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<v Speaker 1>Three.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just tell you how annoyed I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? How annoyed are you today? Scott?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on? Oh boy, can I just tell you how

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<v Speaker 2>annoyed I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, how annoyed?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold On? Can I just tell you how annoyed I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>So annoyed. Well, we just did, like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>a good ten minutes of a podcast sick okay six

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<v Speaker 2>five five? Yeah, and it just all got deleted.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that computer.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid technology.

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<v Speaker 1>Stupid technology. Well, welcome to another episode of Bah Bah bullchit?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do it in the whole thing again? How

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<v Speaker 2>my wife hates that? And we need to start.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy love you? Amy does not like the bah part.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to do a Wayne's World jingle instead?

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<v Speaker 1>Bullshit party time conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's no, nothing like that. Yeah, it's a blatant ripoff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so doing it to a Jonas Brothers song

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<v Speaker 1>or material girl is not a blatant ripoff. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even remember how I don't want to do this now, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very very upsetting.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your head back in the game. I can't talk

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<v Speaker 1>about deceptive ad practice.

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<v Speaker 2>We were going to talk about deceptive ad practices, but

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<v Speaker 2>of course I got sidetracked and I started talking about

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<v Speaker 2>bicycles and psoriasis. Yes, so in a nutshell, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what we were talking about. I was riding my

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<v Speaker 2>bike with my daughters the other day. Yes, do you

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<v Speaker 2>have a bike, Yes, I have a bike. I actually

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<v Speaker 2>wanted in that iHeart contest from last summer from Priority Bikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that bike and believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, what were you going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, So my dermatologist is doing a bike athon, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>charity bikethon, and I was like, I want to do

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<v Speaker 2>a charity bikethon and it's out to the Hampton, So

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<v Speaker 2>how cool would that have been? But I didn't It's

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<v Speaker 2>for sariasis, yeah, which I didn't realize was such a

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<v Speaker 2>big thing. But I guess a dermatologist would really care

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<v Speaker 2>about sarriasis. Yes, I just thought it was a rash,

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<v Speaker 2>put some cream on it, call today. But I mean

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<v Speaker 2>it's really a serious thing and a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>are affected by it, so it would have been really

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<v Speaker 2>cool to raise money for siasis research. However, it was

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<v Speaker 2>on May first, which was now a couple of days ago, right,

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<v Speaker 2>is that right? A couple days ago?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Cooper's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, today's May fifth. Yeah, okay, so we'll get to

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<v Speaker 2>that in a second. But anyway, the pithon gative topics.

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<v Speaker 2>The pothon was canceled because of permitting issues. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was very excited to do it, and now I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to wait because hopefully it's going to be rescheduled.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I feel like you also don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>ride your bike too late in the summer because, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something, a July bike ride just sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like literal torture to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, it was going to be May, and now

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<v Speaker 2>it's supposed to be September, which would be cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice good, Yeah, breezy, you get some of that breeze back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so look forward to sponsoring me for Sariasis. Even

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar would be great. If we have, like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, eighty listeners. That's eighty bucks. That's pretty good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>do we have eighty listeners? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, without a doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So back to deceptive advertising, because you've all experienced it,

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<v Speaker 2>whether you get a phone call or an email or

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<v Speaker 2>a text, or if you're riding your bike with your

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<v Speaker 2>children and in the street you see this fifty dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>So of course, you know me, I was like fifty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars and I went I picked it up. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like cool, but it was wrapped around a piece of

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<v Speaker 2>paper and it had coupons on the back. That's such

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<v Speaker 2>bs and very illegal, I might add, it is illegal,

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<v Speaker 2>incredibly illegal. This is not even like a fake looking

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<v Speaker 2>This is an act hold on that you can see

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<v Speaker 2>through it. This is not even like a fake looking

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<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars bills. They freaking copied it and put it

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<v Speaker 2>on the front of a coupon thing for a junk company.

