1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: One of the worst parts about Ramond losing all the 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: way He ain't the skinniest guy in the room anymore, 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: but he ain't the fattest, and I kind of miss 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: having a fat guy around. And that's why I'm glad 5 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: Jim Mudd has joined us, because Jim Mudd embraces his 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: love of food. Jim Mudd has added to our production 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: team and we're delighted to have him. And the problem is, 8 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: you can't really talk food with Chad because Chad has 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: zero point one percent body fat. I mean, he's just 10 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: chat is is an is a like a monk. It's amazing. 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: So but Jim, I can indulge my inner fat dude 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, Like, Chad, what's your favorite candy? And 13 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: it's a I don't eat candy? Like ever don't eat candy? Well, man, Okay, 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: what do you do? I mean, what do you do? 15 00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: But Jim embraces his inner fat guys, as I need 16 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: people around me who do. But he said, I often 17 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: think during times like this about what I'll miss most 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: during the end times. And he said, I'll miss anchovies 19 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: when the restaurants shut down and you're locked in and 20 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,320 Speaker 1: it's post apocalyptic and I thought, that's a great conversation. 21 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: What will you miss most during the end times? What 22 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: whimsical thing that you have to say? Maybe it's bond bonds, 23 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: Maybe it's I put I put York peppermint patties and 24 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: reached his peanut butter cups the little ones in the 25 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: freezer and eat them. Cole No, I was saying, when 26 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: I run out of that like that, that is I mean, 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: I'm not embarrassed. I'm surprised you would be surprised how 28 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: much joy that gives me. My point is that I 29 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't just be well, I sure, Wei shay Man, I'm 30 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 1: jonesan for that. I'm in a bad way. You remember 31 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: Tom Sizemore when being Tom Sizemore of that show, and 32 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: he's strung out and he needs a hit and he 33 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: can't get it and his eyes are zombied out and 34 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: he's sweating. That's where I am at that moment. All right, 35 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: I got something to mail. I can't remember if I 36 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 1: read this to y'all, but I got to tell you 37 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: this story because this is if I wasn't clear, Ramon says, 38 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 1: I wasn't smelly. What whimsical thing will you most miss 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: during the end times that she won't be able to 40 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: get to all right. So Emily, my assistant, brings my 41 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: mail in and she opens this thing out and she goes, 42 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: I was gonna you get the weirdest stuff in the mail. 43 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: I said, I take great pride in that, and she said, 44 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: I was going to throw this away, but somehow, for 45 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: some real weird reason, I thought you might enjoy it. 46 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: And I said, what is it? She said, it looks 47 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: like a jockstrap, used jockstrap. Why'd you think I would 48 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: enjoy it? Because it's got a letter with it and 49 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: I can't bring myself to read it. I said, well, 50 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,679 Speaker 1: let me see what it is. It's clearly not a 51 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: jock strap. It looks like a knee pad or maybe 52 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: a thigh pad. Right, you see this, Okay, So it's 53 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: clearly used. It's got some blood splotches on it, and 54 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: it doesn't stink, but you could tell that a few 55 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: years ago it did, right. And it's that's how you 56 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: get COVID. That's how it spreads, okay, not the wet market, okay. 57 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: But I love our listeners and you just never know 58 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: what's going to arrive in the mail. So I pick 59 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: up the handwritten note. It's from West Wind in College Station, Texas, 60 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: and it's handwritten with pencil, and so you have my attention. 61 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: It says, ZAR love the show. I like for you 62 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: to have this Earl Campbell game warn elbow pad. That's 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: an elbow pad when you're Earl Campbell, that's an elbow pad, right, 64 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: that could cover one of my butt cheeks. The best 65 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: I can tell is this from the nineteen eighty one 66 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: game between the Oilers and Miami Dolphins and the dome. 67 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: After the game, Earl tossed this into the crowd and 68 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: I caught it. I was eleven at the time. My 69 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: dad and brother can attest to it. I love the 70 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: fact that he's like, Okay, I know you think just 71 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: some old it's just some old elbowpad. But if you 72 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 1: need here's my brother and my dad they would say, hey, 73 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: that's well. I remember when West caught it. I'll never 74 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: forget because he had a coat in his hand and 75 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: that thing come up there and he dropped it and 76 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: grabbed that and he's held on to it all these years. 