WEBVTT - | Ep 117 | Just Got Fingered

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shite Day.

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<v Speaker 3>I am Jaseelle Bryant. What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being

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<v Speaker 1>here with us once again. Happy new Year or is

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<v Speaker 1>it new Year's.

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<v Speaker 3>It's new it's happy new Year? Yeah? No, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>once a t once at four we come here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Happy twenty twenty four everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>I pray you have a great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I wish twenty twenty four better than twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that all your dreams come true, all the things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, of course. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I posted a story the other day it was like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Suary me was not did not know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I can't remember. It was like just

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<v Speaker 1>reflecting back on this year. Yeah, and it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in January of last year, I definitely didn't expect the

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<v Speaker 1>whirlwind in the firestorm that I went through and that

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<v Speaker 1>I dealt with it just a shit storm. So it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully yes this January.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it won't take much for your twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four to be better than You'll talk you better like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god. I was like, yeah, the whole year

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<v Speaker 3>just nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm wishing great things for both of us and

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<v Speaker 2>for our reasonably shakesters all the you know it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be great. I have positive vibes out there in the universe. Absolutely, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Going to talk to you some more and give you

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<v Speaker 1>some more tea and some more just robbing and Jazel time. Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four, So thirty days from now we will be

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<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia with a live show doing the damn thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So definitely you want to get your ticket if you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't already, because we will be in Philly at City

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<v Speaker 1>City Winery February first.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, And that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, So like reasonably shady woman, you got one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So you know, we're in basketball season, high school

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<v Speaker 1>basketball season for Corey, and we played a game about

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<v Speaker 1>like fifty minutes from our house. When I say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Corey played a game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a family, a pair y'all in it. Family Firstly,

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<v Speaker 2>one I'm sure one like he's playing from the sideline.

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<v Speaker 3>One is coaching from the sideline.

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<v Speaker 1>For I have to be like and it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not like not every kid can handle like hearing coaches

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<v Speaker 1>from like both sides or you know, not every I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I have to like stop them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, don't talk to him, stop, don't say anything,

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<v Speaker 1>like I know the ones that he can coach, the

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<v Speaker 1>ones that he can't. Oh my god, he can't. He

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<v Speaker 1>can't help himself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but how does the coach feel, because that's actually distracting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's I guess he's okay with it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>he's aware of it. He's okay with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And because no, he's not, no, no, because Wan's not

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<v Speaker 1>telling them anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, he's just kind of reinforcing what the coach is

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<v Speaker 1>telling him. On the other side, he's not telling them

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<v Speaker 1>anything wrong. It'd be different if he was like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of these parents in the stands who like are

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<v Speaker 1>yelling at their kids and telling them to shoot the

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<v Speaker 1>ball when they're like nowhere even capable.

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<v Speaker 3>Of going with their These parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Parents are including me, I have had my crazy parent moments.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this man literally was rooting. I can't I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even gonna talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, where's the shady moment?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry? Okay, So Corey had a game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're driving home from the game, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new car, y'all, like beautiful, banking.

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<v Speaker 2>New, banking new, Robin said, I'm upgrading in the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Holla at your girl. Okay, yeah, I'm done. That was

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<v Speaker 3>I just went crazy. Thank you for the excitement. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's very nice. Okay. So I have a brand new car,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know that brand new smell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like, mmmm, smells so good, right, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep it for as long as you can. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>driving and I'm like, what is that smell?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>We had to ride in the car for fifty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>with Corey's stinky ass feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, that boy wash his toes. What is

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<v Speaker 3>the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, his feet smells so bad. I'm like, Corey,

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<v Speaker 1>what is happening? I mean, I was just like I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally driving with my hoodie over my name.

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<v Speaker 3>Take his shoes off.

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<v Speaker 1>So he takes his shoes off, so he wears his

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<v Speaker 1>slides right, but he still has only like the same

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<v Speaker 1>socks that he played in and he keeps blaming it

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<v Speaker 1>on the socks, which I kind of believe is true

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<v Speaker 1>because I've never smelled Corey's feet like that before because

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<v Speaker 1>his team, his high school team, wears Adidas. Before that,

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<v Speaker 1>we've only worn Nike, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>The Adidas cotton causes his feet to stink. Yes, the socks,

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<v Speaker 3>he's those socks, I'm saying. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the car with Corey multiple times when

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<v Speaker 1>after playing a game with his slides on and his

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<v Speaker 1>and his socks that he played in, and it never

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<v Speaker 1>smelled like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Could it be he forgot to wash his feet? No,

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<v Speaker 3>my children are clean.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying your children are dirty by no mean.

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<v Speaker 2>But he could have been Russian and just washed him toes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's the socks it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I want Adidas to write in and let us know

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<v Speaker 2>they do they.

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<v Speaker 1>Have stinky socks, okay, like and he has to wear

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<v Speaker 1>the Adida socks because they wear Adidas.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's horrible. I've never smelled his feet like that before. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I want somebody to tell us whether or not Robin

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<v Speaker 2>it's lost in mind, or whether or not Adidas has

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<v Speaker 2>stinky socks, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Or if you've found that some socks make your feet

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<v Speaker 1>stink and some socks don't. They don't have to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to have an experience with Adidas. It

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<v Speaker 1>could be Lululemon, I don't know, something else or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but I promise you Oh my gosh, I had to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty minutes in the car with stinky feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. So what's up with the car and

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<v Speaker 3>the new car smell? Is it gone? I mean it's

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<v Speaker 3>back when I got home. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I pulled up to the house, so I had

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<v Speaker 1>just gotten tent on my windows, so I couldn't put

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<v Speaker 1>the windows down. You can't roll your windows down for

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<v Speaker 1>like four days when you get your tent done.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so when I got home, it was like dark outside.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened all four of my car doors and let

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<v Speaker 1>my car sit outside for like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>You said, sticky feet be damn Okay, it always like robbing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna like the bugs and the animals are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I don't care. I need this smell.

