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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode edition. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: Yes that's Kevin poll Yes, I believe I am that

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Speaker 1: kind of fellow. You're rat bastard. You just made me

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Speaker 1: do it again, son of a bitch, just did it again.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet a Rackhamis. Shall you no

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Speaker 1: particular orders? Say hello to James Heeney, Jimmy the jackal

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Speaker 1: other than hash Browns. If you could enjoy any food

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Speaker 1: while at the cinema, what do you wish we could

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Speaker 1: all buy before taking our seat? I like nutty buddy bars,

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Speaker 1: and they don't sell them at movie theaters. So if

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Speaker 1: I could just pack my pockets with nutty buddy bars,

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Speaker 1: I'd be in heaven. Well you can. It's called contraband,

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Speaker 1: but it's yeah, that's what the rest of us are doing.

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Speaker 1: All those candy bars are gonna melt. What what are

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Speaker 1: they called? Nutty nutty buddy bars? I get? I get

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Speaker 1: a lot of them really cheap. I think they're like

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Speaker 1: a buck fifty for like it would be the equivalent

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Speaker 1: of ten andy bars? Are those the chocolate peanut butter

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Speaker 1: wafer style? All right? Good stuff? And and and a sponsor?

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Speaker 1: Uh kram It will you. There's Craig Kakowski Kakao. Has

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Speaker 1: a trained physician inserted a camera in your wrectum yet?

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Speaker 1: And if so, what do you remember from the entire experience.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually do for one this year due to my

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Speaker 1: advancing age, and I was not able to schedule my

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Speaker 1: annual physical due to the global pandemic. I really can't

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Speaker 1: wait to get that camera in there. It's one of

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Speaker 1: the things I'm most looking forward to. So this will

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Speaker 1: be your first, this will be my first. Congratulations, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: It's pretty exciting. Yeah, do you want to get go

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Speaker 1: into a breakout room and uh, let's discuss it for

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Speaker 1: for a while. No, we'll follow up after, please do.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to know more of you. A jingle? Ye

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Speaker 1: cut the grass already. It's Jessica Lowe, jess for more

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Speaker 1: not less. Who can you do an impersonation of? And

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Speaker 1: would you please? Doesn't even have to be a famous person?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, well there was a I can do Mrs

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Speaker 1: potato Head please? Anyone seen my eye? Right? Oh buddy,

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Speaker 1: super fantastic. Turn off the heat, damn you. It's Chris

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Speaker 1: Alvarado Chisel in the Hazel, who was the first person

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Speaker 1: you saw do any form of comedy in person um

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Speaker 1: that was the Jips, the Generic Improvisational peep Show. They

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Speaker 1: were a touring improv short form improv group that came

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Speaker 1: to my high school, Downey High School, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: the fuck little uh brain snap there? Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. And last, but cut the cheese and

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Speaker 1: call it a snack. If you think of least, it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer tin can Pally. When a vaccine reaches us

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Speaker 1: all and you're truly welcomed back to your life, what's

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Speaker 1: the one thing you're gonna do first? I'm not gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay home. I'm enjoyed. It made a little

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Speaker 1: nest for myself. Uh, there's no need, you're dug in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably fake my own death in some way, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? And then like no, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you mean. You get it, and then just chill

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Speaker 1: at home, you know, get a micro company over in

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Speaker 1: the Bahamas. Start getting money from that. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Micro company? You got what I'm saying, Just

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Speaker 1: a tiny, tiny company really take like four or five

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Speaker 1: bucks of months. And that I said, did a micro company?

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Speaker 1: Let me just chill it out, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: tiny tiny company. Okay, alright, that's my money and yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna move on. Let's do a damn show. Uh.

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Speaker 1: James Beaker wrote, good morning, no goodmorrow. People just want

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Speaker 1: to say thank you again for all your hard work

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Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. We all know what goes here

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Speaker 1: now Joey and Craig's can you buzz me in? Security

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Speaker 1: guard characters get fired from the movie studio and have

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Speaker 1: to find new jobs, but they just can't seem to

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Speaker 1: make it work. Boncham's Sean from p A, Now, it's

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Speaker 1: really simple. All you gotta do is bring these carts

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Speaker 1: up towards the grocery store and uh and wipe them

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Speaker 1: lane with that of Specifically, we'll know each of you

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Speaker 1: will get your own. Okay, well, you've got to be

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Speaker 1: precise with your language, because you said, so we did.

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Speaker 1: What hold on that we don't have our own We

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Speaker 1: have to bring our own cloth? Is that right? Or? Uh? No, No,

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Speaker 1: you'll be supplied with the cloth I'm just giving you.

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Speaker 1: So we're supplied with one cloth for the both of us. No,

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Speaker 1: you'll each get one cloth and if you need more.

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Speaker 1: There's plenty of cloths in the in the utility closet.

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Speaker 1: That's crystal clear. That's great understood to the next concept. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we wipe these down and then we leave them here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Anything we wipe them with, anything, or just the cloth.