77 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,919 Speaker 1: Why would anybody lie about that? Right? And then he 78 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 1: adds this guy's after my own heart. I think he 79 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: had nineteen rushes for seventy eight yards in the game. 80 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 1: Keep doing what you're doing, West Wind College Station, Texas. 81 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: And here it is. I posted that without comment. I said, 82 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,479 Speaker 1: receive this in the minb. But look at that right there. 83 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: You see that right there? Look at this romon. There's 84 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: no blood on the inside. The blood is on the outside. 85 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 1: That means he used his elbow to shuck somebody and 86 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,919 Speaker 1: got their blood on his elbow. I don't know what 87 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do with it, but I'm pretty sure this 88 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 1: is going in my coffin with me when I'm dead. Yeah, 89 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: me and Earl right there, Earl's elbow pad right there. Oh, 90 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: Kenny's got to complain what you got? Kenny? 91 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 2: Am I on the air now? 92 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: Yes? Okay? 93 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 3: Uh? 94 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 2: I got a question or comment to mister Barry. 95 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 1: Is that you're on with me? Go ahead? 96 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry it's not started to you. I'll listen 97 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 2: to you every damn day, thank you, especially since I've 98 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 2: been retired. But anyway, you push these agendas. Are these 99 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 2: these companies that like got one in there, that's a 100 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 2: new RESCI opening up here in Montgomery County blah blah blah, 101 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 2: And to even afford to go to these restaurants. Over 102 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: that restaurant, you know, one persons dropping thirty five dollars 103 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 2: for a meal. Okay, you know, rich people. The common 104 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 2: people that live here in Montgomery County. You know, we're 105 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,359 Speaker 2: just we're just working people. And you promote people to 106 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 2: move to Montgomery County. In the last year or two years, 107 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 2: Conroe has doubled in size, and Conro used to be 108 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 2: a nice little town to live, and now it's going 109 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 2: to become just like living on nineteen sixty or or 110 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 2: some big busy street in Houston. And you promote all 111 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 2: these fine country living and stuff like that. The next thing, 112 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 2: you know, it's us people that relax and live in 113 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 2: it's because it's a little bit cheaper to live here. 114 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 2: And then in Harris County, next thing, you know it, 115 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,279 Speaker 2: everything's going to go up. We're going to be just 116 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 2: like Harris County. It's just like the people from California 117 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 2: when they moved here, they bring their government where the 118 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 2: people from Houston bring their government here and so and 119 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 2: it's just that you're promoting you're promoting the upper class items. 120 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 2: Whenever the majority of us here or not upper class, 121 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 2: were We're common folks. I mean, I hope you understand 122 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 2: what I'm trying to say. 123 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: I do rem What was your reaction to that old 124 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: boy saying you're promoting too much rich stuff? You agree, 125 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: Oh that's funny because you're you, you as common folk. 126 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 2: Really? 127 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, okay. I wonder if he'd I 128 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: wasn't mad at him at all. It's it's an interesting perspective. Hey, 129 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: I have no shame. Listen, Let's have no mistakes here. 130 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be dishonest with you. I'm gonna make 131 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: as much money as I can possibly make in my 132 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: life because money allows me a freedom to move about 133 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: and to do things that I've been without money, and 134 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: I've been with money, and I can tell you without 135 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,600 Speaker 1: money is a whole lot harder. You figure out ways 136 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: to get by. But if you can make a little money, 137 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: not mad at you for doing it at all. 138 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 2: This segment exclusively produced by Hawaiian Chad Nakanishi Aloha bro 139 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 2: Ha to The Michael Barry Show. 140 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 1: It's the Apocalypse on what will you miss most causing 141 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: the apocalypse? The World War? Interesting