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<v Speaker 1>This smell out of my car.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so my stomach heart. It was horrible and

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<v Speaker 1>it was crazy because he was like behind me, but

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason, like the smell was like in front

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<v Speaker 1>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, well not sticky feet, but my

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<v Speaker 2>shady moment is okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So for those parents that know, and this is good

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<v Speaker 3>for you to know.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you travel with your children, who are under seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>they if they're not TSA Pre, they can just fly

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<v Speaker 2>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't have to be TSA pree. They go with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, I turned seventeen, they're unam So my girls

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<v Speaker 2>are now, like the twins are seventeen, Grace is eighteen.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, okay, I gotta get y'all some TSA Pre.

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<v Speaker 2>So I told them, because you know, I need to

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<v Speaker 2>have my kids start being responsible for themselves. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all go online and research how y'all get y'all TESA

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<v Speaker 2>Pre and do it quick, because I'm sick of having

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<v Speaker 2>to go with y'all into this long line.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing it anymore. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were like cool, So all it really is

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<v Speaker 2>is you go to Staples and you get thinker printed,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you know, you show your passport and then

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<v Speaker 2>they send it off and then you get an email

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<v Speaker 2>with your TSA Pre number.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any problems with that. So here come

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<v Speaker 2>to Shady Park. So I say to the dude, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>when are they gonna get the number? He says, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Now he is the TSA Pre guy, like

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<v Speaker 2>he sits there all day as people rolled in, hit

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<v Speaker 2>the fingerprints and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>So, so at staples, his only job is TSA pre.

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<v Speaker 2>He was sitting at the whole time I was there,

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<v Speaker 2>like the line was forming. He just sitting there, a

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<v Speaker 2>red shirt on, held a red shirt, held a red shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's in the TSA's pre It's okay, okay. I

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<v Speaker 2>asked again, because sometimes when people give me answers that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand, I asked one more time.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, sir, no, no, no, When are they

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<v Speaker 3>going to get the numb the email with the information.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, I don't know. I said what he couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>it typically takes he did. He said, they can get

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<v Speaker 3>it tomorrow, They get it in two weeks, they get

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<v Speaker 3>it in two months, just opinions. This depends on what.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, kind of furious, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>let me let this go and get up out of

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<v Speaker 2>here because I'm getting nowhere with this.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's where we are. We still haven't got it,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's where we are. So TSA. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if it was this is an issue with the dude that.

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<v Speaker 2>Worked in the staples, or if this is a TSA

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<v Speaker 2>pre issue, but y'all need a better system, okay, right, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you think like oh, you just go to Staples

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<v Speaker 1>and do this, you don't realize like it's more to it,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're not getting it like then and there.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is totally fine, but like, give me a time

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<v Speaker 2>frame because I've got tickets to book for these children

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<v Speaker 2>and I need to make sure I put the little

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<v Speaker 2>number in because I'm not waiting in a non TSA.

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<v Speaker 1>Line, right, Yeah, that's disturbing, right, yeah, once you get

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, just so you know, I didn't have Global

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<v Speaker 1>entry or TSA pre we know for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and like I finally got it. And once you

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<v Speaker 3>get that, it's like, oh no, you can't go back.

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<v Speaker 2>I can never like kids be damn, I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know y'all, Like walk is staying in that line if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to to.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you my clear my TSA pree, my global and

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<v Speaker 1>tree like oh no, So I was on.

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<v Speaker 2>The internet and I was doing my little scrolling or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a Linz robbin of the top cities for roaches,

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<v Speaker 2>which is something we need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially for traveling, right, yes, absolutely, so do you know

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<v Speaker 3>what the top city is?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>One? Two, three, so out of the top ten, three

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<v Speaker 3>cities are in Texas. Oh, so, I say, throw Texas

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<v Speaker 3>in the trash can. It was Houston. It was still

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<v Speaker 3>number one. Yes, that's what it was. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I saw saning that Tonio was number two. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>where's New Orleans? Hold on? Dallas is number nine? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so New Orleans is Texas, y'all struggling. I'm sorry Texas,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all about to go into roach trash can. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>I need to ask my friends I have. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of good friends in Houston. Wait, well, your

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<v Speaker 2>mom lives in Houston.

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<v Speaker 3>Does she have a roach problem?

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<v Speaker 2>She does not, She is totally And I listen my mother.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the clean freak of clean freaks. So she's

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna have that problem. Ever, it's humidity, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think? So that's why I want to know where

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<v Speaker 3>New Orleans is. Okay, New Orleans is not on the list.

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<v Speaker 3>What ain't no freaking way? No. Baltimore's number sixteen, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and DC is like fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>D C is for yet, So well DC's fourteen, Philly

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<v Speaker 2>is fifteen, and then Baltimore is sixteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not surprised that that like at all. How do

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<v Speaker 3>you equate roaches to humidity? Don't they like thrive in humidity?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I don't. No New Orleans has flying roaches. How'd

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<v Speaker 3>you gonna do that to New Orleans today? I was traumatized.