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Speaker 1: The cloths they are in the utility closset. There's microfiber

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Speaker 1: cloths in the utility closet. And there's a spray bottle

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Speaker 1: of apple cider vinegar that we'd like you guys, it's

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Speaker 1: not important. I'm just so there is a spray bottle.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought we just had to

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Speaker 1: wipe that. Cloths from a micro company. Uh no, so

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Speaker 1: I I don't Uh, they come out of a plastic

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Speaker 1: bag and they're replaced by a security truck that brings

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Speaker 1: a micro company. I have no idea. It's just rags

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Speaker 1: that come out of like a plastic bag. And how

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Speaker 1: do they get the security truck in the plastic bag? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: it's like an artist that they were replaced by a

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Speaker 1: security truck. Well, it's a big truck. They come around

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Speaker 1: with just rags, and so it's a gigantic plastic bag.

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Speaker 1: Then that's a truck in there and a bag. I

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Speaker 1: think you're misunderstanding me. What I'm saying is that we

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Speaker 1: can in these rags, but that's not important. These rags

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Speaker 1: are just used to clean these carts that the people

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Speaker 1: that get germs in their fingers from rags the riches. Hey,

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Speaker 1: can I see you two new guys in my office? Please? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You can see us now? Right? Should I come in? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You know what, Steve, why don't you join us? Also,

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Speaker 1: that's a good idea because I want to ask I

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Speaker 1: get anyone else that's new or not? I'm a new

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Speaker 1: So we say, two new guys, do you mean let's

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Speaker 1: go Steve? I need you for this? Okay? Yeah? How

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Speaker 1: is the one you got your instructions from? And I

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Speaker 1: he in a sink as sisting? Could you understand what

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Speaker 1: of one to tempt me horrible? I guess like if

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Speaker 1: a kite, right and I'm flying in the wind and

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Speaker 1: I needed here. I can go. I'll go, Steve, stick around, buddy, Steve, Steve,

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Speaker 1: we need you, man. Yeah. Just I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out who's going to tell how we don't need him? Great,

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Speaker 1: No talking about the stunt coordinator. How'll need him? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not telling him. He's huge. Yeah, he's huge.

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Speaker 1: Here comes knock, knock. I'm so sorry, Hey, I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry I do interrupt. I know I've been here a

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Speaker 1: long time. But listen, all of the cans have fallen

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Speaker 1: pickle can we have in this entire what's a jar?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that's a can? Oh god, yes, god, okay.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Tina likes to call the jars cans. What why?

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to correct it? She's whaling right now?

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Speaker 1: This is jars? Idiot, idiot? What kind of cheapass cans

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Speaker 1: break when they hit the floor usually ten? I mean

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Speaker 1: you're some kind of metal right? Alright, gentlemen, So you

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Speaker 1: that correct? That's right, that's right. Okay, Now you will

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Speaker 1: He's been blacklisted. All right, now, what's the gentleman? Well,

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Speaker 1: right now, it's only one name on it. It's a

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Speaker 1: Then we went over to Smash Donuts and the same thing. Okay, Well, um,

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Speaker 1: freda natural by popular name, I mean an actual celebrity,

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Speaker 1: not just you know what what names are popular? Great? Great,

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Speaker 1: we'll be clear in your language. Then terrific, terrific. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so um, you have to understand that you need to

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Speaker 1: put your life before the celebrity's life. Is that understood?

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Speaker 1: All right? Now it says here that you both, um,

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Speaker 1: do you have weapons? Can you show me what weapon? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tail and the head. Thank looking at wow? Oh wow? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: this might work, This might work. This is a tin

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Speaker 1: And you see that it's got a really jagged edge

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Speaker 1: there because of the damn the damage. That didn't work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Listen, as far as I'm concerning you

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Speaker 1: two got the job. I'm gonna bring in the celebrity.

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Speaker 1: Now I have a little little meat and greet. Okay

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Speaker 1: one second, um um ms Ms Kardashian West Kim. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to h um. They're ready to see you.

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Speaker 1: They seem like great guys. They're they're very personable, and

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Speaker 1: I think that they'll be great. All you gotta do

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Speaker 1: is give us the approval. Great, come on in, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: is so we never met. I'm kim kW Kim kim

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Speaker 1: kW kim k w kim kW. Got it, got it.

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Speaker 1: You're acting like you don't know who I am. No, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: we know we're We're here to work for you. We're

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Speaker 1: here to put our needs before yours. Uh. We have

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Speaker 1: where are you? Oh? Yeah, there there you are? Okay? Application?

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Speaker 1: Did you want to start? Me? Yep? Are you talking

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Speaker 1: Thank you not buzz out buzz off country with this

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Speaker 1: from Connor, who wrote, Hello, welcome this. I've been listening

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Speaker 1: He doesn't though in the email, especially during a time

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Speaker 1: picks the theme for this year's problem. Keep doing what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Connor, Alberta, Canada. PS. Joey is my favorite

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Speaker 1: He tried, Hey, Joey, he tried, Hey did the best

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Speaker 1: my vote. Mrs Donohue, you cannot be here. This is

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Speaker 1: I'm a romantic. You know that about me? Spin me,

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Speaker 1: It is just a problemating going on in here. Yes,

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Speaker 1: good and feel to the Mark. I think we're just

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Speaker 1: I should Rose? How do you do it? Rose? All

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Speaker 1: I needed a job. Okay, are hiring? Are you hiring?