bit of polling data. 142 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,440 Speaker 1: I know we're having fun ramon, but listen carefully to this. 143 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: Rasmussen did a poll based on income level, with the 144 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: question asked yes or no. If a wider war breaks 145 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: out in Europe, should the US military be involved? If 146 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,199 Speaker 1: a wider war breaks out in Europe? Should the US 147 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: military be involved? Folks who made over two hundred thousand 148 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:13,560 Speaker 1: are very eager sixty six percent, one hundred thousand to 149 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 1: two hundred thousand, fifty two percent, fifty thousand to one 150 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: hundred thousand fifty one percent, thirty thousand to fifty thousand 151 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 1: forty eight percent. Folks who make under thirty thousand thirty 152 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: seven percent. Rich folks are real keen to go to war, 153 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: aren't they? With your boys? 154 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 4: All right? 155 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: What will you miss most? Let's go to John. Yes, 156 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,679 Speaker 1: go ahead, John. Oh okay, Well what I would have 157 00:09:54,800 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: miss is poppy sea clatches. Oh wow, Hobby Sez you 158 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: know that? Does see? I like that. I like how 159 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: deep we went into that. All right. For us to 160 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,560 Speaker 1: make great radio together, I have to teach you, as 161 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: a caller how to contribute to the show. Okay. A 162 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: good host teaches his audience how to be part of 163 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 1: the show, because that's the beauty here, right, It's not 164 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: just me anymore. You're part of it. You being part 165 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: of it, and it's sounding smooth and seamless and tight 166 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 1: and high production values means that you stay on your phone, 167 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,959 Speaker 1: not on the speakerphone, that you're ready so that when 168 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: I come to you, you get right in. Well, Hi, 169 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: what a Michael? What about that phone OUTR that's not 170 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: good radio, that's real bad radio. And you've heard that 171 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 1: everywhere else. But you're gonna be ready, and you're gonna 172 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 1: be engaged, and I'm good and you're good. I'll be 173 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: good all day. You're gonna get right to it. You're 174 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 1: gonna make your point. What will be that thing you 175 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,560 Speaker 1: will miss most? See, I'm helping you make great radio 176 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 1: during your moment because I'm kind of invested too, all right. 177 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: Seven one three two one two five eight seven four 178 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,840 Speaker 1: RJ on the black line? What will you miss most? 179 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:08,359 Speaker 2: Other than Ramon's James still Holo, Andy's Mint candies. 180 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: Oh Andy's Mint candies. Okay, so stock up now, see 181 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,679 Speaker 1: that's probably shelf stable for a while. That's a good 182 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:16,959 Speaker 1: thing about hard candies is they hold for a while. 183 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 1: Corey Go. 184 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 2: Water Burger, Patty Melt, and Doctor Pepper. 185 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 1: You can stock up on the Doctor Pepper, the water burger, 186 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:31,560 Speaker 1: not so much, earl go my grandchildren. Oh wow, Well, 187 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 1: I wasn't going that deep because I was hoping we'd 188 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,719 Speaker 1: keep our loved ones close, that we'd just kind of 189 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: be shut in like in the movies or sean go ahead, 190 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: makers mark? What oh maker's mark? Well see that there again. 191 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,719 Speaker 1: Y'all are kind of proving something to me. If the 192 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:56,440 Speaker 1: things that you would most miss are shelf stable for 193 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: a couple of years, that's the beauty of bourbon. That 194 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: was actually one of the reasons I started switching more 195 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 1: to brown water than beer, is that beer is so 196 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: temperature sensitive, at least the way we drink it here 197 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: Europeans drink warm beer. But the idea that you could 198 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 1: have even more so than wine. You open a bourbon, 199 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,079 Speaker 1: that bourbon is good to go when you you can 200 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: close it up and come back in a year and 201 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 1: it's just as good. Trust me, I've done it. You 202 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Speaker 1: can tote it anywhere. It basically any temperature. It can 203 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 1: sit out in your hot car. Beer goes flat, wine 204 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: goes sour. You think of all the categories. If makers 205 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: mark is that thing you would missed the most, just 206 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: go stock up on it, and Maker's Mark is not 207 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: in as short a supply just yet. Alex, what will 208 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,239 Speaker 1: you miss most during the apocalypse. 