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<v Speaker 1>When I went to New Orleans, I said, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I will never come back here again. This is I've

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<v Speaker 1>been back since flying roaches. Okay, waitit was this when

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<v Speaker 1>you went for my dad's I was younger. This was

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<v Speaker 1>probably I don't know if I went for like a

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<v Speaker 1>national convention for Delta. I think I was like short,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit out out of college. Okay, I was traumatized.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, okay, it was a whole crazy experience.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like I'm down you know, Bourbon Street area, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>get drink, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like you were like in this like Twilight Zone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like dude, because you're like, what is going on

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<v Speaker 3>down here? Got the frying roach is coming at you.

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<v Speaker 3>You got the lady with the voodoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Doll talking about like you have somebody you want to

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<v Speaker 2>like She literally had a voodoo doll with pins and ship,

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<v Speaker 2>asking me.

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<v Speaker 3>If I want to like put do something to somebody

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my God, get me out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot. Okay, I'm not gonna let you trash New

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<v Speaker 2>Orleans even though this is hilarious. Okay, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>let you trash. That was just traumatizing. Okay, especially for.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, you're right out of college and I've been in

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my nice little comfortable state of Maryland.

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<v Speaker 3>Who that was too much for you? Okay, that's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>So Dorito's is introducing a nacho cheese liquor.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, can we go to the before you start? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>did you ever have roaches where you lived, like, like

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<v Speaker 1>in college or No, not in college, but in my

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<v Speaker 1>first apartment out of college. I don't want, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say the name of the building. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was in Silver Spring, that whole building too, Huh, I had.

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<v Speaker 3>Roaches in my building. I wasn't in Silver Spring. I

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<v Speaker 3>was in Adelphire. Okay, that whole building had a roach problem.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know how I missed it when I

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<v Speaker 2>did like a little walk through before I signed the lease,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I missed the issue.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably went through and sprayed real quick or something real quick.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Because they know they have a problem. Yes, So,

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<v Speaker 3>and my thoughts were, how do you get rid of

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<v Speaker 3>that problem? Were you in that building in White Oak?

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<v Speaker 3>I was in White Oak? Oh, you know they have

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<v Speaker 3>like major problems still. Really? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that high rise?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, everybody lived up in that building. I didn't live there,

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<v Speaker 1>but I knew people that live there.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw an article. You need to look it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an article a few weeks ago about tenants

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<v Speaker 1>complaining about the roaches and the rodents.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well I didn't have any rodents. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But and what's crazy is they had just renovated it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was like brand new everything, like all all

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<v Speaker 2>of my clients is, and everything in my place where

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<v Speaker 2>brand new.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been such a roach issue. They're still having problems. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Well I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got about it there clearly. So yeah, never had a

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<v Speaker 2>roach issue. So I don't I don't I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what what. I don't know if humidity is the issue,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the issue is. Like once they come,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Get rid of them, right, Yeah you have, I don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like women that you don't like,

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<v Speaker 2>like what's there in your life. It's just like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, can me get rid of you?

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<v Speaker 3>Bleans?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, I have roaches in my apartment senior year,

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<v Speaker 1>my senior year in college, and right after senior year,

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<v Speaker 1>I also had mice that would crawl out of the stove,

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<v Speaker 1>like out of the burners on the Yes, So why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you just turn the burner on and fry it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's actually weird. I just like saw it one day,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was like, walking past the kitchen, you

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<v Speaker 1>literally saw mice crawl out of the burners.

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<v Speaker 3>Or we can't have this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm it's just like, but I just think

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<v Speaker 1>about I'm grateful for all of my life experiences.

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<v Speaker 3>I really am. Yeah, because that was so you didn't think,

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<v Speaker 3>let's turn it on and kill them.

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<v Speaker 1>But by the time you get there to them, when

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<v Speaker 1>they're gone and in the next person's apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>They're probably going from like, oh god, okay, moving on,

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<v Speaker 2>moving on, We're moving on.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So Dorito's introduces a sixty five dollars nacho cheese lick up.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that that smells and tastes just like the

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<v Speaker 2>real thing. So I was intrigued by this for several reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>One why would this be appealing is the question.

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<v Speaker 6>Doiredo's fans are rejoicing tonight because instead of just snacking

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<v Speaker 6>on their favorite chip, they can now drink it. Dorito's

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<v Speaker 6>is launching an eighty four proof alcoholic beverage that tastes

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<v Speaker 6>like it's nacho cheese flavor. Dorito's recommends mixing the alcohol

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<v Speaker 6>with a tequila to make a bloody Mary or perhaps

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<v Speaker 6>a margarita.

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<v Speaker 3>My guess is that there are.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people in this world, yeah, who really really really

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<v Speaker 1>like Doritos.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you all like Doritos, but do we want

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<v Speaker 2>them tasting? Do we want to drink the dorito?

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<v Speaker 1>But they like really like them, Like they're putting Doritos

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<v Speaker 1>on their their burgers, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, yeah, you know what I mean, They're they're

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<v Speaker 3>like eating them all day. I don't know. Somebody. They

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<v Speaker 3>made it for somebody, and sixty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of expensive, right, People were quested, well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a delicacy, right, I almost wouldn't mind trying it

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<v Speaker 1>just to see. Okay, okay, what type of liquor is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it vodka? Oh? That's a good question. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>let me see. I think it's does it say so?

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<v Speaker 3>It's It's probably like some sort of concoction.

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost like the damn oreoles and all the freaking

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<v Speaker 1>flavors that they keep putting out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like, but I'm here for that. I'm here

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<v Speaker 3>for that. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>But like if you're like a real if you just

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<v Speaker 1>love Dorito's, I like Dorito's.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So when you get the liquor, we'll have a

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<v Speaker 2>tasting at your house, okay, okay, and then we'll come

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<v Speaker 2>back and tell people. All Right, So I want to

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<v Speaker 2>live a long life.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to live a long life?

