 1:43:00.880 just want to get a five minute chat if we 1:43:01.200 --> 1:43:04.360 like each other, that's nice. I see that. So I 1:43:04.479 --> 1:43:06.840 think I missed a dating beat there. I think that 1:43:06.960 --> 1:43:10.000 people don't do that. No, nobody, Like I had a 1:43:10.040 --> 1:43:11.960 friend who I mean, he's married now, but like years 1:43:12.000 --> 1:43:14.679 ago he he would be like scared to call a woman, 1:43:14.720 --> 1:43:15.840 and I was like, well, you have to talk to 1:43:15.920 --> 1:43:19.320 them in person when you're I like, I would rather 1:43:19.439 --> 1:43:22.160 talk to something on the phone before I did. With FaceTime, 1:43:22.280 --> 1:43:26.040 you can actually, I think, then you can't call yourself 1:43:26.160 --> 1:43:28.160 up in TI. I don't look good on FaceTime. I'm 1:43:28.200 --> 1:43:30.679 much better in person than I don't look great reversed, 1:43:32.280 --> 1:43:35.719 like I don't great, Miss Salfie, like my bone structure 1:43:35.760 --> 1:43:38.960 doesn't quite work like in reverse and in FaceTime is 1:43:39.000 --> 1:43:41.439 in reverse. It's the same reason I don't tweet. I'm 1:43:41.479 --> 1:43:44.439 not funny. When I just write something and there's something, 1:43:44.520 --> 1:43:46.200 I gotta have a little twinkle in the eye or 1:43:46.280 --> 1:43:49.840 some intonation or something to be fake. Otherwise often what 1:43:49.920 --> 1:43:56.680 I'm saying, he's just offensive. Yeah, I mean so, so 1:43:57.320 --> 1:43:58.880 I like to have a little bit of a chap, 1:43:58.920 --> 1:44:02.240 but I can talk under water me. So I went 1:44:02.280 --> 1:44:04.960 on a date with this, this one girl Fryer, and 1:44:05.080 --> 1:44:08.080 she was really she was an actress, quite quite, not 1:44:08.200 --> 1:44:10.439 a super popular just but if I said she was, 1:44:11.600 --> 1:44:15.439 you could find out that she's pretty quickly, really pretty girl, 1:44:16.040 --> 1:44:18.960 well out of my league. And I went on a 1:44:19.040 --> 1:44:21.800 couple of dates with that, and I went to that 1:44:22.040 --> 1:44:26.120 she just had nothing to say. Nothing. If you can't 1:44:26.240 --> 1:44:29.960 have a chat with me, I can talk on the 1:44:30.040 --> 1:44:34.360 fucking water me. I'll do I'll do all the heavy lifting, 1:44:34.560 --> 1:44:38.960 just just laugh along or just interject or whatever. I'll 1:44:39.000 --> 1:44:41.400 ask you questions about you and I'll try to bounce it. 1:44:41.520 --> 1:44:44.800 But she just so So I went on the first 1:44:44.880 --> 1:44:47.720 day with that, and I thought this, this isn't, This 1:44:47.840 --> 1:44:50.600 isn't working out. But she was so pretty that I 1:44:50.680 --> 1:44:53.400 was like, I'll give her another day. But this time 1:44:53.439 --> 1:44:56.000 I invited her to I was doing a show, and 1:44:56.080 --> 1:44:57.760 I thought that would be a good buffle because there'll 1:44:57.760 --> 1:45:00.400 be other comedians there and I can chat to them. Yeah, 1:45:00.720 --> 1:45:03.559 and you know, and I wasn't. I wasn't inviting her 1:45:03.560 --> 1:45:05.960 along to a show that I'm doing an hour on stage. 