209 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,800 Speaker 2: Oh, we are probably gonna lose this before the apocalypse. 210 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 2: But my escape is Formula one INDYECAR NASCAR. 211 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see that'll be first to go. Yeah, that'll 212 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 1: be That'll be long go. Although are they are they 213 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: eat up with the whole political. 214 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 2: Correctness depending on what series you look at, Yes, across 215 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 2: the board, they're kind of beholden to the oil companies 216 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 2: like the rest of them. 217 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 1: Well, and the oil companies are running scared, so the 218 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: oil companies have to outliberal the liberals. Some of the 219 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: organizations and causes that these oil companies are funding, it 220 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: just blows. They are absolutely subsidizing their own suicide. They're 221 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: subsidizing their own demise. And what they think is that 222 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 1: if they can hand over enough of their neighbors to 223 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: the nazi liberal global warming hyenas, then they'll be saved. 224 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: You're just delaying and empowering. You're feeding the fire that 225 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,800 Speaker 1: will consume you. Some of these oil companies should be 226 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,720 Speaker 1: absolutely ashamed of themselves what they ought to be doing. 227 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 1: The way musk is is fighting back. They ought to 228 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 1: all be declaring war, but they're not. Be surprised how 229 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: many fortune five hundred CEOs are very very weak men. 230 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,199 Speaker 1: All they want is they got eighteen months till a 231 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: change of control where the company is sold to this 232 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,839 Speaker 1: or that company, and that triggers their options to vest 233 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 1: and they can go off on their boat in the Mediterranean. 234 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 1: And oh, they'll spend their entire retirement. I've seen this. 235 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: They'll spend their entire retirement. Boy, I'll tell you what 236 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: is Michael, It's terrible. What's happening. It's really happenings terrible. 237 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 1: What's happening in this car? Man, I'm glad you're talking 238 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 1: about it. Well, what did you do when you had 239 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 1: a position where you could have made a difference? Boy, tie, 240 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,840 Speaker 1: you can't do anything anymore. I mean your hands are tied. 241 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 1: I mean that's just the way things are. No, no, no, no, no, no. 242 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: You allowed things to be that way. Admire the people 243 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: who stand up and speak out because they do so 244 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 1: at great cost. Nancy, what will you miss during the apocalypse? 245 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: Roasted nuts, mixed nuts, chucklate covered nuts, any kind of 246 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: nuttiness old world? Wow, what kind of nuts do you 247 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: eat any kind of nuts. My favorite dark chocolate covered almond. 248 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 1: Oh wow, I love Have you ever had the the 249 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: white covered almonds? 250 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a stash. 251 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 1: Of those, and then the uh, that's good, that's good 252 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,720 Speaker 1: movie theater food. 253 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: Yep. 254 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: And have you ever had the yogurt covered pretzels? 255 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 5: No? 256 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 2: I don't my pretzels. 257 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: Well you don't have to. You'll like this. I'm serious. 258 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: Next time you go to the grocery store, go over 259 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: and they will have yogurt covered pretzels. And now they 260 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: have not just yogurt cover pretzels, they have strawberry yogurt 261 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: covered pretzels, chocolate yogurt covered pretzels, all sorts of different 262 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 1: flavored yogurt covered pretzels. And they are something to behold. 263 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: Don't eat them when it's hot, because they're melting on you. Okay, 264 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 1: but see there again, everything y'all are saying are things 265 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: that you could stock up on. Now forget the toilet 266 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: paper that lady needs to go get all the nuts 267 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: she can possibly get. She needs to just hoard all 268 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: the nuts that she can possibly get. Jim, what you 269 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 1: got something you and I have in common? I have 270 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: a hat you have a hat Chicko sticks. Oh, oh yeah, 271 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: Chico Stix, Amen brother. The name of that company, Ramon, 272 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: It's out of Lufkin or somewhere East Texas. It's the 273 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 1: name of that company. Yeah, we had them on. She 274 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 1: sent a big old box of stuff. Oh, I didn't 275 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: let you know that. Jason Fresh ground coffee can't handle 276 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: the freeze fried stuff. That's Atkinson is the company that 277 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: is one of my great joys in life. Jason