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<v Speaker 1>Robert, No, I'm what is a long life I want?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out of here at eighty seven?

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<v Speaker 3>Eighty seven? Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So this man celebrated his one hundred and third birthday

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<v Speaker 2>and he lives. So he says that he has lived

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<v Speaker 2>to one hundred and three because he minded his own list.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, shit, that ain't gonna work out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first, I was like, oh my god, am I

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<v Speaker 2>gonna die tomorrow because I haven't minded my business?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, not at all. I'm not. I'm out here.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know. Okay, that worked for him.

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<v Speaker 1>My grandmother died when she was ninety seven, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was nosy as ships.

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<v Speaker 3>And ship judgmental and ship like. I love her to death.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she was a she was a very special,

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<v Speaker 3>unique woman. I miss her so much.

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<v Speaker 1>But she was nosy okay she I mean she lived

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<v Speaker 1>in you know, the inner city of Baltimore, and anybody

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<v Speaker 1>walking past her door, she.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to know their name.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they're going, right with their mama's name, what school

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<v Speaker 1>they went to?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are like? So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe for men it benefits to mind your business. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>women were up in the bis. I think that keeps

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<v Speaker 1>us young. Being up in the business keeps us young, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because it keeps.

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<v Speaker 3>Your brain going, Like, now's up in the bins? What

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<v Speaker 3>else are you thinking about?

0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:51.879
<v Speaker 1>You just watching the depressing news, watching them talk about

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<v Speaker 1>who carjacked who?

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<v Speaker 3>Again? Like right, right?

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<v Speaker 2>But if we if we rely on what this man says,

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<v Speaker 2>like all of us have a ticking time bomb, like

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<v Speaker 2>all of us about to drop.

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<v Speaker 3>Any given say out of here. Okay, yeah, we're moving on. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know if this is a joke or not,

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<v Speaker 3>but breaking news it is a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Breaking news is Chicago they have banned fake baby hair

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<v Speaker 2>as a twelve twenty three, so yesterday they have banned

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<v Speaker 2>y'all know how I feel about baby.

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<v Speaker 3>They who is they? They the peak breaking news? Now

0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:41.600
<v Speaker 3>this is this was on the news in Chicago. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>this was on the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop they banned baby hair. Okay, but Robin, this work

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<v Speaker 2>as well for us because well for me, because I

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<v Speaker 2>think baby hair is just like stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, I'm not I'm not in favor of the

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<v Speaker 3>baby hair trend.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's so fun that you bring this up because

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was like yesterday I saw a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, someone with their nicely late baby hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yeah, I thought this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of overstate.

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<v Speaker 2>It's welcome, yes, a little bit. Yeah, it's been around.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby hare has been around for what four five years? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're fifteen minutes of baby here. It's who has

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<v Speaker 2>the authority to ban it? That's what I want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Who banned it? Listen, I ain't mad at Okay, we

0:23:26.480 --> 0:23:31.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of talk about this Amy Robot and TJ Holmes situation. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so remember Amy and TJ. They were on good Morning

0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:38.280
<v Speaker 2>America three hour three, right is that right? GM A

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<v Speaker 2>three GM A three. And they were married and they

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<v Speaker 2>started screwing around with each other and now they're together

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:48.800
<v Speaker 2>like they're like full flashed together. They're like out about

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<v Speaker 2>PD eight yep together. Yes, they have a podcast together.

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<v Speaker 2>They be pd A it up whatever they go. They're

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<v Speaker 2>always feeling each other's gentitles.

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<v Speaker 3>Up lo and behold. Their exes are now dating and

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<v Speaker 3>I am here for me, dude, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So the exes are her name is Marlee, and

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<v Speaker 1>the husband is and the male is Andrew Shoe.

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<v Speaker 3>He's an actor.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an actor, right and then Mark, So I I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>ain't nothing, ain't nothing like to go get back?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I might take that, take that to get back because

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:34.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't think Amy, Amy and TJ care who they did.

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh they care, they care a little bit.

0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:39.119
<v Speaker 2>You think they're a little bit like I thought they

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:40.840
<v Speaker 2>were to be the only ones that was gonna be

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:43.280
<v Speaker 2>doing inappropriate things, right right.

0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, and guess what Andrew Shoe from what I'm saying,

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:50.440
<v Speaker 3>he got all the cash. Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's got businesses all over the place. So Marlee

0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:58.560
<v Speaker 2>TJ's X. She kind of like upgraded, she made out. Yeah,

0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:02.600
<v Speaker 2>she's in a little upgrade situation because jay It's contract

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:04.240
<v Speaker 2>has been something called voided.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I know, I mean, I hope. I hope they

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<v Speaker 3>can bounce back. However, I do.

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean because honestly, I felt like they were They're

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:19.680
<v Speaker 1>good at their jobs, so I hope they can bounce back.

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:21.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't need the PDA thrown on our faces, though,

0:25:21.920 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't need them to prove a point about

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 1>the relationship. I do think though, I wasn't actually surprised

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:30.119
<v Speaker 1>when I heard that the exes were dating, because I

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 1>feel like in that situation, it was like such a

0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:40.040
<v Speaker 1>public breakup. Yeah, those two probably turned to each other

0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:43.800
<v Speaker 1>and was like, you know, consoling one another or talk

0:25:43.960 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 1>or talking to one another, checking on one another, whatever,

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:48.760
<v Speaker 1>and then it turned into yes, I'm just hey, you

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 1>want to grab it, you want to get I think

0:25:51.040 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 1>it was like.