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Speaker 1: Or so once again we had um representatives of professions

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Speaker 1: from don't tell me, big big field of professions and uh, damn,

419
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Speaker 1: I missed it. Now I don't think they were hiring

420
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Speaker 1: on the spot today, sir. Look I'm a security guard

421
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Speaker 1: here at the school. We're always looking for guards. Do

422
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Speaker 1: you have a guard card? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

423
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Speaker 1: think I do. Here here here, Yeah, this is your license.

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Speaker 1: But it's a good step. Yeah yeah yeah. Uh all right, listen,

425
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Speaker 1: you have too to the way I see it, I

426
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Speaker 1: could run your license, get you a guard card. You

427
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Speaker 1: can be a security card, or you can put that

428
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Speaker 1: hat on backwards, pretend to be a high school student

429
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Speaker 1: and start all over again. Shiit shit about that up on, um,

430
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Speaker 1: Principal Anderson. Yeah, I was wondering, um, if you're going

431
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Speaker 1: to be shaperoning as well this for this dance the year,

432
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Speaker 1: shaperoning for the dance. I think I could fit it

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Speaker 1: in the schedule. It is. Uh that's an extra bump, right,

434
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Speaker 1: I think we get yeah, all right, all right, yeah

435
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Speaker 1: I can make that, so we will count you in now.

436
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Speaker 1: There will be a slow dance at the end of

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Speaker 1: the night. The way, can I get that up front

438
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Speaker 1: whenever I get the deposit for the gym? But I

439
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: don't know if they've talked about that yet, but it's

440
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Speaker 1: probably easier with just one you. Okay, well, listen, I

441
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: don't I shouldn't be doing this, but I know where

442
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 1: the treasury keeps the little envelope of cash. What okay, okay, okay,

443
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: go about the slow go ahead about what was slow dance? Okay,

444
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it while I'm grabbing the cash out.

445
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: So it's going to be a song probably by Seal

446
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: Kissed by a Rose. I know the song. Okay. I

447
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: was thinking maybe I'm a new student. Uh, just game.

448
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: We're just counting this money and putting it back in

449
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: the in the envelope. Okay, Now what's up? You look

450
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: older than usual. I'm thirty years old. All right, what

451
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: what do you need? I just want to know where

452
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Speaker 1: cam is. Camp to twelve came to twelve, second floor.

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Speaker 1: You'll see. It's so the two is the level and

454
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Speaker 1: twelve is the room number. Yeah, actually that's exactly come

455
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Speaker 1: to two off. I'm gonna you're gonna fit in right

456
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: real well, I don't I don't think. I don't think

457
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Speaker 1: the two twelve is referring to the room number, Principal Anderson.

458
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Speaker 1: I think it's what about history one oh one on

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Speaker 1: the first floor, first group. That's just it's just coincidence,

460
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Speaker 1: all right. Welcome to Chemistry to twelve. Everyone. Now this

461
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: is for everyone who's past chemistry one hundred, chemistry two

462
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: hundred chemistry too oh one, chemistry two oh two, Chemist

463
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: two oh three, Chemist two oh fourmist two oh five.

464
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: We will be covering some stuff from Kim two oh six.

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00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: If you if it's been a while since you did

466
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: Kim two oh seven, don't worry. We will recap some

467
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: of that stuff again. This is Kim to twelve. If

468
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: you've taken Kim to oh eight, that's gonna be important

469
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Speaker 1: Kim two oh nine. You need to have gotten at

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Speaker 1: least to see or higher. I have. I see some

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Speaker 1: Kim to ten people back there. Welcome back, guys. And

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Speaker 1: and you you up front, Do I remember you from

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Speaker 1: Kim to A Uh No, I think uh? I think

474
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: we played softball together, though, Wait a minute, slow pitch

475
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: sixteen inch, Yeah, that's yeah, that's me. That was your nickname,

476
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: right slope sixteen That was it? That was it? Yeah?

477
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Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Man? I didn't know you

478
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: you you love chemistry so much. I'm a student here now,

479
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm a storre looking for trying to get involved in

480
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Speaker 1: the job. Fair, I got your late Those students can

481
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: apply to them. Okay, Well, everybody get work on your volcano.

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00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: All right, Uh you have a question. Yeah, yeah, what

483
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Speaker 1: the what the hell? What what are we doing? What

484
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 1: are we doing here? We're making a volcano guy? Uh,

485
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: pretty basic stuff. Which first of all, can I just

486
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: say welcome to the class. You're hottest ship and so

487
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm like very excited to see you, like whatever. Anyways,

488
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Speaker 1: I think it's bananas the we go to this chemistry

489
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Speaker 1: centric high school and in our twelfth level we're just

490
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: making volcanoes. Again. Well, you know, it never hurts to

491
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Speaker 1: recap the important stuff. Teacher Wilson, What how is the volcano?

492
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Speaker 1: Some of the important stuff? Okay, alright, so yeah, you're

493
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Speaker 1: gonna pour in some of this stuff here in some

494
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: of this hydro clogic accid. Wait a second, Teach Wilson,

495
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: do you just make up a word? H hydrick at it? Okay?