is 278 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: my wife, being from India. She makes me a chai 279 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: every morning when I wake up, and as I scurry 280 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,520 Speaker 1: out the door, she meets me at the door and 281 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 1: hands it to me and walks me out. And I 282 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 1: drink that until about ten o'clock, depending on how my 283 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,800 Speaker 1: pace is going, and then at ten. Ramon starts making 284 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 1: coffee at about seven o'clock every morning, and so by 285 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,679 Speaker 1: ten I've been smelling that coffee in here for a 286 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 1: while and I can hear it percolating and all that. Prey. 287 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: You think about this, of all the great joys in life, 288 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,959 Speaker 1: and how much joy coffee gives me. It's such a 289 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 1: simple thing, right, It's not a heavily mechanize It's such 290 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: a simple thing. It's just water over beans. Hot Bizar 291 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: of talk radio The Michael Barry Show. Well, we have 292 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:57,720 Speaker 1: a twofer. It's a gay dude. But this has nothing 293 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: to do with monkey pops And it's a Florida man story, 294 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:07,919 Speaker 1: and Florida man is not gay. Let me explain. David 295 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: Martinez is a construction worker by trade, and he tried 296 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 1: to kill his brother with a kitchen knife. And I 297 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 1: know what you're thinking, Zar, why would he do that 298 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:25,200 Speaker 1: to his own kin? Well, it seems that Dave wasn't 299 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 1: happy that his brother may have been a homosexual, at 300 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 1: least that's the assumption, since he had threatened to quote 301 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: cut the gay away. Apparently he kept threatening to cut 302 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 1: his brother's quote gay away while he was sharpening his knife. 303 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,640 Speaker 1: And that's probably enough to stare to scare a gay 304 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 1: fellow straight, I'd think, Ramon, do you know which part 305 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: of the body contains the gay? Like, if he was 306 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 1: just he is going to r of it out and 307 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: scoop it out and get it out of there. I mean, 308 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: is it inside the booty? Is it? Where would it 309 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: is that where they go looking for it? Where is 310 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,720 Speaker 1: the gay? Is it behind the knee, the elbow? Where was, 311 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:23,240 Speaker 1: Which got me to thinking, this isn't the first time 312 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:29,960 Speaker 1: we've heard language like this. Do you remember when Chick 313 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 1: fil A came out against gay marriage and a position 314 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: they should be entitled to have. Do you remember the 315 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,679 Speaker 1: name Adam Smith? Not the economist, not the Scottish economists. 316 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 1: He was the guy who decided to film himself protesting 317 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 1: in the Chick fil A drive through. This was twenty fourteen, 318 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: and if you remember, people would go through the Chick 319 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,399 Speaker 1: fil A drive through and they would yell at the 320 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 1: poor minimum wage employee on the other side of the glass. 321 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 1: They would yell at them that you're an awful human 322 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,159 Speaker 1: being because you work for Chick fil A. Kids are 323 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: just trying to pay their rent. Well, Adam Smith filmed 324 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,639 Speaker 1: himself and thought he was going to be very clever. 325 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: He was the CFO of some company and he filmed himself. 326 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 1: He ends up getting fired the next day. Do you 327 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 1: remember this this exchange. 328 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,120 Speaker 5: Well, I'm waiting in line, I'm next to nine. I'm 329 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 5: pretty excited about my free water. I also see like 330 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 5: a group of thirty college age students over there. 331 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 4: I'm wondering if they're doing a sit in. I'm so excited. 332 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 4: I might just join them. 333 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 5: Let's see what happens with my free water, And I 334 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,200 Speaker 5: think I might just say a few words too. 335 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:51,160 Speaker 4: Let's see, it's been a long line. 336 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 5: There's a long line of cars too. I don't know 337 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 5: if you can see, but it's you know, people don't 338 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 5: have to have their Chick fil A and so I 339 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 5: gay breakfast sandwich. Mmm, always tastes better when it's full 340 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 5: of hate. 341 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: M Yeah, I love it. 342 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 4: Come on, I want my free water. Come on. I 343 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,720 Speaker 4: really hope those students over there are gonna do a 344 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 4: sit in. I think they are. It just makes sense. Hey, right, Hey, 345 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 4: how you doing good? Is this my free water? It 346 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,600 Speaker 4: is awesome? You know why I'm getting the free water? 