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<v Speaker 3>As as small as like are you available tonight? Yeah,

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:56.679
<v Speaker 3>I'm available. I ain't doing nothing. You doing? What are

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.160
<v Speaker 3>you doing? Ain't doing nothing? Because you know both spouses

0:25:59.200 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 3>have left because we single?

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:00.880
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we single? Yeah, let's get it over to the

0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:06.399
<v Speaker 2>bruck of dawn. I'm here for it, right, Okay, I

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:06.840
<v Speaker 2>am too.

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 3>Yes, now.

0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I know that in twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three,

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:15.080
<v Speaker 2>how long has this podcast been rocking and roll and

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:16.560
<v Speaker 2>we've been Is this the year three?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've had We're almost at the end of our

0:26:21.119 --> 0:26:25.679
<v Speaker 1>third contractual season, I know, but like year wise, Oh,

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:26.800
<v Speaker 1>like what year do we start?

0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I think it's twenty twenty two. M all right, remember

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>it's the pandemic, Like, I think it's twenty one, twenty one.

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:36.760
<v Speaker 1>I think it was twenty one, okay, so if it

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:39.120
<v Speaker 1>was twenty one, by twenty two we said we never

0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:42.200
<v Speaker 1>talked about Kanye again, right, We were like, he's banned

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:43.640
<v Speaker 1>from the podcast, right.

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:45.960
<v Speaker 3>And then we talked about him like numerous times, and

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:46.119
<v Speaker 3>then we.

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Talked about it was he was in and out of

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:50.320
<v Speaker 2>twenty two, but I think twenty three was like, yeah,

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:54.399
<v Speaker 2>we're done with him, yeah, but I'm here for Northwest.

0:26:55.119 --> 0:27:00.440
<v Speaker 3>It was so cute. Listen, Yeah, she said, I'm your best. Yes,

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:06.119
<v Speaker 3>what I'm just like, north You're rapping better than your father.

0:27:06.720 --> 0:27:10.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't really are object fine, but I

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, Kim, you patent all things Westy, you patent

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:21.280
<v Speaker 2>all things Northwest, northwest Y listen, Northwest is going.

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 3>I can only imagine her in like five years, twenty years.

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>It was very cute, yes, and it was cool that

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Kim allowed north to be in Kanye's element.

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't think she has a choice. Well oh yeah, yeah,

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, who knows.

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>She may fight she may fight it, because I would

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 1>think for me, if my ex husband was a rapper

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 1>and you know, a little out of it or you know,

0:27:49.240 --> 0:27:51.879
<v Speaker 1>a little special in the head, I probably would not

0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:57.119
<v Speaker 1>feel comfortable just having my child with him, Yeah, for

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:58.480
<v Speaker 1>long enough to make a rap.

0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, my my only issue.

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 2>When I looked at it, And if for those of

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 2>y'all don't know what we're talking about, Kanye kind of

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 2>like had had an album released, so the rappers that

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:13.119
<v Speaker 2>collapsed with him were there with him, and they were

0:28:13.200 --> 0:28:15.119
<v Speaker 2>just kind of like lip sync in their parts. Right,

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 2>So Northwest has a part because he didn't appreciate Drake's

0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:22.960
<v Speaker 2>son getting all the shine, even though he really didn't

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 2>get me shine because all he said.

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Was my man, my man, my man.

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 2>He was like, my kid could do better than that

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>and better. Yes, hey, you know Blue Ivy is getting

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 2>all this attention Ivy. Okay, No, they not No, Blue

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 2>still got it, Okay a lot, but I'm here for

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:42.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm your best die miss miss Westy. Now my issue

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 2>with it was all the other all the other rappers

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 2>that were around around.

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:51.520
<v Speaker 3>I was like, and they're smoking.

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Weed and they're doing god knows and is that an

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:57.800
<v Speaker 2>environment for a nine year old or I don't even

0:28:57.800 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 2>know how she does.

0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Know it's that I want if they if Kim or

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:03.560
<v Speaker 1>if they make sure she has like a chaperone.

0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh she has to. I mean, well, I'm sure because

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 3>it wasn't just North.

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 2>There was all the kids, I think, And so I'm

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:13.560
<v Speaker 2>sure there nanny, Nanny, slash nanny like all the names.

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as they should be, as they should be.

0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I definitely didn't like, like, you know, okay, it's

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:21.000
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of rappers, like you know what goes on?

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, they're smoking weed like not stop and so

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>that how does Kim feel about that in particular?

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:33.160
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, okay you no, no, no no, But I'm

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:34.680
<v Speaker 2>here for it. All I had to worry about was

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:40.640
<v Speaker 2>my kids going to church. So what was gonna happen

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:44.719
<v Speaker 2>in the in the Okay? Who was going to get

0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 2>the Holy Ghost today?

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Yes? And all the old ladies that would shouting where

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna shout in my face? That's all I had

0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 3>to worry about. Were your kids gonna get spit on? Yes?

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:00.160
<v Speaker 2>How many times people were old ladies were going come

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:03.360
<v Speaker 2>up and be like, you know, it's so funny. Old

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>ladies used to give them money, right, he just walk

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 2>up the money. Half the time the money was like counterfeit.

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 2>What listen, it's crazy people out here. They was getting

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 2>my kids counterfeit money at church. I had to worry

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 2>about that. That was something I was concerned with. What crazy.

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:26.280
<v Speaker 4>More?

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 3>One, I don't understand how Elon Musk is still in business.

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 2>All the teslas are recall, everything has one of these teslas.

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Right an auto driving feature. It's a recall. First of all,

0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't care if my car can auto drive itself.

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:45.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not letting it.

