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Speaker 1: to advertising missus Tiffany. Hey there, my name is Rob

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Speaker 1: Smithsonian and I recently applied for a job. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: how may I help you with that? Well, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to let the powers that be know that I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to be needing the job thereafter all. Oh well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I turned my resume in for a job, but I

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Speaker 1: don't need it now. Okay, that's wonderful. The reason is

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Speaker 1: because I'm rich. That's good for you. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: found out I hit the lottery and I'm a multi millionaire.

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Speaker 1: Whoa Okay, you know what Rob, was it? I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of phone calls that I have to get to. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, I got a lot of phone calls I

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Speaker 1: need to get to too, because I just won the

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Speaker 1: lottery and I'm rich, so I want me needing a

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Speaker 1: job there. Okay, Yeah, that's the second time you told

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Speaker 1: me I heard the first time. Yeah, it's crazy. Basically,

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Speaker 1: now I'm too rich to work, so you're too rich

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Speaker 1: to work. That's that's good for you. Yeah, actually, I

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Speaker 1: just thought about it. With the amount of money that

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Speaker 1: I wanted a lottery, I could have probably hired a

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Speaker 1: personal assistant to make this phone call. What am I

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Speaker 1: even doing on the phone right now? Is there a

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Speaker 1: point to this? Rob You just want me to pull

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Speaker 1: your resume out, and yeah, I want you to pull

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Speaker 1: my resume out because I don't even want to interview

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Speaker 1: for the job because I don't need one because I'm rich.

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Speaker 1: I got that, Okay, Just curious, Hey, if if you

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Speaker 1: won the lottery like I did and suddenly became a multimillionaire,

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Speaker 1: what would you do with the money that I have?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea? Um is it's funny. It's funny

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Speaker 1: because you've had to pause and like think about it.

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Speaker 1: You took a second to think, like what you would

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Speaker 1: do if you were suddenly But I actually am rich,

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Speaker 1: and the first thing that I want to do is

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Speaker 1: pull my resume out of the pile of resumes for

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Speaker 1: that job because I don't need it anymore. Okay, Robert,

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Speaker 1: it seems to me that you're just calling me to

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Speaker 1: tell me how rich you are, and I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's about the job at all. So no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I was concerned because I don't want them to call

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Speaker 1: me like they're gonna waste their precious time calling a

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Speaker 1: multi millionaire when they don't need to. So it was

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Speaker 1: more about the resume and less about the money. But

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Speaker 1: I knew you were interested, so I thought i'd tell you. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I didn't ask you about your financial situation. You kind

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Speaker 1: of just told me. Well, when I called up to

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Speaker 1: tell you to take my resume out, you sounded very confused,

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Speaker 1: like why I would do that, and I knew that

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Speaker 1: you wanted to know why, so I thought i'd tell

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Speaker 1: you that the reason I can't is because I'm rich. Now, yes,

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Speaker 1: you've you've made your point. You're rich. I got it,

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Speaker 1: I got it, I got it all right. Hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: the answer is no, I have no idea what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Now, okay, I have things to do your

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Speaker 1: way sing my time. I'm talking you are, I'm just

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. The flirting and the fact that

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Speaker 1: you want to go out. Well, the answers no, because

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Speaker 1: we don't know each other very well, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like you're going to only be interested in my money.

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Speaker 1: Is there something wrong with you? No, As a matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, everything's right with me. I'm rich. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? I know that? Oh my god, I know that, Jeezy,

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Speaker 1: I know well, and that's what I'm saying that dating

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Speaker 1: world is going to be hard for me now. I

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Speaker 1: know that you're flirting with me, but I think it's

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Speaker 1: just because of the money. Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You sixth person? No, nobody's

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Speaker 1: flirting with you. I'm actually getting incredibly aggravated. I actually

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Speaker 1: view in front of me right now, I punch you

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Speaker 1: in the face. So annoying, incredibly excited. No, I said aggravated.

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Speaker 1: Aggravated Do you know what that means? I think that

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Speaker 1: means aroused sensually. Don't be a smart with me. I

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Speaker 1: know that you know what that means. Okay, and you

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Speaker 1: know what you're annoying? You are aptly annoying. Nope, she

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Speaker 1: didn't even bother wasting your time. You know what's funny.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this conversation has been all about my money,

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Speaker 1: and I'm very uncomfortable with that. I want to just

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Speaker 1: remove my resume. You started the conversation about your money.

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Speaker 1: Nobody asked you about your money. You just called me

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Speaker 1: up and said, Hey, I'm going to cause this woman

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Speaker 1: about how much money I have so I can make

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Speaker 1: her feel like crap, like can waste her time, so

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Speaker 1: I can ruin our day, so I could give her

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Speaker 1: a freaking heart attack? Is that who I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm about to have right now? If you don't tell

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Speaker 1: me why I'm still on the phone with you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because it's a prank phone call. What this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your boyfriend Eric set you up.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? He said you were having

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Speaker 1: a bad week at work and wanted me to have

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Speaker 1: some fun with you. Oh my god, this was a

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Speaker 1: joke the whole time. Yes, the whole time. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: whole time. Oh my god, he knows what a crappy

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Speaker 1: week I've had. All right, I'll let you get back

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Speaker 1: to work now, okay, thank you. Yeah, by the way,

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Speaker 1: real quick, what did I mention that I'm rich? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Week up every morning with jubil Foot taps

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Speaker 1: Weekdate mornings on the twenties Holy On removing ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five