496
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Speaker 1: Everybody should have your own bottle of hydro chloric acid. No, no,

497
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Speaker 1: I'm hydrochloric acid. Get the funk out of my classroom.

498
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Speaker 1: God damn, it looks like it's just you and me,

499
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: slow picky happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. Okay, students, Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: now is the time that you turn in what you

501
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: all voted for for the theme? We all know the

502
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: dances tomorrow night. Are you wearing a different dress than

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Speaker 1: what you came in with? Yeah? Okay, the envelope. The

504
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: envelope is empty. What we have no funds? That's not

505
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: the question I asked you. Somebody cleaned us out the

506
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: whole hundred and eighty five dollars. I saw it. It

507
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: was the principle of principle. Took it the principle. I

508
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: saw I was in the closet, never mind why, and

509
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: I saw him coming into the envelope. He left the envelope,

510
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: but he took it. First of all. First of all, detention, okay,

511
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: no more masturbating in the closet. I so didn't masturbate

512
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Speaker 1: the broom up his butt or whatever it's Does that

513
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: technically count as masturbation? I guess. I mean, like the

514
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: process is like supersensitive, So I guess why? What are

515
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: you a broom? Okay? Also also smooth, It was like

516
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: a smooth wood handle. You can like see everybody, let's

517
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: welcome our new student here. Slow pitch sixteen inch? Oh

518
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: my god, that's your name? Yeah? Are you like original people?

519
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: What kind of name is Uh no, No, it's split softball.

520
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: And that was the that was the slow pitch. Two

521
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: questions for you. One do you have a hundred dollars

522
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: in cash on you? Uh? Answer the question. I could

523
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: get some stuff together, yeah, but I'm in school to

524
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: get a job, so I don't have a lot of

525
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: It costs money to be in the school. Second question,

526
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Speaker 1: what's your vote for the theme of the dance? Something

527
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: maybe like sports theme? Yeah? Maybe? Like what if it's

528
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: like ye yeah, oh yeah, everyone's everyone's stressed like a

529
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: pepper ally or everyone's then we don't need a budget

530
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: the dances in the gym. We're already there, you guys.

531
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: We have to really think about this, okay, I mean

532
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: that's not a bad idea, so pitch and uh you

533
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: know what you We do need to it is becoming

534
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: an issue. It is becoming an issue. We don't have

535
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: to get another broom debri. You just want to fund

536
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: this little bit. Baby, Are we going or not? We're going.

537
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm just it's fifteen short. I was told, Oh my god,

538
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: why don't have to go about this damn school. I

539
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: gotta get my twenty five dollars worth I've got. I'm

540
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: waiting in the Lincoln. I mean, I can't end the

541
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: problem early. This is their problem. They're gonna remember this

542
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: threst of their lives, you know. I I really should

543
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:00,239
Speaker 1: let them at least go till ten. Okay, are now

544
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: going to announce the prom queen and prom king. I'm

545
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: opening the envelope here. Oh no surprise, Rose is our

546
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: prom queen and oh slow pitch sixteen inches O prom kids. Okay,

547
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: let's get the dance going. Oh my god, like I

548
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: don't even care, but like, wow, your Rose Batman. Now,

549
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, way too young for that for Batman. Yeah,

550
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: you're way too young for Batman, like the idea of

551
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: the character. What he's saying. Principal Anderson PROMI to me

552
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: a dance, Donna Hill, I wouldn't not dance with you.

553
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: Let's let's get out to the floor. Grab my butt.

554
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: I I'm married, ms I own you for this one dance? Okay?

555
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: All right? Oh yeah, that's that's a big tosh, isn't it.

556
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: Squeeze the dollars Okay, I'll get you fifteen dollars. Should

557
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: have the backwards at Rose, Batman, I understand you want

558
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: to dance? What bat Man? I understand you want to dance.

559
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm like, way too young for you, that's

560
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: what I heard. I don't think so what are you nineteen? No,

561
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: I'm in a high school seventeen and a half. Right,

562
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: so on your birthday? What? And the fund is your birthday? Hey?

563
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Over? And that's prom? Everybody?

564
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:38,479
Speaker 1: Good job prom? It's it's eight thirty principle. I gotta

565
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: I gotta wrap it early, guys. It was a good

566
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: time though. We all got our dance, we got the

567
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Speaker 1: prown King and queen, and you guys are cleaning up.

568
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: It's right, all right, have a good night. Love y'all

569
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: so sexy cleaning up this? And then he said I

570
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: love you? What does that even mean? I think he

571
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: was talking to me. That's inappropriate. You know, I'm thirty eight.

572
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: I have a house and a basement. Uh could totally

573
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: bring this party back to my place if you want me.

574
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm in. Yes, let's go, kids, I'm in.

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00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: What's the theme at the party? In your basement? It's

576
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: gonna be Uh A lot of laundry and dishes. Haven't

577
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: done those? The paper? I put him in the sink.

578
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: Either way, I don't, I don't. I'm not happy about it.

579
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, what kind of music? Oh well, right now,

580
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: I got the soundtrack to uh fight clubs? How were

581
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: these difficult questions? Why is nobody talking about? How Batman?