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, there's there's that, But then it might be recalled

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 2>because it might automatically go into auto drive.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't Yeah, I don't know about that, you

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean, Like, we don't know why the

0:30:58.240 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 3>auto drive issue is an issue.

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or if they can program it from like a

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 2>building in Scottsdale or something you know what I mean,

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:09.959
<v Speaker 2>how does every single last car.

0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 3>We've got to bring all of these cars back in

0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 3>you stelling business, right.

0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Stealing business, and he's still saying crazy stuff out of his.

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 3>Mouth and pot mind his cars, like, uh, twenty twenty four.

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 3>We got to do better.

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 1>But he's that rich, he's that rich that this is easy.

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 1>It's probably easier to fix it than than to like

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.000
<v Speaker 1>shut down and no longer sell his cars or whatever.

0:31:34.800 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 3>Make them better, make them better? How about that?

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's start there, all right. So we put out

0:31:40.160 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 2>a question for you guys, and y'all answer the question.

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So well, first of all, before we get to

0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the question that we put out, a couple people, we

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 1>had a few a number of responses to one of

0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 1>our episodes where you were talking. We were talking about

0:31:54.920 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 1>smoking weed, yes, and driving, driving, looking weed, all of that.

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>So Amy Cohen writes, I am, hi, ladies, I am

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 1>listening to your podcast episode Big Bozo's, and I'm hearing

0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Jaselle call a joint a doogee.

0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:20.600
<v Speaker 2>The actual term is a doobie. Didn't I say dooby,

0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:27.760
<v Speaker 2>I say dooby douche. I said dooby doogie the dogie. Okay,

0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:29.280
<v Speaker 2>you know what I said, Dougie. Have you ever seen

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 2>that show?

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 3>I gotta tell you all about the show. Okay, wait

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 3>here seeing that show The Godfather Harlem. I tried watching it,

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 3>but I didn't make it through.

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 2>It's with Forest Whittaker. So anyway, they called Heroin the douche.

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, I just put that over the weed even

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 2>though we it's clearly not Heroin. So yes, okay, so

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.960
<v Speaker 2>thank you Amy, Yes, Dobe okay, but before you finish that,

0:32:57.080 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I want to say show that y'all need to watch

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 2>in twins for is on Netflix. It's called Dubai Blank.

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Have I told you about the show Dubai Blane Dubai Blank?

0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:33:07.920 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 2>So it is gonna It's reality television. It's in the

0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 2>second season. I'm obsessed with it. Okay, I'm obsessed.

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:20.120
<v Speaker 3>You're like an any Baba version.

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Of me, relaxed, and that's a can here.

0:33:23.640 --> 0:33:25.360
<v Speaker 4>Listen why you're running away now?

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:28.320
<v Speaker 3>The true colors are coming out? Ah you say that

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 3>persona venny, you're still here. You can never be on

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 3>my level. Do you think I'm weak?

0:33:32.600 --> 0:33:32.959
<v Speaker 2>Target?

0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not weak. Talking are nothing to me. So the

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 3>drama is is minuscule.

0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, that we don't have that much drama, and

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 2>it's it's cute c drama. It compares you to a

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Love and Hip Hop or the Real Housewives of the Toomach. Okay,

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 2>it's very cutesy.

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:57.800
<v Speaker 3>The lifestyle, uh huh, and the moonlight that these people

0:33:57.920 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 3>have really for.

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, So the cast, like what is the cast

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:04.280
<v Speaker 1>comprised of?

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 3>Are they? Are they young adults?

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Are they they are young adults? They're you know, pretty

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 2>much all the ladies have children, are having children. It's couples,

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 2>it's you know, they're all kind of entrepreneurs and they're

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>trying to live their best life. I found out because

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, we got some people that work for Netflix.

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:24.280
<v Speaker 2>So I did a little deep dive and I found

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 2>out that. So second season I started watching and I

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, this is so opulent. They

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:31.879
<v Speaker 2>go they take a trip to Saudi Arabia. Of course,

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 2>season two, episode two, y'all got to watch that, Okay,

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:38.840
<v Speaker 2>because I'm thinking to myself, I'm an American. Can I

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:42.279
<v Speaker 2>even get in Saudi Arabia? Well, my passport allowed me

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 2>to get stamped.

0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 3>I think not.

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:49.800
<v Speaker 2>They land in the desert, and the desert is so

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:54.320
<v Speaker 2>doped out with like it's a resort like in the desert.

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:59.560
<v Speaker 2>It's so freaking beautiful and opulent that it makes you

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:02.879
<v Speaker 2>feel like I got to visit Saudi Arabia really, Okay,

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 2>I got to sneak in. The cats pay for that themselves, woo.

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:11.680
<v Speaker 2>They paid for their own freaking trips. Like, if they're

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna do something like that, they paid for it out

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 2>of their own money. Because guess what they got it.

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:18.000
<v Speaker 2>They're probably saying to production, if y'all don't have a

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 2>budget for it, that's fine, right.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, we're not going to go somewhere that

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:23.920
<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't normally go anyway.

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and we want to make the show reality their

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:32.400
<v Speaker 2>real world, their real life. So yeah, it's fantastic. I

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:36.920
<v Speaker 2>love all the characters. They're all freaking crazy. One winds

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:40.720
<v Speaker 2>twenty four seven to her husband fan. I can't remember

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 2>her name, but she winds her husband. She winds, I

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 2>love her. She wanted to push present, she had him,

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 2>she had a second baby. She wanted to push president. Okay,

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:50.280
<v Speaker 2>he didn't know what to get it because she has everything,

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:53.080
<v Speaker 2>and I don't blame it, right, So he said, he

0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 2>pulled up one day. He was like, all right, your

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<v Speaker 2>push president is outside a g wagon, a Farra, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think a Porsche. All three all have bowls on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she picked one? They're all three? There was all

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<v Speaker 3>three out there. He told her pick one, and she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, but can I have all three? Can I

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<v Speaker 3>have all three? Can I have all three? I want

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<v Speaker 3>all three? He said, slow year roll.