1:45:05.960 --> 1:45:07.559 It's yes, if I could sit there. I was doing 1:45:07.680 --> 1:45:09.920 ten minutes so we could do the show Poppy in 1:45:10.080 --> 1:45:14.640 come out. Maybe I could impress her. And then so 1:45:15.120 --> 1:45:16.920 it turned out on that show there was loads of 1:45:17.000 --> 1:45:19.120 friends of mine that were in the dressing and sometimes 1:45:19.200 --> 1:45:24.080 that doesn't happen other other kings, and and so she 1:45:24.200 --> 1:45:26.080 had nothing to say. So I just started chatting with 1:45:26.120 --> 1:45:28.760 the comedians and stuff like that. And then at the 1:45:28.840 --> 1:45:30.200 end of the day I dropped her off, like and 1:45:30.360 --> 1:45:32.519 that's that, you know what I mean, Like, I'm not 1:45:32.640 --> 1:45:35.920 doing this anymore. Nice enough person, but there's nothing going 1:45:36.000 --> 1:45:40.599 on here. And then she goes, she goes, she text 1:45:40.640 --> 1:45:42.000 me and she goes, I want to go on another 1:45:42.120 --> 1:45:44.960 date with you, But I wanted to be more like 1:45:45.080 --> 1:45:47.320 the first date because the second day you just took 1:45:47.360 --> 1:45:49.000 me out to meet your friends, and I thought that 1:45:49.160 --> 1:45:51.960 was too soon. And the first date was great because 1:45:52.000 --> 1:45:55.240 we just talked and talked and talked, and I'm like, 1:45:55.400 --> 1:45:58.800 what fucking date were you on? I fell back in 1:45:58.920 --> 1:46:01.680 the day was just again as I re entered the 1:46:01.760 --> 1:46:05.120 dating pool, I found back in the day, I can 1:46:05.200 --> 1:46:07.800 talk to most people, and I can ask questions, and 1:46:07.880 --> 1:46:14.200 I'm curious and that most guys like don't ask you 1:46:14.280 --> 1:46:16.479 any questions. So we will go out and I can 1:46:16.600 --> 1:46:19.080 keep the conversation flowing. But then like they feel like 1:46:19.120 --> 1:46:21.200 they had the best date ever because they just like 1:46:21.280 --> 1:46:23.680 talked about themselves all night. But they will just have 1:46:24.040 --> 1:46:27.200 asked not one question, you know, So it's an interesting 1:46:28.479 --> 1:46:32.160 I don't. I had a friend who everyone he was 1:46:32.200 --> 1:46:34.680 a bit dull, and everyone she's a great girl. Is 1:46:34.840 --> 1:46:39.960 she a great girl? Everyone? And then knowing it for years, 1:46:40.040 --> 1:46:43.519 I realized that I knew nothing about her. Her secret 1:46:43.680 --> 1:46:45.880 was that she just showed up the parties and asked 1:46:45.920 --> 1:46:51.840 everyone else about themselves. That's a wonderful. Yeah, that's it. 1:46:52.720 --> 1:46:54.840 I think that might be a secret, and I think 1:46:54.880 --> 1:46:57.719 it works long term. No, no, no, no, it's yeah, 1:46:57.800 --> 1:47:01.360 it's an interesting. I will be curious. I will be 1:47:01.479 --> 1:47:03.920 curious if I re enter this to see if anybody 1:47:03.960 --> 1:47:06.760 ask questions I did any thing now, because I know 1:47:06.840 --> 1:47:09.360 I talked about myselves too much that when I'm meeting 1:47:09.400 --> 1:47:11.639 new people, I go like this when I up the parties. 1:47:11.680 --> 1:47:13.760 Even say to my wife, now, I go, if I'm 1:47:13.800 --> 1:47:16.400 not asking enough questions, can you pull me aside and 1:47:16.479 --> 1:47:20.599 say ask more questions? My wife, you're talking about yourself 1:47:20.640 --> 1:47:22.960 too much, and I'll be like, Okay, what do you 1:47:23.080 --> 1:47:26.200 do for a living, Brian? And then I'm like and 1:47:26.280 --> 1:47:28.320 then I'd like to listen to Brian sting like fun, 1:47:28.439 --> 1:47:32.800 Brian's boring, Brian so much more. When I was talking 1:47:32.840 --> 1:47:38.160 about myself the whole time, about you, Brian, about me, 1:47:40.000 --> 1:47:45.559 I'm a professional storyteller. These stories are amazing. I got 1:47:45.680 --> 1:47:50.360 a fucking story for you, Brian. Brian Well, I have 1:47:50.560 --> 1:47:57.160 to say, Jim Jefferies, I so happy to have you 1:47:57.280 --> 1:47:59.800 back in my life. I am excited have you make 1:48:00.040 --> 1:48:02.920 eyes and I look forward to bringing you into Paradise. 