582
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: Was that our prom I didn't see ship was he?

583
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: He's such a close talker. So yeah, if anybody wants

584
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: to come through, uh my, my certific can only fit

585
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 1: two people. Welcome to Hawaiian Cruise Lines. Thank you, thank

586
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: you for two hundred cash before we let you fully board.

587
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: Pay him baby, him baby? Are you just in the

588
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: last fifteen dollars and two hundred? Alright, I'm sorry this

589
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: is on. Let's just count that one more time. Do

590
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: you mind you got a machine or something? My brain

591
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: is my machine? Aloha? One two? What happened in the music?

592
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 1: Why don't you turn the music off? We're gonna paye? Okay?

593
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: One hundred three? Oh? Jee? Why are these all on once?

594
00:37:49,800 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: When beaus being a bigger bill? Seven nine? Oh it's

595
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: you can tip if you like. Yeah, we also sucked us.

596
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: You try to take us for three more dollars instead

597
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: of a brain machine? Aloha? Oh my god, this is gorgeous.

598
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: They have three levels. Oh my gosh, I can't wait

599
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: to get to the top level. Oh my god, I'm

600
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: gonna get a drink right now. What do you want? Bourbon?

601
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Speaker 1: Can I get a bourbon? And can I please get

602
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: the most tropical drink you make? Yeah? Sorry, we don't

603
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: make those kind of drinks. It's so waii face. What uh?

604
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Speaker 1: First of all, why are there? And my wife? What

605
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Speaker 1: the hell was that that was? Since? Is what that was? Seen?

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Speaker 1: Three has brought to us from patroon v I P

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Speaker 1: member Chris, who wrote good day to you, Greetings from

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Speaker 1: the UK. I'm a big fan of the podcast and

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Speaker 1: have been since the first Trickler. It's the most consistently

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Speaker 1: great podcast I've come across, and the only one that

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Speaker 1: makes me actually laugh out loud every episode. Does this

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Speaker 1: guy want to loan or something? I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be at all negative. I don't think that's possible, but

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Speaker 1: I do have a nagging feeling that you, Kevin, are

615
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Speaker 1: not pulling as many strings as you could to get

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Speaker 1: Chris some acting work. But I'll leave that to your country.

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Speaker 1: Let's have this conversation deal. But come on, you know

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Speaker 1: I'm good. You can't trust me. I seem like an

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Speaker 1: Wikipedia Editorial Board meeting is convened to run through a

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Speaker 1: list of suggestion changes to Kevin Pollock's page following an

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Speaker 1: influx of suspicious activity. Well, I mean clearly, the first

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Speaker 1: problem is, uh, it seems that there is new movies

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Speaker 1: or TV shows that he's in and that that just

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Speaker 1: can't be right. So we we definitely got to get

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Speaker 1: ahead of this because this seems to be some going

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Speaker 1: to hacker. I don't know why they're doing that. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a community based website, so if people write

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Speaker 1: it in, it will be voted upon and it will

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Speaker 1: be updated. And we know, we know how Wikipedia works.

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Speaker 1: Trying to twist my arm to change these things. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm being intimidated here. Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: I think Gary has a great point, which is there's

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Speaker 1: no way this guy keeps working, So why why why

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Speaker 1: are things at it? Why do we allow things to

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Speaker 1: be at it? I guess it's the point I can't

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Speaker 1: lock his page down. I can't lock page down. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you can give us three reasons why you can't lock

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Speaker 1: his page down. As a as, I'm basically a guardian

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Speaker 1: of information here at this little computer in this cubicle.

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Speaker 1: That's my job as guardian. Guardian guards, guardian who guards.

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Speaker 1: Guardian who does nothing is not a guardian, it's a witness.

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Speaker 1: I can't let you guys manipulate this this page. Please

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Speaker 1: step away from my computer. Are we the only ones?

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Speaker 1: Larry Connie? Anybody want to chime in here? There's a

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Speaker 1: lot of you gathered around my desk. We're not making

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Speaker 1: any rational movements here. I feel like it's a mob.

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Speaker 1: Are we sure that that spelling is right? P O

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Speaker 1: L L A K. That doesn't seem right. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: seem right at all. There should be a C, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there should be a C in there. And also yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I think that's how it should be. Pretty. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I mean it's Kevin

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Speaker 1: crowls off the tongue, the C silent, got it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So it looks like this is the correct spelling. Part

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00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: of I've been going through his files, right, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at all this stuff. It just doesn't make sense that

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Speaker 1: he would still be relevant. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Let's say we just closed the whole thing, shut it down,

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Speaker 1: erase him, get out of here, down down. I hate it.

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Speaker 1: I hate to do this, But can anyone see this

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Speaker 1: giant crow outside the window. That's a crow. That's a raven?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? I know the difference between a

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Speaker 1: crow and a raven? Wait a minute, pull up the

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Speaker 1: Wicked page for Chrow. All right, so it looks like

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Speaker 1: Bruce Lee's son was in a movie called The Crow

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Speaker 1: said I wrote the crow. Okay, just crow, okay, crow,

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Speaker 1: okay crow? This is a bad omen? Okay? Was that? Yeah? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What was the point to bring that up? She's right,

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Speaker 1: this is a bad omen. I mean, look at the page.