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<v Speaker 2>So he gave her also a diamond bracelet okay, And

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<v Speaker 2>he gave her like some keys to an office space

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere she can like start her business.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow. She's like, okay, fine, I just take one.

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<v Speaker 3>But like it was annoying, but like she's funny with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's when I tell you opulent. That's what they do. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to check it out if they're that rich,

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:43.839
<v Speaker 1>Like are they just doing this for fun? Like why

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:45.400
<v Speaker 1>are they doing I mean, why not?

0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:47.359
<v Speaker 3>They're doing it for fun? They having fun? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, check it out. Good by blame

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<v Speaker 1>all right. This is another one in response to the

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 1>weed and the driving and all that. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>from Ashley Zelmer. The subject says it's illegal to smoke

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<v Speaker 1>and drive.

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<v Speaker 3>Robin zel Okay, I get there, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, ladies, I love listening to both of you. Jazelle

0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 1>has me constantly busting out laughing at work with her

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:21.800
<v Speaker 1>embellishments to stories, and Robin is my reasonable lady, and

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I love her. I don't give a attitude towards all

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:26.719
<v Speaker 1>these haters. I have never written in, but wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure miss Gizzelle knows it is in fact illegal

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<v Speaker 1>to drive.

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<v Speaker 3>While high on weed.

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I was busting up, busting out laughing listening to her say,

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 1>you can drive high as a kite?

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:48.480
<v Speaker 3>You anyway? Love you, crazy ladies. Don't ever change. My

0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:51.960
<v Speaker 3>favorite pod girls and my favorite housewives. Love you, Ashley Z. Okay,

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 3>obviously you could take somebody's order in the restaurant to

0:37:57.080 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 3>that restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>You can deliver door dash groceries high as a kite.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess what you're saying, like you you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>like you are capable of driving high as a kite. Yes'

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<v Speaker 1>actually saying is it is illegal to drive high as

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<v Speaker 1>a kite. Okay, but tell me how you get busted

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<v Speaker 1>you can't. What is the mechanism? What's the mechanism to

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<v Speaker 1>see whether or not you're.

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<v Speaker 3>High or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:38:22.320 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh wait, we got some blow Damn where did

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:28.959
<v Speaker 3>that go? Okay? Okay, rod is not prepair.

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<v Speaker 1>With the Oh I didn't know I was getting the

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 1>follow up questions. All right, some lady wrote in gosh,

0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 1>fuck we get y'all. We get so many emails here, Okay.

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:41.680
<v Speaker 4>We do.

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 3>We get a ton of emails, which we love. Keep

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 3>sending the emails.

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 2>We absolutely love them, and I'm happy that we were

0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:52.800
<v Speaker 2>able to like read them and have y'all's immediate response.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, Helen, I'm not going to write all of

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:58.640
<v Speaker 1>it because we ought to get to our next topic.

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:01.479
<v Speaker 1>But she says, I'm right because y'all were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>people not getting to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Wis for weed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm here to tell you that I was arrested

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<v Speaker 1>in charge with the dw I even though my alcohol

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 1>black blood content content was zero percent and I had

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:14.920
<v Speaker 1>smoked weed the day before and I was sentenced to

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 1>one day in jail.

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<v Speaker 2>So how they gave her blood test on the side

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 2>of the road. How you peeded a cup on the

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 2>side of the road and they tested it? Like, come on, now,

0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I want to know what I need a police officer

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 2>to write in and let us know. How do you

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 2>test if somebody is under the influence of the marijuana.

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh, a roadside saliva test.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, thank you, Robin.

0:39:44.719 --> 0:39:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we road sides will say take us alive, and

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:51.759
<v Speaker 2>they're able to tell yep, how we intoxicated you are?

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Yep, if you've smoked weed? Okay, thank you to sweet peeks. Okay,

0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:58.520
<v Speaker 3>So what if what.

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:01.520
<v Speaker 2>If you with somebody and you were kissing them when

0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 2>y'all were swiping saliva and he's gotten your mouth and

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:07.320
<v Speaker 2>he was smoking weed but you weren't.

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<v Speaker 3>That's probably problematic.

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:11.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's almost like a well, that wouldn't be

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 1>the same as a contact high.

0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:16.359
<v Speaker 3>It's probably problematic. I don't know. All right, we'll see.

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 3>How about you try it out? Okay, tell Jason? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So I wanted we got.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some interesting emails back next topic, TC wrote

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 1>writes in Hey jebs, are we jebs or g ebs? Anyway, Hey,

0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:38.359
<v Speaker 1>g eb's just listen to the episode where y'all talked

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:39.000
<v Speaker 1>about Laura.

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<v Speaker 3>Harvey and her community vagina.

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<v Speaker 1>Allegedly, we didn't say that for the record, We did

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<v Speaker 1>not say her community property.

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:50.440
<v Speaker 3>We just said she was in these streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, go ahead, Yeah, y'all asked if we would drop

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:55.880
<v Speaker 1>a man because his sex is bad. Well, I had

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 1>sex with a man who sex was so bad that

0:40:58.440 --> 0:40:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I had to.

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:01.520
<v Speaker 3>Do it again. I couldn't believe it.