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<v Speaker 2>See now what I want to do? And I hate

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<v Speaker 2>to be that guy, but I think I might be

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<v Speaker 2>that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to report them?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to call the Secret Service and I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to say, dude, this is not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So the person who won't email serial companies Instaid chooses

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<v Speaker 1>to DM them suddenly has the number to Secret Service.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to reach out to them online.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, why the Secret Service, because they're the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>investigate this, not the Federal Trade Commission. No, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not Federal Trade. This is Secret Service. Why would Secret

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<v Speaker 1>Service get involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Federal Trade would be DECEPTI deceptive advertising, but Secret Service

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<v Speaker 2>would be counterfeit money. Do you remember you? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think you were here. Many years ago, Greg t Photo

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<v Speaker 2>copied a five dollar bill on the color copy machine

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<v Speaker 2>and went outside with it. He didn't try to spend it,

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<v Speaker 2>but he took it outside and he was like what whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>And the Secret Service came to the radio station and

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<v Speaker 2>sat him down in a room and had a conversation

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<v Speaker 2>with him, serious conversation. This was not a bit and

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<v Speaker 2>so it's very serious. But this is incredibly not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>What's funny to me is that did you save that

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<v Speaker 1>Secret Service person's phone number? Is that who you're gonna call?

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<v Speaker 2>I might, I might have the business cards. Lead I

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<v Speaker 2>might have the business cards, but I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be attached to it because I don't want this junk

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<v Speaker 2>company on Long Island to be like, uh yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>they'll dump junk on my lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, thank god that we are not on a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that people listen to and know you're Scottie b

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna trace.

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<v Speaker 2>It back to this. Yeah. But that's why I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to say it. I'm not going to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna say, hey, get your ish together.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to go full Karen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Carl. I thought it was Carl.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Chad.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it Chad?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the male version of Karen was Carl.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what's up next on the docket, Andrew, Well, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were about to bring something else. Cooper's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, happy birthday, Cooper. Yes, Cinco to Mayo, Cinco to

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<v Speaker 2>Mayo Buenos Dias, Philes, Coopliano Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Michelle a survivor?

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I know that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know I did, because I think when we

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<v Speaker 2>weren't they both in the same room at one point,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she was like synco to my birthday girl, something

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe, but we you know, I've mentioned in previous

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<v Speaker 2>podcasts that we had her born on May fifth on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>And your other child is born on eleven. Uh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>eleven seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, what's eleven seven? What does that have to

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<v Speaker 2>do with anything? What would be the easiest eleven date?

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<v Speaker 1>Eleven eleven?

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<v Speaker 2>Very good?

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, make a wish? Yeah, yeah, Veterans Day always Amy

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<v Speaker 1>is the eighth, and you're the sixth of August.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good.

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<v Speaker 1>And when's mine?

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<v Speaker 2>April twenty ninth? Still wrong, April thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I was much much closer, said.

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<v Speaker 1>I know your children now, and I know your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ser sometime in June?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Fifteenth? Very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually that's a lot you don't know it's June fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure it is, because the last time I

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<v Speaker 1>brought up birthdays, you were like, it's sometime.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what else do you gotta talk about today? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>We're only six minutes in. Come on, here's a question. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have anything prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we don't need to have things prepared. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>doing this off the cup. We're like two flag guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I do have to leave short. They have to

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<v Speaker 2>pick up Astley from school.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch Gud'silliver's King Kong?

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<v Speaker 2>Did not? It's not my thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Plus it's also Kong? Right? I saw the billboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, God's Oliver's Kong.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so good. I'm not into this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. I take that back. It's a good

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<v Speaker 1>bad movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not into those movies.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of movies? What was the last movie you watched?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch any of the Oscar contenders.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it called a perfect something girl? She's a

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<v Speaker 2>scorn woman? Yes, was it good? It was wonderful. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>I really liked it. Okay, I just say wonderful. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it was really good. It was a it was

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<v Speaker 2>a it was a really good movie. This is now

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<v Speaker 2>a movie podcast. No, I liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wanted to see that one.