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Speaker 1: Read the page. Crows or signs of bad omends? This

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Speaker 1: isn't good. So what do we do? Does that mean

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Speaker 1: that we close the page down? Do we leave it up?

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00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: I think it's a warning. I think we need to

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Speaker 1: keep it open and let the free information fly because

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00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: those crows have it in for us. Holy shit, do

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Speaker 1: they alight? Okay, let's let's let's test his relevance. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Terry can you name two movies this guy's

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Speaker 1: been in? Are you? I mean, who are you talking

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Speaker 1: to me? After the year talking to Terry after the

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Speaker 1: year two thousands? Terry named two movies this asshole has

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Speaker 1: been in. Do you mind if I if I pull

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Speaker 1: up Wikipedia? Really alright, that is what I'm talking about Wikipedia,

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Speaker 1: I know, but I just usually i'd like to have

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Speaker 1: the page up in front of me. You guys, listen, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell's gonna go on, but

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Speaker 1: we need to start thinking about what we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: about these crows. Okay, I don't want to have any

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Speaker 1: bed women can't have that. I don't. I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if that means just go out

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Speaker 1: there and shoot them. Say sho simple, It'll shoot the

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Speaker 1: fucking crow and then let that curse blood get over

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Speaker 1: out of my face, your finger out of my face? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when you start. Second, don't do you know what they

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Speaker 1: say that when that many crowser together, that's a murder

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Speaker 1: of crows, That's what that is. That's a pack of which.

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Speaker 1: But I think there's a ray how many many constituted murder?

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Speaker 1: More than twelve? More than twelve and there's just one.

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Speaker 1: There's just one. There's just was Kevin Pollock ever in

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Speaker 1: a movie or a television show that had that dealt

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Speaker 1: with murder? Murder? She wrote, type of sin, It says,

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Speaker 1: see his movies television shows have been murder based. Oh ship,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. That's weird. That's weird. Well, no, it's not

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Speaker 1: that weird. Almost everything there's some sort of murder or

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Speaker 1: death in the TV show that's as terry, terry, don't

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Speaker 1: do the crow is on your shoulder? Oh my god, God,

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Speaker 1: who opened the door. Brains have wrinkles. They can learn, Okay,

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Speaker 1: a lot of trouble. Yeah, their brains have wrinkles. That

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00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: means they can learn. By Wikipedia, wrinkles, wrinkles and brains,

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Speaker 1: I mean you can learn. Oh my god, do I

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Speaker 1: have wrinkles? Someone open me up, Open me up. We're

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Speaker 1: not gonna cut into your skull. I need to know

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Speaker 1: if I can learn. Oh god, oh god, oh god.

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00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh we gotta do so quick. We got we got quick.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is turning out crazy. Maybe we just

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Speaker 1: leave the goddamn page up, Please do, please do, just

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Speaker 1: leave it and leave me in my office. Please. You

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Speaker 1: guys are bullies all right, let's looks look up Tom

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Speaker 1: Arnold with this. Now that's somebody we all know who Tom. Yeah, uh,

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Speaker 1: all right, but let's yeah, there's there's new TV shows

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Speaker 1: and movies listed for him. That Hampy America loves him

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Speaker 1: named the last seven things he was in America runs

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Speaker 1: on Tom Arnold's America runs on Tom Arland. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we got out of that crow thing. Jesus, Therery,

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Speaker 1: go back in your fucking office. My god, crows it,

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Speaker 1: there's crossing my office. I can't be any office anymore. Somebody,

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Speaker 1: somebody hand me that broom, give me that broom. Oh ship,

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Speaker 1: we don't we don't have a room in this room.

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Speaker 1: We got a puncher, I got a puncher. Crows and sandal.

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Speaker 1: No first assignment today we're gonna shot the Wikipedia building.

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Speaker 1: I need some more suggestions about how we get into

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Speaker 1: one of the officers. Why don't we wrap upon the window,

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Speaker 1: Wrap upon the Jesus is that their pol reference. Well,

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Speaker 1: I tell you you just you use your beak and

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Speaker 1: you're give it a wrapper, wrapper, wrapper, and then let

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Speaker 1: you know if they open the window like gently, wrap

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Speaker 1: upon his chamber door with the wrapping Kenny, we get it.

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Speaker 1: You're a big po fan. I need to have no

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Speaker 1: how to get into Wikipedia bills. And come on, if

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Speaker 1: we wrap in front of the window, wrap that work.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'll give you a beat. I'm don't

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00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: you know. I love just saying and I got two wings. Okay,

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00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: maybe we just wrap upon the window, all right? Should

746
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: we just gotta take these? Uh look at there's a

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00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: nest of crows up there, and then we just get

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Speaker 1: that and we're done. Don't don't touch that. Okay. Uh, well,

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00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: my buddy here, we just gotta get this done and

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00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: then you can get back to work. So yeah, this

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00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: is our our fifth job this week. What what? What?

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00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: What's your problem about? Why? Why don't you want to

753
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 1: get rid of this murder? Wrinkle brains? Familiar rinkle brains?