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I was on top and he laid there like he

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:12.760
<v Speaker 1>was dead, with his arms to his sides. I originally

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 1>thought it was because it was our first time. Oh nope,

0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not into necrophilia or baby draws.

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:21.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if that means.

0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:25.000
<v Speaker 1>So I ghosted him and he was constantly trying to

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 1>contact me. This was twenty plus years ago, and I

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:29.320
<v Speaker 1>still can't wrap my head around it. Love your podcast.

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Why did she ask him? Like, dude, are you enjoying this?

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to get involved? Would you? I don't know.

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't go back a round two? So you no, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm so glad I had to see if it

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<v Speaker 2>was really that bad.

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, okay, this one all right? Here go one

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:50.600
<v Speaker 3>another one.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my friend, my friend Candice that you met

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:56.640
<v Speaker 1>at Braba Khan, she sent me a voice She sent

0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 1>me a voice memo of her experience, which is kind

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>of funny. I'm gonna play it. I'm gonna play it, Okay, Okay, okay,

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read one more and then I'm gonna play candases.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is from a Loafa Hijazellen Robin. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope I'm not too late telling my story on why

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't give this another chance to smash. But okay,

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 1>so this guy came over to my place and then

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<v Speaker 1>but in the beginning, you're just making out five out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten, no upper lip whatsoever.

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:25.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that means. But once it.

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<v Speaker 1>Began, omg, his sex faces that he would make it

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:35.240
<v Speaker 1>looks it looked like he ate a really sour candy

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 1>or a lemon. I kid, you not had to close

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 1>my eyes to focus and just imagine something better. And

0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:52.000
<v Speaker 1>then the second Then the second thing was his thrust game.

0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:52.760
<v Speaker 3>Girls.

0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:56.760
<v Speaker 1>He literally had no rhythm whatsoever. I can't even describe

0:42:56.800 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 1>how the thrust thing was, but it was like not

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:00.799
<v Speaker 1>in the hips. It's almost like he didn't know how

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>to move his hips, so it was almost like he

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 1>would plank on top of me and use all of

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 1>his legs. I'm not sure how to describe it, ella man,

0:43:11.600 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, the whole session was an ain't got He

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:18.800
<v Speaker 1>finished quickly and I told him by literally right, and

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 1>never responded to him after that.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's my reasons.

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, okay, so let's back up. Okay, let's get

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:31.400
<v Speaker 2>to the faces. She said he looked like he was

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:33.400
<v Speaker 2>sucking on a limit, a living.

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 3>Or sour County County, So it's probably like.

0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 4>That.

0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:43.920
<v Speaker 3>And then you were just planking. I would have to

0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:47.960
<v Speaker 3>close my eyes, I would. I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't.

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:54.759
<v Speaker 3>H Okay, the faces was him concentrating really hard?

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 4>He was.

0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 3>He was in serious concentrauction because he didn't want to

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 3>mess out, but he do.

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 1>You can like not get that out of your out

0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:05.160
<v Speaker 1>of your mind, all right, right, and you just like

0:44:05.280 --> 0:44:06.439
<v Speaker 1>planking on the syst.

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:10.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, okay, dude, do better. Twenty twenty four, work

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 3>on your sex game. Okay.

0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like guys don't really understand, like you need

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:19.319
<v Speaker 1>to put us some you need to do something here. Okay, y'all,

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I gotta listen to Kandas's story just is hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is a long long time ago. I think

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 4>it might have been like the summer between college and

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:33.680
<v Speaker 4>med school or sometime in there. Anyway, I was in

0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 4>Baltimore for the summer and I met this guy, super

0:44:38.120 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 4>fine guy, very good looking.

0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 5>He was in school, like applying to.

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Med school or something like that.

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 4>But he was a complete dick like and I couldn't

0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:50.960
<v Speaker 4>figure out why he had like a Napoleon complex. But

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 4>he was like six two and good looking, so I

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 4>could not figure out anyway. We're kicking it this summer

0:44:57.280 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 4>and then you know, one night, things got a little

0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:03.160
<v Speaker 4>hot and heavy and we're going through.

0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 5>The bases and you know, just fooling around, and he

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:13.320
<v Speaker 5>was on third base for a long time, like, and

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:16.239
<v Speaker 5>I was thinking to myself, Okay, I'm good with the

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:19.800
<v Speaker 5>manual situation. Let's go on and you know, do the

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:23.680
<v Speaker 5>do you have my consent, let's do it. I looked

0:45:23.719 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 5>down that whole time. It was not his finger, it

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:28.920
<v Speaker 5>was his attendance.

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 4>And I was like what I said after that, no way,

0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 4>no how, And then it made sense. So he's not short,

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 4>but the dingling is. So that's when he was such

0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 4>an asshole, and I was like, Nope, you can't do this.

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 4>And that was the last time I cust him.

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:52.960
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was his finger, Okay, we could get it,

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:59.279
<v Speaker 3>we could get it. Popping you been popping what he

0:45:59.480 --> 0:45:59.880
<v Speaker 3>was getting?

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:00.239
<v Speaker 4>Pop?

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:03.839
<v Speaker 3>And she didn't even know me. Oh my god, could

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 3>you imagine I know I cannot. That is a horror story.

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, can you imagine like that dude's life

0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:16.640
<v Speaker 2>like you have to live with this penis, I mean

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:19.040
<v Speaker 2>with this finger of a penis.

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 3>Forever a finger. All right, we are out of here, guys.

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:28.479
<v Speaker 3>That is That is our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't ever forget to live your life, either reasonable or shady,

0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:42.000
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0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:44.360
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