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<v Speaker 2>You should.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting though, because they call it the description is

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<v Speaker 2>a romantic comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>But doesn't she kill people?

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<v Speaker 2>It is not a comedy at all. I may have

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<v Speaker 2>giggled once or twice. Remember those cookies in the eighties, giggles.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what you're talking. You don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>giggles from Zibisco ding No.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the slogan Nubisco, but I don't remember giggles.

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<v Speaker 2>Giggles were I mean, they were probably around it till

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<v Speaker 2>the early to mid nineties. It was a short bread

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<v Speaker 2>cookie almost you know, it was a sandwich there. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a sandwich cookie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And there were different faces cut out, like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>so there was like it was two eyes in the mouth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was cut out and it was cream inside.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was vanilla or was chocolate or is vanilla

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate cream? And it was called giggles.

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<v Speaker 1>Have not seen those, have never even heard of those.

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<v Speaker 1>I really love the moonpie ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Those aren't cookies though, Yeah they are moon pies.

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<v Speaker 1>Are it's you're gonna stop the recording.

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<v Speaker 2>I just know it's gonna have the description of the item.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not a cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess you're right on that. You know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I get ahead of myself. I just don't think. But

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<v Speaker 1>I love moon pies. They're so delicious, they are pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so bad for you, though, Eh, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>anything that's good is bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that make it?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've just knocked over a bowl of nothing. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>listen to this, Andrew, what Scott? It's coming?

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<v Speaker 1>What's coming?

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<v Speaker 2>Scott?

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<v Speaker 3>I like cookies because we've got two kinds of cream inside.

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<v Speaker 3>He likes giggles, funny faces. There's a fludge of vanilla

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<v Speaker 3>cream in each one, stupid kid, kinds of cream in

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<v Speaker 3>each funny face? Are you going to eat that money?

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like you've enjoyed the commercial. I've just heard

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<v Speaker 1>a child laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the old Nimbisco thing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So anyway, it was cookies and they just had

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<v Speaker 2>some kid just laugh. Yeah, stupid kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you can see why that didn't last a while.

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<v Speaker 2>This dumb computer. What else you got, buddy? We were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about something else and I interrupted with cook Giggles cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking about on Ziliver's King Kong. We were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about promising young woman. Yes, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>Giggles gave it the conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't either.

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<v Speaker 1>It just goes to show you how random it is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's bull chat for you, good old bowl chat.

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<v Speaker 2>While we're doing bull chat. Yeah, can I I need

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<v Speaker 2>something to put this on?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>What can I can you put there?

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<v Speaker 1>Look it's done, It's done.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, thank you. It's gonna fall. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>I bought something for us that we could, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of snack on around the bowl. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where'd it go?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it right there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's cereal related, even though this is not the

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<v Speaker 2>serial podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that remix.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's s'mores Golden Graham's remix.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I had recently that I found out?

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<v Speaker 1>I love crepes? I've never been a crepe skuy crape before.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think i've ever, like, seriously like dove into

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<v Speaker 1>a crape.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had a Blintz? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are spectacular?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it technically is a crape, but it is,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you find them a lot in Jewish delis.

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<v Speaker 2>They are I don't know how to explain it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a it's a tubular looking thing oblong I

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<v Speaker 2>guess maybe oval almost, and it's phil it's creepy, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's filled with usually sweet cheese. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's not ricotta, but it's like it's a it's

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<v Speaker 2>sweet when you it's sweet cheese. I don't have us

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<v Speaker 2>to explain it. It's delicious. It looks like ricotta cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't believe it is. And you put it

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<v Speaker 2>in sour cream or whatever. And then they also have

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<v Speaker 2>ones filled with cherry or apple or potato. I like

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<v Speaker 2>those as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's almost like a perogi crape hybrid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I would say that, but you don't really see

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<v Speaker 2>cherry parogis. But it's I love a good stick your

