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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Els Morning Show. Yeah, it's a good, happy Friday.

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Speaker 1: Not for my friend. What it's happy, it's a great day. No,

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Speaker 1: I just got to the weekend and I just got

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Speaker 1: a text message from a friend of mine who doesn't

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Speaker 1: work in radio. Thankfully, um, because he's painting my butt.

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Speaker 1: But uh, he got let go today and so um.

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Speaker 1: My first instinct was to feel bad fan, but then

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Speaker 1: I got angry and I started thinking about he got

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Speaker 1: let go number one on a Friday, So your weekend's ruined, right,

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Speaker 1: number two before the holidays. Your holidays are ruined. But

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Speaker 1: then I was thinking, well, is it better to get

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Speaker 1: let go before the holidays so that you know you

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Speaker 1: can't spend too much on presents, right? Or do you

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Speaker 1: want to be able to enjoy your holidays and you

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Speaker 1: get canned and Nuary? Yes, after you spent too much money?

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Speaker 1: Fired me, Fired me before Christmas because that way I

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Speaker 1: much ye, And then that way when I go home

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Speaker 1: for the holidays, I can stay as long as I want.

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Speaker 1: What about being fired? Being fired in the summer is

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Speaker 1: better the best? Not being fired? We're talking about there's

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Speaker 1: nothing going on in April. Give me time to be

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Speaker 1: fired April when you have one day to live. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know, because your holidays are kind of

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Speaker 1: crappy if you're fired before the holidays. But like you said,

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Speaker 1: then it gives you what free time to visit the

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Speaker 1: family and kind of hang out, you know, not to

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Speaker 1: buy that giant television set, and you're around your family

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Speaker 1: so they can bolster you up and make you feel better.

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Speaker 1: And then Grandma goes, why are you going to get

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Speaker 1: a job, and then shut up? Also on a Friday, like,

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Speaker 1: I know you on a Tuesday, so I have the

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Speaker 1: rest of you want first thing Monday morning? No, because

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Speaker 1: I went into work Monday morning. I want to know, Like,

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Speaker 1: give me like a Tuesday so I have the whole

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Speaker 1: day off and then the rest of the week off

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Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm getting something out of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think Friday ruins your weekend. And Friday like today,

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Speaker 1: Yeah he got he found out like an hour ago,

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Speaker 1: so he came in and they're like, you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You have a Friday. Also give you a chance to

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Speaker 1: keep keep your mind off of it for the weekend

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Speaker 1: because then you can do other things. On Saturday. You

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Speaker 1: know what the crappiest part of it is, you've worked

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Speaker 1: here for how many years, or you work wherever you work,

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Speaker 1: and then they walk They always walk you down with

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Speaker 1: your one box. They don't let you get your belongings.

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Speaker 1: Apparently that's protocol everywhere. Do you know I already I

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Speaker 1: already set my own protocol. So I went downstairs to

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Speaker 1: HR and I said, listen, when the time is and

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Speaker 1: they tell me I'm not needed anymore, I'm not letting

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Speaker 1: anybody pack my ship. I want to pack it, I said,

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Speaker 1: so give me fair warning so I can start packing.

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Speaker 1: Like Daniel, that's the equivalent of like saying, choosing to

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Speaker 1: be cremated or buried. You know you want to choose,

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Speaker 1: but to you this, But Daniel, it's not up I

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Speaker 1: know it's not up to me. But I've been at

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Speaker 1: this company for twentysomething years, and you would hope that

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Speaker 1: they would they would trust me to know that I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to steal stuff company secrets. I thought about

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Speaker 1: going to Staples. They don't sell these, but they should

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Speaker 1: mind yours. Stickers and I was going to put them

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Speaker 1: on all the stuff that's mine, and then all the

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Speaker 1: stuff that's there's but yours, because I've got some things

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Speaker 1: that looked like could be there, Like the headphones are mine.

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Speaker 1: The some of the digital stuff is mine that I

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Speaker 1: bring in that I want them to know. Otherwise they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we thought that was ours, So I want mine and yours.

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Speaker 1: Not to putting a sticker that says mine means it's mine.

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Speaker 1: I put my sticker on all everything that gold mike

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Speaker 1: is mine. And look, I get it. That's the way

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Speaker 1: the cookie crumbles, and that's the way it is most places.

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Speaker 1: This is how it has to work. I get it.