347 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: Right? 348 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 4: Because Chick fil A is a hateful corporation. I disagree. 349 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,239 Speaker 4: I wouldn't I know, but don't I know? 350 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 5: But you guys, but the corporation gives money to hate 351 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 5: hate groups, hate groups just because people want to kiss 352 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 5: another guy. 353 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 4: Sorry, I have to say your belief. Yeah, I believe 354 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:53,880 Speaker 4: that too. 355 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 5: I don't believe corporations should be giving money to hateful groups. 356 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:03,160 Speaker 4: Totally understand. I'll take my walk, of course. 357 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 5: I'm glad that I can take a little bit of 358 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 5: money from Chick fil A and maybe less money to 359 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 5: hate groups. 360 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 4: Have a great day. I don't know how you live 361 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,239 Speaker 4: with yourself and work here. I don't understand it. This 362 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 4: is a horrible corporation with horrible values. You deserve better. 363 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 4: You deserve better. Rachel deserves better. Okay, I will. I 364 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 4: just did something really good. I feel purposeful. Thank you 365 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 4: so much. Okay. 366 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,879 Speaker 5: I'm a nice guy, by the way, and I'm totally heaterosexual. 367 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,240 Speaker 5: I'm not none, not gay in me. I just can't 368 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,879 Speaker 5: stand the hate. You know, you gotta stop. It's gotta stop. Guys, 369 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 5: stand up, all right, see you guys. 370 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 1: He said, I'm totally heterosexual, not a gay in me. 371 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,280 Speaker 4: I'm totally heterosexual, no, not gay in me? 372 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,880 Speaker 1: Who play the game? Who says that. 373 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 4: I'm totally heaterosexual, no, not gay and me. 374 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: I think you doth protest too much there, Adam. He 375 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,400 Speaker 1: got fired the next day. I like it's a part 376 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,440 Speaker 1: where he sees a bunch of kids outside a store 377 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 1: about a block away and he just assumes this is 378 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: nineteen sixty seven or nineteen seventy one, and they're having 379 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,119 Speaker 1: some sit in like John and Yoko. 380 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,159 Speaker 4: I really hope those students over there are going to 381 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,439 Speaker 4: do a sit in. I think they are. It just 382 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 4: makes sense. 383 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,840 Speaker 1: So this totally heterosexual dude without a gay inside him. 384 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:27,119 Speaker 6: I'm totally heterosexual, none I gay and me has just 385 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 6: harassed a young lady who maintained poise throughout. 386 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,440 Speaker 1: Good for her. So we're back to Dave Martinez trying 387 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 1: to cut the gay out of his brother Florida man. 388 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,240 Speaker 1: I like to think. Did y'all watch the movie Heathers. 389 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 1: It was a cult classic from nineteen eighty nine Christian 390 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,639 Speaker 1: Slater Winona Ryder. It's a dark comedy about a couple 391 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,159 Speaker 1: that starts killing their high school classmates, and in the 392 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 1: scene where about to play, it's the funeral of the 393 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: two football players that they killed, and in order to 394 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,880 Speaker 1: keep from getting caught, they set it up to look 395 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,640 Speaker 1: like a murder suicide between two gay lovers. They weren't gay, 396 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,840 Speaker 1: they weren't lovers. Their classmates just killed them and set 397 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,199 Speaker 1: this thing up. But the dad of one of the 398 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,080 Speaker 1: dead boys stands up to profess his love for his 399 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:32,919 Speaker 1: dead son. Because any way you can hear me, Kurt, buddy, 400 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 1: I don't care that you really were some pansy your 401 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,679 Speaker 1: own flesh and blood. And no, you may be proud. 402 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:51,960 Speaker 1: My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love 403 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 1: my dad gay son. 404 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,160 Speaker 3: I don't like men no more. 405 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,919 Speaker 2: I like women. 406 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:07,160 Speaker 1: E Michael Berry, I'm not gay no more. 407 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 2: With bags I g I E Lee big Rick, big. 408 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:24,640 Speaker 3: Rick, Come on Lamari University, honey k l b I yes, 409 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 3: that means five point sixty. In Latin Hunting, the home 410 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 3: of the Macaroni Award winning al cow Well welcomes another 411 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:38,880 Speaker 3: hometown child, mister Michelberer. Direct from Orangefield texts say oh, 412 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:40,440 Speaker 3: the negnorance of it all. 413 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 4: Mama Vicker, Alma Grinner, Mamah Lover. 