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<v Speaker 2>hand out, okay. Yeah. One of our listeners actually suggested

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<v Speaker 2>that we sit around and eat snacks while we bowl chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can bring a snack next time. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to go to my We should have done

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<v Speaker 1>potato chips.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize it was going to be snink up

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<v Speaker 2>to my own till right now. All right, chip potato chips.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you, don't play the chips theme.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't play that on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we already have, I believe. I gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a fan of eating just dry cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you know, at the end of the day

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<v Speaker 2>it's still just cereal, is just without milk. They're repackaging

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<v Speaker 2>stuff as snacks left and right.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make sense. No. Also, I know people when

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<v Speaker 1>we went out to dinner recently, they eat the Cereal plane.

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<v Speaker 1>They pour themselves a bowl and drink a cup of

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<v Speaker 1>milk on the side that.

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<v Speaker 2>You would do with giggles, not with Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it, Like this is this Like I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't dive into this as a snack. I wouldn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like. This doesn't make sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be different just because we are Cereal. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I am a Cereal aficionado. So I don't really eat

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<v Speaker 2>cereal as snacks, but some normal, regular non cereal people

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<v Speaker 2>might just be like, eh, you know people eat it

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<v Speaker 2>for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like, I know, people eat it for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is like, I don't know. This is dry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a Chex mix, but not in all the

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<v Speaker 1>way Checks Mix, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even close to Chex mix. Checks miss checks

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<v Speaker 2>mix is savory. But what I'm saying of there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>checksy about this at all except that it's made by

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<v Speaker 2>the same company that's it the companies.

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<v Speaker 1>That can I see the bag really quick? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I just have to see it. I think I see

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<v Speaker 1>something on it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, No, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's say at the same time one, two, three posts.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's General General Milks.

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<v Speaker 1>O h, it's General Mills.

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<v Speaker 2>Look I said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that. It meant that I need to post

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<v Speaker 1>myself to General Mills.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. What else you got, Andrew? Let's roll

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<v Speaker 2>along because you know I got to get a parking

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<v Speaker 2>ticket here pretty soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already probably got one because you didn't tell me. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a good one. Do you like spicy foods?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a fan of spicy foods. However, Okay, my

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<v Speaker 2>wife Amy, over the years has gotten me to eat

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<v Speaker 2>spicy earth things, and I plot her for that because

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<v Speaker 2>growing up, I'll just say, my family was pretty bland.

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<v Speaker 2>There was not a lot of spice on things. Mayo

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<v Speaker 2>is a spy, no, but you know, very little salting

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<v Speaker 2>and no. I enjoyed food growing up, but I enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>it more now because of spices, you know. So there

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<v Speaker 2>are some things I like, Like last night we went

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<v Speaker 2>to a taco place, dirty taco. Okay, it was delicious,

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<v Speaker 2>and I had some crazy spicy carnita taco, right carnita. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's poork, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked your little accent on that we had a carnita.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to tell you that's something that kind of

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<v Speaker 2>makes me annoyed. Like people will be talking like straight up,

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<v Speaker 2>so how are you today? Like you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>Like they add the accent in the middle of like

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<v Speaker 2>a full on, very very you know, English sounding sentence

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<v Speaker 2>and then they just add an accent.

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<v Speaker 1>So it would have been like when I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about crapes, being like Scott, you know what I found out.

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<v Speaker 1>I love crips.

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<v Speaker 2>I love crips so much, exactly, Like, if that's not

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<v Speaker 2>how you always talk, don't just add it in for

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<v Speaker 2>a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you know the same thing goes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if I were talking about when we were mentioning cripes,

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<v Speaker 1>if I went to bitolkies, Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It always makes me stop and be like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you think it sounds smarter, but to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just add a tilda to something while you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking that you wouldn't normally add a tilda to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I also can't roll my rs, so I've always

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<v Speaker 1>felt like I've been jaded by that. Like in Spanish class,

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<v Speaker 1>they'd be like, roll your rs and so it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>like senorita. But that's how it sounds like to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a Spanish name in Spanish class? Andres Andres? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>mine was Sergio?