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Speaker 1: But I just feel like it's just crappy because you

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Speaker 1: feel like you gave your life to whatever company you

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Speaker 1: work for, and especially if you didn't do anything wrong

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Speaker 1: and it's just cutbacks or whatever and it has to

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Speaker 1: feel like, if it's financial cutbacks, and that was the

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Speaker 1: case with my friend, you should be able to clean

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Speaker 1: up your desk while they stand there and watch. Yes, yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: they should. They should give you fifteen minutes to grab

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Speaker 1: your stuff. I just think that that's a mutual respect thing. Plus,

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Speaker 1: Danielle has been here twenty years, She's got some stuff

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Speaker 1: in those drawers. Oh my gosh, my duck that you

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Speaker 1: can dress for every holiday? Yeah? Please, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: How how do you know I'm going before you? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm saying he filed the report. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: all right, so we've agreed, we haven't really agreed. So

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Speaker 1: it's mixed. Some of you guys want to get fired

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Speaker 1: Scary wants to get fired in January on on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: On Friday, you said you want to get fired on

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Speaker 1: a Friday. I would know. My ultimate time would be

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Speaker 1: in June, after Memorial Day, on a on a Monday

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Speaker 1: or Tuesday, because we take two week paid vacation in July.

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Speaker 1: You want to get fired after vacation, I'm gonna enjoy

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Speaker 1: my summer and all suck it and I'll find a

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Speaker 1: job in September. No, but you're not thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: If you get a two week paid vacation and you

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Speaker 1: get fired before the vacation and you lost out on

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Speaker 1: two weeks paid vacation, get fired today we come back

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Speaker 1: from vacation, then those suckers just paid you. No. I know,

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Speaker 1: but if you're gonna if you're saying that my ideal

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Speaker 1: July fifteenth or whatever when we come back from vacation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wish we could put on a calendar like requesting

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Speaker 1: fire days, like just to how about we each go

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Speaker 1: downstairs to h R one at a time and just say, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you put this day on your calendar? This is

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Speaker 1: what I want. Also, I'm letting you know I put

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Speaker 1: mouse traps in my drawers, so if you if you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna, I need to clean up my drawer otherwise

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Speaker 1: try to take my stoff. Yeah, there's some barbed wire

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Speaker 1: don't think all of our stuff would make it back

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Speaker 1: to us because there's just there's just that much stuff.

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Speaker 1: Who here has been fired? He's been fired, Danielle Scary.

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Speaker 1: I was fired once. What about you getting Actually yeah,

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Speaker 1: sacristy like where the where the priests like lived, and

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Speaker 1: they just said, hey, we have cutbacks, we gotta let

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so they didn't collect enough in the bowl.

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Speaker 1: I guess not Scary, Where were you fired? I never

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Speaker 1: fired Bethany Sears fired me. What what? Uh? Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean it was a terrible employee, but they I mean

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Speaker 1: it was my very It was my very first job ever.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I got fired. I came home. I was crying.

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Speaker 1: everybody should be fired at least once. Now you'll have

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Speaker 1: I think it was during the week. I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: I think it was a Monday, honestly, because I went

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Speaker 1: a Monday when the boss got back end. Scary. Now, hypothetically,

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Speaker 1: get let go from here? Do you cry? No? What

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Speaker 1: Because I think I would be in shock. I would

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Speaker 1: but not. It would take a while. What would you do?

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Speaker 1: out drinking with my friends that night. I would drive.

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Speaker 1: But then the next day it would forest dump it

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Speaker 1: with gas prices the way they are, and you don't

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Speaker 1: I could sell. Interesting, I would like put things in

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Speaker 1: beautiful we get we get a lot of promo stuff here,

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Speaker 1: of that stuff. Danielle, where were you fired from? I'm McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Well it was. Here's the thing, Okay, don't explain firing

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Speaker 1: quitting at the same time. No, this is an exercise. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you No, not in the face. It was a very

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Speaker 1: What about McDonald's was getting ridiculous. It was just the drama.

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Speaker 1: The drama was ridiculous with the people between the workers.

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Speaker 1: It was die Worth it. He well, he was nice,

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Speaker 1: but what no, no, no, he was dating me first

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Speaker 1: she had heard that I called him a mama's boy,

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Speaker 1: and that's and that's what upset her, so she confronted

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Speaker 1: a mom's boy. It was ridiculous. It was a teenage

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Speaker 1: So I think I started there when I was seventeen,

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Speaker 1: sixteen or seventeen, because you right back then you get

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Speaker 1: you working papers early. So I was there for like

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Speaker 1: four years. When you threw the punch? Did the hoop

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Speaker 1: the little backstage? We're back back downstairs and in the

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Speaker 1: break room. Okay, so we're all right. I always pictured

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Speaker 1: but that's different. What happened before you tell the story?