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Speaker 1: Can you guys buzz now you have it's confused with

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Speaker 1: somebody else? Hold on one second. We gotta bust We

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00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: gotta buzz this guy in. I don't want to go anywhere. No, no, no,

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00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: you I mean I'm inside now, okay, can you buzz man?

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00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: Can you guys, can you buys your bus? Can you

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00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: buys me in the inside buzz man. I don't have

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Speaker 1: the power. I'm in. Oh wait do I have Do

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Speaker 1: I have the button? Do you have the button? You

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Speaker 1: have the button? Just buzzman? Okay, okay, wait who pressed

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Speaker 1: the button? I thought you did. Now those fucking cross

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Speaker 1: don't don't touch them. Holy ship, those birds touched the button. Rap.

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Speaker 1: We wrapped a button. We wrapped gently on the there's

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Speaker 1: twelve of them ship, all right, So would we agree

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Speaker 1: to leave the crows? Or if you buzz them in, key,

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Speaker 1: buzz them in. They have the buzzer they have they

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Speaker 1: have been buzzing, all right, then buzz me crowl buzz

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Speaker 1: me in? Did you damn well? We've been outsourced? Did

771
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Speaker 1: you get your wrinkles on your brain? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Crack me open, okay, I mean I'm cutting into you

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Speaker 1: with my tin can. Totally smooth, totally smooth, completely smooth,

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Speaker 1: no education of learning, all right, I mean I'm gonna

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00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: close you up talking about a headache. Huh what did

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00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: your find? I was just totally smooth in there, alright,

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Speaker 1: so um part of me, gentlemen, Hi, I couldn't help.

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00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: But notice you're standing outside of the Wikipedia building. You

779
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: just swinging out here, do you work here? What's the deal?

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Speaker 1: What's what's what do you questions? Who? Who do you represent?

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00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 1: What were you You're just smoking off to the side, Sir,

782
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Speaker 1: I'm talking to these two guys you have I'm there, attorney.

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00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 1: What are your questions about? Well, if I'm being honest,

784
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Speaker 1: we're looking for some more help here. That sound like, okay,

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Speaker 1: you guys have a nice day. Buzz man. We don't

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Speaker 1: have the we don't have the buzzard. We have the

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Speaker 1: buzzer crows of the buzzard. All right, Well, Kevin Paul

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Speaker 1: just called. He's pissed. I didn't do anything though. He's

789
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: pissed Terry. But if this whatever he's on there, it's

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Speaker 1: just what was nutually on there. He says there should

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Speaker 1: be more more, but it's phil It's like almost filled

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Speaker 1: page is almost full. That's this is what he said.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what do I do? Do we have

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Speaker 1: his awards up there? Do we have his his his

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00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: he's a big poker player or is that mentioned on there? Yeah?

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00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 1: It says polic is an avid poker player. He finished

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Speaker 1: one thirty fourth out of six thousand, five hundred ninety

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00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 1: eight entrants, And that's not that impressive in the two

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Speaker 1: thousand World Series of Poker and one fifty seven and eighteen.

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00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 1: He also hosts weekly home games with Hollywood celebrities. Well,

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00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: so he wants more than that up there on it? Okay,

802
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: I got it. That's okay. So if we make a

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Speaker 1: pentagram on the ground using bits of our hair, we'll

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Speaker 1: be able to open a portal that will be able

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Speaker 1: to shield us from whenever omen the crows are trying

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Speaker 1: to inflect. I don't want a pentagram in my in

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Speaker 1: my cubicle area. This is homemade chocks. Shut up his Harry,

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Speaker 1: give us your hair here, Jesus, how I'm pulling up

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00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: the page for pentagram? Okay, six sides? Uh. Pentagram, sometimes

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00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: pentangle or star pentagon is the shape of a five

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Speaker 1: pointed star five points by points Okay, okay, done, okay, great?

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00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Pentagram may also refer

813
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Speaker 1: to a video game in the Saberman series What open

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Speaker 1: that up? What does that mean? Okay? Uh? Pstagram video game.

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Speaker 1: Pintagram is a z X Spectrum and MSX video game

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Speaker 1: released by Ultimate Play. The game in Ultimate played the

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00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: game Okay, Ultimate Play the game. Ashley Computers and Graphics

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Speaker 1: Limited Trading is Ultimate Play. The game was a Vitish

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Speaker 1: British video game Developments. It says, it says Fish, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna make the change. We're gonna r Terry, we gotta

821
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Speaker 1: make this change. Terry says Finish or British. We don't know, Terry.

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00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 1: It's Ultimate, It's Ultimate Series. Okay, it's not Terry, Terry.

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Speaker 1: I have Kevin bowling online. Three. Oh no, guys, keep

824
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Speaker 1: it down. I'm going to answer this call. Everybody. Okay, Hello,

825
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: this is Terry. Yes, Hello, Terry, this is Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: I understand you. I understand you run the editorial wicked Terry.