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<v Speaker 3>What so?

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<v Speaker 2>I was so I serrio o la?

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<v Speaker 1>Your name was seriously Sergio?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And in Hebrew school it was Shalom.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, okay, so what what would my name be in Hebrew? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is gonna sound real dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because like my name started with an S, they

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<v Speaker 2>probably gave me an S thing named I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>A S thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So Olif is a it's the first letter of the

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<v Speaker 2>Hebrew alphabet, so maybe you'd be Olif because your name

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<v Speaker 2>is Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like that name.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fun name, Yeah, isn't it Olif Alif? I

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<v Speaker 2>like that bet gimmel dollad hey non, I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>remember it a little bit. I was very bad. I

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<v Speaker 2>got kicked out of Hebrew School for a year. What

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<v Speaker 2>that would be the equivalent of like CCD right Catholic,

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<v Speaker 2>you know whatever, So you go to Hebrew School for

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<v Speaker 2>like six or seven years to see you have your

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<v Speaker 2>bar mits foot when you're thirteen. And I was so

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<v Speaker 2>bad in school because I hated it so much. I

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<v Speaker 2>used to throw stuff out the window and it was terrible,

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<v Speaker 2>and I that kid. I was that kid because I

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<v Speaker 2>just I hated it. I'm sorry, I hated it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I got kicked out of Hebrew school. But since my

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<v Speaker 2>parents paid for it, they couldn't really like kick me out,

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<v Speaker 2>kick me out, so I had to help the art teacher,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would fill the paint cans and stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>that for art class. That's what I went mister Tabor.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to him every day because I wasn't. I

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<v Speaker 2>kicked a hole in the wall in class, and I

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<v Speaker 2>pretended that the Sylvanian family was living in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>I had a whole thing. Like, dude, I was such

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<v Speaker 2>a mess. You have no idea. That's where Cooper gets

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<v Speaker 2>it from. That's why Cooper talks to herself, and she

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<v Speaker 2>goes to electrical outlets and goes DDDDD and talks to

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<v Speaker 2>them because it looks like a smiley face. Look at

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<v Speaker 2>an electrical outlet. It looks like a face. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's this in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Same year that you tried to get out of school.

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<v Speaker 1>So you pretended to have a sick like you pretend

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<v Speaker 1>to have illness and went to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Right around that time, because that was fourth grade, and

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<v Speaker 2>you probably would have started Hebrew School by fourth grade

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<v Speaker 2>for sure. So yeah, yeah, that was all around that time.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my childhood, we gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were a very imaginative kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Then we went to the Poconos and bought pineapples

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<v Speaker 2>and m ET's and blew up tree trunks. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they had a flea market in the Poconos. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the Pocono Bizarre Flea Market and they sold everything there.

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<v Speaker 2>You could get anything, and there was a firework stand,

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<v Speaker 2>and every weekend we'd go to the Poconos and by

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<v Speaker 2>fireworks at the Poconobazar flea mark, and I would smuggle

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<v Speaker 2>them home, you know, because you when you were in

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<v Speaker 2>the eighties and you could just walk around by yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody cared. So my parents would be looking at some

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<v Speaker 2>you know, vase, and I'd be at the fireworks stand

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<v Speaker 2>loading up, and they'd be selling this ten year old

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<v Speaker 2>kid pineapples, which were really strong m eighties. They were

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<v Speaker 2>like double an M.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight the what is a pineapple firework?

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<v Speaker 3>Look?