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Speaker 1: What's the sauce? They I don't remember. I can't tell you.

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Speaker 1: It's I won't Why would your boss, say you got

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Speaker 1: into a fight with a filet of fish, dude, because

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Speaker 1: oh the guy was nasty to me. It was not

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Speaker 1: my fault, and he would he would defend me fault.

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Speaker 1: It's the customer, Okay. It was a homeless man that

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Speaker 1: came into get some food and he was Sometimes the

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Speaker 1: food is not ready at the same time. Like if

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for a filet o fish to be made

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Speaker 1: and your cheeseburger is here, I'm not gonna put your

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Speaker 1: cheeseburger in the bag and wait because it's gonna get cold.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna wait till all your food is ready

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna put it in the bag. Well,

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Speaker 1: this man did not like that, and he did not

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Speaker 1: was all said and done, how long does it take

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Speaker 1: to put a filet of fish in a bag? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you got to be stupid to not be able to

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Speaker 1: do that. Responded with screaming at his back and has

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Speaker 1: to be dragged into the back. Although you don't that's

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Speaker 1: basically what I said, And I said something very not

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Speaker 1: nice like what I don't remember, and I got dragged

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Speaker 1: into the bag and was just dragged by your hand.

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Speaker 1: Just Danielle, please come in the bag. And I got

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Speaker 1: I didn't get fired for that though, yes, probably, but

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Speaker 1: I almost threw the flat fish out his head. But

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Speaker 1: the thing is, you gotta He was not nice to me,

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Speaker 1: and I was trying to be so nice. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't make his food keep warm. I'll give me

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Speaker 1: the warm. He was like, why don't you go home?

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Speaker 1: All right? You can't. Oh you don't have McDonald You know,

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Speaker 1: Danielle worked because she actually says filet o fish. Well,

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Speaker 1: like New Yorkers, we would just say filet of fish.

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Speaker 1: Remember I got in trouble for being too sexual in

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Speaker 1: the drive through. What did you say in the drive Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's pull up, scary, pull up your orders. McDonald doesn't

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Speaker 1: mad at me for this. I love McDonald's. I lived

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Speaker 1: on cheeseburgers when I was crying, Hi, Hi, And what

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Speaker 1: would you like? I'd like to order a big mac,

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Speaker 1: a six piece chicken McNuggets and uh fries you would

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Speaker 1: get that? Would you like a hot fresh apple pie

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Speaker 1: with that? Really? Danielle? Remember they this was probably eighteen,

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Speaker 1: but they said to me, you gotta try to sell

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Speaker 1: the apple pie. I did. Then I had a talking

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Speaker 1: to Danielle. You can't set off the pie that way,

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Speaker 1: but you said hot? Would you would you like some

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Speaker 1: of my? Hey? Would you like a hot fresh apple?

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Speaker 1: Those Baldwin on the sweaty balls. I'm sorry. I got

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Speaker 1: told I was not allowed to sell have a pie

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Speaker 1: like that? So my apple pie settling went down? Would

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Speaker 1: you like a sheke? I sold apple pies? They told

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Speaker 1: me to sell them. They didn't say I didn't. Would

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Speaker 1: you like some of my Why haven't been going on

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Speaker 1: McDonald's every night for apple apple pie? Can statiste of money?

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Speaker 1: Would you like to come over here and speak into

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Speaker 1: the clown's mouth? Speak into the clouds? You think sold

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Speaker 1: a lot? But this is this was a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: I have come down and I actually had a great

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Speaker 1: time working at McDonald's. I made a lot of good

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Speaker 1: friends there. And my sister wanted to work at McDonald's

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Speaker 1: so badly. When she's eleven years younger than me. She

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Speaker 1: would put on my uniform all the time, walk around

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Speaker 1: the house. That's what she wanted to be a McDonald's worker.

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Speaker 1: Whenn't you grow up? So yeah, but I we did

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Speaker 1: have a lot of fun. Obviously, you know, kid, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to work there. You want apple pies. Now

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Speaker 1: that want big fresh apple, Come over my house dressed

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Speaker 1: up like Mary mccheese and I'll make you Grimace. Playground

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Speaker 1: at your McDonald's. No, we did not have a playgroundom

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Speaker 1: Daniel's little window where they drove up to. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody still works there that I used

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Speaker 1: to work with, so the managers of people that owned it,

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