1:48:04.080 --> 1:48:06.599 And I had so much fun working with you before 1:48:07.560 --> 1:48:09.160 I did it at the best time. I was really 1:48:09.240 --> 1:48:13.479 sad that when Legit didn't go I really Legit. Legit 1:48:13.600 --> 1:48:17.200 didn't get enough credit. It was really good. It was 1:48:17.600 --> 1:48:21.080 I think it represented disabled people better than any show 1:48:21.200 --> 1:48:24.439 has ever done. I had so many and not in 1:48:24.520 --> 1:48:28.040 a forced way or the type of thing. And I'm 1:48:28.080 --> 1:48:30.040 not taking credit for that because that just so happened 1:48:30.120 --> 1:48:31.920 to have happened in my own life that it was 1:48:32.000 --> 1:48:36.960 easy to write about. But yeah, I look, Brad Pitt 1:48:37.000 --> 1:48:42.880 watches Legit. He does he does Wow, He'll be like, 1:48:43.120 --> 1:48:48.479 I know you. You were getting lowered down onto you 1:48:48.600 --> 1:48:51.160 were you were the size quest was the size quick? 1:48:51.560 --> 1:48:56.080 I got an end with Brad Pitt m DJ DJ. 1:48:56.640 --> 1:49:01.519 DJ came out at one of my gigs, which which 1:49:01.600 --> 1:49:03.960 he documented. He tweeted about it, and I knew he 1:49:04.040 --> 1:49:05.439 came out. I didn't know it was at your game. 1:49:05.640 --> 1:49:06.760 He was at my gig in the winter and I 1:49:06.880 --> 1:49:10.519 was telling a story about him and and I said, 1:49:10.520 --> 1:49:12.400 I have a gay friend, and was a story about 1:49:12.600 --> 1:49:15.120 something that the night out that me and DJ had 1:49:16.200 --> 1:49:18.200 and and DJ was in the wing and he just 1:49:18.280 --> 1:49:20.120 sort of decided he came out in the stage. He 1:49:20.200 --> 1:49:22.200 just walked out from the wing and he just waved 1:49:22.200 --> 1:49:27.000 it everyone like it's me, and the audience just sort 1:49:27.040 --> 1:49:30.639 of w and I was like, this is the audience. 1:49:30.720 --> 1:49:34.360 This is how little people watch my sitcom. Yeah, from 1:49:34.400 --> 1:49:36.760 there on stage, people have come to see me. And 1:49:36.800 --> 1:49:39.000 I'm like, you know that guy was from my sitcom, 1:49:39.680 --> 1:49:43.840 skinny guy from road Trip that. Yeah, I hear people 1:49:43.920 --> 1:49:46.080 like there to see you and then they're like what 1:49:46.200 --> 1:49:49.840 do I know to see me? Like, I don't know, 1:49:49.960 --> 1:49:53.880 what have you seen? What? No? Not that DJ. I 1:49:54.000 --> 1:49:56.240 think he's lost his virginity more on film than any 1:49:56.320 --> 1:49:58.360 person in history. I think he owned as a record 1:49:58.680 --> 1:50:01.479 for they always is bring him in for the virgin 1:50:01.720 --> 1:50:05.080 as DJ, and then it's Johnny Pemberton, and then the 1:50:05.240 --> 1:50:08.640 female was Kate. I think Kate mccouchee, right, I think 1:50:08.680 --> 1:50:13.280 it's Kate mccouchee, Johnny Pemberton and DJ qauls. He lost 1:50:13.320 --> 1:50:17.000 his virginity on my show to me, no, he lost 1:50:17.080 --> 1:50:20.960 in the brothel, okay, but then he lost He lost 1:50:21.080 --> 1:50:24.960 his virginity to my son's mother is how I met her. 1:50:26.320 --> 1:50:28.120 So that was how that all went down. So that 1:50:28.200 --> 1:50:31.640 TV show cost me a lot of money. It's like 1:50:31.720 --> 1:50:38.120 a buffet for you, grant Um. Well, Jim, what would 1:50:38.120 --> 1:50:40.400 you like to plug? I got a tour coming up 1:50:40.400 --> 1:50:42.800 and got the Moist Tour. It's called it just a 1:50:42.840 --> 1:50:48.040 bit of fun truly, his stand up is so fucking funny. 