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<v Speaker 2>Look it's looks like a quarter of a stick of dynamite.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna google this, Yeah, And so I would take

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<v Speaker 2>them home and put them in like spaghetti sauce jars

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<v Speaker 2>and light it and run away. Had shards of glass

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<v Speaker 2>would shoot for miles. We were terrible kids.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds so terrifying, yeh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we would make anus balls, that's what we

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<v Speaker 2>would call them. Ones.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell isn't you lit like legit fireworks that

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<v Speaker 1>do things like this?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it was a pineapple. No, it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>look like a pineapple in the sky. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>quarter stick of dynamite. Yeah, it was that. So this yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was it was that. It was oh my god. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and an anus ball would we would cut tennis balls

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<v Speaker 2>and we'd put shaving cream and firecrackers in them and

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<v Speaker 2>throw them in the street and like them. We were

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<v Speaker 2>terrible children. Andrew with no supervision.

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<v Speaker 1>Mimi, I feel like that's the eighties. Yeah, and somewhat

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<v Speaker 1>of the nineties. Street lights went on, went home for dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it. Yeah, we heard the fire alarm, went

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<v Speaker 1>home for dinner every night at six o'clock. Fire alarm.

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<v Speaker 2>Every night at six o'clock. The fire alarm would ring

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<v Speaker 2>one time and you'd know it was six o'clock. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's actually really smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do Cooper and Ashley play outside or no, they do.

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<v Speaker 2>They play out in the back but they're playing on

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<v Speaker 2>their devices in the backyard. I'm just happy to get

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<v Speaker 2>them outside. Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, like my sister, I feel like every time I

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<v Speaker 1>eat dinner with her now, she's on her phone. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if we're just eating dinner, and I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really truly outside of this podcast where I sometimes check

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<v Speaker 1>my phone, I sometimes sometimes I do not pick up

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<v Speaker 1>my phone when I am at dinner. Ever, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like it. I feel like it's very rude to be

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<v Speaker 1>at a table. It's somebody and they're on their phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Once we finally have a kitchen table again because we've

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<v Speaker 2>been in construction hell for the last three months, they

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<v Speaker 2>will be a no device at the table rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Smartest thing you could ever do. I'm fine with keeping

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<v Speaker 1>my phone down, maybe checking it once, but like sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there texting unless it's like you're getting some real big news,

0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:10.479
<v Speaker 1>it's really not that important.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, so back in the day when I

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<v Speaker 2>would sit at the kitchen table with my parents, I

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<v Speaker 2>would take out my beeper, you know, and turn it

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<v Speaker 2>over so it would say hello or boobs. And that

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<v Speaker 2>was me playing with my device.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically my high school experience with calculators. Everybody would

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<v Speaker 1>just walk around and.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like yeah, wow, and then two way pagers came

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<v Speaker 2>along and whow that changed the whole landscape.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we didn't have those those skytail pagers.

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<v Speaker 1>We did not have any Skytaelle pagers.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean that was in the mid to late nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad had a car phone. I specifically remember his

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<v Speaker 1>car phone. That was a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad had one too, I remember, and he would

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<v Speaker 2>drive down to Florida because he was a big always

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to drive, never flew. He drove down to Florida

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<v Speaker 2>when he had this car phone in his car. And

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day, you were roaming, so you couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>just call their number. You had this giant, fat phone

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<v Speaker 2>book of all these cities in the entire country, and

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<v Speaker 2>you had to guess where they were. Oh, he's about

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<v Speaker 2>twelve hours in the trip. He's probably right around somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>in Georgia. So you'd have to look up and hope

0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:14.960
<v Speaker 2>that you'd get them in that cell area. You'd call

0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:16.840
<v Speaker 2>that number, then they'd be like a tone or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you would dial their phone number and hope they

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<v Speaker 2>picked up. And it was like eighteen dollars a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>because it was so ridiculous, these roaming charges. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>he'd get mad when I would call it because there's.

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<v Speaker 1>Express you know, while you're calling, just be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I flit a firework, I blow I blew off

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<v Speaker 2>my finger. But yeah, so, I mean cell phones have

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<v Speaker 2>come a long way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean even when we would go to Italy,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be like, don't answer the phone, don't even

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<v Speaker 1>look at the phone, take the battery out of the phone,

0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:48.720
<v Speaker 1>because if you bring it and you turn it on,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even know the roaming charges.