414 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,680 Speaker 1: My friend Ben Wernig was the first person I ever 415 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: knew to introduce me to Shirley cu Lickor. And we 416 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 1: were young, I mean we were we were in school. 417 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: I can't remember. But in Orange Shirley cue Lickor, before 418 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 1: she was ever on the radio, was an answering machine. 419 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,199 Speaker 1: And you would call and she would dispense wisdom and 420 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 1: change the message every couple of days. And so you 421 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: would call and when you'd hope the line wouldn't be busy. 422 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 1: This was before and if if it started ringing. You 423 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,000 Speaker 1: go listen, y'all, listen, y'all list y'all listen, and you'd 424 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,679 Speaker 1: all gather around because you didn't have a speakerphone. Listen, listen, 425 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: and then Shirley Culicker would would answer, and it would 426 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,960 Speaker 1: just be you never knew what it would be. It 427 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,680 Speaker 1: could be anything. It just be nonsense, that today's ignorance, 428 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 1: and you'd be so excited and then you caught in 429 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,399 Speaker 1: called again, but you couldn't get back through. My dad 430 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: said that out at the plant, in the C unit, 431 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,199 Speaker 1: which is where he worked, in the maintenance unit, they 432 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,200 Speaker 1: would sit and they'd take turns dialing and this was 433 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: to to to to to to. That was back when 434 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 1: you when you die. We didn't have area codes back then, 435 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 1: but just dialing seven numbers would take a minute. Right 436 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 1: when there was a when Kogt would have the Turkey 437 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,840 Speaker 1: gobble that play the you could win a you could 438 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: win a uh, you could win a turkey, and so 439 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: you'd wait for the gobble. So what you do is 440 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,360 Speaker 1: you dial six numbers. It's like eight eight three, five, 441 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 1: five nine nine or whatever it was. So you do 442 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,679 Speaker 1: eight eight three, five five nine, and you'd wait. You 443 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 1: have your hand on that nine and a minute that say, 444 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: go you do just the nine, you'd wait on the 445 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,159 Speaker 1: last numbers. Yeah, the gobble? 446 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 4: What did the. 447 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,639 Speaker 1: Gobbles sound like? I don't know. We need somebody that 448 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: can do a good gobble. Uh, I can. I can 449 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,360 Speaker 1: hear it in my mind's eye. I just can't replicate 450 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 1: it right, right right, Give me some time to think 451 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:53,440 Speaker 1: on that. I'm not great impersonations or or pet sounds 452 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,640 Speaker 1: like the Beach Boys. I can't think exactly how it. Yeah, 453 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 1: that's not it, gobble. It's better with do come on 454 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 1: well something like that. Yeah. So they would do that 455 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,600 Speaker 1: and then you'd call. But anyway, so I had to 456 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,439 Speaker 1: tell you his story real quick. So Chance calls me 457 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:22,440 Speaker 1: yesterday and he says, hey, talking to a woman and 458 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 1: her dad is a uh her dad played football at 459 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,400 Speaker 1: Port Natures Groves and he's texting me. He's all excited. 460 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,239 Speaker 1: And I said, yes, I'll know him. What year did 461 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 1: he graduate? So his daughter says, the daughter is the 462 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: one that called in. We want a legacy film on 463 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,400 Speaker 1: my dad. He's got all these great stories. Graduated seventy two. 464 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,600 Speaker 1: Turns out he graduated seventy one, but the daughter got it. Wrong, 465 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: graduated seventy two. I said, oh, he'll know my friend 466 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 1: Jeff the jet burs Run. So I send back Jeff 467 00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: the Jet Burge Run, and then I immediately panic. He's 468 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,480 Speaker 1: going to say, Michael has a friend that would have 469 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: gone to school with your dad, Jeff the Jet burger Rod. 470 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 1: I just know he's going to screw it up. But 471 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: he didn't because he's done so many of these life films, now, 472 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 1: these heritage films on people in the because a lot 473 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: of the folks that call come from the Golden Triangle 474 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,240 Speaker 1: all the way into Houston. And now he's got a 475 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,840 Speaker 1: big client base in Louisiana, especially southwest Louisiana. So Bergeron 476 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: is pretty So he didn't screw up Bergeron. I was 477 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,000 Speaker 1: happy about that. I immediately sent him a phonetic pronunciation on 478 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,560 Speaker 1: how to say Bergeron, because if you screw that up, 479 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,360 Speaker 1: you're going