1:50:48.120 --> 1:50:52.120 He is hilarious. I cannot And what's your podcast? I have? 1:50:52.640 --> 1:50:54.479 I have a podcast called I don't know about that, 1:50:54.600 --> 1:50:58.479 which I would invite you on, but sadly, well, there 1:50:58.640 --> 1:51:02.080 is the thing is the podcast that what happens to 1:51:02.120 --> 1:51:05.400 the podcast is we bring an expert on, normally a 1:51:05.520 --> 1:51:07.599 doctor or a scientist or something like that, and they 1:51:07.680 --> 1:51:09.760 mentioned something whether like we had an episode a couple 1:51:09.760 --> 1:51:12.120 of weeks ago, are mosquitoes? And then I get asked 1:51:12.200 --> 1:51:14.640 questions and I have to say everything I know about mosquitoes, 1:51:15.400 --> 1:51:18.160 and then the expert corrects me and then we actually 1:51:18.280 --> 1:51:19.960 learn about the actual thing. So it's a little bit 1:51:20.040 --> 1:51:22.080 like how do they make it type of a podcast 1:51:22.120 --> 1:51:24.000 where and we have a different subject for each one. 1:51:24.040 --> 1:51:26.920 So I think I think this week, Oh, I don't 1:51:26.920 --> 1:51:29.680 know what it is this week anyway. Um So, so 1:51:30.600 --> 1:51:33.680 a lot of friends, I wanted a podcast where I 1:51:33.680 --> 1:51:36.519 didn't bother comedians all the time. You know. I had 1:51:36.560 --> 1:51:38.479 people who are excited to be on a podcast because 1:51:38.520 --> 1:51:40.760 sometimes when you're a person who's an expert in rocks, 1:51:40.800 --> 1:51:43.240 you don't get asked on a lot of different things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:51:43.479 --> 1:51:45.960 And so so I was about to say, well, you 1:51:46.040 --> 1:51:48.120 can't come to the podcast because you're not an expert. 1:51:51.360 --> 1:51:54.599 I can't tract and designed my own house. You're an 1:51:54.640 --> 1:51:58.880 expert in the Bachelor. I'm an expert in the Bachelor. 1:51:59.280 --> 1:52:01.719 Can come? Can come on the podcast. I'm an expert 1:52:01.760 --> 1:52:03.920 on the Bachelor. I actually know a little bit about that. 1:52:04.080 --> 1:52:07.080 But yeah, no, my co host who knows everything, and 1:52:07.120 --> 1:52:09.439 he's got all the questions in the computer at Forest, 1:52:09.520 --> 1:52:11.960 do we just okay? Great? Because and Forest is a 1:52:12.120 --> 1:52:15.360 bachelor virgin he doesn't want so we can figure out 1:52:15.360 --> 1:52:17.720 what about went Forest. It's just taken back by the 1:52:17.800 --> 1:52:22.360 handsome man in the dressing room, gorgeous Gageus. He was like, 1:52:22.520 --> 1:52:27.679 this guy is gorgeous. I love what's happening here? Thomas. 1:52:27.840 --> 1:52:30.360 He was just like, yeah, I started really good, and 1:52:30.439 --> 1:52:32.759 then I become like a villain just for telling the truth. 1:52:34.680 --> 1:52:37.599 There's no accountability. I don't think he's the sharpest knife 1:52:37.600 --> 1:52:41.200 from the drum. Maybe maybe handsome when you're that good looking, 1:52:41.240 --> 1:52:44.040 who cares? Did just he was just too honest. I 1:52:44.680 --> 1:52:48.599 think I know I with you. He was super nice 1:52:48.640 --> 1:52:51.880 when I met him. He was just too beautiful. That's it. 1:52:52.000 --> 1:52:54.320 Must sister brought him. I am and be like, well done, 1:52:58.800 --> 1:53:01.679 believe but I have a sister. Yeah, we know about 1:53:01.720 --> 1:53:06.439 the magical pussy. Oh the sadness that no one got 1:53:06.520 --> 1:53:10.360 to inherit it. They're one and my mom was upset 1:53:10.439 --> 1:53:12.439 for having sons all the time. No one ever got 1:53:12.520 --> 1:53:14.400 to pass on the magical pussy. All we had was 1:53:14.479 --> 1:53:17.439 my dad's shitty dick. Just think about all those dolls though, 1:53:17.479 --> 1:53:19.880 who knows what was happening with those dolls. Well, then 1:53:20.360 --> 1:53:22.160 we're in the processes and my mother passed away. So 1:53:22.240 --> 1:53:24.439 when the processes of figuring out what to do with them, 1:53:24.680 --> 1:53:27.679 hundreds of the some of them might be worth something. 