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<v Speaker 2>But even your landline phone was like that when we

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<v Speaker 2>were kids. You had to wait till after six o'clock

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<v Speaker 2>on the weekend and wait because it was off peak

0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:01.600
<v Speaker 2>hours or something like that. It was it was actually

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<v Speaker 2>really expensive to make a long distance phone call. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that's hello, if you're under I don't know thirty long

0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:11.000
<v Speaker 2>distance was a thing. Yeah. You couldn't just pick up

0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:13.199
<v Speaker 2>the phone and call. You had to dial an air well.

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:14.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean you still have to dial in area code now,

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<v Speaker 2>but long distance was. It was expensive. You had to

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<v Speaker 2>be careful when you called because you had to watch

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<v Speaker 2>your time too. You couldn't talk to Grandma for more

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<v Speaker 2>than five minutes because that was a thirty dollars phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>When our Italian relatives would call on Christmas, we'd always

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<v Speaker 1>be like and of course Italian relatives are like what

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<v Speaker 1>talent no, no, no no, for like six hours, and

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<v Speaker 1>after a while you're like, we're getting charged, now gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go buy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One sentence is like, you know, forty five cents exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's just a little much.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know, we love them, but now talk

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:44.440
<v Speaker 1>for free and you FaceTime for free. Plus they're probably

0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:46.000
<v Speaker 1>dead so you don't have to call them. No, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of Italian relatives. They look till like one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and ten down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but it's still I mean, it's

0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:53.600
<v Speaker 2>still more expensive to call another country, there's no doubt

0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:53.920
<v Speaker 2>about that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't even need to now because you could

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<v Speaker 1>just do it over Wi Fi.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think of this phone's changed everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, you're right all FaceTime.

0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Why would you need to make a phone call?

0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean I still do make phone calls quite often.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you have a landline on your house?

0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:06.520
<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>And I, like I always say it, My job would

0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:12.120
<v Speaker 1>be so hysterical if it was the nineties, like being

0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:14.720
<v Speaker 1>someone's assistant. I'd have to be like, hey, Elvis, here's

0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 1>my landline.

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have two landlines in.

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<v Speaker 1>My Verizon bundle. Originally they were like just get the

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.480
<v Speaker 1>home phone line, you don't use it, but it makes

0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:25.680
<v Speaker 1>it cheaper, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think that it's important to have one just

0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:31.720
<v Speaker 2>for an emergency. You never know when crazy catastrophe will happen. Yeah,

0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:35.720
<v Speaker 2>cell towers are out whatever it is storms. You know, yes,

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 2>your landline can get knocked out too, But you know

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.560
<v Speaker 2>when like cell phone grids are overloaded because it's some

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 2>crazy emergency, your landline is there.

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:47.359
<v Speaker 1>And you know, I put what what this is the

0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:48.600
<v Speaker 1>commission for the landline.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, like, we have one underneath Cooper's bed

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:53.960
<v Speaker 2>and one underneath just in case there's some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>what if some you know, prowler comes in the house

0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:58.880
<v Speaker 2>and they're hiding under the bed, and there's a phone

0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:01.040
<v Speaker 2>under there so they can call nine. Want to go help.

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm trapped under the bed, Please help us.

0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:05.560
<v Speaker 2>You know I've told them how to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you making a face like that, Like did

0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:10.800
<v Speaker 1>you make them watch a horror movie and be like

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:11.400
<v Speaker 1>this could.

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<v Speaker 3>Happen to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but it's just you don't want to like teach

0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:17.240
<v Speaker 2>them things. After God forbid, something happens, you say, hey,

0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:19.360
<v Speaker 2>justin case this ever happens, is a phone under your bed,

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:20.240
<v Speaker 2>just in case.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, in premise, it's not bad. It just seems

0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:26.120
<v Speaker 1>very like doomsdayish.