to sound like a goober, especially to somebody 480 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 1: for port Natures, Gross p andng the Indians. So he said, oh, 481 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 1: I got it, don't worry. So he's text me back. 482 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 1: I said, ask her if her dad knew Jeff the 483 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: Jet Burgeron and she immediately says yes, because Jeff the 484 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: Jet Bergeron was a legend back in the day. Nineteen 485 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: seventy two, the top football prospect coming out of the 486 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,720 Speaker 1: state of Tech with Steve Wooster. And that name doesn't 487 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,080 Speaker 1: mean anything to you, Ramone, but I can tell you 488 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: that he went to Bridge City, which is why I 489 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,840 Speaker 1: know this. It wasn't just because he's from Bridge City. 490 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: He went to UT. He was a superstar for people 491 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: that were following football fifty years ago. Steve Wooster was 492 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,240 Speaker 1: the greatest white boy to play football. I mean it 493 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: was like it was. It was all Steve Wooster to 494 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 1: this day. I was at an event maybe ten years ago, 495 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 1: ten fifteen years ago, and Steve Wooster walked in. I 496 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,360 Speaker 1: think it was a UT alumni event. I don't remember 497 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: what it was, but Wooster walked in and everybody in 498 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 1: the room wanted to go over and shake his hand. 499 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 1: This guy was such a legend on the field that 500 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 1: fifty years later people still talk about it. That was 501 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,280 Speaker 1: seventy two. Nineteen seventy four, the greatest high school athlete 502 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: coming out of high school going to college was number 503 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 1: twenty at University of Texas, where he committed the Tyler 504 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: Rose Earl Campbell nineteen seventy three was Jeff the jet 505 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 1: Burge Roun. I have confirmed that with Wade Phillips, whose 506 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: daddy coached him. So I said, hey, ask, oh boy, 507 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 1: I spoke to me cigars last night, So I apologize. 508 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,440 Speaker 1: I'm too lazy to hit the cough button. Yes, I'm 509 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: clearing my throat a lot. It was maybe a four 510 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: cigar day yesterday. I was doing a lot of reading 511 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,239 Speaker 1: and I started this nasty little habit. But yes, I 512 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,880 Speaker 1: know I'm clearing my throat. I know it's irritating, so 513 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 1: I apologize in advance. All right, Oh, hold on, we 514 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: got a good gobbler, Ethan. You're a good gobbler, Ethan. 515 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: Oh dang it, Ethan, are you a good gobbler? 516 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,240 Speaker 2: Yeap? 517 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 1: All right, well, let's hear it. It's not bad. Work 518 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,480 Speaker 1: on that. During the break. We'll come back. I need 519 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: a little more base in there, all right. So Jeff 520 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,480 Speaker 1: the jet Berge Round was the top high school prospect 521 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,360 Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy three. Superstar right. Well, I know him 522 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: because his daughter, Tanna, beautiful beautiful woman, is married to 523 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,960 Speaker 1: Steve Parcombe, who everybody in law enforcement in Southeast Texas knows. 524 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 1: Tanna is with one of the big drug companies. She's 525 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 1: like a regional vice president. She's married to Steve Peacone 526 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: and Steve Pericombe was Chris his best friend. They talked 527 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: every morning like two teenage girls. Greatest guy you everyone meet. 528 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 1: So anyway, I gotta get this story done before we 529 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: get to break. So I called Jeff the Jet after 530 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: that and I said, Hey, Steve Osborne. He says, Steve 531 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 1: Osborne was like my big brother. He was almost like 532 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 1: a father. Figured to me he was two years older 533 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: than he was a free safety. That guy would hitch you. 534 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,240 Speaker 1: He's great guys, but he's done very well for himself. 535 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: And so I texted Wade fell Us. We were going 536 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: back and forth about high school legends. So here's my 537 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,479 Speaker 1: question to you. If you mentioned Jeff the Jet burger 538 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 1: on in my household because my brother worshiped him too, 539 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: we all did. My dad drove the my grandfather drove 540 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,080 Speaker 1: the bus for the local high school football teams. What 541 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: is the name of that guy when you were growing 542 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:04,720 Speaker 1: up that his name inspire just absolutely legend that never 543 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: went on to play pro football. So you're gonna tell 544 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,960 Speaker 1: us the year the high school and his name wherever 545 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,360 Speaker 1: you went to high school, come on,