1:53:27.720 --> 1:53:29.360 We don't want some dog like that coming in and 1:53:29.520 --> 1:53:31.719 ripping us off. No, yeah, I don't want Jim Jeffrey 1:53:32.479 --> 1:53:36.600 by Adult collect Or not again. Got to go on 1:53:36.640 --> 1:53:39.799 Antique Road Show. Me, I got to go on Antique 1:53:39.880 --> 1:53:47.080 Road Show a thousand times back with Molly. Yeah, Shirley 1:53:47.160 --> 1:53:50.920 Temple doll looks great. You could build a whole career. 1:53:51.400 --> 1:53:53.679 Your next stage of your career is you're the guy 1:53:53.800 --> 1:53:57.960 from Antique Road the dolls. I watched Antique Right Show. 1:53:59.280 --> 1:54:02.559 I try to get what things are I've never seen 1:54:02.600 --> 1:54:04.320 in my life, and now I like how they go. 1:54:04.800 --> 1:54:08.320 And this cabinet here is worth twenty thousand dollars and 1:54:08.400 --> 1:54:11.000 that's like two thousand and twelve, and I go, that's 1:54:11.080 --> 1:54:18.400 dropped in value down. Yeah. Our friend who does the 1:54:18.479 --> 1:54:22.519 Australia podcast with us accidentally is the newest cast member 1:54:22.560 --> 1:54:26.360 on Storage Wars, and we are obsessed with stories. Was 1:54:27.439 --> 1:54:31.560 they fill the lockers themselves? No, no, she goes and 1:54:31.720 --> 1:54:34.720 she's like, it's disgusting. No, no, no, it's not bid. 1:54:36.280 --> 1:54:38.040 And if you use their own money to bid on 1:54:38.120 --> 1:54:42.560 these crap lockers and like himmet or something, and yeah, 1:54:42.800 --> 1:54:45.760 she does it. She she wasn't like looking to do 1:54:45.920 --> 1:54:48.520 this and she's on the rigs like she's done like 1:54:48.640 --> 1:54:52.680 twelve of them. Yeah, that's how you do it. Um, 1:54:53.200 --> 1:54:56.400 we got to move on with our lives until next week. 1:54:56.560 --> 1:55:00.280 Jim Jeffreys, here's the deal. You're gonna watch parad you 1:55:00.320 --> 1:55:02.160 can have a newborn, you're gonna need You're gonna have 1:55:02.240 --> 1:55:07.360 so much free time, you'll need a distraction. You'll have 1:55:07.440 --> 1:55:11.280 funked up hours. And then my wife will and then 1:55:11.360 --> 1:55:13.720 you'll do that, and then you'll come, and then you'll come. 1:55:13.840 --> 1:55:16.600 Don't read any spoilers because we're gonna come. Guess how 1:55:16.680 --> 1:55:18.920 it ends. We're gonna bring you home. We're gonna break 1:55:18.920 --> 1:55:20.680 down an episode and guess how it ends. All right, 1:55:21.200 --> 1:55:24.680 Jim Jefferies, you're a g D delight, total fan, So 1:55:24.840 --> 1:55:27.560 happy that you came, so glad you messaged me, I'll 1:55:27.640 --> 1:55:31.320 be there to meet me for I thought your texting 1:55:31.440 --> 1:55:37.600 was fine. Hi Hi, Hi, Come on podcast. He watched Thomas, 1:55:38.920 --> 1:55:41.120 got to Jim jeffreys dot com for two tickets, Got 1:55:41.200 --> 1:55:43.520 to Jim Jeffrey's dot com for tour tickets until next time. 1:55:43.560 --> 1:55:50.280 We'll be back next week. Goodbye. Oh yeah, I'm gonna 1:55:50.320 --> 1:55:56.600 get all up. Feels so good. I just gotta wonder 1:55:58.480 --> 1:56:18.920 when you read this rolls your world? Who rolls into 1:56:19.160 --> 1:56:27.000 your world? Will you accept this? 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