0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:28.879
<v Speaker 2>Sure, but you know, be prepared, Andrew, why do you

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:31.280
<v Speaker 2>think I have a basement full of groceries? You never know?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we always said if the world is ending,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to my mom and dad's house. Their pantry

0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:35.879
<v Speaker 1>is stocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember how everybody made fun of me after

0:24:37.880 --> 0:24:40.199
<v Speaker 2>the extreme coup hunting thing, which I was on season one,

0:24:40.240 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 2>episode thirteen.

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:44.720
<v Speaker 1>It's been a while, Thank god you could mention your

0:24:44.800 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 1>extreme Kupovi and tekeetting episode.

0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Technically it's episode thirteen, but they call it episode twelve

0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.200
<v Speaker 2>because for some reason they had an episode zero, so

0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:55.879
<v Speaker 2>that didn't make much sense to me. But anyway, everybody

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:57.639
<v Speaker 2>made fun of me after that that my pantry was

0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 2>stocked full of stuff, and then, oh, I'm sorry, did

0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:03.399
<v Speaker 2>a pandemic hit and you couldn't get anything? Almost the

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.040
<v Speaker 2>same way everybody was banging down my door for toilet paper.

0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:07.560
<v Speaker 2>We had plenty of sharman.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom was the exact same way, and she was

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:12.280
<v Speaker 1>buying stuff in January. It's so weird that we're talking

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 1>about the pandemic when it happened like literally just a

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:17.160
<v Speaker 1>year ago. But yeah, she was stocking up on toilet

0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:18.160
<v Speaker 1>paper from January.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, not literally, because it's much more than a year

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<v Speaker 2>at this point. It's a three months.

0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, it's a year and a third. Yeah, no,

0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:26.520
<v Speaker 1>a year at a quarter right now. I was still

0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:30.879
<v Speaker 1>living at my parents' house. Yeah, crazy, much cheaper in it.

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I was still paying rent.

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<v Speaker 2>You were paying rent? Oh in Jersey? Yes, okay, I

0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 2>got you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's dumb. And then I resigned my lease while I

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:41.359
<v Speaker 1>was in a pandemic. Listen, man, if you can go

0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.360
<v Speaker 1>live with your parents and not pay rent for a while,

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:45.159
<v Speaker 1>go do it and save some money. Seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you might need a vacation someday. Wish I had

0:25:48.359 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 2>that saved up. Yeah, we'll go, amy, I promise we're

0:25:51.240 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>going to figure it out. Maybe we can get Sandals

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:57.000
<v Speaker 2>to sponsor this podcast. That idea, then we could do

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<v Speaker 2>a live podcast from the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I'm all four that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up Sandals and beaches? How's it going? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>We're long man, Let's get out of here alrighty we

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<v Speaker 2>both have parking tickets at this point. Yay, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for listening to episode four. Yeah, Bull Chat of Bull Chat. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>please make sure that when you post this it says

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<v Speaker 2>bull Chat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it does.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to make sure. I don't want people

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<v Speaker 2>getting confused. They're not try somebody that came here to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about Cinnamon Toe's crunch and here's us talk about

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<v Speaker 2>long distance phone calls. I don't want them giving us

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<v Speaker 2>a bad rating. That's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, bull Chat is our bi weekly Wednesday series, So welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess goodbye soon. But yeah, make sure you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to a new Serial Killers episode next Monday, this Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>this Monday, this coming Monday, this coming Monday. Next Monday

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<v Speaker 1>would be a week from this Monday. Okay, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>every Monday is serial Killers Every Monday, Every Monday, where

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<v Speaker 1>we review and talk about cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>And fight and fight and fight, fight by much Fight, Fight,

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<v Speaker 2>The Andy and Scottie Show. What's that from?

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<v Speaker 1>That is Simpson's The Itchy and Scratchy Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good, all right, Nelson, let's go everybody, alrighty, have

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<v Speaker 2>a great day, clean see you Monday. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if that's going to do make a sound too? Yeah, alright,

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<v Speaker 2>I I did it. Clink, Okay, gotta go. By