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Speaker 1: You're Terry. You're not Kevin Pollock. No, no, no, it

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Speaker 1: just just doesn't sound like Pollock. I've heard Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: I've seen all of his movies as TV shows. Am

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Speaker 1: I talking to Terry the gentleman who is in charge

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Speaker 1: of the editorial content of Wikipedias? Terry, Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to go over a couple of the points of

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Speaker 1: interest on my life. I've heard that you've got a

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Speaker 1: deep concern about this. Okay, I've got my pen and

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Speaker 1: paper here and I'll take notes. I just need a

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Speaker 1: little more information shared regarding finishing one thirty fourth out

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Speaker 1: of six thousand five. It's a pretty thorough explanation of

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Speaker 1: the poker series. No, I don't think it makes it

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Speaker 1: clear just how incredibly difficult that was and how it's

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Speaker 1: the highest finish of any celebrity in the last you're

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Speaker 1: talking about in a pinion? Why are you talking at

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Speaker 1: the same time that I'm talking. Sorry, sounds like Alan Alda.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like Alan Alda. Are there other people in

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Speaker 1: your office, Terry? No, I would never. I would never

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Speaker 1: let others influence my work on Wikipedia. To the portal

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Speaker 1: of Satan open open open, Okay, hold on Satan. Hello,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, So we need to use you as

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Speaker 1: some kind of guard protection against these crows that are

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Speaker 1: up and a bad omen on us. It's pretty much it, okay,

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Speaker 1: pretty much. What do I What do I get in return?

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Speaker 1: Nice Dick Satan back. I guess we can update the

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Speaker 1: Wikipedia page and give you a wiki Wikipedia. I like that.

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Speaker 1: I like that idea. I'll get rid of the crows.

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Speaker 1: You update my page because it's a little light. I

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Speaker 1: stay say yeah, yeah, okay, Denny, uh, Terry, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to update that Satan page. I've got Kevin Pollock

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now. If you guys could just

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Speaker 1: keep it well, I'll get to Satan as soon as

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. Satan, also known as the devil, is an

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Speaker 1: entity in the Abrahamic religions that seduces humans into sin

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Speaker 1: or falsehood. And that's our show for today, informational and entertaining.

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Speaker 1: It's alchemy. This let's thank all of our alchemists for

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Speaker 1: this particular guy thing. Jessica Low, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Always a pleasure. Is there anything you'd like folks to

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Speaker 1: uh tune into or just keep an eye on. Sonny

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Speaker 1: is a good boy on Instagram? Yeah, just keep checking on.

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Speaker 1: Sonny's a good boy right on. We'll stay extremely healthy.

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Speaker 1: Please anything, Joey Gret Uh, you're still doing something for

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Speaker 1: the West Side Comedy Theater. We tuned into a couple

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Speaker 1: of your shows and they're they're wonderful. Thank you were trying.

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Speaker 1: I mean it felt a little crowded in there in

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Speaker 1: the viewing area. I'm not used to being at a

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Speaker 1: show with seven other people, so no, no, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot for us. We don't know how

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Speaker 1: to handle it, but check it out West Side Comments

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Speaker 1: Theater seven o'clock every Wednesday, and then those shows live

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Speaker 1: on on Twitch. Yeah, they lived there for a little

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Speaker 1: bit and we're gonna put them on our Bear Supply

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Speaker 1: channel on YouTube. I've been taking him down off of

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Speaker 1: Twitch and putting them up on Facebook. Well there's James. Oh, then,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here as well. James. No, no,

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Speaker 1: let's let's get rid of you as well. Um, I

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Speaker 1: mean say goodbye. Thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 1: James is always thank you. Yeah, so Twitch West west

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Speaker 1: Side Comedy Theater. It's the channel on there. We I

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Speaker 1: take it down because the beginning of it's like fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes of getting ready for the show, and I just

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Speaker 1: clip it to the beginning. A lot of the emails

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Speaker 1: are asking how's your hash brown supplies? So hope you

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Speaker 1: can answer it turns out I prepared more than I

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Speaker 1: needed to. I keep getting more hash Browns from instat

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Speaker 1: cart when I order it, So everything's fine. The hash

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Speaker 1: Browns are working, everybody. Don't worry about that. Greg, Greg Kakowski,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, sir. Hey my pleasure. Let's get

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Speaker 1: that Wikipedia page going. I mean, if not for me,

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Speaker 1: for someone, Yeah, I wouldn't mind one? Right? Is there

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Speaker 1: alchemy this Wikipedia page? There should be one. Everything should

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Speaker 1: be on Wikipedia. I mean, how else do we know

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Speaker 1: we exist? Crows and Satan are on there? Why not alchemy?

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Speaker 1: This Chris Varando, thank you so much, buddy. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me at Chris Avarado on Instagram. Please stay

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Speaker 1: safe in Paradise Paradise, California. Is that where you are? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're in Paradise, California. Actually there is a Paradise, California.

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Speaker 1: I think it's somewhere on the way to Lake Tahoe.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know that that's where the big fire was.

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Speaker 1: So nice for me to remember those folks. Um, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well then just share a street dress christ if you could,

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Speaker 1: so we know. Drive okay sweet Um? Thank you also

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Speaker 1: very very much. Let's thank our engineering producer with the Stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bain, and the fine folks that I heart

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Speaker 1: media from from. Keep writing to us at your name

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Speaker 1: here and Malcolm dot com. Until next time, I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Polla. Remember